#  @polo_kimanii MethoDman Tanzanian President Samia Suluhu is facing intense backlash and protests over her governance, with reports of violent killings and election rigging. The opposition is planning protests on January 29, and there are rumors that she may flee the country. 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Leo ni kumoto maze" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020902051119579574) 2026-02-09T16:46Z 270.1K followers, 21.8K engagements "Karauri has [--] million casually chilling in his wardrobe like Tissue buana. Nimepiga hesabu nikaona unless I become a thiefit would take me [---] years to make such money legally. I have never seen american millionares flaunt money like thisthis one is a thief. Hii ni Tapeli" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2021612462689165757) 2026-02-11T15:49Z 270.1K followers, 113K engagements "If you are wondering where you should allign yourself in all this chaosjust ask yourself How has Raila helped me How has ODM helped me How has Ruto helped me How has Kalonzo helped me How has any of these clashing political parties helped me Ukipata jibu niambie" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2021907035034726460) 2026-02-12T11:19Z 270.1K followers, 45.4K engagements "Sleeping around witn alot of women as a man is good for the body but its has a very tremendous effect onthe soul. It reaches a point where you dont feel anything insideno love no hate. Just numbness. You become detached from them. And the more detached you are the more these women are attracted to you because youre not obsessed with them. You even last longer in bed because you have no intimate feelings for these woman. This turns them oneven more. You become a woman magnet. Kazi yako inakua ni kudinyana na kughost. Kama holy spirit Thats how most nairobi bachelors are operating. They are not" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020792405297951118) 2026-02-09T09:30Z 270.1K followers, 119.4K engagements "Has Bill gates Labs deliberately released Mosquitoes in nairobi so that he can later sell us Malaria drugs Is that what has happened" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020832700366733372) 2026-02-09T12:10Z 270.1K followers, 123.7K engagements "THESE ARE NOT MEMES. This is a message on different backgrounds all saying the same thing. #RutoMustGoNow" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2021209783726899237) 2026-02-10T13:08Z 270.1K followers, 33.2K engagements "The kenyan Real Estate market is full of crooks and greedy conmen. How do you sell such a house at 80milliona 4bedroom house in kamiti road in a 1/4acre land. Nyinyi mnajua [--] mirrions ni nini kweli 80million sifai ata kuwa ninaona jirani yangu If we were honest peopleThis house shouldnt be anything above 30million. Mimi nikiwa na [--] million sahiiata siwezi tumia more than 20m kujenga. Na nitajenga kitu msuri sana a [--] bedroom bungalow with stadium size bedroomsna master bedroom iko sound proofndio ukifanyia mama watoto internal audit wageni hawaskii nduru Pia nimeweka hii wanaita gazebro. Hii" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2022030945856213111) 2026-02-12T19:31Z 270.1K followers, 49.7K engagements "As much as the Epstein files existtheres alot of lies and narratives that have been fabricated inside this story to be weaponized. Jeffrey Epstein was not just a simple billionaire but a member of the Council of Foreign Relations with access to heads od states. In this position he would lure wealthy people into his house with donations to their foundations. The man had connectionsso its only sensible that he will take photos with almost every billionare you knowsince every of them wants him to organize a meeting with someone That is not to say that everyone he metor is seen with is now a" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2017639788749242541) 2026-01-31T16:43Z 270.1K followers, 271.1K engagements "New month new lokeshen. Hello Feb. https://t.co/RKR67QSi97 New month new lokeshen. Hello Feb. https://t.co/RKR67QSi97" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2019100810924421237) 2026-02-04T17:28Z 270.1K followers, 54.6K engagements "As a kenyan you have no business telling me about that nonsense called GDP. Do you understand that 78% of kenya is owned by 1% of population. High GDP means nothing to me when all the money is flowing in the upper echelon. The facts are in the standards of living. Lets look there" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2019649268945154227) 2026-02-06T05:48Z 270.1K followers, 28.9K engagements "Due to public demand I will repeat this. Juu najua wengine wenu hamskiangi msuri. Na juu pia leo ni saturday lazima Fe2O3 itolewe. Unfortunately some of you are going to land on people that already belong to other people and you will be caught. Sasa tulisema ukikamatwa juu ya mtu wa wenyewehapo unajua uliwa juu si mcheso. The only way you will come out of there aliveni ukasirike. Kasirika kuliko mwenye amekupata ukimgongea. Ukifanya hivo hawezi pata nguvu ya kukupiga. Ukiitikia akisirike kukuliko atakupiga kama brukenge. Look at the woman you were inside few minutes agoweka yeye kofi. Muulize" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020109719801586157) 2026-02-07T12:17Z 270.1K followers, 82.1K engagements "My muslim brothers I hope this year you will actually fast. Sio hii kanungo mnafanyanga apa ya kukula chakula mingi asubuhi inawashikilia mpaka jioni. Please allow your body to replenishreduce the fatyou wont die. Wacheni kukula chakula mingi asubuhi in the name of allah" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020126311390363657) 2026-02-07T13:23Z 270.1K followers, 90.5K engagements "Mwaka wa 1993there was an AIDs pandemic in kenya. A very massive one. Na haikua tu Nyanzaalot of People from Central died. Na ile Ukimwi haikua mchezo. If you got it in januarykuona november was impossible. I have no idea where this disease came frombut the Wazungus lied that it came from sleeping with monkeys. I wish there was something in the Epstein files about this sabotage the US did to kenya. Who the hell sleeps with a monkeynugu ata unaitoa wapi kwanza Ile kitu unajua inakuuma Mtambo namna atari sana ikidhani ni ndisi buana An uncle was telling me how his father and most of his friends" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020213246276592048) 2026-02-07T19:09Z 270.1K followers, 106.5K engagements "Nyinyi watuwe need to get our shit together as citizens of kenya. Now Whether you like this fact or notthe truth is at one point in the futurea good number of us are going have cancer. Especially with the foods we are eating and general lifestyles we are living. There are over [---] types of cancerscould be skinbloodlungbreast or prostate cancer etc. its almost guaranteedwe just dont know who will have it and when By understanding thisnow ask yourself are we really in a position of luxury to be building [--] billion worth stadiums Should we as the tax payers allow our money to be used on such We" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020457106906681567) 2026-02-08T11:18Z 270.1K followers, 115.5K engagements "We can not have a borderless AfricaYet. Because some countries especially the less developed are going to take advantage and instantly start moving to those more developed than them. Nigerians and Somalis will start relocating to kenya and South Africa. Burundians will move to Rwanda. Kenyan men will move to Asmara to impregnate their skinny soft haired women. Congolese will move to Namibia. It will be pure chaos. Before we can have a borderless AfricaEach country must make individual effort to become sustainable. Such that no one is taking advantage of the other. Nigerians must stop running" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020479414476116180) 2026-02-08T12:46Z 270.1K followers, 52.3K engagements "@moneyacademyKE For those asking what he gets in return the answer is oneLab rats. He gets to run experiments in rural hospitalsof vaccines and new drugs to monitor its performance and then the final product is sold globally. Africans have always been used as lab rats in the name of Aid" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2021850695045894161) 2026-02-12T07:35Z 270.1K followers, 17.4K engagements ". Connected with the earth touched grass ran many kilometers and was mad at the photographer💀 📌 Karura. https://t.co/AufFBEgMCp Connected with the earth touched grass ran many kilometers and was mad at the photographer💀 📌 Karura. https://t.co/AufFBEgMCp" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2022357579490324940) 2026-02-13T17:09Z 270.1K followers, 349.8K engagements "These are what we call spy cameras. Ive sold quite a number of them this year. Their life span is about [--] months but theyre quite effective Unfortunately some of my clientsespecially those who own BnBs are using them for evil purposes. That is why i must caution you The cameras are being strategically installed in bedrooms to spy on clients especially those who go there to do bad manners. The BnB owner only needs to connect it to the wifi and she can view the footages remotely via an app designated for this specific camera And it has very good clarity1080p which is what you see in youtube." [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1990792868655489368) 2025-11-18T14:43Z 270.1K followers, 356.5K engagements "One dayperhaps when hes long deadThe truth about Duale will be exposed. What hes saying here is very peculiarlike its both a reminder and a warningbut coded. I want say much nowbecause I dont have a lawyer. Lakini Heheee CS Duale: President Ruto in your three and a half years in office there has been no terror attack of the magnitude of Garissa University Westgate or Dusit attacks. You have stabilized the country from any foreign terror attacks. https://t.co/HDLs6PIwNV CS Duale: President Ruto in your three and a half years in office there has been no terror attack of the magnitude of Garissa" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2021657699059216863) 2026-02-11T18:48Z 270.1K followers, 44.5K engagements "I feel sorry for sifunaBaba why did you leave us" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2021952014566260930) 2026-02-12T14:18Z 270.1K followers, 28.4K engagements "@ThinkInCalm Fighting for our women" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2022339527759790285) 2026-02-13T15:58Z 270.1K followers, 13.5K engagements "Malaya naona their biggest issue ni kukua recordednot how they gave themselves up so easily🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2022392154203799589) 2026-02-13T19:27Z 270.1K followers, 134.7K engagements "A friend of mine is selling this Lexus NX 200t for 3.7M(Negotiable). Nimemuuliza kwa nini unauza gari smart hivi akasema she wants to upgrade. Leteni offers YOM [----] Mileage [-----] 2WD Consumption 7.8km/l Keyless entry Fully loaded Petrol Viewing : Mombasa Tel: [----] [---] 458" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1894668563123737052) 2025-02-26T08:39Z 269.9K followers, 184.1K engagements "There is something fundamentally wrong with our society. Men and women used to grow up very early in the past century. At [--] years alot had been achieved. A 25year old was a grown man who could make decisions on behalf of the family or even a village. Right now25 year olds are equivalents [--] years olds in the 19th century. Jamaa hawajielewi ata kidogo. Ni bangi tu crying about depression while trying to convince themselves they are still young which is a big lie because considering the lifespan of modern man is 75yearshis quarter life is [--] years. Huyo ni mtu mzee Kuna shida mahali. And I" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1927790454776422674) 2025-05-28T18:13Z 270K followers, 164.9K engagements "Whats your kikuyu name" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1942568975474245982) 2025-07-08T12:58Z 270K followers, 160.7K engagements "Ukifika 30s there are some habits you should have completely outgrown. Vitu kama kuvaa lebelled clothessijui anga gucci and Lui vutonhiyo unawachia vipii ya unifasti. At this point youre dressing for conveniencea jacket a Tshirt and rubber shoes. Ukifika [--] ata bangi unafaa kuwa umewacha kuvuruta. It makes you look unserious. Bangi unawachia vijana wa Jkuat. You either graduate to Cigars or completely stop drug abuse. But most importantlyukifika [--] as a mansende kubwa haifai kuwa inakufurahisha. At some point you realize big ass not as prestige as people put it. Mimi nasemanga nikipata tu" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2013900885697650726) 2026-01-21T09:06Z 270K followers, 61.9K engagements "Nilikupenda kama jembe Kumbe weh ni hoe Naskia uchungunikama umestep on my Toe Juu huwa nikikuita kasarani unasema O Nilitaka nikupee mapenzi ya dhati Ata kama kwa wallet nimebaki na thirty Kama umependa mtu ako na kichwa inakaa mayai Nisikuone na senke ya miyai Dont reply Happy birthday to this amazing legend. @daddyowenmusic https://t.co/KNF7LvJ7m9 Happy birthday to this amazing legend. @daddyowenmusic https://t.co/KNF7LvJ7m9" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2016900735728763201) 2026-01-29T15:46Z 270K followers, 212.8K engagements "Na vijana mjue when you indulge yourselves with a woman who has a child that is not yoursplease be comfortable with the fact that youll be a 3rd party in that relationship. Unajua mtoto huwa anasoma mood ya mama yakesasa kama mama hakuongeleshimtoto pia anakukasirikia. Na hajali kama ulimlipia schoolfees last term na izo matour za ughasia wanaendanga kuoneshwa waterfalls. Unajua ata huwezi chapa iyo mtoto ikikoseasomething just doesnt feel right. You spend so much time putting effort to be called dad or baba and all you get is the bare minimum. The only way to bring balance to this improper" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018621964638634223) 2026-02-03T09:45Z 270K followers, 71K engagements "Please get out of that small town when youre still young and energetic. It will limit your foresight so much that you will think its impossible to amount to anything more than that town offers. There is so much we can do outside the environment that limits us Shalom" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018777669865713897) 2026-02-03T20:04Z 270K followers, 36.9K engagements "GOOD MORNING Africa" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2019315150935973919) 2026-02-05T07:40Z 270K followers, 320.9K engagements "Then I also learnt that Women are afraid to ask money from men with money. They want to make it look like they dont want his money so that he can share itwillingly. She shows any sign of being after his money she will be dumped. Walalahoi ndio huwa tunaitishwa fare za ughasia" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2019357113319891024) 2026-02-05T10:27Z 270K followers, 68.2K engagements "Ni muhimu sana