#  @narivaaaal surya surya posts on X about this is, in the, the first, the world the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1944073093976313856/interactions)  - [--] Week [---------] +58% - [--] Month [---------] +2,656,611% - [--] Months [---------] +12% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1944073093976313856/posts_active)  - [--] Week [---] +51% - [--] Month [---] +8,275% - [--] Months [---] +282% ### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1944073093976313856/followers)  - [--] Week [-----] +126% - [--] Month [-----] +5,669% - [--] Months [-----] +11,439% ### CreatorRank: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1944073093976313856/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [social networks](/list/social-networks) 5.73% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 3.82% [countries](/list/countries) 1.91% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 1.27% [finance](/list/finance) 0.64% [gaming](/list/gaming) 0.64% [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands) 0.64% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 0.64% [musicians](/list/musicians) 0.64% [stocks](/list/stocks) 0.64% **Social topic influence** [this is](/topic/this-is) 5.1%, [in the](/topic/in-the) #5255, [the first](/topic/the-first) 3.82%, [the world](/topic/the-world) 3.18%, [murder](/topic/murder) 2.55%, [more than](/topic/more-than) #2576, [have the](/topic/have-the) #1173, [hope](/topic/hope) #3428, [instagram](/topic/instagram) 1.91%, [$7751t](/topic/$7751t) 1.91% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@hotcocohollanov](/creator/undefined) [@sholanalliance](/creator/undefined) [@howldean](/creator/undefined) [@rozanlovely](/creator/undefined) [@jellygouache](/creator/undefined) [@percysarya](/creator/undefined) [@lettiehatters](/creator/undefined) [@isolabellz](/creator/undefined) [@celuxtial](/creator/undefined) [@paulasoldestson](/creator/undefined) [@moreauisms](/creator/undefined) [@mrlotsofs](/creator/undefined) [@btstaliion](/creator/undefined) [@keirunteo](/creator/undefined) [@weiiingtonkiss](/creator/undefined) [@lvrsperseus](/creator/undefined) [@lexcroucher](/creator/undefined) [@moreaujere](/creator/undefined) [@destinanniee](/creator/undefined) [@orihara0820](/creator/undefined) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "yu q wilson 3D predictions: - hes probably trying to save zali and vanta - inami rai will be there - vox will be a villain - elira will make wilson do something HEINOUS - claude will actually slap his ass in real time" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1954414421792505927) 2025-08-10T05:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "writing kisses is terrible. you have lips and mouth and Maybe tongue. and those are the only three nouns you have to describe what's happening. that's not enough. we need one more word It's Not Enough" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2016282544921067569) 2026-01-27T22:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "anyways the other main joke in this fic is that hudson has shane's face but he's too outgoing and it actually distresses ilya so badly" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2016322881521659991) 2026-01-28T01:30Z [----] followers, 11.5K engagements "hudsons middle name is william and he goes by Hudson Williams in the industry bc he thinks hudson hollander sounds kinda dumb (idek if this is something that people do)" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2016348970927247600) 2026-01-28T03:13Z [----] followers, 10K engagements "i can't stop thinking about how the world would react when shane announces that she's 1) retiring 2) transgender and 3) secretly married to ilya fucking rozanov for eight years. it's supposed to say [----] not [----] but I fucked up and im too lazy to fix it" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2016671817436389676) 2026-01-29T00:36Z [----] followers, 29.4K engagements "i didn't see the shorts header and the browser was cropped like this so I thought these were two parts of the same thumbnail and I was like "how DARE you make fun of shane hollander's sideways baseball cap". but the first short is about super smash bros melee" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018324880014368954) 2026-02-02T14:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "we need to show more love for rose landry and her cuteness aggression for shane. I think she should be allowed to bite him on occasion when she's just overcome with fondness. that's Her sopping gay ex-boyfriend who she carries around in her purse" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018501312086757732) 2026-02-03T01:46Z [----] followers, 42.8K engagements "another season [--] scene I keep imagining: the near-plane crash when troy and harris are bracing themselves and looking into each other's eyes trying to joke and keep each other calm. and across the aisle ilya is desperately messaging shane on instagram with tears in his eyes" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018521871172669531) 2026-02-03T03:08Z [----] followers, 12.3K engagements "shane hollander is boring and ilya rozanov is in love with him. try barretts favourite treat is salmon and he doesnt know any movies (categorically boring) and he and ilya are best friends. makes you think" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018709400941162884) 2026-02-03T15:33Z [----] followers, 145.4K engagements "im in love with these outfits that involve the traditional kimono sleeves/collar with a western style skirt and seeing this one made me want dust bowl shanes wedding dress to kind of be in this style Maybe" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019040764316311665) 2026-02-04T13:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@howldean PAUL REVEREJFHJRDKS" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019571852956631178) 2026-02-06T00:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "ilya wants to beat his ass so bad but shane is just. so nice. so friendly. also hes a goalie and the metros are deeply protective of their goalie. and the first time shane lifts up his mask to get water in a game ilya sees his freckles and all his anger becomes confused lust" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019764511545217178) 2026-02-06T13:25Z [----] followers, 31.8K engagements "also something heartbreaking in this too tho abt shane being allowed to be Weirder aka him being able to unmask more. not having to bear the responsibility of captaincy bc hes a goalie. being protected (and adored) so much more by his team than he is in canon" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019771762909532540) 2026-02-06T13:54Z [----] followers, 25.8K engagements "wait bc now im thinking abt how this affects canon and like. the media imposed rivalry wouldn't be a thing. all of the rivalry would actually be internally generated. maybe at the prospect cup ilya scored on shane [--] times. maybe shane obsessively studied ilya after that i think an au where everything is the same except shane is a goalie who is so fucking good at blocking ilyas shots that it makes ilya want to slaughter him would be really fucking funny. esp bc being a goalie would make shane so much Weirder i think an au where everything is the same except shane is a goalie who is so fucking" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019777718796136581) 2026-02-06T14:18Z [----] followers, 50.5K engagements "everyone who worked on this show is a complete fucking genius https://www.vulture.com/article/heated-rivalry-cinematographer-memes-explained.html https://www.vulture.com/article/heated-rivalry-cinematographer-memes-explained.html" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019781816069009563) 2026-02-06T14:34Z [----] followers, 26.2K engagements "sorry for anyone ive ever dmd who has been forced to deal with me erratically jumping between tangentially related topics and quadruple texting" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019825519282516080) 2026-02-06T17:28Z [----] followers, 14.6K engagements "there is absolutely [--] more story to tell for troy/harris so I am very excited for their crumbs in unrivalled" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019992576808612222) 2026-02-07T04:32Z [----] followers, 18.2K engagements "troy/harris is my fav game changers couple which is why I can't write anything for them. it's like me not being able to write crit role fic despite critical role campaign [--] being my favourite story ever told" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020180046074544633) 2026-02-07T16:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@minrozanov oughhhhhhh wait. Waittttttt shanes i really did try being about both him being gay and him playing hockey he tried to play center he tried to be the superstar he thought she wanted" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020215126922551405) 2026-02-07T19:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@btstalIion hc gladly accepted. shes such a bad dancer but something about sundresses makes her wanna spin and move" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020219996291412180) 2026-02-07T19:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "ilya on the other hand would be knee deep in queer culture. hed LOVE drag. canadas drag race tries to invite shane on as a guest judge but yuna has to be like if you want a good episode of tv then you want ilya. ilya voice Slay The House Down Boots Hollander" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020235146637742291) 2026-02-07T20:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "shane posting a really bad selfie with the caption proud to be considered so many peoples Mother . oh my god thatd hit gay twitter like donatella VERSACE π" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020238610348535902) 2026-02-07T20:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "i cant believe I can tweet whatever bullshit I want on here and people will go and write beautiful fics about it" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020383584243388862) 2026-02-08T06:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "people thinking that i was looking for david/yuna fic first of all. theres some good shit in tag but SECOND OF ALL. i was drafting my own publication & setting up the tags for it. and its a yuna character study so obv this relationship gets tagged uh. no https://t.co/XLPKkAb8iD uh. no https://t.co/XLPKkAb8iD" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020387622053638409) 2026-02-08T06:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "season [--] of heated rivalry can be shot in [--] days or whatever. jacob can have his insane breakneck shooting schedule like mr. tierney sir you have my full support. but I need the cast on set for at least [--] more days to get more promotional content pls & ty" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020502639637856718) 2026-02-08T14:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@jellygouache its killing me. people keep going journalists and mainstream publications should stay out of fandom when theyre bringing the fandom to social media sites and being fucking stupid in front of the world. this is newsworthy stuff" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020530203794067580) 2026-02-08T16:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "ilya is the sun and shane is the moon. because just as the moon reflects the light of the sun ilyas sunlight is what allows shane to shine bright & open & free. because in the darkness of ilyas life shanes moonlight is a beacon of safety and solace for ilya to rest" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020548491508933033) 2026-02-08T17:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "demeter G-rated Yuna Hollander character study multi-chap 1/2 4.2k transfemShane au mothers and daughters and all the ways that they're doomed also assimilation and asian-canadian identities. it's fun I promise. π chapter 1: http://ao3.org/works/78977481/chapters/207157971 http://ao3.org/works/78977481/chapters/207157971" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020637440537461147) 