# ![@jarvis_best Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1025255154549850113.png) @jarvis_best Jarvis

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
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**Social topic influence**
[twitter](/topic/twitter), [canada](/topic/canada) #773, [money](/topic/money), [nfl](/topic/nfl), [elon musk](/topic/elon-musk), [kamala harris](/topic/kamala-harris), [dems](/topic/dems), [donald trump](/topic/donald-trump), [sydney](/topic/sydney), [super bowl](/topic/super-bowl)

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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**Top assets mentioned**
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Going viral on far right twitter: Supposedly a man breaks into a home assaults the mom and a [--] year old kid. The kid grabs a kitchen knife and stabs him once. He dies. A judge then sentences the kid to [---] years in prison. I've looked into it. Here's what actually happened:🧵"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1585303467567894533)  2022-10-26T16:12Z 48.2K followers, 19.1K engagements


"PAUS PELOSI IS NOT GAY HIS WIFE HAS HUGE TITS EVERYBODY JUST TAKE A BREATH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1586391129175433216)  2022-10-29T16:14Z 48.2K followers, [---] engagements


"The Edmonton Oilers are in town tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1645775324330983425)  2023-04-11T13:06Z 48.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Mr. Show finds a solution to the Seattle Kraken problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1651009872572604418)  2023-04-25T23:46Z 47.7K followers, [----] engagements


"WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE [----] DRAGGING OF CARL AKA "HISTORY BOOMER" *Two people clap. One lady coughs.* *Someone leaves.* I know right Not a lot of content here And by "here" I mean Carl's inner thought life. But enough about him let's talk about me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1661049990888964099)  2023-05-23T16:42Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements


"The brakes go out on my convertible and then the back window in my Sex Van just explodes for no reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1661725756597362689)  2023-06-29T22:25Z 19.9K followers, 10.2K engagements


"Posting a 47-tweet meltdown of a thread about how Comrade Snake has entertained problematic interpretations of Gibbons Decline and Fall but explaining that I cant fully denounce him until I have a more fulsome conferral with those people groups most hurt by his actions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1661799794845646861)  2023-05-25T18:22Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"I AM GOING TO SCREAM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1661826019039248385)  2023-05-25T20:06Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Biden is senile Trump is crazy RFK is scientifically illiterate Ron is a nerd and none of the other GOP candidates have a chance. The choice is clear:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1665843931148595200)  2023-06-05T22:11Z 43.3K followers, 10.8K engagements


"Ive watched this at least weekly since it happened last October hahahahahahaha crook had a gas can in his backpack hahahahahahahaha"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1673437448351920129)  2023-06-28T15:51Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"My cheap earphones died. Which one of these do I want Lots of time at gym and lots of phone calls. Also why is there a $100 price difference between the two [--] Gens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1673867418593288192)  2023-06-28T01:43Z 19.9K followers, 15.4K engagements


"@DylanoA4 Hahahahahaha"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674054593515491328)  2023-06-28T13:58Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Creatine and powerlifting cures every physical and mental condition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674084851107135490)  2023-06-28T16:04Z 16.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@ZODIAC_MF She could have just said "woman.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674101217948225537)  2023-06-28T17:03Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"This should have gone to the guy who is pretending to be Damar Hamlin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1674103423871119361)  2023-06-28T17:22Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"Three things I hit you you hit the pavement I fuck your mom again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674112235663421440)  2023-06-28T18:38Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@ZODIAC_MF What's even the point of being gay if you can't get attention for it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674113914177724417)  2023-06-28T19:54Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements


"How can you not love this man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674116720917901312)  2023-06-28T18:17Z 16.6K followers, [----] engagements


"It would be funny if we changed his wiki to say he was trans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674117617794301952)  2023-06-28T18:17Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@damintoell @NuttingAndrew Kings and heroes both of them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674119045678006272)  2023-06-28T18:17Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements


"I mean Jesus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674121619575566336)  2023-06-28T18:24Z 48.2K followers, [----] engagements


