# ![@jojomay1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::30890198.png) @jojomay1 Jo May 🇬🇬🇫🇷

Jo May 🇬🇬🇫🇷 posts on X about guernsey, jersey, france, $hsbc the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

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**Social topic influence**
[guernsey](/topic/guernsey) #100, [jersey](/topic/jersey), [france](/topic/france), [$hsbc](/topic/$hsbc), [sunday](/topic/sunday), [lovely](/topic/lovely), [investment](/topic/investment), [sun](/topic/sun), [bit](/topic/bit), [fund](/topic/fund)

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@nickleh](/creator/undefined) [@coughlin66](/creator/undefined) [@ronst21](/creator/undefined) [@pvbsc1](/creator/undefined) [@guernseyliz14](/creator/undefined) [@altoangel](/creator/undefined) [@autismadhdmicro](/creator/undefined) [@davidpiesing63](/creator/undefined) [@cherlygsy](/creator/undefined) [@katieci](/creator/undefined) [@marylowe501](/creator/undefined) [@guernseypress](/creator/undefined) [@leroihaptalon](/creator/undefined) [@guyplummer34449](/creator/undefined) [@leonieletissier](/creator/undefined) [@guernseygirl6](/creator/undefined) [@scribblerjb](/creator/undefined) [@suedelacour](/creator/undefined) [@richardde](/creator/undefined) [@borderlandcally](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[HSBC Holdings PLC (HSBC)](/topic/$hsbc) [GARY (GARY)](/topic/gary)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"No electronic @GuernseyPress this morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1782290452785275059)  2024-04-22T06:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"And in todays tremendous news I have ridden my bike (virtually pain free). Cant quite bend naughty knee enough to be peddling with the ball of the foot but itll domy commute is about to get much easier again hopefully 😃"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1782346920201224197)  2024-04-22T09:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Well look at this in my facebook memories a great day at the England hockey league finals & were off again at the weekend to see the England Masters warm up for the four nations (I should probs add that Mama was a Guernsey player in her day & Cousin coaches the Masters)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1782666691513565583)  2024-04-23T07:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Nickleh @Condor_Ferries Isnt it just & the cancelled sailing wasnt on an obscure day either that was a Saturday sailing If condor get this contract again it will not be good for guernsey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1783874431179198919)  2024-04-26T15:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Nickleh Yes I know 🤣🤣🤦🏼♀. I blame the tech 🤣🤣.managed to submit the other one first time though 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1785661845488988357)  2024-05-01T13:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@AltoAngel @guernseyliz14 @suedelacour 🤣🤣. As I say though anyone comes around unannounced what they see is their problem 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1785972271338656106)  2024-05-02T09:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Oh Slovenia such a brave fight 😢"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1807892548272222245)  2024-07-01T21:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Well that was a bit underwhelming poor Mama held herself upright for [--] hours & believe me she was in pain.& they just passed by in the car. We did get a wave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1813167863982694541)  2024-07-16T11:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"la perchoine guernsey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1813957173837472136)  2024-07-18T15:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Some very sad news for us in todays press #chog. RIP @LeRoiHaptalon already greatly missed here over the last few weeks/months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1814580707764638146)  2024-07-20T08:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@coughlin66 🤣🤣Double tap on the photo & then look closely through the humpsalthough my eyes are a bit younger than yours so maybe you cant 🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1815047809667617172)  2024-07-21T15:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Ronst21 @coughlin66 Sadly not but as you can see weve sorted it so that they deliver to guernsey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1815093131836280948)  2024-07-21T18:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@oldfarmhorace @LeonieLeTissier @CherlyGsy @JeremyClarkson Ditto in seeing butterflies mostly white but a few different ones too but a very noticeable lack of bees"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1815093589749248201)  2024-07-21T18:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"For those that have asked me to let them know service of celebration of life for Colin @LeRoiHaptalon in todays press.Vale Church at 2.30pm on Tuesday 30th July"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1816001434539758020)  2024-07-24T06:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Richard_D_E Richard can we make donations on-line or do I have to hunt down a cheque book"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1816014610585006380)  2024-07-24T07:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Hey #chog anyone that may wish to donate in memory of Colin (funeral announcement says donations to RNLI Guernsey) @jojomay1 Nat West 60-09-20 [--------] RNLI Guernsey Branch Mark the donations with Colin Fallaize please @jojomay1 Nat West 60-09-20 [--------] RNLI Guernsey Branch Mark the donations with Colin Fallaize please"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1816024181068235080)  2024-07-24T08:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@BorderlandCally @autismadhdmicro @LeRoiHaptalon Hi Cally. Payment details are:- Nat West 60-09-20 [--------] RNLI Guernsey Branch Mark the donations with Colin Fallaize please"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1816126090802270545)  2024-07-24T14:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@RNLI @BorderlandCally @autismadhdmicro @LeRoiHaptalon Hi @Richard_D_E would be a better call to verify them he is the treasurer here in guernsey. Ive made a payment to these details on many occasions with no problem at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1816742073015443652)  2024-07-26T07:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@DavidPiesing63 Absolutely A swimming group I am a member of has seen a surprising amount of visitors to our seas over the last few months. We are a lovely destination for swimmers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1816932411319701904)  2024-07-26T20:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Ronst21 I was planning to take Mama to see them but she had a monster nap & slept through the entire afternoon 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1817640661304099092)  2024-07-28T19:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Having a quick coffee on the bridge whilst prescriptions are being made up. If I squint & use the power of my imagination I could almost be at the port de Dinan.almost I did say almost But there is so much potential here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1817862292005847168)  2024-07-29T09:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@guernseyFlower I know intersport used to have a machine but not sure if anyone does now. Ive found fletchers very helpful in the past"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1817899352402125249)  2024-07-29T12:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@cobolegend Beautiful view Gary yes arent we lucky in our little island safe haven"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1818542851820605607)  2024-07-31T07:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Took a few minutes to breath at lunchtime got chatting to two ladies from Switzerland who were regretting their decision to only come here for [--] days theyve fallen in love. Asked why Guernsey to swim in the stunning bays 👍🏻. Going to make it 2-3 weeks next year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1818616254271246444)  2024-07-31T11:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Nickleh Happy birthday Nick 🥳"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1818882828089639328)  2024-08-01T05:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@RossLeBrun @GuernseyPolice As Ive said on fb I am simply asking the police to clarify their statement. That is not you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1819468821197213862)  2024-08-02T20:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Katieci @guernseyFlower It says I have to be sociable 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1820063412224672115)  2024-08-04T11:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@captainpipkin Semi final but it was a magnificent run"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1820393511402738159)  2024-08-05T09:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@WarrOnWords The Vallette is once again a fab facility for Guernsey and is enjoyed by many. An excellent example of a public/private