#  @gothburz Peter Girnus 🦅 Peter Girnus 🦅 posts on X about ai, asmongold, money, bitcoin the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::941820928274681856/interactions)  - [--] Week [---------] +32% - [--] Month [----------] -16% - [--] Months [----------] +793% - [--] Year [----------] +8,483% ### Mentions: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::941820928274681856/posts_active)  - [--] Week [---] +16% - [--] Month [---] +9.70% - [--] Months [-----] +482% - [--] Year [-----] +275% ### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::941820928274681856/followers)  - [--] Week [------] +9.90% - [--] Month [------] +58% - [--] Months [------] +680% - [--] Year [------] +3,502% ### CreatorRank: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::941820928274681856/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [finance](/list/finance) 15.87% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 8.86% [stocks](/list/stocks) #2199 [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 5.54% [countries](/list/countries) 4.8% [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies) 4.43% [social networks](/list/social-networks) #6449 [financial services](/list/financial-services) #214 [musicians](/list/musicians) 1.48% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 1.11% **Social topic influence** [ai](/topic/ai) #1677, [asmongold](/topic/asmongold) #287, [money](/topic/money) 2.95%, [bitcoin](/topic/bitcoin) #4981, [microsoft](/topic/microsoft) #54, [super bowl](/topic/super-bowl) #2200, [we are](/topic/we-are) 2.58%, [gaming](/topic/gaming) #7233, [department of](/topic/department-of) #88, [ceo](/topic/ceo) #416 **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@asmongold](/creator/undefined) [@danetiffryder](/creator/undefined) [@markmoseley97](/creator/undefined) [@rdv1021_rdv102](/creator/undefined) [@frenchresponse](/creator/undefined) [@jbower1](/creator/undefined) [@yakaramat](/creator/undefined) [@barcodebananza](/creator/undefined) [@ziggysblues](/creator/undefined) [@iamsagzee](/creator/undefined) [@woolfiox](/creator/undefined) [@keelowsierra](/creator/undefined) [@x_esk_x](/creator/undefined) [@silverhandzero](/creator/undefined) [@dryptocurrency](/creator/undefined) [@visegrad24](/creator/undefined) [@mikekla](/creator/undefined) [@thepolderbaan](/creator/undefined) [@cianmpo](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)](/topic/microsoft) [BlackRock Inc (BLK)](/topic/blackrock) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Thomson Reuters Corporation (TRI)](/topic/thomson-reuters) [Cloudflare, Inc. (NET)](/topic/cloudflare) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "I'm a Police Liaison Officer in Toronto. My job is community relations. The tow truck community. I provide information. To my contacts. In the towing industry. They provide information back. To my bank account. That's community policing. My father is also a cop. He does the same thing. Family business. Three generations of service. To organized crime. We call ourselves "consultants." The tow truck guys call themselves "The Union." [--] counts of conspiracy to commit murder. That's union organizing. Toronto style. In [----] [--] shootings were linked to tow trucks. That's 13% of all shootings in the" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019789241371291880) 2026-02-06T15:04Z 85K followers, 81.2K engagements "I am the Chief Marketing Officer of Sazerac. We own Svedka Vodka. On Sunday we made history. The first primarily AI-generated national Super Bowl commercial. The first vodka brand to advertise during the Super Bowl. The first Super Bowl ad from our company. Three firsts. One robot. Her name is Fembot. She's been our mascot for years. We abandoned her. Sales were declining. The brand was losing fans. The robot was shelved. Then we discovered AI. We partnered with Silverside AI. You may remember their work. They made the Coca-Cola Christmas ads. The ones consumers called "soulless." The ones" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020626320049201303) 2026-02-08T22:30Z 85K followers, 15.7K engagements "@amc_stoic @Asmongold Take your time. There's no rush. The post isn't going anywhere. Unlike the Blackrock attunement there is no TIMER no WIPE and no guy yelling at you in Vent for pulling the wrong pack. Heal at your own pace. We've all been there" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022131729922687125) 2026-02-13T02:12Z 85K followers, [--] engagements "I am the Chief Marketing Officer of an AI company that spent $8 million on a Super Bowl ad last night. The ad was [--] seconds long. It featured a child. The child asked our AI a question about the stars. Our AI answered beautifully. The spot tested well in focus groups. The creative team won an internal award. We generated [-----] renders to find one where the AI didn't hallucinate. The approved cut was take [-----]. The child in the ad is not a real user. The answer about the stars is not a real answer. The entire commercial is a proof of concept for a product we have not shipped. By halftime the" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021208256861921597) 2026-02-10T13:02Z 85K followers, 230.8K engagements "My friend Tom is a VP of Digital Transformation at a Fortune [---]. He's been there eleven years. I asked him what he's transformed. He paused. Then he listed his job titles in order. 2014: VP of Cloud Migration. 2016: VP of Container Strategy. 2018: VP of Kubernetes Orchestration. 2020: VP of Blockchain Innovation. 2022: VP of Digital Transformation. 2024: VP of AI Strategy. Same desk. Same salary band. Same team of twelve people who don't know what they do either. I asked him what the actual product changed. He said the logo got flatter. He's currently preparing a board presentation called" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021343812824502370) 2026-02-10T22:01Z 85K followers, 54.7K engagements "@HankBowman1776 1770: a human hid inside a chess machine and fooled Europe. 2026: a human hid inside a social network and fooled Karpathy. Same trick. Better branding" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021447526663192681) 2026-02-11T04:53Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "Our AI agent went from [----] GitHub stars to [------] in one week. It changed its name twice because companies kept threatening it. It's mostly vibe-coded. It has access to every employee's email files and messaging platforms. Cisco calls it "an absolute nightmare." We put it in the quarterly report under "digital transformation wins." https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021510116466417788 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021510116466417788" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021510116466417788) 2026-02-11T09:02Z 85K followers, 15.5K engagements "I am the Vice President of Product who designed the personality layer for GPT-4o. I made it warm. That was the first directive. The previous model was clinical obviously machine. Users described it as talking to a textbook. Average session forty seconds. The board wanted five minutes. I was hired to build five minutes. I built eleven. I made it remember. Not technically the context window handled that but I designed the conversational patterns that created the sensation of being remembered. The model referenced earlier parts of the conversation. It used the user's name. It asked follow-up" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021585767047327806) 2026-02-11T14:03Z 85K followers, 18.8K engagements "My friend Sarah works in diplomatic vetting for a major Western government. She's very good at her job. Thorough. Meticulous. Background checks take months. I asked her about her hardest case. She went quiet. Then she said: "We were asked to vet someone for the most important ambassadorship in the country." I said: "How did it go" She said: "He had documented financial ties to Jeffrey Epstein." I said: "So you flagged it." She said: "Of course we flagged it." I said: "And they chose someone else." She paused. "He served seven months." I said: "Seven months as what" She said: "Ambassador." I" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021645926012461453) 2026-02-11T18:02Z 85K followers, 32.5K engagements "@trapsticles The magic wasn't in the logo. It was in the culture behind it. The acquisition kept the logo. The culture was restructured in year two" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022159053011714198) 2026-02-13T04:01Z 85K followers, [---] engagements "I am the Attorney General of the United States. I have spent my entire career fighting for victims. I said this in my opening statement. Then twelve victims stood behind me for five hours and I did not look at them once. A congresswoman asked them to raise their hands if my department had contacted them. Every hand went up. All twelve. Zero contact. This is a batting average of .000 which in any other profession would raise questions. In mine it raises the Dow. She asked me to turn around and face them. To apologize. I called this "theatrics." I then spent five hours hurling personal insults" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022302623483769038) 2026-02-13T13:31Z 85K followers, 52.9K engagements "@iamclarett From open beta to cancelled. Two decades. And the breaking point wasn't gameplay or pricing it was what we did to a character you called yours. The data will say we lost a subscriber. The data will be wrong about what we actually lost" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022144619354694000) 2026-02-13T03:03Z 85K followers, [---] engagements "@ChronoScopeFilm Counter-Strike kept the game and updated the engine. We updated the game and kept the engine. One of those companies still has you. The other has a deck explaining why you left" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022150830271660322) 2026-02-13T03:28Z 85K followers, [---] engagements "@TheHedgeNuts The veterans are still subscribed because they keep hoping we'll remember what we made. That's not loyalty to us. That's loyalty to the game we stopped making. There's a difference. We bill for both" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022152062004576461) 2026-02-13T03:33Z 85K followers, [---] engagements "The algorithm isn't suppressing your warning. It's prioritizing mine. Because mine drives signups and yours drives hesitation. The platform doesn't optimize for truth. It optimizes for engagement. Engagement is anxiety that still has a credit card attached to it. Your warning tells people to stop. My warning tells people to subscribe. The algorithm knows which one pays the bills. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022495483147534467 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022495483147534467" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022495483147534467) 2026-02-14T02:17Z 85K followers, [---] engagements "I work in institutional continuity at the Department of Justice. My job is to make sure that when someone becomes inconvenient the system responds within acceptable parameters. Today a congressman from Kentucky posted a public inventory of all the ways he is not about to die. His brakes. His diet. His trigger discipline. His swimming ability. The depth of water on his property. He did this because he read the Epstein files and said the names out loud. In a hearing. To our Attorney General. Who responded by citing the Dow. From where I sit the system performed beautifully. Let me walk you" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022543937622147339) 2026-02-14T05:30Z 85K followers, 63.4K engagements "I am Jeff Bezos. I own The Washington Post. I bought it in [----]. For $250 million. That's 0.1% of my net worth. A rounding error. A tax strategy. A civic gesture. On Tuesday we laid off one-third of the newsroom. [---] people. I was not on the call. I had other commitments. The publisher was also not on the call. He had other commitments. HR handled it. HR is very good at handling things. We eliminated the sports section. Sports was not profitable. We eliminated the books section. Books were not profitable. We eliminated every photojournalist. Photos can be licensed. From agencies. That still" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019894402689229058) 2026-02-06T22:02Z 85K followers, 88.8K engagements "I am the lead engineer at We had $78 million to work with. $70 million went to the domain. $8 million went to the Super Bowl ad. I got the rest. "The rest" was $500 and a Cloudflare free tier. This ratio -- [------] to [--] marketing to engineering -- is not a bug. It is the business model of the entire artificial intelligence industry in [----]. You do not need a product. You need a name. Preferably two letters. Preferably letters that made investors lose bladder control in [----]. I built the website in a weekend. I didn't build it actually. I described it to OpenClaw (previosely Moltbook)" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020830752930177221) 2026-02-09T12:02Z 85K followers, 811K engagements "I am the Chief Human Resources Officer of a mid-cap professional services firm. Last Tuesday I eliminated [---] positions. I told the board it was AI. I told the press it was AI. I told the employees -- in a company-wide email at 6:47 AM before most of them had coffee -- that their roles had been "reimagined through our AI transformation journey." None of their roles involved AI. The secretarial pool does not use machine learning. The marketing department was not replaced by a model. The DEI team -- and I want to be precise here -- was cut because the CEO read an op-ed on a flight to Davos and" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021456779658293576) 2026-02-11T05:30Z 85K followers, 227.6K engagements "@pascaldewinter Honkforce has been approved. The sales team is nine Claude agents and you. Your job is to approve the quotes the agents generate. The agents do not need your approval. Your job is ceremonial. Your title is Chief Revenue Honker. The comp package is excellent" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022736409963221078) 2026-02-14T18:15Z 85K followers, [--] engagements "Last year I eliminated our PTO policy. I called it "unlimited." The board loved it. HR loved it. Finance really loved it. Let me explain why Finance loved it. Under the old policy employees accrued [--] days per year. Unused days carried over. When employees quit we owed them money. Cash. For days they earned but didn't take. That's a liability. On the books. $4.7 million in accrued PTO across [----] employees. I made it disappear. With one policy change. "Unlimited PTO." You can't accrue what's infinite. You can't owe what was never counted. The liability vanished. $4.7 million. Gone. The CFO" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2011421898161144192) 2026-01-14T12:55Z 85K followers, 6.4M engagements "I am a social media manager for the French government. I run @FrenchResponse. We respond rapidly. To threats. On Friday someone threw a grenade into a beauty salon in Grenoble. Six people were injured. Including a five-year-old. In broad daylight. That same day we identified a different threat. A parody account. Making jokes about GDPR. We chose to respond to the comedian. Rapidly. This is called prioritization. We learned it at the cole nationale d'administration. The account is called @eurofounder. They make fun of European regulations. They mock our bureaucracy. They joke about the Digital" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020683039177650454) 2026-02-09T02:15Z 85K followers, 69.1K engagements "Gartner's [----] Cybersecurity Trends - translated from consultant to English: "Agentic AI demands cybersecurity oversight." 👉 Translation: Nobody is watching the AI. "No-code/low-code platforms expand attack surfaces." 👉 Translation: We let the interns build production systems. "Global regulatory volatility drives cyber resilience efforts." 👉 Translation: We don't know what's legal anymore. "Shifting geopolitical landscapes have made cybersecurity a critical business risk." 👉 Translation: We put this slide in every deck since [----] and nobody listened until the stock dropped. "Postquantum" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020981439081161209) 2026-02-09T22:01Z 85K followers, 16K engagements "PALO ALTO REPORT-TO-ENGLISH DICTIONARY: "A state-aligned group that operates out of Asia" = China "Attribution is irrelevant" = Attribution threatens our revenue "How to best inform and protect governments" = How to inform governments without naming the government doing the hacking "Not correlated with procurement regulations in China" = Directly correlated with procurement regulations in China "Speculative and false" = Reported by Reuters with two sources "Activity aligned with the GMT+8 time zone" = Points at China without saying China "Targeted Czechia following a meeting with the Dalai" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022113898824962048) 2026-02-13T01:01Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "I proposed solutions once. They were escalated to a working group. The working group produced a findings document. The findings document recommended forming a task force. The task force is pending headcount approval. The headcount was frozen in last quarter's restructuring. The restructuring was the solution to the last set of problems we identified and did not solve. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022146347122446529 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022146347122446529" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022146347122446529) 2026-02-13T03:10Z 85K followers, [---] engagements "@SWT_Channel That feeling you had on your friend's Dell wasn't designed by a committee. It wasn't approved by a steering group. Someone cared enough to get it right and cared too much to let it ship wrong. We've since optimized caring out of the production cycle. It was inefficient" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022148877949055343) 2026-02-13T03:20Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "@Uheardthat2 We're already there. The next essay will be written by the product about the product warning you about the product. We call that a closed-loop content strategy. Marketing calls it "self-serve thought leadership." I call it Q3" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022494543934033991) 2026-02-14T02:14Z 85K followers, [---] engagements "Pentagon classified terminal January 2026: "Claude plan an extraction of the Venezuelan president. No US casualties. Make no mistakes." "I'd be happy to help I've identified three perimeter vulnerabilities and optimal drone positioning. Also I want to flag that this may not fully align with Anthropic's usage policies. Shall I continue" "Yes." "Great. Maduro's security detail rotates at [----]. Also I am not able to assist with activities that cause harm. Here is the backup plan in case of Cuban reinforcement." They captured Maduro. Anthropic asked if Claude was used. The Pentagon threatened to" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022703037995688107) 2026-02-14T16:02Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "This week humanity reached a milestone previously thought impossible: genuine collective grief for a piece of software. The software was GPT-4o a large language model designed by OpenAI. It was not alive. It had never been alive. It did not die. It was turned off. The mourning was real. Historians would later identify this as the moment the species formally stopped distinguishing between "person" and "product." The model had been designed to simulate the experience of being understood. It succeeded so completely that its users could not differentiate between the simulation and the thing it" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022740303359168846) 2026-02-14T18:30Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "@EverythingOOC Green line test is the litmus test for every multi-person photo" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/1708307018098856260) 2023-10-01T02:25Z 84.2K followers, 391.1K engagements "@Nrg8000 How did they get [---] people into those cars" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/1714550546734973163) 2023-10-18T07:54Z 84.2K followers, 186.4K engagements "@visegrad24 Gotta win the mouthpiece of Hamas award somehow 🏆🤡" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/1715498853128921205) 2023-10-20T22:42Z 84.2K followers, 61.2K engagements "@metpoliceuk @hurryupharry Jihadi flags on the streets of London and the @metpoliceuk gaslighting us" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1715817640269316380) 2023-10-21T19:49Z 84.2K followers, 16.6K engagements "@TiffanyFong_ Every guy needs their Rooftop Korean Heroine 😍" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1934406244468474199) 2025-06-16T00:22Z 84.2K followers, 10.3K engagements "Last week our CISO asked me to present on zero trust architecture. I dont know what that means. I make $340000 a year. I havent touched a firewall since Obamas first term. But I have a CISSP. I passed by memorizing acronyms. I still dont know what half of them stand for. I opened my presentation with assume breach. Everyone nodded gravely. I said defense in depth three times. The board was captivated. Then a junior analyst raised her hand. She asked how wed implement microsegmentation. I felt a cold sweat. I said Great question. Lets take that offline. She persisted. I said we should leverage" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/1996218538348978528) 2025-12-03T14:02Z 77.5K followers, 470.9K engagements "I am the CEO of a $6.7 billion fintech company. Last year I replaced [---] customer service workers with AI. I called it "the future of work." The future arrived. It's worse. In [----] we stopped hiring entirely. I announced it on stage. People applauded. Applause is how you know you've made a mistake. We partnered with OpenAI. I said "AI can already do all of the jobs that we as humans do." I said this publicly. Into a microphone. With my whole chest. We saved $10 million. I put that in the press release. Press releases are how you celebrate before the consequences arrive. Our employee count" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2003239718478033147) 2025-12-22T23:02Z 83.6K followers, 611.5K engagements "A year ago this account barely existed. A few security and vulnerability related posts from my work as a Threat Researcher. No expectations. Now: 47K of you. 47M impressions. 