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# ![@made_in_cosmos Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::866943906180726784.png) @made_in_cosmos Maria Made in Cosmos ✨

Maria Made in Cosmos ✨ posts on X about this is, in the, the most, ai the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  3.15% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  2.36% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  1.57%

**Social topic influence**
[this is](/topic/this-is) 8.66%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 6.3%, [the most](/topic/the-most) 5.51%, [ai](/topic/ai) 3.94%, [all the](/topic/all-the) 3.94%, [imagine](/topic/imagine) 3.15%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 3.15%, [food](/topic/food) 3.15%, [cosmos](/topic/cosmos) #210, [books](/topic/books) 2.36%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@madeincosmos](/creator/undefined) [@bschne](/creator/undefined) [@prettywiseass](/creator/undefined) [@itslilyszabo](/creator/undefined) [@archeologistdev](/creator/undefined) [@nyct0phil3x](/creator/undefined) [@rizomaschool](/creator/undefined) [@potatoslav](/creator/undefined) [@gilbertedsl](/creator/undefined) [@xwanyex](/creator/undefined) [@nathanpmyoung](/creator/undefined) [@coracharrington](/creator/undefined) [@nathalierach](/creator/undefined) [@cleoontherange](/creator/undefined) [@inkolore](/creator/undefined) [@justalexoki](/creator/undefined) [@minordissent](/creator/undefined) [@adesertdryad](/creator/undefined) [@death2misogyny](/creator/undefined) [@uptambourine](/creator/undefined)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Why do I feel soooo exhausted after talking to our interior designer all we did for the last hour and a half was pick floor tiles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2020838096208900096)  2026-02-09T12:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Nyct0phil3_x How old is he I can't imagine my 20mo reading books on his own while everyone is asleep"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2009646325969957063)  2026-01-09T15:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"or you can take your [--] month old baby to Italy and be sipping wine while watching this [--] months from now you could be sipping some wine in Italy or changing a diaper. Make good decisions this snowstorm. [--] months from now you could be sipping some wine in Italy or changing a diaper. Make good decisions this snowstorm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2015875107449635273)  2026-01-26T19:50Z [----] followers, 103.3K engagements


"when will this end"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2018212262536729005)  2026-02-02T06:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I think I ran out of things to say here not quite sure but it's probably a good sign"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2019161350015173002)  2026-02-04T21:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Why are LLMs so bad at jokes riddles and puns My 5yo can come up with so much better ones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2019414240411693331)  2026-02-05T14:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Almost 2yo just announced that he does not want to wear a diaper nor he wants to sit on the potty. When I asked him where he's gonna pee in that case he replied without hesitation "in the bathtub" πŸ’€"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2019486754609271132)  2026-02-05T19:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"just saw the most insane wallpaper samples today I am not brave enough to put those in my home but a part of me wishes I was this brave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2019776407732146659)  2026-02-06T14:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I am never buying candles online again had no idea something that isn't a tea light can be this small"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2019839993313902620)  2026-02-06T18:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"when my first baby was born my midwife told me to only weigh her once a week so that I don't become too obsessed I passed the baby scale on to my brother but forgot to tell him this and now it turns out they weigh their baby before and after each feed to know how much she ate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2019845942728610269)  2026-02-06T18:49Z [----] followers, 267.1K engagements


"I still managed to become too obsessed about how much weight she gained even though she was developing normally for the whole time and never left the 50th percentile so much of parental stress is self-inflicted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2019848197699772752)  2026-02-06T18:58Z [----] followers, 37.5K engagements


"her little brother did slide from the 50th down to like 15th percentile and still probably hasn't tripled his birth weight at almost two but I just refuse to get stressed about it he's just a tiny little guy and I don't think this is a problem until maybe puberty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2019855632921423924)  2026-02-06T19:28Z [----] followers, 36.8K engagements


"trying an experiment where I set a timer for [--] minutes when all I can do is write (or do nothing) if I want to research something I just write the question down in the middle of the text and add CCC next to it and when the timer goes off I send all CCC notes to chatgpt It's true. #comic #writing #webcomic https://t.co/WaVu3pxKJO It's true. #comic #writing #webcomic https://t.co/WaVu3pxKJO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2019896687343595993)  2026-02-06T22:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"she's just like me fr (Ada Lovelace)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2020142848968913361)  2026-02-07T14:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"every time I feel upset about my children's mess despite repeatedly asking them to clean it I need to remind myself that if their room still makes me feel overwhelmed to be in even though I've had decades of experience in tidying how much more overwhelming it must be for them Task paralysis extends to children by orders of magnitude - when we tell them to clean their room but not teach them how they tend to freeze. Task paralysis extends to children by orders of magnitude - when we tell them to clean their room but not teach them how they tend to freeze"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2020231778469028237)  2026-02-07T20:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"unfortunately I don't think this is a sustainable long term strategy lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2020245320194818099)  2026-02-07T21:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Why does every nativity scene have Mary and Joseph standing together beside the manger If I had just given birth I'd definitely lie in bed or at least take a seat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2020245745883050221)  2026-02-07T21:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"5yo daughter saw a wedding scene at an exhibition today and all she wants to do is watch random people's wedding photos and pick a wedding dress for herself. She already asked me if I'll come to her wedding even though she doesn't know the date and time yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2020954889971708257)  2026-02-09T20:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@RizomaSchool lol you people know nothing about darkness https://x.com/simonsarris/status/2020913723435622460s=20 @potatoslav retvrn (to the sunny empire) https://t.co/CnbVjEwvle https://x.com/simonsarris/status/2020913723435622460s=20 @potatoslav retvrn (to the sunny empire) https://t.co/CnbVjEwvle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2020956903338336487)  2026-02-09T20:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I don't even need to offer Disney as an option unless they're sick my children tell me they want to go to daycare and play with their friends it's much more fun than staying at home all day with mom who does random chores I feel like theres a lot of kids who if given the choice of do you want to stay home all day around mom or be enrolled in daycare and go to Disney [--] times a year theyre going to choose Disney. I feel like theres a lot of kids who if given the choice of do you want to stay home all day around mom or be enrolled in daycare and go to Disney [--] times a year theyre going to choose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2021266324190593179)  2026-02-10T16:53Z [----] followers, 26.5K engagements


"@GilberteDSL yeah people say this starts at around [--] but my youngest isn't even two and he still wants to go if he doesn't I can immediately tell he's falling sick (which happens a lot unfortunately)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2021276757312127202)  2026-02-10T17:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"in Poland it is illegal to smile zakaz. https://t.co/hjhBmLT9re zakaz. https://t.co/hjhBmLT9re"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2021588922338283857)  2026-02-11T14:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"anyone here found a way to make AI help people get together in the real world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2021908879752540440)  2026-02-12T11:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"honestly the main reason I'm sending my kid to daycare is so that I can take a bubble bath"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2021909623910150276)  2026-02-12T11:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@bschne Do they meet in real world rooms to discuss it or otherwise it doesn't count πŸ˜…"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2021923713420341478)  2026-02-12T12:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"as far as I can tell this applies to using AI for anything at all either you're in the driver seat and guiding it where to go at 10x of your usual speed or you accept its suggestions uncritically and end up going nowhere AI coding works well for me because I am very frequently saying "no you're wrong it works like this do it like that" and every once in a while saying "great idea lets go with that" AI coding works well for me because I am very frequently saying "no you're wrong it works like this do it like that" and every once in a while saying "great idea lets go with that""  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2022373258633314815)  2026-02-13T18:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@xwanyex this is one of the things I can't wrap my head around about America are you saying that nobody checks your id when you come to vote in elections How do they know who you are or if you haven't voted already"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2022379792490721433)  2026-02-13T18:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I need another teeny tiny little baby so bad 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2022392279634493466)  2026-02-13T19:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"seeing a lot of Catholic twitter this week telling people not to quit coffee for lent because it would be too much of a nuisance for everyone around them and it makes me wonder do they feel like quitting alcohol weed or nicotine cold turkey would go any better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2022626006625120413)  2026-02-14T10:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@prettywiseass I think there was something like this for thanksgiving and new years Can't remember if Christmas too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2022950867541107061)  2026-02-15T08:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Bringing your babies in public (including online) is a public service. So many people don't even know what they're missing Caption says first time holding a baby and now she wants [--] https://t.co/QFA7LDBU1A Caption says first time holding a baby and now she wants [--] https://t.co/QFA7LDBU1A"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2020777390889447753)  2026-02-09T08:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"obsessed with these tinfoil hat protesters I saw today at the model railway exhibition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2020953880373453067)  2026-02-09T20:12Z [----] followers, 12.8K engagements


