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# ![@wrappedaroundme Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1552467149247188994.png) @wrappedaroundme moni

moni posts on X about in the, taylor swift, albania, the most the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1552467149247188994/interactions)
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- [--] Month [---------] -45%
- [--] Months [-----------] +412%
- [--] Year [-----------] +5,845%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1552467149247188994/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [--] +43%
- [--] Month [--] -11%
- [--] Months [---] +71%
- [--] Year [---] +155%

### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1552467149247188994/followers)
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- [--] Week [-----] +0.26%
- [--] Month [-----] +0.79%
- [--] Months [-----] +23%
- [--] Year [-----] +384%

### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1552467149247188994/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [countries](/list/countries)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  [finance](/list/finance)  [us election](/list/us-election) 

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the), [taylor swift](/topic/taylor-swift), [albania](/topic/albania), [the most](/topic/the-most), [see the](/topic/see-the), [eric](/topic/eric), [white](/topic/white), [louvre](/topic/louvre), [to the](/topic/to-the), [this is](/topic/this-is)

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@thejapannews](/creator/undefined) [@lethalluz](/creator/undefined) [@jordane2233](/creator/undefined) [@kieranbaalbaki](/creator/undefined) [@we1tgeist](/creator/undefined) [@feralphunter](/creator/undefined) [@dsonoiki](/creator/undefined) [@izzitrin](/creator/undefined) [@destroyer18787](/creator/undefined) [@iamstilicho](/creator/undefined) [@tkatpeace](/creator/undefined) [@thatsenoughbabe](/creator/undefined) [@ajthetexan](/creator/undefined) [@tw1nkd3str0yer](/creator/undefined) [@annmanov](/creator/undefined) [@insomniblvck](/creator/undefined) [@electionlegal](/creator/undefined) [@laurenposting](/creator/undefined) [@paulskallas](/creator/undefined) [@itsgoingaway](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/$spot) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/uber) [April (APRIL)](/topic/april)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Me changing my Spotify location to Burlington Vermont so the bad bitches will give me a chance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1730017285853556867)  2023-11-30T00:13Z [---] followers, 26.5K engagements


"*occupy Wall Street voice* I am the twenty one percent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1730430141229048152)  2023-12-01T03:34Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"I think Ryan Hansen could play a good desantis someday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1730701245956960510)  2023-12-01T21:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Doing CBT and listening to Taylor swift callw that the Tortured Penis Department"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1756021845243936967)  2024-02-09T18:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Jury duty. Happy valentines day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1757970851658403959)  2024-02-15T03:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Joni back on Spotify when I needed her the most.she knows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1770960057896673651)  2024-03-21T23:45Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Just gave a completely fake life story to the uber driver who was hitting on me. This is like heroin to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1803965734373986493)  2024-06-21T01:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"My most fucked up trait is that I dont own a bookshelf so I just keep all of my books in dresser drawers like this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1804878419789758653)  2024-06-23T14:05Z [----] followers, 4.5M engagements


"I only date Albanians (everyone I have ever dated became spiritually Albanian through osmosis. you are welcome) Imagine how the marketing team focus grouped these choices https://t.co/Z532yoqqin Imagine how the marketing team focus grouped these choices https://t.co/Z532yoqqin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1809208059299807523)  2024-07-05T12:49Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@aJTheTexan Saw this and could not guess who it was about. Opened spotify. You could have given me a million guesses and I would not have guessed that it was FJM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1818815320687091770)  2024-08-01T01:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I wish that everyone on the planet could be born on August 10th/11th like me and lolyn. So they could try one of the tres leches cupcakes I made"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1822674512703324527)  2024-08-11T16:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@TW1NKD3STR0YER I am very picky about pants and I own multiple pairs of these from Uniqlo. I fit a medium. They have other styles that seem flattering as well https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/products/E450606-000/00colorDisplayCode=09&sizeDisplayCode=003 https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/products/E450606-000/00colorDisplayCode=09&sizeDisplayCode=003"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1823683991204938185)  2024-08-14T11:32Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Jokingly told my mom that I was going to get lip filler for cheap in Albania and she said first thing you should get is ass reduction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1825917602528378949)  2024-08-20T15:27Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Ethically-sourced Balkan gf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1827511461540773899)  2024-08-25T01:01Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Sorry to keep albania posting but can u blame me for this one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1827511548639609180)  2024-08-25T01:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ann_manov they will be warriors and the type of people who will save Western civilization"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1828347024363618798)  2024-08-27T08:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@kieranbaalbaki Broken April by Ismaili kadare"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1830090657685274959)  2024-09-01T03:49Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Beautiful crazy woman I met last night gifted me a pair of sunglasses then told me [--] minutes later that she just found them on someones table. She was also inspecting other peoples abandoned glasses on the bar to see if there was anything left in there that she could drink"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1836817321224196366)  2024-09-19T17:19Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Watch your tone buddy youre speaking to the proud owner of a new pair of shoes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1837528979630170473)  2024-09-21T16:27Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"When everyone leaves the office before me its like okay. Making a couple bands by my lonely I guess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1839065003577716929)  2024-09-25T22:10Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Low quality picture of me and low quality picture of this license plate. Both very important"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1845143659160744213)  2024-10-12T16:45Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Latinos love Catholicism so much because Jesus knows something about Loving Hard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1847717429553545396)  2024-10-19T19:12Z [----] followers, 68.7K engagements


"Have you gone on your evening lindywalk yet There is beauty all around you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1851749860380414061)  2024-10-30T22:15Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements


"The only advertisements I receive these days are for online ozempic prescriptions. Ive never googled this before in my life. This was all in the span of FIVE MINUTES"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1851791440210477547)  2024-10-31T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If trump wins then were all locking in and getting into relationships. If Kamala wins then its Casual Dating Winter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1853997019586527503)  2024-11-06T03:05Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Getting on ozempic so i will become beautiful again and everyone will stop being so awful and mean to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1857497434248577363)  2024-11-15T18:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Im gonna be so pissed when this shows up on my Spotify wrapped but its truly my favorite guilty pleasure song. So hot and good and true https://open.spotify.com/track/1AJoCRk4TO9fMu4P045uLCsi=OXXjlJeCSqWnyBvo7Afsvg&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A0EiI8ylL0FmWWpgHVTsZjZ https://open.spotify.com/track/1AJoCRk4TO9fMu4P045uLCsi=OXXjlJeCSqWnyBvo7Afsvg&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A0EiI8ylL0FmWWpgHVTsZjZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1857675999359475957)  2024-11-16T06:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@insomniblvck Waitttt this came up on shuffle the other day and I was obsessed with it. Glad someone gets it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1860215339424055794)  2024-11-23T06:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Havent draftposted in a while"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1865566387508281532)  2024-12-08T01:17Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@we1tgeist Come [--] Albania"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1865855833591984545)  2024-12-08T20:27Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Nonzero chance that Luigi has been to sov house"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1866278914441482491)  2024-12-10T00:29Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"BREAKING: Through his publicly available [--] & Me profile the UnitedHealth CEO shooter can been confirmed to be of ALBANIAN origin. He is now featured on the Arbresh wiki"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1866289633354481956)  2024-12-10T01:11Z [----] followers, 2.3M engagements


"@ElectionLegal Perry abbasi Albanian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1866298790694539446)  2024-12-10T01:48Z [---] followers, 48.6K engagements


"I was born into the greatest point in human history. If I lived before the discovery of penicillin I probably would have killed myself over a UTI by the age of 21"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1866554913616019497)  2024-12-10T18:45Z [---] followers, 15.7K engagements


"Imagine clocking in for your [--] hour shift shift and the triangle shirtwaist factory and youve have a bladder infection for months. I would have killed someone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1866555177811259422)  2024-12-10T18:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Weighted blankets are insane because they appears to be one of the most dangerous objects with the potential to gigafry your brain but are exclusively used by turbonormies who want to improve their sleep quality who basically get oneshotted by the 6D Sleepytime Bear Demon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1870643493808562297)  2024-12-22T01:32Z [----] followers, 763.3K engagements


"It feels so good to let my wine relax on the couch next to me when there isnt someone in my ear telling me that the glass is in a very precarious position"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1871361324007256276)  2024-12-24T01:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@laurenposting Merry Christmas Miss Chad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1871738919337025680)  2024-12-25T02:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"dunkin is an anagram for unkind . think about that the next time you buy your coffee from that place"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1872339536472367589)  2024-12-26T17:51Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@PaulSkallas I dont think its a bad translation. Though the word complicated has its cultural baggage a more charitable interpretation would be taking the original meaning of complicated: to fold together to intertwine. Thats what happens to a man of many twists and turns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1872778074066174196)  2024-12-27T22:54Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Saw two cybertrucks seconds apart from one another this morning then saw a third while walking home from the train. Are they following me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1878181164206240060)  2025-01-11T20:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I will go to any function. Why did I pull up to a performing arts recital put on by 3rd graders from Beijing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1881541954183565477)  2025-01-21T03:18Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Am I the only one who thinks that Matty Healy looks a little bit like King Zog of Albania"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1883283557621309625)  2025-01-25T22:39Z [----] followers, 25.5K engagements


