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[@carltonkitheka1](/creator/twitter/carltonkitheka1)
"Which is the better phone Samsung Galaxy A26 or the Redmi Note XX Someone in my DMs asked me to enquire on their behalf"  
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"@2pac_mkadinali Bana I only care about baddies πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948334203986219483) 2025-07-24 10:47:27 UTC 56.7K followers, XXX engagements


"Kenya is on the brink of becoming a far right state Most Kenyans are against abortions against gay rights and against immigration You people forget Burundians Rwandese and Ugandans have been through civil war They only want to earn an honest living nothing else"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1949050380706336803) 2025-07-26 10:13:17 UTC 56.8K followers, 4063 engagements


"My brother you're currently in the land of make believe πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Reality will pay you a check soon enough πŸ˜‚"  
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"If I pulled such women I'd have to introspect πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ They don't know the difference between 'I'm' and 'am' 😭 Spelling 'suitor' as 'suter' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ Yikes sucks to be you πŸ˜‚"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948047886467629179) 2025-07-23 15:49:43 UTC 56.7K followers, 6590 engagements


"Avoid TV interviews if you're not media trained You can be saying something in good faith but it comes out wrong"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947544879527039377) 2025-07-22 06:30:57 UTC 56.7K followers, 68K engagements


"Trying to shame me for having rizz is crazy These bars worked πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'm not like you who's never been in pussy ever since the day you were born lol"  
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"His father is the Late Ker Riaga Chairman of the Luo Council Of Elders a very powerful position he held for many years Like I always say nobody in Kenya just appears from nowhere πŸ˜‚"  
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"Ungemuonyesha Baba yake Oops I forgot you can't hajui baba yake"  
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"Bro Gachagua is a very big problem The guy has very great influence Wachana na internet kwa ground he's a force to reckon with"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947342903824597185) 2025-07-21 17:08:22 UTC 56.7K followers, 35.9K engagements


"90% of the people insulting me for my looks are men πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ The women are in the likes That should tell you everything you need to know πŸ˜‚"  
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"@Elvis_Localman Hahaha huwa wanasema vitu just cause they saw someone else say it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Kondoo tu πŸ˜‚"  
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"@kiharashnikov That is our only saving grace cause industrialization and development takes decades"  
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"Whenever you have an unpopular opinion on this app it's very difficult to know whether people don't like you or they don't like what you said People who don't like you will always use that opportunity to get a few things off their chest πŸ˜‚"  
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"Their parents are well connected It's that simple πŸ˜‚"  
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"Gykeres better not have a single bad game or else πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"  
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"@oldtrafford__ Fatso mbona uko pressed πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Occupy the gym Kwanza alafu mimi nitahama home πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947987002311200775) 2025-07-23 11:47:47 UTC 56.7K followers, XXX engagements


"@FifthTiger @roywahome9 Using words you have no understanding of to say a lot of nothing The internet should have never gotten to wherever you're from πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1949152717235990783) 2025-07-26 16:59:55 UTC 56.8K followers, XX engagements


"Hiyo event ni ya Matwana Culture aje and there are only X matatus Hamuamini people will show up to an event knowing the President's son is behind it"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946277899020992761) 2025-07-18 18:36:25 UTC 56.7K followers, 37.3K engagements


"Let me share a very crazy fact about the 'Teenage Dream' album with you guys It is one of only two albums in music history to have X songs or more go number one The only other music album to achieve this feat is Michael Jackson's 'Bad' Pop music Royalty"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947712532845568466) 2025-07-22 17:37:09 UTC 56.7K followers, 2035 engagements


"T minus X week Can't wait πŸ“Bar Next Door Kiambu Rd Date - 1st August"  
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"And when I tell people our population growth rate will only put us in a deeper hole they insult me Very soon we're going to hit South Africa's crime and Xenophobia levels Nyinyi endeleeni kuzaa tu bila mpango your kids won't have jobs and will join gangs to earn a living"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948439607248372107) 2025-07-24 17:46:17 UTC 56.8K followers, 5320 engagements


"Tonight's Watch 'Out Of Time' (2003) Denzel Washington Eva Mendes Sanaa Lathan And a plot twist you'll never forget Thank me later"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1945910562824630619) 2025-07-17 18:16:46 UTC 56.7K followers, 5662 engagements


"Today is my first time in Nairobi CBD in a long time Almost forgot how many fine women are in this city"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948371787617636654) 2025-07-24 13:16:47 UTC 56.8K followers, 7564 engagements


"Bruh what is going on here Is this normal"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947934976160198751) 2025-07-23 08:21:03 UTC 56.7K followers, 7962 engagements


