#  @mikjcal Mick Mick posts on X about melbourne, money, future, australia the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::809650903800156160/interactions)  - [--] Week [-------] +73,892% - [--] Month [-------] -38% - [--] Months [---------] +1,007% - [--] Year [---------] +68% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::809650903800156160/posts_active)  - [--] Months [---] -18% - [--] Year [---] -21% ### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::809650903800156160/followers)  - [--] Week [-----] +3% - [--] Month [-----] +3.30% - [--] Months [-----] +11% - [--] Year [-----] +14% ### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::809650903800156160/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [finance](/list/finance) 13% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 11% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) 9% [countries](/list/countries) 9% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 7% [stocks](/list/stocks) 7% [social networks](/list/social-networks) 5% [musicians](/list/musicians) 5% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 4% [products](/list/products) #4924 **Social topic influence** [melbourne](/topic/melbourne) 8%, [money](/topic/money) 6%, [future](/topic/future) #3790, [australia](/topic/australia) 5%, [in the](/topic/in-the) #1730, [apple](/topic/apple) #2354, [tesla](/topic/tesla) 4%, [the first](/topic/the-first) 3%, [instagram](/topic/instagram) 3%, [level](/topic/level) 2% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@nicenuts](/creator/undefined) [@tuppaware](/creator/undefined) [@friedrich12159](/creator/undefined) [@dustypee](/creator/undefined) [@applesclubs](/creator/undefined) [@kpmuddle](/creator/undefined) [@heisharsh](/creator/undefined) [@theday](/creator/undefined) [@krassenstein](/creator/undefined) [@statsfeed](/creator/undefined) [@13arm13arm](/creator/undefined) [@apedescendent](/creator/undefined) [@ciphertwt](/creator/undefined) [@spannerscat](/creator/undefined) [@jasd1218](/creator/undefined) [@funkomi](/creator/undefined) [@pittworldwide](/creator/undefined) [@forallcurious](/creator/undefined) [@nirgal451](/creator/undefined) [@mosthiphop](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla) [Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/$spot) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Mastercard, Inc. (MA)](/topic/$ma) [Nasdaq666 (NDQ)](/topic/$ndq) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "To eliminate as it appears some have simply read this as an attack on old people π€·β The core message is that in our 20s and 30s its very easy to get caught up thinking youre invincible. Start planning for your future early. Put some money away have a nest egg put some more into your superannuation. Yes its unsexy but advice i wish i took seriously as now in my 40s im playing financial catch up. And its scary. Cause when you get to retirement thats it your past planning will now dictate if your older years will be a struggle or if they will be comfortable. If youll be able to afford things" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2021288209670602999) 2026-02-10T18:20Z [----] followers, 17K engagements "@Cipher_twt Gemini. ChatGPT cant even get the water level to look right" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022446357781582098) 2026-02-13T23:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@applesclubs If youre using AirPods like most Apple users do youre not going to tell any difference in sound quality. Lossless is incompatible with Bluetooth" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022594887829590254) 2026-02-14T08:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "That was an epic drive today π₯± countless caravans and Camrys overtaken thousands of potholes avoided and probably some damage to my car done from Victorias crap country roads Im one step closer to justifying buying a self driving Teslaπ€£ so long as it avoids potholesπ€" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2004486419843256830) 2025-12-26T09:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@nicenuts @kpmuddle @tuppaware If someone bought me a Chery or a Haval I would be breaking up with them too" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2020431000539681121) 2026-02-08T09:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@tuppaware 100% after buying brand new and then taking that steep depreciation hit when I changed my mind and wanted an SUV Im never buying new again" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2020431457282617399) 2026-02-08T09:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I saw its being built in RHD. But I agree that I dont see it denting Tesla sales. You will have people like myself that will be very cautious as the brand is new and worried they will pull out of Australia and be left high and dry so a well established brand with a known presence and after sales support like Tesla will always win out. Also Tesla having the supercharger network which given our not so great EV infrastructure is still a main selling point for Tesla over even Chinese EV competitors. I have the feeling Rivian will be like the Cadillac Lyriq on sale in Australia but only the die" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2020642345184833735) 2026-02-08T23:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@FriedRich12159 Nope it isnt cause I fear exactly the same thing. Thats also another topic about there being very limited retirement options that cater specifically for LGBTQ people. Especially those that have higher healthcare needs when older" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2021296123852583412) 2026-02-10T18:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "I still remember how much we looked forward to Dawsons Creek weekly it was that show that cut through at the age where some of us were still also figuring out our sexuality. Dawsons Creek had one of the first gay kisses on a tv show. [--] π³ a reminder just how life can be so short and not to get caught up in petty bullshit that doesnt matter. RIP James π’π’ https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021694698566602867 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021694698566602867" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2021694698566602867) 2026-02-11T21:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Spanners_cat NDQ is 25% of my ETF holdings. so while its taking a bashing thankfully Its being propped up the others. Silver lining I did buy some more to try and pull my average down. The whole US tech market seems to be spooked over AI being overhyped and overvalued. Which it is" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022135646014632229) 2026-02-13T02:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@nicenuts I like how some PT nerds on Reddit are just as passionate as me with their hatred of this rebrand and much much preferred to just keep it as PT" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022188707013644610) 2026-02-13T05:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "The hate is bizarre. Apparently chucking someone on statins and all sort of pills for the rest of their life for obesity is fine but taking a GLP1 to lose weight is the worst thing ever π€·β I get oh but the side effects yeah and what about the side effects from being overweight π or youll be on it long terms yes but how is that different from blood pressure and cholesterol medication. People like to just demonise fat people. Fitness influencers hate it cause it works and they can no longer profit from flogging their shitty overpriced programs." [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022415489310609866) 2026-02-13T21:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@jasd1218 @funkomi And Viagra was originally marketed to treat hypertension (high blood pressure) and angina pectoris (chest pain). A lot of drugs are used for multiple purposes. Tirzepatide for example is also TGA approved for Obstructive Sleep Apnea and it works brilliantly for that" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022417065584582693) 2026-02-13T21:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@nicenuts Next year will be VCAT logo teal" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022251952164536802) 2026-02-13T10:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@pittworldwide There is a [--] day money back guarantee on My Perfect Eyes and a special deal for our viewers today an extra $190 of value included" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022202812499955789) 2026-02-13T06:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@forallcurious Australia declared this for Australias healthcare