"Lets get lost tonight you could be my slapped Chris Rock tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1890440766423457812)  2025-02-14T16:39Z [----] followers, 315.5K engagements


"Smokin on that shit that made poland spring"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1894919279503405286)  2025-02-27T01:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"When I watch severance I get so turned on looking at Adam Scotts face that I start rocking back and forth like I did when I was [--] years old and discovering my body for the first time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1896027054946295896)  2025-03-02T02:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Crazy that everyone stopped doing those lookalike contests when we needed them most. I need 50-100 mousy Adam Scott lookalikes congregated in washington square park Now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1903972676839875034)  2025-03-24T00:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Just saw a glass bus stop in the fog. You could see the imprint of the last people who sat there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1904652997977682080)  2025-03-25T21:53Z [----] followers, 242.6K engagements


"Small kitten is sweet and trusts me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1908287059896254589)  2025-04-04T22:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"You gay af if u eat a protein bar named David"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1919195124292104564)  2025-05-05T00:59Z [----] followers, 7.3M engagements


"haha its crazy to see that the new pope is from your citywas just thinking about how when I speak to you it feels like I have a direct line to God. hope chicago is treating you well. miss us 3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1920591205731123613)  2025-05-08T21:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Alcoholics be like its 8am time to make myself really fun and relaxed and awesome Weed smokers be like its 8am time to make myself retarded Weed smokers be like its 8am time to make myself retarded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1920844164045865286)  2025-05-09T14:11Z [----] followers, 2.7M engagements


"Its Central Park baby"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1928914329249706148)  2025-05-31T20:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@FeralPHunter Men get laid off and immediately cope by flying out to turkey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1935150449167851786)  2025-06-18T01:39Z [----] followers, 32.1K engagements


"Do NOT try to be all free-spirited and go camping braless. I got [--] mosquito bites on my boob"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1936961205534376067)  2025-06-23T01:35Z [----] followers, 50.7K engagements


"The best thing Eric Adams can do for himself is to start is Zohran Mamdani white passing discourse right before the general election"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1939058291776094467)  2025-06-28T20:28Z [----] followers, 61.7K engagements


"Okay so apparently you are not allowed to soyface in the louvre and I was escorted out immediately after this photo was taken"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1939699451288850508)  2025-06-30T14:56Z [----] followers, 10.6M engagements


"@dsonoiki The French deserve it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1939701434469044689)  2025-06-30T15:03Z [----] followers, 923.4K engagements


"You're finally awake You hit your head pretty hard back there. Waitsoyfacing Have a Nice Life Permabanned from the Louvre What are you talking about silly Never mind all that lets go see the Mona Lisa next :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1940039161203106217)  2025-07-01T13:25Z [----] followers, 71.9K engagements


"Last night we let the Dunken Donje talk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1941523780364636554)  2025-07-05T15:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The most cartoon cat in the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1941938640319394159)  2025-07-06T19:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Havent done a good draft dump in a while"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1944163780252020891)  2025-07-12T22:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The skinny man x pawg duo has existed for centuries perhaps millennia The Apache's Supper [----] by Louis Legrand https://t.co/JKlHFitcFB The Apache's Supper [----] by Louis Legrand https://t.co/JKlHFitcFB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1945854117714284819)  2025-07-17T14:32Z [----] followers, 13.9K engagements


"When a guy buys you and your much more beautiful friend at the bar drinks thats a form of DEI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1946760225312141754)  2025-07-20T02:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I do wonder if the current Pedro Pascal smear campaign is designed to make him come out of the closet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1948871191709569027)  2025-07-25T22:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Flash floods and a Legionnaires Disease outbreak in one weekend. The [--] plagues are coming for New York City"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1951015457009328500)  2025-07-31T20:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I had to opportunity to observe the Montenegrin town of Radanovici during [--] minutes of bumper-to-bumper traffic. Limited highlights from [--] AM to 7:40 AM:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1952389223295639985)  2025-08-04T15:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Overheard in Poland: If Charles de Gaulle was alive he would be on Epsteins island"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1953148601892520163)  2025-08-06T17:38Z [----] followers, 33.3K engagements


"*to the tune of Frre Jacques* Dubai matcha Dubai matcha Labubu Labubu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1953466888958124238)  2025-08-07T14:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Its Moni Day 🎉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1954875471323070921)  2025-08-11T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Im not really tapped into sports or legal matters but I think Shohei Ohtani has done nothing wrong because I am sexually attracted to him Shohei Ohtani and his agent Nez Balelo are being sued by a Hawaii real estate investor for allegedly sabotaging a $240 million real estate project per @The_Japan_News https://t.co/U0hgSOks6k Shohei Ohtani and his agent Nez Balelo are being sued by a Hawaii real estate investor for allegedly sabotaging a $240 million real estate project per @The_Japan_News https://t.co/U0hgSOks6k"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1955495996106158436)  2025-08-13T05:05Z [----] followers, 19.1K engagements


"My boomer father getting oneshotted by fake AI-voiceover misogynistic Nietzsche quotes on YouTube shorts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1956743873864049021)  2025-08-16T15:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"One week no vape. My life is not different at all but I am significantly more bored and underwhelmed. Life feels much longer when it isnt measured between smoke breaks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1957640692442018259)  2025-08-19T03:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This is somehow the fault of Adam Friedland and Nick Mullen 🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged. https://t.co/jXOVs0DNUb 🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged. https://t.co/jXOVs0DNUb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1960436702939635804)  2025-08-26T20:18Z [----] followers, 693.2K engagements


"Whats really unbelievable to me about Ritchie Torres is that he represents the Poorest congressional district in the United States. You think he would have greater priorities than shilling for Israel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1961116794569269444)  2025-08-28T17:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@itsgoingaway Rick Ross :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1961485811536252932)  2025-08-29T17:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"It really is crazy that Bill Clinton came home to this every day and still decided to cheat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1962622161895432242)  2025-09-01T21:02Z [----] followers, 13.8K engagements


"Hate it when reddit screenshots show what they upvoted and downvoted. You need to leave a little mystery and intrigue there https://t.co/rJzfPZrMqF https://t.co/rJzfPZrMqF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1963042717400969409)  2025-09-03T00:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Why is there always fear in my eyes . I have the heart of a mouse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1964823248304329199)  2025-09-07T22:49Z [----] followers, 21.9K engagements


"@jesuslasupajew this is how i found out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1965853323107725666)  2025-09-10T19:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Theres no way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1966589960867193235)  2025-09-12T19:49Z [----] followers, 317.8K engagements


"This is a load bearing tweet for me before you have a baby you think "babies are cute" but then after you have a baby it finally sets in: that sentiment is exactly backwards. cute is baby. babies are the ultimate referent for cuteness the ur-cute against which all other cuteness is a crude facsimile. before you have a baby you think "babies are cute" but then after you have a baby it finally sets in: that sentiment is exactly backwards. cute is baby. babies are the ultimate referent for cuteness the ur-cute against which all other cuteness is a crude facsimile"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1967417670682501360)  2025-09-15T02:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Knew an italian kid who used to ram his body into glass bus stations until they shattered"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1968824337789526156)  2025-09-18T23:47Z [----] followers, 200.5K engagements


"You wont meet the love of your life on a coffee date You wont meet the love of your life on a dating app WRONG. I could meet the love of my life in Hell and still make it work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1972055144172081639)  2025-09-27T21:46Z [----] followers, 47.1K engagements


"This is bad/surveillance state/intruding Wrong. Its okay to post pictures of people in public as long as their identities are concealed and their bodies are positioned in a flattering manner as to only invite neutral/positive commentary. This is just fine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1972106950365356481)  2025-09-28T01:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Sorry to the swifties. New album is extremely bad /3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1973821438609244276)  2025-10-02T18:44Z [----] followers, 36.1K engagements


"I was so curious to find out what she wanted to ask that when I saw you cannot message this user because you are not verified I immediately shelled out $11 for premium just to reply only to find that she had blocked me and I could not message her anyway. Now Im stuck with this blue check mark for the next month. F my stupid baka life NOOO PLEASEE IM SO CURIOUS I NEED TO KNOWIm sorry I missed your message beautiful queen https://t.co/Tf1qRXUQ5A NOOO PLEASEE IM SO CURIOUS I NEED TO KNOWIm sorry I missed your message beautiful queen https://t.co/Tf1qRXUQ5A"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1978838206201122886)  2025-10-16T14:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I dont want men to go to war I want them to have cushy stable email jobs so they can be low-stress and kind and happy and they can have sex with me without experiencing a PTSD flashback when my ass claps on em too loudly men are weak now because nobodys sending them to war at this point we need a simulated war just to reboot their testosterone levels men are weak now because nobodys sending them to war at this point we need a simulated war just to reboot their testosterone levels"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1998792845709423046)  2025-12-10T16:32Z [----] followers, 802.8K engagements


