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[@carltonkitheka1](/creator/twitter/carltonkitheka1)
"Selling a ticket to Gawdzilla Reloaded that's happening tonight at Koda for 1500 bob You know the drill"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946540275637080344) 2025-07-19 11:59:01 UTC 56.6K followers, 5348 engagements


"@_Ammoh_ Very cool analysis Thank you bro"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946261478056861874) 2025-07-18 17:31:10 UTC 56.6K followers, XX engagements


"Which is the better phone Samsung Galaxy A26 or the Redmi Note XX Someone in my DMs asked me to enquire on their behalf"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946249220798685573) 2025-07-18 16:42:28 UTC 56.6K followers, 5378 engagements


"How do you take a celebration with so much aura and turn it into this 😂😂😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947968081294246136) 2025-07-23 10:32:36 UTC 56.6K followers, 302.5K engagements


"But Uhuru had an aura and he listened so it's okay right 😂😂 Mind you they inflated how much SGR would cost BIGLY The government refused to publicize SGR documents even after a court order was issued That's how you know they made billions"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1943547730158129306) 2025-07-11 05:47:42 UTC 56.6K followers, 16.3K engagements


"I've been both a good man and a villain to women and the villain was who they always wanted more Being a good guy literally takes you nowhere 😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947542511569846589) 2025-07-22 06:21:33 UTC 56.6K followers, 7594 engagements


"If I pulled such women I'd have to introspect 😂😂 They don't know the difference between 'I'm' and 'am' 😭 Spelling 'suitor' as 'suter' 😂😭 Yikes sucks to be you 😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1948047886467629179) 2025-07-23 15:49:43 UTC 56.6K followers, 3840 engagements


"Only in first world countries is the CEO in trouble when exposed for cheating on his wife with an employee In Kenya everyone knows who the CEO is fucking even his wife but nobody can do anything 😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1945900953791590887) 2025-07-17 17:38:35 UTC 56.6K followers, 39.2K engagements


"@Wes_munene When the people of Burkina Faso finally realise they were duped it'll be too late"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946166235067990455) 2025-07-18 11:12:43 UTC 56.6K followers, XX engagements


"She was XX years old in the first picture and has aged XX years and given birth to X kids in the second picture How do you expect her to look the same Celebrities are human beings too"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1945744564335067352) 2025-07-17 07:17:08 UTC 56.6K followers, 1308 engagements


"Could Nicki Minaj be the problem Why's she always beefing with everyone"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1945381892892602851) 2025-07-16 07:16:01 UTC 56.6K followers, 125.7K engagements


"@oldtrafford__ Fatso mbona uko pressed 😂😂 Occupy the gym Kwanza alafu mimi nitahama home 😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947987002311200775) 2025-07-23 11:47:47 UTC 56.6K followers, XXX engagements


"My brother you're currently in the land of make believe 😂😂 Reality will pay you a check soon enough 😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947905355029041475) 2025-07-23 06:23:21 UTC 56.6K followers, 16.9K engagements


"Kuna watu who just don't know how to maintain their personal hygiene and environmental hygiene It's just how they were raised The same way some people can find a clean public toilet use it and just leave it like that Like it can't clock in their brains wanafanya ujinga"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947540351226679412) 2025-07-22 06:12:57 UTC 56.6K followers, 1223 engagements


"Got some great news from my mama the other day She's the greatest"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1944324390889590982) 2025-07-13 09:13:53 UTC 56.6K followers, 174.9K engagements


"I don't have to do anything for them 😂😂 They make things happen for me 😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1945728553204568500) 2025-07-17 06:13:31 UTC 56.6K followers, 3031 engagements


"@kimathikeem Si I thought mlisema mnacancel everything to do with Ruto Plus I've never seen a matatu launch like that 😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946473377838821852) 2025-07-19 07:33:11 UTC 56.6K followers, XXX engagements


