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# ![@WeAreAsbestos Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1249411130327326721.png) @WeAreAsbestos josh (aka asbestos enjoyer) πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

josh (aka asbestos enjoyer) πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ posts on X about murder, suriname, olivia rodrigo, twitter the most. They currently have [---] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [----------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [----------] [#](/creator/twitter::1249411130327326721/interactions)
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- [--] Week [-----] +10%
- [--] Month [------] +266%
- [--] Months [------] +2,424%
- [--] Year [------] +379%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1249411130327326721/posts_active)
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### Followers: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::1249411130327326721/followers)
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- [--] Week [--] +6.40%
- [--] Month [--] +4.20%
- [--] Months [--] +16%
- [--] Year [--] +22%

### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::1249411130327326721/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [finance](/list/finance)  [us election](/list/us-election)  [nba](/list/nba)  [gaming](/list/gaming)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 

**Social topic influence**
[murder](/topic/murder), [suriname](/topic/suriname) #214, [olivia rodrigo](/topic/olivia-rodrigo), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [gaming](/topic/gaming), [nba](/topic/nba), [zohran](/topic/zohran), [guess](/topic/guess), [in the](/topic/in-the), [white](/topic/white)

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@slankeydang](/creator/undefined) [@khameneiir](/creator/undefined) [@panasonicdx4500](/creator/undefined) [@canteverdie](/creator/undefined) [@skyferrori](/creator/undefined) [@2femcel2furious](/creator/undefined) [@chappellroan](/creator/undefined) [@postedinthecrib](/creator/undefined) [@plopikas](/creator/undefined) [@0liviaolive](/creator/undefined) [@napervillepol](/creator/undefined) [@intellegint](/creator/undefined) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/undefined) [@itsianraymond](/creator/undefined) [@backlogreviewer](/creator/undefined) [@bmnrlover](/creator/undefined) [@marlownyc](/creator/undefined) [@filledwithurine](/creator/undefined) [@livagar](/creator/undefined) [@rockstargames](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. (CMG)](/topic/chipotle)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"This line is probably the all-time most iconic bit of British comedy. Notice the careful craftsmanship of the diction the creative layering of perspectives and the subtle clever nuances that are granted with context. You need like [--] PhDs to come up with this stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeAreAsbestos/status/1702778948583604240)  2023-09-15T20:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Make no mistake: leftist twitters anti-Malaysian sentiment was always there. its just that theyve only recently been emboldened to vocalize it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeAreAsbestos/status/1705000250199474269)  2023-09-21T23:25Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Is this guys whole gimmick that he builds shit up to be really dark and edgy and then its just surprisingly tame I put my American audience to the test with a selection of my darkest jokes. https://t.co/ub2cxtNVCu I put my American audience to the test with a selection of my darkest jokes. https://t.co/ub2cxtNVCu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1705816481441698038)  2023-09-24T05:28Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"I am the Michael Jordan of faking panic attacks to get out of team building activities"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeAreAsbestos/status/1707244097793052693)  2023-09-28T04:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Do you think Henry Kissinger got to see Killers of the Flower Moon before he died I feel like its a story hed vibe with idk why tho"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeAreAsbestos/status/1730247203770257577)  2023-11-30T15:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I saw a werewolf drinking the lemonade that kills you at panera bread / his hair was perfect / he died"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeAreAsbestos/status/1732936003994743079)  2023-12-08T01:31Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Dont know much about Tyler the Creator or his fans but I remember seeing kids in 8th and 9th grade in that flog gnaw/odd future merch that always required a longass explanation and tbh its super easy to imagine this happening to literally any of them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeAreAsbestos/status/1735493935756181896)  2023-12-15T02:56Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@skyferrori Thats actually not Selena Gomez its Charli xcx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745650637323350062)  2024-01-12T03:35Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"He didnt like buying zoos and I was fucking Matt Damon i dont like this. https://t.co/1bKOKp04mW i dont like this. https://t.co/1bKOKp04mW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeAreAsbestos/status/1746932849549123955)  2024-01-15T16:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Call me the ark of the covenant the way Im being examined by top men"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeAreAsbestos/status/1747430474190905457)  2024-01-17T01:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@2femcel2furious This could be a Noah kahan song"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeAreAsbestos/status/1747855680118403195)  2024-01-18T05:37Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Hot ones with Mark Wahlberg where at the last wing the host starts reading a list of every hate crime hes committed They should make a Hot Ones where 3/4 of the way through they accuse the guest of sexual misconduct They should make a Hot Ones where 3/4 of the way through they accuse the guest of sexual misconduct"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeAreAsbestos/status/1749651414656176155)  2024-01-23T04:32Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"🚨Cillian Murphy has the same amount of Oscar nominations as Jimmy Neutron🚨"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeAreAsbestos/status/1750965978182119504)  2024-01-26T19:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Gen z is crazy when you put their age into perspective like how tf is the [----] Grammys older than Olivia Rodrigo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeAreAsbestos/status/1754347650260865377)  2024-02-05T03:34Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"the other day i put a pop tart in the toaster and left the room and forgot about it and the only reason i remembered was because i saw an ad for jerry seinfeld's pop tart movie. i regret to inform you all that this film might actually be a net positive for the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeWashedFeet/status/1790038056159834275)  2024-05-13T15:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Im not saying Boeing definitely didnt kill people but if two deaths is enough to convince you boeing is culpable for murder you must also believe that Dave Grohl has been killing his bandmates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeWashedFeet/status/1793272253104214092)  2024-05-22T13:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"This ones controlled by a wii remote (w/ wii motion plus + nunchuck) Ohio billionaire plans to take $20M sub to Titanic site to prove industrys safer after OceanGate implosion https://t.co/raILyWcmwt https://t.co/CmU2VBYOwN Ohio billionaire plans to take $20M sub to Titanic site to prove industrys safer after OceanGate implosion https://t.co/raILyWcmwt https://t.co/CmU2VBYOwN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeWashedFeet/status/1795569721171210628)  2024-05-28T21:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Yall ever see that old clip of a Linda Ronstadt interview where the guy grills her about performing in South Africa and she talks about how she can still play music in places with problematic governments and eventually shes like I play in Boston. Bostons extremely racist. I love @ChappellRoan but publicly announcing youre saying no to the most pro LGBT president/admin in history to make a quick vague social media point re: Gaza Something else but consistently performing in states with actual active anti LGBT laws in place is a unique choice I love @ChappellRoan but publicly announcing youre"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeWashedFeet/status/1800680995777036417)  2024-06-12T00:06Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Rip Sisyphus you would have made a great recurring side character on bojack horseman"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeWashedFeet/status/1805581951694246242)  2024-06-25T12:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"This country would be a much better place if the median voter spent hours each day doomscrolling through leftist twitter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeWashedFeet/status/1814072211658928519)  2024-07-18T22:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Let it be known that Joe Manchin was the final straw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeWashedFeet/status/1815086376746094844)  2024-07-21T18:08Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Biden just needs a break. Hes going on sabbatical to get a little r&r so he can feel nice and refreshed when he runs again in 2028"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeWashedFeet/status/1815122317782954411)  2024-07-21T20:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Kurt Vonnegut invented postmodernism so that one day Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman could go on hot ones together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeWashedFeet/status/1816817174679326796)  2024-07-26T12:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@postedinthecrib Before each episode take a minute just to close your eyes and take some deep breaths. Reset your mind and be present so you can enjoy every moment. It all goes by so quick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeWashedFeet/status/1819199683946074531)  2024-08-02T02:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@PLopikas So you can still name your team Hawk Tua as long as you dont draft Tua"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1821904246821814594)  2024-08-09T13:39Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Look Im sorry for what I said but in my defense my existence was led by confusion boats mutiny from stern to bow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1823319532355612800)  2024-08-13T11:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@0liviaolive Ben Affleck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1824786934947779043)  2024-08-17T12:34Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@NapervillePol Started as a progressive but was so disenfranchised after Bernies loss that their ideology gradually morphed into just contradicting the Democratic Party and now theyre just a maga republican"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1824966445219881304)  2024-08-18T00:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@intellegint So is there supposed to be a comma at the end or did this person refer to Deadpool as Marvel Jesus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1829182222701867218)  2024-08-29T15:40Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Theres still one outside Rockford I can't wait for Oasis to come back https://t.co/jCPkE8sLy3 I can't wait for Oasis to come back https://t.co/jCPkE8sLy3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1829182657839681961)  2024-08-29T15:41Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"I tweet not for attention but because on the off-chance that I someday gain substantial notoriety I want people to go through my old tweets and be like this guy was bananas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1832797741912600997)  2024-09-08T15:06Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Weird how in the past year my opinion of Taylor swift has plunged to an all time low but now somehow I love Travis Kelce more than I ever thought was possible. Her: are you fucking stupid or something Me: https://t.co/10T1dB6lvM Her: are you fucking stupid or something Me: https://t.co/10T1dB6lvM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1833500737651019824)  2024-09-10T13:40Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@offbeatorbit I like how she waited for the debate to make up her mind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1833746225897603121)  2024-09-11T05:55Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"This is the Dave grohl discourse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1833797852872466634)  2024-09-11T09:20Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Another day of being the only kid in my entire school who thinks OJ isnt a murderer but Dave Grohl is πŸ˜”"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1834323694971232271)  2024-09-12T20:10Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@itsianraymond We are all brothers and sisters Ian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1835236842733818222)  2024-09-15T08:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"They should invent a grass that smells and tastes like lemon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1835974629988679861)  2024-09-17T09:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I like how this election has just become a hackathon between Russia and Iran"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1836561572992585791)  2024-09-19T00:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Most sentences make me upset"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1838564317374906616)  2024-09-24T13:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Tbh I think Id be okay with the death penalty as long as I alone decide who lives and who dies Cant stop thinking that the fucking Democratic Party removed abolishing the death penalty from their fucking stupid platform Cant stop thinking that the fucking Democratic Party removed abolishing the death penalty from their fucking stupid platform"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1838902362263429300)  2024-09-25T11:24Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Kamala promised Chappell Roan secret service protection in exchange for an endorsement"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1839314027882959276)  2024-09-26T14:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"BREAKING: In season [--] Ted Lasso will depart from Premier League football and instead transition to coaching the Jamaican National Bobsled Team ahead of the [----] Olympics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1844389575873196513)  2024-10-10T14:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"This reminds me of when I was improvising in my saxophone recital in college and accidentally played the main motive from the green hill zone theme https://t.co/ll1dft5yKQ https://t.co/ll1dft5yKQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1845206503302758444)  2024-10-12T20:54Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@BacklogReviewer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1846590646498308610)  2024-10-16T16:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@bmnrlover How quickly we forget our own past"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1847450753083842727)  2024-10-19T01:32Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Weird motif my gay son and thot daughter have refused to take care of me in my old age my gay son and thot daughter have refused to take care of me in my old age"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1850597613231358157)  2024-10-27T17:57Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Have politicians ever tried colonizing countries that they thought would vote for them Kamala could still win if Biden invades all of Scandinavia and grants them statehood. Unfortunately if Trump wins he will certainly extend his legacy by invading Belarus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1850911140181582290)  2024-10-28T14:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"The whole episode goes by without Peter even once farting in Megs face Whats a common type of episode plotline that has you go like this https://t.co/GIFHgIlasu Whats a common type of episode plotline that has you go like this https://t.co/GIFHgIlasu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1851430725196689835)  2024-10-30T01:07Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Crazy how if Trump wins again you know the initial headlines are gonna be like Donald Trump wins election for his second Presidential Term making him the first president since Grover Cleveland to serve non-consecutive terms"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1853835171331440957)  2024-11-05T16:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I hate how people go through history to find the exact person to blame for this like honey its Hillarys fault and Elons fault and Bidens fault and Joe rogans fault and Bernies fault and the supreme courts fault and third party voters fault and Obamas fault and RBGs fault"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1854188458605990271)  2024-11-06T15:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"If youre getting worried about the cabinet picks just remember that most of these people are gonna be fired within the first [--] months and replaced with someone youve never heard of who is just as bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1856813955798503482)  2024-11-13T21:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@MarlowNYC To be fair George W Bushs Vice President literally shot a guy in the face"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1856821729727058304)  2024-11-13T22:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@FilledwithUrine I saw a husky in Morocco once"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1864335211690901866)  2024-12-04T15:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"The UHC murder is really hard for me to talk about because the suspects name is super close to name of a really scary video game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1866499829771452808)  2024-12-10T15:06Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@SlankeyDang @Liv_Agar They dont call it Pearl Harbor for nothing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1867668793910341988)  2024-12-13T20:31Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Are there any bad Latina bitches free next week to murder a CEO Im trying to prove a point Please god let this work https://t.co/p6fbbRrOPX Please god let this work https://t.co/p6fbbRrOPX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1870885873270902878)  2024-12-22T17:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