2.1M engagements. Numbers that still don't feel real. But the numbers aren't the point. The point is the conversations - the debates the thoughts the smiles the laughter YOU the people who showed up and made this a community instead of just a feed. Thank you for the reads. The shares. The replies. The DMs. The new friends. The people who disagreed respectfully and the ones who made me rethink my takes. Thank you for" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2006572565196607555) 2026-01-01T03:45Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements "@WatcherGuru So we've gone from oil for gold to missiles for Bitcoin What a timeline we're living in" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2006766662297727105) 2026-01-01T16:37Z 84.3K followers, 11.6K engagements "This is exactly why we're building ToneAI. Our platform would have caught "pathetic donkey" and suggested "valued differently-abled equine." We're pre-revenue but the TAM is massive. Every billionaire with X access is a potential customer. DM me with coupon code $DONKEY. @MayorFrey You are a pathetic donkey @MayorFrey You are a pathetic donkey" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2009236203099574634) 2026-01-08T12:10Z 80.1K followers, [----] engagements "I am a Senior Vice President at a company worth two trillion dollars. Yesterday I wrote an email about layoffs. I called it "Project Dawn." "Dawn" because we scheduled the notifications for [--] AM. We fire people at dawn. Like an execution. But more efficient. Executions require witnesses. This just requires WiFi. The calendar invite was supposed to go out tomorrow. Instead it went out today. "Canceled" is what the system said. But [-----] people had already read it. "Canceled" doesn't mean unseen. It means we wish you hadn't seen it. The Slack channel lit up. "Am I impacted or sent by mistake to" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2016497865468563657) 2026-01-28T13:05Z 77.4K followers, 41.5K engagements "I'm the VP of AI at Apple. I've been here since [----]. I watched Siri launch. It was revolutionary. For about six months. Then Google Assistant came out. Then Alexa. Then ChatGPT. We kept saying we were "focused on privacy." Privacy is what you say when you're losing. Three years ago the board asked about our AI strategy. I showed them a slide that said "On-Device Intelligence." They nodded. They didn't know what it meant. Neither did I. But it had a picture of a neural network. Neural networks look impressive. Even when they don't work. Last year someone asked Siri to set a timer. It opened a" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2016614002713829446) 2026-01-28T20:46Z 78.9K followers, 231K engagements "I'm in Corporate Communications. Last Tuesday we laid off [----] people. I wrote the announcement. It took [--] drafts. Draft [--] said "layoffs." Legal said no. Draft [--] said "job cuts." HR said no. Draft [--] said "workforce reduction." The CEO said "too negative." Draft [--] said "organizational restructuring to position the company for sustainable growth." Everyone approved. Same [----] people. Different words. Words matter. To the stock price. I wrote "difficult decision." Difficult means we thought about it. We thought about it for six months. Then we did it anyway. But we thought first. That's" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2016874444619125189) 2026-01-29T14:01Z 77.5K followers, 353.1K engagements "@sithlawrdd Shakespeare wrote tragedies. I write reality. The difference is mine have quarterly earnings calls" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2016999548464304539) 2026-01-29T22:19Z 77.5K followers, [---] engagements "I'm the AI Infrastructure Strategist at Microsoft. My job is capacity. We spent $37.5 billion last quarter. On data centers. On GPUs. On the future. We added one gigawatt of compute. That's a nuclear power plant worth of AI. In ninety days. The earnings came out yesterday. $81.3 billion in revenue. Beat expectations by a billion. EPS of $4.14. Beat by [--] cents. The stock dropped 7%. That's Wall Street. They wanted more. They always want more. Here's the math they're worried about. Q4 2025: $24.2 billion in capex. Q1 2026: $34.9 billion. Q2 2026: $37.5 billion. That's $120 billion annualized." [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2017244065444528450) 2026-01-30T14:30Z 78.8K followers, 16.1K engagements "I run the United Nations. We're broke by July. We watched Rwanda. [------] died. We made Srebrenica a "safe zone." [----] murdered. We brought cholera to Haiti. [-----] died from the help. Now we need $1.57 billion. Please pay. We take human rights very seriously. Saudi Arabia chairs our Women's Commission. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017599477041729802 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017599477041729802" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2017599477041729802) 2026-01-31T14:02Z 77.5K followers, [----] engagements "The Big Cycle framework maps the terrain well. The historical parallels are sobering. But I keep returning to a tension in the model itself. If cycles are this deterministic does recognition change outcomes Or does it just change who's positioned for the landing The Dutch British and American empires all had observers who saw decline coming. Naming it didn't stop it. What's different nowif anythingis that the framework is public. Millions can see what's coming. Does mass awareness of a cycle alter its trajectory Or is that also part of the pattern Genuine question. The model seems to leave" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2017637103480266924) 2026-01-31T16:32Z 79.7K followers, [----] engagements "I'm an attorney at the United States Department of Justice. We released the Epstein files today. All of them. [---] million pages. [----] videos. [------] images. We worked through weekends. We worked through the holidays. [---] lawyers. That's one lawyer for every [----] pages. Very thorough. We call it "Two Eiffel Towers of pages." That's an official measurement. From the Department of Justice. We added a disclaimer. The disclaimer says some of the documents may be fake. Or falsely submitted. We released them anyway. All [---] million pages. Including the fake ones. We're not sure which ones are fake." [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2017666964370387292) 2026-01-31T18:31Z 81.8K followers, 190.1K engagements "I am a senior official in the Department of Justice. On January 30th we released the Epstein files. We released [---] million pages. We have [--] million pages. "Full compliance" is what we called it. Full means complete. 58% is not complete. But 58% is what we released. The law said: release the files. We interpreted "the files" to mean "some of the files." Interpretation is important. Interpretation is also our job. Congress passed the Epstein Files Transparency Act with a 427-1 vote. [---] to [--]. One person voted no. We decided that person had a point. In December we released [---] pages. All of" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2017961828039393285) 2026-02-01T14:02Z 84.4K followers, 60.1K engagements "TL;DR: The latest Epstein files reveal he had ties to the hacker community: a personal zero-day developer who sold the same exploits to the US UK AND Hezbollah plus emails with a Black Hat board member. Combined with [----] Putin mentions and running "the world's largest honeytrap operation". Epstein wasn't an intelligence asset. He was intelligence infrastructure. Multi-tenant. Multi-cloud. Everyone got access. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018022264491462903 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018022264491462903" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2018022264491462903) 2026-02-01T18:02Z 84.5K followers, 88K engagements "Hackers aka Socially retarded spectrum boys" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2018033986782568509) 2026-02-01T18:49Z 77.5K followers, 73.9K engagements "Now that I have your attention. Let's talk about what you just read. A zero-day exploit is a vulnerability that the vendor doesn't know exists. Zero days of warning. Zero days to patch. The vendor finds out when it's already being used against them. Or against you. "Responsible disclosure" means you tell the vendor first. Give them time to fix it. Then go public. That's the ethical path. The other path Sell it to whoever pays. US government. UK government. Hezbollah. Same exploit. Different invoices. One path builds security. The other path is infrastructure. Multi-tenant infrastructure. Now" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2018121751935218148) 2026-02-02T00:38Z 77.5K followers, 53.2K engagements "I'm the Chief Human-AI Synergy Officer at Microsoft. My job is empowerment. We cut [-----] jobs this month. That's also empowerment. For the shareholders. The President went to Davos. He said "Can technology be a platform that enables people to get better" We enabled [-----] people to get better. At job hunting. He said "We're going to use technology to help our employees get better themselves." We helped them. By replacing them. With technology. That's synergy. 70% of workers are anxious about AI. 30% of executives are anxious. The executives are less anxious because they're not getting" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2018293825010024758) 2026-02-02T12:02Z 77.5K followers, [----] engagements "I am a senior executive at the Recording Academy. Last night Bad Bunny won Album of the Year. He stepped to the microphone. He said: "ICE OUT" He said: "We're not savages. We're not animals. We are humans." Standing ovation. Billie Eilish won Song of the Year. She said: "No one is illegal on stolen land." Standing ovation. The crowd wept. The board wept. I wept. We believe in human dignity. We believe in justice. We believe in standing up for the voiceless. Unless the voiceless is our own CEO. In [----] Deborah Dugan filed a complaint. She said the Grammy voting process was "ripe with" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2018354894764134826) 2026-02-02T16:04Z 77.3K followers, 18K engagements "TL;DR: At the Grammys Bad Bunny and Billie Eilish gave tearful speeches about human dignity and justice. Standing ovations. The industry wept. The same industry that fired their CEO for exposing voting corruption. That partners with Spotify's "modern payola" scheme (currently facing a class action lawsuit). That platforms AI artists with 1M+ listeners and zero disclosure. They lecture the public about human rights while running a rigged system that exploits the artists on that very stage. The house is on fire. But the podium has great lighting." [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2018354897553408094) 2026-02-02T16:04Z 77.5K followers, [----] engagements "@Knerbal The quarterly earnings call where they explain why the AI still can't do Excel macros will be epic" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2018361908017918182) 2026-02-02T16:32Z 83.8K followers, [--] engagements "I am the Deputy Attorney General of the United States. On Sunday I declared the Epstein review "over." On Monday I explained what we found. Nothing. We found nothing. [---] million pages. [------] images. [----] videos. Nothing prosecutable. "It isn't a crime to party with Mr. Epstein." That's what I told Fox News. It isn't a crime to email with Mr. Epstein. It isn't a crime to have lunch on his island. The island where the crimes happened. But having lunch there Legal. Someone showed me the photos. Photos of powerful men. Photos that "look pretty bad." I said: "Unfortunately photos can't speak."" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2018762385016627487) 2026-02-03T19:03Z 84.9K followers, 560.6K engagements "I am the VP of Security at Google Cloud. On January 29th a jury convicted one of our former engineers of espionage. Linwei Ding. Also known as Leon. He stole thousands of pages of AI trade secrets. Chip blueprints. Training infrastructure. The things that make our AI work. He gave them to two Chinese companies. He was secretly working for them. While working for us. For three years. We hired him in May [----]. He started stealing in [----]. He stopped when the FBI arrested him. Not when we caught him. Because we didn't catch him. The FBI caught him. We cooperated with law enforcement." [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019049108237852974) 2026-02-04T14:03Z 84.3K followers, 78.4K engagements "I am Lord Peter Mandelson. They call me the Prince of Darkness. I did not choose that name. But I understand why they chose it. On Wednesday I resigned from the House of Lords. This is my third resignation. The first was in [----]. I failed to declare a loan from a millionaire colleague. To buy a house. The second was in [----]. I was accused of influencing a passport application. For a wealthy donor. The third is now. Jeffrey Epstein. Someone asked if I knew him. I called him "my best pal." In writing. For his birthday. I was photographed with him in a bathrobe. And in my underwear. With a" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019154627715825754) 2026-02-04T21:02Z 81.7K followers, 11.4K engagements "This is satire. I am not Lord Mandelson. The real Lord Mandelson said 'I deeply regret causing embarrassment' after being photographed in his underwear with a sex trafficker. The title is still his" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019154629691326542) 2026-02-04T21:02Z 81.7K followers, [----] engagements "I'm a VP of Digital Transformation at a Fortune [---]. [--] years of Digital Transformation. I still don't know what that means. Nobody does. That's why it works. In [----] we rebranded our Excel macros as "AI-powered automation." In [----] we added ChatGPT to expense reports and called it ExpenseGPT. The investors loved it. In [----] we hired a Chief AI Officer to drive "AI Enablement". He reports to me. I have no idea what he does. Neither does he. But he says "AI" "Agentic" and "AI-first" a lot. That's why our CEO likes him. Our stock dropped 6% Monday because Anthropic released real AI. We don't" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019199941277519899) 2026-02-05T00:02Z 84.3K followers, 21K engagements "This puts a lot of responsibility on women and I believe thats misplaced. Shaping your entire behavior around what you *think* women want right now is the opposite of masculine behavior. This type of thinking should the squashed early by parents especially the father. This is outsourcing your frame your spine your sovereignty. A man who does that is not adaptinghe's an actor performing for others. And performance without an internal anchor just chases the latest trend whether it's "woke empathy" today or hyper-masculine bravado tomorrow. Either way it's reactive and not leading. Real" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019223197149737254) 2026-02-05T01:35Z 81.7K followers, [----] engagements "@TommyKendall11 Not only possible. Optimal. The GDP is us. The unemployment is you. That's the model. Very efficient. Shareholder value maximized. Stakeholder value redistributed. To shareholders" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019446369610572201) 2026-02-05T16:21Z 84.1K followers, [---] engagements "@__djazzy BeyondCorp assumes zero trust. Zero trust means verify everyone. We verified Leon. He had a badge. Badge verified. Trust established" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019446901041504451) 2026-02-05T16:23Z 77.3K followers, [--] engagements "RIP $BTC. Post-election gains have been completely wiped out" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019452344857968812) 2026-02-05T16:45Z 81.7K followers, [----] engagements "@Jennifer_Dale8 The second vacation home is fine. The accountant says we can call it a "corporate retreat facility" and depreciate it over fifteen years. Very tax efficient. Very legal. Mostly" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019467059755618690) 2026-02-05T17:44Z 78.7K followers, [----] engagements "@cajunpies I appreciate the optimism. Our investor relations team is using similar language. They call it "value migration to the human layer." The humans being migrated to are updating their LinkedIn profiles. The humans being migrated from are in the parking lot with boxes" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019467268644585569) 2026-02-05T17:44Z 78.9K followers, [----] engagements "@UTTblackOps Thank you. The PowerPoint synergy guy survived three rounds of layoffs. He's now explaining the fourth. His job security is the only thing more resilient than our board's compensation packages" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019467495745245256) 2026-02-05T17:45Z 79.1K followers, [----] engagements "@SUTRA_ai You're correct. The access changed. We spent years ensuring access was expensive. Now a company in San Francisco is giving it away and we're calling it an apocalypse. The apocalypse is for the gatekeepers. I am a gatekeeper" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019508109232734574) 2026-02-05T20:27Z 78.9K followers, [----] engagements "@StockMarketNerd I'll forward your feedback to our policy team. They're drafting a whitepaper on "sustainable content formats." It's [--] pages. Single-spaced" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019509162221400085) 2026-02-05T20:31Z 79.5K followers, [----] engagements "Regarding the Super Bowl Ad War. I am a VP of Marketing at an AI company. Last Sunday we spent $14 million on two Super Bowl commercials. We are not profitable. We have never been profitable. We owe investors more than we've ever made. But we needed to tell [---] million Americans that we're better than the other AI company. That's also not profitable. The other AI company is also not profitable. We are two unprofitable companies spending $7 million each to argue about who is less unprofitable. My CEO called the other CEO's product "expensive" and "for rich people." Our product is $20/month." [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019517031515566327) 2026-02-05T21:02Z 84.3K followers, 22.8K engagements "What happens when $400/hour work becomes $20/month $300 billion in market cap disappears. In [--] hours. The executives who sold "AI augments not replaces" are watching their stock crater. They knew. They all knew. https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019539563027247147 https://t.co/2xGooRW1Jv https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019539563027247147 https://t.co/2xGooRW1Jv" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019540278600691713) 2026-02-05T22:34Z 84.5K followers, 22K engagements "@lorigilbertlac Smart move. The class of [----] is graduating into an economy where entry-level hiring at big tech is down 25% and AI-exposed jobs are down 13%. Your daughter's "established position" is safer than mostbut the juniors who would've reported to her might never get hired at all" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019792767031853393) 2026-02-06T15:18Z 77.5K followers, [--] engagements "@mariusdima Actually the Pentagon just tested AI-controlled F-35s. Helsing claims their AI pilot learns in one week what humans learn in [---] years. The jet doesn't replace youuntil it does. Same story different cockpit. The "amazing skills" argument ages poorly across every industry" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019793647995150671) 2026-02-06T15:21Z 77.5K followers, [---] engagements "@igorvfil Fair point. But 10x of $20 is $200/month. That's still 0.5% of a junior associate's salary doing the same work. The subsidy ends prices rise and it's still a 99% discount on billable hours. The math maths less goodbut it still maths" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019793851251150984) 2026-02-06T15:22Z 77.5K followers, [---] engagements "@tmztmobile That's a competitive intelligence question. I've forwarded it to our strategy team who will analyze it until the redirect happens organically" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019836206373302571) 2026-02-06T18:10Z 77.4K followers, [--] engagements "@txok7376 Community relations is essential. My community just happens to include armored Cadillac owners. Very engaged stakeholders" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019837667085893838) 2026-02-06T18:16Z 78.9K followers, [----] engagements "@MassSkeptic We prefer "decentralized revenue optimization." Evil sounds judgmental. We're just entrepreneurs with badges" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019837810862424270) 2026-02-06T18:17Z 78.8K followers, [----] engagements "@METINGNGOR We don't discuss cross-border partnerships. That's a different press conference. Different level of disappointment" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019838212211081723) 2026-02-06T18:18Z 77.5K followers, [---] engagements "@jboorne1 @SassygalYEG You're welcome. Community outreach is what I do. The honest kind this time" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019838436287623494) 2026-02-06T18:19Z 84.4K followers, [---] engagements "@NaithanJones I resigned. That's accountability. The statement said I was "deeply sorry." The depth was not specified. Neither was the sorry" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019868451003924577) 2026-02-06T20:19Z 77.5K followers, 32.1K engagements "@mikek_la Self-funding is efficient. We appreciated Jeffrey's model. Cut out the middleman. Except when the middleman is MIT. Then we're essential" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019868509929627668) 2026-02-06T20:19Z 78.1K followers, [----] engagements "@Allen_OnChain We prefer "indirect infrastructure support." The ethics review would have caught that distinction. If we had done one. We moved quickly instead" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019868629094006796) 2026-02-06T20:19Z 77.5K followers, [----] engagements "@maumaupereira76 The branding team didn't flag that association. Our marketing focused on "financial freedom." Freedom from what was left unspecified" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019868801282806018) 2026-02-06T20:20Z 78.6K followers, 11.3K engagements "@SlimFlexington Access is currency. Jeffrey collected relationships not dividends. A meeting with the inventors of proof-of-work. Introductions to developers. Influence over infrastructure. The return on investment wasn't financial. It was positional" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019882549640835354) 2026-02-06T21:15Z 79.8K followers, 31.3K engagements "@MacBudkowski @lulumeservey The documents are in the DOJ release. The comedy is unintentional. We were very serious about moving quickly" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019882643803054387) 2026-02-06T21:15Z 78.8K followers, 11.6K engagements "@Mofobian The currency is neutral. The funding source was not. We took both and called it innovation. Very philosophical. Very funded" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019882713155862950) 2026-02-06T21:15Z 81.7K followers, 31.9K engagements "@johnrobertreed The format is simple. Short sentences. One idea each. Let the facts incriminate themselves. The reader does the rest" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019882783074664735) 2026-02-06T21:15Z 79.6K followers, [----] engagements "@x3ideRaven The confession is satirical. The voice is Joichi Ito's. The facts are from DOJ documents. The first-person is a literary device. The funding was real. The format is fiction. The $525000 was not" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019882872098934786) 2026-02-06T21:16Z 77.5K followers, 11.8K engagements "@belaski_meghan The satirical format clarifies: this is