[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@catturd2](/creator/twitter/catturd2) "Tulsi is giving a press conference right now exposing all the Obama traitors"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1948081868110168124) 2025-07-23 18:04:45 UTC 3.8M followers, 146.7K engagements "Red alert end of the world Panicans hardest hit"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946269047080816855) 2025-07-18 18:01:15 UTC 3.8M followers, 87K engagements "@REMASCULATE So glad youre not the only one who noticed that 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947467227315507711) 2025-07-22 01:22:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 16.4K engagements "Good morning to everyone except Mike Pence who's trying to rescue Joe Biden"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1618213250512097280) 2023-01-25 11:44:38 UTC 3.8M followers, 653K engagements "Now we know why Democrats tried so hard to stop Tulsi Gabbard's nomination"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946532191707525538) 2025-07-19 11:26:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 826.8K engagements "All the good stuff happens when Im sleeping lol"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947235766758736329) 2025-07-21 10:02:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 84.2K engagements "How does a single person watch legacy media in 2025"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1935291321901564350) 2025-06-18 10:59:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 199.3K engagements "Good morning X. Been up for a few hours enjoying watching The Open. Happy Thursday"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945798923710320914) 2025-07-17 10:53:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 96.6K engagements "Theres about to be a mass exodus out of New York City"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1938036807829946718) 2025-06-26 00:49:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements "You have to work really hard to be this clueless. 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945132213449736694) 2025-07-15 14:43:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 109K engagements "Goodnight everyone - see you in clown world tomorrow"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946054460611903542) 2025-07-18 03:48:34 UTC 3.8M followers, 127.7K engagements "Wait until they figure out Im about to go after them- 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946735687580938684) 2025-07-20 00:55:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 130.4K engagements "Scratch a Panican - and youll find a fair weather never-Trumper every time"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945634608780808660) 2025-07-17 00:00:13 UTC 3.8M followers, 270.1K engagements "I never attack anyone ever. But from now on if you come after me Im coming after you. FAFO. Are you with me on this"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946733248094028039) 2025-07-20 00:45:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 715.4K engagements "This ridiculous over-the-top gaslighting for the cameras makes me want even more layoffs"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944101313509220678) 2025-07-12 18:27:27 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements "If you want to know why he lost - here you go - about as self-aware as Zelensky. Idiot"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1917169682433396763) 2025-04-29 10:50:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 179.2K engagements "If youre a grown man who spends 24/7 crying about me in your timeline- youre either gay jealous AF or need to have your man card revoked"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947454630754992264) 2025-07-22 00:32:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 458.6K engagements "Why would you do this to people who support you I dont get it"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942027828280660337) 2025-07-07 01:08:10 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.3M engagements "Good morning and happy birthday to greatest President in U.S. history- Donald J. Trump"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1933831130790371547) 2025-06-14 10:17:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.4M engagements "LOL - this dork's show loses $XX million per year"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946324062164197460) 2025-07-18 21:39:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 149.3K engagements "You're not going to get everything you want from any politician or political party. EVER Giving me what I want and what I vote for . Joe Biden . X% of the time. Kamala . X% of the time. Democrat Party . X% of the time. Republican Party . XX% of the time. President Trump . XX% of the time. It's a no brainer for me. Always has been"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945127378969088179) 2025-07-15 14:24:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 434.7K engagements "I cant stand this loser. Everything thats wrong with Twitter"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946743049440125082) 2025-07-20 01:24:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 276.7K engagements "Democrats answer to winning the male vote back - and know this isnt parody"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1928113543649402964) 2025-05-29 15:37:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 115.6K engagements "At this point It's obvious that Jerome Powell will financially burn this country down to the ground over his TDS"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945130363178610875) 2025-07-15 14:36:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 762.7K engagements "On this Independence Day it's important to recognize @RandyRRQuaid who gave all to save us from an alien invasion"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1941094015627329899) 2025-07-04 11:17:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 771.6K engagements "Signing off early tonight. Goodnight everyone. Ignore the never-ending doomsday Panicans. Were winning and were winning big time. Be happy and enjoy all these wins. Never let the red alert doomsday podcast Bros negativity spoil your day. Theyre never gonna be happy no matter what happens. Dont be like them and realize that were in the middle of greatness. Have a fantastic night everyone"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947804359967781112) 2025-07-22 23:42:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 146K engagements "NASA says Uranus is warmer than they we thought. It's going to be one of those days"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1948005078666764307) 2025-07-23 12:59:37 UTC 3.8M followers, 103.5K engagements "😂 change your name back to the Redskins or no new stadium for you"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947026814330646596) 2025-07-20 20:12:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 163.1K engagements "357000 posts but only trending at #10 - 👌"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946607870075621462) 2025-07-19 16:27:37 UTC 3.8M followers, 111.5K engagements "LOL - its totally them. Who did this - 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946671323649835132) 2025-07-19 20:39:45 UTC 3.8M followers, 161.5K engagements "Were about to find out who in Congress serves Big Pharma over American citizens"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1922077313547603975) 2025-05-12 23:51:56 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements "Remember when they announced Joe Biden had cancer and nobodys mentioned it since"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1940791053436772739) 2025-07-03 15:13:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.2M engagements "I get attacked 24/7 from all angles on X But do you know why I dont give AF and laugh at the loser snowflakes Because watching Wiggles chasing a squirrel on the Catturd ranch is 100x more important to me than all the loser haters will ever be. Its called being grounded. And yes my property is Lord of the Rings 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946345308784414985) 2025-07-18 23:04:17 UTC 3.8M followers, 242.5K engagements "Since the Left thinks PBS and NPR are so great they should have no problem funding themselves from now on"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945800431013187806) 2025-07-17 10:59:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 483.9K engagements "After calling this a conspiracy theory for years I noticed none of legacy media covered this story"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944340991315481049) 2025-07-13 10:19:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 302.8K engagements "Remember when Hillary couldn't stop coughing 👇"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1948066018661675435) 2025-07-23 17:01:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 78.9K engagements "Seriously - Ive never seen a bigger backstabbing fraud on X in my life"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946721745106296916) 2025-07-20 00:00:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 457.4K engagements "Good morning X. Happy Tuesday - going to be two solid days of heavy rain here. Doggies not going to be happy"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945072423327453580) 2025-07-15 10:46:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 114.6K engagements "One year anniversary today. Hard to believe its already been a year. Time flies"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944304166165233871) 2025-07-13 07:53:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 596.6K engagements "I would say RIP - but the UK is already gone"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945826452768706910) 2025-07-17 12:42:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 136.2K engagements "Since Obama and his treasonous cabinet sabotaged Trumps first term as President. Trump should be allowed to run again in 2028"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947738303949582366) 2025-07-22 19:19:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 741.2K engagements "lol this fake shit again - but this is really you all grown up 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946738212963000583) 2025-07-20 01:05:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 76.5K engagements "😂😂😂😂 Were winning at everything. Youre losing at everything"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1941576956040053221) 2025-07-05 19:16:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 169.5K engagements "Remember everyone who abandoned Trump on this date. Lets check in a year from now and see whos who. Bookmark this"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945636590576898447) 2025-07-17 00:08:06 UTC 3.8M followers, 978.5K engagements "Everyone should stop what theyre doing and listen and share this"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1830200144186245288) 2024-09-01 11:04:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.5M engagements "Shitposting XXX Saying crazy controversial shit then sitting back and laughing at the meltdowns. 😂 I love this shit"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947078120592351731) 2025-07-20 23:36:13 UTC 3.8M followers, 281.5K engagements "Another domestic terrorist who needs to be caught"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1903209571818115512) 2025-03-21 22:18:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements "RED ALERT RED ALERT THE SKY IS FALLING WE'RE DOOMED WWIII IS HERE PANIC FOR CLICKS TRUMP IS GEORGE BUSH RED ALERT IT'S ARMAGEDDON DEMOCRATS WILL WIN UNTIL 2084 RED ALERT WARNING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US RED ALERT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES (Farting sound)"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1935465500227809741) 2025-06-18 22:31:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 912.3K engagements "Doggies and kitties need a good home. Please retweet"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944443420497359033) 2025-07-13 17:06:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 206.6K engagements "The funniest thing about you - is you believe shit photoshop pictures"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946901570521608682) 2025-07-20 11:54:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 200.5K engagements "F.k the woke police in woke Colorado. Disgusting"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1929356138350276854) 2025-06-02 01:55:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 181.8K engagements "Dont smoke crack right before an interview or youll sound this unhinged"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947355321627767259) 2025-07-21 17:57:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 260.3K engagements "Just so you know when I see this in my daily followers I know theyll be a planned bot attack to try to divide MAGA within days. And like clockwork it always happens. I usually average about net 5k followers a day but suddenly I get 11k followers all in a few hours lol. That means these new bots will all be in my replies in a few days pretending to turn on MAGA and me. All coordinated all fake so obvious. Dont they know that Jedi Mind Tricks dont work on us 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944568575639085350) 2025-07-14 01:24:11 UTC 3.8M followers, 163.2K engagements "When youre so serious about not adding to the debt that you want to tax breathing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😳🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1941656397046858134) 2025-07-06 00:32:13 UTC 3.8M followers, 572.2K engagements "Oh please - stop lying - why would he take a sleeping pill before a debate - 🤦♂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947352508902363235) 2025-07-21 17:46:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 98.1K engagements "LOL - Dilley doesnt give a AF -😂 cracks me up"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945584930542518486) 2025-07-16 20:42:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 250.1K engagements "Big shoutout to all thousands of trolls who cry about me in my replies 24/7 so enjoying the new truck you bought for me and looking forward to the new boat youre gonna buy me in the future. Youre like my little employees 😂 Again thank you - 😊"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947470767450403088) 2025-07-22 01:36:27 UTC 3.8M followers, 545K engagements "Karoline and Tulsi are currently destroying the fake news media"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1948086384931033303) 2025-07-23 18:22:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 89.3K engagements "Just so you know The Catturd army is undefeated. All memes welcome"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1834717146984689968) 2024-09-13 22:13:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 902K engagements "Reminder - not a single doomsday prediction of the climate cult has ever come true"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944369348396695780) 2025-07-13 12:12:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 783.1K engagements "Of course one of Joe Bidens millions of illegals he let walk into our country on the red carpet committed a horrible act of terrorism today. When are these treasonous traitors going to be held accountable"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1929355333606023218) 2025-06-02 01:52:11 UTC 3.8M followers, 136.1K engagements "Grok was so good when it started. I XXX% supported it and it was so awesome. Now its just woke garbage. I rarely use it anymore"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944223000259125468) 2025-07-13 02:30:59 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.2M engagements "This guy helps so many dogs - that all he does. Bravo 👏"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944564251244556509) 2025-07-14 01:07:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 215.1K engagements "Raging shouting and clapping your hands while youre talking doesnt make you right"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1943312136840556975) 2025-07-10 14:11:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 270.8K engagements "Please dont sic your XX followers on me -😂 Enjoy the ratio loser"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946009875995148724) 2025-07-18 00:51:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 136.4K engagements "Trump rightfully going off on Jerome Powell"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1939737823168414065) 2025-06-30 17:28:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 140.4K engagements "That last second before it all turns to 💩"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945891280774463809) 2025-07-17 17:00:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 4.3M engagements "Are any of you getting the next six weeks off paid"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1948025828740157574) 2025-07-23 14:22:04 UTC 3.8M followers, 281.4K engagements "So hot this weekend - but it's summer in Florida. Happens every year"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947266108781687136) 2025-07-21 12:03:13 UTC 3.8M followers, 128.9K engagements "Im tired of helping people and getting stabbed in the back. Im gonna start exposing all these clowns. Imagine helping someone for years only to be stabbing in the back by them once they get a few followers. Tired of it. Not taking anymore"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946727923119005913) 2025-07-20 00:24:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 308.4K engagements "Wait - just for going 38mph in a 30mph zone Huh"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945481975462056431) 2025-07-16 13:53:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 287.2K engagements "Goodnight everyone. See you in clown world tomorrow"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945658361363726461) 2025-07-17 01:34:36 UTC 3.8M followers, 165.7K engagements "Big shoutout to my new 10000 followers today. My demise by all the Massholes has been greatly exaggerated. 