system in July [----]. The advancement in antiretroviral medication even now PrEP was something I didnt think I would see in my lifetime. Science is incredible π€©" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022192443492642889) 2026-02-13T06:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@HeIsHARSH @applesclubs Thats ok. What word would you use then. Lets try: Bluetooth does not support lossless" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022603728168309009) 2026-02-14T09:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Researching Superannuation plugging figures into Grok and ChatGPT asking it to deep analyse past and projected future gains based on current balance and allocation against the other funds in the market. Theyre basically at complete odds with each other. Grok tends to overstate markets and projected gains ChatGPT a lot more conservative but also not willing to give straight answers. Are there any AI models that are better for financial queries π€ Silver lining that at the moment with 30% high growth 15% Australian 55% international with AustralianSuper thankfully at least both agreed that this" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2019356966204973396) 2026-02-05T10:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Love your optimism Grok π€£ Thats like a YoY return of close to 10%" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2019362128474566921) 2026-02-05T10:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "How did I manage to get dragged into a war in my buildings Facebook page. Im up against the NIMBY King π€£π€£ Gym wants to move to a much bigger space and modernise. Im very supportive of it as the new gym will be a much nicer space and it will be above the cafe and medical centre but nope apparently it will cause sound pandemonium and people will be throwing weights at the ceiling at all hours π€·βπ€·β" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2019612826021818717) 2026-02-06T03:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Its boring but for me functional. Show me your home screens β¨ https://t.co/qtq9euM5ug Show me your home screens β¨ https://t.co/qtq9euM5ug" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2019614960477958263) 2026-02-06T03:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Today I got to catch up with Emmas biological sister Lyla. Shes just as spicy πΆ just as cheeky and to be honest I think there was some sibling rivalry as they didnt want a bar of each other at first π€£ Here I am holding Nikki Lyla and Emma. All related with Emma and Lyla being litter mates π₯°πΆ" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2020047957077475362) 2026-02-07T08:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Todays golf day β³πβ. A story in three parts. 1/ getting ready to get the ball on the green 2/ oh fuk nope thats in the tree π³ 3/ oh well π€·β" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020340777164087486) 2026-02-08T03:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Fluids only from now will I wake up tomorrow afternoon from anaesthetic Man Im gonna be cranky by this evening π€£π€£π€£ But atleast my nose should be fixed and should eventually be able to breathe normally for the first time ever" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2020651450788090351) 2026-02-09T00:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Im from Melbourne I did this for [---] days and still have the residual trauma to prove it. Could you stay in the house for a whole week without stepping a foot outside for $450k Could you stay in the house for a whole week without stepping a foot outside for $450k" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2020839106927091848) 2026-02-09T12:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "At some point the party will be over you will no longer be one of the desired ones in the room and the realisation will kick in that its all on you now. Being gay and old can become quite isolating. As unsexy as it is start putting a little bit of money away invest have a plan for the future. Cause youre going to hit 60+ your friends will fade youll no longer be sexually desired your family will get old and some die out before you and it will be up to what youve set up for yourself in your earlier years that will determine if you struggle or will be comfortable and stress free. Gay men over" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2021008300637384898) 2026-02-09T23:48Z [----] followers, 920.3K engagements "In the departure lounge as I like to call it at Epworth waiting for admission. Been fasting since 10am yesterday so Im definitely going to murder those hospital sandwiches when I wake up" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2021040418918629424) 2026-02-10T01:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "What Ive noticed about being in a hospital waiting room is that people are extremely open about their entire medical history and why they are here when theyre on the phone π³" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2021045009483694586) 2026-02-10T02:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@theday Exactly what Ive been doing as Ive been getting older. You give solid advice. Lean into hobbies that lead to good friendship connections rather than environments where the social link is drinking and sex" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2021151616426996168) 2026-02-10T09:17Z [----] followers, 21.4K engagements "How am I supposed to sleep without being able to breathe through my nose ππ - oh and also not being allowed to lay flat cause you might end up choking on blood π³ - Hopefully this septoplasty heals quick π" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2021207939583803492) 2026-02-10T13:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The earning part. What do you hate about money What do you hate about money" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2021212752409223635) 2026-02-10T13:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The aftercare institutions: take Panadol and if that doesnt work then take Tapentadol so of course Im gonna read that as jump straight to the Tapentadol π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2021352196139516368) 2026-02-10T22:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Got my little girl protecting me post op recovery π₯°π₯°" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2021357042305466863) 2026-02-10T22:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Ok so nasal douching is now up there with one of the more grosser things Ive had to do π³" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2021369737520062868) 2026-02-10T23:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Opening the stonks app this past month" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022124793143963963) 2026-02-13T01:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "So X finally removed dim as a display option ππ boo" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022219254104567972) 2026-02-13T08:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Yep that is correct π my previous regular sexual partners who have been HIV+ were also undetectable. Even though at the time we chose to not stress so much about condoms as they were undetectable Ive remained negative. PrEP has now become very mainstream though and on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme. Australia did a big U=U advertising push and Im glad to see it had some cut through. The stigma still exists here and there unfortunately but its better than it used to be" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022242153154437289) 2026-02-13T09:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Fastest way to cure depression Fastest way to cure depression" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022248704963658216) 2026-02-13T09:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@Nirgal451 Imagine being upset over a backpack and someone saving money by bringing their own food and drink to work π€¦βπ€£π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022479176058777623) 2026-02-14T01:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@mosthiphop If youre using AirPods or any other Bluetooth headphones youre not going to tell the difference anyways as Bluetooth does not support Apple lossless. The average Apple users are using AirPods. Spotifys algorithm and new music discovery beats Apple Music every time" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022590490580050069) 2026-02-14T08:35Z [----] followers, 12.9K engagements "Spotify has a Premium tier called Basic Individual - its Spotify Premium without the audiobooks. Its $12.99 per month. Which