# ![@uptowndonkey0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::14230961.png) @uptowndonkey0 UptownDonkey

UptownDonkey posts on X about if you, in the, the first, daytona [---] the most. They currently have [---] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::14230961/interactions)
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- [--] Week [-------] +185%
- [--] Month [---------] +403%
- [--] Months [---------] +186%
- [--] Year [---------] +745%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::14230961/posts_active)
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- [--] Month [---] +48%
- [--] Months [-----] +109%
- [--] Year [-----] +141%

### Followers: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::14230961/followers)
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- [--] Week [---] +2.20%
- [--] Month [---] +11%
- [--] Months [---] +34%
- [--] Year [---] +166%

### CreatorRank: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::14230961/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[stocks](/list/stocks)  5.94% [finance](/list/finance)  4.95% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  2.97% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  2.97% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  1.98% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  1.98% [countries](/list/countries)  0.99%

**Social topic influence**
[if you](/topic/if-you) 10.89%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 4.95%, [the first](/topic/the-first) 3.96%, [daytona 500](/topic/daytona-500) 3.96%, [money](/topic/money) 2.97%, [guess](/topic/guess) 1.98%, [the great](/topic/the-great) 1.98%, [games](/topic/games) 1.98%, [countries](/topic/countries) 1.98%, [the most](/topic/the-most) 1.98%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@gogoguillotines](/creator/undefined) [@hispalmsrsweaty](/creator/undefined) [@jthri25](/creator/undefined) [@leafsplswin](/creator/undefined) [@therickpatton](/creator/undefined) [@sorrow_spice](/creator/undefined) [@chamboncfc](/creator/undefined) [@jayesskayeye](/creator/undefined) [@womandefiner](/creator/undefined) [@thewellredmage](/creator/undefined) [@kennetik](/creator/undefined) [@owenbenjamin](/creator/undefined) [@kellda](/creator/undefined) [@mappy6984](/creator/undefined) [@feitcanwrite](/creator/undefined) [@itysltdgarden](/creator/undefined) [@killytheking](/creator/undefined) [@eggheadrobby](/creator/undefined) [@ninaturner](/creator/undefined) [@omgsidewalks](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[PepsiCo, Inc. (PEP)](/topic/$pep) [Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Trump confirmed to be a Frank Zappa fan Trump directly implicated by Epstein not only as a sex pest but as a racist: https://t.co/Zbs4TcePBu Trump directly implicated by Epstein not only as a sex pest but as a racist: https://t.co/Zbs4TcePBu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2018045210639335555)  2026-02-01T19:34Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Not sure why the black guy from Fallout who wears the robot suit thing always seems to be exhausted. Surely the whole point of the robot suit thing is it has motors and stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2019278237252391256)  2026-02-05T05:13Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@lmm2996 None of these drivers except for Gordon were actually competing for the championship tho"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/1972856662144020931)  2025-09-30T02:50Z [---] followers, 20.7K engagements


"@PangenderTina Of course you do. You think it's great she vandalized her car and you think it's great it ended up causing a fight cuz you think violence of all kinds helps your cause. You're liberal. That's what you believe in. We get it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2018969143660204113)  2026-02-04T08:45Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@The_Only_Barbie My guess would be she has no fat genetics whatsoever. She wasn't meant to be fat. No one in her family for generations was fat. Her body was like an un-contacted African tribe tasting Pepsi for the first time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2019333128448536614)  2026-02-05T08:51Z [---] followers, 84K engagements


"@Mappy6984 This actually isn't a terrible price for this car"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2019837934904754686)  2026-02-06T18:17Z [---] followers, 17.2K engagements


"@female_eunuch No we were mad at people for acting like phonies. IPA's taste like someone shit a couple dollars worth of pennies directly into your mouth. And of the two fucking NMH albums the one everyone claims to like isn't even the good one. The real ones know Avery Island is way better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020019623585055134)  2026-02-07T06:19Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@jenny2x4 Communists killed [---] million people in the 20st century. I don't give a shit about North Korea specifically but why exactly shouldn't I believe this is true That's a thing communists do all the time. It's totally on brand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020068701299474815)  2026-02-07T09:34Z [---] followers, 22.9K engagements


"@kirchenthomas1 @Mappy6984 You can barely even get a used Honda Civic with 100k+ miles with a trashed interior for $14k these days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020087816743792724)  2026-02-07T10:50Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheVikingDane People do look like monkeys. Can you explain specifically what it is that upsets you about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020304256247709890)  2026-02-08T01:10Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@walterkirn Kidnapping & ransom situations are rare exactly because it's the type of crime law enforcement fully mobilizes on. They do it exactly to send a message it's a crime that will be treated with top priority"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020363589878706418)  2026-02-08T05:06Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@WomanDefiner Wait till next weekend and watch the Daytona [---] the great AMERICAN race"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020554117102411792)  2026-02-08T17:43Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@gorilla_rape Long haul trucking is anything over [---] miles. The Tesla Semi is on the lower end of the range but does classify. You can't really do 'gotcha' games with words if you don't know what the words mean"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020556450938880049)  2026-02-08T17:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@PanasonicDX4500 Interesting do you often discriminate against people on the basis of their age Tsk tsk tsk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020561236304236549)  2026-02-08T18:11Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@S1apSh0es @ReganSmith Wait till Bubba realizes the liberals are promoting Latinos cuz they are less scary and easier to control than the blacks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020701805647392799)  2026-02-09T03:30Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@XFarmer1977 If someone jumps out in front of your car 2-3 seconds ahead that's gonna be a freebie in most situations if you want to take it. You're not expected to be able to stop that quickly. You can run them over if you want"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020718735187959937)  2026-02-09T04:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@JennX0608 @FeitCanWrite From the clip I saw he listed off a bunch of foreign countries that a shit ton of illegal immigrants originate from and tried to conflate that with 'togetherness' which is obviously a very political statement"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020732644930081179)  2026-02-09T05:33Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ItysltdGarden @FeitCanWrite I myself do not watch ape ball I don't care that much but there's obviously a reason they picked a Home Depot parking lot lizard to perform. It's inherently political"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020734469615804638)  2026-02-09T05:40Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@plzbepatient Idk I don't watch apes ball. All I can tell you for a fact is next week at the Daytona [---] there won't be any need for counter programming because it's the great AMERICAN race"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020744468110967040)  2026-02-09T06:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheRealJChubby Most people happily give their camera footage to police. The take away here should be definitely don't commit crimes cuz you'll probably get filmed and caught"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020753814190436509)  2026-02-09T06:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@killytheking @eggheadrobby @ninaturner They obviously are. Almost all of modern computing and telecommunications was created by white people. The Japs made some good chips but they mostly used them for playing Mario games and had to import all their useful shit from white people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020758735094796646)  2026-02-09T07:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@killytheking @eggheadrobby @ninaturner Fun fact in the mid 90s when the US was adopting computers for productivity one of the hottest pieces of tech in Japan was the PC-FX that is known for having the largest selection of pornographic anime rape fantasy video games"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020759661155070038)  2026-02-09T07:20Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@heavensbvnny Cooking 2-3 meals a day is SO MUCH BETTER than devoting [--] hours a week to making your work Daddy happy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020792177270440387)  2026-02-09T09:29Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@hell_line0 Women 'traffic' men all the time in their own way. Men can't get gang raped because our dicks won't get hard and cum loads for women in rapid succession. Child support laws control men's bodies requiring them to work to pay or goto jail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020794636562792926)  2026-02-09T09:39Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@omgsidewalks Your free time makes you a genetic dead end. You won't be part of the future. Anything good or unique about you will be lost. Everything you do in your life will be pointless and