#  @georgediano George T. Diano Raila Odinga, a prominent Kenyan politician, has passed away, and his burial has sparked significant attention, with many leaders and citizens paying their respects. Former President Uhuru Kenyatta and President William Ruto were among those who attended the burial, but their interactions and the events surrounding the ceremony have garnered notable interest. 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Ordinary Shares (FLEX)](/topic/$flex) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "Uhuru did not go to every county to distribute Kazi Mtaani money. He also did not go to every county to personally give pesa ya wazee to each elderly person. Kibaki did not go to every county to hand out free education. They trusted the process trusted Kenyans and the money reached every village. Even maziwa ya Moi reached every village without Moi going to every county to launch it. But Ruto is the only person who does not trust anyone. He is doing politics with a very small amount of money only 22k. He is wasting too much money organizing events when all he needed to do was launch the Nyota" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019999222834077826) 2026-02-07T04:58Z 186.6K followers, 102.7K engagements "Here is Edwin Sifuna confronting police officers in parliament demanding they stop shooting at protesters during the June 25th massacre. During this time Oketch Salad alikua busy anapigia Baba hesabu za minus which is equal to Sayuni. Chesaa" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020771684920541212) 2026-02-09T08:08Z 186.6K followers, 69K engagements "Before Oburu Odinga & his retarded sons; Oketch Salad & Jaoko convince you that Sifuna is Bad let them show you proof that indeed when things were tough they were there to help Baba during Demos. The guys who were Just watching TV as they eat like Guinea pigs suffering from Marasmus while Kina Sifuna Babu Owino and other ODM leaders were Fighting are Enjoying the Fruits called Broadbased which is an agreement that was reached after this government tortured & Killed innocent youths Women & childrens. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021958722554048766" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021958722554048766) 2026-02-12T14:45Z 186.6K followers, 59.3K engagements "After my tweet concerning the best bank for common mwananchi I decided to visit @imbankke & I can tell you that they have the best offer for common mwananchi especially the youths. Tomorrow I'll visit @Coopbankenya to see how their services are. I'll do comparison after a month" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1869417849653264575) 2024-12-18T16:22Z 186.2K followers, 14.9K engagements "Daughter of Agrippina was caught red-handed consulting offline ChatGPT popularly know as Mwakenya during a cat exam. In an attempt to clear evidence kwa kalataas the Yakuza almost greeted the lecturer in a manner that wouldn't please the Senate. Mwakenya was about to be uninstalled forcefully and the lecturer was two seconds away from learning why comrades dont need Wi-Fi. They carry violence bundles offline ni mbaya. Chesaa https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2009218530370306465 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2009218530370306465" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2009218530370306465) 2026-01-08T11:00Z 185.9K followers, 135.6K engagements "The owner of the power grid whose Bermuda Triangle transformer was being inspected by the US based KEBS OFFICER for quality assurance has finally come out sobbing like a depressed Morocco lizard. Why Because our boy Opande allegedly supplied electricity to his grid without a valid license. Ni mbaya Chesaa The young man proceeded to drop a tear-jerking Facebook thesis declaring Your decision to cheat on me with a married man shows a lack of respect for me and for yourself. I refuse to be involved in lies dependency and choices that go against my values. This relationship ends here. Ayaaam" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2012951669407957075) 2026-01-18T18:14Z 186.1K followers, 255.5K engagements "Yesterday at around noon Jeff Koinange allegedly hit a bodaboda rider in Westlands and fled the scene. He was driving his G-Wagon which he often drives without a number plate. It is alleged that he was drunk and has refused to surrender the vehicle. The bodaboda rider is currently admitted at Kenyatta Hospital with broken legs. This entitlement among elites breaking the law without accountability must stop. The police are trying to cover-up the accident but Mimi kama mtetezi wa Walala Hoii Niko radar yake mbaya. I'll produce the OB number if he denies this claims." [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2015709449814409299) 2026-01-26T08:52Z 185.9K followers, 505.5K engagements "Women lack emotional intelligence. Wamuchomba is forced to sing Tutam bcoz she couldn't stand seeing people castigating her. Now people have started asking question about Kenya Moja group led by Babu Owino & Sifuna. Never involve women especially from Murima in Coalition talks" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2015831101093138591) 2026-01-26T16:56Z 185.7K followers, 47.3K engagements "Habanos is reportedly struggling to stay afloat after suppliers declined to deliver alcohol to the club. Rather than focusing on sound business practices management appears more invested in optics deploying promoters and forex boys to simulate opulence while the fundamentals quietly collapse. Very soon you may walk into Habanos only to discover that your favorite brands are missing from the shelves. This is hardly surprising. The club has developed a reputation for ordering liquor refusing to pay and then rotating suppliers as if debts expire with time. Some suppliers remain unpaid for" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2015859674986184804) 2026-01-26T18:49Z 185.6K followers, 102.7K engagements "HEARTBREAKING 💔 Their daughter died seven years ago and left them with an autistic child. To ensure the innocent kid doesn't interfere with their daily life they decided to build a dog house for the boy. The boy has been chained there for the last [--] years. He doesn't have a mattress or blankets imagine surviving there during the rainy season. 💔 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016050151152926732 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016050151152926732" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2016050151152926732) 2026-01-27T07:26Z 185.8K followers, 69K engagements "Ive met him once but nobody really knows him. When someone lies and talks about something that didnt happen it makes me question a lot of things especially his intentions. Winnie Odinga says Oketch Salah is mentally unstable.😭😂😂😂" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2016232469209534714) 2026-01-27T19:30Z 185.8K followers, 77.6K engagements "Baba Frida is a TUTAM soloist a certified alto-tone specialist who never misses a note when it comes to singing for power. Three years ago when Kenya Kwanza MPs were flirting with the idea of scrapping term limits Baba Frida boldly declared hed vote YES so that Ruto could rule for [--] years because the country desperately needed a tough man. Fast-forward to today Baba Frida is now perfecting his vocals from a jail cell after slapping his local MCA over unpaid facilitation fees for mobilizing the ground for the president. Ironically the same tough man he wanted to rule for [--] years couldnt even" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2016772884073459773) 2026-01-29T07:18Z 185.9K followers, 53.1K engagements "Even as we sing WANTAM let's not forget the end game of those who want to capture power. Best believe those in power today will be crying also someday because power is transient no one is immune. Even Uhuru was forced to come out to defend his family from Gachagua. Chesaa" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2016794695092097182) 2026-01-29T08:45Z 185.9K followers, 35.5K engagements "@FauzKhalid @CarrefourKe Even Christianity is against alcoholism but have you ever complained when you find our brothers serving there. You can't mix religion with business kwanza mnajificha kwa dini na mambo ya kisenge. Mnapora SHA bila huruma. Cut us some slack they either serve alcohol or resign" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2016849473083686920) 2026-01-29T12:22Z 185.9K followers, 23.8K engagements "Geoffrey Mosiria was everywhere on social media chest out voice booming lecturing men about morals after those viral clips of Mzee mzima Opande doing quality control on Marion Naipeis food that faces the earth landed online. Some of us who have invested in the value addition industry where fans are clearly labeled ONLY knew exactly who that lady was. But as seasoned investors we respect insider trading rules. You dont expose the kitchen while the soup is still simmering. So we kept quiet. Professional silence. Boardroom discipline. Fast forward to today Kenyans Disiyaaaiiis did what they do" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2016860264939868218) 2026-01-29T13:05Z 185.9K followers, 242.3K engagements "It's the editing for me.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2016877742583611538) 2026-01-29T14:15Z 186.1K followers, 116.5K engagements "May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos.🥲" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2016960625646219753) 2026-01-29T19:44Z 185.6K followers, 32K engagements "Shocking details has now emerged about Geoffrey Mosirias games of urban areas. The streets are now talking about Katibu mkuu the ultimate "obtainer" who allegedly brokered a KSh 4M extortion deal between Marion Naipei and our boy Opande. Using the Jelly Kunt as bait against Opande Mosiria pocketed a KSh 2M deposit to "control the ground" and kill the story as the American nurse sought for the balance which was to go to Kunt by today at 2pm. They even influenced a high ranking lawyer to make a video explaining why Kunt could win as much as 50M in court. That was a part of the extortion. I" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017113132225724747) 2026-01-30T05:50Z 185.8K followers, 207.1K engagements "In less than two weeks the Nairobi Street family has lost at least [--] of its members. That's an average of one member a day. [--] of them were buried yesterday at the Lang'ata cemeteries. The rest will be interred next week after the autopsies to determine their causes of death are completed. I highly suspect food poisoning. Someone must have fed them with contaminated food items. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017134196859228657 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017134196859228657" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017134196859228657) 2026-01-30T07:14Z 185.9K followers, 126.9K engagements "Walimwengu out there who have interacted with her says madam PS has a very soft spot for Walala Hoii. But here at Kalahari Institution we take it as a rumor until proven otherwise. The Orientation team and team building hereby wishes to have her contact so that we can attest to these testimonies concerning her soft spot. Ayaaam telling you with tropikal in her disposal mhesh can really do an amazing job for the boychild. Lemme leave y'all with a Sikhendu proverb that says A clever woman does not take promises seriously given to him by a man trying to measure her diameter. Kama kawa sisi" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017179663915782473) 2026-01-30T10:14Z 185.8K followers, 48.8K engagements "This couple has milked Nakuru county dry. This man is very dangerous together with Nakuru East Mp David Gikaria. Today Nakuru is under the hands of criminal gangs. You can't walk past [--] pm anywhere in Nakuru & it's environ. The gangs are very well funded with weapons & money" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017247805879021953) 2026-01-30T14:45Z 185.8K followers, 88.2K engagements "The President should seriously stop this Olympic-level nonsense of eulogizing every Tom Dick and Harry. At some point he must accept that he is no longer the local politician from Kamagut he is now a national monument and a symbol of unity. What does that Old woman have to do with Kenyans. Such message of condolences should be shared on WhatsApp. Otherwise we might as well prepare a full state eulogy for our neighbor Mzee Indimuli who recently achieved a historic milestone by successfully connecting to Sayunis Wi-Fi after years of wrestling with malaria kubwa which he heroically contracted" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017286775819862420) 2026-01-30T17:20Z 185.8K followers, 41.9K engagements "Continue believing the [--] only body count lie bcoz you're a mumu man. Whatever number she tells you always multiply by [--]. And if she has a tattoo add power [--]. Chesaa" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017322525273846174) 2026-01-30T19:42Z 186K followers, 64.7K engagements "Agnes Kagure who's eying for Nairobi Governorship bought coffins to bury the Street boys that were found dead at the city mortuary. But she decided to brand them with her posters and calendars. This has to be the height of buffoonery it's called Kenyan politics. Chesaa" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017520794851578093) 2026-01-31T08:50Z 186K followers, 217.8K engagements "Yesterday I was minding my own business at my humble hacienda Kinui peacefully negotiating with a cup of KC ginger then kidogo kidogo I hear nduru za kuaminika outside. I rushed to the scene only to find daughter of Agrippina shuwiing at the window like a rejected curtain fully prepared to attempt a ground-floor Olympic jump parachuteless imagine Apparently son of Adam had allegedly diverted excess electricity to one of her bestie besties. The bf was cheating on her na akapata evidence kwa kalataas. It was a case of Power distribution gone wrong. Now madam here had already packed her bags" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017542627982270671) 2026-01-31T10:17Z 185.9K followers, 139.9K engagements "@Adele_lide The problem with you affordable bloggers is that they pay you peanut to not even afford a meal at a decent restaurants. I'm sure unadhani izo chupa ni za pombe. Eloi😭😭" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017544461098570101) 2026-01-31T10:24Z 185.8K followers, 31.7K engagements "Let's focus on self-care gentlemen. Taking care of one's physical and mental well-being is crucial. Engage in activities that promote health like exercise and balanced eating. Prioritize rest and mental relaxation too. You're doing great and small steps lead to big changes" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017648987730288688) 2026-01-31T17:19Z 185.8K followers, 16.2K engagements "We are Chelsea.😌" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017684760273764818) 2026-01-31T19:41Z 185.8K followers, 12.3K engagements "You must always find a way to get things done and save yourself. Thats the code" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017810137160016362) 2026-02-01T04:00Z 185.9K followers, 53K engagements "The kind of truth that majority dont want to hear. If you get enough idiots to twist around for your benefits do it. Raila should not be blamed. He was in political business and he had enough stock of mumus. You can continue from where he left Bonnie you have Gachagua now.🌚" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017864599161262588) 2026-02-01T07:36Z 185.8K followers, 75.7K engagements "Oburu is exhausted. He cant sustain the rallies his brother built with sweat sacrifice and conviction. So now its delegation by bloodline and proxies. His son Jaoko the autistic tortoise Oketch Salad the undertaker and Kasmuel the keyboardist colourless messengers with one empty line: We are in broad-based government. Now it's Just optics helicopters photo-ops loyalty pledges to Ruto and exit. Thats why chokora twitter have nothing to write about. Semi illiterate mumus just write anything to praise oria. There is no policy tension no ideological fight no tangible project to defend or oppose." [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017893770402914413) 2026-02-01T09:32Z 186.1K followers, 72.1K engagements "After locking the church doors and declaring that all services are online Reverend Lucy Natasha has now announced the grand opening of a new branch in South Sudan after the Nairobi headquarters went into fasting and prayer financially. Remember how as we ushered in the new year daughter of Agrippina instructed waumini to touch their screens aggressively and prophesied that [----] would be a year of breakthrough overflow and touching millions It was touching indeed because Mama Liam even baptized our small boy with a hot silaaap for coughing during a sensitive moment of financial breakthrough" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017950915198640296) 2026-02-01T13:19Z 186.2K followers, 120.4K engagements "I have come to realize another sign of poverty mindset is thinking marriage is an achievement" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017961140278714546) 2026-02-01T14:00Z 185.9K followers, 135.3K engagements "Kazi bure is Still threatening to vie. Bro has been surviving on declaring interest in the presidency since [----]. Don't be like bro. Anyway we wish him well that stomach might be carrying visions and ideas for millions of singapoors" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018025304174784614) 2026-02-01T18:15Z 185.9K followers, 13.1K engagements "You look at your payslip & you just start clicking. Sometimes dealing with KRA looks like dealing with a legal scammer. Any strategy to increase the tax bracket and tap into the informal sector is highly welcomed. Tulipe ushuru wote payslip minions tumechoka sasa buana.🤦🏽♂" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018220889490293091) 2026-02-02T07:12Z 185.8K followers, 20.3K engagements "Ann Waiguru single-handedly killed the dreams of millions of youths. To date NYS has never recovered from the theft that was orchestrated under her watch. Despite all these atrocities the people of Kirinyaga saw it fit to entrust her with managing the countys revenue. She has literally done little to nothing to steer the county forward. In a country with a functioning system Waiguru would be spending her 12th year in jail. In [----] she is vying for a Senate seat and to show just how this country is destroyed by the very same people who complain about bad leadership the people of Kirinyaga will" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018229571385012565) 2026-02-02T07:46Z 186.2K followers, 78.4K engagements "Lucy Wairimu a pastor and certified marriage counselor successfully proved that sermons are optional and practice is negotiable. After [--] years of marriage Lucy hit the jackpot by winning a U.S. green card. But instead of sharing the good news like most winners who announce it to relatives neighbors and unsuspecting strangers Lucy chose the path of strategic silence. Not even her husband the man she legally vowed to grow old with had the slightest clue. She planned her exit with military precision. Passport acquired Flight booked Bags packed Marriage mentally deleted. On the departure day" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018245505331908793) 2026-02-02T08:50Z 185.8K followers, 81.6K engagements "Incase you forgot Ann Waiguru reported that a single NYS recruit used to eat one bull per day. Even Satan in Jongomeo was shouting Blood of Jesus every single minute during the grilling. This Kenya we have tolerated a lot of Bullshit" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018281746567991645) 2026-02-02T11:14Z 186.2K followers, 50.7K engagements "ODM imebaki na wazimu tupu.