# ![@iamdevloper Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::564919357.png) @iamdevloper I Am Devloper

I Am Devloper posts on X about javascript, ai, cloudflare, code the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [finance](/list/finance)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [countries](/list/countries)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [vc firms](/list/vc-firms)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) 

**Social topic influence**
[javascript](/topic/javascript), [ai](/topic/ai), [cloudflare](/topic/cloudflare) #72, [code](/topic/code) #4327, [build](/topic/build), [stack](/topic/stack), [if you](/topic/if-you), [vercel](/topic/vercel) #63, [the first](/topic/the-first), [in the](/topic/in-the)

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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**Top assets mentioned**
[Cloudflare, Inc. (NET)](/topic/cloudflare) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Merge (MERGE)](/topic/merge) [Optimism (OP)](/topic/optimism) [Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/$spot)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Being the only developer in a team of [--] doesn't make you CTO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1005730470531878912)  2018-06-10T08:36Z 398.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Idea: A CSS linter that fails every codebase test until youve implemented a CSS-in-JS solution"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1092500171584405504)  2019-02-04T19:08Z 398.1K followers, [---] engagements


"your dev superhero name is your favourite editor + the last side project you abandoned"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1222069224992055296)  2020-01-28T08:09Z 398.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Debugging is like being the surgeon of your own code. Too bad it usually feels more like an autopsy performed after an espresso overdose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2013189819606655332)  2026-01-19T10:00Z 398.1K followers, [----] engagements


"When you're so deep into debugging you realize that the matrix was just poorly written code and Neo is effectively a Software Engineer with superhuman stack overflow abilities"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2015364146137550850)  2026-01-25T10:00Z 398K followers, [----] engagements


"founders will give clawdbot unrestricted access to their bank account before going to therapy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2015744555425898895)  2026-01-26T11:12Z 398.1K followers, [----] engagements


"If you immediately understand these references you need to go touch grass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2015828284701814823)  2026-01-26T16:44Z 398K followers, 17.2K engagements


"Hiring a developer when LLMs exist is like putting a vinyl record on when Spotify exists"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2016820138096435216)  2026-01-29T10:26Z 398K followers, 24.6K engagements


"I have been testing something that actually feels different. Instead of prompting line by line I described a goal reviewed a spec approved it and walked away. Came back later to working verified code. That distinction matters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2016837382192976203)  2026-01-29T11:34Z 398.1K followers, [----] engagements


"It is called Quest [---] by Qoder. This is not a copilot and not watch me code. You define intent. It generates a spec. You approve what done means. Then it executes autonomously until it works"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2016837385212809520)  2026-01-29T11:34Z 398.1K followers, [----] engagements


"The important shift is this: Spec - Build - Verify - Fix - Re-verify That loop runs until the result actually matches the spec. Tokens produce deliverables not code you still need to babysit. This feels like the moment agents stop being demos and start shipping"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2016837387251310682)  2026-01-29T11:34Z 398.1K followers, [---] engagements


"It also runs tasks in parallel across environments and learns your codebase as it goes. No model picker. No micromanaging. Reasoning coding UI testing all routed automatically. You can submit multiple tasks close your laptop and come back later. That quietly changes how developers think about time and focus. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016837391541993705 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016837391541993705"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2016837391541993705)  2026-01-29T11:34Z 398.1K followers, [---] engagements


"This feels like a real shift: From AI collaborator to AI executor From prompts to delegation From watch me code to tell me the goal Quest [---] runs locally on Mac Windows and Linux. There is a free trial with credits if you want to try a real task. [--]. new users could have a 2-week pro trial with some credits to execute [--] Quest tasks [--] Only $2 for the first month subscription. Jan.29 - Jan. [--]. Ends soon https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016837393844723757 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016837393844723757"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2016837393844723757)  2026-01-29T11:34Z 398.1K followers, [----] engagements


"And why in the good hell would I want to do that Atlassian It's a Confluence page not the Deathly Hallows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1062644856814747650)  2018-11-14T09:54Z 398K followers, [---] engagements


".are they allowed to leave 9:15 pm Monday night. Not a single Eng has left yet. The only thing to do in life is build. https://t.co/5bSqAyacPu 9:15 pm Monday night. Not a single Eng has left yet. The only thing to do in life is build. https://t.co/5bSqAyacPu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1998335104586764451)  2025-12-09T10:13Z 397.9K followers, 476.8K engagements


"Most AI coding tools still work like this: They write code. Then you debug it. Then you test it. Then you fix it. If you still do verification that is not autonomous. That is autocomplete with confidence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2016837379504443739)  2026-01-29T11:34Z 397.8K followers, 60.6K engagements


"People keep saying "AI will replace developers" Meanwhile OpenAI and Anthropic are still hiringdevelopers Also: half the world still prefers talking to a human We'll be fine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2016873556194259300)  2026-01-29T13:58Z 397.9K followers, 22K engagements


"Prompt: You are a Senior Software Engineer at a FAANG. You own this end-to-end without authority. Move fast after alignment. Think big deliver small miss nothing. Scope is fluid. Failure is personal. Output: Impact. Review: Could do more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2017285113986314696)  2026-01-30T17:13Z 397.9K followers, 11.2K engagements


"Ever noticed how your code runs perfectly at 3am but is ready to implode during the 10am team demo I'm starting to think my programs are nocturnal much like their creator"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2017538473314390289)  2026-01-31T10:00Z 398K followers, [----] engagements


"Claude and ChatGPT No I won't explain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2017624055717744889)  2026-01-31T15:40Z 398K followers, 11K engagements