"People who voted for Ruto calling other people sell outs will always be funny to me 😂😂😂 Like you are the reason we are in this predicament to begin with 😂😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946470267191963758) 2025-07-19 07:20:50 UTC 56.6K followers, 36K engagements


"Matatu Culture might not be big here on X but believe me kwa ground it's as big as it gets And that's why I keep on saying there's no election won on the internet ground mambo yote"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946255245425975733) 2025-07-18 17:06:24 UTC 56.6K followers, 62.8K engagements


"Bro Gachagua is a very big problem The guy has very great influence Wachana na internet kwa ground he's a force to reckon with"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947342903824597185) 2025-07-21 17:08:22 UTC 56.6K followers, 35.7K engagements


"Cyprian Nyakundi can't endorse Maraga cause he's been taking money from the political class It's really that simple"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1945788760194515164) 2025-07-17 10:12:46 UTC 56.6K followers, 160.9K engagements


"Hahaha yes bro I voted for Raila in 2017 I voted for him again in 2022 Used to hurt different watching you people celebrate and Tinga lost AGAIN 😂😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946458369281110078) 2025-07-19 06:33:33 UTC 56.6K followers, 29.1K engagements


"Bruh what is going on here Is this normal"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947934976160198751) 2025-07-23 08:21:03 UTC 56.6K followers, 6709 engagements


"You guys remember when former supermodel Naomi Campbell had to testify at the ICC during Charles Taylor's trial The Dictator gave her blood diamonds that he'd received from Sierra Leonean rebels in exchange for weapons during a dinner held by Nelson Mandela in 1997"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947925186684113081) 2025-07-23 07:42:09 UTC 56.6K followers, XXX engagements


"Tonight's Watch 'Out Of Time' (2003) Denzel Washington Eva Mendes Sanaa Lathan And a plot twist you'll never forget Thank me later"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1945910562824630619) 2025-07-17 18:16:46 UTC 56.6K followers, 5329 engagements


"@Byron__3 @FrankoRover Enda Rwanda mkuu or even Uganda or Eritrea 😂😂 You'll thrive there"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946169234662285616) 2025-07-18 11:24:38 UTC 56.6K followers, XXX engagements


"A real eater like me does it cause her pleasure is my purpose"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947647187850023043) 2025-07-22 13:17:29 UTC 56.6K followers, 40.1K engagements


"Hahaha I keep saying that this is what happens when power is acquired via military force Same thing is happening in Guinea Mamadou Doumbuya has not held any elections since seizing power in 2021 😂😂 The ignorance Kenyans who wish for a coup possess amuses me greatly 😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1945943222120780170) 2025-07-17 20:26:32 UTC 56.6K followers, 31.2K engagements


"Hiyo event ni ya Matwana Culture aje and there are only X matatus Hamuamini people will show up to an event knowing the President's son is behind it"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946277899020992761) 2025-07-18 18:36:25 UTC 56.6K followers, 37.2K engagements


"His father is the Late Ker Riaga Chairman of the Luo Council Of Elders a very powerful position he held for many years Like I always say nobody in Kenya just appears from nowhere 😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1946480533376032938) 2025-07-19 08:01:37 UTC 56.6K followers, 304.5K engagements


"@DennisSavatia When the population grows faster than the country develops it is a huge problem Remember China had a one child policy for over XX years Human resource with no industries or development is very useless 😂😂"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947914132872954259) 2025-07-23 06:58:14 UTC 56.6K followers, XX engagements


"Let me share a very crazy fact about the 'Teenage Dream' album with you guys It is one of only two albums in music history to have X songs or more go number one The only other music album to achieve this feat is Michael Jackson's 'Bad' Pop music Royalty"  
![@carltonkitheka1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1126066471782764544.png) [@carltonkitheka1](/creator/x/carltonkitheka1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947712532845568466) 2025-07-22 17:37:09 UTC 56.6K followers, 1911 engagements