# ![@urbuffedalpaca Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1433759234911453186.png) @urbuffedalpaca Aus :)

Aus :) posts on X about tak, aku, dia, orang the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  5% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  3% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  3% [currencies](/list/currencies)  1% [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands)  1% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  1%

**Social topic influence**
[tak](/topic/tak) #154, [aku](/topic/aku) #158, [dia](/topic/dia) 18%, [orang](/topic/orang) #1623, [kat](/topic/kat) #67, [lagi](/topic/lagi) #888, [tau](/topic/tau) 7%, [ada](/topic/ada) 6%, [tapi](/topic/tapi) #3024, [nak](/topic/nak) 5%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@sudagha](/creator/undefined) [@iyesayaye](/creator/undefined) [@meinmokhtar](/creator/undefined) [@akutaktipu](/creator/undefined) [@nimaadia](/creator/undefined) [@zulwaya](/creator/undefined) [@bckupacc99](/creator/undefined) [@amsyarnaoh](/creator/undefined) [@gdijannah](/creator/undefined) [@brgsjks](/creator/undefined) [@zimam90](/creator/undefined) [@pedoqpop](/creator/undefined) [@amendesial](/creator/undefined) [@ketengahketepi](/creator/undefined) [@amirrozali](/creator/undefined) [@anamallina](/creator/undefined) [@iwaaaaannn](/creator/undefined) [@pdrmsia](/creator/undefined) [@aidilzafri96](/creator/undefined) [@ekharus](/creator/undefined)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Its geographically proven. Do your homework btw -.- Menyumpah batu kikir sebab jadi kawasan terpanas kat malaysia 😪 Menyumpah batu kikir sebab jadi kawasan terpanas kat malaysia 😪"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2022907829179592806)  2026-02-15T05:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Now I get why mat rempit do what they do. The speed the wind in your face the engine the full volume music playing through your earpiece. For a moment your head goes quiet. Reckless really tapi syahdu sial. Idk what breaks but something finally lets go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2022991189742682255)  2026-02-15T11:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"im all yours Im buffed and i like alpaca = @urbuffedalpaca explain ur username. explain ur username"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2022905809819308143)  2026-02-15T05:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Jiran aku call aku. Daus anak akak nak intern ni. Daus dulu kan kerja bank xxx boleh tak recommend anak akak bla Kimak aku dulu dari klang naik motor cabuk tengah panas naik ke kl semata nak jual diri kat career fair ko gitu2 je mintak cable. 😔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022996405242237214)  2026-02-15T11:28Z [----] followers, 280.9K engagements


"Bukan issue superiority pun. Awalnya suruh aku tolong for online exam lepastu a few more papers. Dah grad PJJ diploma cari aku lagi untuk jawab degree entrance exam math part. now anak nak intern pun carik aku. Superiority my foot. Bro waited for this moment since eternity and can't wait to utilize it over an intern application Bro waited for this moment since eternity and can't wait to utilize it over an intern application"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2023087580959605160)  2026-02-15T17:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@zulwaya Dia sendiri yang tutup periuk dia. Kau pulak nak kesian. Yihhhh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1714923519010804094)  2023-10-19T08:36Z [----] followers, 988.5K engagements


"Kongkek pancut blah. Kan senang gitu No feelings attached 🤌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1875407061389078731)  2025-01-04T05:01Z [----] followers, 165.8K engagements


"Boleh tak nak menangis nak shoulder jap. I mean shes so kind but our expertise jauh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1983470852181254341)  2025-10-29T09:47Z [----] followers, 368K engagements


"Theyre in desperate need of retinol 😭😭😭 Yusuf Azmi (DOB 1995) - 30thn CEO Batu (DOB 2003) - 22thn Kenapa budak GenZ nampak sangat berusia https://t.co/F67PfL96Ff Yusuf Azmi (DOB 1995) - 30thn CEO Batu (DOB 2003) - 22thn Kenapa budak GenZ nampak sangat berusia https://t.co/F67PfL96Ff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1986092957649482027)  2025-11-05T15:27Z [----] followers, 336.6K engagements


