# ![@mattybtweets69 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1370970421.png) @mattybtweets69 matt

matt posts on X about money, if you, we are, the first the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
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**Social topic influence**
[money](/topic/money), [if you](/topic/if-you), [we are](/topic/we-are), [the first](/topic/the-first), [level](/topic/level), [movies](/topic/movies), [illusion](/topic/illusion), [tiktok](/topic/tiktok), [metallica](/topic/metallica), [facebook](/topic/facebook)

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**Top assets mentioned**
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"All Im saying is that if the fed gave me $500 billion shit woulda gone different The Fed just threw half a trillion dollars at the market today to try to prop up stocks and the market just gobbled it up and went back to going down. Thats $500 billion dollars. For scale Obama injected $80 billion and saved the entire auto industry. https://t.co/hi6YA7Blrf The Fed just threw half a trillion dollars at the market today to try to prop up stocks and the market just gobbled it up and went back to going down. Thats $500 billion dollars. For scale Obama injected $80 billion and saved the entire auto"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1238183590510440448)  2020-03-12T19:22Z 17.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Before you make fun of a video game for having bad graphics please keep in mind my dear brother looks like this. Maybe think before you speak about something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1337109657433812998)  2020-12-10T18:59Z 17.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Im balling 😎 On a budget 😔 Of one million 😎 Iranian Rial 😞"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1353504001740967937)  2021-01-25T00:44Z 17.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Im on Forbes [----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------] under 300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1354257076005072901)  2021-01-27T02:37Z 18.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Andrew Lloyd Webbers Halo 2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1449206245768974339)  2021-10-16T02:51Z 17.2K followers, [--] engagements


"They went down in the submarine as the jock the nerd the popular snob the goth and the rebellious delinquent. But a common goal might make them realize they have more in common than they think"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1671519445842382850)  2023-06-21T14:04Z 17.2K followers, 13.1K engagements


"All the videos of people using the slide correctly prove that the slide is an apparatus of judgement. If you approach the slide with an impure heart it will toss you around and spit you out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1687076131881586688)  2023-08-03T12:21Z 14.9K followers, 7.5M engagements


"Procter & Gamble copyrighted cleaning cute animals with Dawn Dish Soap. If you clean a little duck with anything other than Dawn you WILL be sued"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1688690969955213312)  2023-08-07T23:17Z 16.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Its about time I give this guy a taste of his own medicine. Using this picture Ive deduced hes on Mt. Kilimanjaro. climbing mt kilimijaro & attempting to memorize every us area code by the time i summit https://t.co/JtOHR8e1Oq climbing mt kilimijaro & attempting to memorize every us area code by the time i summit https://t.co/JtOHR8e1Oq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1689411770538962944)  2023-08-09T23:02Z 17.2K followers, 6.4M engagements


"Society if someone else could pee for you when they went to the bathroom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1689841256778575872)  2023-08-11T03:28Z 15.6K followers, [----] engagements


"For sale: baby shoes never worn Spark Notes: Babys dead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1690735683663441920)  2023-08-13T14:42Z 15.6K followers, 65K engagements


"Well its not going to be easy to say what happened to your husband on that submarine luckily we can show you this simulation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1690900239673413633)  2023-08-14T01:36Z 15.6K followers, 3.9M engagements


"Im not trying to watch cartoons about trauma I wanna see Roger tha alien"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1691953554485817763)  2023-08-16T23:22Z 15.6K followers, 28.1K engagements


"(Pointing to guy smoking crack in a darkened alley) Look Its the lonely stoner freeing his mind at night Like the song"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1695491186021028156)  2023-08-26T17:39Z 15.6K followers, 10.6K engagements


"he is focused on hooping"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1699775100328022286)  2023-09-07T13:22Z 15.6K followers, 1.2M engagements


"Thy neighbors wife tho 👀 👀👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1700530255872623075)  2023-09-09T15:23Z 17.2K followers, 358.2K engagements


"They found me guilty on [--] counts of keeping it real [--] counts of bossing up and [--] counts of letting my nuts hang 🤦♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1700541210857734329)  2023-09-09T16:06Z 15.6K followers, 264.8K engagements


"Some of you could use a BBL a Brazilian BRAIN lift"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1702425754515177757)  2023-09-14T20:55Z 15.6K followers, 49.4K engagements


"(Guy from Staten Island off to the side grabbing his crotch) I got a hunndrid dollas a groceries right here for ya pal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1702541219631432002)  2023-09-15T04:33Z 15.6K followers, 41.1K engagements


"This is exactly what Arctic Monkeys sounds like to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1703548656652079117)  2023-09-17T23:17Z 17.2K followers, 121.5K engagements


"Community notes have been real quiet since this video dropped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1704176785246618010)  2023-09-19T16:53Z 15.6K followers, 41.5K engagements


