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# ![@xHaustedOfStats Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1481734040990666753.png) @xHaustedOfStats Blue no matter who

Blue no matter who posts on X about money, dems, twitter, madrid the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::1481734040990666753/interactions)
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- [--] Week [------] +36%
- [--] Month [-------] +599%
- [--] Months [-------] +1,586%
- [--] Year [-------] -75%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1481734040990666753/posts_active)
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### Followers: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1481734040990666753/followers)
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- [--] Week [-----] +0.77%
- [--] Month [-----] +1.10%
- [--] Months [-----] +1.10%
- [--] Year [-----] +2.10%

### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::1481734040990666753/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  [countries](/list/countries)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [premier league](/list/premier-league)  [us election](/list/us-election)  [la liga](/list/la-liga)  [musicians](/list/musicians) 

**Social topic influence**
[money](/topic/money), [dems](/topic/dems) #1253, [twitter](/topic/twitter), [madrid](/topic/madrid), [in the](/topic/in-the), [real madrid](/topic/real-madrid), [manchester united](/topic/manchester-united), [if you](/topic/if-you), [bayern](/topic/bayern), [liga](/topic/liga)

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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**Top assets mentioned**
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"He is genuinely [----] times better than everyone in his cult Tears Found an old hard drive and there's a folder full of Cruyff quotes😭😭😭😭 Tears Found an old hard drive and there's a folder full of Cruyff quotes😭😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1516453795793817602)  2022-04-19T16:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@TheChelseaWay @CFCDaily Okay. At what point do you figure about this apparent lack of preparedness Will this also apply to your [---] mil Enzo Fernandez justification soon enough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1610300511856758784)  2023-01-03T15:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"6 years and counting on Math Stack Exchange. [--] years ago we met on @StackOverflow now Im happy to announce that were engaged https://t.co/N8AvJds8yg [--] years ago we met on @StackOverflow now Im happy to announce that were engaged https://t.co/N8AvJds8yg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1628277268463366145)  2023-02-22T06:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"People telling me that getting personally groomed multiple times a week from Lippi Ancelotti Capello and Deschamps for [--] years is less relevant than spending a few years in lower divisions in Sweden"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1629375824897114112)  2023-02-25T07:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Messi vs Ronaldo in Saudi Arabia in their mid-30s The public beheading shall be televised. 🚨 Understand Al Hilal sent an official bid to Leo Messi: salary worth more than 400m/year. Leos absolute priority: continue in Europe. Barcelona waiting on FFP to send bid and open talks. PSG bid not accepted at this stage as Messi wanted sporting guarantees. https://t.co/FVTDGs4eQV 🚨 Understand Al Hilal sent an official bid to Leo Messi: salary worth more than 400m/year. Leos absolute priority: continue in Europe. Barcelona waiting on FFP to send bid and open talks. PSG bid not accepted at this stage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1643326712254730241)  2023-04-04T18:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@mozarros1 Sure I am just suggesting that the narrative was that "things were fine and Poch crashed with bad coaching or whatever as this chart suggests" but clearly things were not fine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1644395738951188481)  2023-04-07T17:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Elon please stop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1677284233700859904)  2023-07-07T11:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I can smell De Gea to Aston Villa for some reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1678458313548374016)  2023-07-10T17:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@TheChelseaTalk Havertz J5 Odegaard games would be so funny Shame Rice has played 100% of his games [--] seasons straight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1678689797790117893)  2023-07-11T09:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SebC__ It was probably not just Tuchel's fault though It was an unprepared window and we were scrambling"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1678720248432971779)  2023-07-11T10:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SebC__ There's the obvious excuse though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1678721462151299075)  2023-07-11T11:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@MikeRaps2 @SebC__ I think the low priority signings were a mix of bad planning by Tuchel and the board making a statement that they are ready to spend big"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1678728939714523137)  2023-07-11T11:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"What did we do wrong Was it more than just Tuchel pushing him out If Boehly actually proposed something like [--] mil + Cucurella this is understandable "Levi to Liverpool" . Colwill: "No football talk man" 👀 https://t.co/fNiiAIRkAX "Levi to Liverpool" . Colwill: "No football talk man" 👀 https://t.co/fNiiAIRkAX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1678808102421028864)  2023-07-11T16:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"How does one watch MUFC preseason matches"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1679132167635345409)  2023-07-12T14:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Shaw is snatching those setpieces off him as soon as he gets in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1679154659334950913)  2023-07-12T16:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Another take that'll get me crucified here - Hazard wasn't "let down" by Chelsea. Building around him *was the problem*. The moments that Chelsea fans obsess over happened because he had utility players around him. Put Ziyech/Pulisic across him and you'll see his production half"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1680276473150869506)  2023-07-15T19:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@_Asznee @tedtodorovic He can probably cover more come on Rice is more of a screener"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1680896684711370752)  2023-07-17T11:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The funniest thing about the Barbie-Oppenheimer thing is that there'll be millions of braindead right-wing lot vouching for Oppenheimer as the "anti-woke" option only for it to be the most based anti-fascist piece of media to hit western cinemas since the WW2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1681341788370649089)  2023-07-20T01:26Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"@mick_deery Lobbing a cross into his own net next"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1687799711514624000)  2023-08-05T12:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ajaybose23 This is the best formation for him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1690318496624758785)  2023-08-12T11:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"First time in [--] years where I don't have an agenda against any starter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1690733374116122624)  2023-08-13T14:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"People blaming Gallagher rather than Disasi-Colwill is peak shiny new toy syndrome"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1690752828204093441)  2023-08-13T15:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@CallumCFC_ Brazy Chilly assist Lobbed into the [--] yrd box using his head"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1690761414850273280)  2023-08-13T16:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Ic3Evaa He literally can. Have you seen him pass The variety is incredible from dead ball and open play. And he can shoot. In fact he is the quintessential "box to box" player in the Premier League"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1690812548369498112)  2023-08-13T19:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This De Gea overcorrection was so funny because we literally saw Ole consistently play top 4-5 highest line in the league with him. Now an apparently 'superior coach' has taken over got slapped early on and then they're "forced" to play a deeper line than Dyche's Everton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1691172897522380801)  2023-08-14T19:40Z [----] followers, 12.9K engagements


"Why aren't they chanting "Imagine Felix freed from the shackles of Simeone's terrorism Fire Emoji Fire Emoji Fire Emoji""  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1691261020918988801)  2023-08-15T01:30Z [----] followers, 28.6K engagements


"Ridiculous that it never fails regardless of how specific you get"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1691264312482893824)  2023-08-15T01:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"It's quite funny how "We just hate X. Not all academy players. Y is a great prospect and he signed an extension" always turns into "We just hate Y. Not all academy players. Z is a great prospect and just signed an extension". Usually takes a season or two. Took [--] weeks now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1692052884790133238)  2023-08-17T05:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Kinda funny that the man behind Brighton's scouting system stole this player from a club that's trying to emulate Brighton's scouting system"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1692130447461941722)  2023-08-17T11:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Ash_BlueForever Letting Ashworth do his thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1692130855622164538)  2023-08-17T11:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Not a single tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1692584911595581576)  2023-08-18T17:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Who'll be the new scapegoat when they switch to the deepest line of the league again I reckon Varane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1692970858652877151)  2023-08-19T18:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Bruno/Rashford/AWB is the litmus test for United fans these days. If you think that somehow getting rid of them solves the problem you don't get it. And you won't get it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1693090442596753812)  2023-08-20T02:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This "Chilwell plays because he is the VC" thing is quite disingenuous. It's obviously the other way round. Chilwell wasn't made VC four years ago by Lampard. He was made the VC by Poch [--] weeks ago which implies that Poch sees him as an important part of his core"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1693278222278938725)  2023-08-20T15:06Z [----] followers, 16.3K engagements