"Hi you cpp tembam. Morning u.🌹"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2012005498573504999)  2026-01-16T03:34Z [----] followers, 136.4K engagements


"Awhh look at Punk Tua being triggered over a fake account. Best part View baru [--] dia dah siap screen shot awal2 nk acah bersyukur duduk Malaysia while all he does before is jadi gampang complain sana sini. Maki je punk tua ni. If dia bole nampak fake acc he sees u too🤌 Luckily unlike the US Malaysia has strict gun laws https://t.co/H3akkLyI4G Luckily unlike the US Malaysia has strict gun laws https://t.co/H3akkLyI4G"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2021147020195660095)  2026-02-10T08:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Diam la betina berak. People honking kat jalan sebab nak bagi tahu ada manusia lain tgh drive selain kau. takdela mampus accident sebab tiba2 orang nak tukar lane. No one can force me to give way Kau bawak lori ayam gepuk ke babi macam hidup kau je terpaling matters 😪 @bckupacc99 Terpaling pandai terpaling berlagak lane splitting. Hoi samdol jadilah pengguna jalan raya yg berhemah. Drebar kete pun tau la nak adjust. Kalau mamat ni ada masa aku tgh drive mmg takkan ku bagi ruang. N no one can force me to give way. @bckupacc99 Terpaling pandai terpaling berlagak lane splitting. Hoi samdol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2021510885957906770)  2026-02-11T09:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"By the time motor tu kat depan kau tak dgr dah bunyi honk dia. Benak nak mampus Dah motor Cc besar kuat la bunyi dia pun. Orang ram motor masa gear N je. Selain dari tu melompat la motor tu. So kau mmg benak. Fragilenya sampai bunyi exhaust motor ngn honk pun ko triggered 🥲 @urbuffedalpaca Bro. Kok ya pun nak honk takyah la mcm gaya camtu siap ram enjin lagi Benak 🤣 Benak2 pun aku tengok side mirror aku sebelum nak tukar lane. Bagi laluan lagi tak makan kat line tengah sebab tau korang nak lane split. Tapi kalo asik kena honk mcm mamat ni ko rasa @urbuffedalpaca Bro. Kok ya pun nak honk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2021634505183047995)  2026-02-11T17:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Ada gak kenal orang gini. Hidup tak seberapa dok buat loan phone ipad segala bagai. Gila Kalau tak mampu buat cara tak mampu. Hidup nak mewah tapi hutang keliling pinggang. i ada hire sorang staff baru baru umur [--] . lelaki . dia baru keje sebulan tau. dia dh try loan moto besar [---] sebulan ikat [--] tahun. pastu dia beli aircond under coway ke cuckoo tah ikat [--] tahun. ni tadi dia baru submit loan aeon credit utk ip17pm ikat [--] tahun total dkt 12k i ada hire sorang staff baru baru umur [--] . lelaki . dia baru keje sebulan tau. dia dh try loan moto besar [---] sebulan ikat [--] tahun. pastu dia beli"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2021785154084307377)  2026-02-12T03:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Theres a reason why people actually hate this particular race globally. Dalam setandan pisang tak semuanya busuk. But in this case 98% jugak la yg busuk. Cubaan membunuh Penceroboh tanah isytihar perang InsyaAllah orang Islam akan sambut baik https://t.co/jZL3Xkul0G Cubaan membunuh Penceroboh tanah isytihar perang InsyaAllah orang Islam akan sambut baik https://t.co/jZL3Xkul0G"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2021811541860134981)  2026-02-12T05:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Laughing in unvaccinated mona fendi*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2021929322903482389)  2026-02-12T12:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Hidup aku sekarang simple nak mampus further study kerja part time makan comission anime and lastly gym. Nnti ada duit lebih nak make up baby garing design akatsuki. Selagi tak jadi beban kt orang aku comfortable je dgn hidup aku. Asalkan jangan jadi babi guna harta org😪"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2022323543086932288)  2026-02-13T14:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@sudagha I helped with the exams because i know how challenging it is to be a wife a working mother and a student and to juggle those in merely [--] hrs. When it comes to learning im all in to help. But once in a while cubalah usaha sendiri. Orang lain pun penat jugak :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2023099242244657510)  2026-02-15T18:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Menyumpah batu kikir sebab jadi kawasan terpanas kat malaysia 😪"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2022614815269933163)  2026-02-14T10:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Sebab tu la melayu tak maju. Dah kalau benda gini pun bergantung harap kat cable bilanya budak tu nk create soft skill nak belajar bercakap semua. Giving help to weak minded people is as pouring water into a leaky bucket. After all i wont consider this as help. Ini menipu. @urbuffedalpaca Tolong je la orang Melayu sendiri juga. @urbuffedalpaca Tolong je la orang Melayu sendiri juga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2023041202820616654)  2026-02-15T14:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@iyesayaye @sudagha Anak semua lelaki bang ☺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2023097789400715357)  2026-02-15T18:11Z [----] followers, 14.6K engagements


