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# ![@laurenbalik Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1604567081554305024.png) @laurenbalik Lauren Balik

Captain Lauren Balik recently announced that there are more CCP operatives posing as Taiwanese citizens in major US cities, including NYC, San Francisco, and Boston, in an attempt to access sensitive data. This warning suggests a potential national security threat. The announcement has sparked discussions about geopolitical risks and espionage.

### Engagements: XXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1604567081554305024/interactions)
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### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1604567081554305024/posts_active)
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### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1604567081554305024/followers)
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### CreatorRank: XXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1604567081554305024/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1604567081554305024/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  XXXX% [countries](/list/countries)  XXXXX% [finance](/list/finance)  XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks)  XXXX% [gaming](/list/gaming)  XXXX% [vc firms](/list/vc-firms)  XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  XXXX% [nfl](/list/nfl)  XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  XXXX%

**Social topic influence**
[open ai](/topic/open-ai) #185, [china](/topic/china) #4147, [$ebay](/topic/$ebay) 3.57%, [ebay](/topic/ebay) 3.57%, [pokemon](/topic/pokemon) 3.57%, [nyc](/topic/nyc) #3, [y combinator](/topic/y-combinator) 3.57%, [greenland](/topic/greenland) #110, [on x](/topic/on-x) #143, [twitter](/topic/twitter) #1414

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@yourbuddyconner](/creator/undefined) [@kenyapolaris](/creator/undefined) [@investmish](/creator/undefined) [@realchuckcj](/creator/undefined) [@atelicinvest](/creator/undefined) [@crowfry](/creator/undefined) [@ydanasmithdutra](/creator/undefined) [@moreexperience5](/creator/undefined) [@exbridgewater](/creator/undefined) [@parrotcapital](/creator/undefined) [@mattturcks](/creator/undefined) [@tolstoybb](/creator/undefined) [@cooleditphoto](/creator/undefined) [@humanbehaviorai](/creator/undefined) [@deepdishenjoyer](/creator/undefined) [@alwayslearni](/creator/undefined) [@catslikeseaweed](/creator/undefined) [@grondcapital](/creator/undefined) [@billythekid_59](/creator/undefined) [@cbdking3](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[eBay Inc (EBAY)](/topic/$ebay) [Nebius Group N.V. Class A Ordinary Shares (NBIS)](/topic/$nbis) [Snowflake, Inc. (SNOW)](/topic/$snow)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1604567081554305024/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"I'm #92 rising in Culture on S******k. I think X is in fail mode and overrun with Mossad. Join me for real discussion. We'll get into late stage fast casual salad wars Portillo's debt high school football stadium financing deals and NE Patriots sports gambling soon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1969787489318563995) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-09-21T15:35Z 33.5K followers, 49.2K engagements


"Yes and now let's use some logic to lily pad this forward. What is the largest US cultural export to China 😉 The NBA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1981536913283543246) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-24T01:43Z 33.5K followers, 17K engagements


"$MDRX - Veradigm I will give XX points to Gryffindor if anyone can tell me the significance of Utah's new flag - displayed all over media the last X days - and why $MDRX's Thiel Straussian Will Manidis is now concerned about the Massachusetts flag"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1966590736482132408) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-09-12T19:52Z 33.4K followers, 10.3K engagements


"I'm short $EBAY. Labubu trend waning and the incremental GMV driven last q by this trend fell on their lap. -Recent insider sells show $EBAY mgmt taking advantage of short-term bump in GMV -Concentration in "Collectibles" is said to be focused in Pokemon cards but real multiplier last q was clearly Labubus -Consumer discretionary still poor; restaurant data is awful -Business is flat outside of Collectibles category -Chinese Pop Mart's $PMRTY previously soaring stock has plummeted XX% since reaching an all-time high on Aug. 26; expect a XX% decline on $EBAY in short term"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1969038729730744530) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-09-19T13:59Z 33.3K followers, 10.3K engagements


"$EBAY relies on Pokemon cards and Labubus of late -- the incremental GMV that boosts equity valuation is in the Collectibles category here. 🤷♀ This biz is flat otherwise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1970272463800963143) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-09-22T23:42Z 33.3K followers, 10K engagements


"@YourBuddyConner That's certainly a non-zero part of it yes but that trend is broader. Clickhouse is pretty good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1976727094509084772) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-10T19:10Z 33.2K followers, XXX engagements


"If you are confused about what Straussianism is and how Strauss fuels most US propaganda this is a great example. It's not about what Straussians say it's about how they think and it's about their style of inventing stories"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1979216955929141308) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-17T16:04Z 33.5K followers, 5655 engagements