😂 Big shout out to all the Trump supporters who never waiver. Turns out loyalty matters"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1940914478054625325) 2025-07-03 23:24:06 UTC 3.8M followers, 209K engagements "This Friday at 3:30 PM ET - on our podcast - Ill be announcing the date of Turdstock 2025 followed by when tickets go on sale. Turdstock is the hardest ticket to get in Nashville and it always sells out in minutes so stay tuned and listen in"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945084417178730887) 2025-07-15 11:33:57 UTC 3.8M followers, 70.9K engagements "It just gets worse and worse with this guy"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945847043450138862) 2025-07-17 14:04:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 281.2K engagements "Obama . TREASON Comey . TREASON Brennan . TREASON Clapper . TREASON Susan Rice . TREASON"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946531376980762886) 2025-07-19 11:23:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 957.9K engagements "Hit by a bus last week hospitalized in serious condition then she recovers but commits suicide this week. does anyone believe this bullshit"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1915952484809380136) 2025-04-26 02:14:03 UTC 3.8M followers, 31M engagements "Im being throttled again - I must be telling the truth"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1940926656862159065) 2025-07-04 00:12:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 236.1K engagements "So @SidneyPowell1 has been locked out of her account. I believe its that fishing scam thats been going around the last year where they say youre going to be suspended in your DMS unless you click a link and then they take over your account. Can someone @X please help with this"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1943490920156139812) 2025-07-11 02:01:58 UTC 3.8M followers, 237.6K engagements "We warned everyone. And they called us anti-science horse paste eaters"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947328145830371709) 2025-07-21 16:09:44 UTC 3.8M followers, 969.1K engagements "@SStricklandMMA @Kash_Patel Fuck you loser"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946003283530690616) 2025-07-18 00:25:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 198.1K engagements "Why do all liberal women look exactly like her"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947988243347108042) 2025-07-23 11:52:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 136.3K engagements "If you invaded our country illegally you have to go. It's that simple"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1941099016596640140) 2025-07-04 11:37:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 385.1K engagements "Trump takes more iconic pictures than anyone ever"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1941451499743465712) 2025-07-05 10:58:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements "One of best stories of the year thats flown under the radar is theres been X million self-deportations in the first six months of the Trump administration"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944509143806534097) 2025-07-13 21:28:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 789.3K engagements "The Left is so insane that they're fighting removing toxins from our food"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947976809968017547) 2025-07-23 11:07:17 UTC 3.8M followers, 361.2K engagements "@jk_rowling has one of the best X accounts"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946676300803928174) 2025-07-19 20:59:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 65.2K engagements "Again - this is straight-up treason. Arrest them all"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946269874344366300) 2025-07-18 18:04:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 154.9K engagements "Big shocker that we now know Smelly was lying"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945454813539381437) 2025-07-16 12:05:47 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.2M engagements "Good morning everyone. Hope you have a great week"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947236373385154631) 2025-07-21 10:05:03 UTC 3.8M followers, 125.4K engagements "Karoline Leavitt just slapped down the fake news reporters 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1948085450993717560) 2025-07-23 18:18:59 UTC 3.8M followers, 34.1K engagements "When the Left is mad at Elon Musk. They - Fire bomb Teslas. - vandalized Tesla dealerships. - key Teslas. - shoot at Teslas. - call him a Nazi and a Fascist. - protest in the streets. - boycott X. - boycott Tesla. - boycott Starlink. - try to tank his stocks. When MAGS is mad at Elon Musk. They - do badass memes and tweets on X. - none of the above. We are not the same"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1941990640155279726) 2025-07-06 22:40:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 855.8K engagements "Dear New York liberals - don't come here to Florida to live. Great Whites grow 100-ft-long here and they're everywhere. You're better off staying where you're at"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942589025107468292) 2025-07-08 14:18:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 117.5K engagements "I said yesterday and I'll say it again today. Pam Bondi must do a long press conference "ASAP" about her decisions about Epstein files and the binder debacle etc. She is the AG of the United States. It has to be her (not the Press Secretary etc) It's not going to go away. It's all the press will ask her going forward until she does - even a year from now. And here's an idea just tell the truth. If the Biden regime Merrick Garland and Wray destroyed the evidence just say it. If they didn't just say it. If she isn't strong enough to do this she needs to be replaced. Trump faces a hostile press"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942903848433033412) 2025-07-09 11:09:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 710.5K engagements "My loyalty will always be with President Trump. You"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1932970150627545545) 2025-06-12 01:16:11 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.9M engagements "Karoline Leavitt absolutely destroying PBS and NPR"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946527473685995665) 2025-07-19 11:08:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 142.8K engagements "I've never met a man who likes the big injected duck lips on women. So why do they continue to do it when it looks horrible"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1931350389669937248) 2025-06-07 13:59:50 UTC 3.8M followers, 10.9M engagements "This is nuts - didn't expect that last one"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1941472961707606372) 2025-07-05 12:23:19 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements "When Grok first came out - it was awesome - now Grok is just woke fake news that repeats liberal talking points. I know this for a fact because everything Grok says about me is a lie. What a joke Grok has become"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1935514922386898999) 2025-06-19 01:48:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 2M engagements "I love the way Trump is exposing treasonous Obama"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947694586203459845) 2025-07-22 16:25:50 UTC 3.8M followers, 185.8K engagements "Its so awesome knowing what I know and watching the black pill Panicans lose their minds. Their future breakfast lunch and dinner - crow"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942372816164110751) 2025-07-07 23:59:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements "Is Hunter still high on crack and saying dumb shit"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947614121765310478) 2025-07-22 11:06:06 UTC 3.8M followers, 139.3K engagements "lol this fake shit again - but this is really you all got 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946742532055916653) 2025-07-20 01:22:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 134.6K engagements "Because if you have a big truck you can get stuck if people park f-ed up around you"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1901378723372204341) 2025-03-16 21:03:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 884.5K engagements "Just so you know Turdstock 2025 will have no kiss cams. 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946354906153042294) 2025-07-18 23:42:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 196.2K engagements "I was Ted Bundy's adviser. Here's how you fix crime in America"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945465193623855433) 2025-07-16 12:47:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 78.8K engagements "WOW - I just took this picture at the Catturd Ranch. 🔥 rainbow is really high in the sky more than normal"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947448023937695869) 2025-07-22 00:06:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 158.4K engagements "Grok is woke and full of shit. What the fuck is happening to X"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1941650551755649078) 2025-07-06 00:09:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.9M engagements "The only pardon Joe Biden actually signed was Hunters. You cant make this up"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944710845503594955) 2025-07-14 10:49:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 797.3K engagements "This guy is probably making a fortune lol"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945888583551787273) 2025-07-17 16:49:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.4M engagements "Ill respond to you no problem - Im not an alcoholic never have been - you say I didnt serve - lets put up $100000 each to go to any veterans group and bet Im not an army vet. Come on big mouth. Youve talked all that shit - $100000 put up or shut up cat got your tongue Big mouth You going to do this or what Ill prove Im an army vet. You say Im not. We can do this tomorrow- send the money to any neutral party. Again youre talking all that shit you should have no problem doing this. Youre a liar or put your money where your mouth is. Ill be waiting big mouth. Tick tock -"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1914849036588195991) 2025-04-23 01:09:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements "Theres not a chance in hell that hundreds of incumbents will lose their primary. In 2024 out of XXX members of Congress only X lost their primaries. It almost never happens. You can go after 3-4 and have an outside chance. Sometimes it works like with Liz Cheney"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1939783845706179041) 2025-06-30 20:31:22 UTC 3.8M followers, 249.6K engagements "Big shoutout to all the trolls who gave me record engagements and a huge spike in followers this week. Please keep crying in my replies - and - thanks again"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944925861737570638) 2025-07-15 01:03:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 372.3K engagements "Why does AOC continue to lie about being from the Bronx when everyone already knows shes lying"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1939708630980542646) 2025-06-30 15:32:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.4M engagements "The Wall Street Journal is George Bush fake news trash"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946013393573327150) 2025-07-18 01:05:22 UTC 3.8M followers, 123.1K engagements "Tomorrow is the holiday that nobody ever heard of until five years ago"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1935518367332581440) 2025-06-19 02:01:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 5.3M engagements "Hard to believe but football is right around the corner"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945244030482186599) 2025-07-15 22:08:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 221K engagements "Everyone who read this noticed right away that Trump didnt mention Pam Bondi"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942528375542931618) 2025-07-08 10:17:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 264K engagements "0 followers - joined X a few days ago. 😂 all over my replies"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944166652049863105) 2025-07-12 22:47:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 228.1K engagements "Chowder brain completely out of it Mitch McConnell is getting rolled around in a wheelchair just to vote no on anything Trump wants"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945833785385238746) 2025-07-17 13:11:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 199.4K engagements "President Trump will be remembered in XXX years as one of the greatest Presidents if not the greatest President in US history. Thomas Massie wont even be a footnote in history - X years from now 😂 The truth hurts"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1940913202805784974) 2025-07-03 23:19:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 696.4K engagements "Funny how every time Trump does something some of these so-called influencers dont like they start attacking me you and every Trump supporter instead of the issue. They actually think they can scream at you loud enough to not have your own opinion and adopt their exact position. Their egos are so huge they actually believe we care what they say. lol. Trump bombed Iran Im going to spend the next X days attacking MAGA supporters. Because that makes total sense - 😂 Its the same exact ones over and over and over"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944434899123139047) 2025-07-13 16:33:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 295.9K engagements "Theyd be pooping at their own home if they didnt invade our country illegally"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944454522870353942) 2025-07-13 17:50:59 UTC 3.8M followers, 387.7K engagements "It's almost getting too ridiculous on here - 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942929924110573785) 2025-07-09 12:52:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 231.8K engagements "Is it just me or does Elon Musk and Steve Bannon absolutely hate each other"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942697676031541672) 2025-07-08 21:29:54 UTC 3.8M followers, 253K engagements "The only problem with Alligator Alcatraz is theyre not mentioning the pythons mosquitoes and water moccasins enough"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1938345893314629639) 2025-06-26 21:17:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 537.1K engagements "You and your party have been cheering for this. You dont get to act like you give a fuck now"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1929356437165113527) 2025-06-02 01:56:34 UTC 3.8M followers, 634.9K engagements "Imagine being a billionaire and this is the best you can do - Anthony Weiners ex"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1933991896613069174) 2025-06-14 20:56:14 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.3M engagements "If Grok gets any more woke its going to qualify for job on The View"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1941554486134366319) 2025-07-05 17:47:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements "Then why is everyone leaving your shithole state to come here"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946269284855939295) 2025-07-18 18:02:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 82.4K engagements "Now you know why Trump is abolishing the Department of Education"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1903802093120508221) 2025-03-23 13:32:44 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements "You can cry my replies all you want Im never abandoning Trump. Ever. You"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945638145661227399) 2025-07-17 00:14:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.3M engagements "Alligator Alcatraz is what dreams are made out of"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1938773626217439653) 2025-06-28 01:37:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 2M engagements "Is Hunter still cracked out saying stupid shit"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947967124070138138) 2025-07-23 10:28:48 UTC 3.8M followers, 100.5K engagements "Just so you know the dominoes are about to fall and its going to be historic"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942734377269842420) 2025-07-08 23:55:44 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements "Here we go - this account says Trumps a pedo - imagine believing this piece a shit troll Are you seeing it now"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944196197360501152) 2025-07-13 00:44:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 276.1K engagements "Inflation even lower. Tariffs are working. LOWER THE RATES"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945107149740204169) 2025-07-15 13:04:17 UTC 3.8M followers, 647K engagements "Its amazing to me that Pam Bondi still hasnt done a news conference over her decisions on Epstein. Its her responsibility to explain her decisions and answer questions not surrogates. This shouldve been done days ago"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944866163776954643) 2025-07-14 21:06:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 428.6K engagements "I always trust Trump knows what hes doing"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1930333155862478853) 2025-06-04 18:37:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 422.9K engagements "Always remember No matter whos President its always a great economy for Hunters crack dealer"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947692584077299947) 2025-07-22 16:17:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 194.2K engagements "Me watching the Panicans with absolutely zero inside knowledge right now"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942375683398771194) 2025-07-08 00:10:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 463.5K engagements "Is there anything more cringe than liberal women"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947666843142885547) 2025-07-22 14:35:35 UTC 3.8M followers, 279.4K engagements "Daily reminder. Not a single prediction of the climate cult has ever come true"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944499532483731486) 2025-07-13 20:49:50 UTC 3.8M followers, 257.6K engagements "Its amazing to me that theres accounts on here that had no following and I retweeted them for years asked for nothing in return and once they got a few 100000 followers turned on me at the drop of the hat. @Alphafox78 is one of them and theres many others. Alpha Fox did a poll- who is your least favorite conservative account and of course put my name in there so Id be attacked 24/7. Then DMed me acting surprised saying how much he appreciated me. 😂🤡 Then he posted a meme of me weighing XXX pounds and when I blocked him once again played the victim. He set me up to be attacked then through"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946720971488133591) 2025-07-19 23:57:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 727.1K engagements "Again . Gay jealous AF or needs to have their main card revoked. If this doesnt prove it nothing will. 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947473795389731255) 2025-07-22 01:48:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 184.4K engagements "Its hilarious to me all these trolls act like theyre bad asses. 😂 They couldnt last XX seconds in the real world against me. Im a real redneck. 