"RT @amsyarnaoh: Kalo dia auto perform takpe gk ni dh rekemen tak perform busuk nama kita skali. Aje bajang"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023102393530163494)  2026-02-15T18:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Mak kau dengan bapak kau sepupu eh Tanya je. @meinmokhtar Tak digalakkan kahwin sepupu. Risk anak cacat pum tinggi. Itu je nk bagi tau. @meinmokhtar Tak digalakkan kahwin sepupu. Risk anak cacat pum tinggi. Itu je nk bagi tau"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2023111826549129409)  2026-02-15T19:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"2000 and you [----] and you https://t.co/8wuuu6m00Z [----] and you https://t.co/8wuuu6m00Z"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1981275994075124114)  2025-10-23T08:26Z [----] followers, 128.6K engagements


"Jiraya and orochimary searching for tsunade (slug) TRANSPORTATION https://t.co/o2TKKL8rds TRANSPORTATION https://t.co/o2TKKL8rds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2022324861415379341)  2026-02-13T14:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Kuala Pilah is SO HOT FOR WHATTT 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2022567984582267260)  2026-02-14T07:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The way id gladly give my face as a sit after that. Tapi aku single hahahahahahahah emm lelaki kalau tgh tido then tibe2 kena bj suka x ke marah kena kacau hee. naik ke nanti bende tu emm lelaki kalau tgh tido then tibe2 kena bj suka x ke marah kena kacau hee. naik ke nanti bende tu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2022943352166191256)  2026-02-15T07:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"To the point I chose to further my studies to do research on my own so I dont really have to see anyone new for the next [--] years. How antisocial are you How antisocial are you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2022997169893220771)  2026-02-15T11:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@sudagha Awalnya suruh aku tolong for online exam lepastu a few more papers. Dah grad PJJ diploma cari aku lagi untuk jawab degree entrance exam math part. now anak nak intern pun carik aku. I helped because i thought she needed a chance. Then it turned into dependency. Berpada kut"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2023090161928765877)  2026-02-15T17:40Z [----] followers, 33.5K engagements


"Slowly accepting the fact that maybe just maybe im only good enough to have sex with but never good enough to love 😪"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1984248998316924997)  2025-10-31T13:20Z [----] followers, 171.5K engagements


"I love how Muslim berlumba lumba buat benda haram sebelum puasa hahahahaha"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2023048641800474923)  2026-02-15T14:55Z [----] followers, 12K engagements