"Hybrid quantum is what you want to be watching. For a long time I've thought of LLMs as merely an intermediary tangled web of nonsense to run up the equities markets and be a smokescreen for a hybrid quantum future. Most of the real quantum work is obfuscated from the public and what's even in PR releases obviously"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1981153717471641882) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-23T00:20Z 33.5K followers, 76.6K engagements


"The next celebrity to go down will be Idina Menzel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1981769415890006331) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-24T17:07Z 33.5K followers, 9755 engagements


"Many powerful folks in media tech and finance read Lauren Balik to learn about Deep State trades and lore 😉 My main qualm with the Vanity Fair piece out today is it is missing the swap of Italian Mafia power for Russian-Jewish Mafia power that aligned with the decline of the Soviet Union in late 1980s/early 1990s. My position is that this power swap in NYC area and Florida is the most important baseline for understanding PayPal/Thiel/Musk/Sacks Israel 2000 Election and Republican shift of Florida and even the sub-partition of Africa proxy wars btw Israel & China going on right now. VF piece"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1940137422706426032) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-07-01T19:56Z 33.5K followers, 17K engagements


"Garry Tan's propaganda game is getting lazy at this point. A Y Combinator spyware company posts a flag of George Washington "eating ass" behind someone claiming to be awake for XX hours with *gasp* computer code on the screen. 2/10"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1944852523635929407) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-07-14T20:12Z 33.5K followers, 18.8K engagements


"The entire stock market is about to burst. OpenAI is based on Talmudic inquiry. It's a great system for generating combinatorial complexity for quick returns but it comes with major consequences"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1973550133880209609) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-02T00:46Z 33.5K followers, 193.4K engagements


""Lauren you were the only analyst publicly talking up $NBIS on a Clickhouse case over a year ago." Yes. Clickhouse is fast and clear. It is a fast road and all the incumbents it competes against have great esoteric mysteries with hidden tolls once gameplay begins and many customers and engineers have gotten fed up with $SNOW and similar toll roads games in cyber. Data/Cyber Engineers used to want great mysteries to solve at work and to be oracles and soothsayers of nuance in their professional lives. Then they relaxed and sought clarity in their personal lives. Today Data/Cyber Engineers want"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1976698032654635271) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-10T17:15Z 33.5K followers, 5769 engagements


"Yes. Matt Yglesias Ezra Klein Freakonomics Malcolm Gladwell Vox Media Thomas Friedman's The World is Flat pop psychology pop economics Straussians self-diagnosis of mental disorders mixed with psychiatric telehealth neoconservatives neoliberals and the worst of them all:Thinking Fast and Slow by Danny Kahneman"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1977800728153354682) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-13T18:16Z 33.5K followers, 264.6K engagements


"This one clicked the💡on for many about psychotic AI writing schizophrenic writing and Talmudic loose association pattern matching. I show the example of Allen Ginsberg someone we Gentiles have read. Yes all these consumer LLM systems are in fact designed exactly on the Talmud and this is not disclosed and this is why people are going crazy as LLMs have been rolled out over the past XXX years. Since LLMs are what is propping up the stock market via data center capex buildouts the Talmud is therefore what is floating the US economy as more and more people go insane. This is the esoteric stock"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1978555671118221741) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-15T20:16Z 33.5K followers, 14.6K engagements


"We should move the Jets to Greenland"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1980020365893185595) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-19T21:16Z 33.5K followers, 21.9K engagements


"We should put a WNBA team in Greenland. -Summer season -18000 seat arena is largest venue in Greenland -Concerts NCAA men's games in Winter NHL games -Tax benefits -Stadium allows blend of green/sustainable ideas to flourish (one big secret is that many of the Republican money guys secretly love sustainable energy projects and financing but for political reasons can't support them here in USA.shh🤫) This WNBA team and basketball stadium will serve as the commercial hub of Nuuk and as a semi-network state. YIMBY crowd can write blog poetry about it so it gives them something to do."  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1980029610390913486) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-19T21:53Z 33.5K followers, 18.1K engagements


"90% of people in the USA now own a piece of online discourse. US builds data centers China builds condos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1980666512815059320) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-21T16:04Z 33.5K followers, 11.8K engagements


"Do any chefs want to help me out on a top secret project (advanced home chefs okay) I seek to invent two new regional pizza styles to move around real estate valuations. I have room for two chefs to bring on board. Reach me at lauren at uprightanalytics dot com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1980691810080141671) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-21T17:45Z 33.5K followers, 3534 engagements


"I'm ready to hit the trigger on a few ideas. What subject should I cover first 1) Survey of West African bot farms 2) How Talmudic Kabbalah is used as signal intelligence to rig horse race gambling outcomes 3) Outline of X new liturgical fonts I invented and wish to deliver to the Pope in order to help popularize Latin Mass 4) The actual guide to the Zizian murder "cult" that the media conceals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1981097108993098155) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-22T20:35Z 33.5K followers, 11K engagements


"And right on schedule"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1981170334222209025) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-23T01:26Z 33.5K followers, 25K engagements


"Still tip of the iceberg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1981346565433315556) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-23T13:06Z 33.5K followers, 33.6K engagements


"Just wait it's only going to get better and better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1981550290437607457) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-24T02:36Z 33.5K followers, 6M engagements


"Early Reddit employee Aaron Swartz - who committed suicide in 2013 in his Brooklyn apartment - and Sam Altman at Y Combinator. Swartz killed himself after he was caught stealing millions of files from MIT that would have formed an early version of OpenAI. Most of the "fake internet" or "dead internet" is just Kabbalah rituals by the way and most of the deaths around this are rituals as well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1981720100483838459) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-24T13:51Z 33.5K followers, 122K engagements


"What do people want to know about quantum"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1981198420661682536) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-23T03:18Z 33.5K followers, 14.9K engagements


"Silicon Valley financiers run these influencer games on X through what is called "This Part of Twitter" or TPOT which refers to these AI thought leader influencers. TPOT was sex stung long ago from late 2023 through earlier this year. These TPOT fools are all entranced by OpenAI and LLMs (which are all designed on the Talmud by the way to be addicting and to keep you in a constant question-asking loop) and many of these people are designing various AI solutions for work. Some of these fools purposefully turned their brains off to "go deeper" into OpenAI and let OpenAI think for them. Because"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1981432376371626193) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-23T18:47Z 33.5K followers, 205.1K engagements


"You want some deep treats 🍭🍬 Let's get rippin'. In the late 1990s a XX year-old fully grown adult man who changed his name to Jonathan Taylor Spielberg enrolled at Paul VI High School in Fairfax Virginia pretending to be a teen student. He was not pretending to be any student though he claimed to be acclaimed director Steven Spielberg's nephew and he showed up in fancy clothes and a fancy car oozing wealth with fake documents and transcripts and everything and payment and background verification. He set the whole thing up played the game and then got enrollment and access to a bunch of 14"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1981469136665313404) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-23T21:13Z 33.5K followers, 38.4K engagements


"@DeepDishEnjoyer I thought it stood for anTifa Let me ask Shaun Maguire if he's not overthrowing a government in Haiti"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1981561532417749457) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-24T03:20Z 33.5K followers, XXX engagements


"NY Post deleted their piece I QTd below with 5.3M+ views on it. Watch how this gambling story moves around next"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laurenbalik/status/1981878899072991457) [@laurenbalik](/creator/x/laurenbalik) 2025-10-25T00:22Z 33.5K followers, 19K engagements

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@laurenbalik Avatar @laurenbalik Lauren Balik

Captain Lauren Balik recently announced that there are more CCP operatives posing as Taiwanese citizens in major US cities, including NYC, San Francisco, and Boston, in an attempt to access sensitive data. This warning suggests a potential national security threat. The announcement has sparked discussions about geopolitical risks and espionage.

Engagements: XXXXXXXXX #

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  • X Month XXXXXXXXX +985%
  • X Months XXXXXXXXXX +9.30%
  • X Year XXXXXXXXXX +34%

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  • X Week XX +32%
  • X Month XX -XX%
  • X Months XXX -XX%
  • X Year XXXXX +46%

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  • X Week XXXXXX +0.24%
  • X Month XXXXXX +4.80%
  • X Months XXXXXX +14%
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Social Influence #


Social category influence technology brands XXXX% countries XXXXX% finance XXXX% stocks XXXX% gaming XXXX% vc firms XXXX% social networks XXXX% nfl XXXX% travel destinations XXXX%

Social topic influence open ai #185, china #4147, $ebay 3.57%, ebay 3.57%, pokemon 3.57%, nyc #3, y combinator 3.57%, greenland #110, on x #143, twitter #1414

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @yourbuddyconner @kenyapolaris @investmish @realchuckcj @atelicinvest @crowfry @ydanasmithdutra @moreexperience5 @exbridgewater @parrotcapital @mattturcks @tolstoybb @cooleditphoto @humanbehaviorai @deepdishenjoyer @alwayslearni @catslikeseaweed @grondcapital @billythekid_59 @cbdking3