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018313956327403593) 2026-02-02T13:22Z 186K followers, 22.2K engagements "Meet Wachira Tomcat CEO the Ruai nightlife governor spender of bottles mover of crowds. The man owned the night. Then one small mutina decided to humble him. Wachira got bitten by a rabid dog and was told the [--] days injection would cost 14K pesa taslimu. Fourteen thousand Only for his medication. Our legend looked at the bill and said Ati 14K juu ya boskoo N urimu and walked out of the hospital like a man who still had options. Last Friday Friends and relatives gathered at his farm to eat that rice that cooks one-one with osumbuko meat plus soup on the side as they escorted his coffin to the" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018331070585008148) 2026-02-02T14:30Z 185.8K followers, 58.6K engagements "Don't get mad when people can't help you with their money they have plans too" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018398339344076917) 2026-02-02T18:57Z 186.3K followers, 54.4K engagements "JUST FOR LAUGHS🤣🤣🤣 See the clowns paraded by Mandera governor showcasing their bumper harvest. Instead of showing us Maize plantation and the Tomato field they're holding some wild tomato fruits and two maize cobs probably transported from Nyeri Hii ni Maajabu ya Musa. Is this supposed to make Kenyans believe [----] million achieved a lot The [--] low quality cherry tomatoes that grows wildly And this is how you know that wisdom doesn't correspond with age These village cartels ostensibly paid are shamelessly lying to the public just to safeguard criminals. Btw this type of produce has been" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018556349727080810) 2026-02-03T05:25Z 185.9K followers, 73.4K engagements "At my age I either have my woman wash my clothes and cook my only One meal a day or I do it myself as a senior Bachelor. Anything else ni upuzi. Men if you lose it here elsewhere ni machozi. Women nowadays will watch a man cook as they scroll TikTok. Upuzi mtupu" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018595315528749324) 2026-02-03T08:00Z 185.9K followers, 51.5K engagements "The County Public Accounts Committee (CPAC) is a toothless oversight body that entrenches corruption rather than curbs it acting as a rubber stamp for county rot. In practice its a quasi-prosecutorial body without teeth. It names suspects and documents theft but relies on the EACC the DCI and the National Treasury to act. They never do. Its recommendations gather dust. CPAC investigates crimes years after the fact often interrogating reports from two or three financial years back. By the time a governor is caught the money is gone and public interest has moved on. The public grilling is" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018663261827387394) 2026-02-03T12:30Z 185.9K followers, 27.1K engagements "Yehova Wanyonyi should descend NOW NOW na asitumane. Kenyan women have officially entered their rogue & delulu era. And first of all lets clap for Obinna 👏🏾 when it comes to mediocrity and bottom-tier shows my brother has turned it into a career path. Consistency is key. So here we are watching Daughter of Agrippina audition for High Value Woman of the Year. The confidence was loud. The standards were higher than Kenya Power bills at my favorite Aunt's Kisiagi over there in Majengo Maragoli. For a moment I thought daughter of Agrippina was old money. Then she explained her income source and" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018690859667976403) 2026-02-03T14:19Z 186K followers, 40.9K engagements "Jack Kandere is really going through a lot. You can never find a kid from a rich family going to this extent of obesity. It's always the mido class wannabes with such careless children's upbringings. Buana hapa you need to take care of yourself as well to be able to help her" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018746977572291063) 2026-02-03T18:02Z 185.9K followers, 113.1K engagements "I will not force my kid to support Chelsea. I will always give them freedom to choose between supporting Chelsea or leaving my house. 💙💙" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018753980575404294) 2026-02-03T18:30Z 185.9K followers, 29.8K engagements "ODM Party owes Rigathi Gachagua an apology given that ODM leaders have become more vocal than Gachagua himself on the 'shares' and power-sharing narrative ahead of [----] elections. Edwin Sifuna" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018769444349063460) 2026-02-03T19:31Z 185.9K followers, 47.3K engagements "Forever Blue💙💙💙💙" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018780256325501117) 2026-02-03T20:14Z 185.9K followers, 23.3K engagements "There's a cocoon of tweeps from Ukambani. Bunch of irredeemable fools. They tried to cancel me once with their cooked up stories but as always I kept them all in their places. Don't even ask who they are they'll come out to bark with their cricket voices. Very tribal lot on X" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018957701880132061) 2026-02-04T08:00Z 186.1K followers, 44.1K engagements "Kenya Kwanza Govt in a nutshell. IYKYK" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018987905231056975) 2026-02-04T10:00Z 186.2K followers, 13.1K engagements "Why not reduce the tax percentage for every one to benefit Anyway [----] is near we are going to hear sweet things like free diapers free Always free scented/studded condoms 300sh gas etc. Remember when a monkey is invited by a lion to a feast he should sit next to a tree" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019001599574585708) 2026-02-04T10:54Z 186.3K followers, 22.5K engagements "A date is a meeting between two people who wish to know more about each other not an opportunity to order food you've never ate Wanjiku" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019055846395888062) 2026-02-04T14:30Z 186K followers, 56.8K engagements "God one that goon might have won the tender to supply high voltage electricity to the home around the bay of Mexico. Haki ya mungu sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni kabisa hapa Letu Jicho tu.👀" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019125214181994507) 2026-02-04T19:05Z 186K followers, 47.6K engagements "Spiritual cartel has arrived in South Sudan and as you can see Daughter of Agrippina was received by president Salva Kiir. Kumbe she was serious when she said she's relocating her miracles to the mlingoti merchants. Tithe and Offering currency has now changed to USD. And in that spirit brethrens Let's keep our brother Patel in prayers he might soon be forced to go back to Punjab to venture into chevda farming as the big boys supply electricity to his missing kahasho. Ni mbaya Chesaa. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni Letu Jicho tu.👀" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019141534739046422) 2026-02-04T20:10Z 186.3K followers, 66.1K engagements "To all men who suffer in silence God has bigger plans for you" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019244599206719765) 2026-02-05T03:00Z 186K followers, 87.8K engagements "Those who pound yams at night loudly think the silent ones don't eat. When life favours you stop assuming others are not trying. Murugi was born in wealth. of course her attitude will be like that. Ironically If you listen to her you won't talk like this. Anyway I also wonder why some folks like Sudi are dunderheads they should just get a brain transplant it's not that hard.🤡" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019259693026132111) 2026-02-05T04:00Z 186.1K followers, 142.8K engagements "It's funny how some few Kalenjin Mumus are claiming that Nakuru belongs to their forefathers. This tribal politics that our leaders are trying to sell will backfire.They want us to sideline Okuyos yet we are quenching thirst with their yellow yellow women. Just look at Shollei🤦🏽♂" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019287369891856835) 2026-02-05T05:50Z 186K followers, 29K engagements "Hii Kenya yetu ikona mambo ayaaam telling you.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019327635323777195) 2026-02-05T08:30Z 186.2K followers, 156.8K engagements "Ruhman a Nyali-based content creator had cracked the internets algorithm and womens hearts at the same time. For weeks the yellow yellow damsel from Mogadishu had been conducting online seminars on Why Are You Broke and Lazy. According to her poverty was a mindset and the cure was simply to work hard preferably while boarding first-class flights. One minute she was at a high-end resort in Diani the next she was window shopping in Dubai like it was Toi Market and when Nyali boredom hit Maldives was just a casual escape plan. Soft life was being lived aggressively. Women were inspired. Men were" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019406629867774196) 2026-02-05T13:43Z 186.2K followers, 23K engagements "http://x.com/i/article/2019498464388829185 http://x.com/i/article/2019498464388829185" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019500378899788282) 2026-02-05T19:56Z 186.2K followers, [----] engagements "Another Omosh one hour in a nice suit" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019680895972831358) 2026-02-06T07:53Z 186.1K followers, 49.6K engagements "If you send money to the wrong number after [--] p.m. Safaricom will not initiate a reversal citing a new policy that they cannot contact anyone past [--] p.m. Nimeshanga sana ever since that partially blind midget took over safaricom has been operating like a Kiosk" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019848775263752591) 2026-02-06T19:00Z 186.1K followers, 107.7K engagements "Reporting live from the depot real men stick to the roots. Now with this grade [--] product from Sikhendu fresh farm a cold Mala & Obambo wet fry if I catch daughter of Agrippina beacon mnaipatia huko Runyenjes. Chesaa🌚" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020460728826638395) 2026-02-08T11:32Z 186.3K followers, 10K engagements "@Bookten8 Ndugu yangu ulipoteza network kabisa omwami" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020495491306500118) 2026-02-08T13:50Z 186.3K followers, 11.9K engagements "A member of team sisi kwa sisi has come out to proclaim his undying love for Geoffrey Mosiria & he's ready to supply Katibu Mkuu Wa sehemu Telezi Gatuzi la Nairobi with unlimited electricity this valentine. Sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni Letu Jicho tu.👀" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020862189507092943) 2026-02-09T14:07Z 186.2K followers, 25.1K engagements "Men are dogs 🤦 Men are dogs 🤦" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022038256897122519) 2026-02-12T20:01Z 186.3K followers, [---] engagements "The broke era ends when discipline replaces hope. Money grows where habits mature and standards rise. Stay locked in the universe rewards consistency" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021781321463288230) 2026-02-12T03:00Z 186.6K followers, 79.4K engagements "While other MPs were running to the Parliament basement for safety Edwin Sifuna was outside stopping rogue officers from shooting unarmed Gen Z protesters. Dear Young Blood his Name is EDWIN SIFUNA. Never forget that" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021815277143413147) 2026-02-12T05:15Z 186.6K followers, 52.7K engagements "Comparing Edwin Sifuna to Ababu Namwamba reflects a fundamental misreading of political scale context & timing. Ababu served as the Member of Parliament for Budalangi then a relatively small rural constituency with fewer than 30k voters. Sifuna by contrast is the Senator for Nairobi the capital city and political nerve centre of Kenya representing an electorate of over 3M voters. The distinction is not merely numerical it is structural strategic and symbolic. Ababu exited ODM at a time when Raila Amolo Odinga was ODM in both spirit and structure. Expecting party loyalists to abandon Raila in" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021871886238445839) 2026-02-12T08:59Z 186.6K followers, 52K engagements "Don't sponsor girlfriend through school. Don't open any business for your girlfriend. Don't send girlfriend/wife abroad. Do not invest in any woman if you have not invested in yourself. A lot of women are ungrateful. They forget kindness easily. Build your empire first loyalty follows later. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022200152052707398 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022200152052707398" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022200152052707398) 2026-02-13T06:44Z 186.6K followers, 53.7K engagements "The guy is built for the future ukiangalia huko mbele utaona sifuna Anyang Nyongo. There's something the true founders of ODM knows about the United Opposition formation that the sales team in ODM led by Oburu aren't comfortable with" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022304117415190703) 2026-02-13T13:37Z 186.6K followers, 41.6K engagements "Daughters of Agrippina who are investing in the clearing and forwarding business have officially gone rogue. These mikoras have turned Eastleigh into a free-range supermarket. They stroll into Warias shop in battalion formation acting like KEBS officials on a surprise inspection Tumekuja tu kuangalia matirio tukiulizia bei. Then boom While everyone is busy explaining invoices they activate Operation Bermuda Triangle. Items disappear faster than serikali promises after elections. Legs are spread with military precision goods are secured mission accomplished. These mikoras are so professional" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017583645482225912) 2026-01-31T13:00Z 186.6K followers, 106.5K engagements "A gym trainer from Nairobis Umoja estate is currently cooling his aching bones in Sayuni after receiving a free all-inclusive open air massage with a happy ending from a KDF soldier who accused him of supplying electricity to his wife without a valid EPRA license. Alirudu akapata beacon imesongeshwa na diameter pimwa saidii. Ni mbaya The victim Alphy Migasha allegedly crossed paths with the soldier Nicholas Ireri shortly after Ireri returned from serving the nation in Somalia and discovered that while he was busy chasing Al-Shabab Migasha was busy chasing his Yakuza inside his matrimonial" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017916572023599375) 2026-02-01T11:02Z 186.6K followers, 260.3K engagements "One day I made the difficult decision to walk away from my matrimonial home in pursuit of mental peace. I moved into an Airbnb with nothing but a profound sense of emptiness. Today marks exactly one year since that moment and I am grateful to God for how far I have come. I chose to rebuild my life from the ground up. To any man facing challenges in his matrimonial home do not be afraid to let go and begin afresh when your well-being is at stake. I now live a genuinely fulfilling life. I spend quality time with my children on weekends and occasionally visit them at school during weekdays." [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020377053988814992) 2026-02-08T06:00Z 186.6K followers, 110.6K engagements "AS A MAN IT'S NORMAL TO: - Be confused at [--] - Be broke at [--] - Start over at [--] - Be glowing at [--] - Be thriving at [--] - Be a millionaire at [--] There's no timeline for success" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020694144742465711) 2026-02-09T03:00Z 186.6K followers, 49.4K engagements "Lakini haka kanua kangu katakuja kuni weka matatani siku Moja. Mhesh amenipea last warning na Mimi ata sikua na ubaya. I just echoed what others were reporting but with a little touch of Royco Mchuzi mix. Sisi kama walala hoii ata hatunaga ubaya na mtu wajameni. Pole basi.🥲" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021197494521328011) 2026-02-10T12:20Z 186.6K followers, 64.3K engagements "Rock bottom isnt permanent but quitting makes it final. Stay in the fight life can flip fast" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021418915319120283) 2026-02-11T03:00Z 186.6K followers, 45.4K engagements "2 in one year is less of a coincidence. What really happened" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022239321756168361) 2026-02-13T09:20Z 186.6K followers, 94.8K engagements "Arteta knows the exact time to handover the trophy to his master Pep. There will be gnashing of teeth by end of next week" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022321111523025146) 2026-02-13T14:45Z 186.6K followers, 20.1K engagements "A mature man takes responsibility. He keeps his word. He protects his peace. He knows the difference between ego and purpose" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017477949692211428) 2026-01-31T06:00Z 186.6K followers, 27.8K engagements "Sifuna :Mr Governor Is it seeds or seedling Governor : I am not a farmer but i think it is seeds Cherengei : If we now go to Mandera can we see Ovacado trees Governor : i think you might see Charengei: in accounting we don't deal with possibilities but facts : Governor : eeh eeh eeh I think I have two in my compound🤔. Ni mbaya Chesaaaa https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017492258270978076 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017492258270978076" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017492258270978076) 2026-01-31T06:56Z 186.6K followers, 243K engagements "Here is Mercy Masika with her mumu husband. I call him mumu because according to what the wife spewed during an interview it portrays a desperate man who had been psychologically chained. As a gospel artist she is the last person we expected to engage in such BS. She claims to be born again and a minister of the gospel yet she couldnt read her Bible and understand the role of a woman in marriage. When she said she could not understand how a man could sit and wait for her to cook for him what she literally meant was: I was married to a broke man whose bills I paid and whom I cooked for." [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018534917118845396) 2026-02-03T04:00Z 186.6K followers, 287.2K engagements "The king is dead but long live the crown. Jowiiiii Thank You Busia. https://t.co/qRLL5l53B3 Thank You Busia. https://t.co/qRLL5l53B3" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020528047074504797) 2026-02-08T16:00Z 186.6K followers, 36.9K engagements "The alarm siren has been officially switched on for punters nationwide. Muhindi mweusi owner of a famous betting site and a first-time Member of Parliament has been badly exposed ALLEGEDLY engaging in some next-level diagonal engineering where the output source is generously lubricated to allow smooth and uninterrupted electricity flow. Haki ya mungu hii ni mambo kanii Pale Instagram son of Adam by the username Moh-e-Ngai has emerged breathing fire and panic claiming his life is in danger after parting ways with his longtime lover. According to him this lover is not just influential the man" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021071631796535492) 2026-02-10T04:00Z 186.6K followers, 76.8K engagements "Gov Susan Kihika has fired the County Chief Officer for ICT Charles Koech for attending a Kalenjin leaders meeting chaired by Sen Aaron Cheruiyot in Solai. Infor has that THREE MORE senior county officials from Kalenjin community to be fired while other senior officials who attended a Gusii night meeting in Nakuru last night planning how to welcome Matiangi are also reportedly under scrutiny. Kihika has accepted her fate that she's a WANTAM governor like her predecessors. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021286851131129897 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021286851131129897" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021286851131129897) 2026-02-10T18:15Z 186.6K followers, 120.7K engagements "Mambo imechemka The eyes are gateway to your mind and heart. Bro is trembling but he looks honest. Smear campaigns are fueled by obsession truth usually isnt. Let Obare & the alleged Wazuri mkuu wa Dogo Kundu release the video Now cash on offer Otherwise sisi kama walala hoii we are here waiting not to have maoni bcoz us we just observe from a distance.👀 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021564483101987199 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021564483101987199" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021564483101987199) 2026-02-11T12:38Z 186.6K followers, 76.9K engagements "The contest is now between ODM Handshake and ODM Moto Pamba. Same house different volume settings: one on museum mode the other on earthquake mode. Ruto is trying hard to swallow the whole Orange but I doubt he'll will get anything more than these👇🏽" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021603884226220127) 2026-02-11T15:15Z 186.6K followers, 11.4K engagements "There is some certain level of pride you get when nobody believes in you when people doubt mock or walk away and you still win. That win builds something deeper than celebration it builds character. Because you didnt just beat the obstacle. You beat the loneliness the pressure the self-doubt. But heres the real flex omwami; Stay humble when you rise. Winning against everyone feels powerful. Winning without becoming bitter Thats elite" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022143707684762019) 2026-02-13T03:00Z 186.6K followers, 48.7K engagements "There is no difference between a thief and Arsenalthey both wait for others in corners. Unfortunately they always get caught up & end up being beaten like burukenge as the 40th attempt approaches. Chesaa" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022260712866033700) 2026-02-13T10:45Z 186.6K followers, 15.4K engagements "That Russian man Yaytseslav is very lucky he didn't meet our Akothee she would have married him on the spot" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022555043036008905) 2026-02-14T06:14Z 186.6K followers, 53.2K engagements "Nwoko my guy the rugged senator who knows how to deal with mwembe tayari. Let me tell you Omwami over there in the land of fufu & hot pepe soup theres a full-blown Telenovela brewing. Nollywoods very own yellow yellow damsel Regina Daniels is about to learn that life doesnt give discount on karma. After showing her age mates fellow walala hoiis the middle finger in the dating scene madam decided to marry a prehistoric fossil called Ned Nwoko. A lawyer senator billionaire and senior citizen who has been tasting Sayuni's WiFi signal since [----]. Another day for the walala hoiis to see with their" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1987486467027873820) 2025-11-09T11:44Z 186.3K followers, 68K engagements "You have to give to the mulembe nation hawana hata huruma na orphan. Yani mluhya ni mtu anapewa mattress blanketi gunia Moja ya Mchele na pesa juu na bado anakunyima kura. Seth Panyako is definitely wiping the floor with the Musikiti PA" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1994068206009393543) 2025-11-27T15:38Z 186.4K followers, 30.7K engagements "Last night someone allegedly spent over one million bob on drinks at Alcapone. He paid in cash walking in with a bag full of money just to drink. This is how illegal money is made to look legal. You see any club that came up post-COVID is a money laundering den" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2003894198215586159) 2025-12-24T18:23Z 186.5K followers, 216.6K engagements "The friction between Susan Kihika and Yamune leaders in Rift-valley will work against her. She was guaranteed a distant third place in the upcoming elections but as things stand she will be competing with rejected votes. It is unwise for her to fight everyone especially now that the vote basket in Nakuru is leaking she'll see Dust Susan badly needs Kalenjin votes as a block. She needs to understand that if she is vying on UDA whoever Gachagua/Uhuru fronts will scoop a junk of Kikuyu vote basket. If Matiangi remains in the United opposition it means the Kisiis who make 60% of Nakuru West will" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018610913553928629) 2026-02-03T09:02Z 186.3K followers, 72.8K engagements "This country is a Netflix series with no script editor. Pale Mombasa daughter of Agrippina who has ventured into the value addition business of the sacred fruits of maffffrrrmbanya was left seeing with her mouth wide open staring at the ceiling like a Morocco lizard after being taken through games of urban areas. Apparently son of Adam placed an order on the famous call-girls app claiming he just wanted to hear good with a massage & extra. Daughter of Agrippina showed up fully loaded with a catapult-grade lingerie a.k.a kata kundu cowboy hat & confidence at 100% ready to conduct a PhD-level" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018641986593398920) 2026-02-03T11:05Z 186.3K followers, 49.7K engagements "A story is told of the incomplete building of Yaya Towers (The West Wing) just around Yaya Centre. A skeletal hulk of abandoned concrete and rusted rebar that has haunted Nairobi's skyline for over three decades now. Since around [----] this unfinished tower has stood frozen in time. The saga begins in the 1980s when Kenya's political heavyweight Nicholas Biwott nicknamed the "Total Man" for his iron grip on power under President Daniel arap Moi joined forces with Israeli businessman Gad Zeevi to form HZ Group. Zeevi was a major player in Israeli-Kenyan business circles controlling a 75% stake" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018897303453737366) 2026-02-04T04:00Z 186.5K followers, 81.8K engagements "This man rose to fame thanks to Robert Alai because of a talent nobody asked for and nobody can explain throwing ugali into the air and catching it with the aggression of Majembe the boxer. The internet couldnt look away. Just like that Ugali Man was born. He landed a deal worth [--] million with Odibet because of course if you can gamble with gravity you can gamble with odds. Then in a masterclass of audacity the legend launched a Facebook page called FITNESS TIPS BY UGALI MAN. Fitness where Tips for who By which definition of fitness Because nothing on that page has ever been in the same room" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019623599737335926) 2026-02-06T04:06Z 186.4K followers, 192.8K engagements "Maina Kageni is not just wise that man is a walking disclaimer. If you ever hear a grown man insulting Maina for his life's choices just know that's a mumu man who has done nothing with his life. Maina has traveled the world & has seen things. He has heard confessions that would make a therapist resign and start farming. So when he chooses to be singular let him be hes not guessing. Hes reporting live from the battlefield. In fact the greatest lesson any man can ever learn from Maina is very simple: If you want peace happiness glowing skin and to keep your blood pressure average avoid that" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019709017149313122) 2026-02-06T09:45Z 186.5K followers, 146.8K engagements "This is MaiMahiu Hospital. When Lee Kinyanjui left office 90% of the construction was complete. The hospital was built between [----] and [----] before he left. Kihika said the reason why she hasn't done any development in Nakuru is because she was completing the stalled projects. My question is why hasn't it been completed after [--] years of the current government What projects is Governor Susan claiming to have completed Hii ni mikora https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019733806370914486 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019733806370914486" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019733806370914486) 2026-02-06T11:23Z 186.3K followers, 139.7K engagements "King of reels is back. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos of the New Singapore.🥲😂😂😂 https://t.co/b2CeIj9ZLs https://t.co/b2CeIj9ZLs" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020034087411470751) 2026-02-07T07:17Z 186.3K followers, 15.8K engagements "Mano Denzel Wuod Luo was a university student who was forcibly taken from his hostel and later killed. His alleged offence was appearing in a video in which Gen Z demonstrators marched to Parliament to oppose the passage of a punitive Finance Bill. In that footage he was unarmed holding only a mobile phone and had wrapped the Kenyan flag over his mouth. These symbolic acts of protest were effectively the charges for which his life was extinguished. The state did not need repression to govern. What was required for Kenya Kwanza govt is the faithful implementation of the promises made to the" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020176782385659914) 2026-02-07T16:44Z 186.3K followers, 43.3K engagements "Meet Bishop John CW TikToks hottest export from the pulpit to the political algorithm. One minute hes casting out demons the next minute hes casting stones at the govt like a holy political analyst. Scriptures in one hand corruption expos in the other. Multitasking at the point of anointing Our bishop has now resigned from the pulpit to answer a higher calling Politics. From Amen to Tumetenga Tumepanga in record time. Even Moses needed [--] years in the wilderness this one needed a TikTok account and good lighting. Our boy has ambition on steroids. The zeal is there the fire is burning but the" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020226345385505069) 2026-02-07T20:01Z 186.4K followers, 39.6K engagements "Wapige ancestor lucozade ingine warm juu hapa mbele si kuzuri. He will be forced to now brand Women wandawea with ODM logo & surrender it to the lactose tolerance quack doctor from Mogadishu Oketch Salad to dispatch across the country. Ni mbaya Chesaa" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020512946766405673) 2026-02-08T15:00Z 186.3K followers, 45.2K engagements "It's women like you whom our forefathers used to circumcise. Service to humanity in Pumwani Majengosupporting the sick and the vulnerable with dignity and care. https://t.co/CzlavFz1Yu Service to humanity in Pumwani Majengosupporting the sick and the vulnerable with dignity and care. https://t.co/CzlavFz1Yu" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020563277906923723) 2026-02-08T18:20Z 186.3K followers, 70.8K engagements "Getting rich isnt about luck. Its about discipline patience and sacrifice that most men arent willing to live with" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021056537817383249) 2026-02-10T03:00Z 186.3K followers, 37.9K engagements "Mpaka mhesh akaitwa "gurl" Nie maaa🥲" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021311596572598749) 2026-02-10T19:53Z 186.3K followers, 74K engagements "RT @georgediano: @bakhita_esther It's evident that's why Raila is not with us today" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021659634453684652) 2026-02-11T18:56Z 186.5K followers, [---] engagements "RT @georgediano: @Asamoh_ You are very right it's evident omwami that's why Raila survived one handshake but didn't see the light on th" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021682142321807376) 2026-02-11T20:25Z 186.4K followers, [---] engagements "RT @Railajunior: The finest steel must go through the hottest fire" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021699472577716536) 2026-02-11T21:34Z 186.5K followers, [----] engagements "RT @HEBabuOwino: Tupatane Kitengela" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022200185880023415) 2026-02-13T06:44Z 186.5K followers, [----] engagements "That legend from Russia ameleta msukosuko kwenye ndoa. Beacon inaokotewa huko Moscow diameter ikiwa mbaya saidii. Haki ya mungu hii ni mambo kanii.🥲" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022279587477209298) 2026-02-13T12:00Z 186.5K followers, 29.8K engagements "There was drama at the just concluded World Athletic Championship in Tokyo after a man wearing weave armed with a makagare participated in women's [---] metres hit. The womens athletics team had to pull the plug on the tournament; boycott lawsuits and a demand to erase Valentina Petrillos results. The boycott left the Organizers sweating bullets because the ladies had refused to run jump or even jog on the spot. Their argument was Simple. They say they signed up to compete with women not with someone who shows up with a pair of imported Fujian apples up top and a full-size makagare swinging" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1969733356461203642) 2025-09-21T12:00Z 186.6K followers, 87.8K engagements "http://x.com/i/article/2012472596068012032 http://x.com/i/article/2012472596068012032" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2012473846075429094) 2026-01-17T10:35Z 186.6K followers, 20.1K engagements "This is actually very Shocking this means it is not government money and it is not owned by the people of Kenya. What does this imply Private entities control the fund yet it may be used to finance public infrastructure. The government may still provide guarantees meaning taxpayers could carry the risk while profits remain private. This raises critical questions: Who owns this fund What guarantees has the Treasury committed on behalf of Kenyans What happens if projects fail or revenues fall short Why was this not clearly disclosed from the start Infrastructure development is important but" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020752021444313231) 2026-02-09T06:50Z 186.6K followers, 26.5K engagements "RT @thombrider254: This tweet has a lot of sense 💯" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022422545807626740) 2026-02-13T21:28Z 186.6K followers, [--] engagements "Another Comrade Down: Missionary Journey Gone Wrong We have lost another brave comrade in the line of duty. Omwami Kavengo a university lecturer has officially logged out while transmitting high voltage electricity along Kilgoris Lane. According to reports he collapsed in the act of serving humanity in the most horizontal way possible. Apparently our brother took a whole energy drink ready to show this female student KDF level bedroom tactics. His goal was to cum kumbe the mission was to go straight to Sayuni. The young lady who doubles as the owner of the power grid said Omwami had promised" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1949396291949138347) 2025-07-27T09:07Z 186.6K followers, 411.3K engagements "We will mourn Raila Odinga like we never had any differences with him. We will mourn him not because he was always good to us but because the democracy we enjoy today stands on his shoulders. He bears the scars and he deserves the credit.🕊" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1978389131521622358) 2025-10-15T09:15Z 186.6K followers, 917.7K engagements "A yellow yellow damsel from Murimaa showed up at a public event rocking a mofuto with no wandawea inside exposing the full coordinates of her Silicon Valley. I now understand why our Luo brothers despite the cold political war have set up permanent camps in Murimaa ready to harvest love and the sacred fruits of fulumbanya. Those Murimaa babes must be smuggling some secret sweet charm down there along Kilgoris Lane that sacred cave stays forever moisturized like its sponsored by Nivea. Honestly people with besha farifari are hearing good out here. Some men should be paying taxes twice that" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1984567879522529761) 2025-11-01T10:27Z 186.6K followers, 436.6K engagements "Uhuru Kenyatta demonstrated his trademark political finesse in dealing with Junet Mohamed. Quietly decisively and without theatrics. Junet did not face a public confrontation he simply received a letter. The implications however are far-reaching. He now stands on the brink of losing the parliamentary position he currently holds. The next move appears procedural but is deeply political Azimio will formally write a letter to Speaker Wetangula to effect Junets removal. In a parallel maneuver Uhuru executed another calculated masterstroke. For the disparate opposition factions to present" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019018100235210765) 2026-02-04T12:00Z 186.6K followers, 237.2K engagements "Kalumas Russian Roulette: The Night of Manyungulus Mayhem. It was on November 3rd in the frosty corridors of St. Petersburg Russia when Hon. Kaluma tragically lost his manyungulus virginity in an international scandal that would later be nicknamed Operation Nyashnikov. The United Nations had graciously invited Kenyan delegates to attend the Annual UNCAC Conference. But Kaluma fueled by wanderlust and suspicious levels of testosterone decided to bribe his way onto the list; not to contribute to anti-corruption discussions but to fulfill his dream of becoming an indigenous tourist from Homabay" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1935578710624583851) 2025-06-19T06:01Z 186.6K followers, 266.4K engagements "This lady's story will make you cut onions. She has a degree in Industrial chemistry she has also tried software engineering. She is brave enough to speak. She's smart she has pushed herself. You can see pain in her eyes. Let's change her life her No. is [----] 272832" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2017602536203514351) 2026-01-31T14:15Z 186.6K followers, 219.9K engagements "In Muranga there is a program called the Muranga Youth Service. Yesterday there was a recruitment exercise across the whole of Muranga. This program takes [--] youths per ward and so far they have taken more than [----] youths. The youths are selected through balloting if you pick yes you get a chance. No educational qualifications are required. If you are selected you work in cleaning the towns in Muranga for two months and you are paid Ksh [---] per day. You receive Ksh [---] while Ksh [---] is sent to your parent. After finishing the cleaning work you are taken to a polytechnic to study a course of" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2018010585888145599) 2026-02-01T17:16Z 186.6K followers, 384.1K engagements "Ladies if you spot this man anywhere RUN LIKE YOU'VE SEEN KANJO APPROACHING WHILE URINATING IN PUBLIC. Otherwise If you dont youll soon be left seeing with your mouth. Meet the Notorious Mikora the only man in Kenya who allegedly built his own police station the self-declared General Collins Leitich alias Chepkulei. A businessman by day & State House ghost worker by night. According to him he works at State House advises H.E. William Ruto personally guards presidential property and is generally more untouchable than corruption itself. Sources (a.k.a. victims with PTSD) allege the man is a" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019098689927565537) 2026-02-04T17:20Z 186.6K followers, 164.7K engagements "Nairobi Women Rep seat has become tighter than Gaithos wandawea. But all indicators are pointing at either Crystal Asige or Maverick Aoko. Both daughters of the lake are my Gs. Hapa kuna maneno but we shall cross that bridge when we get there" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020163371874562420) 2026-02-07T15:50Z 186.6K followers, 183.1K engagements "What you see in Busia is an organic ODM crowd with little to no orange branded merchandise. The opposition wing of ODM leaders led by Edwin Sifuna Babu Owino Siaya Governor James Orengo Saboti MP Caleb Amisi and Vihiga Senator Godfrey Osotsi among others represents the real ODM. Ruto has co-opted a semi-literate wing of ODM that is now largely driven by opportunism rather than principle. Now wait & See Oketch Salad orphans with their pedestrian thinking trying to discredit the founding members of ODM. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020480897867215084" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020480897867215084) 2026-02-08T12:52Z 186.6K followers, 147.4K engagements "The DRC Cabinet is no longer just a Council of Ministers its now a Power Generation Plant. According to Talk of Nations President Flix Tshisekedi is allegedly under pressure after rumors emerged that he supplied high-voltage electricity to a cabinet minister electricity so powerful it allegedly resulted in a nine-month power storage project now pikiin is on the way. Sources claim the Foreign Affairs Minister Thrse Kayikwamba Wagner reportedly received direct current without protective gears from the Commander-in-Chief himself bypassing KPLC SNEL and all procurement laws. This was not" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020729043671232807) 2026-02-09T05:18Z 186.6K followers, 96K engagements "Does this gimmick attract female buyers too Marketing strategy is unpleasant. No serious person would get involved. Hizi shamba zote lazima zikuwe na kesi. Hizi plot maguta maguta Lazima ziko huko Mkundu kwa Rueben ama Dogo Kundu Mombasa. These Okuyo brokers must be stopped" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020816847742947464) 2026-02-09T11:07Z 186.6K followers, 89.5K engagements "Comrades at UoN are currently seeing with their mouths wide open & tongues hanging like broken Wi-Fi after a certain Rebecca made a surprise cameo in the TV47 expos that allegedly unpacked Prophet Owuors miracle factory. According to the pulpit bandit and his Holy Repentance Cinematic Universe Rebecca Mose [--] was born HIV-positive and was allegedly healed through prayers sealed stamped and delivered via email testimony sent by her pastor. Yes comrades you've heard me right. Miracles are now officially paperless. No laying of hands just press Send Delivered and shout Amen. Now heres where" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020895467043958826) 2026-02-09T16:20Z 186.6K followers, 162K engagements "Pale kwa Jirani msani wa serkali Mzee mzima Simba a.k.a Diamond has come out sobbing like a broken sayona woofer accusing Peter of P-Square of supplying high-voltage electricity to his then-wife Zari while they were still dating. According to Diamond he innocently travelled with Zari to Nigeria to meet the P-Square brothers for a music collabo. Little did he know that while he was planning a musical collaboration his wife would later be involved in a physical one. As Diamond was busy in the studio recording a song titled Kidogo with the twin brothers Peter was busy taking advanced" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020920633048301852) 2026-02-09T18:00Z 186.6K followers, 197.6K engagements "Auctioned by a friend: The story of Rufus is a classic case of kikulacho ki nguoni mwako. A few years back Rufus lorry was involved in an accident which resulted in the death of an old man The matter was reported to the police and the courts found the driver guilty of the offence. Rufus and family thought the matter was settled. Fast forward Rufus friend Kamoni had travelled to Congo in such of gold but found trouble. He struggled in Congo but decided it was not worth it and came back to Kenya. Upon arrival Kamoni ran into the arms of his long time Rufus and asked for his help. Rufus held his" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021094134673506507) 2026-02-10T05:29Z 186.6K followers, 114.4K engagements "These are the six servants of god whom the "maitiest" man of god relieved from their viral burden of carrying malaria kubwa & deleted all the viral traces from their HIV folders. Remember Aids is not spiritual that thing is 95% sexual. That bearded lad from Usenge can do wonders Anyway It's said the pulpit bandit supplies high voltage electricity to these women hapana macheso. Chesaa" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021116929679950000) 2026-02-10T07:00Z 186.6K followers, 51.2K engagements "What has become of men nowadays To imagine the heinous acts that this crazy animal committed against 9-year-old Shantel Waruguru Kagema before defiling her dismembering her and dumping her lifeless body in a pit latrine is truly heart-wrenching. Instead of Us men protecting our little ones and providing them with a safe haven in society we've turned against them. These horrible acts of defiling young girls are becoming far too common especially when we are still healing from the Baby Tamara case. The government should introduce the death penalty by hanging for such criminals. My heart goes" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021440852615168321) 2026-02-11T04:27Z 186.6K followers, 55.1K engagements "Bishops in prophet Owour's church believe that he is the real God so they always do bow down to him whenever he is speaking to them. He never pays them salaries but instead he gives them houses cars such as expensive V8s food and even help them in paying fees for their children. By doing that Owour makes them depend on him fully hence they can never betray him or reveal the secrets of the church. That bearded conman is worse that Mackenzie of Shakahola" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021490638139818473) 2026-02-11T07:45Z 186.6K followers, 158.9K engagements "PEOPLE'S SECRETARY GENERAL. Mbele Iko SAWA Omwami" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021593304849145967) 2026-02-11T14:32Z 186.6K followers, 64.2K engagements "Sifuna is one of the few leaders with brains in Kenya. Replacing an intellectual mind with comedy is in itself enough comedy. Anyone who thinks Jalango can defeat Sifuna in a ballot is a halfwit" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021640529314734559) 2026-02-11T17:40Z 186.6K followers, 45.7K engagements "@bakhita_esther It's evident that's why Raila is not with us today" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021650916706070610) 2026-02-11T18:21Z 186.6K followers, 46.8K engagements "A family is looking for their son who has been missing since December. He was last seen in Riruta Dagoretti South. Kindly share this message and help the family locate him" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021656732573782522) 2026-02-11T18:45Z 186.6K followers, 21.5K engagements "@Asamoh_ You are very right it's evident omwami that's why Raila survived one handshake but didn't see the light on the other" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021661359579312167) 2026-02-11T19:03Z 186.6K followers, 31K engagements "JUST IN: ODM Party leader William Ruto invites Siaya County MCA to State House on Wednesday next week" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021679000096051537) 2026-02-11T20:13Z 186.6K followers, 64.4K engagements "When he left for the AUC campaign Raila Odinga left ODM under the stewardship of his best friend Anyang Nyongo. I now fully understand why Raila couldn't trust his brother with the instruments of power within the party. History has proved him right Oburu Odinga is a mosquito" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021796408630591525) 2026-02-12T04:00Z 186.6K followers, 121.3K engagements ""RAILA Odinga won but his victory was stolen by William Ruto as Uhuru Kenyatta watched" Oburu Odinga. So they blame the watchman instead of the thief. Oburu is suffering from Stockholm syndrome where the captive starts to love the captor" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021834153302352325) 2026-02-12T06:30Z 186.6K followers, 31.5K engagements "They kill you kill your legacy & pay affordable bloggers to insult your wife & daughter. All this is orchestrated by the very same people you helped build their political careers. To make matters worse it's your own blood brother who's overseeing all these atrocities. RIP Jako" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021887000358326320) 2026-02-12T10:00Z 186.6K followers, 58.3K engagements "ODM MPs over time 2007- 99MPs 2013- [--] MPs 2017- 62MPs 2022- 59MPs In Kisii Eastern & Central regions ODM and UDA will get ZERO representations. In Western the Broadbased cartels will not manage more than [--] seats. I thought Sudi & Faruk Kiberiti stopped advising Ruto" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021939295179743409) 2026-02-12T13:27Z 186.6K followers, 16.3K engagements "RT @edwinsifuna: My full statement" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021948817915146535) 2026-02-12T14:05Z 186.6K followers, [----] engagements "On his Facebook page Dennis Itumbi has hinted at extending the presidential term limit to [--] years. This comes a day after the Zimbabwean Parliament successfully passed a bill that will see the presidential term increase from [--] to [--] years. If they dare so [----] protest will look like a Christmas party. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021977598092366189 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021977598092366189" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021977598092366189) 2026-02-12T16:00Z 186.6K followers, 121.2K engagements "Our mouthy professor with a cricket voice will soon see with his mouth. I've seen Mt Kenya leaders in govt coming out gun blazing defending Kindikis seat after ODM said they want nothing short of Dp position. Btw broadbased negotiations were done without his knowledge bcoz he's a mumu man. Kindiki is expecting Wamuthende Wamumbi Betty maina Wamuchomba Kawanjiku or Ichugwa to talk any Ill against Oburu odinga or ODM They can't coz Ruto is like their demigod they fear him more than they fear satan. Chiriku atulie apangwe sawa sawa. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022015976166830210" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022015976166830210) 2026-02-12T18:32Z 186.6K followers, 79.8K engagements "Kindly Share the Family is in distress" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022030445559316833) 2026-02-12T19:30Z 186.6K followers, 16.9K engagements "This is the meeting Joho Went for in South Africa. He went on the eve of the fake meeting. Joho calls this a high level meeting when all we are seeing is Gaucho and Omosh One Hour of South Africa. Joho was running away from a fake meeting organized by Oburu the ancestor and Junet the ODM Sales Agent. Joho is beyond that Obukondi meeting. He's going to form a coastal party by the end of this year. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022164750080066041 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022164750080066041" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022164750080066041) 2026-02-13T04:23Z 186.6K followers, 118.1K engagements "Weak mean are working hard to buy gifts for their jobless women today. A woman who is being eaten for free by men with Unkept hair & nothing to show off. She even thinks she's poor because she decided to have a broke guy instead of a rich one. Valentine's is for Mumu men" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022196540312596855) 2026-02-13T06:30Z 186.6K followers, 33.3K engagements "This was SAKAJA first day in office after swearing at KICC he came out like King of England dancing to Si uchawi ni Maombi pambio from mumus who were waiting for handouts down there. 3yrs in office he has nothing to show as development. Fortunately Babu will fix his mess" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022219195480711310) 2026-02-13T08:00Z 186.6K followers, 159.2K engagements "Without an iota of blackouts by professional horizontal engineers. Jambo very much.😌 EVERYTIME someone says supplying electricity I kent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 EVERYTIME someone says supplying electricity I kent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022407945099841628) 2026-02-13T20:30Z 186.6K followers, 36.1K engagements "Majority of those women were married some even wearing wedding rings. You meet a stranger in the afternoon & by evening you're at his Airbnb having Raw sex. All those women are prostitute & we will identify them as such. Based on your reasoning I'm 💯 sure you would have fucked him if you met him too" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022556493661290764) 2026-02-14T06:20Z 186.6K followers, 50.3K engagements "Our boy supplied electricity at only ksh. [----]. He also said some didn't even ask for money he received a complementary EPRA licence to supply high voltage electricity to daughters of Agrippina. But since you're a mumu man you'll spend over [--] million for a ruraco.🤡" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022562697347264663) 2026-02-14T06:44Z 186.6K followers, 24.1K engagements "Not taxing people earning KSh [-----] Thats not a relief. Its deception. The government first created the problem by loading payslips with endless deductions then turns around pretending to fix it. In [----] a worker earning KSh [-----] took home about KSh [-----]. Today the same worker takes home KSh [-----]. Even after the so-called no tax promise the take-home would rise only to KSh [-----] still lower than what the same worker earned in 2022.That is not progress that is not relief. That is economic manipulation Restore dignity to people's payslips. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019642208228372813" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2019642208228372813) 2026-02-06T05:20Z 186.6K followers, 105.3K engagements "Theres a lady on Facebook who swore she crossed paths with Omar Lali at a beach in Watamu yesterday. According to her legendary post they locked eyes for exactly [---] seconds then she took off like Usain Bolt running from debt collectors. Because apparently it said eye contact with this man is a life-threatening activity. Rumour has it once you lock eyes with him your brain shuts down your heart starts buffering and your Mpesa PIN begins to leak on its own. The man is allegedly a walking magnet attracting women the way fresh fish attracts flies. Word on the street says he uses advanced charm" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2020055892440371311) 2026-02-07T08:43Z 186.6K followers, 167.6K engagements "There are growing whispers within political circles that Ndindi Nyoro is being positioned to contest the Nairobi gubernatorial seat on a DCP ticket. The prospect has reportedly been well received by sections of the corporate world and the wider business community in Nairobi many of whom have expressed a willingness to back his candidacy. Should this materialize the Nairobi gubernatorial race is likely to become fiercely competitive setting the stage for a high-stakes contest between Ndindi Nyoro and Babu Owino one that could significantly reshape the citys political landscape. Hapa sasa sisi" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021143349814505565) 2026-02-10T08:45Z 186.6K followers, 198K engagements "Baby Grace baby Tamara and Shantel didn't deserve to die. Our girls deserve dignity and safety. #StopTheKillingOurGirls #EndGbv" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2021620242443571223) 2026-02-11T16:20Z 186.6K followers, 19.1K engagements "The easiest way to stay poor is to spend like youve already made it" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022015345649750106) 2026-02-12T18:30Z 186.6K followers, 40.8K engagements "Here comes Legendary Engonga [---] from Moscow Russia. This comrade didnt just land in Africa he arrived like a fully funded rural electrification project. He supplied electricity from Kenya all the way to Ghana without an iota of blackouts. On his Kenyan tour our boy wasnt looking for wildlife at the Maasai Mara. Ooliskia wapi He was conducting independent power producers meetings in malls and shopping centres. The man was window-shopping for mafuurmbanya like it was Black Friday. No talking stage No baby Im hungry No send fare No my shosh just died. Just straight to business like a government" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022340182385557666) 2026-02-13T16:00Z 186.6K followers, 303.9K engagements "Why arrest the Russian guy for exposing how most modern women operate. There is no crime for willing buyer willing seller. They deserve it and I wish he continued exposing them so that men can learn the true nature of most women. Only a FOOL will pay dowry in this age and Era" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022381095594131678) 2026-02-13T18:43Z 186.6K followers, 719.5K engagements "Shes the only lady who looked at the Mikoras EPRA investment opportunity and said No thank you. BUT y'all saw the car she was driving That wasnt a Demio struggling with gearbox issues. Neither was it a Nissan Juke coughing at climbing lanes. Madam was gliding in a Jaguar like she owns plot maguta maguta in kamulu. She also had the Latest iPhone [--] Pro Max with her. Ladies lets be honest having your own money saves you from unnecessary motivational speeches & illegal electricity connectivity from men who speak in Russian & other foreign languages like Luo. Financial independence is the real" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2022611039519457305) 2026-02-14T09:57Z 186.6K followers, 33K engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
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Raila Odinga, a prominent Kenyan politician, has passed away, and his burial has sparked significant attention, with many leaders and citizens paying their respects. Former President Uhuru Kenyatta and President William Ruto were among those who attended the burial, but their interactions and the events surrounding the ceremony have garnered notable interest. The passing of Raila Odinga has also led to speculation about the future of Kenyan politics and potential shifts in power dynamics.