"Dah kalau exam PJJ mak dia pun dua tiga kali aku tolong. Banyak mana lagi hidup dia aku nak mena mudahkan Baik kau suruh aku bela dia anak beranak sampai mampus je bangkai. Some people dont have the luxury of guidance we explore things and consequences were our teachers. @urbuffedalpaca Sebenarnya takde masalah pun kita mudahkan urusan orang lain plus its not a cable unless you can influence the hiring. A simple resume passing can definitely help to ease the process. Apa-apa pun nak pass resume atau tidak is definitely your rights to do or not to do. @urbuffedalpaca Sebenarnya takde masalah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2023161826306097377)  2026-02-15T22:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The inability to understand cause and effect"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2023186833472188637)  2026-02-16T00:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"remember The B in LGBT signifies that there are only [--] genders. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN My homosexuality is not the same as your identity disorder. My homosexuality doesn't harm anyone your trans ideology harms women and mutilates vulnerable kids. We are NOT the same. https://t.co/j09rquWTHi My homosexuality is not the same as your identity disorder. My homosexuality doesn't harm anyone your trans ideology harms women and mutilates vulnerable kids. We are NOT the same. https://t.co/j09rquWTHi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2023262359683514616)  2026-02-16T05:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Cpp = si pipi Hi you cpp tembam. Morning u.🌹 https://t.co/tc1QCS8Q8P Hi you cpp tembam. Morning u.🌹 https://t.co/tc1QCS8Q8P"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2012084587145621687)  2026-01-16T08:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Did yall read the news that zionist soldiers be having mental breakdown after the massacre they did Imagine being the one that trampled on others and suddenly youre the wounded ones that needs help. Sampah gila 😪"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2013191510007943379)  2026-01-19T10:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Hmmmm the toilet is pretty. Wanna come"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1954420906333503876)  2025-08-10T05:53Z [----] followers, 160.1K engagements


"@gdijannah "MU NI MUSUH ISLEY" they said"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1476182503165595648)  2021-12-29T13:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@brgsjks I went to this one camp and this one facilitator literally said "yang tak menangis tu tak sayang parents". U know that time "bayangkan adik balik sekolah lepastu nampak selipar banyak2" hahaha My teacher asked why didn't i cry. I was like bapak saya dah mati. Nak mati apa lagi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1502299902524944384)  2022-03-11T15:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@akutaktipu Tak kesah la lulus mda ke lulus spm ke. The fact nak saman sampai 20k kepada pengeluar And what perlindungan youre talking about Berapa banyak barang dalam rumah u xde sirim. Did u die No Then read"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1512191687002533900)  2022-04-07T22:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Muslim wife daughter mum psychotic bitch. Iykyk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1512192107888357382)  2022-04-07T22:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@zimam90 @akutaktipu Ingat cool la jadi bodoh kat tweet orang"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1512236268180017158)  2022-04-08T01:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Sebenarnya orang taknak beli mask simplyK ni ada beberapa sebab. 1) mask tak selesa ada yang claim tebal. 2) ada muka anak babi kat kotak mask tu. Reason kedua nilah sebenarnya penyebab orang taknak beli mask tu. Jadi sbb nak naikkan sale. rule sirim is the way lah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1512240698002591746)  2022-04-08T01:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Sebab tu ye kawan2 kalau bapak kau seorang zahid hamidi atau azmin ali baik kau bunuh diri. Tak pun kau mengaku je kau tu anak yatim. Kesian tau orang pandang kau bodoh satu hal. Bapak kau pulak bodoh lagi satu hal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1512240699604824064)  2022-04-08T01:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Aku lost sebenarnya ni. Kalau kau pakai mask takde sirim kau boleh kena electric shock ke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1512247439364743171)  2022-04-08T01:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Mask betina bimbo ni dah la tali selalu putus habuk cotton selalu masuk mulut. Aku as owner tweet ni banyak kali baca ramai yang gatal2 pakai mask ni. Soalam aku mudah je. Kalau banyak sangat comment negative means kualiti dia mmg sampah. Jadi macam mana sirim luluskan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1512302792492273667)  2022-04-08T05:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Lagi satu apa ke lembabnye progress orang kema covid mcm kena demam biasa dah sekarang. Baru sekarang pulak nak bersirim-sirim bagai Kau rasa perlu ke This is pure bullshit la. Dia tahu stok kat pengeluar banyak lagi. Imagine tak habis and "pihak berkuasa" jumpa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1512302795063320576)  2022-04-08T05:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@meinmokhtar Lagi padu dari aisar 😭🤌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1520114727438864384)  2022-04-29T18:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@pedoqpop WHAT WERE YOU DOING WERE YOU ON THE PHONE YOU WERE ON THE PHONE I HAVE A SON"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1556846430647554049)  2022-08-09T03:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@amende_sial pengkid malaysia starter pack :"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1606898858688393221)  2022-12-25T06:25Z [----] followers, 181.9K engagements