""We need fans on our side" for the fifth consecutive job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1693306929588683251)  2023-08-20T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"You don't pay [---] mil for young players. You pay [---] mil for good players"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1693312350688817497)  2023-08-20T17:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"PewDiePie's South Park cameo happened right around my peak edgy teen era. So nothing comes close to me. What is your favorite tv guest appearance ever https://t.co/G9DEAksBpU What is your favorite tv guest appearance ever https://t.co/G9DEAksBpU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1694124759628263552)  2023-08-22T23:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"People demand PL football pundits to "be more serious" but this happens everytime someone attempts to do it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1694794297193775446)  2023-08-24T19:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"More *actual* alpha male tips from xHaustedofStats - Get inspiration from FT and control the "because of" and "despite of" narratives in complex situations. You'll always benefit from it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1694939183129719001)  2023-08-25T05:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"One day we will all collectively have a grown up conversation about how this was actually good goalkeeping"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1695439618722689446)  2023-08-26T14:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The NBC commentary is incredible for this game. "I've been told that De Zerbi is into a certain style of football. Well David Moyes is into substance" 😭❤😭❤😭❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1695494882842837197)  2023-08-26T17:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Shove it up your arse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1695508404490428903)  2023-08-26T18:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@P4UT0RRES No Read my main tweet It's almost never about exposure. Do you think there's no football exposure in this country The coach still had to beg the government on Twitter to let them go to Asian Games"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1696043071853543733)  2023-08-28T06:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@HoldDatMate A few Asian teams already play in Europe. We literally had a European final in Baku"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1696057367270445479)  2023-08-28T07:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"This is what I was talking about with these guys. It's never the fault of the actual decision making body. It's always about certain targeted individuals. Two academy sales away from claiming that it's actually Marina's fault now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1697701383984587027)  2023-09-01T20:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Rossi16_ @Ic3Evaa Not that aware of the Martin era but was fairly involved for 2018/19. I feel like there's a trade off for relegated teams where you need a balance between long term plans and immediate promotion efforts. Immediate promotion ensures that there is a financial net if you fail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1697951404982218828)  2023-09-02T12:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Rossi16_ @Ic3Evaa 2018/19 felt obsessed with the former with no real desperation to get promoted which is typical for Potter. Cooper understood this trade-off better Even if some of his solutions were extremely shortterm you got extremely close to promotion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1697952054512075236)  2023-09-02T12:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"How is Man United "passing network😍😍😍😍😍" Twitter doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1698440721550688715)  2023-09-03T20:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I thought this was a Chelsea fan until I saw Klopp lol Funny how Sancho has scored against all big clubs somehow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1698444175841091699)  2023-09-03T21:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@_JustHereinit @mozarros1 What country Parth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1699074097475719276)  2023-09-05T14:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Fuck [----] [----] was the real deal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1699101876296294853)  2023-09-05T16:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"They think we'll be pissed about the lack of Gabriel Jesus regens😭 Good to know. Doesn't much much but still quite reassuring Good to know. Doesn't much much but still quite reassuring"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1699542571603624285)  2023-09-06T21:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The trend was always "women leaking dms of men who were acting weird/sigma in public domain". Doesn't discredit shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1699764565062398028)  2023-09-07T12:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Conor Enzo Chilly Sterling"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1700963575815180375)  2023-09-10T20:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"NIC JACKSON HAS A BIGGER XG UNDERPERFORMANCE IN [--] GAMES THAN TAMMY HAD IN [--] SEASON. NOT PERCENTAGE UNDERPERFORMANCE RAW UNDERPERFORMANCE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1701015057709367467)  2023-09-10T23:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Lahm is not the greatest fullback of all time for the same reason why Neuer is not the greatest GK of all time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1701289722717331704)  2023-09-11T17:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"It's a simple contraposition really. The conditions that make Neuer the GOAT GK also make Allisson a better GK than him. Similarly you can argue that Ramos was a better fucking fuckball by that logic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1701290462638756262)  2023-09-11T17:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If you know the proof to the fact that a irrational raised to the power of an irrational can be rational this will make a lot more sense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1701292870718673346)  2023-09-11T17:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Ash_BlueForever Not sure if that's enough Both of them are the easiest AFC/AFCON should get some of their spots"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1701787120862441935)  2023-09-13T02:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Ash_BlueForever Did not realize that CONCACAF have [--] countries 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1701789819855048931)  2023-09-13T02:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"2020/21 Tuchel footy was the platonic ideal of Chelsea football idc 45-55% possession super direct viz-a-viz big clubs fairly patient viz-a-viz easier opposition great performances from everyone on the pitch and YET a lot of opportunity for individual brilliance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1702774384421728761)  2023-09-15T20:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Ten Hairs freed from the shackles of David De Gea 🥶🥶🥶"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1703069642107838923)  2023-09-16T15:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I can bet on La Liga having Subway Surfers/Minecraft gameplay on the screen before [----] La Liga visuals are incredible the production value is so much better than the PL wtf La Liga visuals are incredible the production value is so much better than the PL wtf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1703137212638879995)  2023-09-16T20:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Fuck real life finance we need a mandatory class on how anecdotes works. Cole Palmer would've NOT Cole Palmer did. The first is an assertion the second is just an observation. He did it ONCE out of 100s of possible attempts that you didn't observe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1703422214270333375)  2023-09-17T14:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@11Marcc And people genuinely pretended that Rangnick was a world class manager after a month of Rangnick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1703535624127455544)  2023-09-17T22:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I don't have a lot of problems with the fanaticism around franchise sports. What pisses me off is the attempt to make football more like them. We're seeing an increasing number of forced NBA-NFL analogies and "X would've worked out in the PL if there was *insert NFL concept*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1703621640003768525)  2023-09-18T04:07Z [----] followers, 18.1K engagements


"And btw 2022/23 Marcus Rashford holds the record for the most non-pen match winning goals in a season EVER"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1704213678709522689)  2023-09-19T19:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"He deadarse tweeted this when they were top of the table and I haven't seen anything on Ten Hag from his side of Twitter EVER"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1704649897679396964)  2023-09-21T00:13Z [----] followers, 24.9K engagements


"Steve Cooper is another example of this. We've seen his England teams play incredibly pleasing footy but look at his club record. [--] seasons in a row he pragmatized the shit of his squads to overperform into the playoffs and then safety. All at some personal expense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1704676168450904109)  2023-09-21T01:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I'll never have any sympathy for nationalism within privileged communities. Never. Be Scottish or Catalonian or Basque or Khalistani or Texan or Quebec. They always have problematic rightwing undertones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1705077088426848621)  2023-09-22T04:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I think West Ham's European title should be snatched away from them and given to Brighton instead because of their excellent ownership. Club football doesn't do enough for clubs that love to sign wifi passwords instead of James Ward Prowse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1705375694061277394)  2023-09-23T00:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"IF MAN CITY'S COACHING PROJECT IS SO GOOD WHY ARE THEIR BEST ACADEMY PLAYERS OF THE DECADE A MIDFIELDER WHO CAN'T PLAY IN THE MIDFIELD AND A WINGER WHO CAN'T PLAY ON THE WINGS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1705480023455432799)  2023-09-23T07:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Chelsea have always needed a project to get from top [--] to title challenge but not to get into top [--]. We deadarse got into top [--] with Frank Lampard in a transfer ban after losing the man who contributed to 50% of our goals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1705958905929404597)  2023-09-24T14:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""As a manager or as a sporting director" Yes. Bring immediately https://t.co/PVQIA7sv0Z Bring immediately https://t.co/PVQIA7sv0Z"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1706106190839624152)  2023-09-25T00:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Chilwell deadarse got death threats all season for doing the exact same move"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1706110293716156583)  2023-09-25T00:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Will Russell Martin manage Chelsea Football Club before 2028"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1706113292823871648)  2023-09-25T01:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Wtf is this No it's not. There was informed anti-Nazi sentiment in the West before they took any sort of land Something equivalent to the battle of Cable Street happened in every Western country *much* before [----]. France USA Canada. Brazil Belgium you name it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1706420195038769518)  2023-09-25T21:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@htifc How did a virgin get into their biggest game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1706421345926455729)  2023-09-25T21:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Can't wait until Taylor Swift moved onto Anthony Gordon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1707025219368423441)  2023-09-27T13:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"If Ole said it the entirety of Data Twitter would've been in the quotes with their stupid vizzes with pointless trendlines and obvious correlations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1707826139845005323)  2023-09-29T18:34Z [----] followers, 10.7K engagements