"Debugging code is just like playing hide and seek except the person who hid ran away and now you're playing alone in a haunted mansion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2017900860366352752)  2026-02-01T10:00Z 398K followers, [----] engagements


"When developers talk about software "aging like wine" they're usually referring to vinegar not a fine Bordeaux"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2018263249842483473)  2026-02-02T10:00Z 398K followers, [----] engagements


"AI video tools used to guess what I meant. Higgsfield just shipped Vibe-Motion - prompt-to-motion design where Claude actually reasons through your intent then lets you tweak everything live. This is vibe codingbut for motion design. Higgsfield AI just ENDED [--] more creative jobs. THE FIRST AI motion design tool with full real-time control. Higgsfield Vibe-Motion is LIVE. Powered by @AnthropicAI's Claude. One prompt creates any motion design you can imagine. Refine every parameter live on canvas. No https://t.co/vPpQ3v0z5v Higgsfield AI just ENDED [--] more creative jobs. THE FIRST AI motion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2018722779600691229)  2026-02-03T16:26Z 397.9K followers, [----] engagements


"You don't just get a video. You get a live canvas where you can tweak timing spacing layout easing - and Claude keeps everything consistent. No "start over" tax"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2018722787385315768)  2026-02-03T16:26Z 398K followers, [--] engagements


"This feels exactly like vibe coding. You say: "Make it feel more premium. Less bounce." Claude understands why - not just what - and adjusts the motion logic accordingly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2018722789084058001)  2026-02-03T16:26Z 397.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Spent half the day arguing with a boolean. It claimed to be so strict with its true and false yet kept acting like a null. The audacity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2018988025707941890)  2026-02-04T10:00Z 397.9K followers, [----] engagements


"One more thought on Higgsfield Vibe-Motion. What makes this interesting isnt "AI video" Its that the system reasons about motion before it animates. Thats a big shift"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2019092723022610894)  2026-02-04T16:56Z 397.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Most GenAI tools treat motion as pixels. Vibe-Motion treats it as logic: hierarchy timing rules layout constraints intent That's why edits don's fall apart when you tweak things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2019092724717105307)  2026-02-04T16:56Z 397.9K followers, [----] engagements


"codex vs claude code is Jordan vs LeBron for dorks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2019522241332146458)  2026-02-05T21:23Z 397.9K followers, 10K engagements


"Coming back to PHP after years in the JavaScript ecosystem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1913623189025890532)  2025-04-19T15:58Z 397.8K followers, 120.8K engagements


"Remember DHTML"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2018439555947372888)  2026-02-02T21:41Z 397.8K followers, 18.3K engagements


"Most AI video tools are slot machines. Prompt output disappointment reroll. Vibe-Motion is different because it thinks before it renders"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2018722781618200729)  2026-02-03T16:26Z 397.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Higgsfield put Claudes reasoning engine inside a motion design system. Not pattern-matching. Not vibes-only. Actual intent motion logic controllable output. Same Claude thats good at code. Now doing motion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2018722785124827522)  2026-02-03T16:26Z 397.8K followers, [----] engagements


"when I ask claude to make a plan and it starts mentioning "weeks""  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2019712398278725669)  2026-02-06T09:58Z 397.8K followers, 11.2K engagements


"you need to be slowdevmaxxing. you need to read the docs all the way through. you need to let the test suite finish. you need to ship one small thing. you need to wait for the build. you need to stare out the window while it compiles. you need to breathe in. you need to breathe out. When you realise that going slow is the secret to a regulated nervous system. https://t.co/CS9mw8xddP When you realise that going slow is the secret to a regulated nervous system. https://t.co/CS9mw8xddP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2020768382807662710)  2026-02-09T07:55Z 397.8K followers, 18.3K engagements


"name a better period of time than between accepting an offer and your official start date"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2021166114898612228)  2026-02-10T10:15Z 397.8K followers, 10.4K engagements


"Respond to this post with a link to a side project you're on the cusp of abandoning. Let's see if we can breathe any life back into them 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2021229004884230538)  2026-02-10T14:25Z 397.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Is it actually impostor syndrome or do you just get AI to do all your coding now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2019525017504215218)  2026-02-05T21:34Z 397.8K followers, 13.5K engagements


"Cloudflare. Hot take: Vercel and Supabase are great for small projects. But as soon as you get any solid traffic you should self host to avoid crazy $$$ costs. Hot take: Vercel and Supabase are great for small projects. But as soon as you get any solid traffic you should self host to avoid crazy $$$ costs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2021322258359148953)  2026-02-10T20:35Z 397.8K followers, 37K engagements


"A Lovable customer is like the northern lights for me I've been reliably informed they exist but I've never seen them personally"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021514693181833470)  2026-02-11T09:20Z 397.8K followers, [----] engagements


"a startup needs [--] cofounders - [--] to build the product - [--] to build the company - [--] to post memes on social media"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021883562702610676)  2026-02-12T09:46Z 397.8K followers, 18K engagements


"thank god programming is solved I hated writing code. anyway off to issue statements to a computer in a way it can interpret"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021883924595593300)  2026-02-12T09:47Z 397.8K followers, 97.7K engagements


"I just.don't believe the $46k hosting costs The Epstein email website racked up a $46485.99 Vercel bill All the replies were: [--]. Use Cloudflare [--]. I could host this on a VPS for a ham sandwich I dug into the site to see what could be causing this and if it would be cheaper or even possible with [---] million page views https://t.co/fi6jExWy0Q The Epstein email website racked up a $46485.99 Vercel bill All the replies were: [--]. Use Cloudflare [--]. I could host this on a VPS for a ham sandwich I dug into the site to see what could be causing this and if it would be cheaper or even possible with 450"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2021975412474359980)  2026-02-12T15:51Z 397.8K followers, 10K engagements