"@izzitrin Inspired me to release this from the depths of my drafts If youre strong enough to go outside and smoke in weather like this you belong in the military. Put down the swishers and pick up a recruitment form If youre strong enough to go outside and smoke in weather like this you belong in the military. Put down the swishers and pick up a recruitment form"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1892051365326655855)  2025-02-19T03:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SeamusIsAwesome Heartless Kanye west its a really good one for when you cant sing but have a flair for the dramatic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1895625910449267007)  2025-03-01T00:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"My most puritan trait is that I simply cannot cannot fathom opening something at the grocery store and consuming it before paying for it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1950290597778223253)  2025-07-29T20:21Z [----] followers, 95.3K engagements


"I genuinely believe that Taylor Swift went through some Flowers for Algernon type experiment surgery which allowed her to write Folklore and Evermore and she has just been mentally deteriorating since then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1973821312599752851)  2025-10-02T18:44Z [----] followers, 546.8K engagements


"Update: Younger brother is voting for Sliwa so my dad is threatening to make him sleep in the basement. Said he would make him sleep outside if he voted for Cuomo One day Ill get my dad a Twitter account https://t.co/QnCX6GkjIP One day Ill get my dad a Twitter account https://t.co/QnCX6GkjIP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1980716938771984626)  2025-10-21T19:24Z [----] followers, 49.8K engagements


"@Max_V_S23 Real-life conversation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1980748285674684777)  2025-10-21T21:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Regarding my father: the only people Ive heard him openly praise in the past year are Mamdani Tucker Carlson my mom and George Carlin (RIP). Hes an enigma"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1980776651697930257)  2025-10-21T23:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Went out while looking extremely chopped and fat and strange tonight. Building community takes sacrifice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1981198214880460809)  2025-10-23T03:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@MKUltraMoney They are actually both nice hardworking guys who love each other and love America and love me yaaay :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1981467633712091227)  2025-10-23T21:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Is it a little too Freudian to do Sister Liesel and Zsa Zsa Korda from the Phoenician Scheme as a couples Halloween costume Yes No Yes but do it anyway Yes No Yes but do it anyway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1981900783013515652)  2025-10-25T01:49Z [----] followers, 29.3K engagements


"@lethalluz Shiseido eyelash curler saved my eastern euro eyes 🙏🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1983671177827795207)  2025-10-29T23:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"When I was younger I used to stress-eat paper napkins and I just tried it for the first time in a while and it feels soooooo good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1985918478906191935)  2025-11-05T03:53Z [----] followers, 10.5K engagements


"Eating the Skechers Gummies and sipping the Unwell Beverage. Why not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1986138259630575802)  2025-11-05T18:27Z [----] followers, 14.4K engagements


"My mayor is Muslim my bagels are Jewish my Dior is Christian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1986278418011595051)  2025-11-06T03:44Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements


"Okay well what am I supposed to do now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1986868696615109117)  2025-11-07T18:49Z [----] followers, 42.1K engagements


"My biological father post you and your celeb lookalike :-) https://t.co/mfDxgpneDI post you and your celeb lookalike :-) https://t.co/mfDxgpneDI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1987656164788908109)  2025-11-09T22:58Z [----] followers, 582.5K engagements


"Weeknight draft thoughts on Love"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1988418653994537149)  2025-11-12T01:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Regarding the first: my dad still brings this one up. Years ago I told him about a friend who loved to watch Roku city for hours and now whenever it pops up on the TV he says haha maybe your friend is watching too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1988447115320979749)  2025-11-12T03:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"In Zohrans America Im forced to construct Transgendered Balloon Arch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1989833563316130153)  2025-11-15T23:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Woke up extremely hungry with no prospect of food for the next few hours so I just went to the notes app and started writing stuff down. Theres something wrong with me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1990055389342347446)  2025-11-16T13:52Z [----] followers, 18K engagements


"I cant stop singing the AI Charlie Kirk song I feel like this I can't stop making AI frappuccinos https://t.co/RYtBx5i576 I can't stop making AI frappuccinos https://t.co/RYtBx5i576"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1991265408192561599)  2025-11-19T22:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Anyone who is stumped by mamdani and trump communicating cordially has clearly never seen the well we BOTH hate the liberal establishment and want more support for working families routine that socialist and conservative family members do when trying to get along"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1991997415076004062)  2025-11-21T22:29Z [----] followers, 243.9K engagements


"Many bad faith interpretations on this. This is not a statement about Horseshoe Theory (fake) and its not even a statement about Genuine political alignment between the two parties. This is about Social Fluency and charm ok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1992210705546691043)  2025-11-22T12:37Z [----] followers, 12K engagements


"LCD soundsystem tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1992378015901507671)  2025-11-22T23:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"All day I have recurring thoughts that I am suffering from cancer or COPD or lead poisoning or meningitis or giardia or active cardiac failure and it goes away with one glass of wine. Thats normal right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1993112688554099054)  2025-11-25T00:21Z [----] followers, 10.6K engagements


"Zero cavatappi in the store ahhhh its Thanksgiving mac and cheese time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1993729644970062317)  2025-11-26T17:12Z [----] followers, 81.1K engagements


"@professorgaysex I had to drive to Capitalist New Jersey to capture this image"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1993741206858420277)  2025-11-26T17:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"the country you screenshot is where you will get deported in [----] (part 2) https://t.co/ec4GaKxiyN the country you screenshot is where you will get deported in [----] (part 2) https://t.co/ec4GaKxiyN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1994853058103447985)  2025-11-29T19:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@nikicaga Me trying to get in with a RKS license plate and passport stamps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1994918308513227072)  2025-11-29T23:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Ohhh but men Need the danger for their high T levels you can always just do construction or demolition. Contributes to society. High risk of death and injury. Many in my family found it quite fulfilling far more fulfilling than watching their countrymen die. I HATE WAR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1998822045770272994)  2025-12-10T18:28Z [----] followers, 53.7K engagements


"Its actually a sign of great respect and honor in our culture Do you ever wanna ask someone what kind of white they are. White people is this rude Do you ever wanna ask someone what kind of white they are. White people is this rude"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1999154101095915928)  2025-12-11T16:27Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements


"RIP Pete mad men you would have loved posting I discovered this from first principles on Twitter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/1999555331773407370)  2025-12-12T19:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Renting a condo in the Dominican Republic. Why did the owner leave me this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2002014997019308343)  2025-12-19T13:55Z [----] followers, 14.5K engagements


"My vacation has come to an end"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2003168608596513069)  2025-12-22T18:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Never mind I just watched Its a Wonderful Life again. Its never kill yourself Christmas Kill myself Christmas Kill myself Christmas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2004684901753455094)  2025-12-26T22:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Wait are Albania and Kosovo are the only two European countries that still do election ink I cant find info on the others but it would be very funny if that was the case"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2005416913908982087)  2025-12-28T23:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Dipping my toes back into portraiture except I learned everything I know about art from [----] Tumblr so I am lowkey incapable of drawing white ppl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2006190746139832321)  2025-12-31T02:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Which is perfectly ok it just means my Betty Draper fanart is a little bit wasian with it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2006190748769632688)  2025-12-31T02:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Anyone who complains about teens wearing pimple patches in public doesnt remember how bad things used to be. Kids used to show up to school with giant red leaking picked-at pimples all over their faces. Now they can just put a lil healing star sticker over it Why not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2007967057321902304)  2026-01-05T00:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"They place people who look identical to your ex in the grocery store on purpose. They do it to demoralize you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2008679134180876335)  2026-01-06T23:16Z [----] followers, 25.3K engagements


"Was talking to my sister about how Ive been feeling and she said Did you know that researchers found that fish oil is just effective as lexapro in preventing mice from killing themselves I didnt even know that mice kill themselves like that. Maybe Im ignorant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2009464129074155527)  2026-01-09T03:15Z [----] followers, 590.1K engagements


"These Thanksgiving leftovers hitting rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2010511864938037411)  2026-01-12T00:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"At the Brazilian steakhouse x karaoke bar. My waitress is too busy singing Portuguese classics to take our order. My heart belongs to Newark New Jersey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2012357826245533792)  2026-01-17T02:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Chill ass uber driver listening to Sades Love Deluxe. Good omen for the weekend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2014872958334861443)  2026-01-24T01:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Beard vs no beard. DISCUSS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1939060141640585615)  2025-06-28T20:35Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements


"Im at the function saying strange and off-putting things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1992687682246644020)  2025-11-23T20:12Z [----] followers, 150.3K engagements


"Caption and entire discussion aside my god this is so romantic Candace claims Charlie Kirk was a time traveler. Shes insane Shes psychotic Correction: Charlie Kirk said he was a time traveler. https://t.co/dUkRzQ6X7A Candace claims Charlie Kirk was a time traveler. Shes insane Shes psychotic Correction: Charlie Kirk said he was a time traveler. https://t.co/dUkRzQ6X7A"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2012597235393949835)  2026-01-17T18:45Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements


"January has been dedicated to watching movies featuring Crazy Ass White Boys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2017396519498903801)  2026-01-31T00:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Im giving away my dresser so now I have nowhere to put my books. What is the best way to organize/store them and please dont say a bookshelf. My most fucked up trait is that I dont own a bookshelf so I just keep all of my books in dresser drawers like this https://t.co/wjRW2kgohn My most fucked up trait is that I dont own a bookshelf so I just keep all of my books in dresser drawers like this https://t.co/wjRW2kgohn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2020250977920774309)  2026-02-07T21:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Need Charli to tweet shes racist for saying that Im a drug addict just because Im brown and then turn off her phone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1974166944950706576)  2025-10-03T17:37Z [----] followers, 2.6M engagements


"Going out for a party in single-digit temperatures and my dad told me my brilliant father was cursed with me a stupid son and I was cursed with a daughter even stupider than me whatever that means"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2020303217603826048)  2026-02-08T01:06Z [----] followers, 85.1K engagements


"The ASU frat leader is ALBANIAN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2022705275162038631)  2026-02-14T16:11Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements


"They brought out the rose toy dessert"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wrappedaroundme/status/2022821778263797911)  2026-02-14T23:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Im at the function saying strange and off-putting things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1992687682246644020)  2025-11-23T20:12Z [----] followers, 150.3K engagements


"Okay so apparently you are not allowed to soyface in the louvre and I was escorted out immediately after this photo was taken"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1939699451288850508)  2025-06-30T14:56Z [----] followers, 10.6M engagements


"Need Charli to tweet shes racist for saying that Im a drug addict just because Im brown and then turn off her phone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1974166944950706576)  2025-10-03T17:37Z [----] followers, 2.6M engagements


"Secular version of Islamic prayer when im bored i like going in maps and staring in the direction of my long distance friends while i text them https://t.co/1z3qEXL6k5 when im bored i like going in maps and staring in the direction of my long distance friends while i text them https://t.co/1z3qEXL6k5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1959059947834286435)  2025-08-23T01:07Z [----] followers, 3.5M engagements


"when im bored i like going in maps and staring in the direction of my long distance friends while i text them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1958981437777961448)  2025-08-22T19:55Z 65K followers, 5.4M engagements


"Alcoholics be like its 8am time to make myself really fun and relaxed and awesome Weed smokers be like its 8am time to make myself retarded Weed smokers be like its 8am time to make myself retarded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1920844164045865286)  2025-05-09T14:11Z [----] followers, 2.7M engagements


"My mayor is Muslim my bagels are Jewish my Dior is Christian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1986278418011595051)  2025-11-06T03:44Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements


"@dsonoiki The French deserve it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1939701434469044689)  2025-06-30T15:03Z [----] followers, 923.4K engagements


"Weighted blankets are insane because they appears to be one of the most dangerous objects with the potential to gigafry your brain but are exclusively used by turbonormies who want to improve their sleep quality who basically get oneshotted by the 6D Sleepytime Bear Demon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1870643493808562297)  2024-12-22T01:32Z [----] followers, 763.3K engagements


"You gay af if u eat a protein bar named David"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1919195124292104564)  2025-05-05T00:59Z [----] followers, 7.3M engagements


"Just saw a glass bus stop in the fog. You could see the imprint of the last people who sat there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1904652997977682080)  2025-03-25T21:53Z [----] followers, 242.6K engagements


"I genuinely believe that Taylor Swift went through some Flowers for Algernon type experiment surgery which allowed her to write Folklore and Evermore and she has just been mentally deteriorating since then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1973821312599752851)  2025-10-02T18:44Z [----] followers, 546.8K engagements


"My most fucked up trait is that I dont own a bookshelf so I just keep all of my books in dresser drawers like this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1804878419789758653)  2024-06-23T14:05Z [----] followers, 4.5M engagements


"My biological father post you and your celeb lookalike :-) https://t.co/mfDxgpneDI post you and your celeb lookalike :-) https://t.co/mfDxgpneDI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1987656164788908109)  2025-11-09T22:58Z [----] followers, 582.5K engagements


"post you and your celeb lookalike :-)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1986122237255029026)  2025-11-05T17:23Z 12.2K followers, 241.7M engagements


"This is somehow the fault of Adam Friedland and Nick Mullen 🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged. https://t.co/jXOVs0DNUb 🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged. https://t.co/jXOVs0DNUb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1960436702939635804)  2025-08-26T20:18Z [----] followers, 693.2K engagements


"🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1960387372102590958)  2025-08-26T17:02Z 2.5M followers, 60.3M engagements


"Lets get lost tonight you could be my slapped Chris Rock tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1890440766423457812)  2025-02-14T16:39Z [----] followers, 315.5K engagements


"Drug discourse white passing biracial discourse and Taylor discourse all in one. Could keep this website going for weeks honestly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1974166987464192486)  2025-10-03T17:37Z [----] followers, 201.7K engagements


"Debate is boring asffff 🙄🙄🙄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1833698103897034922)  2024-09-11T02:44Z [----] followers, 262.9K engagements


"@lethalluz Because if you use them you have the potential to become ohhhh so sleepy so sleepwy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1870923642634477921)  2024-12-22T20:05Z [----] followers, 103.4K engagements


"BREAKING: Through his publicly available [--] & Me profile the UnitedHealth CEO shooter can been confirmed to be of ALBANIAN origin. He is now featured on the Arbresh wiki"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1866289633354481956)  2024-12-10T01:11Z [----] followers, 2.3M engagements


"Theres no way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1966589960867193235)  2025-09-12T19:49Z [----] followers, 317.8K engagements


"@we1tgeist They kicked me out then gave me the Bottled The Likes award"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1939792773781107130)  2025-06-30T21:06Z [----] followers, 652.9K engagements


"Knew an italian kid who used to ram his body into glass bus stations until they shattered"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1968824337789526156)  2025-09-18T23:47Z [----] followers, 200.5K engagements


"@glockstun Lebrongjames"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1870995077381947611)  2024-12-23T00:49Z [----] followers, 84.1K engagements


"I have been trying to protect my mothers gentle soul so whenever shes scrolling on IG reels and an AI generated video pops up Im like Wow Let me see that and I click the not interested button"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1974511499248107562)  2025-10-04T16:26Z [----] followers, 45.1K engagements


"My most puritan trait is that I simply cannot cannot fathom opening something at the grocery store and consuming it before paying for it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1950290597778223253)  2025-07-29T20:21Z [----] followers, 95.3K engagements


"@sourhoestarter Her legs are incredible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1971762301750727127)  2025-09-27T02:22Z [----] followers, 141.9K engagements


"I sleptw. [--] hours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1870643590109495524)  2024-12-22T01:32Z [----] followers, 106.3K engagements


"You wont meet the love of your life on a coffee date You wont meet the love of your life on a dating app WRONG. I could meet the love of my life in Hell and still make it work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1972055144172081639)  2025-09-27T21:46Z [----] followers, 47.1K engagements


"Charli didnt even have to tweet this herself and all of the discourse is already heremy plans are measured in hours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1974338450704015654)  2025-10-04T04:59Z [----] followers, 98.1K engagements


"Was telling my brother in law about the show Severance and told him that while at work severed workers dont know anything about who they are in real life. Then he said yeah my coworker smokes weed and hits a crack pipe before work everyday. So hes kind of severed too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1885461202748297695)  2025-01-31T22:52Z [----] followers, 41.9K engagements


"@uselessdesk @lethalluz Havig a stroke Now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1871076210446667920)  2024-12-23T06:11Z [----] followers, 28K engagements


"Latinos love Catholicism so much because Jesus knows something about Loving Hard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1847717429553545396)  2024-10-19T19:12Z [----] followers, 68.7K engagements


"Truly the nicest pictures ever taken of me. [----] Lana in a way. If I looked like this on a regular basis I would likely go insane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1951733947823473077)  2025-08-02T19:56Z [----] followers, 60.7K engagements


"You're finally awake You hit your head pretty hard back there. Waitsoyfacing Have a Nice Life Permabanned from the Louvre What are you talking about silly Never mind all that lets go see the Mona Lisa next :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1940039161203106217)  2025-07-01T13:25Z [----] followers, 71.9K engagements


"Ive already genetically engineered the person who matters most: the girl reading this :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1901292420400087510)  2025-03-16T15:20Z [----] followers, 36.7K engagements


"A hawk in the hand is worth tuah in the bush"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1826261520235548707)  2024-08-21T14:14Z [----] followers, 88.9K engagements


"Okay well what am I supposed to do now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1986868696615109117)  2025-11-07T18:49Z [----] followers, 42.1K engagements


"This hangxiety shit hits different when youre pregnant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1954259247228961261)  2025-08-09T19:11Z [----] followers, 33.8K engagements


"This year is flying by so quickly. Were only three showers away from Halloween wtf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1970944979725058189)  2025-09-24T20:14Z [----] followers, 19.7K engagements


"@sarita_ebooks U cooked here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1974341166410924139)  2025-10-04T05:09Z [----] followers, 75.5K engagements


