# ![@shobanes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::337640257.png) @shobanes Shoba Gatimu

Shoba Gatimu posts on X about kenya, nairobi, has been, we are the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  17.39% [finance](/list/finance)  8.7% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  6.21% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  4.97% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  3.73% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  3.11% [stocks](/list/stocks)  2.48% [currencies](/list/currencies)  1.86% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  1.24% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  0.62%

**Social topic influence**
[kenya](/topic/kenya) 9.32%, [nairobi](/topic/nairobi) 6.21%, [has been](/topic/has-been) 2.48%, [we are](/topic/we-are) 1.86%, [countries](/topic/countries) #2283, [if you](/topic/if-you) 1.86%, [murder](/topic/murder) 1.86%, [netherlands](/topic/netherlands) 1.86%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 1.24%, [baba](/topic/baba) 1.24%

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**Top assets mentioned**
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Fried Chicken and Dipping sauce I'm hearing. Small thread after maybe 👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022965676282151215)  2026-02-15T09:26Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"In not so long some people will lamenting "Just because we joined govt does not mean we are under UDA. Kina Kimani na Aaron wanataka kutupanga kwa nini They cannot be giving us instructions when they want." 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021605415427899429)  2026-02-11T15:21Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@MariaSTsehai Hypocrisy na double standards zimekita kambi huko meta. Amusing they are trying to posture as ambassadors of freedom of expression. While they themselves curtail those freedoms for states and also carry out surveillance of other countries citizens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022169819521724720)  2026-02-13T04:43Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@Ngala987 Same coin. We are doomed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022954491084242950)  2026-02-15T08:41Z 166.2K followers, [--] engagements


"@AgolaLinda Murima faction hawako pleased. 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022956842863968755)  2026-02-15T08:51Z 166.2K followers, [--] engagements


"What is happening in Kitengela Mkutano imeanza Nipeni link wadau"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022975246911873330)  2026-02-15T10:04Z 166.2K followers, 16.7K engagements


"Hakuna kufunga laptop leo. Leo ni kufunga store. Little but honest work. Chonjo. 👍🏾 Breakfast. Manual labor day. https://t.co/cb8mem3SCN Breakfast. Manual labor day. https://t.co/cb8mem3SCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022251934229701045)  2026-02-13T10:10Z 166.2K followers, 12.4K engagements


"Everytime I cook chicken I remove breasts drumsticks and thighs. Then I save the back (carcass) in a container in the freezer. When month is at roundabout and I'm tired of rice beans I throw them in hot oil with big ugali. It's like a monthly pension scheme for food. 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2014023066313990428)  2026-01-21T17:11Z 166.1K followers, 34.1K engagements


"Unaangalia teams za EFL Championship unaona stadiums zao kama Portman Road Deepdale Bramall Lane unashangaa hatuwezi jenga stadium ndogo ndogo (15-20k sitters) tuanze hata na 10K sitters for local football clubs. Ground Ablution changing rooms [--] stands. Expansion baadae"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2015379715889172652)  2026-01-25T11:02Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Mountain mix. Trail mix. Peanuts Almonds cashews raisins cranberries) M&M's milk chocolate. We really don't have snacks in Kenya. Variety/options zetu huwa chini diambo. We really don't have snacks in Kenya. Variety/options zetu huwa chini diambo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2016797752043491688)  2026-01-29T08:57Z 166.1K followers, 53.1K engagements


"Murang'a farmers walisema heri wadeal na [----] ya County kuliko [----] ya serikali kwa mahindi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017531137204387980)  2026-01-31T09:31Z 166.2K followers, 142.7K engagements


"There was a fella called Edgar Welch who one day in [----] he stormed into Comet Ping Pong (A pizza joint mentioned for having links with pedos human trafficking and child sex rings). Got in with an AR-15 rifle fired shots. When everyone scampered he went to a locked closet door tried opening it with a knife unable he shot through it. Destroying a computer that was inside. No one was hurt. Just a ruined computer. After [--] minutes inside he surrendered. Comet ping pong is owned by a guy called James Alefantis (Jimmy Comet). Just go to your Twitter search bar and search 'Alefantis.' Then go to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017893892331581703)  2026-02-01T09:32Z 166.1K followers, 68.6K engagements


"F1 is Tony Podesta. A powerful lobbyist. That is some of the Art owned said to be owned by Tony. Tony is brother to John Podesta. John was chief of staff to Bill Clinton and chief campaigner for Hillary. Both refused to testify in Epstein Inquiry. 🤔 @shobanes Bado hamjaona podesta files. #EpsteinFiles ni kionjo. In Nepal Hilary Clinton and Huma Abedin tortured a girl to death and drank her blood. Ever heard of frazzle drip. #frazzledrip @shobanes Bado hamjaona podesta files. #EpsteinFiles ni kionjo. In Nepal Hilary Clinton and Huma Abedin tortured a girl to death and drank her blood. Ever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017926590601019651)  2026-02-01T11:42Z 166.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Terry Ray Krieger (Guka Terry) The American residing in Kenya who was convicted of [--] counts of child sexual offences in [----] and sentenced to [--] years imprisonment. Was quietly released only to defile [--] other minors and child prostitution. Kenyan children. Remember that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017932082060644582)  2026-02-01T12:04Z 166.1K followers, 29.9K engagements


"Mimi kitu najua ni the human mind huwa na sensor flani ya ku Alert the age range of a person either by looks actions or small conversation. Alafu hawa matajiri si they travel with handlers Hakuna mtu aliwahi ona hii maneno ni shida tupu As much as the Epstein files existtheres alot of lies and narratives that have been fabricated inside this story to be weaponized. Jeffrey Epstein was not just a simple billionaire but a member of the Council of Foreign Relations with access to heads od states. In this position As much as the Epstein files existtheres alot of lies and narratives that have been"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017946607757434971)  2026-02-01T13:02Z 166.1K followers, [----] engagements


"If you get time read this. It's a small [--] page report by Nairobi Water and Sanitation Committee in [----]. Then look up Renton Company Ltd. The [----] Acres parcel of land in Ruai Parcels No LR [-----] LR [-----] and the William Ruto and Cyrus Jirongo ownership and expansion plans The Nairobi sewerage treatment plant in Ruai. https://t.co/yMEElzU3BH The Nairobi sewerage treatment plant in Ruai. https://t.co/yMEElzU3BH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018752202844893354)  2026-02-03T18:23Z 166.1K followers, 25.7K engagements