"Tagline for my finance themed stoner comedy: Buy high sell high"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1705009027875291291)  2023-09-22T00:00Z 15.6K followers, 20.5K engagements


"(Listening to The Replacements) Woah. These guys must have been on beer when they made this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1705296382385414630)  2023-09-22T19:01Z 15.6K followers, 126.1K engagements


"Fella like me would thug it out and eat it anyway 🤷♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1705338500713697489)  2023-09-22T21:49Z 15.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Chipotle should have an option cheaper than the burrito or the bowl where they just dump the food on the floor and you lick it off the ground on all fours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1706708466004324643)  2023-09-26T16:33Z 18.9K followers, 10.9K engagements


"1930s teenager doing man on the street interviews for tiktok: so why dont you walk us through the fit today and tell us what everything cost Guy: Well Im rockin the barrel which I found for free because Ive lost all my money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1708673094942965982)  2023-10-02T02:39Z 15.6K followers, 93.1K engagements


"My toddler stays talkin about some Buzz Lightyear. Buddy you get buzzed off light beer 🤷♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1709668923862303193)  2023-10-04T20:36Z 15.7K followers, 15.6K engagements


"Funk bands consisting of [--] dudes pretending to be from outer space. You just dont see that any more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1717319378604056879)  2023-10-25T23:17Z 14.9K followers, 129.6K engagements


"Dear employee We hope this email finds you HELL. Were AFRAID to inform you that your GRIMployment with this WITCHstablishment will be terminated effective TOMBday October [--]. Regards Human SCREAMsources 🎃"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1719400732946764056)  2023-10-31T17:07Z 14.9K followers, 223.2K engagements


"(Picking up a penny) I could save this. Or I could go crazy. Hit the town. Blow it all in one wild night of hijinks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1720208249348141360)  2023-11-02T22:36Z 14.9K followers, 20.5K engagements


"Dutch Metallica is like off to nether Netherlands"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1721989429068230770)  2023-11-07T20:34Z 14.9K followers, [----] engagements


"(Receives an email) Ah damn (Receives a second email) Like the Hydra of Greek myth every time I sever one head two grow from its wound"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1722709427243921904)  2023-11-09T20:15Z 14.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Gen Z Todd Rundgren: I cant rizz you up anymore but can we still be fam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1728572811516526975)  2023-11-26T00:34Z 15K followers, [----] engagements


"There should be an expensive restaurant where you eat a ham sandwich on a steel beam high above the city"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1731381801346543712)  2023-12-03T18:36Z 15.1K followers, 21.3K engagements


"Gender Theft Auto VI by Wokestar Games"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1732081653802000495)  2023-12-05T16:57Z 15.1K followers, [----] engagements


"(Watching Gallagher hold up a giant mallet next to a watermelon) he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1734323806183833832)  2023-12-11T21:26Z 15.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Incredible things are happening in the Prefab Sprout Facebook group"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1735502358094766400)  2023-12-15T03:29Z 15.2K followers, [----] engagements


"(Jerry Seinfeld immediately after witnessing 9/11) What a tragedy those people had to eat that airplane food"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1737322725876564158)  2023-12-20T04:03Z 15.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@composeyrself_ This is how I find found it isnt the Sean OHagan from high llamas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1738829845079965864)  2023-12-24T07:51Z 15.3K followers, [---] engagements


"I just invented seeing salts its like smelling salts but you put salt in your eyes and it makes you really awake"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1740217652977729596)  2023-12-28T03:46Z [--] followers, 365.4K engagements


"The Tank Man photo but hes standing in front of Tarkus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1741946339338956809)  2024-01-01T22:15Z 15.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@joe_on_here You have to call Spotify for your monthly album statement to be shipped in the mail and then scan it in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742682562588549416)  2024-01-03T23:01Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Steamboat Willie is on the freakin Epstein island list #CurrentEvents #News"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742708472997666898)  2024-01-04T00:44Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"Italian-American Kendrick Lamar: Ma Dont Break My Balls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743037748003450887)  2024-01-04T22:32Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"Ninja Worrier: Ah man if I dont climb the warped wall Im gonna lose my job and then my girlfriend is gonna leave me and then Im gonna go broke and then Im gonna be homeless"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1748538403790963127)  2024-01-20T02:50Z 15.6K followers, [----] engagements


"They should make a coming of age movie about guys that are 89"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1751363007685239045)  2024-01-27T21:54Z 15.9K followers, 30K engagements


"(Not sure what usurp means) I need my shit usurped fr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1752539176702984255)  2024-01-31T03:47Z 15.8K followers, 1.3M engagements


"The original vision pro Like 👍 and Share if you agree"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1755263778034229492)  2024-02-07T16:14Z 15.7K followers, 244.2K engagements


"By age [--] a mans entire wardrobe should consist of merchandise from bands podcasts and Instagram meme pages"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1757148913621217558)  2024-02-12T21:05Z 15.7K followers, [---] engagements


"Gary Larson mustve been blowing the stickiest herb without stems to come up with this FROM THE FAR SIDE FILES Gary Larson [----] https://t.co/Gh2RdxfzUR FROM THE FAR SIDE FILES Gary Larson [----] https://t.co/Gh2RdxfzUR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1758537359644131448)  2024-02-16T17:02Z 16K followers, 1.9M engagements


"Is [--] too old to start affecting a transatlantic accent or will everybody in my life notice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1761420426893287609)  2024-02-24T15:58Z 16K followers, 483.4K engagements


"Just found out that Woody Allen is married to his girlfriend 🤢"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1763039220808012158)  2024-02-29T03:11Z 16.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Im a whiteboy that never went through an Eminem phase as a kid which means it could still strike me at any moment like an acid flashback"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1763616397190369391)  2024-03-01T17:24Z 16K followers, 25.3K engagements


"Using the Dutch angle when filming my sons first birthday to convey his descent into madness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1764111035416383504)  2024-03-03T02:10Z 16.1K followers, 3.3M engagements


"Fermentation is basically Rottings cool older brother"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1766619908324958692)  2024-03-10T00:19Z 16K followers, 12.2K engagements


"(Metallica voice) MY HAIRSTYLE DETERMINES MY BALDSTYLE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1768759730908938251)  2024-03-15T22:02Z 16K followers, [---] engagements


"Steve Jobs Bob Hope and Johnny Cash What did *everyone* have [--] years ago (1999) that *nobody* has now What did *everyone* have [--] years ago (1999) that *nobody* has now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1769764623849300136)  2024-03-18T16:35Z 16K followers, 18K engagements


"@ImSmilingRn Lynyrd Skynyrd is going to get so pissed about this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1770904607868207142)  2024-03-21T20:05Z 16K followers, [---] engagements


"Theres no good greeting for when you see someone at 12:00 exactly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1771568637792403699)  2024-03-23T16:04Z 16K followers, 11.6K engagements


"@MarvinDemon3 THE Demon State University"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1772010932723425535)  2024-03-24T21:21Z 16K followers, [---] engagements


"@irishloubega Lmao I forgot about these guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1773438418623631423)  2024-03-28T19:54Z 16K followers, [---] engagements


"Sucks that Freakonomics is an actual book and not like an 80s funk song"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1774966499813290365)  2024-04-02T01:06Z 16K followers, 68.2K engagements


"Training for Mount Everest by keeping a dead guy in the gym next to me while I do the stair climber"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1775642762307645853)  2024-04-03T21:53Z 16.7K followers, 28.9K engagements


"An ice cold beer = A nice cold beer right under our noses this whole time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1776024406206169271)  2024-04-04T23:09Z 16.1K followers, 23.1K engagements


"SHOCKING: NEW YORK EARTHQUAKE CAUGHT ON CAMERA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1776377144274198790)  2024-04-05T22:31Z 16.1K followers, 226.7K engagements


"White people be like get your steps in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1785335833593094198)  2024-04-30T15:50Z 16.4K followers, 877.1K engagements


"Neon sign in the worst bar youve ever been to: It's simple. https://t.co/M6pHdOA4YU It's simple. https://t.co/M6pHdOA4YU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1785754179966849331)  2024-05-01T19:32Z 16.2K followers, 890K engagements


"Ambient artists beef by dropping increasingly hostile soundscapes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1787259563147722754)  2024-05-05T23:14Z 16.4K followers, 1.1M engagements


"Its hard to hate Cyber Trucks when theyre so good at hurting people who buy Cyber Trucks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1787285126956621947)  2024-05-06T00:55Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements


"i was stunned into silence https://t.co/zkYakTjCdB i was stunned into silence https://t.co/zkYakTjCdB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1787837499982704796)  2024-05-07T13:30Z 16.4K followers, 1.3M engagements


"The Sliming of Jesse James by the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards Host Robert Ford"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1788780109668765968)  2024-05-10T03:56Z 16.4K followers, 14K engagements


"This Tsingtao got me making decisions most wise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1789076970220703791)  2024-05-10T23:36Z 16.4K followers, 95.9K engagements


"Citizens of Panama should be called Panamaniacs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1792150240868417974)  2024-05-19T11:08Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Dont kill yourself. Think of how many great purchases you have ahead of you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1797706019336032438)  2024-06-03T19:04Z 16.7K followers, 3.8M engagements


"Happy pride month to C-3PO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1797743445693608217)  2024-06-03T21:33Z 16.4K followers, [---] engagements


