[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]

[@jmasseypoet](/creator/twitter/jmasseypoet)
"🚨BREAKING NEWS: Dispatches from the Basement my poetry newsletter has been sold to TJ Maxx for $250"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jmasseypoet/status/1975649293022470575) [@jmasseypoet](/creator/x/jmasseypoet) 2025-10-07T19:47Z 41.5K followers, 4568 engagements


"Is anyone else intentionally reading books and watching films from the 70s and 80s not for the sake of nostalgia but to track the skid marks before Western Civilization leapt off a cliff Or maybe I need a better hobby like ping pong or adult coloring books"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jmasseypoet/status/1980313627451400498) [@jmasseypoet](/creator/x/jmasseypoet) 2025-10-20T16:42Z 41.5K followers, 10.7K engagements


"TDS should be in the DSM-5 at this point. Hes the only fascist in history to make peace a priority. Its beautiful how Butler changed him into a biblical figure an example of true redemption. He felt the hand of God that day and that gracethat gravityleads him now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jmasseypoet/status/1977763690481909831) [@jmasseypoet](/creator/x/jmasseypoet) 2025-10-13T15:49Z 41.5K followers, 3356 engagements


"@theblaze It looks like an air fryer designed by communists"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jmasseypoet/status/1977874121250820145) [@jmasseypoet](/creator/x/jmasseypoet) 2025-10-13T23:08Z 41.4K followers, 2394 engagements


"My favorite tree from my walk today. The colors ran right through me like natural electroshock therapy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jmasseypoet/status/1978173106746179852) [@jmasseypoet](/creator/x/jmasseypoet) 2025-10-14T18:56Z 41.5K followers, 3282 engagements


"People who do things like this have no creative imagination. They only know how to react and destroy. Theyve never built anything. They dont believe in anything. They simply live to glitch out and pretend it gives their life substance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jmasseypoet/status/1978898886337986816) [@jmasseypoet](/creator/x/jmasseypoet) 2025-10-16T19:00Z 41.4K followers, 5786 engagements


"Pardon my lackluster posts as of late. Im working on two books at the same time (a memoir and a collection of new poems) and trying to keep my spiritsand my brainintact. In the meantime heres another picture of my favorite tree this season"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jmasseypoet/status/1978926263470305693) [@jmasseypoet](/creator/x/jmasseypoet) 2025-10-16T20:49Z 41.5K followers, 2874 engagements


"When I was cancelled a mob of women (strangers to me) used an infamous Facebook group called Binders Full of Women as a staging ground for destroying my life and the lives of other men they targeted. Mean girl sh*t but organized and behind the safety of keyboards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jmasseypoet/status/1979289824843698288) [@jmasseypoet](/creator/x/jmasseypoet) 2025-10-17T20:54Z 41.5K followers, 33.1K engagements


"I'm not feeling well so I just drank a cup of Nighttime Theraflu the poor man's version of an Ayahuasca vision quest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jmasseypoet/status/1979314263496724531) [@jmasseypoet](/creator/x/jmasseypoet) 2025-10-17T22:31Z 41.4K followers, 2909 engagements


"Substack is The Breakfast Club. Facebook is The Shining. X is One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Instagram is Bring It On. Bluesky is Silence of the Lambs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jmasseypoet/status/1979363721244967188) [@jmasseypoet](/creator/x/jmasseypoet) 2025-10-18T01:47Z 41.4K followers, 2177 engagements


"Im sick of seeing this. CUOMO SHOULD DROP OUT. His arrogance nauseates me. Hed rather see NYC get wrecked than show some humility (he has none). I remember his Prairie Home Companion for the apocalypse Covid briefings with dread and anger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jmasseypoet/status/1980468236522225879) [@jmasseypoet](/creator/x/jmasseypoet) 2025-10-21T02:56Z 41.5K followers, 1194 engagements


"@OKseadaddy I agree. It would help if Republicans stopped demanding the Republican candidate drop out for Cuomo a crooked man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jmasseypoet/status/1980469895973515522) [@jmasseypoet](/creator/x/jmasseypoet) 2025-10-21T03:03Z 41.5K followers, XX engagements


"I remember 9/11 vividly and viscerally and I cannot believe that this menace is likely to become mayor of NYC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jmasseypoet/status/1980677431301402713) [@jmasseypoet](/creator/x/jmasseypoet) 2025-10-21T16:47Z 41.5K followers, 3076 engagements


"Candy Corn lovers are strange. They are masochists too. Most of them eat the Candy Corn performatively as a way to punish themselves and to seek attention. They are not sincere in their love of Candy Cornbecause no one truly loves Candy Corn. This is an official decree"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jmasseypoet/status/1962212265731530765) [@jmasseypoet](/creator/x/jmasseypoet) 2025-08-31T17:53Z 41.5K followers, 58.1K engagements


"@JackPosobiec I completely agree. But Cuomo is far too arrogant and diabolical to do that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jmasseypoet/status/1980798873443451083) [@jmasseypoet](/creator/x/jmasseypoet) 2025-10-22T00:50Z 41.5K followers, XXX engagements