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# ![@jailedamanda Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::4850910975.png) @jailedamanda amanda

amanda posts on X about tom cruise, in the, the olympics, the most the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::4850910975/interactions)
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- [--] Month [----------] +8.20%
- [--] Months [----------] -87%
- [--] Year [-----------] -28%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::4850910975/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [--] +34%
- [--] Month [---] +8.40%
- [--] Months [---] -50%
- [--] Year [-----] -22%

### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::4850910975/followers)
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- [--] Week [-----] +0.60%
- [--] Month [-----] +1.40%
- [--] Months [-----] +7.60%
- [--] Year [-----] +56%

### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::4850910975/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[celebrities](/list/celebrities)  11.68% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  4.38% [countries](/list/countries)  4.38% [finance](/list/finance)  2.19% [stocks](/list/stocks)  1.46% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  1.46% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  1.46% [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands)  0.73% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  0.73% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  0.73%

**Social topic influence**
[tom cruise](/topic/tom-cruise) 8.03%, [in the](/topic/in-the) #4508, [the olympics](/topic/the-olympics) #193, [the most](/topic/the-most) 3.65%, [food](/topic/food) 2.92%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 2.19%, [pets](/topic/pets) 2.19%, [more than](/topic/more-than) 1.46%, [leonardo dicaprio](/topic/leonardo-dicaprio) 1.46%, [the super](/topic/the-super) 1.46%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Annoying post: Im looking for a new concealer. One that barely does anything and doesnt feel like Im wearing anything and isnt matte and also doesnt have fragrance or hyaluronic acid (my skin reacts poorly to both)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2016907135553065217)  2026-01-29T16:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Please princess not De Beers Chase Infiniti stuns for De Beers. https://t.co/X6TJ6J1v0C Chase Infiniti stuns for De Beers. https://t.co/X6TJ6J1v0C"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2016991223471276314)  2026-01-29T21:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I know that logically there are millions of people who literally cannot and dont cook but its still stark to see it laid out like this Few things alienate me from my fellow Americans more than reading about their spending habits in general and food delivery in particular https://t.co/gLssb3Da7w https://t.co/3xbBNT8QuE Few things alienate me from my fellow Americans more than reading about their spending habits in general and food delivery in particular https://t.co/gLssb3Da7w https://t.co/3xbBNT8QuE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2017354738086330370)  2026-01-30T21:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Me: Hello Trains Does my train have an assigned track yet Amtrak: No track yet😇check back closer to your train Me: Okayhow about now My train is in [--] minutes. Amtrak: No😁 be patient Me: 🧍♀ Amtrak: YOURE RUNNING LATE MOVE MOVE TRAIN IS LEAVING ANY MINUTE MOVE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2017767554186449325)  2026-02-01T01:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"We complain about them sure but its nice whenever an ASOIAF show is airing and we all come together to watch it and talk about it. Fictional universe still does monoculture the old fashioned way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2018372216035987466)  2026-02-02T17:13Z [----] followers, 17.2K engagements


"Its covered by your clothes innit Crazy how the belly button is an orfice in the body that produces lint for no discernible reason and nobody really questions this Crazy how the belly button is an orfice in the body that produces lint for no discernible reason and nobody really questions this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2018511176175690137)  2026-02-03T02:25Z [----] followers, 965.5K engagements


"I remember during Covid someone wrote about cooking at home and that they finally realized that the reason why restaurant food is so much tastier than anything you make at home is because its made by people who do not care about your arteries Anyone can put a entire half-stick of butter into the pan but nobody really wants to confront this Anyone can put a entire half-stick of butter into the pan but nobody really wants to confront this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2018516067119964262)  2026-02-03T02:45Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements


"There is so much salt and butter and cream in everything you eat at a restaurant. Its why its so fucking good. You can eat that deliciously every day if you want to add that much butter and salt and cream to everything that you eat. Itll probably kill you though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2018516750434984008)  2026-02-03T02:47Z [----] followers, 108.1K engagements


"Reminds me of Daniel Stern in City Slickers after Jack Palance dies: He ate bacon with every meal You cant do that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2018517179185143915)  2026-02-03T02:49Z [----] followers, 82.4K engagements


"This really is nuts for so many reasons but a big one is that Illumination which are owns the Minions and NBC which is airing the Olympics are both owned by NBCUniversal Media. They both exist under the same Comcast subsidiary. Its literally the same company. Bullshit: An Olympic Figure Skater Won't Be Able To Do His Minions Routine Because of a Music Licensing Issue https://t.co/1Q3KnKSOw1 https://t.co/09PmfbniQV Bullshit: An Olympic Figure Skater Won't Be Able To Do His Minions Routine Because of a Music Licensing Issue https://t.co/1Q3KnKSOw1 https://t.co/09PmfbniQV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2018525309063372905)  2026-02-03T03:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"GATHER THE CRABS Mitch McConnell Hospitalized With Flu-Like Symptoms https://t.co/Vk2LtBCqsm https://t.co/dyZ4I4KePd Mitch McConnell Hospitalized With Flu-Like Symptoms https://t.co/Vk2LtBCqsm https://t.co/dyZ4I4KePd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2018852235623469450)  2026-02-04T01:00Z [----] followers, 242.3K engagements


"Just reinforces the theory that people who Never cook think that the cost of pantry staples is something that is part of every single meal and not a bunch of Large Bottles that you replace maybe twice a year that guy using the ingredients for sesame noodles as an example of cooking at home being hard when it is quite literally a dish comprised solely of useful staple ingredients you can put in [-----] more things that guy using the ingredients for sesame noodles as an example of cooking at home being hard when it is quite literally a dish comprised solely of useful staple ingredients you can"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019140081345524045)  2026-02-04T20:04Z [----] followers, 344.6K engagements


"Sorry i am just so baffled by someone who lives in NYC of all places asserting that no one has ingredients like fish sauce sesame oil cilantro on hand or theyre difficult to source. Ive lived in rural Maine and even there the local grocery store had all of that and more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019149181211013470)  2026-02-04T20:40Z [----] followers, 58K engagements


"When you guys say stuff like gochujang isnt a pantry staple it makes me feel like Im trapped in a 90s infomercial thats playing at [--] in the morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019169316713951392)  2026-02-04T22:00Z [----] followers, 23.8K engagements


"@TheAlexSylvian Its literally all at Trader Joes which people would know if they went into the spice/canned foods isle and not just the peanut butter filled pretzels section"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019188799192932653)  2026-02-04T23:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Olivia Deans Man I Need would be perfect on a Bridget Jones movie soundtrack (complimentary)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019192930028707985)  2026-02-04T23:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@TheAlexSylvian **aisle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019194328510525529)  2026-02-04T23:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@corporatecake Instead of feeling shame or embarrassment we all have to pretend like we dont have basic spices"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019211267173675062)  2026-02-05T00:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@wonderhall Br*ahna joy grey lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019211932570689835)  2026-02-05T00:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@GuyWithCoolHat Yeah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019220168015298739)  2026-02-05T01:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@GuyWithCoolHat Youre a stranger whos being annoying and abrasive on my post to myself and my friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019221888539697165)  2026-02-05T01:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@GuyWithCoolHat I dont know you We dont share any mutuals You are a stranger whos has inserted themself and is grilling me because you dont think I have cumin seeds in my pantry despite my insistence that I do. Its very strange. Find a better use of your time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019222229406630247)  2026-02-05T01:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Sorry I dont check my tumblr inbox very often this is the tone of the average message in there Checking my tumblr inbox wow . and none of You told me https://t.co/X8zjqCj3dt Checking my tumblr inbox wow . and none of You told me https://t.co/X8zjqCj3dt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019458357216645269)  2026-02-05T17:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Would you guys like it if I did a little substack about my favorite cookbooks. Would that be helpful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019463697194717209)  2026-02-05T17:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Whenever he reappears Im like oh yeah thats why he disappears into the ether for months at a time Tom Cruise hops on a motorcycle outside of the West Hollywoods Sunset Tower hotel as Leonardo DiCaprio quietly follows 😅 https://t.co/4FBdlXeZAh https://t.co/J4TZYEVZFc Tom Cruise hops on a motorcycle outside of the West Hollywoods Sunset Tower hotel as Leonardo DiCaprio quietly follows 😅 https://t.co/4FBdlXeZAh https://t.co/J4TZYEVZFc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019501190984155375)  2026-02-05T19:59Z [----] followers, 902.7K engagements