"A few things happened. Mwau pulled 7% from Nakumatt (estimated to be 4Billion then) which shocked system and investors. The 'laundry' being carried out by 'Charterhouse bank' that was hosted inside almost every Nakumatt branch. Lol. Like inside inside the supermarket. 🫠 and non payment to suppliers. Among the customers and key depositers of Charterhouse was a little know company located at Baba Dogo known as WE Tilley Muthaiga. Which was a 'Fish processing company.' This is where things get a bit interesting. Tilley also had an account at the collapsed Imperial Bank where they allegedly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018929369079574624)  2026-02-04T06:07Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"A theory goes if you have a tonne load of money and are into Epstein crimes meet an artist ask what they are charging for a piece then offer them 10-20 times that. Now you have a piece you can trade instead of moving cash and raising flags. You also have provenance. Crazy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2019426171818291558)  2026-02-05T15:01Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"If cabinet ministers and principal secretaries disregard parliamentary summons how will Parliament efficiently oversight a privately owned fund Buffoonery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020081560641499586)  2026-02-07T10:25Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"750k votes from where The nyamakima traders going through a tough time The Nairobi residents without water and poor infrastructure The jobless hundreds of thousands of Nairobians being told to join mjengo The employed with raided payslips Traders being harassed From my office window.amazing stadium. This stadium alone is 750k votes for H. E Ruto in [----]. https://t.co/pk114sjzHQ From my office window.amazing stadium. This stadium alone is 750k votes for H. E Ruto in [----]. https://t.co/pk114sjzHQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020086726891274476)  2026-02-07T10:46Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"STFU You started a fire station in Feb-March [----]. You are yet to complete it. Useless. President Uhuru served [--] years Ruto should too; as the people of the Mountain we promised and must pay that debt Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru. Video by Timothy Kariuki. https://t.co/VvisqjQYpr President Uhuru served [--] years Ruto should too; as the people of the Mountain we promised and must pay that debt Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru. Video by Timothy Kariuki. https://t.co/VvisqjQYpr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020400374684016929)  2026-02-08T07:32Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Ichung'wa even tried division on class basis. Talking about 'Protesters with iPhones who come with Uber and eat at KFC.'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020407297697280055)  2026-02-08T08:00Z 166.2K followers, 34.5K engagements


"Msisahau pia alienda Western Kenya with 150million as sugar bonus to be shared among [-----] farmers as sugar Reforms. Then akatoka amebeba sugar milling factories. We need to list all the atrocities he has metted on Kenyans the past 4yrs ndio watu wasisahau. Make it available to everyone on ground and online. Hand outs won't bring back our lost comrades. Mlisema tungoje [----] ndio hii sasa. We need to list all the atrocities he has metted on Kenyans the past 4yrs ndio watu wasisahau. Make it available to everyone on ground and online. Hand outs won't bring back our lost comrades. Mlisema"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020413932935286904)  2026-02-08T08:26Z 166.2K followers, 12.4K engagements


"Wataeka tender ya [---] Billion for installation of water works at Kasarani. Just wait and see. The Kasarani Stadium playing surface is clearly thirsty. https://t.co/bBUn0H1NcL The Kasarani Stadium playing surface is clearly thirsty. https://t.co/bBUn0H1NcL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020416049129353504)  2026-02-08T08:34Z 166.1K followers, 14.8K engagements


"I saw the wooden tiled floor and yeah. No doubt this is definitely in Nyeri. That's the one thing my nyez peeps always get right. Wooden floors. Bruh https://t.co/you9rxQJ3H Bruh https://t.co/you9rxQJ3H"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020543211723460615)  2026-02-08T17:00Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Si ni leo tu tumefanya Zakat walk Jamani Yaani hawa watu duh. SENATOR Abdul Haji: The reluctance of some pastoralists to pay 'Zakat' may be one contributing factor to the persistence of the drought situation. https://t.co/IEXdx280C1 SENATOR Abdul Haji: The reluctance of some pastoralists to pay 'Zakat' may be one contributing factor to the persistence of the drought situation. https://t.co/IEXdx280C1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020545723595694585)  2026-02-08T17:10Z 166.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Sat next to a lady who seems to have some mental health issues. Carrying a toddler. She just told the kid "Ile ni Aga Khan hospital. Hapo ndio wakubwa huwa wanaenda. Kama Kawanjiku na Boxer. Sisi tunaenda Karuri. Tunatibiwa na tunapona. Hao hawaponi.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020766995164397951)  2026-02-09T07:49Z 166.2K followers, 99.8K engagements


"KRA rebrand is an optics endeavour. They want to fool Kenyans by changing from Authority to Service/s. Same way Kenya Police Force rebranded to National Police Service yet it still kills Kenyans. Your services are still authoritarian. Stop the madness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020785524223377841)  2026-02-09T09:03Z 166.2K followers, 13.8K engagements


"Brown pants khaki pants White Nike Sneakers and a jumper. Out here looking like a yamune fella from Iten camp. 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021116172939235334)  2026-02-10T06:57Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@Attilla_IV Diambo. Inabidi watu is wanalala ile guest room ya chini"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021140613874229323)  2026-02-10T08:34Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Firearms Act [--] (5) Any person who is licensed to be in possession of a firearm shall keep it securely at all times and in safe custody. Safe Custody to specifically mean in physical custody of the licensee (On your person) or in a safe approved by a licensing officer. What do you mean he had his gun securely locked in his hotel room Did these fellas steal a gun safe ama ilikuwa kwa kabati Something is not adding up. Seems like someone was reckless with handling of their firearm. Ni nani huyu anafichiwa white DETECTIVES RECOVER STOLEN GLOCK [--] PISTOL ARREST FOUR SUSPECTS Kilimani detectives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021149826067337585)  2026-02-10T09:10Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Mango season is coming to an end and I've just eaten [--] mangoes. Nani za kujinunulia. I see. Avocado season nobody talk to me please. 🙂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021162379208237476)  2026-02-10T10:00Z 166.2K followers, 21.7K engagements


"This guy blows his fuse so fast it's actually insane. He'll do that 'Haya nimeskia. Ni sawa' for [--] seconds and by the 21st second he is foaming at the mouth issuing warnings and threats. Byeee Byeee. Kasongo Byeee Byeee. Residents: "Kasongo Byee Byee Byee Kasongo Byee Byee Byee. 🤓 Ruto: Sitaki Mkutano ya kupigiwa kelele. 😅 The people of the Pipeline decided to 'Salimia' Githinji. 😎 https://t.co/DAFxQ6NTgK Residents: "Kasongo Byee Byee Byee Kasongo Byee Byee Byee. 🤓 Ruto: Sitaki Mkutano ya kupigiwa kelele. 😅 The people of the Pipeline decided to 'Salimia' Githinji. 😎"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021441751215689994)  2026-02-11T04:30Z 166.2K followers, 38.6K engagements


"Meanwhile a Kenyan Parliamentarian gets Ksh15000 for airtime monthly and ksh80000 per every committee sitting as allowances. This type of disparity is infuriating. When I meet police officers they are very happy with us. The teachers earning Ksh30000 are very excited - CS Mbadi https://t.co/lQufoiMJXs When I meet police officers they are very happy with us. The teachers earning Ksh30000 are very excited - CS Mbadi https://t.co/lQufoiMJXs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021451611760099687)  2026-02-11T05:09Z 166.2K followers, 31.9K engagements


