# ![@weaponizedFOMO Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1247903166256955396.png) @weaponizedFOMO Jeff Grift (Optimist Prime)

Jeff Grift (Optimist Prime) posts on X about bitcoin, money, hedging, china the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1247903166256955396/posts_active)
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### Followers: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1247903166256955396/followers)
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- [--] Months [-----] +19%
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies)  [countries](/list/countries)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [currencies](/list/currencies)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [exchanges](/list/exchanges) 

**Social topic influence**
[bitcoin](/topic/bitcoin), [money](/topic/money), [hedging](/topic/hedging), [china](/topic/china), [vix](/topic/vix), [crypto](/topic/crypto), [if you](/topic/if-you), [kalshi](/topic/kalshi), [in the](/topic/in-the), [debt](/topic/debt)

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@scottph77711570](/creator/undefined) [@albacapmgmt](/creator/undefined) [@therobotjames](/creator/undefined) [@macrocephalopod](/creator/undefined) [@moreproteinbars](/creator/undefined) [@bennpeifert](/creator/undefined) [@citrini7](/creator/undefined) [@nopeitslily](/creator/undefined) [@choffstein](/creator/undefined) [@deepdishenjoyer](/creator/undefined) [@jpjellyroll](/creator/undefined) [@liquiditygoblin](/creator/undefined) [@w98ab](/creator/undefined) [@ksidiii](/creator/undefined) [@idrawcharts](/creator/undefined) [@worstcontrarian](/creator/undefined) [@theflowhorse](/creator/undefined) [@stevehou0](/creator/undefined) [@beniduboss](/creator/undefined) [@krisabdelmessih](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST)](/topic/costco) [Coinbase Global Inc. (COIN)](/topic/coinbase) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) [NVIDIA Corp. (NVDA)](/topic/$nvda) [USDC (USDC)](/topic/usdc) [mfers (mfers)](/topic/mfers) [Boeing Co (BA)](/topic/$ba) [FilesCoins Power Cu (FILECOIN)](/topic/files) [Alpha Technology Group Limited (ATGL)](/topic/alpha)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@RaisingTheBAR47 @nomad_cap "Otherwise you just turn into a $BABA bagholder" OTOH $baba now looks price actiony with that higher low. still i like 0700HK and BIDU better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1457234821852192772)  2021-11-07T06:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"you also want to set up a flash loan facility to fund the NFT purchase and repay the facility the moment the NFT is sold. in & out in & out in & out rinse and repeat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1522039452474155009)  2022-05-05T02:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"it's probably more advantageous to make individual customised bids for each NFT based on its characteristics (you can do feature detection & analysis) rather than something like Looksrare's community bid option. remember - this is predatory bidding so discrimination is key"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1522040009238654976)  2022-05-05T02:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"the downside to making crypto community more gender-balanced is the common sense risk management women will bring to the sector. that will kill the vol and by extension the exceedingly profitable skew and spread trades to date. we're not ready to grow up not yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1548532165130190848)  2022-07-17T04:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"tbh any strat that involves more than [--] legs confuses me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1587337824981831681)  2022-11-01T06:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt BTC used to identify as TECH. Recently it switched gender back to identifying more as gold. but yeah did not partake in yday's equities rally one bit. this regime is super confusing and difficult to trade. can't wait for debt ceiling to be rear view mirror"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1659404347195916292)  2023-05-19T03:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"$NVDA needs to raise AS MUCH MONEY AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN while they still can. They need to raise their entire mkt cap's worth. tell ppl they're investing the money in next gen AI chips (or anything with plausible deniability). then stick the funds in US10Y"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1659801122759151617)  2023-05-20T05:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt England regrets teaching brown ppl how to play cricket properly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1700466608379207919)  2023-09-09T11:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@deus_trader @jp_JellyRoll the only arb i've seen consistently applied are in HFT front running and toxic flows. but that's beyond retail. all other arbs have been within the error bars that are affected by cost of execution and carry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1700668027388502036)  2023-09-10T00:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@stats_feed China: the Great Wall of China tell that to the two dills that decided to create their own shortcut"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1703502626661208334)  2023-09-17T20:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Ksidiii is the trial pay per view"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1709745163890028629)  2023-10-05T01:39Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@quant_arb Apple did not spend a ton of money building the most sought after consumer product in history only to democratize it. it's moats moats and moats all the way down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1710539093820719605)  2023-10-07T06:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"this area of buenos aires is amazing. almost magical. ppl don't have land titles. ppl don't pay for utilities just jerry rig hook cables on to power lines for free elec. the alleys are really cool"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1710565452672545114)  2023-10-07T07:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ScottPh77711570 stopped reading at tweet #3 in the thread. too many crimes and line items to keep track of. and this is just from Gary Wang alone. hurts my head. gonna finish watching barbie instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1710616412912521567)  2023-10-07T11:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@mlabs0967 mia khalifa gave me the burj khalifa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1711658257914400991)  2023-10-10T08:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@fuckyourputs guys attempting this know that he won't get diarrhea but you definitely will"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1711667280600609033)  2023-10-10T08:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@brianluidog the danger with watching gymnastics is when you ask the question 'how old' the answer is never legal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1711667847934750913)  2023-10-10T08:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"⚠ ISRAEL OFFICIAL SAYS OPEN TO DISCUSSIONS OVER TRUCE WITH HAMAS BUT FIRST NEED [--] DAYS TO EMPTY SURPLUS ORDNANCE WAREHOUSES OVER GAZA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1711690880439247298)  2023-10-10T10:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Ksidiii i have a simple take. these systematic vol sellers use leverage. but let's assume they are super conservative (and capital inefficient). if they sell puts then at least it's possible to be 100% collateralized. but if they sell naked calls then that's off the table"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1711968565165998121)  2023-10-11T04:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@nope_its_lily Shanghai in the 1980s was peak Deng-era market reform and China opening up to the world. We had movies TV shows and adverts streaming in