"You stole this tweet have you considered that we somehow came up with the same idea within an hour of each other But yeah I did"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1986506542842106313)  2025-11-06T18:50Z [----] followers, 39.4K engagements


"@freemeebaebee Yes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1974235070308266272)  2025-10-03T22:08Z [----] followers, 114.2K engagements


"One glass of wine at 8:43 PM on a weeknight Thinking about everyone Ive ever known"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1973550015147811258)  2025-10-02T00:46Z [----] followers, 16.9K engagements


"Both of whom are my good friends mind you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1960436798930202990)  2025-08-26T20:18Z [----] followers, 24.8K engagements


"Nice summer insta dump gorgeous. Im not liking it but I noticed it. Just so you know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1963742408253784194)  2025-09-04T23:14Z [----] followers, 12.6K engagements


"Sorry to the swifties. New album is extremely bad /3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1973821438609244276)  2025-10-02T18:44Z [----] followers, 36.1K engagements


"@pastapilled Please god bring our family back together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1973885503121576386)  2025-10-02T22:59Z [----] followers, 18.6K engagements


"Beard vs no beard. DISCUSS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1939060141640585615)  2025-06-28T20:35Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements


"The madlad actually got to meet him. Chadified for anonymity Update: Younger brother is voting for Sliwa so my dad is threatening to make him sleep in the basement. Said he would make him sleep outside if he voted for Cuomo Update: Younger brother is voting for Sliwa so my dad is threatening to make him sleep in the basement. Said he would make him sleep outside if he voted for Cuomo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1985815419156856923)  2025-11-04T21:04Z [----] followers, 36.3K engagements

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@wrappedaroundme Avatar @wrappedaroundme moni

moni posts on X about in the, taylor swift, albania, the most the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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  • [--] Week [--] +43%
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Social Influence

Social category influence technology brands countries celebrities social networks travel destinations musicians stocks fashion brands finance us election

Social topic influence in the, taylor swift, albania, the most, see the, eric, white, louvre, to the, this is

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @thejapannews @lethalluz @jordane2233 @kieranbaalbaki @we1tgeist @feralphunter @dsonoiki @izzitrin @destroyer18787 @iamstilicho @tkatpeace @thatsenoughbabe @ajthetexan @tw1nkd3str0yer @annmanov @insomniblvck @electionlegal @laurenposting @paulskallas @itsgoingaway

Top assets mentioned Spotify Technology (SPOT) Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER) April (APRIL)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Me changing my Spotify location to Burlington Vermont so the bad bitches will give me a chance"
X Link 2023-11-30T00:13Z [---] followers, 26.5K engagements

"occupy Wall Street voice I am the twenty one percent"
X Link 2023-12-01T03:34Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"I think Ryan Hansen could play a good desantis someday"
X Link 2023-12-01T21:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"Doing CBT and listening to Taylor swift callw that the Tortured Penis Department"
X Link 2024-02-09T18:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"Jury duty. Happy valentines day"
X Link 2024-02-15T03:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"Joni back on Spotify when I needed her the most.she knows"
X Link 2024-03-21T23:45Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"Just gave a completely fake life story to the uber driver who was hitting on me. This is like heroin to me"
X Link 2024-06-21T01:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"My most fucked up trait is that I dont own a bookshelf so I just keep all of my books in dresser drawers like this"
X Link 2024-06-23T14:05Z [----] followers, 4.5M engagements

"I only date Albanians (everyone I have ever dated became spiritually Albanian through osmosis. you are welcome) Imagine how the marketing team focus grouped these choices https://t.co/Z532yoqqin Imagine how the marketing team focus grouped these choices https://t.co/Z532yoqqin"
X Link 2024-07-05T12:49Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@aJTheTexan Saw this and could not guess who it was about. Opened spotify. You could have given me a million guesses and I would not have guessed that it was FJM"
X Link 2024-08-01T01:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"I wish that everyone on the planet could be born on August 10th/11th like me and lolyn. So they could try one of the tres leches cupcakes I made"
X Link 2024-08-11T16:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@TW1NKD3STR0YER I am very picky about pants and I own multiple pairs of these from Uniqlo. I fit a medium. They have other styles that seem flattering as well https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/products/E450606-000/00colorDisplayCode=09&sizeDisplayCode=003 https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/products/E450606-000/00colorDisplayCode=09&sizeDisplayCode=003"
X Link 2024-08-14T11:32Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"Jokingly told my mom that I was going to get lip filler for cheap in Albania and she said first thing you should get is ass reduction"
X Link 2024-08-20T15:27Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"Ethically-sourced Balkan gf"
X Link 2024-08-25T01:01Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"Sorry to keep albania posting but can u blame me for this one"
X Link 2024-08-25T01:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@ann_manov they will be warriors and the type of people who will save Western civilization"
X Link 2024-08-27T08:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@kieranbaalbaki Broken April by Ismaili kadare"
X Link 2024-09-01T03:49Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"Beautiful crazy woman I met last night gifted me a pair of sunglasses then told me [--] minutes later that she just found them on someones table. She was also inspecting other peoples abandoned glasses on the bar to see if there was anything left in there that she could drink"
X Link 2024-09-19T17:19Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"Watch your tone buddy youre speaking to the proud owner of a new pair of shoes"
X Link 2024-09-21T16:27Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"When everyone leaves the office before me its like okay. Making a couple bands by my lonely I guess"
X Link 2024-09-25T22:10Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"Low quality picture of me and low quality picture of this license plate. Both very important"
X Link 2024-10-12T16:45Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"Latinos love Catholicism so much because Jesus knows something about Loving Hard"
X Link 2024-10-19T19:12Z [----] followers, 68.7K engagements

"Have you gone on your evening lindywalk yet There is beauty all around you"
X Link 2024-10-30T22:15Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements

"The only advertisements I receive these days are for online ozempic prescriptions. Ive never googled this before in my life. This was all in the span of FIVE MINUTES"
X Link 2024-10-31T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"If trump wins then were all locking in and getting into relationships. If Kamala wins then its Casual Dating Winter"
X Link 2024-11-06T03:05Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"Getting on ozempic so i will become beautiful again and everyone will stop being so awful and mean to me"
X Link 2024-11-15T18:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"Im gonna be so pissed when this shows up on my Spotify wrapped but its truly my favorite guilty pleasure song. So hot and good and true https://open.spotify.com/track/1AJoCRk4TO9fMu4P045uLCsi=OXXjlJeCSqWnyBvo7Afsvg&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A0EiI8ylL0FmWWpgHVTsZjZ https://open.spotify.com/track/1AJoCRk4TO9fMu4P045uLCsi=OXXjlJeCSqWnyBvo7Afsvg&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A0EiI8ylL0FmWWpgHVTsZjZ"
X Link 2024-11-16T06:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@insomniblvck Waitttt this came up on shuffle the other day and I was obsessed with it. Glad someone gets it"
X Link 2024-11-23T06:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"Havent draftposted in a while"
X Link 2024-12-08T01:17Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@we1tgeist Come [--] Albania"
X Link 2024-12-08T20:27Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"Nonzero chance that Luigi has been to sov house"
X Link 2024-12-10T00:29Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"BREAKING: Through his publicly available [--] & Me profile the UnitedHealth CEO shooter can been confirmed to be of ALBANIAN origin. He is now featured on the Arbresh wiki"
X Link 2024-12-10T01:11Z [----] followers, 2.3M engagements

"@ElectionLegal Perry abbasi Albanian"
X Link 2024-12-10T01:48Z [---] followers, 48.6K engagements

"I was born into the greatest point in human history. If I lived before the discovery of penicillin I probably would have killed myself over a UTI by the age of 21"
X Link 2024-12-10T18:45Z [---] followers, 15.7K engagements

"Imagine clocking in for your [--] hour shift shift and the triangle shirtwaist factory and youve have a bladder infection for months. I would have killed someone"
X Link 2024-12-10T18:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"Weighted blankets are insane because they appears to be one of the most dangerous objects with the potential to gigafry your brain but are exclusively used by turbonormies who want to improve their sleep quality who basically get oneshotted by the 6D Sleepytime Bear Demon"
X Link 2024-12-22T01:32Z [----] followers, 763.3K engagements

"It feels so good to let my wine relax on the couch next to me when there isnt someone in my ear telling me that the glass is in a very precarious position"
X Link 2024-12-24T01:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@laurenposting Merry Christmas Miss Chad"
X Link 2024-12-25T02:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"dunkin is an anagram for unkind . think about that the next time you buy your coffee from that place"
X Link 2024-12-26T17:51Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@PaulSkallas I dont think its a bad translation. Though the word complicated has its cultural baggage a more charitable interpretation would be taking the original meaning of complicated: to fold together to intertwine. Thats what happens to a man of many twists and turns"
X Link 2024-12-27T22:54Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"Saw two cybertrucks seconds apart from one another this morning then saw a third while walking home from the train. Are they following me"
X Link 2025-01-11T20:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"I will go to any function. Why did I pull up to a performing arts recital put on by 3rd graders from Beijing"
X Link 2025-01-21T03:18Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"Am I the only one who thinks that Matty Healy looks a little bit like King Zog of Albania"
X Link 2025-01-25T22:39Z [----] followers, 25.5K engagements