partnership"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1820868626792038796)  2024-08-06T17:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@coughlin66 Mustve just missed you it is lovely out there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1911424316215812359)  2025-04-13T14:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@guernseygirl6 @matt_fallaize You mustve heard incorrectly Surely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1926637510379123147)  2025-05-25T13:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"In contrast to my earlier post about a very reasonable Brittany ferries trip to Jerseypriced up the Blue Islands trip to Bruges. Im afraid I found [---] for a day out quite pricey. I do want to return to Bruges tho so might see if Im feeling more spendy nearer the time 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1952405166134788490)  2025-08-04T16:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@pvbsc1 😆 So you cant even acknowledge that the property is much better priced over there 😆and its near Bordeaux🍷"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1952412009708114324)  2025-08-04T16:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"One of very many things I really enjoy about commuting by Shang is the ability to pop into the many many lanes we have here simply stunning. Last meeting at the farmhouse quick dash to forest stores & then lanes all the way home. So much lovely property hidden in these lanes. This afternoon I have located my dream house & the back up.now all I need is for that euromillions ticket to come good 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1953840710731653129)  2025-08-08T15:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Katieci 😆 😆 and they say that its not a door to door service 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1954885890972721630)  2025-08-11T12:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@coughlin66 @pvbsc1 Watch out for drunk naked airline pilots there EasyJet pilot suspended after 'drunk and naked' incident https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c80dd15378eo https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c80dd15378eo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1954940046584508790)  2025-08-11T16:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Sam Altman and Elon Musk face off in race to link our brains with AI https://www.thetimes.com/article/696a8521-4c95-4db1-a14f-0984faa7a32cshareToken=2a4ce751af541bba5badd577871c2e4f https://www.thetimes.com/article/696a8521-4c95-4db1-a14f-0984faa7a32cshareToken=2a4ce751af541bba5badd577871c2e4f"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1955871821284483190)  2025-08-14T05:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@pipbarr @pvbsc1 @guernseygirl6 @gsyblue My water escape cost me 60k after the insurance paid the majority of the claim& that was [----]. I definitely wouldnt have wanted to face the entire bill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1955891637520945494)  2025-08-14T07:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"What would happen if it wasnt a fire (I genuinly dont know the answer & not sure your calcs would work in that scenario) Something like a major water escape The loss adjuster told me during one of our many discussions that fires were devastating but much easier to deal with from a claim perspective. Water far trickier & lots of moving parts to deal with. Aka if my house had burnt down they wouldve paid in full"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1955901965625417930)  2025-08-14T07:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@AltoAngel Did Stuttgart a few years ago magical. Im sure you will love it & what I saw of Bruges when I went a few years ago was beautiful too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1956436930188440026)  2025-08-15T19:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I am selling one of my bikes #chog Trek fetch [----]. Bought new in [----] & very light use since then (due to knee issues). All serviced & ready to go. Rear seat and safety bars are available from Trek"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1956635694215864473)  2025-08-16T08:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Took our windfalls up to the lively chaps at Cuckoo Lane Farm this morning. Mama was treated to a pig safari in the new truck (after shed fed the chickens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1956698878918394354)  2025-08-16T12:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Now this is a hotel I could cope with This hotel is the UKs first luxury all-inclusive is it any good https://www.thetimes.com/article/d21fc12a-dce5-48b2-9160-b91021cd71cbshareToken=d1036a87b90e8adf972f0ea31e0d3548 https://www.thetimes.com/article/d21fc12a-dce5-48b2-9160-b91021cd71cbshareToken=d1036a87b90e8adf972f0ea31e0d3548"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1956993752091763184)  2025-08-17T08:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@HenryHulme3 @coughlin66 Wagyu is with every penny 👌. Thanks for the heads up re surf & turf will ask"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1957746121620746274)  2025-08-19T10:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I was going to add and certainly not in her under crackers 😆 but I thought you would kill me.no seriously I didnt even notice what you were wearing or that your hair was wet I just thought ohhhh theres Liz and was a tad surprised that your favourite was Portlet (I had forgotten youd lived that way in your yoof)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1957898306446565634)  2025-08-19T20:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Well done Maya  Stars of the @BarclaysWSL 💫 #PFAawards https://t.co/TI0Egu26kC Stars of the @BarclaysWSL 💫 #PFAawards https://t.co/TI0Egu26kC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1958073559420445142)  2025-08-20T07:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Monthly fridge clean ✔I do sometimes wander if my booze to food ratio is skewed at all 🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1958276295349198978)  2025-08-20T21:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Only did the earl flight to Guernsey once after a [--] am arrival at LGW.I was a bundle of laughs at work that day 😆 😆. Went straight from a pool party to the airport & then straight into work when I got to Guernsey.had done a couple of hours in the Yotel so I could shower & change 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1958584429510635973)  2025-08-21T17:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@guernseyliz14 Great stuff well done to all. Ive shared the WIs post into the Guide groups on FB too so we can correctly attribute the work & know what it is in aid of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1958894495203762287)  2025-08-22T14:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"An excellent yarn bombing currently on display in St Peter Port Guernsey & all part of a national project. Well done to the Guernsey crocheters & good luck to the England Roses. https://www.englandrugby.com/follow/news-media/join-red-roses-yarn-art-project-celebrate-womens-rugby-world-cup WI Guernsey supporting the Red Roses in the women's rugby World Cup. I did get some odd looks when I was kneeling in Market Square stitching the collar on to the baby donkey. https://t.co/Isk9k55dFs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1958908606469869900)  2025-08-22T15:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Just look at the data they can get from these bikes.When I used to pop across to London regularly for work used to use these bikes a great way to travel around. The secret life of a Lime bike: drunk tests and an army of handlers https://www.thetimes.com/article/56fef01e-178e-47da-9493-e357913e8331shareToken=f1445839cbf2a73fd9fd82ffd663beda https://www.thetimes.com/article/56fef01e-178e-47da-9493-e357913e8331shareToken=f1445839cbf2a73fd9fd82ffd663beda"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1959513051272507394)  2025-08-24T07:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Talking a lot of sense again although hopefully a bit of a generalization rather than fact. Jeremy Clarkson: No wonder young people are so annoying https://www.thetimes.com/article/53b3f3fe-9373-42b4-b470-f0377f47bd99shareToken=a8ef0339dce39a90c19c6573e098e7b6 https://www.thetimes.com/article/53b3f3fe-9373-42b4-b470-f0377f47bd99shareToken=a8ef0339dce39a90c19c6573e098e7b6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1959515394235936899)  2025-08-24T07:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Yes once I have got this base coat on most of the future coats will be sprayed (too close to the house for spraying in parts). Its a rough old fence & we have the back end of it so its a right pain in the wotzit. I actually really enjoy painting but am so bored its just endless"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1959531647792984177)  2025-08-24T08:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Well done to Drawing Room & Oli their work experience student for coming up with a fab housing & amenities concept for Les Vardes Quarry. Totally feasible and a direction Guernsey should very much be considering (in todays @GuernseyPress & on their FB)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1959868093087289644)  