"For serious though any of my fellow fatasses who snore: Suffer no more. Get yourself a CPAP. I love mine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674151005968277518)  2023-06-28T20:33Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@damintoell @MaxNordau Write us Max"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674183011481337857)  2023-06-28T22:28Z 48.2K followers, [---] engagements


"I am Max Nordeau. I am also Damin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674184791342874624)  2023-06-28T22:35Z 48.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Maybe call it The Chaya Effect. Pride events will come to be defined by short video clips of whatever is most objectionable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674186910489776128)  2023-06-28T22:49Z 19.9K followers, 10.4K engagements


"Hes Ron Filipowski but hes right. Junes from henceforth will be known as Find And Video The Biggest Weirdos Month"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674187895316557827)  2023-06-28T22:49Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Put Jarvis in charge of Pride"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674189334101245953)  2023-06-28T23:09Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Oh wait that's for February. Why does no one do GAY photoshops of Ol' Jarvis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674190064778371072)  2023-06-28T23:09Z 16.3K followers, [----] engagements


"As a side note hilarious that Ron objects to naked men in public *solely* on realpolitik grounds while Sulu goes for the eh everyone hates us anyway might as well let our freak flag fly argument. Supremely messed up all around imo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674191493123411969)  2023-06-28T23:09Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@misterj880 It just doesnt work for me. I dunno. I assume Im doing something wrong. Tried it for squats and it just made my back hurt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674420524125138944)  2023-06-29T14:28Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Opinion by Roberts so without even reading it I know theres going to be a footnote that starts with Wellllllllll but maybe with a caveat big enough to undo the entire holding. A gold star to whoever finds it first"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674421398784348164)  2023-06-29T19:26Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Lots of people assuming that this decision will impact white people one way or the other but theres very little reason to think so. AAs primary impact at elite colleges was to cap the number of Asians. Whites BARELY impacted by AA. Look at the Harvard data in particular"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674427866724065280)  2023-06-29T14:49Z 20K followers, 15.3K engagements


"Tom Cruise is the greatest man alive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674439854531444736)  2023-06-29T15:46Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@JohnFugelsang what"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674457472424349696)  2023-06-29T20:31Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Hahahahahahahaha fuck yeah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674457764322746368)  2023-06-29T16:40Z 16.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@Atlantaholic_ No No"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674466294698217472)  2023-06-29T17:14Z 20K followers, [--] engagements


"At the gym training my biceps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674517527890919424)  2023-06-29T20:44Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@storeswe3per @Neil2Real @mama4mito @BowTiedOx @RocknTroll20 @0x49fa98 @AJA_Cortes Same. Well [---]. Cutting now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674519330677989384)  2023-06-29T21:21Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@VassilyVibrant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674520637790978055)  2023-06-29T20:50Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@EsotericCD Oh god I didnt even think of the impact on NPR. My god"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674533206765502464)  2023-06-29T22:58Z 18.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@MiriVinni personally I dont run. Its hard on your joints and I already have extremely fucked up feet from a birth defect. Id rather be strong and work on conditioning via stuff thats easier on my legs because it has little impact like bike or elliptical. But if you like running run"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674534912131756035)  2023-06-29T21:46Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@spectervoltaire Lol sorry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674551953081212929)  2023-06-29T22:58Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@J_S_Millenial Never gonna happen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674552054730113024)  2023-06-29T22:58Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@spectervoltaire I thought I was following you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674552227539689474)  2023-06-29T22:58Z 20K followers, [--] engagements


"Erica Marsh rules"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674564967255916544)  2023-06-29T23:46Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@ProfPupper243 5'11 & 17/18""  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674569235513901056)  2023-06-30T00:03Z 16.1K followers, [--] engagements


"@txiokatu I'm thinking about getting a tank top so you can see more of my guns but not my fat tits"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674589330193649664)  2023-06-30T01:23Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Perry and I run the Erica Marsh account"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674590489654460416)  2023-06-30T01:27Z 17.9K followers, [---] engagements


"@sisterinferior nice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1674590562845093890)  2023-06-30T01:27Z 16K followers, [--] engagements