2026-02-08T23:14Z [----] followers, 16.2K engagements "theyd accidentally end up tonguing somehow" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020707314513347063) 2026-02-09T03:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@cottagepenguin_ no jude was right i made a really bad choice. it wasnt the wording that they were correcting it was the fact that i basically said the exact same sentence two paragraphs before" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020720318512263555) 2026-02-09T04:44Z [----] followers, 30.3K engagements "he doesn't like murder. it makes him sick to his fucking stomach. but if doesn't do it before an important game then he will lose. so he makes himself go and do it. and he has it down to a science. he's never been caught. ever. no one has ever even suspected him" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020847130911424841) 2026-02-09T13:07Z [----] followers, 31.7K engagements "the next time they play against each other ilya tells shane that he wants to watch shane do it. he's a silent observer right up until the killing blow. then he takes the knife from shane's hand does it himself and asks "who do you think will win now"" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020848145454755968) 2026-02-09T13:11Z [----] followers, 16.6K engagements "shane is so fucking mad and upset and terrified that he kisses all the blood off of ilya's mouth. competitive murder as foreplay. freak4freak. shane still cries the whole time bc he hates it. ilya likes shane's tears more than he hates the sight of blood" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020848444189852003) 2026-02-09T13:13Z [----] followers, 17.5K engagements "the key thing is that shane's first murder is a total accident. he didn't mean to do it. he doesn't want to keep doing it. but he has to. otherwise it all falls apart" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020848988627337696) 2026-02-09T13:15Z [----] followers, 15.5K engagements "@percysarya with all due respect an au where I make an autistic character murder people because of hockey superstitions is Not perpetuating stereotypes of autistic people being inherently violent. and it's definitely not treating him as a weapon or a soldier" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021049942958117198) 2026-02-10T02:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@hotcocohollanov the khl also only came into existence in [--] so even if ilya was playing in the khl then where the fuck was he playing before then. no shot he was in the russian superleague in 07" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021284689089036338) 2026-02-10T18:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@lettiehatters @hotcocohollanov i just checked ilya's wiki page and apparently he was the captain of his junior league team in russia. so i'm starting to think that rachel reid Also had no idea about any of this either" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021286866910076966) 2026-02-10T18:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@KeirunTeo thank you so much I never would've found this on my own" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021310838242426971) 2026-02-10T19:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "i think I figured it out. if i'm wrong please let me know if this is all well known info then i'd love to know where it was hiding sports schools are a holdover from the soviet era. geno enrolled in one at [--] ovi enrolled in one after "8 and a half grades" at a public school hockey fans can someone please explain what russian junior hockey was before the russia's junior league was established in [----]. bc ilya got drafted in [----] so where the fuck was he playing junior hockey in [----]. hockey fans can someone please explain what russian junior hockey was before the russia's junior league was" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021368100218863944) 2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "these schools are funded/connected to the pro teams that both ovi and geno would go onto play for (Dynamo Moscow for ovi Metallurg Magnitogorsk for geno). but the pros also have their farm teams (like what the nhl has with the ahl). most players under [--] play on these B-teams" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021368102391255335) 2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "until they sign with the pros. in ovi's case he never joined a B-team and signed with dynamo's pro-team directly at the age of [--] (youngest that can play in russian pro leagues). in geno's case he played a few months on Metallurg's B-team before going pro at 17" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021368103884447825) 2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "both ovi and geno played in the russian superleague (RSL) before going to the NHL. in [----] the RSL rebranded into the kontinental hockey league (KHL) and maintains the same age rules as before. an official minor hockey league (MHL) for U20s emerged in 2009" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021368105264611696) 2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "presumably another rebrand for whatever structure existed before that these B-teams played in. I have not been able to find any record of where these teams played prior to [--]. additionally hockey schools would play other schools in their region for smaller tournaments" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021368106895962611) 2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "so ilya would've likely joined moscow dynamo given that it's his hometown school. in canon he captained their junior league team (aka farm team Dynamo-2) but he probably spent a fair bit of time in the RSL/KHL bc he was a prodigal superstar. then in [--] boston drafts him" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021368108691358080) 2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@weIIingtonkiss i was honestly cracking myself up with this tweet bc man. thye don't even know" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021596323527421960) 2026-02-11T14:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@beforejuko hey. Hey. Hey man. hollanov couldn't be narumitsu. to be honest. but they are straight up klapollo. do you hear me" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021632364913545638) 2026-02-11T17:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@isolabellz ilya sullenly watching Pork gnaw on his arm: you are a demon. you were sent to ruin my life shane: ilya :( dont talk to my sweet baby like that ilya: who even are you anymore" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021656661245800462) 2026-02-11T18:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "pork hollander" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021660329487610167) 2026-02-11T18:59Z [----] followers, 72.4K engagements "@celuxtial water on the ceiling. anya hiding in her crate. no survivors" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021670355832909856) 2026-02-11T19:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@lvrsperseus enjoys david tolerates yuna. i think yuna is also disturbed by pork but they have a mutual respect for each other" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021691065602850957) 2026-02-11T21:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "this is insane" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021695667916190114) 2026-02-11T21:19Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements "mortal girl shane also gets pork hollander. pork is meant to be shanes baby in every universe" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021700458419478918) 2026-02-11T21:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "i really am obsessed with this cat. how does she sit like that" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021733899856929133) 2026-02-11T23:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "if anyone else wants to write pork hollander or include that idea in a fic please feel free. again universal blessing for any idea i tweet on this account bc your version of it will always be different from mine but no less exciting :" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021737153303110054) 2026-02-12T00:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "i'm having ideas above my means again. social media fic where shane starts actually using instagram but only to post pictures of Pork in btwn his ads and hockey fans world over react to the ugly cat that Shane Hollander is apparently obsessed with" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021763679952548259) 2026-02-12T01:49Z [----] followers, 12K engagements "@rozanlovely Pork is ilya's personal sleep paralysis demon" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021764684605796545) 2026-02-12T01:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@fishy_4_w1nw1n Pork is immortal in our hearts" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021777481678684445) 2026-02-12T02:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@celuxtial god could you imagine if pork becomes a central hockey superstition. harris posts a video of ilya reluctantly kissing pork to the cens account before they play one of the best home games of the season. so now ilya Has to kiss pork on camera every time they play at home" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021778973412175995) 2026-02-12T02:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@isolabellz i was going to say like. that's pork baby" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021788600531062895) 2026-02-12T03:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "pork hollander gave me like [---] new followers thats fucking crazy" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021794099267854643) 2026-02-12T03:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "my proudest fandom moment will always be mortal girl and dust bowl. i put so much of myself into those fics and i love how much dust bowl shane has come to mean to people. however pork hollander is a VERY close second" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021797089299026097) 2026-02-12T04:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@paulasoldestson he's been spiritually [--] since the age of 12" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021882349370130542) 2026-02-12T09:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@msnxxu @paulasoldestson the concept of a hairless cat summoning hairballs out of pure spite" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021934391434559875) 2026-02-12T13:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@lexcroucher HI THERE NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHOR LEX CROUCHER" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022074635698024904) 2026-02-12T22:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@moreaujere toni. HELP ME" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022079797590208535) 2026-02-12T22:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "troy getting to represent canada at the olympics and being the one to get the first goal for the canadian men's hockey team. harris couldn't go watch him bc he still has to work but he abuses his power as censmin to make fifty posts about it on all their official accounts" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022086185678676082) 2026-02-12T23:11Z [----] followers, 10.1K engagements "he makes one post each for ilya and shane's goals and they're both like harris. what the fuck. stop favouring your boyfriend. and harris is like well maybe your goals should've been sexier. how about that. and troy is bright red but smiling like an idiot" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022086187524239446) 2026-02-12T23:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@destinanniee i like to think that this somehow leads to ilya buying a cricut for himself" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022096007832777008) 2026-02-12T23:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "god fucking damn it if this cat gets me to THREE THOUSAND