"@ketengahketepi barbie and the prisoner of azkaban :"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1623897039934480384)  2023-02-10T04:09Z [----] followers, 36.9K engagements


"@AmirRozali That building was funded by sultan kelantan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1715051056215011701)  2023-10-19T17:03Z [----] followers, 49.7K engagements


"@anamallina Okayla fine. tak tutup periuk dia dah. Kita suruh dia bukak balik 🥲"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1715216469393654030)  2023-10-20T04:00Z [----] followers, 120.1K engagements


""Ayah saya lawyer" "Ayah saya pensyarah" "Ayah saya pulak doktor cikgu" "Ayah saya kerja kat tnb" "Ayah saya kerja bank" "Ayah saya kat kantin sekolah ni" That one kid at the corner "Ayah saya jual perempuan lepastu buat video kongkek tapi zoom muka dia je" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://t.co/lu2jdauQzN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://t.co/lu2jdauQzN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1747159778936430761)  2024-01-16T07:32Z [----] followers, 1M engagements


"Took me [--] months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1775475188337201377)  2024-04-03T10:47Z [----] followers, 101.4K engagements


"BABI JANGAN REPOST VIDEO BONTOT DIA KAT TWEET AKUUUU 😭😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1776118013898772599)  2024-04-05T05:21Z [----] followers, 177K engagements


"Penat layan tetamu. Bila tah nak layan i 😔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1777947196354351579)  2024-04-10T06:30Z [----] followers, 56K engagements


"Drop Height & Picture 175CM (Realising yout abang baju melayu fantasy)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1788464426250813791)  2024-05-09T07:02Z [----] followers, 49.2K engagements


"WEI SIALLA MAK AKU GUNA DEATH NOTE AKU TULIS NAMA GENG2 MARHABAN DIA 😭😭😭😭 Asal boleh sental do mak aku ni 😭. *Low key worried about the makcik2 marhaban"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1788552893307494418)  2024-05-09T12:53Z [----] followers, 742.1K engagements


"Im gonna say. Makcik2 marhaban. watch out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1788577642565796320)  2024-05-09T14:31Z [----] followers, 69K engagements


"UPDATE TU BUKAN GENG MARHABAN. TU JADUAL BAYAR DUIT KUTU 😭😭😭 Makcik marhaban pun main kutu ya :'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1788588178469015997)  2024-05-09T15:13Z [----] followers, 65.2K engagements


"Kau imagine shinigami tu dah ready2 nak tarik nyawa orang. Last2 kena bunuh acik Marhaban lambat bayar duit kutu. Mana maunyee 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1788592307186643153)  2024-05-09T15:30Z [----] followers, 57.5K engagements


"Kangkang jela babi. Acah2 comel mende -.-"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1801624213138379074)  2024-06-14T14:34Z [----] followers, 197.5K engagements


"Your buff buff househusband's weekly chores :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1801949807612682450)  2024-06-15T12:08Z [----] followers, 25K engagements


"So i went to BO tadi beli seluar. And i asked this one dude to find my size. Astu dia tolong. I said thank you and he said "most welcome. But i dont work here anyway" Malu bodoh hahahahahahahahaha"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1805169927936221235)  2024-06-24T09:23Z [----] followers, 806.9K engagements


