# ![@slurplebrained Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1585404812178358272.png) @slurplebrained 🪬🟣🧠

🪬🟣🧠 posts on X about if you, food, in the, super bowl the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1585404812178358272/interactions)
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- [--] Week [-----] +48%
- [--] Month [------] +297%
- [--] Months [-------] +440%
- [--] Year [-------] -58%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1585404812178358272/posts_active)
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- [--] Year [--] -92%

### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1585404812178358272/followers)
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- [--] Week [-----] +0.35%
- [--] Month [-----] +2.20%
- [--] Months [-----] +8%
- [--] Year [-----] +13%

### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::1585404812178358272/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  6.73% [countries](/list/countries)  5.77% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  2.88% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  2.88% [finance](/list/finance)  1.92% [stocks](/list/stocks)  1.92% [musicians](/list/musicians)  0.96% [nfl](/list/nfl)  0.96% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  0.96% [gaming](/list/gaming)  0.96%

**Social topic influence**
[if you](/topic/if-you) 3.85%, [food](/topic/food) 3.85%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 3.85%, [super bowl](/topic/super-bowl) 2.88%, [polymarket](/topic/polymarket) 1.92%, [portal](/topic/portal) 1.92%, [china](/topic/china) 1.92%, [this is](/topic/this-is) 1.92%, [japan](/topic/japan) 1.92%, [politics](/topic/politics) 0.96%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@paleonormie](/creator/undefined) [@trackpadfollies](/creator/undefined) [@growingdaniel](/creator/undefined) [@jamesd67](/creator/undefined) [@polymarket](/creator/undefined) [@9chabard](/creator/undefined) [@dandaviswrites](/creator/undefined) [@25yearsagolive](/creator/undefined) [@chadson](/creator/undefined) [@stayl0ki](/creator/undefined) [@psbardo](/creator/undefined) [@zarathustra5150](/creator/undefined) [@favelaoverlord](/creator/undefined) [@retardedwhore](/creator/undefined) [@andr3jh](/creator/undefined) [@fatdtea](/creator/undefined) [@savosandsavos](/creator/undefined) [@thinkingshivers](/creator/undefined) [@harmlessyarddog](/creator/undefined) [@jkac](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)](/topic/microsoft)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@trackpadfollies Its painful to check in on an old friend and find that their entire online identity has become Blue Team bandwagoning Here the RW identity politics is bothersome but you can at least moderate your feed by liking selectively and clicking Not interested on the offenders"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2021993437357387869)  2026-02-12T17:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Washington just imposed a 95% tax on vapes so we can fund transgender operations for Somalian immigrants Washington to Impose 95% Tax on Most Nicotine Products. https://t.co/2yvuGqrHym Washington to Impose 95% Tax on Most Nicotine Products. https://t.co/2yvuGqrHym"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2006923848177123690)  2026-01-02T03:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The one thing that could get me back into gaming is if they remade this with a forklift"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2017311400008552777)  2026-01-30T18:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Forget water polo. At the Olympics I want to see someone do a [---] with a pallet jack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2017311633715171476)  2026-01-30T18:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"We really are living in the 70s again -Rapidly changing computer tech -A societal hangover from protests -Rationalist-adjacent cults -Economic uncertainty -Freezing cold in Florida WATCH how fast that cold crashes in Saturday night into Sunday morning for central Florida. https://t.co/nSLITvTtoY WATCH how fast that cold crashes in Saturday night into Sunday morning for central Florida. https://t.co/nSLITvTtoY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2017696584449061291)  2026-01-31T20:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@growing_daniel How else am I supposed to get communion without my delivery of wine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2020237929743077429)  2026-02-07T20:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"An extension to this theory: In order to change your sex you dont need expensive hormones or surgeries If you want to become a woman you can just eat wifeslop and foidslop If you want to become a man you can just eat guychow and guyslop Every day as I eat Chinese food more atoms in my body get replaced by Chinese atoms. In a decade or two at this rate I will be 100% Chinese https://t.co/BGP8yp92iG Every day as I eat Chinese food more atoms in my body get replaced by Chinese atoms. In a decade or two at this rate I will be 100% Chinese https://t.co/BGP8yp92iG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2020271512159416393)  2026-02-07T23:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Happy Black History Month"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2020301309849768336)  2026-02-08T00:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"How does one even begin playing most of these sports in the Winter Olympics Who is growing up practicing on a bobsled track in their backyard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2020344240006652331)  2026-02-08T03:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"SUMMER OLYMPICS: lets run really fast Lets swim really fast Lets throw this stone really far WINTER OLYMPICS: lets use $10000 of equipment to barrel down a long specially designed course of death"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2020344802597040173)  2026-02-08T03:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"No feet. No one on the Boston side to face our jeers either The Polymarket Portal between Seattle and Boston was hacked and feet videos were displayed on the screen https://t.co/CzEl80Drwl The Polymarket Portal between Seattle and Boston was hacked and feet videos were displayed on the screen https://t.co/CzEl80Drwl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2020358605103611915)  2026-02-08T04:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Downtown is lit for the Super Bowl in more ways than one