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"Uhuru did not go to every county to distribute Kazi Mtaani money. He also did not go to every county to personally give pesa ya wazee to each elderly person. Kibaki did not go to every county to hand out free education. They trusted the process trusted Kenyans and the money reached every village. Even maziwa ya Moi reached every village without Moi going to every county to launch it. But Ruto is the only person who does not trust anyone. He is doing politics with a very small amount of money only 22k. He is wasting too much money organizing events when all he needed to do was launch the Nyota"
X Link 2026-02-07T04:58Z 186.6K followers, 102.7K engagements
"Here is Edwin Sifuna confronting police officers in parliament demanding they stop shooting at protesters during the June 25th massacre. During this time Oketch Salad alikua busy anapigia Baba hesabu za minus which is equal to Sayuni. Chesaa"
X Link 2026-02-09T08:08Z 186.6K followers, 69K engagements
"Before Oburu Odinga & his retarded sons; Oketch Salad & Jaoko convince you that Sifuna is Bad let them show you proof that indeed when things were tough they were there to help Baba during Demos. The guys who were Just watching TV as they eat like Guinea pigs suffering from Marasmus while Kina Sifuna Babu Owino and other ODM leaders were Fighting are Enjoying the Fruits called Broadbased which is an agreement that was reached after this government tortured & Killed innocent youths Women & childrens. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021958722554048766"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:45Z 186.6K followers, 59.3K engagements
"After my tweet concerning the best bank for common mwananchi I decided to visit @imbankke & I can tell you that they have the best offer for common mwananchi especially the youths. Tomorrow I'll visit @Coopbankenya to see how their services are. I'll do comparison after a month"
X Link 2024-12-18T16:22Z 186.2K followers, 14.9K engagements
"Daughter of Agrippina was caught red-handed consulting offline ChatGPT popularly know as Mwakenya during a cat exam. In an attempt to clear evidence kwa kalataas the Yakuza almost greeted the lecturer in a manner that wouldn't please the Senate. Mwakenya was about to be uninstalled forcefully and the lecturer was two seconds away from learning why comrades dont need Wi-Fi. They carry violence bundles offline ni mbaya. Chesaa https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2009218530370306465 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2009218530370306465"
X Link 2026-01-08T11:00Z 185.9K followers, 135.6K engagements
"The owner of the power grid whose Bermuda Triangle transformer was being inspected by the US based KEBS OFFICER for quality assurance has finally come out sobbing like a depressed Morocco lizard. Why Because our boy Opande allegedly supplied electricity to his grid without a valid license. Ni mbaya Chesaa The young man proceeded to drop a tear-jerking Facebook thesis declaring Your decision to cheat on me with a married man shows a lack of respect for me and for yourself. I refuse to be involved in lies dependency and choices that go against my values. This relationship ends here. Ayaaam"
X Link 2026-01-18T18:14Z 186.1K followers, 255.5K engagements
"Yesterday at around noon Jeff Koinange allegedly hit a bodaboda rider in Westlands and fled the scene. He was driving his G-Wagon which he often drives without a number plate. It is alleged that he was drunk and has refused to surrender the vehicle. The bodaboda rider is currently admitted at Kenyatta Hospital with broken legs. This entitlement among elites breaking the law without accountability must stop. The police are trying to cover-up the accident but Mimi kama mtetezi wa Walala Hoii Niko radar yake mbaya. I'll produce the OB number if he denies this claims."
X Link 2026-01-26T08:52Z 185.9K followers, 505.5K engagements
"Women lack emotional intelligence. Wamuchomba is forced to sing Tutam bcoz she couldn't stand seeing people castigating her. Now people have started asking question about Kenya Moja group led by Babu Owino & Sifuna. Never involve women especially from Murima in Coalition talks"
X Link 2026-01-26T16:56Z 185.7K followers, 47.3K engagements
"Habanos is reportedly struggling to stay afloat after suppliers declined to deliver alcohol to the club. Rather than focusing on sound business practices management appears more invested in optics deploying promoters and forex boys to simulate opulence while the fundamentals quietly collapse. Very soon you may walk into Habanos only to discover that your favorite brands are missing from the shelves. This is hardly surprising. The club has developed a reputation for ordering liquor refusing to pay and then rotating suppliers as if debts expire with time. Some suppliers remain unpaid for"
X Link 2026-01-26T18:49Z 185.6K followers, 102.7K engagements
"HEARTBREAKING 💔 Their daughter died seven years ago and left them with an autistic child. To ensure the innocent kid doesn't interfere with their daily life they decided to build a dog house for the boy. The boy has been chained there for the last [--] years. He doesn't have a mattress or blankets imagine surviving there during the rainy season. 💔 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016050151152926732 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016050151152926732"
X Link 2026-01-27T07:26Z 185.8K followers, 69K engagements
"Ive met him once but nobody really knows him. When someone lies and talks about something that didnt happen it makes me question a lot of things especially his intentions. Winnie Odinga says Oketch Salah is mentally unstable.😭😂😂😂"
X Link 2026-01-27T19:30Z 185.8K followers, 77.6K engagements
"Baba Frida is a TUTAM soloist a certified alto-tone specialist who never misses a note when it comes to singing for power. Three years ago when Kenya Kwanza MPs were flirting with the idea of scrapping term limits Baba Frida boldly declared hed vote YES so that Ruto could rule for [--] years because the country desperately needed a tough man. Fast-forward to today Baba Frida is now perfecting his vocals from a jail cell after slapping his local MCA over unpaid facilitation fees for mobilizing the ground for the president. Ironically the same tough man he wanted to rule for [--] years couldnt even"
X Link 2026-01-29T07:18Z 185.9K followers, 53.1K engagements
"Even as we sing WANTAM let's not forget the end game of those who want to capture power. Best believe those in power today will be crying also someday because power is transient no one is immune. Even Uhuru was forced to come out to defend his family from Gachagua. Chesaa"
X Link 2026-01-29T08:45Z 185.9K followers, 35.5K engagements
"@FauzKhalid @CarrefourKe Even Christianity is against alcoholism but have you ever complained when you find our brothers serving there. You can't mix religion with business kwanza mnajificha kwa dini na mambo ya kisenge. Mnapora SHA bila huruma. Cut us some slack they either serve alcohol or resign"
X Link 2026-01-29T12:22Z 185.9K followers, 23.8K engagements
"Geoffrey Mosiria was everywhere on social media chest out voice booming lecturing men about morals after those viral clips of Mzee mzima Opande doing quality control on Marion Naipeis food that faces the earth landed online. Some of us who have invested in the value addition industry where fans are clearly labeled ONLY knew exactly who that lady was. But as seasoned investors we respect insider trading rules. You dont expose the kitchen while the soup is still simmering. So we kept quiet. Professional silence. Boardroom discipline. Fast forward to today Kenyans Disiyaaaiiis did what they do"
X Link 2026-01-29T13:05Z 185.9K followers, 242.3K engagements
"It's the editing for me.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
X Link 2026-01-29T14:15Z 186.1K followers, 116.5K engagements
"May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos.🥲"
X Link 2026-01-29T19:44Z 185.6K followers, 32K engagements
"Shocking details has now emerged about Geoffrey Mosirias games of urban areas. The streets are now talking about Katibu mkuu the ultimate "obtainer" who allegedly brokered a KSh 4M extortion deal between Marion Naipei and our boy Opande. Using the Jelly Kunt as bait against Opande Mosiria pocketed a KSh 2M deposit to "control the ground" and kill the story as the American nurse sought for the balance which was to go to Kunt by today at 2pm. They even influenced a high ranking lawyer to make a video explaining why Kunt could win as much as 50M in court. That was a part of the extortion. I"
X Link 2026-01-30T05:50Z 185.8K followers, 207.1K engagements
"In less than two weeks the Nairobi Street family has lost at least [--] of its members. That's an average of one member a day. [--] of them were buried yesterday at the Lang'ata cemeteries. The rest will be interred next week after the autopsies to determine their causes of death are completed. I highly suspect food poisoning. Someone must have fed them with contaminated food items. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017134196859228657 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017134196859228657"
X Link 2026-01-30T07:14Z 185.9K followers, 126.9K engagements
"Walimwengu out there who have interacted with her says madam PS has a very soft spot for Walala Hoii. But here at Kalahari Institution we take it as a rumor until proven otherwise. The Orientation team and team building hereby wishes to have her contact so that we can attest to these testimonies concerning her soft spot. Ayaaam telling you with tropikal in her disposal mhesh can really do an amazing job for the boychild. Lemme leave y'all with a Sikhendu proverb that says A clever woman does not take promises seriously given to him by a man trying to measure her diameter. Kama kawa sisi"
X Link 2026-01-30T10:14Z 185.8K followers, 48.8K engagements
"This couple has milked Nakuru county dry. This man is very dangerous together with Nakuru East Mp David Gikaria. Today Nakuru is under the hands of criminal gangs. You can't walk past [--] pm anywhere in Nakuru & it's environ. The gangs are very well funded with weapons & money"
X Link 2026-01-30T14:45Z 185.8K followers, 88.2K engagements
"The President should seriously stop this Olympic-level nonsense of eulogizing every Tom Dick and Harry. At some point he must accept that he is no longer the local politician from Kamagut he is now a national monument and a symbol of unity. What does that Old woman have to do with Kenyans. Such message of condolences should be shared on WhatsApp. Otherwise we might as well prepare a full state eulogy for our neighbor Mzee Indimuli who recently achieved a historic milestone by successfully connecting to Sayunis Wi-Fi after years of wrestling with malaria kubwa which he heroically contracted"
X Link 2026-01-30T17:20Z 185.8K followers, 41.9K engagements
"Continue believing the [--] only body count lie bcoz you're a mumu man. Whatever number she tells you always multiply by [--]. And if she has a tattoo add power [--]. Chesaa"
X Link 2026-01-30T19:42Z 186K followers, 64.7K engagements
"Agnes Kagure who's eying for Nairobi Governorship bought coffins to bury the Street boys that were found dead at the city mortuary. But she decided to brand them with her posters and calendars. This has to be the height of buffoonery it's called Kenyan politics. Chesaa"
X Link 2026-01-31T08:50Z 186K followers, 217.8K engagements
"Yesterday I was minding my own business at my humble hacienda Kinui peacefully negotiating with a cup of KC ginger then kidogo kidogo I hear nduru za kuaminika outside. I rushed to the scene only to find daughter of Agrippina shuwiing at the window like a rejected curtain fully prepared to attempt a ground-floor Olympic jump parachuteless imagine Apparently son of Adam had allegedly diverted excess electricity to one of her bestie besties. The bf was cheating on her na akapata evidence kwa kalataas. It was a case of Power distribution gone wrong. Now madam here had already packed her bags"
X Link 2026-01-31T10:17Z 185.9K followers, 139.9K engagements
"@Adele_lide The problem with you affordable bloggers is that they pay you peanut to not even afford a meal at a decent restaurants. I'm sure unadhani izo chupa ni za pombe. Eloi😭😭"
X Link 2026-01-31T10:24Z 185.8K followers, 31.7K engagements
"Let's focus on self-care gentlemen. Taking care of one's physical and mental well-being is crucial. Engage in activities that promote health like exercise and balanced eating. Prioritize rest and mental relaxation too. You're doing great and small steps lead to big changes"
X Link 2026-01-31T17:19Z 185.8K followers, 16.2K engagements
"We are Chelsea.😌"
X Link 2026-01-31T19:41Z 185.8K followers, 12.3K engagements
"You must always find a way to get things done and save yourself. Thats the code"
X Link 2026-02-01T04:00Z 185.9K followers, 53K engagements
"The kind of truth that majority dont want to hear. If you get enough idiots to twist around for your benefits do it. Raila should not be blamed. He was in political business and he had enough stock of mumus. You can continue from where he left Bonnie you have Gachagua now.🌚"
X Link 2026-02-01T07:36Z 185.8K followers, 75.7K engagements
"Oburu is exhausted. He cant sustain the rallies his brother built with sweat sacrifice and conviction. So now its delegation by bloodline and proxies. His son Jaoko the autistic tortoise Oketch Salad the undertaker and Kasmuel the keyboardist colourless messengers with one empty line: We are in broad-based government. Now it's Just optics helicopters photo-ops loyalty pledges to Ruto and exit. Thats why chokora twitter have nothing to write about. Semi illiterate mumus just write anything to praise oria. There is no policy tension no ideological fight no tangible project to defend or oppose."