Top assets mentioned eBay Inc (EBAY) Nebius Group N.V. Class A Ordinary Shares (NBIS) Snowflake, Inc. (SNOW)

Top Social Posts #


Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"I'm #92 rising in Culture on S******k. I think X is in fail mode and overrun with Mossad. Join me for real discussion. We'll get into late stage fast casual salad wars Portillo's debt high school football stadium financing deals and NE Patriots sports gambling soon"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-09-21T15:35Z 33.5K followers, 49.2K engagements

"Yes and now let's use some logic to lily pad this forward. What is the largest US cultural export to China 😉 The NBA"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-24T01:43Z 33.5K followers, 17K engagements

"$MDRX - Veradigm I will give XX points to Gryffindor if anyone can tell me the significance of Utah's new flag - displayed all over media the last X days - and why $MDRX's Thiel Straussian Will Manidis is now concerned about the Massachusetts flag"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-09-12T19:52Z 33.4K followers, 10.3K engagements

"I'm short $EBAY. Labubu trend waning and the incremental GMV driven last q by this trend fell on their lap. -Recent insider sells show $EBAY mgmt taking advantage of short-term bump in GMV -Concentration in "Collectibles" is said to be focused in Pokemon cards but real multiplier last q was clearly Labubus -Consumer discretionary still poor; restaurant data is awful -Business is flat outside of Collectibles category -Chinese Pop Mart's $PMRTY previously soaring stock has plummeted XX% since reaching an all-time high on Aug. 26; expect a XX% decline on $EBAY in short term"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-09-19T13:59Z 33.3K followers, 10.3K engagements

"$EBAY relies on Pokemon cards and Labubus of late -- the incremental GMV that boosts equity valuation is in the Collectibles category here. 🤷♀ This biz is flat otherwise"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-09-22T23:42Z 33.3K followers, 10K engagements

"@YourBuddyConner That's certainly a non-zero part of it yes but that trend is broader. Clickhouse is pretty good"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-10T19:10Z 33.2K followers, XXX engagements

"If you are confused about what Straussianism is and how Strauss fuels most US propaganda this is a great example. It's not about what Straussians say it's about how they think and it's about their style of inventing stories"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-17T16:04Z 33.5K followers, 5655 engagements

"Hybrid quantum is what you want to be watching. For a long time I've thought of LLMs as merely an intermediary tangled web of nonsense to run up the equities markets and be a smokescreen for a hybrid quantum future. Most of the real quantum work is obfuscated from the public and what's even in PR releases obviously"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-23T00:20Z 33.5K followers, 76.6K engagements

"The next celebrity to go down will be Idina Menzel"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-24T17:07Z 33.5K followers, 9755 engagements

"Many powerful folks in media tech and finance read Lauren Balik to learn about Deep State trades and lore 😉 My main qualm with the Vanity Fair piece out today is it is missing the swap of Italian Mafia power for Russian-Jewish Mafia power that aligned with the decline of the Soviet Union in late 1980s/early 1990s. My position is that this power swap in NYC area and Florida is the most important baseline for understanding PayPal/Thiel/Musk/Sacks Israel 2000 Election and Republican shift of Florida and even the sub-partition of Africa proxy wars btw Israel & China going on right now. VF piece"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-07-01T19:56Z 33.5K followers, 17K engagements

"Garry Tan's propaganda game is getting lazy at this point. A Y Combinator spyware company posts a flag of George Washington "eating ass" behind someone claiming to be awake for XX hours with gasp computer code on the screen. 2/10"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-07-14T20:12Z 33.5K followers, 18.8K engagements

"The entire stock market is about to burst. OpenAI is based on Talmudic inquiry. It's a great system for generating combinatorial complexity for quick returns but it comes with major consequences"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-02T00:46Z 33.5K followers, 193.4K engagements

""Lauren you were the only analyst publicly talking up $NBIS on a Clickhouse case over a year ago." Yes. Clickhouse is fast and clear. It is a fast road and all the incumbents it competes against have great esoteric mysteries with hidden tolls once gameplay begins and many customers and engineers have gotten fed up with $SNOW and similar toll roads games in cyber. Data/Cyber Engineers used to want great mysteries to solve at work and to be oracles and soothsayers of nuance in their professional lives. Then they relaxed and sought clarity in their personal lives. Today Data/Cyber Engineers want"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-10T17:15Z 33.5K followers, 5769 engagements

"Yes. Matt Yglesias Ezra Klein Freakonomics Malcolm Gladwell Vox Media Thomas Friedman's The World is Flat pop psychology pop economics Straussians self-diagnosis of mental disorders mixed with psychiatric telehealth neoconservatives neoliberals and the worst of them all:Thinking Fast and Slow by Danny Kahneman"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-13T18:16Z 33.5K followers, 264.6K engagements