FOLLOWERS. if this cat gets me to THREE THOUSAND FOLLOWERS" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022142412869832943) 2026-02-13T02:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "hudson's outfit rn is smth that dust bowl shane would wear to the nhl awards during the period of time where she's still in the closet but experimenting with slightly more feminine clothes" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022151416866099314) 2026-02-13T03:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "im fucking crying" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022869407525900690) 2026-02-15T03:03Z [----] followers, 89.3K engagements "@howldean the atlantic division was actually the homosexual torture nexus" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023187504338456803) 2026-02-16T00:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@SonySoundtracks hi sony music soundtracks. I don't know why you're in my house but if you ever release a physical heated rivalry cd can you send me one. I collect cds and i think this would be fun and cool of you. thanks" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022150275252072623) 2026-02-13T03:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@Orihara0820 i love it did you know that there's a similar piece of hockey equipment called hockey garters" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019561747741344153) 2026-02-06T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "i want a sphynx cat so bad. I love those weird hairless fucks. god" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021785822278611282) 2026-02-12T03:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "anyone got reccs for fics where shane really goes through it. kind of like what i did in dust bowl just an emotional meat grinder of a time" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2016728448845152604) 2026-01-29T04:21Z [----] followers, 55.4K engagements "hayden: no it makes sense. ilya and pork have the kind of relationship you can only have with a stepdad ilya: exactly. you are quite wise pike shane: this is weirder than anything ive ever done with pork for the record" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021674043166896277) 2026-02-11T19:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "it actually fucking kills me that wildmin does the question of the day stuff right in front of the elevator the most inescapable part of any building. just cornering these guys like wild animals just because we miss our friends https://t.co/7y1yau76Ay just because we miss our friends https://t.co/7y1yau76Ay" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022455907729445083) 2026-02-13T23:40Z [----] followers, 135.5K engagements "am I crazy or are there an insane number of fics with "this is a story about." in the summary when that's never been convention on ao3 before" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022776071142191371) 2026-02-14T20:52Z [----] followers, 145.7K engagements "@moreauisms meanwhile harris would be a bard I think social media manager entirely support based. two charisma based classes falling in love" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023076704735101408) 2026-02-15T16:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "do you think that the press asked shane about drake vs kendrick and he initially said drake bc yknow canadian icon he should represent. and then ilya called him live on broadcast and apologized saying that his husband doesnt have internet ilya is team kendrick by the way shane doesnt know who he is but listened to ilya explain the beef anyway ilya is team kendrick by the way shane doesnt know who he is but listened to ilya explain the beef anyway" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018306500641387002) 2026-02-02T12:52Z [----] followers, 290.1K engagements "dust bowl shane and svetlana friendship" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018375271317979514) 2026-02-02T17:25Z [----] followers, 53K engagements "the best part of hr fic is getting to fall in love with everyones ocs that they made to round out the world. i love you chexy. i love you cens beat reporter. i love you random hockey twt ocs in the middle of an rpf war" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019394125317959745) 2026-02-05T12:54Z [----] followers, 179.9K engagements "mortal girl E-rated #hollanov series currently ongoing trans femShane Hollander au shane is a woman a hockey player and rozanov's girl individual fic links/graphics in the replies π http://ao3.org/series/5673351 http://ao3.org/series/5673351" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019563140858716229) 2026-02-06T00:05Z [----] followers, 58.4K engagements "i think an au where everything is the same except shane is a goalie who is so fucking good at blocking ilyas shots that it makes ilya want to slaughter him would be really fucking funny. esp bc being a goalie would make shane so much Weirder" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019763656246903139) 2026-02-06T13:22Z [----] followers, 426.9K engagements "i get the jokes but i'm not a huge fan of ppl talking abt shane dating rose like he was Just trying to get back at ilya. when that was him desperately trying to convince himself that his feelings for ilya were stupid indulgences and that he could be be "normal" (into girls)" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019806375157891304) 2026-02-06T16:12Z [----] followers, 92.2K engagements "not to make everything about troy barrett but i think that troy kissing shanes nose would be the single most awkward human interaction in the history of mankind athletes are so superstitious so when shane notices ottawa won [--] games in a row after ilya kissed him on the nose before each game shane starts demanding nose kisses before each game. the other centaurs start to kiss shane on the nose before penalty shots for good luck athletes are so superstitious so when shane notices ottawa won [--] games in a row after ilya kissed him on the nose before each game shane starts demanding nose kisses" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020706917472235795) 2026-02-09T03:50Z [----] followers, 88.5K engagements "it's still unclear what the tone of this is meant to be but i'm in the kitchen. perhaps no joke I have been thinking about this concept ever since I watched episode [--]. shane loses to ilya at worlds then at the draft. the night before their second worlds face off he kills someone. it's the first time he wins against ilya. now it's his hockey superstition no joke I have been thinking about this concept ever since I watched episode [--]. shane loses to ilya at worlds then at the draft. the night before their second worlds face off he kills someone. it's the first time he wins against ilya. now it's" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021037700774756416) 2026-02-10T01:45Z [----] followers, 199K engagements "i think that troy barretts actor has to always look at least 7% confused at any given moment" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021587564449161561) 2026-02-11T14:10Z [----] followers, 81.2K engagements "insanely good comment abt shane and suicidal ideation on my fic that's just kind of entirely about suicide" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021597373818970543) 2026-02-11T14:49Z [----] followers, 56.3K engagements "when shane and ilya finally agree on getting cat I hope that shane finds the ugliest meanest hairless cat and falls completely in love with it. ilya thinks it looks like a rotisserie chicken and has unbelievable amounts of beef with it. the cat only likes shane anya & hayden" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021637784319275237) 2026-02-11T17:29Z [----] followers, 308.3K engagements "hayden is terrified of Pork but tolerates him for shane. Pork loves him. Pork will lick hayden's hand for like hours. I think Pork instinctively hates ilya bc ilya pets him like a dog which kind of hurts when you're a hairless cat. so he bites ilya. a lot" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021639188970713184) 2026-02-11T17:35Z [----] followers, 31K engagements "they dont get Pork as a kitten btw. Pork is an Adult Man Cat when they get him" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021644964242108439) 2026-02-11T17:58Z [----] followers, 21.2K engagements "i love you Pork Hollander when shane and ilya finally agree on getting cat I hope that shane finds the ugliest meanest hairless cat and falls completely in love with it. ilya thinks it looks like a rotisserie chicken and has unbelievable amounts of beef with it. the cat only likes shane anya & hayden when shane and ilya finally agree on getting cat I hope that shane finds the ugliest meanest hairless cat and falls completely in love with it. ilya thinks it looks like a rotisserie chicken and has unbelievable amounts of beef with it. the cat only likes shane anya & hayden" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021648395589628355) 2026-02-11T18:11Z [----] followers, 191.7K engagements "this is what i think Pork looks like except hes completely pink" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021653113124663624) 2026-02-11T18:30Z [----] followers, 22.2K engagements "i love my multiverse of aus. mortal girl. Pork Hollander. unwilling serial killer shane" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021654477825355857) 2026-02-11T18:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@sakuspvce no just a regular sphynx but its so fat and full of hate" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021664438567489901) 2026-02-11T19:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "i love how immediately on board everyone was with the name Pork for shane's evil fat hairless cat. not a single person suggested an alternative. no one went "why pork" everyone was like yup. Pork Hollander. and I think that's beautiful" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021746135920976307) 2026-02-12T00:40Z [----] followers, 47K engagements "ilya walking downstairs in the middle of the night to find shane sitting there holding Pork like this bc he had a bad dream and is self soothing by squeezing Pork. ilya goes to comfort shane and Pork fucking bites him & he's mad until he hears shane start laughing" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021769164394811781) 2026-02-12T02:11Z [----] followers, 94.5K engagements "pork is like thirteen years old which is already so old for a sphynx cat but he's as healthy as a horse and every time ilya comes over he expects this cat to be dead already but he's always. fucking. there. he has to wear a diaper & a sweater. he has no teeth & has to be handfed" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021774797374472567) 2026-02-12T02:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "two pork hollander timelines. 