"Instant day ruiner when you need to use App Store Connect someone from @Apple seriously needs to reflect on this someone from @Apple seriously needs to reflect on this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022274368185803206)  2026-02-13T11:39Z 397.8K followers, 10.6K engagements


"What if.it was never about the code But the KPIs you hit along the way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022290291084898689)  2026-02-13T12:42Z 397.8K followers, [----] engagements


"day 1: "I just need a simple backend" day 2: setting up Postgres day 3: writing Express routes day 4: auth middleware day 5: deploying to AWS day 6: debugging CORS day 7: logging and monitoring day 8: still no frontend there's gotta be a better way to do this https://reqres.in https://reqres.in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022725808939504001)  2026-02-14T17:33Z 397.8K followers, 13.9K engagements


"_ .) Everyone's too afraid to admit they've no idea what they're doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1011555126761402368)  2018-06-26T10:21Z 398.5K followers, [----] engagements


"You're talking about Vim's shell. Vim is the name of the editor that created the shell. No one ever bothers to read the manual"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1073558250740727808)  2018-12-14T12:40Z 399.3K followers, [---] engagements


"programming progression year 0: I know nothing years 1-2: I know some things years 3-4: I don't know what I don't know years 4-4.5: I know *everything* years 4.5-10+: I know nothing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1100350155658678274)  2019-02-26T11:01Z 404.6K followers, 14.7K engagements


"Up your fee 1.5x every time your client says ".and that shouldn't take you too long""  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1126420806383357952)  2019-05-09T09:37Z 404.8K followers, [----] engagements


""full-stack" now means you can: build front-ends write back-ends handle devops start a podcast curate a newsletter crack an egg with one hand animate a Pixar movie dunk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1136194197814272001)  2019-06-05T08:53Z 398.4K followers, 30.6K engagements


"people complain about modern js web apps but I also don't wanna go back to the dark ages of clicking a table header to re-order it and the whole page reloads"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1139157854810587136)  2019-06-13T13:09Z 398.2K followers, [----] engagements


"being a front-end dev means you become responsible for the entire API/backend being down just because the button you implemented doesn't do anything when clicked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1163483051688513536)  2019-08-19T16:09Z 399.2K followers, [----] engagements


"I bought a cup of coffee I live here now - freelancers in coffee shops"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1181899074582261760)  2019-10-09T11:47Z 398.7K followers, [----] engagements


""Excited for everyone to consult this document before opening an issue" - open-source developer after spending more time creating a README than the actual tool itself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1280484547424124934)  2020-07-07T12:51Z 398.7K followers, [---] engagements


"I spent a lot of time on dotfiles editor themes and keyboard shortcuts. The rest I just squandered"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1326885513794646018)  2020-11-12T13:52Z 398.8K followers, [---] engagements


"me: "Im definitely 100% sure a ground-up rewrite in this new framework I found [--] minutes ago is the way to go" 💰 https://console.dev/ https://console.dev/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1408092559482789889)  2021-06-24T16:00Z 399.4K followers, [---] engagements


"The introverted urge to stay indoors and not socialise but also complain about being lonely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1464696612979195917)  2021-11-27T20:44Z 398.8K followers, [----] engagements


""I'm something of a developer myself" - a manager offering solutions to the engineering team"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1483443362590044161)  2022-01-18T14:17Z 398.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I cant believe jQuery is going to be baked into all browsers going forward"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1509828686496907345)  2022-04-01T09:43Z 399K followers, [----] engagements


"maybe if millennials spent less on avocado toast and more time learning php theyd be able to afford to buy a house"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1753363650650259777)  2024-02-02T10:24Z 399.2K followers, 60.5K engagements


"Im a real developer Im a real developer I sob through tears as I still cant understand the Kubernetes docs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1861437213134774363)  2024-11-26T15:49Z 404.7K followers, 11.3K engagements


"write jQuery What "old person" thing do you do What "old person" thing do you do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1886829524098383970)  2025-02-04T17:29Z 412.7K followers, 19.5K engagements


"Happy to announce I managed to plug my USB in first time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1897914066183561374)  2025-03-07T07:35Z 404.7K followers, 18.7K engagements


"vibe coding where [--] engineers can now create the tech debt of at least [--] engineers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1902628884278894941)  2025-03-20T07:50Z 399.3K followers, 662.7K engagements


"(flirting) whats every single database you've ever used"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1961422156211826977)  2025-08-29T13:34Z 404K followers, 10.1K engagements


"Ever find yourself wishing coding errors were physical objects That way you could at least enjoy throwing them out the window"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1962455466237132886)  2025-09-01T10:00Z 398.9K followers, 12.9K engagements


"trying to exit vim AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1977721045093146764)  2025-10-13T13:00Z 405.7K followers, 22K engagements


"cursor vs codex no I won't explain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1977770835319332916)  2025-10-13T16:18Z 398.5K followers, 149.8K engagements


"Those who say "sky's the limit" have clearly never encountered a stack overflow or an infinite loop. Welcome to the reality of programming folks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1979487746172297504)  2025-10-18T10:00Z 405.8K followers, 10.6K engagements