"What if it was A TRIBE Called QUEST: One Childs Courage to KICK IT remember when this book was proven front to back fake lmao https://t.co/dSdkQcHk23 remember when this book was proven front to back fake lmao https://t.co/dSdkQcHk23"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1800889753249976671)  2024-06-12T13:55Z 16.5K followers, [----] engagements


"My take on the Joey Chestnut situation: More like Joey Hotdogs because of all the hotdogs he eats"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1800944797588267220)  2024-06-12T17:34Z 16.5K followers, [----] engagements


"(Elton John voice) p-p-p-penis and the balls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1801099554592313488)  2024-06-13T03:49Z 16.5K followers, [----] engagements


"When I notice a poster of the indie band I like in the teenagers bedroom of the 2000s goofy comedy Im watching"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1801663435186303090)  2024-06-14T17:10Z 16.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@DavidBermanBot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1805345339173413098)  2024-06-24T21:00Z 16.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Giving money to a homeless guy on the condition he promises to invest it in the S&P [---] or similar index fund"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1813641645637697771)  2024-07-17T18:27Z 16.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I had to show em the real Twisters premiere"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1814454955652403260)  2024-07-20T00:19Z 16.7K followers, 566.2K engagements


"One week into my job as a meter maid and Im telling my supervisor about an intra-organization drug trafficking conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the department"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1814662136041214105)  2024-07-20T14:02Z 16.6K followers, [----] engagements


"If Kamala Harris became president you could be jailed for smoking marijuana cannabis pot weed grass dro indo chronic ganja hash bud mary jane reefer herb reggie boof the devils lettuce kush sticky icky trees loud shake sensi or even mids"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1815787660591460534)  2024-07-23T16:34Z 16.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Mario Kart track ass basin name An unusually large eruption of one of Yellowstones geysers occurred at Biscuit Basin moments ago. https://t.co/b8Ya4iW1H3 An unusually large eruption of one of Yellowstones geysers occurred at Biscuit Basin moments ago. https://t.co/b8Ya4iW1H3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1815839045517468063)  2024-07-23T19:58Z 19K followers, 2.3M engagements


"The shooters manifesto written days before the assassination attempt has finally been leaked: - Eggs - Butter - Milk - Olive Oil - Bread"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1815966472432214197)  2024-07-24T04:25Z 16.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Guy trying to sell a car on Facebook marketplace as Miles Davis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1816121375045644508)  2024-07-24T14:40Z 17.1K followers, 60.4K engagements


"More like Jean Estonia [--]. Team Estonia https://t.co/1JGre34ILD [--]. Team Estonia https://t.co/1JGre34ILD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1816963367573352727)  2024-07-26T22:26Z 16.7K followers, 14.3K engagements


"Take me down to the Ho Chi Minh City Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty Oh won't you please take me home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1817668957026853219)  2024-07-28T21:10Z 16.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Why is DoorDash from China's Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region so expensive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1818741835743027516)  2024-07-31T20:13Z 16.8K followers, 31.4K engagements


"(Arnold Schwarzenegger Kindergarten Cop its not a tumor voice) Its hawk a tuah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1820234812457709945)  2024-08-04T23:06Z 16.8K followers, [----] engagements


"My dog did my homework"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1820901726125236324)  2024-08-06T19:16Z 16.8K followers, 12.7K engagements


"Sitcom about a man who due to some divine clerical error ends up in doggy heaven when he dies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1823833431882465698)  2024-08-14T21:25Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Im being treated not quite as poorly as dirt but not nearly as good as silt or loam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1825736552758063515)  2024-08-20T03:28Z 17.2K followers, 146.4K engagements


"Tried watching this The Sopranos show you all talk about. First word I hear is woke. Turned it right off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1826008953144361218)  2024-08-20T21:30Z 17.2K followers, 1.2M engagements


"The chest burst scene from Alien would be a lot funnier if it happened to one character several times throughout the film"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1826373429844492531)  2024-08-21T21:38Z 17.2K followers, [--] engagements


"My financial advisor the comments section on Discogs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1827332233541177471)  2024-08-24T13:08Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements


"No. Im a loser and I cant do anything right. With 100k on the line can u clean this plate in an hour https://t.co/cyVqym8Vvj With 100k on the line can u clean this plate in an hour https://t.co/cyVqym8Vvj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1828556723944333824)  2024-08-27T22:14Z 17.2K followers, 1.5M engagements


"(Hum - Stars voice) He thinks he missed the train to Marge Hes out back choking Bart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1829263455821742139)  2024-08-29T21:02Z 17.2K followers, 181K engagements


"@hum_dunkin Me I personally would have made tomatoes bigger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1831333353250766982)  2024-09-04T14:07Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider boys go to college to get more knowledge Everyday youll be reminded of this even in little conversations Women are emotional; men are logical. Everyday youll be reminded of this even in little conversations. Women are emotional; men are logical. Everyday youll be reminded of this even in little conversations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1833119946315845755)  2024-09-09T12:27Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements


"(At a funeral in a real velvet suit because I bought one for an Austin Powers Halloween costume and I'm trying to justify my purchase by getting more use out of it) My condolences baby"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1834656869849481565)  2024-09-13T18:14Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements


"When it comes to trash my favorite is discarded banana peels. You really cant beat the classics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1839647762243100756)  2024-09-27T12:46Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Yeah Im thinking this is a perfect song https://open.spotify.com/track/0PszPf4g6uTMPFvC4waxyLsi=Jzbtn5FMS0yCddufJ93IAQ https://open.spotify.com/track/0PszPf4g6uTMPFvC4waxyLsi=Jzbtn5FMS0yCddufJ93IAQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1841109239470649743)  2024-10-01T13:33Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements


"The more I work the more I relate to the grunts from Halo 3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1842232643359842540)  2024-10-04T15:57Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Whenever someone says I look clammy Im quite flattered. I respect the clam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1842315646081626589)  2024-10-04T21:27Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Northern lights going strong into the AM in the big apple"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1844742424242819127)  2024-10-11T14:10Z 17.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Feeling like him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1844765315479044170)  2024-10-11T15:41Z 17.2K followers, 43.7K engagements


"Unfortunately the landlord cant do anything about the dead mice in my wall as they are load bearing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1844768065768083740)  2024-10-11T15:52Z 17.2K followers, 40.5K engagements


"@moviefan67 This album is so goated"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1845997179984318882)  2024-10-15T01:16Z 17.2K followers, [---] engagements


"My love letter to cinema: Dear Cinema If you were a lady you would have a rockin bod. And an ass that dont quit Love Matt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1846198497260847237)  2024-10-15T14:36Z 17.2K followers, 50K engagements


"Two clowns fighting or as I call it the presidential election https://t.co/rtKiBL97rf https://t.co/rtKiBL97rf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1848419538859397150)  2024-10-21T17:42Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Imagining a website that ends in .clam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1854282890873573472)  2024-11-06T22:01Z 17.2K followers, 22.3K engagements


"Yeah thats the homie Halloween Russ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1854691157772562757)  2024-11-08T01:03Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements


"No fantasy football I had to set my lineup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1855642391832654069)  2024-11-10T16:03Z 17.4K followers, 38.3K engagements


"Fuck you im never listening to Stairway to Heaven or any more of your dumbass songs ever again It is an honor to join President Trumps Cabinet as EPA Administrator. We will restore US energy dominance revitalize our auto industry to bring back American jobs and make the US the global leader of AI. We will do so while protecting access to clean air and water. It is an honor to join President Trumps Cabinet as EPA Administrator. We will restore US energy dominance revitalize our auto industry to bring back American jobs and make the US the global leader of AI. We will do so while protecting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1856379001209520596)  2024-11-12T16:50Z 17.7K followers, 6.6M engagements


"Donald Trump has appointed Count Mackula as the Secretary of Smoove"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1857093744165597367)  2024-11-14T16:10Z 17.4K followers, [---] engagements


"(Through tears) go on. Get outta here ya stupid president. Cant you see nobody wants you around here Thats so beautiful theyre releasing him back into the wild 🥹 https://t.co/1065IDVU1N Thats so beautiful theyre releasing him back into the wild 🥹 https://t.co/1065IDVU1N"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1858623220456284368)  2024-11-18T21:28Z 17.6K followers, 7.3M engagements


"No deeply sinister machinations going on behind the scenes here. Its just me beating up Jay Leno for fun 🤷♂ Jay Leno has been seriously injured again after the comedian says he fell down a hill at the Hampton Inn https://t.co/6H3up1OyqR Jay Leno has been seriously injured again after the comedian says he fell down a hill at the Hampton Inn https://t.co/6H3up1OyqR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1859307431760888128)  2024-11-20T18:46Z 17.5K followers, 10.5K engagements


"Forget the basement this might be the worst song Ive ever heard Dude has one hell of a basement https://t.co/2oEg7ys4Px Dude has one hell of a basement https://t.co/2oEg7ys4Px"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1861071580534612381)  2024-11-25T15:36Z 17.6K followers, 727.4K engagements


"I dont care just please tell me where I can gamble online Who would you like to see on Hot Ones in [----] https://t.co/X8Y881qJ5W Who would you like to see on Hot Ones in [----] https://t.co/X8Y881qJ5W"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1861419168085516292)  2024-11-26T14:38Z 17.6K followers, 1.7M engagements


"They captured and milked the grinch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1862906322024362264)  2024-11-30T17:07Z 17.7K followers, 233.5K engagements