1) adopted pork hollander where pork joins the family post TLG. 2) Always Pork Hollander where Pork is shane's childhood cat who glares at ilya whenever he comes over to hook up" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021775602533978124) 2026-02-12T02:37Z [----] followers, 65.8K engagements "when pork eventually passes (post cottage before ilya goes to ottawa) ilya cries more than shane does. shane had been ready for pork to go for years now but ilya comes over expecting pork and doesn't see him and just bursts into tears shocking them both" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021776195176870023) 2026-02-12T02:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "another thing that blew up was this lazy ass tweet I made with what I vaguely imagined pork to look like in terms of dimensions and posture. but his colour palatte is more Pink https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021660329487610167 https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021660329487610167" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021992511645135146) 2026-02-12T16:59Z [----] followers, 21K engagements "just found out that the two types of hairless cat breeds are the canadian sphynx cat and the russian donskoy cats. so this is even fucking funnier" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021999131112186067) 2026-02-12T17:25Z [----] followers, 71.2K engagements "another great thing about pork hollander: he's a male hairless cat so his balls are so uncomfortably visible all the fucking time" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022002930564706698) 2026-02-12T17:40Z [----] followers, 23.2K engagements "would it be gauche to change my bio to "the creative mind behind pork hollander'" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022034870218989968) 2026-02-12T19:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "i love getting to write the stupidest dialogue and prose in the world. more from ilya and pork's first meeting" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022083339042361375) 2026-02-12T23:00Z [----] followers, 46.8K engagements "ilya blue troy gray ok https://t.co/1msuL0l6ow ok https://t.co/1msuL0l6ow" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022148462108979449) 2026-02-13T03:18Z [----] followers, 21.3K engagements "ok. last pork hollander thing for today. I think yuna does enjoy pork as a concept. but also her momager brain is like honey. that is the least brand friendly pet you could've ever gotten. and she doesn't just mean cause he's ugly pork refuses to cooperate with promos or ads" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022158196480397486) 2026-02-13T03:57Z [----] followers, 26K engagements "meat ugly the Pork Hollander fic a collection of short 1-3k ish snippets and scenes about Pork his ongoing war against Ilya his pampering by Shane and other shenanigans this has been the weirdest week of my fucking life http://ao3.org/works/79441566/chapters/208471461 http://ao3.org/works/79441566/chapters/208471461" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022377702024442236) 2026-02-13T18:29Z [----] followers, 56.3K engagements "pork actually wouldn't say a lot he'd just whisper "you piece of shit" from the corner of the room and play innocent when ilya whirls around to see if it was actually pork au where pork can actually speak but Ilya's the only person he talks to and Ilya thinks he's slowly going crazy au where pork can actually speak but Ilya's the only person he talks to and Ilya thinks he's slowly going crazy" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022416930469241063) 2026-02-13T21:05Z [----] followers, 38K engagements "i think im bad at being a hockey fan bc every team endears me for some reason or another. like the habs are so charming" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022505039118668065) 2026-02-14T02:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "another au that i dont have the ability or knowledge to write: figure skater ilya/costume designer shane" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022731524618240036) 2026-02-14T17:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@SunNightSerge if i saw it once or twice i would chalk it up to being new on ao3 and not knowing how to write an effective summary but the amount that ive been seeing it makes me think its not newness its an AI thing" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022809581110341899) 2026-02-14T23:06Z [----] followers, 15.5K engagements "not the thing to focus on I know but I love her back tattoos Hudson Williams via Instagram story ππππππππππ Happy Valentines day https://t.co/nYtItxzYwU Hudson Williams via Instagram story ππππππππππ Happy Valentines day https://t.co/nYtItxzYwU" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022816385521311786) 2026-02-14T23:33Z [----] followers, 38.1K engagements "@sushiwriterhere "hey guys- hey yeah no if you're gonna do it then you have to bring out a mattress. no I know the grass is "softer than concrete" but that's not a huge improvement. the mattress is inconvenient ok then don't do the fucking backflips"" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022820220331577365) 2026-02-14T23:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "i really wonder how the trajectory of hollanov's relationship would've changed if ilya didn't push away shane at the olympics. like if ilya was a little vulnerable & let shane in earlier I don't think shane would've run away after the tuna melts" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022829919416222011) 2026-02-15T00:26Z [----] followers, 53.5K engagements "im imagining ilyas sheer horror at one day waking up to find that pork has started growing fur and its really cracking me up" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022866637087510617) 2026-02-15T02:52Z [----] followers, 28.8K engagements "@zoldyckye I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. jester would take fjord to taffy lane. jester and harris even have the same "wanting to see more of the world but cant" arcs likegjhdfks" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023062976652349885) 2026-02-15T15:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@elk_en also like for their personal arcs maybe shane always wanted to be an alpha to prove himself in hockey but he also always wanted to be an omega to justify his desire to be fucked by a man. maybe ilya could never be good enough for his father Because he was born a beta" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023135995257147858) 2026-02-15T20:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "TROY AND HARRIS MENTIONED [--]. top characters and top relationships (look at the sides) https://t.co/qODg6cmtrX [--]. top characters and top relationships (look at the sides) https://t.co/qODg6cmtrX" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023208356970951105) 2026-02-16T01:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Tap tap tap is this thing on yes it is on it works go crazy https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal/a/116078117150850558 https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal/a/116078117150850558" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023233835148677616) 2026-02-16T03:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "how does it feel to be the mastermind behind such varied and revered heated rivalry headcanons and ideas doesn't feel like anything really it's just how i've always interacted with the things I love https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal/a/116078221701035387 https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal/a/116078221701035387" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023240531845734854) 2026-02-16T03:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "are you autistic who's asking https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal/a/116078278845810894 https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal/a/116078278845810894" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023244182404419674) 2026-02-16T03:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "im going to share an opinion i have re: shane hollanders cultural identity and no one is allowed to yell at me about it" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2016949551798612172) 2026-01-29T19:00Z [----] followers, 119.8K engagements "remember in role model when boods baby was born the same day that dallas kent got arrested but troy didnt know about kent so when he heard the centaurs going did you hear the news i hope he fucking rots troys first reaction was what did bood and his baby do" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020390064505909603) 2026-02-08T06:51Z [----] followers, 246.1K engagements "shane would do this. shane would ONE HUNDRED percent do this" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020503445736927341) 2026-02-08T14:22Z [----] followers, 182.1K engagements "my beta hates me" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020627144448335880) 2026-02-08T22:33Z [----] followers, 520.1K engagements "not to be a killjoy but the cast & crew have all repeatedly emphasized how rehearsed the intimacy scenes are. even if the specific kisses weren't planned they still talked abt if those were okay places to kiss. and i think that should be remembered when talking abt these scenes cant stop thinking about the fact that almost all the kisses on shanes body were improvised by connor and they ALL were WET kisses that boy shining https://t.co/FLmr23Dw1y cant stop thinking about the fact that almost all the kisses on shanes body were improvised by connor and they ALL were WET kisses that boy shining" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020840269944668271) 2026-02-09T12:40Z [----] followers, 271.2K engagements "no joke I have been thinking about this concept ever since I watched episode [--]. shane loses to ilya at worlds then at the draft. the night before their second worlds face off he kills someone. it's the first time he wins against ilya. now it's his hockey superstition au where shane actually is a murderer au where shane actually is a murderer" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020847127832760722) 2026-02-09T13:07Z [----] followers, 353.1K engagements "hes pork hollander and not pork hollander-rozanov because ilya insists that hes porks step dad while shane is anya hollander-rozanovs biological father. shane is like whatever you freak" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021672731767714014) 2026-02-11T19:48Z [----] followers, 58.8K engagements "ilya: luca what is a chud son and why do you think i should call pork that luca: dont worry about it" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021674847676387759) 2026-02-11T19:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@sillylilbob its very clearly a wip" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021676004041724359) 2026-02-11T20:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "anya and pork are best friends by the way. sphynx cats get cold easily so pork is always cuddling with anya for warmth. anya likes to like pork and pork tolerates it for cuddles. shane has cried over it more than once" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021692778141327508) 2026-02-11T21:08Z [----] followers, 106.2K engagements "shane fell in love with pork (the cat) bc he thought porks glare looked like ilyas resting bitch face. when ilya finds out he gets so emotional but hes also like you looked at this fat mean chicken breast and thought of your husband. im filing for divorce" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021731708333113446) 2026-02-11T23:42Z [----] followers, 63.5K engagements "the only thing funnier than shane bringing pork home to a horrified ilya is an au where pork is shane's impossibly old childhood cat and the first time ilya comes over to fuck he gets to meet this ancient hairless hat-filled fat beast. who IMMEDIATELY hates his fucking guts" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021774796099322005) 2026-02-12T02:34Z [----] followers, 47.4K engagements "eventually when they're finally living together they go and get a new sphynx kitten and ilya is obsessed with how fucking weird and alien they look. they get a kitten that looks like this and ilya gets to name it. he picks the name Intestine bc it looks like a small intestine" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021776823823016240) 2026-02-12T02:42Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements "SOMEONE ALREADY WROTE PORK HOLLANDER FIC https://archiveofourown.org/works/79342836 https://archiveofourown.org/works/79342836" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021796225700258236) 2026-02-12T03:59Z [----] followers, 22.7K engagements "pork and anya are best friends https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021692778141327508 anya and pork are best friends by the way. sphynx cats get cold easily so pork is always cuddling with anya for warmth. anya likes to like pork and pork tolerates it for cuddles. shane has cried over it more than once https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021692778141327508 anya and pork are best friends by the way. sphynx cats get cold easily so pork is always cuddling with anya for warmth. anya likes to like pork and pork tolerates it for cuddles. shane has cried over it more than once" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021992513809347032) 