X Link 2026-02-01T09:32Z 186.1K followers, 72.1K engagements
"After locking the church doors and declaring that all services are online Reverend Lucy Natasha has now announced the grand opening of a new branch in South Sudan after the Nairobi headquarters went into fasting and prayer financially. Remember how as we ushered in the new year daughter of Agrippina instructed waumini to touch their screens aggressively and prophesied that [----] would be a year of breakthrough overflow and touching millions It was touching indeed because Mama Liam even baptized our small boy with a hot silaaap for coughing during a sensitive moment of financial breakthrough"
X Link 2026-02-01T13:19Z 186.2K followers, 120.4K engagements
"I have come to realize another sign of poverty mindset is thinking marriage is an achievement"
X Link 2026-02-01T14:00Z 185.9K followers, 135.3K engagements
"Kazi bure is Still threatening to vie. Bro has been surviving on declaring interest in the presidency since [----]. Don't be like bro. Anyway we wish him well that stomach might be carrying visions and ideas for millions of singapoors"
X Link 2026-02-01T18:15Z 185.9K followers, 13.1K engagements
"You look at your payslip & you just start clicking. Sometimes dealing with KRA looks like dealing with a legal scammer. Any strategy to increase the tax bracket and tap into the informal sector is highly welcomed. Tulipe ushuru wote payslip minions tumechoka sasa buana.🤦🏽♂"
X Link 2026-02-02T07:12Z 185.8K followers, 20.3K engagements
"Ann Waiguru single-handedly killed the dreams of millions of youths. To date NYS has never recovered from the theft that was orchestrated under her watch. Despite all these atrocities the people of Kirinyaga saw it fit to entrust her with managing the countys revenue. She has literally done little to nothing to steer the county forward. In a country with a functioning system Waiguru would be spending her 12th year in jail. In [----] she is vying for a Senate seat and to show just how this country is destroyed by the very same people who complain about bad leadership the people of Kirinyaga will"
X Link 2026-02-02T07:46Z 186.2K followers, 78.4K engagements
"Lucy Wairimu a pastor and certified marriage counselor successfully proved that sermons are optional and practice is negotiable. After [--] years of marriage Lucy hit the jackpot by winning a U.S. green card. But instead of sharing the good news like most winners who announce it to relatives neighbors and unsuspecting strangers Lucy chose the path of strategic silence. Not even her husband the man she legally vowed to grow old with had the slightest clue. She planned her exit with military precision. Passport acquired Flight booked Bags packed Marriage mentally deleted. On the departure day"
X Link 2026-02-02T08:50Z 185.8K followers, 81.6K engagements
"Incase you forgot Ann Waiguru reported that a single NYS recruit used to eat one bull per day. Even Satan in Jongomeo was shouting Blood of Jesus every single minute during the grilling. This Kenya we have tolerated a lot of Bullshit"
X Link 2026-02-02T11:14Z 186.2K followers, 50.7K engagements
"ODM imebaki na wazimu tupu.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
X Link 2026-02-02T13:22Z 186K followers, 22.2K engagements
"Meet Wachira Tomcat CEO the Ruai nightlife governor spender of bottles mover of crowds. The man owned the night. Then one small mutina decided to humble him. Wachira got bitten by a rabid dog and was told the [--] days injection would cost 14K pesa taslimu. Fourteen thousand Only for his medication. Our legend looked at the bill and said Ati 14K juu ya boskoo N urimu and walked out of the hospital like a man who still had options. Last Friday Friends and relatives gathered at his farm to eat that rice that cooks one-one with osumbuko meat plus soup on the side as they escorted his coffin to the"
X Link 2026-02-02T14:30Z 185.8K followers, 58.6K engagements
"Don't get mad when people can't help you with their money they have plans too"
X Link 2026-02-02T18:57Z 186.3K followers, 54.4K engagements
"JUST FOR LAUGHS🤣🤣🤣 See the clowns paraded by Mandera governor showcasing their bumper harvest. Instead of showing us Maize plantation and the Tomato field they're holding some wild tomato fruits and two maize cobs probably transported from Nyeri Hii ni Maajabu ya Musa. Is this supposed to make Kenyans believe [----] million achieved a lot The [--] low quality cherry tomatoes that grows wildly And this is how you know that wisdom doesn't correspond with age These village cartels ostensibly paid are shamelessly lying to the public just to safeguard criminals. Btw this type of produce has been"
X Link 2026-02-03T05:25Z 185.9K followers, 73.4K engagements
"At my age I either have my woman wash my clothes and cook my only One meal a day or I do it myself as a senior Bachelor. Anything else ni upuzi. Men if you lose it here elsewhere ni machozi. Women nowadays will watch a man cook as they scroll TikTok. Upuzi mtupu"
X Link 2026-02-03T08:00Z 185.9K followers, 51.5K engagements
"The County Public Accounts Committee (CPAC) is a toothless oversight body that entrenches corruption rather than curbs it acting as a rubber stamp for county rot. In practice its a quasi-prosecutorial body without teeth. It names suspects and documents theft but relies on the EACC the DCI and the National Treasury to act. They never do. Its recommendations gather dust. CPAC investigates crimes years after the fact often interrogating reports from two or three financial years back. By the time a governor is caught the money is gone and public interest has moved on. The public grilling is"
X Link 2026-02-03T12:30Z 185.9K followers, 27.1K engagements
"Yehova Wanyonyi should descend NOW NOW na asitumane. Kenyan women have officially entered their rogue & delulu era. And first of all lets clap for Obinna 👏🏾 when it comes to mediocrity and bottom-tier shows my brother has turned it into a career path. Consistency is key. So here we are watching Daughter of Agrippina audition for High Value Woman of the Year. The confidence was loud. The standards were higher than Kenya Power bills at my favorite Aunt's Kisiagi over there in Majengo Maragoli. For a moment I thought daughter of Agrippina was old money. Then she explained her income source and"
X Link 2026-02-03T14:19Z 186K followers, 40.9K engagements
"Jack Kandere is really going through a lot. You can never find a kid from a rich family going to this extent of obesity. It's always the mido class wannabes with such careless children's upbringings. Buana hapa you need to take care of yourself as well to be able to help her"
X Link 2026-02-03T18:02Z 185.9K followers, 113.1K engagements
"I will not force my kid to support Chelsea. I will always give them freedom to choose between supporting Chelsea or leaving my house. 💙💙"
X Link 2026-02-03T18:30Z 185.9K followers, 29.8K engagements
"ODM Party owes Rigathi Gachagua an apology given that ODM leaders have become more vocal than Gachagua himself on the 'shares' and power-sharing narrative ahead of [----] elections. Edwin Sifuna"
X Link 2026-02-03T19:31Z 185.9K followers, 47.3K engagements
"Forever Blue💙💙💙💙"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:14Z 185.9K followers, 23.3K engagements
"There's a cocoon of tweeps from Ukambani. Bunch of irredeemable fools. They tried to cancel me once with their cooked up stories but as always I kept them all in their places. Don't even ask who they are they'll come out to bark with their cricket voices. Very tribal lot on X"
X Link 2026-02-04T08:00Z 186.1K followers, 44.1K engagements
"Kenya Kwanza Govt in a nutshell. IYKYK"
X Link 2026-02-04T10:00Z 186.2K followers, 13.1K engagements
"Why not reduce the tax percentage for every one to benefit Anyway [----] is near we are going to hear sweet things like free diapers free Always free scented/studded condoms 300sh gas etc. Remember when a monkey is invited by a lion to a feast he should sit next to a tree"
X Link 2026-02-04T10:54Z 186.3K followers, 22.5K engagements
"A date is a meeting between two people who wish to know more about each other not an opportunity to order food you've never ate Wanjiku"
X Link 2026-02-04T14:30Z 186K followers, 56.8K engagements
"God one that goon might have won the tender to supply high voltage electricity to the home around the bay of Mexico. Haki ya mungu sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni kabisa hapa Letu Jicho tu.👀"
X Link 2026-02-04T19:05Z 186K followers, 47.6K engagements
"Spiritual cartel has arrived in South Sudan and as you can see Daughter of Agrippina was received by president Salva Kiir. Kumbe she was serious when she said she's relocating her miracles to the mlingoti merchants. Tithe and Offering currency has now changed to USD. And in that spirit brethrens Let's keep our brother Patel in prayers he might soon be forced to go back to Punjab to venture into chevda farming as the big boys supply electricity to his missing kahasho. Ni mbaya Chesaa. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni Letu Jicho tu.👀"
X Link 2026-02-04T20:10Z 186.3K followers, 66.1K engagements
"To all men who suffer in silence God has bigger plans for you"
X Link 2026-02-05T03:00Z 186K followers, 87.8K engagements
"Those who pound yams at night loudly think the silent ones don't eat. When life favours you stop assuming others are not trying. Murugi was born in wealth. of course her attitude will be like that. Ironically If you listen to her you won't talk like this. Anyway I also wonder why some folks like Sudi are dunderheads they should just get a brain transplant it's not that hard.🤡"
X Link 2026-02-05T04:00Z 186.1K followers, 142.8K engagements
"It's funny how some few Kalenjin Mumus are claiming that Nakuru belongs to their forefathers. This tribal politics that our leaders are trying to sell will backfire.They want us to sideline Okuyos yet we are quenching thirst with their yellow yellow women. Just look at Shollei🤦🏽♂"
X Link 2026-02-05T05:50Z 186K followers, 29K engagements
"Hii Kenya yetu ikona mambo ayaaam telling you.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
X Link 2026-02-05T08:30Z 186.2K followers, 156.8K engagements
"Ruhman a Nyali-based content creator had cracked the internets algorithm and womens hearts at the same time. For weeks the yellow yellow damsel from Mogadishu had been conducting online seminars on Why Are You Broke and Lazy. According to her poverty was a mindset and the cure was simply to work hard preferably while boarding first-class flights. One minute she was at a high-end resort in Diani the next she was window shopping in Dubai like it was Toi Market and when Nyali boredom hit Maldives was just a casual escape plan. Soft life was being lived aggressively. Women were inspired. Men were"
X Link 2026-02-05T13:43Z 186.2K followers, 23K engagements
"http://x.com/i/article/2019498464388829185 http://x.com/i/article/2019498464388829185"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:56Z 186.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Another Omosh one hour in a nice suit"
X Link 2026-02-06T07:53Z 186.1K followers, 49.6K engagements
"If you send money to the wrong number after [--] p.m. Safaricom will not initiate a reversal citing a new policy that they cannot contact anyone past [--] p.m. Nimeshanga sana ever since that partially blind midget took over safaricom has been operating like a Kiosk"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:00Z 186.1K followers, 107.7K engagements
"Reporting live from the depot real men stick to the roots. Now with this grade [--] product from Sikhendu fresh farm a cold Mala & Obambo wet fry if I catch daughter of Agrippina beacon mnaipatia huko Runyenjes. Chesaa🌚"
X Link 2026-02-08T11:32Z 186.3K followers, 10K engagements
"@Bookten8 Ndugu yangu ulipoteza network kabisa omwami"
X Link 2026-02-08T13:50Z 186.3K followers, 11.9K engagements
"A member of team sisi kwa sisi has come out to proclaim his undying love for Geoffrey Mosiria & he's ready to supply Katibu Mkuu Wa sehemu Telezi Gatuzi la Nairobi with unlimited electricity this valentine. Sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni Letu Jicho tu.👀"
X Link 2026-02-09T14:07Z 186.2K followers, 25.1K engagements
"Men are dogs 🤦 Men are dogs 🤦"
X Link 2026-02-12T20:01Z 186.3K followers, [---] engagements
"The broke era ends when discipline replaces hope. Money grows where habits mature and standards rise. Stay locked in the universe rewards consistency"
X Link 2026-02-12T03:00Z 186.6K followers, 79.4K engagements
"While other MPs were running to the Parliament basement for safety Edwin Sifuna was outside stopping rogue officers from shooting unarmed Gen Z protesters. Dear Young Blood his Name is EDWIN SIFUNA. Never forget that"
X Link 2026-02-12T05:15Z 186.6K followers, 52.7K engagements
"Comparing Edwin Sifuna to Ababu Namwamba reflects a fundamental misreading of political scale context & timing. Ababu served as the Member of Parliament for Budalangi then a relatively small rural constituency with fewer than 30k voters. Sifuna by contrast is the Senator for Nairobi the capital city and political nerve centre of Kenya representing an electorate of over 3M voters. The distinction is not merely numerical it is structural strategic and symbolic. Ababu exited ODM at a time when Raila Amolo Odinga was ODM in both spirit and structure. Expecting party loyalists to abandon Raila in"
X Link 2026-02-12T08:59Z 186.6K followers, 52K engagements
"Don't sponsor girlfriend through school. Don't open any business for your girlfriend. Don't send girlfriend/wife abroad. Do not invest in any woman if you have not invested in yourself. A lot of women are ungrateful. They forget kindness easily. Build your empire first loyalty follows later. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022200152052707398 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022200152052707398"
X Link 2026-02-13T06:44Z 186.6K followers, 53.7K engagements
"The guy is built for the future ukiangalia huko mbele utaona sifuna Anyang Nyongo. There's something the true founders of ODM knows about the United Opposition formation that the sales team in ODM led by Oburu aren't comfortable with"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:37Z 186.6K followers, 41.6K engagements
"Daughters of Agrippina who are investing in the clearing and forwarding business have officially gone rogue. These mikoras have turned Eastleigh into a free-range supermarket. They stroll into Warias shop in battalion formation acting like KEBS officials on a surprise inspection Tumekuja tu kuangalia matirio tukiulizia bei. Then boom While everyone is busy explaining invoices they activate Operation Bermuda Triangle. Items disappear faster than serikali promises after elections. Legs are spread with military precision goods are secured mission accomplished. These mikoras are so professional"
X Link 2026-01-31T13:00Z 186.6K followers, 106.5K engagements
"A gym trainer from Nairobis Umoja estate is currently cooling his aching bones in Sayuni after receiving a free all-inclusive open air massage with a happy ending from a KDF soldier who accused him of supplying electricity to his wife without a valid EPRA license. Alirudu akapata beacon imesongeshwa na diameter pimwa saidii. Ni mbaya The victim Alphy Migasha allegedly crossed paths with the soldier Nicholas Ireri shortly after Ireri returned from serving the nation in Somalia and discovered that while he was busy chasing Al-Shabab Migasha was busy chasing his Yakuza inside his matrimonial"
X Link 2026-02-01T11:02Z 186.6K followers, 260.3K engagements
"One day I made the difficult decision to walk away from my matrimonial home in pursuit of mental peace. I moved into an Airbnb with nothing but a profound sense of emptiness. Today marks exactly one year since that moment and I am grateful to God for how far I have come. I chose to rebuild my life from the ground up. To any man facing challenges in his matrimonial home do not be afraid to let go and begin afresh when your well-being is at stake. I now live a genuinely fulfilling life. I spend quality time with my children on weekends and occasionally visit them at school during weekdays."
X Link 2026-02-08T06:00Z 186.6K followers, 110.6K engagements
"AS A MAN IT'S NORMAL TO: - Be confused at [--] - Be broke at [--] - Start over at [--] - Be glowing at [--] - Be thriving at [--] - Be a millionaire at [--] There's no timeline for success"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:00Z 186.6K followers, 49.4K engagements
"Lakini haka kanua kangu katakuja kuni weka matatani siku Moja. Mhesh amenipea last warning na Mimi ata sikua na ubaya. I just echoed what others were reporting but with a little touch of Royco Mchuzi mix. Sisi kama walala hoii ata hatunaga ubaya na mtu wajameni. Pole basi.🥲"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:20Z 186.6K followers, 64.3K engagements
"Rock bottom isnt permanent but quitting makes it final. Stay in the fight life can flip fast"
X Link 2026-02-11T03:00Z 186.6K followers, 45.4K engagements
"2 in one year is less of a coincidence. What really happened"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:20Z 186.6K followers, 94.8K engagements
"Arteta knows the exact time to handover the trophy to his master Pep. There will be gnashing of teeth by end of next week"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:45Z 186.6K followers, 20.1K engagements
"A mature man takes responsibility. He keeps his word. He protects his peace. He knows the difference between ego and purpose"
X Link 2026-01-31T06:00Z 186.6K followers, 27.8K engagements
"Sifuna :Mr Governor Is it seeds or seedling Governor : I am not a farmer but i think it is seeds Cherengei : If we now go to Mandera can we see Ovacado trees Governor : i think you might see Charengei: in accounting we don't deal with possibilities but facts : Governor : eeh eeh eeh I think I have two in my compound🤔. Ni mbaya Chesaaaa https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017492258270978076 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017492258270978076"
X Link 2026-01-31T06:56Z 186.6K followers, 243K engagements
"Here is Mercy Masika with her mumu husband. I call him mumu because according to what the wife spewed during an interview it portrays a desperate man who had been psychologically chained. As a gospel artist she is the last person we expected to engage in such BS. She claims to be born again and a minister of the gospel yet she couldnt read her Bible and understand the role of a woman in marriage. When she said she could not understand how a man could sit and wait for her to cook for him what she literally meant was: I was married to a broke man whose bills I paid and whom I cooked for."