".@RockstarGames Liberty City More like LIBERAL city No thanks. I think Ill save my money πŸ˜…"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1873842627407471041)  2024-12-30T21:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@SlankeyDang cera shouldve tried being an amateur gaming youtuber"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1874538906739482800)  2025-01-01T19:31Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@jeremylovesyall If its a [--] minute drive you can probably walk there in less than an hour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1874568800206782608)  2025-01-01T21:30Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"@wordisbond https://x.com/wengelll/status/1682836779374706689s=46&t=I47CuROFvO_Qy21dyEwrxA the way all [--] of them have their own christopher nolan movie . https://t.co/lFhf1caqgB https://x.com/wengelll/status/1682836779374706689s=46&t=I47CuROFvO_Qy21dyEwrxA the way all [--] of them have their own christopher nolan movie . https://t.co/lFhf1caqgB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1876084647211499872)  2025-01-06T01:53Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@adatarg If they just desalinated the ocean like Ive been saying (for YEARS) we wouldnt even need to have this discussion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1877800084101890513)  2025-01-10T19:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Good Will Hunting has the best soundtrack of any film because its the only soundtrack that evokes the image of a [--] year old Matt Damon crying to Elliott Smith in his car"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1878660094298321367)  2025-01-13T04:27Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Why does Homers mouth look happy but his eyes look sad THE SIMPSONS team has made a message of support to those affected by the California wildfires. https://t.co/hswjKA9ysQ THE SIMPSONS team has made a message of support to those affected by the California wildfires. https://t.co/hswjKA9ysQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1880418712597197280)  2025-01-18T00:55Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@IdiotBenevolent Im going to leverage this to build my own personal diplomatic ties with Western Sahara 😏😏😏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1882544109300396163)  2025-01-23T21:41Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"So people who refused to vote for Kamala because of her Gaza stance have to kill themselves now right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1886991148184371397)  2025-02-05T04:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@aygela @everyone just founds elons new alt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1899510491807986169)  2025-03-11T17:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Fuck the film industry theyve been self immolating for years. Think about the NBA hey so this would be financially catastrophic for the film industry hey so this would be financially catastrophic for the film industry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1910075955671867884)  2025-04-09T21:02Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"The children yearn for eastern Michigan Can anyone point to a single place where Muslims coexist peacefully with other religions Can anyone point to a single place where Muslims coexist peacefully with other religions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1910496020410126833)  2025-04-11T00:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"If I was on the federal reserve board of governors I would probably just never show up to work lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1913217044801114251)  2025-04-18T13:04Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Kanye no longer the most influential Christian from Chicago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EatinAsbestosRn/status/1920649851265520110)  2025-05-09T01:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Waited too long to post this and now I think the lower food court chipotle is closed 😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1922655868614557948)  2025-05-14T14:10Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Mr Beast's first act as a billionaire should be buying all [----] exclusive Sydney Sweeney bathwater dr squatch soaps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1928615166582595592)  2025-05-31T00:51Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@khamenei_ir it's not really a surprise if you just go and tell everyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1935450165801803873)  2025-06-18T21:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Zohran Mamdani just gave me a kitten"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1936531979228664122)  2025-06-21T21:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Serious question are white people allowed to retweet tweets that contain the n word"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1938562319157502266)  2025-06-27T11:37Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@SlankeyDang I'm gunna say it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1939357790427849158)  2025-06-29T16:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@notchrisvolpe I was driving an eighteen wheeler transporting [--] million lightning bugs from Pennsylvania to Connecticut for the annual lightning bug truck drivers festival when my cargo mysteriously went missing in the Lincoln Tunnel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1940456179425227192)  2025-07-02T17:02Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