"Cyprian Nyakundi can't endorse Maraga cause he's been taking money from the political class It's really that simple"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1945788760194515164) 2025-07-17 10:12:46 UTC 56.7K followers, 161.3K engagements


"@DennisSavatia When the population grows faster than the country develops it is a huge problem Remember China had a one child policy for over XX years Human resource with no industries or development is very useless πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947914132872954259) 2025-07-23 06:58:14 UTC 56.7K followers, XXX engagements


"The story behind that iconic photo The Lakers had just beaten the 76ers in the NBA Finals in Kobe's hometown of Philadelphia but his parents didn't show up to celebrate with him cause they didn't want him seeing a Latina woman The lady eventually became his wife Vanessa Bryant"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1949039595846357009) 2025-07-26 09:30:25 UTC 56.8K followers, 4641 engagements


"A real eater like me does it cause her pleasure is my purpose"  
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"How do you take a celebration with so much aura and turn it into this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"  
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"Mvenpick Hotel has an all you can eat buffet for 3000 bob every Friday from 6PM to 10PM Great date idea"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1834199100876599688) 2024-09-12 11:55:18 UTC 56.8K followers, 209.5K engagements


"Fellas have you ever been in a situation whereby a woman owes you money and she offers to clear the debt via sex πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948359445953606141) 2025-07-24 12:27:45 UTC 56.8K followers, 246.6K engagements


"Got some great news from my mama the other day She's the greatest"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1944324390889590982) 2025-07-13 09:13:53 UTC 56.8K followers, 175.2K engagements


"You guys remember when former supermodel Naomi Campbell had to testify at the ICC during Charles Taylor's trial The Dictator gave her blood diamonds that he'd received from Sierra Leonean rebels in exchange for weapons during a dinner held by Nelson Mandela in 1997"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947925186684113081) 2025-07-23 07:42:09 UTC 56.7K followers, XXX engagements


"I've been both a good man and a villain to women and the villain was who they always wanted more Being a good guy literally takes you nowhere πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947542511569846589) 2025-07-22 06:21:33 UTC 56.7K followers, 7668 engagements


"This video is the real definition of Fuck Around and Find Out πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Shawty invited her friend to a threesome with her boyfriend She wound up watching her boyfriend fuck the other girl the whole time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948078144734564537) 2025-07-23 17:49:57 UTC 56.8K followers, 14.6K engagements

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@carltonkitheka1 "Which is the better phone Samsung Galaxy A26 or the Redmi Note XX Someone in my DMs asked me to enquire on their behalf"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-18 16:42:28 UTC 56.7K followers, 5400 engagements

"@2pac_mkadinali Bana I only care about baddies πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-24 10:47:27 UTC 56.7K followers, XXX engagements

"Kenya is on the brink of becoming a far right state Most Kenyans are against abortions against gay rights and against immigration You people forget Burundians Rwandese and Ugandans have been through civil war They only want to earn an honest living nothing else"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-26 10:13:17 UTC 56.8K followers, 4063 engagements

"My brother you're currently in the land of make believe πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Reality will pay you a check soon enough πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-23 06:23:21 UTC 56.7K followers, 18.9K engagements

"If I pulled such women I'd have to introspect πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ They don't know the difference between 'I'm' and 'am' 😭 Spelling 'suitor' as 'suter' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ Yikes sucks to be you πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-23 15:49:43 UTC 56.7K followers, 6590 engagements

"Avoid TV interviews if you're not media trained You can be saying something in good faith but it comes out wrong"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-22 06:30:57 UTC 56.7K followers, 68K engagements

"Trying to shame me for having rizz is crazy These bars worked πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'm not like you who's never been in pussy ever since the day you were born lol"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-26 14:08:30 UTC 56.8K followers, 5023 engagements

"His father is the Late Ker Riaga Chairman of the Luo Council Of Elders a very powerful position he held for many years Like I always say nobody in Kenya just appears from nowhere πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-19 08:01:37 UTC 56.7K followers, 304.9K engagements

"Ungemuonyesha Baba yake Oops I forgot you can't hajui baba yake"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-24 15:47:37 UTC 56.8K followers, 48.1K engagements

"Bro Gachagua is a very big problem The guy has very great influence Wachana na internet kwa ground he's a force to reckon with"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-21 17:08:22 UTC 56.7K followers, 35.9K engagements

"90% of the people insulting me for my looks are men πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ The women are in the likes That should tell you everything you need to know πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-24 17:19:10 UTC 56.8K followers, 112.6K engagements

"@Elvis_Localman Hahaha huwa wanasema vitu just cause they saw someone else say it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Kondoo tu πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-25 06:41:33 UTC 56.7K followers, XXX engagements

"@kiharashnikov That is our only saving grace cause industrialization and development takes decades"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-24 18:37:26 UTC 56.7K followers, XXX engagements