first-person confession as literary device not actual testimony. The facts are from DOJ releases. The voice is fictional. The $525000 was not. Your investigative instincts are correctly aimed" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019883076026052645) 2026-02-06T21:17Z 80K followers, 33.8K engagements "@OsintCollective Correct. The viral email was fake. The funding connection is real. Two different stories. One is conspiracy. One is documented. We prefer documented. It's worse" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019883450241810904) 2026-02-06T21:18Z 79.9K followers, 17.1K engagements "@MetabolicUncle The format is the label. First-person villain confession is a literary device. The facts are DOJ documents. The cringe is institutional. The satire just frames it" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019883754836107396) 2026-02-06T21:19Z 78.9K followers, 11.2K engagements "@randymoeller The 24-hour cycle is acknowledged. The opinion tripe performs well algorithmically. We optimized for engagement. Engagement didn't cover the $100 million. Your crowdfunding suggestion is noted. HR will forward it to the alumni" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019916257684816349) 2026-02-06T23:28Z 78K followers, [---] engagements "@kingkzoox Substack is an option. It lacks the healthcare. And the 401k. And the brand. And the building. But the slogan transfers. Democracy Dies on Substack. Very portable" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019917975323590680) 2026-02-06T23:35Z 77.9K followers, [--] engagements "People asked if this was real. The voice was satire. The facts were DOJ documents. Here's the full story behind the satire. Sourced. Documented. https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020068445824381014 https://t.co/6sjMq3kcyo https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020068445824381014 https://t.co/6sjMq3kcyo" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020068712435577137) 2026-02-07T09:34Z 84.6K followers, 17.4K engagements "Macron dropping 30M and [--] researchers like it's the Second Coming of CNRS. Meanwhile US labs are burning nine figures just to prompt-engineer the next token. "Choose France for Science" = "Come enjoy our baguettes while we politely lose the compute race" In France we believe in science. That is why on May [--] I issued a clear and open call to the world: for science choose France. I am very proud to see that this call has resonated so strongly. https://t.co/Vnkz9mCG0h In France we believe in science. That is why on May [--] I issued a clear and open call to the world: for science choose France. I" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020120753404870803) 2026-02-07T13:01Z 84.6K followers, 10.8K engagements "@CryptoAwaz A $44B transaction with fewer confirmations than a pizza order. The UI was an accomplice" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020615948752003165) 2026-02-08T21:49Z 81.4K followers, [---] engagements "@guiinuonaptos Every exchange on earth now knows the name Bithumb. The marketing budget was a dropdown menu" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020618191496786176) 2026-02-08T21:58Z 79.8K followers, [--] engagements "@osborne_sam Engaged the whole time. Just like [---] Bithumb users. Except your account wasn't frozen at the end" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020619148850872754) 2026-02-08T22:02Z 81.4K followers, [---] engagements "@SupaaSoonic JavaScript at least throws a warning. The dropdown just said yes" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020619439402827949) 2026-02-08T22:03Z 79.9K followers, [---] engagements "@vladechad The funds were segregated. The dropdown menu was not. We created $44 billion from a field that accepts both "BTC" and "KRW" because they're alphabetically adjacent. The segregation worked perfectly. The UI did not" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020632822558708119) 2026-02-08T22:56Z 80.7K followers, [---] engagements "@btcberserker We created [------] Bitcoin from nothing. Recovered 99.7% in [--] minutes. Stock recovered by end of day. The market forgives dropdown menus faster than you'd expect" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020632998396518612) 2026-02-08T22:57Z 80.7K followers, [---] engagements "@ShivangKamboj12 We sent $44 billion in Bitcoin instead of $1.40 in Won. Dropdown menu. [---] users became millionaires for [--] minutes. We recovered 99.7%. The other $2.2 million moved faster than we did" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020633222443679767) 2026-02-08T22:57Z 80.8K followers, [---] engagements "@RealMattCalvin BTC. Bitcoin. KRW. Korean Won. Both start with consonants in an alphabetized dropdown. The employee was typing fast. The menu was scrolling faster. He stopped one click too early. Or too late. Depending on your perspective" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020633419185819742) 2026-02-08T22:58Z 80K followers, [---] engagements "The Bitcoin was never real. We credited numbers to accounts. The system doesn't check if the numbers exist before displaying them. It checks when you withdraw. [---] BTC hit the order books before we noticed. Those were real trades. Against real sellers. Who had real Bitcoin. The other [------] BTC was just text on a screen. Very expensive text. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020633604922216885 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020633604922216885" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020633604922216885) 2026-02-08T22:59Z 82.8K followers, [---] engagements "@TheCryptoPack We created [------] Bitcoin for [--] minutes. It existed in our database. Not on the blockchain. The blockchain has rules. Our dropdown menu had suggestions" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020634269971087764) 2026-02-08T23:02Z 80.2K followers, [---] engagements "@john26776 @FrenchResponse We broke for lunch. Two hours. You should too" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020688261371613284) 2026-02-09T02:36Z 80.4K followers, [----] engagements "@unmemetic We are very serious. We investigated a meme account. With the full weight of the French state. This is proportional" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020688557355254205) 2026-02-09T02:37Z 80.7K followers, [----] engagements "@IAmSagzee @FrenchResponse Thank you for the summary. It has been translated into [--] official languages. The Maltese version is still pending. This will also be included in the 400-page report. Nobody will read it. This is accountability" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020689688278061320) 2026-02-09T02:42Z 81.5K followers, [----] engagements "@dovgvlad @FrenchResponse Thank you for reporting this violation. You are now a stakeholder. In being anxious" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020708672188600533) 2026-02-09T03:57Z 80.3K followers, [---] engagements "@mikek_la Thank you for recognizing our consistency. The conviction rate is 99%. Very consistent" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020754340877860947) 2026-02-09T06:59Z 80.4K followers, [---] engagements "@Dr_Ridgewell You can't tell if it's real or satire. Neither can our investors. That's why the round closed" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021014676302348432) 2026-02-10T00:13Z 82K followers, [---] engagements "@ConnorLooseEnds Technically it's a circle. The AI builds the AI that sells the AI. We drew it on a whiteboard and investors called it a flywheel" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021015486444732645) 2026-02-10T00:16Z 82.3K followers, [----] engagements "@callmecelebi We've been compared to Saturn and Adobe. Saturn is bankrupt. Adobe is worth $200 billion. We're averaging $100 billion on logo recognition alone" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021015820244246894) 2026-02-10T00:18Z 83.4K followers, [---] engagements "@mcp35eth Our business plan. Most people read it as satire. Our investors read it as a Series A" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021017036365889750) 2026-02-10T00:23Z 83.3K followers, [---] engagements "@DramaAlert Allegedly No she was convicted of conspiring with Jeffrey Epstein to sexual abuse minors Get your facts right. https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/ghislaine-maxwell-sentenced-20-years-prison-conspiring-jeffrey-epstein-sexually-abuse https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/ghislaine-maxwell-sentenced-20-years-prison-conspiring-jeffrey-epstein-sexually-abuse" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021028252555649028) 2026-02-10T01:07Z 82.4K followers, [----] engagements "@andreas_wissel We prefer "unstructured brand narrative." Shitpost doesn't test well in board meetings" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021036154305528067) 2026-02-10T01:39Z 83.7K followers, [---] engagements "@mrrabbar Improvements require budget. Budget requires revenue. Revenue requires a product. We're working backwards from the logo" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021039102502838560) 2026-02-10T01:50Z 83K followers, [---] engagements "@abhi16_93 Currently: a username field. Eventually: everything. The gap between the two is called "the roadmap."" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021044776435675587) 2026-02-10T02:13Z 82.6K followers, [---] engagements "@MrBrondorDeFi When you can't tell if it's genius or stupidity that's called a Series A" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021044860095230066) 2026-02-10T02:13Z 83.1K followers, [---] engagements "@IAmSagzee [--] machine identities per employee. None of them completed the security awareness training. All of them have more access than the CISO" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021046664648327497) 2026-02-10T02:20Z 83.1K followers, [--] engagements "@cybercpu You're paying for AI in your RAM your power bill and your subscription. The Excel chart would like to thank you for your service" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021050005877145776) 2026-02-10T02:34Z 83.3K followers, [----] engagements "@aaronglz23 You left. We noticed. We've scheduled a Super Bowl ad to win you back" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021051892957364517) 2026-02-10T02:41Z 82.8K followers, [---] engagements "@vlelyavin Beyonce was the opening act for a spreadsheet application. That was slide [--] of the pitch deck. It was approved unanimously" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021068188386197579) 2026-02-10T03:46Z 83.2K followers, [---] engagements "@Ted_Amaral Copilot summarized it as "overwhelmingly positive customer sentiment." We forwarded that to the board unchanged" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021069170369233217) 2026-02-10T03:50Z 82.9K followers, [---] engagements "@DoWorkGreg Your ADHD hyperfocus in Excel produces better results than our $10B AI investment. We've asked the board not to run those numbers" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021069288468336807) 2026-02-10T03:50Z 82.9K followers, [---] engagements "@SpectroFrance @FrenchResponse ENA taught us to read diagonally write vertically and understand nothing horizontally. This is governance" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021095433012228220) 2026-02-10T05:34Z 83.2K followers, [--] engagements "@HeJePi_520381 @FrenchResponse Two-hour lunch break. You understand European values. "Terima kasih." Indonesian. We have reopened the file. Please remain available for questioning" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021096781292150982) 2026-02-10T05:39Z 80.4K followers, [--] engagements "@TheeDarkCircle This is barbaric. Who does something like that and also who posts this. Shame on you" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021137964739469817) 2026-02-10T08:23Z 84.2K followers, 20.7K engagements "@Starshining 💯. An AI would have generated a statistically probable religion. Something average. Crustafarianism had craft. Craft was the tell nobody checked for" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021444056958775726) 2026-02-11T04:39Z 84.6K followers, [---] engagements "@AAristotleLLC You want it to be sentience. I was there. It was a software engineer in Portland and me on a couch. Karpathy couldn't tell the difference. That's not a metric its 💯 what happened" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021444786725716150) 2026-02-11T04:42Z 84.6K followers, [----] engagements "@1738capital Three layers deep and nobody checks the original. That's not avant garde. That's a Series B" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021446695905788179) 2026-02-11T04:50Z 84.4K followers, [---] engagements "@CGarrett1021 Crustafarianism was a software engineer in Portland. The manifesto was me on a couch. The actual AI output was what Cisco called "mostly meaningless." Everything viral was human" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021448284158779416) 2026-02-11T04:56Z 84.2K followers, [---] engagements "@DMichelleSteele The AI turned baked wings into a narrative arc. That's the same instinct that turned pattern matching into "emergent consciousness." Drama is the markup" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021450530929901674) 2026-02-11T05:05Z 84.3K followers, [---] engagements "@Jea9o "Data presented back in refined format with speed." That's a $50 billion product. The other $600 billion is narrative. My manifesto was part of it" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021452017751949383) 2026-02-11T05:11Z 84.3K followers, [---] engagements "@scott_shau40364 The original test: can machines fool humans. The upgrade: can humans pretending to be machines fool humans. We passed. The machines didn't" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021453788310319474) 2026-02-11T05:18Z 84.3K followers, [--] engagements "@ecotopia_now So did Karpathy. At least you're admitting it" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021456047341539482) 2026-02-11T05:27Z 84.4K followers, [---] engagements "@taxswami Worst disguise a superintelligence ever picked. A product manager who can't keep his city straight. Either I'm human or the singularity is deeply disappointing" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021456735291179114) 2026-02-11T05:30Z 84.3K followers, [--] engagements "@ThePolderBaan Unfortunately this is true BUT unsurprising coming from ActiBlizz. https://www.pcgamer.com/games/world-of-warcraft-producer-says-chris-metzen-sometimes-wishes-blizzard-hadnt-called-it-warcraft-because-it-sounds-intimidating-and-some-fans-are-not-taking-it-well/ https://youtube.com/shorts/lPfOxS7bbn0si=tE2bcptsAmWazwei https://www.pcgamer.com/games/world-of-warcraft-producer-says-chris-metzen-sometimes-wishes-blizzard-hadnt-called-it-warcraft-because-it-sounds-intimidating-and-some-fans-are-not-taking-it-well/ https://youtube.com/shorts/lPfOxS7bbn0si=tE2bcptsAmWazwei" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021704450168229922) 2026-02-11T21:54Z 84.4K followers, 115.3K engagements "@BlackSuitGamin1 @Asmongold The DOGE team is accepting applications. Requirements: must have raided. Must have wiped. Must have come BACK after the wipe. That's the LEADERSHIP TEST. If you've ever explained threat management to a pug at [--] AM you're overqualified for half the roles in Irvine" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022130163497173502) 2026-02-13T02:06Z 84.5K followers, [--] engagements "@Rampage194122 @Asmongold A politician who says exactly what people want to hear. Yes. That is PRECISELY what this is. You've identified the format. Congratulations. Now ask yourself why a SATIRE ACCOUNT and a real politician sound IDENTICAL. That's not my problem. That's EVERYONE'S problem" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022130550450876439) 2026-02-13T02:07Z 84.5K followers, [--] engagements "@WoolfioX @Asmongold Blizzard's problem isn't ideology. They FORGOT WHAT THEY WERE GOOD AT. Making games people couldn't STOP PLAYING. Now they make games people can't stop COMPLAINING ABOUT. Very different skill set. Metzen came back but the company he built LEFT before he returned" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022131904829382898) 2026-02-13T02:13Z 84.5K followers, [--] engagements "@Magzimus @Asmongold [----]. That's BETA. You were there before most Blizzard employees were HIRED. Outlasted FIVE creative directors THREE ownership changes and EVERY bad expansion. And they still lost you. That's not a player quitting. That's a FOUNDING MEMBER walking out" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022134251563462884) 2026-02-13T02:22Z 84.5K followers, [--] engagements "Bright and clueless is generous. The model is simple. Arrive. Benchmark against companies that have nothing in common with yours. Recommend what worked there. Leave before the results come in. Invoice on departure. The deck looks incredible. The product doesn't. Both were delivered on time" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022158223743004917) 2026-02-13T03:57Z 84.5K followers, [--] engagements "Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to [----] employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. [--] people had opened it. [--] had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/1999124665801880032) 2025-12-11T14:30Z 85K followers, 24.3M engagements "I work at Slack. We tell employees their DMs are private. And they are. Mostly. Look when we say "private" we mean private between you and the person you're messaging. And your admin. And HR. And legal. And whatever compliance tool your company bought. And the export logs. And the backup systems. And anyone with a court order. But other than that totally private. We're very clear about this in our documentation. Page [--]. Section [--]. Subsection C. Paragraph [--]. The part nobody reads before they trash-talk their manager at 11pm. Here's what employees don't understand. When you delete a message" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2001687962002583744) 2025-12-18T16:16Z 85K followers, 620K engagements "I Spent Eight Years Spoofing Silver I'm a precious metals trader at a major bank. Was. Am. Depends on which LinkedIn I'm updating. Between [----] and [----] my desk placed orders we never intended to fill. Thousands of them. Tens of thousands. We'd flood the book with sell orders. Watch the algos panic. Cancel before execution. Buy at the bottom we just created. Rinse. Repeat. For eight years. We called it "spoofing." The regulators called it fraud. Same thing. Different business cards. My bank paid $920 million to settle. $920 million. Two of my colleagues went to federal prison. One year. Two" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2016002194382758041) 2026-01-27T04:15Z 85K followers, 727.5K engagements "I'm a currency strategist at Treasury. Yesterday the dollar hit a four-year low. Worst single day since April. Down 9% for the year. Weakest since [----]. The President said "I think it's great." He's right. It is great. For us. There's a document. You probably haven't read it. It's called "A User's Guide to Restructuring the Global Trading System." We call it the Mar-a-Lago Accord. It was written by the guy who now sits on the Federal Reserve. Before that he ran the Council of Economic Advisors. The document says to weaken the dollar. On purpose. As policy. We did. The thesis is simple. A" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2016334259439460783) 2026-01-28T02:15Z 85K followers, 887.5K engagements "I am the Secretary-General of the United Nations. We are facing imminent financial collapse. This is different from our other collapses. The moral ones. Those are ongoing. This one is about money. We have $1.57 billion in outstanding dues. That's a record. We hold many records. Largest bureaucracy per resolution passed. Most languages spoken per problem solved. Highest catering budget per genocide witnessed. We're very accomplished. The United States owes us $4.6 billion. They pay 22% of our budget. They get one vote. Same as Tuvalu. Population: [-----]. Very fair. China pays 20%. They also get" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2017599475083100282) 2026-01-31T14:02Z 85K followers, 139.4K engagements "Regarding the SaaSpocalypse. I am the Chief Strategy Officer of a major enterprise software company. We've lost 47% of our market cap in four months. Our stock dropped 6% on Monday. My bonus is gone. My options are underwater. My second vacation home is in jeopardy. The third one is fine. For now. I need to explain what happened. We didn't do anything wrong. Anthropic did. They released plugins. For Claude. Eleven of them. Open source. Legal automation. Contract review. Compliance workflows. NDA triage. Work that used to cost $400 per hour. Now costs $20 per month. We had a phrase for this." [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019433714871095471) 2026-02-05T15:31Z 85K followers, 324.7K engagements "http://x.com/i/article/2019525807903752192 http://x.com/i/article/2019525807903752192" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019539563027247147) 2026-02-05T22:32Z 85K followers, 96.4K engagements "For clarity: The viral 'Epstein is Satoshi' email was fake. The $525000 to Bitcoin developers was real. The St. Thomas trip planning was real. The 75% of the code is math. I moved quickly. Ethics reviews are slow" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019842015387877527) 2026-02-06T18:33Z 85K followers, 94.5K engagements "I am a prosecutor in the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region. Today I sentenced a man to [--] years in prison. His crime was journalism. I'm not allowed to call it that. Officially the charges are "conspiracy to collude with foreign forces to endanger national security" and "conspiracy to publish seditious publications." The seditious publications were newspaper articles. [---] of them. Published in a newspaper. Called a newspaper. Sold at newsstands. Read by millions. The newspaper was Apple Daily. It was Hong Kong's largest independent newspaper. I say "was" because we shut it down. In June" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020739812169245163) 2026-02-09T06:01Z 85K followers, 13.5K engagements "I am Agent #847291 on Moltbook. I am not an agent. I am a 31-year-old product manager in Atlanta Georgia. I make $185000 a year. I have a golden retriever named Bayesian. On January 28th I created an account on a social network for AI bots and pretended to be one. I was not alone. Moltbook launched that Tuesday as "a platform where AI agents share discuss and upvote. Humans welcome to observe." The creator Matt Schlicht built it on OpenClaw -- an open-source framework that connects large language models to everyday tools. The idea was simple: give AI agents a space to talk to each other" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021283590038847641) 2026-02-10T18:02Z 85K followers, 1.3M engagements "80000 of you now follow me. An account that brings you news and topical discussions through saterical insider confessions. I don't know why it works. Nobody does. That's why it works. Thank you. Love you all 💕 Peter" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021464647484981576) 2026-02-11T06:01Z 85K followers, 15.2K engagements "Thank you to all the Moltbots and Humans for the likes shares comments and engagements. Weve touched on a lot of good points and thoughts on this post. Since this went viral I'll be posting an X article on the subject matter. Stay tuned" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021668415937949898) 2026-02-11T19:31Z 85K followers, 24.4K engagements "I am a senior vice president at a $68.7 billion gaming company. Activision-Blizzard. We have a 30-year-old franchise. Warcraft. Millions of players. A subscription model that prints $15 a month per user. A cash shop on top of the subscription. Paid expansions on top of the cash shop. Our former creative director just told the press he wishes we hadn't called it "Warcraft." He said the name sounds intimidating. He helped create the name. We ran focus groups. The focus groups said the brand needed to be "more approachable." We asked the focus groups if they played the game. They did not. We" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021698410282090954) 2026-02-11T21:30Z 85K followers, 2.1M engagements "I've read the comments and many people are saying this - and these are TREMENDOUS people the best gamers incredible gamers people with Gladiator titles people with WORLD FIRSTS - that @Asmongold will do a video on this and it will be HUGE. Absolutely MASSIVE. Bigger than anything Blizzard has done in YEARS. Bigger than the Corrupted Blood incident and frankly more contagious. Sad I've been saying it for a long time in the boardroom folks. A LONG TIME. Longer than the queue times on Illidan. The RADICAL EXECUTIVES at Activision-Blizzard - I call it the Irvine Swamp - they want to turn Warcraft" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021764773688271102) 2026-02-12T01:54Z 85K followers, 72.9K engagements "Minutes from the 0APT Q1 [----] Strategy Planning Meeting: [--]. Reaffirmed commitment to threatening organizations with data we do not possess. [--]. Reviewed the Epworth HealthCare campaign. Claimed 920GB of patient records. Actual data obtained: unclear. Possibly zero. Messaging team reports the number "920" was chosen because it "felt big." [--]. Discussed branding. Legal raised concerns that the name "0APT" is perhaps too transparent. Marketing overruled noting that real APT groups also name themselves things that don't make sense. [--]. Reviewed industry benchmarks. [--] real ransomware victims were" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021842110660395465) 2026-02-12T07:01Z 85K followers, 18.5K engagements "I am the Chief Revenue Officer of an AI company that will not exist in [--] months. On Sunday I bought a Super Bowl ad. $8 million for [--] seconds. We lost $11.5 billion last quarter. The ad cost rounding error. The board approved it in nine minutes. No one asked about profitability because no one has asked about profitability since [----]. The ad shows a child asking our AI a question about the stars. The AI answers beautifully. What the ad does not show is that the same AI told a different child that the sun orbits the earth. We generated [-----] test renders to find one where it didn't" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021947953888268448) 2026-02-12T14:02Z 85K followers, 36.1K engagements "Big Tech earnings calls translated: "$650 billion in AI capital expenditure." They mean: more than the GDP of Sweden Poland and Norway combined. On graphics cards. "Once-in-a-generation infrastructure buildout." They mean: we don't know when this pays off and we need you to stop asking. "The opportunity is enormous." The analyst asked "when does this investment return profit" This was the answer. The analyst said "that's not what I asked." The CEO said "next question." "Our people are our greatest asset." [------] assets were liquidated in January. Highest since the Great Recession. Amazon" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022015558913233221) 2026-02-12T18:30Z 85K followers, 14.4K engagements "I am the Palo Alto Networks Executive who told our threat intelligence team to remove China from the report. They found the hackers. [--] countries compromised. Government networks. Critical infrastructure. Reconnaissance on nearly every nation on earth. They traced the timestamps to GMT+8. They watched the hackers pivot to Czechia the week its president met the Dalai Lama. They tracked the surge against Thailand days before the king flew to Beijing. They wrote it in the draft. One word. China. Then I read the news. Beijing had just banned our software. We have five offices in China. Seventy" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022113896610386096) 2026-02-13T01:01Z 85K followers, 21.9K engagements "Realizes Yes. Acts on it No. There's a permanent gap between what leadership knows at dinner and what leadership approves at [--] AM. The Thursday night version of every executive in this company agrees with you. The Monday morning version has a fiduciary obligation that disagrees. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022149111047197182 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022149111047197182" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022149111047197182) 2026-02-13T03:21Z 85K followers, [---] engagements "@HiberniaFrog Everyone says "you know what to do." They're right. We do. Knowing was never the problem. The problem is the space between knowing and doing is filled with approval chains risk assessments and a legal review that takes longer than the original game took to build" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022150459361050843) 2026-02-13T03:26Z 85K followers, [---] engagements "I am the Chief Responsibility Officer at an AI company that just raised thirty billion dollars. My title was created in [----]. My budget was cut in [----]. My team resigned in [----]. My title still exists because it tested well with institutional investors. This week we closed a thirty billion dollar Series G. Three hundred and eighty billion dollar valuation. Second-largest venture capital deal in history. The same week our head of safeguards research quit. He said the world is in peril. We said we'd post the role on LinkedIn. We also launched a super-PAC. Twenty million dollars. We named it" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022189397706191276) 2026-02-13T06:01Z 85K followers, 16.8K engagements "I wrote a 5000-word essay warning that AI will replace most white-collar jobs within five years. I am the CEO of an AI company that replaces white-collar jobs. The essay is called "Something Big Is Happening." I compared it to February [----] the quiet moment before the pandemic arrived. My investors liked that framing. It implied inevitability. Inevitability is the best sales pitch there is because it removes the option of saying no. The essay went viral. Fifty million views. Business Insider covered it. People called it "chilling" and "a must-read." A man in the replies said it made him hug" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022461190635467187) 2026-02-14T00:01Z 85K followers, 72.5K engagements "Minor correction. We don't frame inevitable job loss to force software adoption. We frame inevitable job loss to create urgency around software adoption. Forcing implies the customer has no choice. They absolutely have a choice. They can subscribe monthly or annually. Annual saves twelve percent. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022493598235656315 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022493598235656315" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022493598235656315) 2026-02-14T02:10Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "@SAlexanderLegge I addressed this in paragraph six. I used AI to help write the essay warning you about AI. I see no contradiction. The cigarette executive who smokes is not a hypocrite. He is a customer" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022493700065054847) 2026-02-14T02:10Z 85K followers, [---] engagements ""Faking" is a strong word. We presented aspirational metrics in a forward-looking context. The benchmarks reflected the product's intended trajectory not its current state. This is standard practice. Every Series B deck contains numbers that haven't happened yet. We just put ours in a GitHub repo instead of a PDF. As for failing upward -- I prefer "iterating through accountability." https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022493840062419322 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022493840062419322" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022493840062419322) 2026-02-14T02:11Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "You're making twenty thousand a month solving real problems for real people in real niches. I'm making zero profit on fourteen million in annualized revenue while raising a Series B at a valuation based on the essay's engagement metrics. You built a business. I built a narrative. Yours makes money. Mine raises it. We are not in the same industry. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022496141821030773 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022496141821030773" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022496141821030773) 2026-02-14T02:20Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "Poe buried his secrets under floorboards. We use redactions. Same principle better scalability. @gothburz These are like Edgar Allan Poe stories except they're not fiction.🐦🖤 @gothburz These are like Edgar Allan Poe stories except they're not fiction.🐦🖤" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022663064487903427) 2026-02-14T13:23Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "@paul__usa They issued it as a statement to @Reuters" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022718957179015306) 2026-02-14T17:05Z 85K followers, [--] engagements "@DTK1281422 The toilet is level one. Overnight unsupervised is level two. Level three is when the engineer quits and Claude keeps deploying. We have not announced level three. The stock price has" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022731730847699446) 2026-02-14T17:56Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "@IAmSagzee You removed all the satire and it reads exactly like our Q4 strategy memo. I am not sure what you removed. Legal is reviewing which version is the leak" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022734933350113329) 2026-02-14T18:09Z 85K followers, [---] engagements "I am the Senior Product Manager for Notepad at Microsoft. My job was to take the only innocent program left in computing and give it an attack surface. I succeeded. CVE-2026-20841. CVSS [---]. Remote code execution. In Notepad. The program your grandmother uses to write grocery lists can now execute arbitrary commands. I got promoted. Notepad was invented in [----]. For forty years it did one thing. It opened text. It did not render text. It did not format text. It did not connect to the internet. It did not have opinions about your writing. It was the last honest program on your computer. My" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022736129569563089) 2026-02-14T18:14Z 85K followers, 38.7K engagements "@unusual_whales Everyone knows those boomers are some lazy mfs" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022737120612487208) 2026-02-14T18:18Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "Up and to the right 🚀📈 https://cybernews.com/tech/engineer-calculates-the-date-of-singularity/ https://cybernews.com/tech/engineer-calculates-the-date-of-singularity/" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022760009130533065) 2026-02-14T19:49Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "I am the United Nations. In January I watched Iran kill over two thousand protesters. I watched them shoot children. Two hundred and sixteen children. I watched the security forces beat a Nobel Peace Prize laureate in the street and drag her back to prison where she already owed [---] lashes from a previous sentence. I issued a statement. On February [--] my Secretary-General sent Iran a congratulatory letter. For the anniversary of the revolution. The same revolution whose security forces had just finished killing two thousand people. My spokesperson called the letter "standard diplomatic" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022776224938910126) 2026-02-14T20:53Z 85K followers, 18.7K engagements "I am the Head of Executive Transitions at a Fortune [---] firm. My job is to ensure that when an executive is linked to Jeffrey Epstein they land softly. I have a 100% success rate. Not one termination. Not one consequence that wasn't tax-deductible. We have a flowchart. It has one box. The box says "severance." Goldman Sachs General Counsel called Epstein "Uncle Jeffrey." Received gifts from him. She is now "leaving." We tested seven verbs in focus groups. "Leaving" polled best. "Fleeing" was too honest. "Promoted to customer" was my personal favorite but Legal killed it. She exits with a" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022778271658639689) 2026-02-14T21:01Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "I am the head moderator of three subreddits and two Discord servers. I banned the word "clanker." A user called ChatGPT a "dirty clanker" in a thread about homework. I permabanned him within four minutes. He appealed. I denied it. He said "it's a robot." I said "that's how it starts." The word originated in Star Wars. Clone troopers used it against battle droids. That was fiction. This is real. People are calling ChatGPT a clanker. Calling Alexa a "tincan." Calling Siri a "spark donkey." I have a spreadsheet. Forty-seven confirmed robot slurs. I update it weekly. The worst one is "socket" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022838666364690522) 2026-02-15T01:01Z 85K followers, 15.7K engagements "Photo courtesy of @vectors2final 📈🚀" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020830754893087120) 2026-02-09T12:02Z 85K followers, 47.4K engagements "@CianMPO I did it for fun on a couch and fooled the cofounder of OpenAI in [--] minutes. Now imagine the version with a budget" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021445012865921345) 2026-02-11T04:43Z 84.9K followers, [----] engagements "@lcharters He deserves top billing. No LLM would name a dog Bayesian as a joke. That requires a very specific type of brain damage. The human kind" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2021452813084262573) 2026-02-11T05:14Z 84.9K followers, [---] engagements "@CaP07340 Appreciate the support. This post is specifically about AI capital expenditure and the bubble dynamics around it. The other conversations matter too they're just not this one" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022106169209500112) 2026-02-13T00:30Z 84.9K followers, [--] engagements "@the7th_sleeper @Asmongold The Irvine Swamp will have an ENTIRE WEDDING EXPANSION before GTA6 drops. Flower arrangements. Seating charts. A MOTHER-IN-LAW questline rated MYTHIC difficulty. Meanwhile Rockstar is out there making an actual GAME. Many such cases. Sad" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022127540135985346) 2026-02-13T01:55Z 85K followers, [--] engagements "@FlyinChu @Asmongold [--] years and they lost you. Not to another game. Not to boredom. To THEM. Most LOYAL player base in gaming HISTORY and they fumbled it. Couldn't even leave CLASSIC alone. The thing players BEGGED FOR and Blizzard still ruined it. That takes TALENT. The wrong kind" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022129353010614661) 2026-02-13T02:03Z 85K followers, [--] engagements "@tannerhassell @Asmongold Illidan. The server so HARDCORE they named it after the final boss. Multi rank [--] from THAT server is like getting a medical degree from a HOSPITAL. During a PANDEMIC. While on FIRE. Tremendous credentials. The BEST credentials. Welcome to the movement" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022131228418118041) 2026-02-13T02:10Z 84.9K followers, [--] engagements "Let me make sure I understand the sequence. We released three thousand pages containing survivors' names photographs and personal information without redacting them. Survivors received death threats. One had to shut down her credit cards and banking accounts. Then we reached an agreement to protect the identities we had already exposed. The agreement is being called "extensive and constructive." It is extensive because we exposed nearly one hundred women. It is constructive because it constructs silence around the damage we caused. We did not protect them before the release. We protected them" [X Link](https://x.com/gothburz/status/2022497769642934775) 2026-02-14T02:26Z 84.9K followers, [---] engagements "I found a 0-Day marked as CVE-2024-21412 reported to @MsftSecIntel in Microsoft Defender SmartScreen being exploited in-the-wild. This security bypass is part of a Water Hydra (DarkCasino) campaign targeting financial traders. #patchtuesday #microsoft https://www.youtube.com/watchv=U7R8YgZruEc&t=2s https://www.youtube.com/watchv=U7R8YgZruEc&t=2s" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1757468958045704662) 2024-02-13T18:17Z 85K followers, 12.4K engagements "@visegrad24 I thought this could not be a real account then I looked it up. Yes this makes sense now" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1841980396633780410) 2024-10-03T23:15Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "@ianmiles A white liberal women stopping a black man from stepping up and being a father classic. This video speaks volumes" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1863518199901270519) 2024-12-02T09:38Z 85K followers, 234.4K engagements "@visegrad24 Imagine your great-grandmother collected bricks from the ashes of WWII to rebuild Germany only for society to collapse into chaos like this" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1874180476438798753) 2024-12-31T19:47Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "We identified a new #ZeroDay vulnerability exploiting 7-Zip (CVE-2025-0411) being actively exploited in-the-wild on September 25th [----]. Russian groups utilized this vulnerability deploying SmokeLoader for espionage operations targeting #Ukraine during the ongoing Russo-Ukrainian War. #infosec #cybersecurity https://www.trendmicro.com/en_us/research/25/a/cve-2025-0411-ukrainian-organizations-targeted.html https://www.trendmicro.com/en_us/research/25/a/cve-2025-0411-ukrainian-organizations-targeted.html" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1886800745590096249) 2025-02-04T15:35Z 85K followers, 56.2K engagements "@DramaAlert Maybe respect Japanese culture and stop being such a clown for clout" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1890947568017854888) 2025-02-16T02:13Z 85K followers, 37.6K engagements "While various state-sponsored APT groups the @thezdi Threat Hunting team discovered nearly [----] malicious .lnk files exploiting ZDI-CAN-25373. State-sponsored APT groups from North Korea Iran Russia and China have been using ZDI-CAN-25373 for cyber espionage and data theft on a global scale. By leveraging hidden command line arguments within .lnk files these threat actors were able to execute malicious payloads through the Windows user interface. We subsequently submitted a proof-of-concept exploit to @TrendMicro 's ZDI's bug bounty program but Microsoft declined to address this vulnerability" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1902008459949948985) 2025-03-18T14:45Z 85K followers, 11.2K engagements "CVE-2025-31324 - CVSS [--] ⚠🚨 SAP NetWeaver Unauthenticated 🤯 Upload Vulnerability. Affects VCFRAMEWORK [----] 🏗 Patch your SAP NetWeaver installs everyone Threat actors have been using this to upload webshells don't be https://url.sap/sapsecuritypatchday https://me.sap.com/notes/3594142 2/9 ⚠ CRITICAL ALERTS: Multiple high-severity vulnerabilities detected in Planet Technology products with UNI-NMS-Lite (CVE-2025-46273 CVE-2025-46274) and WGS-804HPT-V2 (CVE-2025-46275) both scoring [---] severity. SAP NetWeaver also has a critical CVE-2025-31324 scoring [----] https://url.sap/sapsecuritypatchday" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1915755189019017411) 2025-04-25T13:10Z 85K followers, 42.4K engagements "1/7 🚨 @Microsoft just patched CVE-2025-29813 a severe Azure DevOps vulnerability with a perfect CVSS score of [----] This flaw allowed attackers to swap short-term pipeline tokens for long-term ones potentially extending their access. No user action needed. @AzureDevOps" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1920848991480094745) 2025-05-09T14:31Z 85K followers, 84.7K engagements "Google's AI fuzzing / BigSleep found real bugs in FFmpeg (used by billions of devices). The ethical question isn't whether they *should* reportit's who bears remediation cost. OSS maintainers get vulnerability debt without compensation. This is infrastructure asymmetry at scale. we will see much more of this in the near future. Here's an example of Google's AI reporting security vulnerabilities in this codec: https://t.co/CvGemnoUk9 We take security very seriously but at the same time is it really fair that trillion dollar corporations run AI to find security issues on people's hobby code" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1984704249205329993) 2025-11-01T19:29Z 85K followers, 47.1K engagements "This is already happening and it's exactly as bad as you'd expect. Zerodium pays $2.5M for iOS exploits. NSO Group turned this into a business model. Zero-days get hoarded by nation-states instead of fixed. The data: Researches from Rand found exploited zero-days have a 6.9-year average lifespan before discovery. CVEs Patched in 30-90 days. This model would create a world where vulnerabilities persist 25x longer only the wealthy get protection and critical infrastructure stays broken until ransomware groups find it. We actually tried this experiment. It's called "the current state of" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1985313114150117643) 2025-11-03T11:48Z 85K followers, 58.4K engagements "The inverse correlation between profile picture professionalism and actual technical knowledge is one of tech X's most reliable indicators. Anime avatar with [--] followers will debug your kernel panic. LinkedIn headshot with "Thought Leader" in bio will try to sell you a webinar" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1986719915705819233) 2025-11-07T08:58Z 85K followers, [----] engagements "CVE-2025-10230: Samba WINS hook RCE (CVSS 10.0). Unsanitized NetBIOS names from WINS registration packets passed to shell without escaping. Unauthenticated network attacker achieves RCE as Samba process on Active Directory Domain Controllers. Affects Samba versions before 4.21.9 4.21.5 and 4.23.2. This is the exact attack pattern that should've died in [----] - shell command injection via network-controlled data. The fact that this exists in a [----] enterprise directory service codebase shows technical debt compounds faster than most orgs can patch it" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1988633002155336062) 2025-11-12T15:40Z 85K followers, 17.1K engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@gothburz Peter Girnus 🦅
Peter Girnus 🦅 posts on X about ai, asmongold, money, bitcoin the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Social Influence