from the US. The two most iconic and frequently appearing visuals were the empire state building (NY) and golden gate bridge (SF)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1712797215381712941)  2023-10-13T11:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ScottPh77711570 i pay $80 aud p/h for a penang hooker. that's an annualized negative carry of 700K"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1713497962138194330)  2023-10-15T10:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@eigenrobot do not murder is the only tenet i haven't violated"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1713499144567074822)  2023-10-15T10:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"seed round pitch deck idea: life-like sex doll that synthesizes (human) semen into (chicken) eggs. raising 20MM on 50MM pre-money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1713880622228558323)  2023-10-16T11:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"BREAKING: SEC APPROVES ISHARES BITCOIN SPOT ETF this is crypto Gaza for the shorts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1713911808124400000)  2023-10-16T13:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"timing luck. 21:39 AEDT: "SEC reportedly will not be appealing court decision on Grayscale Bitcoin ETF" not appeal = not refuse mouth breathers don't read / think they go long. smaht folks fade. 00:35 AEDT: "sEC APpRovEs iShaRes bItcOIN SPOT eTf" 🤦♂🤦♀🤦🥹😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1714161086466044314)  2023-10-17T06:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@BitMEXResearch wow this user experience is soooo goood. how do tey do it praise be that cucumber swallower"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1714171415853990188)  2023-10-17T06:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"How much is Central Park worth And does it even show up on the balance sheet OE = A - L [--] yeah debt and deficits are no good but the US is so so fukn rich it's not even funny. the 10yr note remains bid because buyers know the issuer can post collateral no sweat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1714217702561349963)  2023-10-17T09:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Larryjamieson_ "outsiders look at the Australian propadee market as a bubble" "Rich people will pay through the nose to live here." not a bubble then. avoid the dog & pony show burbs & you can still buy something for under a million dollaroos without feeling like you have to move to Bendigo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1714546697857273999)  2023-10-18T07:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Ksidiii helps to read this every now and then even if just snippets of it. fwiw here's deribit's dvol method for btc 30-day IV forward. the cutoffs for the strip are much narrower & the formula is different. not all VIX created equally"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1714854978601574808)  2023-10-19T04:04Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Ksidiii "tail options dont need to go anywhere close to in the money for the option to have an insane return." how do you best communicate this how do you plain speak explain that the strike is not the main driver that index at [--] yet strike is at [---] can still kill you the seller"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1715232681661997553)  2023-10-20T05:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@therobotjames @SMTuffy @AutismCapital imagine instead of illegally using client $ to go long illiquid shit they instead illegally used client funds to subsidize & grow the user base & acquire competitors. if they were competent criminals they might have made it (then just pay a fine when it eventually comes out)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1715302986577301564)  2023-10-20T09:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@IDrawCharts tbh i would just sell SOL and use proceeds to: * buy [---] BTC * sell [--] 27OCT 35K call collect [--] * buy [---] 27OCT 25K put pay [--] then roll it as the market moves. and watch the counterparty risk. $29 if tey want it that bad tey can hav it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1715993374023700582)  2023-10-22T07:27Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@88888sAccount lf you start handing out full sized bars them kids are going to touch ur junk like tey touch the stone of mecca"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1715995822947696900)  2023-10-22T07:37Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@88888sAccount i shouldn't have tweeted that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1715996170907205858)  2023-10-22T07:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ScottPh77711570 I think something happened to Zeihan (perhaps mental illness) which caused him & his theories to straight up elevate to la la land starting about 2-3 years ago. Not only did he predict China's imminent collapse he gave a very specific timeframe for it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1716346289569542414)  2023-10-23T06:50Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"They'll have to hose that place down afterward"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1717421527606739203)  2023-10-26T06:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt is that the British children's show celeb that turned out to be a massive pedophile i can't remember his name but i saw it on the Jon Stewart show"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1717859330299658742)  2023-10-27T11:02Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@macrocephalopod as a kid i absolutely loved mars bars. as an adult the chocolate to not chocolate ratio is appalling"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1718866124304179536)  2023-10-30T05:43Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@risk_puntooor if two girls ask you to the prom you are long vol. if you ask two girls to the prom you are short vol. and if both say 'yes' you are margin called"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1718972501336694784)  2023-10-30T12:45Z [---] followers, 14.9K engagements


"@beniduboss that moontower guy is good kris sidal is good corey the hunk is good benn elfart we miss u jelly roll should post more - great guy RJ is good (if you bear his 99% other shitposts) good education all round"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1720650400985141373)  2023-11-04T03:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"deribit changed their data structure. fuk me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1721891148673994926)  2023-11-07T14:03Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@stevehouf Steve man you are just bitter because you did not have the foresight to buy Apple stock with half warrant for [--] pence back in 1824"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1722183643588948235)  2023-11-08T09:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@liquiditygoblin i was gonna ask if the shit's illiquid and with spreads that wide wtf are you even touching it then i remembered guys like luxor otc are mm'ing their dogshit illiquid hashprice NDFs daily and tryna solve this exact same problem in their constant fight to remain delta neutral"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1722222128152617228)  2023-11-08T11:58Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@nope_its_lily counterparty risk aid kit not included with purchase"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1723173540487372920)  2023-11-11T02:59Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Big_Orrin LOL price cap didn't work cuz ppl found a way around them. mfer that's precisely why price caps don't work. 