2025-08-25T06:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"QuiteId imagine creating something of that magnitude on this little rock would probably cause many other issues too. I seem to remember that part of the harbour plans (which were not approved) that there was some commercial berths at Longue Hougue. Perhaps a smaller investment such as that would enable us to trial feasibility without the huge investment. Although that would probably be too small"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1959891147465134225)  2025-08-25T08:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@LFC At home in Guernsey CIhopefully not hiding behind the sofa 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1959934112841499081)  2025-08-25T11:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@alasdair_milroy @marcwinn @DavidPiesing63 Agreed & I certainly like these ideas better than investing in world class Ports (certainly some improvement particularly to the seaport is long overdue). This would be Guernsey being a world leader using its existing assets & not just following others"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1960043579239272903)  2025-08-25T18:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I agree it is good to have the conversations but what Dep Goy is speaking of is nothing new weve done that & it already done elsewhere. I think Guernsey is better than that & I would rather see more outside the box thinking personally hence I like chatGBTs offering & thought it would be good to see that discussed as part of the conversation on FB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1960061234591740238)  2025-08-25T19:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"A-maze-ing The future is bright 🌟. Just imagine scoring on your premier league debut at [--] years old Our youngest ever goalscorer 💫 https://t.co/HS8iFTNNHL Our youngest ever goalscorer 💫 https://t.co/HS8iFTNNHL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1960100111125492010)  2025-08-25T22:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Note to self when checking the forecast before doing a large load of washing before the rain arrives later in the weekcheck you are looking at the forecast for Guernsey rather than Saumur 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1960266618098876489)  2025-08-26T09:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@guernseyanne @guernseyliz14 @NigelStaples @advocategreen1 My forecast shows some decent weather towards the end of next week so fingers crossed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1960290956822937647)  2025-08-26T10:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@coughlin66 Next month from their website I believe https://nationaltrust.gg/news/article/guernsey-tartan-worldwide-firstfbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR6FwePR_X530FKnabVdOwrJKpQwv8_NgC7LAa491uH9cic-NLoeG26ME1hj8g_aem_IB5AYWM7i5w86y-4ToflNg https://nationaltrust.gg/news/article/guernsey-tartan-worldwide-firstfbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR6FwePR_X530FKnabVdOwrJKpQwv8_NgC7LAa491uH9cic-NLoeG26ME1hj8g_aem_IB5AYWM7i5w86y-4ToflNg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1960394572082638972)  2025-08-26T17:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"If anyone wants to know the current level of the daughter is always wrong we were discussing the new Guernsey tartan mama asked me what it was about I read the spiel which concludes with celebrating our links with Scotland. Mama said oh yes lots went there during the war me including you mama robustly no I did not I went to Glasgow 🤷🏼♀🤦🏼♀😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1960435720755273832)  2025-08-26T20:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Was rather perplexed to see a transaction marked chief minister on my bank statement. Gave it much thought & was just about to rant about another new tax thats been snuck in when I realised I had signed up to an IOD event to hear the new CM talk about the vision for Guernsey 🤦♀ 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1960717610808697000)  2025-08-27T14:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Well I like it fantastic effort has been put into getting this just right for Guernsey. Well done to all involved in this project I am looking forward to shopping. What inspires an official Guernsey tartan Local textile designer Katy Barratt used colours inspired by Guernsey lifestyle and events 👉 https://t.co/kiH0NoEmIS https://t.co/Cwx42GPDoX What inspires an official Guernsey tartan Local textile designer Katy Barratt used colours inspired by Guernsey lifestyle and events 👉 https://t.co/kiH0NoEmIS https://t.co/Cwx42GPDoX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1960747289083044018)  2025-08-27T16:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@MaryLowe501 Theres more green than red & I think good to include the red from our flag"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1960751585417683259)  2025-08-27T17:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@guernseyliz14 @MaryLowe501 If only our cows were blue eh 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1960825138145853624)  2025-08-27T22:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@MaryLowe501 And that no doubt is why there is more green than redalbeit I thought green was sporting rather than true local (whatever that means 😆 😆 currently picturing Guernsey locals with a green tinge a la Incredible Hulk 😆)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1960826247724064833)  2025-08-27T22:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@DavidPiesing63 Oh dear indeedIm sure its somehow all Guernseys fault"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1961353325225394670)  2025-08-29T09:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@DavidPiesing63 I havent recorded any hints of metal in my tasting notes. I did note that it has anti aging properties. I put that in capitals bold & underlined it too 😆. It was strangely ok & very lightwould probably chill quite nicely to be honest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1961551363810497019)  2025-08-29T22:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KariMelody Yes I quite enjoyed it. Tried to order a pack so i could try the white pink & sparklythey dont deliver to Guernsey 🤦♀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1961708294566768778)  2025-08-30T08:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Just cracked open my last ever pack of #Guernsey cheese 😢.theres a support group available I presume"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1961891375592399293)  2025-08-30T20:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Or it would appear that if you are waiting to escape via the Aurigny flight from Manchester this morning you simply cant leave. Jeremy Clarkson: Britain is awful. But heres why you shouldnt leave https://www.thetimes.com/article/19899266-8c80-4090-9126-2c61d5e2e49eshareToken=c355a6907f8a841cff87def2be7db826 https://www.thetimes.com/article/19899266-8c80-4090-9126-2c61d5e2e49eshareToken=c355a6907f8a841cff87def2be7db826"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1962071873979634131)  2025-08-31T08:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If carlsberg did Sundays early visit to the gym & chores done took Mama and my aunt for tea and cake good kickyball match & result and now homemade Chinese cheers 🍺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1962219928238338387)  2025-08-31T18:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@guernseygirl6 They will be at the Havelet Regatta on Sunday if that helps They perform at the Guernsey street festival so they might be able to put you in touch if you asked them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1962917724465615159)  2025-09-02T16:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Adopted this little fella for Mama today. A part of Guernsey hodtory he has been a part of the fab teddy displays in Clifton. Mama is thrilled (she says hes the best thing shes ever adopted).the cat is jealous 🤣🤣. It was a big shock for him moving from the big smoke to the glorious parish of the Castel.he had to have a little sit & rest when we got off of the bus 😀😎"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1962921987866595540)  2025-09-02T16:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Excellent work exciting times ahead for the Guernsey/French relationship I think The officers and crew aboard Voyager and our partners at @VisitGuernsey recently had the pleasure of hosting a team from French TV channel @M6 showcasing Guernseys unique cultural heritage and spectacular natural beauty to [---] million viewers. See the beautiful results for The officers and crew aboard Voyager and our partners at @VisitGuernsey recently had the pleasure of hosting a team from French TV channel @M6 showcasing Guernseys unique cultural heritage and spectacular natural beauty to [---] million viewers."  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1963676494921912634)  2025-09-04T18:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Fabulous lunch at lentrecte Nantes. My 2nd experience as went in Bordeaux a couple of years ago. Theres one restaurant chain I wouldnt mind coming to Guernsey. Steak just melts & the sauce 👌 and its an excellent conceptworth the train journey from hell to get back 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1965070722843156487)  2025-09-08T15:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@LaSarine @sashakmiller Funnily enough I was thinking about that. I dont believe there is one in Brittany so get one in little ole Guernsey & even more visitors 😀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1965072049258610828)  2025-09-08T15:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@pvbsc1 Ah I wondered how long youd take 🤣🤣Just poured myself another glass of vin rouge the campsite seems pretty chilled (Im the only Brit here) but Ive got my dr martens just incase it all kicks off 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1965101929106997510)  2025-09-08T17:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Oh dear best book an extra day in st Malo hotel & allow time for busier roads on 17th. My French friend is due st Malo - guernsey tomorrow hoping block everything excludes Brittany ferries. Roads will be busy today fortunately Ive only got a short run & had planned a day on site tomorrow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1965287600303821047)  2025-09-09T05:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Love this have we ever done this in guernsey maybe during the street festival This is utterly bloody glorious. https://t.co/lxIDtfa21V This is utterly bloody glorious. https://t.co/lxIDtfa21V"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1965496805346738204)  2025-09-09T19:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"It was & it made choosing so easy which was a refreshing change.and the only other time I have seen anything like this before was at a work thing at the London Stock Exchange & quite honestly it was a half arsed affair where when I said what my allergy was the huffed & puffed & basically told me to stick to lettuce"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1965734493018325479)  2025-09-10T11:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ScribblerJB Thanks I managed to get a message to her friend. Ill have to go to JT to see exactly what happened. I thought that protestors had taken out the networks at first then became apparent just me. Just sailing past jersey at the mo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1966764954654052857)  2025-09-13T07:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"From the Loire to the Rance & my girl standing proudly in the archway. I did contemplate 🤔 staying here for the night but wouldve been a very early startI would have avoided the traffic I dont think Ive ever seen it so heavy as it was from Dinan down to St Malo yesterday evening"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1966922585448268034)  2025-09-13T17:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@misteringouf @Nickleh Yes you absolutely must the ferries from st Malo are excellent & wed be delighted to see you on our tours (both Nick & I are the guernsey equivalent of blue badge guides"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1967145003115049402)  2025-09-14T08:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Come & join Nick & me on this excellent tour which is part of the Autumn Walking Festival. Nick is fresh from his talk at the UKs premier history festival & about to have his book published. This Saturday join me and @jojomay1 on this guided walk. Learn about some of the escapes and the fortifications in the area as well as what happened to those that fell foul of the Germans. Booking details below. https://t.co/2LIoWS7HCW This Saturday join me and @jojomay1 on this guided walk. Learn about some of the escapes and the fortifications in the area as well as what happened to those that fell foul"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1967149700370632828)  2025-09-14T08:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Rob & Rylans passage to India fabulous TV and making me really really want to go back to India such a fabulous place and even in the first episode theyre really showing how it talks to you how its so different and how relaxing it is despite being so so busy and crowded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1967333557480939806)  2025-09-14T21:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Ohhh and Creaseys new store opening this weekend thats exciting & cant wait to visitjust so happens handbags is one of the departments moving across 🤷♀. A great investment in Guernseys town"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1968200726372573292)  2025-09-17T06:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Any appetite for Guernsey to trial these e-scooters too Nearly bought one whilst I was in France they are well used there (& other places I have visited). A fabulously easy & convenient way to get around. Wednesday's headlines: St Helier Parish officials back plans to trial e-scooters on public streets. Also Sark goes to the polls in a by-election with four seats available in Chief Pleas. @LewisAndrewsITV has more: https://t.co/An7zgJNXh3 Wednesday's headlines: St Helier Parish officials back plans to trial e-scooters on public streets. Also Sark goes to the polls in a by-election with four"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1968351297746436209)  2025-09-17T16:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Have returned this weeks tour group To the airport for their return home flight. Six happy customers planning to come back & visit us again. Now quick hot chocolate before risk assessment for Saturdays tour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1968704682563457040)  2025-09-18T15:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"You know when youre risk assessing a tour & you think you know what risks you might encounter& then you come across a goat on a trampoline. I bet theres never been a risk assessment with that on before 🤷🏼♀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1968737379075711435)  2025-09-18T18:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Ok folks #chog I got told off by a tour guest yesterday for referring to the floaty boaty thats been at anchor out in the russel for a fair few days now as a super yacht so before todays tour I thought i would check again & everything I can find on it refers to it as a super yacht.why would it not be a super yacht (It is the Aviva owned by former Tottenham boss Joe Lewis). I also got asked if he was on it I dont know anyone know 🤷♀. I said I suspected not given the time its been there/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1969665353841082712)  2025-09-21T07:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@advocategreen1 You sir are a genius thank you. That is most likely it. I have googled the definition of a mega yacht & the Aviva fits well within that definition. I didnt even know such as thing as a mega yacht existed always just referred to them as super. @Nickleh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1969677728568791145)  2025-09-21T08:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Tried my costume on Mama laughed cats looked at me like whats different pheasant petrified.thats the reaction we are going for 😆. Batteries charging & its nearly time for me to roll out my favourite tour after a knee imposed [--] year breakhuzzah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1970144820850290695)  2025-09-22T15:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Probably being a bit slow here but dont think Id ever really appreciated that Coldplay viva la Vida was about the French Revolution & the beheading of Louis XVI 🤦🏼♀can confirm there was no Coldplay cam at St Stephens tonight 🤣🤣😳"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1970950656593887317)  2025-09-24T20:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Article in todays press re the history of post boxes in Guernsey and the recent consultation an interesting read howeveryet again it goes on about loss of heritage & cost in removing the boxes. Ive seen several letters/SM posts on proposed removal of post boxes however @GuernseyPost consulted on closure of post boxes not removal of post boxes. I havent seen anything from them on removal (although if they do remove some I hope they auction would love one for the garden). Have i missed something re removal 🤷♀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1971110217237598372)  2025-09-25T07:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Yes it is very frustrating. I could have stayed put at the back & sold on what would have been a reasonable family home eventually. My friend (who is in the property industry) came with me to pre-planning he absolutely lost his sht when they said the beyond the building line nonsense with a huge bungalow right there on our boundary.but that is commercial so its ok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1971198145393479746)  2025-09-25T13:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@autismadhdmicro Thanks Zoe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1971580660205924535)  2025-09-26T14:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@pvbsc1 Hidden by the tower of cakes 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1972014876584562728)  2025-09-27T19:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@CarlBovisNature Guernsey Channel Islands"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1972181175054881180)  2025-09-28T06:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@johnwxxiv John Keith @gsywtours (Nicks podcast co-host) may be able to assist. Also there is the weekly coastal walks dependent on what time you are here until on the 11th. I think they are in the afternoon but will get more info for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1972557321994949079)  2025-09-29T07:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Ronst21 😆 😆 well Im going to the gym when i drop Mama off to skittles shortly. Going to have to get up even earlier to work rest of the week as it is impossible like this my head is pounding.poor Mama is even closer to it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1972577147828220213)  2025-09-29T08:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"And here we are heading rapidly towards my favourite holiday of the yearHalloween (need one of those online petition things to make it an actual holiday I think 😆). Come meet some of Guernseys past residents with me on All Hallows eve itself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1973286893052911854)  2025-10-01T07:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"🎼 oh the traffic outside is frightful being on my Shang sheer delightful let em shout let em shout let em shout 🎶🎶🤣🤣🤣. Six minutes odeon to home traffic gridlocked everywhere.might change my mind about the delights of a bike on Friday ☔☔💨"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1973411259081990516)  2025-10-01T15:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Great article in todays press re our 22% increase in numbers of walkers for the Autumn Walking Festival. A lot of organisation goes in by Soo the organiser as well as by individual guides in creating a variety of tours to suit a wide variety of interests and abilities 👍 so the support weve received is greatly appreciated. Town walks numbers are looking good too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1974007147013800200)  2025-10-03T07:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Ronst21 @OGH_Guernsey Ohhh fancy (dont like the look of the one in the middle though 🤣🤣)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1974244165299888570)  2025-10-03T22:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@DavidPiesing63 Its concerning isnt it 👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1974397997850235127)  2025-10-04T08:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"8 but I will defo see the Grand Canyon one day Iv done [--] and you https://t.co/X3RYQ7kumb Iv done [--] and you https://t.co/X3RYQ7kumb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1974830281061208195)  2025-10-05T13:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Amazing to see positivity about the away trip to Guernsey I have seen lots of negativity. Two German Guys on my tour yesterday were very interested in our football teams I couldnt remember the name of the league 🤦♀ . but theyre coming back for the Muratti to cheer for the donkeys 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1975088380745560224)  2025-10-06T06:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Ronst21 @coughlin66 Defo one on my to do list. Saw a fabulous looking one in Zimbabwe but I think itll be Kenya for me so I can also do the giraffe hotel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1975303126375932209)  2025-10-06T20:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Manchester United Womens first ever champions league goal scored by a . Well done Maya 👏 leading your team to a first ever champions league win 🥇 👏 What a moment for Maya 😍⚽ https://t.co/e5hxhSfYfN What a moment for Maya 😍⚽ https://t.co/e5hxhSfYfN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1976028715357520230)  2025-10-08T20:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Hey Guernsey Alderney Sark Herm & Jersey folks #chog I have set up a community to help us re-engage with each other and have a dedicated place to find our posts which seem to be getting lost in cyber space https://x.com/i/communities/1976192435320426523 https://x.com/i/communities/1976192435320426523"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1976193152102039663)  2025-10-09T07:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Todays Gazette in the Guernsey Press is filled with a whole host of roles in the Parishes which will need to be filled at the upcoming elections on 4th November. Ive attached the on-line version and youll just need to select your relevant Parish. The Women in Public Life website has a really good resource on what the Constable and Douzenier roles entail and how the process works. If you are interested in volunteering for your Parish why not get in touch with them and discuss your options. As a Douzenier in the Castel Parish I can honestly say that it is varied interesting rewarding and not as"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1976193496286449826)  2025-10-09T07:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@johnwxxiv Safe trip John hope youve enjoyed your visit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1977407421271462013)  2025-10-12T16:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"So you gannets had cleared the cheese stall before I got a chance to get there 🤦♀ .I bought lavender & that was it 😆 😆 #frenchmarkets felt odd using my euro card here the guy looked very surprised when I spoke french I presume you havent been practicing your french skills this weekend 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1977411234610700288)  2025-10-12T16:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Yoga teacher weaved some magic whilst we were working on our IT bands this morning .OMG I swear my legs are [--] inches longer than when I woke up this morning 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1977448301638066505)  2025-10-12T18:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@pvbsc1 I would be very concerned if it were about Guernsey. It is about a country I like to visit on holiday I dont worry too much about politics when on holiday I just drink wine & eat cheese"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1978361224480842174)  2025-10-15T07:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Nickleh Ah yes those good old guernsey names eh. Ive had varying success too. I shall let you know once Ive had a play & happy for you to have a go too to see if its better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1978776531020271938)  2025-10-16T10:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Yes co-op go beyond they once wouldnt sell me [---] euros without my passportwhen I queried why they told me it was due to GDPR. I had a lot of fun explaining that GDPR does not apply in Guernsey and also there is nothing within GDPR which requires me to hand over un-necessary data 🤦♀.did leave without my Euros though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1978846235030417847)  2025-10-16T15:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The Castel Constables & Douzaine are pleased to be hosting an opportunity to discuss the IDPlan review proposals between 5.30pm & 7pm on Tuesday 23rd July at the Castel Douzaine Room. Deputies and Officers from the DPA will be available. Open to all parishioners from any parish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1812879745509359945)  2024-07-15T15:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Oops apparently the sun is hot 🥵 I look like a lobster 😱"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1941167466111205878)  2025-07-04T16:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Yoo hoo Guernsey.& look at your bloney light pollution 😩"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1976744046522704342)  2025-10-10T20:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Nickleh Oh yay. Was having a chat about that upcoming royal guernsey goat symposium this morning so cross in not a goat 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1979508104208249203)  2025-10-18T11:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"A couple of hours toil in Mamas garden.2 one tonne bags full. One hydrangea and the rose bush have had a major hair cutthink Ive finally got the last of the bramble from next doors hedge out of stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1979585229921956338)  2025-10-18T16:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Katieci @AltoAngel I need more info please anything to save me crawling around on the gravel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1979879981670084663)  2025-10-19T11:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@loureb86 Heres some of ours in Guernsey we have a very clever lady who does all of the postbox toppers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1979940303860564128)  2025-10-19T15:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KariMelody Merci ❤ & you are a lovely friend too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1981074381439918130)  2025-10-22T19:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Ronst21 You have my every sympathy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1981095312120041616)  2025-10-22T20:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Ronst21 Ive watched the highlights there were defo signs of improvement Corners were much