"This is all making me feel certifiably insane. Its a bastardization of the cuisine to be sure but is instant ramen not THEE broke college student dorm meal not trying to drag this out but saying Asian food is best left to the experts is killing me https://t.co/sBxQgWkN93 not trying to drag this out but saying Asian food is best left to the experts is killing me https://t.co/sBxQgWkN93"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019814648284082196)  2026-02-06T16:45Z [----] followers, 36K engagements


"East Asian food is a staple of American cuisine and has been for decades. What on earth is anyone talking about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019814951150617033)  2026-02-06T16:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If you were a French prince and your name wasnt Louis Charles Philip Henry or Francis you simply had to kill yourself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019887103841112177)  2026-02-06T21:33Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements


"There were actually more Charless but they came before we numbered that sort of thing. Not to mention names like Charlemagne which are very old variations on Charles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019888108259442903)  2026-02-06T21:37Z [----] followers, 11K engagements


"Girl help they want people to mortgage their rent JUST IN: Klarna-like buy now pay later may soon be available for Americans renting homes/apartments per CNBC. JUST IN: Klarna-like buy now pay later may soon be available for Americans renting homes/apartments per CNBC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019900787581730981)  2026-02-06T22:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Okay they rotate the Super Bowl every year across the main broadcast networks so they all get the ratings spread and this time it happened to line up with the Olympics. Its literally all on peacock and most Olympics is happening in the daytime hours. Its fine they rotate the Super Bowl every year across the main broadcast networks so they all get the ratings spread and this time it happened to line up with the Olympics. Its literally all on peacock and most Olympics is happening in the daytime hours. Its fine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2020570196671377646)  2026-02-08T18:47Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements


"@thekuhlest Right like if its not cleared its not played bffr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2020668578496659579)  2026-02-09T01:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Ads were atrocious this year. The overload of celebrities cashing a check is giving recession. Or widespread IRS trouble"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2020700512807719062)  2026-02-09T03:25Z [----] followers, 16.4K engagements


"@MetaReflexive Like goddamn I would say its the residuals not residualing anymore but Clooney doing Grubhub We allowed Nespresso because he looked cool but this is too much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2020701050253226463)  2026-02-09T03:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Obsessed with the Italian curlers wearing (Ferragamo They look like Ferragamo) patent leather shoes in competition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2020924735492591884)  2026-02-09T18:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I am against ring cameras and the idea that their purpose is to find missing pets is ridiculous but this tweet is also misleading: pet chip allows for vets/shelters to ID missing pets that get picked up and brought in. A pet chip does not have GPS capabilities"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2020965855987892459)  2026-02-09T20:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Also an AirTag is NOT a satellite GPS. Do not use them for tracking pets. AirTags rely on sustained proximity to Bluetooth enabled devices for locating. It makes them good for things like your keys but terrible for anything that can move by itself away from devices and quickly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2020967869677437388)  2026-02-09T21:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@MetaReflexive Yeah even the best trained pets are still animals that can get spooked and bolt or go exploring and get lost trying to get back home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2020968556960284770)  2026-02-09T21:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Finally watched the most recent Da Pitt. Whitaker Mel and Mohan talking about Whitaker stepping in it with Langdon in front of a patient and prison security guards using names and Langdons history with benzos specifically was crazy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021068389364662558)  2026-02-10T03:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@thenoasletter And involving someone who is usually integral to the Olympics coverage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021305609698541814)  2026-02-10T19:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"As a dog lover who has dogsand ones that are small enough that I could feasibly take them everywhere with me given how lax the pets in public social contract is anymoreI just dont get people who bring their dog everywhere. That is an animal. It doesnt want to be in Nordstrom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019075575596323021)  2026-02-04T15:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"NBC airing both the Olympics and the Super Bowl is biblical levels of corporate greed. What do you mean I cant watch Olympics events because theyre doing [--] Hours of football talking heads saying well if they want to win they need to score more points than the other team"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2020543400705978618)  2026-02-08T17:01Z [----] followers, 305.8K engagements


"I dont know where Belgrade Montana is either and Im an American. Neither of us are the target audience for the Bozeman Daily Chronicle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021035893214282207)  2026-02-10T01:38Z [----] followers, 13.5K engagements


"Cheaters have such incredible time management skills wym you were in heavy training for the Olympics and you found time to not only start and maintain a new relationship but have an affair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021291836397191519)  2026-02-10T18:35Z [----] followers, 10.1K engagements


"I like when a figure skater is dressed like Tom Cruise breaking into the vault at Langley. All corset and buckles and straps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021326636587577758)  2026-02-10T20:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Call him @TomCruise The producers behind the #SuperBowl halftime show say that #BadBunny "refused to wear a harness" while climbing the utility pole. He was like I dont need it. There are all kinds of legal ramifications to that which is not really my thing but interestingly enough when he https://t.co/5EiTsIroOF The producers behind the #SuperBowl halftime show say that #BadBunny "refused to wear a harness" while climbing the utility pole. He was like I dont need it. There are all kinds of legal ramifications to that which is not really my thing but interestingly enough when he"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021040283237089754)  2026-02-10T01:55Z [----] followers, 177.9K engagements


"@_glorianas A good reminder that Italy as a singular kingdom has existed only since the late 1800s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022159228098818521)  2026-02-13T04:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus boschs garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1849078990197182891)  2024-10-23T13:22Z [----] followers, 2M engagements


"whats the song of the summer its DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 41st year in a row"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1917639192080679271)  2025-04-30T17:56Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements


"@Appyg99 Well I wasnt going for that now was I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1921959307400069421)  2025-05-12T16:03Z [----] followers, 198.1K engagements


"Youve blocked people for Baby Ive blocked people for saying that Tom Cruises the Mummy (2017) was bad. And it is bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1922443219570204760)  2025-05-14T00:05Z [----] followers, 310.8K engagements


"How it feels to love using em dashes and the Oxford comma in 2025"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1939323255061467601)  2025-06-29T14:01Z [----] followers, 8.7M engagements


"He was a financier Depp Throat reputedly said "Follow the money." It's good advice as regards Jeffery Epstein. Where DID he get his Depp Throat reputedly said "Follow the money." It's good advice as regards Jeffery Epstein. Where DID he get his"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1948425081035592070)  2025-07-24T16:48Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements


"Im very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman. is one of those lines that always takes me by surprise and startles a laugh out of me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1980812183349936373)  2025-10-22T01:43Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements


"Man i love the dragon sound design even jaehaerys was gagged https://t.co/4VGEZgYttR even jaehaerys was gagged https://t.co/4VGEZgYttR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019250645308670205)  2026-02-05T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Not really You basically lose nothing and only improve your reading experience if you mentally age up everyone in ASOIAF 3-4 years You basically lose nothing and only improve your reading experience if you mentally age up everyone in ASOIAF 3-4 years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019530705886380046)  2026-02-05T21:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Why do the Targaryens reuse the same half a dozen names France had [--] King Louiss [--] King Charless and [--] King Philips"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2019886727641346287)  2026-02-06T21:31Z [----] followers, 144.9K engagements


"Sorry to weigh in on this discourse but Ive been around the world and every single person Ive met regardless of if they spoke English has referred to me as an American because its universally understood that thats what people from the United States call themselves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021299904304329202)  2026-02-10T19:07Z [----] followers, 36.1K engagements


"Devastating. Far too young. Fuck Cancer. James Van Der Beek who starred in the teen drama series "Dawsons Creek" has died at [--] https://t.co/HgZiG1gYTV James Van Der Beek who starred in the teen drama series "Dawsons Creek" has died at [--] https://t.co/HgZiG1gYTV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021686101321113601)  2026-02-11T20:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Oh fucking brother"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021705159705849901)  2026-02-11T21:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@jellicle_jay I love getting involved"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021744796314865788)  2026-02-12T00:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@jellicle_jay Im listening and learning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021745813806858717)  2026-02-12T00:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@firagawalkwthme Its honestly a little fascinating to me that every AI image even every wax figure of Tom Cruise looks Wrong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021973189555802506)  2026-02-12T15:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Crying my eyes out over Misha Shaidorov (whom Ive known for exactly [--] days) winning Kazakhstans first Winter Olympic gold medal since [----] with a gorgeous program set to a local Kazakh composition this is what its all about man I love the Olympics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022436630506934747)  2026-02-13T22:24Z [----] followers, 12.8K engagements


"Unfortunately this is the funniest picture Ive seen in ages"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1937241995136864458)  2025-06-23T20:10Z [----] followers, 562.7K engagements


"@doubtpointv2 Why is the header in the American Apparel font"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2018392320098406551)  2026-02-02T18:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Mission: Impossible ass location my friend works at the Barcelona Supercomputing Center in a deconsecrated church and it has the absolute peak European aesthetic https://t.co/3mn1v176v9 my friend works at the Barcelona Supercomputing Center in a deconsecrated church and it has the absolute peak European aesthetic https://t.co/3mn1v176v9"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021022623891849238)  2026-02-10T00:45Z [----] followers, 102.8K engagements


"Much has been said about Ilia Malinins skating so Id like to take a moment just to say: great head of hair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021318273208303732)  2026-02-10T20:20Z [----] followers, 57.6K engagements


"Im a tourist to skating but as a movie star aficionado I will say that its funny to me whenever people pretend like someone just stumbles into being the best in the world at their job without first needing the ego to believe that they can be the best it's so funny that there are two COMPLETELY different schools of reactions to the fact that ilia gave himself the nickname of quadgod it's so funny that there are two COMPLETELY different schools of reactions to the fact that ilia gave himself the nickname of quadgod"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021340626978242774)  2026-02-10T21:48Z [----] followers, 150.3K engagements


"Starting to truly believe that The Pitt is the first weekly show for adults many people have ever watched Why are there people that want Dr. Robby off the showwhy are you even watching The Pitt lol Why are there people that want Dr. Robby off the showwhy are you even watching The Pitt lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021386045921890590)  2026-02-11T00:49Z [----] followers, 214.3K engagements


"His whimsy compels me he really just out there trying shit https://t.co/Gpp4RU0VCF he really just out there trying shit https://t.co/Gpp4RU0VCF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021408633922503025)  2026-02-11T02:19Z [----] followers, 94.7K engagements


"Shes so sick Thats how you drop in. 😤 Chloe Kim locks up the No. [--] spot going into finals. #WinterOlympics https://t.co/VUZMFuGwaN Thats how you drop in. 😤 Chloe Kim locks up the No. [--] spot going into finals. #WinterOlympics https://t.co/VUZMFuGwaN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021602206814707951)  2026-02-11T15:08Z [----] followers, 90.7K engagements


"Straight up tagged them #BeastMode Did Golden Globe winner Owen Cooper just wish injuries on Erling Haaland and Bernardo Silva 😳 The 16-year-old Liverpool supporter clearly didnt take yesterdays loss well. Classless behaviour. https://t.co/qLCvCx4N4j Did Golden Globe winner Owen Cooper just wish injuries on Erling Haaland and Bernardo Silva 😳 The 16-year-old Liverpool supporter clearly didnt take yesterdays loss well. Classless behaviour. https://t.co/qLCvCx4N4j"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021609140280250381)  2026-02-11T15:35Z [----] followers, 450.5K engagements


"Well at least that lovely Canadian team won a medal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021713421129953466)  2026-02-11T22:30Z [----] followers, 39.3K engagements


"Bad news: Actors are cooked. Stuntmen are now obsolete. Good news: Actors will no longer be seen as "stars" but mere models. They will return to their proper place in society as they were in ancient times: at the lowest rung. https://t.co/4KcHgXaOP1 Bad news: Actors are cooked. Stuntmen are now obsolete. Good news: Actors will no longer be seen as "stars" but mere models. They will return to their proper place in society as they were in ancient times: at the lowest rung. https://t.co/4KcHgXaOP1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021745617299812640)  2026-02-12T00:38Z [----] followers, 59.4K engagements


"@buffyspeak Its just so unnecessary. Everyone with a heart agrees with you that you should be allowed to honor your dead and that the IOC sucks. Dont belittle someone whose parents were killed because of perceived blood guilt and a lack of understanding of what it means to be an American"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021979237985792330)  2026-02-12T16:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@buffyspeak Like the [--] year old whose parents were killed just last year in the worst midair collision the US has seen in [--] years is not why the IOC is punishing Ukrainians for speaking out about the war and hes not responsible for Russians having been allowed to skirt the rules"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2021980026330292380)  2026-02-12T16:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I feel like the only person who actually enjoys watching the television program The Pitt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022063684789711227)  2026-02-12T21:42Z [----] followers, 57.2K engagements


"This is all getting quite personal but maybe its because Ive spent the last year caring for someone who is ultimately dying but I recognize the look in her eyes. Shes done"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022352951809802716)  2026-02-13T16:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@OilyWhisper68 WAIT LMAO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022372550911689175)  2026-02-13T18:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Love when a figure skater is dressed like a butch lesbian who runs their catering company like the navy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022376627628384515)  2026-02-13T18:25Z [----] followers, 106.1K engagements


"I still dont understand why the energy costs of data centers are being foist on local residents and not the companies who own the data centers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022387486635569526)  2026-02-13T19:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@LookAroundCafe The largest private employers near me are Penn Medicine and Vanguard which each employ tens of thousands of people but residents still dont pay for their energy costs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022389149341487391)  2026-02-13T19:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Like I truly cannot think of another instance in which a private company is allowed to offload costs like This. At least when residents pay for stadiums its done via taxes and not literally an exponential increase in a monthly bill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022391625142694000)  2026-02-13T19:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Remember that discourse where people insisted that this was a popular saying in the 80s and 90s that their parents said"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022478048302354686)  2026-02-14T01:08Z [----] followers, 45K engagements


"Very funny. As if the saying makes sense outside of ASOIAF where its possible for a child to be born and grow up during a Long Summer and not know the hardships that come with a Winter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022478469834105022)  2026-02-14T01:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Were watching Miracle (2004) because Im a sap and gotdam I love a regional American accent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022481013503377565)  2026-02-14T01:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Also just as a point its Interesting when people insist that the Olympics are apolitical when maybe the most famous single moment in the modern Olympiad was only a big deal because of politics. Were watching Miracle (2004) because Im a sap and gotdam I love a regional American accent Were watching Miracle (2004) because Im a sap and gotdam I love a regional American accent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022481272480895130)  2026-02-14T01:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Any issues I have with this movie are nullified by how unbelievable the cinematography of the actual hockey games is and the pure visceral emotion that comes from hearing Al Michaels joyously yell Do you believe in miracles Also just as a point its Interesting when people insist that the Olympics are apolitical when maybe the most famous single moment in the modern Olympiad was only a big deal because of politics. Also just as a point its Interesting when people insist that the Olympics are apolitical when maybe the most famous single moment in the modern Olympiad was only a big deal because"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022488913764290607)  2026-02-14T01:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Deciding that it was easier to find hockey players with some acting talent than teach actors how to play hockey at the Olympic level was an inspired choice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022489939019960828)  2026-02-14T01:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"They were probably mistaking it for Thomas Paines the summer soldier and the sunshine patriot or the more general fair-weather friend but neither has the condescension or the in-universe context that makes sweet summer child sing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/2022503837286998287)  2026-02-14T02:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"First of all thats his house Tom Cruise standing on top of the BFI IMAX theater. https://t.co/yuMThms8tD Tom Cruise standing on top of the BFI IMAX theater. https://t.co/yuMThms8tD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1921664721092063286)  2025-05-11T20:32Z [----] followers, 310.4K engagements


"Its fine its fine its fine its fine its fine Mom announced that should would like me to make ratatouille. Okay. Sure. Something that wouldve been nice to prep for before 2pm. Mom announced that should would like me to make ratatouille. Okay. Sure. Something that wouldve been nice to prep for before 2pm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1921668727596003615)  2025-05-11T20:48Z [----] followers, 6.2M engagements


"McQuarrie said in Empire Magazine that Cruise asked him if he could do a 20th take after [--] takes and McQ told him Youre done. Do not anger the gods. while Wade Eastwood (stunt coordinator) hid that 20th parachute from Cruise just in case Light the fuse. https://t.co/X1i1w70VOX Light the fuse. https://t.co/X1i1w70VOX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1930690005573435520)  2025-06-05T18:15Z [----] followers, 2.4M engagements


"Personally I would refrain from accusing Greta Thunberg of LARPing as an activist while shes been kidnapped by a genocidal ethnostate and youre tweeting from America but that is just me and my opinion on this Monday what can you do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1932194842312081774)  2025-06-09T21:55Z [----] followers, 181.5K engagements


"John Wick wins the fight but Ethan Hunt by the grace of god looney tuneses his way out of the bar alive anyway Who walks out of the bar alive https://t.co/N8CqzglQRF Who walks out of the bar alive https://t.co/N8CqzglQRF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1932277426228228149)  2025-06-10T03:23Z [----] followers, 2.5M engagements


"Theyre going to give him an honorary award and then hell win a competitive one the next year just like his movie star father before him Tom Cruise will receive an honorary #Oscars award from The Academy this year https://t.co/DyLkHq6oXM https://t.co/Aaczh52gfE Tom Cruise will receive an honorary #Oscars award from The Academy this year https://t.co/DyLkHq6oXM https://t.co/Aaczh52gfE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1935038838914654575)  2025-06-17T18:16Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements


"Tom not immediately going for a hug oh they hate each otherksjfkfkdkfdkdk Hollywood legends Brad Pitt & Tom Cruise team up at the #F1TheMovie European Premiere https://t.co/Y3tVTLzEZ5 Hollywood legends Brad Pitt & Tom Cruise team up at the #F1TheMovie European Premiere https://t.co/Y3tVTLzEZ5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1937233919482425527)  2025-06-23T19:38Z [----] followers, 9.3M engagements


"Pedro Pascals 50th birthday party in London was a veritable celebration of queer joy Yes Im sure it was. Tom Cruise was there Yes Im sure he was"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1937871916993269997)  2025-06-25T13:54Z [----] followers, 921.2K engagements


"are we allowed to say its a bit sauceless of him to not have even a hint of a gay allegation in 35+ years Brad Pitt on missed opportunity: You know I've never had a gay experience. I kind of missed that window. https://t.co/Kt9Vexbcmj Brad Pitt on missed opportunity: You know I've never had a gay experience. I kind of missed that window. https://t.co/Kt9Vexbcmj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1938583551160598995)  2025-06-27T13:01Z [----] followers, 857.2K engagements


"Its so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine flash drives that lit up and tasted like cotton candy. And have lead in them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1938613409286602778)  2025-06-27T15:00Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements


"There are days when centuries happen Leonardo DiCaprio is reportedly building a luxury hotel in Israel. https://t.co/teJUSPq8Sm Leonardo DiCaprio is reportedly building a luxury hotel in Israel. https://t.co/teJUSPq8Sm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1950341803397275648)  2025-07-29T23:44Z [----] followers, 638.6K engagements


"I scrolled past this a dozen times before actually reading the caption and this is one of the most shocking things Ive ever seen I need an honest opinion am I crazy for eating fondant by the brick https://t.co/0zv9p2R5if I need an honest opinion am I crazy for eating fondant by the brick https://t.co/0zv9p2R5if"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1951281781694460132)  2025-08-01T14:00Z [----] followers, 2.8M engagements


"Falsely accusing a woman of killing her husband who died of cancer and then playing victim when she responds is crazy lol that lady sure does have stans huh that lady sure does have stans huh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1958224643829153851)  2025-08-20T17:48Z [----] followers, 801.2K engagements


"Only one woman Who is the best sitcom character https://t.co/DoVPqNjt8o Who is the best sitcom character https://t.co/DoVPqNjt8o"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1958520874102886828)  2025-08-21T13:25Z [----] followers, 2.5M engagements


"Robert Redford was so cool and sexy he overcame how unnatural it is for a grown man to be blonde"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1967945958723072448)  2025-09-16T13:37Z [----] followers, 686.2K engagements


"I have to watch this [--] times every time I see it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1968294227189903459)  2025-09-17T12:41Z [----] followers, 809.8K engagements


"He kind of looks like if Matt Damon and Ben Affleck had a baby and you saw that baby out of the corner of your eye Tommy Brennan makes his #SNL Weekend Update debut https://t.co/jvln6p2cPO Tommy Brennan makes his #SNL Weekend Update debut https://t.co/jvln6p2cPO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1979991995780112805)  2025-10-19T19:24Z [----] followers, 789.2K engagements


"I chuckle every time I think of this Rizz https://t.co/4kB0kQfcjd Rizz https://t.co/4kB0kQfcjd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1757618305290911943)  2024-02-14T04:10Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements


"Haha kidding theres still good in this world (Tom Cruise ass shots)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1901413594631430534)  2025-03-16T23:21Z [----] followers, 11.6K engagements


"Im on her side lol i have a problem with rich people having a side hustle shes literally so important to the culture https://t.co/ndUCn18oBB i have a problem with rich people having a side hustle shes literally so important to the culture https://t.co/ndUCn18oBB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1902031939399274826)  2025-03-18T16:18Z [----] followers, 5.9M engagements


"Im interested in the way that wellness is taking over our lives and yet sex seems to be taking a backseat. Now theres a thought. ✨Rosamund Pike's Closet Picks✨ https://t.co/XpzrXyXq0w ✨Rosamund Pike's Closet Picks✨ https://t.co/XpzrXyXq0w"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1915831298385481985)  2025-04-25T18:12Z [----] followers, 2M engagements


"President of Movies is a real diplomatic position Tom Cruise with #GodzillaMinusOne director Takashi Yamazaki 📷 https://t.co/rstlThfj0S Tom Cruise with #GodzillaMinusOne director Takashi Yamazaki 📷 https://t.co/rstlThfj0S"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1920665081219600403)  2025-05-09T02:20Z [----] followers, 615.2K engagements


"This is as low as a critic can go without being put into witness protection"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1719010322227269780)  2023-10-30T15:16Z [----] followers, 817K engagements


"I think the reason why I find how the wicked movie looks so particularly galling is because its set in the same universe as perhaps the most famous technicolor film of all time which is more than [--] years old and still looks better than whatever I saw on my tv last night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1757186849829802373)  2024-02-12T23:36Z [----] followers, 602K engagements


"A lot of ink has been spent trying to figure out what makes Cruise so good at his whole deal but I think its because hes really good at saying you gotta be fucking kidding me with just his face still thinking about this shot from Mission Impossible https://t.co/iCveqykFIV still thinking about this shot from Mission Impossible https://t.co/iCveqykFIV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1763280897258725668)  2024-02-29T19:11Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements


"His daughter in the background backing him up is so funny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1773391902638780612)  2024-03-28T16:49Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements


"Still really funny that Marvel named a movie Endgame and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1783907432755847441)  2024-04-26T17:14Z [----] followers, 433.7K engagements


"@alibrooke4ever Hes said that he spent so much time on casting their families specifically when casting for HP because he cast and directed Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone and saw what happened to that family"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1802523967766368689)  2024-06-17T02:09Z [----] followers, 374.5K engagements


"Tom Cruise lives in England pretty much full time now and in a very rare interview he gave in [----] he said pretty much outright that it was because people leave him alone there lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1828142738749247711)  2024-08-26T18:49Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements


"Three sixty five Barack Obama responds to critics claiming he never listened to [---] by Charli xcx which was featured on his annual summer playlist. https://t.co/RCkgt288UE Barack Obama responds to critics claiming he never listened to [---] by Charli xcx which was featured on his annual summer playlist. https://t.co/RCkgt288UE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1831900842850709592)  2024-09-06T03:42Z [----] followers, 812.8K engagements


"Dont fuck with the mail. Thats a federal crime and the USPIS has nothing better to do than to very meticulously investigate and prosecute every instance of mail fraud and tampering"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1849620538139750854)  2024-10-25T01:14Z [----] followers, 327.9K engagements


"Me whenever I turn off motion smoothing at someones house I hope Tom Cruise is proud of me for turning off the motion smoothing on the airbnb tv I hope Tom Cruise is proud of me for turning off the motion smoothing on the airbnb tv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1860829765856325809)  2024-11-24T23:36Z [----] followers, 556.3K engagements


"Dead wife in a flashback coded he was subverting gender norms here https://t.co/ODJ4aRAb7S he was subverting gender norms here https://t.co/ODJ4aRAb7S"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1889382417867354244)  2025-02-11T18:34Z [----] followers, 529.1K engagements


"And why not why shouldnt we go see Sinners in IMAX tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1912953307716268093)  2025-04-17T19:36Z [----] followers, 2.2M engagements


"There is a child on normal jeopardy who is on a [--] day winning streak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1915179382307488136)  2025-04-23T23:02Z [----] followers, 636.1K engagements


"When he pumped his arms to pump himself up I threw my phone Ready set run. Get tickets now to see #MissionImpossible - The Final Reckoning only in theatres May [--]. https://t.co/W9D3M0cBQ0 https://t.co/p9BMsQQJF5 Ready set run. Get tickets now to see #MissionImpossible - The Final Reckoning only in theatres May [--]. https://t.co/W9D3M0cBQ0 https://t.co/p9BMsQQJF5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1916952463862640955)  2025-04-28T20:27Z [----] followers, 998.7K engagements


"God hes so cool for doing premature ejaculation jokes in his movie star filmmaking sandbox film series now watching the funniest mission impossible https://t.co/M3fNskQ7js now watching the funniest mission impossible https://t.co/M3fNskQ7js"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1921358867872506302)  2025-05-11T00:17Z [----] followers, 751.3K engagements


"I accidentally turned on motion smoothing on my TV 😭 I accidentally turned on motion smoothing on my TV 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1921680804733693959)  2025-05-11T21:36Z [----] followers, 504.9K engagements


"I talked to Stanley Kubrick before he died and he agrees with me that everything I do is awesome and above reproach I talked to Stanley Kubrick before he died and he agrees with me that everything I do is awesome and above reproach"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1930635321776947355)  2025-06-05T14:38Z [----] followers, 366.2K engagements


"For contrast when Tom likes someone:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1937234401823224006)  2025-06-23T19:40Z [----] followers, 2.9M engagements


"New reason to live just dropped Lily Gladstone has been cast in the new THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR movie directed by & starring Michael B. Jordan. The film follows a rich playboy who enjoys stealing art for a hobby but meets his match in an insurance investigator who quickly fall for each other. https://t.co/liaNSq1dMy Lily Gladstone has been cast in the new THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR movie directed by & starring Michael B. Jordan. The film follows a rich playboy who enjoys stealing art for a hobby but meets his match in an insurance investigator who quickly fall for each other. https://t.co/liaNSq1dMy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1942252717641957563)  2025-07-07T16:01Z [----] followers, 644.9K engagements


"Rowling Pedro pascal mustve pissed off someone at the CIA or whoever sets all the talking points for the blue check accounts Pedro pascal mustve pissed off someone at the CIA or whoever sets all the talking points for the blue check accounts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/jailedamanda/status/1948417315315339697)  2025-07-24T16:17Z [----] followers, 391.6K engagements

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Social Influence

Social category influence celebrities 11.68% technology brands 4.38% countries 4.38% finance 2.19% stocks 1.46% social networks 1.46% travel destinations 1.46% luxury brands 0.73% automotive brands 0.73% fashion brands 0.73%

Social topic influence tom cruise 8.03%, in the #4508, the olympics #193, the most 3.65%, food 2.92%, if you 2.19%, pets 2.19%, more than 1.46%, leonardo dicaprio 1.46%, the super 1.46%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @bhanchen @guywithcoolhat @buffyspeak @corporatecake @thealexsylvian @metareflexive @lookaroundcafe @akitron @hannah_paquin @srirachachau @criticlthinkr @wonderhall @jelliclejay @oilywhisper68 @jellicle_jay @victoriavgm @missy_dee811 @dawgsontop44 @mcr1b69 @thekuhlest

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"Annoying post: Im looking for a new concealer. One that barely does anything and doesnt feel like Im wearing anything and isnt matte and also doesnt have fragrance or hyaluronic acid (my skin reacts poorly to both)"
X Link 2026-01-29T16:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Please princess not De Beers Chase Infiniti stuns for De Beers. https://t.co/X6TJ6J1v0C Chase Infiniti stuns for De Beers. https://t.co/X6TJ6J1v0C"
X Link 2026-01-29T21:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I know that logically there are millions of people who literally cannot and dont cook but its still stark to see it laid out like this Few things alienate me from my fellow Americans more than reading about their spending habits in general and food delivery in particular https://t.co/gLssb3Da7w https://t.co/3xbBNT8QuE Few things alienate me from my fellow Americans more than reading about their spending habits in general and food delivery in particular https://t.co/gLssb3Da7w https://t.co/3xbBNT8QuE"
X Link 2026-01-30T21:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Me: Hello Trains Does my train have an assigned track yet Amtrak: No track yet😇check back closer to your train Me: Okayhow about now My train is in [--] minutes. Amtrak: No😁 be patient Me: 🧍♀ Amtrak: YOURE RUNNING LATE MOVE MOVE TRAIN IS LEAVING ANY MINUTE MOVE"
X Link 2026-02-01T01:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"We complain about them sure but its nice whenever an ASOIAF show is airing and we all come together to watch it and talk about it. Fictional universe still does monoculture the old fashioned way"
X Link 2026-02-02T17:13Z [----] followers, 17.2K engagements

"Its covered by your clothes innit Crazy how the belly button is an orfice in the body that produces lint for no discernible reason and nobody really questions this Crazy how the belly button is an orfice in the body that produces lint for no discernible reason and nobody really questions this"
X Link 2026-02-03T02:25Z [----] followers, 965.5K engagements

"I remember during Covid someone wrote about cooking at home and that they finally realized that the reason why restaurant food is so much tastier than anything you make at home is because its made by people who do not care about your arteries Anyone can put a entire half-stick of butter into the pan but nobody really wants to confront this Anyone can put a entire half-stick of butter into the pan but nobody really wants to confront this"
X Link 2026-02-03T02:45Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements

"There is so much salt and butter and cream in everything you eat at a restaurant. Its why its so fucking good. You can eat that deliciously every day if you want to add that much butter and salt and cream to everything that you eat. Itll probably kill you though"
X Link 2026-02-03T02:47Z [----] followers, 108.1K engagements

"Reminds me of Daniel Stern in City Slickers after Jack Palance dies: He ate bacon with every meal You cant do that"
X Link 2026-02-03T02:49Z [----] followers, 82.4K engagements

"This really is nuts for so many reasons but a big one is that Illumination which are owns the Minions and NBC which is airing the Olympics are both owned by NBCUniversal Media. They both exist under the same Comcast subsidiary. Its literally the same company. Bullshit: An Olympic Figure Skater Won't Be Able To Do His Minions Routine Because of a Music Licensing Issue https://t.co/1Q3KnKSOw1 https://t.co/09PmfbniQV Bullshit: An Olympic Figure Skater Won't Be Able To Do His Minions Routine Because of a Music Licensing Issue https://t.co/1Q3KnKSOw1 https://t.co/09PmfbniQV"
X Link 2026-02-03T03:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"GATHER THE CRABS Mitch McConnell Hospitalized With Flu-Like Symptoms https://t.co/Vk2LtBCqsm https://t.co/dyZ4I4KePd Mitch McConnell Hospitalized With Flu-Like Symptoms https://t.co/Vk2LtBCqsm https://t.co/dyZ4I4KePd"
X Link 2026-02-04T01:00Z [----] followers, 242.3K engagements

"Just reinforces the theory that people who Never cook think that the cost of pantry staples is something that is part of every single meal and not a bunch of Large Bottles that you replace maybe twice a year that guy using the ingredients for sesame noodles as an example of cooking at home being hard when it is quite literally a dish comprised solely of useful staple ingredients you can put in [-----] more things that guy using the ingredients for sesame noodles as an example of cooking at home being hard when it is quite literally a dish comprised solely of useful staple ingredients you can"
X Link 2026-02-04T20:04Z [----] followers, 344.6K engagements

"Sorry i am just so baffled by someone who lives in NYC of all places asserting that no one has ingredients like fish sauce sesame oil cilantro on hand or theyre difficult to source. Ive lived in rural Maine and even there the local grocery store had all of that and more"
X Link 2026-02-04T20:40Z [----] followers, 58K engagements

"When you guys say stuff like gochujang isnt a pantry staple it makes me feel like Im trapped in a 90s infomercial thats playing at [--] in the morning"
X Link 2026-02-04T22:00Z [----] followers, 23.8K engagements

"@TheAlexSylvian Its literally all at Trader Joes which people would know if they went into the spice/canned foods isle and not just the peanut butter filled pretzels section"
X Link 2026-02-04T23:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Olivia Deans Man I Need would be perfect on a Bridget Jones movie soundtrack (complimentary)"
X Link 2026-02-04T23:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@TheAlexSylvian **aisle"
X Link 2026-02-04T23:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@corporatecake Instead of feeling shame or embarrassment we all have to pretend like we dont have basic spices"
X Link 2026-02-05T00:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@wonderhall Br*ahna joy grey lol"
X Link 2026-02-05T00:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@GuyWithCoolHat Yeah"
X Link 2026-02-05T01:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@GuyWithCoolHat Youre a stranger whos being annoying and abrasive on my post to myself and my friends"
X Link 2026-02-05T01:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@GuyWithCoolHat I dont know you We dont share any mutuals You are a stranger whos has inserted themself and is grilling me because you dont think I have cumin seeds in my pantry despite my insistence that I do. Its very strange. Find a better use of your time"
X Link 2026-02-05T01:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Sorry I dont check my tumblr inbox very often this is the tone of the average message in there Checking my tumblr inbox wow . and none of You told me https://t.co/X8zjqCj3dt Checking my tumblr inbox wow . and none of You told me https://t.co/X8zjqCj3dt"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Would you guys like it if I did a little substack about my favorite cookbooks. Would that be helpful"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Whenever he reappears Im like oh yeah thats why he disappears into the ether for months at a time Tom Cruise hops on a motorcycle outside of the West Hollywoods Sunset Tower hotel as Leonardo DiCaprio quietly follows 😅 https://t.co/4FBdlXeZAh https://t.co/J4TZYEVZFc Tom Cruise hops on a motorcycle outside of the West Hollywoods Sunset Tower hotel as Leonardo DiCaprio quietly follows 😅 https://t.co/4FBdlXeZAh https://t.co/J4TZYEVZFc"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:59Z [----] followers, 902.7K engagements

"This is all making me feel certifiably insane. Its a bastardization of the cuisine to be sure but is instant ramen not THEE broke college student dorm meal not trying to drag this out but saying Asian food is best left to the experts is killing me https://t.co/sBxQgWkN93 not trying to drag this out but saying Asian food is best left to the experts is killing me https://t.co/sBxQgWkN93"
X Link 2026-02-06T16:45Z [----] followers, 36K engagements

"East Asian food is a staple of American cuisine and has been for decades. What on earth is anyone talking about"
X Link 2026-02-06T16:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"If you were a French prince and your name wasnt Louis Charles Philip Henry or Francis you simply had to kill yourself"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:33Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements

"There were actually more Charless but they came before we numbered that sort of thing. Not to mention names like Charlemagne which are very old variations on Charles"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:37Z [----] followers, 11K engagements

"Girl help they want people to mortgage their rent JUST IN: Klarna-like buy now pay later may soon be available for Americans renting homes/apartments per CNBC. JUST IN: Klarna-like buy now pay later may soon be available for Americans renting homes/apartments per CNBC"
X Link 2026-02-06T22:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Okay they rotate the Super Bowl every year across the main broadcast networks so they all get the ratings spread and this time it happened to line up with the Olympics. Its literally all on peacock and most Olympics is happening in the daytime hours. Its fine they rotate the Super Bowl every year across the main broadcast networks so they all get the ratings spread and this time it happened to line up with the Olympics. Its literally all on peacock and most Olympics is happening in the daytime hours. Its fine"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:47Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements

"@thekuhlest Right like if its not cleared its not played bffr"
X Link 2026-02-09T01:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Ads were atrocious this year. The overload of celebrities cashing a check is giving recession. Or widespread IRS trouble"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:25Z [----] followers, 16.4K engagements

"@MetaReflexive Like goddamn I would say its the residuals not residualing anymore but Clooney doing Grubhub We allowed Nespresso because he looked cool but this is too much"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Obsessed with the Italian curlers wearing (Ferragamo They look like Ferragamo) patent leather shoes in competition"
X Link 2026-02-09T18:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I am against ring cameras and the idea that their purpose is to find missing pets is ridiculous but this tweet is also misleading: pet chip allows for vets/shelters to ID missing pets that get picked up and brought in. A pet chip does not have GPS capabilities"
X Link 2026-02-09T20:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Also an AirTag is NOT a satellite GPS. Do not use them for tracking pets. AirTags rely on sustained proximity to Bluetooth enabled devices for locating. It makes them good for things like your keys but terrible for anything that can move by itself away from devices and quickly"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@MetaReflexive Yeah even the best trained pets are still animals that can get spooked and bolt or go exploring and get lost trying to get back home"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Finally watched the most recent Da Pitt. Whitaker Mel and Mohan talking about Whitaker stepping in it with Langdon in front of a patient and prison security guards using names and Langdons history with benzos specifically was crazy"
X Link 2026-02-10T03:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@thenoasletter And involving someone who is usually integral to the Olympics coverage"
X Link 2026-02-10T19:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"As a dog lover who has dogsand ones that are small enough that I could feasibly take them everywhere with me given how lax the pets in public social contract is anymoreI just dont get people who bring their dog everywhere. That is an animal. It doesnt want to be in Nordstrom"
X Link 2026-02-04T15:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"NBC airing both the Olympics and the Super Bowl is biblical levels of corporate greed. What do you mean I cant watch Olympics events because theyre doing [--] Hours of football talking heads saying well if they want to win they need to score more points than the other team"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:01Z [----] followers, 305.8K engagements

"I dont know where Belgrade Montana is either and Im an American. Neither of us are the target audience for the Bozeman Daily Chronicle"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:38Z [----] followers, 13.5K engagements

"Cheaters have such incredible time management skills wym you were in heavy training for the Olympics and you found time to not only start and maintain a new relationship but have an affair"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:35Z [----] followers, 10.1K engagements

"I like when a figure skater is dressed like Tom Cruise breaking into the vault at Langley. All corset and buckles and straps"
X Link 2026-02-10T20:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Call him @TomCruise The producers behind the #SuperBowl halftime show say that #BadBunny "refused to wear a harness" while climbing the utility pole. He was like I dont need it. There are all kinds of legal ramifications to that which is not really my thing but interestingly enough when he https://t.co/5EiTsIroOF The producers behind the #SuperBowl halftime show say that #BadBunny "refused to wear a harness" while climbing the utility pole. He was like I dont need it. There are all kinds of legal ramifications to that which is not really my thing but interestingly enough when he"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:55Z [----] followers, 177.9K engagements

"@_glorianas A good reminder that Italy as a singular kingdom has existed only since the late 1800s"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus boschs garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup"
X Link 2024-10-23T13:22Z [----] followers, 2M engagements

"whats the song of the summer its DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 41st year in a row"
X Link 2025-04-30T17:56Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements

"@Appyg99 Well I wasnt going for that now was I"
X Link 2025-05-12T16:03Z [----] followers, 198.1K engagements

"Youve blocked people for Baby Ive blocked people for saying that Tom Cruises the Mummy (2017) was bad. And it is bad"
X Link 2025-05-14T00:05Z [----] followers, 310.8K engagements

"How it feels to love using em dashes and the Oxford comma in 2025"
X Link 2025-06-29T14:01Z [----] followers, 8.7M engagements

"He was a financier Depp Throat reputedly said "Follow the money." It's good advice as regards Jeffery Epstein. Where DID he get his Depp Throat reputedly said "Follow the money." It's good advice as regards Jeffery Epstein. Where DID he get his"
X Link 2025-07-24T16:48Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements

"Im very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman. is one of those lines that always takes me by surprise and startles a laugh out of me"
X Link 2025-10-22T01:43Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements

"Man i love the dragon sound design even jaehaerys was gagged https://t.co/4VGEZgYttR even jaehaerys was gagged https://t.co/4VGEZgYttR"
X Link 2026-02-05T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Not really You basically lose nothing and only improve your reading experience if you mentally age up everyone in ASOIAF 3-4 years You basically lose nothing and only improve your reading experience if you mentally age up everyone in ASOIAF 3-4 years"
X Link 2026-02-05T21:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Why do the Targaryens reuse the same half a dozen names France had [--] King Louiss [--] King Charless and [--] King Philips"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:31Z [----] followers, 144.9K engagements

"Sorry to weigh in on this discourse but Ive been around the world and every single person Ive met regardless of if they spoke English has referred to me as an American because its universally understood that thats what people from the United States call themselves"
X Link 2026-02-10T19:07Z [----] followers, 36.1K engagements

"Devastating. Far too young. Fuck Cancer. James Van Der Beek who starred in the teen drama series "Dawsons Creek" has died at [--] https://t.co/HgZiG1gYTV James Van Der Beek who starred in the teen drama series "Dawsons Creek" has died at [--] https://t.co/HgZiG1gYTV"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Oh fucking brother"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@jellicle_jay I love getting involved"
X Link 2026-02-12T00:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@jellicle_jay Im listening and learning"
X Link 2026-02-12T00:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@firagawalkwthme Its honestly a little fascinating to me that every AI image even every wax figure of Tom Cruise looks Wrong"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Crying my eyes out over Misha Shaidorov (whom Ive known for exactly [--] days) winning Kazakhstans first Winter Olympic gold medal since [----] with a gorgeous program set to a local Kazakh composition this is what its all about man I love the Olympics"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:24Z [----] followers, 12.8K engagements

"Unfortunately this is the funniest picture Ive seen in ages"
X Link 2025-06-23T20:10Z [----] followers, 562.7K engagements

"@doubtpointv2 Why is the header in the American Apparel font"
X Link 2026-02-02T18:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Mission: Impossible ass location my friend works at the Barcelona Supercomputing Center in a deconsecrated church and it has the absolute peak European aesthetic https://t.co/3mn1v176v9 my friend works at the Barcelona Supercomputing Center in a deconsecrated church and it has the absolute peak European aesthetic https://t.co/3mn1v176v9"
X Link 2026-02-10T00:45Z [----] followers, 102.8K engagements

"Much has been said about Ilia Malinins skating so Id like to take a moment just to say: great head of hair"
X Link 2026-02-10T20:20Z [----] followers, 57.6K engagements