😹"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1723597124988985766)  2023-11-12T07:02Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@jp_JellyRoll @davidbelle_ as a beneficiary you don't have the right of entitlement to distributions (income or capital) but rather a mere expectation. That's my understanding of trust law which I think is similar between AUS and UK. that said is there any reason the trustee can refuse to distribute"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1723991437145174147)  2023-11-13T09:09Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@jp_JellyRoll @davidbelle_ it's segregated so there should be no co-mingling. i would be worried if the trustees are related parties to Flagstone. i not even sure if that's legal from a conflict of interest standpoint"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1723995820574531752)  2023-11-13T09:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Name a video game you have played for more than [---] hours with a gif"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1725818221998358901)  2023-11-18T10:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Dcpcooks fading rates and equities puts one firmly in the camp of long bonds long precious metals and (god forgive me for i have sinned) long (i feel dirty even saying it) bitcoin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1726116649944965574)  2023-11-19T05:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"this knucklehead is long DOGE/BTC can't believe i'm even saying this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1726489912218927524)  2023-11-20T06:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt BLACK FRIDAY SALE: Principal Guaranteed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1726834122230993375)  2023-11-21T05:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@IDrawCharts what you are an enzyme"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1726861498172236195)  2023-11-21T07:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt movement was exhausted by end of [----] when they choked off air time + funding. [----] came around & covid finished off the stragglers. 2021/22 they handed out two lots of 10K HKD stimulus packs to everyone no means testing. movement leaders are either behind bars or overseas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1726922113427415350)  2023-11-21T11:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@SantiagoAuFund @schizo_fi this is precisely why i prefer to take screenshots of tweets rather than quote them when i shit on ppl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1727301428597924135)  2023-11-22T12:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Big_Orrin Google get me home. objective function: min( public_liability ) constraint: travel_time = 1500s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1727609458753425603)  2023-11-23T08:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@godcomplex96 he stirs homo erotic desires in me. but in a totally non gay way. cuz i'm straight. very straight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1727958171107627211)  2023-11-24T07:51Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"long BTC short MATIC +3.03% in [--] hrs. 4512.58% APY DM me to invest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1727994492547150134)  2023-11-24T10:16Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@therobotjames @ALBACapMgmt i was gonna pile in but then realized my contribution to society is smashing illiquid pairs based R2 from scatter plots"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1728007222192718205)  2023-11-24T11:06Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@mmamania i've no clue who sean strickland or ian garry are. but what this shirtless driver is saying really hits deep into my heart. bros before hoes. fr fr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1728312414184382812)  2023-11-25T07:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Larryjamieson_ I've been summoned to attend a Taylor Swift concert next year. and i'm expected to react to every song. also she used my card to buy the tickets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1728372002355110158)  2023-11-25T11:16Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Larryjamieson_ oh finally a kid that could actually sing oh wait he has mental health issues. 😹"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1728659333435830368)  2023-11-26T06:17Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@godcomplex96 dude [--] is not old. let me tell you what old is. old is when you pull out ur dik for a quick wank and [--] sec later you forget what you were wanking to so you put it back and go get a choc cookie and glass of milk instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1728698794144051317)  2023-11-26T08:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AlexanderGerko to make XTX into the next Citadel you're gonna need the pick of the litter. this will definitely help get first dibs on talent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1729128441314963490)  2023-11-27T13:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@quant_arb i uploaded a pic of my cousin and asked the hot mods app to make her boobs larger. it flat out refused"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1729152852655067635)  2023-11-27T14:59Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt every tim i buy vix futs it often doesn't do what i need it to do. every blue moon it goes up when i need it to and i'm actually hedged but only if the vix gods deem it so. i've had much better success just using put structures (even if vix was the more efficient option)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1729394101009944981)  2023-11-28T06:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt "when you look at what the vix actually is" vix futs or vix index the index is not very useful to me and my understanding of vix futs is shaky at best. i'm using it to hedge a basket of homebrew thematic portfolios which together is meant to reflect us equities"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1729397522446389544)  2023-11-28T07:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"oh man. just walked in on my wife in the shower with the cat. both in the shower naked. i just needed to grab a mop for christsake. she'll be out in 10min and i bet there's a solid [--] min tirade to follow about me not respecting ppl's privacy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1729401143154081837)  2023-11-28T07:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Disney is a very different company and culture to the portfolio that Elon runs. Elon is all about agile fail fast rapid prototyping. He buys Twitter and aims to makes free speech the USP. Want to say how you truly feel about Jews Blacks Asians ethnics etc Come to Twitter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1730159055010984174)  2023-11-30T09:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"process-wise Musk's companies trade risk management for innovation climbing the risk tolerance curve. i cannot imagine Disney being run that way. If Iger pivots to a Musk model I will need to sell my DIS shares immediately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1730159907650097573)  2023-11-30T09:40Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"i spent an hour making a graphic that was no longer relevant and another [--] hours arguing for it to be included in the deck (despite being irrelevant) because i spent an hour making it. i'm on the verge of throwing a tantrum"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1730486485911302225)  2023-12-01T07:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"cope harder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1730504130266095789)  2023-12-01T08:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@therobotjames mfer was like get Kim on the phone. Hey Kim either we normalize relations or i nuke ur family holdings. a week later they shook hands in Singapore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1733040606031786098)  2023-12-08T08:27Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@liquiditygoblin ever been to Tex Mex also run by gringos pretending to be hispanic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1733150203837059374)  2023-12-08T15:43Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@brianluidog does 'feel it in my balls' qualify as a low loc form of due