"@NathanpmYoung Wait really Where does it come from then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2022657645740486839)  2026-02-14T13:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I have godlike powers and so does everyone else except none of us can use them to grow strawberries cook spaghetti build a house or later clean it fix a water faucet weed a garden sew a dress make a toy train for my children or even sort my trash into appropriate bins when it comes to real life in the material world we've acquired godlike powers compared with what our ancestors had a mere [---] years ago and it still left us wanting. the washing machine freed us from countless hours of labor and we invented so many new kinds of labor in its place I do hope AI will eventually give me godlike"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2022763592869617735)  2026-02-14T20:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"bro how did you end up with more will to power than actual will to live"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2022924825296347641)  2026-02-15T06:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"this seems even more true for vibe coding and running agents everyone's high on the feeling like they're getting somewhere just one more hit I promise it's gonna be huge bro I don't know how to explain this but the AI has a lot in common with psychedelics in the sense it makes you feel you're about to break through and figure out something huge and profound and in the end they can only do maybe the first 10% of the work for you I don't know how to explain this but the AI has a lot in common with psychedelics in the sense it makes you feel you're about to break through and figure out something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2023103361315434830)  2026-02-15T18:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"year of the fire horse let's goo πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2023491196484800709)  2026-02-16T20:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Do people actually play with Lego these days or do they just assemble official sets to showcase on their bookshelves Every self-professed Lego lover I know has Lego decorations everywhere and not a single bin of random legos that you can put together in the weirdest combinations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2007882457627168842)  2026-01-04T18:30Z [----] followers, 245.3K engagements


"if this is wrong I don't wanna be right https://t.co/pYw3i6Mm33 https://t.co/pYw3i6Mm33"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2011857737055875107)  2026-01-15T17:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"this is where all the early Internet lolcats were always headed to it's pretty much inevitable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2011858090484728147)  2026-01-15T17:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"(heart)breaking news: almost 2yo just denied being my teeny tiny little baby. When I asked him who's my teeny tiny little baby in that case he replied confidently "dad""  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2022392201352024546)  2026-02-13T19:27Z [----] followers, 93.5K engagements


"me to my toddler every single day: So many of everyones problems would be solved with consistent high quality sleep. So many of everyones problems would be solved with consistent high quality sleep"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2022636778868404550)  2026-02-14T11:39Z [----] followers, 112.3K engagements


"I never cared much about the Valentine's Day but now my daughter does and you know what this is quite fun actually"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2022692993157988620)  2026-02-14T15:22Z [----] followers, 31.7K engagements


"just spoke to a friend who codes in Java for a living she never tried to code with ai and neither did anyone else in her whole company"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2022795796303749404)  2026-02-14T22:11Z [----] followers, 16.3K engagements


"@CoraCHarrington What was strange about 1830s Never heard about it before this one looks quite strange indeed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2023513104437694522)  2026-02-16T21:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Everyone says securely attached children grow into confident and courageous adults. But somehow attachment parenting is more popular than ever and yet young people don't seem to feel ready for the challenges of adulthood definitely not more than previous generations. Why"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1741959214354882861)  2024-01-01T23:06Z [----] followers, 111.3K engagements


"My parents are reluctant to talk about their childhoods but from what I've put together and read about rural life back in the day it seems less like "people used to raise children in COMMUNITY" and more like "nobody really paid attention to kids except for older kids""  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1743272200201773263)  2024-01-05T14:04Z [----] followers, 101.4K engagements


"Sometimes I wonder if people are reluctant to have kids because life has become incredibly comfortable a hundred years ago raising a kid wasn't any more laborious than growing food or running a house now it's probably the most demanding thing you'll ever do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1746622982183645530)  2024-01-14T19:59Z [----] followers, 339.4K engagements


"don't trust thoughts about your life you have after skipping breakfast or lunch don't trust thoughts about your life you have after the 4th night of bad sleep don't trust thoughts about your life you have after you haven't left house for [--] days this week I learned my version of "don't trust thoughts about your life you have after 9pm" is "don't trust thoughts about your life you have on day five of stomach flu" this week I learned my version of "don't trust thoughts about your life you have after 9pm" is "don't trust thoughts about your life you have on day five of stomach flu""  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1747625301767541222)  2024-01-17T14:21Z [----] followers, 62.8K engagements


"For the most people in human history hard work was what kept their children alive and fed and I can hardly think of anything more meaningful than that. How much of the existential dread is because all this hard work never really pays for anything except mindless consumption https://t.co/EBj0NliKPE https://t.co/EBj0NliKPE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1751945553062101384)  2024-01-29T12:29Z [----] followers, 62.5K engagements


"Half of the women around me are getting diagnosed with ADHD now and I can't shake the feeling that what we call ADHD these days are at least [--] different things in a trench coat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1778325737813979266)  2024-04-11T07:34Z [----] followers, 451.4K engagements


"Does anyone actually have a rug in their kitchen I'm seeing this on so many interior design inspo photos but never seen it in real life. It seems so impractical https://t.co/QwaWVl8j5r https://t.co/QwaWVl8j5r"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1781216164510585189)  2024-04-19T07:00Z [----] followers, 148.9K engagements


"A mom I know procrastinated on choosing a name for her newborn son for so long that the government office emailed her that if she doesn't register him in [--] hours they're just gonna assign him a random name. Anyway now I'm curious what a random government-assigned name could be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1784988917910872375)  2024-04-29T16:51Z [----] followers, 2.7M engagements


"@NathalieRach It has to be done in [--] weeks where we live no idea how it works in the rest of the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1785012148797890732)  2024-04-29T18:23Z [----] followers, 246.4K engagements


"I'm disappointed to let you all know that as far as I can tell by googling it works kinda like "whatever relatively popular name the government clerk was vibing with at the moment". Maybe in other places they have more creative processes than this. https://x.com/xav_moss/status/1785002447527686195 @made_in_cosmos I would genuinely love to see his process because I bet there is absolutely some overthought bureaucratic method for doing this and I really want to see it. Watch it be like one of the top [--] baby name of [----] or something https://x.com/xav_moss/status/1785002447527686195"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1785024817629897089)  2024-04-29T19:14Z [----] followers, 536.1K engagements


"Sending this to all the haters who say we can't just call our newborn son Baby https://x.com/wickedandproud/status/1785020158710284405 @CleoOnTheRange @made_in_cosmos Apparently my great-uncle's birth certificate had Baby as his first name. The only reason he filed for an official name change was because he became a cop and didn't want "Officer Baby" on all his reports. https://x.com/wickedandproud/status/1785020158710284405 @CleoOnTheRange @made_in_cosmos Apparently my great-uncle's birth certificate had Baby as his first name. The only reason he filed for an official name change was because"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1785117227580010865)  2024-04-30T01:21Z [----] followers, 312.2K engagements


"My husband is the second kind of a person and at first I was quite shocked that he can do all sorts of stuff even things he never tried before without collecting perfect information or making sure it won't make him look bad to anyone in any way. Man what a superpower. I grew up in a home where tasks were often treated as elaborate/heavy then I was introduced to a home where most tasks were treated like they were just a thing. Making that appointment reorganizing that room planning + going on that trip etc theyre all just things. And you I grew up in a home where tasks were often treated as"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1792540446712815623)  2024-05-20T12:58Z [----] followers, 175.8K engagements


"no parenting books or conversations ever prepared me for what to do when I hear "I was bored so I woke the baby up""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1809899195123286292)  2024-07-07T10:36Z [----] followers, 2.5M engagements


"me: Hey don't wake the baby up please 3yo: But I want him to make that funny face"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1809903142621860010)  2024-07-07T10:51Z [----] followers, 306.1K engagements


"husband's mom once forgot to hang up while on the phone with me and the next thing I heard was "It's my daughter-in-law. I have no idea where A found such a good girl like this" and I'm still riding that high months later"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1855366747567898707)  2024-11-09T21:47Z [----] followers, 102.5K engagements


"Things people call parentification that were fine for me as oldest daughter - taking care of siblings - household chores Things that were actually parentification - being responsible for siblings doing their chores - parents complaining to me about their relationship problems"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1878131424068337705)  2025-01-11T17:26Z [----] followers, 47.4K engagements


"someone asked my husband if he's worried that his coding job will get replaced by AI and he's like "yeah at some point it probably will I'll just become a carpenter then" what an unshakable confidence I am set for every possible timeline with this guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1880261557382443020)  2025-01-17T14:31Z [----] followers, 258.9K engagements


"4yo made herself a "computer" so that she can "work""  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1883461623173808172)  2025-01-26T10:26Z [----] followers, 60K engagements


"husband bought a CO2 meter and I guess we're gonna live the rest of our lives with all the windows open lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1884519847888912792)  2025-01-29T08:31Z [----] followers, 189.2K engagements


