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# ![@on_da_spectrum Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1188882050129883140.png) @on_da_spectrum my life is a living hell. every minute is torture

my life is a living hell. every minute is torture posts on X about to the, if you, history, funny the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[celebrities](/list/celebrities)  3.64% [musicians](/list/musicians)  2.73% [stocks](/list/stocks)  2.73% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  1.82% [gaming](/list/gaming)  1.82% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  1.82% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  1.82% [formula 1](/list/formula-1)  0.91% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  0.91% [countries](/list/countries)  0.91%

**Social topic influence**
[to the](/topic/to-the) 6.36%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 5.45%, [history](/topic/history) 5.45%, [funny](/topic/funny) 4.55%, [stuff](/topic/stuff) 4.55%, [store](/topic/store) 2.73%, [character](/topic/character) 2.73%, [image](/topic/image) 2.73%, [more than](/topic/more-than) 1.82%, [bit](/topic/bit) 1.82%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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**Top assets mentioned**
[DoorDash Inc. (DASH)](/topic/doordash) [Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"I cant believe how many adult men use 3mg Zyns. I don't wanna be that guy but grow up man. Thats like the dose you would give a baby to make it stop crying or like to your cousin on his 12th birthday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/2021024433067171869)  2026-02-10T00:52Z 22.7K followers, 462K engagements


"Not kidding around not doing a bit not being ironic I really seriously mean this shit: If you buy coffee from a store more than once a week youre basically an adult-sized baby with access to a debit card and you should probably be placed under conservatorship can we pass a law that says no one has to make coffee at home and everyone is allowed to just 'get coffee' and the government pays for it and baristas make more than doctors can we pass a law that says no one has to make coffee at home and everyone is allowed to just 'get coffee' and the government pays for it and baristas make more than"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1963381492572135920)  2025-09-03T23:20Z 22.7K followers, 1.5M engagements


"after listening to [--] jazz album: Kind of Blue is the best jazz album of all time after [---] jazz albums: Kind of Blue is so overrated nothing happens Bill Evans is an atmosphere merchant Cannonball Adderley is fat [----] jazz albums: buh-duhduhduhduhduhduhdadaa BAAA DUMMM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/2017370797560439224)  2026-01-30T22:54Z 22.7K followers, 152.4K engagements


"The Lord of the Rings is a roadtrip movie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/2022346888071217622)  2026-02-13T16:27Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I think it's great that the kids invented "framemogging." I remember a time when what's now meant by framemogging was the only thing "mogging" meant so to change the definition and retroactively be forced to invent a word that means exactly what the original meant is hilarious"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/2022399648300962131)  2026-02-13T19:57Z 22.7K followers, 64.5K engagements


"@temucargocult That's a funny comparison. I see it as a microcosm of internet discourse itself like gen alpha/youngest gen z's introduction to "welcome to the internet you're going to be finding new ways to discuss the same stupid concepts again and again for the rest of your life""  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/2022418940622966836)  2026-02-13T21:13Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements


"this is how I imagine 80% of you are built"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1739351940885364869)  2023-12-25T18:26Z 22.7K followers, 24.3M engagements


"England is such a weird place man. No guns so the criminals carry swords no drugs so everybody's fucked off ale and magic sleeping powders widespread social panic that witches and wizards are turning little boys into girls they're fr still living in the Middle Ages over there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/2006824111625089293)  2026-01-01T20:25Z 22.7K followers, 3M engagements


"Overall I'm a big-tent guy when it comes to music genre labels. Its fun and being a genre essentialist makes you look like a huge dork. In a Silent Way is ambient. She Loves You was the first pop punk song. Aerosmith is indie sleaze. Whatever man who cares"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/2016653822144266386)  2026-01-28T23:25Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Genuinely how does the online right come back from this Epstein/Maxwell 4chan/reddit stuff They may have been planted in my head by intelligence asset rapist pedophile murderers but theyre still good ideas Waiting and hoping a similar revelation is made about the left"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/2017991005417492957)  2026-02-01T15:58Z 22.7K followers, 44.2K engagements


"@captgouda24 God why wont anyone stick up for the billionaires and celebrities who were only platonically befriending the worlds most infamous child sex trafficker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/2020236621942255661)  2026-02-07T20:41Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@RuggedZest @bumbadum14 Hes from Nebraska his dad teaches there and he had been internally identified by the university for his aptitude. Not every smart kid feels the need to attend a certain university just to prove to others how smart they are he might just have other priorities"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/2020248620164083995)  2026-02-07T21:29Z 22.7K followers, [---] engagements


"Think its time to start doing unironic ageism. Sorry bro you hit [--] and were permanently parking your ass in front of the TV with a big bag of mints and thats that. Better learn how to use DoorDash because youre not driving anymore either. Call us if you need anything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/2020554783052951745)  2026-02-08T17:46Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements


"the replies to this are hilarious I didnt know suicide had shooters like that How do y'all view suicide I view it as a coward move. How do y'all view suicide I view it as a coward move"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1728957614179127330)  2023-11-27T02:03Z 22.7K followers, 927.7K engagements


"@dprssionxprt Maybe I'm mistaken but that seems to me to be more in line with the more modern definition. I originally saw it used in physique-only contexts and then it grew to mean any means of outclassing another person"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/2022419434133201048)  2026-02-13T21:15Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements


"recently divorced [--] y/o talking to group of uninterested [--] y/o girls at the bar: Even though Im a Man (ugh) I always felt I was deer-coded maybe even fawn-codedblood vessel in brain that has been narrowing for [--] years finally occludes Uht oh right arm is getting eepy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1754615337621078224)  2024-02-05T21:17Z 22.7K followers, 432.9K engagements


"two episodes into True Detective Season [--] Ohhh I get it the point of the show is that Im supposed to model all my real life behaviors and personality after Matthew McConaugheys character"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1755609219284476097)  2024-02-08T15:07Z 22.7K followers, 1.4M engagements


"dumbest guy to ever live: Ontologically"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1848452563248480313)  2024-10-21T19:53Z 22.7K followers, 241.3K engagements


"Just remembered I get to smoke weed tonight something Ive done pretty much every night for the past five years and got so excited my balls started tingling"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1892011949031862437)  2025-02-19T00:42Z 22.7K followers, 721.7K engagements


"Those gaps are for either studying or eating lunch really slowly while staring nonstop at your phone. If you choose to waste that valuable time then thats on you https://t.co/H2hNieXB5T https://t.co/H2hNieXB5T"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1984648135998611792)  2025-11-01T15:46Z 22.7K followers, 2.8M engagements


"yeah but he didnt XXXTentacion wouldve turned [--] today πŸ•Š #LLJ πŸ–€ https://t.co/nrd0xEtJwd XXXTentacion wouldve turned [--] today πŸ•Š #LLJ πŸ–€ https://t.co/nrd0xEtJwd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1353042871935406082)  2021-01-23T18:12Z 22.7K followers, 14.9K engagements


"you could never make Blazing Saddles nowadays. you'd get sued for plagiarism probably somebody would have to notice eventually"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1366245346435756035)  2021-03-01T04:34Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Humanity developed nuclear weapons like [--] years after figuring out what electricity is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1394054046177132547)  2021-05-16T22:15Z 22.7K followers, 59.4K engagements


"Imagine youre at Coachella tripping balls and you look over and Leland Palmer is there just hanging out Victoria Legrand (BEACH HOUSE) y Ray Wise (Leland Palmer en Twin Peaks) en el Coachella Festival [----] https://t.co/ayDfEPm8uD Victoria Legrand (BEACH HOUSE) y Ray Wise (Leland Palmer en Twin Peaks) en el Coachella Festival [----] https://t.co/ayDfEPm8uD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1395058975263969285)  2021-05-19T16:49Z 22.7K followers, 12.7K engagements


"shes literally just hanging out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1397645338417123330)  2021-05-26T20:06Z 22.7K followers, 160.8K engagements


"if I was even kinda famous and I went online and saw a post like this about me I would drown myself in my backyard pool"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1402418068278571009)  2021-06-09T00:11Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Its so fucking funny to me that a few years ago the perfect storm of socio-cultural factors came together perfectly at the right time in the right cultural climate in the right era of history even to end the career of basically only Aziz Ansari"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1426210157671837697)  2021-08-13T15:52Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements


"high as shit to the 7/11 cashier: please sir I beg of you. fetch me two of those delightful little taquitos turning to look at my gf who is facing the wrong way and mayhaps a lone buffalo wing for the lady realizing I am actively pissing my pants posthaste gentle man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1439791008795947008)  2021-09-20T03:18Z 22.7K followers, 47.3K engagements