"Lets get lost tonight you could be my slapped Chris Rock tonight"
X Link 2025-02-14T16:39Z [----] followers, 315.5K engagements

"Smokin on that shit that made poland spring"
X Link 2025-02-27T01:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"When I watch severance I get so turned on looking at Adam Scotts face that I start rocking back and forth like I did when I was [--] years old and discovering my body for the first time"
X Link 2025-03-02T02:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Crazy that everyone stopped doing those lookalike contests when we needed them most. I need 50-100 mousy Adam Scott lookalikes congregated in washington square park Now"
X Link 2025-03-24T00:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Just saw a glass bus stop in the fog. You could see the imprint of the last people who sat there"
X Link 2025-03-25T21:53Z [----] followers, 242.6K engagements

"Small kitten is sweet and trusts me"
X Link 2025-04-04T22:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"You gay af if u eat a protein bar named David"
X Link 2025-05-05T00:59Z [----] followers, 7.3M engagements

"haha its crazy to see that the new pope is from your citywas just thinking about how when I speak to you it feels like I have a direct line to God. hope chicago is treating you well. miss us 3"
X Link 2025-05-08T21:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Alcoholics be like its 8am time to make myself really fun and relaxed and awesome Weed smokers be like its 8am time to make myself retarded Weed smokers be like its 8am time to make myself retarded"
X Link 2025-05-09T14:11Z [----] followers, 2.7M engagements

"Its Central Park baby"
X Link 2025-05-31T20:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@FeralPHunter Men get laid off and immediately cope by flying out to turkey"
X Link 2025-06-18T01:39Z [----] followers, 32.1K engagements

"Do NOT try to be all free-spirited and go camping braless. I got [--] mosquito bites on my boob"
X Link 2025-06-23T01:35Z [----] followers, 50.7K engagements

"The best thing Eric Adams can do for himself is to start is Zohran Mamdani white passing discourse right before the general election"
X Link 2025-06-28T20:28Z [----] followers, 61.7K engagements

"Okay so apparently you are not allowed to soyface in the louvre and I was escorted out immediately after this photo was taken"
X Link 2025-06-30T14:56Z [----] followers, 10.6M engagements

"@dsonoiki The French deserve it"
X Link 2025-06-30T15:03Z [----] followers, 923.4K engagements

"You're finally awake You hit your head pretty hard back there. Waitsoyfacing Have a Nice Life Permabanned from the Louvre What are you talking about silly Never mind all that lets go see the Mona Lisa next :)"
X Link 2025-07-01T13:25Z [----] followers, 71.9K engagements

"Last night we let the Dunken Donje talk"
X Link 2025-07-05T15:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"The most cartoon cat in the world"
X Link 2025-07-06T19:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Havent done a good draft dump in a while"
X Link 2025-07-12T22:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"The skinny man x pawg duo has existed for centuries perhaps millennia The Apache's Supper [----] by Louis Legrand https://t.co/JKlHFitcFB The Apache's Supper [----] by Louis Legrand https://t.co/JKlHFitcFB"
X Link 2025-07-17T14:32Z [----] followers, 13.9K engagements

"When a guy buys you and your much more beautiful friend at the bar drinks thats a form of DEI"
X Link 2025-07-20T02:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I do wonder if the current Pedro Pascal smear campaign is designed to make him come out of the closet"
X Link 2025-07-25T22:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Flash floods and a Legionnaires Disease outbreak in one weekend. The [--] plagues are coming for New York City"
X Link 2025-07-31T20:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I had to opportunity to observe the Montenegrin town of Radanovici during [--] minutes of bumper-to-bumper traffic. Limited highlights from [--] AM to 7:40 AM:"
X Link 2025-08-04T15:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Overheard in Poland: If Charles de Gaulle was alive he would be on Epsteins island"
X Link 2025-08-06T17:38Z [----] followers, 33.3K engagements

"to the tune of Frre Jacques Dubai matcha Dubai matcha Labubu Labubu"
X Link 2025-08-07T14:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Its Moni Day 🎉"
X Link 2025-08-11T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Im not really tapped into sports or legal matters but I think Shohei Ohtani has done nothing wrong because I am sexually attracted to him Shohei Ohtani and his agent Nez Balelo are being sued by a Hawaii real estate investor for allegedly sabotaging a $240 million real estate project per @The_Japan_News https://t.co/U0hgSOks6k Shohei Ohtani and his agent Nez Balelo are being sued by a Hawaii real estate investor for allegedly sabotaging a $240 million real estate project per @The_Japan_News https://t.co/U0hgSOks6k"
X Link 2025-08-13T05:05Z [----] followers, 19.1K engagements

"My boomer father getting oneshotted by fake AI-voiceover misogynistic Nietzsche quotes on YouTube shorts"
X Link 2025-08-16T15:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"One week no vape. My life is not different at all but I am significantly more bored and underwhelmed. Life feels much longer when it isnt measured between smoke breaks"
X Link 2025-08-19T03:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"This is somehow the fault of Adam Friedland and Nick Mullen 🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged. https://t.co/jXOVs0DNUb 🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged. https://t.co/jXOVs0DNUb"
X Link 2025-08-26T20:18Z [----] followers, 693.2K engagements

"Whats really unbelievable to me about Ritchie Torres is that he represents the Poorest congressional district in the United States. You think he would have greater priorities than shilling for Israel"
X Link 2025-08-28T17:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@itsgoingaway Rick Ross :)"
X Link 2025-08-29T17:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"It really is crazy that Bill Clinton came home to this every day and still decided to cheat"
X Link 2025-09-01T21:02Z [----] followers, 13.8K engagements

"Hate it when reddit screenshots show what they upvoted and downvoted. You need to leave a little mystery and intrigue there https://t.co/rJzfPZrMqF https://t.co/rJzfPZrMqF"
X Link 2025-09-03T00:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Why is there always fear in my eyes . I have the heart of a mouse"
X Link 2025-09-07T22:49Z [----] followers, 21.9K engagements

"@jesuslasupajew this is how i found out"
X Link 2025-09-10T19:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Theres no way"
X Link 2025-09-12T19:49Z [----] followers, 317.8K engagements

"This is a load bearing tweet for me before you have a baby you think "babies are cute" but then after you have a baby it finally sets in: that sentiment is exactly backwards. cute is baby. babies are the ultimate referent for cuteness the ur-cute against which all other cuteness is a crude facsimile. before you have a baby you think "babies are cute" but then after you have a baby it finally sets in: that sentiment is exactly backwards. cute is baby. babies are the ultimate referent for cuteness the ur-cute against which all other cuteness is a crude facsimile"
X Link 2025-09-15T02:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Knew an italian kid who used to ram his body into glass bus stations until they shattered"
X Link 2025-09-18T23:47Z [----] followers, 200.5K engagements

"You wont meet the love of your life on a coffee date You wont meet the love of your life on a dating app WRONG. I could meet the love of my life in Hell and still make it work"
X Link 2025-09-27T21:46Z [----] followers, 47.1K engagements

"This is bad/surveillance state/intruding Wrong. Its okay to post pictures of people in public as long as their identities are concealed and their bodies are positioned in a flattering manner as to only invite neutral/positive commentary. This is just fine"
X Link 2025-09-28T01:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Sorry to the swifties. New album is extremely bad /3"
X Link 2025-10-02T18:44Z [----] followers, 36.1K engagements

"I was so curious to find out what she wanted to ask that when I saw you cannot message this user because you are not verified I immediately shelled out $11 for premium just to reply only to find that she had blocked me and I could not message her anyway. Now Im stuck with this blue check mark for the next month. F my stupid baka life NOOO PLEASEE IM SO CURIOUS I NEED TO KNOWIm sorry I missed your message beautiful queen https://t.co/Tf1qRXUQ5A NOOO PLEASEE IM SO CURIOUS I NEED TO KNOWIm sorry I missed your message beautiful queen https://t.co/Tf1qRXUQ5A"
X Link 2025-10-16T14:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I dont want men to go to war I want them to have cushy stable email jobs so they can be low-stress and kind and happy and they can have sex with me without experiencing a PTSD flashback when my ass claps on em too loudly men are weak now because nobodys sending them to war at this point we need a simulated war just to reboot their testosterone levels men are weak now because nobodys sending them to war at this point we need a simulated war just to reboot their testosterone levels"
X Link 2025-12-10T16:32Z [----] followers, 802.8K engagements

"@izzitrin Inspired me to release this from the depths of my drafts If youre strong enough to go outside and smoke in weather like this you belong in the military. Put down the swishers and pick up a recruitment form If youre strong enough to go outside and smoke in weather like this you belong in the military. Put down the swishers and pick up a recruitment form"
X Link 2025-02-19T03:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@SeamusIsAwesome Heartless Kanye west its a really good one for when you cant sing but have a flair for the dramatic"
X Link 2025-03-01T00:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"My most puritan trait is that I simply cannot cannot fathom opening something at the grocery store and consuming it before paying for it"
X Link 2025-07-29T20:21Z [----] followers, 95.3K engagements

