#  @floboflo Florence Lox π¬π§π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ Florence Lox π¬π§π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ posts on X about elon musk, in the, we are, prime minister the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1503447671863971846/interactions)  - [--] Week [---------] +57% - [--] Month [---------] +27% - [--] Months [----------] +99% - [--] Year [----------] +174% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1503447671863971846/posts_active)  - [--] Week [---] -37% - [--] Month [---] +32% - [--] Months [-----] +89% - [--] Year [-----] +33% ### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1503447671863971846/followers)  - [--] Week [------] +0.40% - [--] Month [------] +2.20% - [--] Months [------] +16% - [--] Year [------] +44% ### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1503447671863971846/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) #3197 [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 8.48% [countries](/list/countries) 6.67% [musicians](/list/musicians) 1.21% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 1.21% [finance](/list/finance) 1.21% [stocks](/list/stocks) 0.61% [social networks](/list/social-networks) 0.61% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) 0.61% **Social topic influence** [elon musk](/topic/elon-musk) #1776, [in the](/topic/in-the) 3.64%, [we are](/topic/we-are) 2.42%, [prime minister](/topic/prime-minister) #1412, [bbc](/topic/bbc) #321, [the most](/topic/the-most) 1.82%, [the world](/topic/the-world) 1.82%, [end of](/topic/end-of) 1.21%, [melania](/topic/melania) 1.21%, [health](/topic/health) 1.21% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@elonmusk](/creator/undefined) [@srfielding72](/creator/undefined) [@penlav2](/creator/undefined) [@the_aze](/creator/undefined) [@kewcogs](/creator/undefined) [@julianod](/creator/undefined) [@real_sean_brady](/creator/undefined) [@nigelfarage](/creator/undefined) [@leeandersonmp](/creator/undefined) [@andyr555](/creator/undefined) [@goodwinmj](/creator/undefined) [@uksteve1960](/creator/undefined) [@carsleydean](/creator/undefined) [@jackied86388657](/creator/undefined) [@iotfinancial](/creator/undefined) [@chrismasonbbc](/creator/undefined) [@areyoflight](/creator/undefined) [@quiensabeband](/creator/undefined) [@howzerblack](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)](/topic/microsoft) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "The BBC are going to be all over this. Farage is surely going to resign after this revelation. Gone by the end of the week is what Im hearing" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021108159998283893) 2026-02-10T06:25Z 34K followers, 733.9K engagements "@anon_opin Pink Pantheress is a noughties inspired artist along with Pale Waves Olivia Rodrigo Billie Eilesh and many more. Old git" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022657823969251673) 2026-02-14T13:02Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Rugby positions explained: 12&3 nice wee chubby guys. One of them has to be brainy. Often a GP. 4&5: the two tall ones. One has to be brainy. They take turns each at being sin binned. 67&8: two of them are called flankers and look normal ish. One of them is called the number [--]. Not sure which. [--] wee jolly guy. Likes to kick the ball straight in the air. [--] brains nice hair knows roughly whats going on 11&14 fast tries not to get too involved 12&13 two actual athletes who have got involved by accident [--] big show off boots it catches it boots it again" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2018997732321411102) 2026-02-04T10:39Z 34K followers, 284.5K engagements "@Nigel_Farage Cant be bought Principles Stop it youre killing me ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021892283721728384) 2026-02-12T10:21Z 34K followers, 69.6K engagements "@RupertLowe10 @elonmusk Hes an African immigrant living in the USA promoting Russian interests and interfering in British politics. Which country is he patriotic about exactly" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022656128405115005) 2026-02-14T12:56Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Poll time. Whats best The [---] Years War Chomp Dadaism Lynx Africa The [---] Years War Chomp Dadaism Lynx Africa" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022659078217253342) 2026-02-14T13:07Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Anyone know how Liz Truss's first day at Microsoft is going" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/1814205866104500375) 2024-07-19T07:49Z 34K followers, 1.2M engagements "Id be fucking amazed if its you" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/1870571873307893958) 2024-12-21T20:47Z 33.9K followers, 600.6K engagements "Went to my local supermarket and there was literally no mention of Easter anywhere. Disgusting Are we not a Christian country" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/1912841361016914385) 2025-04-17T12:11Z 34K followers, 126.2K engagements "Disgusting No mention of Christmas anywhere. We are literally too scared to say were a Christian nation any more. They were always called Christmas Sprouts before the woke took over" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/1987432744163680413) 2025-11-09T08:11Z 34K followers, 212.9K engagements "Literally everything is getting better. Dont let the far-right ruin it" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2014290097487667707) 2026-01-22T10:52Z 34K followers, 53.4K engagements "They often leave subtle hints. It is easy to tell who the bad guys are It is easy to tell who the bad guys are" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2014676493633241264) 2026-01-23T12:28Z 34K followers, 307.6K engagements "@policylaila Theres clearly only [--] here. Where are you getting 10-15 from Yet more lies from Reform" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2016504712015528028) 2026-01-28T13:32Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "Right wing person gets angry about something which another right wing person has imagined No. We dont get rid of meat to appease vegans. Why should they get special treatment https://t.co/Dx97Rgbqtu No. We dont get rid of meat to appease vegans. Why should they get special treatment https://t.co/Dx97Rgbqtu" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2016828371901067305) 2026-01-29T10:58Z 33.8K followers, 360.4K engagements "@JamesCleverly You never stop moaning do you Cant you be positive for once he was always nice about you when you were in power" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2016899095068115277) 2026-01-29T15:39Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "Went to see Melania the movie today. The cinematography was amazing. Donald was beautifully shot" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2016930830468141340) 2026-01-29T17:45Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "Fact check: pubs still exist and people enjoy being in them. Perhaps they dont invite Darren This hurts me they look like happier times dont they The pub is our heritage. Once its gone its gone for good. https://t.co/m6HvRgB25w This hurts me they look like happier times dont they The pub is our heritage. Once its gone its gone for good. https://t.co/m6HvRgB25w" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017003969323684325) 2026-01-29T22:36Z 33.8K followers, 431.3K engagements "Thomas is a mental health advocate. He doesnt just do it for show or anything like that" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017004441409360214) 2026-01-29T22:38Z 33.8K followers, 45.8K engagements "@elonmusk In the USA youd make him President" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017107076489601200) 2026-01-30T05:26Z 33.8K followers, 40.3K engagements "Not a single sign mentioning Easter. Are we a Christian country anymore When I was growing up there was always an Easter themed toothpaste or mouthwash. Yet another thing lost to the wokeists" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017140805438153013) 2026-01-30T07:40Z 34K followers, 100.4K engagements "For all intensive purposes this is a mute point. He should have nipped this in the butt and deleted it" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017225570417877215) 2026-01-30T13:17Z 33.8K followers, 36.6K engagements "Good job he lives in Dubai then. The UK is a breeding ground for; Terrorists Extremists Illegals Wokeism Disease Tropical disease Groomers Rapists Murders Cultural suppression/takeover Christianity suppression National pride suppression Identity suppression Societal The UK is a breeding ground for; Terrorists Extremists Illegals Wokeism Disease Tropical disease Groomers Rapists Murders Cultural suppression/takeover Christianity suppression National pride suppression Identity suppression Societal" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017263121195221102) 2026-01-30T15:46Z 33.8K followers, 24.5K engagements "I think we need to break all contact with the USA until we work out whats happening over there. I feel queasy just typing the letters USA. Disgusting people" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017361976817565904) 2026-01-30T22:19Z 34K followers, 41.6K engagements "Richard Branson carrying women" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017612553665311095) 2026-01-31T14:54Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "A friend of mine took the Home Office life in the uk