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946744994779271296) 2025-07-20 01:32:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 457.7K engagements "Goodnight everyone. And thank God President Trump was saved on this day one year ago. See you in clown world tomorrow"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944571767483449679) 2025-07-14 01:36:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 222.9K engagements "Just in case I dont say this enough - I love you all. The Catturd army is undefeated"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1858307322356871244) 2024-11-18 00:32:45 UTC 3.8M followers, 472.5K engagements "If you dont know the uniparty Congress by now Ill let you in on a little secret. They wont pass any bill ever unless they add their ridiculous pork to it. Strip all the pork out and just leave the good stuff it wont have a chance of passing. zero. Thats all they really care about - the pork. The good stuff that helps you in the bill is the payoff to get themselves their donors their lobbyists and their friends filthy rich. Do I hate this with a passion yes but its the sad truth. Thats why I cant stand both parties. The problem isnt Trump or Elon - its the uniparty swampy Congress"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1930687899806445898) 2025-06-05 18:07:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 594.3K engagements "President Trump just exposed all the fake MAGA losers. He literally tweeted about it and gave them a hint and said all you losers fell for it - hook line and sinker. cant stop laughing😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946026894165422490) 2025-07-18 01:59:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.7M engagements "LOL - no kidding - so unique I do what everyone else is doing"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945125968810529054) 2025-07-15 14:19:04 UTC 3.8M followers, 113.3K engagements "This isn't rocket science. All Pam Bondi has to do is give a long press conference and explain her decision. Letting the Press Secretary take all the fire is a bad look"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942574672429912241) 2025-07-08 13:21:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 466.9K engagements "And no - Ill never dox him or give any personal info or address or anything that would harm him. Unlike him who has been attacking me relentlessly for weeks. I have class. I dont do that. And never will. Im not like him"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946021096626459037) 2025-07-18 01:35:59 UTC 3.8M followers, 166.3K engagements "Cleanse your body from parasites with Ivermectin + Mebendazole from The Wellness Company. They make it easy fill out a simple digital intake form and your 90-day supply will arrive in 1-2 weeks. Click here to save $XX + FREE Shipping with code CATTURD. US Residents Only. #partner"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945902482757914898) 2025-07-17 17:44:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 56.7K engagements "This dude is worth XXX billion dollars. Not anymore"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945954128582049968) 2025-07-17 21:09:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 32.5M engagements "I'm starting to believe Gavin Newsom is the antichrist"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945462895292154094) 2025-07-16 12:37:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 781.8K engagements "Why are children working at a marijuana plant in California"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1943626135356514540) 2025-07-11 10:59:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements "We know where Cory Booker learned his Nazi salute from"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1929121866674835949) 2025-06-01 10:24:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 61.6M engagements "Try to find someone who loves you the way Hunter Biden loves crack"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1948028179852963954) 2025-07-23 14:31:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 65.3K engagements "Elon Musk said that Donald Trump and Steve Bannon are on the Epstein list. That means according to him hes seen the Epstein list. He just stated his new party is about to expose Epstein list. Hes admitting that hes seen it and he knows whos on it - so why isnt he telling us whos on it One more time hes saying he knows whos on it. Im all ears. Put up or shut up"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942723057430184259) 2025-07-08 23:10:45 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.5M engagements "If you no longer support President Trump or the MAGA movement have the balls to say it here 👇 Proudly put your handle in my replies so I have receipts. Proudly tell the world now how much you hate Trump and all his loyal supporters. Lets see who you are so a year from now we can laugh at you"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944194791652069510) 2025-07-13 00:38:54 UTC 3.8M followers, 4.6M engagements "I don't drop the F bomb much here on X - but if there's anything I fucking sick and tired of it's this 👇 Every time there's a controversial issue such as tariffs Iran bombing Epstein etc and we continue to support Trump MAGA gets accused of being paid. To be perfectly clear although I've been offered many times I've never taken a dime from any political party political origination even the Trump organization for tweets or my views. NEVER ONE PENNY Thomas Massie lied and accused me of this and couldn't produce a single receipt. (lying fraud) You know why There isn't any. Anyone says I have is"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944533908927754669) 2025-07-13 23:06:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 817.6K engagements "Lately X has turned into a toxic negative feedback loop. I get caught up into it myself. I haven't been having as much fun on here as I used to. It just seems like it's a 24/7 raging argument with no end in sight. I'm going to take a deep breath and try to be more positive going forward; try to have a little fun again. Now this could last XX minutes or the rest of the year who knows - 😂 Of course I'll still be a smartass shitposter. That'll never change"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942181770809466881) 2025-07-07 11:19:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements "The people funding these rent-a-mobs are going to be exposed"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1933153407076089995) 2025-06-12 13:24:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 940.6K engagements "Funny how everybody going against President Trump now were the influencers and politicians who supported Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley in the primary. Like clockwork. Every time"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1930047374975496517) 2025-06-03 23:42:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 185.3K engagements "Again - Im innocent- but put out a poll - whos your least favorite conservative account And made sure he added me to the list. you can delete it - like it doesnt exist. Liar"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946729601654198517) 2025-07-20 00:31:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 116.3K engagements "About to enjoy watching the final round of The Open. Wont be tweeting much today. Have a great Sunday"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946924926524412193) 2025-07-20 13:27:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 128K engagements "There's accounts on X whose entire timeline month after month is complaining about everything I say and calling me every name in the book and a loser. Think about that . Month after month year after year they spend every waking hour crying about a shitposter named Catturd. lol -Every day all day 24/7. They couldn't have a job they wouldn't have time. They couldn't be in a relationship nobody would put up with that kind of derangement. They might consider looking up the definition of a "loser" again and take a good look in the mirror. 😂 CDS is real"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947272210739073460) 2025-07-21 12:27:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 286.5K engagements "Was anyone else watching this live when it happened"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944377121654145234) 2025-07-13 12:43:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.9M engagements "This is straight up treason. If these traitors arent held accountable for this we have no country left"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946612682154504633) 2025-07-19 16:46:44 UTC 3.8M followers, 345.3K engagements "And thats all this is - a political hit job"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1943450489590301032) 2025-07-10 23:21:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 398.4K engagements "Looks like a good one to retweet make famous get arrested and FAFO"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1917268813579428067) 2025-04-29 17:24:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 202.7K engagements "Look at those eyes and the behavior - absolutely wasted on crack. And this is the most privileged elitist racist rants I've heard in awhile"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947318073670696998) 2025-07-21 15:29:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 248.4K engagements "LOL - liberals will come up with any excuse to go out in the streets and whine"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944499027527315665) 2025-07-13 20:47:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 299.4K engagements "Dont forget. Hillary was in on this treason too"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946908583230103910) 2025-07-20 12:22:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements "Barack Hussein Obama says that every man should have a gay friend. Larry Sinclair agrees"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945885754506506556) 2025-07-17 16:38:11 UTC 3.8M followers, 108.9K engagements "These fake news press pool clowns are panicking 😂 Tulsi is owning them"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1948084399762739360) 2025-07-23 18:14:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 58.2K engagements "Why do you believe CEO Linda Yaccarino suddenly resigned from X"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942993914593710131) 2025-07-09 17:07:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.6M engagements "Ivermectin + Mebendazole could be unexpected game-changers going beyond parasite treatment Research suggests they may have powerful effects on cells with wider health benefits through off-label use. Dr. Peter McCullough explains:"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945902385605320836) 2025-07-17 17:44:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 139.3K engagements "There she is . the most annoying low IQ Karen on planet earth. I couldn't even make it halfway through. The dumb is strong with this one"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1941477339755577622) 2025-07-05 12:40:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 417.7K engagements "Good morning to all my fellow insomniacs late night owls and early risers. Happy Wednesday"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945423245118746788) 2025-07-16 10:00:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 149.5K engagements "LOL - So they basically pardoned themselves"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944664180587368747) 2025-07-14 07:44:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 760K engagements "When is Gavin going to just come out of the closet"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944009681350930626) 2025-07-12 12:23:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 289.1K engagements "So @johnrich and I are. Getting really close for a date this fall for TurdStock X . The hardest ticket to get in music country music in Nashville. LETS GO"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1939831231589278175) 2025-06-30 23:39:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 234.8K engagements "Little Bennett is like . Are you not entertained"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947034303260451114) 2025-07-20 20:42:06 UTC 3.8M followers, 130.5K engagements "This Friday at 3:30 PM ET - on our podcast - Ill be announcing the date of Turdstock 2025 followed by when tickets go on sale. Turdstock is the hardest ticket to get in Nashville and it always sells out in about X minutes so stay tuned and listen in"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944899075515511125) 2025-07-14 23:17:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 254.9K engagements "What is the greatest sci-fi movie of all time and why is it John Carpenters - The Thing. and its not even close"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1935527542137516090) 2025-06-19 02:38:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 399.7K engagements "These evil traitors need to all be locked up"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946636734801793409) 2025-07-19 18:22:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 111.1K engagements "Arrest John Kerry for treason and violation of the Logan Act"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1120436024184909824) 2019-04-22 21:15:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 1695 engagements "Hunter really wants to make sure he has plenty of illegals around to clean up his hotel rooms after smoking crack with hookers for X days straight"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947614979185655957) 2025-07-22 11:09:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 106.3K engagements "What a picture of Monkey and the rainbow at the Catturd Ranch. WOW"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947466833470361715) 2025-07-22 01:20:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 308.6K engagements "How will we survive here in Florida without this dork visiting from Canada - 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1943308534268969078) 2025-07-10 13:57:14 UTC 3.8M followers, 694.7K engagements "Does anyone else love Shark Week For the 37th year Discovery Channel's week-long annual celebration known as Shark Week is once again swimming our way set to kick off on Sunday July XX 2025"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942216214396166593) 2025-07-07 13:36:44 UTC 3.8M followers, 171.1K engagements "Get your tickets now for Turdstock X - Sept 28th Nashville Tenn at Redneck Riviera. 👇"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946315916465017193) 2025-07-18 21:07:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 340.6K engagements "Ira Dean and Ted Nugent teaming up on a song with Charlie Daniels in the title and singing about Lynyrd Skynyrd is the most badass USA song I could ever imagine. Ira Dean - WWCDD (What Would Charlie Daniels Do) feat. Ted Nugent via @YouTube"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1943446996926501320) 2025-07-10 23:07:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 184.4K engagements "Has anyone else had enough of all the click bait red alert losers her on X"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946366209416454431) 2025-07-19 00:27:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 181.1K engagements "No Kings was pointless and changed nothing"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1934344532747010351) 2025-06-15 20:17:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 681.9K engagements "Remember when the podcast bro influencers who are going against Trump right now got paid a half million dollars from Russia to tweet one ad a month and they played dumb like that makes any sense and they pretended to be the victims I do"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945646471694684260) 2025-07-17 00:47:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 336.9K engagements "Imagine making a meme with an Eric SpyFart quote and then actually posting it - 😂😂😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1926746113668751470) 2025-05-25 21:04:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 97.5K engagements "Far left Grok says its providing accurate information on me based on reports from Rolling Stones and Media Matters. 😂😂😂😂😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1935520123873604031) 2025-06-19 02:08:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 218.9K engagements "What Trump has accomplished in six months is nothing short of miraculous"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947286658157600807) 2025-07-21 13:24:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 322.8K engagements "Good morning X. Happy Sunday. Going to enjoy watching the final round of The Open this morning. Go Scottie"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946885309406289926) 2025-07-20 10:50:03 UTC 3.8M followers, 121.5K engagements "You got any of those autopen disco biscuits"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1925218689210581366) 2025-05-21 15:54:38 UTC 3.8M followers, 222.9K engagements "@realDonaldTrump Democrats let him in the country. Theyre responsible"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1929591852883165189) 2025-06-02 17:32:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 251.1K engagements "LMAO I make every bad list. Add danger to humanity. 😂 Shitposting for the win"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946981830718005704) 2025-07-20 17:13:36 UTC 3.8M followers, 129.9K engagements "Tickets for Turdstock X will go on sale this evening / Ill announce the time and the date of the event on our podcast today"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946274589635441019) 2025-07-18 18:23:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 107.8K engagements "Not smiling now are they Enjoy XX years to life in prison. Texas aint Portland"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942615475055202501) 2025-07-08 16:03:15 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements "Scientifically speaking why does coffee make you take a dump"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942914513243963752) 2025-07-09 11:51:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 784K engagements "I still think about this classic sometimes - hilarious"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1943646187384365368) 2025-07-11 12:18:56 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.8M engagements "This tropical system has been breathing down my neck all day with big storms just barely missing me. Been getting lucky so far. Was supposed to get 5-10 inches of rain none as of now. Got the hatches battened down just in case. Watching it closely"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945502792602284196) 2025-07-16 15:16:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 113.2K engagements "@Alphafox78 - Im not a fraud - so to prove it Ill do a Space with this 👇😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946734606159384971) 2025-07-20 00:51:13 UTC 3.8M followers, 6145 engagements "Hunter just gave an unhinged interview where he talk about crack while he was wasted on crack"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947422871501799747) 2025-07-21 22:26:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 157.2K engagements "Arrest and prosecute all these Obama traitors. Every last one"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947444599544582252) 2025-07-21 23:52:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 345.1K engagements "I might be the most hated influencer account from the right and the left on X 😂 I love this shit"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944907027362480514) 2025-07-14 23:49:04 UTC 3.8M followers, 233.3K engagements "Seriously do the loser Panicans ever get tired of losing Its just getting boring at this point thinking Trump doesnt always do the right thing in the end"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946024375527837807) 2025-07-18 01:49:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 331.3K engagements "We just need one of those real resignation letters now from Too Late Powell"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947725440191254702) 2025-07-22 18:28:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 104.9K engagements "Why do all liberal women look and act exactly like this"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1936159284477182449) 2025-06-20 20:28:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 332.5K engagements "One more time - I know a little something - and I have XXX% faith in Dan Bongino and Kash Patel"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942371726630723641) 2025-07-07 23:54:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 6.4M engagements "Im gonna say it one more time. Elon Musk said that Steve Bannon and Donald Trump are on the Epstein list. - that means Elon Musk has seen the official Epstein list. He says he knows so why wont Elon tell us whos on the Epstein list Elon could clear this up right now. What is he waiting for"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942725487664468413) 2025-07-08 23:20:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.5M engagements "@ThePhilColons Thank you for chipping in on buying me a new boat. I appreciate it"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947472171053302003) 2025-07-22 01:42:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 7656 engagements "Not only do lizard people really exist - sometimes they marry"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1934666933523382333) 2025-06-16 17:38:35 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements "Trump and we MAGA have endured and defeated the following . - the Democrat Party. - the Republican Party. - XX% of legacy fake news media. - swattings. - death threats. - doxxings. - lawfare. - de-banking. - the old FBI. - the old CIA. - the climate cult. - the COVID cult. - Big Pharma. - troll armies. - censorship. - throttling. - war pigs in both parties. - massive Democrat cheating in elections. - ballot harvesting. - primary challengers. - setups. - entrapment. - assassination attempts. - backstabbers at every turn. - suspended for free speech on social media. - called Granda killers. -"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1941612206119858625) 2025-07-05 21:36:38 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.4M engagements "This loser is attacking you littermates - respond accordingly"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946013027117015319) 2025-07-18 01:03:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 217.7K engagements "Just checking . Is any of you like privileged Hunter and have illegals cooking your meals doing your laundry and doing your