forgotten"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020796131286909159)  2026-02-09T09:45Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@theWellRedMage Says the person posting something in a purely digital medium. I can guarantee you no one is printing out your tweet to appreciate it in some unique unicorn way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020797339137347875)  2026-02-09T09:50Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@JenniferSey The troon suicide rates are already high to start with as they begin to age out they are only going to increase. It's very much in the realm of possibility 75% of all troons will be dead by the age of [--] or even sooner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020802792525316409)  2026-02-09T10:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Faithful150 @omgsidewalks Why survive for nothing It's all pointless if you can't even mange to do the most basic thing and reproduce. Might as well just call it quits ASAP. What's the point who cares"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020803597814902853)  2026-02-09T10:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@DI82589 @bonchieredstate They're worried about being a target of revenge so they. Do a Super Bowl commercial Makes no sense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020926040441553045)  2026-02-09T18:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@mikerainey82 If the billionaires will stop at nothing why didn't they kill the victims yet They're just hoping they don't say anything Also why can't the victims give the information to the press as a confidential source"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2021063799089098867)  2026-02-10T03:28Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@luvblessingz AI is faster and better. That's what happened"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2021492190158127153)  2026-02-11T07:51Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@daltonleepruitt And when I test it it's usually perfect. That's just a total lie so I'm going to assume everything else he says is pure bullshit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2021496603761311942)  2026-02-11T08:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@kissmeriver Risk going to jail for the rest of your life in a criminal murder conspiracy or just divorce the guy and take 50% of his money. Hmm tough choice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2021504716514132260)  2026-02-11T08:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@reddit_lies How do these kids have access to so many drugs Buying them off Reddit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2021675969052881230)  2026-02-11T20:01Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@WaliRuchi @alexstein99 @cnchcanada @CoHNACanada @CohheOfficial @HinduACT @canada_hindu @HinduAmerican Wow you are clearly super racist against Indians like Alex Stein. Shame on you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2021747880977961340)  2026-02-12T00:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Angry_Staffer Presumably because they are accessing them through secured DOJ systems Duhhhhhh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2021788829321961786)  2026-02-12T03:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@asdkfjasdlfjd These games were mostly designed for children with no jobs or lives outside of school so yes it seems like if you are an adult male maybe it's time to stop playing them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2021844393758527538)  2026-02-12T07:10Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@RaiqueTavares The only people who think The Wire is great are people who worship nWord culture. I found it very off-putting and overrated. Annoying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022166285409542648)  2026-02-13T04:29Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@WomanDefiner The actual article is about 'luxury grocery stores' that are charging $48 for a rotisserie chicken"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022197970587046006)  2026-02-13T06:35Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@WomanDefiner Super snobby trust fund kind store. https://www.instagram.com/meadowlanenyc/hl=en https://www.instagram.com/meadowlanenyc/hl=en"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022198925592297981)  2026-02-13T06:39Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@CBSNews Guess he should have managed his finances better. But either way living alone is a luxury the vast majority of the people in the entire world can't afford. What's the problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022204617246093341)  2026-02-13T07:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Heminator @Chad_WestReal Both of my cars let me permanently disable auto stop start. Only needs to be reset if the battery ever gets disconnected"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022368735084867650)  2026-02-13T17:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@marycatedelvey Needs to be locked up in a mental asylum ASAP for his own protection"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022445038320418821)  2026-02-13T22:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@itsCorasmith A lot (maybe