"I wonder if forcing kids to sit for 7+ hours a day for all the most formative years of their lives and only do what they're told to could have any lasting effects ok real question that is only slightly a dunk: WHY DOES EVERY MF WITH A COMPUTER WANT A VERSION OF THIS i just want a bot that tells me what to do please reduce me to pure labour ok real question that is only slightly a dunk: WHY DOES EVERY MF WITH A COMPUTER WANT A VERSION OF THIS i just want a bot that tells me what to do please reduce me to pure labour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1895444773244436929)  2025-02-28T12:03Z [----] followers, 31.8K engagements


"Just met a mom who has two sons and gave it another try in hope for a girl now she has two sons plus two identical twin baby boys all under [--]. No idea how she managed this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1919740566591389741)  2025-05-06T13:06Z [----] followers, 18.9K engagements


"I always knew that there would come a time in my daughter's life when she'd become interested in where she was before she was born or what happens after we die. I just didn't expect she would be the one casually telling me how it's like rather than asking questions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1920933899393228888)  2025-05-09T20:08Z [----] followers, 579.6K engagements


"What my daughter said about before she was born: - she was in a "zoo for babies" with all the babies who ever lived and all the baby animals - she met her brother there and picked him to be her brother - there was someone with "hundred thousand eyes" who could see everything @made_in_cosmos Wait she knows the before-time What was it like @made_in_cosmos Wait she knows the before-time What was it like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1921125566318612503)  2025-05-10T08:50Z [----] followers, 10.8M engagements


"- she met her yet unborn cousin there - nobody ate animals even cats and tigers ate just grass - some of the babies were a thousand years old - there were no adults there because they died and babies had to take care of everything - her great(x many) grandma was a forest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1921127109457555538)  2025-05-10T08:56Z [----] followers, 539.3K engagements


"@inkolore_ yeah some of the parts of what she said sound a lot like the Bible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1921127689185792147)  2025-05-10T08:58Z [----] followers, 160.4K engagements


"What she said about the afterlife: - When people die they later undue and keep on living again in a magical forest where there is lots of singing - during her great-grandpa's funeral she thought we'd be in a garden walking around together and saying grandpa goodbye"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1921189073621864481)  2025-05-10T13:02Z [----] followers, 508.4K engagements


"I love it how everyone sees references to their own religion in what she said"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1921239902076690501)  2025-05-10T16:24Z [----] followers, 449.9K engagements


"a friend once pointed out that my kid is anxiously attached to me which made me wonder where the hell I went wrong until I had another kid who's totally chill and not anxious at all since the moment he was born maybe attachment theory isn't a scam but surely it's incomplete"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1921290988384895321)  2025-05-10T19:47Z [----] followers, 33.9K engagements


"Got accused of witchcraft yesterday when I showed up to a 3rd floor office in a building that has no elevator while pulling a stroller with a sleeping baby in it with one hand and holding a coffee in the other"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1922381945482215837)  2025-05-13T20:02Z [----] followers, 11.9K engagements


"how am I supposed to put my kids to bed if it's still completely bright at 8:15pm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1927428793469174202)  2025-05-27T18:16Z [----] followers, 84.7K engagements


"why did it take me [--] years of my life to realize that my house is an extension of me if one is in a poor shape than the other one will be as well and if I'm in a funky mental state then the best way to break out of it is tidying up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1933449852131946542)  2025-06-13T09:02Z [----] followers, 42.5K engagements


"@justalexoki There's this whole genre of momposting through the most difficult moments of their children's life like "look at my sweetest little baby boy crying over his birthday cake because nobody came to his party" this looks kinda like the same thing but her husband is the kid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1935799088781398164)  2025-06-19T20:37Z [----] followers, 234.8K engagements


"grandmothers feed you so much because it was not always a given that there would be food on the table when they were kids and so stuffing everyone until they can't eat anymore became their love language Grandmothers feed you so much because they cant comprehend how youre only able to eat [----] when their husbands ate [----] calories at your age Grandmothers feed you so much because they cant comprehend how youre only able to eat [----] when their husbands ate [----] calories at your age"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1937201720636940313)  2025-06-23T17:30Z [----] followers, 89.5K engagements


"the generation starving for food when they were kids showered their children with food when they grew up the generation starving for emotional connection showered their children with emotional validation I wonder what our kids will shower their children with grandmothers feed you so much because it was not always a given that there would be food on the table when they were kids and so stuffing everyone until they can't eat anymore became their love language grandmothers feed you so much because it was not always a given that there would be food on the table when they were kids and so stuffing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1937775673981931905)  2025-06-25T07:31Z [----] followers, 84.9K engagements


"What's the name of this situation when you're doing your best to solve a problem and suddenly people start blaming you for the problem existing in the first place and complaining that you weren't able to solve it perfectly forever If there's no name for this there should be If you go into animal rescue animals will die in your care Animals will suffer unnecessarily in your care (because you tried to prevent them from dying) You will prioritize facility updates wrong and animals will get injured or fight each other And if you ever stop you know If you go into animal rescue animals will die in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1937882323871322527)  2025-06-25T14:35Z [----] followers, 28.4K engagements


"recently I asked my husband some random dumb question and he was like "why don't you ask chatgpt" and I told him is this really what you want to do outsourcing our random silly chitchat to machines and he agreed I should keep asking him this is how we stay human I was going to tweet "how do refrigerator doors stay closed" Then I realized I could ask Claude. Problem solved: the rubber gasket is magnetic. Duh in retrospect. But that's less fun than tweeting and letting y'all both find out too and make fun of me I was going to tweet "how do refrigerator doors stay closed" Then I realized I could"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1940791125088129184)  2025-07-03T15:13Z [----] followers, 103.5K engagements


"I looked forward to the "why" stage for a long time and couldn't wait to explain how the world works and then got asked questions like "why is there a fork" "why the sock is red" or my favorite "why did I cry" my child has entered the "why" stage of linguistic development and i've realized i know absolutely nothing my child has entered the "why" stage of linguistic development and i've realized i know absolutely nothing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1943670148683980811)  2025-07-11T13:54Z [----] followers, 90K engagements


"when my daughter played with a bunch of toy trucks she called them daddy truck mommy truck and baby truck and said they're going on holiday together i still remember when I gave my baby niece a truck and she immediately started petting it and put it to bed i still remember when I gave my baby niece a truck and she immediately started petting it and put it to bed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1944112691339309556)  2025-07-12T19:12Z [----] followers, 36.5K engagements


"as far as I can tell the main difference between people who are completely overwhelmed with parenting and those who are having a great time raising their kids is that the latter don't really consider it a big deal when their children are upset with a decision they made"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1945742963910365590)  2025-07-17T07:10Z [----] followers, 813.2K engagements


"it sounds cruel and unacceptable to move forward with a plan even when a kid doesn't want to and it certainly takes a skill but the alternative is cooking the 4th dinner after they rejected the previous [--] or running late everywhere when they refuse to wear their seatbelt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1945743905716130044)  2025-07-17T07:14Z [----] followers, 70.4K engagements


"coincidentally all the most overwhelmed parents I know only have a single kid but it's hard for me to tell if they only stopped at [--] because they were too overwhelmed or if they didn't develop this skill because with [--] child they could afford not to probably a bit of both"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1945747469393957268)  2025-07-17T07:28Z [----] followers, 69.1K engagements


"This is a valid point people who have a hard time saying no to their kids are usually worried their relationship would suffer if they did. Personally I try to 1) save my "no" for stuff that really matters 2) explain my reasons why 3) hold them lovingly if they're upset about it @made_in_cosmos The latter are also a lot more likely to have their children go no/low contact when they become adults. Im not saying that you should run every decision by your child but at least consider them. @made_in_cosmos The latter are also a lot more likely to have their children go no/low contact when they"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1945890489313476714)  2025-07-17T16:57Z [----] followers, 61K engagements


"imagine thinking we had any serious understanding of the universe to begin with when 95% of what we observed out there had to be labeled with silly placeholders like "dark matter" and "dark energy" because we had no idea why the math wasn't adding up NEWS🚨: James Webb confirms there's something seriously wrong with our understanding of the universe and reveals unknown physics exists. https://t.co/213xU3n5xk NEWS🚨: James Webb confirms there's something seriously wrong with our understanding of the universe and reveals unknown physics exists. https://t.co/213xU3n5xk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1946305375122162085)  2025-07-18T20:25Z [----] followers, 65.8K engagements


"baby expert here. babies only do that when they're really enjoying themselves https://t.co/H0uzzDkIxr https://t.co/H0uzzDkIxr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1946579651368743306)  2025-07-19T14:35Z [----] followers, 15.4K engagements


"I just met someone who rescues hamsters from abusive homes and gives them expensive medical treatment while looking for a new responsible owner and even the dog and cat people among us were visibly shocked to hear this is a thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1949208257039311241)  2025-07-26T20:40Z [----] followers, 130.4K engagements