vijana mkue na familia. Otherwise youll be in your 30s making tone shit of money and spending it all on clubbing lying to yourselves youre living happilykumbe youre seeking solace. You cannot stand the loneliness in your empty houses. Na mimi sijataja mtu🌚" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2019863892504281292) 2026-02-06T20:00Z 270K followers, 69K engagements "Statehouse girls Road" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1937854401667850626) 2025-06-25T12:44Z 270.1K followers, 397.1K engagements "I have honestly not heard any album that has surpassed Victims of Madness. This is a wakadinali enthusiast account . Ati Nilidhani ni maVlogger kumbe ni patanisho dem aliniripoti kwa radio" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018981692648698071) 2026-02-04T09:35Z 270.1K followers, 73.8K engagements "I do not think I can ever participate in mob justice. The ruthlessness it requires is absolutely demonic. Unapiga mtu kichwa na mawe unaskia imelia kama pop corn. Then you pour petrol from your nduthi on to himyou light him up and watch him burn slithering in pain like a salted snail until he dies. Then you go back home to your wife and children in the evening and sleep normally. Yani huskii kitu inakusumbua Do you understand how ruthlessly devilish you have to beto do that. It means you are passionately evil. A psychopath. Hakuna tofauti ya mtu Kama huyo na wale wanachinja watu kule kwa" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2019687835876335633) 2026-02-06T08:21Z 270.1K followers, 68.7K engagements "There is literally no safe way to go to kenyan upper class neighborhoods without your own car. Matatu zote za kuenda karenMuthaigaKitusuruwestlandRundaall of them look like Oburu odinga. Yani matatu inakaa nikama ndio seyyid said alitumia akienda kudiscover mount kenya buana. Ingine ya Welikan sacco jana imetokana mlango pale James gichuru roadni bahati kulikua saa nane haikua imejaawatu wangemwagika highway. Anr These matatus are only allowed to operate here because they carry the low in society. Hizi ndio Mambochna babysitters na waiters wanatumianga kurudi kwao kawangware wakitoka" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2022239654938849402) 2026-02-13T09:21Z 270.1K followers, 83.2K engagements "Danger Danger Danger Woi Woi Woi Kama unajua unaishi maeneo ya Roysambu na kasarani na umeoaTafadhali kimbia nyumbani ukamate bibi yakona msitoke nje ya hiyo nyumba mpaka monday. Manake nikiangalia naona tuko katika hali ya atari. Theres a Russian mzungu on TikTok who has hired an AirBnB in Roysambu and he is fishing your women vigorously They are not even resisting buana. Anawasalimia alafu anawaambia lets go to my house and have coffee. And they just follow him like a brukenge. Ata hawaulizi jina yake aki. These are the same people who were protesting about anga femicide. Nikama akili" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2022331103177019393) 2026-02-13T15:24Z 270.1K followers, 140.3K engagements "What is Maina kageni doing [--] years with no childrenata wa kuekelewa jameni Using the detective skills I developed from Chepalangu primary school when i was a class prefect looking for noisemakersI can only diagnose this man with two things. He is either tasaor he belongs to Rainbow senior Academy. Otherwise non of it makes sense. Hii mjamaa inatengenesa kama [--] mirrions monthly. Ukiongesa ma side assoles kama MC na hostinafika ata 5mirrions. What is all this money for then Unatafutia nini ama nani. Why would you as a man do such injustice to yourself To live such a purposeless life Surely" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2019439966233702733) 2026-02-05T15:56Z 270.1K followers, 380.1K engagements "I am rather surprised by how some of these men have the cojones to say children are not important. Then what is Uzungu imewaharibu akili kapsaayou have become more stupid than you werewhen you were illiterate. Do you understand that nothing else matters. Your prime objective for being in existence as a manis for continuity of your species. Not the capitalismnot the money you makenothing else matters. Theres a reason why in african culture if you died without childrenelders will stick a maize comb in your West pokot to punish you. Because you are an embarrassment. You were a wasted life. You" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2019488835512500240) 2026-02-05T19:10Z 270.1K followers, 63.2K engagements "Yani ile daktari ya bangi makes my Monthly rent in just one hour. One hour buana. Siet I knew I was poor but not this poor" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020424456133587451) 2026-02-08T09:08Z 270.1K followers, 155.6K engagements "My immediate neighbor has very big itina but i cant engage her because ill have to move out when we break up. Mungu nawe nipe nguvu na uvumilivu kama Joseph. Niko katika hali ya atarinaweza adhirika vibaya sana" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020531875173814676) 2026-02-08T16:15Z 270.1K followers, 30.2K engagements "Last month I went for a short visit in Arusha only to realize that the house I had leased on the AirBNB app was actually a separate tiny bedsitter of a 4bedroom house and not [--] bedroom as indicated in the app. Kumbe huko bedsitter wanaziita one bedroom buana. I was being charged 15k for [--] days. But I didnt like it. So I asked how much the 4bdrm would cost and he said I had to top up [--] sausand to cover [--] days fully. Thats about 900000Tzs. Na juu ilikua usiku na nimechokanikasema sawa. Na mimi nikasema nyinyi hamnijuiI told the host to prepare all the beds in the [--] bedrooms. Lemme tell you" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020572756245676461) 2026-02-08T18:57Z 270.1K followers, 46.1K engagements "Kuna nguo ukiona mrembo amevaa unajua tu ni old money buana. They dont try to blend inna maniskirt na mawig za ughasia. They dont dress to please but to make a statement. Sasa kama huyu ujue holiday wanaendanga Egypt nyinyi mkienda view point kimende Siet Approach cautiosly Wanaume wenzangu wako wapi twende mjengo https://t.co/vklYJTuJpn Wanaume wenzangu wako wapi twende mjengo https://t.co/vklYJTuJpn" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020869388040061250) 2026-02-09T14:36Z 270.1K followers, 159.9K engagements "Hii wiki tunacamp pale village market tuone kama tutapata visa ya Scotland before december after vigorously impregnating a blonde caucasian with liberal parents who believe the father of the child should come to britain and be with his child. Poverty is the enemy aisee" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2021129208374685913) 2026-02-10T07:48Z 270.1K followers, 28.3K engagements "I understand that there is hunger. I really do. But do these people getting paid [---] shillings to endorse Ruto for a 2nd term really understand the aftermath of their present actions Na maskini nimeona ni watu wajinga sana. Im not even trying to be classist. As long as you are poorit doesnt matter wheather you have a degreewewe ni mjinga. Juu sasa mia tano inafanyaje usahao upuzi yote ruto amefanyana sio kitambojust [---] days ago. I have seen university students wearing Tshirts written Tutam last week. Where is your education you greedy bastards And its kila mtu ajipange until its your turn." [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2021173343555064142) 2026-02-10T10:44Z 270.1K followers, 38.9K engagements "After Toms za CDFThe chinese introduced another plastic shoe in kenya. Mwaka wa [----] peasants tulifrai sana. Material ilikua ya gumboot. The only problem is after sweating jioni unaenda nyumbani kiatu ikiimba Amapiano. Mguu ukifika nyumbani inanuka condom buana. We have safad" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2021524809705050467) 2026-02-11T10:00Z 270.1K followers, 41.6K engagements "Just for the sake of showing career politicians that they are not inchargewe should do an anti Ruto crusade. We show them we are also in ground and we dont just exist online as they call us. This would instantly kill the perception they have spent the last [--] months selling" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2021565448731635890) 2026-02-11T12:42Z 270.1K followers, 22.8K engagements "I can just Imagine the pressure @ruth_karauri is going through this hard times as a family. Take heart and continue glowing. I hope when things settle you will look at that DM I sent you offering Friendship. Im unemployed at this momentbut that doesnt matter because disability is not inability. I have executive tongue skills obtained from licking batteries nilipokua fundi wa radio pale upande wa Nabuyole shopping centrewebuye. I dont know how we can put that to use but well know when I see you bebi. Coincidentallyjust like youI am an expirienced pilot and have been actively flying the Cessna" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2021645777282470235) 2026-02-11T18:01Z 270.1K followers, 41.2K engagements "@Luckky2016 How And the way I am scheming to invest in electric buses going to these places Kwanza hii njia ya ruaka" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2022243147481534685) 2026-02-13T09:35Z 270.1K followers, [----] engagements "Nduthis are great until it starts raining.ughasia tupu" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2022258038439116816) 2026-02-13T10:34Z 270.1K followers, 134.4K engagements "95% of my female classmates in primary school always had a dream of mimi nitaolewa na mzungu. Its the soap operas and movies that make them innately sexually attracted to mzungus. So im not surprised to see them willingly throwing themselves to the Russians without 2nd thought. Its the closest they can get to their dream. Kwanza akikumbuka anarudi nyumbani Mwiki kwa bwana anaitwa Mogaka anatokwa na wasimu anateremsha surual round ya kumi na mbili https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022383502214246477 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022383502214246477" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2022383502214246477) 2026-02-13T18:52Z 270.1K followers, 76.4K engagements "@Ja_Konyango Ndugu yanguyou drive a fielder. The chances of a woman from a wealthy family wanting to date you are lower than that of pastor Owuor shaving his beard. You are stuck with the poor women you despiseuma pamba kasana na mwendo" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2022385677435097369) 2026-02-13T19:01Z 270.1K followers, 31.9K engagements "@NimuKiarie Kama ni kutetea malaya wenzenu please do it without involving us. If a woman approached me and told me to follow her my first instinct would be to think its a set up. Especially if its a mzungu. Guy has just shown how empty headed you arenisiskie iyo upuzi mnaita femicide tena" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2022571299759964240) 2026-02-14T07:19Z 270.1K followers, 54.7K engagements "Do you feel unsafe Do you feel that a Russian man with gogos has been visiting your house but you just cant prove it Do you want to monitor your home remotely in 3D to avoid Russian Invasion Has your wife suddenly started being hard headed Worry no more We got you covered with our quality digital homesecurity tools From Traceable Car dashcamsto remotely accessible gate phone intercoms and Cctv camerasremotely accessible gate openers and smart door locks. We are here to ensure that you are aware of everything that goes on when youre away. Usiitikie kugongewa na tuko apa aki. Ti kseu Make your" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2022621402499555443) 2026-02-14T10:38Z 270.1K followers, 30.3K engagements "Please share hacks on how i can make sure my car doesn't get stolennairobi kumeharibika sana" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1708382781837910242) 2023-10-01T07:26Z 269.9K followers, 172.2K engagements "Burundi is so poor that even the president himself goes to mjengo. 95% is ruralthey are so poor that despite the country being called Burundi hakuna mtu anarundingi akitoka uko" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1890383091941695567) 2025-02-14T12:50Z 269.7K followers, 173.2K engagements "Credible sources have reported that Idi Amin Mama is getting ready to flee the country. Where will she run tokenya" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1984197716810010894) 2025-10-31T09:56Z 269.7K followers, 164.7K engagements "Kenyans shouldnt even think of lying to ourselves that were better than Nigerians because we are not. The only existing difference is that Nigerians are [--] times our population therefore making it easier to see their vices. For every one kenyan shopliftertheres four or five shoplifters in Nigeria. Our similarities are much more compared to our differences. And ill mention the ones I can [--]. When it comes to begging money and being loud Mouthed purposelesslykenyan women are up therejust like nigerian women [--]. Corrupt police Kenya is up there with nigeria [--]. Religious psychosis Buying pastor a" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2015445733420282102) 2026-01-25T15:24Z 269.7K followers, 64.8K engagements "The level of wealth needed for you to be able to buy Original products as a kenyan is truly unimaginable. Mimi hii nyumba yangu nikiangalia kweli naona sina kitu originaleven my son doesnt look original buana. I recently discovered my expensive shoe is a Rebook and not Reebok" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2016239332227469499) 2026-01-27T19:58Z 269.7K followers, 88.8K engagements "Where do you even start to consult when you feel one side of your head is not functioning. Left eye is barely closingtears coming out frequentlyi cant chew properly. Grok says I have something called betsy palsy. Timeline doctors mnisaidie kabla nikue mlemavu @mbiti_mwondi" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2016464463201730616) 2026-01-28T10:52Z 269.7K followers, 151.6K engagements "Wewe kwanza uko na manifesto ama unadhani mushenee qualifies you We are not playing this time Sikulala jana. Our goon was giving me pelvic aches Sijui vawulence anatoa wapi at [--] months foetus Acha nizime few hours Here's the TEA Oketch Salah and Winnie are both insincere Oketch is a gold merchant. He's wealthy. Raila loved money Hata mzee aki niniwo https://t.co/e8Ztk9kTUd Sikulala jana. Our goon was giving me pelvic aches Sijui vawulence anatoa wapi at [--] months foetus Acha nizime few hours Here's the TEA Oketch Salah and Winnie are both insincere Oketch is a gold merchant. He's wealthy." [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2016519992716525844) 2026-01-28T14:33Z 269.9K followers, 360.2K engagements "@polo_kimanii Hi bebi💀 @polo_kimanii Hi bebi💀" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2016914721048269158) 2026-01-29T16:41Z 269.7K followers, 72.6K engagements "We dont stay in the car for [--] mins after arriving home because we hate our wives. Infact it has very