"I cannot fathom what kind of sickness would make a person want to play music during sex. if you feel the need to put on music during sex you are bad at having sex. simple as that. if you were good at sex you would have no reason to listen to music during it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1450650964189335553)  2021-10-20T02:31Z 22.7K followers, 13K engagements


"Hogwarts would have been no match for the full might of the US military if it ever came to that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1470224837985521666)  2021-12-13T02:51Z 22.7K followers, 14.4K engagements


"its so funny when people think vaping isnt bad for you. like have you ever done it you can feel yourself dying in real time. its fucking awesome"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1470589248541581312)  2021-12-14T02:59Z 22.7K followers, 17.4K engagements


"Im on my Charlie Brown shit I got your girl saying Good Grief"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1475170857831972867)  2021-12-26T18:25Z 22.7K followers, 11K engagements


"there has never been more mental illness concentrated on one couch in all of history Ye with Julia Fox Madonna and Floyd Mayweather last night 🀫 https://t.co/gy5EiTOY9K Ye with Julia Fox Madonna and Floyd Mayweather last night 🀫 https://t.co/gy5EiTOY9K"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1481702767341162496)  2022-01-13T19:00Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements


"guy who was clearly not doing well before daylight savings: yeah man this time change has got me fucked up idk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1503450460669169665)  2022-03-14T19:18Z 22.7K followers, 114.5K engagements


"Southern teenager coming out to his father as gay: pa Im gon tell you hhwhat Im gayer n two toads sharin a lily pad I reckon Im fruitier than a Georgia peach in Juuuly I tell ya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1526990078215524352)  2022-05-18T18:16Z 22.7K followers, 75.8K engagements


"Nathan Fielder manipulates people on his show lmfao I know dude thats why its so fucking funny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1552345158078701568)  2022-07-27T17:28Z 22.7K followers, 47.4K engagements


"George: Jerry I called her pussy meaty during sex Jerry: meaty G: I dont know It just slipped out. What was I thinking Elaine: idk Id be kinda flattered if a guy called my pussy meaty :) Kramer: *looking visibly distressed* wait a minute. Elaine has a pussy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1557380223078846464)  2022-08-10T14:55Z 22.7K followers, 11.5K engagements


"the government should trust us with beverages that have caffeine and alcohol again. I think we would be responsible with them this time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1559759495063957504)  2022-08-17T04:30Z 22.7K followers, 17.1K engagements


"I've been staring at this for [--] minutes now trying to write a joke for it but nothing could possibly be funnier than imagining how much this picture means to some [--] year old British kid out there. He probably audibly gasped out loud like an anime character when he saw this Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo have just come together to take the best picture of [----]. https://t.co/w5RoCsFYhI Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo have just come together to take the best picture of [----]. https://t.co/w5RoCsFYhI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1594057284002332679)  2022-11-19T19:57Z 22.7K followers, 116K engagements


"all that just for me to slam a $6000 Honda Civic into it hammered drunk at 2:00pm on a Tuesday The Futuristic Mercedes AVTR driving in public https://t.co/RybxnH4YnH The Futuristic Mercedes AVTR driving in public https://t.co/RybxnH4YnH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1602420158588256257)  2022-12-12T21:48Z 22.7K followers, 36.4K engagements


"softly saying lets gooooo after each present I open"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1607049775438004224)  2022-12-25T16:24Z 22.7K followers, 2.6M engagements


"Harry Styles thinks of himself as being next in the lineage of great British pop stars a David Bowie/Mick Jagger/Elton John type figure but he just doesnt have *it*. He doesnt have the singles and he certainly doesnt have the albums. And also he doesnt have sex with men"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1622701608466526210)  2023-02-06T20:59Z 22.7K followers, 3.8M engagements


"if youre hoping to join those ranks you gotta be all-in on fucking and sucking. Jagger/Bowie did it for a few years so can you. Thats what it takes to make it in Britain. And your biggest song needs to be more than just a sad Blinding Lights rip-off. But also the gay sex stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1622702373658595331)  2023-02-06T21:02Z 22.7K followers, 291.6K engagements


"for some people smoking weed every day is is completely fine and maybe even psychologically healthy and for other people it is one of the worst things you can do for yourself and 90% of the people who think they are in Group [--] are actually in Group [--] what substance abuse opinions have u like this https://t.co/4nS7cwChwq what substance abuse opinions have u like this https://t.co/4nS7cwChwq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1642666195584442369)  2023-04-02T23:11Z 22.7K followers, 6.2M engagements


"@gpoub1 Smoking because you NEED to smoke either to feel normal or to sleep or to deal with certain stressors are a pretty good indication you are developing a bit of a problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1642669642874523648)  2023-04-02T23:25Z 22.7K followers, 226.4K engagements


"if youre doing math and making graphs about getting pussy its been over for you since the start Niggas be like "its over" Bro your "sexual market value" peak is at [--] while women is at [--] so pull your pants and man up πŸ’€ https://t.co/q1Z2nh2r3J Niggas be like "its over" Bro your "sexual market value" peak is at [--] while women is at [--] so pull your pants and man up πŸ’€ https://t.co/q1Z2nh2r3J"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1650947116343373824)  2023-04-25T19:37Z 22.7K followers, 1.3M engagements


"me taking huge rips of shoe polish remover in public: snrfff coughcoughcough uohhh twink walking by: omg yes hunny we love poppers happy Pride bitchh me taking another lethal dose of inhalants and looking around confusedly: whhat th hell did that little girl just say to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1664650998126727170)  2023-06-02T15:11Z 22.7K followers, 894K engagements


"guy who has told himself hes going to read Blood Meridian every year for the last decade and has never even started it: damn. and right as I was about to get around to finally reading Blood Meridian BREAKING NEWS: Cormac McCarthy a preeminent voice in American literature over the better part of the past half-century died today at his home in Santa Fe N.M. his publisher Knopf confirmed. He was [--]. Full obit to follow. BREAKING NEWS: Cormac McCarthy a preeminent voice in American literature over the better part of the past half-century died today at his home in Santa Fe N.M. his publisher Knopf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1668719274863788032)  2023-06-13T20:37Z 22.7K followers, 722.7K engagements


"1. Find a guy in the age bracket ahead of you who is cooler than you [--]. Base your entire personality on him until you are his age [--]. Realize that guy was a fucking loser and so are you [--]. Find a new older guy and act like him. This time it will be different [--]. Repeat until death"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1669183873287323648)  2023-06-15T03:23Z 22.7K followers, 794.3K engagements


"to be fair I wouldnt want somebody driving 172mph unless they had some sort of performance enhancing stimulant in their system Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel driving at 172mph on way to Vegas: photos https://t.co/ExS2SqdTIJ https://t.co/Gf3Ptkpg8i Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel driving at 172mph on way to Vegas: photos https://t.co/ExS2SqdTIJ https://t.co/Gf3Ptkpg8i"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1675577926560157696)  2023-07-02T18:51Z 22.7K followers, 1.4M engagements


"sober: every interaction Ive ever had with another human has been the single most mortifying moment of my entire existence one sip of beer suddenly standing on a table: any of da shordys in this Wing Stop think they could learn to love a whiteboy with soulful blue eyes 😳"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1679679537842626561)  2023-07-14T02:29Z 22.7K followers, 468.8K engagements


"I was hoping it would be more in the range of $60 GTA [--] will reportedly cost $2 billion and has been in development since [----] making it the most expensive entertainment product of all time as Rockstar is determined to set new standards in the industry. https://t.co/urUxrpnOse GTA [--] will reportedly cost $2 billion and has been in development since [----] making it the most expensive entertainment product of all time as Rockstar is determined to set new standards in the industry. https://t.co/urUxrpnOse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1681499000867020800)  2023-07-19T02:59Z 22.7K followers, 2.1M engagements


"went to Brandy Melville with my gf and there were [--] teenage girls in line + another [--] running around the store trying things on and when I asked the Mexican dude working security why it was so busy he said No s theres not even a sale or nothin with this exact expression"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1721213636809781612)  2023-11-05T17:11Z 22.7K followers, 664.1K engagements


"In a sport like pool I dont see how this could be interpreted in any way other than I am too scared of losing to attempt winning Female pool player Lynne Pinches forfeits final against trans opponent https://t.co/SHsoRsxDcm https://t.co/VfHzwJNnkp Female pool player Lynne Pinches forfeits final against trans opponent https://t.co/SHsoRsxDcm https://t.co/VfHzwJNnkp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1724555990228762629)  2023-11-14T22:32Z 22.7K followers, 2.1M engagements


"fucking around at the aquarium should be the only crime for which the death penalty is an option"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1725704409009832389)  2023-11-18T02:36Z 22.7K followers, 101.9K engagements


"pretty much my exact schedule too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1725990436010107304)  2023-11-18T21:32Z 22.7K followers, 780K engagements