"every tutorial: = [--] me an enterprise-grade microservice-ready emotionally unavailable developer: 3f5a9b1c-7e42-4d0a-a1c3-b91fdb2b9a6f 92a78d3b-c24f-49ef-8a4b-ac4c21a57ed9 f4a0d6e0-6c32-4c71-b79e-9cb94b9c7238 5f8b1da1-a67c-40eb-bde9-a2c76b3f7d2a 1a9c8b84-e032-40da-b981-f07d8ef1d17d 28f10cb7-1f69-459a-9df1-3a5a4d7c61a4 4b7afc8d-b09f-470e-b34b-51fa2b9cf85e 97e8c9da-f7c1-4e38-b9cb-f9efc32154b9 0cbf21d4-8a39-4eb5-8e5f-a48b1e7cfda2 5df7a932-7e29-4822-a7a0-0bcf7e2e7391 7e2e1c84-f0b1-4fa1-a3f4-6e59d1327b91 a2d4b7e5-3b8c-4d0a-b1a1-2b4f5c7d8e9f 0a1b2c3d-4e5f-6789-abcd-ef0123456789"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1980031591486201881)  2025-10-19T22:01Z 405.1K followers, 39.9K engagements


"codex make me an AWS clone. no mistakes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1980211694761877978)  2025-10-20T09:57Z 405.1K followers, 20.4K engagements


"yesterday was my first day at AWS and I decided to vibe code some DNS features"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1980492345037713637)  2025-10-21T04:32Z 405.5K followers, 12.9K engagements


"Debugging is like finding a needle in a haystack. You know it's there it's pricking you but it's refusing to be seen. At least the hay doesn't throw tantrums when you touch it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1981662085042868575)  2025-10-24T10:00Z 404K followers, [----] engagements


"the OG vibe coder dude one-shotted the whole thing with Jarvis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1986398491791540557)  2025-11-06T11:41Z 404K followers, [----] engagements


"interviewer do you test your code before pushing it to production me: .when production needs changes I'll make sure they're there As I tell everyone I media train in PR: you never have to answer a questionanswer what you want. Masterclass: https://t.co/Sss9pT75KQ As I tell everyone I media train in PR: you never have to answer a questionanswer what you want. Masterclass: https://t.co/Sss9pT75KQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1986733284525527523)  2025-11-07T09:51Z 404.1K followers, 16.8K engagements


""And we called it index.php and it.did.*everything*.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1987676356948226359)  2025-11-10T00:19Z 402.4K followers, 235.2K engagements


"where could see your entire stack in one file "And we called it index.php and it.did.*everything*." https://t.co/IvLhHt7wjJ "And we called it index.php and it.did.*everything*." https://t.co/IvLhHt7wjJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1987808229829521494)  2025-11-10T09:03Z 404.1K followers, 14.7K engagements


"-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- MIIBOgIBAAJBAKj34GkxFhD90vcNLYLInFEX6Ppy1tPf9Cnzj4p4WGeKLs1Pt8Qu KUpRKfFLfRYC9AIKjbJTWit+CqvjWYzvQwECAwEAAQJAIJLixBy2qpFoS4DSmoEm o3qGy0t6z09AIJtH+5OeRV1be+N4cDYJKffGzDa88vQENZiRm0GRq6a+HPGQMd2k TQIhAKMSvzIBnni7ot/OSie2TmJLY4SwTQAevXysE2RbFDYdAiEBCUEaRQnMnbp7 9mxDXDf6AU0cN/RPBjb9qSHDcWZHGzUCIG2Es59z8ugGrDY+pxLQnwfotadxd+Uy v/Ow5T0q5gIJAiEAyS4RaI9YG8EWx/2w0T67ZUVAw8eOMB6BIUg0Xcu+3okCIBOs /5OiPgoTdSy7bcF9IGpSE8ZgGKzgYQVZeN97YE00 -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY----- I was going to use this one unless anyone's already using it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1988002518937583893)  2025-11-10T21:55Z 402.8K followers, 45.4K engagements


"The secret to successful coding is like meditation: just sit there until a solution appears out of the endless chaos. Wait did I just swap the definitions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1988185055877885952)  2025-11-11T10:00Z 403.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Maybe the glory days of PHP have passed. "And we called it index.php and it.did.*everything*." https://t.co/IvLhHt7wjJ "And we called it index.php and it.did.*everything*." https://t.co/IvLhHt7wjJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1988329602515882442)  2025-11-11T19:34Z 404.1K followers, 16.8K engagements


"I'm a 500x engineer because I'm constantly causing crashes in production"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1988563477976301784)  2025-11-12T11:04Z 402.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Client: fee Me: budget Client: fee How do you get past this dynamic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1988863267033235850)  2025-11-13T06:55Z 402.8K followers, 32.7K engagements


"I don't think we realise how good CloudFlare truly is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1990650138411377083)  2025-11-18T05:15Z 401K followers, 127.1K engagements


"Every developer knows the true terror is not a haunted house or a creepy graveyard but an old legacy codebase that hasn't seen a refactor since Y2K"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1990721771339665719)  2025-11-18T10:00Z 402.6K followers, [----] engagements


"If you're still up whilst Cloudflare is down I just presume you're a loser"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1990782115873763458)  2025-11-18T14:00Z 402.7K followers, 16K engagements


"AI can write your code review your PR and explain Michelangelos brush technique.but it still cant tell you what the Sistine Chapel smells like. Honestly though neither can I after a 12-hour sprint. https://benhowdle.im/amygdalas-determinism-gut-feel.html https://benhowdle.im/amygdalas-determinism-gut-feel.html"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1990782945221910855)  2025-11-18T14:03Z 399.5K followers, 11.9K engagements