little to do with themThis the best place to reflect on your life as a manunapiga esabu unaona kweli hii nairobi nilikuja kutajirisha landlord. Then you go to the house smiling" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2016947626466288058) 2026-01-29T18:52Z 269.7K followers, 66.3K engagements "Na vijana mjue kuna tofauti kubwa sana kati ya Chivalry and simpingSimping is taking women to jamaica using loansthen they leave you after they realize mkebe imeisha asali. But Chivalry is diversekuandika poemskuhire pajerokabla wagundue wewe ni kumbaf ushaaswaga. Alo aloo🌚" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2017105856211435715) 2026-01-30T05:21Z 269.8K followers, 109.1K engagements "Hello @ntsa_kenya I would like to report a crime. The constitution is very cleardo not stand idly on busy road. This man with an egg like head was spotted cracking dry jokes in the middle of a highway. You can see how hes pinching the lady because shes not laughing Kindly arrest him and make him re do a driving test. Sources tell me his name is daddy ovenhe has singed songs like " Yesu uliniokoa karibu niuliwe na mob justice monday" . If you find themkindly bring the lady to me in kasarani for therapy. I am a The rapist Thanks https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017248746732482822" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2017248746732482822) 2026-01-30T14:49Z 269.7K followers, 209.7K engagements "Na mimi vijana unajua huwa siwadanganyi. Life is hardvery hard. Ata kijana ya mulungu mwenyewe alikuja internship hapa akajioneana akasema earth is hard. And the worst part isits all for nothing. At the endwheather you endure this hardness or notyou die. So by this virtueTo escape this realitywe are forced to seek refuge in illusions like being in love or drugs Such illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. Even though they sometimes collude with reality and are dashed to piecesit is important we accept them. Ata wale wa madawaif you" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2017281649038258536) 2026-01-30T16:59Z 269.7K followers, 49.9K engagements "Ala Who is killing street families in Nairobior what And for what" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2017332172475019682) 2026-01-30T20:20Z 269.7K followers, 99.9K engagements "Na haka kamechapa ama ni Woria GM https://t.co/Gfa3qBEEPI GM https://t.co/Gfa3qBEEPI" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2017518204898123993) 2026-01-31T08:39Z 269.7K followers, 119.1K engagements "One thing about kenyans in general is we lack innovationmajority of us. Most of usbusiness wisesurvive on copy and pasting. Unaweka wines and spirit10 days later nugu inafungua yake opposite to you. Same with kinyozisame with boutiquesame with electronics shop. The only way to bypass this is starting a capital intensive business. Na supplier unaficha kuliko echaevi status ya Luto. Na ikue capital intensivenorth of [--] million. Mtu anapiga hesabu ya kuanza biashara yako anaona heri akalishe kuku nyumbani. Like this damaris woman who sells phone spare partsits impossible to compete with herule" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2017541897376420029) 2026-01-31T10:14Z 269.7K followers, 79.7K engagements "Today marks three years since some guys on this Timeline organized a trip to a childrens homebought ungaswakaenda wakapika chapatina wakakula na wakabeba yoteingine ya kukulia nyumbani jioni. Mayatima waliwachiwa tu harufu ya chapat. Buana Some of you will not see heaven" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2017887063400431771) 2026-02-01T09:05Z 269.9K followers, 194K engagements "My younger cousin who just turned [--] years tells me hes in lovebut the girl hes inlove with who lives in ngongis a single mother of [--]. Same age as him. He is now asking me if he should be the father because he loves her. Nilimuangalia namna hii nikaangushia yeye kofi mzito sana. 24years you want to be a step dad John Are you mad Kuna ughasia hufai kuniuliza mimini wasichana umekosa ama nini. Why would such a young man conteplate such stupidity. Buana we needs a mens conference as soon as posbo. Nikiangalia kweli naona vijana tuko katika hali ya ataritunaeza adhirika mbaya sana" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2017953908996333659) 2026-02-01T13:31Z 269.7K followers, 119.7K engagements "Still on the Epstein files case. Nimegundua wengi wenu hamna akili ata kidogodespite the degrees you have. Critical thinking onge Yani you think peoplenot just people but billionares would be scheming how theyre going to have sex with underage girls on Email Email of all the places. We are talking about dollar billionaires herethese are probably the most cautious people that exist. They know everyone wants to blackmail them. And you think theyre scheming such atrocities on Gmailati because theyre untouchable Lets be serious for once. It cant be that simple. If these billionares did what" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018348730039300178) 2026-02-02T15:40Z 270K followers, 182.5K engagements "@ignyharaz2 Listen to me. In any scenerio where you find yourself agreeing with most peopletheres a 90% chance youre wrong. This happens because thats the nearest answer they can jump to. And most people hate thinking eh" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018351542970069077) 2026-02-02T15:51Z 269.7K followers, 16.4K engagements "@therealtruman24 Nina uhakika if this is what was happeningthe koreanrussianTehranbeijing hackers would have gotten access to the information decades ago. Hehehe" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018351891327971588) 2026-02-02T15:52Z 269.7K followers, [----] engagements "The nduthi gang Rowdiness is not just kenyan but Continental. In Arusha Saturday nimekaa apa navuruta moshi yangu then a tuktuk guy hit a boda guy at the junction. Five seconds later the tukTuk guy is running for his life barefoot heading to the direction I was inrunning behind him was the Boda guy with a very big nyundo used for demolitions saying Kumamake Msenge umeniharibia Honda He wants to kill him TukTuk guy ran inside a mini supermarket and was locked in there Realizing he couldnt beat the TukTuk guyboda called reinforcements. All those down there Wakamwambia kama hatoki asahao hii" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018373621358776410) 2026-02-02T17:19Z 269.9K followers, 52.6K engagements "We need to do something about the Maasai women in Namanga border post who insult you when you refuse to buy their poorly made beads. One got very angry when I told her I dont have money then she said something in maasai and they all laughed. I think she said I have a small penis" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018397451158434051) 2026-02-02T18:53Z 269.7K followers, 36.3K engagements "RUTO MUST GO" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018592318715277322) 2026-02-03T07:48Z 269.9K followers, 67.5K engagements "I think your poll is skewed. So lets do this again Who will win the [----] presidential Election Like for David maraga. Retweet for Maraga david #KenyasPoll Who do you think will win the [----] Presidential election #KenyansPoll Who do you think will win the [----] Presidential election #KenyansPoll" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018766472563355830) 2026-02-03T19:20Z 269.7K followers, 60.9K engagements "I simply dont understand why everyone is trying to sound like they grew up poor make it look like they didnt have it easy. Buana if youre previledged just accept itthere is nothing to be ashamed of unless your parents were thieves. Mtu amesomea private school anasema ati anataka kutoka blockblock gani ndugu yangu Kama hiyo ndio mnaita blocksisi walalahoi wa chepalungu primary basi tuko kwa shimo. Rich fellas are romanticising povety buana. Watu walikua wanabeba queen cake na ndizi ya kukula saa nne wakienda shule wanaongea kuhusu struggle buana. What struggle Mtu kama mimi unajua nilikua" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018961095566966919) 2026-02-04T08:13Z 269.9K followers, 47.5K engagements "Na unajua mnatubeba ujinga sana @KRACorporate . How can it be that all you do is takemore and more. What are you doing with this money I am assuming your answer is to service debt. Who took this debt and what for Ruto took 30billion loan from world bank and hes now giving it to youths asking them to open vibandas. And let us not forget half of it has already been stolen. But me kimaniis the one going to pay for it No This is unacceptable. TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE Kama kuna denimuende mwambie huyo aliikopa alipe. The tax you are demanding from us doesnt project any development that should be" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2019015053622542613) 2026-02-04T11:47Z 270K followers, 93.2K engagements "The only way to become successful when youre a teacher is either uchukue loan upambane nayo mpaka siku utakufaama ugeuke mwizi kama walimu wengine. Alafu muachiwe laana kama one million na wazazi wa watoto mmeibia. Theres no way around it" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2019111048150942045) 2026-02-04T18:09Z 269.9K followers, 64.8K engagements "Such ugly toes @polo_kimanii Such ugly toes. @polo_kimanii Such ugly toes" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2019326161034363270) 2026-02-05T08:24Z 269.7K followers, 39.3K engagements "@mbiti_mwondi Jomba file yako unajua iko tu hapa karibu. 🤣Children is everything" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2019459473677353440) 2026-02-05T17:13Z 269.9K followers, 47.6K engagements "My friend unaelewa unasema nini kweli. Children are procreatedthey dont come from the sky. So you saying its a natural process that will happen without us participating in it is what is obtuse and retrogressive. How are we even arguing over that which is so obvious. And as much as we can agree about how meaningless everything isat some point you realize that even in this meaninglessnesstheres meaningjust what we do not yield the capacity decipher it. Its bigger than usas species. So change your ways mbitiTafuta mtu utuliehii mbio unapiga kwa klabu haiendi mahali. Stop trying so hard to defy" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2019505856514257403) 2026-02-05T20:18Z 269.8K followers, 11.9K engagements "@Kieni_vic Hakuna cha kujam. The same way you found it cool and Authentic when I took pictures in a kibanda [--] years agoshould be the same energy you have when I take one inside a range rover. Life is changingSo are we all. Usiseme niko authentic only when im sufferingshame on you" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2019660300740620487) 2026-02-06T06:31Z 269.8K followers, 47.4K engagements "Na mimi wazeee sikusema tusipige wezilazima wafunzwe adabu. Lakini haina haja tuue mtu juu ya kuiba kuku surely. Kwanza kuna huyu aliniibia dem alafu anajifanya anaimba gospelnataka tukamate tupee yeye kichapo mpaka ajue kila siku sio jumapili. Kasia sana. Na iyo nimemaliza" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2019815856331755796) 2026-02-06T16:50Z 269.9K followers, 59.2K engagements "@_orca_12 What has changed" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020043522485739876) 2026-02-07T07:54Z 269.7K followers, [----] engagements "@NelsonMogaka_ KDF mwenye hana bunde ni kipii nakwambia. Just make sure you are madder than him" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020112490231689264) 2026-02-07T12:28Z 269.9K followers, [----] engagements "Wazeethose of you who have built houses. What did you build and how much did it cost you. I have just paid my rent and its very painful. I want to have built something in the next [--] years or so. Inspire us Nau" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020488604145840592) 2026-02-08T13:23Z 269.7K followers, 17.3K engagements "@JKyalo37828 All your relatives would run away to london if they could" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2020526183360684295) 2026-02-08T15:52Z 269.8K followers, [----] engagements "Kasarani Tunashangaa namna gani hatujai ona MP wetu parliament akitupigania kumbe jamaa huwa anaskive anaenda kufunguliwa mitambo Roysambu akingoja tudeposit stake pale sportbesa buana. Who will save the peasants my fada" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2021234086149341299) 2026-02-10T14:45Z 269.9K followers, 93.1K engagements "@MkenyaMzi Sasa salary ya 300k unafanyia nini mungu wangu. Mimi hii inaweza ingia kwa account first month nipate kifafajuu ya kushtuka. Kazi naweza kuwa naamkia saa tisa usiku kama preps. Sasa tuseme nikikaa kwa mama yangufor [--] monthsbila kuguza salarydecember nitakua na 10Mwuui" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2021255476579541359) 2026-02-10T16:10Z 269.9K followers, 53.3K engagements "#MUFC Law of diminishing returns 1st game [--] goals 2nd game [--] goals 3rd game [--] goal 4th " Man City( -1) 5th " watford( -2) 6th " Leicester" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/777728140957351936) 2016-09-19T04:36Z 269.8K followers, [--] engagements "Copies of this newspaper are being issued for free around Nairobi today. It breaksdown the Economic Enigma we are in as a countryand the Options we have on the table as if now. If you can get itread it. And for those who cantI will breakdown the audit for you in a few minutes" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1997943948858581007) 2025-12-08T08:18Z 270.1K followers, 68.3K engagements "Tomorrow at 9pm EAT I am hosting a space to talk about the 960minerals we have in kenyaconservancies and the crookedness in our Mining sectorwhy local miners are denied mining licences which are inturn given to foreign big miners through the back door and dont pay taxmjoin" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1814164305115242709) 2024-07-19T05:04Z 270.1K followers, 205.7K engagements "This is no longer a Gen Z movementWe have rebranded to Gen zote" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1816463839984054593) 2024-07-25T13:21Z 270.1K followers, 166.4K engagements "HeyI'd also love to connect with you and explore your karura🫶 Connected with the earth touched grass ran many kilometers and was mad at the photographer💀 📌 Karura. https://t.co/AufFBEgMCp Connected with the earth touched grass ran many kilometers and was mad at the photographer💀 📌 Karura. https://t.co/AufFBEgMCp" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1938626603497500811) 2025-06-27T15:52Z 270.1K followers, 687.7K engagements "How much do you guys pay your househelps Naona kama hapa 10000bob naenda hasara na kazi ni kukaaa tu na mtoi akipika ugali inatoshana mlima" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1705298301459824710) 2023-09-22T19:09Z 269.7K followers, 500.3K engagements "Na msione natweet kila saa mdhani nimelala mahali kwa bedsitter My work is not sitting