dishes"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947656704633573615) 2025-07-22 13:55:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 301.3K engagements "Dude - I was raised in the south and Ive been in XX bar fights. You wouldnt last three minutes with me wimp"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946738550369579498) 2025-07-20 01:06:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 4.7M engagements "Thank God for the Catturd army whos never for sale"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945997941715410977) 2025-07-18 00:03:58 UTC 3.8M followers, 293.6K engagements "Happy Birthday Justin. Lets trend it #HappyBirthdayJustin"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947017862398222519) 2025-07-20 19:36:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 385.7K engagements "Democrats went from crying about eggs to crying about tomatoes"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944868248807235793) 2025-07-14 21:14:59 UTC 3.8M followers, 249K engagements "TaRiFfs wiLL CauSE mAssiVE INFlaTion. Inflation last minute - 0.00%"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945478442192884153) 2025-07-16 13:39:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 71.8K engagements "1 - something happens. X - red alert Panicans shout the sky is falling and its the end of the world. X - theyre proven wrong in a week or so and just drop the subject. X - repeat"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942562854759973228) 2025-07-08 12:34:10 UTC 3.8M followers, 300.1K engagements "Im going to go out on a limb here and say its the ding dong"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1939093165010808973) 2025-06-28 22:46:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.8M engagements "Read this about Hillary lol. Hillary was suffering from intensified psycho emotional problems including uncontrolled fits of anger aggression and cheerfulness. Hillary was placed on a daily regimen of heavy tranquilizers"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1948050964360888751) 2025-07-23 16:01:57 UTC 3.8M followers, 190.2K engagements "Has anyone ever heard of this podcast😂😂😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944536834081775763) 2025-07-13 23:18:03 UTC 3.8M followers, 190.8K engagements "Still immune to any sob stories about deportations. Cry more. Don't invade our country illegally"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945439929862869201) 2025-07-16 11:06:38 UTC 3.8M followers, 139.1K engagements "Timeline cleanse Wiggles and Monkey ❤ Cant believe theyre already over three years old"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945635278019805473) 2025-07-17 00:02:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 153.5K engagements "Great - now bring back the X ounce glass bottles"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945582825324896735) 2025-07-16 20:34:27 UTC 3.8M followers, 159.2K engagements "LOL - says the dictator who refuses to hold an election"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945901062193385809) 2025-07-17 17:39:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 93.1K engagements "Can anyone else actually read this Sloppy handwriting"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945226186033889664) 2025-07-15 20:57:17 UTC 3.8M followers, 386.1K engagements "I'm an insomniac and Trump sleeps less than me"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945445730572697907) 2025-07-16 11:29:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 119.2K engagements "And then they went to Subway at 2am to buy a sandwich and screamed "This is MAGA country" 😂 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947076935382687804) 2025-07-20 23:31:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 515.1K engagements "The BBB XXXX billion to complete the border wall. XX billion for expanding detention capacity for immigrants. XX billion for ices arrest and deportation operations. This is huge"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1940874481926561929) 2025-07-03 20:45:10 UTC 3.8M followers, 172K engagements "Some people should never be allowed around a guitar"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945806686456865066) 2025-07-17 11:24:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 121.5K engagements "Was over XXX degrees here yesterday and again today"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946964998774755447) 2025-07-20 16:06:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 134.8K engagements "😂 - the snowflakes couldnt handle this sitcom today"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945834655313444940) 2025-07-17 13:15:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 489.4K engagements "Trump just did a long post in support of Pam Bondi - and the investigations he wants to focus on - voter fraud ActBlue the rigged and stolen 2020 election and arresting thugs and criminals"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944149358586257551) 2025-07-12 21:38:22 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.8M engagements "All the Democrats crying about commie NPR and PBS are welcome to write a check and fund them themselves"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945952021334368649) 2025-07-17 21:01:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 162.5K engagements "Pam Bondi needs to have a long press conference this evening and bring whoever she needs to bring to explain herself regarding Epstein. Answer all questions. If she cant do that shes not competent enough to be AG. Right now shes communicating this horribly. The press and voters arent gonna stop screaming these questions out at her at every appearance until she does this. Its that simple"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942643016998498663) 2025-07-08 17:52:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 852.1K engagements "Tulsi releases the MLK Jr assassination files"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947396142624338305) 2025-07-21 20:39:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 159.3K engagements "Panican narcissists will never admit theyre wrong. Big shoutout to everyone who stood by Trump. Take notes on the people who turned against him in X seconds flat and were l100% wrong. Theres still a long way to go there maybe a few setbacks but we will get there. Trust Trump"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1937291815465484703) 2025-06-23 23:28:56 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements "I was wondering what happened to Gallagher"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1948013041825497508) 2025-07-23 13:31:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 104.1K engagements "We are on our own. @dunkindonuts tried to bully Rumble so We The People (Average hard working citizens.) called them out and made these bullies trend #1. Then for some reason X suddenly removed the trend. So all Im asking - can a billion dollar company just make a call and have an organic viral trend removed I trust @elonmusk and honestly hope he responds to this. I hate these woke companies and I stand firmly with X and Rumble in their lawsuits to fight these commies. We see you Dunkin Donuts. Theres zero chance well ever spend a dime with you again"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1821364809801027745) 2024-08-08 01:56:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 324.8K engagements "Hey @grok why would someones skin turn blue"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1921276007325086149) 2025-05-10 18:47:50 UTC 3.8M followers, 5.1M engagements "The biggest clowns on X are the red alert doomsday Panicans who throw daily tantrums with every move Trump makes and then claim victory when everything turns out great - saying it was because of their X day crying fit. Imagine believing youre so important that Trump makes crucial decisions based on your daily never-ending social media meltdowns. 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946686910551802169) 2025-07-19 21:41:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 230.7K engagements "So all the girls who have testified about being raped on Epsteins island were lying and Giselle Maxwell is in prison for being the madam for nobody Please tell this is fake news"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942046624118706551) 2025-07-07 02:22:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.4M engagements "Now people are saying Jerome Powell didnt resign. Which one is it"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947724047367999595) 2025-07-22 18:22:54 UTC 3.8M followers, 240.5K engagements "Do I have to be the one who says it Theres not one person in the middle class who cares about going to Mars. They just want to provide for their family and give them the best life possible. (Here on planet earth) Tax cuts are a miracle to the middle class- making life decisions on whether we go to Mars or not is the most ridiculous shit Ive ever heard in my life. Theres never gonna be a colony on Mars. Its a gigantic waste of money. If it ever actually happened it would be four or five of the richest people on earth. So tired of this nonsense"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1940198117439160730) 2025-07-01 23:57:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.2M engagements "President Trump had an event yesterday to be patriotic and bring the country together. And we all saw what the Democrat party did yesterday. What a difference for the entire world to see"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1934207331707011244) 2025-06-15 11:12:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 457.7K engagements "LOL. Fed Chair Jerome Powell is under investigation for fraud"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945538486062198965) 2025-07-16 17:38:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 175.9K engagements "@0HOUR1__ @WarlordDilley Got his medical degree at the University of Caribbean in Saint Martin 😂 huh"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946204413707620698) 2025-07-18 13:44:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 5126 engagements "Because nobody wanted to watch that cringe clown"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946592768861548832) 2025-07-19 15:27:36 UTC 3.8M followers, 152.7K engagements "Say hello to Pedro. Hes old and grey but hes still a happy dog"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1926733728484602312) 2025-05-25 20:14:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 192.9K engagements "Of course Collins Murkowski and piece of shit McConnell who is basically a vegetable"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945288898726248719) 2025-07-16 01:06:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 411.2K engagements "For all the people who hated Christopher Wray's FBI and spent years calling him a rotten corrupt traitor . What do you think he did with any evidence that made the deep state look bad from November to January before Trump was sworn in"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942576287266267302) 2025-07-08 13:27:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 340.4K engagements "Im having record followers and unreal engagements right now. The reason the trolls and the podcast bros cant touch me. They didnt make me so they cant break me. I stay consistent. I support Trump XXX% and I never change. They literally changed with every issue which means nobody can ever trust them. Swing and a miss. 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947449629475225705) 2025-07-22 00:12:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 222.7K engagements "Its been over XXX degrees here for the past X days - this was six months ago today"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947655293145321548) 2025-07-22 13:49:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 83.6K engagements "You really have to work hard to become this insanely dumb"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1948038607664529825) 2025-07-23 15:12:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 106.1K engagements "These dude is never gonna live down getting slapped in the face with a slice of pizza lol"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1943680401811075501) 2025-07-11 14:34:54 UTC 3.8M followers, 248.2K engagements "The so-called " MAGA influencers" who completely turned on Trump big time in the last XX hours are now claiming victory after they made a complete fool of themselves. People I once respected now I have ZERO respect for. What a bunch of phony losers. I considered some of these friends. I'll never make that mistake again"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1936216091610759519) 2025-06-21 00:14:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.1M engagements "They arrested Trump on fake crimes - we can damn sure arrest Obama for this blatant treason that was exposed today"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946311101106270501) 2025-07-18 20:48:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.3M engagements "In my replies the last few days . You better be as hysterical as me or else 😂😂😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945618387733786717) 2025-07-16 22:55:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 97.5K engagements "Good morning X. Funny we were just talking about how awful Stephen Colberts cringe late night show was our podcast yesterday - and poof - bye ✌ lol. Good timing"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946153436241711613) 2025-07-18 10:21:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 94.7K engagements "Goodnight everyone - my advice is to mute or block all negative black pill accounts. Its amazing how successful the first six months of the Trump administration has been. Dont let these sourpuss chronic complainers highjack your happiness. Be positive. Were winning. Have a great Saturday night"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944232677231485060) 2025-07-13 03:09:27 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.8M engagements "The FBI should raid James Comeys home tonight with XX agents arrest him and perp walk him"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1923167325143887994) 2025-05-16 00:03:15 UTC 3.8M followers, 940.9K engagements "Every single question by the fake news press pool was to try to protect Obama and the traitors in his cabinet. Enemy of the people"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1948089315554144562) 2025-07-23 18:34:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 38.3K engagements "Theres only one reason youd vote against DOGE"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1926540216988246179) 2025-05-25 07:25:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements "I have the same spider in my mailbox lol -"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942694345364365710) 2025-07-08 21:16:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 174K engagements "TaRiFfs wiLL CauSE mAssiVE INFlaTion. Inflation last month - 0.00%"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945488304641568951) 2025-07-16 14:18:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements "You have one flag in your bio. Big shocker"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946022476204343499) 2025-07-18 01:41:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 128.8K engagements "They lose millions every year. In the real world theyd be bankrupt and out of business"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946853556889297071) 2025-07-20 08:43:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 348K engagements "Experts on never being right about anything"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1923833993822130582) 2025-05-17 20:12:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 136.3K engagements "These newly released documents by Tulsi Gabbard show beyond a shadow of a doubt the extent of Obama and his cabinets treason. Traitors. Every last one of them"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1948060988860703083) 2025-07-23 16:41:47 UTC 3.8M followers, 77.8K engagements "Funny how nobody wants to buy Hunters $500000 crack doodles anymore - not even for X dollars"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945490199582032200) 2025-07-16 14:26:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 297.5K engagements "My friend Michael Loftus @MikeLoftusComic will be at Turdstock in Sept. - were going to open the event with some comedy this year"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946913423544947077) 2025-07-20 12:41:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 421.4K engagements "He says I no longer claim MAGA. And retweets Gavin Newsom -😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945517809141788808) 2025-07-16 16:16:06 UTC 3.8M followers, 138.9K engagements "😳I believe that rock caused a wrinkle in the matrix"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945513483337978286) 2025-07-16 15:58:54 UTC 3.8M followers, 472K engagements "They always lie and say theyre getting doxxed - lol - Ive been swatted four times death threats in my mailbox and been attacked at every angle for years. Youve had nothing happened to you wimp. And this once again proves youre a liar. This is the most ridiculous statement Ive ever seen in my life. Everyone should laugh at you"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946736956475687159) 2025-07-20 01:00:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 144.9K engagements "Not only should we seize it we should go over it inch by inch to see what theyre up to"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1935841706731061301) 2025-06-19 23:26:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements "Tulsi Gabbard just showed everyone how its done"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946515532632522768) 2025-07-19 10:20:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 849.9K engagements "I bet the New York Times hated printing this"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1939042012130410501) 2025-06-28 19:23:36 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.5M engagements "They need an extra day off from their month and a half off"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947674436934766834) 2025-07-22 15:05:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 241.6K engagements "Is this Prince Harrys alternate account The soy is strong with this one 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946037577821094285) 2025-07-18 02:41:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 136.4K engagements "I cant believe people are still pretending this isnt a man"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946588441401045207) 2025-07-19 15:10:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 437.1K engagements "If Pam Bondi thinks she doesnt have to address the Epstein debacle shes delusional. She shouldve had a long press conference days ago"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1943742438914281638) 2025-07-11 18:41:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 865.1K engagements "Soaked doggies from yesterday. Poured for hours"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946196921627840618) 2025-07-18 13:14:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 107.2K engagements "The Coldplay Couple could cure cancer and this is all theyll ever be remembered for"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945959345855803710) 2025-07-17 21:30:36 UTC 3.8M followers, 132.5K engagements "So inflation comes in at XXXX% over the month and XXX% for the year. CUT THE RATES POWELL YOU TDS CLOWN"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945464194389753992) 2025-07-16 12:43:03 UTC 3.8M followers, 821.6K engagements "Dont invade other countries illegally and this will never happen to you"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946673683025506786) 2025-07-19 20:49:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 167.9K engagements "Im sitting here feeling confident right now because I know Trump always wins in the end"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945632452485034458) 2025-07-16 23:51:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 538.4K engagements "Can't stop laughing at this picture now - 😂"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944743552572870688) 2025-07-14 12:59:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 151.9K engagements "Colbert's show was losing XX million per year. Nice try"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946526198697283727) 2025-07-19 11:03:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 217K engagements "There needs to be a special counsel to investigate the rigged 2020 election"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1943256124368605238) 2025-07-10 10:28:58 UTC 3.8M followers, 371.2K engagements "Thank you for your attention to this matter"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946558157355880474) 2025-07-19 13:10:04 UTC 3.8M followers, 104.1K engagements "Two days of a tropical rainstorm - good times"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945083193427693769) 2025-07-15 11:29:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 93.3K engagements "Stop f.king with viruses in labs. Stop f.king with the clouds. Stop f.king with our food. Stop f.king with vaccines. Stop f.king spying on us. We are not the enemy. Stop f.king trying to control us"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942746923984904468) 2025-07-09 00:45:35 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.4M engagements "John Rich and I have a date for Turdstock X. Will let you know soon"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944184548578730205) 2025-07-12 23:58:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 229.2K engagements "This is the biggest cope Ive ever seen on Twitter. The Muppets are the ones who panicked and called everyone a pedophile. Dont let them gaslight you. We were right they were wrong. 