"I just separated the art from the artist and now hes crying :("  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1863986117436932546)  2024-12-03T16:38Z 17.6K followers, 128K engagements


"Matt Worms In Paradise 2024"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1866190403482906871)  2024-12-09T18:37Z 17.6K followers, [----] engagements


".@AccidentalBron My name is action Bronson yup the ladies love my Johnson 🔥🔥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1869479018099253592)  2024-12-18T20:25Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements


"A Complete Unknown is so scary because for most of the movie you dont even SEE Jaws"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1869505975289561451)  2024-12-18T22:12Z 17.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Fugazi - Gaming Room I am a gaming boy I game I game I game I game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1870893048319950926)  2024-12-22T18:03Z 17.7K followers, 49.7K engagements


"You have to remember to ask for the winning mega millions ticket when you play. A lot of people buy lottery tickets forgetting to ask for the winning one specifically"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1872782872962314524)  2024-12-27T23:13Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@gum_mp3 His remix of Youre In My System is still one of the greatest songs of all time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1877162676230426765)  2025-01-09T01:17Z 17.7K followers, [---] engagements


"I lost my fantasy football league so now I have to enlist in the us army"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1878191131306913873)  2025-01-11T21:23Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Johnny Opportunity would like to connect with you on LinkedIn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1880287604815589727)  2025-01-17T16:14Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Baby Rizzler x Paulie Walnuts might actually be the most insane crossover of all time I need to know how this happened https://t.co/ctrdTXEicQ Baby Rizzler x Paulie Walnuts might actually be the most insane crossover of all time I need to know how this happened https://t.co/ctrdTXEicQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1880744274482041074)  2025-01-18T22:29Z 17.7K followers, 202.9K engagements


"@jetskitosway2 Imagine being a passenger and she says no"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1887252950415802612)  2025-02-05T21:32Z 17.7K followers, 42.3K engagements


"House salad yeah whats next techno fries"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1887678177662615669)  2025-02-07T01:42Z 18.6K followers, 1.5M engagements


"At half time Kendrick Lamar is going to eat a big stick of dynamite and explode and turn into an angel with a harp and wings and halo and look at the camera and shrug and say yeah its a pretty neat trick but I can only do it once"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1888710195188220378)  2025-02-09T22:02Z 17.7K followers, [--] engagements


"Drake should start a highly publicized romance with a [--] year old woman"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1888765880865083676)  2025-02-10T01:44Z 18.3K followers, 4.4M engagements


"Calling in bald to work tomorrow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1899918851611009185)  2025-03-12T20:22Z 18.6K followers, 68.6K engagements


"All Im saying is if it were Mark Wahlberg in this movie it wouldnt have went down like it did mickey [--] https://t.co/u0GrjTbTEo mickey [--] https://t.co/u0GrjTbTEo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1900316767831908381)  2025-03-13T22:43Z 18.3K followers, [----] engagements


"The left testicle is the more logical and analytical one. The right is the creative and artistic testicle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1903084594758381743)  2025-03-21T14:01Z 18.6K followers, 3.8M engagements


"Instead of watching The White Lotus Id rather watch The Wife Lois. And the adventures of her family Peter Chris Meg Stewie and Brian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1906547037190885662)  2025-03-31T03:20Z 18.5K followers, 931.3K engagements


"miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage that part during Janets show when she would make miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage https://t.co/WLGflLebwx that part during Janets show when she would make miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage https://t.co/WLGflLebwx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1910322598204014879)  2025-04-10T13:22Z 18.5K followers, 314K engagements


"The winner of The Masters is called The Master"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1911587131052392774)  2025-04-14T01:07Z 18.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Oldhead scheme. You dont see scores like this nowadays just crypto rug pulls. . $20M in merchandise taken by burglars who tunneled through concrete into LA jewelry store https://t.co/834ahZ3HZJ https://t.co/79A1GQbkF1 $20M in merchandise taken by burglars who tunneled through concrete into LA jewelry store https://t.co/834ahZ3HZJ https://t.co/79A1GQbkF1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1912507249546711549)  2025-04-16T14:03Z 18.5K followers, 2.7M engagements


"Just started a new job as one of the powers that be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1918432660260630643)  2025-05-02T22:29Z 18.6K followers, 31.3K engagements


"Reports coming in that the swimsuit portion of the conclave has just concluded and that the talent portion is now under way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1920120400618389698)  2025-05-07T14:15Z 18.8K followers, 1.3M engagements


"grok did I turn my stove off before I left the house"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1922693126398898608)  2025-05-14T16:38Z 18.6K followers, 206.9K engagements


"The lion does not understand basic social cues"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1924819821968949751)  2025-05-20T13:29Z 18.7K followers, 63.7K engagements