down and tweeting the whole day This is my work [--] acres 24/7 solar powered electric fence done and completed in Kitengela Budget 1513000Kes Tax exl Visit http://Sharkeye.co.ke http://Sharkeye.co.ke" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1787748136657531349) 2024-05-07T07:35Z 269.7K followers, 115.2K engagements "Morara karibu akufe nyinyi bado mnashangilia wanaume wazungu wakikimbiza mpira na wanalipwaNow if we are being honestna msinitusiHow does this make you any different from women watching celebrity shows. Your bar is even lowerhebu fungueni akili wazee" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1837923944847835251) 2024-09-22T18:36Z 269.7K followers, 143.2K engagements "Kitu ingine wazeepale kwa employment mchunge sana. One time youre [--] you blink again youre [--] and a father of [--] children. Unaangalia namna hii unaona kweli theres nothing I have to showExcept these three bastards and a Toyota saloon I took a loan to buy from a friend who was moving abroad. Pesa yote imeenda kwa rentFoodfeesExternal horizontal engineering activities na kulipia mathe trip india akawekwe viagra kwa roho ipige damu vizuri. Huku kwingine theres nothingNi bibi tu unaangalia unaona ulioa akiwa na shape ya fanta lakini sahii amejiwachilia akafura kama mtungi ya busaa imeiva buana." [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1923369450461356316) 2025-05-16T13:26Z 269.6K followers, 194.9K engagements "Kitu hamnjai jua ni Airtel does not want to out do safaricomits very intentional. They want to be therenot as number one but as number two. Its a very strategic way of avoiding all the responsibilities that come with being the biggest service providerinfiltration from governmentblackmails from every cornerits alot. So airtel just make sure theyre making enough moneyand sensible profit to keep them afloat. Its like how Raila alikaa chini akapiga hesabu akaonai can make more money by being a number twothan being president. Because the responsibilities of presidency are overwhelminghajai taka" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1941013398872842607) 2025-07-04T05:57Z 269.6K followers, 66.1K engagements "I am not saying palestinians deserve what theyre going through. But a march in kenyas capital by local kenyans in the name of showing solidarity with palestinewhen we all know how they consider usis a misplaced priority. Muarabu sio rafiki ya muafrika. Look at what they are doing to your sisters who go there as househelps. Do you even know Who started the slave trade These people consider usand i daresayas merely dogs. A species that should not be anywhere but below the foodchain in society. We have sudanwe have congo and we have kenya. Which arab country stood with kenya when we were being" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1959696986451427542) 2025-08-24T19:19Z 269.5K followers, 270.2K engagements "This Gentleman on my leftHis name is steveSteve Muikia He is a victim of the systemthe system of Bad governance and intentional corruption When he was dismissed from his former bankwhere he worked . He had a strong ideaand innovation Which he presented to the kenya copyrights board. His innovationcircled around the banking systems. He presented it to the CBK who later asked him to share it with the Kenya bankers association. The Bankers association checked it outbut told him it wasnt ripe for market. All this is documentedso he has proof [--] years laterThe innovation he presentedwas in the" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1965684192832033033) 2025-09-10T07:50Z 269.7K followers, 232.1K engagements "I remember my first time attending an Aim global meetingaki maskini huwa tunatumiwa vibaya. They called us for a meeting to meet and network with our successful peers who joined the platform earlier. Wakaita jamaa ingine inaitwa Lawrencethen told us he has been in Aim global for four years now and he has just returned from south Africa. Nikaangalia suti iyo nugu ilikua imevaasuti ya grey inashine nikama imetengenezwa na material ya mwavulijamaa akiwa mbali unazadhani amevaa mabatina kiatu ingine ya loafers imejaa pimples juu ya kusuguliwa na maji chafunikajua hapa hakuna south Africakuna" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2001190198730715440) 2025-12-17T07:18Z 269.6K followers, 119.2K engagements "Kuna miaka unafaa ukifika unawacha kupigana na dunia. By now you should have understood that none of it mattersbecause whatever you have is not yoursyou will leave it all here. What exactly is Oburu fighting for If its money they already have it. A nameits there already. What else would he needMore money More LPG gas stations For what There is a level of wealth you reachand must tell yourself I have accumulated enough. And no matter how much more I getI cannot change my life anymoreor my familyI am at the Apex. At this pointthe only impact I can make is lifting those beneath me. If you cant" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2013175264985883087) 2026-01-19T09:02Z 269.6K followers, 154.3K engagements "It has taken nigeria just [--] hours to destroy Africas reputation that we spent weeks building. What an absolute embarrassment" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2014268475372339573) 2026-01-22T09:26Z 269.5K followers, 183.3K engagements "I have unwillingly Found myself listening to this fool because I was in a hotel eating lunch and I nearly vomited out of disgust. President Ruto @WilliamsRuto what is really going on in your head With all the Advisors you have illegally appointedthe only solution you have seen is giving unemployed youths 25k ati they start business. Thats not even the worst partthe worst part is what your Stupid MPs are advising them to do with the money. Ati wanunue bucket waanze kuuza melon You want [--] million youths wondering the streets like mad men selling melons and pineapples To whom Ati wafungue" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2014331704513593551) 2026-01-22T13:37Z 269.5K followers, 198.9K engagements "@evenmaina Wameniibia my expensive helmet. Please come to kasarani if before I drink rat ratI need you my friend. Uskuje umevaa trouser lakini" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2014401551125581884) 2026-01-22T18:15Z 269.5K followers, 149.6K engagements "The number of foreigners relocating to kenya with capital enough to buy them land and secure themselves is drastically rising. I see tiktoks of mzungus weekly documenting how their life changed since they moved here. Walalahoi tukichesa tutakufia ghettoshamba sinaenda buana" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2014969902566637664) 2026-01-24T07:53Z 269.4K followers, 98.2K engagements "I dont think its possible to ride a bike to Naivasha using the maai mahiu road. Nimepitana na tipper namna hii nikaskia nimeanza kupeperuka buana. I am once again requesting assistanceI need a fat woman as my pillionaongeze usitoakwame na mimi vile mseveni anekwamilia Uganda" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2015036822611538370) 2026-01-24T12:19Z 269.5K followers, 62.6K engagements "Hakuna cha kucomplain. Your women made it very clear they want sassy men. And men who are not sassy are called Mysoginistic. And they should mind their own business because they are weird and creepy. In the basis of equalityThat is exactly what we will give you. I dont want to hear nonsense like ladies first near me. A baboon has taken a Womans bag and attacks her when she trys to get it back Im not involving myself as a man. Im driving to Namanga and I see a Mazda CX5 that has had a puncture along the way and she cant change the tyre Unless she pays me Im not helping. Kila mtu akule ujeuri" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2015055382738014287) 2026-01-24T13:33Z 269.5K followers, 79K engagements "My Biggest problem with kenyan education is it lacks the element of innovation. It only teaches employmenteveryone is studying to be employed. All those Bio chemists and Agronomist graduates we have in kenyabut none of you can actually come up with a simple solution for such This is Lake Naivasha. This water hyacinth can easily be converted to fertilizeror proper animal feed or even make ropes. You are there waiting for D students to think for youso that you can complain how A students are being employed by D students. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2015466754810490888" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2015466754810490888) 2026-01-25T16:48Z 269.6K followers, 102.3K engagements "Manchester united were cooking this season" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2015515520070467964) 2026-01-25T20:02Z 269.6K followers, 49.1K engagements "Look at how they have decieved young boys in low income neighbourhoods that they can football their way out of poverty. Vijana kila Siku zoezi. With compiled videos of Ronaldo scoring goals in juventus downloaded in their Mkopa phones. Hoping one day a miracle will happen and a scout will spot them and take them to spain. Mwafrikahasaa ule ambaye yupo maisha ya chinini mtu amekumbatwa akili na maswala ambayo ni ya kijinga sana. Buana were a very unserious nation. Our country barely makes it to Afcon. Our nadball team sleeps hungry in airports when going to represent us. How can this be our" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2015700346706804909) 2026-01-26T08:16Z 269.6K followers, 84.9K engagements "Shida ya kufanya illegal deals ni ata ukioshwa huwes report. Ni mmalizane underwater kama mafia or go the traditional way. Thats why its only politicians and their relatives who propser therejuu hawaesi rukana. I remember I once tried to get my cousin cecilia to fly on first class on her way to dohathe Hostess had assured me there were two empty seats in first class. Vile niliwekea yeye [--] sausand namna hiiher airtel simcard went off. My cousin has never forgiven me upto this dateata nikimuomba pesa hawes nitumiashe thinks I conned her. Mark you The hostess was my Deskmate in primary. Agnes" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2016059374704197677) 2026-01-27T08:03Z 269.6K followers, 119.5K engagements "I dont know if you fellas know thisBut Ruto is intentionally pushing to ensure that Rigathi Gachagua becomes his opposition. He is creating his enemyone he knows how to handle. If you can see beyond the drama you know what this means" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2016067013123133801) 2026-01-27T08:33Z 269.5K followers, 79.9K engagements "I said this before and I will say it again for the sake of clarity. When our protest broke outThe GenZ protestthat is in june- july 2024There were solid issues at hand that were to be addressed that werent. Ruto didnt know how to or where he would start. He was implicated both ways. In understanding sothe only approach Ruto could do was brush it off as a paid non organic protest. Just like samia did in Tanzaniaand just Sheikh Hasna the Bangladesh Prime minister did before she was defeated and fled to India. This is when Ruto decides to label usas Terrorists. But he realized this labeland" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2016133598043136465) 2026-01-27T12:58Z 269.6K followers, 176.2K engagements "7000$ is actually not alot of money" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2016163000781087123) 2026-01-27T14:54Z 269.6K followers, 74.9K engagements "From a logical point of thinking money is useless. But I have learnt that its better to have it that to not have it. I remember we used to be so poorUmaskini ni kilema aki. Back then in primary they used to allow us to go home for lunch at [--] and return by [--]. Unarudi nyumbani namna hii unapata hakuna kitu imepikwanyanya yako pia ameinamaamefunga tumbo na Mshipi asiskie njaa. Mutina imelala ndani ya jikoni iskie jotoUnakunywa maji unarudi shule Saa ingine unarudi unapata wamepika ile maharagwe inaitwa Ne. Noe is like the David Ndii of beans. Its just a big fat bean. Unanyorosha hiyo na chumvi" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2016389593147253063) 2026-01-28T05:55Z 269.5K followers, 55.2K engagements "There is a certain obsession you people havethat you want everything to happen in a way you have it lined out in your head. And you get so angry when its not aligning or when someone does have a contrary opinionlike you here. That is not to say that i do not wish those who actually commited these acts(if they were commited) prosecuted. But do you want to prosecute everyone simply because they went to an island What sort of blind justice is thatbased on nothing but speculations and blind belief that billionares are evil The circimstantial existence of the evidence at hand must be examined" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2017874435261260060) 2026-02-01T08:15Z 269.6K followers, 24.9K engagements "@hon_wamuchomba Wewe malaya Have you forgotten [--] months ago you took photos with this boy who was shot in their house by the orders of the people you bark for now Hauna msimamo ata kidogo and all for what For what has this man Ruto given to stab your people like this. Unaongozwa na ibilisi" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018161447012843796) 2026-02-02T03:15Z 269.6K followers, 16.8K engagements "@Gesonso1 @Samko_Autos Bratheyou understand that we must all start somewhere right Kuambia watu waache kazi na rent inawangoja end month is very blunt. Kazi ya 50k tutatoa wapi Wewe mwenyewe siku ulikua unauza mayai apa archivesyou were making a gross profit of 8500kes. Umesahao ulikotokasio" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018231105460003143) 2026-02-02T07:52Z 269.6K followers, 42.5K engagements "@SikukuNamunyu Wewe niwa aim global sindio" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018381497086931243) 2026-02-02T17:50Z 269.6K followers, [----] engagements "@FranceinKenya Mimi naona tuweke venue hapa carnivoreFrench ambassador vs Russian AmbassadorMlimane msuri umundu khumundumy money is on the russians. French are weakthey only succeded because they had black powder" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018606079446511653) 2026-02-03T08:42Z 269.6K followers, 25.1K engagements "@geekminxx We have landlines. We have meetings. We have encrypted mails that difuse after reading. We have alot of thingsthe worlds knowledge isnt limited by your imagination nduta" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/2018614051413311984) 2026-02-03T09:14Z 269.7K followers, [----] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@polo_kimanii MethoDmanTanzanian President Samia Suluhu is facing intense backlash and protests over her governance, with reports of violent killings and election rigging. The opposition is planning protests on January 29, and there are rumors that she may flee the country. The situation is escalating, with many calling for her to step down or for a transitional government.