"@Morfiasco As an honest Man Utd fan In all my years as football and Man Utd fan I've never seen a coach tactically better than Ten Hag and I think he's the best coach we ever have had. Back him and trust the process. We can still do this We are Manchester United #TenHagIn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1708464722046062598)  2023-10-01T12:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"AC Milan had zero shots on target in both semifinals against Inter btw "Carryjob""  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1709334398951162303)  2023-10-03T22:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"It worked out well but kinda nuts how Frank got sacked despite being in the top [--] for like 90% of his tenure and progressing in the UCL both times. I still think that Tuchel's availability was the biggest factor behind the sack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1709338117210096090)  2023-10-03T22:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@nuejaebs We were class tbf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1709345151875735685)  2023-10-03T23:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"RB's multi-club model doesn't dominate football City Group does. City Group officially believes that they'll possibly be net profitable by 2035(25 years). Is a franchise-sports investment company ready for a buy-in of billions of dollars until around 2048"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1709602934529331726)  2023-10-04T16:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@HUGOHJWONG How In a multi-club model I want us to be Man City. Not RB Leipzig"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1709605567415664855)  2023-10-04T16:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@HUGOHJWONG Again is "elite scouting and development" trophies now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1709607718435070220)  2023-10-04T16:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@HUGOHJWONG They are "developing" these players because they don't care for footballing consequences. Why is Man City or Bayern's or Real Madrid's average age always 26-27 rather than bunch of "elite" [--] year olds Because they care about results"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1709608749751550316)  2023-10-04T16:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Did not consider the valuation aspect but I think it's fair to say that Chelsea's valuation is close to saturation given that Glazers failed to find a party that could match their valuation. RB's multi-club model doesn't dominate football City Group does. City Group officially believes that they'll possibly be net profitable by 2035(25 years). Is a franchise-sports investment company ready for a buy-in of billions of dollars until around [----] RB's multi-club model doesn't dominate football City Group does. City Group officially believes that they'll possibly be net profitable by 2035(25"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1709615604779376686)  2023-10-04T17:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Do people even remember the state of the teams we faced in 20/21 Both the Madrid teams with [--] billion injuries combined and *barely* making it past Porto. No Rodri in the final cherry on the cake. [----] was prime Bayern prime Barcelona and peak Cavani-Lavezzi-Hamsik Napoli"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1709978486172000690)  2023-10-05T17:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"CorSport trash but PSG loading👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1710429344051368282)  2023-10-06T22:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"West Ham summer opinions were hilarious"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1711022438329278516)  2023-10-08T14:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Oh This is the Russell Martin stan Adds up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1711022585092231472)  2023-10-08T14:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Yep. Absolutely despise the chess and "film" analogies. Unless you see retakes on the football field after the referee says "Action" or if you see bishops slipping on a chessboard the analogies do not war"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1711086772703158622)  2023-10-08T18:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@SebC__ @MikeRaps2 Kovacic stills fouls tbf Reckon he missed the tactical part as usual"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1711098253171724798)  2023-10-08T19:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"It's literally one Google search away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1711108118275383602)  2023-10-08T19:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"And the Conte era"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1711154144449376542)  2023-10-08T22:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Elon has truly ruined this app. Can't find one serious news report on Gaza. Just blue ticks chatting shit out of their arse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1711184112705274058)  2023-10-09T00:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"DOING THIS AS A TEENAGER IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE BUT NO NATURAL TALENT APPARENTLY JUST UNDERSTOOD PEP'S TACTICAL INSTRUCTIONS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1711239547856527491)  2023-10-09T04:37Z [----] followers, 436.5K engagements


"How out-of-touch or how young do you have to be to say that Sterling is not naturally talented His 2013/14 was on-par with Hazard in terms of creativity and on-ball skills while being four years younger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1711243328258183585)  2023-10-09T04:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"PEP IS THE FIRST MANAGER IN THE WORLD TO INVENT A FUCKING TIME MACHINE TO TEACH STERLING FOOTBALL IN 2015"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1711243777002627582)  2023-10-09T04:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Just to clarify - This is a part of my post-modern bit. When hipsters tell you that this guy is all vibes and no tactics don't fight it. Embrace it. Yes they are vibes. And vibes are doing better than your fav manager's 2-3-5 big brain inversions all over the pitch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1711254352990548265)  2023-10-09T05:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"PL started the "big money" era and is still at the top of it because they've kept a finger at the pulse of the fan interest. La Liga have been doing ✨cinematics✨ for about [--] years now and have only fallen behind because they missed the point and are still missing it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1711298975133831517)  2023-10-09T08:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Michael Oliver literally did you a favour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1711453297133883412)  2023-10-09T18:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"A lot of stupid Drogba-Lampard-Terry discourse happens because most non-Chelsea fans and some Chelsea fans have got [----] old core as "prime" in their head which is plain stupid. Drogba wasn't a fucking target man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1712167443336991074)  2023-10-11T18:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Just me or it's one of the most memorable Chelsea games of all time Matic's strike Hazard's magic for the winner Zouma's reaction Lampard being a shithouse as a pundit. Love this game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1712932758027214931)  2023-10-13T20:46Z [----] followers, 20.3K engagements


"Only club itw where these 'leaks' happen when they are top of the table lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1712959970776367485)  2023-10-13T22:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The amount of misinformation PL website stats have created"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1713938792304857138)  2023-10-16T15:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@mozarros1 @GoretzkaSZN - "Western morality evolves and you still endorse it" "Curious" - No vaguely liberal western state is demanding "One colour for all". Certainly not France or Germany"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1713960413216280638)  2023-10-16T16:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@11Marcc Islamophobic jingoist government Historically India has been anti-Israel aggression just like much of the non-aligned movement members"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1713966908054126766)  2023-10-16T17:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@VampireCfc @carefreejake_ Not for me Exit is really important to me and Hazard's exit stinks. If he loves Real Madrid so much maybe he can be a Real Madrid legend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1713970814507208783)  2023-10-16T17:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"He is pissing me off He thinks he is from Germany Kenya and Switzerland"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1714040306545361140)  2023-10-16T22:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""I AM FROM GERMANY KENYA AND SWITZERLAND""  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1714044441160192114)  2023-10-16T22:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"All-timer season getting ruined as soon as Nkunku-Lavia return"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1715462949874041284)  2023-10-20T20:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@deacs1905 @TrashTweetsOnIy Yeah we got Mudryk-Nkunku-Sterling and [--] of Enzo-Caicedo-Lavia as guaranteed starters. Only way to survive here is to get goals and push the strikers out of the team"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1715464627289530806)  2023-10-20T20:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""Muh free speech cancel culture bad" Twitter have flipped so hard lol Ian Hislop is a Hamas-loving Corbynite now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1715510309241119146)  2023-10-20T23:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"FT presser - "De Zerbi incredible manager" "Brighton what a team" "Super competitive game""  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1715735472830333101)  2023-10-21T14:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Free-flowing Newcastle footy whenever Longstaff plays over Tonali"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1715742719601934578)  2023-10-21T14:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@KalabhargavC Russell Martin manages Southampton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1715753704354115593)  2023-10-21T15:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Fucking Ryan Fraser"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1715759886552768542)  2023-10-21T16:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Afghanistan really reminds me of Kenya 2003"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1716497682322067591)  2023-10-23T16:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""Amad Pellistri and Donny""  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1716552652614508686)  2023-10-23T20:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"No they won't"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1716554440923103739)  2023-10-23T20:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Yeah they have accepted that they are mediocre lol Spurs finishing above them lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1716595157322072298)  2023-10-23T23:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"India loses to SA/NZ in the semis and SA/NZ bend over against Australia in the final. I've seen this movie before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1716804949072372004)  2023-10-24T13:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Southampton need Frank Lampard more than Frank Lampard needs Southampton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1717272765072322745)  2023-10-25T20:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Wayne Rooney welcome to the Championship"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1717275406565355959)  2023-10-25T20:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"THAT IS NOT JOEY BARTON"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1717276428775911765)  2023-10-25T20:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Literally every Chelsea midfielder is having an incredible season but it won't be acknowledged until Nic Jackson learns football"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1717627567476183469)  2023-10-26T19:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My boomer bit is to never take electronics into the shower/rain/water regardless of the IP rating. Removing my watch is the first thing I do before walking in rain with or without an umbrella"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1717661055097180458)  2023-10-26T21:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Ro16 exit against Sociedad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1718387807176052740)  2023-10-28T22:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"He forgot to mention that he tried playing that and got smashed by Graham Potter at Old Trafford followed by the biggest ever loss to Brentford since the interwar days in Gameweek [--] and Gameweek [--] respectively"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1718975753004482764)  2023-10-30T12:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""Go watch franchise sports" has leaped past "support local" as a rebuttal for these guys. Can't call me xenophobic now can you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1719002628930040117)  2023-10-30T14:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Pogba and Maguire on there is insane. Troll Football influence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1719745099259633899)  2023-11-01T15:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@TheChelseaTalk As a mandatory troubleshooter and as a voluntary assistant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1719758259492372498)  2023-11-01T16:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"That Onana action goes into "De Gea can't control his box" fail comps btw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1719819149868675129)  2023-11-01T20:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@liquidatorr_ It's Ruben and James"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1720106554014196022)  2023-11-02T15:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Neymar theme park movie vs Muller pure cinema"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1720443099934015604)  2023-11-03T14:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Hilarious that tapping up ruled just died [--] years ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1720444199416266896)  2023-11-03T14:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This happened for Lampard vs Tuchel too. These guys(Conn-Piss and co) ridiculed fans for being emotional when Lampard was sacked because "standards" but the tables swiftly turned when Tuchel was sacked. Morons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1720457765854835105)  2023-11-03T15:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I can't believe they are doing this unironically"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1720980908830855302)  2023-11-05T01:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Teams that win more don't win more because they have a better field tilt or because they have more possession. Teams that win more happen to have better players and better players happen to do better with the ball(and without the ball)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1720982178413101416)  2023-11-05T01:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"No successful Mourinho team has seen 50%(I want to say 55% but not sure if it's true) possession on average. 2014/15 was the most transition-dependent PL win ever and you'll see Chelsea players topping all sorts of touches and passes stats. Good players are good at football"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1720988226058408376)  2023-11-05T02:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This isn't violence. White Europeans won't get this. What Bruno G did is classic symbolism from the favelas. It means - Hoe5 where is your Brazil call-up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1721489868625220096)  2023-11-06T11:29Z [----] followers, 15K engagements