Good night yall https://t.co/s5V6K0SOXM Good night yall https://t.co/s5V6K0SOXM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2020385403791114432)  2026-02-08T06:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"No wonder he felt the need to win all of those swimming records Michael Phillips [---] cm'lik penis boyuyla "dnyann en kk penisi" nvann kazand. Philips bunun nadir bir tbbi durum olduunu ve kk penisli erkeklerin destek almas gerektiini vurgulad. https://t.co/O1bm3tHG9m Michael Phillips [---] cm'lik penis boyuyla "dnyann en kk penisi" nvann kazand. Philips bunun nadir bir tbbi durum olduunu ve kk penisli erkeklerin destek almas gerektiini vurgulad. https://t.co/O1bm3tHG9m"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2020545157985448055)  2026-02-08T17:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Every time I hear someones sober date is in [----] or [----] all I think is damn. You missed out on the craft beer boom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2020612788834763082)  2026-02-08T21:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"-Played in the Bay Area -Seattle against New England -Bad Bunny performing at halftime Sorry MAGA. This was the Libtard Super Bowl and the more powerful libtard has won"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2020701275701342620)  2026-02-09T03:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@james_d67 @Polymarket Most of what I saw in person at the portal in the past two days was in poor taste Embarrassing but those fans were in the minority"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2020712788570853498)  2026-02-09T04:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"No Seahawks Super Bowl victory is legitimate on stolen Duwamish land"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2020909919222763531)  2026-02-09T17:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Todays room showing had to cancel so I guess Im walking to work for the rest of the morning Currently looking for a room or apartment for next months move Its wild how potential landlords range from ones posting a single blurry lopsided image with no description beyond for rent to ones who want you to put down $50 before even seeing the property https://t.co/QXrhwnL36D Currently looking for a room or apartment for next months move Its wild how potential landlords range from ones posting a single blurry lopsided image with no description beyond for rent to ones who want you to put down $50"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2020923783775990193)  2026-02-09T18:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Giving the probable new neighborhood an ocular and gustatory pat-down Not even going to attempt to pronounce ph ti chn gu gn sch b vin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2020930585062203415)  2026-02-09T18:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"What do you think the dippers favorite dip is Im betting chipotle ranch do you dip when you see an american dipper https://t.co/51UYkLFY3V do you dip when you see an american dipper https://t.co/51UYkLFY3V"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2021464954667401656)  2026-02-11T06:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@9chabard This is how I feel as someone who did seismology research whenever anyone says were overdue for the Big One"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2021654865123193048)  2026-02-11T18:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Sometimes I blow off a little steam by going up to strangers and saying Youre FAT. Youre BALD. Youre UGLY. When they get mad I tell them Sorry I cant know any better. I have autism. Its basically a superpower. Then they call me a genius. They call me an innovator"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2022089512462282795)  2026-02-12T23:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Thought the For Rectal Use Only stickers would give my grandmother with dementia a good laugh. But the whole family and nursing staff are upset with me. And our heirloom china shattered"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2022161219457888288)  2026-02-13T04:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"If we fed students Chinese food for lunch test scores would skyrocket You know precisely why This is how China provides lunch in its government schools. What is stopping us https://t.co/wfNnss7Ut6 This is how China provides lunch in its government schools. What is stopping us https://t.co/wfNnss7Ut6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2022717260306223211)  2026-02-14T16:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"You will never regret birdwatching with your moots Birdwatching with a moot at the Ballard Locks https://t.co/Hzf0YoFZL5 Birdwatching with a moot at the Ballard Locks https://t.co/Hzf0YoFZL5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2023169060704518595)  2026-02-15T22:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Clear day out. Rare to see Mount Baker in the middle of winter The solution to getting bored with the city was to find entirely novel walkways through it A rare Mount Baker appearance https://t.co/kXiyhrAFvp The solution to getting bored with the city was to find entirely novel walkways through it A rare Mount Baker appearance https://t.co/kXiyhrAFvp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2023169787220865238)  2026-02-15T22:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Told a visitor from North Carolina here that this was rare. Baker views but no Rainier views Bizarre Queen Anne and the classic Frasier view of Seattle and Mount Rainier From Kerry Park https://t.co/sEHKIgIdZv Queen Anne and the classic Frasier view of Seattle and Mount Rainier From Kerry Park https://t.co/sEHKIgIdZv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2023172430731309310)  2026-02-15T23:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Just saw a crow pounce on a Canada goose for no reason. Hell yeah dude A quiet day on Lake Union https://t.co/KvQTgkUDUm A quiet day on Lake Union https://t.co/KvQTgkUDUm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2022782790555902103)  2026-02-14T21:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Well what even IS a twink That used to mean something yknow. It was an established male archetype. But you look at this twinks now and its like bloody hell Thirty-six year old men Steroid users Actual fathers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1802025649143771261)  2024-06-15T17:09Z [----] followers, 239.2K engagements


"Alex Jones dropped his takes on the members of the Anglo restorationist groupchat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2021267928042094792)  2026-02-10T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@DanDavisWrites Who wants to jestergoon like this with me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2022000408831631528)  2026-02-12T17:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@25YearsAgoLive What a great new food item. I should watch one while looking over New York City from the top of a skyscraper that will last forever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2022566493544943684)  2026-02-14T07:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Just signed a lease and paid for my new living situation Please clap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2022763945157890249)  2026-02-14T20:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Chadson I think many people native to an area grow spiteful of the people there e.g. my attitude toward Florida Men Its going to be expensive anywhere as desirable as here Capitol Hill definitely is full of Cluster B types. But I have broken through the freeze and made some friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2022810858041032888)  2026-02-14T23:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Green Lake in winter Never been close enough to a coot to see their bigass freaky feet More of Green Lake in autumn https://t.co/twHR36Vt7o More of Green Lake in autumn https://t.co/twHR36Vt7o"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2022844345922044107)  2026-02-15T01:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The faint pink sunsets of winter are gorgeous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2022849145338278309)  2026-02-15T01:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@stay_l0ki Valentines is part of the Lame Holiday Season meant to carry us through the cold from Epiphany to Easter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2022856102975623415)  2026-02-15T02:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"How I see the rivalry between OpenAI and Anthropic stans XOXO 😘 https://t.co/NNpU4JY6VF XOXO 😘 https://t.co/NNpU4JY6VF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2023108704393146638)  2026-02-15T18:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@psbardo I was reading Sylvia Plath and thought it was getting a little too controversial. Turns out it was The Bell Curve"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2022581738606858295)  2026-02-14T08:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@zarathustra5150 @favelaoverlord One of my goals in life is to visit the cheesesteak joint in Tokyo run by a dedicated Philly fan Traveled halfway around the globe so I had to grab a cheesesteak in Japan. #Eagles game on serving up Yuengling and talking Birds with the owners. Felt like I was in Philly. The owners of Philly Tokyo were amazing and the food was fantastic. GO BIRDS 🦅 #FlyEaglesFly https://t.co/5CEaXM5UlK Traveled halfway around the globe so I had to grab a cheesesteak in Japan. #Eagles game on serving up Yuengling and talking Birds with the owners. Felt like I was in Philly. The"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2023177167786656062)  2026-02-15T23:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@retarded_whore Fentanyl is adulterated with tranq to enhance its effects"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1919097287512342752)  2025-05-04T18:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Andr3jH We need to grant this man American citizenship at once"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1919477926791438546)  2025-05-05T19:42Z [----] followers, 11.5K engagements


"@Fat_DTEA The anti-nuclear sentiments downstream of The Simpsons have caused untold ecological damage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1920359239920324828)  2025-05-08T06:04Z [----] followers, 77.3K engagements


