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[@martyrdison](/creator/twitter/martyrdison)
"the tryst is a fascinating all consuming heartbreaking thing. what is a tryst a private romantic rendezvous something that can last a weekend two weeks maybe a few months. everyones had one. its rarely with the person youll marry but in the moment it feels like it could be. maybe it is love just love that expires. in movies trysts end perfectly. they begin and end in the same breath. in real life humans cant help but pick at them trying to stretch the moment until it breaks. should you leave it as it was beautiful fleeting intact probably. but we never do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1979945385004237294) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-19T16:19Z 41.3K followers, 35K engagements


"you can just do things except apparently tell someone you like them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1980460154991833496) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-21T02:24Z 41.3K followers, 28.3K engagements


"@JPFreire the amount of people who sent me this lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1981166753976897561) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-23T01:12Z 41K followers, XXX engagements


"women have X instagram story eras: X. truly single posting every day. cute photos. cute videos. solo adventures. look at my cute little life. X. talking to someone less posting. random restaurant interiors. obscure captions. soft launch of a shadowy male wrist. X. in a relationship boyfriend content takeover. look at our love. occasional hot selfie just to remind you why she has one and you dont"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1976279708925829224) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-09T13:32Z 41.3K followers, 963.9K engagements


"taking a last minute japan trip with @sporadicalia tell us your recs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1979349587845615738) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-18T00:51Z 41.2K followers, 31.9K engagements


"moving to tokyo so i can work here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1980585173583626316) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-21T10:41Z 41.3K followers, 515.7K engagements


"9/10 times bad texting = bad wit charm or cleverness in person its perfectly okay to get the ick and not want to be with someone based on how they text you its all part of communication parity if communication is off the likelihood of relationship success is too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1981525652751995063) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-24T00:58Z 41.2K followers, 104.5K engagements


"turns out being 6000 miles away from home does not solve your depression"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1981068479508992180) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-22T18:41Z 41.3K followers, 27.1K engagements


"i would feel bad for the matchmaker that would have to figure out a man who i actually would like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1981527799107334318) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-24T01:06Z 41.3K followers, 18.6K engagements


"dating as a founder is hard youre obsessed with what youre building it consumes every thought every hour you try to date but small talk feels foreign youre wired to build not to relax you dont want someone to fix it or compete with it you just want someone who doesnt make you feel insane for caring this much because dating while obsessed isnt about finding love its about finding peace in being fully seen for who you areeven when your mind is somewhere else"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1974579327556858266) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-04T20:56Z 41.2K followers, 353.1K engagements


"love is a strange strange thing its easy to find someone who fits your checklist (same beliefs career family plans) but love isnt about checklists finding someone you love who also fits them almost never happens love feels weird and random and out of control and when it happens youre usually confused how you ended up there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1975991072120623281) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-08T18:25Z 41.2K followers, 39.2K engagements


"the exchange rate for women cumming versus men isnt equal it never was its like trading mexican pesos for pounds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1976322927567179861) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-09T16:24Z 41.2K followers, 16.4K engagements


"parallel play is what i miss most about being in love what is parallel play its that quiet kind of togetherness sitting next to each other working eating in silence trading little grunts or glances no pressure to perform just the comfort of someone existing beside you while you exist too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1976993359555166418) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-11T12:48Z 41.2K followers, 37.3K engagements


"no kings day doesnt do much except block traffic for republicans just trying to get to Chick-fil-A in peace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1979656292492013761) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-18T21:10Z 41.2K followers, 17.8K engagements


"i read somewhere that if youre in an insecure relationship you worry about your partner cheating. if youre in a secure one you worry about your partner dying. i thought what if you dont care about either"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1979942005385142284) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-19T16:05Z 41.3K followers, 150.1K engagements


"government shutdown aws shutdown whats next the shutdown of my heart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1980716130588324026) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-21T19:21Z 41.3K followers, 13K engagements


"im sick in Tokyo and the doctor just prescribed me something thats not fda approved in america (except for surgical bleeding) if this works and cures me im swearing off the fda and westernized medicine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1981287643154649415) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-23T09:12Z 41.3K followers, 56.5K engagements


"saw this sign in tokyo outside of a bathroom what does it mean"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1981289485422752134) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-23T09:19Z 41.3K followers, 84K engagements


"spent my 20s saying no to perfectly good men who wouldve made great husbands in my 30s i think ill just say yes to the next one and stop fucking around"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1981815688915562594) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-24T20:10Z 41.2K followers, 381.8K engagements


"can someone please explain to me the rationale behind protesting this isnt a joke its an actual question. if you wanted to create true policy change in 2025 does anyone actually think protesting works whats the impact what happens after"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1979665295355916767) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-18T21:46Z 41.3K followers, 162.9K engagements


"the easiest way to move on emotionally is to do the following: - delete text message thread - remove location services - delete old photos/hide them - remove from close friends story on instagram - mute/block/unfollow on all social media platforms - unsubscribe to collaborative playlist on spotify - lobotomy - death"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1980387088282407374) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-20T21:34Z 41.2K followers, 88.5K engagements


"some of the best romantic moments in my life have been dancing in public with no music just the sounds of the street behind us it costs nothing and somehow thats how you know its real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1980735474202517668) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-21T20:38Z 41.3K followers, 28.7K engagements


"i got to wear these to my first japanese style breakfast and ngl im pretty stoked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1981881485608034498) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-25T00:32Z 41.2K followers, 22.3K engagements


"theres something incredibly masculine about a XX man funny in a way tall men never are confident in a way short men cant be he commands a room even if he cant see over it just perfectly in between he is king"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1976002500873552363) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-08T19:11Z 41.2K followers, 358.6K engagements


"its been rainy in nyc but i dont mind at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1978532605524910437) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-15T18:45Z 41.2K followers, 27.7K engagements


"it hasnt even been XX hours in tokyo and im already X ramens deep"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1980394269815996841) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-20T22:02Z 41.2K followers, 12K engagements


"every long relationship (2+ years) is basically a divorce when you end it (especially if you lived together) these pseudo-divorces come with all the same logistics of uncoupling: - who gets which friends - wheres my stuff / whats still yours -how do we tell people -whose netflix -who made the dentist appointment its not just emotional separation its administrative"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1980408626125893753) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-20T22:59Z 41.3K followers, 445.2K engagements


"i did not expect to be over here horrendously sick ngl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1981761595484385370) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-24T16:35Z 41.2K followers, 12.8K engagements


"all i want in life is an italian greyhound named Elizabeth Bones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/martyrdison/status/1981917402104545368) [@martyrdison](/creator/x/martyrdison) 2025-10-25T02:55Z 41.2K followers, 13.3K engagements