"DUMBASS DOG UPDATE: Golden wanted to ride on my kayak because she was jealous of the lab then when she got on she got scared and tried to jump off thereby tipping me and the lab into the lake in my last set of clean clothes. My sister got it all on camera"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1677445947553619968)  2023-07-07T23:12Z 19.9K followers, 20.9K engagements


"Golden now in the lake swallows all the lake water. She pukes for two days straight so I take her to the vet. Vet runs tests only to tell me that she's fine and she just had a little upset tummy because she's a PRINCESS and a VERY BAD DOG and by the way give me $1500"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1677446599063273473)  2023-07-07T23:12Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@TDurden038 Shes answered that question. Many times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1677507767899402241)  2023-07-08T03:43Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Fat man works off the vacation food"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1677746856045219840)  2023-07-08T18:29Z 48.1K followers, [----] engagements


"390x3. Goal is 405x5 in the next few months keeping in mind my weight loss goal. Single rep max is 430"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1677748041523298305)  2023-07-08T18:52Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"@AmericanGwyn Keep going king"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1677751130309431297)  2023-07-08T18:51Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@FREE_REMARKS @ComradeSnake So basically what youre saying is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678146705005633536)  2023-07-09T21:07Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"I was going to criticize Biden for ignoring his young helpless offspring but people in glass houses etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678148002916212736)  2023-07-09T21:07Z 16.6K followers, [----] engagements


"The more weight I lose the less clothes I will wear in these videos. It is decided"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678160511504990213)  2023-07-09T21:57Z 19.9K followers, 14.4K engagements


"@NotABBWLover Youre a beast king"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678172121711747074)  2023-07-09T22:47Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Good morning. Remember to put your health first"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678399129540501508)  2023-07-10T16:23Z 20K followers, [----] engagements


"@redsteeze It was awesome when this law passed and all the Florida dems staggered around the capitol screaming gay like they had Tourette's"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678440049489367040)  2023-07-10T16:35Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@redsteeze She looks amazing in white"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678440969065365504)  2023-07-10T16:35Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@redsteeze That little head tilt. God"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678441035381497856)  2023-07-10T16:35Z 20K followers, [---] engagements


"You gotta track your macros guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678502056045297665)  2023-07-10T20:30Z 49.4K followers, [----] engagements


"This is why I adopted black kids. Now whenever I do anything racist I can just be all like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678525486593613825)  2023-07-11T00:38Z 17K followers, [----] engagements


"@Bornakang That chick has a huge ass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678570875359236096)  2023-07-11T01:52Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements


"@archimedeswatts [---] left not total"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678582398349639680)  2023-07-11T01:52Z 20K followers, [--] engagements


"Rebekah Jones is so cute you guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678582593384755200)  2023-07-11T01:50Z 48K followers, [----] engagements


"@gbtiepolo1 Oh yeah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678583273084289024)  2023-07-11T01:59Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Did you see her putting on makeup in the trailer for that movie Jesus. I want her to bite my fingers off. All of em"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678584640435798016)  2023-07-11T01:59Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@redsteeze I so badly want this to happen. I love him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678755503533613056)  2023-07-11T13:17Z 48.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Timeless thread of Zodiac describing how he would own the great horror villains. The only one I think hes wrong about is Jigsaw and thats because the trap for Zodiac would involve him being forced to watch an episode of Friends or something and Zodiac would choose death"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678758471930630144)  2023-07-11T13:50Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Inbox. Its true plus I lost another pound. I am all that is man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678760468566151168)  2023-07-11T13:50Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"54% off the greatest novel ever written Deal of the day for Prime Members: Stella Maris"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678766813008781313)  2023-07-11T14:44Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"How my evaluation of Cormac McCarthy novels changed based on my second reading of them. Passenger/Stella Blood Meridian ➡ Suttree Pretty Horses ➡ Crossing Cities Will update when I finish the reread of his others"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678769203762061315)  2023-07-11T14:44Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Twitter Incentives Update"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678772550942482435)  2023-07-11T14:44Z 16.7K followers, [----] engagements


"She did have a huge ass though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678773324212740096)  2023-07-11T14:44Z 16.8K followers, [---] engagements