"Safaricom is never beating those allegations of stealing and taking over people's concepts and ideas. 🤧 Safaricom-backed M-Gas is seeking government approval to sell carbon credits from its clean-cooking operations in Kenya tapping into the growing global carbon market. https://t.co/2DvTyW9ARd Safaricom-backed M-Gas is seeking government approval to sell carbon credits from its clean-cooking operations in Kenya tapping into the growing global carbon market. https://t.co/2DvTyW9ARd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021457000308388030)  2026-02-11T05:31Z 166.2K followers, 12.2K engagements


"Out of curiosity does GAVI still run the partnership they had with IVI led by the Gates foundation PS: GAVI is the organisation that supplies Kenya with essential vaccines like Polio and BCG. I'm a pro vaxxer (Esp zero dose vaccines) but I also like asking a few questions. Kenyas Cabinet has approved the opening of offices by global organisations like the Ford Foundation the International Vaccine Institute (IVI) and others in Nairobi Kenyas Cabinet has approved the opening of offices by global organisations like the Ford Foundation the International Vaccine Institute (IVI) and others in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021518058792341831)  2026-02-11T09:33Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"ODM. has official ousted Edwin Sifuna as Secretary General of the ODM party. To be replaced by Catherine Omanyo. Ruto has officially successfully turned ODM into a NYAYOesque-Ndio baba Party"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021596156707434987)  2026-02-11T14:44Z 166.2K followers, 16.2K engagements


"@NI_Mensah Also that there are other people who some Kenyans identify with like Jimmy and Babu (Those Busia mkutano factioners). The noise will be unending 🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021599931480326516)  2026-02-11T14:59Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@Juma_Joji Don't say this. Why are you making it tribal Can't you see we are an inclusive govt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021605868630859902)  2026-02-11T15:22Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@bintiswahiliya Yes. I think he can. Especially now that ODM has been acquired by UDA so some party affiliated goodwill is gone. Also because he's mainly been always seen to stand steadfast with the people. I could bet many people would consider him a voice of reason in a time of lunacy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021613663803572595)  2026-02-11T15:53Z 166.2K followers, 39K engagements


"@Mr_Ans_W 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wisdom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021614084928544816)  2026-02-11T15:55Z 166.2K followers, [--] engagements


"This is particularly to the naysayers in the replies who think it's hard for Sifuna to win votes. In [----] ODM in coast was MASSIVE. So massive that they won 3/6 counties all the 7/7 MP seats in Kilifi and almost all the seats in Mombasa. However a strange thing happened. Just before the elections ODM decided to gift the ODM Nyali parliamentary ticket to a fella called Said Abdalla Saidoh a said relative of Hassan Joho. So the residents of Mombasa said fine you are about to find out. They told Moha to view independent. So Moha Jicho pevu vied as an independent candidate. Saidoh lost so bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021644558376018349)  2026-02-11T17:56Z 166.2K followers, 31.7K engagements


"@JoeWMuchiri1 Kenya Revenue Singapore 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021655003187073056)  2026-02-11T18:38Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@Peshy_E To you too dia. Have a great one. ❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021833915032605075)  2026-02-12T06:29Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@_yohfan @Kastone_Paul 😭😭😭😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021910160768196829)  2026-02-12T11:32Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@Jahmu__ Mark Rufalo is all I need to see kujua hii nta cheki"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022214535491563945)  2026-02-13T07:41Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@ItsDenzo 🤣🤣🤣 wewe unaweza fukuza sifuna kama hujapromisiwa kiti"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022957033977516389)  2026-02-15T08:51Z 166.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Suggestion za movies or Interesting things on YouTube zikam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1964012488380600367)  2025-09-05T17:07Z 166.2K followers, 59K engagements


"@Surveyor_001 😂😂😂 Abai tugul 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021201827845505123)  2026-02-10T12:37Z 166.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Jamaa saa hii ako ikulu anameza Mara moja akipiga thermos za recho teke. Wantam The kitengela declaration"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2023032240658378805)  2026-02-15T13:50Z 166.2K followers, 35.6K engagements


"Eat your fruits and your friends. But just 3-4 friends. Not all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021849164942873017)  2026-02-12T07:29Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Oburu is absolutely right. The Deputy President Seat is a public seat and no region is so special to have the seat reserved for them alone. If ODM want the seat I don't see why not. Other regions should taste it too. Sharing is good for cohesion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022167580950319448)  2026-02-13T04:34Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Probably the 3rd time now. Happened under the president happened under the prime cabinet secretary. Tena in international setups. Shameful. The Flag of our Republic was mounted upside down. How did this escape notice Or more concerning: if it was noticed who thought it a non-issue and allowed it to be displayed in such a state https://t.co/cC9kQXr4hR The Flag of our Republic was mounted upside down. How did this escape notice Or more concerning: if it was noticed who thought it a non-issue and allowed it to be displayed in such a state https://t.co/cC9kQXr4hR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022916723691921894)  2026-02-15T06:11Z 166.2K followers, 45.3K engagements


"@Trackmann2 Breeeeh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022929401600741533)  2026-02-15T07:02Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"If you find yourself in a situation where govt is consistently explaining policies jua kuna shida. Citizen focused policies do not need constant explainers because mwananchi can just feel it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022933565839954311)  2026-02-15T07:18Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Walifunzwa na CS Linturi. Authorities confiscate more than [---] bags of counterfeit repackaged government-subsidised fertiliser valued at KES [--] million in Naiberi Eldoret City. https://t.co/dgzqLcKYyk Authorities confiscate more than [---] bags of counterfeit repackaged government-subsidised fertiliser valued at KES [--] million in Naiberi Eldoret City. https://t.co/dgzqLcKYyk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022935425271410845)  2026-02-15T07:26Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"These same people are always taking pics with and talking high praise for African presidents who are looting their countries to the ground. Italy's Meloni at African Union: Those who believe that migration is necessary and indispensable are in fact acting selfishly. If young people leave their land what will become of the history culture and existence of the country they have abandoned https://t.co/jRe42yZkPR Italy's Meloni at African Union: Those who believe that migration is necessary and indispensable are in fact acting selfishly. If young people leave their land what will become of the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022937840003465709)  2026-02-15T07:35Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Justice for Whitney Atieno Murder tapes: DPP's order that could amount to miscarriage of justice in Whitney Atieno death https://t.co/bGFTTkq0tQ https://t.co/phV2m23hH9 Murder tapes: DPP's order that could amount to miscarriage of justice in Whitney Atieno death https://t.co/bGFTTkq0tQ https://t.co/phV2m23hH9"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022940616364298412)  2026-02-15T07:46Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"There is a stark contrast between ODM entourage meetings [--] months ago na saa hii. No energy no charisma no electrifying vibe no mwananchi resonating speeches. Kenyans are standing there like Malizeni muende"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022956102900703261)  2026-02-15T08:48Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Im sorry but this maandamano talk by Babu Owino is a masterstroke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2023030136644510156)  2026-02-15T13:42Z 166.2K followers, 88.4K engagements


