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[@adamcarolla](/creator/twitter/adamcarolla)
"They should ask them why they mask and see what they say"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1943950653774344527) 2025-07-12 08:28:47 UTC 923.6K followers, 41.3K engagements


"Monday morning over six months after the fire and zero work. No trucks no crews no materials"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1944811521193767320) 2025-07-14 17:29:34 UTC 923.7K followers, 7M engagements


"All he had to do is listen to everyone the left tried to silence"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1945352819634266558) 2025-07-16 05:20:29 UTC 923.7K followers, 44.9K engagements


"They must first stop ice. Then see about permitting"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1943574608189239490) 2025-07-11 07:34:31 UTC 923.6K followers, 94.2K engagements


"Irvine is sold out for tonight but still tickets left for Covina laugh factory this weekend"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1943370191502488042) 2025-07-10 18:02:14 UTC 923.6K followers, 28.3K engagements


"This makes zero sense but I did play the banjo with Korn. Look it up"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1944441056134652181) 2025-07-13 16:57:28 UTC 923.7K followers, 47K engagements


"Monday will be the six month anniversary of the fire. Zero building so far"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1940087273661649353) 2025-07-01 16:37:05 UTC 923.4K followers, 820.4K engagements


"We elected so many dopey women in LA. No wonder the place has turned to shit"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1945324740065038738) 2025-07-16 03:28:55 UTC 923.7K followers, 49.4K engagements


"Landlords should be able to do whatever they want"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1944803274126696605) 2025-07-14 16:56:47 UTC 923.7K followers, 199K engagements


"Why dont you ask them and see what they say"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1943143797954588963) 2025-07-10 03:02:37 UTC 923.7K followers, 65.4K engagements


"Can we just admit the people who run the city are inept"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1946230195557392573) 2025-07-18 15:26:52 UTC 923.7K followers, 126.2K engagements


"He had many other shit songs. Check the ratios stupid to compare"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1945380122800087394) 2025-07-16 07:08:59 UTC 923.7K followers, 40.9K engagements


"When the government gets involved with housing it always works out"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1945149423111012579) 2025-07-15 15:52:16 UTC 923.7K followers, 49.3K engagements


"I dont get why the national guard could have prevented Jan X but are incendiary when they are dispatched to LA"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1931867069953544532) 2025-06-09 00:12:56 UTC 923.7K followers, 899.4K engagements


"Why do I have the feeling the list of non-exempt airports will be: 1) Whichever Airport Adam Carolla is flying out of. 2) End of list"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1942673865219731547) 2025-07-08 19:55:17 UTC 923.2K followers, 37.1K engagements


"Remember when XX Minutes was in the news business"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1942795785772621952) 2025-07-09 03:59:45 UTC 923.2K followers, 118.5K engagements


"You dont have to be that funny to get rich doing comedy"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1944966856093077848) 2025-07-15 03:46:48 UTC 923.7K followers, 113.7K engagements


"If white liberal women hated the corporations poisoning our food as much as they hate Elon Musk imagine how much healthier America could be. #MAHA"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1906454109433282738) 2025-03-30 21:10:54 UTC 923.4K followers, 378.8K engagements


"LA doesnt care about fire they care about about ICE"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1942782378759577905) 2025-07-09 03:06:28 UTC 923.3K followers, 160.4K engagements


"They wont protest this because they are cowards"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1943706842774872486) 2025-07-11 16:19:58 UTC 923.7K followers, 47.3K engagements


"This was said on the following morning after the fire"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1945888898120626353) 2025-07-17 16:50:40 UTC 923.7K followers, 171.3K engagements


"This basically describes my first X years in construction"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1944154931419652296) 2025-07-12 22:00:30 UTC 923.7K followers, 55.1K engagements


"These guys pull up in primered vans with masks and grab folks and disappear them to camps for no reason"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1944116483065622767) 2025-07-12 19:27:44 UTC 923.7K followers, 178.4K engagements


"How long do we have to keep pretending this guy is smart"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1945885384409510203) 2025-07-17 16:36:43 UTC 923.7K followers, 1.8M engagements