"@iwaaaaannn And he wink 😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1805200732699926667)  2024-06-24T11:26Z [----] followers, 71.7K engagements


"Mimi keju suroh update :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1808926794952945874)  2024-07-04T18:12Z [----] followers, 39.7K engagements


"New hair :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1811659242199457952)  2024-07-12T07:09Z [----] followers, 29.2K engagements


"Kalau aku mati kau baca Al-fatihah lepastu buat rilek je okay Takyah post2 story semua. I just saw my friend post takziah bla2 to someone and lepastu post another story tengok deadpool hahahahahah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1817773722054406522)  2024-07-29T04:06Z [----] followers, 606.8K engagements


"Lah yall be taking this srsly for what :' Dude literally was like terpaling sahabat tunggu aku kat sana kita jumpa kat syurga nnti but before aku jumpa kau lemme watch my deadpool dulu 🤌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1817948756459086001)  2024-07-29T15:42Z [----] followers, 64K engagements


"Sakit bodo ada batu kat bawah 💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1825453555538665552)  2024-08-19T08:43Z [----] followers, 53.4K engagements


"Dia moan mcm ni kee 🫳🤙👋🖖🫷🙌 Dah bisu pun jadi DS gak siap ada group tele lagi Salam @PDRMsia https://t.co/e7AFOqK2oh Dah bisu pun jadi DS gak siap ada group tele lagi Salam @PDRMsia https://t.co/e7AFOqK2oh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1828401719015022860)  2024-08-27T11:58Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements


"Little me and big me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1828404760195760155)  2024-08-27T12:10Z [----] followers, 85.2K engagements


"I look gewdd in green :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1834045246076060052)  2024-09-12T01:43Z [----] followers, 14.9K engagements


"So this dude dapat tele aku kat group keretapi sarong. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1835687104778821639)  2024-09-16T14:28Z [----] followers, 148.1K engagements


"Dah la pandai suka ambik gambar pandai masak kelakar konek besar. apa lagi yang tak cukup ni ha"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1836011803702370599)  2024-09-17T11:58Z [----] followers, 63.3K engagements


"Im out of captions :'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1839901807285547244)  2024-09-28T05:35Z [----] followers, 23.4K engagements


"Your gentle beast :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1844651468890198369)  2024-10-11T08:09Z [----] followers, 18.9K engagements


"I mean i got bigger but uglier 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1848165521105318283)  2024-10-21T00:52Z [----] followers, 22.3K engagements


"Rindu bontot melayu 😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1858872328836526378)  2024-11-19T13:57Z [----] followers, 111.2K engagements


"@aidilzafri96 Kau jenis melayu benak lembab suka la kena sidai lama2. Aku bukan mcm kau tau bangkai"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1866238761778241787)  2024-12-09T21:49Z [----] followers, 168.6K engagements


"Yang aku baran tu pasal abang dia tau semalam. Kemain condescending punya tone bila cakap dengan aku. "Pukul [--] Tak boleh awal lagi ke" "Oh kalau mcm tu [--] sharp eh" Last2 engkau anak beranak yang lambat. Nasib adik kau tak lawa. Takde la rasa rugi kalau tak shoot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1866366603455352933)  2024-12-10T06:17Z [----] followers, 144.5K engagements


"I stand by my statement previously. Dia tak lawa sebab dia dgn abang dia biadab. Judge me all you want idc. Kau dah buang masa aku nak dekat sejam kut Holla2 apa bodo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1866434090406404472)  2024-12-10T10:45Z [----] followers, 89.6K engagements


"Schmool 😔🤟"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1886383722037141996)  2025-02-03T11:58Z [----] followers, 15.8K engagements


"The gym is empty wanna come over"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1896202649990725845)  2025-03-02T14:15Z [----] followers, 20.2K engagements