"One of the greatest poems ever written"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678774075894951936)  2023-07-11T14:31Z 47.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@AmisWarren37624 Crossing is a mess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678774234754211841)  2023-07-11T14:44Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@landysknee Incredible. Shakespearean"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678775709119176709)  2023-07-11T14:44Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@AmisWarren37624 The worst McCarthy is still better than 99% of the novels out there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678776182010171396)  2023-07-11T14:44Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@AmisWarren37624 Very good sentences"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678776603294461952)  2023-07-11T14:44Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Powerlifting and creatine cures every physical and mental illness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678803610677960704)  2023-07-11T16:33Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"it's great but you have to pace yourself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678926336046379008)  2023-07-12T03:44Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Calm down asshole your pinned tweet is a link to your video game podcast with [--] likes so youre not allowed to lecture me on banality"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1678979811413463041)  2023-07-12T04:10Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Hahahahahahaha this harpy berating staffers for allowing Joe Biden to stumble around like a drunk toddler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1679143491635666944)  2023-07-21T00:32Z 19.9K followers, 20.3K engagements


"I just watched Creed for the first time and I really enjoyed it but there were some scenes where I swear to God Stallone was not speaking any language hitherto known to man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1679170123461017606)  2023-07-12T16:51Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I can think of at least four other places Id defect to instead of North Korea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1681323303087271940)  2023-07-18T20:19Z 19.9K followers, 21.7K engagements


"Was trying to do a soviet flag but with bananas and it looks like shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1681763437993660416)  2023-07-21T00:31Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I dont really care about surrogacy one way or the other but Richard got owned lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1681840296546680833)  2023-07-21T00:32Z 19.9K followers, 27.6K engagements


"The leaders of the revolution are the first to betray it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1682028066376404993)  2023-07-21T00:31Z 19.9K followers, 23.4K engagements


"Revisiting the entire Rocky franchise in order and I know I'm not the first one to point this out but the transformation of Paulie from Rocky III to Rocky IV is absolutely jarring and terrible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1682081238209957889)  2023-07-20T17:33Z 47.7K followers, [----] engagements


"By Rocky IV out of nowhere he's barely drinking anymore. He abuses no one. He's annoyed at the Russians but that hardly counts as racist. It's implied that he's fucking a robot. The most notable thing he does in the movie is fall in the snow and he can't get up. Humiliating"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1682082278200188928)  2023-07-20T17:37Z 43.3K followers, [----] engagements


"NYP was tired of all of us photoshopping Siraj into embarrassing articles and stealing their engagement so they're just going to do it themselves now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1682161505654161408)  2023-07-21T00:32Z 20K followers, 22.2K engagements


"lol holy shit what was I on that night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1682465257464426497)  2023-07-21T21:57Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I dont have anything to say I just liked the comparison of this sad harpy whining that the feminist movie wasnt feminist enough and the man just loving a bigass explosion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1682568719485243392)  2023-07-22T05:02Z 17.9K followers, 17.5K engagements


"Revisiting the troubling story of Zacchaeus with its disturbing implication that short men are capable of being saved"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1682752700440805377)  2023-07-22T17:28Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I dont read a lot of nonfiction but I was finishing up this fascinating book analyzing biblical poetry on a gorgeous morning with my coffee and then these two squirrels came out of nowhere and started fucking each other up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1682808151840571393)  2023-07-22T22:10Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Guy buys Twitter and turns into a full-time panhandler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1682821801032687616)  2023-07-22T22:10Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Four guys who are lame but accurate and one guy who doesnt get it at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1682840977877213184)  2023-07-22T19:52Z 47.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Who is Gavin Wax and why is he posting a bunch of pictures of hot men"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683235741026103297)  2023-07-25T21:28Z 16.9K followers, [----] engagements


"My woman accountant submitted my tax returns and the government says her math overstated my refund by $7 Jesus Christing thousand dollars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683297456514297857)  2023-07-25T15:39Z 19.9K followers, 19.8K engagements