is exactly the same price as Apple Music. Apple Music appears to take a jab at Spotify over rising subscription prices: "BTW we're still the same price." https://t.co/a4M7GuEJPX Apple Music appears to take a jab at Spotify over rising subscription prices: "BTW we're still the same price." https://t.co/a4M7GuEJPX" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022593816725782819) 2026-02-14T08:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@chasedownleads Central Park Airport. Then build a carpark underneath the airport. Win win π€£π€£ Its a little disturbing some replies seem to be taking this way too seriously and not get that youre a parody account π¬π¬" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2022962338887012641) 2026-02-15T09:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Today. Nirvana - Unplugged in New York. When was the last time you listened to an album all the way through When was the last time you listened to an album all the way through" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/1993180456599375902) 2025-11-25T04:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Aussies in the thread saying we refuse to use American products while on X/Twitter and using an Apple or Google device π€£π€£ This is a home brand product which is for customers who want the cheapest possible product. Customers in this price point dont care about country of origin and Woolworth found a US company can do it cheapest for their home brand. That said they have plenty of Australian alternatives that consumers can also pick π€·β" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/1995434719681650823) 2025-12-01T10:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@DramsFull @krassenstein Then people can buy western star as there is a ton of choice. People are acting like they are being forced to buy this brand of home brand butter like there is zero choice ππ" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/1995437331566977416) 2025-12-01T10:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Its interesting how suddenly we are hearing so much demonisation of GLP1s whos doing these anti-studies The fitness industry cause they can no longer peddle expensive diet plans and crap that doesnt work to people who are desperate π€·βπ€·β These drugs are a game changer for anyone who has ever struggled so desperately with their weight and the emotional toll that comes with it. Its just so disappointing that the price point is so high limiting its accessibility to all those who really need it. There is a health safety alert for more than half a million Australians taking weight-loss drugs like" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/1995445583369093342) 2025-12-01T10:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@jhamblej @krassenstein Im not missing that at all. The packaging is green and blue and Australia doesnt own the colour green. Marketing use green all the time to give the feeling of farm and freshness. This is being seen as such a storm in a teacup π€·β" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/1995631053231587471) 2025-12-01T23:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "TGA: we found no link between GLP1s and su*cidal thoughts but we will update info anyways to align it all Media: OMG Wegovy and Mounjaro causes su*cidal thoughts People who have the comprehension level of a fish: see look at this article Told you they are bad π€·βπ€·β" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/1995670468704305426) 2025-12-02T01:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@stats_feed Australias dream job being real estate @RBASHAGGER youve succeeded π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/1996346264137703932) 2025-12-03T22:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "So I posted these two stories on Instagram and Facebook that I was taking Mounjaro as I joked I was on the Oprah diet. I got to a point where Im like screw it Im just gonna be candid about all this. Why hide myself and add to the stigma of using GLP1s and weight loss. Whats been the result is quite a few (actually the most Ive had in quite sometime) DMs from people who have told me theyre also on it and surprisingly quite a few I never even would have suspected. Most said the same been on it for a while but havent told anyone cause of the stigma Just goes to show you think youre the only one" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/1997636737384988865) 2025-12-07T11:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Im always a Coles shopper but the issue is my local Coles now closes at 10pm which when I wanna shop. The only one around me that still closes at midnight is Woolworths. So Im kinda new to this whole everyday rewards thing. But Ill take the $60 as it gets me a weeks worth of my muscle chef π€" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/1999260800738033797) 2025-12-11T23:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@JoshGarlepp The first test. Anyone that thinks this is real they also get banned π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/1999741103294251463) 2025-12-13T07:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@nicenuts Now he is under the doona sleeping between my legs π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2001245048567161208) 2025-12-17T10:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@tuppaware We did find one in the end and acquired the Dolce & Gabbana Moka Pot" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2001599387257180194) 2025-12-18T10:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "I remember the Polestar I just got in pushed the brake and chucked it in gear. To turn off pushed the park button and locked the doors. Got used to it quick and it just made so much sense. Im guessing the push button in a BMW is their boomer demographic need something physical to say its on and off π€£π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2001945639610101947) 2025-12-19T09:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@pmcafrica Coins for parking meters or toll booths" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2002238002026983530) 2025-12-20T04:41Z [----] followers, 995.8K engagements "The joys of driving in the country being stuck behind countless caravans overtake one to find there is another round the corner I still dont get the attraction to the whole caravan thing why stay in a tiny box on wheels when some really awesome hotels exist π€·βπ€£π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2004321268523516340) 2025-12-25T22:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I really need to stop feeling guilty for doing absolutely nothing for a day Trying to force myself just to have a day of being beached on the couch and fall down a YouTube hole maybe go do a half arsed workout at the gym or go get my car washed But also not get annoyed with myself if I end up doing nothing at all" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2004741075404259795) 2025-12-27T02:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@tuppaware Next youll want a Proton Jumbuck and a Suzuki Mighty Boy π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2007016387311730836) 2026-01-02T09:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "100 days since starting on Mounjaro (100kg down to 85kg). While I can tell Im struggling to gain muscle what its done to trim visceral fat especially around the gut which Ive always struggled with has been something that even surprised me π³. While I still have more to go you know what for once in god knows how long Im feeling happy with this progress π" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2008155083146670381) 2026-01-05T12:34Z [----] followers, 33.9K engagements "@JoPlanetEarth @princesspolly58 @DustyPee Its the United States still common in sit down restaurants to do chip and signature with physical card then add tip to receipt π³ It always baffled me that the country who literally invented Visa and Mastercard feel so behind" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2009060086652784670) 2026-01-08T00:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Todays weather gave me a momentary flashback of living through this in [----] in a shitty rental flat with no air con and just a pedestal fan π¬" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2009511545383104614) 2026-01-09T06:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@13arm13arm @Tesla @TeslaAUNZ Today I got into my Sauna Skoda and was like damn I wish I had a Tesla so i could have remotely turned on the air con half an hour ago from my desk π€¦πΌβπ€£" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2009512137648226413) 