"it took me [---] years of raising kids to get to the point where homemaking feels fun and doesn't overwhelm me and honestly I could have got there way earlier if I treated it like my job and not a temporarily embarrassing situation that I found myself in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1950227750754951231)  2025-07-29T16:11Z [----] followers, 47.4K engagements


"Moon expert here. That cage is way too small and borders on abuse. Whoever is in this picture should have their Moon taken away who else is up and feeding their moon https://t.co/269eUkvH9S who else is up and feeding their moon https://t.co/269eUkvH9S"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1950617819613220935)  2025-07-30T18:01Z [----] followers, 127.4K engagements


"4yo: I now have two plans what to do when I grow up me: Really What are these 4yo: I want to be a mermaid and a hair stylist me: Cool so you gotta practice braiding hair so that you become a hair stylist 4yo: yeah and I gotta practice swimming so that I become a mermaid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1951190166527267022)  2025-08-01T07:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"why is it always retired people who have the least flexible schedulesThey'll say they need to see you immediately and then if you try to find a time and place they'll be like "I can't do Wednesday I'm going to the grocery store on that day""  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1951267742750822883)  2025-08-01T13:04Z [----] followers, 282.8K engagements


"everybody wanna fix fertility rates nobody wanna have that third kid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1962251170665148467)  2025-08-31T20:28Z [----] followers, 79.2K engagements


"me: I'm upset our plan didn't work out 4yo: Don't worry mom It can still all work out for us today me: How 4yo: For example we can plan to go get some ice cream"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1965360198153064894)  2025-09-09T10:22Z [----] followers, 73.6K engagements


"everyone here is wearing specialized hiking gear trekking shoes thermal wear breathable raincoats all professional and ready to conquer the tallest summits and then there's this princess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1965464432114532637)  2025-09-09T17:16Z [----] followers, 18.7K engagements


"4yo: I'm gonna call him "Loki" me: Why 4yo: Like Rocky from Paw Patrol me: Oh I thought it was more like Loki from Avengers 4yo: What's Avengers husband: Avengers is like Paw Patrol for adults"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1966938222438568251)  2025-09-13T18:53Z [----] followers, 21.6K engagements


"everything my 17mo ate today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1972032565797421186)  2025-09-27T20:16Z [----] followers, 83.8K engagements


""wow. Wow. Wow. Wow WOW Look Wow" - my 1yo seeing a sky full of stars for the first time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1972333505280688573)  2025-09-28T16:12Z [----] followers, 53.3K engagements


"you know how Buddhist monks make beautiful ornamental mandalas out of sand and then let the wind wash it all away as a reminder that nothing is permanent Moms have a version of that too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1972655100913910243)  2025-09-29T13:30Z [----] followers, 28.9K engagements


"@minordissent lol no your teammates will think you work [---] hours a week while everyone in real life will think you're on permanent vacation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1973274477774643263)  2025-10-01T06:31Z [----] followers, 73.8K engagements


"How do I tell a rather autistic mom friend I'm not super close with that I'd prefer her to switch off the problem solving mode for a bit and stop looking for problems to solve in my house and offering advice and just try to relax and enjoy our company"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1973790355310170495)  2025-10-02T16:41Z [----] followers, 25.5K engagements


"I don't know who needs to hear this but if you're open to the possibility of having kids some day may I suggest to learn cooking meal planning cleaning hosting people for dinner etc now because learning all these things with a toddler is infinitely harder @adesertdryad that's possible although in my case it was simply never having learned the skills needed to run a home and not being able to learn them when a toddler demanded all of my attention. So probably too much for who I was back then but still not enough to keep a family functional lol @adesertdryad that's possible although in my case"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1974216759616962833)  2025-10-03T20:55Z [----] followers, 68.1K engagements


"Running a home is unpaid labor Girl I am not an employee here I'm one of the cofounders"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1976242981457068110)  2025-10-09T11:06Z [----] followers, 68.5K engagements


"raising little children is exactly this I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1979434586305167773)  2025-10-18T06:29Z [----] followers, 79.7K engagements


"@Death2Misogyny lol how many children do you have Even my most feminist friend who's determined to raise their kids without stereotypes had to admit that boys are different after she had a son"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1980139113455174001)  2025-10-20T05:08Z [----] followers, 20.3K engagements


"So much of mom discourse right now is women who learned basic homemaking skills to the point where it became second nature long before getting married and women who had to learn it all on the job talking past each other I don't know who needs to hear this but if you're open to the possibility of having kids some day may I suggest to learn cooking meal planning cleaning hosting people for dinner etc now because learning all these things with a toddler is infinitely harder I don't know who needs to hear this but if you're open to the possibility of having kids some day may I suggest to learn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1980612367319769359)  2025-10-21T12:29Z [----] followers, 44.3K engagements


"My grandparents grew up physically starving did everything in their power for their children to have enough food. My parents grew up starving for knowledge and sacrificed a lot so that we get proper education. My brothers & I grew up starving for emotional connection and feeling good in our bodies so this is what we're figuring out for our kids. Can't wait to see what my children are going to figure out for theirs πŸ’—"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1980995393996370047)  2025-10-22T13:51Z [----] followers, 36.8K engagements


"4yo: Mom can we start doing a new thing the way we do it in preschool me: Sure what is that 4yo: Everyone tidying after themselves and putting their dishes in the sink"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1981258880492421560)  2025-10-23T07:18Z [----] followers, 29.6K engagements


"I don't know if it's a different age group or what but all the books I remember reading in my childhood had little children facing difficulties that they had to overcome on their own and all the books I'm reading for my daughter now have kids asking the adults to intervene"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1981804576807190588)  2025-10-24T19:26Z [----] followers, 25.8K engagements


"highly suspicious how someone who just put on an entire Elsa costume all by herself now says she's unable to change into her pajamas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1981810412787314836)  2025-10-24T19:49Z [----] followers, 74.4K engagements


"@UpTambourine Oddly enough I have a similar telepathic link with my dad but not my mom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1982075892076880278)  2025-10-25T13:24Z [----] followers, 136.9K engagements


"There's a homemaker version of this too and it's reload the dishwasher and wipe the kitchen counters. Everything suddenly becomes manageable when your kitchen counters are clean. A mentor once told me: When you dont know what to do next clean your desk make a list and start with the smallest thing that matters." Every major project begins with a single act. Big tasks paralyze you because your brain sees the mountain not the path. Build stairs. A mentor once told me: When you dont know what to do next clean your desk make a list and start with the smallest thing that matters." Every major"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1982076862051295382)  2025-10-25T13:28Z [----] followers, 77K engagements


"told a teenage goth girl in the elevator "nice collar I once had one like this too" and you'd think she'd die from embarrassment on the spot I kinda get it honestly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1982865324627390496)  2025-10-27T17:41Z [----] followers, 209.9K engagements


"this was me a week before my due date with my second advanced pregnancy looks pretty ridiculous very normal pregnant physiognomy for a 5"1 woman in her 3rd trimester trust me us short girlies don't carry a demure lil bump very normal pregnant physiognomy for a 5"1 woman in her 3rd trimester trust me us short girlies don't carry a demure lil bump"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1984205074382635281)  2025-10-31T10:25Z [----] followers, 97.9K engagements


"husband is going on a business trip next week so I half-jokingly told his mom that I'm gonna send him off to the airport one kid to the preschool the other one to daycare and finally relax alone at home and she immediately said "well maybe it's time for you to get a job""  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1984699501379027265)  2025-11-01T19:10Z [----] followers, 52.4K engagements


"All the most overwhelmed parents I know only have one child each and I don't think this is a coincidence. there must be a thing where if you stop at 1-2 kids you can kind of pause your personal development in other life areas probably [--] as well but if you're going 4+ you kinda have to figure out how to just do it all. idk there must be a thing where if you stop at 1-2 kids you can kind of pause your personal development in other life areas probably [--] as well but if you're going 4+ you kinda have to figure out how to just do it all. idk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1985354334511513682)  2025-11-03T14:32Z [----] followers, 286.6K engagements


"should I transfer him to bed or let him sleep like this today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1985446489481515505)  2025-11-03T20:38Z [----] followers, 64.7K engagements


"this is exactly what happens when you go shopping with a toddler https://t.co/nyFNH3WXkF https://t.co/nyFNH3WXkF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1986330563146391592)  2025-11-06T07:11Z [----] followers, 36.6K engagements


"What's the name of this phenomenon where Halloween costumes of a fitness instructor from the 80s look much more like the 80s than the actual fitness instructors from the 80s did"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1987534217455227392)  2025-11-09T14:54Z [----] followers, 335.8K engagements