"I still have the regular Twitter logo:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683497579114381312)  2023-07-25T16:24Z 19.9K followers, 297.9K engagements


"48 bookmarks. You people are sick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683644277530984448)  2023-07-25T16:24Z 16.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Wordle [---] 6/6 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683830687550545922)  2023-07-25T13:24Z 49K followers, [----] engagements


"I always have a hard time taking seriously any argument that states: heres why you would actually BENEFIT by giving up and letting me win. I see this argument all the time made by people who think they are clever but it doesnt work very often"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683848762668744708)  2023-07-25T15:39Z 19.9K followers, 15.7K engagements


"Russell Moore (like his pal David French) doesnt want to just come out and say hey Ive changed my mind Im a liberal Democrat and I want liberals to win now. So what they try to do instead is kindly ask their former allies to please stop fighting and let their new team win"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683849445245620225)  2023-07-25T15:39Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Years ago I criticized a Talia Lavin article on a similar basis. Talia is an anti-Israel Jew who was annoyed that pro-Israel Jews had allies in conservative Christians. So she wrote an article with the goal of getting her enemys friends to be quiet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683850339081129984)  2023-07-25T15:39Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"The thesis of Moores book isnt Trump was crazy so I became a lib. That wouldnt be interesting. So he has to argue instead Hey fellow conservatives heres why it would be SNEAKILY STRATEGIC to let the left win on everything 😏. Its dishonest but it gets you good press"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683851357802078208)  2023-07-25T15:39Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I really like direct communication. Heres why I want *my* side to win is an honest form of argument. Heres why *you* would benefit by giving up is rarely accurate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683852086226853888)  2023-07-25T16:24Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Moores thesis in the article is basically libs dont like the church and thats why the church is shrinking. So lets be libs and we will grow again. Problem with this argument is evidence. Theres plenty of liberal churches out there and they are not doing well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683853043488673792)  2023-07-25T16:24Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Ill end up reading the book anyway and discovering additional nuance not present in the article but I doubt it will be persuasive. The Im the only *good* conservative group is crowded and their message is old and it will win you spots on MSNBC but not ideological converts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683853873688231936)  2023-07-25T16:24Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Alright back to drugs and pornography"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683856736250396673)  2023-07-25T16:24Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@_eat_pray_lift_ Im here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683861383593463808)  2023-07-25T15:26Z 47.8K followers, [---] engagements


"@endofanerajc What a beautiful dress"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683861434327859202)  2023-07-25T16:24Z 16.8K followers, [---] engagements


"@Spratlinger Critique here is on form of argument not substance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683864821387730949)  2023-07-25T16:24Z 16K followers, [---] engagements


"@Spratlinger Thats what he said though and what he has consistently said for a while"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683868771360931840)  2023-07-25T16:24Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements


"@Spratlinger Yes I agree. Hes very very very very passionate about the right (but not the left) throwing in the towel on the culture wars. One might even say it matters to him more than anything else"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683869408295366661)  2023-07-25T16:03Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@Spratlinger If this was the case he would also be hysterically yelling at liberal churches to give up politics too right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683870614686248964)  2023-07-25T16:24Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements


"@Spratlinger Maybe. Or maybe he just wants one side to give up. I like my interpretation because its more consistent with everything hes done or said for years. But who knows maybe he has a secret critique of the liberal churches hes just itching to write a book about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683872189852909573)  2023-07-25T16:24Z 16K followers, [---] engagements


"@Hellachans Fair enough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683873237300551685)  2023-07-25T16:24Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"I want Rebekah Jones to hit me with a car"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683889643031515137)  2023-07-25T17:36Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"A rare slip-up by the NYP account. They picked an unflattering picture of this chick plus you can't even see her chest. Awful tweet and unworthy of the Post"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683930879482294274)  2023-07-25T21:01Z 16.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Luckily the pros at the Post fixed it within an hour. The new pic has a bewildered Drake looking right at this chick's rack. Great save by the Post"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1683931308328898560)  2023-07-25T21:01Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Ideal male body composition for strength and grace. Absolute unit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1684001449116856321)  2023-07-26T15:42Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"The letter and affidavit from Hunters lawyers are very believable. Miscommunications between paralegals and clerks happen all the time. The concern was about redacting irrelevant personal information from the amicus submission which is a common occurrence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1684030029402091520)  2023-07-26T15:42Z 19.9K followers, 19.1K engagements