2026-01-09T06:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Driving down to Geelong looking at the back of cars got me thinking. Surely its time to retire education state on our plates it looks shit it was never a good slogan snd surely someone can come up with something better Honestly the last good plate slogan was Victoria - on the move π https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2010220365960884560 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2010220365960884560" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2010220365960884560) 2026-01-11T05:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@tuppaware Im at the age where I go to Chemist Warehouse enough that the staff know my name and my dogs names" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2010225700603900060) 2026-01-11T05:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I love how Im reminded that my photo of a gay cruise club in Melbourne has reached 2.5million views π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2011207197871783996) 2026-01-13T22:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Booking flights was the easy bit then the hard part of working out the itinerary I think so far Im thinking Hong Kong Guangzhou Chongqing Chengdu Hong Kong But this will change over a hundred times π€·β" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2012061895638024198) 2026-01-16T07:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@tuppaware I was actually originally wanting to fly via Sydney so I could get the A380 but it jacked up the price too much π So its an A350 there but I made sure I got a [---] back so I can have both of SQs cabin configs π₯°" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2012096146223821078) 2026-01-16T09:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@ape_descendent Is this still available" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2012460025113891296) 2026-01-17T09:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@ape_descendent I find just turning off the news and not giving a shit about anything other than your small bubble helps a lot" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2013052357001806062) 2026-01-19T00:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@taipan168 Sydney airport station monitors tell you how many passengers there are per carriage in Melbourne the monitors tell you how many people on the skybus are crying at having to take a bus π€·πΌβ" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2013232311764959721) 2026-01-19T12:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@nicenuts I saw the white tshirt in the background and automatically thought it was me π€¦π»βπ" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2013232705346113576) 2026-01-19T12:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Am I the only one who checks the registration of every plane they travel on. Today Im on VH-IJU She was born in [----] and started life with Singapore Airlines. In [----] she was hit by a catering truck - repaired and returned to service. In [----] she joined Virgin Australia and is about to take me to Brisbane. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2013776338742845541 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2013776338742845541" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2013776338742845541) 2026-01-21T00:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@DustyPee You got a statement I got Harry Styles π€" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2014529219158802716) 2026-01-23T02:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@DustyPee If you buy tickets Ill convince @nicenuts hes a massive harry styles fan π€" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2014551767544168758) 2026-01-23T04:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "May I got them on a good week but drivers in Brisbane and Gold Coast are so much less aggressive than those in Melbourne People were just chilling between 90-100 on the Pacific Motorway and just passing each other if they wanted to go faster keeping their distance and everything flowing. Arterial roads the same Try that on the Monash or the Princes Freeway and youll be met with tailgating and aggression so hard youll have to see a therapist for your new acquired anxiety and panic disorder. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2014920972303008094 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2014920972303008094" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2014920972303008094) 2026-01-24T04:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@nickjmb Wait till you drive in Melbourne its anger issues on steroids π€£π€£ I think even a self driving Tesla would be like what the fuck is this shit π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2015003773362667962) 2026-01-24T10:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@stuartpsych @DonnaAslan Honestly I would take flouting a few road rules or going slow as they are unsure over aggression tail gating and flat out road rage π« π« I just assume since vitamin D makes people happy and there is a lot more of it in Queensland theyre just more chill here π€" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2015004325341544732) 2026-01-24T10:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@fictillius So I was looking for an overpriced cramped slow bus to the airport. The staff said no you just get on this and youll go to the airport quickly and very comfortably I also asked where do I buy tickets and they said just tap your credit card Im in some weird future" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2015984709751480510) 2026-01-27T03:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@kpmuddle @buttholefactory Milk spilled in my car is my biggest fear. Ive heard you will never ever get rid of that smell π³π³" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2016047544955236645) 2026-01-27T07:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Nope still there looks like Skoda Karoqs arent in demand to be stolen this time of year π₯°π₯°" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2016063778241314937) 2026-01-27T08:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@stats_feed Split 50/50 between $BGBL and $NDQ" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2004003808091983900) 2025-12-25T01:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Austen Same as whoever designed Air Drop as it never wants to work" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2013144205330128999) 2026-01-19T06:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "The amount of broken glass randomly in the airport carpark is making me question if my car will be in one piece when I get to it π³" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2016062607632064762) 2026-01-27T08:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "And even after yet another update Air Drop will still continue to be shit" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2016119081859207191) 2026-01-27T12:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Thankfully with the weather in Melbourne now back down to [--] degrees my Instagram stories are not filled with people posting screenshots of the weather app" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2016287677675667676) 2026-01-27T23:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@AusOpinion8ed @nicenuts @hipstergeddon I remember being in a hotel room in Osaka as COVID was kicking off their news on TV which was showing images of Aussies fighting for toilet paper in supermarkets and they were literally laughing at us π€¦βπ€£π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2016695567251046661) 2026-01-29T02:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@MbarkCherguia My irrational fear of skinny jeans" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2017090106876891512) 2026-01-30T04:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@tuppaware @13arm13arm Old Gold Jamaica Rum and Raisin π" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2017184562674315439) 2026-01-30T10:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Me listening to Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan. have you ever listened to a song [--] times in a row and every time youre like wow what a good song im going to play it again. have you ever listened to a song [--] times in a row and every time youre like wow what a good song im going to play it again" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2017187320131457316) 2026-01-30T10:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Hellie1982 Same π« π« And the prison shower scene with Alex Dimitriades π€" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2017481462438891616) 