X Link 2026-02-03T04:00Z 186.6K followers, 287.2K engagements
"The king is dead but long live the crown. Jowiiiii Thank You Busia. https://t.co/qRLL5l53B3 Thank You Busia. https://t.co/qRLL5l53B3"
X Link 2026-02-08T16:00Z 186.6K followers, 36.9K engagements
"The alarm siren has been officially switched on for punters nationwide. Muhindi mweusi owner of a famous betting site and a first-time Member of Parliament has been badly exposed ALLEGEDLY engaging in some next-level diagonal engineering where the output source is generously lubricated to allow smooth and uninterrupted electricity flow. Haki ya mungu hii ni mambo kanii Pale Instagram son of Adam by the username Moh-e-Ngai has emerged breathing fire and panic claiming his life is in danger after parting ways with his longtime lover. According to him this lover is not just influential the man"
X Link 2026-02-10T04:00Z 186.6K followers, 76.8K engagements
"Gov Susan Kihika has fired the County Chief Officer for ICT Charles Koech for attending a Kalenjin leaders meeting chaired by Sen Aaron Cheruiyot in Solai. Infor has that THREE MORE senior county officials from Kalenjin community to be fired while other senior officials who attended a Gusii night meeting in Nakuru last night planning how to welcome Matiangi are also reportedly under scrutiny. Kihika has accepted her fate that she's a WANTAM governor like her predecessors. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021286851131129897 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021286851131129897"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:15Z 186.6K followers, 120.7K engagements
"Mambo imechemka The eyes are gateway to your mind and heart. Bro is trembling but he looks honest. Smear campaigns are fueled by obsession truth usually isnt. Let Obare & the alleged Wazuri mkuu wa Dogo Kundu release the video Now cash on offer Otherwise sisi kama walala hoii we are here waiting not to have maoni bcoz us we just observe from a distance.👀 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021564483101987199 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021564483101987199"
X Link 2026-02-11T12:38Z 186.6K followers, 76.9K engagements
"The contest is now between ODM Handshake and ODM Moto Pamba. Same house different volume settings: one on museum mode the other on earthquake mode. Ruto is trying hard to swallow the whole Orange but I doubt he'll will get anything more than these👇🏽"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:15Z 186.6K followers, 11.4K engagements
"There is some certain level of pride you get when nobody believes in you when people doubt mock or walk away and you still win. That win builds something deeper than celebration it builds character. Because you didnt just beat the obstacle. You beat the loneliness the pressure the self-doubt. But heres the real flex omwami; Stay humble when you rise. Winning against everyone feels powerful. Winning without becoming bitter Thats elite"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:00Z 186.6K followers, 48.7K engagements
"There is no difference between a thief and Arsenalthey both wait for others in corners. Unfortunately they always get caught up & end up being beaten like burukenge as the 40th attempt approaches. Chesaa"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:45Z 186.6K followers, 15.4K engagements
"That Russian man Yaytseslav is very lucky he didn't meet our Akothee she would have married him on the spot"
X Link 2026-02-14T06:14Z 186.6K followers, 53.2K engagements
"Nwoko my guy the rugged senator who knows how to deal with mwembe tayari. Let me tell you Omwami over there in the land of fufu & hot pepe soup theres a full-blown Telenovela brewing. Nollywoods very own yellow yellow damsel Regina Daniels is about to learn that life doesnt give discount on karma. After showing her age mates fellow walala hoiis the middle finger in the dating scene madam decided to marry a prehistoric fossil called Ned Nwoko. A lawyer senator billionaire and senior citizen who has been tasting Sayuni's WiFi signal since [----]. Another day for the walala hoiis to see with their"
X Link 2025-11-09T11:44Z 186.3K followers, 68K engagements
"You have to give to the mulembe nation hawana hata huruma na orphan. Yani mluhya ni mtu anapewa mattress blanketi gunia Moja ya Mchele na pesa juu na bado anakunyima kura. Seth Panyako is definitely wiping the floor with the Musikiti PA"
X Link 2025-11-27T15:38Z 186.4K followers, 30.7K engagements
"Last night someone allegedly spent over one million bob on drinks at Alcapone. He paid in cash walking in with a bag full of money just to drink. This is how illegal money is made to look legal. You see any club that came up post-COVID is a money laundering den"
X Link 2025-12-24T18:23Z 186.5K followers, 216.6K engagements
"The friction between Susan Kihika and Yamune leaders in Rift-valley will work against her. She was guaranteed a distant third place in the upcoming elections but as things stand she will be competing with rejected votes. It is unwise for her to fight everyone especially now that the vote basket in Nakuru is leaking she'll see Dust Susan badly needs Kalenjin votes as a block. She needs to understand that if she is vying on UDA whoever Gachagua/Uhuru fronts will scoop a junk of Kikuyu vote basket. If Matiangi remains in the United opposition it means the Kisiis who make 60% of Nakuru West will"
X Link 2026-02-03T09:02Z 186.3K followers, 72.8K engagements
"This country is a Netflix series with no script editor. Pale Mombasa daughter of Agrippina who has ventured into the value addition business of the sacred fruits of maffffrrrmbanya was left seeing with her mouth wide open staring at the ceiling like a Morocco lizard after being taken through games of urban areas. Apparently son of Adam placed an order on the famous call-girls app claiming he just wanted to hear good with a massage & extra. Daughter of Agrippina showed up fully loaded with a catapult-grade lingerie a.k.a kata kundu cowboy hat & confidence at 100% ready to conduct a PhD-level"
X Link 2026-02-03T11:05Z 186.3K followers, 49.7K engagements
"A story is told of the incomplete building of Yaya Towers (The West Wing) just around Yaya Centre. A skeletal hulk of abandoned concrete and rusted rebar that has haunted Nairobi's skyline for over three decades now. Since around [----] this unfinished tower has stood frozen in time. The saga begins in the 1980s when Kenya's political heavyweight Nicholas Biwott nicknamed the "Total Man" for his iron grip on power under President Daniel arap Moi joined forces with Israeli businessman Gad Zeevi to form HZ Group. Zeevi was a major player in Israeli-Kenyan business circles controlling a 75% stake"
X Link 2026-02-04T04:00Z 186.5K followers, 81.8K engagements
"This man rose to fame thanks to Robert Alai because of a talent nobody asked for and nobody can explain throwing ugali into the air and catching it with the aggression of Majembe the boxer. The internet couldnt look away. Just like that Ugali Man was born. He landed a deal worth [--] million with Odibet because of course if you can gamble with gravity you can gamble with odds. Then in a masterclass of audacity the legend launched a Facebook page called FITNESS TIPS BY UGALI MAN. Fitness where Tips for who By which definition of fitness Because nothing on that page has ever been in the same room"
X Link 2026-02-06T04:06Z 186.4K followers, 192.8K engagements
"Maina Kageni is not just wise that man is a walking disclaimer. If you ever hear a grown man insulting Maina for his life's choices just know that's a mumu man who has done nothing with his life. Maina has traveled the world & has seen things. He has heard confessions that would make a therapist resign and start farming. So when he chooses to be singular let him be hes not guessing. Hes reporting live from the battlefield. In fact the greatest lesson any man can ever learn from Maina is very simple: If you want peace happiness glowing skin and to keep your blood pressure average avoid that"
X Link 2026-02-06T09:45Z 186.5K followers, 146.8K engagements
"This is MaiMahiu Hospital. When Lee Kinyanjui left office 90% of the construction was complete. The hospital was built between [----] and [----] before he left. Kihika said the reason why she hasn't done any development in Nakuru is because she was completing the stalled projects. My question is why hasn't it been completed after [--] years of the current government What projects is Governor Susan claiming to have completed Hii ni mikora https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019733806370914486 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019733806370914486"
X Link 2026-02-06T11:23Z 186.3K followers, 139.7K engagements
"King of reels is back. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos of the New Singapore.🥲😂😂😂 https://t.co/b2CeIj9ZLs https://t.co/b2CeIj9ZLs"
X Link 2026-02-07T07:17Z 186.3K followers, 15.8K engagements
"Mano Denzel Wuod Luo was a university student who was forcibly taken from his hostel and later killed. His alleged offence was appearing in a video in which Gen Z demonstrators marched to Parliament to oppose the passage of a punitive Finance Bill. In that footage he was unarmed holding only a mobile phone and had wrapped the Kenyan flag over his mouth. These symbolic acts of protest were effectively the charges for which his life was extinguished. The state did not need repression to govern. What was required for Kenya Kwanza govt is the faithful implementation of the promises made to the"
X Link 2026-02-07T16:44Z 186.3K followers, 43.3K engagements
"Meet Bishop John CW TikToks hottest export from the pulpit to the political algorithm. One minute hes casting out demons the next minute hes casting stones at the govt like a holy political analyst. Scriptures in one hand corruption expos in the other. Multitasking at the point of anointing Our bishop has now resigned from the pulpit to answer a higher calling Politics. From Amen to Tumetenga Tumepanga in record time. Even Moses needed [--] years in the wilderness this one needed a TikTok account and good lighting. Our boy has ambition on steroids. The zeal is there the fire is burning but the"
X Link 2026-02-07T20:01Z 186.4K followers, 39.6K engagements
"Wapige ancestor lucozade ingine warm juu hapa mbele si kuzuri. He will be forced to now brand Women wandawea with ODM logo & surrender it to the lactose tolerance quack doctor from Mogadishu Oketch Salad to dispatch across the country. Ni mbaya Chesaa"
X Link 2026-02-08T15:00Z 186.3K followers, 45.2K engagements
"It's women like you whom our forefathers used to circumcise. Service to humanity in Pumwani Majengosupporting the sick and the vulnerable with dignity and care. https://t.co/CzlavFz1Yu Service to humanity in Pumwani Majengosupporting the sick and the vulnerable with dignity and care. https://t.co/CzlavFz1Yu"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:20Z 186.3K followers, 70.8K engagements
"Getting rich isnt about luck. Its about discipline patience and sacrifice that most men arent willing to live with"
X Link 2026-02-10T03:00Z 186.3K followers, 37.9K engagements
"Mpaka mhesh akaitwa "gurl" Nie maaa🥲"
X Link 2026-02-10T19:53Z 186.3K followers, 74K engagements
"RT @georgediano: @bakhita_esther It's evident that's why Raila is not with us today"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:56Z 186.5K followers, [---] engagements
"RT @georgediano: @Asamoh_ You are very right it's evident omwami that's why Raila survived one handshake but didn't see the light on th"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:25Z 186.4K followers, [---] engagements
"RT @Railajunior: The finest steel must go through the hottest fire"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:34Z 186.5K followers, [----] engagements
"RT @HEBabuOwino: Tupatane Kitengela"
X Link 2026-02-13T06:44Z 186.5K followers, [----] engagements
"That legend from Russia ameleta msukosuko kwenye ndoa. Beacon inaokotewa huko Moscow diameter ikiwa mbaya saidii. Haki ya mungu hii ni mambo kanii.🥲"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:00Z 186.5K followers, 29.8K engagements
"There was drama at the just concluded World Athletic Championship in Tokyo after a man wearing weave armed with a makagare participated in women's [---] metres hit. The womens athletics team had to pull the plug on the tournament; boycott lawsuits and a demand to erase Valentina Petrillos results. The boycott left the Organizers sweating bullets because the ladies had refused to run jump or even jog on the spot. Their argument was Simple. They say they signed up to compete with women not with someone who shows up with a pair of imported Fujian apples up top and a full-size makagare swinging"
X Link 2025-09-21T12:00Z 186.6K followers, 87.8K engagements
"http://x.com/i/article/2012472596068012032 http://x.com/i/article/2012472596068012032"
X Link 2026-01-17T10:35Z 186.6K followers, 20.1K engagements
"This is actually very Shocking this means it is not government money and it is not owned by the people of Kenya. What does this imply Private entities control the fund yet it may be used to finance public infrastructure. The government may still provide guarantees meaning taxpayers could carry the risk while profits remain private. This raises critical questions: Who owns this fund What guarantees has the Treasury committed on behalf of Kenyans What happens if projects fail or revenues fall short Why was this not clearly disclosed from the start Infrastructure development is important but"
X Link 2026-02-09T06:50Z 186.6K followers, 26.5K engagements
"RT @thombrider254: This tweet has a lot of sense 💯"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:28Z 186.6K followers, [--] engagements
"Another Comrade Down: Missionary Journey Gone Wrong We have lost another brave comrade in the line of duty. Omwami Kavengo a university lecturer has officially logged out while transmitting high voltage electricity along Kilgoris Lane. According to reports he collapsed in the act of serving humanity in the most horizontal way possible. Apparently our brother took a whole energy drink ready to show this female student KDF level bedroom tactics. His goal was to cum kumbe the mission was to go straight to Sayuni. The young lady who doubles as the owner of the power grid said Omwami had promised"
X Link 2025-07-27T09:07Z 186.6K followers, 411.3K engagements
"We will mourn Raila Odinga like we never had any differences with him. We will mourn him not because he was always good to us but because the democracy we enjoy today stands on his shoulders. He bears the scars and he deserves the credit.🕊"
X Link 2025-10-15T09:15Z 186.6K followers, 917.7K engagements
"A yellow yellow damsel from Murimaa showed up at a public event rocking a mofuto with no wandawea inside exposing the full coordinates of her Silicon Valley. I now understand why our Luo brothers despite the cold political war have set up permanent camps in Murimaa ready to harvest love and the sacred fruits of fulumbanya. Those Murimaa babes must be smuggling some secret sweet charm down there along Kilgoris Lane that sacred cave stays forever moisturized like its sponsored by Nivea. Honestly people with besha farifari are hearing good out here. Some men should be paying taxes twice that"
X Link 2025-11-01T10:27Z 186.6K followers, 436.6K engagements
"Uhuru Kenyatta demonstrated his trademark political finesse in dealing with Junet Mohamed. Quietly decisively and without theatrics. Junet did not face a public confrontation he simply received a letter. The implications however are far-reaching. He now stands on the brink of losing the parliamentary position he currently holds. The next move appears procedural but is deeply political Azimio will formally write a letter to Speaker Wetangula to effect Junets removal. In a parallel maneuver Uhuru executed another calculated masterstroke. For the disparate opposition factions to present"
X Link 2026-02-04T12:00Z 186.6K followers, 237.2K engagements
"Kalumas Russian Roulette: The Night of Manyungulus Mayhem. It was on November 3rd in the frosty corridors of St. Petersburg Russia when Hon. Kaluma tragically lost his manyungulus virginity in an international scandal that would later be nicknamed Operation Nyashnikov. The United Nations had graciously invited Kenyan delegates to attend the Annual UNCAC Conference. But Kaluma fueled by wanderlust and suspicious levels of testosterone decided to bribe his way onto the list; not to contribute to anti-corruption discussions but to fulfill his dream of becoming an indigenous tourist from Homabay"
X Link 2025-06-19T06:01Z 186.6K followers, 266.4K engagements
"This lady's story will make you cut onions. She has a degree in Industrial chemistry she has also tried software engineering. She is brave enough to speak. She's smart she has pushed herself. You can see pain in her eyes. Let's change her life her No. is [----] 272832"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:15Z 186.6K followers, 219.9K engagements
"In Muranga there is a program called the Muranga Youth Service. Yesterday there was a recruitment exercise across the whole of Muranga. This program takes [--] youths per ward and so far they have taken more than [----] youths. The youths are selected through balloting if you pick yes you get a chance. No educational qualifications are required. If you are selected you work in cleaning the towns in Muranga for two months and you are paid Ksh [---] per day. You receive Ksh [---] while Ksh [---] is sent to your parent. After finishing the cleaning work you are taken to a polytechnic to study a course of"
X Link 2026-02-01T17:16Z 186.6K followers, 384.1K engagements
"Ladies if you spot this man anywhere RUN LIKE YOU'VE SEEN KANJO APPROACHING WHILE URINATING IN PUBLIC. Otherwise If you dont youll soon be left seeing with your mouth. Meet the Notorious Mikora the only man in Kenya who allegedly built his own police station the self-declared General Collins Leitich alias Chepkulei. A businessman by day & State House ghost worker by night. According to him he works at State House advises H.E. William Ruto personally guards presidential property and is generally more untouchable than corruption itself. Sources (a.k.a. victims with PTSD) allege the man is a"
X Link 2026-02-04T17:20Z 186.6K followers, 164.7K engagements
"Nairobi Women Rep seat has become tighter than Gaithos wandawea. But all indicators are pointing at either Crystal Asige or Maverick Aoko. Both daughters of the lake are my Gs. Hapa kuna maneno but we shall cross that bridge when we get there"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:50Z 186.6K followers, 183.1K engagements
"What you see in Busia is an organic ODM crowd with little to no orange branded merchandise. The opposition wing of ODM leaders led by Edwin Sifuna Babu Owino Siaya Governor James Orengo Saboti MP Caleb Amisi and Vihiga Senator Godfrey Osotsi among others represents the real ODM. Ruto has co-opted a semi-literate wing of ODM that is now largely driven by opportunism rather than principle. Now wait & See Oketch Salad orphans with their pedestrian thinking trying to discredit the founding members of ODM. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020480897867215084"
X Link 2026-02-08T12:52Z 186.6K followers, 147.4K engagements
"The DRC Cabinet is no longer just a Council of Ministers its now a Power Generation Plant. According to Talk of Nations President Flix Tshisekedi is allegedly under pressure after rumors emerged that he supplied high-voltage electricity to a cabinet minister electricity so powerful it allegedly resulted in a nine-month power storage project now pikiin is on the way. Sources claim the Foreign Affairs Minister Thrse Kayikwamba Wagner reportedly received direct current without protective gears from the Commander-in-Chief himself bypassing KPLC SNEL and all procurement laws. This was not"
X Link 2026-02-09T05:18Z 186.6K followers, 96K engagements
"Does this gimmick attract female buyers too Marketing strategy is unpleasant. No serious person would get involved. Hizi shamba zote lazima zikuwe na kesi. Hizi plot maguta maguta Lazima ziko huko Mkundu kwa Rueben ama Dogo Kundu Mombasa. These Okuyo brokers must be stopped"
X Link 2026-02-09T11:07Z 186.6K followers, 89.5K engagements
"Comrades at UoN are currently seeing with their mouths wide open & tongues hanging like broken Wi-Fi after a certain Rebecca made a surprise cameo in the TV47 expos that allegedly unpacked Prophet Owuors miracle factory. According to the pulpit bandit and his Holy Repentance Cinematic Universe Rebecca Mose [--] was born HIV-positive and was allegedly healed through prayers sealed stamped and delivered via email testimony sent by her pastor. Yes comrades you've heard me right. Miracles are now officially paperless. No laying of hands just press Send Delivered and shout Amen. Now heres where"
X Link 2026-02-09T16:20Z 186.6K followers, 162K engagements
"Pale kwa Jirani msani wa serkali Mzee mzima Simba a.k.a Diamond has come out sobbing like a broken sayona woofer accusing Peter of P-Square of supplying high-voltage electricity to his then-wife Zari while they were still dating. According to Diamond he innocently travelled with Zari to Nigeria to meet the P-Square brothers for a music collabo. Little did he know that while he was planning a musical collaboration his wife would later be involved in a physical one. As Diamond was busy in the studio recording a song titled Kidogo with the twin brothers Peter was busy taking advanced"
X Link 2026-02-09T18:00Z 186.6K followers, 197.6K engagements
"Auctioned by a friend: The story of Rufus is a classic case of kikulacho ki nguoni mwako. A few years back Rufus lorry was involved in an accident which resulted in the death of an old man The matter was reported to the police and the courts found the driver guilty of the offence. Rufus and family thought the matter was settled. Fast forward Rufus friend Kamoni had travelled to Congo in such of gold but found trouble. He struggled in Congo but decided it was not worth it and came back to Kenya. Upon arrival Kamoni ran into the arms of his long time Rufus and asked for his help. Rufus held his"
X Link 2026-02-10T05:29Z 186.6K followers, 114.4K engagements
"These are the six servants of god whom the "maitiest" man of god relieved from their viral burden of carrying malaria kubwa & deleted all the viral traces from their HIV folders. Remember Aids is not spiritual that thing is 95% sexual. That bearded lad from Usenge can do wonders Anyway It's said the pulpit bandit supplies high voltage electricity to these women hapana macheso. Chesaa"
X Link 2026-02-10T07:00Z 186.6K followers, 51.2K engagements
"What has become of men nowadays To imagine the heinous acts that this crazy animal committed against 9-year-old Shantel Waruguru Kagema before defiling her dismembering her and dumping her lifeless body in a pit latrine is truly heart-wrenching. Instead of Us men protecting our little ones and providing them with a safe haven in society we've turned against them. These horrible acts of defiling young girls are becoming far too common especially when we are still healing from the Baby Tamara case. The government should introduce the death penalty by hanging for such criminals. My heart goes"
X Link 2026-02-11T04:27Z 186.6K followers, 55.1K engagements
"Bishops in prophet Owour's church believe that he is the real God so they always do bow down to him whenever he is speaking to them. He never pays them salaries but instead he gives them houses cars such as expensive V8s food and even help them in paying fees for their children. By doing that Owour makes them depend on him fully hence they can never betray him or reveal the secrets of the church. That bearded conman is worse that Mackenzie of Shakahola"
X Link 2026-02-11T07:45Z 186.6K followers, 158.9K engagements
"PEOPLE'S SECRETARY GENERAL. Mbele Iko SAWA Omwami"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:32Z 186.6K followers, 64.2K engagements
"Sifuna is one of the few leaders with brains in Kenya. Replacing an intellectual mind with comedy is in itself enough comedy. Anyone who thinks Jalango can defeat Sifuna in a ballot is a halfwit"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:40Z 186.6K followers, 45.7K engagements
"@bakhita_esther It's evident that's why Raila is not with us today"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:21Z 186.6K followers, 46.8K engagements
"A family is looking for their son who has been missing since December. He was last seen in Riruta Dagoretti South. Kindly share this message and help the family locate him"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:45Z 186.6K followers, 21.5K engagements
"@Asamoh_ You are very right it's evident omwami that's why Raila survived one handshake but didn't see the light on the other"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:03Z 186.6K followers, 31K engagements
"JUST IN: ODM Party leader William Ruto invites Siaya County MCA to State House on Wednesday next week"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:13Z 186.6K followers, 64.4K engagements
"When he left for the AUC campaign Raila Odinga left ODM under the stewardship of his best friend Anyang Nyongo. I now fully understand why Raila couldn't trust his brother with the instruments of power within the party. History has proved him right Oburu Odinga is a mosquito"
X Link 2026-02-12T04:00Z 186.6K followers, 121.3K engagements
""RAILA Odinga won but his victory was stolen by William Ruto as Uhuru Kenyatta watched" Oburu Odinga. So they blame the watchman instead of the thief. Oburu is suffering from Stockholm syndrome where the captive starts to love the captor"
X Link 2026-02-12T06:30Z 186.6K followers, 31.5K engagements
"They kill you kill your legacy & pay affordable bloggers to insult your wife & daughter. All this is orchestrated by the very same people you helped build their political careers. To make matters worse it's your own blood brother who's overseeing all these atrocities. RIP Jako"
X Link 2026-02-12T10:00Z 186.6K followers, 58.3K engagements
"ODM MPs over time 2007- 99MPs 2013- [--] MPs 2017- 62MPs 2022- 59MPs In Kisii Eastern & Central regions ODM and UDA will get ZERO representations. In Western the Broadbased cartels will not manage more than [--] seats. I thought Sudi & Faruk Kiberiti stopped advising Ruto"
X Link 2026-02-12T13:27Z 186.6K followers, 16.3K engagements
"RT @edwinsifuna: My full statement"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:05Z 186.6K followers, [----] engagements
"On his Facebook page Dennis Itumbi has hinted at extending the presidential term limit to [--] years. This comes a day after the Zimbabwean Parliament successfully passed a bill that will see the presidential term increase from [--] to [--] years. If they dare so [----] protest will look like a Christmas party. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021977598092366189 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021977598092366189"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:00Z 186.6K followers, 121.2K engagements
"Our mouthy professor with a cricket voice will soon see with his mouth. I've seen Mt Kenya leaders in govt coming out gun blazing defending Kindikis seat after ODM said they want nothing short of Dp position. Btw broadbased negotiations were done without his knowledge bcoz he's a mumu man. Kindiki is expecting Wamuthende Wamumbi Betty maina Wamuchomba Kawanjiku or Ichugwa to talk any Ill against Oburu odinga or ODM They can't coz Ruto is like their demigod they fear him more than they fear satan. Chiriku atulie apangwe sawa sawa. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022015976166830210"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:32Z 186.6K followers, 79.8K engagements
"Kindly Share the Family is in distress"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:30Z 186.6K followers, 16.9K engagements
"This is the meeting Joho Went for in South Africa. He went on the eve of the fake meeting. Joho calls this a high level meeting when all we are seeing is Gaucho and Omosh One Hour of South Africa. Joho was running away from a fake meeting organized by Oburu the ancestor and Junet the ODM Sales Agent. Joho is beyond that Obukondi meeting. He's going to form a coastal party by the end of this year. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022164750080066041 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022164750080066041"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:23Z 186.6K followers, 118.1K engagements
"Weak mean are working hard to buy gifts for their jobless women today. A woman who is being eaten for free by men with Unkept hair & nothing to show off. She even thinks she's poor because she decided to have a broke guy instead of a rich one. Valentine's is for Mumu men"
X Link 2026-02-13T06:30Z 186.6K followers, 33.3K engagements
"This was SAKAJA first day in office after swearing at KICC he came out like King of England dancing to Si uchawi ni Maombi pambio from mumus who were waiting for handouts down there. 3yrs in office he has nothing to show as development. Fortunately Babu will fix his mess"
X Link 2026-02-13T08:00Z 186.6K followers, 159.2K engagements
"Without an iota of blackouts by professional horizontal engineers. Jambo very much.😌 EVERYTIME someone says supplying electricity I kent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 EVERYTIME someone says supplying electricity I kent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:30Z 186.6K followers, 36.1K engagements
"Majority of those women were married some even wearing wedding rings. You meet a stranger in the afternoon & by evening you're at his Airbnb having Raw sex. All those women are prostitute & we will identify them as such. Based on your reasoning I'm 💯 sure you would have fucked him if you met him too"
X Link 2026-02-14T06:20Z 186.6K followers, 50.3K engagements
"Our boy supplied electricity at only ksh. [----]. He also said some didn't even ask for money he received a complementary EPRA licence to supply high voltage electricity to daughters of Agrippina. But since you're a mumu man you'll spend over [--] million for a ruraco.🤡"
X Link 2026-02-14T06:44Z 186.6K followers, 24.1K engagements
"Not taxing people earning KSh [-----] Thats not a relief. Its deception. The government first created the problem by loading payslips with endless deductions then turns around pretending to fix it. In [----] a worker earning KSh [-----] took home about KSh [-----]. Today the same worker takes home KSh [-----]. Even after the so-called no tax promise the take-home would rise only to KSh [-----] still lower than what the same worker earned in 2022.That is not progress that is not relief. That is economic manipulation Restore dignity to people's payslips. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019642208228372813"
X Link 2026-02-06T05:20Z 186.6K followers, 105.3K engagements
"Theres a lady on Facebook who swore she crossed paths with Omar Lali at a beach in Watamu yesterday. According to her legendary post they locked eyes for exactly [---] seconds then she took off like Usain Bolt running from debt collectors. Because apparently it said eye contact with this man is a life-threatening activity. Rumour has it once you lock eyes with him your brain shuts down your heart starts buffering and your Mpesa PIN begins to leak on its own. The man is allegedly a walking magnet attracting women the way fresh fish attracts flies. Word on the street says he uses advanced charm"
X Link 2026-02-07T08:43Z 186.6K followers, 167.6K engagements
"There are growing whispers within political circles that Ndindi Nyoro is being positioned to contest the Nairobi gubernatorial seat on a DCP ticket. The prospect has reportedly been well received by sections of the corporate world and the wider business community in Nairobi many of whom have expressed a willingness to back his candidacy. Should this materialize the Nairobi gubernatorial race is likely to become fiercely competitive setting the stage for a high-stakes contest between Ndindi Nyoro and Babu Owino one that could significantly reshape the citys political landscape. Hapa sasa sisi"
X Link 2026-02-10T08:45Z 186.6K followers, 198K engagements
"Baby Grace baby Tamara and Shantel didn't deserve to die. Our girls deserve dignity and safety. #StopTheKillingOurGirls #EndGbv"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:20Z 186.6K followers, 19.1K engagements
"The easiest way to stay poor is to spend like youve already made it"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:30Z 186.6K followers, 40.8K engagements
"Here comes Legendary Engonga [---] from Moscow Russia. This comrade didnt just land in Africa he arrived like a fully funded rural electrification project. He supplied electricity from Kenya all the way to Ghana without an iota of blackouts. On his Kenyan tour our boy wasnt looking for wildlife at the Maasai Mara. Ooliskia wapi He was conducting independent power producers meetings in malls and shopping centres. The man was window-shopping for mafuurmbanya like it was Black Friday. No talking stage No baby Im hungry No send fare No my shosh just died. Just straight to business like a government"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:00Z 186.6K followers, 303.9K engagements
"Why arrest the Russian guy for exposing how most modern women operate. There is no crime for willing buyer willing seller. They deserve it and I wish he continued exposing them so that men can learn the true nature of most women. Only a FOOL will pay dowry in this age and Era"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:43Z 186.6K followers, 719.5K engagements
"Shes the only lady who looked at the Mikoras EPRA investment opportunity and said No thank you. BUT y'all saw the car she was driving That wasnt a Demio struggling with gearbox issues. Neither was it a Nissan Juke coughing at climbing lanes. Madam was gliding in a Jaguar like she owns plot maguta maguta in kamulu. She also had the Latest iPhone [--] Pro Max with her. Ladies lets be honest having your own money saves you from unnecessary motivational speeches & illegal electricity connectivity from men who speak in Russian & other foreign languages like Luo. Financial independence is the real"
X Link 2026-02-14T09:57Z 186.6K followers, 33K engagements
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