"Im a tourist to skating but as a movie star aficionado I will say that its funny to me whenever people pretend like someone just stumbles into being the best in the world at their job without first needing the ego to believe that they can be the best it's so funny that there are two COMPLETELY different schools of reactions to the fact that ilia gave himself the nickname of quadgod it's so funny that there are two COMPLETELY different schools of reactions to the fact that ilia gave himself the nickname of quadgod"
X Link 2026-02-10T21:48Z [----] followers, 150.3K engagements

"Starting to truly believe that The Pitt is the first weekly show for adults many people have ever watched Why are there people that want Dr. Robby off the showwhy are you even watching The Pitt lol Why are there people that want Dr. Robby off the showwhy are you even watching The Pitt lol"
X Link 2026-02-11T00:49Z [----] followers, 214.3K engagements

"His whimsy compels me he really just out there trying shit https://t.co/Gpp4RU0VCF he really just out there trying shit https://t.co/Gpp4RU0VCF"
X Link 2026-02-11T02:19Z [----] followers, 94.7K engagements

"Shes so sick Thats how you drop in. 😤 Chloe Kim locks up the No. [--] spot going into finals. #WinterOlympics https://t.co/VUZMFuGwaN Thats how you drop in. 😤 Chloe Kim locks up the No. [--] spot going into finals. #WinterOlympics https://t.co/VUZMFuGwaN"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:08Z [----] followers, 90.7K engagements

"Straight up tagged them #BeastMode Did Golden Globe winner Owen Cooper just wish injuries on Erling Haaland and Bernardo Silva 😳 The 16-year-old Liverpool supporter clearly didnt take yesterdays loss well. Classless behaviour. https://t.co/qLCvCx4N4j Did Golden Globe winner Owen Cooper just wish injuries on Erling Haaland and Bernardo Silva 😳 The 16-year-old Liverpool supporter clearly didnt take yesterdays loss well. Classless behaviour. https://t.co/qLCvCx4N4j"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:35Z [----] followers, 450.5K engagements

"Well at least that lovely Canadian team won a medal"
X Link 2026-02-11T22:30Z [----] followers, 39.3K engagements

"Bad news: Actors are cooked. Stuntmen are now obsolete. Good news: Actors will no longer be seen as "stars" but mere models. They will return to their proper place in society as they were in ancient times: at the lowest rung. https://t.co/4KcHgXaOP1 Bad news: Actors are cooked. Stuntmen are now obsolete. Good news: Actors will no longer be seen as "stars" but mere models. They will return to their proper place in society as they were in ancient times: at the lowest rung. https://t.co/4KcHgXaOP1"
X Link 2026-02-12T00:38Z [----] followers, 59.4K engagements

"@buffyspeak Its just so unnecessary. Everyone with a heart agrees with you that you should be allowed to honor your dead and that the IOC sucks. Dont belittle someone whose parents were killed because of perceived blood guilt and a lack of understanding of what it means to be an American"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@buffyspeak Like the [--] year old whose parents were killed just last year in the worst midair collision the US has seen in [--] years is not why the IOC is punishing Ukrainians for speaking out about the war and hes not responsible for Russians having been allowed to skirt the rules"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I feel like the only person who actually enjoys watching the television program The Pitt"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:42Z [----] followers, 57.2K engagements

"This is all getting quite personal but maybe its because Ive spent the last year caring for someone who is ultimately dying but I recognize the look in her eyes. Shes done"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@OilyWhisper68 WAIT LMAO"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Love when a figure skater is dressed like a butch lesbian who runs their catering company like the navy"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:25Z [----] followers, 106.1K engagements

"I still dont understand why the energy costs of data centers are being foist on local residents and not the companies who own the data centers"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@LookAroundCafe The largest private employers near me are Penn Medicine and Vanguard which each employ tens of thousands of people but residents still dont pay for their energy costs"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Like I truly cannot think of another instance in which a private company is allowed to offload costs like This. At least when residents pay for stadiums its done via taxes and not literally an exponential increase in a monthly bill"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Remember that discourse where people insisted that this was a popular saying in the 80s and 90s that their parents said"
X Link 2026-02-14T01:08Z [----] followers, 45K engagements

"Very funny. As if the saying makes sense outside of ASOIAF where its possible for a child to be born and grow up during a Long Summer and not know the hardships that come with a Winter"
X Link 2026-02-14T01:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Were watching Miracle (2004) because Im a sap and gotdam I love a regional American accent"
X Link 2026-02-14T01:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Also just as a point its Interesting when people insist that the Olympics are apolitical when maybe the most famous single moment in the modern Olympiad was only a big deal because of politics. Were watching Miracle (2004) because Im a sap and gotdam I love a regional American accent Were watching Miracle (2004) because Im a sap and gotdam I love a regional American accent"
X Link 2026-02-14T01:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Any issues I have with this movie are nullified by how unbelievable the cinematography of the actual hockey games is and the pure visceral emotion that comes from hearing Al Michaels joyously yell Do you believe in miracles Also just as a point its Interesting when people insist that the Olympics are apolitical when maybe the most famous single moment in the modern Olympiad was only a big deal because of politics. Also just as a point its Interesting when people insist that the Olympics are apolitical when maybe the most famous single moment in the modern Olympiad was only a big deal because"
X Link 2026-02-14T01:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Deciding that it was easier to find hockey players with some acting talent than teach actors how to play hockey at the Olympic level was an inspired choice"
X Link 2026-02-14T01:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"They were probably mistaking it for Thomas Paines the summer soldier and the sunshine patriot or the more general fair-weather friend but neither has the condescension or the in-universe context that makes sweet summer child sing"
X Link 2026-02-14T02:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"First of all thats his house Tom Cruise standing on top of the BFI IMAX theater. https://t.co/yuMThms8tD Tom Cruise standing on top of the BFI IMAX theater. https://t.co/yuMThms8tD"
X Link 2025-05-11T20:32Z [----] followers, 310.4K engagements

"Its fine its fine its fine its fine its fine Mom announced that should would like me to make ratatouille. Okay. Sure. Something that wouldve been nice to prep for before 2pm. Mom announced that should would like me to make ratatouille. Okay. Sure. Something that wouldve been nice to prep for before 2pm"
X Link 2025-05-11T20:48Z [----] followers, 6.2M engagements

"McQuarrie said in Empire Magazine that Cruise asked him if he could do a 20th take after [--] takes and McQ told him Youre done. Do not anger the gods. while Wade Eastwood (stunt coordinator) hid that 20th parachute from Cruise just in case Light the fuse. https://t.co/X1i1w70VOX Light the fuse. https://t.co/X1i1w70VOX"
X Link 2025-06-05T18:15Z [----] followers, 2.4M engagements

"Personally I would refrain from accusing Greta Thunberg of LARPing as an activist while shes been kidnapped by a genocidal ethnostate and youre tweeting from America but that is just me and my opinion on this Monday what can you do"
X Link 2025-06-09T21:55Z [----] followers, 181.5K engagements

"John Wick wins the fight but Ethan Hunt by the grace of god looney tuneses his way out of the bar alive anyway Who walks out of the bar alive https://t.co/N8CqzglQRF Who walks out of the bar alive https://t.co/N8CqzglQRF"
X Link 2025-06-10T03:23Z [----] followers, 2.5M engagements

"Theyre going to give him an honorary award and then hell win a competitive one the next year just like his movie star father before him Tom Cruise will receive an honorary #Oscars award from The Academy this year https://t.co/DyLkHq6oXM https://t.co/Aaczh52gfE Tom Cruise will receive an honorary #Oscars award from The Academy this year https://t.co/DyLkHq6oXM https://t.co/Aaczh52gfE"
X Link 2025-06-17T18:16Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements

"Tom not immediately going for a hug oh they hate each otherksjfkfkdkfdkdk Hollywood legends Brad Pitt & Tom Cruise team up at the #F1TheMovie European Premiere https://t.co/Y3tVTLzEZ5 Hollywood legends Brad Pitt & Tom Cruise team up at the #F1TheMovie European Premiere https://t.co/Y3tVTLzEZ5"
X Link 2025-06-23T19:38Z [----] followers, 9.3M engagements

"Pedro Pascals 50th birthday party in London was a veritable celebration of queer joy Yes Im sure it was. Tom Cruise was there Yes Im sure he was"
X Link 2025-06-25T13:54Z [----] followers, 921.2K engagements

"are we allowed to say its a bit sauceless of him to not have even a hint of a gay allegation in 35+ years Brad Pitt on missed opportunity: You know I've never had a gay experience. I kind of missed that window. https://t.co/Kt9Vexbcmj Brad Pitt on missed opportunity: You know I've never had a gay experience. I kind of missed that window. https://t.co/Kt9Vexbcmj"
X Link 2025-06-27T13:01Z [----] followers, 857.2K engagements