"It has barely been a year since the Tuchel-Conte thing. Incredible fixture"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1721635239624159648)  2023-11-06T21:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"CUCURELLA HAD STERLING NEXT TO HIM. THAT'S ONE THING STERLING DOES WELL. LET HIM DO IT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1721643475676827881)  2023-11-06T21:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@cfcdom_ @SebC__ That's a huge sample size Didn't score out of an xG of *checks notes* 1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1721644617764835429)  2023-11-06T21:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Maddison is the only midfielder in the league with more assists than Gallagher"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1721651166537277740)  2023-11-06T22:09Z [----] followers, 15.9K engagements


"Gallagher created [--] chances in this game. As many as Mudryk Palmer Jackson James Cucurella Gusto and Enzo combined"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1721652769679884701)  2023-11-06T22:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The funny thing is Havertz can probably still get a move to Bayern or something. Mount is off to Palace if this doesn't work out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1722389656237388246)  2023-11-08T23:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This is a real argument against the broken education system. Not all that "my credit score sucks I can't do taxes" nonsense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1724512424714265078)  2023-11-14T19:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Rahul isn't even bothered to take singles Feels like one of those innings where players decide to "go big" after [--] balls and then get out on the 75th"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1726183501324525584)  2023-11-19T10:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I have supported most ICTs that were worth supporting. This one wasn't. Hasn't been one for 6-7 years. You can be losers or you can be pricks. But not simultaneously. ICT has been that for the last few years with their sledging and mankading thing and the pointless aggression"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1726493849604817159)  2023-11-20T06:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Australia got away with aggression because they were winners. No one likes pricks who lose and then seek the moral high ground/"better team" arguments. As a neutral there is no better feeling in sports than watching the supremacists get humiliated"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1726494695055130857)  2023-11-20T06:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@MEM9HISDE9AY Don't really like Real Madrid but they were winners. They aren't even supremacists"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1726499321615708176)  2023-11-20T07:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Yeah this isn't even debatable. The biggest reason why people try to be like Ronaldo than Messi is because it's not physically possible to be like Messi. The main reason might be Messi's unique bodyshape but the discourse on the ethics of growth hormone is independent to this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1726613937867935843)  2023-11-20T14:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Growth hormone/fitness regime discourse will only answer why Messi/Ronaldo is the better player. It shouldn't change your "Who is the better player" answer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1726614978705424386)  2023-11-20T14:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@__AAA__0 Yeah that's what I am saying. People who say "Ronaldo is better because Messi took growth hormones" are delusional"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1726616420191277112)  2023-11-20T15:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"High REF low Greens is such a dangerous scenario for Labour. Gives a false sense of security that probably doesn't exist. Late surge by Greens/late UKIP-Brexit crash has been the deciding factor in every UK election since 2010"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1726734921333403746)  2023-11-20T22:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If a 2019-esque Tory-Reform coalition happens that's another Tory-DUP minority government"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1726735281800258028)  2023-11-20T22:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"And if Labour doesn't fix up on Palestine soon enough there'll be Galloway shenanigans as well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1726735682452758589)  2023-11-20T22:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Antisemitic microaggresion idc Anyone who has been on this app for the last year knows how this happened. Elon saw the revenue tumbling and winged a last-second solution which is of course crap. Pretending that this is a part of a planned mechanism is antisemitism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1727885991921230187)  2023-11-24T03:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Deetah71 Who was responsible Manager playing the most expansive Chelsea in the history of football Also Lampard literally mentioned that these players weren't conditioned to play in the Premier League by the time he arrived. The management ignored the fitness side of things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1728162663555871145)  2023-11-24T21:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Deetah71 @MikeRaps2 No Reece had one injury under Lampard. He had more issues that didn't turn into injuries. Idk how you define a tackle but it was a contact injury"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1728172228951638190)  2023-11-24T22:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Like I can run all my favourite agendas today but I won't. We lost a game that we weren't supposed to win. It's fine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1728466420168638485)  2023-11-25T17:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If we make a percentile chart amongst Chelsea fans for "trusting the process" I've probably moved up a lot after the Newcastle game. Really don't know what warranted the overreaction that the Bournemouth/Forest games didn't"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1729716554013589963)  2023-11-29T04:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Deetah71 Even his Real Madrid numbers are better than Iniesta's"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1730483626330959895)  2023-12-01T07:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""They think it's FIFA" is an outdated insult. "They think it's FM" is so much more appropriate for modern FT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1731126512655511747)  2023-12-03T01:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Ik this isn't serious but Hazard's most iconic solo goal is literally a rebound from a West Ham player"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1731186453051215936)  2023-12-03T05:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@KR_Olawuyi @joeladejola Yeah mate Barca sacked [--] managers because they stuck with Messi Pedro"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1731304500953022592)  2023-12-03T13:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@liquidatorr_ Not on the bench"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1731335688669302839)  2023-12-03T15:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Or idk it's almost like they replaced Gundogan with Kovacic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1731389831681310991)  2023-12-03T19:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@PerestroikaCFC It was always American right Their model was always to buyout the good journalists and create a monopoly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1732096827493630320)  2023-12-05T17:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Pesky wokes trying to cancel something cool again😡😡😡😡"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1732221632909807905)  2023-12-06T02:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@futurasfree based tbh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1732480046881771924)  2023-12-06T19:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Give it Lampard until the end of 2025"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1732521632059535579)  2023-12-06T22:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Calemberg_ Liverpool probs Or that Brighton game by Potter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1732526421799567821)  2023-12-06T22:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Calemberg_ Oh All Pep games Then it's Real Madrid lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1732526584886677972)  2023-12-06T22:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@11Marcc @Calemberg_ Real Madrid at Barca then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1732527593126007128)  2023-12-06T22:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"My three favourite Chelsea managers of all time are unemployed. It's time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1732532893124104356)  2023-12-06T22:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@TrashTweetsOnIy @CFCDaily Man City played [--] today Two back to back set piece goals will always be lucky"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1732533068215267584)  2023-12-06T22:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"There is a reason why Real Madrid never goes for Poch even tho every Twitter journalist pretends he is the #1 option. He has been groomed at clubs where short term problems have zero consequences. Real Madrid is not that club and neither is Chelsea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1732536512300937554)  2023-12-06T23:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@DanZaddy One google search away from knowing they were unbeaten at home for [--] months. Not exactly [--] home wins in a row but [--] games in a row with [--] wins and [--] draws"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1732794126431646181)  2023-12-07T16:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Frank184035 yeah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1732806094127263867)  2023-12-07T16:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@J97_V3 What currency"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1733144081604231327)  2023-12-08T15:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"As long as he wins with 40% possession all season idc. It's like Simeone coming to the Prem and winning it. La Liga Twitter can't take any credit until it's Setein winning [---] points here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1733553610733023245)  2023-12-09T18:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I HAD TO LIVE THROUGH THE IMMIGRATION PROCESS TO INDIA AS A TEENAGER AFTER MY DAD KILLED HIMSELF AND IT'S STILL A NEW LOW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1733878626146292102)  2023-12-10T15:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"AND TACTICOS CAN TRY TO ESCAPE THIS ALL THEY WANT THIS IS WHAT THEY DREAM OF. SACKING TUCHEL FOR POTTER HIGH VOLUME SQUAD TURNOVERS "DATA DRIVEN" SIGNINGS [--] BILLION TECHNICAL DIRECTORS BIG MONEY ON NON PREMIER LEAGUE PROVEN PLAYERS AND BRIGHTON PLAYERS. OWN UP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1733901406552080871)  2023-12-10T17:28Z [----] followers, 19.9K engagements


