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[@shittyprogram](/creator/twitter/shittyprogram)
"@zeta_globin I got carded buying one of these in University"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shittyprogram/status/1980789379900797298) [@shittyprogram](/creator/x/shittyprogram) 2025-10-22T00:12Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@zeta_globin the real polyamory was the holy trinity someone better versed than I can steal this joke and improve it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shittyprogram/status/1980795171794301341) [@shittyprogram](/creator/x/shittyprogram) 2025-10-22T00:35Z XXX followers, 3061 engagements


"Garmin says today is Stridework day which is exciting because Ive only done easy runs and easy long runs for two fucking weeks but 20s of moving your legs as fast as possibles repeat XX times is a funny description"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shittyprogram/status/1981408601693676009) [@shittyprogram](/creator/x/shittyprogram) 2025-10-23T17:13Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"im stupid and disintegrating"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shittyprogram/status/1978676468763791817) [@shittyprogram](/creator/x/shittyprogram) 2025-10-16T04:16Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"Wanna run tonight but Garmin says rest day and Ive also bruised the fuck out the front of my ankle by lacing up a little too tight and it hurts to run and its gonna rain but I really wanna do a long run"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shittyprogram/status/1981857539261435938) [@shittyprogram](/creator/x/shittyprogram) 2025-10-24T22:57Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@sciad I have so many types of runs I want to do too. X weeks of exclusively easy runs followed by one stride work session makes me want to head over to the old track no one uses and time my fastest 1k and 5k I want to run another HM that doesnt start as a 10k. I want to run max dis-"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shittyprogram/status/1981869997015314707) [@shittyprogram](/creator/x/shittyprogram) 2025-10-24T23:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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@shittyprogram "@zeta_globin I got carded buying one of these in University"
X Link @shittyprogram 2025-10-22T00:12Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@zeta_globin the real polyamory was the holy trinity someone better versed than I can steal this joke and improve it"
X Link @shittyprogram 2025-10-22T00:35Z XXX followers, 3061 engagements

"Garmin says today is Stridework day which is exciting because Ive only done easy runs and easy long runs for two fucking weeks but 20s of moving your legs as fast as possibles repeat XX times is a funny description"
X Link @shittyprogram 2025-10-23T17:13Z XXX followers, XX engagements

"im stupid and disintegrating"
X Link @shittyprogram 2025-10-16T04:16Z XXX followers, XX engagements

"Wanna run tonight but Garmin says rest day and Ive also bruised the fuck out the front of my ankle by lacing up a little too tight and it hurts to run and its gonna rain but I really wanna do a long run"
X Link @shittyprogram 2025-10-24T22:57Z XXX followers, XX engagements

"@sciad I have so many types of runs I want to do too. X weeks of exclusively easy runs followed by one stride work session makes me want to head over to the old track no one uses and time my fastest 1k and 5k I want to run another HM that doesnt start as a 10k. I want to run max dis-"
X Link @shittyprogram 2025-10-24T23:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements