# ![@mrdarcyisasimp Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::260016453.png) @mrdarcyisasimp alligator tour guide trophy husband

alligator tour guide trophy husband posts on X about twitter, florence, if you, san diego the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::260016453/interactions)
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- [--] Week [---------] +1,055%
- [--] Month [---------] +958%
- [--] Months [----------] +1,046%
- [--] Year [----------] +11,555%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::260016453/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [---] +143%
- [--] Month [---] +91%
- [--] Months [---] +43%
- [--] Year [---] +1,237%

### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::260016453/followers)
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- [--] Week [------] +4%
- [--] Month [------] +18%
- [--] Months [------] +212%
- [--] Year [------] +7,710%

### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::260016453/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[stocks](/list/stocks)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  [finance](/list/finance)  [countries](/list/countries)  [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands) 

**Social topic influence**
[twitter](/topic/twitter), [florence](/topic/florence), [if you](/topic/if-you), [san diego](/topic/san-diego), [in the](/topic/in-the), [super bowl](/topic/super-bowl), [just a](/topic/just-a), [murder](/topic/murder), [twitch](/topic/twitch), [panera](/topic/panera)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) [PepsiCo, Inc. (PEP)](/topic/$pep) [Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. (CMG)](/topic/chipotle)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@RoaldWall Yes but only if we dress up. I call snowball. Oink"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1853181383688036621)  2024-11-03T21:04Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I wish I could meet all the people on the internet that have told me I look like Florence Pugh so I could give them a hug"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1853253199651590533)  2024-11-04T01:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@Michael11976627 I do be up north"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1853462171944091758)  2024-11-04T15:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@Michael11976627 Send me reccs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1853477320448708858)  2024-11-04T16:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Im genuinely curious abt the origin of internet means such as the children crave the mines and Jackie Kennedy eats sheet metal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1854655329469939766)  2024-11-07T22:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@nick_roiger Chipotle is just wet cat food"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1854675787380572203)  2024-11-08T00:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Michael11976627 No thats some random"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1854706559692968330)  2024-11-08T02:04Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@nick_roiger Yeah I did ketamine therapy for a few months but it was soooo expensive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1856065809979978071)  2024-11-11T20:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I feel like Im in a fashion rut I need inspo for going out outfits"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1857846317516825034)  2024-11-16T18:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@UnlovedJew id commit misdemeanors for a Krispy Kreme near me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1857965047458197510)  2024-11-17T01:52Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Fleetwood Macs early albums (pre nicks/buckingham) are fire everyone is rly missing out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1858196845798797439)  2024-11-17T17:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Do u guys ever think abt dying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1858268584788520977)  2024-11-17T21:58Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I need a magic [--] ball"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1858310736671387797)  2024-11-18T00:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"madonna whore is a full equation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1858676350778826754)  2024-11-19T00:59Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I will indeed reject a guy if he has weird facial hair (ie. handlebar mustache hulk hogan stache)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1859000837798064496)  2024-11-19T22:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Real one hand pic is worth a thousand face pics one hand pic is worth a thousand face pics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1859217316463960393)  2024-11-20T12:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Comfy fit for today post car accident (not pictured - black eye)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1859957664807059782)  2024-11-22T13:50Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"How to let a guy down easy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1860198132874904021)  2024-11-23T05:46Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"oh my god Kacey musgraves was right when she said dont go thru ur camera roll"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1860435061880885269)  2024-11-23T21:27Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"movie night on the peloton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1861210123927953500)  2024-11-26T00:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Murder and rich sounds good the first [--] words you stop on will describe your 2025😭 https://t.co/mNXbqjwNjm the first [--] words you stop on will describe your 2025😭 https://t.co/mNXbqjwNjm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1861432053528440914)  2024-11-26T15:29Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"5 mins on the peloton Im basically a fitness girly now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1861558661983694861)  2024-11-26T23:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@PrivateCFAAss modern romance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1861896851508621384)  2024-11-27T22:16Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"urge surfing isnt working I need to be put down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1861898133774410126)  2024-11-27T22:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Carmela soprano was by far my best Halloween costume"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1861911861744046084)  2024-11-27T23:15Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@nick_roiger 💔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1861947837929673113)  2024-11-28T01:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Ive rly been sleeping on girly pop (Ariana grande rn)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1862530798689083687)  2024-11-29T16:15Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"-60 lbs nd still going wanna post my [--] year transformation but people on this app are mean soo wanna post my [--] year transformation but people on this app are mean soo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1863265890881483021)  2024-12-01T16:56Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Not surprising"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1863978996062453906)  2024-12-03T16:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Michael11976627 ah an insect with suicidal ideation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1866209674787447046)  2024-12-09T19:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Tap in at the pool hall (ufo blueberry)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1866231986647347266)  2024-12-09T21:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"A24 should make the film about Luigi Mangione"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1866877936160346173)  2024-12-11T16:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Michael11976627 A peloton w a screen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1867449947873759463)  2024-12-13T06:02Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Another angle of @TheFredmeister at the bar last night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1867591614891483375)  2024-12-13T15:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheFredmeister"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1867684717333819686)  2024-12-13T21:35Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"dinner w gator"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1867714134135148815)  2024-12-13T23:32Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Whats the best bagel place in nyc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1868025156980920446)  2024-12-14T20:07Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Central Park"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1868340061315412045)  2024-12-15T16:59Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Tap in from nyc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1868402757801320538)  2024-12-15T21:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Saw this couple at the met. Hope its me someday ❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1868687895139385641)  2024-12-16T16:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Tap in from top golf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1869144606870294705)  2024-12-17T22:16Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"u just lost the game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1869512639917052324)  2024-12-18T22:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I dont like ice cream. Its like sweet mucus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1871597985504899239)  2024-12-24T16:45Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"while yall are entering ur soft girl eras im entering my Kanye era"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1872361864535113902)  2024-12-26T19:20Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"girls having braces is cute but guys should just be born with straight teeth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1872412835336323459)  2024-12-26T22:43Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheFredmeister Theres always Invisalign"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1872641836092960816)  2024-12-27T13:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"The Walmart birkin discourse is fascinating and Im all for it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1873719892886815084)  2024-12-30T13:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Boyfriends first tap in @ Texas Roadhouse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1875358499061805259)  2025-01-04T01:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Hot pot ladies tap in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1876769976662536478)  2025-01-07T23:16Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Sent me a video of Niagara Falls and said you when I kiss your neck nd he not wrong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1878495706752688139)  2025-01-12T17:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I want a BF (Botox) (Filler)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1880046594210648155)  2025-01-17T00:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@KramFresche Hawks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1880634729185296592)  2025-01-18T15:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Trump took too much Benadryl Im SCREAMING https://t.co/aUOhT34Gjb Im SCREAMING https://t.co/aUOhT34Gjb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1881500573419336019)  2025-01-21T00:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"How the dress should look vs how it looks on me if i was flat chested i would be able to wear my cute dainty tops without getting these types of comments https://t.co/BLHnkDzFmE if i was flat chested i would be able to wear my cute dainty tops without getting these types of comments https://t.co/BLHnkDzFmE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1895203035011522659)  2025-02-27T20:03Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"I ate [--] Texas Roadhouse rolls and wasnt hungry for dinner and he got frustrated with me like I was a kid 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1895209377092772093)  2025-02-27T20:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"My old boss once told me I should go work at Panera bread bc I sucked. He also used to walk around the office barefoot. Connected Unsure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1909694706616881579)  2025-04-08T19:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Rhode Islands finest but why did I get green beans as a side. Search burger in your photos and quote with your favorite one Search burger in your photos and quote with your favorite one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1909749918140342442)  2025-04-08T23:27Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@stepxiaobaby What do the emojis mean 🫠"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1909758810756882810)  2025-04-09T00:02Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Is anyone out there actually a Katy Perry fan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1915773658867343457)  2025-04-25T14:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@lethalrejection Taco Bell is dry dog food and chipotle is wet dog food"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1915774565780791567)  2025-04-25T14:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Sir they stopped selling flavored zyns in Rhode Island"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1915775330360451148)  2025-04-25T14:30Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fleabagfreak Abercrombie. Not sure if that qualifies as cheap/ff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1915778087326777851)  2025-04-25T14:41Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@RoaldWall Oh yeah. Not everyday but enough that it made me uncomfortable. Also the guy that told me I should go get a job at Panera bread"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1918429078451044765)  2025-05-02T22:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@RoaldWall Wait you listen to ****** ******"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1919079265271714008)  2025-05-04T17:18Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Does anyone else remember when urban outfitters (or similar) tried to sell Kent state merch with blood splatter on it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1919090310182826016)  2025-05-04T18:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Casual Friday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1920810287915000308)  2025-05-09T11:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@brokeurtooth I did this at [--] and moved to San Diego with just a suitcase and it was the best experience"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1921275071533826186)  2025-05-10T18:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"The last time I went to Texas Roadhouse I ate like [--] bread rolls and then couldnt eat my dinner and I was scolded by my bf for being a child https://t.co/WPDtORN8G0 https://t.co/WPDtORN8G0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1921540998317903898)  2025-05-11T12:20Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Who decided to make Jesus a white twink for all the churches"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1921960942780207340)  2025-05-12T16:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Mutual Monday: whats for lunch today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1921968094924141049)  2025-05-12T16:37Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"This is oddly specific but if you have a Louis Vuitton speedy do yourself a favor and buy a bag strap from Amazon. Not only have I gotten a billion compliments on the bag like this but it actually makes it functional"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1922383585929040057)  2025-05-13T20:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@drewcp11_1 Fr fr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1923053700345364750)  2025-05-15T16:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"But what warning shall I give now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1923144307235516499)  2025-05-15T22:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@grok @notsharkgirl Gay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1923146567080411533)  2025-05-15T22:40Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@midwestoner1 @givemebudlight Im alive in RI and honestly thriving but San Diego will always be my #1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1923148717680472238)  2025-05-15T22:49Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"One of my attorneys was eating dry cereal out of a bag for breakfast this am. He also has a hulk hogan stache. Related"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1923173806916423691)  2025-05-16T00:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Rebranding to be a good gf (post nut clarity)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1923240443392733692)  2025-05-16T04:53Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"A few yrs ago when I was manic I spent $400 on this dress. Turned out to be a good investment cus I wear at least once a week in the summer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1923343431704752344)  2025-05-16T11:43Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"One time when I was manic my ex was driving me from Chicago to Rhode Island and I was so cracked that I was writing math problems on the rental car dash in pencil"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1923376558569406870)  2025-05-16T13:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ClarkGable777 The simple man Lynyrd Skynyrd was referring to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1923722083709727056)  2025-05-17T12:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@GatorHator1996 @new_balance_993 The watch looks like an ankle monitor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1923852824456073327)  2025-05-17T21:27Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"This would work on me behind every hot girl is her favorite bouncer https://t.co/ZjnGbepKo1 behind every hot girl is her favorite bouncer https://t.co/ZjnGbepKo1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924181145651970118)  2025-05-18T19:11Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Watching show. Reading script. Talking abt show on twitter. Is this. autism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924206642251362568)  2025-05-18T20:53Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@notsharkgirl Me and you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924296617324122359)  2025-05-19T02:50Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Running to the office need anything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924423161711391219)  2025-05-19T11:13Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"I can steal you a stapler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924426971942920586)  2025-05-19T11:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@notsharkgirl Just one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924433027721011250)  2025-05-19T11:52Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Mutual Monday: reply and Ill tell you the vibe you give off from your pfp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924449790378619078)  2025-05-19T12:59Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@notsharkgirl I picture you as her now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924451935261806753)  2025-05-19T13:07Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Ajzel98 im vegetarian fyi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924491722874110083)  2025-05-19T15:45Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@goldenparacht26 Not for knicks fans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924513934687527294)  2025-05-19T17:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Men I do not trust: - Balding (not committed to shaving head) - No 401k - screen time 4+hrs/day - gamers - republicans - hates cats - bad handwriting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924538389786698167)  2025-05-19T18:51Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@venus_moans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924540660813607269)  2025-05-19T19:00Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@h0stil3take0v3r go for it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924541053719241096)  2025-05-19T19:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@clownyow merci"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924541445135868286)  2025-05-19T19:03Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@notsharkgirl Yasss Jim Carrey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924544209614184802)  2025-05-19T19:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"2nd mutual Monday bc im feeling inspired MUTUALS comment to be added"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924545843924811829)  2025-05-19T19:21Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Good morning I have an important meeting today say good luck gator"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924788593261699354)  2025-05-20T11:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I once cheated on my ginger boyfriend in 8th grade with the only other ginger in the class. It all started with Ron Weasley. fine adult men can be blonde but what they cant be is ginger fine adult men can be blonde but what they cant be is ginger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924845835025531037)  2025-05-20T15:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Men I do trust: - cat owners - blue collar - knows the sidewalk rule - leather wallet - read receipts on - wears a traditional watch - few followers on IG - Bernie Sanders"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924850542985023699)  2025-05-20T15:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@catcap1tal http://Chewy.com http://Chewy.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924858917479153680)  2025-05-20T16:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@nycethancheese 💯💯💯"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924858973716426912)  2025-05-20T16:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Idk if I wanna be Roman or Gerri but I need to be one of them https://t.co/bWxveGclLj https://t.co/bWxveGclLj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924859229594132589)  2025-05-20T16:06Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@venus_moans True dat Crisis averted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924869546923438472)  2025-05-20T16:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@slipnut999 I dont like seeing snoopy sad. Poor little guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1924892650919924180)  2025-05-20T18:19Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Watched eternal sunshine of the spotless mind for the first time. Ive been compared to Clementine [--] separate times. Still not sure if its a compliment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1925210596338713038)  2025-05-21T15:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@notsharkgirl Seemed like a black mirror episode. Made me feel validated for past heartbreak. Jim Carrey is hot. Makes me want to dye my hair blue"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1925211481118806021)  2025-05-21T15:26Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I didnt worry abt savings and racked up credit card debt till [--] cus I was convinced Id be gone at [--]. not even joking around how many people under the age of 40's future plan is just kill themselves not even joking around how many people under the age of 40's future plan is just kill themselves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1925246806708899984)  2025-05-21T17:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I got catfished by the big back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1925340149082145089)  2025-05-21T23:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Some of you are freakishly tall (I like it)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1925560624416768314)  2025-05-22T14:33Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@cynicpink Hate a man that plays ultimate frisbee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1925595084763906236)  2025-05-22T16:50Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"This is gonna hurt like a butt cheek on a stick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1925668229633937620)  2025-05-22T21:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"guys my DMs are broken pls hold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1925676029869212148)  2025-05-22T22:11Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Fun hair day (casual Friday) crimped it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1925872468498997422)  2025-05-23T11:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@notsharkgirl Omg its gorgeous Great job Jim"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1925875895924904152)  2025-05-23T11:26Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"God bless me its fuckin summa God bless me its fuckin summa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1925875998513348800)  2025-05-23T11:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@notsharkgirl I met him when I was 14"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1925878599451586879)  2025-05-23T11:36Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@notsharkgirl Im a Ronnie fan (rip)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1925878722814472370)  2025-05-23T11:37Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@mlnilegend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1926601889841385849)  2025-05-25T11:30Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@RickSnip_ @mlnilegend Omg that face"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1926601948175773858)  2025-05-25T11:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Its not Monday but Im bored so comment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1926629552400261202)  2025-05-25T13:20Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"You stalked my whole life on the boardwalk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1927098138700988435)  2025-05-26T20:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"What does it say abt me as a person that I have zero drafts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1927127523797667940)  2025-05-26T22:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@notsharkgirl Ear worm rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1927128401204088868)  2025-05-26T22:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"House tour - WIP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1927148813308793152)  2025-05-26T23:44Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Can someone pls send me a level"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1927149024710193195)  2025-05-26T23:45Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Mutual Monday reply and Ill tell you if youre X or Y"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1927149680619606523)  2025-05-26T23:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Mutual Monday reply and Ill tell you if Id go to war with