# ![@janhopi Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::3246869357.png) @janhopi Jan

Jan posts on X about this is, bit, if you, in the the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  2.92% [finance](/list/finance)  2.92% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  2.19% [countries](/list/countries)  2.19% [premier league](/list/premier-league)  1.46% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  1.46% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  0.73% [musicians](/list/musicians)  0.73% [stocks](/list/stocks)  0.73%

**Social topic influence**
[this is](/topic/this-is) 5.11%, [bit](/topic/bit) 4.38%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 4.38%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 3.65%, [the world](/topic/the-world) 2.19%, [money](/topic/money) 2.19%, [idea](/topic/idea) #1661, [just a](/topic/just-a) 2.19%, [at least](/topic/at-least) 1.46%, [major](/topic/major) 1.46%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"fascinated by the fact that TERRORIST DICTATORSHIP seem to be playing a more modern 4-3-3 formation Being liberal & anti-Israel is an old paradigm. The world has changed. Change too. https://t.co/VJ5IXcEegO Being liberal & anti-Israel is an old paradigm. The world has changed. Change too. https://t.co/VJ5IXcEegO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1724113488056865040)  2023-11-13T17:14Z [----] followers, 232.3K engagements


"@BeltransOldMole @jackbarsenal I think the idea is that Jesus is the "creator" in a sense obviously he's not a traditional creative midfielder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020168647168139264)  2026-02-07T16:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@BeltransOldMole outside the box is honourary set piece (I feel like it was the second phase after a corner anyway right)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020174530845741149)  2026-02-07T16:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"just seen the Romero red card and I do actually agree he got it because of his reputation. however that is completely correct because he always deliberately follows through on shots or clearances to hurt the opponent with plausible deniability. bang to rights"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020187348009677290)  2026-02-07T17:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SomethingRibald yeah. we've got a proper God Squad as well to be honest. would hate to know their views which only Guhi was stupid enough to air"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020320538128970038)  2026-02-08T02:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"my personal theory is that niche online memes about David Foster Wallace have had about the same impact on anglophone literacy levels as I have My personal conspiracy theory is that we destroyed literacy in order to eliminate a fabricated "lit bro" threat https://t.co/dtrua41BlE My personal conspiracy theory is that we destroyed literacy in order to eliminate a fabricated "lit bro" threat https://t.co/dtrua41BlE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020538379784364058)  2026-02-08T16:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I thought a bit hard and these were also great"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020642308132425951)  2026-02-08T23:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SomethingRibald aaahh couldn't remember if you were posting about it at the time (and didn't go and check tbf). he's still been their best player this season to be fair. I'd have him. we should put in a cheeky bid I'm sure he would rather play Champions League football"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020653404142579904)  2026-02-09T00:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@soupyferns People call it a series but there's basically no continuity. A minor character from a previous book usually gets promoted to protagonist. But yes pretty much. It's in Dublin and there's more murders"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020879389534163249)  2026-02-09T15:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"who's going to be the first brave soldier to say Wuthering Heights was actually good then someone should at least pretend to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021221124504203642)  2026-02-10T13:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Streeting is a quite unbelievable weasel but credit where it's due he's far more efficient at being a weasel than most of them. He's a A* weasel. You almost have to respect it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021225911111004490)  2026-02-10T14:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"they'll probably find another major pop star I imagine i genuinely have no idea how they're gonna follow up a four-year run of rihanna usher kendrick lamar and bad bunny for next year's halftime show. genuinely how do you go up from here i genuinely have no idea how they're gonna follow up a four-year run of rihanna usher kendrick lamar and bad bunny for next year's halftime show. genuinely how do you go up from here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021227599855231131)  2026-02-10T14:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"do you think the director was banging his head against a wall trying to get him give it a bit of vim and then stopped trying after a dozen takes or do you think that maybe the muted everyday way in which he says it is in fact why it's effective"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021678157389021663)  2026-02-11T20:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@AGenuineOutlaw @jackbarsenal yes it's certainly better than them battering them but I am still allowed to be annoyed at them getting points while not good because they might improve. hopefully not eh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021697714702946411)  2026-02-11T21:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"won't happen but sacking Mikel Arteta remains the only appropriate (in fact the bare minimum) appropriate response to this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021944919720632814)  2026-02-12T13:50Z [----] followers, 30.6K engagements


