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[@danieljohnclark](/creator/twitter/danieljohnclark)
"@TheCinesthetic For some reason NOT SEXY. Has all the parts visually - the potential - great actress nice person yet somehow wears a NE TOUCHE PAS sticker on her aura. A few pieces of neurotic Lego rattling around the interior I think is the turn off. One can't make anything out of that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1978632997801730160) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-16T01:24Z XXX followers, 3114 engagements


"@husafell_stone Cartoon character Jerry Seinfeld 'growing up' and trading in his muscle car for a people mover was mystifying - a Rothian complaint (inverted from debauchery) I could empathise with: succumbing to duty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1978969238393012723) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-16T23:40Z XXX followers, 1726 engagements


"@JumpTrailers Margaret Qualley is like a Porsche. Looks fine I guess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1979513583966073000) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-18T11:43Z XXX followers, 5178 engagements


"🦘 here 🙋♂: your guys evaluating the situation for one second and then throwing to the precise spot a player will be 70+ yards away in X seconds time as he runs full tilt in the opposite direction not needing to break stride is exactly the same thing that happens in actual football (Aussie Rules and Association Football) except we do it with our feet because you know: 'football.'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1979990243496620163) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-19T19:17Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@annakhachiyan @dash_eats There's genotype (pure genetics) and then phenotype (how the genes are expressed e.g. in looks); they're related but different i.e. you can't judge a book by its cover. If you're talking about pure superficiality appearance or something deeper like ability do you mean genes or gene expression I ask because you often mention 'genetics' but I don't know what you're getting at - how the cake tastes or the chemical composition of the cake If the former which I think is what you (intend to) mean are you literally relating that to its ingredients or are you only spuriously"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1980755957329326538) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-21T21:59Z XXX followers, X engagements


"I direct your attention to Jerry Seinfeld roasting him for one of his JS's little web shows a few years back (just pick a clip you like - sorry I've hit my max links for the day; psychologically). The whole indignation thing is a schtick that Americans fell for because he's got a Midlands accent. Eric Weinstein started calling the phenomenon generally 'audience capture' (let's say he coined it idk) meaning that once an entertainer finds success with a group of 'paying customers' by virtue of a core set of skills attributes then the performer can find himself (providing he wants to maintain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1978109614173331665) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-14T14:44Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@growing_daniel Wow. It'd be fucking unreal if someone documented photographically such examples of urban decay across America and then teamed up with political / social scientists to summarise five main factors that led to its demise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1978973925032784112) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-16T23:58Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"It was always so much worse when elegant European actresses were subject to the chucklehead troika (Leno Letterman O'Brien). I tried to find the one with Letterman - I remember watching it on TV that night 'live' and it was so uncomfortable. He kept calling her 'Fam-kee' and she started bouncing her top leg on the bottom leg jangling her foot which is the human female equivalent of a cat flicking its tail. Fortunately I failed (I half-assed it; I didn't even want to succeed it was so cringe). Then that failure nonetheless turned into a review of Letterman being a weirdo to women generally and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1980002286924693904) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-19T20:05Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Today's objective is to cement in place the resting understanding that the Japanese language sounds kawaii harmonizing to a bleepy Casio melody / beat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1980267997894975711) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-20T13:40Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@dash_eats Good Googling DN 👍 Most important part is that you Felt Suspicious and your Suspicious were Proven Correct. It's a good day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1980502448184934772) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-21T05:12Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"If the most crass lurid caricatures of the Right are cartoonish cigar chomping warhawk plutocrats then the Left's would have to be Arts Faculty embedded hacks who rehash some sixty years later a version of greased up French ontology / epistemology to entertain the passengers of Trojan horses - fare-paying journeykids whom they placate with nonsense battle-songs only to pull up before the gates of Troy dropping them off at the back of an unemployment queue before returning to Achea for the next load holding a moderation meeting along the way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1977345670790218009) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-12T12:08Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"A five foot tall geriatric Millennial 'Pick Me': the (Kristen) Bellian Triangle of uncanny 'living doll' ick to dudes doing a kind of pygmy kitsch version of Cameron Diaz' Charlie's Angels booty dance: 'acting quirky' as learned behaviour ("I'm just not like the other girls") as Darwinian lure. No true you're such a Kewpie - uh cutie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1980242684360175730) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-20T12:00Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Mario Kart should be called JFMITA - and if your response is 'WTF does that mean' just think of a particularly vulgar expression conveying a sense of helplessness potentially invoking the buttockular region in a lurid way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1980289879843250274) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-20T15:07Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"This is Malcolm McDowell's face from the A Clockwork Orange poster merged with Bonbon's (Midjourney)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1980819303961329884) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-22T02:11Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@Versace_Trader @nypost I mean the sport is called BJJ - 'butt lift' just cosied up to it - all bets are off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1980903713943515534) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-22T07:47Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"My sister's and my Halloween tradition of 'giving back the pain' (for the prior year and our childhood Spy vs Spy contest generally). Pictured: 2020's ritual (the haunted church rooftop is a ☠give away). She is flouting COVID restrictions but I can assure the nervous Nellies is fully washed up (both carpally and spiritually)🤲✅ My dish of revenge has been chilling . Soon😐 #SmashingPumpKIN 🎃"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1980947501713870930) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-22T10:41Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"Unlikely because they base the likelihood of others' feelings - which here are (of being): inconvenienced physically and intellectually vulnerable - on intent which stops well short of murder. In an evolutionary sense this is a protest: they understand that the attractive young woman is being beamed into the homes / domiciles of thousands of men that calculation functioning as a vague backdrop to the appositely grok'd truth that there are potentially as many if not many more eligible (more so than they) suitors on the other end of the camera than in the stadium behind them. Sexual interest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1981028747764703369) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-22T16:03Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"The first 'comedy special' I learned existed was Eddie Murphy Raw. It came out in '87 but I found out about it and saw it in the early 90s. I saw a few others . Dennis Leary I remember - 'No Cure for Cancer' I think it was called. Anyway point is I became aware of the phenomenon of comedians making recordings like music CDs the fact they existed when I was around XX . Years later I was on summer break from university and at my girlfriend's holiday house at the beach and this person I'd never heard of Margaret Cho was advertised on TV as having a comedy special that they were actually going to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1980642724853477680) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-21T14:29Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Melbourne's hipster culture evokes The Soup Nazi episode of Seinfeld: fragile pretension fear relief. One will be mocked derided subject to Byzantine ritual in order to procure a latte but the embittered milk amalgam is worth the trial and citizens know that our frontline of baristas trouncing all-comers on the world stage objectively demonstrates the same. The most amusing local comedy I've seen is a bicycle store - let's say an inner-city suburb . (monks and stream crossings) . with a five thousand dollar Wega taking up a third of the tabletop (half of one side of the tabletopped enclosure)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1980993400058023968) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-22T13:43Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"I suppose the implied narrative concerning Luigi Mangione - for instance a recent article in The Post - is that the killing of Brian Thompson was an attempt to restore an empowered heteronormative self-concept following its insult: being attacked by a marauding band of transwomen ('ladyboys' in local parlance). Weasel News goes one better in my opinion (Luigi had deliberately travelled to a location "where women hikers are not allowed"): the 'kathoey to misogynist' superhighway. However if as reported he had chronic brain fog for fifteen years and a back injury that neither medicine nor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/danieljohnclark/status/1981056962830925987) [@danieljohnclark](/creator/x/danieljohnclark) 2025-10-22T17:56Z XXX followers, XX engagements