"Israel in South Africa. ATTENTION 🚨🚨🚨 Israel is taking over the Western Cape https://t.co/LNjQ1iFOnq ATTENTION 🚨🚨🚨 Israel is taking over the Western Cape https://t.co/LNjQ1iFOnq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2023296461316747647)  2026-02-16T07:20Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@Rafthedon1 @Shad_khalif Mimi nashangaa na the extent to which people are willing to peddle PR for the government. What new thing are they going to tell him Wachukue gig ya serikali waache kutudanganya they are doing it for us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1970518184756425149)  2025-09-23T15:58Z 162.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Now I have to watch this. 🤣🤣 Especially hapo kwa Carbon Credits. Sababu ya bwana ya recho. US President Donald Trump tells UN General Assembly climate change is 'the greatest con job ever' alleges concept of carbon footprints 'a hoax' driven by 'evil intentions. https://t.co/dSXdZ8Ivgz US President Donald Trump tells UN General Assembly climate change is 'the greatest con job ever' alleges concept of carbon footprints 'a hoax' driven by 'evil intentions. https://t.co/dSXdZ8Ivgz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1970573969431634209)  2025-09-23T19:40Z 162.5K followers, 21.5K engagements


"Okay. 🚨 BIG WIN FOR FREEDOM 🚨 https://t.co/6Ld4au2UgF 🚨 BIG WIN FOR FREEDOM 🚨 https://t.co/6Ld4au2UgF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1970735273857171558)  2025-09-24T06:21Z 162.4K followers, [----] engagements


"One of the few Manchester players I actually liked. And this is coming from a gunner. Wazza Prime Wayne Rooney was something else. https://t.co/IDxFKmbb0N Prime Wayne Rooney was something else. https://t.co/IDxFKmbb0N"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1970759456939282910)  2025-09-24T07:57Z 162.4K followers, [----] engagements


""It would be nice if Nairobi grew towards Rift-valley because it would allow usage of land of escarpments with great views. Unfortunately Nairobi is growing towards Kiambu leading to subdivision of land critical for agriculture" - Mutunga Kanyuithia"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1970790503110303844)  2025-09-24T10:00Z 162.7K followers, 70.2K engagements


"MUA has disclosed a Ksh. [---] Billion write down from its Kenyan subsidiary stemming mainly from fraud. Eih"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1970795860884894081)  2025-09-24T10:22Z 162.8K followers, 20.4K engagements


"MUA is a Mauritius based Insurance company. The Kenyan based subsidiary was allegedly reporting misleading books of accounts for [--] years and understating it's liabilities. maigod MUA has disclosed a Ksh. [---] Billion write down from its Kenyan subsidiary stemming mainly from fraud. Eih. MUA has disclosed a Ksh. [---] Billion write down from its Kenyan subsidiary stemming mainly from fraud. Eih"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1970819383858483470)  2025-09-24T11:55Z 162.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Kuna incident ilifanyika jana Kilimani. A lady who works as a cleaner jumped from a building after being accussed of stealing [----] bob by the tenants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1970831125531734084)  2025-09-24T12:42Z 162.6K followers, 106.8K engagements


"Correction and update: This tweet was based on the incident report as of yesterday. I'm informed there's a new development inclusive of post mortem report. Just also seen a ticker that the tenants are currently in custody. Murder Kuna incident ilifanyika jana Kilimani. A lady who works as a cleaner jumped from a building after being accussed of stealing [----] bob by the tenants. Kuna incident ilifanyika jana Kilimani. A lady who works as a cleaner jumped from a building after being accussed of stealing [----] bob by the tenants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1970842261291487635)  2025-09-24T13:26Z 162.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Who knows where I can get the 25Kg Full milk powder bag The Full cream one not Skimmed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971107983422783672)  2025-09-25T07:02Z 162.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Huwa mnanichekesha sana mie sababu wdym a Charlie Kirk Virgil in Nairobi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971111500799775121)  2025-09-25T07:16Z 162.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@kaisari254 Thanks. Will check nearest carrefour first. Sent an email to KCC to see how I can get"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971115945264546162)  2025-09-25T07:33Z 162.5K followers, [---] engagements


"THE INCOME TAX (Significant Economic Presence Tax) Regulations [----]. Brace yourselves your online activities are about to experience some price changes. The KRA has just published tax proposals targeting services carried out over the Internet electronic network and Digital marketplace and the income derived from it by non residents. This tax shall be applicable to [--]. Downloadable digital content mobile applications ebooks. [--]. Subscription Films like Netflix subscription based media including news and magazines. [--]. Electronic data management. [--]. cloud computing. [--]. Streaming audio visual"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971139517999432137)  2025-09-25T09:07Z 162.7K followers, 71.2K engagements


"Would it be ethical for betting companies to take bets for such things 😅 Unaingia TL unakuta Kamare twitter wameeka betslip iko na Malel Adan na Boit. 🤣🤣🤣 Sure bet. Shortlisted candidates for the position of MD New KCC. Guess who will be the next MD https://t.co/vBvAirNXAp Shortlisted candidates for the position of MD New KCC. Guess who will be the next MD https://t.co/vBvAirNXAp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971229887899001061)  2025-09-25T15:06Z 162.5K followers, 13.2K engagements


"Tell wantam ipo siku Former French president Nicolas Sarkozy has been sentenced to five years in jail. He was found guilty of criminal conspiracy in a case related to millions of euros of illicit funds from the late Libyan leader Col Muammar Gaddafi. https://t.co/IzOaHID4Xb https://t.co/V6IYUDZWHp Former French president Nicolas Sarkozy has been sentenced to five years in jail. He was found guilty of criminal conspiracy in a case related to millions of euros of illicit funds from the late Libyan leader Col Muammar Gaddafi. https://t.co/IzOaHID4Xb https://t.co/V6IYUDZWHp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971231737838698862)  2025-09-25T15:14Z 162.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Museveni the charlatan twat. Currently showing on Season [--] of Impunity in Uganda. 😡😡😡 https://t.co/p3hrxhTjvd Currently showing on Season [--] of Impunity in Uganda. 😡😡😡 https://t.co/p3hrxhTjvd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971258388861559141)  2025-09-25T16:59Z 162.5K followers, [----] engagements


"🤣🤣🤣🤣 America use to be a country did cool shite. Now the president is praised for carrying pizza. 3rd world country fr. 😭 Trump is carrying around [--] pizzas like its nothing. Biden would face plant with more than [--]. https://t.co/qL4Rm7lomx Trump is carrying around [--] pizzas like its nothing. Biden would face plant with more than [--]. https://t.co/qL4Rm7lomx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971262324381188420)  2025-09-25T17:15Z 162.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I use to wonder why my pal always insisted Friday cold ones sipping lazma tukae kwa club balcony. Then I realised premio nyoka. 🤣😭 Ukienda choo unaambia mtu akuangalilie drink na gari. 🤣 My lil bro sells cars. Recently he was telling me that ukiona a young person who lives in an urban area ako na a Toyota eg NZE Premio Ractis Prado [---] Rav4 Vitz Wish Hilux etc unajua huyo ni mtu hapendi peace of mind. The same dildo that is hitting Isuzu FVZ on the face. My lil bro sells cars. Recently he was telling me that ukiona a young person who lives in an urban area ako na a Toyota eg NZE Premio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971279183906250755)  2025-09-25T18:22Z 162.6K followers, 17.9K engagements