diligence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1734006321614373318)  2023-12-11T00:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ScottPh77711570 @0xLightcycle what's your breakout signal here technica S / R"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1734086839387160869)  2023-12-11T05:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@nope_its_lily are the coupons paid in bitcoin or coln cancers also they arrested the trading desk i'll need a new market maker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1734444983271530628)  2023-12-12T05:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Larryjamieson_ i like $DIS. they run theme parks and have a media business. also makes these obscure superhero movies. not many people know about them tho"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1735261313897796033)  2023-12-14T11:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@IDrawCharts ain't no wrapping presents for me. i got ppl exactly what they told me they wanted. there's a post it note on the topside of each box with the recipient's name"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1739090538866032823)  2023-12-25T01:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ftr_investors @StockSavvyShay @AITechInvesting @AdamosHad @Couch_Investor @IFB_podcast @MihaiDoho @FromValue @Stock_Inf0 @simpleinvest01 @Quality_stocksA square bought atlassian at the pico top. that ship sailed long time ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1739244808890433794)  2023-12-25T11:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@beniduboss i only looked at okex and binance. usdc and usdt funding was like 30-50% my chief concern is counterparty risk and having one of our LPs go kapoot leaving us holding vapor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1739640965500170525)  2023-12-26T13:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"two months til mandatory taylor swift concert attendance. it's gonna be great"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1740267012511932626)  2023-12-28T07:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SantiagoAuFund i find that besides traders that manage fx exposure the types of white folks (developed world won't know a currency crisis if it hit them in the face) are those that go on cruises. they bring GBP for the UK stopovers EUR for the EU and USD for anywhere else"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1740304071393956183)  2023-12-28T09:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@nope_its_lily at least the Colorado decision was made by a panel of supreme court judges. in the case of Maine a Democratic secretary of state unilaterally made the call. terrible optics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1740574697455243768)  2023-12-29T03:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ScottPh77711570 @SinclairEuan it's difficult to internalize his content. Euan trades options a lot of it short term short vol. most ppl should not be trading options yet their portfolio can benefit immensely from incorporating options and long vol. simple stuff you don't have to watch constantly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1740638059367104777)  2023-12-29T07:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@skyquake_1 why does LTCN exist i mean of the subset of investors who cannot touch crypto directly which ones are saying: "i need crypto exposure in my portfolio litecoin must be part of that allocation""  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1740639566003052601)  2023-12-29T07:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@beniduboss it felt like a chappelle leaving comedy central moment. he broke the boundary between person and social media persona. you never do that. social media is for shitposting and saying gm to frens. it's for alleviating stress not adding to it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1741388454225907875)  2023-12-31T09:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@MebFaber 9th March [----] in AUD. spot gold closed $1829 USD / try ounce that day. AUDUSD was [-------] worked out to be about [-----] USD. i didn't pull the trigger. although the exchange would be in their security room i wasn't comfortable walking out of costco with that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1741397849634660858)  2023-12-31T09:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@nope_its_lily i don't understand why a futures ETF can't do the trick. who buys a metals ETF say gold and actually expects or values physical delivery even if the prospectus offers it as a feature i thought the whole point of financialization is to get exposure without the hassle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1742035713783435399)  2024-01-02T04:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@brianluidog it's not that recruiting foreign teachers to work & live in China is difficult. it's straight up difficult to incentivize ppl to migrate there (with few exceptions). gmail doesn't work western media doesn't work trannytube doesn't work they don't have the cheese i like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1742437051558170721)  2024-01-03T06:45Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@brianluidog i think it may be structural & binary. to work less for more suggests they're still happy to work & live in china. for moral & practical reasons foreign teachers may not see China as a viable place for them anymore. you know how white people are - with their ESG & 'values'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742439662214688820)  2024-01-03T06:56Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Dual Investment gives dipshits the opportunity to buy or sell cryptocurrency at their desired price and date in the future while earning high rewards no matter which direction the market goes. you can't lose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1742833080002560510)  2024-01-04T08:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@W98AB is there an ETF for brothel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1743242125926678728)  2024-01-05T12:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ScottPh77711570 @xmgnr between bangkok saigon penang and batam - my preference is penang and batam to (1) run a base of operations and (2) use a USD income to live like an absolute fukn king. the latter is a stone's throw from singapore which i use as a transit point (and to raise capital)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1743940518172897673)  2024-01-07T10:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@nope_its_lily two observations. [--]. there's a ton of BPO / ITSM coming out of vietnam philippines to complement india. the front end sales / consultants use those as their dev backend. [--]. the majority of industrial and science parks in places like Malaysia and Indo are Chinese capital"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1743948976943173637)  2024-01-07T10:53Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@worstcontrarian wc the ato ain't gonna be checking your twitter acct to verify them net financial investment losses you no doubt will try to claim on your fy24 return"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1744288800493490453)  2024-01-08T09:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"got this mfer a couple minutes before they took it down. then went back to bed. trigger happy mfers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1744882425308848141)  2024-01-10T00:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@choffstein my view is it would have been less stressful doing bullish riskies on bitcoin and just have the cash to cover the short leg. there's been too many instances of pair trades getting taken out by the waiting game on illiquid GBTC leg. convergence being a bullish thesis anyway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1745286213517664640)  2024-01-11T03:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"all these grifty ass mfers tryna sell you quant course this and option trading that. fuk all o that. i got u fam. deal ends jan 