2026-01-31T06:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Rewatching Underbelly Season [--]. That opener still hits and sounds awesome. This was when Australian TV had money to make very very good drama. Already spotted my local pub π€©" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2017183659720343963) 2026-01-30T10:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "True π€ - but it always had me stumped how China is our biggest tourism partner to Melbourne but the signage they rely on isnt even helpful. I mean when Im in China or any other non English speaking country Im spoiled by the PT signage being also in English. I couldnt imagine how hard Melbourne is to navigate for a tourist. Its bad enough landing after a [--] hour flight and being met with the SkyBus π€π€£ https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018222803233931401 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018222803233931401" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2018222803233931401) 2026-02-02T07:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Mr_Fanta_Pants To report on all those dodgy Italian tradies who cut corners on the Olympic village" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2018250055992693185) 2026-02-02T09:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Raye would have to be one of the most famous unknown artists. Every time I play her its whos this or oh I thought this was xxxxxxx π€·β No this isnt Dua Lipa Ive said after playing Natalie Dont π€¦β" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/2018254648889766372) 2026-02-02T09:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@TimRichardsonMP And also delivering for Transurban and their shareholders by granting them a [--] year extension on tolls on CityLink π‘ So thanks to the legends in the North and East who will be paying an extra [--] years of tolls β" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/1989873304732393908) 2025-11-16T01:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "The Transurban acquisition of Victoria is complete. Pedestrian tollways are the future. Touching on your myki at State Library Station and touching off at Melbourne Central Station will be counted as a trip and your myki will be charged. Touching on your myki at State Library Station and touching off at Melbourne Central Station will be counted as a trip and your myki will be charged" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/1993514054351228941) 2025-11-26T02:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Flight to Brisbane booked now going to book a hire car reminds me of what a scam they feel like Picks EV as usual oh a Polestar. ok nice Oohh thats a good price click next Oh the excess is some astronomical made up number but you can reduce it by adding protection which is more than the cost of the entire rental π€¦πΌβπ€¦πΌβ WHY CANT INSURANCE JUST BE PART OF THE OVERALL PRICE ππ" [X Link](https://x.com/mikjcal/status/1994202144334086503) 2025-11-28T00:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Volkswagen Italy please never change your Instagram handle" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1597164383075196928) 2022-11-28T09:43Z [----] followers, 282.8K engagements Limited data mode. 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@mikjcal MickMick posts on X about melbourne, money, future, australia the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
Social category influence finance 13% travel destinations 11% automotive brands 9% countries 9% technology brands 7% stocks 7% social networks 5% musicians 5% celebrities 4% products #4924
Social topic influence melbourne 8%, money 6%, future #3790, australia 5%, in the #1730, apple #2354, tesla 4%, the first 3%, instagram 3%, level 2%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @nicenuts @tuppaware @friedrich12159 @dustypee @applesclubs @kpmuddle @heisharsh @theday @krassenstein @statsfeed @13arm13arm @apedescendent @ciphertwt @spannerscat @jasd1218 @funkomi @pittworldwide @forallcurious @nirgal451 @mosthiphop
Top assets mentioned Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) Spotify Technology (SPOT) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) Mastercard, Inc. (MA) Nasdaq666 (NDQ)
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"To eliminate as it appears some have simply read this as an attack on old people π€·β The core message is that in our 20s and 30s its very easy to get caught up thinking youre invincible. Start planning for your future early. Put some money away have a nest egg put some more into your superannuation. Yes its unsexy but advice i wish i took seriously as now in my 40s im playing financial catch up. And its scary. Cause when you get to retirement thats it your past planning will now dictate if your older years will be a struggle or if they will be comfortable. If youll be able to afford things"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:20Z [----] followers, 17K engagements
"@Cipher_twt Gemini. ChatGPT cant even get the water level to look right"
X Link 2026-02-13T23:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@applesclubs If youre using AirPods like most Apple users do youre not going to tell any difference in sound quality. Lossless is incompatible with Bluetooth"
X Link 2026-02-14T08:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"That was an epic drive today π₯± countless caravans and Camrys overtaken thousands of potholes avoided and probably some damage to my car done from Victorias crap country roads Im one step closer to justifying buying a self driving Teslaπ€£ so long as it avoids potholesπ€"
X Link 2025-12-26T09:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@nicenuts @kpmuddle @tuppaware If someone bought me a Chery or a Haval I would be breaking up with them too"
X Link 2026-02-08T09:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@tuppaware 100% after buying brand new and then taking that steep depreciation hit when I changed my mind and wanted an SUV Im never buying new again"
X Link 2026-02-08T09:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I saw its being built in RHD. But I agree that I dont see it denting Tesla sales. You will have people like myself that will be very cautious as the brand is new and worried they will pull out of Australia and be left high and dry so a well established brand with a known presence and after sales support like Tesla will always win out. Also Tesla having the supercharger network which given our not so great EV infrastructure is still a main selling point for Tesla over even Chinese EV competitors. I have the feeling Rivian will be like the Cadillac Lyriq on sale in Australia but only the die"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@FriedRich12159 Nope it isnt cause I fear exactly the same thing. Thats also another topic about there being very limited retirement options that cater specifically for LGBTQ people. Especially those that have higher healthcare needs when older"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"I still remember how much we looked forward to Dawsons Creek weekly it was that show that cut through at the age where some of us were still also figuring out our sexuality. Dawsons Creek had one of the first gay kisses on a tv show. [--] π³ a reminder just how life can be so short and not to get caught up in petty bullshit that doesnt matter. RIP James π’π’ https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021694698566602867 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021694698566602867"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Spanners_cat NDQ is 25% of my ETF holdings. so while its taking a bashing thankfully Its being propped up the others. Silver lining I did buy some more to try and pull my average down. The whole US tech market seems to be spooked over AI being overhyped and overvalued. Which it is"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@nicenuts I like how some PT nerds on Reddit are just as passionate as me with their hatred of this rebrand and much much preferred to just keep it as PT"
X Link 2026-02-13T05:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"The hate is bizarre. Apparently chucking someone on statins and all sort of pills for the rest of their life for obesity is fine but taking a GLP1 to lose weight is the worst thing ever π€·β I get oh but the side effects yeah and what about the side effects from being overweight π or youll be on it long terms yes but how is that different from blood pressure and cholesterol medication. People like to just demonise fat people. Fitness influencers hate it cause it works and they can no longer profit from flogging their shitty overpriced programs."