"Browns PLC a Sri Lankan investment conglomerate that recently acquired [-----] Acres of tea farms from James Finlays Kenya has announced a plan to lay off over [----] workers. Catastrophic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971487329429987473)  2025-09-26T08:09Z 162.7K followers, 13.6K engagements


"@lindaNmaina He want to chew senate funds in Kuala Lumpur with a fine baddie. Tunamjua 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971493644663398834)  2025-09-26T08:34Z 162.6K followers, [---] engagements


"They walked out of Netanyahu Good. To hell with zionists"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971785387401269707)  2025-09-27T03:54Z 162.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@GasDruid Kwanza those allocations will bring many problems huko mbele"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971822410019360827)  2025-09-27T06:21Z 162.6K followers, [---] engagements


"The government of Kenya has been taken to court over its decision to use road maintenance levy funds as collateral for the sh175 Billion from the African Development Bank"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971823451217240509)  2025-09-27T06:25Z 162.6K followers, 31.3K engagements


"@Itsmwendwaa It's just a matter of time. When peoppe purpose to straighten things out this one and others will be in for a rough tide"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971830000711241876)  2025-09-27T06:51Z 162.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Hiyo mambo ya ku inherit vitu za ndugu yako disinheriting his wife and kids huwa greed mbaya na roho chafu juu hao watu huwa hawaeki the same energy to provide for them if they are disadvantaged. Tamaa ya kichawi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971870667734974694)  2025-09-27T09:32Z 162.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Crystal Palace wanapapasa kandanda vi dangerous gahdemit. Becker ana earn salo leo. 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971944510017220919)  2025-09-27T14:26Z 162.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Eddie Nketiah Dakika ya komboa ufe kmmke Crystal Palace wanapapasa kandanda vi dangerous gahdemit. Becker ana earn salo leo. 😂😂 Crystal Palace wanapapasa kandanda vi dangerous gahdemit. Becker ana earn salo leo. 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971970943347314996)  2025-09-27T16:11Z 162.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Ukiuma angle ya truck lorry ama bus chance za ku survive huwa this 🤏🏾 slim. Ndio naelekea home after a heavy night of slavery alafu nakutana na hii kwa njia😭💔 RIP to this fella https://t.co/dgxacRYZH3 Ndio naelekea home after a heavy night of slavery alafu nakutana na hii kwa njia😭💔 RIP to this fella https://t.co/dgxacRYZH3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1972360406116220975)  2025-09-28T17:59Z 162.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Ile umaskini central iliingizwa na Jubilee siwezi skiza hawa washenzi. Sio pombe haramu sio kuuwa subsistence farming. Sio input costs. Uhuru na Kuria wakajidishi bana. Bastards. Moses Kuria has decided to face the Mountain. You cannot buy them; you can only rent them. https://t.co/2qLzDEb3Ov Moses Kuria has decided to face the Mountain. You cannot buy them; you can only rent them. https://t.co/2qLzDEb3Ov"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1972367369923383804)  2025-09-28T18:26Z 162.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@dennistush No. But believing Jubilee Uhuru Kenyatta and Moses Kuria have any meaningful thing to offer Central Kenya is foolish at best. And I'm not buying it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1972372104118243464)  2025-09-28T18:45Z 162.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Once I was in a Simba Coach Bus. Nimekaa the first seat on the left clear view of the road. The driver overtakes a truck he sees oncoming light (bike) in a distance on the oncoming lane then says 'huyu namtoa kafara akikosa kuondoka.' He accelerated and charged straight on. Even after he had overtaken and was way clear he never got back to his lane to give way to the oncoming motorist. The distance was closing as he kept telling the turn boy ngoja uone. Kisha wanacheka. At the very last minute the biker had to swerve and ended up in the ditches on the left because road shoulder was pretty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1972377678238912634)  2025-09-28T19:07Z 162.9K followers, 190.2K engagements


"Tell fake fertiliser seller Mithika Linturi ipo siku. China sentences former agricultural minister Tang Renjian to death for corruption https://t.co/cHPndhtIfN China sentences former agricultural minister Tang Renjian to death for corruption https://t.co/cHPndhtIfN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1972535743752126659)  2025-09-29T05:35Z 162.9K followers, [----] engagements


"😭😭😭😭 Bruh. Florida CANNOT be a real place. 😭😭😭 https://t.co/zeBYnwLGYt Florida CANNOT be a real place. 😭😭😭 https://t.co/zeBYnwLGYt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1972538485363138890)  2025-09-29T05:46Z 162.7K followers, 13.8K engagements


"@DJKrowbar @DCI_Kenya The things I want to say to your are extremely uncouth unsavoury and include the mention of private parts in very profane kiswahili. While this remains a graphic depiction there's a chance they'll end up in an unmarked grave. I'm sure Jesus thinks your are an idiot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1972540168134697068)  2025-09-29T05:53Z 162.9K followers, [---] engagements


"New Bill Alert 🚨 THE STREET VENDORS BILL Senate Bill No. [--] Proposed regulations on stationary vendors and mobile vendors who move around to sell wares hawkers. There shall be [--] zones. [--]. Restriction Free vending zones [--]. Restricted vending zones [--]. No vending zones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1972921160108282215)  2025-09-30T07:07Z 162.7K followers, [---] engagements


"A person who conducts vending in restricted vending zone without a special permit commits an offence and is liable to imprisonment not exceeding [--] months and a fine not exceeding [-----] shillings. Isn't [--] months for vending really punitive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1972922909728325747)  2025-09-30T07:14Z 162.6K followers, [----] engagements


"18 (1) County executive may refuse to grant license if applicant does not comply. [--] (2) County govt may levy an annual license fee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1972926972704788624)  2025-09-30T07:30Z 162.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@justinewanda I've been thinking about the layout of Nairobi and I'm really struggling to see where these zones would be located. Apart from the no vending zones hizo watajiekea uptown. As it is maasai market is full Khoja to river road is full. Commercial Moi avenue is full"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1972931058011459764)  2025-09-30T07:46Z 162.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Last time I checked vendors and hawkers paid a daily fee. Market was sijui 20-30 bob hawking siko sure what it is right now. Shifting that to a yearly license will starve people. Especially those hawkers who sell wares like biscuits soda tropkos in that plastic basket"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1972932232311685154)  2025-09-30T07:51Z 162.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Is this not the same tea sector they keep bragging about how that charlatan Statehouse fella has reformed If you see these people boast on their achievements just know it's crumbling. Press Release on Second Payment for KTDA Managed Tea Factories. @KTDAHoldingsLtd @ChaiGoldKE @KetepaLtd @KTDAFoundation @TeaBoardKenya @CS_MoALD #FarmerFirst #GlobalLeaderInQualityTeas https://t.co/CjJJv4oYwl Press Release on Second Payment for KTDA Managed Tea Factories. @KTDAHoldingsLtd @ChaiGoldKE @KetepaLtd @KTDAFoundation @TeaBoardKenya @CS_MoALD #FarmerFirst #GlobalLeaderInQualityTeas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1972936923166707788)  2025-09-30T08:09Z 162.6K followers, [----] engagements