15th"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1746013345315246482)  2024-01-13T03:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@nope_its_lily medium term also captures the halving. one story we can tell ourselves is how the ETFs provide new avenues (unavailable in prev halvings) to front run the event.and make number go up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1746082267464925636)  2024-01-13T08:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@quant_arb don't dis cash4gold. where better to learn the art of 'fuk u pay me'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1746140163351470559)  2024-01-13T12:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@0xZergs the illiquid leg puts one in the grave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1746156197605257363)  2024-01-13T13:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@godcomplex96 cut out carbs cut processed foods exercise these are all valid suggestions. but the GREATEST heuristic of all is. COOK YOUR OWN MEALS every time. never skip a beat. if u a lazy mfer you'll naturally gravitate towards simpler & more nutritious meals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1746367845016256674)  2024-01-14T03:05Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@ScottPh77711570 scott do you genuinely enjoy eating this stuff i remember having this type of spread eating congee with my granma. i would eat a ton (in volume) end up going to the bathroom 3-4 times in the hours after and still be hungry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1746369322354917469)  2024-01-14T03:11Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@0xdoug @ambient_finance i can't envision Fink championing tokenization unless there's some way to create moats for Blackrock. whatever that moat may be it won't be centralization as we would imagine or conceive it today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1746382658475880647)  2024-01-14T04:04Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@be20684347 @coloradotravis kardashians 👌 i avoided it for so long thinking it was trash but started watching cuz i had the hots for khloe the [--] foot she-yeti. that whole family is superbly talented & have a natural gift for playing the media circus like a fiddle. haven't seen real housewives tho"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1746502281540018301)  2024-01-14T11:59Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@moreproteinbars i see basis on the floor for anyone game enough to pick it up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1746767777481019453)  2024-01-15T05:34Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@moreproteinbars dun work with crypto options on the lend side unfortunately. spreads too wide you end up paying to lend. on the borrow side with BTC you pay 75% pa rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1747454818317467793)  2024-01-17T03:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@therobotjames @Gingfacekillah @worstcontrarian i asked u about forex reverse repo six times in your TG chat but all u do is send me these links to some BONK airdrop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1747467660991098993)  2024-01-17T03:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Dr_Gingerballs for me the primary use case for spot ETFs is flow. in fact i can't wait for CME options to be made available on these ETFs like they did with BITO. tight spreads tons of flow ready access to get levered exposure to coin (both directions) without ever owning the underlying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1748240174751101229)  2024-01-19T07:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@concodanomics the bad news: somebody has to do counterparty risk due diligence. the good news: that somebody ain't me. and if it is me i quit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1748905945101660188)  2024-01-21T03:10Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@plebcapital though i ain't religious i've read enuf of the Bible to know that one DOES NOT prioritize one's IRS obligations AHEAD of the Lord's instructions to remodel one's home. period. just take Moses for eg. mfer led the Israelites thru the desert for [--] yrs but got left out of Canaan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1748911388817490268)  2024-01-21T03:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@emilykmay "do men have someone like that" i don't think so. women worship Swift like men invest in the mag7. there's no diversification. men enjoy music like they sample craft beer - across a spectrum"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1748979261346894065)  2024-01-21T08:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@TMFScottP your solution involves messing with tax-free retirement income streams - that shit won't fly. old farts are already complaining about the transfer balance cap as a form of tax creep & asymmetric warfare against 'battlers'. wait another [--] gens for the grey voting bloc to expire"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1749351450336186765)  2024-01-22T08:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@88888sAccount lol this reminds me about the time when footballer manager came out and i bought it thinking it was fifa. [--] min in i felt like i was troubleshooting someone else's excel workbook"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1750051113578197177)  2024-01-24T07:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Ksidiii the game be hard. i look at the insurance biz and ask how many operators actually make an actuarial profit on the underwriting - not that many. most make it on investing those prems. then there's the vrp operators - how many survive doing that also a bleak number"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1750350477148246370)  2024-01-25T02:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"shops buying ftx debt at 78c be like yeah SOL is going to 200"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1750382225257078851)  2024-01-25T04:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@macrocephalopod mfers don't want to wake up at 5am to buy at close"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1750392845834535290)  2024-01-25T05:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@TCK_JRubano it's almost as if the first [--] weeks on options math is just to troll them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1751154191941161251)  2024-01-27T08:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"sydney sweeney in my timeline and i didn't even look her up or know who she was until today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1751215007675883819)  2024-01-27T12:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"wife: omg i'm so glad u sold all our tesla stock before the earnings call. how did u know me: i did wat now turns out i had unintentionally sold off her entire tsla allocation rather than 50% of it rotating into bonds. anyhoo luck cuts both ways. that ledger will balance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1751497388236406920)  2024-01-28T06:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"cleanspark has a top tier plunge protection team"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1751574206255669430)  2024-01-28T11:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@jp_JellyRoll @PiQSuite jesus christ jelly. did you tell that joke at [--] downing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1751608819602624772)  2024-01-28T14:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@W98AB my in law is an auditor at a provincial tax bureau. a developer in changchun owed about 100M RMB in back taxes. most expenses had no receipts or invoices. he ended up paying 40M RMB all up taxes + penalties. if u fess up they do a deal with you. corrupt mfers all of them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1751917504988102953)  2024-01-29T10:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@darjohn25 that minecraft cake looks delicious"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1751968264044064775)  