"I know we should call it the Pratchett Effect What's the name of this phenomenon where Halloween costumes of a fitness instructor from the 80s look much more like the 80s than the actual fitness instructors from the 80s did https://t.co/vupyJIe08W What's the name of this phenomenon where Halloween costumes of a fitness instructor from the 80s look much more like the 80s than the actual fitness instructors from the 80s did https://t.co/vupyJIe08W"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1987584179152867465)  2025-11-09T18:12Z [----] followers, 277.8K engagements


"yayyy we booked this trip because I was sad that my kids might not experience real winter otherwise and now we have real winter at home and whenever we go out my 20mo just keeps crying "I don't want snow" and does not play in the snow at all beginning to question our decision to visit Polish mountains this winter break instead of going somewhere warm like we normally do https://t.co/8hEkeASZa6 beginning to question our decision to visit Polish mountains this winter break instead of going somewhere warm like we normally do https://t.co/8hEkeASZa6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/2010024356030890352)  2026-01-10T16:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Underapreciated reason to have kids: suddenly you have a very high stake in the future of your neighborhood city country and the whole planet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1420123536828555272)  2021-07-27T20:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"traditions are like old codebases: half of it is critical infrastructure and the other half are workarounds for ancient problems that no longer exist and you can never tell which half is which"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1574664271681974272)  2022-09-27T07:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Miss_Sive_ hahahah this is amazing I can't imagine any grown man doing something like this. Definitely not the baby's dad 🀣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/made_in_cosmos/status/1810009928314003654)  2024-07-07T17:56Z [----] followers, 264.8K engagements

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Social Influence

Social category influence countries 3.15% technology brands 2.36% social networks 1.57%

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Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @madeincosmos @bschne @prettywiseass @itslilyszabo @archeologistdev @nyct0phil3x @rizomaschool @potatoslav @gilbertedsl @xwanyex @nathanpmyoung @coracharrington @nathalierach @cleoontherange @inkolore @justalexoki @minordissent @adesertdryad @death2misogyny @uptambourine

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Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Why do I feel soooo exhausted after talking to our interior designer all we did for the last hour and a half was pick floor tiles"
X Link 2026-02-09T12:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@Nyct0phil3_x How old is he I can't imagine my 20mo reading books on his own while everyone is asleep"
X Link 2026-01-09T15:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"or you can take your [--] month old baby to Italy and be sipping wine while watching this [--] months from now you could be sipping some wine in Italy or changing a diaper. Make good decisions this snowstorm. [--] months from now you could be sipping some wine in Italy or changing a diaper. Make good decisions this snowstorm"
X Link 2026-01-26T19:50Z [----] followers, 103.3K engagements

"when will this end"
X Link 2026-02-02T06:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I think I ran out of things to say here not quite sure but it's probably a good sign"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Why are LLMs so bad at jokes riddles and puns My 5yo can come up with so much better ones"
X Link 2026-02-05T14:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Almost 2yo just announced that he does not want to wear a diaper nor he wants to sit on the potty. When I asked him where he's gonna pee in that case he replied without hesitation "in the bathtub" πŸ’€"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"just saw the most insane wallpaper samples today I am not brave enough to put those in my home but a part of me wishes I was this brave"
X Link 2026-02-06T14:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I am never buying candles online again had no idea something that isn't a tea light can be this small"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"when my first baby was born my midwife told me to only weigh her once a week so that I don't become too obsessed I passed the baby scale on to my brother but forgot to tell him this and now it turns out they weigh their baby before and after each feed to know how much she ate"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:49Z [----] followers, 267.1K engagements

"I still managed to become too obsessed about how much weight she gained even though she was developing normally for the whole time and never left the 50th percentile so much of parental stress is self-inflicted"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:58Z [----] followers, 37.5K engagements

"her little brother did slide from the 50th down to like 15th percentile and still probably hasn't tripled his birth weight at almost two but I just refuse to get stressed about it he's just a tiny little guy and I don't think this is a problem until maybe puberty"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:28Z [----] followers, 36.8K engagements

"trying an experiment where I set a timer for [--] minutes when all I can do is write (or do nothing) if I want to research something I just write the question down in the middle of the text and add CCC next to it and when the timer goes off I send all CCC notes to chatgpt It's true. #comic #writing #webcomic https://t.co/WaVu3pxKJO It's true. #comic #writing #webcomic https://t.co/WaVu3pxKJO"
X Link 2026-02-06T22:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"she's just like me fr (Ada Lovelace)"
X Link 2026-02-07T14:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"every time I feel upset about my children's mess despite repeatedly asking them to clean it I need to remind myself that if their room still makes me feel overwhelmed to be in even though I've had decades of experience in tidying how much more overwhelming it must be for them Task paralysis extends to children by orders of magnitude - when we tell them to clean their room but not teach them how they tend to freeze. Task paralysis extends to children by orders of magnitude - when we tell them to clean their room but not teach them how they tend to freeze"
X Link 2026-02-07T20:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"unfortunately I don't think this is a sustainable long term strategy lol"
X Link 2026-02-07T21:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Why does every nativity scene have Mary and Joseph standing together beside the manger If I had just given birth I'd definitely lie in bed or at least take a seat"
X Link 2026-02-07T21:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"5yo daughter saw a wedding scene at an exhibition today and all she wants to do is watch random people's wedding photos and pick a wedding dress for herself. She already asked me if I'll come to her wedding even though she doesn't know the date and time yet"
X Link 2026-02-09T20:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@RizomaSchool lol you people know nothing about darkness https://x.com/simonsarris/status/2020913723435622460s=20 @potatoslav retvrn (to the sunny empire) https://t.co/CnbVjEwvle https://x.com/simonsarris/status/2020913723435622460s=20 @potatoslav retvrn (to the sunny empire) https://t.co/CnbVjEwvle"
X Link 2026-02-09T20:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I don't even need to offer Disney as an option unless they're sick my children tell me they want to go to daycare and play with their friends it's much more fun than staying at home all day with mom who does random chores I feel like theres a lot of kids who if given the choice of do you want to stay home all day around mom or be enrolled in daycare and go to Disney [--] times a year theyre going to choose Disney. I feel like theres a lot of kids who if given the choice of do you want to stay home all day around mom or be enrolled in daycare and go to Disney [--] times a year theyre going to choose"
X Link 2026-02-10T16:53Z [----] followers, 26.5K engagements

"@GilberteDSL yeah people say this starts at around [--] but my youngest isn't even two and he still wants to go if he doesn't I can immediately tell he's falling sick (which happens a lot unfortunately)"
X Link 2026-02-10T17:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"in Poland it is illegal to smile zakaz. https://t.co/hjhBmLT9re zakaz. https://t.co/hjhBmLT9re"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"anyone here found a way to make AI help people get together in the real world"
X Link 2026-02-12T11:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"honestly the main reason I'm sending my kid to daycare is so that I can take a bubble bath"
X Link 2026-02-12T11:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@bschne Do they meet in real world rooms to discuss it or otherwise it doesn't count πŸ˜…"
X Link 2026-02-12T12:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"as far as I can tell this applies to using AI for anything at all either you're in the driver seat and guiding it where to go at 10x of your usual speed or you accept its suggestions uncritically and end up going nowhere AI coding works well for me because I am very frequently saying "no you're wrong it works like this do it like that" and every once in a while saying "great idea lets go with that" AI coding works well for me because I am very frequently saying "no you're wrong it works like this do it like that" and every once in a while saying "great idea lets go with that""
X Link 2026-02-13T18:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@xwanyex this is one of the things I can't wrap my head around about America are you saying that nobody checks your id when you come to vote in elections How do they know who you are or if you haven't voted already"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I need another teeny tiny little baby so bad 😭"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"seeing a lot of Catholic twitter this week telling people not to quit coffee for lent because it would be too much of a nuisance for everyone around them and it makes me wonder do they feel like quitting alcohol weed or nicotine cold turkey would go any better"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@prettywiseass I think there was something like this for thanksgiving and new years Can't remember if Christmas too"
X Link 2026-02-15T08:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Bringing your babies in public (including online) is a public service. So many people don't even know what they're missing Caption says first time holding a baby and now she wants [--] https://t.co/QFA7LDBU1A Caption says first time holding a baby and now she wants [--] https://t.co/QFA7LDBU1A"
X Link 2026-02-09T08:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"obsessed with these tinfoil hat protesters I saw today at the model railway exhibition"
X Link 2026-02-09T20:12Z [----] followers, 12.8K engagements