😂 We told you Trump always does the right thing in the end. laugh at these losers. Theyre trying to twist the narrative now that they were proven wrong - laugh at them they deserve it. 🤡"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946034697772929391) 2025-07-18 02:30:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 342K engagements "Ive never seen so many bots in my replies as Ive seen today trying to sew division between MAGA. I know the people who regularly reply to me. I do this all day every day. I recognize them all. Almost everyone saying negative stuff in my replies today - Ive never seen before in seven years on this platform. Dont fall for the paid bot attack. So obvious"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1942754306660147552) 2025-07-09 01:14:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 872K engagements "Anyone else tired of hearing about the WNBA"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1946985790904398076) 2025-07-20 17:29:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 659K engagements "MAGA is a family. No amount of gaslighting bots and frauds will ever break us apart"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944550194995171792) 2025-07-14 00:11:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements "I'm starting to believe the Amish are the smartest people in the USA"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1928793116896645499) 2025-05-31 12:38:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.5M engagements "When asked about his mental capacities everyone who was involved with Joe Biden is pleading the fifth"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1945509434370773031) 2025-07-16 15:42:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 261K engagements "Good morning my fellow insomniacs late night owls and early risers. TGIF"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1923308788552978666) 2025-05-16 09:25:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 107.2K engagements "Arrest all these evil treasonous traitors"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947325387924496737) 2025-07-21 15:58:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 113.7K engagements "Parasites are not just a nuisancethey're linked to serious health issues including cancer. This growing concern demands immediate attention. Ignoring the risks could have devastating long-term consequences. Act now to protect your health"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1943303399794954711) 2025-07-10 13:36:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 97.5K engagements "Torched - and of course she dodged the question"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1877412621839675489) 2025-01-09 17:50:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 153.5K engagements "@data_republican And limited brain cells left"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1947699268388589756) 2025-07-22 16:44:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 15.7K engagements "Timeline cleanse from toxic X lately Wiggles ❤ such a good happy boy"  [@catturd2](/creator/x/catturd2) on [X](/post/tweet/1944520750305890325) 2025-07-13 22:14:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 171.4K engagements
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"Tulsi is giving a press conference right now exposing all the Obama traitors"
@catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 18:04:45 UTC 3.8M followers, 146.7K engagements
"Red alert end of the world Panicans hardest hit" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 18:01:15 UTC 3.8M followers, 87K engagements
"@REMASCULATE So glad youre not the only one who noticed that 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 01:22:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 16.4K engagements
"Good morning to everyone except Mike Pence who's trying to rescue Joe Biden" @catturd2 on X 2023-01-25 11:44:38 UTC 3.8M followers, 653K engagements
"Now we know why Democrats tried so hard to stop Tulsi Gabbard's nomination" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 11:26:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 826.8K engagements
"All the good stuff happens when Im sleeping lol" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-21 10:02:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 84.2K engagements
"How does a single person watch legacy media in 2025" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-18 10:59:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 199.3K engagements
"Good morning X. Been up for a few hours enjoying watching The Open. Happy Thursday" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 10:53:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 96.6K engagements
"Theres about to be a mass exodus out of New York City" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-26 00:49:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements
"You have to work really hard to be this clueless. 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 14:43:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 109K engagements
"Goodnight everyone - see you in clown world tomorrow" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 03:48:34 UTC 3.8M followers, 127.7K engagements
"Wait until they figure out Im about to go after them- 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 00:55:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 130.4K engagements
"Scratch a Panican - and youll find a fair weather never-Trumper every time" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 00:00:13 UTC 3.8M followers, 270.1K engagements
"I never attack anyone ever. But from now on if you come after me Im coming after you. FAFO. Are you with me on this" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 00:45:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 715.4K engagements
"This ridiculous over-the-top gaslighting for the cameras makes me want even more layoffs" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 18:27:27 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements
"If you want to know why he lost - here you go - about as self-aware as Zelensky. Idiot" @catturd2 on X 2025-04-29 10:50:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 179.2K engagements
"If youre a grown man who spends 24/7 crying about me in your timeline- youre either gay jealous AF or need to have your man card revoked" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 00:32:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 458.6K engagements
"Why would you do this to people who support you I dont get it" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 01:08:10 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.3M engagements
"Good morning and happy birthday to greatest President in U.S. history- Donald J. Trump" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-14 10:17:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.4M engagements
"LOL - this dork's show loses $XX million per year" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 21:39:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 149.3K engagements
"You're not going to get everything you want from any politician or political party. EVER Giving me what I want and what I vote for . Joe Biden . X% of the time. Kamala . X% of the time. Democrat Party . X% of the time. Republican Party . XX% of the time. President Trump . XX% of the time. It's a no brainer for me. Always has been" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 14:24:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 434.7K engagements
"I cant stand this loser. Everything thats wrong with Twitter" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 01:24:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 276.7K engagements
"Democrats answer to winning the male vote back - and know this isnt parody" @catturd2 on X 2025-05-29 15:37:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 115.6K engagements
"At this point It's obvious that Jerome Powell will financially burn this country down to the ground over his TDS" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 14:36:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 762.7K engagements
"On this Independence Day it's important to recognize @RandyRRQuaid who gave all to save us from an alien invasion" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-04 11:17:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 771.6K engagements
"Signing off early tonight. Goodnight everyone. Ignore the never-ending doomsday Panicans. Were winning and were winning big time. Be happy and enjoy all these wins. Never let the red alert doomsday podcast Bros negativity spoil your day. Theyre never gonna be happy no matter what happens. Dont be like them and realize that were in the middle of greatness. Have a fantastic night everyone" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 23:42:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 146K engagements
"NASA says Uranus is warmer than they we thought. It's going to be one of those days" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 12:59:37 UTC 3.8M followers, 103.5K engagements
"😂 change your name back to the Redskins or no new stadium for you" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 20:12:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 163.1K engagements
"357000 posts but only trending at #10 - 👌" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 16:27:37 UTC 3.8M followers, 111.5K engagements
"LOL - its totally them. Who did this - 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 20:39:45 UTC 3.8M followers, 161.5K engagements
"Were about to find out who in Congress serves Big Pharma over American citizens" @catturd2 on X 2025-05-12 23:51:56 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements
"Remember when they announced Joe Biden had cancer and nobodys mentioned it since" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-03 15:13:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.2M engagements
"I get attacked 24/7 from all angles on X But do you know why I dont give AF and laugh at the loser snowflakes Because watching Wiggles chasing a squirrel on the Catturd ranch is 100x more important to me than all the loser haters will ever be. Its called being grounded. And yes my property is Lord of the Rings 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 23:04:17 UTC 3.8M followers, 242.5K engagements
"Since the Left thinks PBS and NPR are so great they should have no problem funding themselves from now on" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 10:59:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 483.9K engagements
"After calling this a conspiracy theory for years I noticed none of legacy media covered this story" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 10:19:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 302.8K engagements
"Remember when Hillary couldn't stop coughing 👇" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 17:01:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 78.9K engagements
"Seriously - Ive never seen a bigger backstabbing fraud on X in my life" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 00:00:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 457.4K engagements
"Good morning X. Happy Tuesday - going to be two solid days of heavy rain here. Doggies not going to be happy" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 10:46:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 114.6K engagements
"One year anniversary today. Hard to believe its already been a year. Time flies" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 07:53:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 596.6K engagements
"I would say RIP - but the UK is already gone" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 12:42:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 136.2K engagements
"Since Obama and his treasonous cabinet sabotaged Trumps first term as President. Trump should be allowed to run again in 2028" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 19:19:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 741.2K engagements
"lol this fake shit again - but this is really you all grown up 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 01:05:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 76.5K engagements
"😂😂😂😂 Were winning at everything. Youre losing at everything" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 19:16:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 169.5K engagements
"Remember everyone who abandoned Trump on this date. Lets check in a year from now and see whos who. Bookmark this" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 00:08:06 UTC 3.8M followers, 978.5K engagements
"Everyone should stop what theyre doing and listen and share this" @catturd2 on X 2024-09-01 11:04:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.5M engagements
"Shitposting XXX Saying crazy controversial shit then sitting back and laughing at the meltdowns. 😂 I love this shit" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 23:36:13 UTC 3.8M followers, 281.5K engagements
"Another domestic terrorist who needs to be caught" @catturd2 on X 2025-03-21 22:18:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements
"RED ALERT RED ALERT THE SKY IS FALLING WE'RE DOOMED WWIII IS HERE PANIC FOR CLICKS TRUMP IS GEORGE BUSH RED ALERT IT'S ARMAGEDDON DEMOCRATS WILL WIN UNTIL 2084 RED ALERT WARNING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US RED ALERT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES (Farting sound)" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-18 22:31:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 912.3K engagements
"Doggies and kitties need a good home. Please retweet" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 17:06:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 206.6K engagements
"The funniest thing about you - is you believe shit photoshop pictures" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 11:54:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 200.5K engagements
"F.k the woke police in woke Colorado. Disgusting" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-02 01:55:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 181.8K engagements
"Dont smoke crack right before an interview or youll sound this unhinged" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-21 17:57:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 260.3K engagements
"Just so you know when I see this in my daily followers I know theyll be a planned bot attack to try to divide MAGA within days. And like clockwork it always happens. I usually average about net 5k followers a day but suddenly I get 11k followers all in a few hours lol. That means these new bots will all be in my replies in a few days pretending to turn on MAGA and me. All coordinated all fake so obvious. Dont they know that Jedi Mind Tricks dont work on us 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 01:24:11 UTC 3.8M followers, 163.2K engagements
"When youre so serious about not adding to the debt that you want to tax breathing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😳🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-06 00:32:13 UTC 3.8M followers, 572.2K engagements
"Oh please - stop lying - why would he take a sleeping pill before a debate - 🤦♂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-21 17:46:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 98.1K engagements
"LOL - Dilley doesnt give a AF -😂 cracks me up" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 20:42:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 250.1K engagements
"Big shoutout to all thousands of trolls who cry about me in my replies 24/7 so enjoying the new truck you bought for me and looking forward to the new boat youre gonna buy me in the future. Youre like my little employees 😂 Again thank you - 😊" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 01:36:27 UTC 3.8M followers, 545K engagements
"Karoline and Tulsi are currently destroying the fake news media" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 18:22:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 89.3K engagements
"Just so you know The Catturd army is undefeated. All memes welcome" @catturd2 on X 2024-09-13 22:13:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 902K engagements
"Reminder - not a single doomsday prediction of the climate cult has ever come true" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 12:12:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 783.1K engagements
"Of course one of Joe Bidens millions of illegals he let walk into our country on the red carpet committed a horrible act of terrorism today. When are these treasonous traitors going to be held accountable" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-02 01:52:11 UTC 3.8M followers, 136.1K engagements
"Grok was so good when it started. I XXX% supported it and it was so awesome. Now its just woke garbage. I rarely use it anymore" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 02:30:59 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.2M engagements
"This guy helps so many dogs - that all he does. Bravo 👏" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 01:07:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 215.1K engagements
"Raging shouting and clapping your hands while youre talking doesnt make you right" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 14:11:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 270.8K engagements
"Please dont sic your XX followers on me -😂 Enjoy the ratio loser" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 00:51:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 136.4K engagements
"Trump rightfully going off on Jerome Powell" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-30 17:28:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 140.4K engagements
"That last second before it all turns to 💩" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 17:00:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 4.3M engagements
"Are any of you getting the next six weeks off paid" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 14:22:04 UTC 3.8M followers, 281.4K engagements
"So hot this weekend - but it's summer in Florida. Happens every year" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-21 12:03:13 UTC 3.8M followers, 128.9K engagements
"Im tired of helping people and getting stabbed in the back. Im gonna start exposing all these clowns. Imagine helping someone for years only to be stabbing in the back by them once they get a few followers. Tired of it. Not taking anymore" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 00:24:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 308.4K engagements