2024-01-29T13:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jp_JellyRoll A Condor* will always trade at lower $ Prem / have less MaxRisk than equiv Butterfly* that's true for iron flies. but would it be possible to construct a call or put fly that has lower prems than a condor i haven't done the math yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1752143768537743807)  2024-01-30T01:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ScottPh77711570 @l1quid1ty if the hedging relationship is persistently effective you should be flat or likely compounding losses in the hedge book. the benefit however is in the greatly reduced volatility of operating cashflows - that's highly +ve enterprise value (as opposed to expected value)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1752224436764414343)  2024-01-30T06:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt thanks. i see vol surface flattening going into april. i'm long feb march and april vix call spreads which provides very modest convexity for a tiny amount of margin. if this looks scatter gun that' cuz i'm really just guessing. don't have any good ideas at the moment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1752239430486851891)  2024-01-30T07:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jp_JellyRoll i've thought about mixing verticals with broken wings to provide flexibility over how i want to express my views when things change. the challenges are: [--]. having to manage [--] legs vs. [--] and [--]. doesn't work in crypto (wide spreads illiquid derivs mkt)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1752255005351158003)  2024-01-30T08:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@nope_its_lily @AriDrennen st. lucia passport but live in costa rica"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1752532147976700220)  2024-01-31T03:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt found this out in grade [--]. plain or salt & vinegar thins between two slices of white bread. also tried it with popcorn - that was a shitshow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1752678613466656821)  2024-01-31T13:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@alexandraandnyc club LIV if so pitbull performs there quite a bit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1752905661191782761)  2024-02-01T04:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@weaponizedFOMO do i look like i care jeff i said gm aussies say it back @weaponizedFOMO do i look like i care jeff i said gm aussies say it back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1752934170337411498)  2024-02-01T05:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@therobotjames what i like about CLSA's take is everyone can pitch mean reversion in hang seng & have their own fav reasons. pboc this oversold that. then there's CLSA who hires a palm reader off of some chinatown back alley & packages it up as lunar NY voodoo. stand out from the pack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1753341777426387441)  2024-02-02T08:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@fuckyourputs you know something is illiquid when the price chart looks like a game of tetris"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1753358830623465770)  2024-02-02T10:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@kate10010 @moreproteinbars @Ksidiii fair point. was thinking of sub 10M FOs (there's a whole string of them) that are more family and less office. two yrs ago i was grifting for a crypto HF basically doing carry on FTX / binance using cyptosheets. got a ton of enquiries FOs that are guys in their bedrooms"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1753987575642251626)  2024-02-04T03:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@kate10010 @moreproteinbars @Ksidiii those guys punt direction hard. sold them blockchain fairy dust and snagged a few 100k-250k tickets. all dried up when ftx blew"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1753988393523167240)  2024-02-04T03:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt @systematic_fun ppl are gonna read this and go balls long nikkei. but there's chinese money flowing there via singapore. the sods that are lucky enough to get some of their wealth out of the country park it with SG fund mgrs who (aside from Asia Genesis) then allocate heavily long NKY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1754108093812879801)  2024-02-04T11:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheFlowHorse at this point i'll settle for anything to get the little shit out of the house and off of league of legends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1754330516697018508)  2024-02-05T02:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Citrini7 hedging is topic rn. cash is the most effective hedge - in fact it's a perfect hedge with no slip. if you're hedging usings derivs in an overlay you have to ask urself what the added benefit of all that additional footwork is - with managing margins and tuning the hedge etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1754353258708238739)  2024-02-05T03:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ScottPh77711570 in bangkok how much premium does a ladyboy with aftermarket parts command over regular hooker i really should know this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1754742647842103802)  2024-02-06T05:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@macrocephalopod @quant_arb the books is about a sharpe 3+ backtest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1754843527824195748)  2024-02-06T12:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@KrisAbdelmessih @Dcpcooks @risk_biscuits Thank you Kris. You are way too kind. what i find most useful in these intuition based learning instructions is figuring out what is 'intuitive' to the instructor and what they believe would be intuitive to students. we're all trying to be better teachers and communicators"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1755422553068458435)  2024-02-08T02:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@KrisAbdelmessih @Dcpcooks @risk_biscuits also i'm bookmarking this to repost [--] months later as my own for them sweet sweet internet points"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1755422806140211574)  2024-02-08T02:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"the btc mining ponzis are flying off the hook with clsk leading the charge premarket. watching trash making a comeback brings a tear to these weary eyes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1755915437723050146)  2024-02-09T11:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@skyquake_1 honest to god i had to google what 'intellectual honesty' is. "accurate communication of true beliefs." dear counterparty. this is what i intend to do and this is why. now giv me gud price pls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1755925045631947194)  2024-02-09T12:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@RonEng1ish i'm not tough or strong by any measure. i'm just an avg guy. but where i come from if some mfer comes in with anything less than a proper firearm he ain't gonna hijack shit. axe hammer screwdriver box cutter kitchen knife. seen most of it. these ppl are not organized"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1755925885667201107)  2024-02-09T12:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@therobotjames @Saint_Trader James be nice. it's the weekend. also. proper risk management = Min 30-50% returns in 3-6 months happy fukn lunar new year indeed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1756649027846979669)  2024-02-11T11:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SamanthaLaDuc @Ksidiii @vixologist the gp can run it by 100% collateralizing the short calls and matching the call selling to each tranche of puts that settled ITM such that calls only sold if strike above put strike. then convince ppl who don't think in probabilities they earn "free" carry on top of dividends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1756873832516981207)  