"@MaxRadwan I'm being realistic though he's the only one they *can* sack as the board won't sack themselves and both Vinai and Edu are gone as you say. someone's head needs to roll and he's the one left"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021963491515805864)  2026-02-12T15:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"the period where I was working part time in the library was probably the best balance I ever had it was a better shift pattern away from being perfect. and I could still afford my nice flat. and there were extra hours available if I wanted them. didn't know how good I had it. Being employed gives me too little free time but being unemployed gives me too much free time. Ideally there would be a 3rd option that gives me just the right amount of free time. Being employed gives me too little free time but being unemployed gives me too much free time. Ideally there would be a 3rd option that gives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021971070660882905)  2026-02-12T15:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I'm seriously losing track here white people now enjoy carbs too much when did that come in All the white ppl in the replies are like why would you need another carb Theres potato in this. Lmaaooo Anyways the answer is rice. All the white ppl in the replies are like why would you need another carb Theres potato in this. Lmaaooo Anyways the answer is rice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021974203134881879)  2026-02-12T15:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@joolsd probably at the same time as improvements in enterprise stuff though. it is interesting that OpenAI released that short story that Jeanette Winterson liked (it wasn't great obviously but the prose was manifestly better than most commercial models) and then.where did that go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021976961476886727)  2026-02-12T15:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@joolsd because GPT sure as shit isn't producing anything like that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021977026165715124)  2026-02-12T15:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@joolsd interesting that it seems specifically incompatible with writing anything interesting though. obviously they've inclined towards the use case with more money in it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021977928439910549)  2026-02-12T16:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@joolsd do you think I was always under the impression that polluting their own data like that would be strongly avoided. unless you just mean that it's inescapable/they aren't able to adequately differentiate when putting together the set"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021978778566897784)  2026-02-12T16:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"does anyone know what actually happened to the ChatGPT model which could allegedly write prose Because no model has actually been able to demonstrate it since. Seems very plausible that it was a hoax. https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/mar/12/jeanette-winterson-ai-alternative-intelligence-its-capacity-to-be-other-is-just-what-the-human-race-needs https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/mar/12/jeanette-winterson-ai-alternative-intelligence-its-capacity-to-be-other-is-just-what-the-human-race-needs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021979745668493693)  2026-02-12T16:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SomethingRibald oh it was mad all over the shop. 9-5 Saturday 2-10pm one day 12-7 another 5-10 another. [-----] hours total though I'd often top-up if it was a lazy day and somebody needed cover"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022000101007491525)  2026-02-12T17:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@AlbyEarley Well that's part of the issue isn't it maybe the people building infrastructure are losing out (though I highly doubt "we have too much data centre capacity" will be that much of a problem in and of itself) but investors are largely benefiting from the hype too it inflates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022002514162557346)  2026-02-12T17:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"is the placebo effect kind of a real like Roko's Basilisk does knowledge of the placebo effect make it less likely to work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022021575474815095)  2026-02-12T18:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@jackbarsenal Yeah set pieces and long shots breaking things open as usual. Both Leeds and Sunderland the same after mediocre performances. Then we get confidence and the opponent has to come out. I just can't believe it's sustainable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022049574484086963)  2026-02-12T20:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"It's funny they spent so much time gassing him up on the last Arsecast. He loves breakaway goals when we're already winning what's new. Still not good enough. Teams that win the league score that goal because they have killers that take that first time. Time and time again these guys have shown theyre not that Teams that win the league score that goal because they have killers that take that first time. Time and time again these guys have shown theyre not that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022067294311203102)  2026-02-12T21:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"We go around in circles though. All of these attackers score more goals in a team which knows how to attack. Same story for 3-4 years. This is the team we have. We'll either win an unwatchable league or lose one. Buckle up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022067918050398634)  2026-02-12T21:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Something quite freeing about knowing that were going to blow it again. Arteta is an evil man and he doesn't deserve anything. Inshallah Thomas Tuchel comes in for 25/26 and gives these players the pot they deserve"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022070067639595228)  2026-02-12T22:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@gluva1989 @jackbarsenal None of the elite attackers in the premier league have been the best in the world when they were bought. That's why I said talent ID"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022091490986754138)  2026-02-12T23:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@MaxRadwan He's simultaneously in bad form (like [--] months worth) and also our single point of failure. He can get back to his best or we can have some hard conversations. That's it really"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022092752948015350)  2026-02-12T23:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@billycarpy Right but across all comps is the tell really isn't it Is that a meaningful metric any more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022094930211115147)  2026-02-12T23:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@gluva1989 @jackbarsenal I just took it as implicit. Any elite player the Premier League has had since Arteta joined has played for someone else. Throw a dart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022096055370997828)  2026-02-12T23:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The funny thing about the "AGI in [--] years" thing that tech CEOs seem to be cohering around is that if you put it to the current models as a prompt they are all immensely skeptical and circle around calling them hucksters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022315448797216977)  2026-02-13T14:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I know it's not really a meaningful test but there is a pleasant irony in them saying "no we're not" so consistently"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022315451531801042)  2026-02-13T14:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@MaxRadwan and both Leeds and Sunderland were broken open by either set pieces or a long shot which is almost always the case when we score more than [--] or 2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022318798099886578)  2026-02-13T14:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jackbarsenal It's certainly *meant* to mean "real" Artificial Intelligence since AI has come to just mean LLMs. obviously what constitutes real intelligence is an open question but it's still an extraordinarily high bar which we manifestly won't reach in [--] years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022341735037251788)  2026-02-13T16:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@AlbyEarley oh sorry Bulgaria are Schengen now never mind. but you hear it a lot about Albania"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022718461441712238)  2026-02-14T17:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"the Claremont is a hell of a place quite how it's still serving is beyond me. a real "cash only" holdout but it's a massive old Edwardian thing that never has anyone in it. must be losing money hand over fist. Today I walked the [---] miles to work. From Withington through Moss Side & Hulme- the bit Sir 'Jim Rat' has never visited & never will. The Claremont pub is still serving and the area's alright if a little run down. The final shot is of 'Jim's World' of bribery & money. https://t.co/qQoEWmULMz Today I walked the [---] miles to work. From Withington through Moss Side & Hulme- the bit Sir"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022313481140113586)  2026-02-13T14:14Z [----] followers, 16.7K engagements