2026-02-12T16:59Z [----] followers, 18.4K engagements "@jellygouache @porkhollander i dont know man but im just rolling with it. like hell yeah pork hollander is real" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021997740570685656) 2026-02-12T17:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "i think that most beautiful part of pork hollander taking off is that this is [----] tumblr fandom core. this is the kind of posting I did a decade ago as a kid. just endless weird little headcanons. I missed it so bad. and ppl love it" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022001166796922943) 2026-02-12T17:33Z [----] followers, 18.3K engagements "i think rose loves pork hollander but her enthusiasm scares him and he always runs away. I think svetlana and pork are neutral on each other and will sit chicly next to each other without interacting" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022029813532570033) 2026-02-12T19:27Z [----] followers, 23.4K engagements "i have been told that lex croucher the author of Gwen & Art Are Not In Love knows about pork hollander" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022063459391914402) 2026-02-12T21:41Z [----] followers, 31.8K engagements "hello to the fucking. NINE HUNDRED people who have followed me since yesterday. bc of pork. my name is surya and i'm a queer trans man. I use he/him pronouns & i'm not very comfortable w/ feminine gendered terms like queen girl sis or mother. keep that in mind pls & ty" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022093114627023065) 2026-02-12T23:39Z [----] followers, 21.8K engagements "WHAT THE FUCK pork and ilya all day every day https://t.co/4ehG6eb7CD pork and ilya all day every day https://t.co/4ehG6eb7CD" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022149103514476624) 2026-02-13T03:21Z [----] followers, 105.7K engagements "i love this fandom" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022803409863082302) 2026-02-14T22:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "i wonder how shane reacted to the news of gay marriage becoming legal in the united states. cause that wouldve been in june of [----] so he wouldve had all summer and offseason to spiral about it" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023016022568239381) 2026-02-15T12:46Z [----] followers, 46.8K engagements "my first car was a [----] honda civic that was a handmedown from both my dad and my sister. it was on the verge of death and the engine wouldnt start in winter. i miss her every day people being shocked about this is sooo weird to me causei see this type of cars here all the time especially young people who usually get an used one and its an old one like damn yall rich or people being shocked about this is sooo weird to me causei see this type of cars here all the time especially young people who usually get an used one and its an old one like damn yall rich or" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023022724797677823) 2026-02-15T13:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "anon hate on fics is funny in general but this is just perplexing" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023086879713710270) 2026-02-15T17:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@jukoist I think it's also just the nature of people nowadays to go "this sucks actually" over dumb shit like headcanons aka wholly optional fandom stuff. ive already seen people on here calling me corny and lame for pork fucking hollander like corny and lame isn't the point LMAO" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023127847922004166) 2026-02-15T20:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "beta4beta hollanov is the most elite version of omegaverse hollanov bc there is no reason for them to be having sex other than genuine personal desire and that's more scandalous than if they were an alpha and omega or whatever" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023131695067582618) 2026-02-15T20:25Z [----] followers, 22.4K engagements "@kurtstieI WILD GEESE BY MARY OLIVERπππππππππ" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023162435998224626) 2026-02-15T22:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "i buckled down and finally finished some really pressing work that I had been putting off with the promise of writing after I was done but now that im done I have no idea what I want to write" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023182344497267169) 2026-02-15T23:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "hi I made a revospring so I have an askbox on here. I will shut this shit down Immediately if you guys get weird so be normal. I also might ignore questions if I dont have an interesting enough response but here. again be NORMAL https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023229456756752714) 2026-02-16T02:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "is this link working for y'all" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023232121846870036) 2026-02-16T03:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "having a really good idea right before bed so you just throw everything into a doc and hope that you still have the sauce when you wake up" [X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2023257279764512810) 2026-02-16T04:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@narivaaaal suryasurya posts on X about this is, in the, the first, the world the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
Social category influence social networks 5.73% technology brands 3.82% countries 1.91% travel destinations 1.27% finance 0.64% gaming 0.64% luxury brands 0.64% celebrities 0.64% musicians 0.64% stocks 0.64%
Social topic influence this is 5.1%, in the #5255, the first 3.82%, the world 3.18%, murder 2.55%, more than #2576, have the #1173, hope #3428, instagram 1.91%, $7751t 1.91%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @hotcocohollanov @sholanalliance @howldean @rozanlovely @jellygouache @percysarya @lettiehatters @isolabellz @celuxtial @paulasoldestson @moreauisms @mrlotsofs @btstaliion @keirunteo @weiiingtonkiss @lvrsperseus @lexcroucher @moreaujere @destinanniee @orihara0820
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"yu q wilson 3D predictions: - hes probably trying to save zali and vanta - inami rai will be there - vox will be a villain - elira will make wilson do something HEINOUS - claude will actually slap his ass in real time"
X Link 2025-08-10T05:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"writing kisses is terrible. you have lips and mouth and Maybe tongue. and those are the only three nouns you have to describe what's happening. that's not enough. we need one more word It's Not Enough"
X Link 2026-01-27T22:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"anyways the other main joke in this fic is that hudson has shane's face but he's too outgoing and it actually distresses ilya so badly"
X Link 2026-01-28T01:30Z [----] followers, 11.5K engagements
"hudsons middle name is william and he goes by Hudson Williams in the industry bc he thinks hudson hollander sounds kinda dumb (idek if this is something that people do)"
X Link 2026-01-28T03:13Z [----] followers, 10K engagements
"i can't stop thinking about how the world would react when shane announces that she's 1) retiring 2) transgender and 3) secretly married to ilya fucking rozanov for eight years. it's supposed to say [----] not [----] but I fucked up and im too lazy to fix it"
X Link 2026-01-29T00:36Z [----] followers, 29.4K engagements
"i didn't see the shorts header and the browser was cropped like this so I thought these were two parts of the same thumbnail and I was like "how DARE you make fun of shane hollander's sideways baseball cap". but the first short is about super smash bros melee"
X Link 2026-02-02T14:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"we need to show more love for rose landry and her cuteness aggression for shane. I think she should be allowed to bite him on occasion when she's just overcome with fondness. that's Her sopping gay ex-boyfriend who she carries around in her purse"
X Link 2026-02-03T01:46Z [----] followers, 42.8K engagements
"another season [--] scene I keep imagining: the near-plane crash when troy and harris are bracing themselves and looking into each other's eyes trying to joke and keep each other calm. and across the aisle ilya is desperately messaging shane on instagram with tears in his eyes"
X Link 2026-02-03T03:08Z [----] followers, 12.3K engagements
"shane hollander is boring and ilya rozanov is in love with him. try barretts favourite treat is salmon and he doesnt know any movies (categorically boring) and he and ilya are best friends. makes you think"
X Link 2026-02-03T15:33Z [----] followers, 145.4K engagements
"im in love with these outfits that involve the traditional kimono sleeves/collar with a western style skirt and seeing this one made me want dust bowl shanes wedding dress to kind of be in this style Maybe"
X Link 2026-02-04T13:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@howldean PAUL REVEREJFHJRDKS"
X Link 2026-02-06T00:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"ilya wants to beat his ass so bad but shane is just. so nice. so friendly. also hes a goalie and the metros are deeply protective of their goalie. and the first time shane lifts up his mask to get water in a game ilya sees his freckles and all his anger becomes confused lust"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:25Z [----] followers, 31.8K engagements
"also something heartbreaking in this too tho abt shane being allowed to be Weirder aka him being able to unmask more. not having to bear the responsibility of captaincy bc hes a goalie. being protected (and adored) so much more by his team than he is in canon"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:54Z [----] followers, 25.8K engagements
"wait bc now im thinking abt how this affects canon and like. the media imposed rivalry wouldn't be a thing. all of the rivalry would actually be internally generated. maybe at the prospect cup ilya scored on shane [--] times. maybe shane obsessively studied ilya after that i think an au where everything is the same except shane is a goalie who is so fucking good at blocking ilyas shots that it makes ilya want to slaughter him would be really fucking funny. esp bc being a goalie would make shane so much Weirder i think an au where everything is the same except shane is a goalie who is so fucking"
X Link 2026-02-06T14:18Z [----] followers, 50.5K engagements
"everyone who worked on this show is a complete fucking genius https://www.vulture.com/article/heated-rivalry-cinematographer-memes-explained.html https://www.vulture.com/article/heated-rivalry-cinematographer-memes-explained.html"
X Link 2026-02-06T14:34Z [----] followers, 26.2K engagements
"sorry for anyone ive ever dmd who has been forced to deal with me erratically jumping between tangentially related topics and quadruple texting"
X Link 2026-02-06T17:28Z [----] followers, 14.6K engagements
"there is absolutely [--] more story to tell for troy/harris so I am very excited for their crumbs in unrivalled"
X Link 2026-02-07T04:32Z [----] followers, 18.2K engagements
"troy/harris is my fav game changers couple which is why I can't write anything for them. it's like me not being able to write crit role fic despite critical role campaign [--] being my favourite story ever told"
X Link 2026-02-07T16:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@minrozanov oughhhhhhh wait. Waittttttt shanes i really did try being about both him being gay and him playing hockey he tried to play center he tried to be the superstar he thought she wanted"
X Link 2026-02-07T19:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@btstalIion hc gladly accepted. shes such a bad dancer but something about sundresses makes her wanna spin and move"
X Link 2026-02-07T19:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"ilya on the other hand would be knee deep in queer culture. hed LOVE drag. canadas drag race tries to invite shane on as a guest judge but yuna has to be like if you want a good episode of tv then you want ilya. ilya voice Slay The House Down Boots Hollander"