"@SavosAndSavos Lindy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1920938569427804243)  2025-05-09T20:26Z [----] followers, 19.9K engagements


"@thinkingshivers Have you checked lost and found Hopefully no one took it from there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1923253000060985553)  2025-05-16T05:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@HarmlessYardDog These are all so cool https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1751832895411646725 These maps were the most interesting things I found today https://t.co/WZeQ5gdLvk https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1751832895411646725 These maps were the most interesting things I found today https://t.co/WZeQ5gdLvk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1924232752574132353)  2025-05-18T22:36Z [----] followers, 21.5K engagements


"@jkac You could say theyre unraveling"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1927806675962187836)  2025-05-28T19:18Z [----] followers, 21K engagements


"Folks constantly reduce things that are polycausal to being monocausal Whats an example of something folks think is polycausal thats actually monocausal everything 👏 is 👏 monocausal 👏 and 👏 specifically 👏 results 👏 from 👏 whatever 👏 shit 👏 I'm 👏 on 👏 about 👏 at 👏 any 👏 given 👏 time everything 👏 is 👏 monocausal 👏 and 👏 specifically 👏 results 👏 from 👏 whatever 👏 shit 👏 I'm 👏 on 👏 about 👏 at 👏 any 👏 given 👏 time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1928254467935457615)  2025-05-30T00:57Z [----] followers, 48.7K engagements


"This came to me in a dream Tame Impaler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1930111769579544590)  2025-06-04T03:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@atdanwhite This is what happened to Eric Claptons son"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1931900625555701994)  2025-06-09T02:26Z [----] followers, 170.1K engagements


"@paleonormie Downtown Seattle has a street on the waterfront named didlali probably to impress the tourists"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1935450087444070822)  2025-06-18T21:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Duderichy No but I saw a Boomer Facebook account post vintage images of a diner where the waitress was voluptuous and the sign spelled a garbled DIINERR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1935553732919574591)  2025-06-19T04:22Z [----] followers, 81.1K engagements


"@Cybershell Been saying this https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1734808086135836882 Toy Story is a classist tale that punches down portraying Sid (rough childhood definitely getting molested) as innately evil for his creative treatment of inanimate objects. Andy meanwhile is lauded for forming cherished memories around consumer brands https://t.co/kfSnNCDXna https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1734808086135836882 Toy Story is a classist tale that punches down portraying Sid (rough childhood definitely getting molested) as innately evil for his creative treatment of inanimate objects. Andy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1937322146289844599)  2025-06-24T01:29Z [----] followers, 148.3K engagements


"@GjMcGowan Lets see how much we can extort Nick for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1942659278562881930)  2025-07-08T18:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@punished_daniel They are covering up the Finno-Korean hyperwar. You wouldn't understand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1945022670115840332)  2025-07-15T07:28Z [----] followers, 92.1K engagements


"@Empty_America Supposedly when Herman Kahn (the preeminent strategist of his time) wrote On Thermonuclear War in [----] he estimated a 70% chance of mutual nuclear exchange Every arms race before had led to war or collapse of one of the parties We are very fortunate to live in the 30%"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1947818314543337586)  2025-07-23T00:37Z [----] followers, 18.1K engagements


"@escapemodernity Boomers would have done this. Thank god the technology is reaching us now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1950927633484788052)  2025-07-31T14:32Z [----] followers, 19.7K engagements


"@turtlekiosk Frozen pizza is way better than it was twenty years ago. Whos talking about this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1951079793778446501)  2025-08-01T00:37Z [----] followers, 60.8K engagements


"@punished_picnic They thought it was the Mnster Mash and we know how that went"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1953181160043143318)  2025-08-06T19:47Z [----] followers, 24.5K engagements


"@confusionm8trix I see your Memorable Factor and raise you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1953220428035702846)  2025-08-06T22:23Z [----] followers, 59K engagements


"Im a race surrealist. What if the Dutch were ten feet tall What if the Igbo had magical powers What if the Russians could talk with bears"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1958674220822798832)  2025-08-21T23:34Z [----] followers, 73.2K engagements


"After losing over eighty pounds I am no longer medically overweight or obese for the first time since [----] All natty. No GLP-1 drugs Less than ten pounds to go until I'm no longer medically overweight for the first time in a decade https://t.co/ho1FOjgLPx Less than ten pounds to go until I'm no longer medically overweight for the first time in a decade https://t.co/ho1FOjgLPx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1959433999774089672)  2025-08-24T01:54Z [----] followers, 13.5K engagements