"@fesshole what actually happened is the cleaners found it a week later defrosted it and threw it in the bin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022321610087088518)  2026-02-13T14:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Hesfivefootfour @jackbarsenal @theiconic15 Odegaard might be a problem on the pitch atm but I don't think he's a problem as a second choice and I wouldn't be in a hurry to move him on for the various other things he brings to the team. Same with Kai tbh. Who's taking their wages anyway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022735940754760038)  2026-02-14T18:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I do think this stuff is almost completely ironic and a bunch of millennials acting like it's real are making themselves look foolish Clavicular caught a CATASTROPHIC cortisol spike in fear of becoming a BLOATCEL after his assistant forgot to remove the cheese off his cheeseburger 😭 https://t.co/aQ54CVkoeT Clavicular caught a CATASTROPHIC cortisol spike in fear of becoming a BLOATCEL after his assistant forgot to remove the cheese off his cheeseburger 😭 https://t.co/aQ54CVkoeT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021594191420112960)  2026-02-11T14:36Z [----] followers, 100.8K engagements


"This is by a distance the maddest thing I've ever had this many likes on: a mostly incorrect recollection of a sketch that was on TV around the time the towers fell. and they say this website is dying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022801496866185515)  2026-02-14T22:33Z [----] followers, 42.5K engagements


"I think Kim also changes quite quickly and I don't know if I feel it's completely justified"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023217409205645368)  2026-02-16T02:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I do think Bastani should take up arms and go and fight fascists somewhere very remote though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023384675784294573)  2026-02-16T13:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I wrote about my experience at San Fermn festival in Pamplona famous for the encierro - the running of the bulls. https://www.unlaced.uk/poetryandprose/sanfermin https://www.unlaced.uk/poetryandprose/sanfermin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1965657339081670771)  2025-09-10T06:03Z [----] followers, 21.3K engagements


"clay pigeon shooters fire [--] shots per round which is quite a lot really although it doesn't do them any good if they fall asleep (I wonder which discipline requires the least sleep) https://www.olympics.com/en/news/olympic-shooting-air-rifle-3-positions-rapid-fire-air-pistol-shotgun-trap-skeet https://www.olympics.com/en/news/olympic-shooting-air-rifle-3-positions-rapid-fire-air-pistol-shotgun-trap-skeet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023413984121254394)  2026-02-16T15:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I don't think the problem with Fennell's films is that they're too violent and pornographic. if anything it's the other way round - she's unable to commit to them except as petty provocations. Emerald Fennell films are perfect for the era of Trump and post-Musk social media because everyone knows all along that theyre bad but the alternatives are hard to access and eventually people just give in and listlessly accept the dumb porn plus violence as entertainment Emerald Fennell films are perfect for the era of Trump and post-Musk social media because everyone knows all along that theyre bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022304256380858776)  2026-02-13T13:38Z [----] followers, 72K engagements


"the only mogging I'm interested in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022390621185704420)  2026-02-13T19:21Z [----] followers, 76.3K engagements


"it's not a major objection but I am curious about why they are all British I feel like this one isn't on us Breaking News. https://t.co/2GPvljvQEH Breaking News. https://t.co/2GPvljvQEH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022884044703436808)  2026-02-15T04:01Z [----] followers, 12.5K engagements


"RT @ByYourLogic: This is my favorite boomer conservative delusion the idea that mobsters and bikers are steadfast allies in the fight agai"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023225776527573376)  2026-02-16T02:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I'm the Lord of the Rings Without naming the book tell me a line that readers of it will instantly recognize. Without naming the book tell me a line that readers of it will instantly recognize"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023382698333479380)  2026-02-16T13:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I was reading England Your England the other day by George Orwell in which he basically advances this view as well. He spends a chunk of it inveighing against "left wing intellectuals" who don't understand the animating force of patriotism. This comparison isn't a compliment. Whatever your views on this proposal the fact that public service is inherently regarded as a punishment - rather than born from loving ones country/town/city - by so many people gets to the heart of our problems as a country. Whatever your views on this proposal the fact that public service is inherently regarded as a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023384259617006019)  2026-02-16T13:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"my view on this is that jack-of-all-trades is king here. you want someone fast enough to outrun half the competitors strong enough to outfight the other half. pick your battles show killer instinct. I would say a battle-hardened South American footballer probably a centre-half"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023413395064848704)  2026-02-16T15:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"you have to assume that the guns enter the general pool once the shooters are taken out as well so you do have to reckon with other potential combinations. BMX bikers with shotguns etc. potent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023414389744009645)  2026-02-16T15:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"far be it from me to defend Emerald Fennell but I think the "chances" she has had have been because her films have been broadly successful profitable and critically regarded. She won an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay. She is also very crap though. genuinely pisses me off how many people will never get to live their creative dreams and bring true art into the world because they were born poor but fennell will get as many chances as she wants forever despite being a black hole of talent because she was born wealthy genuinely pisses me off how many people will never get to live their"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023415342987669736)  2026-02-16T15:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"my body has decided recently that I wake up at 6:30am regardless of when I go to bed. I don't mind becoming an early bird but it is a strange experience to feel like I've already been awake for several days and then look at the clock and it says 09:57"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023426645609365694)  2026-02-16T15:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Her problem isn't that she doesn't have talent it's that she has godawful taste and generally a marketer's eye for trend-chasing and social media. She's quite talented at the awful thing she does"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023427168693362995)  2026-02-16T16:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"'serving cunt' I think they prefer to be called a waiter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1658823838124191757)  2023-05-17T13:16Z [----] followers, 79.6K engagements


"getting involved in left wing electoral politics again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1948656187148230689)  2025-07-25T08:06Z [----] followers, 56.1K engagements


"I think in the grand history of insane celebrities this is just a mutation not a development. Obviously it's inhuman and he should be put down like a dog but I don't think it's fundamentally different to the aliens that celebrities have always been. this is so grim https://t.co/xYgsj36W4D this is so grim https://t.co/xYgsj36W4D"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022688604510892171)  2026-02-14T15:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"People have been saying "call me crazy but I'd like to see us try playing two creative players" basically since the day Arteta was hired. At this point it's a bit like still believing in Santa Claus. I still think Id like to see more of the Rice Odegaard Eze midfield three. Maybe Im just a hopeless sucker and its not an every game fit but I think there are plenty of chances where it makes sense plus we need to find Zubi some rest/rotation. I still think Id like to see more of the Rice Odegaard Eze midfield three. Maybe Im just a hopeless sucker and its not an every game fit but I think there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022688825198416002)  2026-02-14T15:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"this guy's just run off with my toilet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021682781470761146)  2026-02-11T20:28Z [----] followers, 346.6K engagements