""I don't understand how a democracy could vote for a fascist" this generation could never comprehend Mountain Dew's [----] Dub the Dew competition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1940544229702529400)  2025-07-02T22:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"The modern state of how we get information online is so depressing. Everything I know about the Texas floods I learned by reading the headlines under the Reddit search bar while I was looking for porn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1942326295897194964)  2025-07-07T20:54Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Elon's obsessed with the Epstein files purely because he's the only billionaire who wasn't popular enough to get invited to the cool kids pedophile cabal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1948000402579878399)  2025-07-23T12:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"4chan hacking the Tea app is like Federer vs Serena but for online harassment platforms"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1948810752665813296)  2025-07-25T18:21Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@fkajack Katy Perry peaked in [----] That's when teenage dream dropped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1950294338145276278)  2025-07-29T20:36Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"This worst song discourse is showing me just how many of you are predisposed to a life of misery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1953105838035370377)  2025-08-06T14:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I think Gavin Newsom eats babies but not like in a qanon way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1957473742809960665)  2025-08-18T16:04Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@amazingmap Thanks for this I'm looking forward to moving to Saudi Arabia more now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1957844220443607333)  2025-08-19T16:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"The White House coroner: https://t.co/areoTtuwWk https://t.co/areoTtuwWk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WeLoveAsbestos/status/1961793637701828910)  2025-08-30T14:10Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Hate to burst anyone's bubble but I dont think a teenager dressing as groyper adidas Pepe on Halloween definitively makes him an alt right extremist. This is exactly the sort of thing I would have done at 15"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1967218394526363742)  2025-09-14T13:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I get that the context is a larger conversation about free speech and government censorship but the fact that canceling Jimmy Kimmel caused this much liberal rage is really embarrassing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1968879197738164275)  2025-09-19T03:25Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Reminder that as of [----] it is still legal to murder your local Homeowners Association's board of directors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1971251602125455717)  2025-09-25T16:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Gaming #DraftKings https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/social/post/638f921b-15d0-49dd-a018-344b435913c1slipAdd https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/social/post/638f921b-15d0-49dd-a018-344b435913c1slipAdd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1971399484669296877)  2025-09-26T02:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Thank you marvin harrison junior"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1971400138527736077)  2025-09-26T02:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I dated a girl who worked in primate husbandry and her boss said she saw Jane Goodall lean her hand up against a chimp cage in a lab and then the chimp bit her thumb clean off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1973571895435104445)  2025-10-02T02:13Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"DC metro was way emptier this morning without the government employees commuting. I actually had two seats to myself on the red line at 9am. Government shutdown = higher quality government services"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1973830188975935880)  2025-10-02T19:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@gurtyaoi Yes I am deeply socially neglected please"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1977873348848693680)  2025-10-13T23:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Didn't even realize it was October 14th the other day. Charlie Kirk Remembrance Day really came and went this year huh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1978810900279599244)  2025-10-16T13:10Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@khamenei_ir Idk who you are sir khameneiir but mister you are spitting str8 fax πŸ“ πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ˜Ž"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1887697047597244684)  2025-02-07T02:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Step one of his plan to land a date with Olivia Rodrigo Trump administration considering eliminating the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) Trump administration considering eliminating the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1981083248315756750)  2025-10-22T19:40Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Big deal. I got beaten up by [--] ladyboys in Cambodia. Not that it's a contest. Luigi Mangione got beaten up by [--] ladyboys in Thailand months before UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting: report https://t.co/AemiCd0kRP https://t.co/FCtqM90xqK Luigi Mangione got beaten up by [--] ladyboys in Thailand months before UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting: report https://t.co/AemiCd0kRP https://t.co/FCtqM90xqK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1981341447665148415)  2025-10-23T12:46Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@S0NGT0THESIREN Didn't they already do this American psycho [--] with Mila Kunis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1983281065117790484)  2025-10-28T21:13Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Dick Cheney dying on Election Day is just about the best possible omen for Zohran"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1985683080091173137)  2025-11-04T12:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@gxllian I'm taking the northeast regional redeye from DC to Boston in two weeks bc I had no idea if flying was gonna be an option. Mostly looking forward to it but I think I might need to sneak drugs onboard if I'm actually gonna fall asleep lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1987216216948199608)  2025-11-08T17:50Z [--] followers, 17.8K engagements


"@JohnDiLillo The year is [----] and I'm at a parent teacher conference arguing with my kid's APUSH teacher about whether or not Chappell Roan single-handedly got trump reelected"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1987354322317812013)  2025-11-09T02:59Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"The #Wizards finally had a good 3rd quarter πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸŽŠπŸŽŠπŸŽŠπŸͺ…πŸͺ…πŸͺ…πŸͺ©πŸͺ©πŸͺ©"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1988063846393933938)  2025-11-11T01:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@ChaseMit I would believe you if not for the fact that I kinda think Bill Maher is a virgin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1989832100359364743)  2025-11-15T23:05Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheWapplehouse Kevin Costner Snoopy . fuck. Guess I'm a fake fan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1991507163093823846)  2025-11-20T14:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@haramcart ZOHRAN IS FAKE WOKE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1993314617146441966)  2025-11-25T13:43Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"THE WASHINGTON WIZARDS ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE NBA THAT PLAYED ATLANTA TODAY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1993505111017242883)  2025-11-26T02:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"So cool how the worlds largest media company is about to be run by a man who is visibly incapable of coping with the fact that he can't make a box office hit to save his life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/1997650293891158453)  2025-12-07T12:51Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"In an era of uncertain employment and economic conditions @Kalshi is revolutionizing the everyman's financials by allowing us to place bets we've never been able to place before. The world is yours to profit from"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2000673948162257260)  2025-12-15T21:06Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@IIcarusEC @urrrinal Why is the helpful response flagged as spam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2002748858439548995)  2025-12-21T14:31Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@rs_parasite Mr Coldplay and Gwyneth Paltrow would like a word"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2005265645680898423)  2025-12-28T13:12Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"I wonder why saying "when I was studying abroad" has a better ring than "that time I lived in Belgium for three and a half months""  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2006573173907526003)  2026-01-01T03:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@NopeSignal Never forget there was a time when this was twitter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2009816386231513591)  2026-01-10T02:35Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"If the NHL experiences a real viewership increase this year they're gonna start making horny gay shows for every sport"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2011065061536641276)  2026-01-13T13:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Scott Adams was vanquished by his nemesis Adam Scott"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2011221703154897084)  2026-01-13T23:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@cloudyweatheryy Where my common loon peeps at THIS IS OUR YEAR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2013009099160441053)  2026-01-18T22:02Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Heated rivalry but the characters are loosely based on Joey Chestnut and Takeru Kobayashi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2013832213129834891)  2026-01-21T04:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@ruggyscruggy You forgot ariana"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2015942489950044563)  2026-01-27T00:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Oh Minnesota this Minnesota that. Where was this vitriol when Justin Bieber said hopefully Anne Frank would have been a belieber JB gets to say whatever he wants but god forbid Minnesotans call a spade a spade Let me guess you think Anne WOULD have been a belieber don't you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2015958605023879418)  2026-01-27T01:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@VermilViathan Reading the comments to make sure Joe Pesci is still in good standing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2017425150447124943)  2026-01-31T02:30Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"@Paul_Shrupert You can literally through a rock and hit [--] people who do a passable Kermit. This is just unacceptable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2017602776939864520)  2026-01-31T14:16Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@dolanpilled MONSTER HOUSE MONSTER HOUSE MONSTER HOUSE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2018122218748674086)  2026-02-02T00:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@Hyeyunie Lucky number Give it to a bar mitzvah boy or bat mitzvah girl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2018545077363380501)  2026-02-03T04:40Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@babyknifespice Thank you the lesbian pervert. If Punxsutawney Phil could talk I'm sure he would say the same thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2018545665312534789)  2026-02-03T04:42Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@PanasonicDX4500 THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS TRANS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2019159147896336780)  2026-02-04T21:20Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"The wizards are going to take Anthony Davis apart piece by piece and sell the scraps for a profit like private equity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2019228849809313947)  2026-02-05T01:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"MARC and SEPTA termini are so close I need them to kiss I think the suburban metro systems of the northeast are pretty https://t.co/f0sN9GIVgK I think the suburban metro systems of the northeast are pretty https://t.co/f0sN9GIVgK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2019639198311936477)  2026-02-06T05:08Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@benshotonfilm Remember when he got the entire cast of the office to reunite at some random person's zoom wedding and made everybody listen to Chris Brown"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2019906988532961453)  2026-02-06T22:52Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"Nobody just forgets Suriname. something bigger is going on here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2020713192427847929)  2026-02-09T04:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