you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1927150318871060776)  2025-05-26T23:50Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Grok make me a knit sweater that has a lobster holding a cigarette in one claw and a Dunkin cup in the other"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1927176209462411749)  2025-05-27T01:33Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"gonna post redacted cus my ego needs it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1927443685135777798)  2025-05-27T19:15Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"https://x.com/i/spaces/1YqGooapDzaGv https://x.com/i/spaces/1YqGooapDzaGv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1927515752942432314)  2025-05-28T00:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"🚨FYI🚨 If you have a library card download the Libby app. You can access thousands of audiobooks and ebooks completely free. Ditch Audible and support your public libraries"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1927882664373055997)  2025-05-29T00:20Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Ive never seen a momma bird feeding its baby IRL. This is the cutest thing Ive ever seen its little chirps 🥹🥹🥹"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1928074233281650770)  2025-05-29T13:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@notsharkgirl Is med mal a thing for vets 😅"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1928163916623794365)  2025-05-29T18:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Its Friday whores"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1928427264905019614)  2025-05-30T12:24Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@notsharkgirl Wheres the ICE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1928464982515036271)  2025-05-30T14:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@notsharkgirl I hope someone does this to me when Im on the op table tbh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1928524729238839499)  2025-05-30T18:51Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@notsharkgirl Love to hear it. Ill hit u up when my appendix bursts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1928524954158465132)  2025-05-30T18:52Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@bandito6t9 This is not very presidential of you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1928542750326108374)  2025-05-30T20:03Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@HoeExotic Its HOME DEPOT DAYYYY that store is abt to feel my wrath"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1928768579211493499)  2025-05-31T11:00Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Home Depot projects require day drinking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1928858296993161553)  2025-05-31T16:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I love your titties cus they prove I can focus on two things at once"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1928873515794538961)  2025-05-31T17:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@RoaldWall @bandito6t9"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1928898062858023008)  2025-05-31T19:35Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@dull3017 Even after the Knicks lost"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1929173016962891804)  2025-06-01T13:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Good morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1929552391088533786)  2025-06-02T14:55Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Happy pride month what do u call it when u wanna make out with girls and think theyre hot but ur afraid of vaginas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1929970352920183159)  2025-06-03T18:36Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Watching love island"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1930420530433101888)  2025-06-05T00:24Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@notsharkgirl Can I come. I feel like Id be good at this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1931330002911457545)  2025-06-07T12:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"If I am talking to a woman on Facebook marketplace I expect to be meeting a woman when I go pick up my item"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1931729859056656799)  2025-06-08T15:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Id do a lot of things for a double double animal style with chopped chilis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1931846619563233297)  2025-06-08T22:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"My nails cost $50 my hair is $300 and in a relationship Ill ask for $0. My boyfriend is NOT my father. You girls need to get your priorities straight and realize that hes not just a walking atm. Ok the men have stopped reading by now so. rob him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1932070359974764801)  2025-06-09T13:40Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements


"@RoaldWall Idc give me the Lego bar now I wanna chomp it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1932121411084013752)  2025-06-09T17:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Catch me masturbating in the office bathroom x5 a day https://t.co/M9DGZjYbRd https://t.co/M9DGZjYbRd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1932771986083594712)  2025-06-11T12:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@notsharkgirl Prayers for the turtle ❤🫶🏼"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1933500221276979220)  2025-06-13T12:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@notsharkgirl Theyre growing on me ngl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1933901852833132902)  2025-06-14T14:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I saw a rock today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1933911305749926040)  2025-06-14T15:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Meeting today everyone say good luck gator"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1935306983198048448)  2025-06-18T12:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Goosebumps are freaky they make me feel like a roast duck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1935393971280253041)  2025-06-18T17:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"its Wednesday my dudes huuuuuuuuuuuuu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1935395691997839760)  2025-06-18T17:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@beaniebbl Ive never been able to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1935395832762876195)  2025-06-18T17:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"If your company doesnt take Juneteenth off you should call them racist and then leave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1935674215358705867)  2025-06-19T12:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Dunkin discontinued pistachio this is my 13th reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1935679749080355077)  