"Joe Pasquale Questions Cosmological Argument For Existence of God"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022652972358897736)  2026-02-14T12:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@bat020 Brewdog on tap just seems to be more expensive than smaller craft breweries for some reason. Or at least at a similar price point. And the beers aren't as good. It's like they went mass market and instead of benefiting from economies of scale they said fuck it we're still dear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022661369024385244)  2026-02-14T13:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"There's an old Big Train sketch about a man who just has enough in the middle of a boring meeting. Gets up and walks out without a word. Leaves the building keeps walking. City becomes suburb becomes countryside and he keeps walking. Finally he reaches a halt in the middle of a Pitch for _Lord of the Files_ in which a group of office workers are stranded on a desert island and revert to bureaucracy. Pitch for _Lord of the Files_ in which a group of office workers are stranded on a desert island and revert to bureaucracy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022666468329214180)  2026-02-14T13:37Z [----] followers, 812.5K engagements


"these fucking people man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022682799241843156)  2026-02-14T14:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@mulletrider I think it's just any finish he acts on instinct. some strikers are good on instinct but I actually think he's the opposite. when he has time to clear his head he's great - remember those two finishes in the same Crystal Palace game - but when he's operating at his usual 100mph"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022688212737757241)  2026-02-14T15:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Pep is just the Catalan version of "Joe". I think he would lose some of his mystique if he was called Joe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022700173814579603)  2026-02-14T15:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@AlbyEarley people are often going on about places which are outside of but nearby to Schengen so you get easy hops into Europe but no nasty VISA requirements. and also if you have some sort of residency permit when they enter Schengen you might be able to transition with them I guess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022718276531355866)  2026-02-14T17:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I like the very sweaty extremely wired-looking guy following along. not sure what his purpose is. I suppose he's getting friendly-mogged. maybe that's why he's looking so ghastly. he's taking megawatt mogparticles all day. he's like a radiographer without the lead apron. After a PEACE TREATY was REJECTED by the ASU FRAT LEADER a visibly IRRITATED Androgenic initiated a MOG WAR 🫢 https://t.co/AbEsyxSijL After a PEACE TREATY was REJECTED by the ASU FRAT LEADER a visibly IRRITATED Androgenic initiated a MOG WAR 🫢 https://t.co/AbEsyxSijL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022788295432794115)  2026-02-14T21:41Z [----] followers, 320.3K engagements


"@0x04637 I see thankyou. and does anyone know what's wrong with him or are they still working on it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022808860960936106)  2026-02-14T23:03Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements


"@soyciologist oh yes I can see this is Bangkok now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022860681888792603)  2026-02-15T02:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"is there a better workplace feeling than uncovering a humiliating and wide-ranging mistake that you aren't responsible for at all ideally one which makes your bosses look like morons as well. AI wiLL RePlAcE eVeRy WhItE cOllAr JoB https://t.co/rZEZKJKJUX AI wiLL RePlAcE eVeRy WhItE cOllAr JoB https://t.co/rZEZKJKJUX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023029116371706091)  2026-02-15T13:38Z [----] followers, 210K engagements


"have reached the conclusion on this BCS rewatch that they never really had a clear idea of what they were doing with Varga I suspect it went back and forth a few times. and Michael Mando hasn't really got the delicacy to pull off what he's trying to do. a bit of a weak point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023211043812462795)  2026-02-16T01:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"RT @MarkAmesExiled: JFK and the CIA secretly fomented a race war in Guyana between Africans and Indians in order to destroy Cheddi Jagan's"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023211492276158785)  2026-02-16T01:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"RT @bartlebytaco: is it allowed for a magazine to publish something this clever and epic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023212131353555404)  2026-02-16T01:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I've thought about it some more and decided I like it actually. I think it's bold. thanks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023258533244858796)  2026-02-16T04:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"https://orwell.ru/library/essays/lion/english/e_eye https://orwell.ru/library/essays/lion/english/e_eye"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023384867346530627)  2026-02-16T13:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I'm sure nepotism and cronyism played a part in her early career (I have no idea but you can usually take these things for granted) but I don't think it has anything to do with her making films these days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023415565822697638)  2026-02-16T15:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@YrkshireFinest I don't think you know how Hollywood accounting works"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023427258330099862)  2026-02-16T16:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@YrkshireFinest and you think consistent critical acclaim an Oscar win a huge amount of social media/"watercolerr" buzz and either breaks even or makes a profit (n.b. Wuthering Heights is pretty early in the run so we can safely assume that number is going up) wouldn't get her more films"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023428384005701717)  2026-02-16T16:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@alexschristian hmmm they'd practically need a buggy for all their kit though I think they'd have to choose one or two. and I don't think they're particularly buff are they not a bad shout though as you'd definitely take them over *just* a javelineer for example"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023435989667189158)  2026-02-16T16:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Now that's literature"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2023481272266522858)  2026-02-16T19:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Is there a more easily impressed group of people on the planet than Marvel fans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1365939894208585730)  2021-02-28T08:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I just can't work out how old he is Could be anywhere between [--] and [--]. Is that a bit of grey at the temples"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1390226452050759680)  2021-05-06T08:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"god please don't make me take the side of Londoners"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1503658479625682946)  2022-03-15T09:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@joelgolby Competed on Robot Wars but the episode never aired because they couldn't show Sir Kill-A-Lot being defeated. Said robot was never visible in very small back garden or shed. Always out for repairs etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1516690133722046465)  2022-04-20T08:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Hmmm yeah can you take this beautiful old clock and turn it into something that looks like it just submitted a trip report to Erowid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1553035254805532674)  2022-07-29T15:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"hate it when I make one cheese sandwich and I've got some leftover bread and cheese. what the fuck am I supposed to do with this you can't use it for anything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1710201939038720187)  2023-10-06T07:54Z [----] followers, 47.1K engagements