X Link 2026-02-07T20:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"shane posting a really bad selfie with the caption proud to be considered so many peoples Mother . oh my god thatd hit gay twitter like donatella VERSACE π"
X Link 2026-02-07T20:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"i cant believe I can tweet whatever bullshit I want on here and people will go and write beautiful fics about it"
X Link 2026-02-08T06:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"people thinking that i was looking for david/yuna fic first of all. theres some good shit in tag but SECOND OF ALL. i was drafting my own publication & setting up the tags for it. and its a yuna character study so obv this relationship gets tagged uh. no https://t.co/XLPKkAb8iD uh. no https://t.co/XLPKkAb8iD"
X Link 2026-02-08T06:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"season [--] of heated rivalry can be shot in [--] days or whatever. jacob can have his insane breakneck shooting schedule like mr. tierney sir you have my full support. but I need the cast on set for at least [--] more days to get more promotional content pls & ty"
X Link 2026-02-08T14:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@jellygouache its killing me. people keep going journalists and mainstream publications should stay out of fandom when theyre bringing the fandom to social media sites and being fucking stupid in front of the world. this is newsworthy stuff"
X Link 2026-02-08T16:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"ilya is the sun and shane is the moon. because just as the moon reflects the light of the sun ilyas sunlight is what allows shane to shine bright & open & free. because in the darkness of ilyas life shanes moonlight is a beacon of safety and solace for ilya to rest"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"demeter G-rated Yuna Hollander character study multi-chap 1/2 4.2k transfemShane au mothers and daughters and all the ways that they're doomed also assimilation and asian-canadian identities. it's fun I promise. π chapter 1: http://ao3.org/works/78977481/chapters/207157971 http://ao3.org/works/78977481/chapters/207157971"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:14Z [----] followers, 16.2K engagements
"theyd accidentally end up tonguing somehow"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@cottagepenguin_ no jude was right i made a really bad choice. it wasnt the wording that they were correcting it was the fact that i basically said the exact same sentence two paragraphs before"
X Link 2026-02-09T04:44Z [----] followers, 30.3K engagements
"he doesn't like murder. it makes him sick to his fucking stomach. but if doesn't do it before an important game then he will lose. so he makes himself go and do it. and he has it down to a science. he's never been caught. ever. no one has ever even suspected him"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:07Z [----] followers, 31.7K engagements
"the next time they play against each other ilya tells shane that he wants to watch shane do it. he's a silent observer right up until the killing blow. then he takes the knife from shane's hand does it himself and asks "who do you think will win now""
X Link 2026-02-09T13:11Z [----] followers, 16.6K engagements
"shane is so fucking mad and upset and terrified that he kisses all the blood off of ilya's mouth. competitive murder as foreplay. freak4freak. shane still cries the whole time bc he hates it. ilya likes shane's tears more than he hates the sight of blood"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:13Z [----] followers, 17.5K engagements
"the key thing is that shane's first murder is a total accident. he didn't mean to do it. he doesn't want to keep doing it. but he has to. otherwise it all falls apart"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:15Z [----] followers, 15.5K engagements
"@percysarya with all due respect an au where I make an autistic character murder people because of hockey superstitions is Not perpetuating stereotypes of autistic people being inherently violent. and it's definitely not treating him as a weapon or a soldier"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@hotcocohollanov the khl also only came into existence in [--] so even if ilya was playing in the khl then where the fuck was he playing before then. no shot he was in the russian superleague in 07"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@lettiehatters @hotcocohollanov i just checked ilya's wiki page and apparently he was the captain of his junior league team in russia. so i'm starting to think that rachel reid Also had no idea about any of this either"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@KeirunTeo thank you so much I never would've found this on my own"
X Link 2026-02-10T19:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"i think I figured it out. if i'm wrong please let me know if this is all well known info then i'd love to know where it was hiding sports schools are a holdover from the soviet era. geno enrolled in one at [--] ovi enrolled in one after "8 and a half grades" at a public school hockey fans can someone please explain what russian junior hockey was before the russia's junior league was established in [----]. bc ilya got drafted in [----] so where the fuck was he playing junior hockey in [----]. hockey fans can someone please explain what russian junior hockey was before the russia's junior league was"
X Link 2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"these schools are funded/connected to the pro teams that both ovi and geno would go onto play for (Dynamo Moscow for ovi Metallurg Magnitogorsk for geno). but the pros also have their farm teams (like what the nhl has with the ahl). most players under [--] play on these B-teams"
X Link 2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"until they sign with the pros. in ovi's case he never joined a B-team and signed with dynamo's pro-team directly at the age of [--] (youngest that can play in russian pro leagues). in geno's case he played a few months on Metallurg's B-team before going pro at 17"
X Link 2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"both ovi and geno played in the russian superleague (RSL) before going to the NHL. in [----] the RSL rebranded into the kontinental hockey league (KHL) and maintains the same age rules as before. an official minor hockey league (MHL) for U20s emerged in 2009"
X Link 2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"presumably another rebrand for whatever structure existed before that these B-teams played in. I have not been able to find any record of where these teams played prior to [--]. additionally hockey schools would play other schools in their region for smaller tournaments"
X Link 2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"so ilya would've likely joined moscow dynamo given that it's his hometown school. in canon he captained their junior league team (aka farm team Dynamo-2) but he probably spent a fair bit of time in the RSL/KHL bc he was a prodigal superstar. then in [--] boston drafts him"
X Link 2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@weIIingtonkiss i was honestly cracking myself up with this tweet bc man. thye don't even know"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@beforejuko hey. Hey. Hey man. hollanov couldn't be narumitsu. to be honest. but they are straight up klapollo. do you hear me"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@isolabellz ilya sullenly watching Pork gnaw on his arm: you are a demon. you were sent to ruin my life shane: ilya :( dont talk to my sweet baby like that ilya: who even are you anymore"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"pork hollander"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:59Z [----] followers, 72.4K engagements
"@celuxtial water on the ceiling. anya hiding in her crate. no survivors"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@lvrsperseus enjoys david tolerates yuna. i think yuna is also disturbed by pork but they have a mutual respect for each other"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"this is insane"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:19Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements
"mortal girl shane also gets pork hollander. pork is meant to be shanes baby in every universe"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"i really am obsessed with this cat. how does she sit like that"
X Link 2026-02-11T23:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"if anyone else wants to write pork hollander or include that idea in a fic please feel free. again universal blessing for any idea i tweet on this account bc your version of it will always be different from mine but no less exciting :"
X Link 2026-02-12T00:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"i'm having ideas above my means again. social media fic where shane starts actually using instagram but only to post pictures of Pork in btwn his ads and hockey fans world over react to the ugly cat that Shane Hollander is apparently obsessed with"
X Link 2026-02-12T01:49Z [----] followers, 12K engagements
"@rozanlovely Pork is ilya's personal sleep paralysis demon"
X Link 2026-02-12T01:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@fishy_4_w1nw1n Pork is immortal in our hearts"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@celuxtial god could you imagine if pork becomes a central hockey superstition. harris posts a video of ilya reluctantly kissing pork to the cens account before they play one of the best home games of the season. so now ilya Has to kiss pork on camera every time they play at home"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@isolabellz i was going to say like. that's pork baby"
X Link 2026-02-12T03:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"pork hollander gave me like [---] new followers thats fucking crazy"
X Link 2026-02-12T03:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"my proudest fandom moment will always be mortal girl and dust bowl. i put so much of myself into those fics and i love how much dust bowl shane has come to mean to people. however pork hollander is a VERY close second"
X Link 2026-02-12T04:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@paulasoldestson he's been spiritually [--] since the age of 12"
X Link 2026-02-12T09:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@msnxxu @paulasoldestson the concept of a hairless cat summoning hairballs out of pure spite"
X Link 2026-02-12T13:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@lexcroucher HI THERE NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHOR LEX CROUCHER"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@moreaujere toni. HELP ME"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"troy getting to represent canada at the olympics and being the one to get the first goal for the canadian men's hockey team. harris couldn't go watch him bc he still has to work but he abuses his power as censmin to make fifty posts about it on all their official accounts"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:11Z [----] followers, 10.1K engagements
"he makes one post each for ilya and shane's goals and they're both like harris. what the fuck. stop favouring your boyfriend. and harris is like well maybe your goals should've been sexier. how about that. and troy is bright red but smiling like an idiot"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@destinanniee i like to think that this somehow leads to ilya buying a cricut for himself"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"god fucking damn it if this cat gets me to THREE THOUSAND FOLLOWERS. if this cat gets me to THREE THOUSAND FOLLOWERS"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"hudson's outfit rn is smth that dust bowl shane would wear to the nhl awards during the period of time where she's still in the closet but experimenting with slightly more feminine clothes"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"im fucking crying"
X Link 2026-02-15T03:03Z [----] followers, 89.3K engagements
"@howldean the atlantic division was actually the homosexual torture nexus"