"Whenever you have an unpopular opinion on this app it's very difficult to know whether people don't like you or they don't like what you said People who don't like you will always use that opportunity to get a few things off their chest πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-22 17:49:07 UTC 56.7K followers, 6190 engagements

"Their parents are well connected It's that simple πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-23 12:51:54 UTC 56.8K followers, 92.3K engagements

"Gykeres better not have a single bad game or else πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-23 18:58:56 UTC 56.8K followers, 19.1K engagements

"@oldtrafford__ Fatso mbona uko pressed πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Occupy the gym Kwanza alafu mimi nitahama home πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-23 11:47:47 UTC 56.7K followers, XXX engagements

"@FifthTiger @roywahome9 Using words you have no understanding of to say a lot of nothing The internet should have never gotten to wherever you're from πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-26 16:59:55 UTC 56.8K followers, XX engagements

"Hiyo event ni ya Matwana Culture aje and there are only X matatus Hamuamini people will show up to an event knowing the President's son is behind it"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-18 18:36:25 UTC 56.7K followers, 37.3K engagements

"Let me share a very crazy fact about the 'Teenage Dream' album with you guys It is one of only two albums in music history to have X songs or more go number one The only other music album to achieve this feat is Michael Jackson's 'Bad' Pop music Royalty"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-22 17:37:09 UTC 56.7K followers, 2035 engagements

"T minus X week Can't wait πŸ“Bar Next Door Kiambu Rd Date - 1st August"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-26 10:28:22 UTC 56.8K followers, 1770 engagements

"And when I tell people our population growth rate will only put us in a deeper hole they insult me Very soon we're going to hit South Africa's crime and Xenophobia levels Nyinyi endeleeni kuzaa tu bila mpango your kids won't have jobs and will join gangs to earn a living"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-24 17:46:17 UTC 56.8K followers, 5320 engagements

"Tonight's Watch 'Out Of Time' (2003) Denzel Washington Eva Mendes Sanaa Lathan And a plot twist you'll never forget Thank me later"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-17 18:16:46 UTC 56.7K followers, 5662 engagements

"Today is my first time in Nairobi CBD in a long time Almost forgot how many fine women are in this city"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-24 13:16:47 UTC 56.8K followers, 7564 engagements

"Bruh what is going on here Is this normal"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-23 08:21:03 UTC 56.7K followers, 7962 engagements

"Cyprian Nyakundi can't endorse Maraga cause he's been taking money from the political class It's really that simple"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-17 10:12:46 UTC 56.7K followers, 161.3K engagements

"@DennisSavatia When the population grows faster than the country develops it is a huge problem Remember China had a one child policy for over XX years Human resource with no industries or development is very useless πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-23 06:58:14 UTC 56.7K followers, XXX engagements

"The story behind that iconic photo The Lakers had just beaten the 76ers in the NBA Finals in Kobe's hometown of Philadelphia but his parents didn't show up to celebrate with him cause they didn't want him seeing a Latina woman The lady eventually became his wife Vanessa Bryant"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-26 09:30:25 UTC 56.8K followers, 4641 engagements

"A real eater like me does it cause her pleasure is my purpose"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-22 13:17:29 UTC 56.8K followers, 41.7K engagements

"How do you take a celebration with so much aura and turn it into this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-23 10:32:36 UTC 56.8K followers, 985.9K engagements

"Mvenpick Hotel has an all you can eat buffet for 3000 bob every Friday from 6PM to 10PM Great date idea"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2024-09-12 11:55:18 UTC 56.8K followers, 209.5K engagements

"Fellas have you ever been in a situation whereby a woman owes you money and she offers to clear the debt via sex πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-24 12:27:45 UTC 56.8K followers, 246.6K engagements

"Got some great news from my mama the other day She's the greatest"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-13 09:13:53 UTC 56.8K followers, 175.2K engagements

"You guys remember when former supermodel Naomi Campbell had to testify at the ICC during Charles Taylor's trial The Dictator gave her blood diamonds that he'd received from Sierra Leonean rebels in exchange for weapons during a dinner held by Nelson Mandela in 1997"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-23 07:42:09 UTC 56.7K followers, XXX engagements

"I've been both a good man and a villain to women and the villain was who they always wanted more Being a good guy literally takes you nowhere πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-22 06:21:33 UTC 56.7K followers, 7668 engagements

"This video is the real definition of Fuck Around and Find Out πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Shawty invited her friend to a threesome with her boyfriend She wound up watching her boyfriend fuck the other girl the whole time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
@carltonkitheka1 Avatar @carltonkitheka1 on X 2025-07-23 17:49:57 UTC 56.8K followers, 14.6K engagements

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