"@Robot_Cooper walked right into this one so I'll pretend I set it up on purpose instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1735302331619569835)  2023-12-14T14:14Z [----] followers, 206.7K engagements


"lot of people who seem to struggle to grasp that I exist outside of linear time. very embarrassing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1766122197100224992)  2024-03-08T15:21Z [----] followers, 261.5K engagements


"@sertrolvis @JustinWhang this is the last thing I saw before I died"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1774489941029876065)  2024-03-31T17:32Z [----] followers, 17.5K engagements


"come on man. you can't be called that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1898066617759592512)  2025-03-07T17:42Z [----] followers, 3.9M engagements


"22 home European matches. Zero defeats. https://t.co/xNuX7EEOkl [--] home European matches. Zero defeats. https://t.co/xNuX7EEOkl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1986713887035822382)  2025-11-07T08:34Z [----] followers, 79.3K engagements


"sorry for Arsenal meme but this season has been pretty wild for this shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1395275746873159683)  2021-05-20T07:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@HarryMaguire93 @tacobelluk You might have lost but thank god you have kept your dignity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1414906416519950336)  2021-07-13T11:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Gone at his picture of cheetahs crossing a river. Hating every second of it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1435171824049041414)  2021-09-07T09:23Z [----] followers, 42.4K engagements


"@cymrurouge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1531302981865545729)  2022-05-30T15:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"shout out to the lad who came in halfway through The Banshees of Inisherin watched ten minutes of it leaned over to me and asked "Is this Black Adam" dropped his phone under my recliner as he tried to leave and then his popcorn as he tried to retrieve the phone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1586085652625596416)  2022-10-28T20:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@BBCNews Add to that wear more wool use a flask don't buy starbucks/Costa. Cut out gigs theatre cinema smoking vaping 'recreational' drugs paying for gyms & peloton deliveroo etc. Batch cook meals use airers not tumbledryers avoid dry cleaners make do & mend - you'll survive. @BBCNews Add to that wear more wool use a flask don't buy starbucks/Costa. Cut out gigs theatre cinema smoking vaping 'recreational' drugs paying for gyms & peloton deliveroo etc. Batch cook meals use airers not tumbledryers avoid dry cleaners make do & mend - you'll survive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1593194164627607552)  2022-11-17T10:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"someone has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing here A young lad has hiked [--] hours with tools and a sapling Sycamore tree and planted it next to the felled one. #Amazing. 💂🏻♂👋🏻🍻 #Respect https://t.co/CeWWKcP7vW A young lad has hiked [--] hours with tools and a sapling Sycamore tree and planted it next to the felled one. #Amazing. 💂🏻♂👋🏻🍻 #Respect https://t.co/CeWWKcP7vW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1708582385980223655)  2023-10-01T20:39Z [----] followers, 268.7K engagements


"unable to stop my brain saying this every time it's wimdy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1737764402965680245)  2023-12-21T09:18Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements


"if you had never heard of autism before and you came online you'd assume it meant something like "wizard" if we took one autistic man w a special interest in transportation from each state and put them all in a room together america could have the most efficient public transportation system in the whole world if we took one autistic man w a special interest in transportation from each state and put them all in a room together america could have the most efficient public transportation system in the whole world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1739952782218514807)  2023-12-27T10:14Z [----] followers, 808.3K engagements