X Link 2026-02-13T21:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@jasd1218 @funkomi And Viagra was originally marketed to treat hypertension (high blood pressure) and angina pectoris (chest pain). A lot of drugs are used for multiple purposes. Tirzepatide for example is also TGA approved for Obstructive Sleep Apnea and it works brilliantly for that"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@nicenuts Next year will be VCAT logo teal"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@pittworldwide There is a [--] day money back guarantee on My Perfect Eyes and a special deal for our viewers today an extra $190 of value included"
X Link 2026-02-13T06:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@forallcurious Australia declared this for Australias healthcare system in July [----]. The advancement in antiretroviral medication even now PrEP was something I didnt think I would see in my lifetime. Science is incredible π€©"
X Link 2026-02-13T06:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@HeIsHARSH @applesclubs Thats ok. What word would you use then. Lets try: Bluetooth does not support lossless"
X Link 2026-02-14T09:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Researching Superannuation plugging figures into Grok and ChatGPT asking it to deep analyse past and projected future gains based on current balance and allocation against the other funds in the market. Theyre basically at complete odds with each other. Grok tends to overstate markets and projected gains ChatGPT a lot more conservative but also not willing to give straight answers. Are there any AI models that are better for financial queries π€ Silver lining that at the moment with 30% high growth 15% Australian 55% international with AustralianSuper thankfully at least both agreed that this"
X Link 2026-02-05T10:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Love your optimism Grok π€£ Thats like a YoY return of close to 10%"
X Link 2026-02-05T10:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"How did I manage to get dragged into a war in my buildings Facebook page. Im up against the NIMBY King π€£π€£ Gym wants to move to a much bigger space and modernise. Im very supportive of it as the new gym will be a much nicer space and it will be above the cafe and medical centre but nope apparently it will cause sound pandemonium and people will be throwing weights at the ceiling at all hours π€·βπ€·β"
X Link 2026-02-06T03:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Its boring but for me functional. Show me your home screens β¨ https://t.co/qtq9euM5ug Show me your home screens β¨ https://t.co/qtq9euM5ug"
X Link 2026-02-06T03:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Today I got to catch up with Emmas biological sister Lyla. Shes just as spicy πΆ just as cheeky and to be honest I think there was some sibling rivalry as they didnt want a bar of each other at first π€£ Here I am holding Nikki Lyla and Emma. All related with Emma and Lyla being litter mates π₯°πΆ"
X Link 2026-02-07T08:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Todays golf day β³πβ. A story in three parts. 1/ getting ready to get the ball on the green 2/ oh fuk nope thats in the tree π³ 3/ oh well π€·β"
X Link 2026-02-08T03:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Fluids only from now will I wake up tomorrow afternoon from anaesthetic Man Im gonna be cranky by this evening π€£π€£π€£ But atleast my nose should be fixed and should eventually be able to breathe normally for the first time ever"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Im from Melbourne I did this for [---] days and still have the residual trauma to prove it. Could you stay in the house for a whole week without stepping a foot outside for $450k Could you stay in the house for a whole week without stepping a foot outside for $450k"
X Link 2026-02-09T12:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"At some point the party will be over you will no longer be one of the desired ones in the room and the realisation will kick in that its all on you now. Being gay and old can become quite isolating. As unsexy as it is start putting a little bit of money away invest have a plan for the future. Cause youre going to hit 60+ your friends will fade youll no longer be sexually desired your family will get old and some die out before you and it will be up to what youve set up for yourself in your earlier years that will determine if you struggle or will be comfortable and stress free. Gay men over"
X Link 2026-02-09T23:48Z [----] followers, 920.3K engagements
"In the departure lounge as I like to call it at Epworth waiting for admission. Been fasting since 10am yesterday so Im definitely going to murder those hospital sandwiches when I wake up"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"What Ive noticed about being in a hospital waiting room is that people are extremely open about their entire medical history and why they are here when theyre on the phone π³"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@theday Exactly what Ive been doing as Ive been getting older. You give solid advice. Lean into hobbies that lead to good friendship connections rather than environments where the social link is drinking and sex"
X Link 2026-02-10T09:17Z [----] followers, 21.4K engagements
"How am I supposed to sleep without being able to breathe through my nose ππ - oh and also not being allowed to lay flat cause you might end up choking on blood π³ - Hopefully this septoplasty heals quick π"
X Link 2026-02-10T13:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The earning part. What do you hate about money What do you hate about money"
X Link 2026-02-10T13:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The aftercare institutions: take Panadol and if that doesnt work then take Tapentadol so of course Im gonna read that as jump straight to the Tapentadol π€£"
X Link 2026-02-10T22:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Got my little girl protecting me post op recovery π₯°π₯°"
X Link 2026-02-10T22:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Ok so nasal douching is now up there with one of the more grosser things Ive had to do π³"
X Link 2026-02-10T23:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Opening the stonks app this past month"
X Link 2026-02-13T01:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"So X finally removed dim as a display option ππ boo"
X Link 2026-02-13T08:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Yep that is correct π my previous regular sexual partners who have been HIV+ were also undetectable. Even though at the time we chose to not stress so much about condoms as they were undetectable Ive remained negative. PrEP has now become very mainstream though and on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme. Australia did a big U=U advertising push and Im glad to see it had some cut through. The stigma still exists here and there unfortunately but its better than it used to be"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Fastest way to cure depression Fastest way to cure depression"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@Nirgal451 Imagine being upset over a backpack and someone saving money by bringing their own food and drink to work π€¦βπ€£π€£"
X Link 2026-02-14T01:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@mosthiphop If youre using AirPods or any other Bluetooth headphones youre not going to tell the difference anyways as Bluetooth does not support Apple lossless. The average Apple users are using AirPods. Spotifys algorithm and new music discovery beats Apple Music every time"
X Link 2026-02-14T08:35Z [----] followers, 12.9K engagements
"Spotify has a Premium tier called Basic Individual - its Spotify Premium without the audiobooks. Its $12.99 per month. Which is exactly the same price as Apple Music. Apple Music appears to take a jab at Spotify over rising subscription prices: "BTW we're still the same price." https://t.co/a4M7GuEJPX Apple Music appears to take a jab at Spotify over rising subscription prices: "BTW we're still the same price." https://t.co/a4M7GuEJPX"
