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[@patterballs](/creator/twitter/patterballs)
"Hang it in the Louvre (but guard it better than the stuff that just got stolen from there). #WANTITALL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/patterballs/status/1980630412226666861) [@patterballs](/creator/x/patterballs) 2025-10-21T13:41Z 22.3K followers, XXX engagements


"Dear Canadian baseball god (Gord) Please let Shane Bieber regain his Cy young form tonight. And make Vladimir Guerrero believe were playing the Yankees. And help provide us with an umpire who knows the difference between balls and strikes. Amen Canadian baseball fans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/patterballs/status/1978504828578935022) [@patterballs](/creator/x/patterballs) 2025-10-15T16:54Z 22.3K followers, 46.1K engagements


"I wonder if he can join the Blue Jays just for games X and 7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/patterballs/status/1979529196704600139) [@patterballs](/creator/x/patterballs) 2025-10-18T12:45Z 22.3K followers, 1141 engagements


"I hope Blue Jays ownership was listening to sports radio call in shows last night. A lot of managerial candidates out there who seem to be surprisingly available for coaching opportunities"  
[X Link](https://x.com/patterballs/status/1979547523342623005) [@patterballs](/creator/x/patterballs) 2025-10-18T13:58Z 22.3K followers, XXX engagements


"Reason number 3462 why Dogs are better than people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/patterballs/status/1978579196461875468) [@patterballs](/creator/x/patterballs) 2025-10-15T21:50Z 22.3K followers, 1677 engagements


"This is a slightly different Marchand than the one depicted in Tim Hortons commercials"  
[X Link](https://x.com/patterballs/status/1979627190246666462) [@patterballs](/creator/x/patterballs) 2025-10-18T19:14Z 22.3K followers, 2879 engagements


"Blue Jays fans please switch where youre sitting now. Thank you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/patterballs/status/1980456352326750242) [@patterballs](/creator/x/patterballs) 2025-10-21T02:09Z 22.3K followers, 3502 engagements


"I get it. Same thing happened on my daughters Hot Wheels track yesterday. Guess the Crosstown LRT tracks have loop de loops too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/patterballs/status/1980734709148839994) [@patterballs](/creator/x/patterballs) 2025-10-21T20:35Z 22.3K followers, XXX engagements