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"@SomoinaKapeen Me handsome Salaaale. Leo ni kumoto maze"
X Link 2026-02-09T16:46Z 270.1K followers, 21.8K engagements
"Karauri has [--] million casually chilling in his wardrobe like Tissue buana. Nimepiga hesabu nikaona unless I become a thiefit would take me [---] years to make such money legally. I have never seen american millionares flaunt money like thisthis one is a thief. Hii ni Tapeli"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:49Z 270.1K followers, 113K engagements
"If you are wondering where you should allign yourself in all this chaosjust ask yourself How has Raila helped me How has ODM helped me How has Ruto helped me How has Kalonzo helped me How has any of these clashing political parties helped me Ukipata jibu niambie"
X Link 2026-02-12T11:19Z 270.1K followers, 45.4K engagements
"Sleeping around witn alot of women as a man is good for the body but its has a very tremendous effect onthe soul. It reaches a point where you dont feel anything insideno love no hate. Just numbness. You become detached from them. And the more detached you are the more these women are attracted to you because youre not obsessed with them. You even last longer in bed because you have no intimate feelings for these woman. This turns them oneven more. You become a woman magnet. Kazi yako inakua ni kudinyana na kughost. Kama holy spirit Thats how most nairobi bachelors are operating. They are not"
X Link 2026-02-09T09:30Z 270.1K followers, 119.4K engagements
"Has Bill gates Labs deliberately released Mosquitoes in nairobi so that he can later sell us Malaria drugs Is that what has happened"
X Link 2026-02-09T12:10Z 270.1K followers, 123.7K engagements
"THESE ARE NOT MEMES. This is a message on different backgrounds all saying the same thing. #RutoMustGoNow"
X Link 2026-02-10T13:08Z 270.1K followers, 33.2K engagements
"The kenyan Real Estate market is full of crooks and greedy conmen. How do you sell such a house at 80milliona 4bedroom house in kamiti road in a 1/4acre land. Nyinyi mnajua [--] mirrions ni nini kweli 80million sifai ata kuwa ninaona jirani yangu If we were honest peopleThis house shouldnt be anything above 30million. Mimi nikiwa na [--] million sahiiata siwezi tumia more than 20m kujenga. Na nitajenga kitu msuri sana a [--] bedroom bungalow with stadium size bedroomsna master bedroom iko sound proofndio ukifanyia mama watoto internal audit wageni hawaskii nduru Pia nimeweka hii wanaita gazebro. Hii"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:31Z 270.1K followers, 49.7K engagements
"As much as the Epstein files existtheres alot of lies and narratives that have been fabricated inside this story to be weaponized. Jeffrey Epstein was not just a simple billionaire but a member of the Council of Foreign Relations with access to heads od states. In this position he would lure wealthy people into his house with donations to their foundations. The man had connectionsso its only sensible that he will take photos with almost every billionare you knowsince every of them wants him to organize a meeting with someone That is not to say that everyone he metor is seen with is now a"
X Link 2026-01-31T16:43Z 270.1K followers, 271.1K engagements
"New month new lokeshen. Hello Feb. https://t.co/RKR67QSi97 New month new lokeshen. Hello Feb. https://t.co/RKR67QSi97"
X Link 2026-02-04T17:28Z 270.1K followers, 54.6K engagements
"As a kenyan you have no business telling me about that nonsense called GDP. Do you understand that 78% of kenya is owned by 1% of population. High GDP means nothing to me when all the money is flowing in the upper echelon. The facts are in the standards of living. Lets look there"
X Link 2026-02-06T05:48Z 270.1K followers, 28.9K engagements
"Due to public demand I will repeat this. Juu najua wengine wenu hamskiangi msuri. Na juu pia leo ni saturday lazima Fe2O3 itolewe. Unfortunately some of you are going to land on people that already belong to other people and you will be caught. Sasa tulisema ukikamatwa juu ya mtu wa wenyewehapo unajua uliwa juu si mcheso. The only way you will come out of there aliveni ukasirike. Kasirika kuliko mwenye amekupata ukimgongea. Ukifanya hivo hawezi pata nguvu ya kukupiga. Ukiitikia akisirike kukuliko atakupiga kama brukenge. Look at the woman you were inside few minutes agoweka yeye kofi. Muulize"
X Link 2026-02-07T12:17Z 270.1K followers, 82.1K engagements
"My muslim brothers I hope this year you will actually fast. Sio hii kanungo mnafanyanga apa ya kukula chakula mingi asubuhi inawashikilia mpaka jioni. Please allow your body to replenishreduce the fatyou wont die. Wacheni kukula chakula mingi asubuhi in the name of allah"
X Link 2026-02-07T13:23Z 270.1K followers, 90.5K engagements
"Mwaka wa 1993there was an AIDs pandemic in kenya. A very massive one. Na haikua tu Nyanzaalot of People from Central died. Na ile Ukimwi haikua mchezo. If you got it in januarykuona november was impossible. I have no idea where this disease came frombut the Wazungus lied that it came from sleeping with monkeys. I wish there was something in the Epstein files about this sabotage the US did to kenya. Who the hell sleeps with a monkeynugu ata unaitoa wapi kwanza Ile kitu unajua inakuuma Mtambo namna atari sana ikidhani ni ndisi buana An uncle was telling me how his father and most of his friends"
X Link 2026-02-07T19:09Z 270.1K followers, 106.5K engagements
"Nyinyi watuwe need to get our shit together as citizens of kenya. Now Whether you like this fact or notthe truth is at one point in the futurea good number of us are going have cancer. Especially with the foods we are eating and general lifestyles we are living. There are over [---] types of cancerscould be skinbloodlungbreast or prostate cancer etc. its almost guaranteedwe just dont know who will have it and when By understanding thisnow ask yourself are we really in a position of luxury to be building [--] billion worth stadiums Should we as the tax payers allow our money to be used on such We"
X Link 2026-02-08T11:18Z 270.1K followers, 115.5K engagements
"We can not have a borderless AfricaYet. Because some countries especially the less developed are going to take advantage and instantly start moving to those more developed than them. Nigerians and Somalis will start relocating to kenya and South Africa. Burundians will move to Rwanda. Kenyan men will move to Asmara to impregnate their skinny soft haired women. Congolese will move to Namibia. It will be pure chaos. Before we can have a borderless AfricaEach country must make individual effort to become sustainable. Such that no one is taking advantage of the other. Nigerians must stop running"
X Link 2026-02-08T12:46Z 270.1K followers, 52.3K engagements
"@moneyacademyKE For those asking what he gets in return the answer is oneLab rats. He gets to run experiments in rural hospitalsof vaccines and new drugs to monitor its performance and then the final product is sold globally. Africans have always been used as lab rats in the name of Aid"
X Link 2026-02-12T07:35Z 270.1K followers, 17.4K engagements
". Connected with the earth touched grass ran many kilometers and was mad at the photographer💀 📌 Karura. https://t.co/AufFBEgMCp Connected with the earth touched grass ran many kilometers and was mad at the photographer💀 📌 Karura. https://t.co/AufFBEgMCp"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:09Z 270.1K followers, 349.8K engagements
"These are what we call spy cameras. Ive sold quite a number of them this year. Their life span is about [--] months but theyre quite effective Unfortunately some of my clientsespecially those who own BnBs are using them for evil purposes. That is why i must caution you The cameras are being strategically installed in bedrooms to spy on clients especially those who go there to do bad manners. The BnB owner only needs to connect it to the wifi and she can view the footages remotely via an app designated for this specific camera And it has very good clarity1080p which is what you see in youtube."
X Link 2025-11-18T14:43Z 270.1K followers, 356.5K engagements
"One dayperhaps when hes long deadThe truth about Duale will be exposed. What hes saying here is very peculiarlike its both a reminder and a warningbut coded. I want say much nowbecause I dont have a lawyer. Lakini Heheee CS Duale: President Ruto in your three and a half years in office there has been no terror attack of the magnitude of Garissa University Westgate or Dusit attacks. You have stabilized the country from any foreign terror attacks. https://t.co/HDLs6PIwNV CS Duale: President Ruto in your three and a half years in office there has been no terror attack of the magnitude of Garissa"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:48Z 270.1K followers, 44.5K engagements
"I feel sorry for sifunaBaba why did you leave us"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:18Z 270.1K followers, 28.4K engagements
"@ThinkInCalm Fighting for our women"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:58Z 270.1K followers, 13.5K engagements
"Malaya naona their biggest issue ni kukua recordednot how they gave themselves up so easily🤣"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:27Z 270.1K followers, 134.7K engagements
"A friend of mine is selling this Lexus NX 200t for 3.7M(Negotiable). Nimemuuliza kwa nini unauza gari smart hivi akasema she wants to upgrade. Leteni offers YOM [----] Mileage [-----] 2WD Consumption 7.8km/l Keyless entry Fully loaded Petrol Viewing : Mombasa Tel: [----] [---] 458"
X Link 2025-02-26T08:39Z 269.9K followers, 184.1K engagements
"There is something fundamentally wrong with our society. Men and women used to grow up very early in the past century. At [--] years alot had been achieved. A 25year old was a grown man who could make decisions on behalf of the family or even a village. Right now25 year olds are equivalents [--] years olds in the 19th century. Jamaa hawajielewi ata kidogo. Ni bangi tu crying about depression while trying to convince themselves they are still young which is a big lie because considering the lifespan of modern man is 75yearshis quarter life is [--] years. Huyo ni mtu mzee Kuna shida mahali. And I"
X Link 2025-05-28T18:13Z 270K followers, 164.9K engagements
"Whats your kikuyu name"
X Link 2025-07-08T12:58Z 270K followers, 160.7K engagements
"Ukifika 30s there are some habits you should have completely outgrown. Vitu kama kuvaa lebelled clothessijui anga gucci and Lui vutonhiyo unawachia vipii ya unifasti. At this point youre dressing for conveniencea jacket a Tshirt and rubber shoes. Ukifika [--] ata bangi unafaa kuwa umewacha kuvuruta. It makes you look unserious. Bangi unawachia vijana wa Jkuat. You either graduate to Cigars or completely stop drug abuse. But most importantlyukifika [--] as a mansende kubwa haifai kuwa inakufurahisha. At some point you realize big ass not as prestige as people put it. Mimi nasemanga nikipata tu"
X Link 2026-01-21T09:06Z 270K followers, 61.9K engagements
"Nilikupenda kama jembe Kumbe weh ni hoe Naskia uchungunikama umestep on my Toe Juu huwa nikikuita kasarani unasema O Nilitaka nikupee mapenzi ya dhati Ata kama kwa wallet nimebaki na thirty Kama umependa mtu ako na kichwa inakaa mayai Nisikuone na senke ya miyai Dont reply Happy birthday to this amazing legend. @daddyowenmusic https://t.co/KNF7LvJ7m9 Happy birthday to this amazing legend. @daddyowenmusic https://t.co/KNF7LvJ7m9"
X Link 2026-01-29T15:46Z 270K followers, 212.8K engagements
"Na vijana mjue when you indulge yourselves with a woman who has a child that is not yoursplease be comfortable with the fact that youll be a 3rd party in that relationship. Unajua mtoto huwa anasoma mood ya mama yakesasa kama mama hakuongeleshimtoto pia anakukasirikia. Na hajali kama ulimlipia schoolfees last term na izo matour za ughasia wanaendanga kuoneshwa waterfalls. Unajua ata huwezi chapa iyo mtoto ikikoseasomething just doesnt feel right. You spend so much time putting effort to be called dad or baba and all you get is the bare minimum. The only way to bring balance to this improper"
X Link 2026-02-03T09:45Z 270K followers, 71K engagements
"Please get out of that small town when youre still young and energetic. It will limit your foresight so much that you will think its impossible to amount to anything more than that town offers. There is so much we can do outside the environment that limits us Shalom"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:04Z 270K followers, 36.9K engagements
"GOOD MORNING Africa"
X Link 2026-02-05T07:40Z 270K followers, 320.9K engagements
"Then I also learnt that Women are afraid to ask money from men with money. They want to make it look like they dont want his money so that he can share itwillingly. She shows any sign of being after his money she will be dumped. Walalahoi ndio huwa tunaitishwa fare za ughasia"
X Link 2026-02-05T10:27Z 270K followers, 68.2K engagements