"@htifc THEY ARE NOT THE BEST CLUBS IN THE WORLD LIVERPOOL HAD A [--] YEARS IN FOOTBALL GUY IN CHARGE OF ANALYSIS BRIGHTON IS LITERALLY MONEY TO THE TOP(OR THE MIDTABLE) AND BRENTFORD SACKED THEIR DATA GUYS IN FAVOUR OF TRADITIONAL SCOUTS AND ANALYSTS WHEN THEY GOT STUCK IN CHAMPIONSHIP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1733905578538201334)  2023-12-10T17:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@PPetrov_FR Thank christ for that 😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1733908788174844232)  2023-12-10T17:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Analyzing the circle to decide if you want to claim you know TV on the Radio from FIFA or Breaking Bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1734054319681401266)  2023-12-11T03:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Replace him with Onana and I'll never bitch about this decision ever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1734263853809123515)  2023-12-11T17:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@SebC__ I haven't really seen him play but I have an aversion to Bundesliga players(more like Bundesliga numbers). He'll probably have an impact but mainly by kicking Palmer out of the XI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1734374729933361295)  2023-12-12T00:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SebC__ I really can't say I genuinely can't watch Bundesliga and La Liga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1734375254447751679)  2023-12-12T00:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"THE FT tricotomy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1734734292020850826)  2023-12-13T00:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"At the risk of sounding like a Corbynite I'd say that this is a part of a bigger neoliberal problem. Criticism of Qatar is Islamophobic criticism of Hillary is misogynistic criticism of Caitlyn Jenner is transphobic while the actual discriminated groups are ignored"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1734790986499244095)  2023-12-13T04:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Don't think 5th place will ever be a problem because non-UCL PL teams will always do well. Surely it's safe to say that at least three of West Ham Liverpool Brighton and Aston Villa will reach their semis That's enough statpadding to be the second best at least"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xHaustedOfStats/status/1734795387632845205)  2023-12-13T04:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

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Blue no matter who posts on X about money, dems, twitter, madrid the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social Influence

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Social topic influence money, dems #1253, twitter, madrid, in the, real madrid, manchester united, if you, bayern, liga

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @polltracker2024 @linkofsunshine @sebc @htifc @drewsav @trashbaby40k @umichvoter @admcrlsn @walterpols @trashtweetsoniy @lxeagle17 @thechelseatalk @aaa0 @mihirpvt @staceyabenstein @spicy1812 @littlekeegs0 @mikeraps2 @michiganstan25 @electionsjoe

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Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"He is genuinely [----] times better than everyone in his cult Tears Found an old hard drive and there's a folder full of Cruyff quotes😭😭😭😭 Tears Found an old hard drive and there's a folder full of Cruyff quotes😭😭😭😭"
X Link 2022-04-19T16:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@TheChelseaWay @CFCDaily Okay. At what point do you figure about this apparent lack of preparedness Will this also apply to your [---] mil Enzo Fernandez justification soon enough"
X Link 2023-01-03T15:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"6 years and counting on Math Stack Exchange. [--] years ago we met on @StackOverflow now Im happy to announce that were engaged https://t.co/N8AvJds8yg [--] years ago we met on @StackOverflow now Im happy to announce that were engaged https://t.co/N8AvJds8yg"
X Link 2023-02-22T06:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"People telling me that getting personally groomed multiple times a week from Lippi Ancelotti Capello and Deschamps for [--] years is less relevant than spending a few years in lower divisions in Sweden"
X Link 2023-02-25T07:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Messi vs Ronaldo in Saudi Arabia in their mid-30s The public beheading shall be televised. 🚨 Understand Al Hilal sent an official bid to Leo Messi: salary worth more than 400m/year. Leos absolute priority: continue in Europe. Barcelona waiting on FFP to send bid and open talks. PSG bid not accepted at this stage as Messi wanted sporting guarantees. https://t.co/FVTDGs4eQV 🚨 Understand Al Hilal sent an official bid to Leo Messi: salary worth more than 400m/year. Leos absolute priority: continue in Europe. Barcelona waiting on FFP to send bid and open talks. PSG bid not accepted at this stage"
X Link 2023-04-04T18:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@mozarros1 Sure I am just suggesting that the narrative was that "things were fine and Poch crashed with bad coaching or whatever as this chart suggests" but clearly things were not fine"
X Link 2023-04-07T17:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Elon please stop"
X Link 2023-07-07T11:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I can smell De Gea to Aston Villa for some reason"
X Link 2023-07-10T17:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@TheChelseaTalk Havertz J5 Odegaard games would be so funny Shame Rice has played 100% of his games [--] seasons straight"
X Link 2023-07-11T09:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@SebC__ It was probably not just Tuchel's fault though It was an unprepared window and we were scrambling"
X Link 2023-07-11T10:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@SebC__ There's the obvious excuse though"
X Link 2023-07-11T11:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@MikeRaps2 @SebC__ I think the low priority signings were a mix of bad planning by Tuchel and the board making a statement that they are ready to spend big"
X Link 2023-07-11T11:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"What did we do wrong Was it more than just Tuchel pushing him out If Boehly actually proposed something like [--] mil + Cucurella this is understandable "Levi to Liverpool" . Colwill: "No football talk man" 👀 https://t.co/fNiiAIRkAX "Levi to Liverpool" . Colwill: "No football talk man" 👀 https://t.co/fNiiAIRkAX"
X Link 2023-07-11T16:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"How does one watch MUFC preseason matches"
X Link 2023-07-12T14:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Shaw is snatching those setpieces off him as soon as he gets in"
X Link 2023-07-12T16:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Another take that'll get me crucified here - Hazard wasn't "let down" by Chelsea. Building around him was the problem. The moments that Chelsea fans obsess over happened because he had utility players around him. Put Ziyech/Pulisic across him and you'll see his production half"
X Link 2023-07-15T19:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@_Asznee @tedtodorovic He can probably cover more come on Rice is more of a screener"
X Link 2023-07-17T11:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"The funniest thing about the Barbie-Oppenheimer thing is that there'll be millions of braindead right-wing lot vouching for Oppenheimer as the "anti-woke" option only for it to be the most based anti-fascist piece of media to hit western cinemas since the WW2"
X Link 2023-07-20T01:26Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"@mick_deery Lobbing a cross into his own net next"
X Link 2023-08-05T12:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@ajaybose23 This is the best formation for him"
X Link 2023-08-12T11:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"First time in [--] years where I don't have an agenda against any starter"
X Link 2023-08-13T14:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"People blaming Gallagher rather than Disasi-Colwill is peak shiny new toy syndrome"
X Link 2023-08-13T15:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@CallumCFC_ Brazy Chilly assist Lobbed into the [--] yrd box using his head"
X Link 2023-08-13T16:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@Ic3Evaa He literally can. Have you seen him pass The variety is incredible from dead ball and open play. And he can shoot. In fact he is the quintessential "box to box" player in the Premier League"
X Link 2023-08-13T19:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"This De Gea overcorrection was so funny because we literally saw Ole consistently play top 4-5 highest line in the league with him. Now an apparently 'superior coach' has taken over got slapped early on and then they're "forced" to play a deeper line than Dyche's Everton"
X Link 2023-08-14T19:40Z [----] followers, 12.9K engagements

"Why aren't they chanting "Imagine Felix freed from the shackles of Simeone's terrorism Fire Emoji Fire Emoji Fire Emoji""
X Link 2023-08-15T01:30Z [----] followers, 28.6K engagements

"Ridiculous that it never fails regardless of how specific you get"
X Link 2023-08-15T01:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"It's quite funny how "We just hate X. Not all academy players. Y is a great prospect and he signed an extension" always turns into "We just hate Y. Not all academy players. Z is a great prospect and just signed an extension". Usually takes a season or two. Took [--] weeks now"
X Link 2023-08-17T05:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Kinda funny that the man behind Brighton's scouting system stole this player from a club that's trying to emulate Brighton's scouting system"
X Link 2023-08-17T11:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Ash_BlueForever Letting Ashworth do his thing"
X Link 2023-08-17T11:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Not a single tweet"
X Link 2023-08-18T17:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Who'll be the new scapegoat when they switch to the deepest line of the league again I reckon Varane"
X Link 2023-08-19T18:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Bruno/Rashford/AWB is the litmus test for United fans these days. If you think that somehow getting rid of them solves the problem you don't get it. And you won't get it"
X Link 2023-08-20T02:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"This "Chilwell plays because he is the VC" thing is quite disingenuous. It's obviously the other way round. Chilwell wasn't made VC four years ago by Lampard. He was made the VC by Poch [--] weeks ago which implies that Poch sees him as an important part of his core"
X Link 2023-08-20T15:06Z [----] followers, 16.3K engagements