"the bit in Goodfellas where Paulie slices the garlic so thin with a razor blade that it "liquefies" in the oil also untrue. lots of garlic misinformation out there. stay safe. episode of sex and the city where big is cooking and he says you have to brown the garlic before you put in the onions. Thats not true episode of sex and the city where big is cooking and he says you have to brown the garlic before you put in the onions. Thats not true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1760248302174339383)  2024-02-21T10:21Z [----] followers, 168K engagements


"@tinscognito__ what if I already worship at the altars of Drum and Bass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1762770008139018722)  2024-02-28T09:21Z [----] followers, 42.9K engagements


"sorry but this just isn't accurate modern day archaeologists are always digging up child skeletons riddled with leprosy and they say "heh heh heh let's call this one Rincewind" and then go for a pint of stout. https://t.co/5e0xLKmb0l https://t.co/5e0xLKmb0l"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1762868910657872271)  2024-02-28T15:54Z [----] followers, 91.7K engagements


"Guys The whole fucking UK right now is the Willy Wonka Experience Guys The whole fucking UK right now is the Willy Wonka Experience"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1763152247762911710)  2024-02-29T10:40Z [----] followers, 513.1K engagements


"@dix_reloaded to me they were but I don't believe in borders"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1766128297195311278)  2024-03-08T15:46Z [----] followers, 250.7K engagements


"Could take this two different ways couldn't you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1771844369814819166)  2024-03-24T10:19Z [----] followers, 180.5K engagements


"what a find on r/gunners unreal it's definitely him isn't it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1772398657557373422)  2024-03-25T23:02Z [----] followers, 449.7K engagements


"How did Jesus walk out of the tomb How did Jesus walk out of the tomb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1774825708667228263)  2024-04-01T15:46Z [----] followers, 64.8K engagements


"not being able to enjoy a historical Tory disaster because the party replacing them is still pro-genocide pro-landlord racist transphobic pro-privatisation all total cunts who want you dead. that's a shame isn't it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1775088324660670475)  2024-04-02T09:10Z [----] followers, 40K engagements


"BBC journalists deciding they can finally put on their big boy hats and start scrutinising and being rude to Sunak because he's already lost and it won't affect their access (or funding). I wonder if they realise how transparent it is. hate them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1800458697099096360)  2024-06-11T09:22Z [----] followers, 31.9K engagements


"very clear that transphobes realised the weakness of their position - trans women aren't destroying elite sport because there are essentially none competing in it - so decided to invent some instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1819018601128398962)  2024-08-01T14:33Z [----] followers, 31.3K engagements


"it's a bit of both really isn't it. you have agency but also misery and loneliness are paralysing at times and if there are conditions making you lonelier and more atomised you're allowed to complain about that. also lots of social stuff costs money. I am a loneliness centrist. no offense but i dont think you get to sit around and complaining about being lonely and having no friends if you also say staying at home and binging netflix and scrolling tiktok is your main hobby no offense but i dont think you get to sit around and complaining about being lonely and having no friends if you also"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1833422584429318431)  2024-09-10T08:29Z [----] followers, 74.3K engagements


"Spanish a very respectable language but I'm afraid you can't just call a train a 'tren'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1844645930613473382)  2024-10-11T07:47Z [----] followers, 24.9K engagements


"@jjvincent it's also terrifying that there is always a point somewhere in the daytime sky which you mustn't look at in case you go blind. Not that terror and worship are mutually exclusive (quite the opposite)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1846215874417393774)  2024-10-15T15:45Z [----] followers, 84.2K engagements


"the reason Novara are so happy to throw trans people under the bus is precisely that they are the subject of a current right wing moral panic. if it was [--] years ago they'd be saying section [--] has some good points and we should watch out for gay people in toilets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1858787421929775178)  2024-11-19T08:20Z [----] followers, 36.9K engagements


"there's something real fishy about this event I've consumed entirely through wild speculation contradictory tweets and second hand information"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1866829960914276471)  2024-12-11T12:58Z [----] followers, 392.9K engagements


""this is my Roman Empire I'm so boy coded" you are an adult man try reading a book instead of a wikipedia page"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1869304600735707220)  2024-12-18T08:52Z [----] followers, 20.3K engagements