better. Lets hope the improvement continues & they start looking like a premier league club again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1981290362011320477)  2025-10-23T09:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Good morning #postboxsaturday with the oldest working postbox in the British Isles - postbox number [--] Guernsey CI (fun fact its also the only red box in the island as the others are blue)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1981988508328718517)  2025-10-25T07:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Whoop shes starting Your #Lionesses to play Brazil 🙌 https://t.co/UApOhQHCSK Your #Lionesses to play Brazil 🙌 https://t.co/UApOhQHCSK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1982115484792172762)  2025-10-25T16:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Im sure therell be a reel like this of the local chaps in the Guernsey tartan soon eh Time for a Scottish highlands timeline cleanse🏴 https://t.co/wHl4Mj4VeP Time for a Scottish highlands timeline cleanse🏴 https://t.co/wHl4Mj4VeP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1982373840958464283)  2025-10-26T09:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The Guernsey Literary & Potato Peel society.i know i know I should be banished from the island but Ive tried to read it [--] or [--] times & never got to the end 🤦♀ 🍂🍂Happy #Saturday book lovers What book did you file under DNF #booktwitter #booktwt #readingcommunity #autumn @GrumpyOldBooks @Lukesblog1 @portybelle @yvonnembee @bethreadscrime @davidtells_ #readingchallenge @goodreads #books #DNF #bookshelf @BexBookaholic 😏 https://t.co/x34yfVm85V 🍂🍂Happy #Saturday book lovers What book did you file under DNF #booktwitter #booktwt #readingcommunity #autumn @GrumpyOldBooks @Lukesblog1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1982487599462928852)  2025-10-26T16:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Ronst21 @DavidPiesing63 Well that feels very much like Aurigny are sticking the middle finger up to the Guernsey tax payersalthough I imagine theyve done their diligence & it must be a massively profitable route to take the risk of adding another route"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1982798273392857295)  2025-10-27T13:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@CherlyGsy @ScribblerJB My dentist does scale & polish as part of check up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1983645894575849477)  2025-10-29T21:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Great thread great manifesto @heymartineellis. Electors in the Vale #votemartine Guernsey network: I have news. Im pleased to share that Ive been nominated to stand for election as a Douzenier for the Vale Parish. https://t.co/rHwQlpnvLO Guernsey network: I have news. Im pleased to share that Ive been nominated to stand for election as a Douzenier for the Vale Parish. https://t.co/rHwQlpnvLO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1983802834907803978)  2025-10-30T07:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Trying to get hold of the Guernsey office of a Law firm. The phone is obviously on divert to the Jersey office who are now getting incredibly irritated with methey keep telling me to phone the guernsey number which I am. I have suggested that they ask the relevant person to call methatll be a hard no then 😆 😆. OK so Im going to keep phoning & annoying you 😆 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1983931053187219661)  2025-10-30T16:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@LeonieLeTissier @autismadhdmicro @Nickleh It does look nice. It id like to know if theres recliner seats in there too. Im Thinking of not getting a cabin on a day cruise but if it gets lumpy I need to recline 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1984201763134521432)  2025-10-31T10:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Katieci Charging my broom 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1984367348925809036)  2025-10-31T21:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@autismadhdmicro Sorry to hear you are feeling like this Zoe x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1984911062773223666)  2025-11-02T09:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@GuyPlummer34449 He may well choose to live in Guernseywhether Guernsey would choose to have him living here is an entirely different matter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1984933696357749114)  2025-11-02T10:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Thank you @womenpubliclife for this very useful information. St Peter Port Vale and St Martin are all contested elections so if you are registered as an elector it is worth going along to vote (there are some awesome candidates). If you are in one of the other parishes still worth attending to meet the team have a chat about anything thats concerning you.or a really radical idea a chat about anything you think the Parish are doing well. Your parish election meeting is tomorrow evening (except St Pierre du Bois). Here's where to go and when. For your guide to voting for douzeniers and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1985282218072101013)  2025-11-03T09:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Ronst21 @tennerfest Never heard of it.so no. Fortunately @pvbsc1 made a call & got us in 🤦♀.so now I can pay off my lost bet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1985826667307090190)  2025-11-04T21:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Congratulations to all elected/re-elected last night. An exciting new challenge & a dual role for me.keeps me out of trouble 😆 Many congratulations to all the women elected as constables and douzeniers last night. St Martin Vale and St Peter Port have deferred their douzenier elections until Wednesday [--] November. St Pierre du Bois is holding its parish election meeting on [--] November. https://t.co/iUqGs7qlK8 Many congratulations to all the women elected as constables and douzeniers last night. St Martin Vale and St Peter Port have deferred their douzenier elections until Wednesday 19"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1985980096365371748)  2025-11-05T07:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@CherlyGsy Conduct unit deal with consumers. Also make sure you make a formal complaint to HSBC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1986533208884699361)  2025-11-06T20:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Yes all very unpleasant and likely as you say not permissible (albeit I only know the very limited info youve posted). Sadly unless HSBC have a change of heart (which is why I suggested the GFSC as Ive seen them be very effective in pushing a very quick change of mind from HSBC) it could take time. Whatever the issue it should be sorted without accounts being frozen Id imagine. Had mine frozen once (when I was reported as being dead) all very unpleasant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1986534842293518753)  2025-11-06T20:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@MaryLowe501 @YvonneBurford You need to ask them to de-PEP you Mary😊 they can do they once youve been out of the political position for [--] years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1986804620283248990)  2025-11-07T14:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@MaryLowe501 @YvonneBurford They are unfortunately caught its presidents of the main committees & P&R that are caught by the handbook but with a domestic PEP you can de-risk when theyve been out of role for [--] years provided no other risks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1986817898929688706)  2025-11-07T15:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@CherlyGsy Sadly it does work. I have a friend who likes to get his own way. Shouts at everyone & always gets his own way its not how it should be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1986865507283120504)  2025-11-07T18:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Well actually as I was walking home from the bus stop today I was stressing about this with Cheryls experience with HSBC and Probate (Mama banks with HSBC) and the nonsense the Pru are spouting already.then I remembered that I am neither Mamas executor nor the benefactor so not my issue 😆 😆 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1986910597758288158)  2025-11-07T21:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@karenfthompson We still have one gentleman here in Guernsey not sure he was a rag and bone man per say but he still takes his pony & trap for a blast regularly. Its lovely to see & most just stop and watch him pass by. Always makes me smile"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1987117203997483160)  2025-11-08T11:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Dont forget #chog if youre in town (& I suspect many are as seemed the whole island was in town). The lovely Jane (looking very regal) is in mostly books with her new book"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1987176258728312936)  2025-11-08T15:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@CherlyGsy Im so sorry you are going through this its an absolute disgrace & I for one am appalled at HSBC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1987205642877128712)  2025-11-08T17:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Big