"Now I am become Death the destroyer of worlds. I don't think we realise how good CloudFlare truly is I don't think we realise how good CloudFlare truly is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1990783321249550815)  2025-11-18T14:05Z 402.7K followers, 25.9K engagements


"two llms writing and reviewing each others code"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1990823363787235667)  2025-11-18T16:44Z 401K followers, [----] engagements


"claude opening a file edited by codex"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1990823679039537266)  2025-11-18T16:45Z 402K followers, [----] engagements


"who should I do next I don't think we realise how good CloudFlare truly is I don't think we realise how good CloudFlare truly is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1990824088512643552)  2025-11-18T16:47Z 402.8K followers, 14.4K engagements


"Writing code in a new language is like therapy except when it's the reason you need therapy in the first place"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1991084159192707130)  2025-11-19T10:00Z 402.7K followers, [----] engagements


"when I ask claude code to plan out a feature and it comes back with a 2-3 week implementation timeline"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1991449845912269144)  2025-11-20T10:13Z 398.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Are we all pretending we don't just "soft delete" each time TIL that when you 'delete' a chat in chatgpt it just sends a PATCH request to /conversation/id endpoint with is_visible field set to false. i knew they won't delete your data but this feels even more spooky now. doing "delete all" also just calls /conversations with the same https://t.co/CUhtkbv0L2 TIL that when you 'delete' a chat in chatgpt it just sends a PATCH request to /conversation/id endpoint with is_visible field set to false. i knew they won't delete your data but this feels even more spooky now. doing "delete all" also"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1992932011250757908)  2025-11-24T12:23Z 399.9K followers, 140.2K engagements


"Ever notice that coffee and code are a lot alike Both dark bitter and responsible for most of my existential dread"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1993983262666985878)  2025-11-27T10:00Z 399.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Just got invited to a Google Meet at 9am Monday morning with my boss and the nice lady from HR. Excited to see what they want"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1994832265755623894)  2025-11-29T18:14Z 399.5K followers, 31.7K engagements


""Have you considered Docker for your static landing page with [--] visitors" BREAKING: OpenAI ready to roll out ads in ChatGPT responses. BREAKING: OpenAI ready to roll out ads in ChatGPT responses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1996516872125374608)  2025-12-04T09:48Z 399.5K followers, 29.7K engagements


"Running code on the first try is like waking up without hitting snooze. Sounds great in theory but never happens in practice. And when it does it's more suspicious than satisfying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1996882365268869339)  2025-12-05T10:00Z 399.5K followers, [----] engagements


"When you've hit a wall with your code and you take a break only to realize that the real world has bugs too without a Debug button. Back to the matrix I go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1997244755835605238)  2025-12-06T10:00Z 399.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Told my boss I'd been refactoring code all day. Pretty sure both of us knew I was actually digging through Stack Overflow but some truths are better left unsaid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1997607140324737035)  2025-12-07T10:00Z 399.4K followers, 11.4K engagements


"Marquee / Working on a little something. Can't wait to show you. Working on a little something. Can't wait to show you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1998358802866098183)  2025-12-09T11:47Z 399.5K followers, 17.4K engagements


"Monolith: "all my bugs are in one place." Microservices: "My bugs are distributed for scalability.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1998805224342077667)  2025-12-10T17:21Z 399.4K followers, 196.1K engagements


"honestly I think I probably would (accidentally)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1999168968372654302)  2025-12-11T17:26Z 399.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Developers' version of a balanced diet: equal parts of frustration and breakthroughs served with a side of Stack Overflow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1999781469074456914)  2025-12-13T10:00Z 399.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Client: We need this complex feature up and running by tomorrow. My brain: Well at least we finally found a use for that 'instant noodles for a week' contingency plan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2000143856680009788)  2025-12-14T10:00Z 399.4K followers, 11.5K engagements


"wait how are we all pronouncing cURL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2000857055448719447)  2025-12-16T09:14Z 399.3K followers, 40.7K engagements


"that one guy who vibe-coded the internal sales tool but hasn't a clue how to support it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2000867463114768433)  2025-12-16T09:55Z 399.2K followers, [----] engagements


"why did CoffeeScript fail where TypeScript prevailed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2001333668753870920)  2025-12-17T16:48Z 399.2K followers, 40.7K engagements


"Cloudflare The answer is always Cloudflare i'm free leeching on @vercel for hosting my static websites and i see this . (oopsie daisy i'm going stupid viral sry my bad :/ ) what does it mean i dont want to be surprised with a bill 💀 do they just slow the websites down or any better hosting solution for static https://t.co/doheanhGrD i'm free leeching on @vercel for hosting my static websites and i see this . (oopsie daisy i'm going stupid viral sry my bad :/ ) what does it mean i dont want to be surprised with a bill 💀 do they just slow the websites down or any better hosting solution for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2002193683949478293)  2025-12-20T01:45Z 399.2K followers, 21.6K engagements


"Decided to take a day off. Managed to solve a bug in my dream. Inspirational quote of the day: you can run from JavaScript but you cannot hide"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2003405346627281108)  2025-12-23T10:00Z 399.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Compiling my code is a lot like cooking. Except the kitchen is on fire the ingredients are written in an extinct language and in the end I still end up with a sandwich instead of lasagna"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2004130122316632333)  2025-12-25T10:00Z 399.2K followers, [----] engagements


"The job didn't disappear. The surface area exploded. I've never felt this much behind as a programmer. The profession is being dramatically refactored as the bits contributed by the programmer are increasingly sparse and between. I have a sense that I could be 10X more powerful if I just properly string together what has become I've never felt this much behind as a programmer. The profession is being dramatically refactored as the bits contributed by the programmer are increasingly sparse and between. I have a sense that I could be 10X more powerful if I just properly string together what has"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2004705850041213262)  2025-12-27T00:08Z 399.2K followers, 28.2K engagements


"everyone asking which model I use as my agentic llm and I'm over here still mixing up slice and splice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2004810178588520794)  2025-12-27T07:02Z 399K followers, [----] engagements


"Coding interviews: "No AI. Solve this puzzle. We'll watch you." Actual dev job: "Please read 40k lines of code written by someone who left in 2017." We are absolutely not hiring for the same job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2004891544592281892)  2025-12-27T12:26Z 399.1K followers, 82.1K engagements


"Some say the fear of public speaking is worse than the fear of death. Those people have obviously never seen their code inexplicably fail in a live demo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2005579674764591366)  2025-12-29T10:00Z 399K followers, [----] engagements


"JavaScript frameworks multiply faster than rabbits on coffee. Meanwhile the coffee maker breaks down on the day you have to debug in all of them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2006304448960684459)  2025-12-31T10:00Z 399.1K followers, [----] engagements


"ReqRes started as a fake API. It somehow became a real backend for frontenders. Projects auth logs persistence. Beta = [--] month free (code: EXTRIAL) https://reqres.in https://reqres.in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2006318043975287020)  2025-12-31T10:54Z 398.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Coffee: A developer's cryptonite. Without it our superpowers to turn caffeine into code diminish significantly. Or perhaps it's just placebo. Does it matter though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2007754001081639203)  2026-01-04T10:00Z 399K followers, [----] engagements


"Most APIs people build are the same 80%: auth CRUD logs a bit of glue ReqRes does that part for you. A real backend you call directly from the frontend. No servers. No databases. Just fetch(). Live example (auth + per-user CRUD): https://app.reqres.in/examples/notes-app https://app.reqres.in/examples/notes-app"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2008509345156485403)  2026-01-06T12:01Z 398.5K followers, [----] engagements


"poor guy we don't mean it really"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2008944757045661815)  2026-01-07T16:52Z 398.5K followers, [----] engagements


"TIL Tailwind had employees"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2009281623137603831)  2026-01-08T15:10Z 398.5K followers, [----] engagements


"its [----] and the only things you need are index.php and phpMyAdmin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2009301542373851290)  2026-01-08T16:29Z 398.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Vibe coding is a cigarette for your programming growth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2010355584227487895)  2026-01-11T14:18Z 398.4K followers, 16.7K engagements


"Rust what are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy what are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2010489861380149493)  2026-01-11T23:11Z 398.5K followers, 17.9K engagements


"When they tell you it's 'quick and easy' remember it's only from their perspective. Note to self: Client interpretations of 'quick and easy' in tech may differ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2011015492408881314)  2026-01-13T10:00Z 398.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Please help me budget this my startup is dying. Cloud infra: $420 Monitoring: $180 CI/CD: $95 LLMs: $6800 Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My startup is dying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2011437095911674210)  2026-01-14T13:55Z 398.3K followers, 43.5K engagements


"Claude Code and Codex I won't explain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2012302334328500347)  2026-01-16T23:13Z 398.4K followers, 13.6K engagements


"ChatGPT when people ask it for major life advice and then they listen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2012458480540459158)  2026-01-17T09:34Z 398.4K followers, 12.2K engagements


"mfw Claude Code says "Clauding.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2012815631549190216)  2026-01-18T09:13Z 398.4K followers, [----] engagements


"The day's almost over and I didn't fix my entire life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2013030793027698756)  2026-01-18T23:28Z 398.4K followers, 10.4K engagements


"Sometimes I feel like my code is a modern art masterpiece. Everyone stares at it everyone comments but nobody really understands it. Is that genius or just Monday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/2015001757567320470)  2026-01-24T10:00Z 398.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Designers. Spend days on animation prototypes living in hope that a dev will actually implement it correctly * * at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/539479288786223104)  2014-12-01T18:01Z 398.7K followers, [---] engagements


"REVEALED: a look behind the scenes at how Angular.js was created. http://t.co/fbfp4G0knw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/569290701378334721)  2015-02-22T00:20Z 405K followers, [---] engagements


"5 Signs Your Colleague Is A Vim User: Theyll tell you Theyll tell you Theyll tell you Theyll tell you Theyll tell you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/638662703796490240)  2015-09-01T10:40Z 398.6K followers, [----] engagements


"The harsh reality of what its like to be a developer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/743723735027355648)  2016-06-17T08:35Z 398.7K followers, [----] engagements


"The sell: become a designer change the world The reality: become a designer create Jira tickets for devs to fix stuff youve noticed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/750009704437264384)  2016-07-04T16:53Z 398.7K followers, [----] engagements


"1969: -what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM -sending people to the moon 2017: -what're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM -running Slack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/926458505355235328)  2017-11-03T14:38Z 403.6K followers, 98.6K engagements


"early javascript developers talking to front-end devs who only know jQuery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/946662552460767232)  2017-12-29T08:41Z 398.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Your last commit message becomes the tag line for your [----] presidential campaign. Whatre you running with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1053978155999027200)  2018-10-21T11:55Z 423.5K followers, [----] engagements


""k" - Boston Dynamics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1085860424455782400)  2019-01-17T11:24Z 424.3K followers, [---] engagements


"*google an issue* * find relevant GitHub Issue* Ah [----] This must've been fixed by now *scroll through [--] pages* _h4t0n commented [--] days ago_ any progress on this GODDAMMIT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1138792943794343936)  2019-06-12T12:59Z 418.4K followers, 21.7K engagements


"It's only jQuery if it's from the jQuer region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling javascript"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1153610783030304769)  2019-07-23T10:20Z 419.1K followers, [----] engagements


"MongoDB it's like the Dory from Finding Nemo of databases"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1159466743355461632)  2019-08-08T14:09Z 424.3K followers, [----] engagements


"need temporary storage for session tokens use mongodb where you get ephemerality for free"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1168828034691948544)  2019-09-03T10:08Z 424.3K followers, [---] engagements


"STOP making fun of different js frameworks Vue is FAST React is POPULAR Svelte is COOL Polymer is BEAUTIFUL Angular Aurelia is INTRIGUING"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1176849712516780032)  2019-09-25T13:23Z 408.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Tech Hogwarts. Complete the title: Harry Potter and the ________"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1197281108213293056)  2019-11-20T22:30Z 419.5K followers, [----] engagements


"If you add "speaker" to your bio I'm going to start asking if you're a Sonos or an Echo Dot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1255846749459156997)  2020-04-30T13:09Z 408.2K followers, [---] engagements


"MFW I create a symbolic link in Unix"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1257606727035506690)  2020-05-05T09:43Z 418.1K followers, 11.5K engagements


"interview: sort binary tree job: manually update csv files"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1288115094837059585)  2020-07-28T14:12Z 424.3K followers, 14.5K engagements


"Show me worse UX than this:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1337538974789865473)  2020-12-11T23:25Z 425K followers, 107.7K engagements


"nothing hurts quite like it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1348935264249511936)  2021-01-12T10:10Z 423.4K followers, 27.4K engagements


"Biggest lie in tech "realtime" is realtime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1364872730160607232)  2021-02-25T09:39Z 424.2K followers, [----] engagements


"In theoretical computer science the CAP theorem states that it is impossible for a distributed data store to simultaneously provide more than two out of the following three guarantees: live laugh love"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1369685169855168512)  2021-03-10T16:22Z 424.4K followers, [---] engagements


"when you build your app with Rails and then have to rewrite it because it's slow rails:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1372837923759009796)  2021-03-19T09:10Z 424.3K followers, [---] engagements


"when the pipeline refuses to deploy to prod because of failing tests:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1420354786990477315)  2021-07-28T12:05Z 408.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Whats your #1 unspoken tip about the tech industry Ill go first: Changing jobs is the most efficient and successful way to get a pay rise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1457692682101329920)  2021-11-08T12:53Z 419.5K followers, [----] engagements


"founders: how can we retain talent talent: money founders: that cant be it we must be missing something talent: nope its money founders: got it. branded caps and team lunches it is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1524316585267240961)  2022-05-11T09:12Z 410.6K followers, [----] engagements


"interviewer: if you can explain what deadlocks are Ill hire you me: hire me and Ill explain deadlocks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1539363132593819648)  2022-06-21T21:42Z 418.8K followers, 16.4K engagements


"If javascript knows that undefined is not a function why would it not justdefine it for me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1600776736933031936)  2022-12-08T08:58Z 419.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Elon & Mark (2023 - Threads launch)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1677196606112686080)  2023-07-13T13:57Z 437.4K followers, 24.7K engagements


"can I learn javascript without first knowing react"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1683044818790801408)  2023-07-23T09:22Z 438.3K followers, 209.1K engagements


"me: Rome wasn't built in a day manager: we just need a ballpark date for the release me: "  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1686665630273966080)  2023-08-02T09:09Z 424.1K followers, 70.5K engagements


"You need to learn these all over again which one arent you bothering with: JavaScript Regex Kubernetes PHP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1691353496673513472)  2023-08-15T07:37Z 438.3K followers, 105.8K engagements


"- who are you - I am Death - have you come for me - no. I have come for your us-east-1 instances"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1692435921767973347)  2023-08-18T07:19Z 438.3K followers, 163.7K engagements


"engineer: leave me alone to build the thing founder: I need to hire more people to tell me what engineers are doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1695070918500847671)  2023-08-25T13:49Z 438.3K followers, 21.8K engagements


"Sing for your supper ChatGPT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1696456507271885063)  2023-08-29T09:35Z 437.8K followers, [----] engagements


"programming: used to be.writing different commands until it worked then it was.copying and pasting different commands until it worked now it is.hitting TAB to autocomplete AI suggested code and presuming it works"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1696839037602988363)  2023-08-30T10:55Z 437.8K followers, 44.7K engagements


"Hiring more engineers will amplify fundamental inefficiencies in the organisation not fix them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1697146982584758349)  2023-08-31T07:19Z 438.3K followers, 27.1K engagements


"Domain name checkout pages should have a CAPTCHA feature which makes youve prove youve launched your last side project before proceeding"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1700529927701840307)  2023-09-09T15:21Z 438.3K followers, 52.8K engagements


"the company: we offer unlimited PTO the company when you want to take any:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1704400512181788959)  2023-09-20T07:42Z 438.3K followers, 88.6K engagements


"manager: I noticed your productivity is slipping me: yes Im not working as hard recently manager: we expect 100% from you at all times me: nothing in nature outputs at 100% 100% of the time why do you expect that of me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1705114276560576564)  2023-09-22T06:58Z 438.3K followers, 196K engagements


"BREAKING NEWS: developer has to write documentation even though the code is pretty self-explanatory"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1705837753605202357)  2023-09-24T06:53Z 438.3K followers, 157K engagements


"- our system is eventually consistent - right so its not consistent - well it is just not right away. it eventually is - soits not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1713821966992368041)  2023-10-16T07:39Z 437.8K followers, 57.7K engagements