even most) single women past the age of idk [--] are extremely broken at this point. If you date them you are signing up to be part of their mental illness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022524301338120344)  2026-02-14T04:12Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Dr_Pat_Riarchy @0hour1 Just got my Range Rover back from the mechanic for a $5k bill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022596458159984887)  2026-02-14T08:59Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@susimposter144 @FaucciMane 75-80% of American men are circumcised. That's what a normal penis looks like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022902402366738762)  2026-02-15T05:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@hispalmsrsweaty @kennetik @Chambo_ncfc @leafsplswin No because there's real world value in knowing precisely what time it is. But even that has its limits. That's why your clock doesn't show seconds or microseconds by default. That level of precision is not required"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022963429343199596)  2026-02-15T09:17Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"A battery meter can't predict how many minutes you have left because it's only an approximation even if you're looking at a higher precision integer value of battery life. That's why it's dumb. You either have not enough enough or more than enough. The exact value doesn't matter. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022968489351295105 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022968489351295105"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022968489351295105)  2026-02-15T09:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@hispalmsrsweaty @d1_thugger @kennetik @Chambo_ncfc @leafsplswin If there was a toggle to turn on decimal tenths or thousands of battery life would you turn it on Would it matter to you if it was [------] or [------] battery life left"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022969213770666157)  2026-02-15T09:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@hispalmsrsweaty @d1_thugger @kennetik @Chambo_ncfc @leafsplswin I rarely if ever go below like 20% battery life it's totally irrelevant to my life. I could turn off the entire battery meter at any precision and I still wouldn't really give a shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022970750672719893)  2026-02-15T09:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@OwenBenjamin @Fair_and_Biased @AwakenWithJP Idk but I like she looks like a fat little piggy in this video and it makes my penis hard and I think Charlie would respect that. Fat little piggy is hungry. Someone gotta feed her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2018223848705909221)  2026-02-02T07:23Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@DrDavidMiano I heard this guy with a British accent on the Joe Rogans show and he said it was true and he had such a smart cheeky accent of course I trust him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022899512256401719)  2026-02-15T05:03Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"RT @piasbea: @uptowndonkey0 @cytrusf1 ok pal https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2018223848705909221s=46&t=H8cSpcjPMXZSvuG15PNqPg https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2018223848705909221s=46&t=H8cSpcjPMXZSvuG15PNqPg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022929243081183402)  2026-02-15T07:01Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Today will be my 37th Daytona [---]. I almost certainly will not live for [--] more. The thing you think will last forever turns around on you quicker than you think. Enjoy it while it lasts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022955205256773954)  2026-02-15T08:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@KellDA You forgot to mention he was a man pretending to be a woman"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2023618625345564883)  2026-02-17T04:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Sometimes I ick myself. @OwenBenjamin @Fair_and_Biased @AwakenWithJP Idk but I like she looks like a fat little piggy in this video and it makes my penis hard and I think Charlie would respect that. Fat little piggy is hungry. Someone gotta feed her. @OwenBenjamin @Fair_and_Biased @AwakenWithJP Idk but I like she looks like a fat little piggy in this video and it makes my penis hard and I think Charlie would respect that. Fat little piggy is hungry. Someone gotta feed her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2018224473485218247)  2026-02-02T07:26Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@tekwendell The catch is the original MSRP was probably too high to start with. So the discount you think you're getting maybe isn't as big as you think. But it's still a good deal for $400-$500 for what it is. It was just never worth $800 and that's exactly why it's being discounted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022912415281877203)  2026-02-15T05:54Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@leafsplswin Because I don't care about the exact number. I care about 'not enough' 'enough' 'more than enough'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022934921560650007)  2026-02-15T07:24Z [---] followers, 493.2K engagements