news out of France the campsite today.new vans for [----] come with a private pool & or a jacuzzi 😱. I wonder what my dear Dad would have said about the evolution of camping he thought hed got me addicted to something cheap & cheerful 🤣🤣 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1988017221348520181)  2025-11-10T22:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Have located an old Top Gear.I really miss that programme (in the Clarkson Hammond & May era) it defined Sunday eveningsand just like that Im [--] years younger me watching a Bentley and Ferrari racing on a frozen lake 🤦♀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1988344099829694708)  2025-11-11T20:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@GuyPlummer34449 I have wanted a goat for a long time Im working very hard to get authorization to take on a golden guernseynearly there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1988708565129773395)  2025-11-12T20:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Nickleh @GuyPlummer34449 Yes sadly 😆 .although I was in between them so probably a good job the stick didnt swing 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1988718736145256530)  2025-11-12T21:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Great event.completely forgot to wear my Guernsey yesterday tho 🤦🏼♀ Wear a Guernsey day raises money for charity https://t.co/vR6Y099GtI Wear a Guernsey day raises money for charity https://t.co/vR6Y099GtI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1989343780986871823)  2025-11-14T14:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@coughlin66 @CorbetJanie @LindaAganda I have told Mama I clearly have the wrong friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1989402695762125029)  2025-11-14T18:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Katieci @coughlin66 @CorbetJanie @LindaAganda Sounds like a Planalthough probably very unlikely but would absolutely be my life made to go on the orient express as Im obsessed with trains. Cant believe the duck will beat me there 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1989413167550926996)  2025-11-14T19:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Great stuff from Aurigny stepping in immediately to make sure the gaps left by the Blue Islands are covered for the immediate period at least. This is why having a local airline is so valuable (lets just hope the fares arent unreasonable). Well done to all involved in getting this in place & giving displaced Guernsey travelers some reassurance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1989613304671543736)  2025-11-15T08:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Good grief I have just had to watch myself on a recorded teams call which is being sent out for training purposestraumatised from Guernsey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1990020847399240075)  2025-11-16T11:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Will they be holding a recruitment event in Guernsey like they are in Jersey then There were still some Guernsey based BI staff. Or will they have to go over to Jersey We need Blue Islands staff says airline boss https://t.co/m3vp2lK6qA We need Blue Islands staff says airline boss https://t.co/m3vp2lK6qA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1990356091729809919)  2025-11-17T09:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Listening to the legend that is Jon Bon Jovi on tracks of your years he chose the first song he remembers being played Beetles which took me right back to the first track I remember being played. Queen Radio Gaga. We were on a huge German campsite in Northern Italy & seemed whichever corner you turned there was Freddie crooning away. It was everywhere. Circa [----] Id imagine. What was the first music you remember"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1990388710093819948)  2025-11-17T11:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Love this time of year when all the light displays appear. Bijou in the Rohais just brightened my bus journey home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1991186469839331796)  2025-11-19T16:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Its been a long while since I chopped chillitonight I chopped chilli for tea & I may have regretsalso those lip fillers Ive been saving for might not be necessary 😆 😆thankfully I didnt wear contact lenses today 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1991265870337761406)  2025-11-19T22:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Now that the formal Government announcement has gone out I am still non the wiser on how much we are subsidising the Healthrow flights and how that subsidy is going to be applied maybe Guernsey landing fees seeing lots of reports of people getting cheap tickets to go on their holibobs.how does that enable our economy Obviously slots are not the best that was always going to be the case. These flights are being marketed as crucial for the business community so obviously there is a plan to getting better slots that will work for business.what is that plan what is the timeframe What is the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1991925593340887334)  2025-11-21T17:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Ohhhhh new French bakery has opened in Rue du Pre (dont know where didnt spot it in when I was around there yesterday)if anyone fancies braving the rain to bring me french goodies feel free 🤣🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1992201415867941327)  2025-11-22T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Another near death experience for me today. Mama loves a Mille Fleur (not sure what the Guernsey name for them is but Senners do a cracking one apparently) so I popped into Surf & Turf. Spied the last box of them as I walked in phew i thought and at that moment a man hastily passed me and grabbed them 🤦♀. I did think of rugby tackling him but didnt think that would be socially acceptable 😂 😂 so I bought Mamas favourite mat (liver for today & pork tomorrow) and some custard horns I seem to have survived"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1992319870705242339)  2025-11-22T19:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Speaking with a couple of visitors in the sauna.correcting all my prononciation of local places 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1992657721900822848)  2025-11-23T18:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ScribblerJB @AltoAngel Bet it still says low stock selling fast.although what I am seeing folks buying for black Friday wouldnt surprise me if people do think theyre getting a bargain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1993412700790309374)  2025-11-25T20:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"On the downside I lost my excuse to drink shed loads of wine whilst trying to fathom just how little the States of Guernsey paid Mama in 2024so that I can tell the State of Guernsey how little they had paid Mama in [----] 😆.and yes I have asked why she has to do a return I got waffled at but essentially no their computer cant work it out either. As a result of intermittent issues with public online access to the Revenue Service system over recent weeks the deadline for submitting [----] tax returns has been extended to 31st January [----]. Read more https://t.co/2ogx8iA9Oz https://t.co/XZKiVLTXTp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1993792379376070773)  2025-11-26T21:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@GeeONeill147 @_SZD10 Thank goodness. A glimmer of light in what is a very dark period for our club"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1993804757572702712)  2025-11-26T22:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Hey #chog any thoughts on where I might find nice umbrella/walking stick stands over here please"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1994480840454082934)  2025-11-28T18:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Bah my long range forecast now has rain & high wind every single day from now to eternityshould have quick nipped out and put the outdoor lights up before tea yesterday like I suggested 🤦♀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1994695017055830401)  2025-11-29T09:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Hey #chog attn all Butterfield card holders in case you havent spotted it 10% cashback offer when booking with Aurigny THIS WEEKEND ONLY.bummed I booked my flights to Manchester last weekend that would have been ALOT of cashback 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1994696086305358291)  2025-11-29T09:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Well thats the outdoor lights up Ive aged about [--] years 😆 😆. Stepped onto the pedestrian walkway outside my house for about [--] seconds whilst i took the lights around the hedge got hooted at twice people really are miserable 🤦♀. Now to get ready for Sunday lunch out out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1995126286759387439)  2025-11-30T13:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Wine cheese food patisserie lifestyle chocolate biscuits handmade soap coffee music festivals drone shows wine festivals bureaucracy football Tour de France markets food vending machines fresh oysters moules frites allow camper vans to park up. Name something