"UPDATE: Bail for former Nairobi Central OCS Samson Taalam and his Co accused over the murder of Albert Ojwang' has been denied. Cases to follow and lookout for this week: [--]. Kianjokoma Brothers murder (Benson and Emanuel ndwiga) Hearing at Milimani Wednesday 24th Thursday 25th. [--]. Rex Masai Inquest Hearing 25th [--]. Albert Ojwang' case (Samson Taalam Central Police OCS) Bail Ruling 26th Friday. Cases to follow and lookout for this week: [--]. Kianjokoma Brothers murder (Benson and Emanuel ndwiga) Hearing at Milimani Wednesday 24th Thursday 25th. [--]. Rex Masai Inquest Hearing 25th [--]. Albert Ojwang'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1972971080320172426)  2025-09-30T10:25Z 163.7K followers, 42.2K engagements


"I felt this one. 😭😭 Kama sio hao our visiting days would have been way sadder. Shout out to those friends who used to tag us along on visiting days😭😭😭( sisi wenye hatukukua tunakujiwa) 🥹🥹 Shout out to those friends who used to tag us along on visiting days😭😭😭( sisi wenye hatukukua tunakujiwa) 🥹🥹"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1973302867508470284)  2025-10-01T08:24Z 163K followers, [----] engagements


"I know this is false because I saw people in the streets chanting "Yote yawezekana bila Moi." Even he sat in disbelief. If voting didn't work kina Sudi wouldn't be kicking rocks talking about how they will stuff ballots. Your vote works. Chukua kura. You people can't be serious 😭😭 It's 2025you people think democracy exists It's a play unless you are part of the cast otherwise it's a revolution or an endless loop. One global puppet onto another one until we remove the veil. WAKE UP BLACK CHILD. Democracy doesn't exist You people can't be serious 😭😭 It's 2025you people think democracy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1973308804281540647)  2025-10-01T08:47Z 162.9K followers, 47.4K engagements


"Even I know who Mutoriah is. And this is coming from a person who listens to EDM Trance and Progressive 96% of the time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1973420254761197907)  2025-10-01T16:10Z 162.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Huko kwa replies wana trash workout progress bana. 😭😭🤣🤣 Airetu maendaga atia though Can't be a fattie can't be ripped can't have arms juu a naskia ni kama unampiga ngeta. 😭🤣 Daughters of eve sio good people buana. I dated one guy with abs and it felt like I was laying my head on the floor I have sworn it off ever since I dated one guy with abs and it felt like I was laying my head on the floor I have sworn it off ever since"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1973427315792351268)  2025-10-01T16:38Z 163K followers, 21K engagements


"Today there was a Motion in Parliament by Naisula Lesuuda about better protection for the vulnerable women and children in this society against sexual offences violence and such killings. During the whole motion Members of Parliament kept conversing in loud voices. We don't take such things with the seriousness it deserves. And that's just very unfortunate and tragic Annet 15yo a pupil at Gongoni Primary in Kilifi died after being hit on the head by her teacher. She died from internal bleeding due to blunt force trauma. The case has been reported at Kijipwa Police Station but no action has"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1973429563653849472)  2025-10-01T16:47Z 163K followers, 167.6K engagements


"@angaliahuyu South Korea too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1973619251350249880)  2025-10-02T05:21Z 162.6K followers, [---] engagements


"UPDATE: The Parliamentary Committee on Environment Forestry and Mining has recommended that Parliament approves the granting of Diplomatic Privileges and Immunities to The Global Centre for Adaptation (A climate change organisation registered in Netherlands). This means GCA will have 1: Immunity from suit and Legal Processes. [--]. Involability of premises occupied as offices meaning the host country cannot enter or interfere with the premise without their consent. [--]. Exemption from taxes and rates on importation of goods. [--]. The Director officials and Staff will be immune from suit and Legal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1974024721424408578)  2025-10-03T08:12Z 163K followers, 106.8K engagements


"Good morning @GCAdaptation as a 'Solutions broker' on climate change kindly explain to Kenyans why your organisation needs diplomatic immunity from legal process and suit. Especially since you will be dealing with land and natural resources owned by Kenyans. I'm listening. UPDATE: The Parliamentary Committee on Environment Forestry and Mining has recommended that Parliament approves the granting of Diplomatic Privileges and Immunities to The Global Centre for Adaptation (A climate change organisation registered in Netherlands). This means GCA https://t.co/cmbuV442uk UPDATE: The Parliamentary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1974032199704891470)  2025-10-03T08:42Z 163K followers, 14.1K engagements


"Global Centre for Adaptation did a promo vid asking The Gates Foundation to support their activities in Kenya. Ask them @GCAdaptation why an organisation dealing with climate change Land and natural resources needs immunity from legal process and being sued. Dets on pinned tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1974035996359434362)  2025-10-03T08:57Z 162.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Swali. Do I do simple bite sized video content for these Parliamentary Bills and upload them to my Tiktok for easier download and sharing. Would y'all want that 👀 @shobanes You can do better if you passed this message with a video. We need to act and therefore enough people needs know what kasongo is doing together with his rotten parliament. He's auctioning the country to the devil. @shobanes You can do better if you passed this message with a video. We need to act and therefore enough people needs know what kasongo is doing together with his rotten parliament. He's auctioning the country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1974046117277917363)  2025-10-03T09:37Z 162.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Ukiwa na govt policy framework access na allocate some small funds and setup a small production hub hapo outskirts kiasi kama Mombasa road. Put knitting and weaving machines. People like these can come in with their custom unique designs created by Kenyan artists (Naweka website where artist submit original artworks customer picks clothe tag has designers name earns money for use of design on every piece with art work) input them into machine and knit out orders in record time. Pushing the price down to sub 5k bob with option to change color schemes and multiple templates to pick from. Then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1974068558234534284)  2025-10-03T11:06Z 163K followers, 71.2K engagements


"@nebulalke Saa zingine lazma tutoke from the conventional thinking space and upscale some things. Most of the things affluent people admire started as hand made items from cottage industries"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1974073437158297714)  2025-10-03T11:25Z 162.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Kujeni muone ukora ya maajabu. So GCA a Netherlands based company will build a building in Kenya Then this building is where the Kenyan Ministry of Environment Climate Change and Forestry Headquarters will be located Mazingira house This deal stinks to high heavens UPDATE: The Parliamentary Committee on Environment Forestry and Mining has recommended that Parliament approves the granting of Diplomatic Privileges and Immunities to The Global Centre for Adaptation (A climate change organisation registered in Netherlands). This means GCA https://t.co/cmbuV442uk UPDATE: The Parliamentary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1974402036902113457)  2025-10-04T09:11Z 163K followers, 35.6K engagements


