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[@SirajAHashmi](/creator/twitter/SirajAHashmi)
"@jarvis_best"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1979612839397728605) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-10-18T18:17Z 162.8K followers, 22.6K engagements


"Can I say something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1980038792364036476) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-10-19T22:30Z 162.8K followers, 103.3K engagements


"Relax its just a Coldplay concert"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1980067786002227431) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-10-20T00:25Z 162.8K followers, 17.1K engagements


"I should call her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1978859293051912636) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-10-16T16:23Z 162.8K followers, 67.8K engagements


"Hahahahahahahahahahaha"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1979568094134603821) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-10-18T15:19Z 162.8K followers, 20.4K engagements


"Dont make jokes about 9/11 my uncle died on that day he was the best pilot Saudi Arabia had ever seen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1961276634880745926) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-08-29T03:56Z 162.8K followers, 30.2K engagements


"Where can I apply"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1978658462973219023) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-10-16T03:05Z 162.8K followers, 13.2K engagements


"The best to ever do it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1941662480595402905) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-07-06T00:56Z 162.8K followers, 7.2M engagements


"Sorry Kim Kardashian but *this* is the Ultimate Bush"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1978223327807185027) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-10-14T22:16Z 162.8K followers, 84.5K engagements


"What do you get when you cross Rosie ODonnell with a Wuhan wet market"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1978856627072639106) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-10-16T16:12Z 162.8K followers, 82.3K engagements


"Me heading over to Bluesky to read the replies:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1979332708036940245) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-10-17T23:44Z 162.8K followers, 171.9K engagements


"Went to the No Kings protest in Riyadh Saudi Arabia and now Im to be publicly executed this afternoon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1979583404615110880) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-10-18T16:20Z 162.8K followers, 693K engagements


"Me to my bros: Good morning kings *is immediately arrested and sent to the gulag*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1979590552975982684) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-10-18T16:49Z 162.8K followers, 20.9K engagements


"The Left is calling Trump a king because hes actually delivering results for the American people. Theyve held a grip on the culture for so long and its evaporating in front of their eyes. The Left has been so accustomed to privilege that equality feels like oppression for them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1979802683553820716) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-10-19T06:51Z 162.8K followers, 59.8K engagements


"You could say that San Jose is (_) ( _)- (_) sans Jose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1980325402154578193) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-10-20T17:29Z 162.8K followers, 35K engagements


"They really need to @ me next time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1980494122000527390) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-10-21T04:39Z 162.8K followers, 23.7K engagements


"Well George Santos is gay and New York has very *VERY* tall buildings"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1980859441680642283) [@SirajAHashmi](/creator/x/SirajAHashmi) 2025-10-22T04:51Z 162.8K followers, 8277 engagements