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[@carltonkitheka1](/creator/twitter/carltonkitheka1)
"Ungemuonyesha Baba yake Oops I forgot you can't hajui baba yake"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948409743782887707) 2025-07-24 15:47:37 UTC 56.7K followers, 45.4K engagements


"Every Kenyan who admires militia rule/juntas needs to watch the VICE YouTube documentary called "The Cannibal Generals Of Liberia" So that you see first hand what Charles Taylor and his generals did to that country"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946175667797917700) 2025-07-18 11:50:12 UTC 56.6K followers, 3182 engagements


"Which is the better phone Samsung Galaxy A26 or the Redmi Note XX Someone in my DMs asked me to enquire on their behalf"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946249220798685573) 2025-07-18 16:42:28 UTC 56.7K followers, 5400 engagements


"How do you take a celebration with so much aura and turn it into this 😂😂😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947968081294246136) 2025-07-23 10:32:36 UTC 56.7K followers, 984.3K engagements


"I've been both a good man and a villain to women and the villain was who they always wanted more Being a good guy literally takes you nowhere 😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947542511569846589) 2025-07-22 06:21:33 UTC 56.7K followers, 7668 engagements


"If I pulled such women I'd have to introspect 😂😂 They don't know the difference between 'I'm' and 'am' 😭 Spelling 'suitor' as 'suter' 😂😭 Yikes sucks to be you 😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948047886467629179) 2025-07-23 15:49:43 UTC 56.7K followers, 6570 engagements


"This video is the real definition of Fuck Around and Find Out 😂😂😂 Shawty invited her friend to a threesome with her boyfriend She wound up watching her boyfriend fuck the other girl the whole time 😂😂"  
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"@Elvis_Localman Hahaha huwa wanasema vitu just cause they saw someone else say it 😂😂 Kondoo tu 😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948634711783354376) 2025-07-25 06:41:33 UTC 56.7K followers, XXX engagements


"Gykeres better not have a single bad game or else 😂😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948095502035169295) 2025-07-23 18:58:56 UTC 56.7K followers, 19K engagements


"Today is my first time in Nairobi CBD in a long time Almost forgot how many fine women are in this city"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948371787617636654) 2025-07-24 13:16:47 UTC 56.7K followers, 7427 engagements


"Could Nicki Minaj be the problem Why's she always beefing with everyone"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1945381892892602851) 2025-07-16 07:16:01 UTC 56.7K followers, 125.8K engagements


"@oldtrafford__ Fatso mbona uko pressed 😂😂 Occupy the gym Kwanza alafu mimi nitahama home 😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947987002311200775) 2025-07-23 11:47:47 UTC 56.7K followers, XXX engagements


"@kiharashnikov That is our only saving grace cause industrialization and development takes decades"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948452481265971573) 2025-07-24 18:37:26 UTC 56.7K followers, XX engagements


"My brother you're currently in the land of make believe 😂😂 Reality will pay you a check soon enough 😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947905355029041475) 2025-07-23 06:23:21 UTC 56.7K followers, 18.8K engagements


"Traore's fate is either exile or death if he refuses to give up power Power is transient Bookmark this tweet I shall be vindicated soon"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946130014681829576) 2025-07-18 08:48:47 UTC 56.6K followers, XXX engagements


"Kuna watu who just don't know how to maintain their personal hygiene and environmental hygiene It's just how they were raised The same way some people can find a clean public toilet use it and just leave it like that Like it can't clock in their brains wanafanya ujinga"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947540351226679412) 2025-07-22 06:12:57 UTC 56.6K followers, 1262 engagements


"90% of the people insulting me for my looks are men 😂😂 The women are in the likes That should tell you everything you need to know 😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948432784139452641) 2025-07-24 17:19:10 UTC 56.7K followers, 85.8K engagements


"Got some great news from my mama the other day She's the greatest"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1944324390889590982) 2025-07-13 09:13:53 UTC 56.7K followers, 175.1K engagements


"@kimathikeem Si I thought mlisema mnacancel everything to do with Ruto Plus I've never seen a matatu launch like that 😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946473377838821852) 2025-07-19 07:33:11 UTC 56.6K followers, XXX engagements