"Its so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine flash drives that lit up and tasted like cotton candy. And have lead in them"
X Link 2025-06-27T15:00Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements

"There are days when centuries happen Leonardo DiCaprio is reportedly building a luxury hotel in Israel. https://t.co/teJUSPq8Sm Leonardo DiCaprio is reportedly building a luxury hotel in Israel. https://t.co/teJUSPq8Sm"
X Link 2025-07-29T23:44Z [----] followers, 638.6K engagements

"I scrolled past this a dozen times before actually reading the caption and this is one of the most shocking things Ive ever seen I need an honest opinion am I crazy for eating fondant by the brick https://t.co/0zv9p2R5if I need an honest opinion am I crazy for eating fondant by the brick https://t.co/0zv9p2R5if"
X Link 2025-08-01T14:00Z [----] followers, 2.8M engagements

"Falsely accusing a woman of killing her husband who died of cancer and then playing victim when she responds is crazy lol that lady sure does have stans huh that lady sure does have stans huh"
X Link 2025-08-20T17:48Z [----] followers, 801.2K engagements

"Only one woman Who is the best sitcom character https://t.co/DoVPqNjt8o Who is the best sitcom character https://t.co/DoVPqNjt8o"
X Link 2025-08-21T13:25Z [----] followers, 2.5M engagements

"Robert Redford was so cool and sexy he overcame how unnatural it is for a grown man to be blonde"
X Link 2025-09-16T13:37Z [----] followers, 686.2K engagements

"I have to watch this [--] times every time I see it"
X Link 2025-09-17T12:41Z [----] followers, 809.8K engagements

"He kind of looks like if Matt Damon and Ben Affleck had a baby and you saw that baby out of the corner of your eye Tommy Brennan makes his #SNL Weekend Update debut https://t.co/jvln6p2cPO Tommy Brennan makes his #SNL Weekend Update debut https://t.co/jvln6p2cPO"
X Link 2025-10-19T19:24Z [----] followers, 789.2K engagements

"I chuckle every time I think of this Rizz https://t.co/4kB0kQfcjd Rizz https://t.co/4kB0kQfcjd"
X Link 2024-02-14T04:10Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements

"Haha kidding theres still good in this world (Tom Cruise ass shots)"
X Link 2025-03-16T23:21Z [----] followers, 11.6K engagements

"Im on her side lol i have a problem with rich people having a side hustle shes literally so important to the culture https://t.co/ndUCn18oBB i have a problem with rich people having a side hustle shes literally so important to the culture https://t.co/ndUCn18oBB"
X Link 2025-03-18T16:18Z [----] followers, 5.9M engagements

"Im interested in the way that wellness is taking over our lives and yet sex seems to be taking a backseat. Now theres a thought. ✨Rosamund Pike's Closet Picks✨ https://t.co/XpzrXyXq0w ✨Rosamund Pike's Closet Picks✨ https://t.co/XpzrXyXq0w"
X Link 2025-04-25T18:12Z [----] followers, 2M engagements

"President of Movies is a real diplomatic position Tom Cruise with #GodzillaMinusOne director Takashi Yamazaki 📷 https://t.co/rstlThfj0S Tom Cruise with #GodzillaMinusOne director Takashi Yamazaki 📷 https://t.co/rstlThfj0S"
X Link 2025-05-09T02:20Z [----] followers, 615.2K engagements

"This is as low as a critic can go without being put into witness protection"
X Link 2023-10-30T15:16Z [----] followers, 817K engagements

"I think the reason why I find how the wicked movie looks so particularly galling is because its set in the same universe as perhaps the most famous technicolor film of all time which is more than [--] years old and still looks better than whatever I saw on my tv last night"
X Link 2024-02-12T23:36Z [----] followers, 602K engagements

"A lot of ink has been spent trying to figure out what makes Cruise so good at his whole deal but I think its because hes really good at saying you gotta be fucking kidding me with just his face still thinking about this shot from Mission Impossible https://t.co/iCveqykFIV still thinking about this shot from Mission Impossible https://t.co/iCveqykFIV"
X Link 2024-02-29T19:11Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements

"His daughter in the background backing him up is so funny"
X Link 2024-03-28T16:49Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements

"Still really funny that Marvel named a movie Endgame and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that"
X Link 2024-04-26T17:14Z [----] followers, 433.7K engagements

"@alibrooke4ever Hes said that he spent so much time on casting their families specifically when casting for HP because he cast and directed Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone and saw what happened to that family"
X Link 2024-06-17T02:09Z [----] followers, 374.5K engagements

"Tom Cruise lives in England pretty much full time now and in a very rare interview he gave in [----] he said pretty much outright that it was because people leave him alone there lol"
X Link 2024-08-26T18:49Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements

"Three sixty five Barack Obama responds to critics claiming he never listened to [---] by Charli xcx which was featured on his annual summer playlist. https://t.co/RCkgt288UE Barack Obama responds to critics claiming he never listened to [---] by Charli xcx which was featured on his annual summer playlist. https://t.co/RCkgt288UE"
X Link 2024-09-06T03:42Z [----] followers, 812.8K engagements

"Dont fuck with the mail. Thats a federal crime and the USPIS has nothing better to do than to very meticulously investigate and prosecute every instance of mail fraud and tampering"
X Link 2024-10-25T01:14Z [----] followers, 327.9K engagements

"Me whenever I turn off motion smoothing at someones house I hope Tom Cruise is proud of me for turning off the motion smoothing on the airbnb tv I hope Tom Cruise is proud of me for turning off the motion smoothing on the airbnb tv"
X Link 2024-11-24T23:36Z [----] followers, 556.3K engagements

"Dead wife in a flashback coded he was subverting gender norms here https://t.co/ODJ4aRAb7S he was subverting gender norms here https://t.co/ODJ4aRAb7S"
X Link 2025-02-11T18:34Z [----] followers, 529.1K engagements

"And why not why shouldnt we go see Sinners in IMAX tonight"
X Link 2025-04-17T19:36Z [----] followers, 2.2M engagements

"There is a child on normal jeopardy who is on a [--] day winning streak"
X Link 2025-04-23T23:02Z [----] followers, 636.1K engagements

"When he pumped his arms to pump himself up I threw my phone Ready set run. Get tickets now to see #MissionImpossible - The Final Reckoning only in theatres May [--]. https://t.co/W9D3M0cBQ0 https://t.co/p9BMsQQJF5 Ready set run. Get tickets now to see #MissionImpossible - The Final Reckoning only in theatres May [--]. https://t.co/W9D3M0cBQ0 https://t.co/p9BMsQQJF5"
X Link 2025-04-28T20:27Z [----] followers, 998.7K engagements

"God hes so cool for doing premature ejaculation jokes in his movie star filmmaking sandbox film series now watching the funniest mission impossible https://t.co/M3fNskQ7js now watching the funniest mission impossible https://t.co/M3fNskQ7js"
X Link 2025-05-11T00:17Z [----] followers, 751.3K engagements

"I accidentally turned on motion smoothing on my TV 😭 I accidentally turned on motion smoothing on my TV 😭"
X Link 2025-05-11T21:36Z [----] followers, 504.9K engagements

"I talked to Stanley Kubrick before he died and he agrees with me that everything I do is awesome and above reproach I talked to Stanley Kubrick before he died and he agrees with me that everything I do is awesome and above reproach"
X Link 2025-06-05T14:38Z [----] followers, 366.2K engagements

"For contrast when Tom likes someone:"
X Link 2025-06-23T19:40Z [----] followers, 2.9M engagements

"New reason to live just dropped Lily Gladstone has been cast in the new THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR movie directed by & starring Michael B. Jordan. The film follows a rich playboy who enjoys stealing art for a hobby but meets his match in an insurance investigator who quickly fall for each other. https://t.co/liaNSq1dMy Lily Gladstone has been cast in the new THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR movie directed by & starring Michael B. Jordan. The film follows a rich playboy who enjoys stealing art for a hobby but meets his match in an insurance investigator who quickly fall for each other. https://t.co/liaNSq1dMy"
X Link 2025-07-07T16:01Z [----] followers, 644.9K engagements

"Rowling Pedro pascal mustve pissed off someone at the CIA or whoever sets all the talking points for the blue check accounts Pedro pascal mustve pissed off someone at the CIA or whoever sets all the talking points for the blue check accounts"
X Link 2025-07-24T16:17Z [----] followers, 391.6K engagements

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