""We need fans on our side" for the fifth consecutive job"
X Link 2023-08-20T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"You don't pay [---] mil for young players. You pay [---] mil for good players"
X Link 2023-08-20T17:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"PewDiePie's South Park cameo happened right around my peak edgy teen era. So nothing comes close to me. What is your favorite tv guest appearance ever https://t.co/G9DEAksBpU What is your favorite tv guest appearance ever https://t.co/G9DEAksBpU"
X Link 2023-08-22T23:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"People demand PL football pundits to "be more serious" but this happens everytime someone attempts to do it"
X Link 2023-08-24T19:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"More actual alpha male tips from xHaustedofStats - Get inspiration from FT and control the "because of" and "despite of" narratives in complex situations. You'll always benefit from it"
X Link 2023-08-25T05:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"One day we will all collectively have a grown up conversation about how this was actually good goalkeeping"
X Link 2023-08-26T14:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"The NBC commentary is incredible for this game. "I've been told that De Zerbi is into a certain style of football. Well David Moyes is into substance" 😭❤😭❤😭❤"
X Link 2023-08-26T17:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Shove it up your arse"
X Link 2023-08-26T18:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@P4UT0RRES No Read my main tweet It's almost never about exposure. Do you think there's no football exposure in this country The coach still had to beg the government on Twitter to let them go to Asian Games"
X Link 2023-08-28T06:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@HoldDatMate A few Asian teams already play in Europe. We literally had a European final in Baku"
X Link 2023-08-28T07:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"This is what I was talking about with these guys. It's never the fault of the actual decision making body. It's always about certain targeted individuals. Two academy sales away from claiming that it's actually Marina's fault now"
X Link 2023-09-01T20:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Rossi16_ @Ic3Evaa Not that aware of the Martin era but was fairly involved for 2018/19. I feel like there's a trade off for relegated teams where you need a balance between long term plans and immediate promotion efforts. Immediate promotion ensures that there is a financial net if you fail"
X Link 2023-09-02T12:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@Rossi16_ @Ic3Evaa 2018/19 felt obsessed with the former with no real desperation to get promoted which is typical for Potter. Cooper understood this trade-off better Even if some of his solutions were extremely shortterm you got extremely close to promotion"
X Link 2023-09-02T12:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"How is Man United "passing network😍😍😍😍😍" Twitter doing"
X Link 2023-09-03T20:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I thought this was a Chelsea fan until I saw Klopp lol Funny how Sancho has scored against all big clubs somehow"
X Link 2023-09-03T21:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@_JustHereinit @mozarros1 What country Parth"
X Link 2023-09-05T14:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Fuck [----] [----] was the real deal"
X Link 2023-09-05T16:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"They think we'll be pissed about the lack of Gabriel Jesus regens😭 Good to know. Doesn't much much but still quite reassuring Good to know. Doesn't much much but still quite reassuring"
X Link 2023-09-06T21:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"The trend was always "women leaking dms of men who were acting weird/sigma in public domain". Doesn't discredit shit"
X Link 2023-09-07T12:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Conor Enzo Chilly Sterling"
X Link 2023-09-10T20:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"NIC JACKSON HAS A BIGGER XG UNDERPERFORMANCE IN [--] GAMES THAN TAMMY HAD IN [--] SEASON. NOT PERCENTAGE UNDERPERFORMANCE RAW UNDERPERFORMANCE"
X Link 2023-09-10T23:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Lahm is not the greatest fullback of all time for the same reason why Neuer is not the greatest GK of all time"
X Link 2023-09-11T17:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"It's a simple contraposition really. The conditions that make Neuer the GOAT GK also make Allisson a better GK than him. Similarly you can argue that Ramos was a better fucking fuckball by that logic"
X Link 2023-09-11T17:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"If you know the proof to the fact that a irrational raised to the power of an irrational can be rational this will make a lot more sense"
X Link 2023-09-11T17:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Ash_BlueForever Not sure if that's enough Both of them are the easiest AFC/AFCON should get some of their spots"
X Link 2023-09-13T02:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@Ash_BlueForever Did not realize that CONCACAF have [--] countries 😭"
X Link 2023-09-13T02:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"2020/21 Tuchel footy was the platonic ideal of Chelsea football idc 45-55% possession super direct viz-a-viz big clubs fairly patient viz-a-viz easier opposition great performances from everyone on the pitch and YET a lot of opportunity for individual brilliance"
X Link 2023-09-15T20:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Ten Hairs freed from the shackles of David De Gea 🥶🥶🥶"
X Link 2023-09-16T15:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I can bet on La Liga having Subway Surfers/Minecraft gameplay on the screen before [----] La Liga visuals are incredible the production value is so much better than the PL wtf La Liga visuals are incredible the production value is so much better than the PL wtf"
X Link 2023-09-16T20:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Fuck real life finance we need a mandatory class on how anecdotes works. Cole Palmer would've NOT Cole Palmer did. The first is an assertion the second is just an observation. He did it ONCE out of 100s of possible attempts that you didn't observe"
X Link 2023-09-17T14:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@11Marcc And people genuinely pretended that Rangnick was a world class manager after a month of Rangnick"
X Link 2023-09-17T22:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I don't have a lot of problems with the fanaticism around franchise sports. What pisses me off is the attempt to make football more like them. We're seeing an increasing number of forced NBA-NFL analogies and "X would've worked out in the PL if there was insert NFL concept"
X Link 2023-09-18T04:07Z [----] followers, 18.1K engagements

"And btw 2022/23 Marcus Rashford holds the record for the most non-pen match winning goals in a season EVER"
X Link 2023-09-19T19:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"He deadarse tweeted this when they were top of the table and I haven't seen anything on Ten Hag from his side of Twitter EVER"
X Link 2023-09-21T00:13Z [----] followers, 24.9K engagements

"Steve Cooper is another example of this. We've seen his England teams play incredibly pleasing footy but look at his club record. [--] seasons in a row he pragmatized the shit of his squads to overperform into the playoffs and then safety. All at some personal expense"
X Link 2023-09-21T01:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I'll never have any sympathy for nationalism within privileged communities. Never. Be Scottish or Catalonian or Basque or Khalistani or Texan or Quebec. They always have problematic rightwing undertones"
X Link 2023-09-22T04:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I think West Ham's European title should be snatched away from them and given to Brighton instead because of their excellent ownership. Club football doesn't do enough for clubs that love to sign wifi passwords instead of James Ward Prowse"
X Link 2023-09-23T00:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"IF MAN CITY'S COACHING PROJECT IS SO GOOD WHY ARE THEIR BEST ACADEMY PLAYERS OF THE DECADE A MIDFIELDER WHO CAN'T PLAY IN THE MIDFIELD AND A WINGER WHO CAN'T PLAY ON THE WINGS"
X Link 2023-09-23T07:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Chelsea have always needed a project to get from top [--] to title challenge but not to get into top [--]. We deadarse got into top [--] with Frank Lampard in a transfer ban after losing the man who contributed to 50% of our goals"
X Link 2023-09-24T14:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""As a manager or as a sporting director" Yes. Bring immediately https://t.co/PVQIA7sv0Z Bring immediately https://t.co/PVQIA7sv0Z"
X Link 2023-09-25T00:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Chilwell deadarse got death threats all season for doing the exact same move"
X Link 2023-09-25T00:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Will Russell Martin manage Chelsea Football Club before 2028"
X Link 2023-09-25T01:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Wtf is this No it's not. There was informed anti-Nazi sentiment in the West before they took any sort of land Something equivalent to the battle of Cable Street happened in every Western country much before [----]. France USA Canada. Brazil Belgium you name it"
X Link 2023-09-25T21:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@htifc How did a virgin get into their biggest game"
X Link 2023-09-25T21:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Can't wait until Taylor Swift moved onto Anthony Gordon"
X Link 2023-09-27T13:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"If Ole said it the entirety of Data Twitter would've been in the quotes with their stupid vizzes with pointless trendlines and obvious correlations"
X Link 2023-09-29T18:34Z [----] followers, 10.7K engagements