test. She was asked to name all the books of the Koran. Name [--] Bollywood movies. Who the Prime Minister of Ethiopia was. What date is Muslim Easter. Absolutely disgusting. What has this got to do with British culture" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017624888089993624) 2026-01-31T15:43Z 33.8K followers, 21.9K engagements "Saw it today. Twice. Probably the most moving documentary I have ever seen. I laughed l cried and most importantly I loved. [--] stars. If this doesnt win an Oscar then the world is broken. Anyone who doesnt go and see it is simply a jealous leftist ugly feminist trans liberal bastard and they can go to hell. Im actually getting angry just thinking about people who havent gone to see it. Really fucking angry. What is wrong with these people Go and see it Aaaaaaaaaaargh MELANIA the film. #1 Highest Opening In [--] Yrs (Doc) Loved By All - A CinemaScore https://t.co/HTVM0Cu2Jv MELANIA the film. #1" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017687112091349293) 2026-01-31T19:51Z 33.9K followers, 21K engagements "In the last [--] weeks Strongman Starmer has forced Musk to sort out grok to protect our women and children from US perverts told Trump to stay out of Greenland or else got the Chinese to bow to our demands and is now socking it to the Royals. Pow" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017708825982185750) 2026-01-31T21:17Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "Wearing clothes like this to make up for a lack of personality. Always. I firmly believe that all men dressing like this again would start to fix things. Look at how everyone is so shocked by how much he respects himself. π This is actual insane aura. π https://t.co/ozQb5bniLF I firmly believe that all men dressing like this again would start to fix things. Look at how everyone is so shocked by how much he respects himself. π This is actual insane aura. π https://t.co/ozQb5bniLF" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017836664140247172) 2026-02-01T05:45Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "If there are an infinite amount of numbers as the so called mathematicians claim then why are they using letters in their silly sums. Something doesnt make sense here. I call bullshit" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017838666429686232) 2026-02-01T05:53Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "Fun fact. Two days ago Reform reported a tweet by Labour to the police. Police our streets not our tweets. Britain is broken. Police our streets not our tweets. Britain is broken" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017900705411969141) 2026-02-01T09:59Z 33.8K followers, 210.5K engagements "Happy birthday to Harry Styles. [--] today" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017922273022296390) 2026-02-01T11:25Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements "I wondered why Elon was always banging on about people not having enough children" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017989514636022192) 2026-02-01T15:52Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "Cant see any gammon. It's a cultural thing. https://t.co/N8perzU9Gy It's a cultural thing. https://t.co/N8perzU9Gy" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2018075908473561395) 2026-02-01T21:36Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "Gotta love a centrist. My piece for @Independent on Peter Mandelson becoming next ambassador to the US. Risky Maybe but a very smart move https://t.co/6xGOxlSwEi My piece for @Independent on Peter Mandelson becoming next ambassador to the US. Risky Maybe but a very smart move https://t.co/6xGOxlSwEi" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2018282067000222095) 2026-02-02T11:15Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "I wonder why were running out of them" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2018661358892667181) 2026-02-03T12:22Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "Your [--] Nations team guide. England: posh boring arrogant apart from George Ford who is dead nice. France: big fellas like to chuck it around get sent off a lot even though they didnt even do nuffink. Ireland: posh boring boring posh. Italy: Fucking brilliant. Got a really fast wee guy. Scotland: great players but get totes emosh and cant concentrate. Wales: Best of luck guys. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018700315965411729 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018700315965411729" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2018700315965411729) 2026-02-03T14:57Z 33.8K followers, 197.6K engagements "Elon is losing itnot long now. Snchez is the true fascist totalitarian Snchez is the true fascist totalitarian" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2018810746952696020) 2026-02-03T22:16Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Big shout out to all the brave journalists telling their stories of how awful Mandelson was now that his power has gone. You are what makes this profession so wonderful" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2018814273229865387) 2026-02-03T22:30Z 33.8K followers, 63.6K engagements "This is beautiful. What is wrong with these people So fucking thick. UPDATE: Its been pointed out to me that because they went thru lobby the votes recorded. The record on HoC vote here. So Jenrick and Braverman voted WITH Labour to lift the two child benefit cap π«£ https://t.co/R9p9DLYKXS UPDATE: Its been pointed out to me that because they went thru lobby the votes recorded. The record on HoC vote here. So Jenrick and Braverman voted WITH Labour to lift the two child benefit cap π«£ https://t.co/R9p9DLYKXS" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2018815313908015590) 2026-02-03T22:34Z 34K followers, 21.5K engagements "You heard it here first folks. The people in black assassinating members of the public arent the fascists and the people whos AI makes sexualised images of children when requested to do so my paedos arent the wrong uns. Its the people who um try to make the internet safer for kids who are. Snchez is the true fascist totalitarian Snchez is the true fascist totalitarian" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2018923626519572593) 2026-02-04T05:44Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "How can you manage to be shit at being a cunt Incredible achievement" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2018995004262199734) 2026-02-04T10:28Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "My insider tells me that Lee Anderson is planning to defect back to Labour and then make a leadership bid. More to follow" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019357502333440040) 2026-02-05T10:28Z 33.8K followers, 30.9K engagements "Cant the prick ask grok who said it Whoever said money cant buy happiness really knew what they were talking about π Whoever said money cant buy happiness really knew what they were talking about π" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019395579173036180) 2026-02-05T12:59Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "If the far-right dont exist as they keep telling us could they not exist a bit more quietly please" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019429633691906344) 2026-02-05T15:15Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "LOL. Once again strongman Starmer changes Trumps mind and makes the feeble minded right look well stupid" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019493917163413862) 2026-02-05T19:30Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "Dave would like to say that I dont speak for him. Im more than happy to get the word out there. @floboflo You don't speak for me. @floboflo You don't speak for me" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019529401428304316) 2026-02-05T21:51Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "It cant even buy you a trip to an island. Whoever said money cant buy happiness really knew what they were talking about π Whoever said money cant buy happiness really knew what they were talking about π" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019627002873909347) 2026-02-06T04:19Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Thank god some of us with a moral compass stayed here and are able to expose the nonce apologist bootlickers for what they are. Fuck the Bluesky centrists who ran away" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019647768675967173) 2026-02-06T05:42Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "Alex may be including the English Channel in her calculations here. Thick twat. In [----] there was [------] square miles of extreme flooding around the River Severn in Devon Somerset Gloucestershire and South Wales. The flooding is thought to have been caused by a high astronomical spring tide combined with severe weather Bloody climate change. Those In [----] there was [------] square miles of extreme flooding around the River Severn in Devon Somerset Gloucestershire and South Wales. The flooding is thought to have been caused by a high astronomical spring tide combined with severe weather Bloody" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019727053797704139) 2026-02-06T10:57Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "@steve_d24 I think having two Harry Maguires might be an issue too" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019732223923278334) 2026-02-06T11:17Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "In other news Johnson wasnt sacked he resigned after his MPs left in disgust after he made Chris Pincher chief whip despite knowing the allegations against him. Johnson gets sacked for a piece of cake. You went for him despite having a party yourself. But when it comes to Starmer effectively overseeing treason it is a different story. Laughable if it were not so serious and so tragic for the country Johnson gets sacked for a piece of cake. You went for him despite having a party yourself. But when it comes to Starmer effectively overseeing treason it is a different story. Laughable if it were" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019734065554022814) 2026-02-06T11:25Z 33.8K followers, 20.3K engagements "Jimmy Carr is really challenging Ricky Gervais as the top stupid persons idea of a smart person. Who will come out on top" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019737128511709634) 2026-02-06T11:37Z 33.8K followers, 11.2K engagements "Almost forgot that [--] people accused Farage of being racist at school who bought his house in Clacton and his mate Nathan Gill being jailed for taking bribes from Russia" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019738448211648647) 2026-02-06T11:42Z 33.8K followers, 15.3K engagements "Are people genuinely expecting the best Prime Minister in [--] years to resign because of one tiny mistake Seems harsh considering Musk and Trump havent" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019754109662789916) 2026-02-06T12:44Z 34K followers, 41.2K engagements "This was the Moon landings for Millennials. In [----] a quiet walk in Londons Richmond Park turned into internet history when a black Labrador named Fenton spotted a massive herd of red deer. The dog took off chasing the animals across a road and causing a stampede that stopped traffic. His owner was filmed running https://t.co/h1v8qGuD3t In [----] a quiet walk in Londons Richmond Park turned into internet history when a black Labrador named Fenton spotted a massive herd of red deer. The dog took off chasing the animals across a road and causing a stampede that stopped traffic. His owner was" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019775220857332016) 2026-02-06T14:08Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements "The thing about Starmer is he got all the big calls right" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019844211483267230) 2026-02-06T18:42Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "I hereby declare on behalf of the people of the UK that Musk MUST resign forthwith and leave X with immediate effect. Failure to do so will result in financial and judicial punishment. Your move Elon" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019887026582220859) 2026-02-06T21:32Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "All the planets are always visible in the night sky if you put the effort in. BREAKINGπ¨: On 28th February humanity will witness a rare planetary parade of six planets in the night sky https://t.co/TFyQltV2zA BREAKINGπ¨: On 28th February humanity will witness a rare planetary parade of six planets in the night sky https://t.co/TFyQltV2zA" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020032097218363773) 2026-02-07T07:09Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "@gilescoren As a citizen of the UK your real work is buying shit from multinational companies not your actual crappy job. Shake things up a bit at least by giving your wages to a small business and bring yourself some joy at the same time" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020060579310764370) 2026-02-07T09:02Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "After France humped Ireland (played on Thursday so the Ireland players could have their usual Friday evening chippy) today we have Italy v Scotland where both teams will be aiming to throw the game away in the last minute. Then we have England v Wales with the English trying to win in the most boring way possible and Wales trying to lose in the most entertaining way possible. Im going for two draws. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020090152660435167 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020090152660435167" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020090152660435167) 2026-02-07T10:59Z 33.9K followers, 25.6K engagements "@LeeAndersonMP_ So you joined the Labour party after learning what real people in the real world wanted from their politicians then joined the Tories after learning what rich people wanted then Reform after learning what even richer people wanted" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020115667643420930) 2026-02-07T12:41Z 33.9K followers, 29.3K engagements "@elonmusk @Rothmus She was investigating child rape amongst other war crimes. She should have gone to the White House instead" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020134451011858565) 2026-02-07T13:56Z 33.8K followers, [---] engagements "The game has been stopped because of a cod on the field of play. Finn Russell is after it #6Nations" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020157471533211916) 2026-02-07T15:27Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "Apart from the scrum the line out and the decision making Scotland were pretty good" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020167623053361477) 2026-02-07T16:07Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Next up England v Wales. Going to be a lot closer than people imagine. Wales might only win by one score" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020174771351351370) 2026-02-07T16:36Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Just been told by a taxi driver that Darren Grimes is banned from all taxis in the North East because he keeps on making up weird lies about them. Just been told by a taxi driver on my way into town that a group of local cabbies offered contracts to ferry illegal migrants from the migrant hotel in Newcastle have refused to take on the jobs. Theyre lucrative contracts that offer a great daily rate. These people are heroes Just been told by a taxi driver on my way into town that a group of local cabbies offered contracts to ferry illegal migrants from the migrant hotel in Newcastle have refused" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020398418137629065) 2026-02-08T07:24Z 33.9K followers, 33.2K engagements "Unlike Starmers minor indiscretion this actually breaks the law. Farage MUST resign over this otherwise he is a complete hypocrite. Over to you Farage" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020423079521026472) 2026-02-08T09:02Z 33.9K followers, 38.1K engagements "This has already been dealt with. The battle of the Somme. Jeez. Women deal with periods pregnancy menopause wtf do men deal with https://t.co/iruiZ7KyhP Women deal with periods pregnancy menopause wtf do men deal with https://t.co/iruiZ7KyhP" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020423548876275881) 2026-02-08T09:04Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements "If Reform are winning so easily why are they apparently committing election fraud Make it make sense" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020429858149687413) 2026-02-08T09:29Z 34K followers, 24.7K engagements "The idea that he allows freedom of speech is utterly ridiculous. There has never been a bigger censor in the history of the world. π¨BREAKING: USERS ARE REPORTING SHADOW BANNING FOR POSTING ABOUT ELON MUSK AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN https://t.co/FGf479Hrpj π¨BREAKING: USERS ARE REPORTING SHADOW BANNING FOR POSTING ABOUT ELON MUSK AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN https://t.co/FGf479Hrpj" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020439482328137777) 2026-02-08T10:08Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Putin. π¨ We dont need a new Labour leader. we need a General Election Who agrees π¨ We dont need a new Labour leader. we need a General Election Who agrees" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020443105338540461) 2026-02-08T10:22Z 33.9K followers, 13.2K engagements "Fun fact. Musk has restricted freedom of speech on X. Elon Musk: You can tell which side is the good side and which side is the bad side by which side wishes to restrict freedom of speech The side that is restricting freedom of speech you know that would have been the Hitlers Stalins and Mussolinis of the world They had very https://t.co/6eJ09ycCzv Elon Musk: You can tell which side is the good side and which side is the bad side by which side wishes to restrict freedom of speech The side that is restricting freedom of speech you know that would have been the Hitlers Stalins and Mussolinis of" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020482351088676887) 2026-02-08T12:58Z 33.9K followers, 16.5K engagements "@Lord_Sugar [--]. The mother died after being electrocuted by a faulty Amstrad computer" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020537885837979697) 2026-02-08T16:39Z 33.9K followers, 76.8K engagements "Didnt realise Morgan McSweeney was so handsome. Looks like a young Bible John" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020549151109320833) 2026-02-08T17:23Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements "Wait a minute How does he already know what happens in May Has it already been fixed like Trumps last win There needs to be an inquiry into this" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020571068725882933) 2026-02-08T18:50Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements "@KieranDuderty Monsters will bite your feet though" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020572823631073728) 2026-02-08T18:57Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements "At least hes not the Liz Truss. Keir Starmer is the Theresa May of the Labour Party. If we follow the logic of what happened in the Tory Party: Labour members will ultimately replace Starmer with their favourite Angela Rayner much as Theresa was replaced by Boris. She will fail to achieve anything as the Keir Starmer is the Theresa May of the Labour Party. If we follow the logic of what happened in the Tory Party: Labour members will ultimately replace Starmer with their favourite Angela Rayner much as Theresa was replaced by Boris. She will fail to achieve anything as the" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020574786200514708) 2026-02-08T19:05Z 33.9K followers, 17.8K engagements "Im putting a human on Mars by [----]. You can all call me a genius now" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020820542148768159) 2026-02-09T11:22Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements "FFS Starmer. Just make me and Cousin Poppy joint directors of communications already. Did she get her 2:2 in media studies for nothing" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020826418033377349) 2026-02-09T11:45Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements "The Manga Carta was written in English for a reason. They are the law of England. This is why the Sharia Courts who talk in Arabian cannot be allowed here" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020866997894942968) 2026-02-09T14:26Z 34K followers, 16.2K engagements "@danwootton Fuck off back to New Zealand" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020947049508896941) 2026-02-09T19:44Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Of course they did. The anti-Starmer obsession is becoming a mental illness" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020947652582789257) 2026-02-09T19:47Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements "Hopelessly biased newspaper columnists and broadcasters and crappy politicians with millions of Reform bots have found out today that they have zero influence over who gets to be our Prime Minister. We are still a democracy. Long may it continue" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020977079504994384) 2026-02-09T21:44Z 33.9K followers, 12.1K engagements "Every journalist predicting the end of Starmer today must do the decent thing and resign. If any politician got things as wrong as them today they would expect the same. Off you fuck" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020979376049860611) 2026-02-09T21:53Z 33.9K followers, 12.6K engagements "Its toothpaste love. Went to the local Tescos to pick up some toothpaste. What the actual fuck is this https://t.co/KbSHI0rH1X Went to the local Tescos to pick up some toothpaste. What the actual fuck is this https://t.co/KbSHI0rH1X" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020979948551537092) 2026-02-09T21:55Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements "@Andyr555 Answer the question or fuck off" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021192190228115536) 2026-02-10T11:59Z 33.9K followers, [---] engagements "Bullying a debating society with the threat of collective punishment (a war crime in the Geneva Convention). They are even crazier than we thought I have written to the Vice Chancellor of Bangor University informing him that barring Reform from speaking at his university is unlawful. They must apologise to Sarah Pochin MP and ensure she is able to speak there. π https://t.co/AqqDIugPPk I have written to the Vice Chancellor of Bangor University informing him that barring Reform from speaking at his university is unlawful. They must apologise to Sarah Pochin MP and ensure she is able to speak" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021241980341141958) 2026-02-10T15:16Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements "@GoodwinMJ ππππππππ What.A.Fanny" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021307719756427656) 2026-02-10T19:38Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements "Racist boomers hate what has happened to our country so much they leave to go on a cruise paid with their rental income triple lock pension and final salary pension whenever they can. Using their free travel pass to get to the docks of course" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021470846494310455) 2026-02-11T06:26Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Every day I meet former Reform voters who stop and thank me for showing them the truth about their party. Some of them have tears in their eyes as they were so ashamed of their past. I forgive them and am happy to help them" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021599837192368319) 2026-02-11T14:58Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "@UnrepentantYoon Reform on 14% In Edinburgh. Im ashamed" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021606244075606482) 2026-02-11T15:24Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "@Nigel_Farage You just called it milk. You should be arrested and resign" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021668580526641296) 2026-02-11T19:32Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Cue patriotic Brits demanding Starmer resigns because Russians and sociopathic fuckwits cant interfere in our democracy. Overseas tycoons such as Elon Musk would be barred from indirectly giving donations to UK political parties under new legislation aimed at curbing foreign interference in elections. https://t.co/cP1XohovUS https://t.co/WurfuM895N Overseas tycoons such as Elon Musk would be barred from indirectly giving donations to UK political parties under new legislation aimed at curbing foreign interference in elections. https://t.co/cP1XohovUS https://t.co/WurfuM895N" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021823226599420388) 2026-02-12T05:46Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "@SRFielding72 Oliver Hardy appeared in the [----] version of The Wizard of Oz" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021894393284764098) 2026-02-12T10:29Z 34K followers, [---] engagements "Theyre attempting to deep fry Ben Nevis Why are criminals stealing used cooking oil from Scotland's chip shops https://t.co/lyqqMUWAZD Why are criminals stealing used cooking oil from Scotland's chip shops https://t.co/lyqqMUWAZD" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021896059077673035) 2026-02-12T10:36Z 33.9K followers, [---] engagements "@JohnCleese Did he get arrested after sodomising half the population marrying a horse then killing a bloke during gladiatorial combat" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021923721108209932) 2026-02-12T12:25Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "You can however get him to say whatever you like on Cameo for [--]. I cant be bullied. I cant be bought. Ive stood for the same principles for many decades. https://t.co/VJNe4sIsXK I cant be bullied. I cant be bought. Ive stood for the same principles for many decades. https://t.co/VJNe4sIsXK" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021952889443528775) 2026-02-12T14:21Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "@the_aze Hey Theyll put a hex on me" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022327954622308424) 2026-02-13T15:12Z 34K followers, [--] engagements "Yes and it clearly didnt do him any harm. Germs are good for you. US health secretary admits he used to 'snort cocaine off toilet seats' https://t.co/PdTxcD5ZjZ US health secretary admits he used to 'snort cocaine off toilet seats' https://t.co/PdTxcD5ZjZ" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022355389636055161) 2026-02-13T17:01Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Dont worry. Even the most advanced system wont recognise you. Live Facial Recognition has never been properly debated in Parliament. It is being rolled out without a clear legal or statutory basis. We need robust rules to govern its use protecting innocent citizens before this technology becomes the norm. https://t.co/zmjej7o4O4 Live Facial Recognition has never been properly debated in Parliament. It is being rolled out without a clear legal or statutory basis. We need robust rules to govern its use protecting innocent citizens before this technology becomes the norm. https://t.co/zmjej7o4O4" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022617317381640213) 2026-02-14T10:22Z 34K followers, [---] engagements "It will be nice to see a softer more feminine evil dictatorship for once. You go girl JUST IN: Kim Jong Un to officially designate his daughter Kim Ju Ae as North Korea's next leader. https://t.co/egv92tW1BA JUST IN: Kim Jong Un to officially designate his daughter Kim Ju Ae as North Korea's next leader. https://t.co/egv92tW1BA" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021922798516773124) 2026-02-12T12:22Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Sir Keir arrives in Greenland to meet the American pussies for a straight fight. Two hours and they havent turned up yet. Surprise surprise" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2015011104573776146) 2026-01-24T10:37Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Ahem. Mandelson resigns from Labour to prevent further embarrassment. Too late. This is another reminder that Starmers judgement is deeply unsound. https://t.co/AxQVxIcAEH Mandelson resigns from Labour to prevent further embarrassment. Too late. This is another reminder that Starmers judgement is deeply unsound. https://t.co/AxQVxIcAEH" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2018247309100724378) 2026-02-02T08:57Z 34K followers, 83.1K engagements "I speak on behalf of all the UK when I say we are not thankful to Elon Musk and actually think hes an awful cunt" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019166563371253984) 2026-02-04T21:49Z 34K followers, 205.4K engagements "@uksteve1960 Have a little think then give up and ask grok" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019285388452393459) 2026-02-05T05:42Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "@CarsleyDean Youre" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019353909563912621) 2026-02-05T10:14Z 34K followers, [---] engagements "@philshort Someone needs to speak up for the voiceless like yourself and Im proud to do it" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019361136723009875) 2026-02-05T10:43Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "I predict that this show will be universally loved and win every comedy prize going. There is literally no way this can possibly fail. People are going to actually crack ribs watching this. The cast for the U.K. version of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE has been revealed. Starring Hammed Animashaun Ayoade Bamgboye Larry Dean Celeste Dring George Fouracres Ania Magliano Annabel Marlow Al Nash Jack Shep Emma Sidi and Paddy Young https://t.co/lGrzCNULVc The cast for the U.K. version of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE has been revealed. Starring Hammed Animashaun Ayoade Bamgboye Larry Dean Celeste Dring George" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019366948551995625) 2026-02-05T11:06Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "@marksross No need to sign your post" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019367512299958775) 2026-02-05T11:08Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "How many mentions in the Epstein Files is too many [--] [---] 38325" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019368538893701334) 2026-02-05T11:12Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "@JackieD86388657 Nice to meet you. Im Flo" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019389866023481554) 2026-02-05T12:37Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "@IOTFinancial I dont think you need them to" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019528302030123156) 2026-02-05T21:47Z 34K followers, [---] engagements "Also known as being in a heterosexual relationship whilst being an upper middle class pretentious twat" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020033033454383283) 2026-02-07T07:13Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Hundreds of eggs. Not one mention of Easter. We are supposed to be a Christian nation" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020437234009469265) 2026-02-08T09:59Z 34K followers, 60.9K engagements "I dont need to read books to be clever but if I did it would be stuff like Proust Dostoevsky and Joyce. Not the crap you read" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020446036725014723) 2026-02-08T10:34Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Women look cute in woolly hats men look like theyve just being doing something dodgy in a lock up in Barking" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020456238023053679) 2026-02-08T11:14Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Most people just try Tinder" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020980908896158020) 2026-02-09T21:59Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "@rustyalex2 Typos not typos" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020981237427425451) 2026-02-09T22:00Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Hearing that @ChrisMasonBBC days at the BBC are numbered and his position is widely seen as untenable after getting the Starmer story completely wrong. This comes on top of his attacks on Rachel Reeves last year which rebounded spectacularly after she remained Chancellor. More to follow" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021112257971687887) 2026-02-10T06:41Z 34K followers, 43.9K engagements "Over [--] year old males who arent awful old shits should be given a medal. π³ HOUSE OF COMMONS IF ONLY MALES OVER 65S COULD VOTE: β‘ REFORM: [---] (+480) π¦ CON: [--] (-77) π§ LIB DEM: [--] (-35) π₯ LAB: [--] (-376) π¨ SNP: [--] (+11) πͺ IND/OTHER: [--] (N/C) π΄ PLAID: [--] (-1) π© GREEN: [--] (-2) https://t.co/FYIv7CawhS π³ HOUSE OF COMMONS IF ONLY MALES OVER 65S COULD VOTE: β‘ REFORM: [---] (+480) π¦ CON: [--] (-77) π§ LIB DEM: [--] (-35) π₯ LAB: [--] (-376) π¨ SNP: [--] (+11) πͺ IND/OTHER: [--] (N/C) π΄ PLAID: [--] (-1) π© GREEN: [--] (-2) https://t.co/FYIv7CawhS" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021537621017837592) 2026-02-11T10:51Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "@GoodwinMJ Hes ruffled your feathers hasnt he You ducked and chickened out and now hes stork raven mad that you made things hawkward and he will make you egret it" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021557904118309256) 2026-02-11T12:12Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Out of control welfare spending is lower under Starmer than it was under David Cameron. They are lying to you. Wake up sheeple" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021822677321945099) 2026-02-12T05:44Z 34K followers, 15.3K engagements "Hearing that Jim Ratcliffe is a thicker cunt than people first thought. More to follow" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021826132136345609) 2026-02-12T05:58Z 34K followers, 46.4K engagements "Were billionaires always such moaning fuckers" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022029166628253938) 2026-02-12T19:24Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Sorry but Uncanny is just a bunch of liars lying about seeing ghosts. They should have me on instead because I actually saw one" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022069815943606526) 2026-02-12T22:06Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Leave the EU to take back control then let an African migrant in the USA whos besties with a sex offender and usually off his tits decide who our next Prime Minister is. Whos with me" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022191317212909717) 2026-02-13T06:09Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Happy birthday to Robbie Williams. [--] today" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022290776638570664) 2026-02-13T12:44Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Poll time Whats best Assyrian Empire Wotsits Fun House Cowdenbeath Assyrian Empire Wotsits Fun House Cowdenbeath" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022294371882746362) 2026-02-13T12:58Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "@areyoflight Cowdenbeath" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022298787788607713) 2026-02-13T13:16Z 34K followers, [--] engagements "@quiensabeband" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022337173975081143) 2026-02-13T15:48Z 34K followers, [--] engagements "How were his parents allowed to christen him that Vomiting Musgrave battles heat & Norwegians to set new best https://t.co/qxI7IAOw7T Vomiting Musgrave battles heat & Norwegians to set new best https://t.co/qxI7IAOw7T" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022360393751105915) 2026-02-13T17:21Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Ridiculous accusation. Does this guy look guilty to you" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022360852385395068) 2026-02-13T17:22Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Cousin Poppy has had her phone stolen again and is therefore unable to organise an emergency Valentines date on Tinder. If anyone wants to help she will meet you at the Harvester of your choosing anytime after 3pm tomorrow" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022361927935238453) 2026-02-13T17:27Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Poor guy. He needs to seek asylum in the first safe country he arrives in. I heard hes quite near Syria just now so fingers crossed. Police have warned right-wing activist Tommy Robinson after they received intelligence that he was named in a so-called Islamic State publication which encouraged others to commit violence against him. https://t.co/bu9bRjdMad Police have warned right-wing activist Tommy Robinson after they received intelligence that he was named in a so-called Islamic State publication which encouraged others to commit violence against him. https://t.co/bu9bRjdMad" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022363524635259155) 2026-02-13T17:33Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Ringo was a figment of your imagination" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022431972744966445) 2026-02-13T22:05Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "How quickly Boomers have forgotten that the young gave up two years of their lives because they insisted on lockdown. There should be a Thanksgiving day where the old gits give something back as well as commemorating the sacrifices the