"@adrusi But its not a cult. Its a polycule where were reformulating ethics from first principles and paying absolute devotion to our enlightened leader"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1959818778742775946)  2025-08-25T03:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Autistic people believing they arent gullible because someone told them theyre immune to gullibility is in fact a form of gullibility multiple autists remarking how autism makes you immune to intense cult leader aura and im silently screaming having seen how easily autists get drawn in by just a slightly different kind of aura multiple autists remarking how autism makes you immune to intense cult leader aura and im silently screaming having seen how easily autists get drawn in by just a slightly different kind of aura"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1960033222928351696)  2025-08-25T17:35Z [----] followers, 45.8K engagements


"@paleonormie They couldnt recruit anyone with vitiligo. Target already euthanized their stock of genetically modified humans in a warehouse somewhere in Minnesota"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1960045201566924845)  2025-08-25T18:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@nedsore Someone already did one of them Incredible things are happening on these streets https://t.co/VPcpPfyTke Incredible things are happening on these streets https://t.co/VPcpPfyTke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1963781412311720124)  2025-09-05T01:49Z [----] followers, 186.5K engagements


"@st_louis_stan I thought we all agreed airport terminals are lawless zones. Have a martini at [--] AM. Walk around in your socks. It's all acceptable and none of our formalities matter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1966667117165793471)  2025-09-13T00:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@startupmillyair They saved a dozen people from the mass shooting that was going to happen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1967938950645027198)  2025-09-16T13:09Z [----] followers, 30.5K engagements


"@hausofdecline Noticed there were too many words so I fixed that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1973975498847129664)  2025-10-03T04:56Z [----] followers, 22.3K engagements


"I met Hasan Piker once. He offered me a scoop of ice cream but when I reached out to take it he took it away and started doing tricks with the ice cream and a long rod. He kept offering it then faking out. I never got my ice cream. Do not trust this man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1976444060224438433)  2025-10-10T00:25Z [----] followers, 1M engagements


"@tonyhawktruther"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1978986745245917431)  2025-10-17T00:49Z [----] followers, 37.1K engagements


"@MoMohler Took the Fast Pass out of life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1979319202004767113)  2025-10-17T22:50Z [----] followers, 228.8K engagements


"@50YearsAgoLive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1987687113526329447)  2025-11-10T01:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@plzbepatient Our country the United States with its strategically advantageous warm-water ports"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1988134385124798637)  2025-11-11T06:39Z [----] followers, 53.9K engagements


"I never see you at the club Well I never see you at the pion-juniper woodlands"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2013392663462998118)  2026-01-19T23:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Seahawks vs. Rams for the NFC championship game Whoever wins furry yaoi artists also win The seahawk commits acts of unspeakable depravity against the small prospector https://t.co/LANI15J34f The seahawk commits acts of unspeakable depravity against the small prospector https://t.co/LANI15J34f"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2013695523878801506)  2026-01-20T19:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Started vaping DMT to open my third eye and wound up clogging my pineal gland from the microplastics in the wrapper"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2015858961623482713)  2026-01-26T18:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"We were taught Nutella tricks in school. Yall were just in the back row drawing an eye 💅 Nutella tricks you're never taught in school. https://t.co/J6S6q3kqZs Nutella tricks you're never taught in school. https://t.co/J6S6q3kqZs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2015877051425972271)  2026-01-26T19:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The Seahawks have overwhelming support from the Avian-American community Sam Darnold SuperBowl edit goes hard https://t.co/mo3M1AHcuw Sam Darnold SuperBowl edit goes hard https://t.co/mo3M1AHcuw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2016190027198562413)  2026-01-27T16:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"A reminder that much of tpot no longer tolerated me leading to goblinodds and others to block me when I showed receipts that a tpot member had been asking me how to get child pornography tpot tolerates pedophiles more than people who expose pedophilia"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2016990671014678836)  2026-01-29T21:43Z [----] followers, 35.5K engagements