"@NathanpmYoung Wait really Where does it come from then"
X Link 2026-02-14T13:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I have godlike powers and so does everyone else except none of us can use them to grow strawberries cook spaghetti build a house or later clean it fix a water faucet weed a garden sew a dress make a toy train for my children or even sort my trash into appropriate bins when it comes to real life in the material world we've acquired godlike powers compared with what our ancestors had a mere [---] years ago and it still left us wanting. the washing machine freed us from countless hours of labor and we invented so many new kinds of labor in its place I do hope AI will eventually give me godlike"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"bro how did you end up with more will to power than actual will to live"
X Link 2026-02-15T06:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"this seems even more true for vibe coding and running agents everyone's high on the feeling like they're getting somewhere just one more hit I promise it's gonna be huge bro I don't know how to explain this but the AI has a lot in common with psychedelics in the sense it makes you feel you're about to break through and figure out something huge and profound and in the end they can only do maybe the first 10% of the work for you I don't know how to explain this but the AI has a lot in common with psychedelics in the sense it makes you feel you're about to break through and figure out something"
X Link 2026-02-15T18:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"year of the fire horse let's goo πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯"
X Link 2026-02-16T20:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Do people actually play with Lego these days or do they just assemble official sets to showcase on their bookshelves Every self-professed Lego lover I know has Lego decorations everywhere and not a single bin of random legos that you can put together in the weirdest combinations"
X Link 2026-01-04T18:30Z [----] followers, 245.3K engagements

"if this is wrong I don't wanna be right https://t.co/pYw3i6Mm33 https://t.co/pYw3i6Mm33"
X Link 2026-01-15T17:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"this is where all the early Internet lolcats were always headed to it's pretty much inevitable"
X Link 2026-01-15T17:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"(heart)breaking news: almost 2yo just denied being my teeny tiny little baby. When I asked him who's my teeny tiny little baby in that case he replied confidently "dad""
X Link 2026-02-13T19:27Z [----] followers, 93.5K engagements

"me to my toddler every single day: So many of everyones problems would be solved with consistent high quality sleep. So many of everyones problems would be solved with consistent high quality sleep"
X Link 2026-02-14T11:39Z [----] followers, 112.3K engagements

"I never cared much about the Valentine's Day but now my daughter does and you know what this is quite fun actually"
X Link 2026-02-14T15:22Z [----] followers, 31.7K engagements

"just spoke to a friend who codes in Java for a living she never tried to code with ai and neither did anyone else in her whole company"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:11Z [----] followers, 16.3K engagements

"@CoraCHarrington What was strange about 1830s Never heard about it before this one looks quite strange indeed"
X Link 2026-02-16T21:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Everyone says securely attached children grow into confident and courageous adults. But somehow attachment parenting is more popular than ever and yet young people don't seem to feel ready for the challenges of adulthood definitely not more than previous generations. Why"
X Link 2024-01-01T23:06Z [----] followers, 111.3K engagements

"My parents are reluctant to talk about their childhoods but from what I've put together and read about rural life back in the day it seems less like "people used to raise children in COMMUNITY" and more like "nobody really paid attention to kids except for older kids""
X Link 2024-01-05T14:04Z [----] followers, 101.4K engagements

"Sometimes I wonder if people are reluctant to have kids because life has become incredibly comfortable a hundred years ago raising a kid wasn't any more laborious than growing food or running a house now it's probably the most demanding thing you'll ever do"
X Link 2024-01-14T19:59Z [----] followers, 339.4K engagements

"don't trust thoughts about your life you have after skipping breakfast or lunch don't trust thoughts about your life you have after the 4th night of bad sleep don't trust thoughts about your life you have after you haven't left house for [--] days this week I learned my version of "don't trust thoughts about your life you have after 9pm" is "don't trust thoughts about your life you have on day five of stomach flu" this week I learned my version of "don't trust thoughts about your life you have after 9pm" is "don't trust thoughts about your life you have on day five of stomach flu""
X Link 2024-01-17T14:21Z [----] followers, 62.8K engagements

"For the most people in human history hard work was what kept their children alive and fed and I can hardly think of anything more meaningful than that. How much of the existential dread is because all this hard work never really pays for anything except mindless consumption https://t.co/EBj0NliKPE https://t.co/EBj0NliKPE"
X Link 2024-01-29T12:29Z [----] followers, 62.5K engagements

"Half of the women around me are getting diagnosed with ADHD now and I can't shake the feeling that what we call ADHD these days are at least [--] different things in a trench coat"
X Link 2024-04-11T07:34Z [----] followers, 451.4K engagements

"Does anyone actually have a rug in their kitchen I'm seeing this on so many interior design inspo photos but never seen it in real life. It seems so impractical https://t.co/QwaWVl8j5r https://t.co/QwaWVl8j5r"
X Link 2024-04-19T07:00Z [----] followers, 148.9K engagements

"A mom I know procrastinated on choosing a name for her newborn son for so long that the government office emailed her that if she doesn't register him in [--] hours they're just gonna assign him a random name. Anyway now I'm curious what a random government-assigned name could be"
X Link 2024-04-29T16:51Z [----] followers, 2.7M engagements

"@NathalieRach It has to be done in [--] weeks where we live no idea how it works in the rest of the world"
X Link 2024-04-29T18:23Z [----] followers, 246.4K engagements

"I'm disappointed to let you all know that as far as I can tell by googling it works kinda like "whatever relatively popular name the government clerk was vibing with at the moment". Maybe in other places they have more creative processes than this. https://x.com/xav_moss/status/1785002447527686195 @made_in_cosmos I would genuinely love to see his process because I bet there is absolutely some overthought bureaucratic method for doing this and I really want to see it. Watch it be like one of the top [--] baby name of [----] or something https://x.com/xav_moss/status/1785002447527686195"
X Link 2024-04-29T19:14Z [----] followers, 536.1K engagements

"Sending this to all the haters who say we can't just call our newborn son Baby https://x.com/wickedandproud/status/1785020158710284405 @CleoOnTheRange @made_in_cosmos Apparently my great-uncle's birth certificate had Baby as his first name. The only reason he filed for an official name change was because he became a cop and didn't want "Officer Baby" on all his reports. https://x.com/wickedandproud/status/1785020158710284405 @CleoOnTheRange @made_in_cosmos Apparently my great-uncle's birth certificate had Baby as his first name. The only reason he filed for an official name change was because"
X Link 2024-04-30T01:21Z [----] followers, 312.2K engagements

"My husband is the second kind of a person and at first I was quite shocked that he can do all sorts of stuff even things he never tried before without collecting perfect information or making sure it won't make him look bad to anyone in any way. Man what a superpower. I grew up in a home where tasks were often treated as elaborate/heavy then I was introduced to a home where most tasks were treated like they were just a thing. Making that appointment reorganizing that room planning + going on that trip etc theyre all just things. And you I grew up in a home where tasks were often treated as"
X Link 2024-05-20T12:58Z [----] followers, 175.8K engagements

"no parenting books or conversations ever prepared me for what to do when I hear "I was bored so I woke the baby up""
X Link 2024-07-07T10:36Z [----] followers, 2.5M engagements

"me: Hey don't wake the baby up please 3yo: But I want him to make that funny face"
X Link 2024-07-07T10:51Z [----] followers, 306.1K engagements

"husband's mom once forgot to hang up while on the phone with me and the next thing I heard was "It's my daughter-in-law. I have no idea where A found such a good girl like this" and I'm still riding that high months later"
X Link 2024-11-09T21:47Z [----] followers, 102.5K engagements

"Things people call parentification that were fine for me as oldest daughter - taking care of siblings - household chores Things that were actually parentification - being responsible for siblings doing their chores - parents complaining to me about their relationship problems"
X Link 2025-01-11T17:26Z [----] followers, 47.4K engagements

"someone asked my husband if he's worried that his coding job will get replaced by AI and he's like "yeah at some point it probably will I'll just become a carpenter then" what an unshakable confidence I am set for every possible timeline with this guy"
X Link 2025-01-17T14:31Z [----] followers, 258.9K engagements

"4yo made herself a "computer" so that she can "work""
X Link 2025-01-26T10:26Z [----] followers, 60K engagements

"husband bought a CO2 meter and I guess we're gonna live the rest of our lives with all the windows open lol"
X Link 2025-01-29T08:31Z [----] followers, 189.2K engagements

"I wonder if forcing kids to sit for 7+ hours a day for all the most formative years of their lives and only do what they're told to could have any lasting effects ok real question that is only slightly a dunk: WHY DOES EVERY MF WITH A COMPUTER WANT A VERSION OF THIS i just want a bot that tells me what to do please reduce me to pure labour ok real question that is only slightly a dunk: WHY DOES EVERY MF WITH A COMPUTER WANT A VERSION OF THIS i just want a bot that tells me what to do please reduce me to pure labour"
X Link 2025-02-28T12:03Z [----] followers, 31.8K engagements

"Just met a mom who has two sons and gave it another try in hope for a girl now she has two sons plus two identical twin baby boys all under [--]. No idea how she managed this"
X Link 2025-05-06T13:06Z [----] followers, 18.9K engagements