""Every country" Pop Base also forgot about Suriname #ImpeachPopBase Bad Bunny closed out his #SuperBowl halftime show saying God Bless America and going on to name every country in America: TOGETHER WE ARE AMERICA https://t.co/TZpZjYhQIJ Bad Bunny closed out his #SuperBowl halftime show saying God Bless America and going on to name every country in America: TOGETHER WE ARE AMERICA https://t.co/TZpZjYhQIJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2020714497586184338)  2026-02-09T04:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Oh yeah it sounds like he also forgot Belize and he said DR but i don't think he said Haiti which seems odd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2020718387698270477)  2026-02-09T04:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"And the entire lesser Antilles (and Greenland) but I'm actually not bothered by that because I'm a super chill person who doesn't really get upset or pedantic about this sort of thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2020727948244869313)  2026-02-09T05:14Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@souljagoyteller This is the beginning of the Suriname-exclusive pan-American union my abuelita envisioned"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2020845719251468594)  2026-02-09T13:02Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"@doubtpointv2 Who was it with I'm hoping I can have that experience as well to gain personal clarity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2021069024474562598)  2026-02-10T03:49Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"@JoePompliano You just know the multimillionaires who fly their PJs into Oakland get shit from the billionaires who fly into San Jose and SFO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2021069576335917487)  2026-02-10T03:51Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@fayrchilds I haven't seen an irl hunger games fan in person since middle school. Where are they coming from"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2021632532060811399)  2026-02-11T17:08Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@PanasonicDX4500 I feel like more of central/eastern California should be blue too Haven't been but it's always been my impression that that was cattle country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2021797451204554885)  2026-02-12T04:04Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"@mornings0da I think it's worth pointing out that BB ripped multiple character arcs and tropes from the sopranos: the sidekick needing rehab the jr son rejecting his father's name [--] season where u think they're getting divorced someone disappearing to New Hampshire in the last season"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2022335697231950325)  2026-02-13T15:42Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@Fintsee @CantEverDie LONG LIVE HOWARD DEAN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/gherbertwalkerb/status/2022469636181180772)  2026-02-14T00:35Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"ATTENTION WHITE PEOPLE these are not actual issues: - crt in schools - removing confederate statues - diversity training Here are white peoples REAL issues: - running out of chapstick - forgetting to always keep chapstick in your coat - mom buys you the wrong chapstick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1711855673317683434)  2023-10-10T21:26Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"RT @soapbox_tao: Why do they never post their girlfriends 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023184567893631041)  2026-02-15T23:56Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Why do they never post their girlfriends 😭 happy valentines day πŸ’ž https://t.co/l17SM5lFcq happy valentines day πŸ’ž https://t.co/l17SM5lFcq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022990127761686940)  2026-02-15T11:03Z [---] followers, 347.5K engagements


"happy valentines day πŸ’ž"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022852031472373931)  2026-02-15T01:54Z 19.7K followers, 26.3M engagements


"RT @kayrosso1: Dems seeing the largest movement against immigration enforcement in history: We have to get more racist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023184507718025426)  2026-02-15T23:55Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Dems seeing the largest movement against immigration enforcement in history: We have to get more racist Hillary Clinton on migration: It went too far its been disruptive and destabilizing. Hillary Clinton on migration: It went too far its been disruptive and destabilizing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023105378226221427)  2026-02-15T18:41Z [----] followers, 75.6K engagements


"Hillary Clinton on migration: It went too far its been disruptive and destabilizing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023028239460172278)  2026-02-15T13:34Z 136.1K followers, 969.4K engagements


"I just wrote this book"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023095649395487095)  2026-02-15T18:02Z [----] followers, 25K engagements


"RT @natevomhof: Chinese Pittsburgh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023183380133855608)  2026-02-15T23:51Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"Chinese Pittsburgh Yanjin County China https://t.co/VfzOYA3X3E Yanjin County China https://t.co/VfzOYA3X3E"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022881782056603841)  2026-02-15T03:52Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements


"Yanjin County China"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022185500011028776)  2026-02-13T05:46Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements


"RT @Wingmeals:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023181523374215521)  2026-02-15T23:43Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"WORLD WAR MOG has officially ERUPTED after the ASU FRAT LEADER REFUSED to SIGN the PEACE TREATY with #2 ranked CHAD Androgenic 😳 https://t.co/UHld5Gw9WL WORLD WAR MOG has officially ERUPTED after the ASU FRAT LEADER REFUSED to SIGN the PEACE TREATY with #2 ranked CHAD Androgenic 😳 https://t.co/UHld5Gw9WL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023002540472959399)  2026-02-15T11:52Z [----] followers, 770.7K engagements


"WORLD WAR MOG has officially ERUPTED after the ASU FRAT LEADER REFUSED to SIGN the PEACE TREATY with #2 ranked CHAD Androgenic 😳"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022847637704106254)  2026-02-15T01:37Z 166.4K followers, 2.6M engagements


""It's time to look for who gained from 9/11." I no longer believe official 9/11 story. Two paper passports did not burn and were found on the rubble but it was so hot WTC7 burned down across the street. Nonsense. It's time to look for who gained from 9/11. Our government doesn't work for us. They've been lying whole time. I no longer believe official 9/11 story. Two paper passports did not burn and were found on the rubble but it was so hot WTC7 burned down across the street. Nonsense. It's time to look for who gained from 9/11. Our government doesn't work for us. They've been lying whole time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023064359862468661)  2026-02-15T15:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I no longer believe official 9/11 story. Two paper passports did not burn and were found on the rubble but it was so hot WTC7 burned down across the street. Nonsense. It's time to look for who gained from 9/11. Our government doesn't work for us. They've been lying whole time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022343543705252210)  2026-02-13T16:14Z 820.2K followers, 7.8M engagements


"Can't fit a good explanation into a single tweet explain ur username. explain ur username"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022855501025816728)  2026-02-15T02:08Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"explain ur username"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022697683258085885)  2026-02-14T15:41Z [----] followers, 9.7M engagements


"Moids Dont you mean boyim"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022595155803726001)  2026-02-14T08:53Z [----] followers, 222.1K engagements


"Yall ever see that episode of Malcolm in the Middle where they enter their mom in a beauty pageant and Reese reads the book of beauty standards and realizes he has the perfect body measurements for a [--] year old woman incredible open https://t.co/Fc6Btqqzqs incredible open https://t.co/Fc6Btqqzqs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022487665883648204)  2026-02-14T01:46Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"incredible open One of my biggest takeaways from hanging out with Clavicular: He may come from an extreme subculture but the combination of beauty and biohacking is one way our culture is headed and he may just be ahead of the curve. https://t.co/5iX561irg5 One of my biggest takeaways from hanging out with Clavicular: He may come from an extreme subculture but the combination of beauty and biohacking is one way our culture is headed and he may just be ahead of the curve. https://t.co/5iX561irg5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022363101786673482)  2026-02-13T17:31Z 10.1K followers, 2.8M engagements


"Somewhere out there is a 50yo woman with the exact body measurements that clavicular yearns for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022490679570469047)  2026-02-14T01:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Are girlfriends real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022473933845606437)  2026-02-14T00:52Z 11.5K followers, [----] engagements


"When the only tool you have is a hammer everything starts to look like a jawline"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022403958434890086)  2026-02-13T20:14Z 73.3K followers, 147.3K engagements


"RT @tezah__: he took the birthright trip wow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022469288137789534)  2026-02-14T00:33Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"he took the birthright trip wow Xi Jinping in San Francisco USA in [----] https://t.co/l92dX8OY7H Xi Jinping in San Francisco USA in [----] https://t.co/l92dX8OY7H"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022412922744643719)  2026-02-13T20:49Z [----] followers, 953.3K engagements


"Xi Jinping in San Francisco USA in 1985"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022198929459453985)  2026-02-13T06:39Z 1.8M followers, 2.3M engagements