"Ni muhimu sana vijana mkue na familia. Otherwise youll be in your 30s making tone shit of money and spending it all on clubbing lying to yourselves youre living happilykumbe youre seeking solace. You cannot stand the loneliness in your empty houses. Na mimi sijataja mtu🌚"
X Link 2026-02-06T20:00Z 270K followers, 69K engagements
"Statehouse girls Road"
X Link 2025-06-25T12:44Z 270.1K followers, 397.1K engagements
"I have honestly not heard any album that has surpassed Victims of Madness. This is a wakadinali enthusiast account . Ati Nilidhani ni maVlogger kumbe ni patanisho dem aliniripoti kwa radio"
X Link 2026-02-04T09:35Z 270.1K followers, 73.8K engagements
"I do not think I can ever participate in mob justice. The ruthlessness it requires is absolutely demonic. Unapiga mtu kichwa na mawe unaskia imelia kama pop corn. Then you pour petrol from your nduthi on to himyou light him up and watch him burn slithering in pain like a salted snail until he dies. Then you go back home to your wife and children in the evening and sleep normally. Yani huskii kitu inakusumbua Do you understand how ruthlessly devilish you have to beto do that. It means you are passionately evil. A psychopath. Hakuna tofauti ya mtu Kama huyo na wale wanachinja watu kule kwa"
X Link 2026-02-06T08:21Z 270.1K followers, 68.7K engagements
"There is literally no safe way to go to kenyan upper class neighborhoods without your own car. Matatu zote za kuenda karenMuthaigaKitusuruwestlandRundaall of them look like Oburu odinga. Yani matatu inakaa nikama ndio seyyid said alitumia akienda kudiscover mount kenya buana. Ingine ya Welikan sacco jana imetokana mlango pale James gichuru roadni bahati kulikua saa nane haikua imejaawatu wangemwagika highway. Anr These matatus are only allowed to operate here because they carry the low in society. Hizi ndio Mambochna babysitters na waiters wanatumianga kurudi kwao kawangware wakitoka"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:21Z 270.1K followers, 83.2K engagements
"Danger Danger Danger Woi Woi Woi Kama unajua unaishi maeneo ya Roysambu na kasarani na umeoaTafadhali kimbia nyumbani ukamate bibi yakona msitoke nje ya hiyo nyumba mpaka monday. Manake nikiangalia naona tuko katika hali ya atari. Theres a Russian mzungu on TikTok who has hired an AirBnB in Roysambu and he is fishing your women vigorously They are not even resisting buana. Anawasalimia alafu anawaambia lets go to my house and have coffee. And they just follow him like a brukenge. Ata hawaulizi jina yake aki. These are the same people who were protesting about anga femicide. Nikama akili"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:24Z 270.1K followers, 140.3K engagements
"What is Maina kageni doing [--] years with no childrenata wa kuekelewa jameni Using the detective skills I developed from Chepalangu primary school when i was a class prefect looking for noisemakersI can only diagnose this man with two things. He is either tasaor he belongs to Rainbow senior Academy. Otherwise non of it makes sense. Hii mjamaa inatengenesa kama [--] mirrions monthly. Ukiongesa ma side assoles kama MC na hostinafika ata 5mirrions. What is all this money for then Unatafutia nini ama nani. Why would you as a man do such injustice to yourself To live such a purposeless life Surely"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:56Z 270.1K followers, 380.1K engagements
"I am rather surprised by how some of these men have the cojones to say children are not important. Then what is Uzungu imewaharibu akili kapsaayou have become more stupid than you werewhen you were illiterate. Do you understand that nothing else matters. Your prime objective for being in existence as a manis for continuity of your species. Not the capitalismnot the money you makenothing else matters. Theres a reason why in african culture if you died without childrenelders will stick a maize comb in your West pokot to punish you. Because you are an embarrassment. You were a wasted life. You"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:10Z 270.1K followers, 63.2K engagements
"Yani ile daktari ya bangi makes my Monthly rent in just one hour. One hour buana. Siet I knew I was poor but not this poor"
X Link 2026-02-08T09:08Z 270.1K followers, 155.6K engagements
"My immediate neighbor has very big itina but i cant engage her because ill have to move out when we break up. Mungu nawe nipe nguvu na uvumilivu kama Joseph. Niko katika hali ya atarinaweza adhirika vibaya sana"
X Link 2026-02-08T16:15Z 270.1K followers, 30.2K engagements
"Last month I went for a short visit in Arusha only to realize that the house I had leased on the AirBNB app was actually a separate tiny bedsitter of a 4bedroom house and not [--] bedroom as indicated in the app. Kumbe huko bedsitter wanaziita one bedroom buana. I was being charged 15k for [--] days. But I didnt like it. So I asked how much the 4bdrm would cost and he said I had to top up [--] sausand to cover [--] days fully. Thats about 900000Tzs. Na juu ilikua usiku na nimechokanikasema sawa. Na mimi nikasema nyinyi hamnijuiI told the host to prepare all the beds in the [--] bedrooms. Lemme tell you"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:57Z 270.1K followers, 46.1K engagements
"Kuna nguo ukiona mrembo amevaa unajua tu ni old money buana. They dont try to blend inna maniskirt na mawig za ughasia. They dont dress to please but to make a statement. Sasa kama huyu ujue holiday wanaendanga Egypt nyinyi mkienda view point kimende Siet Approach cautiosly Wanaume wenzangu wako wapi twende mjengo https://t.co/vklYJTuJpn Wanaume wenzangu wako wapi twende mjengo https://t.co/vklYJTuJpn"
X Link 2026-02-09T14:36Z 270.1K followers, 159.9K engagements
"Hii wiki tunacamp pale village market tuone kama tutapata visa ya Scotland before december after vigorously impregnating a blonde caucasian with liberal parents who believe the father of the child should come to britain and be with his child. Poverty is the enemy aisee"
X Link 2026-02-10T07:48Z 270.1K followers, 28.3K engagements
"I understand that there is hunger. I really do. But do these people getting paid [---] shillings to endorse Ruto for a 2nd term really understand the aftermath of their present actions Na maskini nimeona ni watu wajinga sana. Im not even trying to be classist. As long as you are poorit doesnt matter wheather you have a degreewewe ni mjinga. Juu sasa mia tano inafanyaje usahao upuzi yote ruto amefanyana sio kitambojust [---] days ago. I have seen university students wearing Tshirts written Tutam last week. Where is your education you greedy bastards And its kila mtu ajipange until its your turn."
X Link 2026-02-10T10:44Z 270.1K followers, 38.9K engagements
"After Toms za CDFThe chinese introduced another plastic shoe in kenya. Mwaka wa [----] peasants tulifrai sana. Material ilikua ya gumboot. The only problem is after sweating jioni unaenda nyumbani kiatu ikiimba Amapiano. Mguu ukifika nyumbani inanuka condom buana. We have safad"
X Link 2026-02-11T10:00Z 270.1K followers, 41.6K engagements
"Just for the sake of showing career politicians that they are not inchargewe should do an anti Ruto crusade. We show them we are also in ground and we dont just exist online as they call us. This would instantly kill the perception they have spent the last [--] months selling"
X Link 2026-02-11T12:42Z 270.1K followers, 22.8K engagements
"I can just Imagine the pressure @ruth_karauri is going through this hard times as a family. Take heart and continue glowing. I hope when things settle you will look at that DM I sent you offering Friendship. Im unemployed at this momentbut that doesnt matter because disability is not inability. I have executive tongue skills obtained from licking batteries nilipokua fundi wa radio pale upande wa Nabuyole shopping centrewebuye. I dont know how we can put that to use but well know when I see you bebi. Coincidentallyjust like youI am an expirienced pilot and have been actively flying the Cessna"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:01Z 270.1K followers, 41.2K engagements
"@Luckky2016 How And the way I am scheming to invest in electric buses going to these places Kwanza hii njia ya ruaka"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:35Z 270.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Nduthis are great until it starts raining.ughasia tupu"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:34Z 270.1K followers, 134.4K engagements
"95% of my female classmates in primary school always had a dream of mimi nitaolewa na mzungu. Its the soap operas and movies that make them innately sexually attracted to mzungus. So im not surprised to see them willingly throwing themselves to the Russians without 2nd thought. Its the closest they can get to their dream. Kwanza akikumbuka anarudi nyumbani Mwiki kwa bwana anaitwa Mogaka anatokwa na wasimu anateremsha surual round ya kumi na mbili https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022383502214246477 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022383502214246477"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:52Z 270.1K followers, 76.4K engagements
"@Ja_Konyango Ndugu yanguyou drive a fielder. The chances of a woman from a wealthy family wanting to date you are lower than that of pastor Owuor shaving his beard. You are stuck with the poor women you despiseuma pamba kasana na mwendo"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:01Z 270.1K followers, 31.9K engagements
"@NimuKiarie Kama ni kutetea malaya wenzenu please do it without involving us. If a woman approached me and told me to follow her my first instinct would be to think its a set up. Especially if its a mzungu. Guy has just shown how empty headed you arenisiskie iyo upuzi mnaita femicide tena"
X Link 2026-02-14T07:19Z 270.1K followers, 54.7K engagements
"Do you feel unsafe Do you feel that a Russian man with gogos has been visiting your house but you just cant prove it Do you want to monitor your home remotely in 3D to avoid Russian Invasion Has your wife suddenly started being hard headed Worry no more We got you covered with our quality digital homesecurity tools From Traceable Car dashcamsto remotely accessible gate phone intercoms and Cctv camerasremotely accessible gate openers and smart door locks. We are here to ensure that you are aware of everything that goes on when youre away. Usiitikie kugongewa na tuko apa aki. Ti kseu Make your"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:38Z 270.1K followers, 30.3K engagements
"Please share hacks on how i can make sure my car doesn't get stolennairobi kumeharibika sana"
X Link 2023-10-01T07:26Z 269.9K followers, 172.2K engagements
"Burundi is so poor that even the president himself goes to mjengo. 95% is ruralthey are so poor that despite the country being called Burundi hakuna mtu anarundingi akitoka uko"
X Link 2025-02-14T12:50Z 269.7K followers, 173.2K engagements
"Credible sources have reported that Idi Amin Mama is getting ready to flee the country. Where will she run tokenya"
X Link 2025-10-31T09:56Z 269.7K followers, 164.7K engagements
"Kenyans shouldnt even think of lying to ourselves that were better than Nigerians because we are not. The only existing difference is that Nigerians are [--] times our population therefore making it easier to see their vices. For every one kenyan shopliftertheres four or five shoplifters in Nigeria. Our similarities are much more compared to our differences. And ill mention the ones I can [--]. When it comes to begging money and being loud Mouthed purposelesslykenyan women are up therejust like nigerian women [--]. Corrupt police Kenya is up there with nigeria [--]. Religious psychosis Buying pastor a"
X Link 2026-01-25T15:24Z 269.7K followers, 64.8K engagements
"The level of wealth needed for you to be able to buy Original products as a kenyan is truly unimaginable. Mimi hii nyumba yangu nikiangalia kweli naona sina kitu originaleven my son doesnt look original buana. I recently discovered my expensive shoe is a Rebook and not Reebok"
X Link 2026-01-27T19:58Z 269.7K followers, 88.8K engagements
"Where do you even start to consult when you feel one side of your head is not functioning. Left eye is barely closingtears coming out frequentlyi cant chew properly. Grok says I have something called betsy palsy. Timeline doctors mnisaidie kabla nikue mlemavu @mbiti_mwondi"
X Link 2026-01-28T10:52Z 269.7K followers, 151.6K engagements
"Wewe kwanza uko na manifesto ama unadhani mushenee qualifies you We are not playing this time Sikulala jana. Our goon was giving me pelvic aches Sijui vawulence anatoa wapi at [--] months foetus Acha nizime few hours Here's the TEA Oketch Salah and Winnie are both insincere Oketch is a gold merchant. He's wealthy. Raila loved money Hata mzee aki niniwo https://t.co/e8Ztk9kTUd Sikulala jana. Our goon was giving me pelvic aches Sijui vawulence anatoa wapi at [--] months foetus Acha nizime few hours Here's the TEA Oketch Salah and Winnie are both insincere Oketch is a gold merchant. He's wealthy."