young made. Perhaps on March 23rd" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022546162939531612) 2026-02-14T05:39Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Fantastic news. I hope they put up a candidate in every constituency. Rupert is the man to lead us out of this malaise and I back him all the way Rupert Lowe officially launches new political party following Reform suspension https://t.co/h3wSbXq7Ph Rupert Lowe officially launches new political party following Reform suspension https://t.co/h3wSbXq7Ph" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022546583926247439) 2026-02-14T05:40Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "He looks like such a kind normal person as well. Shocked" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022549142589812849) 2026-02-14T05:51Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "@OldGassy1984 And to you" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022596019456737565) 2026-02-14T08:57Z 34K followers, [---] engagements "Did it dry the dishes as well though Rare loggerhead turtle washed up during storm https://t.co/JmjUV81JJN Rare loggerhead turtle washed up during storm https://t.co/JmjUV81JJN" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022597216704016520) 2026-02-14T09:02Z 34K followers, 20.1K engagements "Oh. This post was paid for by some Russian bloke Poppy met in Annabels" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022614847431553213) 2026-02-14T10:12Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Great stuff. The upper classes have always cared for animals.Getting their gamekeepers to shoot their unwell dogs giving foxes some regular exercise and threatening to put down all their hunting dogs if trail hunting is banned. On day one of a Restore Britain Government both halal and kosher slaughter would be outlawed. In Britain we treat our animals with care - we do not brutally butcher them alive. It's cruel it's sick it's barbaric. Restore Britain would ban it. On day one of a Restore Britain Government both halal and kosher slaughter would be outlawed. In Britain we treat our animals" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022616779453841416) 2026-02-14T10:19Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "And the Wotsits win. A great choice. Poll time Whats best Poll time Whats best" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022658442205237600) 2026-02-14T13:05Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Cousin Poppy is writing her Valentines poem. Anyone got a good rhyme for fisting" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022660004453707786) 2026-02-14T13:11Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "RT @floboflo: Poor guy. He needs to seek asylum in the first safe country he arrives in. I heard hes quite near Syria just now so fingers" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022669997706022982) 2026-02-14T13:51Z 34K followers, [--] engagements "RT @floboflo: Did it dry the dishes as well though" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022732952350920951) 2026-02-14T18:01Z 34K followers, [--] engagements "Easy Get it right up ye" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022740110366670972) 2026-02-14T18:29Z 34K followers, [---] engagements "Would they have to spend some time in your company Cruel. Restore Britain would implement such a hostile environment that a big majority of the illegals would simply deport themselves. Restore Britain would implement such a hostile environment that a big majority of the illegals would simply deport themselves" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022742553490030960) 2026-02-14T18:39Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "I checked and still nobody has heard of Rupert Lowe in real life" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022807323245162704) 2026-02-14T22:57Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "This picture will come back to haunt him. Imagine being photographed with Wes Streeting" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2017938668166521221) 2026-02-01T12:30Z 34K followers, 213K engagements "Ghislaine Maxwell hates it when people retweet this so please dont" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2019526065618600117) 2026-02-05T21:38Z 34K followers, 75.9K engagements "@LeeAndersonMP_ Three more years Lee. Do you think you can stay with one party for that long" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2020979683379011977) 2026-02-09T21:54Z 34K followers, 23K engagements "Reform voter. Guaranteed. A 22-year-old man has been jailed for four years after racially abusing a commuter and attacking them with an axe at Edinburgh Waverley. British Transport Police have released CCTV from the attack on [--] September and his arrest on [--] October. https://t.co/mto5bexVjp A 22-year-old man has been jailed for four years after racially abusing a commuter and attacking them with an axe at Edinburgh Waverley. British Transport Police have released CCTV from the attack on [--] September and his arrest on [--] October. https://t.co/mto5bexVjp" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022187393743528128) 2026-02-13T05:53Z 34K followers, 10.1K engagements "It will go relegated be headed to the Championship cried promoted be headed to the Premier League survived" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022358359588962472) 2026-02-13T17:13Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "The two dynamic young gunslingers about to face off and decide who gets to save us from the dusty old establishment. Ones a down to earth nature loving millionaire who inherited his wealth and is being helped by a trillionaire social media rule breaker and the others a plucky ex banker with an EU pension and a hip young migrant girlfriend who bought him a house in fashionable Clacton. Gen Z love em your Mum wants to fuck em its Rupert and Nigel" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022930066418659406) 2026-02-15T07:04Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "My sources tell me that @ChrisMasonBBC position at the BBC is hanging by a thread as he battles to keep his job. Many of his colleagues are circling round his coveted position at the beeb and saying his time seems to be up and his situation untenable. Whatever happens its been a chastening week for him and he faces an uphill struggle to get the public and his colleagues back onside. Back to you in the studio. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021233204003287457 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021233204003287457" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2021233204003287457) 2026-02-10T14:42Z 34K followers, 242.4K engagements "@elonmusk 100% We need to get rid of Farage and Reform and make way for a TRUE BRITISH hero who will bin the wokerati communistic Karl Marxist extreme Vordermanian lunatics Come on Rupe Smash em" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022590107228991620) 2026-02-14T08:33Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "As everyone else is at it I would like to announce the third relaunch of ReFlorm. For Britain. By Britain. In Britain. Around Britain. Up Britain. Down Britain and stuff like that. Join for only [--] by 10pm tonight and you will get a free dish towel and an exclusive Jim Davidson DVD and matching tie" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022614404513063000) 2026-02-14T10:10Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "@HowzerBlack The finer details will be announced as soon as I get Kwasi Kwarteng in" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022617633653174407) 2026-02-14T10:23Z 34K followers, [---] engagements "The threat from Trump is going to take us closer to Europe and the threat from the far-right is going to lead to five more years of Starmer. Well done to all concerned" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022618484568633814) 2026-02-14T10:26Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "My uncle was walking round Mayfair yesterday and he swears he saw Gandhi. He was really tired though" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022692848257085918) 2026-02-14T15:22Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Cousin Poppy has discovered a Scottish Great Great Grandfather but has sadly been thrown out of Murrayfield for slightly exuberant behaviour" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022727449319215431) 2026-02-14T17:39Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "Hey @grok can I try the Turing Test on you" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022948220117344598) 2026-02-15T08:16Z 34K followers, [---] engagements "@grok Okay. Who was Alan Turing" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022948448220192975) 2026-02-15T08:17Z 34K followers, [--] engagements "@grok Thats correct. Youve passed Well done grok" [X Link](https://x.com/floboflo/status/2022948765951267010) 2026-02-15T08:19Z 34K followers, [--] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@floboflo Florence Lox π¬π§π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏFlorence Lox π¬π§π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ posts on X about elon musk, in the, we are, prime minister the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Social topic influence elon musk #1776, in the 3.64%, we are 2.42%, prime minister #1412, bbc #321, the most 1.82%, the world 1.82%, end of 1.21%, melania 1.21%, health 1.21%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @grok @elonmusk @srfielding72 @penlav2 @the_aze @kewcogs @julianod @real_sean_brady @nigelfarage @leeandersonmp @andyr555 @goodwinmj @uksteve1960 @carsleydean @jackied86388657 @iotfinancial @chrismasonbbc @areyoflight @quiensabeband @howzerblack
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Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"The BBC are going to be all over this. Farage is surely going to resign after this revelation. Gone by the end of the week is what Im hearing"