"RT @CantEverDie: does he know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022469111482302641)  2026-02-14T00:33Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"does he know Wow this weather makes me glad to be alive. Wow this weather makes me glad to be alive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022448988524581267)  2026-02-13T23:13Z 180.3K followers, 201.8K engagements


"Wow this weather makes me glad to be alive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/177141031945519104)  2012-03-06T21:18Z 6.2M followers, 18.6K engagements


"When you date a non-binary person"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022308771075162276)  2026-02-13T13:55Z [----] followers, 212.9K engagements


"RT @bxyega: One step closer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022411438548271263)  2026-02-13T20:43Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"One step closer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022312606950687006)  2026-02-13T14:11Z [---] followers, 207.7K engagements


"Earn My Vote is white privilege coded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022072549707063742)  2026-02-12T22:17Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements


"A lot of you arent upset enough by the idea of having a president named Gavin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022304114701439427)  2026-02-13T13:37Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"RT @TheTumboy:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022299844002418890)  2026-02-13T13:20Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"OpenAI has warned US lawmakers that its Chinese rival DeepSeek is using unfair and increasingly sophisticated methods to extract results from leading US AI models to train the next generation of its breakthrough R1 chatbot https://t.co/siq46jRyM1 OpenAI has warned US lawmakers that its Chinese rival DeepSeek is using unfair and increasingly sophisticated methods to extract results from leading US AI models to train the next generation of its breakthrough R1 chatbot https://t.co/siq46jRyM1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022266774327108050)  2026-02-13T11:09Z [----] followers, 75.1K engagements


"OpenAI has warned US lawmakers that its Chinese rival DeepSeek is using unfair and increasingly sophisticated methods to extract results from leading US AI models to train the next generation of its breakthrough R1 chatbot https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-02-12/openai-accuses-deepseek-of-distilling-us-models-to-gain-an-edgetaid=698e4ac94fe0d800012ac7d9&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_content=business&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022065414662992169)  2026-02-12T21:48Z 9.8M followers, 2.4M engagements


"the concept of an EGOT was invented by the theater industry to trick celebrities into producing broadway shows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022168600719814991)  2026-02-13T04:38Z [----] followers, 579.3K engagements

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@WeAreAsbestos Avatar @WeAreAsbestos josh (aka asbestos enjoyer) πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

josh (aka asbestos enjoyer) πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ posts on X about murder, suriname, olivia rodrigo, twitter the most. They currently have [---] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [----------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social Influence

Social category influence countries celebrities musicians technology brands social networks finance us election nba gaming travel destinations

Social topic influence murder, suriname #214, olivia rodrigo, twitter, gaming, nba, zohran, guess, in the, white

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @slankeydang @khameneiir @panasonicdx4500 @canteverdie @skyferrori @2femcel2furious @chappellroan @postedinthecrib @plopikas @0liviaolive @napervillepol @intellegint @offbeatorbit @itsianraymond @backlogreviewer @bmnrlover @marlownyc @filledwithurine @livagar @rockstargames

Top assets mentioned Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. (CMG)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"This line is probably the all-time most iconic bit of British comedy. Notice the careful craftsmanship of the diction the creative layering of perspectives and the subtle clever nuances that are granted with context. You need like [--] PhDs to come up with this stuff"
X Link 2023-09-15T20:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Make no mistake: leftist twitters anti-Malaysian sentiment was always there. its just that theyve only recently been emboldened to vocalize it"
X Link 2023-09-21T23:25Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Is this guys whole gimmick that he builds shit up to be really dark and edgy and then its just surprisingly tame I put my American audience to the test with a selection of my darkest jokes. https://t.co/ub2cxtNVCu I put my American audience to the test with a selection of my darkest jokes. https://t.co/ub2cxtNVCu"
X Link 2023-09-24T05:28Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"I am the Michael Jordan of faking panic attacks to get out of team building activities"
X Link 2023-09-28T04:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Do you think Henry Kissinger got to see Killers of the Flower Moon before he died I feel like its a story hed vibe with idk why tho"
X Link 2023-11-30T15:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"I saw a werewolf drinking the lemonade that kills you at panera bread / his hair was perfect / he died"
X Link 2023-12-08T01:31Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Dont know much about Tyler the Creator or his fans but I remember seeing kids in 8th and 9th grade in that flog gnaw/odd future merch that always required a longass explanation and tbh its super easy to imagine this happening to literally any of them"
X Link 2023-12-15T02:56Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"@skyferrori Thats actually not Selena Gomez its Charli xcx"
X Link 2024-01-12T03:35Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"He didnt like buying zoos and I was fucking Matt Damon i dont like this. https://t.co/1bKOKp04mW i dont like this. https://t.co/1bKOKp04mW"
X Link 2024-01-15T16:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Call me the ark of the covenant the way Im being examined by top men"
X Link 2024-01-17T01:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@2femcel2furious This could be a Noah kahan song"
X Link 2024-01-18T05:37Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Hot ones with Mark Wahlberg where at the last wing the host starts reading a list of every hate crime hes committed They should make a Hot Ones where 3/4 of the way through they accuse the guest of sexual misconduct They should make a Hot Ones where 3/4 of the way through they accuse the guest of sexual misconduct"
X Link 2024-01-23T04:32Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"🚨Cillian Murphy has the same amount of Oscar nominations as Jimmy Neutron🚨"
X Link 2024-01-26T19:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Gen z is crazy when you put their age into perspective like how tf is the [----] Grammys older than Olivia Rodrigo"
X Link 2024-02-05T03:34Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"the other day i put a pop tart in the toaster and left the room and forgot about it and the only reason i remembered was because i saw an ad for jerry seinfeld's pop tart movie. i regret to inform you all that this film might actually be a net positive for the world"
X Link 2024-05-13T15:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Im not saying Boeing definitely didnt kill people but if two deaths is enough to convince you boeing is culpable for murder you must also believe that Dave Grohl has been killing his bandmates"
X Link 2024-05-22T13:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"This ones controlled by a wii remote (w/ wii motion plus + nunchuck) Ohio billionaire plans to take $20M sub to Titanic site to prove industrys safer after OceanGate implosion https://t.co/raILyWcmwt https://t.co/CmU2VBYOwN Ohio billionaire plans to take $20M sub to Titanic site to prove industrys safer after OceanGate implosion https://t.co/raILyWcmwt https://t.co/CmU2VBYOwN"
X Link 2024-05-28T21:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Yall ever see that old clip of a Linda Ronstadt interview where the guy grills her about performing in South Africa and she talks about how she can still play music in places with problematic governments and eventually shes like I play in Boston. Bostons extremely racist. I love @ChappellRoan but publicly announcing youre saying no to the most pro LGBT president/admin in history to make a quick vague social media point re: Gaza Something else but consistently performing in states with actual active anti LGBT laws in place is a unique choice I love @ChappellRoan but publicly announcing youre"
X Link 2024-06-12T00:06Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Rip Sisyphus you would have made a great recurring side character on bojack horseman"
X Link 2024-06-25T12:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"This country would be a much better place if the median voter spent hours each day doomscrolling through leftist twitter"
X Link 2024-07-18T22:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Let it be known that Joe Manchin was the final straw"
X Link 2024-07-21T18:08Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Biden just needs a break. Hes going on sabbatical to get a little r&r so he can feel nice and refreshed when he runs again in 2028"
X Link 2024-07-21T20:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Kurt Vonnegut invented postmodernism so that one day Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman could go on hot ones together"
X Link 2024-07-26T12:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@postedinthecrib Before each episode take a minute just to close your eyes and take some deep breaths. Reset your mind and be present so you can enjoy every moment. It all goes by so quick"
X Link 2024-08-02T02:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@PLopikas So you can still name your team Hawk Tua as long as you dont draft Tua"
X Link 2024-08-09T13:39Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Look Im sorry for what I said but in my defense my existence was led by confusion boats mutiny from stern to bow"
X Link 2024-08-13T11:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@0liviaolive Ben Affleck"
X Link 2024-08-17T12:34Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"@NapervillePol Started as a progressive but was so disenfranchised after Bernies loss that their ideology gradually morphed into just contradicting the Democratic Party and now theyre just a maga republican"
X Link 2024-08-18T00:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@intellegint So is there supposed to be a comma at the end or did this person refer to Deadpool as Marvel Jesus"
X Link 2024-08-29T15:40Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Theres still one outside Rockford I can't wait for Oasis to come back https://t.co/jCPkE8sLy3 I can't wait for Oasis to come back https://t.co/jCPkE8sLy3"
X Link 2024-08-29T15:41Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"I tweet not for attention but because on the off-chance that I someday gain substantial notoriety I want people to go through my old tweets and be like this guy was bananas"
X Link 2024-09-08T15:06Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Weird how in the past year my opinion of Taylor swift has plunged to an all time low but now somehow I love Travis Kelce more than I ever thought was possible. Her: are you fucking stupid or something Me: https://t.co/10T1dB6lvM Her: are you fucking stupid or something Me: https://t.co/10T1dB6lvM"
X Link 2024-09-10T13:40Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"@offbeatorbit I like how she waited for the debate to make up her mind"
X Link 2024-09-11T05:55Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"This is the Dave grohl discourse"
X Link 2024-09-11T09:20Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Another day of being the only kid in my entire school who thinks OJ isnt a murderer but Dave Grohl is πŸ˜”"
X Link 2024-09-12T20:10Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"@itsianraymond We are all brothers and sisters Ian"
X Link 2024-09-15T08:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"They should invent a grass that smells and tastes like lemon"
X Link 2024-09-17T09:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"I like how this election has just become a hackathon between Russia and Iran"
X Link 2024-09-19T00:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Most sentences make me upset"
X Link 2024-09-24T13:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Tbh I think Id be okay with the death penalty as long as I alone decide who lives and who dies Cant stop thinking that the fucking Democratic Party removed abolishing the death penalty from their fucking stupid platform Cant stop thinking that the fucking Democratic Party removed abolishing the death penalty from their fucking stupid platform"
X Link 2024-09-25T11:24Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Kamala promised Chappell Roan secret service protection in exchange for an endorsement"
X Link 2024-09-26T14:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"BREAKING: In season [--] Ted Lasso will depart from Premier League football and instead transition to coaching the Jamaican National Bobsled Team ahead of the [----] Olympics"
X Link 2024-10-10T14:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"This reminds me of when I was improvising in my saxophone recital in college and accidentally played the main motive from the green hill zone theme https://t.co/ll1dft5yKQ https://t.co/ll1dft5yKQ"
X Link 2024-10-12T20:54Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"@BacklogReviewer"
X Link 2024-10-16T16:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@bmnrlover How quickly we forget our own past"
X Link 2024-10-19T01:32Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Weird motif my gay son and thot daughter have refused to take care of me in my old age my gay son and thot daughter have refused to take care of me in my old age"
X Link 2024-10-27T17:57Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Have politicians ever tried colonizing countries that they thought would vote for them Kamala could still win if Biden invades all of Scandinavia and grants them statehood. Unfortunately if Trump wins he will certainly extend his legacy by invading Belarus"
X Link 2024-10-28T14:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The whole episode goes by without Peter even once farting in Megs face Whats a common type of episode plotline that has you go like this https://t.co/GIFHgIlasu Whats a common type of episode plotline that has you go like this https://t.co/GIFHgIlasu"
X Link 2024-10-30T01:07Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Crazy how if Trump wins again you know the initial headlines are gonna be like Donald Trump wins election for his second Presidential Term making him the first president since Grover Cleveland to serve non-consecutive terms"
X Link 2024-11-05T16:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"I hate how people go through history to find the exact person to blame for this like honey its Hillarys fault and Elons fault and Bidens fault and Joe rogans fault and Bernies fault and the supreme courts fault and third party voters fault and Obamas fault and RBGs fault"
X Link 2024-11-06T15:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"If youre getting worried about the cabinet picks just remember that most of these people are gonna be fired within the first [--] months and replaced with someone youve never heard of who is just as bad"
X Link 2024-11-13T21:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@MarlowNYC To be fair George W Bushs Vice President literally shot a guy in the face"
X Link 2024-11-13T22:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@FilledwithUrine I saw a husky in Morocco once"
X Link 2024-12-04T15:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The UHC murder is really hard for me to talk about because the suspects name is super close to name of a really scary video game"
X Link 2024-12-10T15:06Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@SlankeyDang @Liv_Agar They dont call it Pearl Harbor for nothing"
X Link 2024-12-13T20:31Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Are there any bad Latina bitches free next week to murder a CEO Im trying to prove a point Please god let this work https://t.co/p6fbbRrOPX Please god let this work https://t.co/p6fbbRrOPX"
X Link 2024-12-22T17:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