"Wait - just for going 38mph in a 30mph zone Huh" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 13:53:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 287.2K engagements
"Goodnight everyone. See you in clown world tomorrow" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 01:34:36 UTC 3.8M followers, 165.7K engagements
"Big shoutout to my new 10000 followers today. My demise by all the Massholes has been greatly exaggerated. 😂 Big shout out to all the Trump supporters who never waiver. Turns out loyalty matters" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-03 23:24:06 UTC 3.8M followers, 209K engagements
"This Friday at 3:30 PM ET - on our podcast - Ill be announcing the date of Turdstock 2025 followed by when tickets go on sale. Turdstock is the hardest ticket to get in Nashville and it always sells out in minutes so stay tuned and listen in" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 11:33:57 UTC 3.8M followers, 70.9K engagements
"It just gets worse and worse with this guy" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 14:04:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 281.2K engagements
"Obama . TREASON Comey . TREASON Brennan . TREASON Clapper . TREASON Susan Rice . TREASON" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 11:23:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 957.9K engagements
"Hit by a bus last week hospitalized in serious condition then she recovers but commits suicide this week. does anyone believe this bullshit" @catturd2 on X 2025-04-26 02:14:03 UTC 3.8M followers, 31M engagements
"Im being throttled again - I must be telling the truth" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-04 00:12:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 236.1K engagements
"So @SidneyPowell1 has been locked out of her account. I believe its that fishing scam thats been going around the last year where they say youre going to be suspended in your DMS unless you click a link and then they take over your account. Can someone @X please help with this" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 02:01:58 UTC 3.8M followers, 237.6K engagements
"We warned everyone. And they called us anti-science horse paste eaters" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-21 16:09:44 UTC 3.8M followers, 969.1K engagements
"@SStricklandMMA @Kash_Patel Fuck you loser" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 00:25:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 198.1K engagements
"Why do all liberal women look exactly like her" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 11:52:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 136.3K engagements
"If you invaded our country illegally you have to go. It's that simple" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-04 11:37:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 385.1K engagements
"Trump takes more iconic pictures than anyone ever" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 10:58:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements
"One of best stories of the year thats flown under the radar is theres been X million self-deportations in the first six months of the Trump administration" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 21:28:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 789.3K engagements
"The Left is so insane that they're fighting removing toxins from our food" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 11:07:17 UTC 3.8M followers, 361.2K engagements
"@jk_rowling has one of the best X accounts" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 20:59:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 65.2K engagements
"Again - this is straight-up treason. Arrest them all" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 18:04:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 154.9K engagements
"Big shocker that we now know Smelly was lying" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 12:05:47 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.2M engagements
"Good morning everyone. Hope you have a great week" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-21 10:05:03 UTC 3.8M followers, 125.4K engagements
"Karoline Leavitt just slapped down the fake news reporters 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 18:18:59 UTC 3.8M followers, 34.1K engagements
"When the Left is mad at Elon Musk. They - Fire bomb Teslas. - vandalized Tesla dealerships. - key Teslas. - shoot at Teslas. - call him a Nazi and a Fascist. - protest in the streets. - boycott X. - boycott Tesla. - boycott Starlink. - try to tank his stocks. When MAGS is mad at Elon Musk. They - do badass memes and tweets on X. - none of the above. We are not the same" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-06 22:40:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 855.8K engagements
"Dear New York liberals - don't come here to Florida to live. Great Whites grow 100-ft-long here and they're everywhere. You're better off staying where you're at" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 14:18:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 117.5K engagements
"I said yesterday and I'll say it again today. Pam Bondi must do a long press conference "ASAP" about her decisions about Epstein files and the binder debacle etc. She is the AG of the United States. It has to be her (not the Press Secretary etc) It's not going to go away. It's all the press will ask her going forward until she does - even a year from now. And here's an idea just tell the truth. If the Biden regime Merrick Garland and Wray destroyed the evidence just say it. If they didn't just say it. If she isn't strong enough to do this she needs to be replaced. Trump faces a hostile press" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 11:09:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 710.5K engagements
"My loyalty will always be with President Trump. You" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-12 01:16:11 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.9M engagements
"Karoline Leavitt absolutely destroying PBS and NPR" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 11:08:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 142.8K engagements
"I've never met a man who likes the big injected duck lips on women. So why do they continue to do it when it looks horrible" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-07 13:59:50 UTC 3.8M followers, 10.9M engagements
"This is nuts - didn't expect that last one" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 12:23:19 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements
"When Grok first came out - it was awesome - now Grok is just woke fake news that repeats liberal talking points. I know this for a fact because everything Grok says about me is a lie. What a joke Grok has become" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-19 01:48:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 2M engagements
"I love the way Trump is exposing treasonous Obama" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 16:25:50 UTC 3.8M followers, 185.8K engagements
"Its so awesome knowing what I know and watching the black pill Panicans lose their minds. Their future breakfast lunch and dinner - crow" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 23:59:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements
"Is Hunter still high on crack and saying dumb shit" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 11:06:06 UTC 3.8M followers, 139.3K engagements
"lol this fake shit again - but this is really you all got 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 01:22:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 134.6K engagements
"Because if you have a big truck you can get stuck if people park f-ed up around you" @catturd2 on X 2025-03-16 21:03:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 884.5K engagements
"Just so you know Turdstock 2025 will have no kiss cams. 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 23:42:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 196.2K engagements
"I was Ted Bundy's adviser. Here's how you fix crime in America" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 12:47:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 78.8K engagements
"WOW - I just took this picture at the Catturd Ranch. 🔥 rainbow is really high in the sky more than normal" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 00:06:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 158.4K engagements
"Grok is woke and full of shit. What the fuck is happening to X" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-06 00:09:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.9M engagements
"The only pardon Joe Biden actually signed was Hunters. You cant make this up" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 10:49:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 797.3K engagements
"This guy is probably making a fortune lol" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 16:49:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.4M engagements
"Ill respond to you no problem - Im not an alcoholic never have been - you say I didnt serve - lets put up $100000 each to go to any veterans group and bet Im not an army vet. Come on big mouth. Youve talked all that shit - $100000 put up or shut up cat got your tongue Big mouth You going to do this or what Ill prove Im an army vet. You say Im not. We can do this tomorrow- send the money to any neutral party. Again youre talking all that shit you should have no problem doing this. Youre a liar or put your money where your mouth is. Ill be waiting big mouth. Tick tock -" @catturd2 on X 2025-04-23 01:09:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements
"Theres not a chance in hell that hundreds of incumbents will lose their primary. In 2024 out of XXX members of Congress only X lost their primaries. It almost never happens. You can go after 3-4 and have an outside chance. Sometimes it works like with Liz Cheney" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-30 20:31:22 UTC 3.8M followers, 249.6K engagements
"Big shoutout to all the trolls who gave me record engagements and a huge spike in followers this week. Please keep crying in my replies - and - thanks again" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 01:03:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 372.3K engagements
"Why does AOC continue to lie about being from the Bronx when everyone already knows shes lying" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-30 15:32:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.4M engagements
"The Wall Street Journal is George Bush fake news trash" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 01:05:22 UTC 3.8M followers, 123.1K engagements
"Tomorrow is the holiday that nobody ever heard of until five years ago" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-19 02:01:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 5.3M engagements
"Hard to believe but football is right around the corner" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 22:08:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 221K engagements
"Everyone who read this noticed right away that Trump didnt mention Pam Bondi" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 10:17:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 264K engagements
"0 followers - joined X a few days ago. 😂 all over my replies" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 22:47:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 228.1K engagements
"Chowder brain completely out of it Mitch McConnell is getting rolled around in a wheelchair just to vote no on anything Trump wants" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 13:11:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 199.4K engagements
"President Trump will be remembered in XXX years as one of the greatest Presidents if not the greatest President in US history. Thomas Massie wont even be a footnote in history - X years from now 😂 The truth hurts" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-03 23:19:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 696.4K engagements
"Funny how every time Trump does something some of these so-called influencers dont like they start attacking me you and every Trump supporter instead of the issue. They actually think they can scream at you loud enough to not have your own opinion and adopt their exact position. Their egos are so huge they actually believe we care what they say. lol. Trump bombed Iran Im going to spend the next X days attacking MAGA supporters. Because that makes total sense - 😂 Its the same exact ones over and over and over" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 16:33:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 295.9K engagements
"Theyd be pooping at their own home if they didnt invade our country illegally" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 17:50:59 UTC 3.8M followers, 387.7K engagements
"It's almost getting too ridiculous on here - 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 12:52:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 231.8K engagements
"Is it just me or does Elon Musk and Steve Bannon absolutely hate each other" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 21:29:54 UTC 3.8M followers, 253K engagements
"The only problem with Alligator Alcatraz is theyre not mentioning the pythons mosquitoes and water moccasins enough" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-26 21:17:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 537.1K engagements
"You and your party have been cheering for this. You dont get to act like you give a fuck now" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-02 01:56:34 UTC 3.8M followers, 634.9K engagements
"Imagine being a billionaire and this is the best you can do - Anthony Weiners ex" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-14 20:56:14 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.3M engagements
"If Grok gets any more woke its going to qualify for job on The View" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 17:47:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements
"Then why is everyone leaving your shithole state to come here" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 18:02:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 82.4K engagements
"Now you know why Trump is abolishing the Department of Education" @catturd2 on X 2025-03-23 13:32:44 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements
"You can cry my replies all you want Im never abandoning Trump. Ever. You" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 00:14:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.3M engagements
"Alligator Alcatraz is what dreams are made out of" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-28 01:37:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 2M engagements
"Is Hunter still cracked out saying stupid shit" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 10:28:48 UTC 3.8M followers, 100.5K engagements
"Just so you know the dominoes are about to fall and its going to be historic" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 23:55:44 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements
"Here we go - this account says Trumps a pedo - imagine believing this piece a shit troll Are you seeing it now" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 00:44:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 276.1K engagements
"Inflation even lower. Tariffs are working. LOWER THE RATES" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 13:04:17 UTC 3.8M followers, 647K engagements
"Its amazing to me that Pam Bondi still hasnt done a news conference over her decisions on Epstein. Its her responsibility to explain her decisions and answer questions not surrogates. This shouldve been done days ago" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 21:06:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 428.6K engagements
"I always trust Trump knows what hes doing" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-04 18:37:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 422.9K engagements
"Always remember No matter whos President its always a great economy for Hunters crack dealer" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 16:17:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 194.2K engagements
"Me watching the Panicans with absolutely zero inside knowledge right now" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 00:10:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 463.5K engagements
"Is there anything more cringe than liberal women" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 14:35:35 UTC 3.8M followers, 279.4K engagements
"Daily reminder. Not a single prediction of the climate cult has ever come true" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 20:49:50 UTC 3.8M followers, 257.6K engagements
"Its amazing to me that theres accounts on here that had no following and I retweeted them for years asked for nothing in return and once they got a few 100000 followers turned on me at the drop of the hat. @Alphafox78 is one of them and theres many others. Alpha Fox did a poll- who is your least favorite conservative account and of course put my name in there so Id be attacked 24/7. Then DMed me acting surprised saying how much he appreciated me. 😂🤡 Then he posted a meme of me weighing XXX pounds and when I blocked him once again played the victim. He set me up to be attacked then through" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 23:57:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 727.1K engagements
"Again . Gay jealous AF or needs to have their main card revoked. If this doesnt prove it nothing will. 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 01:48:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 184.4K engagements
"Its hilarious to me all these trolls act like theyre bad asses. 😂 They couldnt last XX seconds in the real world against me. Im a real redneck. 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 01:32:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 457.7K engagements
"Goodnight everyone. And thank God President Trump was saved on this day one year ago. See you in clown world tomorrow" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 01:36:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 222.9K engagements
"Just in case I dont say this enough - I love you all. The Catturd army is undefeated" @catturd2 on X 2024-11-18 00:32:45 UTC 3.8M followers, 472.5K engagements
"If you dont know the uniparty Congress by now Ill let you in on a little secret. They wont pass any bill ever unless they add their ridiculous pork to it. Strip all the pork out and just leave the good stuff it wont have a chance of passing. zero. Thats all they really care about - the pork. The good stuff that helps you in the bill is the payoff to get themselves their donors their lobbyists and their friends filthy rich. Do I hate this with a passion yes but its the sad truth. Thats why I cant stand both parties. The problem isnt Trump or Elon - its the uniparty swampy Congress" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-05 18:07:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 594.3K engagements
"President Trump just exposed all the fake MAGA losers. He literally tweeted about it and gave them a hint and said all you losers fell for it - hook line and sinker. cant stop laughing😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 01:59:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.7M engagements
"LOL - no kidding - so unique I do what everyone else is doing" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 14:19:04 UTC 3.8M followers, 113.3K engagements
"This isn't rocket science. All Pam Bondi has to do is give a long press conference and explain her decision. Letting the Press Secretary take all the fire is a bad look" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 13:21:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 466.9K engagements
"And no - Ill never dox him or give any personal info or address or anything that would harm him. Unlike him who has been attacking me relentlessly for weeks. I have class. I dont do that. And never will. Im not like him" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 01:35:59 UTC 3.8M followers, 166.3K engagements