X Link 2026-01-28T14:33Z 269.9K followers, 360.2K engagements
"@polo_kimanii Hi bebi💀 @polo_kimanii Hi bebi💀"
X Link 2026-01-29T16:41Z 269.7K followers, 72.6K engagements
"We dont stay in the car for [--] mins after arriving home because we hate our wives. Infact it has very little to do with themThis the best place to reflect on your life as a manunapiga esabu unaona kweli hii nairobi nilikuja kutajirisha landlord. Then you go to the house smiling"
X Link 2026-01-29T18:52Z 269.7K followers, 66.3K engagements
"Na vijana mjue kuna tofauti kubwa sana kati ya Chivalry and simpingSimping is taking women to jamaica using loansthen they leave you after they realize mkebe imeisha asali. But Chivalry is diversekuandika poemskuhire pajerokabla wagundue wewe ni kumbaf ushaaswaga. Alo aloo🌚"
X Link 2026-01-30T05:21Z 269.8K followers, 109.1K engagements
"Hello @ntsa_kenya I would like to report a crime. The constitution is very cleardo not stand idly on busy road. This man with an egg like head was spotted cracking dry jokes in the middle of a highway. You can see how hes pinching the lady because shes not laughing Kindly arrest him and make him re do a driving test. Sources tell me his name is daddy ovenhe has singed songs like " Yesu uliniokoa karibu niuliwe na mob justice monday" . If you find themkindly bring the lady to me in kasarani for therapy. I am a The rapist Thanks https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017248746732482822"
X Link 2026-01-30T14:49Z 269.7K followers, 209.7K engagements
"Na mimi vijana unajua huwa siwadanganyi. Life is hardvery hard. Ata kijana ya mulungu mwenyewe alikuja internship hapa akajioneana akasema earth is hard. And the worst part isits all for nothing. At the endwheather you endure this hardness or notyou die. So by this virtueTo escape this realitywe are forced to seek refuge in illusions like being in love or drugs Such illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. Even though they sometimes collude with reality and are dashed to piecesit is important we accept them. Ata wale wa madawaif you"
X Link 2026-01-30T16:59Z 269.7K followers, 49.9K engagements
"Ala Who is killing street families in Nairobior what And for what"
X Link 2026-01-30T20:20Z 269.7K followers, 99.9K engagements
"Na haka kamechapa ama ni Woria GM https://t.co/Gfa3qBEEPI GM https://t.co/Gfa3qBEEPI"
X Link 2026-01-31T08:39Z 269.7K followers, 119.1K engagements
"One thing about kenyans in general is we lack innovationmajority of us. Most of usbusiness wisesurvive on copy and pasting. Unaweka wines and spirit10 days later nugu inafungua yake opposite to you. Same with kinyozisame with boutiquesame with electronics shop. The only way to bypass this is starting a capital intensive business. Na supplier unaficha kuliko echaevi status ya Luto. Na ikue capital intensivenorth of [--] million. Mtu anapiga hesabu ya kuanza biashara yako anaona heri akalishe kuku nyumbani. Like this damaris woman who sells phone spare partsits impossible to compete with herule"
X Link 2026-01-31T10:14Z 269.7K followers, 79.7K engagements
"Today marks three years since some guys on this Timeline organized a trip to a childrens homebought ungaswakaenda wakapika chapatina wakakula na wakabeba yoteingine ya kukulia nyumbani jioni. Mayatima waliwachiwa tu harufu ya chapat. Buana Some of you will not see heaven"
X Link 2026-02-01T09:05Z 269.9K followers, 194K engagements
"My younger cousin who just turned [--] years tells me hes in lovebut the girl hes inlove with who lives in ngongis a single mother of [--]. Same age as him. He is now asking me if he should be the father because he loves her. Nilimuangalia namna hii nikaangushia yeye kofi mzito sana. 24years you want to be a step dad John Are you mad Kuna ughasia hufai kuniuliza mimini wasichana umekosa ama nini. Why would such a young man conteplate such stupidity. Buana we needs a mens conference as soon as posbo. Nikiangalia kweli naona vijana tuko katika hali ya ataritunaeza adhirika mbaya sana"
X Link 2026-02-01T13:31Z 269.7K followers, 119.7K engagements
"Still on the Epstein files case. Nimegundua wengi wenu hamna akili ata kidogodespite the degrees you have. Critical thinking onge Yani you think peoplenot just people but billionares would be scheming how theyre going to have sex with underage girls on Email Email of all the places. We are talking about dollar billionaires herethese are probably the most cautious people that exist. They know everyone wants to blackmail them. And you think theyre scheming such atrocities on Gmailati because theyre untouchable Lets be serious for once. It cant be that simple. If these billionares did what"
X Link 2026-02-02T15:40Z 270K followers, 182.5K engagements
"@ignyharaz2 Listen to me. In any scenerio where you find yourself agreeing with most peopletheres a 90% chance youre wrong. This happens because thats the nearest answer they can jump to. And most people hate thinking eh"
X Link 2026-02-02T15:51Z 269.7K followers, 16.4K engagements
"@therealtruman24 Nina uhakika if this is what was happeningthe koreanrussianTehranbeijing hackers would have gotten access to the information decades ago. Hehehe"
X Link 2026-02-02T15:52Z 269.7K followers, [----] engagements
"The nduthi gang Rowdiness is not just kenyan but Continental. In Arusha Saturday nimekaa apa navuruta moshi yangu then a tuktuk guy hit a boda guy at the junction. Five seconds later the tukTuk guy is running for his life barefoot heading to the direction I was inrunning behind him was the Boda guy with a very big nyundo used for demolitions saying Kumamake Msenge umeniharibia Honda He wants to kill him TukTuk guy ran inside a mini supermarket and was locked in there Realizing he couldnt beat the TukTuk guyboda called reinforcements. All those down there Wakamwambia kama hatoki asahao hii"
X Link 2026-02-02T17:19Z 269.9K followers, 52.6K engagements
"We need to do something about the Maasai women in Namanga border post who insult you when you refuse to buy their poorly made beads. One got very angry when I told her I dont have money then she said something in maasai and they all laughed. I think she said I have a small penis"
X Link 2026-02-02T18:53Z 269.7K followers, 36.3K engagements
"RUTO MUST GO"
X Link 2026-02-03T07:48Z 269.9K followers, 67.5K engagements
"I think your poll is skewed. So lets do this again Who will win the [----] presidential Election Like for David maraga. Retweet for Maraga david #KenyasPoll Who do you think will win the [----] Presidential election #KenyansPoll Who do you think will win the [----] Presidential election #KenyansPoll"
X Link 2026-02-03T19:20Z 269.7K followers, 60.9K engagements
"I simply dont understand why everyone is trying to sound like they grew up poor make it look like they didnt have it easy. Buana if youre previledged just accept itthere is nothing to be ashamed of unless your parents were thieves. Mtu amesomea private school anasema ati anataka kutoka blockblock gani ndugu yangu Kama hiyo ndio mnaita blocksisi walalahoi wa chepalungu primary basi tuko kwa shimo. Rich fellas are romanticising povety buana. Watu walikua wanabeba queen cake na ndizi ya kukula saa nne wakienda shule wanaongea kuhusu struggle buana. What struggle Mtu kama mimi unajua nilikua"
X Link 2026-02-04T08:13Z 269.9K followers, 47.5K engagements
"Na unajua mnatubeba ujinga sana @KRACorporate . How can it be that all you do is takemore and more. What are you doing with this money I am assuming your answer is to service debt. Who took this debt and what for Ruto took 30billion loan from world bank and hes now giving it to youths asking them to open vibandas. And let us not forget half of it has already been stolen. But me kimaniis the one going to pay for it No This is unacceptable. TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE Kama kuna denimuende mwambie huyo aliikopa alipe. The tax you are demanding from us doesnt project any development that should be"
X Link 2026-02-04T11:47Z 270K followers, 93.2K engagements
"The only way to become successful when youre a teacher is either uchukue loan upambane nayo mpaka siku utakufaama ugeuke mwizi kama walimu wengine. Alafu muachiwe laana kama one million na wazazi wa watoto mmeibia. Theres no way around it"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:09Z 269.9K followers, 64.8K engagements
"Such ugly toes @polo_kimanii Such ugly toes. @polo_kimanii Such ugly toes"
X Link 2026-02-05T08:24Z 269.7K followers, 39.3K engagements
"@mbiti_mwondi Jomba file yako unajua iko tu hapa karibu. 🤣Children is everything"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:13Z 269.9K followers, 47.6K engagements
"My friend unaelewa unasema nini kweli. Children are procreatedthey dont come from the sky. So you saying its a natural process that will happen without us participating in it is what is obtuse and retrogressive. How are we even arguing over that which is so obvious. And as much as we can agree about how meaningless everything isat some point you realize that even in this meaninglessnesstheres meaningjust what we do not yield the capacity decipher it. Its bigger than usas species. So change your ways mbitiTafuta mtu utuliehii mbio unapiga kwa klabu haiendi mahali. Stop trying so hard to defy"
X Link 2026-02-05T20:18Z 269.8K followers, 11.9K engagements
"@Kieni_vic Hakuna cha kujam. The same way you found it cool and Authentic when I took pictures in a kibanda [--] years agoshould be the same energy you have when I take one inside a range rover. Life is changingSo are we all. Usiseme niko authentic only when im sufferingshame on you"
X Link 2026-02-06T06:31Z 269.8K followers, 47.4K engagements
"Na mimi wazeee sikusema tusipige wezilazima wafunzwe adabu. Lakini haina haja tuue mtu juu ya kuiba kuku surely. Kwanza kuna huyu aliniibia dem alafu anajifanya anaimba gospelnataka tukamate tupee yeye kichapo mpaka ajue kila siku sio jumapili. Kasia sana. Na iyo nimemaliza"
X Link 2026-02-06T16:50Z 269.9K followers, 59.2K engagements
"@_orca_12 What has changed"
X Link 2026-02-07T07:54Z 269.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@NelsonMogaka_ KDF mwenye hana bunde ni kipii nakwambia. Just make sure you are madder than him"
X Link 2026-02-07T12:28Z 269.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Wazeethose of you who have built houses. What did you build and how much did it cost you. I have just paid my rent and its very painful. I want to have built something in the next [--] years or so. Inspire us Nau"
X Link 2026-02-08T13:23Z 269.7K followers, 17.3K engagements
"@JKyalo37828 All your relatives would run away to london if they could"
X Link 2026-02-08T15:52Z 269.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Kasarani Tunashangaa namna gani hatujai ona MP wetu parliament akitupigania kumbe jamaa huwa anaskive anaenda kufunguliwa mitambo Roysambu akingoja tudeposit stake pale sportbesa buana. Who will save the peasants my fada"
X Link 2026-02-10T14:45Z 269.9K followers, 93.1K engagements
"@MkenyaMzi Sasa salary ya 300k unafanyia nini mungu wangu. Mimi hii inaweza ingia kwa account first month nipate kifafajuu ya kushtuka. Kazi naweza kuwa naamkia saa tisa usiku kama preps. Sasa tuseme nikikaa kwa mama yangufor [--] monthsbila kuguza salarydecember nitakua na 10Mwuui"
X Link 2026-02-10T16:10Z 269.9K followers, 53.3K engagements
"#MUFC Law of diminishing returns 1st game [--] goals 2nd game [--] goals 3rd game [--] goal 4th " Man City( -1) 5th " watford( -2) 6th " Leicester"
X Link 2016-09-19T04:36Z 269.8K followers, [--] engagements
"Copies of this newspaper are being issued for free around Nairobi today. It breaksdown the Economic Enigma we are in as a countryand the Options we have on the table as if now. If you can get itread it. And for those who cantI will breakdown the audit for you in a few minutes"
X Link 2025-12-08T08:18Z 270.1K followers, 68.3K engagements
"Tomorrow at 9pm EAT I am hosting a space to talk about the 960minerals we have in kenyaconservancies and the crookedness in our Mining sectorwhy local miners are denied mining licences which are inturn given to foreign big miners through the back door and dont pay taxmjoin"
X Link 2024-07-19T05:04Z 270.1K followers, 205.7K engagements
"This is no longer a Gen Z movementWe have rebranded to Gen zote"
X Link 2024-07-25T13:21Z 270.1K followers, 166.4K engagements
"HeyI'd also love to connect with you and explore your karura🫶 Connected with the earth touched grass ran many kilometers and was mad at the photographer💀 📌 Karura. https://t.co/AufFBEgMCp Connected with the earth touched grass ran many kilometers and was mad at the photographer💀 📌 Karura. https://t.co/AufFBEgMCp"
X Link 2025-06-27T15:52Z 270.1K followers, 687.7K engagements
"How much do you guys pay your househelps Naona kama hapa 10000bob naenda hasara na kazi ni kukaaa tu na mtoi akipika ugali inatoshana mlima"
X Link 2023-09-22T19:09Z 269.7K followers, 500.3K engagements
"Na msione natweet kila saa mdhani nimelala mahali kwa bedsitter My work is not sitting down and tweeting the whole day This is my work [--] acres 24/7 solar powered electric fence done and completed in Kitengela Budget 1513000Kes Tax exl Visit http://Sharkeye.co.ke http://Sharkeye.co.ke"
X Link 2024-05-07T07:35Z 269.7K followers, 115.2K engagements
"Morara karibu akufe nyinyi bado mnashangilia wanaume wazungu wakikimbiza mpira na wanalipwaNow if we are being honestna msinitusiHow does this make you any different from women watching celebrity shows. Your bar is even lowerhebu fungueni akili wazee"
X Link 2024-09-22T18:36Z 269.7K followers, 143.2K engagements
"Kitu ingine wazeepale kwa employment mchunge sana. One time youre [--] you blink again youre [--] and a father of [--] children. Unaangalia namna hii unaona kweli theres nothing I have to showExcept these three bastards and a Toyota saloon I took a loan to buy from a friend who was moving abroad. Pesa yote imeenda kwa rentFoodfeesExternal horizontal engineering activities na kulipia mathe trip india akawekwe viagra kwa roho ipige damu vizuri. Huku kwingine theres nothingNi bibi tu unaangalia unaona ulioa akiwa na shape ya fanta lakini sahii amejiwachilia akafura kama mtungi ya busaa imeiva buana."