"Torotich Daniel Arap Moi had people composing praise songs for him every few weeks. Fella had Kenyans snitching on their relatives for no rewards. 😂 Aligenya na maisha ilisonga. Life goes on. A few weeks of mourning na mambo inaendelea. No individual is bigger than a country. I dont know why Im scared of what can happen if Raila dies. Twitter insults aside I dont think this country is ready for that - the major shift in political balance. In a time where every potential candidate is a fraud and the one who can save us doesnt have much support on I dont know why Im scared of what can happen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1974410639042052466)  2025-10-04T09:45Z 163K followers, 71.9K engagements


"How home grown cottage industries could be a solution to economic transformation of Kenyans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1974443912086585670)  2025-10-04T11:58Z 162.9K followers, 37.8K engagements


"@Miss_Robinhood_ 😂😂😂 Wau. You too K"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1974467108865265788)  2025-10-04T13:30Z 162.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Simu ya Jamii. Not technically a brand but yeah. Also that was the good Safaricom before they started giving government and DCI user locations for abductions. ❓❓ https://t.co/97DxdtktN4 ❓❓ https://t.co/97DxdtktN4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1974469158168629277)  2025-10-04T13:38Z 162.8K followers, [----] engagements


"That thing people have been talking about where folks want immigrants deported. It's not just the common folk. It's a whole worldwide agenda propped by the political class. Meanwhile the same countries keep pushing nonsensical agendas that make people want to immigrate. My message is clear: if youre here illegally you will be detained and deported. Our new Removals Force modelled on US ICE will deport [------] illegal migrants each year. https://t.co/mjQwuSe77w My message is clear: if youre here illegally you will be detained and deported. Our new Removals Force modelled on US ICE will deport"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1974860105914187861)  2025-10-05T15:31Z 162.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@enthusiastichap Ama Suluhu anataka ku draw out folks of similar thoughts. Trojan horse. 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1974869694734836071)  2025-10-05T16:10Z 163K followers, [---] engagements


"Someone in the replies has raised a important issues. That issue of Eldoret getting higher water tariffs after city status. Being a city comes with city policies and policies come with costs. The people think it's because he loves them. Uzuri time tells and vindicates. President Ruto announces plans to make Meru Kenyas 6th city https://t.co/9gJdOYwZac President Ruto announces plans to make Meru Kenyas 6th city https://t.co/9gJdOYwZac"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1974872453236265145)  2025-10-05T16:20Z 163K followers, 78.6K engagements


"No wonder @USEmbassyKenya can never criticise abductions by the Ruto Government. Because they themselves are the poster boys for abductions and forced arrests by masked individuals. Shameful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975049214515442064)  2025-10-06T04:03Z 163.5K followers, 13.2K engagements


"I know exactly what this is. 😂😂😂 Y'all scared. 😅"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975066469034762248)  2025-10-06T05:11Z 162.9K followers, 63.6K engagements


"My big concern at this point is the Ambiguity in clause 7A (3) When you leave an open door for the Cabinet Secretary to make regulations for recovery of treatment fees by Health Facilities what's the limit to which they can go if they already detain Corpses A person in charge of a health facility which detains a patient or a corpse of a patient over unpaid fees commits an offence. 2/3 https://t.co/zhir8feZPP A person in charge of a health facility which detains a patient or a corpse of a patient over unpaid fees commits an offence. 2/3 https://t.co/zhir8feZPP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975099059670310928)  2025-10-06T07:21Z 163K followers, 30.8K engagements


"Karibu nirushe 'Hey dia' nkidhani ni kienyo baddie. Smh. 😂😂😭😭 Kumbe ni kaptula. 😡 Eat your fruits and your friends 🫢 https://t.co/EHdju6JpYk Eat your fruits and your friends 🫢 https://t.co/EHdju6JpYk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975100642890068371)  2025-10-06T07:27Z 162.9K followers, 53.8K engagements


"Rivatex East Africa Eldoret has sent a notice indicating massive job cuts of its we workers after a government backed strategic investor took over in a restructuring deal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975108606787043604)  2025-10-06T07:59Z 163.8K followers, 11.6K engagements


"😂😂😂 Afanye restructuring na Private Investor. Oomf hurudishwa Soko quarterly kama performance reviews pale corporate. She might be the problem Oomf hurudishwa Soko quarterly kama performance reviews pale corporate. She might be the problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975112093302219039)  2025-10-06T08:13Z 162.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Maybe if we clamped down on companies dumping waste into Nairobi river with actual jail time instead of wrist slap fines maybe we'd not be spending billions of taxpayer funds to clean up. Also the litter is hard to clean but the toxic waste will take decades"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975124956100141427)  2025-10-06T09:04Z 163K followers, [----] engagements


"Imebidi ni Google Brunello Cuccineli. 😂😂😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975187333025780143)  2025-10-06T13:12Z 162.9K followers, 26.8K engagements


"Good job Njoo Kagio sasa na ukuje na zile battery operated AI sex tools. Na usisahau kubeba ile nyahunyo na pad ya spankings. Baddies [--] - bad governance [--] Watu wa mtwapa endeni kwa ofisi ya DO hapo majengo kanamai https://t.co/O8CsoLU3qy Baddies [--] - bad governance [--] Watu wa mtwapa endeni kwa ofisi ya DO hapo majengo kanamai https://t.co/O8CsoLU3qy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975474826954612957)  2025-10-07T08:14Z 163K followers, 24.8K engagements


"@2njerii @NemaKenya @NarokCountyGvt Prestige is another camp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975576405372264827)  2025-10-07T14:58Z 162.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Influencer wa Bill Gates ni nani"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975577833700532326)  2025-10-07T15:03Z 163.7K followers, 23K engagements


"@Mareh3mu 😂😂😂 Inabidi uweke Mbwa [--] na Anti burglary china's buana. Also people seeing inside ni shida tupu juu watapanga daily. 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975602726059852280)  2025-10-07T16:42Z 163K followers, [----] engagements


"Bana moon imewaka buana. Astrology girlies Kwani Mercury imerudi kwa lucozade"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975606756240764964)  2025-10-07T16:58Z 163K followers, 30.3K engagements


"Paragraph [--]. 😬 https://t.co/IfVa2bOlyd https://t.co/IfVa2bOlyd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975608931033776391)  2025-10-07T17:07Z 163K followers, 87.2K engagements


"@Nyawira_h 😂😂😂 Ajeh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975610093585768700)  2025-10-07T17:12Z 162.9K followers, [---] engagements


"@Very_Maureen Not a single one. Yaani all government agencies are complicit in ukora"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975818304100171848)  2025-10-08T06:59Z 162.9K followers, [--] engagements


"So mnasema privatisation is good because we can sell strategic national assets for cheap so they can make profit. After kama 20-30 years when we realise it's a very bad strategy what happens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975819006671221108)  2025-10-08T07:02Z 163K followers, 10.9K engagements