"@Chambo_ncfc @leafsplswin Nah I don't think so. My human brain is really good at making quick visual approximations. It takes a lot more cycles to interrupt integer values at a glance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2022945465994777050)  2026-02-15T08:05Z [---] followers, 38.6K engagements


"@Bitcoin_Teddy $16k is enough for a downpayment in many places with the first time home buyer program. And that's just saving on ice coffee. You can save money too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2023426094331027533)  2026-02-16T15:55Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@douglassmackey Police say he was dressed up as a woman. https://turnto10.com/news/local/police-presence-dennis-m-lynch-arena-andrew-d-ferland-way-pawtucket-rhode-island-february-16-2026 https://turnto10.com/news/local/police-presence-dennis-m-lynch-arena-andrew-d-ferland-way-pawtucket-rhode-island-february-16-2026"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2023564085678534722)  2026-02-17T01:04Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@m_m_m_m_m_m_m7 @KellDA https://x.com/WomanDefiner/status/2023568350140305484s=20 This is the dude who shot his family at the hockey rink. Being trans is a huge signifier of unbridled violence and rage lurking behind the costume. They are going to make up most mass shooters within a year or [--]. https://t.co/i8hnwRRk8n https://x.com/WomanDefiner/status/2023568350140305484s=20 This is the dude who shot his family at the hockey rink. Being trans is a huge signifier of unbridled violence and rage lurking behind the costume. They are going to make up most mass shooters within a year or 2."  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2023623577530994936)  2026-02-17T05:00Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@JThri25 @Sorrow_Spice @Jasonlewis54 @m_m_m_m_m_m_m7 @KellDA If we locked him up into an asylum where he belonged [--] years ago his family wouldn't be dead right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2023633742451929453)  2026-02-17T05:40Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@xwanyex It's just basic math here. All of the rural conservative vote and their much smaller urban vote add up to be almost equally the same as the liberal urban vote plus their much smaller rural vote. That's why we have 50/50 elections"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2018945809056772465)  2026-02-04T07:12Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@Spooby22 @OwenBenjamin @GrahamAllen She's gotta earn a living. She's not a very remarkable person herself this couple of years after Charlie's death are gonna be her only chance to provide for her family. And of course she probably wants to keep the organization her husband believed in so much going"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2018946629349392720)  2026-02-04T07:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@AlextheAdm1ral The one thing you cannot take away from the prequels is they were visually impressive. The acting was bad the story was mid but they looked great. They look better 20+ years later than a lot of modern movies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2018949358419652623)  2026-02-04T07:26Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@WallStreetMav If you look at the actual DOJ files there's multiple other versions of this same e-mail scan that were OCR-ed as '19yo'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2018952060323143769)  2026-02-04T07:37Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@EddieSpruell1 @Mollyploofkins Yes of course. And any black person can call me any racial slur they'd like as well. If you are not trolling me I think you have a real fundamental misunderstanding about free speech"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2018955068964290754)  2026-02-04T07:49Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@mildlyupset573 @mitenkabutgirl It's what Google AI shit says I can't independently verify it but sounds plausible in a $6 trillion dollar a year federal budget"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2018968375620468806)  2026-02-04T08:42Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@prettiermoon @mitenkabutgirl Even worse the other gay countries are more gay about wasting their money just cuz he got monkey pox in the eye or whatever is wrong with him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2018983968004309368)  2026-02-04T09:44Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@UnderTheMayo Yes but in the case of Pluribus almost nothing actually happens so they can recap the entire first season in about [--] seconds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2019187878941606169)  2026-02-04T23:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chevychevelle48 NASCAR gave anyone who didn't want to attend this race due to bad weather the option to get a credit towards a ticket to a different race. A lot of people probably decided they'd much rather just attend the fall Charlotte playoff race instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2019253485188137134)  2026-02-05T03:35Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@0hour1 I'm having a real hard time understanding how this ugly fat bitch is a celebrity of any kind. She looks like she works at Walmart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2019269029295280522)  2026-02-05T04:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@NickBromberg No one watches qualifying. Even at the height of NASCAR's popularity qualifying was never on network FOX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2019271627826163744)  2026-02-05T04:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@JohnNewby_ Maybe he changed his mind since it mostly worked out fine at COTA. NASCAR also changed their wet weather rules since then to avoid that type of situation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2019273118192398663)  2026-02-05T04:53Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@cfchangs9 Look at it from the opposite perspective there are presumably a lot of people who like this shitty singing show. They should be able to tune in and watch it if they want to. It's NASCAR's problem the race was delayed they gotta be the ones to take the hit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2019275055423967736)  2026-02-05T05:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@shipwreckedcrew My state requires an ID to buy a BIC lighter. So yeah actually I'm totally fine with law enforcement checking anyone's ID for pretty much any reason whatsoever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2019276839881949237)  2026-02-05T05:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@bonchieredstate When was the last time you even saw a link to the Washington Post on social media What they are doing is almost entirely irrelevant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2019311202036511119)  2026-02-05T07:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TristanSnell Delete your account or at least stop paying for your blue check mark if you actually think Twitter is dead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2019813898636116006)  2026-02-06T16:42Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ZayneDoesThings If you don't know how to use a modern emulator you should probably not be wasting your time playing video games in the first place. There are better things you could be doing with your time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2019864337196671154)  2026-02-06T20:02Z [---] followers, 10.1K engagements