"yeah man this picture definitely makes it look like your days of struggling with mental illness are behind you Death was my only wish for [--] years. Depression had me in an unbreakable choke hold. Giving thanks today that I now feel an insatiable thirst for life. Sending you all🫢🏻 https://t.co/Yv8bO5e2gD Death was my only wish for [--] years. Depression had me in an unbreakable choke hold. Giving thanks today that I now feel an insatiable thirst for life. Sending you all🫢🏻 https://t.co/Yv8bO5e2gD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1727773131111338074)  2023-11-23T19:36Z 22.7K followers, 4.8M engagements


"My girlfriends stomach just growled the loudest Ive ever heard it and I looked over and she was looking at pictures of food at Japanese McDonalds on her phone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1740200348663640407)  2023-12-28T02:37Z 22.7K followers, 450.2K engagements


"just squeezed this fresh from the tree"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1748853316946416000)  2024-01-20T23:41Z 22.7K followers, 2M engagements


"frantic text from my gf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1750175131601887443)  2024-01-24T15:14Z 22.7K followers, 524.1K engagements


"Walked by this picture at the hospital today and Ive just been staring at it in awe for minutes now. The uneven italicization. The fact that the tag line initially makes you think of 9/11. The unintentional anti-cop messaging. Its perfect"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1750571558601728491)  2024-01-25T17:29Z 22.7K followers, 1.7M engagements


"emphatically nodding while writing in notepad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1755667357857706364)  2024-02-08T18:58Z 22.7K followers, 2.3M engagements


"Did DMT back in [--] fried me pretty good. Been able to intercept the satellite transmission of every NFL game with my mind ever since. Beams the images straight into my head HD quality too. Only problem is that all the commercial breaks are just a still image of me and my wife and children all naked and crucified on a hill overlooking a lake of burning oil. shrugs shoulders But what are you gonna do. Its football"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1757065573991886903)  2024-02-12T15:34Z 22.7K followers, 1.9M engagements


"Its so funny that ancient cultures used to just say their Gods lived on top of the tallest mountain in their area. A hater would go If Zeus is real then where does he live and youd be like hmm. sees big mountain in the distance Up there and good luck checking dickhead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1768640535840039025)  2024-03-15T14:08Z 22.7K followers, 501.2K engagements


"every millennial thinks they are the first person in history to ever think about the world around them Just met a group of [--] year olds and it was honestly kind of insane it's like the minds and maturity of [--] year olds with the faces and disposition of [--] year olds. I blame covid and the rise of the dissociative pout thing Just met a group of [--] year olds and it was honestly kind of insane it's like the minds and maturity of [--] year olds with the faces and disposition of [--] year olds. I blame covid and the rise of the dissociative pout thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1769439600928501955)  2024-03-17T19:04Z 22.7K followers, 1M engagements


"During their prime Black Sabbath was operating on a mental level that had never before been seen in history and has never been seen since"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1774998130058256869)  2024-04-02T03:11Z 22.7K followers, 1.9M engagements


"People love talking about Blood Meridian like its a [---] page snuff film when in reality 90% of the book is just extraordinarily hard to picture descriptions of nature dudes riding horses dudes getting hammered and dudes talking around a campfire The cool thing about Blood Meridian is it's totally normie-proof. It has zero mainstream appeal and no Redditor will ever say "um actually you're supposed to side with the Judge". If they ever made a movie it would be like a Bla Tarr movie but a lot more violent. https://t.co/lPoJEAhjuS The cool thing about Blood Meridian is it's totally normie-proof."  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1778940674584527273)  2024-04-13T00:18Z 22.7K followers, 946.3K engagements


"Lotta talk lately about coworkers and normies and whether they are completely bereft of thought or secret hosts to rich inner lives. Ill let you in on a little secret my friend: every human is both infinitely deep and also the dumbest creature to ever walk the Earth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1779990803185914059)  2024-04-15T21:50Z 22.7K followers, 656.1K engagements


"I could listen to my wife talk aimlessly for the rest of eternity until the sun burns itself out until the heavens fall from the sky and not even notice a minute had passed My wifes stories are like Grateful Dead songs. I literally applaud when she gets back to the point. My wifes stories are like Grateful Dead songs. I literally applaud when she gets back to the point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1784962763284238702)  2024-04-29T15:07Z 22.7K followers, 2.6M engagements


"HBO Girls is awesome bc you can tell when Lena Dunham wrote it she was trying to do an Always Sunny/Seinfeld what if every character in the show was a bad person thing but instead she ended up writing characters who are exactly as evil as the average New York City resident"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1790841806147736014)  2024-05-15T20:28Z 22.7K followers, 981K engagements


"Hunter Biden feeling such a genuine sense of calm while smoking crack with prostitutes that his default band for such scenarios became Fleet Foxes is one of the most beautiful things Ive ever heard. Brings to mind the image of a monk meditating in the eye of a hurricane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1800240188775710903)  2024-06-10T18:54Z 22.7K followers, 745.2K engagements


"Laughing at the mental image of Biden getting grazed in the ear and just standing there looking around confused with blood pouring down his head going whhat the hhell jack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1812257684646748240)  2024-07-13T22:47Z 22.7K followers, 256.7K engagements


"I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you are entertained by this child and his extended universe you are of an objectively lower mental status than me something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel The Rizzler makes an appearance at Citi Field for NLCS Game [--] https://t.co/bu3zgYx961 The Rizzler makes an appearance at Citi Field for NLCS Game [--] https://t.co/bu3zgYx961"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1847413850175336740)  2024-10-18T23:05Z 22.7K followers, 11.1M engagements


"Whatever it is it was definitely the right call to get it all over your hands can someone please tell me whats coming out of my computer. thanks https://t.co/Wv6CyG5spk can someone please tell me whats coming out of my computer. thanks https://t.co/Wv6CyG5spk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1856459610271711293)  2024-11-12T22:10Z 22.7K followers, 9.6M engagements


"The shooter being vaguely right wing should be a leftist cause for celebration as it might indicate that opposing a system in which a company decides based mostly on your job whether you live or die from an illness is finally becoming a human issue rather than a partisan issue Lefty twitter finding out this guy is a right wing anti-immigration techbro and not the wholesome chungus socialist-anarchist they imagined: https://t.co/2Yzd0r3SVo Lefty twitter finding out this guy is a right wing anti-immigration techbro and not the wholesome chungus socialist-anarchist they imagined:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1866269087208263953)  2024-12-09T23:49Z 22.7K followers, 1.6M engagements


"Alright I kinda like this guy now. Its so fucking sick to text a woman that you feel like Batman or halo presumably receive no response and then blow yourself up in public [--] days later Las Vegas bomber reached out to ex-girlfriends in the days before the attack according to the Gazette newspaper. "I rented a Tesla Cybertruck. Its the shit. I feel like Batman or halo" he texted one of the women on Sunday. Las Vegas bomber reached out to ex-girlfriends in the days before the attack according to the Gazette newspaper. "I rented a Tesla Cybertruck. Its the shit. I feel like Batman or halo" he"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1875018964369330415)  2025-01-03T03:18Z 22.7K followers, 2M engagements


"I swear Im not trying to be mean and I truly genuinely believe that the concept of a number should not matter in the slightest to any normally adjusted adult but are you out of your fucking mind I dont believe the whole most people only have [--] sexual partners in their life because pretty much everyone I know is sitting somewhere between 60-120 bodies and while its possible that Im only friends with whores I truly dont think thats the case I dont believe the whole most people only have [--] sexual partners in their life because pretty much everyone I know is sitting somewhere between 60-120"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1875408818173288532)  2025-01-04T05:08Z 22.7K followers, 2.4M engagements


"If I had to put every penny in my bank account on the line which is not much but its what I got I would wager the actual number is closer to 6-12 than 60-120. That number feels like when a little kid tries to guess how many marbles are in a jar and is like ummm 1000"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1875410530292396165)  2025-01-04T05:14Z 22.7K followers, 164.9K engagements


"God if only there was something notable about David Hoggs childhood that could have made him into the weirdo he is today cant quite put my finger on it what kind of sad and pathetic childhood must one have had to think like this https://t.co/v4qNjFRKoF what kind of sad and pathetic childhood must one have had to think like this https://t.co/v4qNjFRKoF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1886460851806171499)  2025-02-03T17:04Z 22.7K followers, 1.8M engagements


"Yeah thats what theyre supposed to do. They chose it instead of normal college because theyre fucking idiots All across America college students are out drinking and partying with no worries in the world. These @WestPoint_USMA college students are training to defend America by hiking [----] miles with a [--] lb. backpack in the freezing rain to build stamina grit and perseverance. https://t.co/i6hmcn64KD All across America college students are out drinking and partying with no worries in the world. These @WestPoint_USMA college students are training to defend America by hiking [----] miles with a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1887150186268373183)  2025-02-05T14:44Z 22.7K followers, 4.4M engagements