".@RockstarGames Liberty City More like LIBERAL city No thanks. I think Ill save my money πŸ˜…"
X Link 2024-12-30T21:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@SlankeyDang cera shouldve tried being an amateur gaming youtuber"
X Link 2025-01-01T19:31Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@jeremylovesyall If its a [--] minute drive you can probably walk there in less than an hour"
X Link 2025-01-01T21:30Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"@wordisbond https://x.com/wengelll/status/1682836779374706689s=46&t=I47CuROFvO_Qy21dyEwrxA the way all [--] of them have their own christopher nolan movie . https://t.co/lFhf1caqgB https://x.com/wengelll/status/1682836779374706689s=46&t=I47CuROFvO_Qy21dyEwrxA the way all [--] of them have their own christopher nolan movie . https://t.co/lFhf1caqgB"
X Link 2025-01-06T01:53Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@adatarg If they just desalinated the ocean like Ive been saying (for YEARS) we wouldnt even need to have this discussion"
X Link 2025-01-10T19:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Good Will Hunting has the best soundtrack of any film because its the only soundtrack that evokes the image of a [--] year old Matt Damon crying to Elliott Smith in his car"
X Link 2025-01-13T04:27Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Why does Homers mouth look happy but his eyes look sad THE SIMPSONS team has made a message of support to those affected by the California wildfires. https://t.co/hswjKA9ysQ THE SIMPSONS team has made a message of support to those affected by the California wildfires. https://t.co/hswjKA9ysQ"
X Link 2025-01-18T00:55Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@IdiotBenevolent Im going to leverage this to build my own personal diplomatic ties with Western Sahara 😏😏😏"
X Link 2025-01-23T21:41Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"So people who refused to vote for Kamala because of her Gaza stance have to kill themselves now right"
X Link 2025-02-05T04:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@aygela @everyone just founds elons new alt"
X Link 2025-03-11T17:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Fuck the film industry theyve been self immolating for years. Think about the NBA hey so this would be financially catastrophic for the film industry hey so this would be financially catastrophic for the film industry"
X Link 2025-04-09T21:02Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The children yearn for eastern Michigan Can anyone point to a single place where Muslims coexist peacefully with other religions Can anyone point to a single place where Muslims coexist peacefully with other religions"
X Link 2025-04-11T00:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"If I was on the federal reserve board of governors I would probably just never show up to work lol"
X Link 2025-04-18T13:04Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Kanye no longer the most influential Christian from Chicago"
X Link 2025-05-09T01:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Waited too long to post this and now I think the lower food court chipotle is closed 😭😭😭"
X Link 2025-05-14T14:10Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Mr Beast's first act as a billionaire should be buying all [----] exclusive Sydney Sweeney bathwater dr squatch soaps"
X Link 2025-05-31T00:51Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@khamenei_ir it's not really a surprise if you just go and tell everyone"
X Link 2025-06-18T21:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Zohran Mamdani just gave me a kitten"
X Link 2025-06-21T21:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Serious question are white people allowed to retweet tweets that contain the n word"
X Link 2025-06-27T11:37Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@SlankeyDang I'm gunna say it"
X Link 2025-06-29T16:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@notchrisvolpe I was driving an eighteen wheeler transporting [--] million lightning bugs from Pennsylvania to Connecticut for the annual lightning bug truck drivers festival when my cargo mysteriously went missing in the Lincoln Tunnel"
X Link 2025-07-02T17:02Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