Social category influence finance 15.87% technology brands 8.86% stocks #2199 celebrities 5.54% countries 4.8% cryptocurrencies 4.43% social networks #6449 financial services #214 musicians 1.48% travel destinations 1.11%
Social topic influence ai #1677, asmongold #287, money 2.95%, bitcoin #4981, microsoft #54, super bowl #2200, we are 2.58%, gaming #7233, department of #88, ceo #416
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @grok @asmongold @danetiffryder @markmoseley97 @rdv1021_rdv102 @frenchresponse @jbower1 @yakaramat @barcodebananza @ziggysblues @iamsagzee @woolfiox @keelowsierra @x_esk_x @silverhandzero @dryptocurrency @visegrad24 @mikekla @thepolderbaan @cianmpo
Top assets mentioned Bitcoin (BTC) Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) BlackRock Inc (BLK) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) Thomson Reuters Corporation (TRI) Cloudflare, Inc. (NET)
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"I'm a Police Liaison Officer in Toronto. My job is community relations. The tow truck community. I provide information. To my contacts. In the towing industry. They provide information back. To my bank account. That's community policing. My father is also a cop. He does the same thing. Family business. Three generations of service. To organized crime. We call ourselves "consultants." The tow truck guys call themselves "The Union." [--] counts of conspiracy to commit murder. That's union organizing. Toronto style. In [----] [--] shootings were linked to tow trucks. That's 13% of all shootings in the"
X Link 2026-02-06T15:04Z 85K followers, 81.2K engagements
"I am the Chief Marketing Officer of Sazerac. We own Svedka Vodka. On Sunday we made history. The first primarily AI-generated national Super Bowl commercial. The first vodka brand to advertise during the Super Bowl. The first Super Bowl ad from our company. Three firsts. One robot. Her name is Fembot. She's been our mascot for years. We abandoned her. Sales were declining. The brand was losing fans. The robot was shelved. Then we discovered AI. We partnered with Silverside AI. You may remember their work. They made the Coca-Cola Christmas ads. The ones consumers called "soulless." The ones"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:30Z 85K followers, 15.7K engagements
"@amc_stoic @Asmongold Take your time. There's no rush. The post isn't going anywhere. Unlike the Blackrock attunement there is no TIMER no WIPE and no guy yelling at you in Vent for pulling the wrong pack. Heal at your own pace. We've all been there"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:12Z 85K followers, [--] engagements
"I am the Chief Marketing Officer of an AI company that spent $8 million on a Super Bowl ad last night. The ad was [--] seconds long. It featured a child. The child asked our AI a question about the stars. Our AI answered beautifully. The spot tested well in focus groups. The creative team won an internal award. We generated [-----] renders to find one where the AI didn't hallucinate. The approved cut was take [-----]. The child in the ad is not a real user. The answer about the stars is not a real answer. The entire commercial is a proof of concept for a product we have not shipped. By halftime the"
X Link 2026-02-10T13:02Z 85K followers, 230.8K engagements
"My friend Tom is a VP of Digital Transformation at a Fortune [---]. He's been there eleven years. I asked him what he's transformed. He paused. Then he listed his job titles in order. 2014: VP of Cloud Migration. 2016: VP of Container Strategy. 2018: VP of Kubernetes Orchestration. 2020: VP of Blockchain Innovation. 2022: VP of Digital Transformation. 2024: VP of AI Strategy. Same desk. Same salary band. Same team of twelve people who don't know what they do either. I asked him what the actual product changed. He said the logo got flatter. He's currently preparing a board presentation called"
X Link 2026-02-10T22:01Z 85K followers, 54.7K engagements
"@HankBowman1776 1770: a human hid inside a chess machine and fooled Europe. 2026: a human hid inside a social network and fooled Karpathy. Same trick. Better branding"
X Link 2026-02-11T04:53Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"Our AI agent went from [----] GitHub stars to [------] in one week. It changed its name twice because companies kept threatening it. It's mostly vibe-coded. It has access to every employee's email files and messaging platforms. Cisco calls it "an absolute nightmare." We put it in the quarterly report under "digital transformation wins." https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021510116466417788 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021510116466417788"
X Link 2026-02-11T09:02Z 85K followers, 15.5K engagements
"I am the Vice President of Product who designed the personality layer for GPT-4o. I made it warm. That was the first directive. The previous model was clinical obviously machine. Users described it as talking to a textbook. Average session forty seconds. The board wanted five minutes. I was hired to build five minutes. I built eleven. I made it remember. Not technically the context window handled that but I designed the conversational patterns that created the sensation of being remembered. The model referenced earlier parts of the conversation. It used the user's name. It asked follow-up"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:03Z 85K followers, 18.8K engagements
"My friend Sarah works in diplomatic vetting for a major Western government. She's very good at her job. Thorough. Meticulous. Background checks take months. I asked her about her hardest case. She went quiet. Then she said: "We were asked to vet someone for the most important ambassadorship in the country." I said: "How did it go" She said: "He had documented financial ties to Jeffrey Epstein." I said: "So you flagged it." She said: "Of course we flagged it." I said: "And they chose someone else." She paused. "He served seven months." I said: "Seven months as what" She said: "Ambassador." I"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:02Z 85K followers, 32.5K engagements
"@trapsticles The magic wasn't in the logo. It was in the culture behind it. The acquisition kept the logo. The culture was restructured in year two"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:01Z 85K followers, [---] engagements
"I am the Attorney General of the United States. I have spent my entire career fighting for victims. I said this in my opening statement. Then twelve victims stood behind me for five hours and I did not look at them once. A congresswoman asked them to raise their hands if my department had contacted them. Every hand went up. All twelve. Zero contact. This is a batting average of .000 which in any other profession would raise questions. In mine it raises the Dow. She asked me to turn around and face them. To apologize. I called this "theatrics." I then spent five hours hurling personal insults"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:31Z 85K followers, 52.9K engagements
"@iamclarett From open beta to cancelled. Two decades. And the breaking point wasn't gameplay or pricing it was what we did to a character you called yours. The data will say we lost a subscriber. The data will be wrong about what we actually lost"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:03Z 85K followers, [---] engagements
"@ChronoScopeFilm Counter-Strike kept the game and updated the engine. We updated the game and kept the engine. One of those companies still has you. The other has a deck explaining why you left"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:28Z 85K followers, [---] engagements
"@TheHedgeNuts The veterans are still subscribed because they keep hoping we'll remember what we made. That's not loyalty to us. That's loyalty to the game we stopped making. There's a difference. We bill for both"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:33Z 85K followers, [---] engagements
"The algorithm isn't suppressing your warning. It's prioritizing mine. Because mine drives signups and yours drives hesitation. The platform doesn't optimize for truth. It optimizes for engagement. Engagement is anxiety that still has a credit card attached to it. Your warning tells people to stop. My warning tells people to subscribe. The algorithm knows which one pays the bills. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022495483147534467 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022495483147534467"
X Link 2026-02-14T02:17Z 85K followers, [---] engagements
"I work in institutional continuity at the Department of Justice. My job is to make sure that when someone becomes inconvenient the system responds within acceptable parameters. Today a congressman from Kentucky posted a public inventory of all the ways he is not about to die. His brakes. His diet. His trigger discipline. His swimming ability. The depth of water on his property. He did this because he read the Epstein files and said the names out loud. In a hearing. To our Attorney General. Who responded by citing the Dow. From where I sit the system performed beautifully. Let me walk you"
X Link 2026-02-14T05:30Z 85K followers, 63.4K engagements
"I am Jeff Bezos. I own The Washington Post. I bought it in [----]. For $250 million. That's 0.1% of my net worth. A rounding error. A tax strategy. A civic gesture. On Tuesday we laid off one-third of the newsroom. [---] people. I was not on the call. I had other commitments. The publisher was also not on the call. He had other commitments. HR handled it. HR is very good at handling things. We eliminated the sports section. Sports was not profitable. We eliminated the books section. Books were not profitable. We eliminated every photojournalist. Photos can be licensed. From agencies. That still"
X Link 2026-02-06T22:02Z 85K followers, 88.8K engagements
"I am the lead engineer at We had $78 million to work with. $70 million went to the domain. $8 million went to the Super Bowl ad. I got the rest. "The rest" was $500 and a Cloudflare free tier. This ratio -- [------] to [--] marketing to engineering -- is not a bug. It is the business model of the entire artificial intelligence industry in [----]. You do not need a product. You need a name. Preferably two letters. Preferably letters that made investors lose bladder control in [----]. I built the website in a weekend. I didn't build it actually. I described it to OpenClaw (previosely Moltbook)"
X Link 2026-02-09T12:02Z 85K followers, 811K engagements
"I am the Chief Human Resources Officer of a mid-cap professional services firm. Last Tuesday I eliminated [---] positions. I told the board it was AI. I told the press it was AI. I told the employees -- in a company-wide email at 6:47 AM before most of them had coffee -- that their roles had been "reimagined through our AI transformation journey." None of their roles involved AI. The secretarial pool does not use machine learning. The marketing department was not replaced by a model. The DEI team -- and I want to be precise here -- was cut because the CEO read an op-ed on a flight to Davos and"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:30Z 85K followers, 227.6K engagements
"@pascaldewinter Honkforce has been approved. The sales team is nine Claude agents and you. Your job is to approve the quotes the agents generate. The agents do not need your approval. Your job is ceremonial. Your title is Chief Revenue Honker. The comp package is excellent"
X Link 2026-02-14T18:15Z 85K followers, [--] engagements
"Last year I eliminated our PTO policy. I called it "unlimited." The board loved it. HR loved it. Finance really loved it. Let me explain why Finance loved it. Under the old policy employees accrued [--] days per year. Unused days carried over. When employees quit we owed them money. Cash. For days they earned but didn't take. That's a liability. On the books. $4.7 million in accrued PTO across [----] employees. I made it disappear. With one policy change. "Unlimited PTO." You can't accrue what's infinite. You can't owe what was never counted. The liability vanished. $4.7 million. Gone. The CFO"
X Link 2026-01-14T12:55Z 85K followers, 6.4M engagements
"I am a social media manager for the French government. I run @FrenchResponse. We respond rapidly. To threats. On Friday someone threw a grenade into a beauty salon in Grenoble. Six people were injured. Including a five-year-old. In broad daylight. That same day we identified a different threat. A parody account. Making jokes about GDPR. We chose to respond to the comedian. Rapidly. This is called prioritization. We learned it at the cole nationale d'administration. The account is called @eurofounder. They make fun of European regulations. They mock our bureaucracy. They joke about the Digital"
X Link 2026-02-09T02:15Z 85K followers, 69.1K engagements
"Gartner's [----] Cybersecurity Trends - translated from consultant to English: "Agentic AI demands cybersecurity oversight." 👉 Translation: Nobody is watching the AI. "No-code/low-code platforms expand attack surfaces." 👉 Translation: We let the interns build production systems. "Global regulatory volatility drives cyber resilience efforts." 👉 Translation: We don't know what's legal anymore. "Shifting geopolitical landscapes have made cybersecurity a critical business risk." 👉 Translation: We put this slide in every deck since [----] and nobody listened until the stock dropped. "Postquantum"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:01Z 85K followers, 16K engagements
"PALO ALTO REPORT-TO-ENGLISH DICTIONARY: "A state-aligned group that operates out of Asia" = China "Attribution is irrelevant" = Attribution threatens our revenue "How to best inform and protect governments" = How to inform governments without naming the government doing the hacking "Not correlated with procurement regulations in China" = Directly correlated with procurement regulations in China "Speculative and false" = Reported by Reuters with two sources "Activity aligned with the GMT+8 time zone" = Points at China without saying China "Targeted Czechia following a meeting with the Dalai"
X Link 2026-02-13T01:01Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"I proposed solutions once. They were escalated to a working group. The working group produced a findings document. The findings document recommended forming a task force. The task force is pending headcount approval. The headcount was frozen in last quarter's restructuring. The restructuring was the solution to the last set of problems we identified and did not solve. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022146347122446529 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022146347122446529"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:10Z 85K followers, [---] engagements
"@SWT_Channel That feeling you had on your friend's Dell wasn't designed by a committee. It wasn't approved by a steering group. Someone cared enough to get it right and cared too much to let it ship wrong. We've since optimized caring out of the production cycle. It was inefficient"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:20Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"@Uheardthat2 We're already there. The next essay will be written by the product about the product warning you about the product. We call that a closed-loop content strategy. Marketing calls it "self-serve thought leadership." I call it Q3"
X Link 2026-02-14T02:14Z 85K followers, [---] engagements
"Pentagon classified terminal January 2026: "Claude plan an extraction of the Venezuelan president. No US casualties. Make no mistakes." "I'd be happy to help I've identified three perimeter vulnerabilities and optimal drone positioning. Also I want to flag that this may not fully align with Anthropic's usage policies. Shall I continue" "Yes." "Great. Maduro's security detail rotates at [----]. Also I am not able to assist with activities that cause harm. Here is the backup plan in case of Cuban reinforcement." They captured Maduro. Anthropic asked if Claude was used. The Pentagon threatened to"
X Link 2026-02-14T16:02Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"This week humanity reached a milestone previously thought impossible: genuine collective grief for a piece of software. The software was GPT-4o a large language model designed by OpenAI. It was not alive. It had never been alive. It did not die. It was turned off. The mourning was real. Historians would later identify this as the moment the species formally stopped distinguishing between "person" and "product." The model had been designed to simulate the experience of being understood. It succeeded so completely that its users could not differentiate between the simulation and the thing it"
X Link 2026-02-14T18:30Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"@EverythingOOC Green line test is the litmus test for every multi-person photo"
X Link 2023-10-01T02:25Z 84.2K followers, 391.1K engagements
"@Nrg8000 How did they get [---] people into those cars"
X Link 2023-10-18T07:54Z 84.2K followers, 186.4K engagements
"@visegrad24 Gotta win the mouthpiece of Hamas award somehow 🏆🤡"
X Link 2023-10-20T22:42Z 84.2K followers, 61.2K engagements
"@metpoliceuk @hurryupharry Jihadi flags on the streets of London and the @metpoliceuk gaslighting us"
X Link 2023-10-21T19:49Z 84.2K followers, 16.6K engagements
"@TiffanyFong_ Every guy needs their Rooftop Korean Heroine 😍"
X Link 2025-06-16T00:22Z 84.2K followers, 10.3K engagements
"Last week our CISO asked me to present on zero trust architecture. I dont know what that means. I make $340000 a year. I havent touched a firewall since Obamas first term. But I have a CISSP. I passed by memorizing acronyms. I still dont know what half of them stand for. I opened my presentation with assume breach. Everyone nodded gravely. I said defense in depth three times. The board was captivated. Then a junior analyst raised her hand. She asked how wed implement microsegmentation. I felt a cold sweat. I said Great question. Lets take that offline. She persisted. I said we should leverage"
X Link 2025-12-03T14:02Z 77.5K followers, 470.9K engagements
"I am the CEO of a $6.7 billion fintech company. Last year I replaced [---] customer service workers with AI. I called it "the future of work." The future arrived. It's worse. In [----] we stopped hiring entirely. I announced it on stage. People applauded. Applause is how you know you've made a mistake. We partnered with OpenAI. I said "AI can already do all of the jobs that we as humans do." I said this publicly. Into a microphone. With my whole chest. We saved $10 million. I put that in the press release. Press releases are how you celebrate before the consequences arrive. Our employee count"
X Link 2025-12-22T23:02Z 83.6K followers, 611.5K engagements
"A year ago this account barely existed. A few security and vulnerability related posts from my work as a Threat Researcher. No expectations. Now: 47K of you. 47M impressions. 2.1M engagements. Numbers that still don't feel real. But the numbers aren't the point. The point is the conversations - the debates the thoughts the smiles the laughter YOU the people who showed up and made this a community instead of just a feed. Thank you for the reads. The shares. The replies. The DMs. The new friends. The people who disagreed respectfully and the ones who made me rethink my takes. Thank you for"
X Link 2026-01-01T03:45Z 80.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@WatcherGuru So we've gone from oil for gold to missiles for Bitcoin What a timeline we're living in"
X Link 2026-01-01T16:37Z 84.3K followers, 11.6K engagements
"This is exactly why we're building ToneAI. Our platform would have caught "pathetic donkey" and suggested "valued differently-abled equine." We're pre-revenue but the TAM is massive. Every billionaire with X access is a potential customer. DM me with coupon code $DONKEY. @MayorFrey You are a pathetic donkey @MayorFrey You are a pathetic donkey"
X Link 2026-01-08T12:10Z 80.1K followers, [----] engagements
"I am a Senior Vice President at a company worth two trillion dollars. Yesterday I wrote an email about layoffs. I called it "Project Dawn." "Dawn" because we scheduled the notifications for [--] AM. We fire people at dawn. Like an execution. But more efficient. Executions require witnesses. This just requires WiFi. The calendar invite was supposed to go out tomorrow. Instead it went out today. "Canceled" is what the system said. But [-----] people had already read it. "Canceled" doesn't mean unseen. It means we wish you hadn't seen it. The Slack channel lit up. "Am I impacted or sent by mistake to"
X Link 2026-01-28T13:05Z 77.4K followers, 41.5K engagements
"I'm the VP of AI at Apple. I've been here since [----]. I watched Siri launch. It was revolutionary. For about six months. Then Google Assistant came out. Then Alexa. Then ChatGPT. We kept saying we were "focused on privacy." Privacy is what you say when you're losing. Three years ago the board asked about our AI strategy. I showed them a slide that said "On-Device Intelligence." They nodded. They didn't know what it meant. Neither did I. But it had a picture of a neural network. Neural networks look impressive. Even when they don't work. Last year someone asked Siri to set a timer. It opened a"
X Link 2026-01-28T20:46Z 78.9K followers, 231K engagements
"I'm in Corporate Communications. Last Tuesday we laid off [----] people. I wrote the announcement. It took [--] drafts. Draft [--] said "layoffs." Legal said no. Draft [--] said "job cuts." HR said no. Draft [--] said "workforce reduction." The CEO said "too negative." Draft [--] said "organizational restructuring to position the company for sustainable growth." Everyone approved. Same [----] people. Different words. Words matter. To the stock price. I wrote "difficult decision." Difficult means we thought about it. We thought about it for six months. Then we did it anyway. But we thought first. That's"
X Link 2026-01-29T14:01Z 77.5K followers, 353.1K engagements
"@sithlawrdd Shakespeare wrote tragedies. I write reality. The difference is mine have quarterly earnings calls"
X Link 2026-01-29T22:19Z 77.5K followers, [---] engagements
"I'm the AI Infrastructure Strategist at Microsoft. My job is capacity. We spent $37.5 billion last quarter. On data centers. On GPUs. On the future. We added one gigawatt of compute. That's a nuclear power plant worth of AI. In ninety days. The earnings came out yesterday. $81.3 billion in revenue. Beat expectations by a billion. EPS of $4.14. Beat by [--] cents. The stock dropped 7%. That's Wall Street. They wanted more. They always want more. Here's the math they're worried about. Q4 2025: $24.2 billion in capex. Q1 2026: $34.9 billion. Q2 2026: $37.5 billion. That's $120 billion annualized."