"Also every few weekends when they get leave they get really drunk like any other college students. Except instead of going home with a girl they go home with each other. And then do hand mouth butt stuff together in their dorms"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1887150873224040546)  2025-02-05T14:46Z 22.7K followers, 146.3K engagements


"Keep thinking about how when Daft Punk worked with Kanye he watched so much pornography in the studio that it made one of the dudes in Daft Punk start hallucinating. Can you even begin to wrap your mind around what kind of pervert you'd have to be to traumatize a French DJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1888658074484785605)  2025-02-09T18:35Z 22.7K followers, 7.6M engagements


"@wongkarmarx [--]. Fair enough [--]. Way less funny than what I said [--]. Point still stands you gotta be a disgusting little freak to offended the sensibilities of a guy in a French EDM duo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1888671064211021934)  2025-02-09T19:27Z 22.7K followers, 428.2K engagements


"@jakebrodes @fleshsimulator I like to think this is the same approach he took to getting Rick Ross Devil In A New Dress verse. And Rick Ross thought about it for a minute and decided What Id like to say to people is that Im a really cool guy who owns lots of cool stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1888672122878201888)  2025-02-09T19:31Z 22.7K followers, 516.8K engagements


"They need to make reading more engaging. Maybe it needs to be on a tiny screen. And instead of reading books you read the deranged ramblings of total strangers. And instead of making you smarter it gives you a new type of schizophrenia thats never been seen before in history"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1934032992285909100)  2025-06-14T23:39Z 22.7K followers, 141.7K engagements


"It never ceases to amaze me that there arent thousands of major multi-fatality car crashes every day that people who believe stuff like this are able to drive to work get food from the store etc without accidentally blowing themselves and everyone around them up just so yall know they are on tik tok using chatgpt for mediumship and getting accurate resultslike things they havent even shared with anyone one girl was sent by her chatgpt to find records hidden in her house.and they were there just so yall know they are on tik tok using chatgpt for mediumship and getting accurate resultslike"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1934310151055671502)  2025-06-15T18:00Z 22.7K followers, 1.3M engagements


"Alice in Chains rocks so hard and my gf just can't fucking stand them. They're like anti-girlfriend music every sound they make is utterly poisonous to the girlfriend mind. I told her Rooster was about a guy during Vietnam and the sigh she let out almost knocked me over"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1944169349717041620)  2025-07-12T22:57Z 22.7K followers, 1.2M engagements


"I like Shane Gillis thought his ESPYs monologue was pretty good but he needs to quit the I know thats not a good joke/I didnt write that one 4th-wall breaks when hes on TV. You gotta take responsibility for the quality of the jokes youre the one up there telling em"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1945898031074742379)  2025-07-17T17:26Z 22.7K followers, 1.2M engagements


"RIP to the smartest guy of all time During their prime Black Sabbath was operating on a mental level that had never before been seen in history and has never been seen since https://t.co/yHzk2HVIwr During their prime Black Sabbath was operating on a mental level that had never before been seen in history and has never been seen since https://t.co/yHzk2HVIwr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1947738827273212299)  2025-07-22T19:21Z 22.7K followers, 208.4K engagements


"You need to be looking into stuff. You should be investigation-maxxing. You have to be getting to the bottom of it-pilled. Your friends should describe you to strangers as detective-coded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1961223278665581018)  2025-08-29T00:24Z 22.7K followers, 280.5K engagements


"Im willing to bet that if you somehow perfectly surveyed the unconscious beliefs of all Americans over 50% of them would internally value the life of a pet dog over that of a service worker Some of these are hilarious Dogs really do love to antagonize delivery people. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 https://t.co/cBWJw5w7wy Some of these are hilarious Dogs really do love to antagonize delivery people. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 https://t.co/cBWJw5w7wy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1962169035614732484)  2025-08-31T15:02Z 22.7K followers, 1.3M engagements


"Its insane how much of a pedophile he is. Like not even just that hes a pedophile that hes this *type* of pedophile. Literally sitting there daydreaming about pedophilia 🚨🚨HERE IT IS: We got Trumps birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein that the President said doesnt exist. Trump talks about a wonderful secret the two of them shared. What is he hiding Release the files https://t.co/k2Mq8Hu3LY 🚨🚨HERE IT IS: We got Trumps birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein that the President said doesnt exist. Trump talks about a wonderful secret the two of them shared. What is he hiding Release the files"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1965260028346335458)  2025-09-09T03:44Z 22.7K followers, 381.6K engagements


"Very much not looking like a guy who recently had a stroke Trump at a 9/11 commemoration https://t.co/ZVzH83F8hy Trump at a 9/11 commemoration https://t.co/ZVzH83F8hy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1966161213378982382)  2025-09-11T15:25Z 22.7K followers, 304K engagements


"Daddys dead because your fat ass is addicted to sugar honey Hes on a work trip with Jesus so he can afford your blueberry budget is a pretty heavy thing to lay on a three year old https://t.co/LyEbFYGjpt Hes on a work trip with Jesus so he can afford your blueberry budget is a pretty heavy thing to lay on a three year old https://t.co/LyEbFYGjpt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1966957002925519169)  2025-09-13T20:07Z 22.7K followers, 3.4M engagements


"Maybe (probably) Im stupid and more details will come out that confirm these messages as legit but my first impression is that Ive never read anything more obviously written by a FBI agent in my life Robinson wrote to his roommate/romantic partner about how the messages on his bullets were "mostly a big meme" and about how he'll hear the "notices bulge" thing on Fox News. https://t.co/mFhvSqk9Fa Robinson wrote to his roommate/romantic partner about how the messages on his bullets were "mostly a big meme" and about how he'll hear the "notices bulge" thing on Fox News. https://t.co/mFhvSqk9Fa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1968066141550714943)  2025-09-16T21:35Z 22.7K followers, 1.5M engagements


"Asked my gf what she thinks flies eat and she paused for a moment really thought about it and then said grime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1971366490478973096)  2025-09-26T00:09Z 22.7K followers, 110K engagements


"Attending lectures in college might actually be the single best use case ever devised for the midwit curve meme skipping class in college might actually be worse than a porn addiction skipping class in college might actually be worse than a porn addiction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1973470939821252911)  2025-10-01T19:31Z 22.7K followers, 883K engagements


"Hmm. Wonder what it could be This doesnt get nearly enough attention: https://t.co/3xJu9vgWQe This doesnt get nearly enough attention: https://t.co/3xJu9vgWQe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1976386034117247152)  2025-10-09T20:35Z 22.7K followers, 197.7K engagements


"If you're reading in public and it's an obscure book it's because you're reading it performatively. If it's a popular book it's because you're a moron. Basically unless you're reading the book I'm also currently reading I think you're a fucking dumbass idiot who should die"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1989332499496087939)  2025-11-14T14:00Z 22.7K followers, 104.8K engagements


"smoking weed in Grand Theft Auto and acting like Im super high in real life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1483655671828541446)  2022-01-19T04:20Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements


"teenager: Yessiree Im queerer than a unicycle with handlebars seein two fellas goin at it gets me hotter than a swamp in August ya heard father: well now son I must confess I used to love foolin around with ma schoolmates down by the crick way back in the day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1526991855782465536)  2022-05-18T18:23Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Yeah buddy keep tailgating me. Thats gonna make me go faster. Grow up dude. Not everybody has the luxury of going 85mph on the freeway. Some of us are hammered drunk right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1591845627574767617)  2022-11-13T17:29Z 22.7K followers, 18.3K engagements


"You GOTTA try shrooms bro You eat them and they taste horrible then nothing happens for an hour. You'll know they're kicking in when you get super sick and start throwing up. But don't worry: when that passes you get to feel like you smoked a TON of weed. It's the best dude"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1601253086365892610)  2022-12-09T16:31Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Everybody is saying this kid is unhealthy looks like shit etc. I actually have a great respect for him. [--] years old already chosen how he will die insane pump standing under gym bathroom lighting sprouting off wildly untrue statements about fitness this is his Peak This nigga is off the real goop man he can barely breathe https://t.co/SnCzpPRCCU This nigga is off the real goop man he can barely breathe https://t.co/SnCzpPRCCU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/on_da_spectrum/status/1688948208452689921)  2023-08-08T16:20Z 22.7K followers, 510.8K engagements


"gf software engineer $200000/year talking with coworkers: Yeah my bf is between jobs right now but hes looking so hard Im so proud of him me drunk as shit at 9:00 am and lost in the woods about to pet a skunk from behind: damn this cat smoke Loud ass hhell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1779293910214508714)  2024-04-13T23:41Z 22.7K followers, 793.6K engagements