"@fuckyouiquit Extraordinary rare situation a landlord would be paying your electric bill while being stingy about heating costs. Let's file this under 'things liberals imagine happen'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020014105776496869)  2026-02-07T05:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@planefag Seems like we need the SAVE Act just to force adults to act like responsible adults. I still have my original birth certificate 40+ years later. Got my original Social Security card too. I've had a PassPort since I was [--] years old"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020016265352577117)  2026-02-07T06:06Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AlanSarapa Very little difference. Democrats mostly supported Bush's foreign policy [----]. And if Gore had won he would have (IIRC) had a Republican congress so he would have had basically zero domestic agenda"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020024936211927323)  2026-02-07T06:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@captive_dreamer Probably some of the 'victims' who were recruiting and pimping on Epstein's behalf. That's the only slam dunk aspect to the case. Almost half the 'victims' in [----] were considered co-conspirators by prosecutors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020034830730510810)  2026-02-07T07:20Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@horrormuseum I've actually never watched the Super Bowl in my life or even a full NFL game. I've seen it on at bars. Zero interest in it. The Daytona [---] next weekend however yes of course it'll be the 38th Daytona [---] I've watched in my life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020055655810539721)  2026-02-07T08:42Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@krassenstein Well for one reason they might want to ask him about specifics that are redacted in the public release of the Epstein files. That's one reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020060524956864889)  2026-02-07T09:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@SCShipyards Just from a practical standpoint Idk how else they could have handled the story without Brooks wanting to reprise his role. Should have just let sleeping dogs lie and never addressed it at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020224459697762450)  2026-02-07T19:53Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@reddit_lies Only sex addicts and degenerates have poop sex"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2020233244554448899)  2026-02-07T20:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Carol finally got enough of that new new"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2003718359209377849)  2025-12-24T06:44Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Did @buttforager die I'd like to see some gross but slightly attractive poop/rash content"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2006290366299770943)  2025-12-31T09:04Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"macOS bug of the day somehow I reached a state where opening a new Safari tab in window A opens it in window B instead. How absolutely fucked and cursed is this code this could even possibly happen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2008794989162360853)  2026-01-07T06:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Pussy ass bitch. Professor Bobo was better anyway cunt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2009512025320509447)  2026-01-09T06:26Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"It's infuriating almost no browser feature shit works anymore on the modern web. Back/forward Sometimes. Find in page Nah not if you don't scroll to load all the content first. Save media LOL maybe maybe not. Copy and paste Only if you right click not by keyboard shortcut"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2016062732403888154)  2026-01-27T08:16Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"It's so retarded on X if you accidentally aren't in focus on the reply text box and start typing the first 'm' you input is a mute hot key and you have like [--] seconds to notice and undo it. Who knows how many ppl I've muted by accident"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2016762973826560089)  2026-01-29T06:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"FYI @ellamaulding cbt stands for cock ball torture @ellamaulding cbt stands for cock ball torture"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2017459527189172372)  2026-01-31T04:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I was in waiting room the other day and this girl apparently had 'restless leg syndrome' but I'm almost positive she was just trying to cum"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2006996336101699986)  2026-01-02T07:49Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"I've temporarily cultivated the perfect 'For You' feed where one post is the most racist thing you've ever heard in your life and the next one is like 'Why was Quark so mean to Rom" and the next one is a picture of a camel toe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2016095190616768646)  2026-01-27T10:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"When you goto the deli and there's two fat girls behind the counter you just know you're getting the best fucking meatball sub ever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2016759478054424654)  2026-01-29T06:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"It's ironic the godless socialists have created such a fucked up world a lot of the allegations you see in the Epstein files are just categories on porn sites and there's probably a sub-reddit for each one with 100k subscribers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2017441267198681176)  2026-01-31T03:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@RichPianian The next decade is gonna be absolutely brutal on people who are clinging to the last hold outs of legacy American pop culture fading into modern irrelevance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2003566982327910867)  2025-12-23T20:42Z [---] followers, 29.3K engagements


"@ellamaulding cbt stands for cock ball torture"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptowndonkey0/status/2017459360151003151)  2026-01-31T04:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

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