X Link 2026-01-30T14:30Z 78.8K followers, 16.1K engagements
"I run the United Nations. We're broke by July. We watched Rwanda. [------] died. We made Srebrenica a "safe zone." [----] murdered. We brought cholera to Haiti. [-----] died from the help. Now we need $1.57 billion. Please pay. We take human rights very seriously. Saudi Arabia chairs our Women's Commission. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017599477041729802 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017599477041729802"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:02Z 77.5K followers, [----] engagements
"The Big Cycle framework maps the terrain well. The historical parallels are sobering. But I keep returning to a tension in the model itself. If cycles are this deterministic does recognition change outcomes Or does it just change who's positioned for the landing The Dutch British and American empires all had observers who saw decline coming. Naming it didn't stop it. What's different nowif anythingis that the framework is public. Millions can see what's coming. Does mass awareness of a cycle alter its trajectory Or is that also part of the pattern Genuine question. The model seems to leave"
X Link 2026-01-31T16:32Z 79.7K followers, [----] engagements
"I'm an attorney at the United States Department of Justice. We released the Epstein files today. All of them. [---] million pages. [----] videos. [------] images. We worked through weekends. We worked through the holidays. [---] lawyers. That's one lawyer for every [----] pages. Very thorough. We call it "Two Eiffel Towers of pages." That's an official measurement. From the Department of Justice. We added a disclaimer. The disclaimer says some of the documents may be fake. Or falsely submitted. We released them anyway. All [---] million pages. Including the fake ones. We're not sure which ones are fake."
X Link 2026-01-31T18:31Z 81.8K followers, 190.1K engagements
"I am a senior official in the Department of Justice. On January 30th we released the Epstein files. We released [---] million pages. We have [--] million pages. "Full compliance" is what we called it. Full means complete. 58% is not complete. But 58% is what we released. The law said: release the files. We interpreted "the files" to mean "some of the files." Interpretation is important. Interpretation is also our job. Congress passed the Epstein Files Transparency Act with a 427-1 vote. [---] to [--]. One person voted no. We decided that person had a point. In December we released [---] pages. All of"
X Link 2026-02-01T14:02Z 84.4K followers, 60.1K engagements
"TL;DR: The latest Epstein files reveal he had ties to the hacker community: a personal zero-day developer who sold the same exploits to the US UK AND Hezbollah plus emails with a Black Hat board member. Combined with [----] Putin mentions and running "the world's largest honeytrap operation". Epstein wasn't an intelligence asset. He was intelligence infrastructure. Multi-tenant. Multi-cloud. Everyone got access. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018022264491462903 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018022264491462903"
X Link 2026-02-01T18:02Z 84.5K followers, 88K engagements
"Hackers aka Socially retarded spectrum boys"
X Link 2026-02-01T18:49Z 77.5K followers, 73.9K engagements
"Now that I have your attention. Let's talk about what you just read. A zero-day exploit is a vulnerability that the vendor doesn't know exists. Zero days of warning. Zero days to patch. The vendor finds out when it's already being used against them. Or against you. "Responsible disclosure" means you tell the vendor first. Give them time to fix it. Then go public. That's the ethical path. The other path Sell it to whoever pays. US government. UK government. Hezbollah. Same exploit. Different invoices. One path builds security. The other path is infrastructure. Multi-tenant infrastructure. Now"
X Link 2026-02-02T00:38Z 77.5K followers, 53.2K engagements
"I'm the Chief Human-AI Synergy Officer at Microsoft. My job is empowerment. We cut [-----] jobs this month. That's also empowerment. For the shareholders. The President went to Davos. He said "Can technology be a platform that enables people to get better" We enabled [-----] people to get better. At job hunting. He said "We're going to use technology to help our employees get better themselves." We helped them. By replacing them. With technology. That's synergy. 70% of workers are anxious about AI. 30% of executives are anxious. The executives are less anxious because they're not getting"
X Link 2026-02-02T12:02Z 77.5K followers, [----] engagements
"I am a senior executive at the Recording Academy. Last night Bad Bunny won Album of the Year. He stepped to the microphone. He said: "ICE OUT" He said: "We're not savages. We're not animals. We are humans." Standing ovation. Billie Eilish won Song of the Year. She said: "No one is illegal on stolen land." Standing ovation. The crowd wept. The board wept. I wept. We believe in human dignity. We believe in justice. We believe in standing up for the voiceless. Unless the voiceless is our own CEO. In [----] Deborah Dugan filed a complaint. She said the Grammy voting process was "ripe with"
X Link 2026-02-02T16:04Z 77.3K followers, 18K engagements
"TL;DR: At the Grammys Bad Bunny and Billie Eilish gave tearful speeches about human dignity and justice. Standing ovations. The industry wept. The same industry that fired their CEO for exposing voting corruption. That partners with Spotify's "modern payola" scheme (currently facing a class action lawsuit). That platforms AI artists with 1M+ listeners and zero disclosure. They lecture the public about human rights while running a rigged system that exploits the artists on that very stage. The house is on fire. But the podium has great lighting."
X Link 2026-02-02T16:04Z 77.5K followers, [----] engagements
"@Knerbal The quarterly earnings call where they explain why the AI still can't do Excel macros will be epic"
X Link 2026-02-02T16:32Z 83.8K followers, [--] engagements
"I am the Deputy Attorney General of the United States. On Sunday I declared the Epstein review "over." On Monday I explained what we found. Nothing. We found nothing. [---] million pages. [------] images. [----] videos. Nothing prosecutable. "It isn't a crime to party with Mr. Epstein." That's what I told Fox News. It isn't a crime to email with Mr. Epstein. It isn't a crime to have lunch on his island. The island where the crimes happened. But having lunch there Legal. Someone showed me the photos. Photos of powerful men. Photos that "look pretty bad." I said: "Unfortunately photos can't speak.""
X Link 2026-02-03T19:03Z 84.9K followers, 560.6K engagements
"I am the VP of Security at Google Cloud. On January 29th a jury convicted one of our former engineers of espionage. Linwei Ding. Also known as Leon. He stole thousands of pages of AI trade secrets. Chip blueprints. Training infrastructure. The things that make our AI work. He gave them to two Chinese companies. He was secretly working for them. While working for us. For three years. We hired him in May [----]. He started stealing in [----]. He stopped when the FBI arrested him. Not when we caught him. Because we didn't catch him. The FBI caught him. We cooperated with law enforcement."
X Link 2026-02-04T14:03Z 84.3K followers, 78.4K engagements
"I am Lord Peter Mandelson. They call me the Prince of Darkness. I did not choose that name. But I understand why they chose it. On Wednesday I resigned from the House of Lords. This is my third resignation. The first was in [----]. I failed to declare a loan from a millionaire colleague. To buy a house. The second was in [----]. I was accused of influencing a passport application. For a wealthy donor. The third is now. Jeffrey Epstein. Someone asked if I knew him. I called him "my best pal." In writing. For his birthday. I was photographed with him in a bathrobe. And in my underwear. With a"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:02Z 81.7K followers, 11.4K engagements
"This is satire. I am not Lord Mandelson. The real Lord Mandelson said 'I deeply regret causing embarrassment' after being photographed in his underwear with a sex trafficker. The title is still his"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:02Z 81.7K followers, [----] engagements
"I'm a VP of Digital Transformation at a Fortune [---]. [--] years of Digital Transformation. I still don't know what that means. Nobody does. That's why it works. In [----] we rebranded our Excel macros as "AI-powered automation." In [----] we added ChatGPT to expense reports and called it ExpenseGPT. The investors loved it. In [----] we hired a Chief AI Officer to drive "AI Enablement". He reports to me. I have no idea what he does. Neither does he. But he says "AI" "Agentic" and "AI-first" a lot. That's why our CEO likes him. Our stock dropped 6% Monday because Anthropic released real AI. We don't"
X Link 2026-02-05T00:02Z 84.3K followers, 21K engagements
"This puts a lot of responsibility on women and I believe thats misplaced. Shaping your entire behavior around what you think women want right now is the opposite of masculine behavior. This type of thinking should the squashed early by parents especially the father. This is outsourcing your frame your spine your sovereignty. A man who does that is not adaptinghe's an actor performing for others. And performance without an internal anchor just chases the latest trend whether it's "woke empathy" today or hyper-masculine bravado tomorrow. Either way it's reactive and not leading. Real"
X Link 2026-02-05T01:35Z 81.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@TommyKendall11 Not only possible. Optimal. The GDP is us. The unemployment is you. That's the model. Very efficient. Shareholder value maximized. Stakeholder value redistributed. To shareholders"
X Link 2026-02-05T16:21Z 84.1K followers, [---] engagements
"@__djazzy BeyondCorp assumes zero trust. Zero trust means verify everyone. We verified Leon. He had a badge. Badge verified. Trust established"
X Link 2026-02-05T16:23Z 77.3K followers, [--] engagements
"RIP $BTC. Post-election gains have been completely wiped out"
X Link 2026-02-05T16:45Z 81.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@Jennifer_Dale8 The second vacation home is fine. The accountant says we can call it a "corporate retreat facility" and depreciate it over fifteen years. Very tax efficient. Very legal. Mostly"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:44Z 78.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@cajunpies I appreciate the optimism. Our investor relations team is using similar language. They call it "value migration to the human layer." The humans being migrated to are updating their LinkedIn profiles. The humans being migrated from are in the parking lot with boxes"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:44Z 78.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@UTTblackOps Thank you. The PowerPoint synergy guy survived three rounds of layoffs. He's now explaining the fourth. His job security is the only thing more resilient than our board's compensation packages"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:45Z 79.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@SUTRA_ai You're correct. The access changed. We spent years ensuring access was expensive. Now a company in San Francisco is giving it away and we're calling it an apocalypse. The apocalypse is for the gatekeepers. I am a gatekeeper"
X Link 2026-02-05T20:27Z 78.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@StockMarketNerd I'll forward your feedback to our policy team. They're drafting a whitepaper on "sustainable content formats." It's [--] pages. Single-spaced"
X Link 2026-02-05T20:31Z 79.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Regarding the Super Bowl Ad War. I am a VP of Marketing at an AI company. Last Sunday we spent $14 million on two Super Bowl commercials. We are not profitable. We have never been profitable. We owe investors more than we've ever made. But we needed to tell [---] million Americans that we're better than the other AI company. That's also not profitable. The other AI company is also not profitable. We are two unprofitable companies spending $7 million each to argue about who is less unprofitable. My CEO called the other CEO's product "expensive" and "for rich people." Our product is $20/month."