X Link 2026-02-16T00:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@SonySoundtracks hi sony music soundtracks. I don't know why you're in my house but if you ever release a physical heated rivalry cd can you send me one. I collect cds and i think this would be fun and cool of you. thanks"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@Orihara0820 i love it did you know that there's a similar piece of hockey equipment called hockey garters"
X Link 2026-02-06T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"i want a sphynx cat so bad. I love those weird hairless fucks. god"
X Link 2026-02-12T03:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"anyone got reccs for fics where shane really goes through it. kind of like what i did in dust bowl just an emotional meat grinder of a time"
X Link 2026-01-29T04:21Z [----] followers, 55.4K engagements
"hayden: no it makes sense. ilya and pork have the kind of relationship you can only have with a stepdad ilya: exactly. you are quite wise pike shane: this is weirder than anything ive ever done with pork for the record"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"it actually fucking kills me that wildmin does the question of the day stuff right in front of the elevator the most inescapable part of any building. just cornering these guys like wild animals just because we miss our friends https://t.co/7y1yau76Ay just because we miss our friends https://t.co/7y1yau76Ay"
X Link 2026-02-13T23:40Z [----] followers, 135.5K engagements
"am I crazy or are there an insane number of fics with "this is a story about." in the summary when that's never been convention on ao3 before"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:52Z [----] followers, 145.7K engagements
"@moreauisms meanwhile harris would be a bard I think social media manager entirely support based. two charisma based classes falling in love"
X Link 2026-02-15T16:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"do you think that the press asked shane about drake vs kendrick and he initially said drake bc yknow canadian icon he should represent. and then ilya called him live on broadcast and apologized saying that his husband doesnt have internet ilya is team kendrick by the way shane doesnt know who he is but listened to ilya explain the beef anyway ilya is team kendrick by the way shane doesnt know who he is but listened to ilya explain the beef anyway"
X Link 2026-02-02T12:52Z [----] followers, 290.1K engagements
"dust bowl shane and svetlana friendship"
X Link 2026-02-02T17:25Z [----] followers, 53K engagements
"the best part of hr fic is getting to fall in love with everyones ocs that they made to round out the world. i love you chexy. i love you cens beat reporter. i love you random hockey twt ocs in the middle of an rpf war"
X Link 2026-02-05T12:54Z [----] followers, 179.9K engagements
"mortal girl E-rated #hollanov series currently ongoing trans femShane Hollander au shane is a woman a hockey player and rozanov's girl individual fic links/graphics in the replies π http://ao3.org/series/5673351 http://ao3.org/series/5673351"
X Link 2026-02-06T00:05Z [----] followers, 58.4K engagements
"i think an au where everything is the same except shane is a goalie who is so fucking good at blocking ilyas shots that it makes ilya want to slaughter him would be really fucking funny. esp bc being a goalie would make shane so much Weirder"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:22Z [----] followers, 426.9K engagements
"i get the jokes but i'm not a huge fan of ppl talking abt shane dating rose like he was Just trying to get back at ilya. when that was him desperately trying to convince himself that his feelings for ilya were stupid indulgences and that he could be be "normal" (into girls)"
X Link 2026-02-06T16:12Z [----] followers, 92.2K engagements
"not to make everything about troy barrett but i think that troy kissing shanes nose would be the single most awkward human interaction in the history of mankind athletes are so superstitious so when shane notices ottawa won [--] games in a row after ilya kissed him on the nose before each game shane starts demanding nose kisses before each game. the other centaurs start to kiss shane on the nose before penalty shots for good luck athletes are so superstitious so when shane notices ottawa won [--] games in a row after ilya kissed him on the nose before each game shane starts demanding nose kisses"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:50Z [----] followers, 88.5K engagements
"it's still unclear what the tone of this is meant to be but i'm in the kitchen. perhaps no joke I have been thinking about this concept ever since I watched episode [--]. shane loses to ilya at worlds then at the draft. the night before their second worlds face off he kills someone. it's the first time he wins against ilya. now it's his hockey superstition no joke I have been thinking about this concept ever since I watched episode [--]. shane loses to ilya at worlds then at the draft. the night before their second worlds face off he kills someone. it's the first time he wins against ilya. now it's"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:45Z [----] followers, 199K engagements
"i think that troy barretts actor has to always look at least 7% confused at any given moment"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:10Z [----] followers, 81.2K engagements
"insanely good comment abt shane and suicidal ideation on my fic that's just kind of entirely about suicide"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:49Z [----] followers, 56.3K engagements
"when shane and ilya finally agree on getting cat I hope that shane finds the ugliest meanest hairless cat and falls completely in love with it. ilya thinks it looks like a rotisserie chicken and has unbelievable amounts of beef with it. the cat only likes shane anya & hayden"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:29Z [----] followers, 308.3K engagements
"hayden is terrified of Pork but tolerates him for shane. Pork loves him. Pork will lick hayden's hand for like hours. I think Pork instinctively hates ilya bc ilya pets him like a dog which kind of hurts when you're a hairless cat. so he bites ilya. a lot"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:35Z [----] followers, 31K engagements
"they dont get Pork as a kitten btw. Pork is an Adult Man Cat when they get him"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:58Z [----] followers, 21.2K engagements
"i love you Pork Hollander when shane and ilya finally agree on getting cat I hope that shane finds the ugliest meanest hairless cat and falls completely in love with it. ilya thinks it looks like a rotisserie chicken and has unbelievable amounts of beef with it. the cat only likes shane anya & hayden when shane and ilya finally agree on getting cat I hope that shane finds the ugliest meanest hairless cat and falls completely in love with it. ilya thinks it looks like a rotisserie chicken and has unbelievable amounts of beef with it. the cat only likes shane anya & hayden"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:11Z [----] followers, 191.7K engagements
"this is what i think Pork looks like except hes completely pink"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:30Z [----] followers, 22.2K engagements
"i love my multiverse of aus. mortal girl. Pork Hollander. unwilling serial killer shane"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@sakuspvce no just a regular sphynx but its so fat and full of hate"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"i love how immediately on board everyone was with the name Pork for shane's evil fat hairless cat. not a single person suggested an alternative. no one went "why pork" everyone was like yup. Pork Hollander. and I think that's beautiful"
X Link 2026-02-12T00:40Z [----] followers, 47K engagements
"ilya walking downstairs in the middle of the night to find shane sitting there holding Pork like this bc he had a bad dream and is self soothing by squeezing Pork. ilya goes to comfort shane and Pork fucking bites him & he's mad until he hears shane start laughing"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:11Z [----] followers, 94.5K engagements
"pork is like thirteen years old which is already so old for a sphynx cat but he's as healthy as a horse and every time ilya comes over he expects this cat to be dead already but he's always. fucking. there. he has to wear a diaper & a sweater. he has no teeth & has to be handfed"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"two pork hollander timelines. 1) adopted pork hollander where pork joins the family post TLG. 2) Always Pork Hollander where Pork is shane's childhood cat who glares at ilya whenever he comes over to hook up"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:37Z [----] followers, 65.8K engagements
"when pork eventually passes (post cottage before ilya goes to ottawa) ilya cries more than shane does. shane had been ready for pork to go for years now but ilya comes over expecting pork and doesn't see him and just bursts into tears shocking them both"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"another thing that blew up was this lazy ass tweet I made with what I vaguely imagined pork to look like in terms of dimensions and posture. but his colour palatte is more Pink https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021660329487610167 https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021660329487610167"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:59Z [----] followers, 21K engagements
"just found out that the two types of hairless cat breeds are the canadian sphynx cat and the russian donskoy cats. so this is even fucking funnier"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:25Z [----] followers, 71.2K engagements
"another great thing about pork hollander: he's a male hairless cat so his balls are so uncomfortably visible all the fucking time"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:40Z [----] followers, 23.2K engagements
"would it be gauche to change my bio to "the creative mind behind pork hollander'"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"i love getting to write the stupidest dialogue and prose in the world. more from ilya and pork's first meeting"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:00Z [----] followers, 46.8K engagements
"ilya blue troy gray ok https://t.co/1msuL0l6ow ok https://t.co/1msuL0l6ow"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:18Z [----] followers, 21.3K engagements
"ok. last pork hollander thing for today. I think yuna does enjoy pork as a concept. but also her momager brain is like honey. that is the least brand friendly pet you could've ever gotten. and she doesn't just mean cause he's ugly pork refuses to cooperate with promos or ads"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:57Z [----] followers, 26K engagements
"meat ugly the Pork Hollander fic a collection of short 1-3k ish snippets and scenes about Pork his ongoing war against Ilya his pampering by Shane and other shenanigans this has been the weirdest week of my fucking life http://ao3.org/works/79441566/chapters/208471461 http://ao3.org/works/79441566/chapters/208471461"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:29Z [----] followers, 56.3K engagements
"pork actually wouldn't say a lot he'd just whisper "you piece of shit" from the corner of the room and play innocent when ilya whirls around to see if it was actually pork au where pork can actually speak but Ilya's the only person he talks to and Ilya thinks he's slowly going crazy au where pork can actually speak but Ilya's the only person he talks to and Ilya thinks he's slowly going crazy"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:05Z [----] followers, 38K engagements
"i think im bad at being a hockey fan bc every team endears me for some reason or another. like the habs are so charming"
X Link 2026-02-14T02:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"another au that i dont have the ability or knowledge to write: figure skater ilya/costume designer shane"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@SunNightSerge if i saw it once or twice i would chalk it up to being new on ao3 and not knowing how to write an effective summary but the amount that ive been seeing it makes me think its not newness its an AI thing"