"grok where does mom go when she puts her hands over her eyes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1925937546921480386)  2025-05-23T15:31Z 18.8K followers, 326.1K engagements


"Training for the cardboard guys who stand still uprising get outside and train. @Tac_Res https://t.co/xfjpNCANvX get outside and train. @Tac_Res https://t.co/xfjpNCANvX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1927820056362180968)  2025-05-28T20:11Z 18.7K followers, 2.9M engagements


"Its music summer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1931020921415868701)  2025-06-06T16:10Z 18.8K followers, 12.2K engagements


"Brian Wilson I love you https://open.spotify.com/track/2Uup75DRkJ03P91XyITXGCsi=XLMyhEL8RCqZL7rhxEgzBQ https://open.spotify.com/track/2Uup75DRkJ03P91XyITXGCsi=XLMyhEL8RCqZL7rhxEgzBQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1932848725635785163)  2025-06-11T17:13Z 18.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Just spiraled into control"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1933683251811643423)  2025-06-14T00:29Z 18.8K followers, 31.7K engagements


"Procter & Gamble & Huff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1933978115232891380)  2025-06-14T20:01Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Bro last night was exactly as the prophecy foretold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1934012871052030079)  2025-06-14T22:19Z 19.6K followers, 1.5M engagements


"A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1935414224005615919)  2025-06-18T19:08Z 19K followers, 196.1K engagements


"I have a role in the upcoming Bruce Springsteen biopic. I play the factory"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1935414711723680136)  2025-06-18T19:10Z 18.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Nothing But Net Sounds Brian Wilson https://t.co/cGLjxxk4tM Brian Wilson https://t.co/cGLjxxk4tM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1935801422882209982)  2025-06-19T20:46Z 19K followers, 242.6K engagements


"We stopped getting slizzard as a country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1936932655779496341)  2025-06-22T23:41Z 19.6K followers, 1.1M engagements


"Sean Connery watching the godfather: Ah yesh. The losh of innoshensh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1938247368844960191)  2025-06-26T14:45Z 19K followers, 89.1K engagements


"Does anyone have any suggestions for my playlist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1938416432385065332)  2025-06-27T01:57Z 19K followers, 13.7K engagements


"Is that the wasp woman The Wasp Woman 1995🐝 https://t.co/RxlPM1v05Q The Wasp Woman 1995🐝 https://t.co/RxlPM1v05Q"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1938592783851250154)  2025-06-27T13:38Z 19K followers, 44.7K engagements


"And ven you become mayor of New York City vill you plan on making a trip to Transylvania"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1938671594978586899)  2025-06-27T18:51Z 19K followers, 60.8K engagements


"Drinking another coffee. Just a little something to put the edge on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1940443370176065982)  2025-07-02T16:12Z 19.1K followers, 162.8K engagements


"I blew off my disgusting eleventh finger with fireworks 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1941563702387568726)  2025-07-05T18:23Z 19K followers, 33.6K engagements


"(Pissing my pants after drinking too much liquor) Ah the Denims Share"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1943862241398497304)  2025-07-12T02:37Z 19.1K followers, 185.7K engagements


"I know he throws it down on the grill This robot being tested in China runs frighteningly well 😬 https://t.co/xI8YVqgyND This robot being tested in China runs frighteningly well 😬 https://t.co/xI8YVqgyND"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1944518840097935576)  2025-07-13T22:06Z 19.1K followers, 42.8K engagements


"Wenders something I want I cop it on a Wim"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1945510336347410683)  2025-07-16T15:46Z 19.2K followers, 117.2K engagements


"(Goodfellas voice over) And that right there was Jimmy The Rat. They called him Jimmy The Rat on account of he was always wearing a wire. Honestly not sure why we kept inviting him places"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1946053863825391932)  2025-07-18T03:46Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Actually its more impressive to go as long as possible without accomplishing anything Orson Welles made Citizen Kane at [--] years old PTA made Boogie Nights at [--] Kubrick made Paths of Glory at [--] Ryan Coogler made Fruitvale Station at [--] Chantal Akerman made Jeanne Dielman at [--] Jean-Luc Godard made Breathless at [--] Orson Welles made Citizen Kane at [--] years old PTA made Boogie Nights at [--] Kubrick made Paths of Glory at [--] Ryan Coogler made Fruitvale Station at [--] Chantal Akerman made Jeanne Dielman at [--] Jean-Luc Godard made Breathless at 29"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1947030691033546787)  2025-07-20T20:27Z 19.1K followers, 22.4K engagements


"Behind the scenes: The easiest way for npr to achieve the look of its iconic tiny desk is by inviting extremely large musicians"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1948461619807175068)  2025-07-24T19:13Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@Srirachachau Dont know much about Star Trek but I hope Starfleet Academy is a college movie and Paul Giamatti plays the evil dean bent on getting the main guys expelled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1948826112949375320)  2025-07-25T19:22Z 19.1K followers, [---] engagements