"The wicked witch is Trump"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1684213637328535558)  2023-07-26T15:43Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements


"If theres one guy in the world I trust to unite the country behind the forces of moderate centrist realism its for sure a coked out pervert constantly teetering on the edge of a mental health crisis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1684225285158477826)  2023-07-26T15:43Z 16K followers, [----] engagements


"@cjmcgowne @beyondreasdoubt And she has the advantage of knowing criminal law as well so Im glad she reads it the same way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1684225526985293824)  2023-07-26T15:43Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Every single minute without a special prosecutor on the Hunter case given proof of DOJ favors for Biden is an absolute scandal and joke and proves that all the NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW stuff is and was and will continue to be bullshit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1684237208243548160)  2023-07-26T16:38Z 16.8K followers, 57.6K engagements


"Im a border collie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1685408442763325440)  2023-07-29T22:17Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Stock photos of chinese men smoking look so fricken badass. I wish I was a stock photo of a chinese man smoking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1685785362353012736)  2023-07-30T22:58Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Jarvis visits the heartland"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1686087453763846145)  2023-07-31T18:52Z 47.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I will *never* acknowledge my offspring I don't care what the fucking focus groups say"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1686143536490541058)  2023-07-31T22:35Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Oh did they indict that rascal again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1686496700028837888)  2023-08-01T23:05Z 16.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Jan [--] was funny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1686496884590837760)  2023-08-01T22:04Z 16.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Thrilled and honored to induct Danda The Assbeater into the righteous Vigilante Ring of Fame"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1686743548144603136)  2023-08-02T14:19Z 41.1K followers, 32.6K engagements


"New rule where its a crime if politicians lie and get folks worked up is going to own"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1686782790350651396)  2023-08-02T17:05Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Powerful brave words from David Brooks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1687132658269347840)  2023-08-03T16:05Z 19.9K followers, 24.4K engagements


"Compromise position: California can continue to permit shoplifting but stores are allowed to have their own Danda The Assbeater to dispense justice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1687154980287819777)  2023-08-03T17:34Z 19.9K followers, 309.5K engagements


"Is simple. Do not burgle the 7/11. Those who burgle the 7/11 get the Stick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1687198688572231681)  2023-08-04T17:01Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I am become Danda the Beater of Ass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1687202728093831169)  2023-08-04T04:23Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Danda The Assbeater Ahmed The Asseater"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1687211311242063872)  2023-08-04T03:39Z 16.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Such spectacles will not be permitted under Dandaism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1687247007973605382)  2023-08-04T21:12Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Attacking your Friday to-do list like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1687443121628647424)  2023-08-04T13:36Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Life without Danda is ineffective and impotent. This is no way to live"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1687460327716503552)  2023-08-04T19:52Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"May the Assbeating be with you. Your most controversial Star Wars opinion GO. Your most controversial Star Wars opinion GO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1687548707720609792)  2023-08-04T19:38Z 48K followers, [----] engagements


"Vivek needs a rebrand. Ive got an idea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1687590737968615424)  2023-08-05T04:01Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Honor The Danda. Respect The Danda. Become One With The Danda. [---] Upside Down Dandalift"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1687596282733543425)  2023-08-04T23:22Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"TRUE UPDATE ON TODAY JESUS CHRIST COME NOW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1687942555307245568)  2023-08-05T23:37Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Jarvis The Assbeater Supports His Brother Danda (last name also The Assbeater)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1688290894108385280)  2023-08-06T20:48Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"We have nothing to fear but an Assbeating"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1688602282789830656)  2023-08-07T17:25Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"WE SHOULD BE GIVING DANDA A GODDAM MEDAL: MY COLUMN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1688631999517569027)  2023-08-07T19:23Z 19.9K followers, 28.3K engagements