X Link 2026-02-14T08:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@chasedownleads Central Park Airport. Then build a carpark underneath the airport. Win win π€£π€£ Its a little disturbing some replies seem to be taking this way too seriously and not get that youre a parody account π¬π¬"
X Link 2026-02-15T09:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Today. Nirvana - Unplugged in New York. When was the last time you listened to an album all the way through When was the last time you listened to an album all the way through"
X Link 2025-11-25T04:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Aussies in the thread saying we refuse to use American products while on X/Twitter and using an Apple or Google device π€£π€£ This is a home brand product which is for customers who want the cheapest possible product. Customers in this price point dont care about country of origin and Woolworth found a US company can do it cheapest for their home brand. That said they have plenty of Australian alternatives that consumers can also pick π€·β"
X Link 2025-12-01T10:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@DramsFull @krassenstein Then people can buy western star as there is a ton of choice. People are acting like they are being forced to buy this brand of home brand butter like there is zero choice ππ"
X Link 2025-12-01T10:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Its interesting how suddenly we are hearing so much demonisation of GLP1s whos doing these anti-studies The fitness industry cause they can no longer peddle expensive diet plans and crap that doesnt work to people who are desperate π€·βπ€·β These drugs are a game changer for anyone who has ever struggled so desperately with their weight and the emotional toll that comes with it. Its just so disappointing that the price point is so high limiting its accessibility to all those who really need it. There is a health safety alert for more than half a million Australians taking weight-loss drugs like"
X Link 2025-12-01T10:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@jhamblej @krassenstein Im not missing that at all. The packaging is green and blue and Australia doesnt own the colour green. Marketing use green all the time to give the feeling of farm and freshness. This is being seen as such a storm in a teacup π€·β"
X Link 2025-12-01T23:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"TGA: we found no link between GLP1s and sucidal thoughts but we will update info anyways to align it all Media: OMG Wegovy and Mounjaro causes sucidal thoughts People who have the comprehension level of a fish: see look at this article Told you they are bad π€·βπ€·β"
X Link 2025-12-02T01:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@stats_feed Australias dream job being real estate @RBASHAGGER youve succeeded π€£"
X Link 2025-12-03T22:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"So I posted these two stories on Instagram and Facebook that I was taking Mounjaro as I joked I was on the Oprah diet. I got to a point where Im like screw it Im just gonna be candid about all this. Why hide myself and add to the stigma of using GLP1s and weight loss. Whats been the result is quite a few (actually the most Ive had in quite sometime) DMs from people who have told me theyre also on it and surprisingly quite a few I never even would have suspected. Most said the same been on it for a while but havent told anyone cause of the stigma Just goes to show you think youre the only one"
X Link 2025-12-07T11:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Im always a Coles shopper but the issue is my local Coles now closes at 10pm which when I wanna shop. The only one around me that still closes at midnight is Woolworths. So Im kinda new to this whole everyday rewards thing. But Ill take the $60 as it gets me a weeks worth of my muscle chef π€"
X Link 2025-12-11T23:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@JoshGarlepp The first test. Anyone that thinks this is real they also get banned π€£"
X Link 2025-12-13T07:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@nicenuts Now he is under the doona sleeping between my legs π€£"
X Link 2025-12-17T10:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@tuppaware We did find one in the end and acquired the Dolce & Gabbana Moka Pot"
X Link 2025-12-18T10:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"I remember the Polestar I just got in pushed the brake and chucked it in gear. To turn off pushed the park button and locked the doors. Got used to it quick and it just made so much sense. Im guessing the push button in a BMW is their boomer demographic need something physical to say its on and off π€£π€£"
X Link 2025-12-19T09:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@pmcafrica Coins for parking meters or toll booths"
X Link 2025-12-20T04:41Z [----] followers, 995.8K engagements
"The joys of driving in the country being stuck behind countless caravans overtake one to find there is another round the corner I still dont get the attraction to the whole caravan thing why stay in a tiny box on wheels when some really awesome hotels exist π€·βπ€£π€£"
X Link 2025-12-25T22:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I really need to stop feeling guilty for doing absolutely nothing for a day Trying to force myself just to have a day of being beached on the couch and fall down a YouTube hole maybe go do a half arsed workout at the gym or go get my car washed But also not get annoyed with myself if I end up doing nothing at all"
X Link 2025-12-27T02:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@tuppaware Next youll want a Proton Jumbuck and a Suzuki Mighty Boy π€£"
X Link 2026-01-02T09:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"100 days since starting on Mounjaro (100kg down to 85kg). While I can tell Im struggling to gain muscle what its done to trim visceral fat especially around the gut which Ive always struggled with has been something that even surprised me π³. While I still have more to go you know what for once in god knows how long Im feeling happy with this progress π"
X Link 2026-01-05T12:34Z [----] followers, 33.9K engagements
"@JoPlanetEarth @princesspolly58 @DustyPee Its the United States still common in sit down restaurants to do chip and signature with physical card then add tip to receipt π³ It always baffled me that the country who literally invented Visa and Mastercard feel so behind"
X Link 2026-01-08T00:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Todays weather gave me a momentary flashback of living through this in [----] in a shitty rental flat with no air con and just a pedestal fan π¬"
X Link 2026-01-09T06:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@13arm13arm @Tesla @TeslaAUNZ Today I got into my Sauna Skoda and was like damn I wish I had a Tesla so i could have remotely turned on the air con half an hour ago from my desk π€¦πΌβπ€£"
X Link 2026-01-09T06:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Driving down to Geelong looking at the back of cars got me thinking. Surely its time to retire education state on our plates it looks shit it was never a good slogan snd surely someone can come up with something better Honestly the last good plate slogan was Victoria - on the move π https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2010220365960884560 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2010220365960884560"
X Link 2026-01-11T05:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@tuppaware Im at the age where I go to Chemist Warehouse enough that the staff know my name and my dogs names"
X Link 2026-01-11T05:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I love how Im reminded that my photo of a gay cruise club in Melbourne has reached 2.5million views π€£"
X Link 2026-01-13T22:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Booking flights was the easy bit then the hard part of working out the itinerary I think so far Im thinking Hong Kong Guangzhou Chongqing Chengdu Hong Kong But this will change over a hundred times π€·β"
X Link 2026-01-16T07:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@tuppaware I was actually originally wanting to fly via Sydney so I could get the A380 but it jacked up the price too much π So its an A350 there but I made sure I got a [---] back so I can have both of SQs cabin configs π₯°"
X Link 2026-01-16T09:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@ape_descendent Is this still available"