X Link 2026-02-14T23:06Z [----] followers, 15.5K engagements
"not the thing to focus on I know but I love her back tattoos Hudson Williams via Instagram story ππππππππππ Happy Valentines day https://t.co/nYtItxzYwU Hudson Williams via Instagram story ππππππππππ Happy Valentines day https://t.co/nYtItxzYwU"
X Link 2026-02-14T23:33Z [----] followers, 38.1K engagements
"@sushiwriterhere "hey guys- hey yeah no if you're gonna do it then you have to bring out a mattress. no I know the grass is "softer than concrete" but that's not a huge improvement. the mattress is inconvenient ok then don't do the fucking backflips""
X Link 2026-02-14T23:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"i really wonder how the trajectory of hollanov's relationship would've changed if ilya didn't push away shane at the olympics. like if ilya was a little vulnerable & let shane in earlier I don't think shane would've run away after the tuna melts"
X Link 2026-02-15T00:26Z [----] followers, 53.5K engagements
"im imagining ilyas sheer horror at one day waking up to find that pork has started growing fur and its really cracking me up"
X Link 2026-02-15T02:52Z [----] followers, 28.8K engagements
"@zoldyckye I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. jester would take fjord to taffy lane. jester and harris even have the same "wanting to see more of the world but cant" arcs likegjhdfks"
X Link 2026-02-15T15:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@elk_en also like for their personal arcs maybe shane always wanted to be an alpha to prove himself in hockey but he also always wanted to be an omega to justify his desire to be fucked by a man. maybe ilya could never be good enough for his father Because he was born a beta"
X Link 2026-02-15T20:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"TROY AND HARRIS MENTIONED [--]. top characters and top relationships (look at the sides) https://t.co/qODg6cmtrX [--]. top characters and top relationships (look at the sides) https://t.co/qODg6cmtrX"
X Link 2026-02-16T01:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Tap tap tap is this thing on yes it is on it works go crazy https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal/a/116078117150850558 https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal/a/116078117150850558"
X Link 2026-02-16T03:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"how does it feel to be the mastermind behind such varied and revered heated rivalry headcanons and ideas doesn't feel like anything really it's just how i've always interacted with the things I love https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal/a/116078221701035387 https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal/a/116078221701035387"
X Link 2026-02-16T03:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"are you autistic who's asking https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal/a/116078278845810894 https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal/a/116078278845810894"
X Link 2026-02-16T03:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"im going to share an opinion i have re: shane hollanders cultural identity and no one is allowed to yell at me about it"
X Link 2026-01-29T19:00Z [----] followers, 119.8K engagements
"remember in role model when boods baby was born the same day that dallas kent got arrested but troy didnt know about kent so when he heard the centaurs going did you hear the news i hope he fucking rots troys first reaction was what did bood and his baby do"
X Link 2026-02-08T06:51Z [----] followers, 246.1K engagements
"shane would do this. shane would ONE HUNDRED percent do this"
X Link 2026-02-08T14:22Z [----] followers, 182.1K engagements
"my beta hates me"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:33Z [----] followers, 520.1K engagements
"not to be a killjoy but the cast & crew have all repeatedly emphasized how rehearsed the intimacy scenes are. even if the specific kisses weren't planned they still talked abt if those were okay places to kiss. and i think that should be remembered when talking abt these scenes cant stop thinking about the fact that almost all the kisses on shanes body were improvised by connor and they ALL were WET kisses that boy shining https://t.co/FLmr23Dw1y cant stop thinking about the fact that almost all the kisses on shanes body were improvised by connor and they ALL were WET kisses that boy shining"
X Link 2026-02-09T12:40Z [----] followers, 271.2K engagements
"no joke I have been thinking about this concept ever since I watched episode [--]. shane loses to ilya at worlds then at the draft. the night before their second worlds face off he kills someone. it's the first time he wins against ilya. now it's his hockey superstition au where shane actually is a murderer au where shane actually is a murderer"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:07Z [----] followers, 353.1K engagements
"hes pork hollander and not pork hollander-rozanov because ilya insists that hes porks step dad while shane is anya hollander-rozanovs biological father. shane is like whatever you freak"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:48Z [----] followers, 58.8K engagements
"ilya: luca what is a chud son and why do you think i should call pork that luca: dont worry about it"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@sillylilbob its very clearly a wip"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"anya and pork are best friends by the way. sphynx cats get cold easily so pork is always cuddling with anya for warmth. anya likes to like pork and pork tolerates it for cuddles. shane has cried over it more than once"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:08Z [----] followers, 106.2K engagements
"shane fell in love with pork (the cat) bc he thought porks glare looked like ilyas resting bitch face. when ilya finds out he gets so emotional but hes also like you looked at this fat mean chicken breast and thought of your husband. im filing for divorce"
X Link 2026-02-11T23:42Z [----] followers, 63.5K engagements
"the only thing funnier than shane bringing pork home to a horrified ilya is an au where pork is shane's impossibly old childhood cat and the first time ilya comes over to fuck he gets to meet this ancient hairless hat-filled fat beast. who IMMEDIATELY hates his fucking guts"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:34Z [----] followers, 47.4K engagements
"eventually when they're finally living together they go and get a new sphynx kitten and ilya is obsessed with how fucking weird and alien they look. they get a kitten that looks like this and ilya gets to name it. he picks the name Intestine bc it looks like a small intestine"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:42Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements
"SOMEONE ALREADY WROTE PORK HOLLANDER FIC https://archiveofourown.org/works/79342836 https://archiveofourown.org/works/79342836"
X Link 2026-02-12T03:59Z [----] followers, 22.7K engagements
"pork and anya are best friends https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021692778141327508 anya and pork are best friends by the way. sphynx cats get cold easily so pork is always cuddling with anya for warmth. anya likes to like pork and pork tolerates it for cuddles. shane has cried over it more than once https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021692778141327508 anya and pork are best friends by the way. sphynx cats get cold easily so pork is always cuddling with anya for warmth. anya likes to like pork and pork tolerates it for cuddles. shane has cried over it more than once"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:59Z [----] followers, 18.4K engagements
"@jellygouache @porkhollander i dont know man but im just rolling with it. like hell yeah pork hollander is real"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"i think that most beautiful part of pork hollander taking off is that this is [----] tumblr fandom core. this is the kind of posting I did a decade ago as a kid. just endless weird little headcanons. I missed it so bad. and ppl love it"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:33Z [----] followers, 18.3K engagements
"i think rose loves pork hollander but her enthusiasm scares him and he always runs away. I think svetlana and pork are neutral on each other and will sit chicly next to each other without interacting"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:27Z [----] followers, 23.4K engagements
"i have been told that lex croucher the author of Gwen & Art Are Not In Love knows about pork hollander"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:41Z [----] followers, 31.8K engagements
"hello to the fucking. NINE HUNDRED people who have followed me since yesterday. bc of pork. my name is surya and i'm a queer trans man. I use he/him pronouns & i'm not very comfortable w/ feminine gendered terms like queen girl sis or mother. keep that in mind pls & ty"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:39Z [----] followers, 21.8K engagements
"WHAT THE FUCK pork and ilya all day every day https://t.co/4ehG6eb7CD pork and ilya all day every day https://t.co/4ehG6eb7CD"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:21Z [----] followers, 105.7K engagements
"i love this fandom"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"i wonder how shane reacted to the news of gay marriage becoming legal in the united states. cause that wouldve been in june of [----] so he wouldve had all summer and offseason to spiral about it"
X Link 2026-02-15T12:46Z [----] followers, 46.8K engagements
"my first car was a [----] honda civic that was a handmedown from both my dad and my sister. it was on the verge of death and the engine wouldnt start in winter. i miss her every day people being shocked about this is sooo weird to me causei see this type of cars here all the time especially young people who usually get an used one and its an old one like damn yall rich or people being shocked about this is sooo weird to me causei see this type of cars here all the time especially young people who usually get an used one and its an old one like damn yall rich or"
X Link 2026-02-15T13:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"anon hate on fics is funny in general but this is just perplexing"
X Link 2026-02-15T17:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@jukoist I think it's also just the nature of people nowadays to go "this sucks actually" over dumb shit like headcanons aka wholly optional fandom stuff. ive already seen people on here calling me corny and lame for pork fucking hollander like corny and lame isn't the point LMAO"
X Link 2026-02-15T20:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"beta4beta hollanov is the most elite version of omegaverse hollanov bc there is no reason for them to be having sex other than genuine personal desire and that's more scandalous than if they were an alpha and omega or whatever"
X Link 2026-02-15T20:25Z [----] followers, 22.4K engagements
"@kurtstieI WILD GEESE BY MARY OLIVERπππππππππ"
X Link 2026-02-15T22:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"i buckled down and finally finished some really pressing work that I had been putting off with the promise of writing after I was done but now that im done I have no idea what I want to write"
X Link 2026-02-15T23:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"hi I made a revospring so I have an askbox on here. I will shut this shit down Immediately if you guys get weird so be normal. I also might ignore questions if I dont have an interesting enough response but here. again be NORMAL https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal https://revospring.net/@narivaaaal"
X Link 2026-02-16T02:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"is this link working for y'all"
X Link 2026-02-16T03:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"having a really good idea right before bed so you just throw everything into a doc and hope that you still have the sauce when you wake up"
X Link 2026-02-16T04:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
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