"Bro Gachagua is a very big problem The guy has very great influence Wachana na internet kwa ground he's a force to reckon with"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947342903824597185) 2025-07-21 17:08:22 UTC 56.7K followers, 35.8K engagements


"And when I tell people our population growth rate will only put us in a deeper hole they insult me Very soon we're going to hit South Africa's crime and Xenophobia levels Nyinyi endeleeni kuzaa tu bila mpango your kids won't have jobs and will join gangs to earn a living"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948439607248372107) 2025-07-24 17:46:17 UTC 56.7K followers, 5023 engagements


"Cyprian Nyakundi can't endorse Maraga cause he's been taking money from the political class It's really that simple"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1945788760194515164) 2025-07-17 10:12:46 UTC 56.7K followers, 161.2K engagements


"Kenyans who romanticise these Juntas really make me laugh In the replies you can see them saying this is Western Propaganda but when BBC Africa made that documentary on Kenya's Protests they were very happy 😂😂 If you think Moi was bad wait till you experience military rule"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946129303038489009) 2025-07-18 08:45:57 UTC 56.6K followers, 3991 engagements


"Fellas have you ever been in a situation whereby a woman owes you money and she offers to clear the debt via sex 😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948359445953606141) 2025-07-24 12:27:45 UTC 56.7K followers, 211.1K engagements


"Bruh what is going on here Is this normal"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947934976160198751) 2025-07-23 08:21:03 UTC 56.7K followers, 7950 engagements


"You guys remember when former supermodel Naomi Campbell had to testify at the ICC during Charles Taylor's trial The Dictator gave her blood diamonds that he'd received from Sierra Leonean rebels in exchange for weapons during a dinner held by Nelson Mandela in 1997"  
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"Tonight's Watch 'Out Of Time' (2003) Denzel Washington Eva Mendes Sanaa Lathan And a plot twist you'll never forget Thank me later"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1945910562824630619) 2025-07-17 18:16:46 UTC 56.7K followers, 5610 engagements


"@2pac_mkadinali Bana I only care about baddies 😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948334203986219483) 2025-07-24 10:47:27 UTC 56.7K followers, XXX engagements


"A real eater like me does it cause her pleasure is my purpose"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947647187850023043) 2025-07-22 13:17:29 UTC 56.7K followers, 41.3K engagements


"Mvenpick Hotel has an all you can eat buffet for 3000 bob every Friday from 6PM to 10PM Great date idea"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1834199100876599688) 2024-09-12 11:55:18 UTC 56.7K followers, 209.5K engagements


"Their parents are well connected It's that simple 😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948003134942453776) 2025-07-23 12:51:54 UTC 56.7K followers, 91.7K engagements


"Hiyo event ni ya Matwana Culture aje and there are only X matatus Hamuamini people will show up to an event knowing the President's son is behind it"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946277899020992761) 2025-07-18 18:36:25 UTC 56.6K followers, 37.2K engagements


"Avoid TV interviews if you're not media trained You can be saying something in good faith but it comes out wrong"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947544879527039377) 2025-07-22 06:30:57 UTC 56.7K followers, 68K engagements


"His father is the Late Ker Riaga Chairman of the Luo Council Of Elders a very powerful position he held for many years Like I always say nobody in Kenya just appears from nowhere 😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946480533376032938) 2025-07-19 08:01:37 UTC 56.7K followers, 304.8K engagements


"@DennisSavatia When the population grows faster than the country develops it is a huge problem Remember China had a one child policy for over XX years Human resource with no industries or development is very useless 😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947914132872954259) 2025-07-23 06:58:14 UTC 56.7K followers, XXX engagements


"Let me share a very crazy fact about the 'Teenage Dream' album with you guys It is one of only two albums in music history to have X songs or more go number one The only other music album to achieve this feat is Michael Jackson's 'Bad' Pop music Royalty"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947712532845568466) 2025-07-22 17:37:09 UTC 56.7K followers, 2021 engagements