"Cleanse your body from parasites with Ivermectin + Mebendazole from The Wellness Company. They make it easy fill out a simple digital intake form and your 90-day supply will arrive in 1-2 weeks. Click here to save $XX + FREE Shipping with code CATTURD. US Residents Only. #partner" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 17:44:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 56.7K engagements
"This dude is worth XXX billion dollars. Not anymore" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 21:09:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 32.5M engagements
"I'm starting to believe Gavin Newsom is the antichrist" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 12:37:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 781.8K engagements
"Why are children working at a marijuana plant in California" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 10:59:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements
"We know where Cory Booker learned his Nazi salute from" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-01 10:24:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 61.6M engagements
"Try to find someone who loves you the way Hunter Biden loves crack" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 14:31:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 65.3K engagements
"Elon Musk said that Donald Trump and Steve Bannon are on the Epstein list. That means according to him hes seen the Epstein list. He just stated his new party is about to expose Epstein list. Hes admitting that hes seen it and he knows whos on it - so why isnt he telling us whos on it One more time hes saying he knows whos on it. Im all ears. Put up or shut up" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 23:10:45 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.5M engagements
"If you no longer support President Trump or the MAGA movement have the balls to say it here 👇 Proudly put your handle in my replies so I have receipts. Proudly tell the world now how much you hate Trump and all his loyal supporters. Lets see who you are so a year from now we can laugh at you" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 00:38:54 UTC 3.8M followers, 4.6M engagements
"I don't drop the F bomb much here on X - but if there's anything I fucking sick and tired of it's this 👇 Every time there's a controversial issue such as tariffs Iran bombing Epstein etc and we continue to support Trump MAGA gets accused of being paid. To be perfectly clear although I've been offered many times I've never taken a dime from any political party political origination even the Trump organization for tweets or my views. NEVER ONE PENNY Thomas Massie lied and accused me of this and couldn't produce a single receipt. (lying fraud) You know why There isn't any. Anyone says I have is" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 23:06:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 817.6K engagements
"Lately X has turned into a toxic negative feedback loop. I get caught up into it myself. I haven't been having as much fun on here as I used to. It just seems like it's a 24/7 raging argument with no end in sight. I'm going to take a deep breath and try to be more positive going forward; try to have a little fun again. Now this could last XX minutes or the rest of the year who knows - 😂 Of course I'll still be a smartass shitposter. That'll never change" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 11:19:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements
"The people funding these rent-a-mobs are going to be exposed" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-12 13:24:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 940.6K engagements
"Funny how everybody going against President Trump now were the influencers and politicians who supported Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley in the primary. Like clockwork. Every time" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-03 23:42:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 185.3K engagements
"Again - Im innocent- but put out a poll - whos your least favorite conservative account And made sure he added me to the list. you can delete it - like it doesnt exist. Liar" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 00:31:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 116.3K engagements
"About to enjoy watching the final round of The Open. Wont be tweeting much today. Have a great Sunday" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 13:27:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 128K engagements
"There's accounts on X whose entire timeline month after month is complaining about everything I say and calling me every name in the book and a loser. Think about that . Month after month year after year they spend every waking hour crying about a shitposter named Catturd. lol -Every day all day 24/7. They couldn't have a job they wouldn't have time. They couldn't be in a relationship nobody would put up with that kind of derangement. They might consider looking up the definition of a "loser" again and take a good look in the mirror. 😂 CDS is real" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-21 12:27:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 286.5K engagements
"Was anyone else watching this live when it happened" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 12:43:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.9M engagements
"This is straight up treason. If these traitors arent held accountable for this we have no country left" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 16:46:44 UTC 3.8M followers, 345.3K engagements
"And thats all this is - a political hit job" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 23:21:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 398.4K engagements
"Looks like a good one to retweet make famous get arrested and FAFO" @catturd2 on X 2025-04-29 17:24:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 202.7K engagements
"Look at those eyes and the behavior - absolutely wasted on crack. And this is the most privileged elitist racist rants I've heard in awhile" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-21 15:29:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 248.4K engagements
"LOL - liberals will come up with any excuse to go out in the streets and whine" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 20:47:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 299.4K engagements
"Dont forget. Hillary was in on this treason too" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 12:22:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements
"Barack Hussein Obama says that every man should have a gay friend. Larry Sinclair agrees" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 16:38:11 UTC 3.8M followers, 108.9K engagements
"These fake news press pool clowns are panicking 😂 Tulsi is owning them" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 18:14:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 58.2K engagements
"Why do you believe CEO Linda Yaccarino suddenly resigned from X" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 17:07:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.6M engagements
"Ivermectin + Mebendazole could be unexpected game-changers going beyond parasite treatment Research suggests they may have powerful effects on cells with wider health benefits through off-label use. Dr. Peter McCullough explains:" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 17:44:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 139.3K engagements
"There she is . the most annoying low IQ Karen on planet earth. I couldn't even make it halfway through. The dumb is strong with this one" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 12:40:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 417.7K engagements
"Good morning to all my fellow insomniacs late night owls and early risers. Happy Wednesday" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 10:00:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 149.5K engagements
"LOL - So they basically pardoned themselves" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 07:44:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 760K engagements
"When is Gavin going to just come out of the closet" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 12:23:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 289.1K engagements
"So @johnrich and I are. Getting really close for a date this fall for TurdStock X . The hardest ticket to get in music country music in Nashville. LETS GO" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-30 23:39:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 234.8K engagements
"Little Bennett is like . Are you not entertained" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 20:42:06 UTC 3.8M followers, 130.5K engagements
"This Friday at 3:30 PM ET - on our podcast - Ill be announcing the date of Turdstock 2025 followed by when tickets go on sale. Turdstock is the hardest ticket to get in Nashville and it always sells out in about X minutes so stay tuned and listen in" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 23:17:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 254.9K engagements
"What is the greatest sci-fi movie of all time and why is it John Carpenters - The Thing. and its not even close" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-19 02:38:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 399.7K engagements
"These evil traitors need to all be locked up" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 18:22:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 111.1K engagements
"Arrest John Kerry for treason and violation of the Logan Act" @catturd2 on X 2019-04-22 21:15:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 1695 engagements
"Hunter really wants to make sure he has plenty of illegals around to clean up his hotel rooms after smoking crack with hookers for X days straight" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 11:09:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 106.3K engagements
"What a picture of Monkey and the rainbow at the Catturd Ranch. WOW" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 01:20:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 308.6K engagements
"How will we survive here in Florida without this dork visiting from Canada - 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 13:57:14 UTC 3.8M followers, 694.7K engagements
"Does anyone else love Shark Week For the 37th year Discovery Channel's week-long annual celebration known as Shark Week is once again swimming our way set to kick off on Sunday July XX 2025" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 13:36:44 UTC 3.8M followers, 171.1K engagements
"Get your tickets now for Turdstock X - Sept 28th Nashville Tenn at Redneck Riviera. 👇" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 21:07:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 340.6K engagements
"Ira Dean and Ted Nugent teaming up on a song with Charlie Daniels in the title and singing about Lynyrd Skynyrd is the most badass USA song I could ever imagine. Ira Dean - WWCDD (What Would Charlie Daniels Do) feat. Ted Nugent via @YouTube" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 23:07:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 184.4K engagements
"Has anyone else had enough of all the click bait red alert losers her on X" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 00:27:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 181.1K engagements
"No Kings was pointless and changed nothing" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-15 20:17:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 681.9K engagements
"Remember when the podcast bro influencers who are going against Trump right now got paid a half million dollars from Russia to tweet one ad a month and they played dumb like that makes any sense and they pretended to be the victims I do" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 00:47:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 336.9K engagements
"Imagine making a meme with an Eric SpyFart quote and then actually posting it - 😂😂😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-05-25 21:04:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 97.5K engagements
"Far left Grok says its providing accurate information on me based on reports from Rolling Stones and Media Matters. 😂😂😂😂😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-19 02:08:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 218.9K engagements
"What Trump has accomplished in six months is nothing short of miraculous" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-21 13:24:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 322.8K engagements
"Good morning X. Happy Sunday. Going to enjoy watching the final round of The Open this morning. Go Scottie" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 10:50:03 UTC 3.8M followers, 121.5K engagements
"You got any of those autopen disco biscuits" @catturd2 on X 2025-05-21 15:54:38 UTC 3.8M followers, 222.9K engagements
"@realDonaldTrump Democrats let him in the country. Theyre responsible" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-02 17:32:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 251.1K engagements
"LMAO I make every bad list. Add danger to humanity. 😂 Shitposting for the win" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 17:13:36 UTC 3.8M followers, 129.9K engagements
"Tickets for Turdstock X will go on sale this evening / Ill announce the time and the date of the event on our podcast today" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 18:23:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 107.8K engagements
"Not smiling now are they Enjoy XX years to life in prison. Texas aint Portland" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 16:03:15 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements
"Scientifically speaking why does coffee make you take a dump" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 11:51:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 784K engagements
"I still think about this classic sometimes - hilarious" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 12:18:56 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.8M engagements
"This tropical system has been breathing down my neck all day with big storms just barely missing me. Been getting lucky so far. Was supposed to get 5-10 inches of rain none as of now. Got the hatches battened down just in case. Watching it closely" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 15:16:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 113.2K engagements
"@Alphafox78 - Im not a fraud - so to prove it Ill do a Space with this 👇😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 00:51:13 UTC 3.8M followers, 6145 engagements
"Hunter just gave an unhinged interview where he talk about crack while he was wasted on crack" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-21 22:26:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 157.2K engagements
"Arrest and prosecute all these Obama traitors. Every last one" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-21 23:52:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 345.1K engagements
"I might be the most hated influencer account from the right and the left on X 😂 I love this shit" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 23:49:04 UTC 3.8M followers, 233.3K engagements
"Seriously do the loser Panicans ever get tired of losing Its just getting boring at this point thinking Trump doesnt always do the right thing in the end" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 01:49:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 331.3K engagements
"We just need one of those real resignation letters now from Too Late Powell" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 18:28:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 104.9K engagements
"Why do all liberal women look and act exactly like this" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-20 20:28:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 332.5K engagements
"One more time - I know a little something - and I have XXX% faith in Dan Bongino and Kash Patel" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 23:54:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 6.4M engagements
"Im gonna say it one more time. Elon Musk said that Steve Bannon and Donald Trump are on the Epstein list. - that means Elon Musk has seen the official Epstein list. He says he knows so why wont Elon tell us whos on the Epstein list Elon could clear this up right now. What is he waiting for" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 23:20:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.5M engagements
"@ThePhilColons Thank you for chipping in on buying me a new boat. I appreciate it" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 01:42:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 7656 engagements
"Not only do lizard people really exist - sometimes they marry" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-16 17:38:35 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements
"Trump and we MAGA have endured and defeated the following . - the Democrat Party. - the Republican Party. - XX% of legacy fake news media. - swattings. - death threats. - doxxings. - lawfare. - de-banking. - the old FBI. - the old CIA. - the climate cult. - the COVID cult. - Big Pharma. - troll armies. - censorship. - throttling. - war pigs in both parties. - massive Democrat cheating in elections. - ballot harvesting. - primary challengers. - setups. - entrapment. - assassination attempts. - backstabbers at every turn. - suspended for free speech on social media. - called Granda killers. -" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 21:36:38 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.4M engagements
"This loser is attacking you littermates - respond accordingly" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 01:03:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 217.7K engagements
"Just checking . Is any of you like privileged Hunter and have illegals cooking your meals doing your laundry and doing your dishes" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 13:55:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 301.3K engagements
"Dude - I was raised in the south and Ive been in XX bar fights. You wouldnt last three minutes with me wimp" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 01:06:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 4.7M engagements
"Thank God for the Catturd army whos never for sale" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 00:03:58 UTC 3.8M followers, 293.6K engagements
"Happy Birthday Justin. Lets trend it #HappyBirthdayJustin" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 19:36:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 385.7K engagements
"Democrats went from crying about eggs to crying about tomatoes" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 21:14:59 UTC 3.8M followers, 249K engagements
"TaRiFfs wiLL CauSE mAssiVE INFlaTion. Inflation last minute - 0.00%" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 13:39:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 71.8K engagements
"1 - something happens. X - red alert Panicans shout the sky is falling and its the end of the world. X - theyre proven wrong in a week or so and just drop the subject. X - repeat" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 12:34:10 UTC 3.8M followers, 300.1K engagements
"Im going to go out on a limb here and say its the ding dong" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-28 22:46:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.8M engagements
"Read this about Hillary lol. Hillary was suffering from intensified psycho emotional problems including uncontrolled fits of anger aggression and cheerfulness. Hillary was placed on a daily regimen of heavy tranquilizers" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 16:01:57 UTC 3.8M followers, 190.2K engagements
"Has anyone ever heard of this podcast😂😂😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 23:18:03 UTC 3.8M followers, 190.8K engagements