"I always knew that there would come a time in my daughter's life when she'd become interested in where she was before she was born or what happens after we die. I just didn't expect she would be the one casually telling me how it's like rather than asking questions"
X Link 2025-05-09T20:08Z [----] followers, 579.6K engagements

"What my daughter said about before she was born: - she was in a "zoo for babies" with all the babies who ever lived and all the baby animals - she met her brother there and picked him to be her brother - there was someone with "hundred thousand eyes" who could see everything @made_in_cosmos Wait she knows the before-time What was it like @made_in_cosmos Wait she knows the before-time What was it like"
X Link 2025-05-10T08:50Z [----] followers, 10.8M engagements

"- she met her yet unborn cousin there - nobody ate animals even cats and tigers ate just grass - some of the babies were a thousand years old - there were no adults there because they died and babies had to take care of everything - her great(x many) grandma was a forest"
X Link 2025-05-10T08:56Z [----] followers, 539.3K engagements

"@inkolore_ yeah some of the parts of what she said sound a lot like the Bible"
X Link 2025-05-10T08:58Z [----] followers, 160.4K engagements

"What she said about the afterlife: - When people die they later undue and keep on living again in a magical forest where there is lots of singing - during her great-grandpa's funeral she thought we'd be in a garden walking around together and saying grandpa goodbye"
X Link 2025-05-10T13:02Z [----] followers, 508.4K engagements

"I love it how everyone sees references to their own religion in what she said"
X Link 2025-05-10T16:24Z [----] followers, 449.9K engagements

"a friend once pointed out that my kid is anxiously attached to me which made me wonder where the hell I went wrong until I had another kid who's totally chill and not anxious at all since the moment he was born maybe attachment theory isn't a scam but surely it's incomplete"
X Link 2025-05-10T19:47Z [----] followers, 33.9K engagements

"Got accused of witchcraft yesterday when I showed up to a 3rd floor office in a building that has no elevator while pulling a stroller with a sleeping baby in it with one hand and holding a coffee in the other"
X Link 2025-05-13T20:02Z [----] followers, 11.9K engagements

"how am I supposed to put my kids to bed if it's still completely bright at 8:15pm"
X Link 2025-05-27T18:16Z [----] followers, 84.7K engagements

"why did it take me [--] years of my life to realize that my house is an extension of me if one is in a poor shape than the other one will be as well and if I'm in a funky mental state then the best way to break out of it is tidying up"
X Link 2025-06-13T09:02Z [----] followers, 42.5K engagements

"@justalexoki There's this whole genre of momposting through the most difficult moments of their children's life like "look at my sweetest little baby boy crying over his birthday cake because nobody came to his party" this looks kinda like the same thing but her husband is the kid"
X Link 2025-06-19T20:37Z [----] followers, 234.8K engagements

"grandmothers feed you so much because it was not always a given that there would be food on the table when they were kids and so stuffing everyone until they can't eat anymore became their love language Grandmothers feed you so much because they cant comprehend how youre only able to eat [----] when their husbands ate [----] calories at your age Grandmothers feed you so much because they cant comprehend how youre only able to eat [----] when their husbands ate [----] calories at your age"
X Link 2025-06-23T17:30Z [----] followers, 89.5K engagements

"the generation starving for food when they were kids showered their children with food when they grew up the generation starving for emotional connection showered their children with emotional validation I wonder what our kids will shower their children with grandmothers feed you so much because it was not always a given that there would be food on the table when they were kids and so stuffing everyone until they can't eat anymore became their love language grandmothers feed you so much because it was not always a given that there would be food on the table when they were kids and so stuffing"
X Link 2025-06-25T07:31Z [----] followers, 84.9K engagements

"What's the name of this situation when you're doing your best to solve a problem and suddenly people start blaming you for the problem existing in the first place and complaining that you weren't able to solve it perfectly forever If there's no name for this there should be If you go into animal rescue animals will die in your care Animals will suffer unnecessarily in your care (because you tried to prevent them from dying) You will prioritize facility updates wrong and animals will get injured or fight each other And if you ever stop you know If you go into animal rescue animals will die in"
X Link 2025-06-25T14:35Z [----] followers, 28.4K engagements

"recently I asked my husband some random dumb question and he was like "why don't you ask chatgpt" and I told him is this really what you want to do outsourcing our random silly chitchat to machines and he agreed I should keep asking him this is how we stay human I was going to tweet "how do refrigerator doors stay closed" Then I realized I could ask Claude. Problem solved: the rubber gasket is magnetic. Duh in retrospect. But that's less fun than tweeting and letting y'all both find out too and make fun of me I was going to tweet "how do refrigerator doors stay closed" Then I realized I could"
X Link 2025-07-03T15:13Z [----] followers, 103.5K engagements

"I looked forward to the "why" stage for a long time and couldn't wait to explain how the world works and then got asked questions like "why is there a fork" "why the sock is red" or my favorite "why did I cry" my child has entered the "why" stage of linguistic development and i've realized i know absolutely nothing my child has entered the "why" stage of linguistic development and i've realized i know absolutely nothing"
X Link 2025-07-11T13:54Z [----] followers, 90K engagements

"when my daughter played with a bunch of toy trucks she called them daddy truck mommy truck and baby truck and said they're going on holiday together i still remember when I gave my baby niece a truck and she immediately started petting it and put it to bed i still remember when I gave my baby niece a truck and she immediately started petting it and put it to bed"
X Link 2025-07-12T19:12Z [----] followers, 36.5K engagements

"as far as I can tell the main difference between people who are completely overwhelmed with parenting and those who are having a great time raising their kids is that the latter don't really consider it a big deal when their children are upset with a decision they made"
X Link 2025-07-17T07:10Z [----] followers, 813.2K engagements

"it sounds cruel and unacceptable to move forward with a plan even when a kid doesn't want to and it certainly takes a skill but the alternative is cooking the 4th dinner after they rejected the previous [--] or running late everywhere when they refuse to wear their seatbelt"
X Link 2025-07-17T07:14Z [----] followers, 70.4K engagements

"coincidentally all the most overwhelmed parents I know only have a single kid but it's hard for me to tell if they only stopped at [--] because they were too overwhelmed or if they didn't develop this skill because with [--] child they could afford not to probably a bit of both"
X Link 2025-07-17T07:28Z [----] followers, 69.1K engagements

"This is a valid point people who have a hard time saying no to their kids are usually worried their relationship would suffer if they did. Personally I try to 1) save my "no" for stuff that really matters 2) explain my reasons why 3) hold them lovingly if they're upset about it @made_in_cosmos The latter are also a lot more likely to have their children go no/low contact when they become adults. Im not saying that you should run every decision by your child but at least consider them. @made_in_cosmos The latter are also a lot more likely to have their children go no/low contact when they"
X Link 2025-07-17T16:57Z [----] followers, 61K engagements

"imagine thinking we had any serious understanding of the universe to begin with when 95% of what we observed out there had to be labeled with silly placeholders like "dark matter" and "dark energy" because we had no idea why the math wasn't adding up NEWS🚨: James Webb confirms there's something seriously wrong with our understanding of the universe and reveals unknown physics exists. https://t.co/213xU3n5xk NEWS🚨: James Webb confirms there's something seriously wrong with our understanding of the universe and reveals unknown physics exists. https://t.co/213xU3n5xk"
X Link 2025-07-18T20:25Z [----] followers, 65.8K engagements

"baby expert here. babies only do that when they're really enjoying themselves https://t.co/H0uzzDkIxr https://t.co/H0uzzDkIxr"
X Link 2025-07-19T14:35Z [----] followers, 15.4K engagements

"I just met someone who rescues hamsters from abusive homes and gives them expensive medical treatment while looking for a new responsible owner and even the dog and cat people among us were visibly shocked to hear this is a thing"
X Link 2025-07-26T20:40Z [----] followers, 130.4K engagements

"it took me [---] years of raising kids to get to the point where homemaking feels fun and doesn't overwhelm me and honestly I could have got there way earlier if I treated it like my job and not a temporarily embarrassing situation that I found myself in"
X Link 2025-07-29T16:11Z [----] followers, 47.4K engagements

"Moon expert here. That cage is way too small and borders on abuse. Whoever is in this picture should have their Moon taken away who else is up and feeding their moon https://t.co/269eUkvH9S who else is up and feeding their moon https://t.co/269eUkvH9S"
X Link 2025-07-30T18:01Z [----] followers, 127.4K engagements

"4yo: I now have two plans what to do when I grow up me: Really What are these 4yo: I want to be a mermaid and a hair stylist me: Cool so you gotta practice braiding hair so that you become a hair stylist 4yo: yeah and I gotta practice swimming so that I become a mermaid"
X Link 2025-08-01T07:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"why is it always retired people who have the least flexible schedulesThey'll say they need to see you immediately and then if you try to find a time and place they'll be like "I can't do Wednesday I'm going to the grocery store on that day""
X Link 2025-08-01T13:04Z [----] followers, 282.8K engagements