X Link 2026-01-17T09:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@ape_descendent I find just turning off the news and not giving a shit about anything other than your small bubble helps a lot"
X Link 2026-01-19T00:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@taipan168 Sydney airport station monitors tell you how many passengers there are per carriage in Melbourne the monitors tell you how many people on the skybus are crying at having to take a bus π€·πΌβ"
X Link 2026-01-19T12:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@nicenuts I saw the white tshirt in the background and automatically thought it was me π€¦π»βπ"
X Link 2026-01-19T12:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Am I the only one who checks the registration of every plane they travel on. Today Im on VH-IJU She was born in [----] and started life with Singapore Airlines. In [----] she was hit by a catering truck - repaired and returned to service. In [----] she joined Virgin Australia and is about to take me to Brisbane. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2013776338742845541 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2013776338742845541"
X Link 2026-01-21T00:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@DustyPee You got a statement I got Harry Styles π€"
X Link 2026-01-23T02:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@DustyPee If you buy tickets Ill convince @nicenuts hes a massive harry styles fan π€"
X Link 2026-01-23T04:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"May I got them on a good week but drivers in Brisbane and Gold Coast are so much less aggressive than those in Melbourne People were just chilling between 90-100 on the Pacific Motorway and just passing each other if they wanted to go faster keeping their distance and everything flowing. Arterial roads the same Try that on the Monash or the Princes Freeway and youll be met with tailgating and aggression so hard youll have to see a therapist for your new acquired anxiety and panic disorder. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2014920972303008094 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2014920972303008094"
X Link 2026-01-24T04:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@nickjmb Wait till you drive in Melbourne its anger issues on steroids π€£π€£ I think even a self driving Tesla would be like what the fuck is this shit π€£"
X Link 2026-01-24T10:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@stuartpsych @DonnaAslan Honestly I would take flouting a few road rules or going slow as they are unsure over aggression tail gating and flat out road rage π« π« I just assume since vitamin D makes people happy and there is a lot more of it in Queensland theyre just more chill here π€"
X Link 2026-01-24T10:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@fictillius So I was looking for an overpriced cramped slow bus to the airport. The staff said no you just get on this and youll go to the airport quickly and very comfortably I also asked where do I buy tickets and they said just tap your credit card Im in some weird future"
X Link 2026-01-27T03:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@kpmuddle @buttholefactory Milk spilled in my car is my biggest fear. Ive heard you will never ever get rid of that smell π³π³"
X Link 2026-01-27T07:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Nope still there looks like Skoda Karoqs arent in demand to be stolen this time of year π₯°π₯°"
X Link 2026-01-27T08:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@stats_feed Split 50/50 between $BGBL and $NDQ"
X Link 2025-12-25T01:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Austen Same as whoever designed Air Drop as it never wants to work"
X Link 2026-01-19T06:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"The amount of broken glass randomly in the airport carpark is making me question if my car will be in one piece when I get to it π³"
X Link 2026-01-27T08:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"And even after yet another update Air Drop will still continue to be shit"
X Link 2026-01-27T12:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Thankfully with the weather in Melbourne now back down to [--] degrees my Instagram stories are not filled with people posting screenshots of the weather app"
X Link 2026-01-27T23:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@AusOpinion8ed @nicenuts @hipstergeddon I remember being in a hotel room in Osaka as COVID was kicking off their news on TV which was showing images of Aussies fighting for toilet paper in supermarkets and they were literally laughing at us π€¦βπ€£π€£"
X Link 2026-01-29T02:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@MbarkCherguia My irrational fear of skinny jeans"
X Link 2026-01-30T04:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@tuppaware @13arm13arm Old Gold Jamaica Rum and Raisin π"
X Link 2026-01-30T10:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Me listening to Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan. have you ever listened to a song [--] times in a row and every time youre like wow what a good song im going to play it again. have you ever listened to a song [--] times in a row and every time youre like wow what a good song im going to play it again"
X Link 2026-01-30T10:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Hellie1982 Same π« π« And the prison shower scene with Alex Dimitriades π€"
X Link 2026-01-31T06:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Rewatching Underbelly Season [--]. That opener still hits and sounds awesome. This was when Australian TV had money to make very very good drama. Already spotted my local pub π€©"
X Link 2026-01-30T10:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"True π€ - but it always had me stumped how China is our biggest tourism partner to Melbourne but the signage they rely on isnt even helpful. I mean when Im in China or any other non English speaking country Im spoiled by the PT signage being also in English. I couldnt imagine how hard Melbourne is to navigate for a tourist. Its bad enough landing after a [--] hour flight and being met with the SkyBus π€π€£ https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018222803233931401 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018222803233931401"
X Link 2026-02-02T07:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Fanta_Pants To report on all those dodgy Italian tradies who cut corners on the Olympic village"
X Link 2026-02-02T09:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Raye would have to be one of the most famous unknown artists. Every time I play her its whos this or oh I thought this was xxxxxxx π€·β No this isnt Dua Lipa Ive said after playing Natalie Dont π€¦β"
X Link 2026-02-02T09:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@TimRichardsonMP And also delivering for Transurban and their shareholders by granting them a [--] year extension on tolls on CityLink π‘ So thanks to the legends in the North and East who will be paying an extra [--] years of tolls β"
X Link 2025-11-16T01:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"The Transurban acquisition of Victoria is complete. Pedestrian tollways are the future. Touching on your myki at State Library Station and touching off at Melbourne Central Station will be counted as a trip and your myki will be charged. Touching on your myki at State Library Station and touching off at Melbourne Central Station will be counted as a trip and your myki will be charged"
X Link 2025-11-26T02:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Flight to Brisbane booked now going to book a hire car reminds me of what a scam they feel like Picks EV as usual oh a Polestar. ok nice Oohh thats a good price click next Oh the excess is some astronomical made up number but you can reduce it by adding protection which is more than the cost of the entire rental π€¦πΌβπ€¦πΌβ WHY CANT INSURANCE JUST BE PART OF THE OVERALL PRICE ππ"
X Link 2025-11-28T00:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Volkswagen Italy please never change your Instagram handle"
X Link 2022-11-28T09:43Z [----] followers, 282.8K engagements
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