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# ![@kitten_beloved Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1293038648762351618.png) @kitten_beloved Kitten 🐈

There are widespread complaints about Windows laptops, citing issues with hardware reliability, sleep mode, and bloatware, with some users expressing frustration and comparing them unfavorably to MacBooks. Additionally, there are lighthearted discussions about various topics, including car paint, candies, and cultural trends. The conversation also touches on societal issues, such as crime and social norms.

### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1293038648762351618/interactions)
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### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1293038648762351618/posts_active)
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### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1293038648762351618/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  7.32% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  4.88% [countries](/list/countries)  4.07% [stocks](/list/stocks)  3.25% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  2.44% [products](/list/products)  0.81% [musicians](/list/musicians)  0.81% [gaming](/list/gaming)  0.81% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  0.81% [currencies](/list/currencies)  0.81%

**Social topic influence**
[ai](/topic/ai) 6.5%, [money](/topic/money) 4.07%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 4.07%, [the most](/topic/the-most) 2.44%, [at least](/topic/at-least) 2.44%, [status](/topic/status) 1.63%, [we are](/topic/we-are) 1.63%, [parenting](/topic/parenting) 1.63%, [movies](/topic/movies) 1.63%, [super bowl](/topic/super-bowl) 1.63%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@dorzacht](/creator/undefined) [@trueslazac](/creator/undefined) [@joe_shipman](/creator/undefined) [@thinbluesublime](/creator/undefined) [@mermaidmgroyper](/creator/undefined) [@blatantlydumb](/creator/undefined) [@tenobrus](/creator/undefined) [@feelsdesperate](/creator/undefined) [@expatanon](/creator/undefined) [@leo_abstract](/creator/undefined) [@eigenrobot](/creator/undefined) [@horizontalescal](/creator/undefined) [@whalecrush](/creator/undefined) [@alyxravers](/creator/undefined) [@noworkfunction](/creator/undefined) [@seconds0](/creator/undefined) [@covfefeanon](/creator/undefined) [@bayareanewlibs](/creator/undefined) [@karpathy](/creator/undefined) [@moltbook](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Intuit Inc. (INTU)](/topic/$intu) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST)](/topic/costco)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@justalexoki Dead internet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2021967457234399285)  2026-02-12T15:19Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Nobody currently under the age of [--] knows what these candies are called or where to buy them If a business has a small dish of these by the register it means the company isnt owned by private equity yet: https://t.co/nEcuwjRFUz If a business has a small dish of these by the register it means the company isnt owned by private equity yet: https://t.co/nEcuwjRFUz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1924628836928651337)  2025-05-20T00:50Z 25.6K followers, 630.2K engagements


"Wife gift thread I need some help bros What do you buy for the woman who already buys herself everything she wants using your own money I already got her some jewelry but I need some other gifts to pad things out i guess i should buy my wife a gift i guess i should buy my wife a gift"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2000666690242417107)  2025-12-15T20:38Z 25.6K followers, 914.8K engagements


"A lot of people don't understand the concept of ugly-hot 🚨 BREAKING: Caroline Ellison is looking for a new boyfriend after getting released from federal prison. https://t.co/y2AaEngTGr 🚨 BREAKING: Caroline Ellison is looking for a new boyfriend after getting released from federal prison. https://t.co/y2AaEngTGr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2014389098694509047)  2026-01-22T17:26Z 25.6K followers, 461.2K engagements


"This is the fundamental asymmetry in political temperament The right thinks the left is dumb or misguided or brainwashed the left thinks the right is simply evil Internalizing this fact can be radicalizing or depressing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2015824335211307304)  2026-01-26T16:29Z 25.5K followers, 128.4K engagements


"Many people have said this and I think it misses the mark entirely Demonic possession is another way to express the same outlook I'm describing here https://x.com/caryatis/status/2015862037713166509 @kitten_beloved I mean its the right using the word demonic to describe anyone they dont like https://x.com/caryatis/status/2015862037713166509 @kitten_beloved I mean its the right using the word demonic to describe anyone they dont like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2015882289612521842)  2026-01-26T20:19Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"This is the [----] map if only unmarried / only married people voted The high trust neighborhoods that MAGA yearns for exist all over America and theyre all like D+40 The high trust neighborhoods that MAGA yearns for exist all over America and theyre all like D+40"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2016314059038269933)  2026-01-28T00:55Z 25.5K followers, 335.7K engagements


"The disturbing thing about Banania's second life as an antiracist immigration advocate is that we know he's one of the most racist people alive we've read the Richard Hoste posts he knows the score The only possible conclusion is that he's just a total nihilist seeking status"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2016559280439382357)  2026-01-28T17:09Z 25.5K followers, 107.2K engagements


"Since we are celebrating the holy rite of tpot schism I've been thinking I was v smol when most of the parasocial celebrity accounts were already big As I got bigger they started following me and I could intuit that many of them had used my growing following as social proof"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2016660833913491548)  2026-01-28T23:53Z 25.6K followers, 12.4K engagements


"In the long run we might expect AI technology to make everyone skeptical of all photographic evidence But at least for now we are in a strange state of superposition where real video is dismissed as AI and obvious fabrications are swallowed credulously Two million views for an AI generated picture that cant get the US flag right. https://t.co/q2nDCrbndN Two million views for an AI generated picture that cant get the US flag right. https://t.co/q2nDCrbndN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2016923705084182612)  2026-01-29T17:17Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Reminder that blocking me is low status and signals high trait-neuroticism and low trait-openness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2017288397094879532)  2026-01-30T17:26Z 25.5K followers, 10.8K engagements


"@karpathy @moltbook @openclaw Given that they were trained largely on internet forum text why would it be surprising that they are so good at replicating it This is almost the least novel task we could have given them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2017347055757484514)  2026-01-30T21:19Z 25.6K followers, 32.4K engagements


"@Reboticant @karpathy @moltbook @openclaw They don't have memory outside their context window There are techniques to get around this like taking notes in some durable form and reloading them into the context window as necessary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2017355284667388294)  2026-01-30T21:52Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@tenobrus I mean he's kinda right writing a new crawler is basically impossible these days Everybody whitelists Google and Bing and blocks everything else That's not Google's fault per se but they do benefit from an unequal playing field"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2017380763906544043)  2026-01-30T23:33Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Dictator Kitten would ban online gambling and food delivery apps on day [--] They are a major financial hazard for people with low impulse control and the companies profiting off the misery of those people will not feel shame so must be abolished Few things alienate me from my fellow Americans more than reading about their spending habits in general and food delivery in particular https://t.co/gLssb3Da7w https://t.co/3xbBNT8QuE Few things alienate me from my fellow Americans more than reading about their spending habits in general and food delivery in particular https://t.co/gLssb3Da7w"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2017740197971230731)  2026-01-31T23:22Z 25.6K followers, 13.2K engagements


"An essay about getting old which you don't have to worry about because it will never happen to you Enjoy https://www.adorableandharmless.com/p/over-the-hill https://www.adorableandharmless.com/p/over-the-hill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2017989792466968749)  2026-02-01T15:53Z 25.6K followers, 11.4K engagements