"everybody wanna fix fertility rates nobody wanna have that third kid"
X Link 2025-08-31T20:28Z [----] followers, 79.2K engagements

"me: I'm upset our plan didn't work out 4yo: Don't worry mom It can still all work out for us today me: How 4yo: For example we can plan to go get some ice cream"
X Link 2025-09-09T10:22Z [----] followers, 73.6K engagements

"everyone here is wearing specialized hiking gear trekking shoes thermal wear breathable raincoats all professional and ready to conquer the tallest summits and then there's this princess"
X Link 2025-09-09T17:16Z [----] followers, 18.7K engagements

"4yo: I'm gonna call him "Loki" me: Why 4yo: Like Rocky from Paw Patrol me: Oh I thought it was more like Loki from Avengers 4yo: What's Avengers husband: Avengers is like Paw Patrol for adults"
X Link 2025-09-13T18:53Z [----] followers, 21.6K engagements

"everything my 17mo ate today"
X Link 2025-09-27T20:16Z [----] followers, 83.8K engagements

""wow. Wow. Wow. Wow WOW Look Wow" - my 1yo seeing a sky full of stars for the first time"
X Link 2025-09-28T16:12Z [----] followers, 53.3K engagements

"you know how Buddhist monks make beautiful ornamental mandalas out of sand and then let the wind wash it all away as a reminder that nothing is permanent Moms have a version of that too"
X Link 2025-09-29T13:30Z [----] followers, 28.9K engagements

"@minordissent lol no your teammates will think you work [---] hours a week while everyone in real life will think you're on permanent vacation"
X Link 2025-10-01T06:31Z [----] followers, 73.8K engagements

"How do I tell a rather autistic mom friend I'm not super close with that I'd prefer her to switch off the problem solving mode for a bit and stop looking for problems to solve in my house and offering advice and just try to relax and enjoy our company"
X Link 2025-10-02T16:41Z [----] followers, 25.5K engagements

"I don't know who needs to hear this but if you're open to the possibility of having kids some day may I suggest to learn cooking meal planning cleaning hosting people for dinner etc now because learning all these things with a toddler is infinitely harder @adesertdryad that's possible although in my case it was simply never having learned the skills needed to run a home and not being able to learn them when a toddler demanded all of my attention. So probably too much for who I was back then but still not enough to keep a family functional lol @adesertdryad that's possible although in my case"
X Link 2025-10-03T20:55Z [----] followers, 68.1K engagements

"Running a home is unpaid labor Girl I am not an employee here I'm one of the cofounders"
X Link 2025-10-09T11:06Z [----] followers, 68.5K engagements

"raising little children is exactly this I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them"
X Link 2025-10-18T06:29Z [----] followers, 79.7K engagements

"@Death2Misogyny lol how many children do you have Even my most feminist friend who's determined to raise their kids without stereotypes had to admit that boys are different after she had a son"
X Link 2025-10-20T05:08Z [----] followers, 20.3K engagements

"So much of mom discourse right now is women who learned basic homemaking skills to the point where it became second nature long before getting married and women who had to learn it all on the job talking past each other I don't know who needs to hear this but if you're open to the possibility of having kids some day may I suggest to learn cooking meal planning cleaning hosting people for dinner etc now because learning all these things with a toddler is infinitely harder I don't know who needs to hear this but if you're open to the possibility of having kids some day may I suggest to learn"
X Link 2025-10-21T12:29Z [----] followers, 44.3K engagements

"My grandparents grew up physically starving did everything in their power for their children to have enough food. My parents grew up starving for knowledge and sacrificed a lot so that we get proper education. My brothers & I grew up starving for emotional connection and feeling good in our bodies so this is what we're figuring out for our kids. Can't wait to see what my children are going to figure out for theirs πŸ’—"
X Link 2025-10-22T13:51Z [----] followers, 36.8K engagements

"4yo: Mom can we start doing a new thing the way we do it in preschool me: Sure what is that 4yo: Everyone tidying after themselves and putting their dishes in the sink"
X Link 2025-10-23T07:18Z [----] followers, 29.6K engagements

"I don't know if it's a different age group or what but all the books I remember reading in my childhood had little children facing difficulties that they had to overcome on their own and all the books I'm reading for my daughter now have kids asking the adults to intervene"
X Link 2025-10-24T19:26Z [----] followers, 25.8K engagements

"highly suspicious how someone who just put on an entire Elsa costume all by herself now says she's unable to change into her pajamas"
X Link 2025-10-24T19:49Z [----] followers, 74.4K engagements

"@UpTambourine Oddly enough I have a similar telepathic link with my dad but not my mom"
X Link 2025-10-25T13:24Z [----] followers, 136.9K engagements

"There's a homemaker version of this too and it's reload the dishwasher and wipe the kitchen counters. Everything suddenly becomes manageable when your kitchen counters are clean. A mentor once told me: When you dont know what to do next clean your desk make a list and start with the smallest thing that matters." Every major project begins with a single act. Big tasks paralyze you because your brain sees the mountain not the path. Build stairs. A mentor once told me: When you dont know what to do next clean your desk make a list and start with the smallest thing that matters." Every major"
X Link 2025-10-25T13:28Z [----] followers, 77K engagements

"told a teenage goth girl in the elevator "nice collar I once had one like this too" and you'd think she'd die from embarrassment on the spot I kinda get it honestly"
X Link 2025-10-27T17:41Z [----] followers, 209.9K engagements

"this was me a week before my due date with my second advanced pregnancy looks pretty ridiculous very normal pregnant physiognomy for a 5"1 woman in her 3rd trimester trust me us short girlies don't carry a demure lil bump very normal pregnant physiognomy for a 5"1 woman in her 3rd trimester trust me us short girlies don't carry a demure lil bump"
X Link 2025-10-31T10:25Z [----] followers, 97.9K engagements

"husband is going on a business trip next week so I half-jokingly told his mom that I'm gonna send him off to the airport one kid to the preschool the other one to daycare and finally relax alone at home and she immediately said "well maybe it's time for you to get a job""
X Link 2025-11-01T19:10Z [----] followers, 52.4K engagements

"All the most overwhelmed parents I know only have one child each and I don't think this is a coincidence. there must be a thing where if you stop at 1-2 kids you can kind of pause your personal development in other life areas probably [--] as well but if you're going 4+ you kinda have to figure out how to just do it all. idk there must be a thing where if you stop at 1-2 kids you can kind of pause your personal development in other life areas probably [--] as well but if you're going 4+ you kinda have to figure out how to just do it all. idk"
X Link 2025-11-03T14:32Z [----] followers, 286.6K engagements

"should I transfer him to bed or let him sleep like this today"
X Link 2025-11-03T20:38Z [----] followers, 64.7K engagements

"this is exactly what happens when you go shopping with a toddler https://t.co/nyFNH3WXkF https://t.co/nyFNH3WXkF"
X Link 2025-11-06T07:11Z [----] followers, 36.6K engagements

"What's the name of this phenomenon where Halloween costumes of a fitness instructor from the 80s look much more like the 80s than the actual fitness instructors from the 80s did"
X Link 2025-11-09T14:54Z [----] followers, 335.8K engagements

"I know we should call it the Pratchett Effect What's the name of this phenomenon where Halloween costumes of a fitness instructor from the 80s look much more like the 80s than the actual fitness instructors from the 80s did https://t.co/vupyJIe08W What's the name of this phenomenon where Halloween costumes of a fitness instructor from the 80s look much more like the 80s than the actual fitness instructors from the 80s did https://t.co/vupyJIe08W"
X Link 2025-11-09T18:12Z [----] followers, 277.8K engagements

"yayyy we booked this trip because I was sad that my kids might not experience real winter otherwise and now we have real winter at home and whenever we go out my 20mo just keeps crying "I don't want snow" and does not play in the snow at all beginning to question our decision to visit Polish mountains this winter break instead of going somewhere warm like we normally do https://t.co/8hEkeASZa6 beginning to question our decision to visit Polish mountains this winter break instead of going somewhere warm like we normally do https://t.co/8hEkeASZa6"
X Link 2026-01-10T16:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Underapreciated reason to have kids: suddenly you have a very high stake in the future of your neighborhood city country and the whole planet"
X Link 2021-07-27T20:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"traditions are like old codebases: half of it is critical infrastructure and the other half are workarounds for ancient problems that no longer exist and you can never tell which half is which"
X Link 2022-09-27T07:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Miss_Sive_ hahahah this is amazing I can't imagine any grown man doing something like this. Definitely not the baby's dad 🀣"
X Link 2024-07-07T17:56Z [----] followers, 264.8K engagements

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