X Link 2025-05-16T13:26Z 269.6K followers, 194.9K engagements
"Kitu hamnjai jua ni Airtel does not want to out do safaricomits very intentional. They want to be therenot as number one but as number two. Its a very strategic way of avoiding all the responsibilities that come with being the biggest service providerinfiltration from governmentblackmails from every cornerits alot. So airtel just make sure theyre making enough moneyand sensible profit to keep them afloat. Its like how Raila alikaa chini akapiga hesabu akaonai can make more money by being a number twothan being president. Because the responsibilities of presidency are overwhelminghajai taka"
X Link 2025-07-04T05:57Z 269.6K followers, 66.1K engagements
"I am not saying palestinians deserve what theyre going through. But a march in kenyas capital by local kenyans in the name of showing solidarity with palestinewhen we all know how they consider usis a misplaced priority. Muarabu sio rafiki ya muafrika. Look at what they are doing to your sisters who go there as househelps. Do you even know Who started the slave trade These people consider usand i daresayas merely dogs. A species that should not be anywhere but below the foodchain in society. We have sudanwe have congo and we have kenya. Which arab country stood with kenya when we were being"
X Link 2025-08-24T19:19Z 269.5K followers, 270.2K engagements
"This Gentleman on my leftHis name is steveSteve Muikia He is a victim of the systemthe system of Bad governance and intentional corruption When he was dismissed from his former bankwhere he worked . He had a strong ideaand innovation Which he presented to the kenya copyrights board. His innovationcircled around the banking systems. He presented it to the CBK who later asked him to share it with the Kenya bankers association. The Bankers association checked it outbut told him it wasnt ripe for market. All this is documentedso he has proof [--] years laterThe innovation he presentedwas in the"
X Link 2025-09-10T07:50Z 269.7K followers, 232.1K engagements
"I remember my first time attending an Aim global meetingaki maskini huwa tunatumiwa vibaya. They called us for a meeting to meet and network with our successful peers who joined the platform earlier. Wakaita jamaa ingine inaitwa Lawrencethen told us he has been in Aim global for four years now and he has just returned from south Africa. Nikaangalia suti iyo nugu ilikua imevaasuti ya grey inashine nikama imetengenezwa na material ya mwavulijamaa akiwa mbali unazadhani amevaa mabatina kiatu ingine ya loafers imejaa pimples juu ya kusuguliwa na maji chafunikajua hapa hakuna south Africakuna"
X Link 2025-12-17T07:18Z 269.6K followers, 119.2K engagements
"Kuna miaka unafaa ukifika unawacha kupigana na dunia. By now you should have understood that none of it mattersbecause whatever you have is not yoursyou will leave it all here. What exactly is Oburu fighting for If its money they already have it. A nameits there already. What else would he needMore money More LPG gas stations For what There is a level of wealth you reachand must tell yourself I have accumulated enough. And no matter how much more I getI cannot change my life anymoreor my familyI am at the Apex. At this pointthe only impact I can make is lifting those beneath me. If you cant"
X Link 2026-01-19T09:02Z 269.6K followers, 154.3K engagements
"It has taken nigeria just [--] hours to destroy Africas reputation that we spent weeks building. What an absolute embarrassment"
X Link 2026-01-22T09:26Z 269.5K followers, 183.3K engagements
"I have unwillingly Found myself listening to this fool because I was in a hotel eating lunch and I nearly vomited out of disgust. President Ruto @WilliamsRuto what is really going on in your head With all the Advisors you have illegally appointedthe only solution you have seen is giving unemployed youths 25k ati they start business. Thats not even the worst partthe worst part is what your Stupid MPs are advising them to do with the money. Ati wanunue bucket waanze kuuza melon You want [--] million youths wondering the streets like mad men selling melons and pineapples To whom Ati wafungue"
X Link 2026-01-22T13:37Z 269.5K followers, 198.9K engagements
"@evenmaina Wameniibia my expensive helmet. Please come to kasarani if before I drink rat ratI need you my friend. Uskuje umevaa trouser lakini"
X Link 2026-01-22T18:15Z 269.5K followers, 149.6K engagements
"The number of foreigners relocating to kenya with capital enough to buy them land and secure themselves is drastically rising. I see tiktoks of mzungus weekly documenting how their life changed since they moved here. Walalahoi tukichesa tutakufia ghettoshamba sinaenda buana"
X Link 2026-01-24T07:53Z 269.4K followers, 98.2K engagements
"I dont think its possible to ride a bike to Naivasha using the maai mahiu road. Nimepitana na tipper namna hii nikaskia nimeanza kupeperuka buana. I am once again requesting assistanceI need a fat woman as my pillionaongeze usitoakwame na mimi vile mseveni anekwamilia Uganda"
X Link 2026-01-24T12:19Z 269.5K followers, 62.6K engagements
"Hakuna cha kucomplain. Your women made it very clear they want sassy men. And men who are not sassy are called Mysoginistic. And they should mind their own business because they are weird and creepy. In the basis of equalityThat is exactly what we will give you. I dont want to hear nonsense like ladies first near me. A baboon has taken a Womans bag and attacks her when she trys to get it back Im not involving myself as a man. Im driving to Namanga and I see a Mazda CX5 that has had a puncture along the way and she cant change the tyre Unless she pays me Im not helping. Kila mtu akule ujeuri"
X Link 2026-01-24T13:33Z 269.5K followers, 79K engagements
"My Biggest problem with kenyan education is it lacks the element of innovation. It only teaches employmenteveryone is studying to be employed. All those Bio chemists and Agronomist graduates we have in kenyabut none of you can actually come up with a simple solution for such This is Lake Naivasha. This water hyacinth can easily be converted to fertilizeror proper animal feed or even make ropes. You are there waiting for D students to think for youso that you can complain how A students are being employed by D students. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2015466754810490888"
X Link 2026-01-25T16:48Z 269.6K followers, 102.3K engagements
"Manchester united were cooking this season"
X Link 2026-01-25T20:02Z 269.6K followers, 49.1K engagements
"Look at how they have decieved young boys in low income neighbourhoods that they can football their way out of poverty. Vijana kila Siku zoezi. With compiled videos of Ronaldo scoring goals in juventus downloaded in their Mkopa phones. Hoping one day a miracle will happen and a scout will spot them and take them to spain. Mwafrikahasaa ule ambaye yupo maisha ya chinini mtu amekumbatwa akili na maswala ambayo ni ya kijinga sana. Buana were a very unserious nation. Our country barely makes it to Afcon. Our nadball team sleeps hungry in airports when going to represent us. How can this be our"
X Link 2026-01-26T08:16Z 269.6K followers, 84.9K engagements
"Shida ya kufanya illegal deals ni ata ukioshwa huwes report. Ni mmalizane underwater kama mafia or go the traditional way. Thats why its only politicians and their relatives who propser therejuu hawaesi rukana. I remember I once tried to get my cousin cecilia to fly on first class on her way to dohathe Hostess had assured me there were two empty seats in first class. Vile niliwekea yeye [--] sausand namna hiiher airtel simcard went off. My cousin has never forgiven me upto this dateata nikimuomba pesa hawes nitumiashe thinks I conned her. Mark you The hostess was my Deskmate in primary. Agnes"
X Link 2026-01-27T08:03Z 269.6K followers, 119.5K engagements
"I dont know if you fellas know thisBut Ruto is intentionally pushing to ensure that Rigathi Gachagua becomes his opposition. He is creating his enemyone he knows how to handle. If you can see beyond the drama you know what this means"
X Link 2026-01-27T08:33Z 269.5K followers, 79.9K engagements
"I said this before and I will say it again for the sake of clarity. When our protest broke outThe GenZ protestthat is in june- july 2024There were solid issues at hand that were to be addressed that werent. Ruto didnt know how to or where he would start. He was implicated both ways. In understanding sothe only approach Ruto could do was brush it off as a paid non organic protest. Just like samia did in Tanzaniaand just Sheikh Hasna the Bangladesh Prime minister did before she was defeated and fled to India. This is when Ruto decides to label usas Terrorists. But he realized this labeland"
X Link 2026-01-27T12:58Z 269.6K followers, 176.2K engagements
"7000$ is actually not alot of money"
X Link 2026-01-27T14:54Z 269.6K followers, 74.9K engagements
"From a logical point of thinking money is useless. But I have learnt that its better to have it that to not have it. I remember we used to be so poorUmaskini ni kilema aki. Back then in primary they used to allow us to go home for lunch at [--] and return by [--]. Unarudi nyumbani namna hii unapata hakuna kitu imepikwanyanya yako pia ameinamaamefunga tumbo na Mshipi asiskie njaa. Mutina imelala ndani ya jikoni iskie jotoUnakunywa maji unarudi shule Saa ingine unarudi unapata wamepika ile maharagwe inaitwa Ne. Noe is like the David Ndii of beans. Its just a big fat bean. Unanyorosha hiyo na chumvi"
X Link 2026-01-28T05:55Z 269.5K followers, 55.2K engagements
"There is a certain obsession you people havethat you want everything to happen in a way you have it lined out in your head. And you get so angry when its not aligning or when someone does have a contrary opinionlike you here. That is not to say that i do not wish those who actually commited these acts(if they were commited) prosecuted. But do you want to prosecute everyone simply because they went to an island What sort of blind justice is thatbased on nothing but speculations and blind belief that billionares are evil The circimstantial existence of the evidence at hand must be examined"
X Link 2026-02-01T08:15Z 269.6K followers, 24.9K engagements
"@hon_wamuchomba Wewe malaya Have you forgotten [--] months ago you took photos with this boy who was shot in their house by the orders of the people you bark for now Hauna msimamo ata kidogo and all for what For what has this man Ruto given to stab your people like this. Unaongozwa na ibilisi"
X Link 2026-02-02T03:15Z 269.6K followers, 16.8K engagements
"@Gesonso1 @Samko_Autos Bratheyou understand that we must all start somewhere right Kuambia watu waache kazi na rent inawangoja end month is very blunt. Kazi ya 50k tutatoa wapi Wewe mwenyewe siku ulikua unauza mayai apa archivesyou were making a gross profit of 8500kes. Umesahao ulikotokasio"
X Link 2026-02-02T07:52Z 269.6K followers, 42.5K engagements
"@SikukuNamunyu Wewe niwa aim global sindio"
X Link 2026-02-02T17:50Z 269.6K followers, [----] engagements
"@FranceinKenya Mimi naona tuweke venue hapa carnivoreFrench ambassador vs Russian AmbassadorMlimane msuri umundu khumundumy money is on the russians. French are weakthey only succeded because they had black powder"
X Link 2026-02-03T08:42Z 269.6K followers, 25.1K engagements
"@geekminxx We have landlines. We have meetings. We have encrypted mails that difuse after reading. We have alot of thingsthe worlds knowledge isnt limited by your imagination nduta"
X Link 2026-02-03T09:14Z 269.7K followers, [----] engagements
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