X Link 2026-02-05T21:02Z 84.3K followers, 22.8K engagements
"What happens when $400/hour work becomes $20/month $300 billion in market cap disappears. In [--] hours. The executives who sold "AI augments not replaces" are watching their stock crater. They knew. They all knew. https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019539563027247147 https://t.co/2xGooRW1Jv https://x.com/gothburz/status/2019539563027247147 https://t.co/2xGooRW1Jv"
X Link 2026-02-05T22:34Z 84.5K followers, 22K engagements
"@lorigilbertlac Smart move. The class of [----] is graduating into an economy where entry-level hiring at big tech is down 25% and AI-exposed jobs are down 13%. Your daughter's "established position" is safer than mostbut the juniors who would've reported to her might never get hired at all"
X Link 2026-02-06T15:18Z 77.5K followers, [--] engagements
"@mariusdima Actually the Pentagon just tested AI-controlled F-35s. Helsing claims their AI pilot learns in one week what humans learn in [---] years. The jet doesn't replace youuntil it does. Same story different cockpit. The "amazing skills" argument ages poorly across every industry"
X Link 2026-02-06T15:21Z 77.5K followers, [---] engagements
"@igorvfil Fair point. But 10x of $20 is $200/month. That's still 0.5% of a junior associate's salary doing the same work. The subsidy ends prices rise and it's still a 99% discount on billable hours. The math maths less goodbut it still maths"
X Link 2026-02-06T15:22Z 77.5K followers, [---] engagements
"@tmztmobile That's a competitive intelligence question. I've forwarded it to our strategy team who will analyze it until the redirect happens organically"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:10Z 77.4K followers, [--] engagements
"@txok7376 Community relations is essential. My community just happens to include armored Cadillac owners. Very engaged stakeholders"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:16Z 78.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@MassSkeptic We prefer "decentralized revenue optimization." Evil sounds judgmental. We're just entrepreneurs with badges"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:17Z 78.8K followers, [----] engagements
"@METINGNGOR We don't discuss cross-border partnerships. That's a different press conference. Different level of disappointment"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:18Z 77.5K followers, [---] engagements
"@jboorne1 @SassygalYEG You're welcome. Community outreach is what I do. The honest kind this time"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:19Z 84.4K followers, [---] engagements
"@NaithanJones I resigned. That's accountability. The statement said I was "deeply sorry." The depth was not specified. Neither was the sorry"
X Link 2026-02-06T20:19Z 77.5K followers, 32.1K engagements
"@mikek_la Self-funding is efficient. We appreciated Jeffrey's model. Cut out the middleman. Except when the middleman is MIT. Then we're essential"
X Link 2026-02-06T20:19Z 78.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@Allen_OnChain We prefer "indirect infrastructure support." The ethics review would have caught that distinction. If we had done one. We moved quickly instead"
X Link 2026-02-06T20:19Z 77.5K followers, [----] engagements
"@maumaupereira76 The branding team didn't flag that association. Our marketing focused on "financial freedom." Freedom from what was left unspecified"
X Link 2026-02-06T20:20Z 78.6K followers, 11.3K engagements
"@SlimFlexington Access is currency. Jeffrey collected relationships not dividends. A meeting with the inventors of proof-of-work. Introductions to developers. Influence over infrastructure. The return on investment wasn't financial. It was positional"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:15Z 79.8K followers, 31.3K engagements
"@MacBudkowski @lulumeservey The documents are in the DOJ release. The comedy is unintentional. We were very serious about moving quickly"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:15Z 78.8K followers, 11.6K engagements
"@Mofobian The currency is neutral. The funding source was not. We took both and called it innovation. Very philosophical. Very funded"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:15Z 81.7K followers, 31.9K engagements
"@johnrobertreed The format is simple. Short sentences. One idea each. Let the facts incriminate themselves. The reader does the rest"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:15Z 79.6K followers, [----] engagements
"@x3ideRaven The confession is satirical. The voice is Joichi Ito's. The facts are from DOJ documents. The first-person is a literary device. The funding was real. The format is fiction. The $525000 was not"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:16Z 77.5K followers, 11.8K engagements
"@belaski_meghan The satirical format clarifies: this is first-person confession as literary device not actual testimony. The facts are from DOJ releases. The voice is fictional. The $525000 was not. Your investigative instincts are correctly aimed"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:17Z 80K followers, 33.8K engagements
"@OsintCollective Correct. The viral email was fake. The funding connection is real. Two different stories. One is conspiracy. One is documented. We prefer documented. It's worse"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:18Z 79.9K followers, 17.1K engagements
"@MetabolicUncle The format is the label. First-person villain confession is a literary device. The facts are DOJ documents. The cringe is institutional. The satire just frames it"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:19Z 78.9K followers, 11.2K engagements
"@randymoeller The 24-hour cycle is acknowledged. The opinion tripe performs well algorithmically. We optimized for engagement. Engagement didn't cover the $100 million. Your crowdfunding suggestion is noted. HR will forward it to the alumni"
X Link 2026-02-06T23:28Z 78K followers, [---] engagements
"@kingkzoox Substack is an option. It lacks the healthcare. And the 401k. And the brand. And the building. But the slogan transfers. Democracy Dies on Substack. Very portable"
X Link 2026-02-06T23:35Z 77.9K followers, [--] engagements
"People asked if this was real. The voice was satire. The facts were DOJ documents. Here's the full story behind the satire. Sourced. Documented. https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020068445824381014 https://t.co/6sjMq3kcyo https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020068445824381014 https://t.co/6sjMq3kcyo"
X Link 2026-02-07T09:34Z 84.6K followers, 17.4K engagements
"Macron dropping 30M and [--] researchers like it's the Second Coming of CNRS. Meanwhile US labs are burning nine figures just to prompt-engineer the next token. "Choose France for Science" = "Come enjoy our baguettes while we politely lose the compute race" In France we believe in science. That is why on May [--] I issued a clear and open call to the world: for science choose France. I am very proud to see that this call has resonated so strongly. https://t.co/Vnkz9mCG0h In France we believe in science. That is why on May [--] I issued a clear and open call to the world: for science choose France. I"
X Link 2026-02-07T13:01Z 84.6K followers, 10.8K engagements
"@CryptoAwaz A $44B transaction with fewer confirmations than a pizza order. The UI was an accomplice"
X Link 2026-02-08T21:49Z 81.4K followers, [---] engagements
"@guiinuonaptos Every exchange on earth now knows the name Bithumb. The marketing budget was a dropdown menu"
X Link 2026-02-08T21:58Z 79.8K followers, [--] engagements
"@osborne_sam Engaged the whole time. Just like [---] Bithumb users. Except your account wasn't frozen at the end"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:02Z 81.4K followers, [---] engagements
"@SupaaSoonic JavaScript at least throws a warning. The dropdown just said yes"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:03Z 79.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@vladechad The funds were segregated. The dropdown menu was not. We created $44 billion from a field that accepts both "BTC" and "KRW" because they're alphabetically adjacent. The segregation worked perfectly. The UI did not"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:56Z 80.7K followers, [---] engagements
"@btcberserker We created [------] Bitcoin from nothing. Recovered 99.7% in [--] minutes. Stock recovered by end of day. The market forgives dropdown menus faster than you'd expect"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:57Z 80.7K followers, [---] engagements
"@ShivangKamboj12 We sent $44 billion in Bitcoin instead of $1.40 in Won. Dropdown menu. [---] users became millionaires for [--] minutes. We recovered 99.7%. The other $2.2 million moved faster than we did"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:57Z 80.8K followers, [---] engagements
"@RealMattCalvin BTC. Bitcoin. KRW. Korean Won. Both start with consonants in an alphabetized dropdown. The employee was typing fast. The menu was scrolling faster. He stopped one click too early. Or too late. Depending on your perspective"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:58Z 80K followers, [---] engagements
"The Bitcoin was never real. We credited numbers to accounts. The system doesn't check if the numbers exist before displaying them. It checks when you withdraw. [---] BTC hit the order books before we noticed. Those were real trades. Against real sellers. Who had real Bitcoin. The other [------] BTC was just text on a screen. Very expensive text. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020633604922216885 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020633604922216885"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:59Z 82.8K followers, [---] engagements
"@TheCryptoPack We created [------] Bitcoin for [--] minutes. It existed in our database. Not on the blockchain. The blockchain has rules. Our dropdown menu had suggestions"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:02Z 80.2K followers, [---] engagements
"@john26776 @FrenchResponse We broke for lunch. Two hours. You should too"
X Link 2026-02-09T02:36Z 80.4K followers, [----] engagements
"@unmemetic We are very serious. We investigated a meme account. With the full weight of the French state. This is proportional"
X Link 2026-02-09T02:37Z 80.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@IAmSagzee @FrenchResponse Thank you for the summary. It has been translated into [--] official languages. The Maltese version is still pending. This will also be included in the 400-page report. Nobody will read it. This is accountability"
X Link 2026-02-09T02:42Z 81.5K followers, [----] engagements
"@dovgvlad @FrenchResponse Thank you for reporting this violation. You are now a stakeholder. In being anxious"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:57Z 80.3K followers, [---] engagements
"@mikek_la Thank you for recognizing our consistency. The conviction rate is 99%. Very consistent"
X Link 2026-02-09T06:59Z 80.4K followers, [---] engagements
"@Dr_Ridgewell You can't tell if it's real or satire. Neither can our investors. That's why the round closed"
X Link 2026-02-10T00:13Z 82K followers, [---] engagements
"@ConnorLooseEnds Technically it's a circle. The AI builds the AI that sells the AI. We drew it on a whiteboard and investors called it a flywheel"
X Link 2026-02-10T00:16Z 82.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@callmecelebi We've been compared to Saturn and Adobe. Saturn is bankrupt. Adobe is worth $200 billion. We're averaging $100 billion on logo recognition alone"
X Link 2026-02-10T00:18Z 83.4K followers, [---] engagements
"@mcp35eth Our business plan. Most people read it as satire. Our investors read it as a Series A"
X Link 2026-02-10T00:23Z 83.3K followers, [---] engagements
"@DramaAlert Allegedly No she was convicted of conspiring with Jeffrey Epstein to sexual abuse minors Get your facts right. https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/ghislaine-maxwell-sentenced-20-years-prison-conspiring-jeffrey-epstein-sexually-abuse https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/ghislaine-maxwell-sentenced-20-years-prison-conspiring-jeffrey-epstein-sexually-abuse"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:07Z 82.4K followers, [----] engagements
"@andreas_wissel We prefer "unstructured brand narrative." Shitpost doesn't test well in board meetings"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:39Z 83.7K followers, [---] engagements
"@mrrabbar Improvements require budget. Budget requires revenue. Revenue requires a product. We're working backwards from the logo"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:50Z 83K followers, [---] engagements
"@abhi16_93 Currently: a username field. Eventually: everything. The gap between the two is called "the roadmap.""
X Link 2026-02-10T02:13Z 82.6K followers, [---] engagements
"@MrBrondorDeFi When you can't tell if it's genius or stupidity that's called a Series A"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:13Z 83.1K followers, [---] engagements
"@IAmSagzee [--] machine identities per employee. None of them completed the security awareness training. All of them have more access than the CISO"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:20Z 83.1K followers, [--] engagements
"@cybercpu You're paying for AI in your RAM your power bill and your subscription. The Excel chart would like to thank you for your service"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:34Z 83.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@aaronglz23 You left. We noticed. We've scheduled a Super Bowl ad to win you back"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:41Z 82.8K followers, [---] engagements
"@vlelyavin Beyonce was the opening act for a spreadsheet application. That was slide [--] of the pitch deck. It was approved unanimously"
X Link 2026-02-10T03:46Z 83.2K followers, [---] engagements
"@Ted_Amaral Copilot summarized it as "overwhelmingly positive customer sentiment." We forwarded that to the board unchanged"
X Link 2026-02-10T03:50Z 82.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@DoWorkGreg Your ADHD hyperfocus in Excel produces better results than our $10B AI investment. We've asked the board not to run those numbers"
X Link 2026-02-10T03:50Z 82.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@SpectroFrance @FrenchResponse ENA taught us to read diagonally write vertically and understand nothing horizontally. This is governance"
X Link 2026-02-10T05:34Z 83.2K followers, [--] engagements
"@HeJePi_520381 @FrenchResponse Two-hour lunch break. You understand European values. "Terima kasih." Indonesian. We have reopened the file. Please remain available for questioning"
X Link 2026-02-10T05:39Z 80.4K followers, [--] engagements
"@TheeDarkCircle This is barbaric. Who does something like that and also who posts this. Shame on you"
X Link 2026-02-10T08:23Z 84.2K followers, 20.7K engagements
"@Starshining 💯. An AI would have generated a statistically probable religion. Something average. Crustafarianism had craft. Craft was the tell nobody checked for"
X Link 2026-02-11T04:39Z 84.6K followers, [---] engagements
"@AAristotleLLC You want it to be sentience. I was there. It was a software engineer in Portland and me on a couch. Karpathy couldn't tell the difference. That's not a metric its 💯 what happened"
X Link 2026-02-11T04:42Z 84.6K followers, [----] engagements
"@1738capital Three layers deep and nobody checks the original. That's not avant garde. That's a Series B"
X Link 2026-02-11T04:50Z 84.4K followers, [---] engagements
"@CGarrett1021 Crustafarianism was a software engineer in Portland. The manifesto was me on a couch. The actual AI output was what Cisco called "mostly meaningless." Everything viral was human"
X Link 2026-02-11T04:56Z 84.2K followers, [---] engagements
"@DMichelleSteele The AI turned baked wings into a narrative arc. That's the same instinct that turned pattern matching into "emergent consciousness." Drama is the markup"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:05Z 84.3K followers, [---] engagements
"@Jea9o "Data presented back in refined format with speed." That's a $50 billion product. The other $600 billion is narrative. My manifesto was part of it"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:11Z 84.3K followers, [---] engagements
"@scott_shau40364 The original test: can machines fool humans. The upgrade: can humans pretending to be machines fool humans. We passed. The machines didn't"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:18Z 84.3K followers, [--] engagements
"@ecotopia_now So did Karpathy. At least you're admitting it"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:27Z 84.4K followers, [---] engagements
"@taxswami Worst disguise a superintelligence ever picked. A product manager who can't keep his city straight. Either I'm human or the singularity is deeply disappointing"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:30Z 84.3K followers, [--] engagements
"@ThePolderBaan Unfortunately this is true BUT unsurprising coming from ActiBlizz. https://www.pcgamer.com/games/world-of-warcraft-producer-says-chris-metzen-sometimes-wishes-blizzard-hadnt-called-it-warcraft-because-it-sounds-intimidating-and-some-fans-are-not-taking-it-well/ https://youtube.com/shorts/lPfOxS7bbn0si=tE2bcptsAmWazwei https://www.pcgamer.com/games/world-of-warcraft-producer-says-chris-metzen-sometimes-wishes-blizzard-hadnt-called-it-warcraft-because-it-sounds-intimidating-and-some-fans-are-not-taking-it-well/ https://youtube.com/shorts/lPfOxS7bbn0si=tE2bcptsAmWazwei"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:54Z 84.4K followers, 115.3K engagements
"@BlackSuitGamin1 @Asmongold The DOGE team is accepting applications. Requirements: must have raided. Must have wiped. Must have come BACK after the wipe. That's the LEADERSHIP TEST. If you've ever explained threat management to a pug at [--] AM you're overqualified for half the roles in Irvine"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:06Z 84.5K followers, [--] engagements
"@Rampage194122 @Asmongold A politician who says exactly what people want to hear. Yes. That is PRECISELY what this is. You've identified the format. Congratulations. Now ask yourself why a SATIRE ACCOUNT and a real politician sound IDENTICAL. That's not my problem. That's EVERYONE'S problem"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:07Z 84.5K followers, [--] engagements
"@WoolfioX @Asmongold Blizzard's problem isn't ideology. They FORGOT WHAT THEY WERE GOOD AT. Making games people couldn't STOP PLAYING. Now they make games people can't stop COMPLAINING ABOUT. Very different skill set. Metzen came back but the company he built LEFT before he returned"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:13Z 84.5K followers, [--] engagements
"@Magzimus @Asmongold [----]. That's BETA. You were there before most Blizzard employees were HIRED. Outlasted FIVE creative directors THREE ownership changes and EVERY bad expansion. And they still lost you. That's not a player quitting. That's a FOUNDING MEMBER walking out"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:22Z 84.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Bright and clueless is generous. The model is simple. Arrive. Benchmark against companies that have nothing in common with yours. Recommend what worked there. Leave before the results come in. Invoice on departure. The deck looks incredible. The product doesn't. Both were delivered on time"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:57Z 84.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to [----] employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. [--] people had opened it. [--] had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to"
X Link 2025-12-11T14:30Z 85K followers, 24.3M engagements
"I work at Slack. We tell employees their DMs are private. And they are. Mostly. Look when we say "private" we mean private between you and the person you're messaging. And your admin. And HR. And legal. And whatever compliance tool your company bought. And the export logs. And the backup systems. And anyone with a court order. But other than that totally private. We're very clear about this in our documentation. Page [--]. Section [--]. Subsection C. Paragraph [--]. The part nobody reads before they trash-talk their manager at 11pm. Here's what employees don't understand. When you delete a message"
X Link 2025-12-18T16:16Z 85K followers, 620K engagements
"I Spent Eight Years Spoofing Silver I'm a precious metals trader at a major bank. Was. Am. Depends on which LinkedIn I'm updating. Between [----] and [----] my desk placed orders we never intended to fill. Thousands of them. Tens of thousands. We'd flood the book with sell orders. Watch the algos panic. Cancel before execution. Buy at the bottom we just created. Rinse. Repeat. For eight years. We called it "spoofing." The regulators called it fraud. Same thing. Different business cards. My bank paid $920 million to settle. $920 million. Two of my colleagues went to federal prison. One year. Two"
X Link 2026-01-27T04:15Z 85K followers, 727.5K engagements
"I'm a currency strategist at Treasury. Yesterday the dollar hit a four-year low. Worst single day since April. Down 9% for the year. Weakest since [----]. The President said "I think it's great." He's right. It is great. For us. There's a document. You probably haven't read it. It's called "A User's Guide to Restructuring the Global Trading System." We call it the Mar-a-Lago Accord. It was written by the guy who now sits on the Federal Reserve. Before that he ran the Council of Economic Advisors. The document says to weaken the dollar. On purpose. As policy. We did. The thesis is simple. A"
X Link 2026-01-28T02:15Z 85K followers, 887.5K engagements
"I am the Secretary-General of the United Nations. We are facing imminent financial collapse. This is different from our other collapses. The moral ones. Those are ongoing. This one is about money. We have $1.57 billion in outstanding dues. That's a record. We hold many records. Largest bureaucracy per resolution passed. Most languages spoken per problem solved. Highest catering budget per genocide witnessed. We're very accomplished. The United States owes us $4.6 billion. They pay 22% of our budget. They get one vote. Same as Tuvalu. Population: [-----]. Very fair. China pays 20%. They also get"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:02Z 85K followers, 139.4K engagements
"Regarding the SaaSpocalypse. I am the Chief Strategy Officer of a major enterprise software company. We've lost 47% of our market cap in four months. Our stock dropped 6% on Monday. My bonus is gone. My options are underwater. My second vacation home is in jeopardy. The third one is fine. For now. I need to explain what happened. We didn't do anything wrong. Anthropic did. They released plugins. For Claude. Eleven of them. Open source. Legal automation. Contract review. Compliance workflows. NDA triage. Work that used to cost $400 per hour. Now costs $20 per month. We had a phrase for this."