""I don't understand how a democracy could vote for a fascist" this generation could never comprehend Mountain Dew's [----] Dub the Dew competition"
X Link 2025-07-02T22:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The modern state of how we get information online is so depressing. Everything I know about the Texas floods I learned by reading the headlines under the Reddit search bar while I was looking for porn"
X Link 2025-07-07T20:54Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Elon's obsessed with the Epstein files purely because he's the only billionaire who wasn't popular enough to get invited to the cool kids pedophile cabal"
X Link 2025-07-23T12:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"4chan hacking the Tea app is like Federer vs Serena but for online harassment platforms"
X Link 2025-07-25T18:21Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"@fkajack Katy Perry peaked in [----] That's when teenage dream dropped"
X Link 2025-07-29T20:36Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"This worst song discourse is showing me just how many of you are predisposed to a life of misery"
X Link 2025-08-06T14:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"I think Gavin Newsom eats babies but not like in a qanon way"
X Link 2025-08-18T16:04Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@amazingmap Thanks for this I'm looking forward to moving to Saudi Arabia more now"
X Link 2025-08-19T16:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The White House coroner: https://t.co/areoTtuwWk https://t.co/areoTtuwWk"
X Link 2025-08-30T14:10Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Hate to burst anyone's bubble but I dont think a teenager dressing as groyper adidas Pepe on Halloween definitively makes him an alt right extremist. This is exactly the sort of thing I would have done at 15"
X Link 2025-09-14T13:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"I get that the context is a larger conversation about free speech and government censorship but the fact that canceling Jimmy Kimmel caused this much liberal rage is really embarrassing"
X Link 2025-09-19T03:25Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Reminder that as of [----] it is still legal to murder your local Homeowners Association's board of directors"
X Link 2025-09-25T16:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Gaming #DraftKings https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/social/post/638f921b-15d0-49dd-a018-344b435913c1slipAdd https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/social/post/638f921b-15d0-49dd-a018-344b435913c1slipAdd"
X Link 2025-09-26T02:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Thank you marvin harrison junior"
X Link 2025-09-26T02:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"I dated a girl who worked in primate husbandry and her boss said she saw Jane Goodall lean her hand up against a chimp cage in a lab and then the chimp bit her thumb clean off"
X Link 2025-10-02T02:13Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"DC metro was way emptier this morning without the government employees commuting. I actually had two seats to myself on the red line at 9am. Government shutdown = higher quality government services"
X Link 2025-10-02T19:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@gurtyaoi Yes I am deeply socially neglected please"
X Link 2025-10-13T23:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Didn't even realize it was October 14th the other day. Charlie Kirk Remembrance Day really came and went this year huh"
X Link 2025-10-16T13:10Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@khamenei_ir Idk who you are sir khameneiir but mister you are spitting str8 fax πŸ“ πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ˜Ž"
X Link 2025-02-07T02:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Step one of his plan to land a date with Olivia Rodrigo Trump administration considering eliminating the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) Trump administration considering eliminating the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA)"
X Link 2025-10-22T19:40Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Big deal. I got beaten up by [--] ladyboys in Cambodia. Not that it's a contest. Luigi Mangione got beaten up by [--] ladyboys in Thailand months before UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting: report https://t.co/AemiCd0kRP https://t.co/FCtqM90xqK Luigi Mangione got beaten up by [--] ladyboys in Thailand months before UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting: report https://t.co/AemiCd0kRP https://t.co/FCtqM90xqK"
X Link 2025-10-23T12:46Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@S0NGT0THESIREN Didn't they already do this American psycho [--] with Mila Kunis"
X Link 2025-10-28T21:13Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Dick Cheney dying on Election Day is just about the best possible omen for Zohran"
X Link 2025-11-04T12:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@gxllian I'm taking the northeast regional redeye from DC to Boston in two weeks bc I had no idea if flying was gonna be an option. Mostly looking forward to it but I think I might need to sneak drugs onboard if I'm actually gonna fall asleep lol"
X Link 2025-11-08T17:50Z [--] followers, 17.8K engagements

"@JohnDiLillo The year is [----] and I'm at a parent teacher conference arguing with my kid's APUSH teacher about whether or not Chappell Roan single-handedly got trump reelected"
X Link 2025-11-09T02:59Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"The #Wizards finally had a good 3rd quarter πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸŽŠπŸŽŠπŸŽŠπŸͺ…πŸͺ…πŸͺ…πŸͺ©πŸͺ©πŸͺ©"
X Link 2025-11-11T01:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@ChaseMit I would believe you if not for the fact that I kinda think Bill Maher is a virgin"
X Link 2025-11-15T23:05Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"@TheWapplehouse Kevin Costner Snoopy . fuck. Guess I'm a fake fan"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@haramcart ZOHRAN IS FAKE WOKE"
X Link 2025-11-25T13:43Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"THE WASHINGTON WIZARDS ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE NBA THAT PLAYED ATLANTA TODAY"
X Link 2025-11-26T02:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"So cool how the worlds largest media company is about to be run by a man who is visibly incapable of coping with the fact that he can't make a box office hit to save his life"
X Link 2025-12-07T12:51Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"In an era of uncertain employment and economic conditions @Kalshi is revolutionizing the everyman's financials by allowing us to place bets we've never been able to place before. The world is yours to profit from"
X Link 2025-12-15T21:06Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@IIcarusEC @urrrinal Why is the helpful response flagged as spam"
X Link 2025-12-21T14:31Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"@rs_parasite Mr Coldplay and Gwyneth Paltrow would like a word"
X Link 2025-12-28T13:12Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"I wonder why saying "when I was studying abroad" has a better ring than "that time I lived in Belgium for three and a half months""
X Link 2026-01-01T03:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@NopeSignal Never forget there was a time when this was twitter"
X Link 2026-01-10T02:35Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"If the NHL experiences a real viewership increase this year they're gonna start making horny gay shows for every sport"
X Link 2026-01-13T13:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Scott Adams was vanquished by his nemesis Adam Scott"
X Link 2026-01-13T23:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@cloudyweatheryy Where my common loon peeps at THIS IS OUR YEAR"
X Link 2026-01-18T22:02Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Heated rivalry but the characters are loosely based on Joey Chestnut and Takeru Kobayashi"
X Link 2026-01-21T04:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@ruggyscruggy You forgot ariana"
X Link 2026-01-27T00:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Oh Minnesota this Minnesota that. Where was this vitriol when Justin Bieber said hopefully Anne Frank would have been a belieber JB gets to say whatever he wants but god forbid Minnesotans call a spade a spade Let me guess you think Anne WOULD have been a belieber don't you"
X Link 2026-01-27T01:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@VermilViathan Reading the comments to make sure Joe Pesci is still in good standing"
X Link 2026-01-31T02:30Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"@Paul_Shrupert You can literally through a rock and hit [--] people who do a passable Kermit. This is just unacceptable"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:16Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@dolanpilled MONSTER HOUSE MONSTER HOUSE MONSTER HOUSE"
X Link 2026-02-02T00:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@Hyeyunie Lucky number Give it to a bar mitzvah boy or bat mitzvah girl"
X Link 2026-02-03T04:40Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"@babyknifespice Thank you the lesbian pervert. If Punxsutawney Phil could talk I'm sure he would say the same thing"
X Link 2026-02-03T04:42Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"@PanasonicDX4500 THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS TRANS"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:20Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"The wizards are going to take Anthony Davis apart piece by piece and sell the scraps for a profit like private equity"
X Link 2026-02-05T01:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"MARC and SEPTA termini are so close I need them to kiss I think the suburban metro systems of the northeast are pretty https://t.co/f0sN9GIVgK I think the suburban metro systems of the northeast are pretty https://t.co/f0sN9GIVgK"
X Link 2026-02-06T05:08Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@benshotonfilm Remember when he got the entire cast of the office to reunite at some random person's zoom wedding and made everybody listen to Chris Brown"
X Link 2026-02-06T22:52Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"Nobody just forgets Suriname. something bigger is going on here"
X Link 2026-02-09T04:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