"My wife shared this parenting essay on substack with me and I thought this part was hilarious only a woman could have written that "political upheaval the climate crisis and ai" are why parenting is harder today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2018064020776136798)  2026-02-01T20:48Z 25.6K followers, 107.5K engagements


"@hollowearthterf You're looking at it exactly backwards I'm not talking about taking one root cause and applying it to all problems that is indeed male I'm talking about starting with one problem then adding an unrelated one and then another and treating them as one giant new problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2018081154839302276)  2026-02-01T21:56Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@hollowearthterf "Everything in society is broken because of the Jews" male "Parenting is harder because of climate change" female"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2018081526920183962)  2026-02-01T21:58Z 25.6K followers, 43.7K engagements


"Why did they stop manufacturing the foid shaker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2018508635308184014)  2026-02-03T02:15Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@cremieuxrecueil Why wouldn't this work in principle If you trained a neural net with a large sample of full genomes and adult pictures I would expect it to be able to do exactly this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2018533515546210531)  2026-02-03T03:54Z 25.6K followers, 20.3K engagements


"That's wifeslop you only like it because you love her and swore a vow to provide for and protect her until you die"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019156578298139126)  2026-02-04T21:10Z 25.6K followers, 10.6K engagements


"Every now and then I'll realize with horror that hundreds of millions of people watch movies and television with the crappy built-in speakers on their bargain bin flat panel TVs with motion interpolation turned on and horrible judder on every camera pan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019289580470694362)  2026-02-05T05:58Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@eigenrobot There but for the grace of God"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019446935694811635)  2026-02-05T16:24Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Career criminals and lunatics are the indigenous protected wildlife of big cities an element of nature that we're intruding on with our presence getting mad at them is like getting mad at a thunderstorm wanting to punish them is like wanting to punish a flash flood Career criminal creep busted for allegedly raping 14-year-old in private NYC apartment community https://t.co/XxbmjS54Qz https://t.co/DYtSonEf4f Career criminal creep busted for allegedly raping 14-year-old in private NYC apartment community https://t.co/XxbmjS54Qz https://t.co/DYtSonEf4f"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019465866291867745)  2026-02-05T17:39Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements


"She is [--] years old This branding is actually fine it could totally work they just need someone under the age of [--] to be its avatar It's striking how shallow the bench is on both sides of the aisle under [--] Welcome to Headquarters the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub. https://t.co/7EQyz3DFpd Welcome to Headquarters the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub. https://t.co/7EQyz3DFpd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019493041229427182)  2026-02-05T19:27Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@Counting__Crows @politicalmath It's not the same everywhere"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019553871866261769)  2026-02-05T23:28Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@paleonormie [--] million wouldn't change my life [--] million would"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019554728833872065)  2026-02-05T23:32Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@simonsarris @tylercosgrove Elon's just giant this is like the pictures of Shaq holding a water bottle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019614963648852255)  2026-02-06T03:31Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@Aifeala @paleonormie Out of touch with who 24-year-olds Sure I might have taken the money at that age too I'm older and better established now Most of my peers around my age would live exactly the same lifestyle if someone handed them a million dollars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019820475522888188)  2026-02-06T17:08Z 25.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@tenobrus Pretty soon we won't have to play video games at all anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019835215519314352)  2026-02-06T18:06Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Every social group on every show must be racially diverse no exceptions There are no white shows which means there are also no black shows Some very limited exceptions exist of course (period pieces can be all white there are a tiny number of black family shows etc)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019837153543598345)  2026-02-06T18:14Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements


"But on the whole the entire idea of segregated mass media seems anachronistic and offensive to modern sensibilities Which is a shame my wife loved those 90s black sitcoms on the local warner bros affiliate precisely because they portrayed another culture she wasn't part of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019837757754130759)  2026-02-06T18:17Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@horizontalescal A tiny number without the 1/100th the prominence of Martin or The Cosby Show"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019844529357221937)  2026-02-06T18:43Z 25.5K followers, [--] engagements


"This is funny to me because there's a defensible and coherent argument that's it's actually *more* racist to refuse to cast people of certain races as certain animals I need white evangelicals and black Trump supporters to please come to the front and defend this racism. https://t.co/BRCaK140Vg I need white evangelicals and black Trump supporters to please come to the front and defend this racism. https://t.co/BRCaK140Vg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019847996532498434)  2026-02-06T18:57Z 25.6K followers, 11.4K engagements


"Oh so now black people can't be gorillas in your political satire video they can only be warthogs or giraffes so much for the tolerant left"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019848218314690940)  2026-02-06T18:58Z 25.6K followers, 25.4K engagements


"@ZyMazza Definitely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019851347932426634)  2026-02-06T19:11Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@tunahorse21 Did that bronty really just take a fucking meteoroid to the neck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019855047144927714)  2026-02-06T19:25Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@growing_daniel It's just not actually that dangerous outside of industrial exposure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019855778988077510)  2026-02-06T19:28Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@mire_in I think it was on truth social"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019856899303514570)  2026-02-06T19:33Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@sonyasupposedly You just head over to and upload your resume to the Java applet form http://monster.com http://monster.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019899340815536153)  2026-02-06T22:21Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements


"The Carp is Back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019938718237487324)  2026-02-07T00:58Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@wasphyxiation There are no good small phones the iPhone [--] mini was the last one It sucks to prefer something with a negligible market"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019942525101068730)  2026-02-07T01:13Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@actionxander @XCreators @grok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019961004680180046)  2026-02-07T02:26Z 25.5K followers, [--] engagements


"It's been two days and it seems like almost nobody is taking the grok superbowl ad contest seriously Maybe I should give it a crack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019961856513958010)  2026-02-07T02:30Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@_its_not_real_ Top [--] get cash prizes judged by verified timeline impressions Top entry is stonetoss with 250k next highest is under 100k"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019962733681397852)  2026-02-07T02:33Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@skooookum People who let their dogs on the furniture are unfit for civilization"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020193635300745561)  2026-02-07T17:51Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Paid someone to do an installation I could have done myself but didn't want to is this ok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020210810551964044)  2026-02-07T18:59Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@rob_mcrobberson Billie eilish recently said no one is illegal on stolen land"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020211542676107729)  2026-02-07T19:02Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@AdamSinger Vanishing middle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020216338963394694)  2026-02-07T19:21Z 25.5K followers, 42.9K engagements


"@sm0olr Costco bundles installation and haul away service into their appliance price which makes this an easy choice for me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020217916101452248)  2026-02-07T19:27Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@Chris_arnade @Noahpinion There were some minor issues in the middle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020538927052939515)  2026-02-08T16:43Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements


"To enjoy reading it is necessary to be good at it that the physical act of absorbing the words on the page happens more or less without effort People who hit this benchmark in grade school have a hard time conceptualizing of grown men struggling to sound out words one by one Andrew Tate explaining why he doesn't read books is the funniest video I've watched all week 🤣 https://t.co/x2IfmMaz5w Andrew Tate explaining why he doesn't read books is the funniest video I've watched all week 🤣 https://t.co/x2IfmMaz5w"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020544981417820214)  2026-02-08T17:07Z 25.6K followers, 30.5K engagements


"@punished_daniel You can't make me know what that word means"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020564345466269961)  2026-02-08T18:24Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@horizontalescal It was America the Beautiful wasn't introduced as another anthem but"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020644133350855106)  2026-02-08T23:41Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@EclecticScribe Yeah it was kinda lame badly executed imo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020649614869995944)  2026-02-09T00:03Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Interesting move on Amazon's part to depict their AI assistant killing its owner in a super bowl ad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020694149897580975)  2026-02-09T03:00Z 25.6K followers, 229.6K engagements


"@Noahpinion @tszzl How are you a real person"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020884094578823273)  2026-02-09T15:34Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@joelgrus I thought the one with Emma Stone breaking laptop after laptop in frustration about her domain name being taken was pretty good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020890540787867969)  2026-02-09T16:00Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@notistotny Obviously you're going to want to form a right-wing death squad that's really your only move"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020893374669279479)  2026-02-09T16:11Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Why does my neighborhood preschool co-op make parent volunteers sign a pledge that they wont let ICE agents into the building for any reason (The neighborhood and preschool in question are 95% white and 0% illegal alien) Shout out to @feelsdesperate for the headline btw New article today about the intrusion of ideological commitments into everyday life and the extinction of neutral spaces enjoy https://t.co/T8SWYXJW3W New article today about the intrusion of ideological commitments into everyday life and the extinction of neutral spaces enjoy https://t.co/T8SWYXJW3W"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020949947395575903)  2026-02-09T19:56Z 25.6K followers, 35.2K engagements


"@tenobrus @realfighthub That AI cadence is unmistakable I'm shocked somebody thought they could get away with this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020970043916636229)  2026-02-09T21:16Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Is it still a Lindy walk if it's to the grocery store to pick up goy snacks for your jewish daycare fake email job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020977960854188327)  2026-02-09T21:47Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@feelsdesperate In Richard we have a seeming paradox: undisguised contempt for the low IQ while constantly vomiting easily-refuted nonsense takes only the low-IQ could take seriously Really makes you think"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020989698571968881)  2026-02-09T22:34Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@we_tarted @whalecrush @feelsdesperate I don't think we actually know that Noah's asexuality was a hormonal thing maybe he had a tumor or something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020992281948590454)  2026-02-09T22:44Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Men used to go to war for this https://t.co/nSVjqL7Dia Men used to go to war for this https://t.co/nSVjqL7Dia"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2021009877267870039)  2026-02-09T23:54Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@feelsdesperate Richard knows better he's simply a cynical liar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2021023571221545160)  2026-02-10T00:49Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"When the dust settles on Trump [--] and American democracy yet survives all of the same people making a living shouting hysterical predictions will admit no error will simply transfer them onto Vance or whomever is next"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2021256378405556412)  2026-02-10T16:14Z 25.6K followers, 11.5K engagements


"@simonsarris When you point this out they say "well yes your bill is higher BUT the utility is technically cheaper to deliver" as if that makes it better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2021287621897716179)  2026-02-10T18:18Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@coldhealing Beloved television star and Home Alone [--] extra Donald Trump"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2021294187505938575)  2026-02-10T18:44Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"RFH when a woman murders someone What normies and moralfags will never understand is that Courtney killed him out of love and utter devotion to his legacy. Imagine if Kurt cobain were still alive today an aging washed up Gen X former rock star multiple stints in rehab saying some bullshit about Donald Trump What normies and moralfags will never understand is that Courtney killed him out of love and utter devotion to his legacy. Imagine if Kurt cobain were still alive today an aging washed up Gen X former rock star multiple stints in rehab saying some bullshit about Donald Trump"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2021421613774930269)  2026-02-11T03:10Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@Duderichy Thank god we don't have to pay A-list actors millions to produce this kind of trite garbage anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2021653274634727646)  2026-02-11T18:31Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@MarmotRespecter I don't get it why would you smuggle a monkey into India it's already crawling with monkeys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2021986809719427120)  2026-02-12T16:36Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@dorzacht Film making has never been cheaper or more accessible but I notice we aren't exactly drowning in indie films I have to wonder why They made Primer on under $50k [--] years ago ditto Blair Witch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022000839985181004)  2026-02-12T17:32Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@AlyxraVers Kind of like how you can tell an LLM to write you the great american novel I'll believe it when I see it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022002165796208668)  2026-02-12T17:37Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@isgoodactually Novelty alone is not enough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022029113809334300)  2026-02-12T19:24Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@joe_shipman @ode_to_fyodor With respect it sounds like you have no experience living in the kind of incredibly lopsided ideological environments we do People keep their heads down and their mouths shut when they are a 20% minority"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022033022544146563)  2026-02-12T19:40Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@expatanon Pure vibe coding hits its limit pretty quickly in real world situations but at the same time a good engineer who understands a complex code base can direct an agent to do useful work there by providing contexts and hints"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022406432378019883)  2026-02-13T20:24Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"I'm guilty of this but not in the last [--] months or so I'm still uncomfortable calling what LLMs do "thinking" or "reasoning" but its clearly doing *something* qualitatively different than mere auto-complete I'm updating my priors on this as the kids say Joseph Heath coined the term 'highbrow misinformation' for climate reporting that was technically correct but arranged every line to give readers a worse understanding of the subject. I think that 'stochastic parrots/spicy autocomplete' is similarly highbrow misinformation. https://t.co/cJlDmvkW10 Joseph Heath coined the term 'highbrow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022377145167941954)  2026-02-13T18:27Z 25.6K followers, 11K engagements


"@noworkfunction @seconds_0 @LabGrownNeet I know some rich guys who 5xed their money on this recently and that was just in the last couple years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022694940548255816)  2026-02-14T15:30Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@shakoistsLog This is fake for now but might not be in the future"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022696876626317748)  2026-02-14T15:38Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@xactotum I think even a mild weed habit completely saturates your natural endocannabinoid system it's just an order of magnitude larger than what your body produces naturally"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022745054390161701)  2026-02-14T18:49Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@punished_daniel There's only one way to to resolve this and it's obvious that Von Neumann completely forehead-mogs Tao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020971128651731370)  2026-02-09T21:20Z 25.6K followers, 34.2K engagements


"@seconds_0 Sure we lose money on every token but we'll make it up in volume"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022407269552656893)  2026-02-13T20:27Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Me driving past the boomers on the street corner hysterically waving signs that say blow your horn for democracy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022763800030585053)  2026-02-14T20:04Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"New article today about the intrusion of ideological commitments into everyday life and the extinction of neutral spaces enjoy https://www.adorableandharmless.com/p/the-personal-is-totalitarian https://www.adorableandharmless.com/p/the-personal-is-totalitarian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020564246703071655)  2026-02-08T18:23Z 25.6K followers, 46.5K engagements


"@Dogfacedman1 That's a lot man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022731763609727086)  2026-02-14T17:56Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"When I hear someone talk about beloved Nintendo mascot "Mayrio""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022744728656318822)  2026-02-14T18:48Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Just saw wuthering heights this is the love story women have been swooning over for [---] years: Woman rejects a man who loves her marries a man she doesn't love bones the rejected guy a few dozen times now that he's rich dies horribly of sepsis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022817297992421805)  2026-02-14T23:36Z 25.6K followers, 247.7K engagements


"This is my current sociological theory of everything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/1648034078577537026)  2023-04-17T18:41Z 25.6K followers, 532.6K engagements


"How old were you when you realized the retro pixel art aesthetic is based on a total lie and false nostalgia Digital artists of the [--] and [--] bit eras were drawing for a CRT on composite video their work is almost unrecognizable with crisp edges"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/1849159022479577277)  2024-10-23T18:40Z 25.6K followers, 3.9M engagements


"Still can't believe they let this go to press And the title chef's kiss"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/1929991890134544606)  2025-06-03T20:01Z 25.6K followers, 1.1M engagements


"One of the crazy things about raising kids without broadcast television is they have no idea what to want as gifts One of my kids' christmas list this year featured and I'm not kidding: * "pens and paper" * "a really big pillow" * "a kiss""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/1996996261929799761)  2025-12-05T17:33Z 25.6K followers, 1.5M engagements


"Kentucky and Tennessee should brace for a large impact from this storm WINTER STORM is likely this weekend across the Mid Atlantic and Northeast with snow even possible in FLORIDA Snowfall accumulation is NOT locked in right now but many areas could pick up 10-15"+ if our storm system stays close enough to the East Coast. https://t.co/UMnif8565I WINTER STORM is likely this weekend across the Mid Atlantic and Northeast with snow even possible in FLORIDA Snowfall accumulation is NOT locked in right now but many areas could pick up 10-15"+ if our storm system stays close enough to the East"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2016675230467707231)  2026-01-29T00:50Z 25.6K followers, 409.3K engagements


"@cremieuxrecueil The inconsistency is: if God spoke plainly and there's no such thing as a loophole then they wouldn't avoid cheeseburgers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019237787544019019)  2026-02-05T02:32Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@tenobrus So many of crypto's problems are trivially solved by trusting one guy with a postgres database But then you realize that all of the complicated nonsensical steps required for zero trust are the entire point even as they treat it as an institutional asset very unserious"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019538128068047100)  2026-02-05T22:26Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Just read some of the most retarded boomerslop I've ever encountered and it has 12k likes on substack the olds are not ok Going to paste it below to let AI detection render a verdict but here's the link https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-france-just-raided-elon https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-france-just-raided-elon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019566477804990614)  2026-02-06T00:19Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"For the record I still don't think we is getting singularity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019822163960942970)  2026-02-06T17:15Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"It's now abundantly clear that releasing the Epstein files was a nuclear level infohazard for the vast majority of humanity Let [----] Qs bloom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019823147810443698)  2026-02-06T17:18Z 25.6K followers, 23.2K engagements


"@thinkingshivers In general I take issue with the 50% success rate metric on all of these time horizon charts If my AI is only about as good as a coin toss on [--] hours of work and then I need to spend hours verifying whether it's correct that's not actually a huge cost savings to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2019839927320822222)  2026-02-06T18:25Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Three draft kings ads so far We need to ban online gambling immediately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020645826624979361)  2026-02-08T23:48Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Yes white people have been replaced as the majority ethnicity of America it already happened The country has changed dramatically because of demographic turnover and will change even more Noah says you aren't allowed to notice this because it might give someone the wrong idea Rightists want to tell you that your friends and neighbors are "replacing" you. They want you to turn against your friends and neighbors to make you afraid of them to provoke you into trying to drive them out of the country. It's sickening. Rightists want to tell you that your friends and neighbors are "replacing" you."  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020887703932539142)  2026-02-09T15:49Z 25.6K followers, 60.2K engagements


"Specifically it: * Drops a garage door on his neck * Drowns him in his pool by closing the cover * Mails a grizzly to his door * Uses his gas fireplace to blow up his house Third is comic relief others are plausible ways a malevolent AI with home automation would kill someone Interesting move on Amazon's part to depict their AI assistant killing its owner in a super bowl ad Interesting move on Amazon's part to depict their AI assistant killing its owner in a super bowl ad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020934002891444580)  2026-02-09T18:53Z 25.6K followers, 128.8K engagements


"On my frequent Lindy walks I pass a parking garage where an automated voice has been blaring for weeks: "warning car exiting" I finally poked around for [--] seconds found a misaligned sensor moved it a quarter inch No more blaring warnings The bar for giving a shit is so low"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2020994118525255722)  2026-02-09T22:52Z 25.6K followers, 53.6K engagements


"@Empty_America I don't think this is the case the typical daily smoker is probably a nights and weekends kind of person It's true that plenty do it during the day because the impairment is much milder than with alcohol you can get away with it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2021257860466745519)  2026-02-10T16:20Z 25.6K followers, 10.9K engagements


"In my experience something like 2/3 of us who write things online are ourselves libtard fags by disposition and count many libtards among our oldest and closest friends The libtards are my people and I love them Every alt-right chud has a libtard fag that he doesnt play about Every alt-right chud has a libtard fag that he doesnt play about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2021618434283643205)  2026-02-11T16:12Z 25.6K followers, 25.3K engagements


"Wow only one week until Ash Wednesday and my annual twitter hiatus really sneaks up on you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2021752312994443513)  2026-02-12T01:04Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"People have been complaining how big budget hollywood action movies are CGI slopfests for over a decade "Ah but we have automated the slopfest hollywood is cooked" Seedance [---] the total production cost was $60 USD. This video model will be in general release in less than two weeks. https://t.co/OqoxOy3AXI Seedance [---] the total production cost was $60 USD. This video model will be in general release in less than two weeks. https://t.co/OqoxOy3AXI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2021995359422251282)  2026-02-12T17:10Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


""But this is the worst it will ever be" True but have you considered that it's also the best it will ever be Approximately no one complains about visual effects not being good enough that isn't the problem we have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2021995685596578296)  2026-02-12T17:11Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"It was a fun novelty but at this point I'm forced to conclude that anyone still genuinely excited by AI image generation (still or moving) is a child mentally or physically (My kids love having AI tools draw a dragon riding a chicken made of donuts)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2021996139789398027)  2026-02-12T17:13Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@FeralPHunter When did you stop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022026140345675983)  2026-02-12T19:12Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"I left xAI today I've been living unauthorized in a supply closet for the last [--] months the guy in charge of making the grok anime avatar just plausibly above the age of consent found me and told Nikita a couple months ago but he just remembered this morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022058882139643934)  2026-02-12T21:23Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@Duderichy Well excuuuuuuse me princess money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022157955223949460)  2026-02-13T03:56Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@joe_shipman @Clarksterh @ode_to_fyodor Good luck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022170817833074821)  2026-02-13T04:47Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Just found a beauty product of my wife's that calls itself a hyper serum they are selling RPG potions to our foids If she spends $30000 on a phoenix down pillow I'm canceling the credit cards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022360525049598453)  2026-02-13T17:21Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@expatanon Yes and no I find agents are still completely insufficient for taking a high-level task or bug report and implementing it successfully on large code bases But they can often integrate useful work on such code bases with scope limiting prompts and hints"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022406023794037007)  2026-02-13T20:22Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@expatanon That said my primary project is simply too complex and novel for llms to get good results with at least at the core library layers They can contribute lots of good work at the feature layer but fixing most bugs is beyond them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022406769939734684)  2026-02-13T20:25Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@joelgrus The most important thing to do right now is to let China take a permanent lead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022408175950188845)  2026-02-13T20:30Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@noworkfunction @seconds_0 @LabGrownNeet Don't worry I'm far too dumb to take positions on individual stocks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022415749034410460)  2026-02-13T21:01Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Indian guy named Bankin Brahmin defrauds American lender for hundreds of millions you can't make these headlines up BlackRocks private-credit arm was defrauded of over $500 million by an Indian named Bankim Brahmbhatt. Brahmbhatt ran a telecom-financing firm named Carriox Capital and fabricated customer contracts and invoices from major telecom companies such as T-Mobile Telstra and https://t.co/RaCcXkSB9p BlackRocks private-credit arm was defrauded of over $500 million by an Indian named Bankim Brahmbhatt. Brahmbhatt ran a telecom-financing firm named Carriox Capital and fabricated customer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/1984309968527618431)  2025-10-31T17:22Z 25.6K followers, 71.8K engagements


"Hi I'm a black woman on a television show I'm the smartest and most competent person on the show I make white men look like idiots at least once an episode I work in a traditionally male field like defense contracting or robotics no one ever comments on how this is unusual"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022007799077892377)  2026-02-12T18:00Z 25.6K followers, 51.2K engagements


"People who have never had a habit have no idea how much weed that is Even decades ago when weed was much weaker than it is now my daily habit was a pinch call it a half teaspoon If you're smoking an entire joint daily you are beyond toast Wow. https://t.co/GiXJCj0OPX https://t.co/OSyXMLyI8u Wow. https://t.co/GiXJCj0OPX https://t.co/OSyXMLyI8u"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022726328882192609)  2026-02-14T17:35Z 25.6K followers, 29.3K engagements


"@uncledoomer Looks like almost all daughters imagine the cost of dowries"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kitten_beloved/status/2022879929558536387)  2026-02-15T03:45Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing

@kitten_beloved Avatar @kitten_beloved Kitten 🐈

There are widespread complaints about Windows laptops, citing issues with hardware reliability, sleep mode, and bloatware, with some users expressing frustration and comparing them unfavorably to MacBooks. Additionally, there are lighthearted discussions about various topics, including car paint, candies, and cultural trends. The conversation also touches on societal issues, such as crime and social norms.

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Social Influence

Social category influence finance 7.32% technology brands 4.88% countries 4.07% stocks 3.25% celebrities 2.44% products 0.81% musicians 0.81% gaming 0.81% social networks 0.81% currencies 0.81%

Social topic influence ai 6.5%, money 4.07%, in the 4.07%, the most 2.44%, at least 2.44%, status 1.63%, we are 1.63%, parenting 1.63%, movies 1.63%, super bowl 1.63%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @dorzacht @trueslazac @joe_shipman @thinbluesublime @mermaidmgroyper @blatantlydumb @tenobrus @feelsdesperate @expatanon @leo_abstract @eigenrobot @horizontalescal @whalecrush @alyxravers @noworkfunction @seconds0 @covfefeanon @bayareanewlibs @karpathy @moltbook

Top assets mentioned Intuit Inc. (INTU) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@justalexoki Dead internet"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:19Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"Nobody currently under the age of [--] knows what these candies are called or where to buy them If a business has a small dish of these by the register it means the company isnt owned by private equity yet: https://t.co/nEcuwjRFUz If a business has a small dish of these by the register it means the company isnt owned by private equity yet: https://t.co/nEcuwjRFUz"
X Link 2025-05-20T00:50Z 25.6K followers, 630.2K engagements

"Wife gift thread I need some help bros What do you buy for the woman who already buys herself everything she wants using your own money I already got her some jewelry but I need some other gifts to pad things out i guess i should buy my wife a gift i guess i should buy my wife a gift"
X Link 2025-12-15T20:38Z 25.6K followers, 914.8K engagements

"A lot of people don't understand the concept of ugly-hot 🚨 BREAKING: Caroline Ellison is looking for a new boyfriend after getting released from federal prison. https://t.co/y2AaEngTGr 🚨 BREAKING: Caroline Ellison is looking for a new boyfriend after getting released from federal prison. https://t.co/y2AaEngTGr"
X Link 2026-01-22T17:26Z 25.6K followers, 461.2K engagements

"This is the fundamental asymmetry in political temperament The right thinks the left is dumb or misguided or brainwashed the left thinks the right is simply evil Internalizing this fact can be radicalizing or depressing"
X Link 2026-01-26T16:29Z 25.5K followers, 128.4K engagements

"Many people have said this and I think it misses the mark entirely Demonic possession is another way to express the same outlook I'm describing here https://x.com/caryatis/status/2015862037713166509 @kitten_beloved I mean its the right using the word demonic to describe anyone they dont like https://x.com/caryatis/status/2015862037713166509 @kitten_beloved I mean its the right using the word demonic to describe anyone they dont like"
X Link 2026-01-26T20:19Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"This is the [----] map if only unmarried / only married people voted The high trust neighborhoods that MAGA yearns for exist all over America and theyre all like D+40 The high trust neighborhoods that MAGA yearns for exist all over America and theyre all like D+40"
X Link 2026-01-28T00:55Z 25.5K followers, 335.7K engagements

"The disturbing thing about Banania's second life as an antiracist immigration advocate is that we know he's one of the most racist people alive we've read the Richard Hoste posts he knows the score The only possible conclusion is that he's just a total nihilist seeking status"
X Link 2026-01-28T17:09Z 25.5K followers, 107.2K engagements

"Since we are celebrating the holy rite of tpot schism I've been thinking I was v smol when most of the parasocial celebrity accounts were already big As I got bigger they started following me and I could intuit that many of them had used my growing following as social proof"
X Link 2026-01-28T23:53Z 25.6K followers, 12.4K engagements

"In the long run we might expect AI technology to make everyone skeptical of all photographic evidence But at least for now we are in a strange state of superposition where real video is dismissed as AI and obvious fabrications are swallowed credulously Two million views for an AI generated picture that cant get the US flag right. https://t.co/q2nDCrbndN Two million views for an AI generated picture that cant get the US flag right. https://t.co/q2nDCrbndN"
X Link 2026-01-29T17:17Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Reminder that blocking me is low status and signals high trait-neuroticism and low trait-openness"
X Link 2026-01-30T17:26Z 25.5K followers, 10.8K engagements

"@karpathy @moltbook @openclaw Given that they were trained largely on internet forum text why would it be surprising that they are so good at replicating it This is almost the least novel task we could have given them"
X Link 2026-01-30T21:19Z 25.6K followers, 32.4K engagements

"@Reboticant @karpathy @moltbook @openclaw They don't have memory outside their context window There are techniques to get around this like taking notes in some durable form and reloading them into the context window as necessary"
X Link 2026-01-30T21:52Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements

"@tenobrus I mean he's kinda right writing a new crawler is basically impossible these days Everybody whitelists Google and Bing and blocks everything else That's not Google's fault per se but they do benefit from an unequal playing field"
X Link 2026-01-30T23:33Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Dictator Kitten would ban online gambling and food delivery apps on day [--] They are a major financial hazard for people with low impulse control and the companies profiting off the misery of those people will not feel shame so must be abolished Few things alienate me from my fellow Americans more than reading about their spending habits in general and food delivery in particular https://t.co/gLssb3Da7w https://t.co/3xbBNT8QuE Few things alienate me from my fellow Americans more than reading about their spending habits in general and food delivery in particular https://t.co/gLssb3Da7w"
X Link 2026-01-31T23:22Z 25.6K followers, 13.2K engagements

"An essay about getting old which you don't have to worry about because it will never happen to you Enjoy https://www.adorableandharmless.com/p/over-the-hill https://www.adorableandharmless.com/p/over-the-hill"
X Link 2026-02-01T15:53Z 25.6K followers, 11.4K engagements

"My wife shared this parenting essay on substack with me and I thought this part was hilarious only a woman could have written that "political upheaval the climate crisis and ai" are why parenting is harder today"
X Link 2026-02-01T20:48Z 25.6K followers, 107.5K engagements

"@hollowearthterf You're looking at it exactly backwards I'm not talking about taking one root cause and applying it to all problems that is indeed male I'm talking about starting with one problem then adding an unrelated one and then another and treating them as one giant new problem"
X Link 2026-02-01T21:56Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@hollowearthterf "Everything in society is broken because of the Jews" male "Parenting is harder because of climate change" female"
X Link 2026-02-01T21:58Z 25.6K followers, 43.7K engagements

"Why did they stop manufacturing the foid shaker"
X Link 2026-02-03T02:15Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@cremieuxrecueil Why wouldn't this work in principle If you trained a neural net with a large sample of full genomes and adult pictures I would expect it to be able to do exactly this"
X Link 2026-02-03T03:54Z 25.6K followers, 20.3K engagements

"That's wifeslop you only like it because you love her and swore a vow to provide for and protect her until you die"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:10Z 25.6K followers, 10.6K engagements

"Every now and then I'll realize with horror that hundreds of millions of people watch movies and television with the crappy built-in speakers on their bargain bin flat panel TVs with motion interpolation turned on and horrible judder on every camera pan"
X Link 2026-02-05T05:58Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@eigenrobot There but for the grace of God"
X Link 2026-02-05T16:24Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Career criminals and lunatics are the indigenous protected wildlife of big cities an element of nature that we're intruding on with our presence getting mad at them is like getting mad at a thunderstorm wanting to punish them is like wanting to punish a flash flood Career criminal creep busted for allegedly raping 14-year-old in private NYC apartment community https://t.co/XxbmjS54Qz https://t.co/DYtSonEf4f Career criminal creep busted for allegedly raping 14-year-old in private NYC apartment community https://t.co/XxbmjS54Qz https://t.co/DYtSonEf4f"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:39Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements

"She is [--] years old This branding is actually fine it could totally work they just need someone under the age of [--] to be its avatar It's striking how shallow the bench is on both sides of the aisle under [--] Welcome to Headquarters the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub. https://t.co/7EQyz3DFpd Welcome to Headquarters the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub. https://t.co/7EQyz3DFpd"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:27Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@Counting__Crows @politicalmath It's not the same everywhere"
X Link 2026-02-05T23:28Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements

"@paleonormie [--] million wouldn't change my life [--] million would"
X Link 2026-02-05T23:32Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@simonsarris @tylercosgrove Elon's just giant this is like the pictures of Shaq holding a water bottle"
X Link 2026-02-06T03:31Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements

"@Aifeala @paleonormie Out of touch with who 24-year-olds Sure I might have taken the money at that age too I'm older and better established now Most of my peers around my age would live exactly the same lifestyle if someone handed them a million dollars"
X Link 2026-02-06T17:08Z 25.5K followers, [--] engagements

"@tenobrus Pretty soon we won't have to play video games at all anymore"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:06Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements

"Every social group on every show must be racially diverse no exceptions There are no white shows which means there are also no black shows Some very limited exceptions exist of course (period pieces can be all white there are a tiny number of black family shows etc)"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:14Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements

"But on the whole the entire idea of segregated mass media seems anachronistic and offensive to modern sensibilities Which is a shame my wife loved those 90s black sitcoms on the local warner bros affiliate precisely because they portrayed another culture she wasn't part of"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:17Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements

"@horizontalescal A tiny number without the 1/100th the prominence of Martin or The Cosby Show"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:43Z 25.5K followers, [--] engagements

"This is funny to me because there's a defensible and coherent argument that's it's actually more racist to refuse to cast people of certain races as certain animals I need white evangelicals and black Trump supporters to please come to the front and defend this racism. https://t.co/BRCaK140Vg I need white evangelicals and black Trump supporters to please come to the front and defend this racism. https://t.co/BRCaK140Vg"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:57Z 25.6K followers, 11.4K engagements

"Oh so now black people can't be gorillas in your political satire video they can only be warthogs or giraffes so much for the tolerant left"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:58Z 25.6K followers, 25.4K engagements

"@ZyMazza Definitely"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:11Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@tunahorse21 Did that bronty really just take a fucking meteoroid to the neck"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:25Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements

"@growing_daniel It's just not actually that dangerous outside of industrial exposure"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:28Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements

"@mire_in I think it was on truth social"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:33Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@sonyasupposedly You just head over to and upload your resume to the Java applet form http://monster.com http://monster.com"
X Link 2026-02-06T22:21Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements

"The Carp is Back"
X Link 2026-02-07T00:58Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@wasphyxiation There are no good small phones the iPhone [--] mini was the last one It sucks to prefer something with a negligible market"
X Link 2026-02-07T01:13Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@actionxander @XCreators @grok"
X Link 2026-02-07T02:26Z 25.5K followers, [--] engagements

"It's been two days and it seems like almost nobody is taking the grok superbowl ad contest seriously Maybe I should give it a crack"
X Link 2026-02-07T02:30Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@its_not_real Top [--] get cash prizes judged by verified timeline impressions Top entry is stonetoss with 250k next highest is under 100k"
X Link 2026-02-07T02:33Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements

"@skooookum People who let their dogs on the furniture are unfit for civilization"
X Link 2026-02-07T17:51Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Paid someone to do an installation I could have done myself but didn't want to is this ok"
X Link 2026-02-07T18:59Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@rob_mcrobberson Billie eilish recently said no one is illegal on stolen land"
X Link 2026-02-07T19:02Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements

"@AdamSinger Vanishing middle"
X Link 2026-02-07T19:21Z 25.5K followers, 42.9K engagements

"@sm0olr Costco bundles installation and haul away service into their appliance price which makes this an easy choice for me"
X Link 2026-02-07T19:27Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements

"@Chris_arnade @Noahpinion There were some minor issues in the middle"
X Link 2026-02-08T16:43Z 25.5K followers, [---] engagements

"To enjoy reading it is necessary to be good at it that the physical act of absorbing the words on the page happens more or less without effort People who hit this benchmark in grade school have a hard time conceptualizing of grown men struggling to sound out words one by one Andrew Tate explaining why he doesn't read books is the funniest video I've watched all week 🤣 https://t.co/x2IfmMaz5w Andrew Tate explaining why he doesn't read books is the funniest video I've watched all week 🤣 https://t.co/x2IfmMaz5w"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:07Z 25.6K followers, 30.5K engagements

"@punished_daniel You can't make me know what that word means"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:24Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@horizontalescal It was America the Beautiful wasn't introduced as another anthem but"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:41Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"@EclecticScribe Yeah it was kinda lame badly executed imo"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:03Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"Interesting move on Amazon's part to depict their AI assistant killing its owner in a super bowl ad"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:00Z 25.6K followers, 229.6K engagements

"@Noahpinion @tszzl How are you a real person"
X Link 2026-02-09T15:34Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"@joelgrus I thought the one with Emma Stone breaking laptop after laptop in frustration about her domain name being taken was pretty good"
X Link 2026-02-09T16:00Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"@notistotny Obviously you're going to want to form a right-wing death squad that's really your only move"
X Link 2026-02-09T16:11Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Why does my neighborhood preschool co-op make parent volunteers sign a pledge that they wont let ICE agents into the building for any reason (The neighborhood and preschool in question are 95% white and 0% illegal alien) Shout out to @feelsdesperate for the headline btw New article today about the intrusion of ideological commitments into everyday life and the extinction of neutral spaces enjoy https://t.co/T8SWYXJW3W New article today about the intrusion of ideological commitments into everyday life and the extinction of neutral spaces enjoy https://t.co/T8SWYXJW3W"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:56Z 25.6K followers, 35.2K engagements

"@tenobrus @realfighthub That AI cadence is unmistakable I'm shocked somebody thought they could get away with this"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:16Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"Is it still a Lindy walk if it's to the grocery store to pick up goy snacks for your jewish daycare fake email job"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:47Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@feelsdesperate In Richard we have a seeming paradox: undisguised contempt for the low IQ while constantly vomiting easily-refuted nonsense takes only the low-IQ could take seriously Really makes you think"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:34Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@we_tarted @whalecrush @feelsdesperate I don't think we actually know that Noah's asexuality was a hormonal thing maybe he had a tumor or something"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:44Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements

"Men used to go to war for this https://t.co/nSVjqL7Dia Men used to go to war for this https://t.co/nSVjqL7Dia"
X Link 2026-02-09T23:54Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@feelsdesperate Richard knows better he's simply a cynical liar"
X Link 2026-02-10T00:49Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"When the dust settles on Trump [--] and American democracy yet survives all of the same people making a living shouting hysterical predictions will admit no error will simply transfer them onto Vance or whomever is next"
X Link 2026-02-10T16:14Z 25.6K followers, 11.5K engagements

"@simonsarris When you point this out they say "well yes your bill is higher BUT the utility is technically cheaper to deliver" as if that makes it better"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:18Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"@coldhealing Beloved television star and Home Alone [--] extra Donald Trump"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:44Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"RFH when a woman murders someone What normies and moralfags will never understand is that Courtney killed him out of love and utter devotion to his legacy. Imagine if Kurt cobain were still alive today an aging washed up Gen X former rock star multiple stints in rehab saying some bullshit about Donald Trump What normies and moralfags will never understand is that Courtney killed him out of love and utter devotion to his legacy. Imagine if Kurt cobain were still alive today an aging washed up Gen X former rock star multiple stints in rehab saying some bullshit about Donald Trump"
X Link 2026-02-11T03:10Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@Duderichy Thank god we don't have to pay A-list actors millions to produce this kind of trite garbage anymore"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:31Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@MarmotRespecter I don't get it why would you smuggle a monkey into India it's already crawling with monkeys"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:36Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@dorzacht Film making has never been cheaper or more accessible but I notice we aren't exactly drowning in indie films I have to wonder why They made Primer on under $50k [--] years ago ditto Blair Witch"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:32Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"@AlyxraVers Kind of like how you can tell an LLM to write you the great american novel I'll believe it when I see it"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:37Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements

"@isgoodactually Novelty alone is not enough"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:24Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements

"@joe_shipman @ode_to_fyodor With respect it sounds like you have no experience living in the kind of incredibly lopsided ideological environments we do People keep their heads down and their mouths shut when they are a 20% minority"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:40Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"@expatanon Pure vibe coding hits its limit pretty quickly in real world situations but at the same time a good engineer who understands a complex code base can direct an agent to do useful work there by providing contexts and hints"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:24Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements

"I'm guilty of this but not in the last [--] months or so I'm still uncomfortable calling what LLMs do "thinking" or "reasoning" but its clearly doing something qualitatively different than mere auto-complete I'm updating my priors on this as the kids say Joseph Heath coined the term 'highbrow misinformation' for climate reporting that was technically correct but arranged every line to give readers a worse understanding of the subject. I think that 'stochastic parrots/spicy autocomplete' is similarly highbrow misinformation. https://t.co/cJlDmvkW10 Joseph Heath coined the term 'highbrow"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:27Z 25.6K followers, 11K engagements

"@noworkfunction @seconds_0 @LabGrownNeet I know some rich guys who 5xed their money on this recently and that was just in the last couple years"
X Link 2026-02-14T15:30Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements

"@shakoistsLog This is fake for now but might not be in the future"
X Link 2026-02-14T15:38Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"@xactotum I think even a mild weed habit completely saturates your natural endocannabinoid system it's just an order of magnitude larger than what your body produces naturally"
X Link 2026-02-14T18:49Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"@punished_daniel There's only one way to to resolve this and it's obvious that Von Neumann completely forehead-mogs Tao"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:20Z 25.6K followers, 34.2K engagements

"@seconds_0 Sure we lose money on every token but we'll make it up in volume"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:27Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Me driving past the boomers on the street corner hysterically waving signs that say blow your horn for democracy"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:04Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"New article today about the intrusion of ideological commitments into everyday life and the extinction of neutral spaces enjoy https://www.adorableandharmless.com/p/the-personal-is-totalitarian https://www.adorableandharmless.com/p/the-personal-is-totalitarian"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:23Z 25.6K followers, 46.5K engagements

"@Dogfacedman1 That's a lot man"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:56Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"When I hear someone talk about beloved Nintendo mascot "Mayrio""
X Link 2026-02-14T18:48Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Just saw wuthering heights this is the love story women have been swooning over for [---] years: Woman rejects a man who loves her marries a man she doesn't love bones the rejected guy a few dozen times now that he's rich dies horribly of sepsis"
X Link 2026-02-14T23:36Z 25.6K followers, 247.7K engagements

"This is my current sociological theory of everything"
X Link 2023-04-17T18:41Z 25.6K followers, 532.6K engagements

"How old were you when you realized the retro pixel art aesthetic is based on a total lie and false nostalgia Digital artists of the [--] and [--] bit eras were drawing for a CRT on composite video their work is almost unrecognizable with crisp edges"
X Link 2024-10-23T18:40Z 25.6K followers, 3.9M engagements

"Still can't believe they let this go to press And the title chef's kiss"
X Link 2025-06-03T20:01Z 25.6K followers, 1.1M engagements

"One of the crazy things about raising kids without broadcast television is they have no idea what to want as gifts One of my kids' christmas list this year featured and I'm not kidding: * "pens and paper" * "a really big pillow" * "a kiss""
X Link 2025-12-05T17:33Z 25.6K followers, 1.5M engagements

"Kentucky and Tennessee should brace for a large impact from this storm WINTER STORM is likely this weekend across the Mid Atlantic and Northeast with snow even possible in FLORIDA Snowfall accumulation is NOT locked in right now but many areas could pick up 10-15"+ if our storm system stays close enough to the East Coast. https://t.co/UMnif8565I WINTER STORM is likely this weekend across the Mid Atlantic and Northeast with snow even possible in FLORIDA Snowfall accumulation is NOT locked in right now but many areas could pick up 10-15"+ if our storm system stays close enough to the East"
X Link 2026-01-29T00:50Z 25.6K followers, 409.3K engagements

"@cremieuxrecueil The inconsistency is: if God spoke plainly and there's no such thing as a loophole then they wouldn't avoid cheeseburgers"
X Link 2026-02-05T02:32Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@tenobrus So many of crypto's problems are trivially solved by trusting one guy with a postgres database But then you realize that all of the complicated nonsensical steps required for zero trust are the entire point even as they treat it as an institutional asset very unserious"
X Link 2026-02-05T22:26Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Just read some of the most retarded boomerslop I've ever encountered and it has 12k likes on substack the olds are not ok Going to paste it below to let AI detection render a verdict but here's the link https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-france-just-raided-elon https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-france-just-raided-elon"
X Link 2026-02-06T00:19Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"For the record I still don't think we is getting singularity"
X Link 2026-02-06T17:15Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"It's now abundantly clear that releasing the Epstein files was a nuclear level infohazard for the vast majority of humanity Let [----] Qs bloom"
X Link 2026-02-06T17:18Z 25.6K followers, 23.2K engagements

"@thinkingshivers In general I take issue with the 50% success rate metric on all of these time horizon charts If my AI is only about as good as a coin toss on [--] hours of work and then I need to spend hours verifying whether it's correct that's not actually a huge cost savings to me"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:25Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"Three draft kings ads so far We need to ban online gambling immediately"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:48Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Yes white people have been replaced as the majority ethnicity of America it already happened The country has changed dramatically because of demographic turnover and will change even more Noah says you aren't allowed to notice this because it might give someone the wrong idea Rightists want to tell you that your friends and neighbors are "replacing" you. They want you to turn against your friends and neighbors to make you afraid of them to provoke you into trying to drive them out of the country. It's sickening. Rightists want to tell you that your friends and neighbors are "replacing" you."
X Link 2026-02-09T15:49Z 25.6K followers, 60.2K engagements

"Specifically it: * Drops a garage door on his neck * Drowns him in his pool by closing the cover * Mails a grizzly to his door * Uses his gas fireplace to blow up his house Third is comic relief others are plausible ways a malevolent AI with home automation would kill someone Interesting move on Amazon's part to depict their AI assistant killing its owner in a super bowl ad Interesting move on Amazon's part to depict their AI assistant killing its owner in a super bowl ad"
X Link 2026-02-09T18:53Z 25.6K followers, 128.8K engagements

"On my frequent Lindy walks I pass a parking garage where an automated voice has been blaring for weeks: "warning car exiting" I finally poked around for [--] seconds found a misaligned sensor moved it a quarter inch No more blaring warnings The bar for giving a shit is so low"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:52Z 25.6K followers, 53.6K engagements

"@Empty_America I don't think this is the case the typical daily smoker is probably a nights and weekends kind of person It's true that plenty do it during the day because the impairment is much milder than with alcohol you can get away with it"
X Link 2026-02-10T16:20Z 25.6K followers, 10.9K engagements

"In my experience something like 2/3 of us who write things online are ourselves libtard fags by disposition and count many libtards among our oldest and closest friends The libtards are my people and I love them Every alt-right chud has a libtard fag that he doesnt play about Every alt-right chud has a libtard fag that he doesnt play about"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:12Z 25.6K followers, 25.3K engagements

"Wow only one week until Ash Wednesday and my annual twitter hiatus really sneaks up on you"
X Link 2026-02-12T01:04Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"People have been complaining how big budget hollywood action movies are CGI slopfests for over a decade "Ah but we have automated the slopfest hollywood is cooked" Seedance [---] the total production cost was $60 USD. This video model will be in general release in less than two weeks. https://t.co/OqoxOy3AXI Seedance [---] the total production cost was $60 USD. This video model will be in general release in less than two weeks. https://t.co/OqoxOy3AXI"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:10Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

""But this is the worst it will ever be" True but have you considered that it's also the best it will ever be Approximately no one complains about visual effects not being good enough that isn't the problem we have"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:11Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"It was a fun novelty but at this point I'm forced to conclude that anyone still genuinely excited by AI image generation (still or moving) is a child mentally or physically (My kids love having AI tools draw a dragon riding a chicken made of donuts)"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:13Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@FeralPHunter When did you stop"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:12Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"I left xAI today I've been living unauthorized in a supply closet for the last [--] months the guy in charge of making the grok anime avatar just plausibly above the age of consent found me and told Nikita a couple months ago but he just remembered this morning"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:23Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@Duderichy Well excuuuuuuse me princess money"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:56Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"@joe_shipman @Clarksterh @ode_to_fyodor Good luck"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:47Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements

"Just found a beauty product of my wife's that calls itself a hyper serum they are selling RPG potions to our foids If she spends $30000 on a phoenix down pillow I'm canceling the credit cards"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:21Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@expatanon Yes and no I find agents are still completely insufficient for taking a high-level task or bug report and implementing it successfully on large code bases But they can often integrate useful work on such code bases with scope limiting prompts and hints"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:22Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements

"@expatanon That said my primary project is simply too complex and novel for llms to get good results with at least at the core library layers They can contribute lots of good work at the feature layer but fixing most bugs is beyond them"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:25Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements

"@joelgrus The most important thing to do right now is to let China take a permanent lead"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:30Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@noworkfunction @seconds_0 @LabGrownNeet Don't worry I'm far too dumb to take positions on individual stocks"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:01Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements

"Indian guy named Bankin Brahmin defrauds American lender for hundreds of millions you can't make these headlines up BlackRocks private-credit arm was defrauded of over $500 million by an Indian named Bankim Brahmbhatt. Brahmbhatt ran a telecom-financing firm named Carriox Capital and fabricated customer contracts and invoices from major telecom companies such as T-Mobile Telstra and https://t.co/RaCcXkSB9p BlackRocks private-credit arm was defrauded of over $500 million by an Indian named Bankim Brahmbhatt. Brahmbhatt ran a telecom-financing firm named Carriox Capital and fabricated customer"
X Link 2025-10-31T17:22Z 25.6K followers, 71.8K engagements

"Hi I'm a black woman on a television show I'm the smartest and most competent person on the show I make white men look like idiots at least once an episode I work in a traditionally male field like defense contracting or robotics no one ever comments on how this is unusual"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:00Z 25.6K followers, 51.2K engagements

"People who have never had a habit have no idea how much weed that is Even decades ago when weed was much weaker than it is now my daily habit was a pinch call it a half teaspoon If you're smoking an entire joint daily you are beyond toast Wow. https://t.co/GiXJCj0OPX https://t.co/OSyXMLyI8u Wow. https://t.co/GiXJCj0OPX https://t.co/OSyXMLyI8u"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:35Z 25.6K followers, 29.3K engagements

"@uncledoomer Looks like almost all daughters imagine the cost of dowries"
X Link 2026-02-15T03:45Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements

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