"Crazy how its literally impossible to not smoke weed [--] days a week and that this is something everybody does and not just me and that theres absolutely nothing wrong with the fact that I do this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1849592754881405260)  2024-10-24T23:24Z 22.7K followers, 570.8K engagements


"Sitting in a hotel lobby like [--] feet away from a guy in a full sailor uniform and my gf is having to physically restrain me from airdropping him a picture of a sail boat with the caption You like what you see"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1952087363452362761)  2025-08-03T19:21Z 22.7K followers, 662.8K engagements

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@on_da_spectrum Avatar @on_da_spectrum my life is a living hell. every minute is torture

my life is a living hell. every minute is torture posts on X about to the, if you, history, funny the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social Influence

Social category influence celebrities 3.64% musicians 2.73% stocks 2.73% automotive brands 1.82% gaming 1.82% social networks 1.82% technology brands 1.82% formula 1 0.91% travel destinations 0.91% countries 0.91%

Social topic influence to the 6.36%, if you 5.45%, history 5.45%, funny 4.55%, stuff 4.55%, store 2.73%, character 2.73%, image 2.73%, more than 1.82%, bit 1.82%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @temucargocult @ruggedzest @captgouda24 @bumbadum14 @dprssionxprt @gpoub1 @westpointusma @wongkarmarx @jakebrodes @fleshsimulator @seatsniffa @tendie_eater @senatorpjt @sidereal111 @vitobrevis @gloatingteddy @mwatsonfsu @settledsilence @specialedge_ @reded301

Top assets mentioned DoorDash Inc. (DASH) Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"I cant believe how many adult men use 3mg Zyns. I don't wanna be that guy but grow up man. Thats like the dose you would give a baby to make it stop crying or like to your cousin on his 12th birthday"
X Link 2026-02-10T00:52Z 22.7K followers, 462K engagements

"Not kidding around not doing a bit not being ironic I really seriously mean this shit: If you buy coffee from a store more than once a week youre basically an adult-sized baby with access to a debit card and you should probably be placed under conservatorship can we pass a law that says no one has to make coffee at home and everyone is allowed to just 'get coffee' and the government pays for it and baristas make more than doctors can we pass a law that says no one has to make coffee at home and everyone is allowed to just 'get coffee' and the government pays for it and baristas make more than"
X Link 2025-09-03T23:20Z 22.7K followers, 1.5M engagements

"after listening to [--] jazz album: Kind of Blue is the best jazz album of all time after [---] jazz albums: Kind of Blue is so overrated nothing happens Bill Evans is an atmosphere merchant Cannonball Adderley is fat [----] jazz albums: buh-duhduhduhduhduhduhdadaa BAAA DUMMM"
X Link 2026-01-30T22:54Z 22.7K followers, 152.4K engagements

"The Lord of the Rings is a roadtrip movie"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:27Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements

"I think it's great that the kids invented "framemogging." I remember a time when what's now meant by framemogging was the only thing "mogging" meant so to change the definition and retroactively be forced to invent a word that means exactly what the original meant is hilarious"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:57Z 22.7K followers, 64.5K engagements

"@temucargocult That's a funny comparison. I see it as a microcosm of internet discourse itself like gen alpha/youngest gen z's introduction to "welcome to the internet you're going to be finding new ways to discuss the same stupid concepts again and again for the rest of your life""
X Link 2026-02-13T21:13Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements

"this is how I imagine 80% of you are built"
X Link 2023-12-25T18:26Z 22.7K followers, 24.3M engagements

"England is such a weird place man. No guns so the criminals carry swords no drugs so everybody's fucked off ale and magic sleeping powders widespread social panic that witches and wizards are turning little boys into girls they're fr still living in the Middle Ages over there"
X Link 2026-01-01T20:25Z 22.7K followers, 3M engagements

"Overall I'm a big-tent guy when it comes to music genre labels. Its fun and being a genre essentialist makes you look like a huge dork. In a Silent Way is ambient. She Loves You was the first pop punk song. Aerosmith is indie sleaze. Whatever man who cares"
X Link 2026-01-28T23:25Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Genuinely how does the online right come back from this Epstein/Maxwell 4chan/reddit stuff They may have been planted in my head by intelligence asset rapist pedophile murderers but theyre still good ideas Waiting and hoping a similar revelation is made about the left"
X Link 2026-02-01T15:58Z 22.7K followers, 44.2K engagements

"@captgouda24 God why wont anyone stick up for the billionaires and celebrities who were only platonically befriending the worlds most infamous child sex trafficker"
X Link 2026-02-07T20:41Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements

"@RuggedZest @bumbadum14 Hes from Nebraska his dad teaches there and he had been internally identified by the university for his aptitude. Not every smart kid feels the need to attend a certain university just to prove to others how smart they are he might just have other priorities"
X Link 2026-02-07T21:29Z 22.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Think its time to start doing unironic ageism. Sorry bro you hit [--] and were permanently parking your ass in front of the TV with a big bag of mints and thats that. Better learn how to use DoorDash because youre not driving anymore either. Call us if you need anything"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:46Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements

"the replies to this are hilarious I didnt know suicide had shooters like that How do y'all view suicide I view it as a coward move. How do y'all view suicide I view it as a coward move"
X Link 2023-11-27T02:03Z 22.7K followers, 927.7K engagements

"@dprssionxprt Maybe I'm mistaken but that seems to me to be more in line with the more modern definition. I originally saw it used in physique-only contexts and then it grew to mean any means of outclassing another person"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:15Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements

"recently divorced [--] y/o talking to group of uninterested [--] y/o girls at the bar: Even though Im a Man (ugh) I always felt I was deer-coded maybe even fawn-codedblood vessel in brain that has been narrowing for [--] years finally occludes Uht oh right arm is getting eepy"
X Link 2024-02-05T21:17Z 22.7K followers, 432.9K engagements

"two episodes into True Detective Season [--] Ohhh I get it the point of the show is that Im supposed to model all my real life behaviors and personality after Matthew McConaugheys character"
X Link 2024-02-08T15:07Z 22.7K followers, 1.4M engagements

"dumbest guy to ever live: Ontologically"
X Link 2024-10-21T19:53Z 22.7K followers, 241.3K engagements

"Just remembered I get to smoke weed tonight something Ive done pretty much every night for the past five years and got so excited my balls started tingling"
X Link 2025-02-19T00:42Z 22.7K followers, 721.7K engagements

"Those gaps are for either studying or eating lunch really slowly while staring nonstop at your phone. If you choose to waste that valuable time then thats on you https://t.co/H2hNieXB5T https://t.co/H2hNieXB5T"
X Link 2025-11-01T15:46Z 22.7K followers, 2.8M engagements

"yeah but he didnt XXXTentacion wouldve turned [--] today πŸ•Š #LLJ πŸ–€ https://t.co/nrd0xEtJwd XXXTentacion wouldve turned [--] today πŸ•Š #LLJ πŸ–€ https://t.co/nrd0xEtJwd"
X Link 2021-01-23T18:12Z 22.7K followers, 14.9K engagements

"you could never make Blazing Saddles nowadays. you'd get sued for plagiarism probably somebody would have to notice eventually"
X Link 2021-03-01T04:34Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Humanity developed nuclear weapons like [--] years after figuring out what electricity is"
X Link 2021-05-16T22:15Z 22.7K followers, 59.4K engagements

"Imagine youre at Coachella tripping balls and you look over and Leland Palmer is there just hanging out Victoria Legrand (BEACH HOUSE) y Ray Wise (Leland Palmer en Twin Peaks) en el Coachella Festival [----] https://t.co/ayDfEPm8uD Victoria Legrand (BEACH HOUSE) y Ray Wise (Leland Palmer en Twin Peaks) en el Coachella Festival [----] https://t.co/ayDfEPm8uD"
X Link 2021-05-19T16:49Z 22.7K followers, 12.7K engagements

"shes literally just hanging out"
X Link 2021-05-26T20:06Z 22.7K followers, 160.8K engagements

"if I was even kinda famous and I went online and saw a post like this about me I would drown myself in my backyard pool"
X Link 2021-06-09T00:11Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Its so fucking funny to me that a few years ago the perfect storm of socio-cultural factors came together perfectly at the right time in the right cultural climate in the right era of history even to end the career of basically only Aziz Ansari"
X Link 2021-08-13T15:52Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements

"high as shit to the 7/11 cashier: please sir I beg of you. fetch me two of those delightful little taquitos turning to look at my gf who is facing the wrong way and mayhaps a lone buffalo wing for the lady realizing I am actively pissing my pants posthaste gentle man"
X Link 2021-09-20T03:18Z 22.7K followers, 47.3K engagements