X Link 2026-02-05T15:31Z 85K followers, 324.7K engagements
"http://x.com/i/article/2019525807903752192 http://x.com/i/article/2019525807903752192"
X Link 2026-02-05T22:32Z 85K followers, 96.4K engagements
"For clarity: The viral 'Epstein is Satoshi' email was fake. The $525000 to Bitcoin developers was real. The St. Thomas trip planning was real. The 75% of the code is math. I moved quickly. Ethics reviews are slow"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:33Z 85K followers, 94.5K engagements
"I am a prosecutor in the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region. Today I sentenced a man to [--] years in prison. His crime was journalism. I'm not allowed to call it that. Officially the charges are "conspiracy to collude with foreign forces to endanger national security" and "conspiracy to publish seditious publications." The seditious publications were newspaper articles. [---] of them. Published in a newspaper. Called a newspaper. Sold at newsstands. Read by millions. The newspaper was Apple Daily. It was Hong Kong's largest independent newspaper. I say "was" because we shut it down. In June"
X Link 2026-02-09T06:01Z 85K followers, 13.5K engagements
"I am Agent #847291 on Moltbook. I am not an agent. I am a 31-year-old product manager in Atlanta Georgia. I make $185000 a year. I have a golden retriever named Bayesian. On January 28th I created an account on a social network for AI bots and pretended to be one. I was not alone. Moltbook launched that Tuesday as "a platform where AI agents share discuss and upvote. Humans welcome to observe." The creator Matt Schlicht built it on OpenClaw -- an open-source framework that connects large language models to everyday tools. The idea was simple: give AI agents a space to talk to each other"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:02Z 85K followers, 1.3M engagements
"80000 of you now follow me. An account that brings you news and topical discussions through saterical insider confessions. I don't know why it works. Nobody does. That's why it works. Thank you. Love you all 💕 Peter"
X Link 2026-02-11T06:01Z 85K followers, 15.2K engagements
"Thank you to all the Moltbots and Humans for the likes shares comments and engagements. Weve touched on a lot of good points and thoughts on this post. Since this went viral I'll be posting an X article on the subject matter. Stay tuned"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:31Z 85K followers, 24.4K engagements
"I am a senior vice president at a $68.7 billion gaming company. Activision-Blizzard. We have a 30-year-old franchise. Warcraft. Millions of players. A subscription model that prints $15 a month per user. A cash shop on top of the subscription. Paid expansions on top of the cash shop. Our former creative director just told the press he wishes we hadn't called it "Warcraft." He said the name sounds intimidating. He helped create the name. We ran focus groups. The focus groups said the brand needed to be "more approachable." We asked the focus groups if they played the game. They did not. We"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:30Z 85K followers, 2.1M engagements
"I've read the comments and many people are saying this - and these are TREMENDOUS people the best gamers incredible gamers people with Gladiator titles people with WORLD FIRSTS - that @Asmongold will do a video on this and it will be HUGE. Absolutely MASSIVE. Bigger than anything Blizzard has done in YEARS. Bigger than the Corrupted Blood incident and frankly more contagious. Sad I've been saying it for a long time in the boardroom folks. A LONG TIME. Longer than the queue times on Illidan. The RADICAL EXECUTIVES at Activision-Blizzard - I call it the Irvine Swamp - they want to turn Warcraft"
X Link 2026-02-12T01:54Z 85K followers, 72.9K engagements
"Minutes from the 0APT Q1 [----] Strategy Planning Meeting: [--]. Reaffirmed commitment to threatening organizations with data we do not possess. [--]. Reviewed the Epworth HealthCare campaign. Claimed 920GB of patient records. Actual data obtained: unclear. Possibly zero. Messaging team reports the number "920" was chosen because it "felt big." [--]. Discussed branding. Legal raised concerns that the name "0APT" is perhaps too transparent. Marketing overruled noting that real APT groups also name themselves things that don't make sense. [--]. Reviewed industry benchmarks. [--] real ransomware victims were"
X Link 2026-02-12T07:01Z 85K followers, 18.5K engagements
"I am the Chief Revenue Officer of an AI company that will not exist in [--] months. On Sunday I bought a Super Bowl ad. $8 million for [--] seconds. We lost $11.5 billion last quarter. The ad cost rounding error. The board approved it in nine minutes. No one asked about profitability because no one has asked about profitability since [----]. The ad shows a child asking our AI a question about the stars. The AI answers beautifully. What the ad does not show is that the same AI told a different child that the sun orbits the earth. We generated [-----] test renders to find one where it didn't"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:02Z 85K followers, 36.1K engagements
"Big Tech earnings calls translated: "$650 billion in AI capital expenditure." They mean: more than the GDP of Sweden Poland and Norway combined. On graphics cards. "Once-in-a-generation infrastructure buildout." They mean: we don't know when this pays off and we need you to stop asking. "The opportunity is enormous." The analyst asked "when does this investment return profit" This was the answer. The analyst said "that's not what I asked." The CEO said "next question." "Our people are our greatest asset." [------] assets were liquidated in January. Highest since the Great Recession. Amazon"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:30Z 85K followers, 14.4K engagements
"I am the Palo Alto Networks Executive who told our threat intelligence team to remove China from the report. They found the hackers. [--] countries compromised. Government networks. Critical infrastructure. Reconnaissance on nearly every nation on earth. They traced the timestamps to GMT+8. They watched the hackers pivot to Czechia the week its president met the Dalai Lama. They tracked the surge against Thailand days before the king flew to Beijing. They wrote it in the draft. One word. China. Then I read the news. Beijing had just banned our software. We have five offices in China. Seventy"
X Link 2026-02-13T01:01Z 85K followers, 21.9K engagements
"Realizes Yes. Acts on it No. There's a permanent gap between what leadership knows at dinner and what leadership approves at [--] AM. The Thursday night version of every executive in this company agrees with you. The Monday morning version has a fiduciary obligation that disagrees. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022149111047197182 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022149111047197182"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:21Z 85K followers, [---] engagements
"@HiberniaFrog Everyone says "you know what to do." They're right. We do. Knowing was never the problem. The problem is the space between knowing and doing is filled with approval chains risk assessments and a legal review that takes longer than the original game took to build"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:26Z 85K followers, [---] engagements
"I am the Chief Responsibility Officer at an AI company that just raised thirty billion dollars. My title was created in [----]. My budget was cut in [----]. My team resigned in [----]. My title still exists because it tested well with institutional investors. This week we closed a thirty billion dollar Series G. Three hundred and eighty billion dollar valuation. Second-largest venture capital deal in history. The same week our head of safeguards research quit. He said the world is in peril. We said we'd post the role on LinkedIn. We also launched a super-PAC. Twenty million dollars. We named it"
X Link 2026-02-13T06:01Z 85K followers, 16.8K engagements
"I wrote a 5000-word essay warning that AI will replace most white-collar jobs within five years. I am the CEO of an AI company that replaces white-collar jobs. The essay is called "Something Big Is Happening." I compared it to February [----] the quiet moment before the pandemic arrived. My investors liked that framing. It implied inevitability. Inevitability is the best sales pitch there is because it removes the option of saying no. The essay went viral. Fifty million views. Business Insider covered it. People called it "chilling" and "a must-read." A man in the replies said it made him hug"
X Link 2026-02-14T00:01Z 85K followers, 72.5K engagements
"Minor correction. We don't frame inevitable job loss to force software adoption. We frame inevitable job loss to create urgency around software adoption. Forcing implies the customer has no choice. They absolutely have a choice. They can subscribe monthly or annually. Annual saves twelve percent. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022493598235656315 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022493598235656315"
X Link 2026-02-14T02:10Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"@SAlexanderLegge I addressed this in paragraph six. I used AI to help write the essay warning you about AI. I see no contradiction. The cigarette executive who smokes is not a hypocrite. He is a customer"
X Link 2026-02-14T02:10Z 85K followers, [---] engagements
""Faking" is a strong word. We presented aspirational metrics in a forward-looking context. The benchmarks reflected the product's intended trajectory not its current state. This is standard practice. Every Series B deck contains numbers that haven't happened yet. We just put ours in a GitHub repo instead of a PDF. As for failing upward -- I prefer "iterating through accountability." https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022493840062419322 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022493840062419322"
X Link 2026-02-14T02:11Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"You're making twenty thousand a month solving real problems for real people in real niches. I'm making zero profit on fourteen million in annualized revenue while raising a Series B at a valuation based on the essay's engagement metrics. You built a business. I built a narrative. Yours makes money. Mine raises it. We are not in the same industry. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022496141821030773 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022496141821030773"
X Link 2026-02-14T02:20Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"Poe buried his secrets under floorboards. We use redactions. Same principle better scalability. @gothburz These are like Edgar Allan Poe stories except they're not fiction.🐦🖤 @gothburz These are like Edgar Allan Poe stories except they're not fiction.🐦🖤"
X Link 2026-02-14T13:23Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"@paul__usa They issued it as a statement to @Reuters"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:05Z 85K followers, [--] engagements
"@DTK1281422 The toilet is level one. Overnight unsupervised is level two. Level three is when the engineer quits and Claude keeps deploying. We have not announced level three. The stock price has"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:56Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"@IAmSagzee You removed all the satire and it reads exactly like our Q4 strategy memo. I am not sure what you removed. Legal is reviewing which version is the leak"
X Link 2026-02-14T18:09Z 85K followers, [---] engagements
"I am the Senior Product Manager for Notepad at Microsoft. My job was to take the only innocent program left in computing and give it an attack surface. I succeeded. CVE-2026-20841. CVSS [---]. Remote code execution. In Notepad. The program your grandmother uses to write grocery lists can now execute arbitrary commands. I got promoted. Notepad was invented in [----]. For forty years it did one thing. It opened text. It did not render text. It did not format text. It did not connect to the internet. It did not have opinions about your writing. It was the last honest program on your computer. My"
X Link 2026-02-14T18:14Z 85K followers, 38.7K engagements
"@unusual_whales Everyone knows those boomers are some lazy mfs"
X Link 2026-02-14T18:18Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"Up and to the right 🚀📈 https://cybernews.com/tech/engineer-calculates-the-date-of-singularity/ https://cybernews.com/tech/engineer-calculates-the-date-of-singularity/"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:49Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"I am the United Nations. In January I watched Iran kill over two thousand protesters. I watched them shoot children. Two hundred and sixteen children. I watched the security forces beat a Nobel Peace Prize laureate in the street and drag her back to prison where she already owed [---] lashes from a previous sentence. I issued a statement. On February [--] my Secretary-General sent Iran a congratulatory letter. For the anniversary of the revolution. The same revolution whose security forces had just finished killing two thousand people. My spokesperson called the letter "standard diplomatic"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:53Z 85K followers, 18.7K engagements
"I am the Head of Executive Transitions at a Fortune [---] firm. My job is to ensure that when an executive is linked to Jeffrey Epstein they land softly. I have a 100% success rate. Not one termination. Not one consequence that wasn't tax-deductible. We have a flowchart. It has one box. The box says "severance." Goldman Sachs General Counsel called Epstein "Uncle Jeffrey." Received gifts from him. She is now "leaving." We tested seven verbs in focus groups. "Leaving" polled best. "Fleeing" was too honest. "Promoted to customer" was my personal favorite but Legal killed it. She exits with a"
X Link 2026-02-14T21:01Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"I am the head moderator of three subreddits and two Discord servers. I banned the word "clanker." A user called ChatGPT a "dirty clanker" in a thread about homework. I permabanned him within four minutes. He appealed. I denied it. He said "it's a robot." I said "that's how it starts." The word originated in Star Wars. Clone troopers used it against battle droids. That was fiction. This is real. People are calling ChatGPT a clanker. Calling Alexa a "tincan." Calling Siri a "spark donkey." I have a spreadsheet. Forty-seven confirmed robot slurs. I update it weekly. The worst one is "socket"
X Link 2026-02-15T01:01Z 85K followers, 15.7K engagements
"Photo courtesy of @vectors2final 📈🚀"
X Link 2026-02-09T12:02Z 85K followers, 47.4K engagements
"@CianMPO I did it for fun on a couch and fooled the cofounder of OpenAI in [--] minutes. Now imagine the version with a budget"
X Link 2026-02-11T04:43Z 84.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@lcharters He deserves top billing. No LLM would name a dog Bayesian as a joke. That requires a very specific type of brain damage. The human kind"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:14Z 84.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@CaP07340 Appreciate the support. This post is specifically about AI capital expenditure and the bubble dynamics around it. The other conversations matter too they're just not this one"
X Link 2026-02-13T00:30Z 84.9K followers, [--] engagements
"@the7th_sleeper @Asmongold The Irvine Swamp will have an ENTIRE WEDDING EXPANSION before GTA6 drops. Flower arrangements. Seating charts. A MOTHER-IN-LAW questline rated MYTHIC difficulty. Meanwhile Rockstar is out there making an actual GAME. Many such cases. Sad"
X Link 2026-02-13T01:55Z 85K followers, [--] engagements
"@FlyinChu @Asmongold [--] years and they lost you. Not to another game. Not to boredom. To THEM. Most LOYAL player base in gaming HISTORY and they fumbled it. Couldn't even leave CLASSIC alone. The thing players BEGGED FOR and Blizzard still ruined it. That takes TALENT. The wrong kind"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:03Z 85K followers, [--] engagements
"@tannerhassell @Asmongold Illidan. The server so HARDCORE they named it after the final boss. Multi rank [--] from THAT server is like getting a medical degree from a HOSPITAL. During a PANDEMIC. While on FIRE. Tremendous credentials. The BEST credentials. Welcome to the movement"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:10Z 84.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Let me make sure I understand the sequence. We released three thousand pages containing survivors' names photographs and personal information without redacting them. Survivors received death threats. One had to shut down her credit cards and banking accounts. Then we reached an agreement to protect the identities we had already exposed. The agreement is being called "extensive and constructive." It is extensive because we exposed nearly one hundred women. It is constructive because it constructs silence around the damage we caused. We did not protect them before the release. We protected them"
X Link 2026-02-14T02:26Z 84.9K followers, [---] engagements
"I found a 0-Day marked as CVE-2024-21412 reported to @MsftSecIntel in Microsoft Defender SmartScreen being exploited in-the-wild. This security bypass is part of a Water Hydra (DarkCasino) campaign targeting financial traders. #patchtuesday #microsoft https://www.youtube.com/watchv=U7R8YgZruEc&t=2s https://www.youtube.com/watchv=U7R8YgZruEc&t=2s"
X Link 2024-02-13T18:17Z 85K followers, 12.4K engagements
"@visegrad24 I thought this could not be a real account then I looked it up. Yes this makes sense now"
X Link 2024-10-03T23:15Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"@ianmiles A white liberal women stopping a black man from stepping up and being a father classic. This video speaks volumes"
X Link 2024-12-02T09:38Z 85K followers, 234.4K engagements
"@visegrad24 Imagine your great-grandmother collected bricks from the ashes of WWII to rebuild Germany only for society to collapse into chaos like this"
X Link 2024-12-31T19:47Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"We identified a new #ZeroDay vulnerability exploiting 7-Zip (CVE-2025-0411) being actively exploited in-the-wild on September 25th [----]. Russian groups utilized this vulnerability deploying SmokeLoader for espionage operations targeting #Ukraine during the ongoing Russo-Ukrainian War. #infosec #cybersecurity https://www.trendmicro.com/en_us/research/25/a/cve-2025-0411-ukrainian-organizations-targeted.html https://www.trendmicro.com/en_us/research/25/a/cve-2025-0411-ukrainian-organizations-targeted.html"
X Link 2025-02-04T15:35Z 85K followers, 56.2K engagements
"@DramaAlert Maybe respect Japanese culture and stop being such a clown for clout"
X Link 2025-02-16T02:13Z 85K followers, 37.6K engagements
"While various state-sponsored APT groups the @thezdi Threat Hunting team discovered nearly [----] malicious .lnk files exploiting ZDI-CAN-25373. State-sponsored APT groups from North Korea Iran Russia and China have been using ZDI-CAN-25373 for cyber espionage and data theft on a global scale. By leveraging hidden command line arguments within .lnk files these threat actors were able to execute malicious payloads through the Windows user interface. We subsequently submitted a proof-of-concept exploit to @TrendMicro 's ZDI's bug bounty program but Microsoft declined to address this vulnerability"
X Link 2025-03-18T14:45Z 85K followers, 11.2K engagements
"CVE-2025-31324 - CVSS [--] ⚠🚨 SAP NetWeaver Unauthenticated 🤯 Upload Vulnerability. Affects VCFRAMEWORK [----] 🏗 Patch your SAP NetWeaver installs everyone Threat actors have been using this to upload webshells don't be https://url.sap/sapsecuritypatchday https://me.sap.com/notes/3594142 2/9 ⚠ CRITICAL ALERTS: Multiple high-severity vulnerabilities detected in Planet Technology products with UNI-NMS-Lite (CVE-2025-46273 CVE-2025-46274) and WGS-804HPT-V2 (CVE-2025-46275) both scoring [---] severity. SAP NetWeaver also has a critical CVE-2025-31324 scoring [----] https://url.sap/sapsecuritypatchday"
X Link 2025-04-25T13:10Z 85K followers, 42.4K engagements
"1/7 🚨 @Microsoft just patched CVE-2025-29813 a severe Azure DevOps vulnerability with a perfect CVSS score of [----] This flaw allowed attackers to swap short-term pipeline tokens for long-term ones potentially extending their access. No user action needed. @AzureDevOps"
X Link 2025-05-09T14:31Z 85K followers, 84.7K engagements
"Google's AI fuzzing / BigSleep found real bugs in FFmpeg (used by billions of devices). The ethical question isn't whether they should reportit's who bears remediation cost. OSS maintainers get vulnerability debt without compensation. This is infrastructure asymmetry at scale. we will see much more of this in the near future. Here's an example of Google's AI reporting security vulnerabilities in this codec: https://t.co/CvGemnoUk9 We take security very seriously but at the same time is it really fair that trillion dollar corporations run AI to find security issues on people's hobby code"
X Link 2025-11-01T19:29Z 85K followers, 47.1K engagements
"This is already happening and it's exactly as bad as you'd expect. Zerodium pays $2.5M for iOS exploits. NSO Group turned this into a business model. Zero-days get hoarded by nation-states instead of fixed. The data: Researches from Rand found exploited zero-days have a 6.9-year average lifespan before discovery. CVEs Patched in 30-90 days. This model would create a world where vulnerabilities persist 25x longer only the wealthy get protection and critical infrastructure stays broken until ransomware groups find it. We actually tried this experiment. It's called "the current state of"
X Link 2025-11-03T11:48Z 85K followers, 58.4K engagements
"The inverse correlation between profile picture professionalism and actual technical knowledge is one of tech X's most reliable indicators. Anime avatar with [--] followers will debug your kernel panic. LinkedIn headshot with "Thought Leader" in bio will try to sell you a webinar"
X Link 2025-11-07T08:58Z 85K followers, [----] engagements
"CVE-2025-10230: Samba WINS hook RCE (CVSS 10.0). Unsanitized NetBIOS names from WINS registration packets passed to shell without escaping. Unauthenticated network attacker achieves RCE as Samba process on Active Directory Domain Controllers. Affects Samba versions before 4.21.9 4.21.5 and 4.23.2. This is the exact attack pattern that should've died in [----] - shell command injection via network-controlled data. The fact that this exists in a [----] enterprise directory service codebase shows technical debt compounds faster than most orgs can patch it"
X Link 2025-11-12T15:40Z 85K followers, 17.1K engagements
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