France does better than any other country. https://t.co/dlbLXPevff Name something France does better than any other country. https://t.co/dlbLXPevff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1995413780487098553)  2025-12-01T08:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"St Pierre park have done a very classy job with their outdoor decorations. Lovely view of a beautiful golden tree from the sauna & jacuzzi.i was just waiting for someone to bring me a glass of champagne 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1995592843696759191)  2025-12-01T20:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@GsyAlmj @autismadhdmicro @coughlin66 The only way I eat Christmas cake with Guernsey extra matureIm going to have to find an alternative cheddar this year (should have frozen some🤦🏼♀)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1995625085101900091)  2025-12-01T22:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"This is sad news always of interest when I am talking about the Brock family on tours. Great that it continued for as long as it did though. Brock University has announced that its annual scholarship for a student from the islands has been discontinued. Current scholars wont be affected and will continue to receive support until they finish their studies. Read more here: https://t.co/TS2bR0JbL7 https://t.co/yCNzekn14F Brock University has announced that its annual scholarship for a student from the islands has been discontinued. Current scholars wont be affected and will continue to receive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1998063703975923865)  2025-12-08T16:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Please share far & wide. Blood sweat and tears went into making this Im sure please help get it back on the shelf. This is the handmade sterling silver bracelet & charm set stolen from our rented shelf space in #Brighouse yesterday (Mon 9th Dec). Its the only one like it & as unique as a fingerprint. I am desperate for information on its whereabouts please contact me if you know anything https://t.co/sphhaQc97Y This is the handmade sterling silver bracelet & charm set stolen from our rented shelf space in #Brighouse yesterday (Mon 9th Dec). Its the only one like it & as unique as a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1998515988149796995)  2025-12-09T22:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@pvbsc1 @andreaustin1 @ci_aviation Andrea Is that the weekend name not very original 🤣🤣🤣🥴"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/1999072929951392056)  2025-12-11T11:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Katieci Waitrose I dont really know what an artisan tonic is but I usually buy tonic there and they seem to have a varied selection. Otherwise Bucktrouts Liberation Not sure if Grapevine do stuff other than wine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2002840434067095702)  2025-12-21T20:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Its not my favourite place always signified the end of the holiday back in the day when the ferry was pax only & the car had to go on the commodore first thing it seemed like an endless day waiting for the ferry (& it always seemed to rain) but it does make a fantastic view on the way in and there are far worse places to arrive into. Fantastic history too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2004864241153474974)  2025-12-27T10:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Virgil van Dijks [----] in his own words: title turmoil and tragedy https://www.thetimes.com/article/ef5c4863-c799-4855-98dd-999014ec4fc7shareToken=60ecead3043d220f536a71f31a96e6a5 https://www.thetimes.com/article/ef5c4863-c799-4855-98dd-999014ec4fc7shareToken=60ecead3043d220f536a71f31a96e6a5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2004881307235475554)  2025-12-27T11:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Watching A place in the sun in the Dordogne. Not one of my preferred areas BUT a property which is [--] identical [--] bedroom bungalows each with their own pool with outdoor kitchens and perfect views over vineyards for 337k.orf to tell Mama to pack her bags were off to France 😆 😆 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2005710187277996077 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2005710187277996077"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2005710187277996077)  2025-12-29T18:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Having sat on [--] school committees (under the old system) for a few years I really cant fathom the need for paid admin assistance. I was secretary on one & did the minutes prepared agendas did any admin etc on a voluntary basis (& quite honestly I would very happily support a school governance board with admin on a voluntary basis as Im sure many would (although what are the Secretarys doing) I didnt have an issue with the small payment being offered to the Chairs as they have a wide mandate & it is a commitment with responsibility i think it is right that an offer of payment is made like they"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2006380363740852364)  2025-12-31T15:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@LeonieLeTissier @pvbsc1 @DavidPiesing63 @GuyPlummer34449 Ah ok Ive been trying to stay away from it as it stresses me out too much Im too close so obviously mis-read. As you say point remainswhat on earth will they be doing 🤷🏼♀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2006431901540581403)  2025-12-31T18:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Bought some of this fairy ditch the soak dishwashing stuff as having stuff soaking annoys me.reading the instructions.spray on and leave for at least [--] minutes erm fairy I hate to burst your bubble but that sounds awfully like soaking 🤦♀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2007393448610193576)  2026-01-03T10:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Went against my own (very wise as it turns out) advice and insured my van with a UK van specialist firm (who came highly recommended by a locally based friend. Not hugely cheaper than my policy through local brokers as it turns out but given they were specialist & it did definitely include recovery (previous policy van right on the size limit so always took additional RAC breakdown cover to be safe). Imagine my horror over Christmas to receive an e-mail saying that now the cooling off period has expired theyd reviewed the policy and wanted another [---] from me (to be honest I thought it was a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2007445274654847266)  2026-01-03T13:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@suedelacour And Im sure just like me you wouldnt want to be everyones cup of tea how boring would that be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2007555877533036623)  2026-01-03T20:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@London_W4 @sustainablist1 Somehow I knew youd say that 😂. They should pay you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2007751460751303080)  2026-01-04T09:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@14MilesToFrance Perfect enjoy Are you at the travel show on Sunday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2008177412002214061)  2026-01-05T14:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"A beautiful boat currently in Jersey but heading to the UK soon (& Id imagine could come back to Guernsey very easily). https://fb.watch/Et0bufX7Gw/fs=e https://fb.watch/Et0bufX7Gw/fs=e"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2008592968421462248)  2026-01-06T17:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"We decided to risk the football wanted to bring Mama over to my side anyway so not sitting on her own listening to this.we are on a heady mix of sedatives a calming blend in the diffuser and gin 😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2009357371219546244)  2026-01-08T20:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"All that fence painting I did in the summer Im still having physio on my wrist from itvirtually the whole thing has come down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2009373864749359352)  2026-01-08T21:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"So Mama keeps wanting to come & help me outside which I am sure you can imagine I am non to keen on. So I asked her to make me a coffee.couldnt remember how to make coffee. Never mind asked her to nip across the road & get me some lunch nothing like what I requested bought herself an ice cream & then left it on my kitchen counter in the sun 🤦♀ bought me my requested yoghurt & then ate it then informed me it was the last one.on the positive side just before i took my lunch break I salvaged a very smiley scarecrow from the wreckage of the greenhouse.he was wedged under several unbroken panes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2009603758137712879)  2026-01-09T12:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@London_W4 Weve done that many times here in Guernsey and it works very well. Always lovely to put faces to the profile. Good luck I hope you get lots of taker and it goes well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jojomay1/status/2009903278449103100)  2026-01-10T08:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

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