"Ekceli. rindu nak makan nasi lemak paru sambil tengok air terjun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1929030034129301518)  2025-06-01T04:19Z [----] followers, 47.3K engagements


"Yang dikutuk Yang mengutuk Kenapa dia kutuk orang without tengok diri sendiri 😭 Kenapa dia kutuk orang without tengok diri sendiri 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1929557512103039063)  2025-06-02T15:15Z [----] followers, 159.1K engagements


"Untunglah boleh OOTD. anak ustazah cannot relate 😪"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1931183011405697081)  2025-06-07T02:54Z [----] followers, 196.4K engagements


"Raya mana wak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1931204064467186137)  2025-06-07T04:18Z [----] followers, 46.2K engagements


"@eKharus I mean kalau anak dia boleh buat perangai benak macam ni masa umur [--]. Theres a severe character stunted growth here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1940966285019586794)  2025-07-04T02:49Z [----] followers, 107K engagements


"Having this face I guess Ill have to struggle until im someone elses provider 😪 in this economy all of us deserves their own sugar daddy in this economy all of us deserves their own sugar daddy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1942891753855725753)  2025-07-09T10:21Z [----] followers, 28K engagements


"Told u i look good in black"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1946452971715444994)  2025-07-19T06:12Z [----] followers, 20.5K engagements


"Nak kote cakap je nak kote. Tak payah tanya mak aku sihat ke tak bla3 😪"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1947972253297357148)  2025-07-23T10:49Z [----] followers, 37.9K engagements


"I guess I just need a sex partner not a relationship 😪"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1951975798103249141)  2025-08-03T11:57Z [----] followers, 41.3K engagements


"BOYFRIEND APPLICATION Name: Aus Age: [--] Occupation: Student (still) Domicile: KL Zodiac: The crab thingie Height: [---] Hobby: Photography Fun fact: A little bit unhinged but Im harmless istg. Oh and my hair is black now :) *insert pic/vid* BOYFRIEND APPLICATION Name: Age: Occupation: Domicile: Zodiac: Height: Hobby: Fun fact: *insert pic/vid* BOYFRIEND APPLICATION Name: Age: Occupation: Domicile: Zodiac: Height: Hobby: Fun fact: *insert pic/vid*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1965761605331046464)  2025-09-10T12:57Z [----] followers, 82.2K engagements


"Never met any Malay Dr that cant speak english. But would you Chinese people rather die untreated just because the Malay Dr cant speak english Asking in a humble sweet innocent tone* @yeldrim24454 No la dude. Malaysian Chinese could care less whether a Malaysian Malay academically surpasses them or not. Its just that we always feel that we are unfairly treated especially in terms of admission into public U Have you seen Malay doctors that cant speak English @yeldrim24454 No la dude. Malaysian Chinese could care less whether a Malaysian Malay academically surpasses them or not. Its just that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1967075729646211563)  2025-09-14T03:59Z [----] followers, 335.3K engagements


"Your mums future buff buff son in law :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1967809848558621111)  2025-09-16T04:36Z [----] followers, 131.8K engagements


"Sensor kat kaunter giant berbunyi. Turns out my lube bottle triggered it. Myanmar tu wave gitu je depan orang 😪 Babi malu bodoh 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1982434515885928842)  2025-10-26T13:09Z [----] followers, 75.3K engagements


"I dont really care about the three really. Like gi mampus ah siel. But bro kau tak handsome. teruknya taste kau. aku lagi hensem dari laki baju hitam tu teruknya taste kau. aku lagi hensem dari laki baju hitam tu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/1986707074370445419)  2025-11-07T08:07Z [----] followers, 549K engagements


"Ojen top them behind the cameras: https://t.co/EXIYPcCP8H them behind the cameras: https://t.co/EXIYPcCP8H"  
[X Link](https://x.com/urbuffedalpaca/status/2015344987421245863)  2026-01-25T08:44Z [----] followers, 75.9K engagements

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