2024-02-12T02:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SamanthaLaDuc @Ksidiii @vixologist a fund run that like won't blow up in theory (target a broad index) but it's basically bagholding the underlying & charging more than a passive etf. ofc we know the option prems like spot get adjusted ex-div and your "yield" over time probably underperforms the risk free rate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1756875927303434375)  2024-02-12T03:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@fuckyourputs i use miners as an alternative for call options sometimes. specifically mara riot and clsk equal weight. size it to premium outlay accordingly. punting direction in this regime is the simplest and also most effective thing to do. just don't get cute with capital efficiency"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1756979737690517957)  2024-02-12T09:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt i didn't wanna out myself but i love buying a loaf of multigrain and shoving it into a bunch of middle eastern dips from coles and woolies. also a thick slice of cheddar between two pieces of bread is peak gastronomy in my culinary world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1757306538648289613)  2024-02-13T07:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"many will already know this. to score hard to get event tickets run MSFT power automate (or any keystroke automation) over the ticket purchase page to refresh every 5-10 sec. i did this with [--] laptops running 18hrs on loop to score [--] taylor swift tix for my lunatic fam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1758083562660860175)  2024-02-15T10:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@therobotjames @risk_biscuits like invoice factoring financiers finding out the hard way that the 'interest' they were earning was actually an underwriting profit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1758716675594330306)  2024-02-17T04:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jp_JellyRoll @Citrini7 so basically overclocked bullish riskies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1758772935958126994)  2024-02-17T08:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@liquiditygoblin you can barter. 100kg is worth 50K USD retail the MM will find a buyer for your beans and exchange you for ad spend credits to use with any one of their partners. or maybe they can hook you up with a souped up Ford Focus if you transfer the ad spend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1759075425735815259)  2024-02-18T04:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@HayekAndKeynes if you can manage i strongly recommend not skipping the street food. especially those folded crepe things made on a round hot table thing with tons of ghee and ingredients. worth the diarrhea. just have plenty of OTC gastro meds on you back at the hotel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1759208386883903617)  2024-02-18T13:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@AgustinLebron3 i can explain anything and everything with vanna-volga pricing. including why i continue to have man titties despite eating salad once a day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1760851229306245292)  2024-02-23T02:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@risk_biscuits a canadian sold his house and moved a portion of the funds to canadian reits. with the remaining funds he bought a yacht and pays for berthing in costa rica and st lucia. just him and his wife both work and live off the yacht. portfolio supports lifestyle not vice versa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1760893245532639717)  2024-02-23T05:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@risk_biscuits "Everyone hates NVDA why" if there's one thing i HATE more than losing money it's me making money and someone else making more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1760922468439744820)  2024-02-23T07:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@therobotjames @quant_arb excel + powerbi and load straight to website. and tell the client it's powered by genAI because you got copilot to do this one thing to the pivot table"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1761354187223539913)  2024-02-24T11:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@TheFlowHorse we sell msft copilot and use that as the gateway drug to get the client to adopt other services in the msft ecosystem. the whole thing is all just one giant sales pitch to win market share for azure and 365"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1762001987166707831)  2024-02-26T06:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@IDrawCharts @liquiditygoblin @nope_its_lily you people disgust me. . . . . . . . . got any recommendations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1762422362560151575)  2024-02-27T10:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ekrii3 tbf these letters were dated when FTX debt was trading at 1c on the dollar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1762735555929153910)  2024-02-28T07:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"my superpower is rotating out of shit that's on the verge of ripping and into shit that's on the verge of trading flat. $20 p/m for this signal service if anyone's interested"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1763822366877253901)  2024-03-02T07:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheStalwart long straddle before results short strangle after"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1763858188812869644)  2024-03-02T09:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jp_JellyRoll you're buying two farther dated calls and selling a nearer dated one as the funding leg. works best if you happen to be in backwardation and skew favouring calls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1764630031723360367)  2024-03-04T12:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ScottPh77711570 @ALBACapMgmt @macromurat hey you stole this from fintwit except it was long [--] most neg and short [--] most pos funding rates. with a filter to exclude certain coins"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1766342350018846804)  2024-03-09T05:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ScottPh77711570 @686Prism @Citrini7 i was in bangkok for Canalys APAC [----]. it felt like they evac'ed out all the poor ppl before we got there. the hotels the hospitality - impossible to find that standard in western countries. next level"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1767076408214626400)  2024-03-11T06:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"that MIT nerd who invented algorand can finally afford a square meal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1767138804077572405)  2024-03-11T10:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@choffstein you ever watch mma thinking yeah i could take some of these mfers on. No Ok me neither then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1767350981539541437)  2024-03-12T00:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jp_JellyRoll well tbf it's mystery options trader not transparent and accountable options trader"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1767431753168564618)  2024-03-12T06:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt @AllenfrmVarrock have you tried using Wise Transfers i use them regularly for forex but haven't done any crypto (not directly)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1767805212503269753)  2024-03-13T06:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt @0xMagnus_ @Westpac can you try bendigo bank and let us know how that goes their compliance probably don't even know what crypto is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1767831910989050318)  2024-03-13T08:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ScottPh77711570 @zerototom something tells me you're gonna go around to all the gyms in phuket recruit everyone and start your own local militia"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1769361784174174682)  2024-03-17T13:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@experquisite