""I don't have the attention span to engage with anything on a deeper level but it's important for me to maintain an intellectual self image as long as I can do it via my phone" hang on sorry I'm just talking to myself at this point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1869309429151314402)  2024-12-18T09:11Z [----] followers, 18K engagements


"sorry for swallowing the yank bait but truly what the fuck is anyone talking about @JennyENicholson Seriously though as an American living in cold drizzly Wales its noticeable. I have a hard time getting near enough to drink if Im eating out of the house. Like were talking so little its a huge indigestion risk to eat anywhere but at home including at the in-laws house. @JennyENicholson Seriously though as an American living in cold drizzly Wales its noticeable. I have a hard time getting near enough to drink if Im eating out of the house. Like were talking so little its a huge indigestion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1883527767930843153)  2025-01-26T14:49Z [----] followers, 482.3K engagements


"octopus are so intelligent and tentacles are so obviously digits used by a thinking creature to manipulate tools that I do think even by meat-eating standards it is especially evil to eat octopus. Garlic Octopus Roll in the Italian 2nd division at SSC Bari 💷 [----] https://t.co/t38NHZjv6H Garlic Octopus Roll in the Italian 2nd division at SSC Bari 💷 [----] https://t.co/t38NHZjv6H"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1898338478410084697)  2025-03-08T11:42Z [----] followers, 89.6K engagements


"every time I see this woman on the timeline she's explaining some basic aspect of humanity to [---] different morons. Fair play. Im not trying to be funny but how old are you and what is the longest relationship youve been in Im not trying to be funny but how old are you and what is the longest relationship youve been in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1901624102042927460)  2025-03-17T13:18Z [----] followers, 80.7K engagements


"Met a tedious man in a pub who said one interesting thing all night: he only drinks powdered milk because he got tired of everyone at home and at work taking his milk. I asked if he liked it and he said "No mate it's fucking disgusting". A troubled soul"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1902414453506719821)  2025-03-19T17:38Z [----] followers, 455.2K engagements


"I think you accept this sort of behaviour from a general eccentric or well-liked friend. But this was the most boring man alive living a mean spiteful little life. It was like meeting a demon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1902414856780959927)  2025-03-19T17:40Z [----] followers, 28.8K engagements


"when a white guy with dreads sits next to you on the bus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1373913653951467521)  2021-03-22T08:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"turning on BBC News just to hear the royal correspondents some of the maddest people on the planet. they know nothing and they couldn't say anything if they did so it's just "her majesty is of course very sleepy and a very busy lady. she is in her house.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1567847171906486275)  2022-09-08T12:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"you can tell you're talking to a real gastronome when they use "Chinese" or "Indian" to mean a single cuisine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1701184902442504429)  2023-09-11T10:44Z [----] followers, 81.7K engagements


"heard your boyfriend doesn't use a teaspoon to peel the ginger. he's just going at it with a knife. look how hard he's concentrating. he's lost half of it already. that's good ginger going in the bin there. pathetic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1705243204000350609)  2023-09-22T15:30Z [----] followers, 202.9K engagements


"exciting new guys I was on my way back from the hat store and I was interviewed for this story. hope there are no negative comments. Two people have been injured after a crane collapsed at a building site in Edinburgh. https://t.co/bUUicTxNDl https://t.co/xCq4Vs83LT Two people have been injured after a crane collapsed at a building site in Edinburgh. https://t.co/bUUicTxNDl https://t.co/xCq4Vs83LT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1729557267857510430)  2023-11-28T17:46Z [----] followers, 890.5K engagements


"if you don't want fringe candidates like Galloway elected don't try and turn "opposing a genocide" into a fringe position. it's as simple as that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1763473777466499270)  2024-03-01T07:58Z [----] followers, 47.4K engagements


"@dowicak @dix_reloaded yeah you got me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1766137530502594999)  2024-03-08T16:22Z [----] followers, 62K engagements


"I went to an afterparty in this loft bar a couple of weeks ago and they had a load of psychedelic designs projected on the walls. but because it was on youtube it kept cutting to adverts for IBS relief and Pot Noodle. an exceptional vibe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1786324992344375442)  2024-05-03T09:20Z [----] followers, 52K engagements


"Hope everyone is ready for an avalanche of People's Front of Judea jokes which are seasoned with the bitter knowledge that they are essentially correct"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1968687131804492047)  2025-09-18T14:42Z [----] followers, 45.4K engagements

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