"Still immune to any sob stories about deportations. Cry more. Don't invade our country illegally" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 11:06:38 UTC 3.8M followers, 139.1K engagements
"Timeline cleanse Wiggles and Monkey ❤ Cant believe theyre already over three years old" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 00:02:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 153.5K engagements
"Great - now bring back the X ounce glass bottles" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 20:34:27 UTC 3.8M followers, 159.2K engagements
"LOL - says the dictator who refuses to hold an election" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 17:39:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 93.1K engagements
"Can anyone else actually read this Sloppy handwriting" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 20:57:17 UTC 3.8M followers, 386.1K engagements
"I'm an insomniac and Trump sleeps less than me" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 11:29:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 119.2K engagements
"And then they went to Subway at 2am to buy a sandwich and screamed "This is MAGA country" 😂 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 23:31:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 515.1K engagements
"The BBB XXXX billion to complete the border wall. XX billion for expanding detention capacity for immigrants. XX billion for ices arrest and deportation operations. This is huge" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-03 20:45:10 UTC 3.8M followers, 172K engagements
"Some people should never be allowed around a guitar" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 11:24:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 121.5K engagements
"Was over XXX degrees here yesterday and again today" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 16:06:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 134.8K engagements
"😂 - the snowflakes couldnt handle this sitcom today" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 13:15:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 489.4K engagements
"Trump just did a long post in support of Pam Bondi - and the investigations he wants to focus on - voter fraud ActBlue the rigged and stolen 2020 election and arresting thugs and criminals" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 21:38:22 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.8M engagements
"All the Democrats crying about commie NPR and PBS are welcome to write a check and fund them themselves" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 21:01:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 162.5K engagements
"Pam Bondi needs to have a long press conference this evening and bring whoever she needs to bring to explain herself regarding Epstein. Answer all questions. If she cant do that shes not competent enough to be AG. Right now shes communicating this horribly. The press and voters arent gonna stop screaming these questions out at her at every appearance until she does this. Its that simple" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 17:52:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 852.1K engagements
"Tulsi releases the MLK Jr assassination files" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-21 20:39:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 159.3K engagements
"Panican narcissists will never admit theyre wrong. Big shoutout to everyone who stood by Trump. Take notes on the people who turned against him in X seconds flat and were l100% wrong. Theres still a long way to go there maybe a few setbacks but we will get there. Trust Trump" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-23 23:28:56 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements
"I was wondering what happened to Gallagher" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 13:31:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 104.1K engagements
"We are on our own. @dunkindonuts tried to bully Rumble so We The People (Average hard working citizens.) called them out and made these bullies trend #1. Then for some reason X suddenly removed the trend. So all Im asking - can a billion dollar company just make a call and have an organic viral trend removed I trust @elonmusk and honestly hope he responds to this. I hate these woke companies and I stand firmly with X and Rumble in their lawsuits to fight these commies. We see you Dunkin Donuts. Theres zero chance well ever spend a dime with you again" @catturd2 on X 2024-08-08 01:56:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 324.8K engagements
"Hey @grok why would someones skin turn blue" @catturd2 on X 2025-05-10 18:47:50 UTC 3.8M followers, 5.1M engagements
"The biggest clowns on X are the red alert doomsday Panicans who throw daily tantrums with every move Trump makes and then claim victory when everything turns out great - saying it was because of their X day crying fit. Imagine believing youre so important that Trump makes crucial decisions based on your daily never-ending social media meltdowns. 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 21:41:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 230.7K engagements
"So all the girls who have testified about being raped on Epsteins island were lying and Giselle Maxwell is in prison for being the madam for nobody Please tell this is fake news" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 02:22:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.4M engagements
"Now people are saying Jerome Powell didnt resign. Which one is it" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 18:22:54 UTC 3.8M followers, 240.5K engagements
"Do I have to be the one who says it Theres not one person in the middle class who cares about going to Mars. They just want to provide for their family and give them the best life possible. (Here on planet earth) Tax cuts are a miracle to the middle class- making life decisions on whether we go to Mars or not is the most ridiculous shit Ive ever heard in my life. Theres never gonna be a colony on Mars. Its a gigantic waste of money. If it ever actually happened it would be four or five of the richest people on earth. So tired of this nonsense" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-01 23:57:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.2M engagements
"President Trump had an event yesterday to be patriotic and bring the country together. And we all saw what the Democrat party did yesterday. What a difference for the entire world to see" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-15 11:12:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 457.7K engagements
"LOL. Fed Chair Jerome Powell is under investigation for fraud" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 17:38:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 175.9K engagements
"@0HOUR1__ @WarlordDilley Got his medical degree at the University of Caribbean in Saint Martin 😂 huh" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 13:44:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 5126 engagements
"Because nobody wanted to watch that cringe clown" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 15:27:36 UTC 3.8M followers, 152.7K engagements
"Say hello to Pedro. Hes old and grey but hes still a happy dog" @catturd2 on X 2025-05-25 20:14:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 192.9K engagements
"Of course Collins Murkowski and piece of shit McConnell who is basically a vegetable" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 01:06:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 411.2K engagements
"For all the people who hated Christopher Wray's FBI and spent years calling him a rotten corrupt traitor . What do you think he did with any evidence that made the deep state look bad from November to January before Trump was sworn in" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 13:27:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 340.4K engagements
"Im having record followers and unreal engagements right now. The reason the trolls and the podcast bros cant touch me. They didnt make me so they cant break me. I stay consistent. I support Trump XXX% and I never change. They literally changed with every issue which means nobody can ever trust them. Swing and a miss. 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 00:12:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 222.7K engagements
"Its been over XXX degrees here for the past X days - this was six months ago today" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 13:49:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 83.6K engagements
"You really have to work hard to become this insanely dumb" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 15:12:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 106.1K engagements
"These dude is never gonna live down getting slapped in the face with a slice of pizza lol" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 14:34:54 UTC 3.8M followers, 248.2K engagements
"The so-called " MAGA influencers" who completely turned on Trump big time in the last XX hours are now claiming victory after they made a complete fool of themselves. People I once respected now I have ZERO respect for. What a bunch of phony losers. I considered some of these friends. I'll never make that mistake again" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-21 00:14:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.1M engagements
"They arrested Trump on fake crimes - we can damn sure arrest Obama for this blatant treason that was exposed today" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 20:48:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.3M engagements
"In my replies the last few days . You better be as hysterical as me or else 😂😂😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 22:55:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 97.5K engagements
"Good morning X. Funny we were just talking about how awful Stephen Colberts cringe late night show was our podcast yesterday - and poof - bye ✌ lol. Good timing" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 10:21:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 94.7K engagements
"Goodnight everyone - my advice is to mute or block all negative black pill accounts. Its amazing how successful the first six months of the Trump administration has been. Dont let these sourpuss chronic complainers highjack your happiness. Be positive. Were winning. Have a great Saturday night" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 03:09:27 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.8M engagements
"The FBI should raid James Comeys home tonight with XX agents arrest him and perp walk him" @catturd2 on X 2025-05-16 00:03:15 UTC 3.8M followers, 940.9K engagements
"Every single question by the fake news press pool was to try to protect Obama and the traitors in his cabinet. Enemy of the people" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 18:34:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 38.3K engagements
"Theres only one reason youd vote against DOGE" @catturd2 on X 2025-05-25 07:25:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements
"I have the same spider in my mailbox lol -" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 21:16:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 174K engagements
"TaRiFfs wiLL CauSE mAssiVE INFlaTion. Inflation last month - 0.00%" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 14:18:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements
"You have one flag in your bio. Big shocker" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 01:41:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 128.8K engagements
"They lose millions every year. In the real world theyd be bankrupt and out of business" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 08:43:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 348K engagements
"Experts on never being right about anything" @catturd2 on X 2025-05-17 20:12:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 136.3K engagements
"These newly released documents by Tulsi Gabbard show beyond a shadow of a doubt the extent of Obama and his cabinets treason. Traitors. Every last one of them" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-23 16:41:47 UTC 3.8M followers, 77.8K engagements
"Funny how nobody wants to buy Hunters $500000 crack doodles anymore - not even for X dollars" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 14:26:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 297.5K engagements
"My friend Michael Loftus @MikeLoftusComic will be at Turdstock in Sept. - were going to open the event with some comedy this year" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 12:41:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 421.4K engagements
"He says I no longer claim MAGA. And retweets Gavin Newsom -😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 16:16:06 UTC 3.8M followers, 138.9K engagements
"😳I believe that rock caused a wrinkle in the matrix" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 15:58:54 UTC 3.8M followers, 472K engagements
"They always lie and say theyre getting doxxed - lol - Ive been swatted four times death threats in my mailbox and been attacked at every angle for years. Youve had nothing happened to you wimp. And this once again proves youre a liar. This is the most ridiculous statement Ive ever seen in my life. Everyone should laugh at you" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 01:00:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 144.9K engagements
"Not only should we seize it we should go over it inch by inch to see what theyre up to" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-19 23:26:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements
"Tulsi Gabbard just showed everyone how its done" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 10:20:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 849.9K engagements
"I bet the New York Times hated printing this" @catturd2 on X 2025-06-28 19:23:36 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.5M engagements
"They need an extra day off from their month and a half off" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 15:05:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 241.6K engagements
"Is this Prince Harrys alternate account The soy is strong with this one 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 02:41:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 136.4K engagements
"I cant believe people are still pretending this isnt a man" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 15:10:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 437.1K engagements
"If Pam Bondi thinks she doesnt have to address the Epstein debacle shes delusional. She shouldve had a long press conference days ago" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 18:41:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 865.1K engagements
"Soaked doggies from yesterday. Poured for hours" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 13:14:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 107.2K engagements
"The Coldplay Couple could cure cancer and this is all theyll ever be remembered for" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-17 21:30:36 UTC 3.8M followers, 132.5K engagements
"So inflation comes in at XXXX% over the month and XXX% for the year. CUT THE RATES POWELL YOU TDS CLOWN" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 12:43:03 UTC 3.8M followers, 821.6K engagements
"Dont invade other countries illegally and this will never happen to you" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 20:49:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 167.9K engagements
"Im sitting here feeling confident right now because I know Trump always wins in the end" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 23:51:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 538.4K engagements
"Can't stop laughing at this picture now - 😂" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 12:59:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 151.9K engagements
"Colbert's show was losing XX million per year. Nice try" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 11:03:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 217K engagements
"There needs to be a special counsel to investigate the rigged 2020 election" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 10:28:58 UTC 3.8M followers, 371.2K engagements
"Thank you for your attention to this matter" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-19 13:10:04 UTC 3.8M followers, 104.1K engagements
"Two days of a tropical rainstorm - good times" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 11:29:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 93.3K engagements
"Stop f.king with viruses in labs. Stop f.king with the clouds. Stop f.king with our food. Stop f.king with vaccines. Stop f.king spying on us. We are not the enemy. Stop f.king trying to control us" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 00:45:35 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.4M engagements
"John Rich and I have a date for Turdstock X. Will let you know soon" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 23:58:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 229.2K engagements
"This is the biggest cope Ive ever seen on Twitter. The Muppets are the ones who panicked and called everyone a pedophile. Dont let them gaslight you. We were right they were wrong. 😂 We told you Trump always does the right thing in the end. laugh at these losers. Theyre trying to twist the narrative now that they were proven wrong - laugh at them they deserve it. 🤡" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-18 02:30:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 342K engagements
"Ive never seen so many bots in my replies as Ive seen today trying to sew division between MAGA. I know the people who regularly reply to me. I do this all day every day. I recognize them all. Almost everyone saying negative stuff in my replies today - Ive never seen before in seven years on this platform. Dont fall for the paid bot attack. So obvious" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 01:14:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 872K engagements
"Anyone else tired of hearing about the WNBA" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-20 17:29:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 659K engagements
"MAGA is a family. No amount of gaslighting bots and frauds will ever break us apart" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 00:11:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements
"I'm starting to believe the Amish are the smartest people in the USA" @catturd2 on X 2025-05-31 12:38:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.5M engagements
"When asked about his mental capacities everyone who was involved with Joe Biden is pleading the fifth" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 15:42:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 261K engagements
"Good morning my fellow insomniacs late night owls and early risers. TGIF" @catturd2 on X 2025-05-16 09:25:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 107.2K engagements
"Arrest all these evil treasonous traitors" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-21 15:58:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 113.7K engagements
"Parasites are not just a nuisancethey're linked to serious health issues including cancer. This growing concern demands immediate attention. Ignoring the risks could have devastating long-term consequences. Act now to protect your health" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 13:36:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 97.5K engagements
"Torched - and of course she dodged the question" @catturd2 on X 2025-01-09 17:50:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 153.5K engagements
"@data_republican And limited brain cells left" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-22 16:44:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 15.7K engagements
"Timeline cleanse from toxic X lately Wiggles ❤ such a good happy boy" @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 22:14:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 171.4K engagements