"Anti-smoking activist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1688633339278917632)  2023-08-07T19:28Z 46.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Local newspaper The Modesto Bee has issued an editorial statement calling for the prosecution of a 7-11 clerk for protecting his property from a thief. Fuck The Modesto Bee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1688648679627042819)  2023-08-07T20:29Z 16.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Well I guess that explains why I kept having sex with Wayne Brady"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1688713567590350848)  2023-08-08T00:47Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"One last time for the night crowd my MAD ONLINE post about the cops going after Danda The Beater Of Ass and the journos who blow them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1688740982756704256)  2023-08-08T02:36Z 16.1K followers, [----] engagements


"This is a beautiful thing I experienced as well. I worked in this inner city cafeteria staffed entirely by black people and exactly ONE fresh off the boat old Chinese man. The Chinese guy was given a permanent n-word pass and had the dirtiest mouth of anyone I ever met"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1688762497782988800)  2023-08-08T04:02Z 16.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Hear me out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1688945157536710657)  2023-08-08T16:07Z 19.9K followers, 73.5K engagements


"WE DID THIS WITH OUR TWEETS. DANDA VINDICATED"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689051000425127938)  2023-08-08T23:08Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@beyondreasdoubt Oh I posted about it Danda is spreading"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689058829412241408)  2023-08-08T23:39Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements


"I have this unsupported opinion in something I call Failure Mode. Failure Mode is when you're at the extreme end of the Fuck It All spectrum and you don't care anymore. How Failure Mode manifests in people is dependent on your time and place and culture"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689305794884636672)  2023-08-09T16:01Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"oh boy here we go I assume this is fake. But also four year-olds shouldn't be lifting weights. I assume this is fake. But also four year-olds shouldn't be lifting weights"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689326542189727744)  2023-08-09T17:23Z 49.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Could have gone worse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689343601665519617)  2023-08-09T18:31Z 19.9K followers, 21.8K engagements


"Toddler turned on the hose full blast and brought it inside and flooded the kitchen and basement. Insurance company came out and put these moisture sucking machines on my hardwood floor. Sounds like there is a fucking rocket taking off in my kitchen. [--] more days of this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689353329720360960)  2023-08-09T19:09Z 19.9K followers, 16.5K engagements


"Prosecutors HATE this one trick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689354614293016579)  2023-08-09T19:15Z 19.9K followers, 23.3K engagements


"Were with you Mr. Juice The math just does not add up. https://t.co/7sCKLEdzyq The math just does not add up. https://t.co/7sCKLEdzyq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689438366020878336)  2023-08-10T00:47Z 48.5K followers, [----] engagements


"We bullied California into letting Danda off the hook"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689633305225035776)  2023-08-10T13:42Z 16.7K followers, 20.3K engagements


"Philly B is living proof that if Laura Loomer was a lib she would have regular cable news spots and a fellowship at Harvard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689639776906039298)  2023-08-10T14:08Z 19.9K followers, 11.7K engagements


"@ProfMSinha @JamesComer So true. So wise and so true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689641421723361280)  2023-08-10T14:14Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I'd pay her $700 to send me into anaphylactic shock. Riley Keough shut down film set after eating peanuts and almost kissing Andrew Garfield https://t.co/5DVmwPKPg0 https://t.co/7S4LGkaoao Riley Keough shut down film set after eating peanuts and almost kissing Andrew Garfield https://t.co/5DVmwPKPg0 https://t.co/7S4LGkaoao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689673266590543873)  2023-08-10T16:21Z 47.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm huge on the tiktok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689696474567995392)  2023-08-10T17:53Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"(Bruised bleeding trembling man in a suit approaches the podium. A man in a turban holding a stick stands behind him.) "We have decided to not investigate the 7-11 guys. Whoever they are." looks back at the man in the turban man in the turban nods "That is all.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689703686157824000)  2023-08-10T18:22Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Such atrocities will not occur under Communism. Supermarket evacuated over fears of spider causing permanent ERECTIONS https://t.co/DqE4JtZqsd https://t.co/341mzSrGod Supermarket evacuated over fears of spider causing permanent ERECTIONS https://t.co/DqE4JtZqsd https://t.co/341mzSrGod"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689727469497237505)  2023-08-10T19:56Z 49K followers, [----] engagements