"Imagine shit talking Epstein on Call of Duty and he gets you sent to the island Microsoft banned Jeffrey Epstein from Xbox Live in [----] for harassment threats and/or abuse of other players that was severe repeated and/or excessive. https://t.co/DJ79Jls0PC Microsoft banned Jeffrey Epstein from Xbox Live in [----] for harassment threats and/or abuse of other players that was severe repeated and/or excessive. https://t.co/DJ79Jls0PC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2017439839042593212)  2026-01-31T03:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@lumpenspace @TechCapo @bilepeddlar If you need help using the Twitter search feature you can use the "from:" tag to find tweets by a given user or the "@" tag to find tweets mentioning a given user A lot of your snark would have been resolved if you knew these useful tools"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2017545980179321295)  2026-01-31T10:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"How it feels walking into my $350k TC FAANG SWE job so I can prompt Claude for all of the code and break prod"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2017729735829442723)  2026-01-31T22:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I kind of wish I had Down syndrome and worked at McDonalds. Hes happier at work than Ill ever be. And $10/hr buys a lot of chicken tendies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2017731625631752614)  2026-01-31T22:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Mount Rainier is there but stuff is in the way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2017754751539286032)  2026-02-01T00:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Found the least appealing book of all time Who wants to find euphoria in the abounding queerness of nature with me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2017768288873550185)  2026-02-01T01:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"gm and happy Groundhog Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2018353718207397995)  2026-02-02T16:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The Sonoran Desert"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2018373581303087327)  2026-02-02T17:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The Mojave Desert"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2018373584251752593)  2026-02-02T17:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@empress_net7 Groundhog Day is a prime example of the Lame Holiday Season running between Epiphany and Easter I dont think Phil even enjoys being bothered and manhandled on a cold winters morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2018398732174467158)  2026-02-02T18:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"If none of your chats have been subpoenaed you arent DMing hard enough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2018749555513360653)  2026-02-03T18:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If you want your company taken seriously name it something like Western Logistics Corporation Every Millennial business starting out in B2B SaaS named Boodoo or Cheeze blends together into unrecognizable gruel I cant stand these millennial tech companies with these 'cute' nonsense names like "granola" or "clay." if I had a company youd see me calling that shit the American Computing Corporation. National Electron. United Tabulation. thats a name with some chest hair I cant stand these millennial tech companies with these 'cute' nonsense names like "granola" or "clay." if I had a company youd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2018760926640611733)  2026-02-03T18:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@cauliflwr_human Is there an excuse to name a company Sydney Sweeney"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2018866948793389236)  2026-02-04T01:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"No the Jews are not trying to institute a new world order. Jews do not control the weather and theyre not why you cant find a girlfriend. But the Jewish plot to fill your trail mix with only almonds and raisins is very real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2019457156999721403)  2026-02-05T17:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Tell Hollywood We DONT want to see sequels We DONT want to see reboots We DONT want to see capeshit We want to see a T. REX driving a FORKLIFT on the MOON"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2019536475571052864)  2026-02-05T22:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@scootykins Finally San Francisco gets to see real human capital"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/2019675451288162464)  2026-02-06T07:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Were on levels of LinkedIn posting beyond your wildest imagination"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1662998334645346304)  2023-05-29T01:44Z [----] followers, 4.5M engagements


"Broke: the body keeps the score Woke: what happens to vagus stays in vagus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1705008725725958581)  2023-09-21T23:58Z [----] followers, 19.6K engagements


"Video has surfaced of what I did to the corn It's over. @kidcrackrock found out what I was doing with the corn https://t.co/XpBF1Z6Y2L It's over. @kidcrackrock found out what I was doing with the corn https://t.co/XpBF1Z6Y2L"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1774487363013734825)  2024-03-31T17:22Z [----] followers, 278.6K engagements


"@ThanksThoth You need to be racking up a high score https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1643927473380372480 You win at therapy if you get your therapist to cry https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1643927473380372480 You win at therapy if you get your therapist to cry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1790203985649160676)  2024-05-14T02:14Z [----] followers, 320.6K engagements


"@exitValhalla Yet again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1891906526844981303)  2025-02-18T17:44Z [----] followers, 64.6K engagements


"@vocalnoid Japan has gone woke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1948535308955570293)  2025-07-25T00:06Z [----] followers, 256K engagements


"Rehashing an old thread. What does SLURPLE BRAINED mean"  
[X Link](https://x.com/slurplebrained/status/1632766471293005826)  2023-03-06T15:33Z [----] followers, 45.4K engagements

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