"Letterman should probably lay low for the next few weeks just to be safe"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1935036997367717955) 2025-06-17 18:09:06 UTC 923.7K followers, 3.6M engagements


"I worked at the McDonalds in Studio City in 1979 and my manager was named Ken. I never found out what McDonalds she worked at or who her manager was"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1943949799251902482) 2025-07-12 08:25:23 UTC 923.6K followers, 66.8K engagements


"I bet the Chinese get a train to Merced CA before we do"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1943118998050132438) 2025-07-10 01:24:05 UTC 923.7K followers, 125.6K engagements


"ELO had great songs and steve miller didnt"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1945329438100742622) 2025-07-16 03:47:35 UTC 923.7K followers, 69.1K engagements


"She is doing a wonderful job of describing a prison"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1944163605726765556) 2025-07-12 22:34:59 UTC 923.7K followers, 1.4M engagements


"We were more connected when we had shoddier cars. Someone pulled over on the side of the road youd give them a jump help a lady change a tire give a guy a lift to Phillips XX to fill his gas can. I used to jump in on bump starts. Now people are jumping in on jumping people"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1944952344652702077) 2025-07-15 02:49:09 UTC 923.7K followers, 81.2K engagements


"Ironic since the old newsroom saying was if it bleeds it leads"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1944543832843948488) 2025-07-13 23:45:52 UTC 923.7K followers, 60.9K engagements


"But if you can hook a leash to it then it becomes awesome"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1946234142854713347) 2025-07-18 15:42:33 UTC 923.7K followers, 61.6K engagements


"In case you forgot how stupid the hippies were"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1946376624804360282) 2025-07-19 01:08:43 UTC 923.7K followers, 37.3K engagements


"Ultimately he is dumb but dumb people dont know hes dumb"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1945004534494884312) 2025-07-15 06:16:32 UTC 923.7K followers, 94.1K engagements


"Worst tasks. I will go first XX lb air jackhammer on top of three story scaffold in a racket ball court laying on my stomach starting at the top going at a concrete filling cement block wall dividing the two courts"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1944161633502142695) 2025-07-12 22:27:08 UTC 923.7K followers, 90.1K engagements


"How about you spend ten minutes talking about rebuilding your burt city"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1942040247740555354) 2025-07-07 01:57:31 UTC 923.3K followers, 195K engagements


"Sorry to say it was not Newsoms fault. It was the fault of every spineless coward that listened to him"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1945347756731850967) 2025-07-16 05:00:22 UTC 923.7K followers, 70.1K engagements


"Finally the efficiency and quality of the DMV and the IRS at the grocery store. Fill out form GRC-10568_B and youll have your Cream of Wheat in 6-8 weeks"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1937290934913228822) 2025-06-23 23:25:26 UTC 923.6K followers, 1.5M engagements


"ADAM CAROLLA & JAY MOHR LIVE IN IRVINE Thursday July 10th at 8pm One show only @TheIrvineImprov 🎟"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1942711366261039574) 2025-07-08 22:24:18 UTC 923.7K followers, 26.3K engagements


"Speaking of fast track whats going on with the train"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1943579302475202844) 2025-07-11 07:53:10 UTC 923.7K followers, 72.6K engagements


"Theres too much bacon on everything and Weve got enough porn. Two thoughts I never thought Id think. It would have been sacrilegious to a XX year old Adam Carolla"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1943341125483249861) 2025-07-10 16:06:44 UTC 923.7K followers, 57.1K engagements


"New vlog tomorrow as you can see from my roof no new building. Tomorrow it will be six months"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1942004612631757232) 2025-07-06 23:35:55 UTC 923.7K followers, 374K engagements


"And finish your churro because some are going to bed without"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1944302721374597404) 2025-07-13 07:47:46 UTC 923.7K followers, 66.3K engagements


"I was wondering who would pick up the race hustling torch now that Biden has put it down"  
![@adamcarolla Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::10926202.png) [@adamcarolla](/creator/x/adamcarolla) on [X](/post/tweet/1943133473734021560) 2025-07-10 02:21:36 UTC 923.2K followers, 175.4K engagements