"I genuinely believe that Taylor Swift went through some Flowers for Algernon type experiment surgery which allowed her to write Folklore and Evermore and she has just been mentally deteriorating since then"
X Link 2025-10-02T18:44Z [----] followers, 546.8K engagements

"Update: Younger brother is voting for Sliwa so my dad is threatening to make him sleep in the basement. Said he would make him sleep outside if he voted for Cuomo One day Ill get my dad a Twitter account https://t.co/QnCX6GkjIP One day Ill get my dad a Twitter account https://t.co/QnCX6GkjIP"
X Link 2025-10-21T19:24Z [----] followers, 49.8K engagements

"@Max_V_S23 Real-life conversation"
X Link 2025-10-21T21:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Regarding my father: the only people Ive heard him openly praise in the past year are Mamdani Tucker Carlson my mom and George Carlin (RIP). Hes an enigma"
X Link 2025-10-21T23:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Went out while looking extremely chopped and fat and strange tonight. Building community takes sacrifice"
X Link 2025-10-23T03:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@MKUltraMoney They are actually both nice hardworking guys who love each other and love America and love me yaaay :)"
X Link 2025-10-23T21:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Is it a little too Freudian to do Sister Liesel and Zsa Zsa Korda from the Phoenician Scheme as a couples Halloween costume Yes No Yes but do it anyway Yes No Yes but do it anyway"
X Link 2025-10-25T01:49Z [----] followers, 29.3K engagements

"@lethalluz Shiseido eyelash curler saved my eastern euro eyes 🙏🙏"
X Link 2025-10-29T23:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"When I was younger I used to stress-eat paper napkins and I just tried it for the first time in a while and it feels soooooo good"
X Link 2025-11-05T03:53Z [----] followers, 10.5K engagements

"Eating the Skechers Gummies and sipping the Unwell Beverage. Why not"
X Link 2025-11-05T18:27Z [----] followers, 14.4K engagements

"My mayor is Muslim my bagels are Jewish my Dior is Christian"
X Link 2025-11-06T03:44Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements

"Okay well what am I supposed to do now"
X Link 2025-11-07T18:49Z [----] followers, 42.1K engagements

"My biological father post you and your celeb lookalike :-) https://t.co/mfDxgpneDI post you and your celeb lookalike :-) https://t.co/mfDxgpneDI"
X Link 2025-11-09T22:58Z [----] followers, 582.5K engagements

"Weeknight draft thoughts on Love"
X Link 2025-11-12T01:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Regarding the first: my dad still brings this one up. Years ago I told him about a friend who loved to watch Roku city for hours and now whenever it pops up on the TV he says haha maybe your friend is watching too"
X Link 2025-11-12T03:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"In Zohrans America Im forced to construct Transgendered Balloon Arch"
X Link 2025-11-15T23:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Woke up extremely hungry with no prospect of food for the next few hours so I just went to the notes app and started writing stuff down. Theres something wrong with me"
X Link 2025-11-16T13:52Z [----] followers, 18K engagements

"I cant stop singing the AI Charlie Kirk song I feel like this I can't stop making AI frappuccinos https://t.co/RYtBx5i576 I can't stop making AI frappuccinos https://t.co/RYtBx5i576"
X Link 2025-11-19T22:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Anyone who is stumped by mamdani and trump communicating cordially has clearly never seen the well we BOTH hate the liberal establishment and want more support for working families routine that socialist and conservative family members do when trying to get along"
X Link 2025-11-21T22:29Z [----] followers, 243.9K engagements

"Many bad faith interpretations on this. This is not a statement about Horseshoe Theory (fake) and its not even a statement about Genuine political alignment between the two parties. This is about Social Fluency and charm ok"
X Link 2025-11-22T12:37Z [----] followers, 12K engagements

"LCD soundsystem tonight"
X Link 2025-11-22T23:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"All day I have recurring thoughts that I am suffering from cancer or COPD or lead poisoning or meningitis or giardia or active cardiac failure and it goes away with one glass of wine. Thats normal right"
X Link 2025-11-25T00:21Z [----] followers, 10.6K engagements

"Zero cavatappi in the store ahhhh its Thanksgiving mac and cheese time"
X Link 2025-11-26T17:12Z [----] followers, 81.1K engagements

"@professorgaysex I had to drive to Capitalist New Jersey to capture this image"
X Link 2025-11-26T17:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"the country you screenshot is where you will get deported in [----] (part 2) https://t.co/ec4GaKxiyN the country you screenshot is where you will get deported in [----] (part 2) https://t.co/ec4GaKxiyN"
X Link 2025-11-29T19:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@nikicaga Me trying to get in with a RKS license plate and passport stamps"
X Link 2025-11-29T23:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Ohhh but men Need the danger for their high T levels you can always just do construction or demolition. Contributes to society. High risk of death and injury. Many in my family found it quite fulfilling far more fulfilling than watching their countrymen die. I HATE WAR"
X Link 2025-12-10T18:28Z [----] followers, 53.7K engagements

"Its actually a sign of great respect and honor in our culture Do you ever wanna ask someone what kind of white they are. White people is this rude Do you ever wanna ask someone what kind of white they are. White people is this rude"
X Link 2025-12-11T16:27Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements

"RIP Pete mad men you would have loved posting I discovered this from first principles on Twitter"
X Link 2025-12-12T19:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Renting a condo in the Dominican Republic. Why did the owner leave me this"
X Link 2025-12-19T13:55Z [----] followers, 14.5K engagements

"My vacation has come to an end"
X Link 2025-12-22T18:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Never mind I just watched Its a Wonderful Life again. Its never kill yourself Christmas Kill myself Christmas Kill myself Christmas"
X Link 2025-12-26T22:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Wait are Albania and Kosovo are the only two European countries that still do election ink I cant find info on the others but it would be very funny if that was the case"
X Link 2025-12-28T23:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Dipping my toes back into portraiture except I learned everything I know about art from [----] Tumblr so I am lowkey incapable of drawing white ppl"
X Link 2025-12-31T02:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Which is perfectly ok it just means my Betty Draper fanart is a little bit wasian with it"
X Link 2025-12-31T02:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Anyone who complains about teens wearing pimple patches in public doesnt remember how bad things used to be. Kids used to show up to school with giant red leaking picked-at pimples all over their faces. Now they can just put a lil healing star sticker over it Why not"
X Link 2026-01-05T00:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"They place people who look identical to your ex in the grocery store on purpose. They do it to demoralize you"
X Link 2026-01-06T23:16Z [----] followers, 25.3K engagements

"Was talking to my sister about how Ive been feeling and she said Did you know that researchers found that fish oil is just effective as lexapro in preventing mice from killing themselves I didnt even know that mice kill themselves like that. Maybe Im ignorant"
X Link 2026-01-09T03:15Z [----] followers, 590.1K engagements

"These Thanksgiving leftovers hitting rn"
X Link 2026-01-12T00:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"At the Brazilian steakhouse x karaoke bar. My waitress is too busy singing Portuguese classics to take our order. My heart belongs to Newark New Jersey"
X Link 2026-01-17T02:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Chill ass uber driver listening to Sades Love Deluxe. Good omen for the weekend"
X Link 2026-01-24T01:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Beard vs no beard. DISCUSS"
X Link 2025-06-28T20:35Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements

"Im at the function saying strange and off-putting things"
X Link 2025-11-23T20:12Z [----] followers, 150.3K engagements

"Caption and entire discussion aside my god this is so romantic Candace claims Charlie Kirk was a time traveler. Shes insane Shes psychotic Correction: Charlie Kirk said he was a time traveler. https://t.co/dUkRzQ6X7A Candace claims Charlie Kirk was a time traveler. Shes insane Shes psychotic Correction: Charlie Kirk said he was a time traveler. https://t.co/dUkRzQ6X7A"
X Link 2026-01-17T18:45Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements

"January has been dedicated to watching movies featuring Crazy Ass White Boys"
X Link 2026-01-31T00:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Im giving away my dresser so now I have nowhere to put my books. What is the best way to organize/store them and please dont say a bookshelf. My most fucked up trait is that I dont own a bookshelf so I just keep all of my books in dresser drawers like this https://t.co/wjRW2kgohn My most fucked up trait is that I dont own a bookshelf so I just keep all of my books in dresser drawers like this https://t.co/wjRW2kgohn"
X Link 2026-02-07T21:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Need Charli to tweet shes racist for saying that Im a drug addict just because Im brown and then turn off her phone"
X Link 2025-10-03T17:37Z [----] followers, 2.6M engagements

"Going out for a party in single-digit temperatures and my dad told me my brilliant father was cursed with me a stupid son and I was cursed with a daughter even stupider than me whatever that means"
X Link 2026-02-08T01:06Z [----] followers, 85.1K engagements

"The ASU frat leader is ALBANIAN"
X Link 2026-02-14T16:11Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements

"They brought out the rose toy dessert"
X Link 2026-02-14T23:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Im at the function saying strange and off-putting things"
X Link 2025-11-23T20:12Z [----] followers, 150.3K engagements

"Okay so apparently you are not allowed to soyface in the louvre and I was escorted out immediately after this photo was taken"
X Link 2025-06-30T14:56Z [----] followers, 10.6M engagements

"Need Charli to tweet shes racist for saying that Im a drug addict just because Im brown and then turn off her phone"
X Link 2025-10-03T17:37Z [----] followers, 2.6M engagements

"Secular version of Islamic prayer when im bored i like going in maps and staring in the direction of my long distance friends while i text them https://t.co/1z3qEXL6k5 when im bored i like going in maps and staring in the direction of my long distance friends while i text them https://t.co/1z3qEXL6k5"
X Link 2025-08-23T01:07Z [----] followers, 3.5M engagements

"when im bored i like going in maps and staring in the direction of my long distance friends while i text them"
X Link 2025-08-22T19:55Z 65K followers, 5.4M engagements

"Alcoholics be like its 8am time to make myself really fun and relaxed and awesome Weed smokers be like its 8am time to make myself retarded Weed smokers be like its 8am time to make myself retarded"
X Link 2025-05-09T14:11Z [----] followers, 2.7M engagements

"My mayor is Muslim my bagels are Jewish my Dior is Christian"
X Link 2025-11-06T03:44Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements

"@dsonoiki The French deserve it"
X Link 2025-06-30T15:03Z [----] followers, 923.4K engagements

"Weighted blankets are insane because they appears to be one of the most dangerous objects with the potential to gigafry your brain but are exclusively used by turbonormies who want to improve their sleep quality who basically get oneshotted by the 6D Sleepytime Bear Demon"
X Link 2024-12-22T01:32Z [----] followers, 763.3K engagements

"You gay af if u eat a protein bar named David"
X Link 2025-05-05T00:59Z [----] followers, 7.3M engagements

"Just saw a glass bus stop in the fog. You could see the imprint of the last people who sat there"
X Link 2025-03-25T21:53Z [----] followers, 242.6K engagements

"I genuinely believe that Taylor Swift went through some Flowers for Algernon type experiment surgery which allowed her to write Folklore and Evermore and she has just been mentally deteriorating since then"
X Link 2025-10-02T18:44Z [----] followers, 546.8K engagements

"My most fucked up trait is that I dont own a bookshelf so I just keep all of my books in dresser drawers like this"
X Link 2024-06-23T14:05Z [----] followers, 4.5M engagements

"My biological father post you and your celeb lookalike :-) https://t.co/mfDxgpneDI post you and your celeb lookalike :-) https://t.co/mfDxgpneDI"
X Link 2025-11-09T22:58Z [----] followers, 582.5K engagements

"post you and your celeb lookalike :-)"
X Link 2025-11-05T17:23Z 12.2K followers, 241.7M engagements

"This is somehow the fault of Adam Friedland and Nick Mullen 🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged. https://t.co/jXOVs0DNUb 🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged. https://t.co/jXOVs0DNUb"
X Link 2025-08-26T20:18Z [----] followers, 693.2K engagements

"🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged"
X Link 2025-08-26T17:02Z 2.5M followers, 60.3M engagements

"Lets get lost tonight you could be my slapped Chris Rock tonight"
X Link 2025-02-14T16:39Z [----] followers, 315.5K engagements

"Drug discourse white passing biracial discourse and Taylor discourse all in one. Could keep this website going for weeks honestly"
X Link 2025-10-03T17:37Z [----] followers, 201.7K engagements

"Debate is boring asffff 🙄🙄🙄"
X Link 2024-09-11T02:44Z [----] followers, 262.9K engagements

"@lethalluz Because if you use them you have the potential to become ohhhh so sleepy so sleepwy"
X Link 2024-12-22T20:05Z [----] followers, 103.4K engagements

"BREAKING: Through his publicly available [--] & Me profile the UnitedHealth CEO shooter can been confirmed to be of ALBANIAN origin. He is now featured on the Arbresh wiki"
X Link 2024-12-10T01:11Z [----] followers, 2.3M engagements

"Theres no way"
X Link 2025-09-12T19:49Z [----] followers, 317.8K engagements

"@we1tgeist They kicked me out then gave me the Bottled The Likes award"
X Link 2025-06-30T21:06Z [----] followers, 652.9K engagements

"Knew an italian kid who used to ram his body into glass bus stations until they shattered"
X Link 2025-09-18T23:47Z [----] followers, 200.5K engagements

"@glockstun Lebrongjames"
X Link 2024-12-23T00:49Z [----] followers, 84.1K engagements

"I have been trying to protect my mothers gentle soul so whenever shes scrolling on IG reels and an AI generated video pops up Im like Wow Let me see that and I click the not interested button"
X Link 2025-10-04T16:26Z [----] followers, 45.1K engagements

"My most puritan trait is that I simply cannot cannot fathom opening something at the grocery store and consuming it before paying for it"
X Link 2025-07-29T20:21Z [----] followers, 95.3K engagements

"@sourhoestarter Her legs are incredible"
X Link 2025-09-27T02:22Z [----] followers, 141.9K engagements

"I sleptw. [--] hours"
X Link 2024-12-22T01:32Z [----] followers, 106.3K engagements

"You wont meet the love of your life on a coffee date You wont meet the love of your life on a dating app WRONG. I could meet the love of my life in Hell and still make it work"
X Link 2025-09-27T21:46Z [----] followers, 47.1K engagements

"Charli didnt even have to tweet this herself and all of the discourse is already heremy plans are measured in hours"
X Link 2025-10-04T04:59Z [----] followers, 98.1K engagements

"Was telling my brother in law about the show Severance and told him that while at work severed workers dont know anything about who they are in real life. Then he said yeah my coworker smokes weed and hits a crack pipe before work everyday. So hes kind of severed too"
X Link 2025-01-31T22:52Z [----] followers, 41.9K engagements

"@uselessdesk @lethalluz Havig a stroke Now"
X Link 2024-12-23T06:11Z [----] followers, 28K engagements

"Latinos love Catholicism so much because Jesus knows something about Loving Hard"
X Link 2024-10-19T19:12Z [----] followers, 68.7K engagements

"Truly the nicest pictures ever taken of me. [----] Lana in a way. If I looked like this on a regular basis I would likely go insane"
X Link 2025-08-02T19:56Z [----] followers, 60.7K engagements

"You're finally awake You hit your head pretty hard back there. Waitsoyfacing Have a Nice Life Permabanned from the Louvre What are you talking about silly Never mind all that lets go see the Mona Lisa next :)"
X Link 2025-07-01T13:25Z [----] followers, 71.9K engagements

"Ive already genetically engineered the person who matters most: the girl reading this :)"
X Link 2025-03-16T15:20Z [----] followers, 36.7K engagements

"A hawk in the hand is worth tuah in the bush"
X Link 2024-08-21T14:14Z [----] followers, 88.9K engagements

"Okay well what am I supposed to do now"
X Link 2025-11-07T18:49Z [----] followers, 42.1K engagements

"This hangxiety shit hits different when youre pregnant"
X Link 2025-08-09T19:11Z [----] followers, 33.8K engagements

"This year is flying by so quickly. Were only three showers away from Halloween wtf"
X Link 2025-09-24T20:14Z [----] followers, 19.7K engagements

"@sarita_ebooks U cooked here"
X Link 2025-10-04T05:09Z [----] followers, 75.5K engagements

"You stole this tweet have you considered that we somehow came up with the same idea within an hour of each other But yeah I did"
X Link 2025-11-06T18:50Z [----] followers, 39.4K engagements

"@freemeebaebee Yes"
X Link 2025-10-03T22:08Z [----] followers, 114.2K engagements

"One glass of wine at 8:43 PM on a weeknight Thinking about everyone Ive ever known"
X Link 2025-10-02T00:46Z [----] followers, 16.9K engagements

"Both of whom are my good friends mind you"
X Link 2025-08-26T20:18Z [----] followers, 24.8K engagements

"Nice summer insta dump gorgeous. Im not liking it but I noticed it. Just so you know"
X Link 2025-09-04T23:14Z [----] followers, 12.6K engagements

"Sorry to the swifties. New album is extremely bad /3"
X Link 2025-10-02T18:44Z [----] followers, 36.1K engagements

"@pastapilled Please god bring our family back together"
X Link 2025-10-02T22:59Z [----] followers, 18.6K engagements

"Beard vs no beard. DISCUSS"
X Link 2025-06-28T20:35Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements

"The madlad actually got to meet him. Chadified for anonymity Update: Younger brother is voting for Sliwa so my dad is threatening to make him sleep in the basement. Said he would make him sleep outside if he voted for Cuomo Update: Younger brother is voting for Sliwa so my dad is threatening to make him sleep in the basement. Said he would make him sleep outside if he voted for Cuomo"
X Link 2025-11-04T21:04Z [----] followers, 36.3K engagements

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