"@Morfiasco As an honest Man Utd fan In all my years as football and Man Utd fan I've never seen a coach tactically better than Ten Hag and I think he's the best coach we ever have had. Back him and trust the process. We can still do this We are Manchester United #TenHagIn"
X Link 2023-10-01T12:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"AC Milan had zero shots on target in both semifinals against Inter btw "Carryjob""
X Link 2023-10-03T22:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"It worked out well but kinda nuts how Frank got sacked despite being in the top [--] for like 90% of his tenure and progressing in the UCL both times. I still think that Tuchel's availability was the biggest factor behind the sack"
X Link 2023-10-03T22:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@nuejaebs We were class tbf"
X Link 2023-10-03T23:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"RB's multi-club model doesn't dominate football City Group does. City Group officially believes that they'll possibly be net profitable by 2035(25 years). Is a franchise-sports investment company ready for a buy-in of billions of dollars until around 2048"
X Link 2023-10-04T16:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@HUGOHJWONG How In a multi-club model I want us to be Man City. Not RB Leipzig"
X Link 2023-10-04T16:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@HUGOHJWONG Again is "elite scouting and development" trophies now"
X Link 2023-10-04T16:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@HUGOHJWONG They are "developing" these players because they don't care for footballing consequences. Why is Man City or Bayern's or Real Madrid's average age always 26-27 rather than bunch of "elite" [--] year olds Because they care about results"
X Link 2023-10-04T16:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Did not consider the valuation aspect but I think it's fair to say that Chelsea's valuation is close to saturation given that Glazers failed to find a party that could match their valuation. RB's multi-club model doesn't dominate football City Group does. City Group officially believes that they'll possibly be net profitable by 2035(25 years). Is a franchise-sports investment company ready for a buy-in of billions of dollars until around [----] RB's multi-club model doesn't dominate football City Group does. City Group officially believes that they'll possibly be net profitable by 2035(25"
X Link 2023-10-04T17:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Do people even remember the state of the teams we faced in 20/21 Both the Madrid teams with [--] billion injuries combined and barely making it past Porto. No Rodri in the final cherry on the cake. [----] was prime Bayern prime Barcelona and peak Cavani-Lavezzi-Hamsik Napoli"
X Link 2023-10-05T17:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"CorSport trash but PSG loading👍"
X Link 2023-10-06T22:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"West Ham summer opinions were hilarious"
X Link 2023-10-08T14:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Oh This is the Russell Martin stan Adds up"
X Link 2023-10-08T14:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Yep. Absolutely despise the chess and "film" analogies. Unless you see retakes on the football field after the referee says "Action" or if you see bishops slipping on a chessboard the analogies do not war"
X Link 2023-10-08T18:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@SebC__ @MikeRaps2 Kovacic stills fouls tbf Reckon he missed the tactical part as usual"
X Link 2023-10-08T19:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"It's literally one Google search away"
X Link 2023-10-08T19:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"And the Conte era"
X Link 2023-10-08T22:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Elon has truly ruined this app. Can't find one serious news report on Gaza. Just blue ticks chatting shit out of their arse"
X Link 2023-10-09T00:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"DOING THIS AS A TEENAGER IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE BUT NO NATURAL TALENT APPARENTLY JUST UNDERSTOOD PEP'S TACTICAL INSTRUCTIONS"
X Link 2023-10-09T04:37Z [----] followers, 436.5K engagements

"How out-of-touch or how young do you have to be to say that Sterling is not naturally talented His 2013/14 was on-par with Hazard in terms of creativity and on-ball skills while being four years younger"
X Link 2023-10-09T04:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"PEP IS THE FIRST MANAGER IN THE WORLD TO INVENT A FUCKING TIME MACHINE TO TEACH STERLING FOOTBALL IN 2015"
X Link 2023-10-09T04:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Just to clarify - This is a part of my post-modern bit. When hipsters tell you that this guy is all vibes and no tactics don't fight it. Embrace it. Yes they are vibes. And vibes are doing better than your fav manager's 2-3-5 big brain inversions all over the pitch"
X Link 2023-10-09T05:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"PL started the "big money" era and is still at the top of it because they've kept a finger at the pulse of the fan interest. La Liga have been doing ✨cinematics✨ for about [--] years now and have only fallen behind because they missed the point and are still missing it"
X Link 2023-10-09T08:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Michael Oliver literally did you a favour"
X Link 2023-10-09T18:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"A lot of stupid Drogba-Lampard-Terry discourse happens because most non-Chelsea fans and some Chelsea fans have got [----] old core as "prime" in their head which is plain stupid. Drogba wasn't a fucking target man"
X Link 2023-10-11T18:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Just me or it's one of the most memorable Chelsea games of all time Matic's strike Hazard's magic for the winner Zouma's reaction Lampard being a shithouse as a pundit. Love this game"
X Link 2023-10-13T20:46Z [----] followers, 20.3K engagements

"Only club itw where these 'leaks' happen when they are top of the table lol"
X Link 2023-10-13T22:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"The amount of misinformation PL website stats have created"
X Link 2023-10-16T15:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@mozarros1 @GoretzkaSZN - "Western morality evolves and you still endorse it" "Curious" - No vaguely liberal western state is demanding "One colour for all". Certainly not France or Germany"
X Link 2023-10-16T16:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@11Marcc Islamophobic jingoist government Historically India has been anti-Israel aggression just like much of the non-aligned movement members"
X Link 2023-10-16T17:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@VampireCfc @carefreejake_ Not for me Exit is really important to me and Hazard's exit stinks. If he loves Real Madrid so much maybe he can be a Real Madrid legend"
X Link 2023-10-16T17:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"He is pissing me off He thinks he is from Germany Kenya and Switzerland"
X Link 2023-10-16T22:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""I AM FROM GERMANY KENYA AND SWITZERLAND""
X Link 2023-10-16T22:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"All-timer season getting ruined as soon as Nkunku-Lavia return"
X Link 2023-10-20T20:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@deacs1905 @TrashTweetsOnIy Yeah we got Mudryk-Nkunku-Sterling and [--] of Enzo-Caicedo-Lavia as guaranteed starters. Only way to survive here is to get goals and push the strikers out of the team"
X Link 2023-10-20T20:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""Muh free speech cancel culture bad" Twitter have flipped so hard lol Ian Hislop is a Hamas-loving Corbynite now"
X Link 2023-10-20T23:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"FT presser - "De Zerbi incredible manager" "Brighton what a team" "Super competitive game""
X Link 2023-10-21T14:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Free-flowing Newcastle footy whenever Longstaff plays over Tonali"
X Link 2023-10-21T14:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@KalabhargavC Russell Martin manages Southampton"
X Link 2023-10-21T15:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Fucking Ryan Fraser"
X Link 2023-10-21T16:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Afghanistan really reminds me of Kenya 2003"
X Link 2023-10-23T16:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""Amad Pellistri and Donny""
X Link 2023-10-23T20:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"No they won't"
X Link 2023-10-23T20:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Yeah they have accepted that they are mediocre lol Spurs finishing above them lol"
X Link 2023-10-23T23:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"India loses to SA/NZ in the semis and SA/NZ bend over against Australia in the final. I've seen this movie before"
X Link 2023-10-24T13:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Southampton need Frank Lampard more than Frank Lampard needs Southampton"
X Link 2023-10-25T20:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Wayne Rooney welcome to the Championship"
X Link 2023-10-25T20:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"THAT IS NOT JOEY BARTON"
X Link 2023-10-25T20:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Literally every Chelsea midfielder is having an incredible season but it won't be acknowledged until Nic Jackson learns football"
X Link 2023-10-26T19:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"My boomer bit is to never take electronics into the shower/rain/water regardless of the IP rating. Removing my watch is the first thing I do before walking in rain with or without an umbrella"
X Link 2023-10-26T21:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Ro16 exit against Sociedad"
X Link 2023-10-28T22:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"He forgot to mention that he tried playing that and got smashed by Graham Potter at Old Trafford followed by the biggest ever loss to Brentford since the interwar days in Gameweek [--] and Gameweek [--] respectively"
X Link 2023-10-30T12:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""Go watch franchise sports" has leaped past "support local" as a rebuttal for these guys. Can't call me xenophobic now can you"
X Link 2023-10-30T14:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Pogba and Maguire on there is insane. Troll Football influence"
X Link 2023-11-01T15:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@TheChelseaTalk As a mandatory troubleshooter and as a voluntary assistant"
X Link 2023-11-01T16:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"That Onana action goes into "De Gea can't control his box" fail comps btw"
X Link 2023-11-01T20:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@liquidatorr_ It's Ruben and James"
X Link 2023-11-02T15:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Neymar theme park movie vs Muller pure cinema"
X Link 2023-11-03T14:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Hilarious that tapping up ruled just died [--] years ago"
X Link 2023-11-03T14:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"This happened for Lampard vs Tuchel too. These guys(Conn-Piss and co) ridiculed fans for being emotional when Lampard was sacked because "standards" but the tables swiftly turned when Tuchel was sacked. Morons"
X Link 2023-11-03T15:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I can't believe they are doing this unironically"
X Link 2023-11-05T01:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Teams that win more don't win more because they have a better field tilt or because they have more possession. Teams that win more happen to have better players and better players happen to do better with the ball(and without the ball)"
X Link 2023-11-05T01:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"No successful Mourinho team has seen 50%(I want to say 55% but not sure if it's true) possession on average. 2014/15 was the most transition-dependent PL win ever and you'll see Chelsea players topping all sorts of touches and passes stats. Good players are good at football"
X Link 2023-11-05T02:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"This isn't violence. White Europeans won't get this. What Bruno G did is classic symbolism from the favelas. It means - Hoe5 where is your Brazil call-up"
X Link 2023-11-06T11:29Z [----] followers, 15K engagements