2025-06-19T12:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Love island is so cringe I literally cover my eyes when they make out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1935690200438439940)  2025-06-19T13:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@RoaldWall YES she can call me if she wants Ill make it real convincing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1935696786238423159)  2025-06-19T13:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Happy pool day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1935756911150039404)  2025-06-19T17:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Getting my hair done for the 3rd time today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1935799106909130948)  2025-06-19T20:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"She tried to charge me. I said politely it was a fix so I wasnt going to be paying. I am no longer welcome at that salon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1935889438586159212)  2025-06-20T02:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This couch has hooks all over it instead of studs. Am I wrong to think this is a bdsm couch What could be the purpose Attach a labubu on there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1936778938182733966)  2025-06-22T13:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@RoaldWall Im gonna do this when I get home. I used to do this and the quiz to name every Harry Potter character when I had nothing to do at work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1936792785870282833)  2025-06-22T14:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@masteredbynone Funny word for lobotomy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1936793700174029099)  2025-06-22T14:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Better watch how you talk when u talk abt me cus Ill come and take your life away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1936796736669831484)  2025-06-22T14:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Do I dare breakout the Buccees one piece today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1936802737791828239)  2025-06-22T15:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@juliegirltweets Hahah it was a gift and I lowkey cant stand it but I like the gag"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1936807612500099152)  2025-06-22T15:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@RoaldWall You watch the most random movies. Where do you even find them I can envision you with a collection of vhs tapes honestly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1936808763995869538)  2025-06-22T15:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Next up in book club"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1936939026382012656)  2025-06-23T00:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@rufflesandlays I regret asking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1936945761888952342)  2025-06-23T00:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Can someone send me an edit of love island that cuts out all of the vamps Thats gotta reduce the run time by at least [--] minutes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1936958547545223539)  2025-06-23T01:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Im really missing Dunkin pistachio rn. Why does every flavored coffee have to have chocolate in it Not a fan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937122319639490999)  2025-06-23T12:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@KenyWD Yes :("  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937128886170427421)  2025-06-23T12:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Im lacking muchness lately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937136269617770758)  2025-06-23T13:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Buying me shoes is just part of being my boyfriend and if you dont like it you can leave Okay love youuuu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937136885324775872)  2025-06-23T13:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Mutual Monday: reply and Ill guess your job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937166183683223588)  2025-06-23T15:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@fckoffmaebe Sephora manager"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937170790862008806)  2025-06-23T15:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@catcap1tal Verizon wireless sales"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937191506038915159)  2025-06-23T16:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Could anyone find me a ring like this I got it in Kenya in [----] and Ive never been able to find similar. Lost it recently :("  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937268421822939409)  2025-06-23T21:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Twitter deleted this but I cant be stopped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937283295747932419)  2025-06-23T22:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The best part of the Oreo is the cookie I suffer thru the cream"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937292194752123179)  2025-06-23T23:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"When are we going to get bi relationships on love island"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937299069963051422)  2025-06-23T23:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"THE DUNKIN NEAR WORK HAD PISTACHIO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937483162193678526)  2025-06-24T12:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Dream blunt rotation: me my cat John Cena Obama Chelsea Hander Kacey Musgraves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937570455944044931)  2025-06-24T17:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Where yo clothes at"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937579507151417560)  2025-06-24T18:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@other_st_nick I was just talking [--] mins ago to my bf about the opposite take. I think its so trashy but maybe thats just bc I hate Trump cus Id love to see Obama drop the f bomb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sweetestgator/status/1937595532135800954)  2025-06-24T19:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I weighed my boobs and theyre [---] lbs by the way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937602184163549431)  2025-06-24T20:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Come to my DMs Im bored"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937608241745178953)  2025-06-24T20:26Z [----] followers, 11.3K engagements


"If you had to guess what my real name is what would it be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mrdarcyisasimp/status/1937674921326575889)  2025-06-25T00:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

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