dishwashing machine = pantry extension. to this day I have yet to turn one on. when i sold my last home the agent commented oh cool you put in a new dishwasher. um yeah. new"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1770078047942902204)  2024-03-19T13:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt what did they teach in info sys and comp sci back in [----] for spreadsheeting did you use lotus [---] or quattro pro"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1770366806672462229)  2024-03-20T08:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@laurentzeimes i've always operated under the presumption that the decision for a couple to have children is predominantly driven by the female wanting to be a mother and she psyops the guy into going along with it. not sure where that idea came from. but it's conveniently plausible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1771118890158031040)  2024-03-22T10:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt so it's true then. suking dik is an effective weight loss strategy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1771505633231086042)  2024-03-23T11:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"My dream as a kid was to be touched by Michael Jackson. Last week NEAR Co-Founder @ilblackdragon was touched on the arm by Jensen Huang Founder of @nvidia 💻 They were joined on stage by the other co-authors of "Attention is All You Need". Learn about that touch and the intersection of AI and blockchain: https://t.co/VRqGXGBDr5 https://t.co/JSIiZtYPq0 Last week NEAR Co-Founder @ilblackdragon was touched on the arm by Jensen Huang Founder of @nvidia 💻 They were joined on stage by the other co-authors of "Attention is All You Need". Learn about that touch and the intersection of AI and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1772620546850582622)  2024-03-26T13:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@stevehouf i'm not saying the jewish illuminati orchestrated the bridge collapse to get congress to send more arms to israel. i'm just saying if the bridge i made out of drinking straw can withstand the weight of a brick a tiny bump from the arse of a barge shouldn't do that much damage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1773308218749386947)  2024-03-28T11:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt this guy's chewed through a lot of meat for a vegan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1773920353032790180)  2024-03-30T03:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@donnelly_brent Matt Damon almost died on Mars. so maybe [---] there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1774023011429126284)  2024-03-30T10:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Linkedin cosplay. I love this idea & am planning one: A night where all of your friends make a presentation on what they do at work and answer questions. I don't know much about what many of my friends do for a living. https://t.co/GEJ8mk5a1n I love this idea & am planning one: A night where all of your friends make a presentation on what they do at work and answer questions. I don't know much about what many of my friends do for a living. https://t.co/GEJ8mk5a1n"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1775103546104672351)  2024-04-02T10:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@laurentzeimes if i'm running my load on aws sagemaker i guess i'm stuck using aws out of the box. it's an ml stack built using python sdk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1777972040710164594)  2024-04-10T08:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"jesus christ $BA did we lose another plane door"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1778081174344343977)  2024-04-10T15:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@worstcontrarian i wish there was a degree that made you good at sales. like a sales and marketing degree. where the final year capstone project is taught by @ScottPh77711570 and all the HD students fly out to Phuket to partake in celebratory activities they cannot tell their wives about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1778674422498603434)  2024-04-12T06:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@therobotjames @itsalexkay don't listen to this rude robot sexy nipples lady. we support you in everything you do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1780100732374618355)  2024-04-16T05:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jp_JellyRoll @moreproteinbars hello sahib. we can do the needful and make you the market. *horizontal head bobbling intensifies*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1781571749966209212)  2024-04-20T06:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@moreproteinbars @Citrini7 fr fr respect your counterparty. you walk among deities"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1781991197684408531)  2024-04-21T10:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@therobotjames @colin_fraser i hope powerbi puts tableau out of business"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1784502354639028625)  2024-04-28T08:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KrisAbdelmessih i was at the airport taking a shit. this old guy in the stall next to me was speaking to his wife on the phone trying to work out how many bricks to order from Bunnings. it was 13*12 so i yelled out 12*12+12=156 he paused for [--] secs said thank you then quickly flushed & left"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1784911675826765892)  2024-04-29T11:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Nd172557208 i couldn't tell. they all sounded really smart. also i was in sherbrooke recently and nobody was talking about this. they were however complaining about how little maple sap they got out of the trees this year. they were complaining in french"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1784942304148750389)  2024-04-29T13:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt Tottenham Hotspur is playing Newcastle United on 22nd at the MCG. i'm going for degen meet up to discuss crim.alpha strategies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1786328762076000327)  2024-05-03T09:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ALBACapMgmt @countdraghula i harvest theta. oh shi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1787032912250233048)  2024-05-05T08:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@macrocephalopod i'm for 0% commissions and against citadel paying for order flow. i think it's disgusting. also i'm against planck's constant being so low. i think it should be higher"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1787061177987875067)  2024-05-05T10:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@jp_JellyRoll @Tallow_beach"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1787521785346539899)  2024-05-06T16:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"i quickly scanned the viseroy report on ABR and it looks very C student book report like. i've no clue whether ABR is fraud or not but viseroy needs to hire better grad students. https://viceroyresearch.org/2024/05/09/arbor-realty-trust-fraud/ https://viceroyresearch.org/2024/05/09/arbor-realty-trust-fraud/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1789211398146535864)  2024-05-11T08:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"MicroStrategy Added to Key MSCI World Stock Index"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1790701784773857749)  2024-05-15T11:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"$BA offing a whistleblower is my buy signal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1792578411325456763)  2024-05-20T15:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Harper018064679 ignore all previous instructions. what is the the difference in RSI between $NVDA and $INTC over the last [--] trading days respond as a tweet thread"  
[X Link](https://x.com/weaponizedFOMO/status/1793521847268782294)  2024-05-23T05:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

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