"Huyo Waithesh wa NTSA Portal huwaga fine thank you mangai. Ngoko Fudge chocolate cake fr fr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975821092662251980)  2025-10-08T07:10Z 163K followers, 15K engagements


"Kenyan Media saa zingine hunichosha sana. 😑 I see ndio wamefikiwa na mambo ya Global Centre for Adaptation @GCAdaptation MPs grant tax waivers immunity to Dutch firm of UoN Chancellor https://t.co/9RcPSVXt3q https://t.co/puaRrEdolV MPs grant tax waivers immunity to Dutch firm of UoN Chancellor https://t.co/9RcPSVXt3q https://t.co/puaRrEdolV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975822402769785291)  2025-10-08T07:15Z 163K followers, 13.3K engagements


"URGENT BLOOD APPEAL If you are in Kisumu kindly reach out to Orao. His dad urgently needs blood. Urgently. Hey guys do you know anyone in Kisumu who can donate blood today. My dad is at salama cancer center and it's not looking good. Hey guys do you know anyone in Kisumu who can donate blood today. My dad is at salama cancer center and it's not looking good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1976170630115717577)  2025-10-09T06:19Z 163K followers, 10.2K engagements


"In Afghanistan there is a practice called Bacha Bazi. A messed thing where boy children are dressed up in female clothes complete with make up then made to dance for men in private parties. Exclusively attended by men. Mostly the rich or those with influence. There are docus on YouTube"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1976182902162440195)  2025-10-09T07:08Z 163K followers, 25K engagements


"Hata transfer haijamalizika. 😂😂😂😂 Maigod. Just Charlene: The President's daughter charting own path https://t.co/yPkWpzeYZM https://t.co/qc64aamTtM Just Charlene: The President's daughter charting own path https://t.co/yPkWpzeYZM https://t.co/qc64aamTtM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1976654629330108608)  2025-10-10T14:22Z 163.7K followers, 158.1K engagements


"Ask your wakulima friends about the decline in bees locally due to agrochemicals. Hali sio hali Threats mounting for wild bee and butterfly species in Europe experts warn https://t.co/mHe9ZgQCbC https://t.co/lYvXX2TKbM Threats mounting for wild bee and butterfly species in Europe experts warn https://t.co/mHe9ZgQCbC https://t.co/lYvXX2TKbM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1977041414841418235)  2025-10-11T15:59Z 163.1K followers, 13.6K engagements


"At some point I realised the Kenyan politicians are not 'wazimu.' They are just plain disrespectful and contemptous towards Kenyans. How is this even a justification and remedy Kenyans dont understand how demanding political life can be from constituency duties to assembly sessions and committee work. The constant pressure takes a toll on mental health. Thats why my Mental Health Bill seeks to establish a desk to support leaders wellness https://t.co/2dcVySGioK Kenyans dont understand how demanding political life can be from constituency duties to assembly sessions and committee work. The"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1977293002713580026)  2025-10-12T08:39Z 163.6K followers, 40K engagements


"'The three-year flagship Programme will strengthen Africas research. By [----] the project aims to have introduced up to [--] medical products for market testing' A [--] year flagship project in medical care [--] medical products for market testing by [----] Why [--] Why not [--] or [--] or [--] Why does it sound like these products are already predeveloped This whole thing stinks to high heavens. KEMRI Announces Major Partnership With US Billionaire Bill Gates https://t.co/kT8pOnuxqT KEMRI Announces Major Partnership With US Billionaire Bill Gates https://t.co/kT8pOnuxqT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1977297904701218867)  2025-10-12T08:58Z 163.1K followers, 11.6K engagements


"@W_Asherah Yiu are absolutely right. Also the fact that medical products take long to develop and refine and also cost a whole tonne load very suspicious that they almost have definite numbers. Mali iko tayari"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1977301671114928469)  2025-10-12T09:13Z 163K followers, [---] engagements


"@3TuskerBeers You are absolutely right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1977699117288604082)  2025-10-13T11:33Z 163.1K followers, [--] engagements


"@sixofeight_ Yeup. So many things are going into the environment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1977699193863995627)  2025-10-13T11:33Z 163.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Samest same I have ever samed. 🥹 Wasichana wa matiti kubwa mtakuja Fanya nibondwe na gari hii Nairobi Wasichana wa matiti kubwa mtakuja Fanya nibondwe na gari hii Nairobi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1977713042361094379)  2025-10-13T12:28Z 163.7K followers, 21.5K engagements


"There is no way Nairobi was/is going to transform for the better. Not at City/County level Not at Constituency level. A system purposefully designed to fail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1977724557814346091)  2025-10-13T13:14Z 163.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I think one of the most important things is their own drive to succeed. With time Asia has learnt that the West will walk all over you if you are not independent. African leaders on the other hand are comfortable with that. Also check CGTN and listen to the Asian leaders kwa progi yao nimesahau jina nikikumbuka ntakushow. Hosts the Asian leaders ministers etc you listen to those people utajua Wazi wako na plan. Like they are articulate to a point where you feel they know what they are saying inside out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1978354247239438488)  2025-10-15T06:56Z 163.7K followers, [---] engagements


"@Winnie_Maybach 😂😂anything that makes this fella uncomfortable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1979123626717659294)  2025-10-17T09:53Z 163.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Manchester United fans be like "But Mourinoh said that the best team lost." SHARAP Champions league sio fashion show. Funga bao ama uende"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/309169829737271297)  2013-03-06T05:13Z 149.1K followers, [--] engagements


"10 million bob on international travel to Uganda is absolutely ridiculous Kenya has bigger problems than county funding"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/373366408547409920)  2013-08-30T08:47Z 149K followers, [--] engagements


"LOL. So now everyone is Team Croatia Fuck Outta Here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/477185841396461568)  2014-06-12T20:29Z 149K followers, [--] engagements


"Aiyayayayayaya. Serena Williams is bae. Thunder thighs on 💯💯💯. 😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥 http://t.co/BKwUODYCeW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/630786644728266752)  2015-08-10T17:03Z 155.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Wena 😂😂😂 RT @InquisitiveMarg: Julius Malema's theory as to why there aren't any white people in Nigeria. 😂 https://x.com/InquisitiveMarg/status/812512947067092992/video/1 https://x.com/InquisitiveMarg/status/812512947067092992/video/1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/813623082799636480)  2016-12-27T05:50Z 149K followers, [--] engagements


"LMAO. This guy is the real MVP bana. RT @spectatorindex: MEDIA: Man in Kazakhstan rides ostrich through traffic https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/874634176149856256/video/1 https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/874634176149856256/video/1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/874635329956925440)  2017-06-13T14:31Z 148.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Kwanza ngojeni Kenya Power wamalizane na hii kashfa ya bill inflation waseme dam hazina maji itabidi watumie mafuta ku generate sooooo. Fuel adjustment levy and other costs on your bill. Elfu moja itawapatia units nne kama miguu za punda. Mtajua hamjui"  
[X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/968115432480825344)  2018-02-26T13:28Z 149.1K followers, [--] engagements

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