"I cannot fathom what kind of sickness would make a person want to play music during sex. if you feel the need to put on music during sex you are bad at having sex. simple as that. if you were good at sex you would have no reason to listen to music during it"
X Link 2021-10-20T02:31Z 22.7K followers, 13K engagements

"Hogwarts would have been no match for the full might of the US military if it ever came to that"
X Link 2021-12-13T02:51Z 22.7K followers, 14.4K engagements

"its so funny when people think vaping isnt bad for you. like have you ever done it you can feel yourself dying in real time. its fucking awesome"
X Link 2021-12-14T02:59Z 22.7K followers, 17.4K engagements

"Im on my Charlie Brown shit I got your girl saying Good Grief"
X Link 2021-12-26T18:25Z 22.7K followers, 11K engagements

"there has never been more mental illness concentrated on one couch in all of history Ye with Julia Fox Madonna and Floyd Mayweather last night 🀫 https://t.co/gy5EiTOY9K Ye with Julia Fox Madonna and Floyd Mayweather last night 🀫 https://t.co/gy5EiTOY9K"
X Link 2022-01-13T19:00Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements

"guy who was clearly not doing well before daylight savings: yeah man this time change has got me fucked up idk"
X Link 2022-03-14T19:18Z 22.7K followers, 114.5K engagements

"Southern teenager coming out to his father as gay: pa Im gon tell you hhwhat Im gayer n two toads sharin a lily pad I reckon Im fruitier than a Georgia peach in Juuuly I tell ya"
X Link 2022-05-18T18:16Z 22.7K followers, 75.8K engagements

"Nathan Fielder manipulates people on his show lmfao I know dude thats why its so fucking funny"
X Link 2022-07-27T17:28Z 22.7K followers, 47.4K engagements

"George: Jerry I called her pussy meaty during sex Jerry: meaty G: I dont know It just slipped out. What was I thinking Elaine: idk Id be kinda flattered if a guy called my pussy meaty :) Kramer: looking visibly distressed wait a minute. Elaine has a pussy"
X Link 2022-08-10T14:55Z 22.7K followers, 11.5K engagements

"the government should trust us with beverages that have caffeine and alcohol again. I think we would be responsible with them this time"
X Link 2022-08-17T04:30Z 22.7K followers, 17.1K engagements

"I've been staring at this for [--] minutes now trying to write a joke for it but nothing could possibly be funnier than imagining how much this picture means to some [--] year old British kid out there. He probably audibly gasped out loud like an anime character when he saw this Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo have just come together to take the best picture of [----]. https://t.co/w5RoCsFYhI Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo have just come together to take the best picture of [----]. https://t.co/w5RoCsFYhI"
X Link 2022-11-19T19:57Z 22.7K followers, 116K engagements

"all that just for me to slam a $6000 Honda Civic into it hammered drunk at 2:00pm on a Tuesday The Futuristic Mercedes AVTR driving in public https://t.co/RybxnH4YnH The Futuristic Mercedes AVTR driving in public https://t.co/RybxnH4YnH"
X Link 2022-12-12T21:48Z 22.7K followers, 36.4K engagements

"softly saying lets gooooo after each present I open"
X Link 2022-12-25T16:24Z 22.7K followers, 2.6M engagements

"Harry Styles thinks of himself as being next in the lineage of great British pop stars a David Bowie/Mick Jagger/Elton John type figure but he just doesnt have it. He doesnt have the singles and he certainly doesnt have the albums. And also he doesnt have sex with men"
X Link 2023-02-06T20:59Z 22.7K followers, 3.8M engagements

"if youre hoping to join those ranks you gotta be all-in on fucking and sucking. Jagger/Bowie did it for a few years so can you. Thats what it takes to make it in Britain. And your biggest song needs to be more than just a sad Blinding Lights rip-off. But also the gay sex stuff"
X Link 2023-02-06T21:02Z 22.7K followers, 291.6K engagements

"for some people smoking weed every day is is completely fine and maybe even psychologically healthy and for other people it is one of the worst things you can do for yourself and 90% of the people who think they are in Group [--] are actually in Group [--] what substance abuse opinions have u like this https://t.co/4nS7cwChwq what substance abuse opinions have u like this https://t.co/4nS7cwChwq"
X Link 2023-04-02T23:11Z 22.7K followers, 6.2M engagements

"@gpoub1 Smoking because you NEED to smoke either to feel normal or to sleep or to deal with certain stressors are a pretty good indication you are developing a bit of a problem"
X Link 2023-04-02T23:25Z 22.7K followers, 226.4K engagements

"if youre doing math and making graphs about getting pussy its been over for you since the start Niggas be like "its over" Bro your "sexual market value" peak is at [--] while women is at [--] so pull your pants and man up πŸ’€ https://t.co/q1Z2nh2r3J Niggas be like "its over" Bro your "sexual market value" peak is at [--] while women is at [--] so pull your pants and man up πŸ’€ https://t.co/q1Z2nh2r3J"
X Link 2023-04-25T19:37Z 22.7K followers, 1.3M engagements

"me taking huge rips of shoe polish remover in public: snrfff coughcoughcough uohhh twink walking by: omg yes hunny we love poppers happy Pride bitchh me taking another lethal dose of inhalants and looking around confusedly: whhat th hell did that little girl just say to me"
X Link 2023-06-02T15:11Z 22.7K followers, 894K engagements

"guy who has told himself hes going to read Blood Meridian every year for the last decade and has never even started it: damn. and right as I was about to get around to finally reading Blood Meridian BREAKING NEWS: Cormac McCarthy a preeminent voice in American literature over the better part of the past half-century died today at his home in Santa Fe N.M. his publisher Knopf confirmed. He was [--]. Full obit to follow. BREAKING NEWS: Cormac McCarthy a preeminent voice in American literature over the better part of the past half-century died today at his home in Santa Fe N.M. his publisher Knopf"
X Link 2023-06-13T20:37Z 22.7K followers, 722.7K engagements

"1. Find a guy in the age bracket ahead of you who is cooler than you [--]. Base your entire personality on him until you are his age [--]. Realize that guy was a fucking loser and so are you [--]. Find a new older guy and act like him. This time it will be different [--]. Repeat until death"
X Link 2023-06-15T03:23Z 22.7K followers, 794.3K engagements

"to be fair I wouldnt want somebody driving 172mph unless they had some sort of performance enhancing stimulant in their system Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel driving at 172mph on way to Vegas: photos https://t.co/ExS2SqdTIJ https://t.co/Gf3Ptkpg8i Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel driving at 172mph on way to Vegas: photos https://t.co/ExS2SqdTIJ https://t.co/Gf3Ptkpg8i"
X Link 2023-07-02T18:51Z 22.7K followers, 1.4M engagements

"sober: every interaction Ive ever had with another human has been the single most mortifying moment of my entire existence one sip of beer suddenly standing on a table: any of da shordys in this Wing Stop think they could learn to love a whiteboy with soulful blue eyes 😳"
X Link 2023-07-14T02:29Z 22.7K followers, 468.8K engagements

"I was hoping it would be more in the range of $60 GTA [--] will reportedly cost $2 billion and has been in development since [----] making it the most expensive entertainment product of all time as Rockstar is determined to set new standards in the industry. https://t.co/urUxrpnOse GTA [--] will reportedly cost $2 billion and has been in development since [----] making it the most expensive entertainment product of all time as Rockstar is determined to set new standards in the industry. https://t.co/urUxrpnOse"
X Link 2023-07-19T02:59Z 22.7K followers, 2.1M engagements

"went to Brandy Melville with my gf and there were [--] teenage girls in line + another [--] running around the store trying things on and when I asked the Mexican dude working security why it was so busy he said No s theres not even a sale or nothin with this exact expression"
X Link 2023-11-05T17:11Z 22.7K followers, 664.1K engagements

"In a sport like pool I dont see how this could be interpreted in any way other than I am too scared of losing to attempt winning Female pool player Lynne Pinches forfeits final against trans opponent https://t.co/SHsoRsxDcm https://t.co/VfHzwJNnkp Female pool player Lynne Pinches forfeits final against trans opponent https://t.co/SHsoRsxDcm https://t.co/VfHzwJNnkp"
X Link 2023-11-14T22:32Z 22.7K followers, 2.1M engagements

"fucking around at the aquarium should be the only crime for which the death penalty is an option"
X Link 2023-11-18T02:36Z 22.7K followers, 101.9K engagements

"pretty much my exact schedule too"
X Link 2023-11-18T21:32Z 22.7K followers, 780K engagements