"I got a million dollar grant from nasa To invent new ways to money spread"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1949291752549994900)  2025-07-27T02:12Z 19.1K followers, [---] engagements


"The new slang for getting money: touching sack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1950582379950592383)  2025-07-30T15:40Z 19.6K followers, 1.3M engagements


"Genuine question for insects: why evolve to camouflage as a stick and not evolve to have say a gun Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia which is over [--] inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country. https://t.co/y0E0r58Olg Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia which is over [--] inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country. https://t.co/y0E0r58Olg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1951244012465041618)  2025-08-01T11:29Z 19.5K followers, 1.6M engagements


"Biopic about the inventor of truck nuts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1952178345765949850)  2025-08-04T01:22Z 19.2K followers, [----] engagements


"This is my Chinese financial advisor Bai-Lo Sellhai"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1954953176907649314)  2025-08-11T17:08Z 19.6K followers, 1.3M engagements


"My [--] year old ass on my way to work as an engineer at Palantir going to Work with my soft tender whimsical heart https://t.co/wwWRbYWev9 going to Work with my soft tender whimsical heart https://t.co/wwWRbYWev9"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1955240285081862427)  2025-08-12T12:09Z 19.6K followers, 539.9K engagements


"I just want to go home blow some loud and play blocks bro"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1955375548126941459)  2025-08-12T21:07Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Reminds me of the fable of The coyote and the alligator which itself is just a modern adaptation of The bird and monkey The snake and the frog https://t.co/5fFc8b51UE The snake and the frog https://t.co/5fFc8b51UE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1955635340519325968)  2025-08-13T14:19Z 19.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@tonyhawktruther Buy stock in Close Lobsters NOW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1955734016058933453)  2025-08-13T20:51Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Great. Son just handed me some more childslop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1957227353987490197)  2025-08-17T23:45Z 19.6K followers, 2M engagements


"@hum_dunkin This is actually what that Bob Marley song is about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1958344152514801972)  2025-08-21T01:43Z 19.6K followers, [---] engagements


"My English teacher and my gym teacher were already married. I was homeschooled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1961105295234466288)  2025-08-28T16:35Z 19.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Goddamn: White House reveals President Trumps shit to be all the way fucked up as well as completely screwed man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1962937585774276988)  2025-09-02T17:56Z 19.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Simpsons: This is worse than Foxs Fall programming lineup [--] year old me: yes thats exactly right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1967099649698955541)  2025-09-14T05:34Z 19.6K followers, 463.1K engagements


"Eagle eyed film buffs may pick up on the sexual undertones of this scene"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1969274694332297324)  2025-09-20T05:37Z 19.6K followers, 618.8K engagements


"I want to hear Steve Harvey saying Blowin' on that indo GameCube Nintendo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1969610858385776662)  2025-09-21T03:53Z 19.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Yeah bro Ive had every fruit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1978605106904826003)  2025-10-15T23:33Z 19.5K followers, 55K engagements


"TikTok content creator: Yeah would you let dudes run a train on your girl for $5000 🙈 Interviewer: I mean do you have any questions for me about the job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1620069925246357505)  2023-01-30T14:42Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Radiohead is literally just Coldplay for dudes that sit on their balls and their balls go into their butt and they have to go to the hospital and fart out their balls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1693387778828931255)  2023-08-20T22:21Z 19.8K followers, 1.9M engagements


"Thats me in the corner Thats me playing fortnite Dressed like Peter griffin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1738658184544268622)  2023-12-23T20:29Z 19.8K followers, 289K engagements


"Ricky and Morty Ted talk. Pretty much the exact thing I imagine people would use AI for. Hot take: imagen [--] is now better than midjourney and flux Give it a try in gemini app or FAL its a ton of fun https://t.co/miCzmvBxln Hot take: imagen [--] is now better than midjourney and flux Give it a try in gemini app or FAL its a ton of fun https://t.co/miCzmvBxln"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1889374788864319623)  2025-02-11T18:03Z 17.9K followers, 114.5K engagements


"Million dollar idea: a pen that only works when youre scribbling to see if theres still ink left"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1889408349936165044)  2025-02-11T20:17Z 17.9K followers, 62K engagements


"Theyll be forced to remove a side due to budget cuts and go by The Quadrilateral now BREAKING: Trump administration orders Pentagon to plan for sweeping budget cuts slashing 8% from the defense budget in each of the next [--] years per WaPo BREAKING: Trump administration orders Pentagon to plan for sweeping budget cuts slashing 8% from the defense budget in each of the next [--] years per WaPo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattybtweets69/status/1892327563608883499)  2025-02-19T21:37Z 17.9K followers, [---] engagements

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