X Link 2026-02-10T06:25Z 34K followers, 733.9K engagements
"@anon_opin Pink Pantheress is a noughties inspired artist along with Pale Waves Olivia Rodrigo Billie Eilesh and many more. Old git"
X Link 2026-02-14T13:02Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Rugby positions explained: 12&3 nice wee chubby guys. One of them has to be brainy. Often a GP. 4&5: the two tall ones. One has to be brainy. They take turns each at being sin binned. 67&8: two of them are called flankers and look normal ish. One of them is called the number [--]. Not sure which. [--] wee jolly guy. Likes to kick the ball straight in the air. [--] brains nice hair knows roughly whats going on 11&14 fast tries not to get too involved 12&13 two actual athletes who have got involved by accident [--] big show off boots it catches it boots it again"
X Link 2026-02-04T10:39Z 34K followers, 284.5K engagements
"@Nigel_Farage Cant be bought Principles Stop it youre killing me ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ"
X Link 2026-02-12T10:21Z 34K followers, 69.6K engagements
"@RupertLowe10 @elonmusk Hes an African immigrant living in the USA promoting Russian interests and interfering in British politics. Which country is he patriotic about exactly"
X Link 2026-02-14T12:56Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Poll time. Whats best The [---] Years War Chomp Dadaism Lynx Africa The [---] Years War Chomp Dadaism Lynx Africa"
X Link 2026-02-14T13:07Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Anyone know how Liz Truss's first day at Microsoft is going"
X Link 2024-07-19T07:49Z 34K followers, 1.2M engagements
"Id be fucking amazed if its you"
X Link 2024-12-21T20:47Z 33.9K followers, 600.6K engagements
"Went to my local supermarket and there was literally no mention of Easter anywhere. Disgusting Are we not a Christian country"
X Link 2025-04-17T12:11Z 34K followers, 126.2K engagements
"Disgusting No mention of Christmas anywhere. We are literally too scared to say were a Christian nation any more. They were always called Christmas Sprouts before the woke took over"
X Link 2025-11-09T08:11Z 34K followers, 212.9K engagements
"Literally everything is getting better. Dont let the far-right ruin it"
X Link 2026-01-22T10:52Z 34K followers, 53.4K engagements
"They often leave subtle hints. It is easy to tell who the bad guys are It is easy to tell who the bad guys are"
X Link 2026-01-23T12:28Z 34K followers, 307.6K engagements
"@policylaila Theres clearly only [--] here. Where are you getting 10-15 from Yet more lies from Reform"
X Link 2026-01-28T13:32Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Right wing person gets angry about something which another right wing person has imagined No. We dont get rid of meat to appease vegans. Why should they get special treatment https://t.co/Dx97Rgbqtu No. We dont get rid of meat to appease vegans. Why should they get special treatment https://t.co/Dx97Rgbqtu"
X Link 2026-01-29T10:58Z 33.8K followers, 360.4K engagements
"@JamesCleverly You never stop moaning do you Cant you be positive for once he was always nice about you when you were in power"
X Link 2026-01-29T15:39Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Went to see Melania the movie today. The cinematography was amazing. Donald was beautifully shot"
X Link 2026-01-29T17:45Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Fact check: pubs still exist and people enjoy being in them. Perhaps they dont invite Darren This hurts me they look like happier times dont they The pub is our heritage. Once its gone its gone for good. https://t.co/m6HvRgB25w This hurts me they look like happier times dont they The pub is our heritage. Once its gone its gone for good. https://t.co/m6HvRgB25w"
X Link 2026-01-29T22:36Z 33.8K followers, 431.3K engagements
"Thomas is a mental health advocate. He doesnt just do it for show or anything like that"
X Link 2026-01-29T22:38Z 33.8K followers, 45.8K engagements
"@elonmusk In the USA youd make him President"
X Link 2026-01-30T05:26Z 33.8K followers, 40.3K engagements
"Not a single sign mentioning Easter. Are we a Christian country anymore When I was growing up there was always an Easter themed toothpaste or mouthwash. Yet another thing lost to the wokeists"
X Link 2026-01-30T07:40Z 34K followers, 100.4K engagements
"For all intensive purposes this is a mute point. He should have nipped this in the butt and deleted it"
X Link 2026-01-30T13:17Z 33.8K followers, 36.6K engagements
"Good job he lives in Dubai then. The UK is a breeding ground for; Terrorists Extremists Illegals Wokeism Disease Tropical disease Groomers Rapists Murders Cultural suppression/takeover Christianity suppression National pride suppression Identity suppression Societal The UK is a breeding ground for; Terrorists Extremists Illegals Wokeism Disease Tropical disease Groomers Rapists Murders Cultural suppression/takeover Christianity suppression National pride suppression Identity suppression Societal"
X Link 2026-01-30T15:46Z 33.8K followers, 24.5K engagements
"I think we need to break all contact with the USA until we work out whats happening over there. I feel queasy just typing the letters USA. Disgusting people"
X Link 2026-01-30T22:19Z 34K followers, 41.6K engagements
"Richard Branson carrying women"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:54Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"A friend of mine took the Home Office life in the uk test. She was asked to name all the books of the Koran. Name [--] Bollywood movies. Who the Prime Minister of Ethiopia was. What date is Muslim Easter. Absolutely disgusting. What has this got to do with British culture"
X Link 2026-01-31T15:43Z 33.8K followers, 21.9K engagements
"Saw it today. Twice. Probably the most moving documentary I have ever seen. I laughed l cried and most importantly I loved. [--] stars. If this doesnt win an Oscar then the world is broken. Anyone who doesnt go and see it is simply a jealous leftist ugly feminist trans liberal bastard and they can go to hell. Im actually getting angry just thinking about people who havent gone to see it. Really fucking angry. What is wrong with these people Go and see it Aaaaaaaaaaargh MELANIA the film. #1 Highest Opening In [--] Yrs (Doc) Loved By All - A CinemaScore https://t.co/HTVM0Cu2Jv MELANIA the film. #1"
X Link 2026-01-31T19:51Z 33.9K followers, 21K engagements
"In the last [--] weeks Strongman Starmer has forced Musk to sort out grok to protect our women and children from US perverts told Trump to stay out of Greenland or else got the Chinese to bow to our demands and is now socking it to the Royals. Pow"
X Link 2026-01-31T21:17Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Wearing clothes like this to make up for a lack of personality. Always. I firmly believe that all men dressing like this again would start to fix things. Look at how everyone is so shocked by how much he respects himself. π
This is actual insane aura. π https://t.co/ozQb5bniLF I firmly believe that all men dressing like this again would start to fix things. Look at how everyone is so shocked by how much he respects himself. π
This is actual insane aura. π https://t.co/ozQb5bniLF"
X Link 2026-02-01T05:45Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"If there are an infinite amount of numbers as the so called mathematicians claim then why are they using letters in their silly sums. Something doesnt make sense here. I call bullshit"
X Link 2026-02-01T05:53Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Fun fact. Two days ago Reform reported a tweet by Labour to the police. Police our streets not our tweets. Britain is broken. Police our streets not our tweets. Britain is broken"
X Link 2026-02-01T09:59Z 33.8K followers, 210.5K engagements
"Happy birthday to Harry Styles. [--] today"
X Link 2026-02-01T11:25Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements
"I wondered why Elon was always banging on about people not having enough children"
X Link 2026-02-01T15:52Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Cant see any gammon. It's a cultural thing. https://t.co/N8perzU9Gy It's a cultural thing. https://t.co/N8perzU9Gy"
X Link 2026-02-01T21:36Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Gotta love a centrist. My piece for @Independent on Peter Mandelson becoming next ambassador to the US. Risky Maybe but a very smart move https://t.co/6xGOxlSwEi My piece for @Independent on Peter Mandelson becoming next ambassador to the US. Risky Maybe but a very smart move https://t.co/6xGOxlSwEi"
X Link 2026-02-02T11:15Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"I wonder why were running out of them"
X Link 2026-02-03T12:22Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Your [--] Nations team guide. England: posh boring arrogant apart from George Ford who is dead nice. France: big fellas like to chuck it around get sent off a lot even though they didnt even do nuffink. Ireland: posh boring boring posh. Italy: Fucking brilliant. Got a really fast wee guy. Scotland: great players but get totes emosh and cant concentrate. Wales: Best of luck guys. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018700315965411729 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018700315965411729"