"yeah man this picture definitely makes it look like your days of struggling with mental illness are behind you Death was my only wish for [--] years. Depression had me in an unbreakable choke hold. Giving thanks today that I now feel an insatiable thirst for life. Sending you all🫢🏻 https://t.co/Yv8bO5e2gD Death was my only wish for [--] years. Depression had me in an unbreakable choke hold. Giving thanks today that I now feel an insatiable thirst for life. Sending you all🫢🏻 https://t.co/Yv8bO5e2gD"
X Link 2023-11-23T19:36Z 22.7K followers, 4.8M engagements

"My girlfriends stomach just growled the loudest Ive ever heard it and I looked over and she was looking at pictures of food at Japanese McDonalds on her phone"
X Link 2023-12-28T02:37Z 22.7K followers, 450.2K engagements

"just squeezed this fresh from the tree"
X Link 2024-01-20T23:41Z 22.7K followers, 2M engagements

"frantic text from my gf"
X Link 2024-01-24T15:14Z 22.7K followers, 524.1K engagements

"Walked by this picture at the hospital today and Ive just been staring at it in awe for minutes now. The uneven italicization. The fact that the tag line initially makes you think of 9/11. The unintentional anti-cop messaging. Its perfect"
X Link 2024-01-25T17:29Z 22.7K followers, 1.7M engagements

"emphatically nodding while writing in notepad"
X Link 2024-02-08T18:58Z 22.7K followers, 2.3M engagements

"Did DMT back in [--] fried me pretty good. Been able to intercept the satellite transmission of every NFL game with my mind ever since. Beams the images straight into my head HD quality too. Only problem is that all the commercial breaks are just a still image of me and my wife and children all naked and crucified on a hill overlooking a lake of burning oil. shrugs shoulders But what are you gonna do. Its football"
X Link 2024-02-12T15:34Z 22.7K followers, 1.9M engagements

"Its so funny that ancient cultures used to just say their Gods lived on top of the tallest mountain in their area. A hater would go If Zeus is real then where does he live and youd be like hmm. sees big mountain in the distance Up there and good luck checking dickhead"
X Link 2024-03-15T14:08Z 22.7K followers, 501.2K engagements

"every millennial thinks they are the first person in history to ever think about the world around them Just met a group of [--] year olds and it was honestly kind of insane it's like the minds and maturity of [--] year olds with the faces and disposition of [--] year olds. I blame covid and the rise of the dissociative pout thing Just met a group of [--] year olds and it was honestly kind of insane it's like the minds and maturity of [--] year olds with the faces and disposition of [--] year olds. I blame covid and the rise of the dissociative pout thing"
X Link 2024-03-17T19:04Z 22.7K followers, 1M engagements

"During their prime Black Sabbath was operating on a mental level that had never before been seen in history and has never been seen since"
X Link 2024-04-02T03:11Z 22.7K followers, 1.9M engagements

"People love talking about Blood Meridian like its a [---] page snuff film when in reality 90% of the book is just extraordinarily hard to picture descriptions of nature dudes riding horses dudes getting hammered and dudes talking around a campfire The cool thing about Blood Meridian is it's totally normie-proof. It has zero mainstream appeal and no Redditor will ever say "um actually you're supposed to side with the Judge". If they ever made a movie it would be like a Bla Tarr movie but a lot more violent. https://t.co/lPoJEAhjuS The cool thing about Blood Meridian is it's totally normie-proof."
X Link 2024-04-13T00:18Z 22.7K followers, 946.3K engagements

"Lotta talk lately about coworkers and normies and whether they are completely bereft of thought or secret hosts to rich inner lives. Ill let you in on a little secret my friend: every human is both infinitely deep and also the dumbest creature to ever walk the Earth"
X Link 2024-04-15T21:50Z 22.7K followers, 656.1K engagements

"I could listen to my wife talk aimlessly for the rest of eternity until the sun burns itself out until the heavens fall from the sky and not even notice a minute had passed My wifes stories are like Grateful Dead songs. I literally applaud when she gets back to the point. My wifes stories are like Grateful Dead songs. I literally applaud when she gets back to the point"
X Link 2024-04-29T15:07Z 22.7K followers, 2.6M engagements

"HBO Girls is awesome bc you can tell when Lena Dunham wrote it she was trying to do an Always Sunny/Seinfeld what if every character in the show was a bad person thing but instead she ended up writing characters who are exactly as evil as the average New York City resident"
X Link 2024-05-15T20:28Z 22.7K followers, 981K engagements

"Hunter Biden feeling such a genuine sense of calm while smoking crack with prostitutes that his default band for such scenarios became Fleet Foxes is one of the most beautiful things Ive ever heard. Brings to mind the image of a monk meditating in the eye of a hurricane"
X Link 2024-06-10T18:54Z 22.7K followers, 745.2K engagements

"Laughing at the mental image of Biden getting grazed in the ear and just standing there looking around confused with blood pouring down his head going whhat the hhell jack"
X Link 2024-07-13T22:47Z 22.7K followers, 256.7K engagements

"I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you are entertained by this child and his extended universe you are of an objectively lower mental status than me something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel The Rizzler makes an appearance at Citi Field for NLCS Game [--] https://t.co/bu3zgYx961 The Rizzler makes an appearance at Citi Field for NLCS Game [--] https://t.co/bu3zgYx961"
X Link 2024-10-18T23:05Z 22.7K followers, 11.1M engagements

"Whatever it is it was definitely the right call to get it all over your hands can someone please tell me whats coming out of my computer. thanks https://t.co/Wv6CyG5spk can someone please tell me whats coming out of my computer. thanks https://t.co/Wv6CyG5spk"
X Link 2024-11-12T22:10Z 22.7K followers, 9.6M engagements

"The shooter being vaguely right wing should be a leftist cause for celebration as it might indicate that opposing a system in which a company decides based mostly on your job whether you live or die from an illness is finally becoming a human issue rather than a partisan issue Lefty twitter finding out this guy is a right wing anti-immigration techbro and not the wholesome chungus socialist-anarchist they imagined: https://t.co/2Yzd0r3SVo Lefty twitter finding out this guy is a right wing anti-immigration techbro and not the wholesome chungus socialist-anarchist they imagined:"
X Link 2024-12-09T23:49Z 22.7K followers, 1.6M engagements

"Alright I kinda like this guy now. Its so fucking sick to text a woman that you feel like Batman or halo presumably receive no response and then blow yourself up in public [--] days later Las Vegas bomber reached out to ex-girlfriends in the days before the attack according to the Gazette newspaper. "I rented a Tesla Cybertruck. Its the shit. I feel like Batman or halo" he texted one of the women on Sunday. Las Vegas bomber reached out to ex-girlfriends in the days before the attack according to the Gazette newspaper. "I rented a Tesla Cybertruck. Its the shit. I feel like Batman or halo" he"
X Link 2025-01-03T03:18Z 22.7K followers, 2M engagements

"I swear Im not trying to be mean and I truly genuinely believe that the concept of a number should not matter in the slightest to any normally adjusted adult but are you out of your fucking mind I dont believe the whole most people only have [--] sexual partners in their life because pretty much everyone I know is sitting somewhere between 60-120 bodies and while its possible that Im only friends with whores I truly dont think thats the case I dont believe the whole most people only have [--] sexual partners in their life because pretty much everyone I know is sitting somewhere between 60-120"
X Link 2025-01-04T05:08Z 22.7K followers, 2.4M engagements

"If I had to put every penny in my bank account on the line which is not much but its what I got I would wager the actual number is closer to 6-12 than 60-120. That number feels like when a little kid tries to guess how many marbles are in a jar and is like ummm 1000"
X Link 2025-01-04T05:14Z 22.7K followers, 164.9K engagements

"God if only there was something notable about David Hoggs childhood that could have made him into the weirdo he is today cant quite put my finger on it what kind of sad and pathetic childhood must one have had to think like this https://t.co/v4qNjFRKoF what kind of sad and pathetic childhood must one have had to think like this https://t.co/v4qNjFRKoF"
X Link 2025-02-03T17:04Z 22.7K followers, 1.8M engagements

"Yeah thats what theyre supposed to do. They chose it instead of normal college because theyre fucking idiots All across America college students are out drinking and partying with no worries in the world. These @WestPoint_USMA college students are training to defend America by hiking [----] miles with a [--] lb. backpack in the freezing rain to build stamina grit and perseverance. https://t.co/i6hmcn64KD All across America college students are out drinking and partying with no worries in the world. These @WestPoint_USMA college students are training to defend America by hiking [----] miles with a"
X Link 2025-02-05T14:44Z 22.7K followers, 4.4M engagements

"Also every few weekends when they get leave they get really drunk like any other college students. Except instead of going home with a girl they go home with each other. And then do hand mouth butt stuff together in their dorms"
X Link 2025-02-05T14:46Z 22.7K followers, 146.3K engagements