""Every country" Pop Base also forgot about Suriname #ImpeachPopBase Bad Bunny closed out his #SuperBowl halftime show saying God Bless America and going on to name every country in America: TOGETHER WE ARE AMERICA https://t.co/TZpZjYhQIJ Bad Bunny closed out his #SuperBowl halftime show saying God Bless America and going on to name every country in America: TOGETHER WE ARE AMERICA https://t.co/TZpZjYhQIJ"
X Link 2026-02-09T04:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Oh yeah it sounds like he also forgot Belize and he said DR but i don't think he said Haiti which seems odd"
X Link 2026-02-09T04:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"And the entire lesser Antilles (and Greenland) but I'm actually not bothered by that because I'm a super chill person who doesn't really get upset or pedantic about this sort of thing"
X Link 2026-02-09T05:14Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@souljagoyteller This is the beginning of the Suriname-exclusive pan-American union my abuelita envisioned"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:02Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"@doubtpointv2 Who was it with I'm hoping I can have that experience as well to gain personal clarity"
X Link 2026-02-10T03:49Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"@JoePompliano You just know the multimillionaires who fly their PJs into Oakland get shit from the billionaires who fly into San Jose and SFO"
X Link 2026-02-10T03:51Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@fayrchilds I haven't seen an irl hunger games fan in person since middle school. Where are they coming from"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:08Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"@PanasonicDX4500 I feel like more of central/eastern California should be blue too Haven't been but it's always been my impression that that was cattle country"
X Link 2026-02-12T04:04Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"@mornings0da I think it's worth pointing out that BB ripped multiple character arcs and tropes from the sopranos: the sidekick needing rehab the jr son rejecting his father's name [--] season where u think they're getting divorced someone disappearing to New Hampshire in the last season"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:42Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"@Fintsee @CantEverDie LONG LIVE HOWARD DEAN"
X Link 2026-02-14T00:35Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"ATTENTION WHITE PEOPLE these are not actual issues: - crt in schools - removing confederate statues - diversity training Here are white peoples REAL issues: - running out of chapstick - forgetting to always keep chapstick in your coat - mom buys you the wrong chapstick"
X Link 2023-10-10T21:26Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"RT @soapbox_tao: Why do they never post their girlfriends 😭"
X Link 2026-02-15T23:56Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Why do they never post their girlfriends 😭 happy valentines day πŸ’ž https://t.co/l17SM5lFcq happy valentines day πŸ’ž https://t.co/l17SM5lFcq"
X Link 2026-02-15T11:03Z [---] followers, 347.5K engagements

"happy valentines day πŸ’ž"
X Link 2026-02-15T01:54Z 19.7K followers, 26.3M engagements

"RT @kayrosso1: Dems seeing the largest movement against immigration enforcement in history: We have to get more racist"
X Link 2026-02-15T23:55Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Dems seeing the largest movement against immigration enforcement in history: We have to get more racist Hillary Clinton on migration: It went too far its been disruptive and destabilizing. Hillary Clinton on migration: It went too far its been disruptive and destabilizing"
X Link 2026-02-15T18:41Z [----] followers, 75.6K engagements

"Hillary Clinton on migration: It went too far its been disruptive and destabilizing"
X Link 2026-02-15T13:34Z 136.1K followers, 969.4K engagements

"I just wrote this book"
X Link 2026-02-15T18:02Z [----] followers, 25K engagements

"RT @natevomhof: Chinese Pittsburgh"
X Link 2026-02-15T23:51Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"Chinese Pittsburgh Yanjin County China https://t.co/VfzOYA3X3E Yanjin County China https://t.co/VfzOYA3X3E"
X Link 2026-02-15T03:52Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements

"Yanjin County China"
X Link 2026-02-13T05:46Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements

"RT @Wingmeals:"
X Link 2026-02-15T23:43Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"WORLD WAR MOG has officially ERUPTED after the ASU FRAT LEADER REFUSED to SIGN the PEACE TREATY with #2 ranked CHAD Androgenic 😳 https://t.co/UHld5Gw9WL WORLD WAR MOG has officially ERUPTED after the ASU FRAT LEADER REFUSED to SIGN the PEACE TREATY with #2 ranked CHAD Androgenic 😳 https://t.co/UHld5Gw9WL"
X Link 2026-02-15T11:52Z [----] followers, 770.7K engagements

"WORLD WAR MOG has officially ERUPTED after the ASU FRAT LEADER REFUSED to SIGN the PEACE TREATY with #2 ranked CHAD Androgenic 😳"
X Link 2026-02-15T01:37Z 166.4K followers, 2.6M engagements

""It's time to look for who gained from 9/11." I no longer believe official 9/11 story. Two paper passports did not burn and were found on the rubble but it was so hot WTC7 burned down across the street. Nonsense. It's time to look for who gained from 9/11. Our government doesn't work for us. They've been lying whole time. I no longer believe official 9/11 story. Two paper passports did not burn and were found on the rubble but it was so hot WTC7 burned down across the street. Nonsense. It's time to look for who gained from 9/11. Our government doesn't work for us. They've been lying whole time"
X Link 2026-02-15T15:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"I no longer believe official 9/11 story. Two paper passports did not burn and were found on the rubble but it was so hot WTC7 burned down across the street. Nonsense. It's time to look for who gained from 9/11. Our government doesn't work for us. They've been lying whole time"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:14Z 820.2K followers, 7.8M engagements

"Can't fit a good explanation into a single tweet explain ur username. explain ur username"
X Link 2026-02-15T02:08Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"explain ur username"
X Link 2026-02-14T15:41Z [----] followers, 9.7M engagements

"Moids Dont you mean boyim"
X Link 2026-02-14T08:53Z [----] followers, 222.1K engagements

"Yall ever see that episode of Malcolm in the Middle where they enter their mom in a beauty pageant and Reese reads the book of beauty standards and realizes he has the perfect body measurements for a [--] year old woman incredible open https://t.co/Fc6Btqqzqs incredible open https://t.co/Fc6Btqqzqs"
X Link 2026-02-14T01:46Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"incredible open One of my biggest takeaways from hanging out with Clavicular: He may come from an extreme subculture but the combination of beauty and biohacking is one way our culture is headed and he may just be ahead of the curve. https://t.co/5iX561irg5 One of my biggest takeaways from hanging out with Clavicular: He may come from an extreme subculture but the combination of beauty and biohacking is one way our culture is headed and he may just be ahead of the curve. https://t.co/5iX561irg5"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:31Z 10.1K followers, 2.8M engagements

"Somewhere out there is a 50yo woman with the exact body measurements that clavicular yearns for"
X Link 2026-02-14T01:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Are girlfriends real"
X Link 2026-02-14T00:52Z 11.5K followers, [----] engagements

"When the only tool you have is a hammer everything starts to look like a jawline"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:14Z 73.3K followers, 147.3K engagements

"RT @tezah__: he took the birthright trip wow"
X Link 2026-02-14T00:33Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"he took the birthright trip wow Xi Jinping in San Francisco USA in [----] https://t.co/l92dX8OY7H Xi Jinping in San Francisco USA in [----] https://t.co/l92dX8OY7H"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:49Z [----] followers, 953.3K engagements

"Xi Jinping in San Francisco USA in 1985"
X Link 2026-02-13T06:39Z 1.8M followers, 2.3M engagements

"RT @CantEverDie: does he know"
X Link 2026-02-14T00:33Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"does he know Wow this weather makes me glad to be alive. Wow this weather makes me glad to be alive"
X Link 2026-02-13T23:13Z 180.3K followers, 201.8K engagements

"Wow this weather makes me glad to be alive"
X Link 2012-03-06T21:18Z 6.2M followers, 18.6K engagements

"When you date a non-binary person"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:55Z [----] followers, 212.9K engagements

"RT @bxyega: One step closer"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:43Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"One step closer"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:11Z [---] followers, 207.7K engagements

"Earn My Vote is white privilege coded"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:17Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements

"A lot of you arent upset enough by the idea of having a president named Gavin"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:37Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"RT @TheTumboy:"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:20Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"OpenAI has warned US lawmakers that its Chinese rival DeepSeek is using unfair and increasingly sophisticated methods to extract results from leading US AI models to train the next generation of its breakthrough R1 chatbot https://t.co/siq46jRyM1 OpenAI has warned US lawmakers that its Chinese rival DeepSeek is using unfair and increasingly sophisticated methods to extract results from leading US AI models to train the next generation of its breakthrough R1 chatbot https://t.co/siq46jRyM1"
X Link 2026-02-13T11:09Z [----] followers, 75.1K engagements

"OpenAI has warned US lawmakers that its Chinese rival DeepSeek is using unfair and increasingly sophisticated methods to extract results from leading US AI models to train the next generation of its breakthrough R1 chatbot https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-02-12/openai-accuses-deepseek-of-distilling-us-models-to-gain-an-edgetaid=698e4ac94fe0d800012ac7d9&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_content=business&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:48Z 9.8M followers, 2.4M engagements

"the concept of an EGOT was invented by the theater industry to trick celebrities into producing broadway shows"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:38Z [----] followers, 579.3K engagements

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