"Lots of folks seem to regard this as an UNTHINKABLE option. I always found it curious. Did you know that if you have an extra room in your house you can let a hobo stay there for free Like there's no law against it or anything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689732100214411264)  2023-08-10T20:15Z 15.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I like how Lady Gaga's dad is a dad. Like he's wearing dad clothes and doing the Dad Pose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689735818171277312)  2023-08-10T20:29Z 17K followers, [----] engagements


"Everybody's doing The Ron"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689769693215969281)  2023-08-10T22:44Z 16.1K followers, [----] engagements


"1. Large donors are good. Small donors are bad. [--]. Small donors arent bad. Its just that they donate to people I dont like. [--]. Now that you mention it large donors are bad too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1689832829566525440)  2023-08-11T02:55Z 48.1K followers, 57.6K engagements


"@nypost That chick has huge tits"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690035157619929088)  2023-08-11T16:19Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Why not just appoint Joe himself hahahaha"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690037012378882048)  2023-08-11T16:26Z 48.1K followers, [----] engagements


"We are thrilled to appoint as special counsel the compromised and incompetent man who fucked the whole thing up in the first place"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690037362762625024)  2023-08-11T16:28Z 16.9K followers, 16K engagements


"Jesus tap dancing Christ the balls of these people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690037988548562944)  2023-08-11T16:30Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Both questions are significant. [--]. For years Garland insisted that no special counsel was needed because Weiss had unlimited authority. That was a lie obviously but he said it. So why appoint him now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690046732267032576)  2023-08-11T17:05Z 19.9K followers, 43.1K engagements


"Second question: how could anyone possibly have faith in Weiss after the whistleblower testimony and bullshit coverup plea deal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690047018310213644)  2023-08-11T17:06Z 48.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Great list. My take: The Brothers Karamazov For Whom The Bell Tolls My Struggle (Knausgaard not Hitler) Huckleberry Finn The Passenger/Stella Maris The Great Gatsby Watchmen Bonfire of the Vanities Something Wicked This Way Comes The Moon is a Harsh Mistress [--] Novels Guys Need to Read Before Death: [--]. Moby-Dick Melville [--]. Absalom Absalom Faulkner [--]. Ulysses Joyce [--]. Lolita Nabokov [--]. Blood Meridian McCarthy [--]. The Son Meyer [--]. Molloy Beckett [--]. The Good Soldier Ford [--]. Gilead Robinson [--]. The English Patient Ondaatje [--] Novels Guys Need to Read Before Death: [--]. Moby-Dick Melville [--]. Absalom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690110204854304768)  2023-08-11T21:17Z 48.2K followers, 22.8K engagements


"Themes: Coming of age life purpose principle standing strong mortality"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690110470253084673)  2023-08-11T21:18Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Remember when the journos were churning out the "Hey you know who is AWESOME This fellow Sam Bankman-Fried" after he was arrested as if every blowjob of an article they published got them another entry into a sweepstakes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690113657274077184)  2023-08-11T21:31Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"That was odd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690113687682781185)  2023-08-11T21:31Z 48.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@nypost you look like a homosexual with stage [--] cancer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690113965978963968)  2023-08-11T21:32Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Footballs back boys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690197582914711553)  2023-08-12T03:04Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Thrilled to announce that I once again ratioed the lamestream media"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690200528750518272)  2023-08-12T03:16Z 48.2K followers, [----] engagements


"My favorite part is where he is mean to fat people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690359809722458113)  2023-08-12T13:49Z 15.9K followers, 24.3K engagements


"Why does the guvmint ignore our plight I got turned down from Harvard because Im white"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690730018438262786)  2023-08-13T14:20Z 47.7K followers, 21.7K engagements


"I work all day and come home to a shack I cant believe they turned That little mermaid black"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1690731158735294464)  2023-08-13T14:24Z 47.8K followers, 329.3K engagements

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