"This one clicked the💡on for many about psychotic AI writing schizophrenic writing and Talmudic loose association pattern matching. I show the example of Allen Ginsberg someone we Gentiles have read. Yes all these consumer LLM systems are in fact designed exactly on the Talmud and this is not disclosed and this is why people are going crazy as LLMs have been rolled out over the past XXX years. Since LLMs are what is propping up the stock market via data center capex buildouts the Talmud is therefore what is floating the US economy as more and more people go insane. This is the esoteric stock"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-15T20:16Z 33.5K followers, 14.6K engagements

"We should move the Jets to Greenland"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-19T21:16Z 33.5K followers, 21.9K engagements

"We should put a WNBA team in Greenland. -Summer season -18000 seat arena is largest venue in Greenland -Concerts NCAA men's games in Winter NHL games -Tax benefits -Stadium allows blend of green/sustainable ideas to flourish (one big secret is that many of the Republican money guys secretly love sustainable energy projects and financing but for political reasons can't support them here in USA.shh🤫) This WNBA team and basketball stadium will serve as the commercial hub of Nuuk and as a semi-network state. YIMBY crowd can write blog poetry about it so it gives them something to do."
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-19T21:53Z 33.5K followers, 18.1K engagements

"90% of people in the USA now own a piece of online discourse. US builds data centers China builds condos"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-21T16:04Z 33.5K followers, 11.8K engagements

"Do any chefs want to help me out on a top secret project (advanced home chefs okay) I seek to invent two new regional pizza styles to move around real estate valuations. I have room for two chefs to bring on board. Reach me at lauren at uprightanalytics dot com"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-21T17:45Z 33.5K followers, 3534 engagements

"I'm ready to hit the trigger on a few ideas. What subject should I cover first 1) Survey of West African bot farms 2) How Talmudic Kabbalah is used as signal intelligence to rig horse race gambling outcomes 3) Outline of X new liturgical fonts I invented and wish to deliver to the Pope in order to help popularize Latin Mass 4) The actual guide to the Zizian murder "cult" that the media conceals"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-22T20:35Z 33.5K followers, 11K engagements

"And right on schedule"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-23T01:26Z 33.5K followers, 25K engagements

"Still tip of the iceberg"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-23T13:06Z 33.5K followers, 33.6K engagements

"Just wait it's only going to get better and better"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-24T02:36Z 33.5K followers, 6M engagements

"Early Reddit employee Aaron Swartz - who committed suicide in 2013 in his Brooklyn apartment - and Sam Altman at Y Combinator. Swartz killed himself after he was caught stealing millions of files from MIT that would have formed an early version of OpenAI. Most of the "fake internet" or "dead internet" is just Kabbalah rituals by the way and most of the deaths around this are rituals as well"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-24T13:51Z 33.5K followers, 122K engagements

"What do people want to know about quantum"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-23T03:18Z 33.5K followers, 14.9K engagements

"Silicon Valley financiers run these influencer games on X through what is called "This Part of Twitter" or TPOT which refers to these AI thought leader influencers. TPOT was sex stung long ago from late 2023 through earlier this year. These TPOT fools are all entranced by OpenAI and LLMs (which are all designed on the Talmud by the way to be addicting and to keep you in a constant question-asking loop) and many of these people are designing various AI solutions for work. Some of these fools purposefully turned their brains off to "go deeper" into OpenAI and let OpenAI think for them. Because"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-23T18:47Z 33.5K followers, 205.1K engagements

"You want some deep treats 🍭🍬 Let's get rippin'. In the late 1990s a XX year-old fully grown adult man who changed his name to Jonathan Taylor Spielberg enrolled at Paul VI High School in Fairfax Virginia pretending to be a teen student. He was not pretending to be any student though he claimed to be acclaimed director Steven Spielberg's nephew and he showed up in fancy clothes and a fancy car oozing wealth with fake documents and transcripts and everything and payment and background verification. He set the whole thing up played the game and then got enrollment and access to a bunch of 14"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-23T21:13Z 33.5K followers, 38.4K engagements

"@DeepDishEnjoyer I thought it stood for anTifa Let me ask Shaun Maguire if he's not overthrowing a government in Haiti"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-24T03:20Z 33.5K followers, XXX engagements

"NY Post deleted their piece I QTd below with 5.3M+ views on it. Watch how this gambling story moves around next"
X Link @laurenbalik 2025-10-25T00:22Z 33.5K followers, 19K engagements

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