"The [--] year cycle of reinventing post.php"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1718172238573187114)  2023-10-28T07:45Z 438.5K followers, 296.6K engagements


"ChatGPT: [--] Me: 0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1730840707336679796)  2023-12-02T06:45Z 428.7K followers, 44.6K engagements


"my goal for [----] is to start deploying code based on passing a test suite and not just passing a vibe check"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1733239824004313329)  2023-12-08T21:39Z 438.4K followers, 59.6K engagements


"Uber has no cars Spotify has no bands Airbnb offers no breakfast"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1734272413871845386)  2023-12-11T18:02Z 438.5K followers, 47.1K engagements


"PHP in 2024"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1737170270673089014)  2023-12-19T17:57Z 438.3K followers, 69.5K engagements


"Ive just been thawed out after being cryogenically frozen and the last thing I remember is building website layouts with html tables Catch me up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1737771014552191421)  2023-12-21T09:44Z 437.8K followers, 51.9K engagements


"follow your dreams i dreamt i had [--] arms to operate [--] keyboards all at once. pls advise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1738185525612130373)  2023-12-22T13:11Z [--] followers, 33K engagements


"Hit me with the last [----] Wrapped you want to see Mine would be Meetings That Should Have Been An Email Wrapped [----] where its just a montage of the dead behind my eyes on mute"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1741372119605235858)  2023-12-31T08:14Z 438.3K followers, 48.5K engagements


"in my head: I fixed a bug what comes out my mouth in standup: today marks a significant milestone in our ongoing pursuit of digital excellence and operational efficiency. After a meticulous and comprehensive analysis of our systems architecture I identified and successfully rectified a critical anomaly that was previously undetected in our codebase. This was not merely a bug but a subtle inconsistency that had the potential to evolve into a more complex issue threatening the stability and reliability of our application. The journey to this resolution involved a deep dive into the intricate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1741741388943753309)  2024-01-01T08:41Z 437.8K followers, 172.4K engagements


"what was it like doing web development back in the 2000s using PHP live editing files over FTP seeing instant changes me:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1742454481231507477)  2024-01-03T07:54Z 438.5K followers, 109.6K engagements


"I cant wait to pick through a Git merge conflict in an Apple Vision Pro like Im in Minority Report"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1754427427684556863)  2024-02-05T08:51Z 425.1K followers, 62.7K engagements


"Marcus Aurelius once said Employ jQuery as a Stoic uses wit: sparingly yet with profound impact. Let your selectors be precise your animations smooth and remember much like life's challenges there's likely a plugin for that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1754781130413216174)  2024-02-06T08:16Z 436.9K followers, 29.9K engagements


"please be patient with me programmings nothing like it looks like in the movies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1769736144957120997)  2024-03-18T14:42Z 436.6K followers, 44.4K engagements


"Moment.js bout to get a whole lot more bloated"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1775771749939880405)  2024-04-04T06:25Z 408.6K followers, 77.8K engagements


"Even as a developer Im struggling to figure out the password rules"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1779205700431855923)  2024-04-13T17:51Z 435.8K followers, 341.7K engagements


"Just saw a job posting for a 'rockstar developer' without any mention of required guitar skills. I feel misled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1779848648139956634)  2024-04-15T12:26Z 435.8K followers, 38.5K engagements


"Every developer believes in chaos theory: Introduce one small bug and suddenly you understand how a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil can ruin your code in Canada"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1780122179859857778)  2024-04-16T06:32Z 435.6K followers, 41.2K engagements


"When your code finally works and you're not sure whether to be ecstatic that it's working or terrified because you're not sure why it's working"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1780971593247727837)  2024-04-18T14:48Z 435.7K followers, 35.1K engagements


"There are no main characters its just Big Head shipping ChatGPT output straight to production @MikeJudge Silicon Valley aired [--] years ago this month. Heres how I would write the [----] reboot: https://t.co/18OGQA0XyD Silicon Valley aired [--] years ago this month. Heres how I would write the [----] reboot: https://t.co/18OGQA0XyD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1781205497518911787)  2024-04-19T06:17Z 435.7K followers, 51.7K engagements


"Still waiting Show me worse UX than this: https://t.co/btJEbS72Kf Show me worse UX than this: https://t.co/btJEbS72Kf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1782088419633406322)  2024-04-21T16:46Z 435.5K followers, 90.2K engagements


"Sometimes I feel like I'm in a long-term relationship with JavaScript. There are plenty of arguments most nights I can't sleep but even with all the ups and downs we're still strong together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1783164055517049203)  2024-04-24T16:00Z 435.5K followers, 23.5K engagements


"Debugging code is like solving a mystery novel except the detective messes up clues in the library the murder weapon keeps changing and the murderer turns out to be the coffee machine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1783798234571305083)  2024-04-26T10:00Z 435.5K followers, 35.9K engagements


"The moment you realize that your code is just a series of elaborate trial and error wrapped up in coffee fueled optimism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1784251219382358177)  2024-04-27T16:00Z 419.1K followers, 40.1K engagements


"When you've been at war with a bug for [--] hours only to realize you forgot to save your latest changes and that's why nothing was working. The joy of coding is infinite"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1784613608124469486)  2024-04-28T16:00Z 435.3K followers, 36.9K engagements


"Why do people say 'It's just a quick fix' If it was quick I wouldn't have put off doing it for [--] weeks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/iamdevloper/status/1784922081555009911)  2024-04-29T12:26Z 435.3K followers, 32.3K engagements

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