"It has barely been a year since the Tuchel-Conte thing. Incredible fixture"
X Link 2023-11-06T21:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"CUCURELLA HAD STERLING NEXT TO HIM. THAT'S ONE THING STERLING DOES WELL. LET HIM DO IT"
X Link 2023-11-06T21:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@cfcdom_ @SebC__ That's a huge sample size Didn't score out of an xG of checks notes 1"
X Link 2023-11-06T21:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Maddison is the only midfielder in the league with more assists than Gallagher"
X Link 2023-11-06T22:09Z [----] followers, 15.9K engagements

"Gallagher created [--] chances in this game. As many as Mudryk Palmer Jackson James Cucurella Gusto and Enzo combined"
X Link 2023-11-06T22:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"The funny thing is Havertz can probably still get a move to Bayern or something. Mount is off to Palace if this doesn't work out"
X Link 2023-11-08T23:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"This is a real argument against the broken education system. Not all that "my credit score sucks I can't do taxes" nonsense"
X Link 2023-11-14T19:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Rahul isn't even bothered to take singles Feels like one of those innings where players decide to "go big" after [--] balls and then get out on the 75th"
X Link 2023-11-19T10:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I have supported most ICTs that were worth supporting. This one wasn't. Hasn't been one for 6-7 years. You can be losers or you can be pricks. But not simultaneously. ICT has been that for the last few years with their sledging and mankading thing and the pointless aggression"
X Link 2023-11-20T06:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Australia got away with aggression because they were winners. No one likes pricks who lose and then seek the moral high ground/"better team" arguments. As a neutral there is no better feeling in sports than watching the supremacists get humiliated"
X Link 2023-11-20T06:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@MEM9HISDE9AY Don't really like Real Madrid but they were winners. They aren't even supremacists"
X Link 2023-11-20T07:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Yeah this isn't even debatable. The biggest reason why people try to be like Ronaldo than Messi is because it's not physically possible to be like Messi. The main reason might be Messi's unique bodyshape but the discourse on the ethics of growth hormone is independent to this"
X Link 2023-11-20T14:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Growth hormone/fitness regime discourse will only answer why Messi/Ronaldo is the better player. It shouldn't change your "Who is the better player" answer"
X Link 2023-11-20T14:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@__AAA__0 Yeah that's what I am saying. People who say "Ronaldo is better because Messi took growth hormones" are delusional"
X Link 2023-11-20T15:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"High REF low Greens is such a dangerous scenario for Labour. Gives a false sense of security that probably doesn't exist. Late surge by Greens/late UKIP-Brexit crash has been the deciding factor in every UK election since 2010"
X Link 2023-11-20T22:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"If a 2019-esque Tory-Reform coalition happens that's another Tory-DUP minority government"
X Link 2023-11-20T22:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"And if Labour doesn't fix up on Palestine soon enough there'll be Galloway shenanigans as well"
X Link 2023-11-20T22:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Antisemitic microaggresion idc Anyone who has been on this app for the last year knows how this happened. Elon saw the revenue tumbling and winged a last-second solution which is of course crap. Pretending that this is a part of a planned mechanism is antisemitism"
X Link 2023-11-24T03:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Deetah71 Who was responsible Manager playing the most expansive Chelsea in the history of football Also Lampard literally mentioned that these players weren't conditioned to play in the Premier League by the time he arrived. The management ignored the fitness side of things"
X Link 2023-11-24T21:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@Deetah71 @MikeRaps2 No Reece had one injury under Lampard. He had more issues that didn't turn into injuries. Idk how you define a tackle but it was a contact injury"
X Link 2023-11-24T22:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Like I can run all my favourite agendas today but I won't. We lost a game that we weren't supposed to win. It's fine"
X Link 2023-11-25T17:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"If we make a percentile chart amongst Chelsea fans for "trusting the process" I've probably moved up a lot after the Newcastle game. Really don't know what warranted the overreaction that the Bournemouth/Forest games didn't"
X Link 2023-11-29T04:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Deetah71 Even his Real Madrid numbers are better than Iniesta's"
X Link 2023-12-01T07:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""They think it's FIFA" is an outdated insult. "They think it's FM" is so much more appropriate for modern FT"
X Link 2023-12-03T01:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Ik this isn't serious but Hazard's most iconic solo goal is literally a rebound from a West Ham player"
X Link 2023-12-03T05:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@KR_Olawuyi @joeladejola Yeah mate Barca sacked [--] managers because they stuck with Messi Pedro"
X Link 2023-12-03T13:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@liquidatorr_ Not on the bench"
X Link 2023-12-03T15:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Or idk it's almost like they replaced Gundogan with Kovacic"
X Link 2023-12-03T19:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@PerestroikaCFC It was always American right Their model was always to buyout the good journalists and create a monopoly"
X Link 2023-12-05T17:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Pesky wokes trying to cancel something cool again😡😡😡😡"
X Link 2023-12-06T02:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@futurasfree based tbh"
X Link 2023-12-06T19:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Give it Lampard until the end of 2025"
X Link 2023-12-06T22:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Calemberg_ Liverpool probs Or that Brighton game by Potter"
X Link 2023-12-06T22:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@Calemberg_ Oh All Pep games Then it's Real Madrid lol"
X Link 2023-12-06T22:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@11Marcc @Calemberg_ Real Madrid at Barca then"
X Link 2023-12-06T22:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"My three favourite Chelsea managers of all time are unemployed. It's time"
X Link 2023-12-06T22:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@TrashTweetsOnIy @CFCDaily Man City played [--] today Two back to back set piece goals will always be lucky"
X Link 2023-12-06T22:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"There is a reason why Real Madrid never goes for Poch even tho every Twitter journalist pretends he is the #1 option. He has been groomed at clubs where short term problems have zero consequences. Real Madrid is not that club and neither is Chelsea"
X Link 2023-12-06T23:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@DanZaddy One google search away from knowing they were unbeaten at home for [--] months. Not exactly [--] home wins in a row but [--] games in a row with [--] wins and [--] draws"
X Link 2023-12-07T16:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@Frank184035 yeah"
X Link 2023-12-07T16:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@J97_V3 What currency"
X Link 2023-12-08T15:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"As long as he wins with 40% possession all season idc. It's like Simeone coming to the Prem and winning it. La Liga Twitter can't take any credit until it's Setein winning [---] points here"
X Link 2023-12-09T18:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I HAD TO LIVE THROUGH THE IMMIGRATION PROCESS TO INDIA AS A TEENAGER AFTER MY DAD KILLED HIMSELF AND IT'S STILL A NEW LOW"
X Link 2023-12-10T15:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"AND TACTICOS CAN TRY TO ESCAPE THIS ALL THEY WANT THIS IS WHAT THEY DREAM OF. SACKING TUCHEL FOR POTTER HIGH VOLUME SQUAD TURNOVERS "DATA DRIVEN" SIGNINGS [--] BILLION TECHNICAL DIRECTORS BIG MONEY ON NON PREMIER LEAGUE PROVEN PLAYERS AND BRIGHTON PLAYERS. OWN UP"
X Link 2023-12-10T17:28Z [----] followers, 19.9K engagements

"@htifc THEY ARE NOT THE BEST CLUBS IN THE WORLD LIVERPOOL HAD A [--] YEARS IN FOOTBALL GUY IN CHARGE OF ANALYSIS BRIGHTON IS LITERALLY MONEY TO THE TOP(OR THE MIDTABLE) AND BRENTFORD SACKED THEIR DATA GUYS IN FAVOUR OF TRADITIONAL SCOUTS AND ANALYSTS WHEN THEY GOT STUCK IN CHAMPIONSHIP"
X Link 2023-12-10T17:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@PPetrov_FR Thank christ for that 😭😭"
X Link 2023-12-10T17:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Analyzing the circle to decide if you want to claim you know TV on the Radio from FIFA or Breaking Bad"
X Link 2023-12-11T03:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Replace him with Onana and I'll never bitch about this decision ever"
X Link 2023-12-11T17:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@SebC__ I haven't really seen him play but I have an aversion to Bundesliga players(more like Bundesliga numbers). He'll probably have an impact but mainly by kicking Palmer out of the XI"
X Link 2023-12-12T00:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@SebC__ I really can't say I genuinely can't watch Bundesliga and La Liga"
X Link 2023-12-12T00:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"THE FT tricotomy"
X Link 2023-12-13T00:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"At the risk of sounding like a Corbynite I'd say that this is a part of a bigger neoliberal problem. Criticism of Qatar is Islamophobic criticism of Hillary is misogynistic criticism of Caitlyn Jenner is transphobic while the actual discriminated groups are ignored"
X Link 2023-12-13T04:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Don't think 5th place will ever be a problem because non-UCL PL teams will always do well. Surely it's safe to say that at least three of West Ham Liverpool Brighton and Aston Villa will reach their semis That's enough statpadding to be the second best at least"
X Link 2023-12-13T04:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

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