"Keep thinking about how when Daft Punk worked with Kanye he watched so much pornography in the studio that it made one of the dudes in Daft Punk start hallucinating. Can you even begin to wrap your mind around what kind of pervert you'd have to be to traumatize a French DJ"
X Link 2025-02-09T18:35Z 22.7K followers, 7.6M engagements

"@wongkarmarx [--]. Fair enough [--]. Way less funny than what I said [--]. Point still stands you gotta be a disgusting little freak to offended the sensibilities of a guy in a French EDM duo"
X Link 2025-02-09T19:27Z 22.7K followers, 428.2K engagements

"@jakebrodes @fleshsimulator I like to think this is the same approach he took to getting Rick Ross Devil In A New Dress verse. And Rick Ross thought about it for a minute and decided What Id like to say to people is that Im a really cool guy who owns lots of cool stuff"
X Link 2025-02-09T19:31Z 22.7K followers, 516.8K engagements

"They need to make reading more engaging. Maybe it needs to be on a tiny screen. And instead of reading books you read the deranged ramblings of total strangers. And instead of making you smarter it gives you a new type of schizophrenia thats never been seen before in history"
X Link 2025-06-14T23:39Z 22.7K followers, 141.7K engagements

"It never ceases to amaze me that there arent thousands of major multi-fatality car crashes every day that people who believe stuff like this are able to drive to work get food from the store etc without accidentally blowing themselves and everyone around them up just so yall know they are on tik tok using chatgpt for mediumship and getting accurate resultslike things they havent even shared with anyone one girl was sent by her chatgpt to find records hidden in her house.and they were there just so yall know they are on tik tok using chatgpt for mediumship and getting accurate resultslike"
X Link 2025-06-15T18:00Z 22.7K followers, 1.3M engagements

"Alice in Chains rocks so hard and my gf just can't fucking stand them. They're like anti-girlfriend music every sound they make is utterly poisonous to the girlfriend mind. I told her Rooster was about a guy during Vietnam and the sigh she let out almost knocked me over"
X Link 2025-07-12T22:57Z 22.7K followers, 1.2M engagements

"I like Shane Gillis thought his ESPYs monologue was pretty good but he needs to quit the I know thats not a good joke/I didnt write that one 4th-wall breaks when hes on TV. You gotta take responsibility for the quality of the jokes youre the one up there telling em"
X Link 2025-07-17T17:26Z 22.7K followers, 1.2M engagements

"RIP to the smartest guy of all time During their prime Black Sabbath was operating on a mental level that had never before been seen in history and has never been seen since https://t.co/yHzk2HVIwr During their prime Black Sabbath was operating on a mental level that had never before been seen in history and has never been seen since https://t.co/yHzk2HVIwr"
X Link 2025-07-22T19:21Z 22.7K followers, 208.4K engagements

"You need to be looking into stuff. You should be investigation-maxxing. You have to be getting to the bottom of it-pilled. Your friends should describe you to strangers as detective-coded"
X Link 2025-08-29T00:24Z 22.7K followers, 280.5K engagements

"Im willing to bet that if you somehow perfectly surveyed the unconscious beliefs of all Americans over 50% of them would internally value the life of a pet dog over that of a service worker Some of these are hilarious Dogs really do love to antagonize delivery people. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 https://t.co/cBWJw5w7wy Some of these are hilarious Dogs really do love to antagonize delivery people. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 https://t.co/cBWJw5w7wy"
X Link 2025-08-31T15:02Z 22.7K followers, 1.3M engagements

"Its insane how much of a pedophile he is. Like not even just that hes a pedophile that hes this type of pedophile. Literally sitting there daydreaming about pedophilia 🚨🚨HERE IT IS: We got Trumps birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein that the President said doesnt exist. Trump talks about a wonderful secret the two of them shared. What is he hiding Release the files https://t.co/k2Mq8Hu3LY 🚨🚨HERE IT IS: We got Trumps birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein that the President said doesnt exist. Trump talks about a wonderful secret the two of them shared. What is he hiding Release the files"
X Link 2025-09-09T03:44Z 22.7K followers, 381.6K engagements

"Very much not looking like a guy who recently had a stroke Trump at a 9/11 commemoration https://t.co/ZVzH83F8hy Trump at a 9/11 commemoration https://t.co/ZVzH83F8hy"
X Link 2025-09-11T15:25Z 22.7K followers, 304K engagements

"Daddys dead because your fat ass is addicted to sugar honey Hes on a work trip with Jesus so he can afford your blueberry budget is a pretty heavy thing to lay on a three year old https://t.co/LyEbFYGjpt Hes on a work trip with Jesus so he can afford your blueberry budget is a pretty heavy thing to lay on a three year old https://t.co/LyEbFYGjpt"
X Link 2025-09-13T20:07Z 22.7K followers, 3.4M engagements

"Maybe (probably) Im stupid and more details will come out that confirm these messages as legit but my first impression is that Ive never read anything more obviously written by a FBI agent in my life Robinson wrote to his roommate/romantic partner about how the messages on his bullets were "mostly a big meme" and about how he'll hear the "notices bulge" thing on Fox News. https://t.co/mFhvSqk9Fa Robinson wrote to his roommate/romantic partner about how the messages on his bullets were "mostly a big meme" and about how he'll hear the "notices bulge" thing on Fox News. https://t.co/mFhvSqk9Fa"
X Link 2025-09-16T21:35Z 22.7K followers, 1.5M engagements

"Asked my gf what she thinks flies eat and she paused for a moment really thought about it and then said grime"
X Link 2025-09-26T00:09Z 22.7K followers, 110K engagements

"Attending lectures in college might actually be the single best use case ever devised for the midwit curve meme skipping class in college might actually be worse than a porn addiction skipping class in college might actually be worse than a porn addiction"
X Link 2025-10-01T19:31Z 22.7K followers, 883K engagements

"Hmm. Wonder what it could be This doesnt get nearly enough attention: https://t.co/3xJu9vgWQe This doesnt get nearly enough attention: https://t.co/3xJu9vgWQe"
X Link 2025-10-09T20:35Z 22.7K followers, 197.7K engagements

"If you're reading in public and it's an obscure book it's because you're reading it performatively. If it's a popular book it's because you're a moron. Basically unless you're reading the book I'm also currently reading I think you're a fucking dumbass idiot who should die"
X Link 2025-11-14T14:00Z 22.7K followers, 104.8K engagements

"smoking weed in Grand Theft Auto and acting like Im super high in real life"
X Link 2022-01-19T04:20Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements

"teenager: Yessiree Im queerer than a unicycle with handlebars seein two fellas goin at it gets me hotter than a swamp in August ya heard father: well now son I must confess I used to love foolin around with ma schoolmates down by the crick way back in the day"
X Link 2022-05-18T18:23Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Yeah buddy keep tailgating me. Thats gonna make me go faster. Grow up dude. Not everybody has the luxury of going 85mph on the freeway. Some of us are hammered drunk right now"
X Link 2022-11-13T17:29Z 22.7K followers, 18.3K engagements

"You GOTTA try shrooms bro You eat them and they taste horrible then nothing happens for an hour. You'll know they're kicking in when you get super sick and start throwing up. But don't worry: when that passes you get to feel like you smoked a TON of weed. It's the best dude"
X Link 2022-12-09T16:31Z 22.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Everybody is saying this kid is unhealthy looks like shit etc. I actually have a great respect for him. [--] years old already chosen how he will die insane pump standing under gym bathroom lighting sprouting off wildly untrue statements about fitness this is his Peak This nigga is off the real goop man he can barely breathe https://t.co/SnCzpPRCCU This nigga is off the real goop man he can barely breathe https://t.co/SnCzpPRCCU"
X Link 2023-08-08T16:20Z 22.7K followers, 510.8K engagements

"gf software engineer $200000/year talking with coworkers: Yeah my bf is between jobs right now but hes looking so hard Im so proud of him me drunk as shit at 9:00 am and lost in the woods about to pet a skunk from behind: damn this cat smoke Loud ass hhell"
X Link 2024-04-13T23:41Z 22.7K followers, 793.6K engagements

"Crazy how its literally impossible to not smoke weed [--] days a week and that this is something everybody does and not just me and that theres absolutely nothing wrong with the fact that I do this"
X Link 2024-10-24T23:24Z 22.7K followers, 570.8K engagements

"Sitting in a hotel lobby like [--] feet away from a guy in a full sailor uniform and my gf is having to physically restrain me from airdropping him a picture of a sail boat with the caption You like what you see"
X Link 2025-08-03T19:21Z 22.7K followers, 662.8K engagements

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