X Link 2026-02-03T14:57Z 33.8K followers, 197.6K engagements
"Elon is losing itnot long now. Snchez is the true fascist totalitarian Snchez is the true fascist totalitarian"
X Link 2026-02-03T22:16Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Big shout out to all the brave journalists telling their stories of how awful Mandelson was now that his power has gone. You are what makes this profession so wonderful"
X Link 2026-02-03T22:30Z 33.8K followers, 63.6K engagements
"This is beautiful. What is wrong with these people So fucking thick. UPDATE: Its been pointed out to me that because they went thru lobby the votes recorded. The record on HoC vote here. So Jenrick and Braverman voted WITH Labour to lift the two child benefit cap π«£ https://t.co/R9p9DLYKXS UPDATE: Its been pointed out to me that because they went thru lobby the votes recorded. The record on HoC vote here. So Jenrick and Braverman voted WITH Labour to lift the two child benefit cap π«£ https://t.co/R9p9DLYKXS"
X Link 2026-02-03T22:34Z 34K followers, 21.5K engagements
"You heard it here first folks. The people in black assassinating members of the public arent the fascists and the people whos AI makes sexualised images of children when requested to do so my paedos arent the wrong uns. Its the people who um try to make the internet safer for kids who are. Snchez is the true fascist totalitarian Snchez is the true fascist totalitarian"
X Link 2026-02-04T05:44Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"How can you manage to be shit at being a cunt Incredible achievement"
X Link 2026-02-04T10:28Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"My insider tells me that Lee Anderson is planning to defect back to Labour and then make a leadership bid. More to follow"
X Link 2026-02-05T10:28Z 33.8K followers, 30.9K engagements
"Cant the prick ask grok who said it Whoever said money cant buy happiness really knew what they were talking about π Whoever said money cant buy happiness really knew what they were talking about π"
X Link 2026-02-05T12:59Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"If the far-right dont exist as they keep telling us could they not exist a bit more quietly please"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:15Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"LOL. Once again strongman Starmer changes Trumps mind and makes the feeble minded right look well stupid"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:30Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Dave would like to say that I dont speak for him. Im more than happy to get the word out there. @floboflo You don't speak for me. @floboflo You don't speak for me"
X Link 2026-02-05T21:51Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"It cant even buy you a trip to an island. Whoever said money cant buy happiness really knew what they were talking about π Whoever said money cant buy happiness really knew what they were talking about π"
X Link 2026-02-06T04:19Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Thank god some of us with a moral compass stayed here and are able to expose the nonce apologist bootlickers for what they are. Fuck the Bluesky centrists who ran away"
X Link 2026-02-06T05:42Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Alex may be including the English Channel in her calculations here. Thick twat. In [----] there was [------] square miles of extreme flooding around the River Severn in Devon Somerset Gloucestershire and South Wales. The flooding is thought to have been caused by a high astronomical spring tide combined with severe weather Bloody climate change. Those In [----] there was [------] square miles of extreme flooding around the River Severn in Devon Somerset Gloucestershire and South Wales. The flooding is thought to have been caused by a high astronomical spring tide combined with severe weather Bloody"
X Link 2026-02-06T10:57Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"@steve_d24 I think having two Harry Maguires might be an issue too"
X Link 2026-02-06T11:17Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"In other news Johnson wasnt sacked he resigned after his MPs left in disgust after he made Chris Pincher chief whip despite knowing the allegations against him. Johnson gets sacked for a piece of cake. You went for him despite having a party yourself. But when it comes to Starmer effectively overseeing treason it is a different story. Laughable if it were not so serious and so tragic for the country Johnson gets sacked for a piece of cake. You went for him despite having a party yourself. But when it comes to Starmer effectively overseeing treason it is a different story. Laughable if it were"
X Link 2026-02-06T11:25Z 33.8K followers, 20.3K engagements
"Jimmy Carr is really challenging Ricky Gervais as the top stupid persons idea of a smart person. Who will come out on top"
X Link 2026-02-06T11:37Z 33.8K followers, 11.2K engagements
"Almost forgot that [--] people accused Farage of being racist at school who bought his house in Clacton and his mate Nathan Gill being jailed for taking bribes from Russia"
X Link 2026-02-06T11:42Z 33.8K followers, 15.3K engagements
"Are people genuinely expecting the best Prime Minister in [--] years to resign because of one tiny mistake Seems harsh considering Musk and Trump havent"
X Link 2026-02-06T12:44Z 34K followers, 41.2K engagements
"This was the Moon landings for Millennials. In [----] a quiet walk in Londons Richmond Park turned into internet history when a black Labrador named Fenton spotted a massive herd of red deer. The dog took off chasing the animals across a road and causing a stampede that stopped traffic. His owner was filmed running https://t.co/h1v8qGuD3t In [----] a quiet walk in Londons Richmond Park turned into internet history when a black Labrador named Fenton spotted a massive herd of red deer. The dog took off chasing the animals across a road and causing a stampede that stopped traffic. His owner was"
X Link 2026-02-06T14:08Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements
"The thing about Starmer is he got all the big calls right"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:42Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"I hereby declare on behalf of the people of the UK that Musk MUST resign forthwith and leave X with immediate effect. Failure to do so will result in financial and judicial punishment. Your move Elon"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:32Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"All the planets are always visible in the night sky if you put the effort in. BREAKINGπ¨: On 28th February humanity will witness a rare planetary parade of six planets in the night sky https://t.co/TFyQltV2zA BREAKINGπ¨: On 28th February humanity will witness a rare planetary parade of six planets in the night sky https://t.co/TFyQltV2zA"
X Link 2026-02-07T07:09Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"@gilescoren As a citizen of the UK your real work is buying shit from multinational companies not your actual crappy job. Shake things up a bit at least by giving your wages to a small business and bring yourself some joy at the same time"
X Link 2026-02-07T09:02Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"After France humped Ireland (played on Thursday so the Ireland players could have their usual Friday evening chippy) today we have Italy v Scotland where both teams will be aiming to throw the game away in the last minute. Then we have England v Wales with the English trying to win in the most boring way possible and Wales trying to lose in the most entertaining way possible. Im going for two draws. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020090152660435167 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020090152660435167"
X Link 2026-02-07T10:59Z 33.9K followers, 25.6K engagements
"@LeeAndersonMP_ So you joined the Labour party after learning what real people in the real world wanted from their politicians then joined the Tories after learning what rich people wanted then Reform after learning what even richer people wanted"
X Link 2026-02-07T12:41Z 33.9K followers, 29.3K engagements
"@elonmusk @Rothmus She was investigating child rape amongst other war crimes. She should have gone to the White House instead"
X Link 2026-02-07T13:56Z 33.8K followers, [---] engagements
"The game has been stopped because of a cod on the field of play. Finn Russell is after it #6Nations"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:27Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Apart from the scrum the line out and the decision making Scotland were pretty good"
X Link 2026-02-07T16:07Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Next up England v Wales. Going to be a lot closer than people imagine. Wales might only win by one score"
X Link 2026-02-07T16:36Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Just been told by a taxi driver that Darren Grimes is banned from all taxis in the North East because he keeps on making up weird lies about them. Just been told by a taxi driver on my way into town that a group of local cabbies offered contracts to ferry illegal migrants from the migrant hotel in Newcastle have refused to take on the jobs. Theyre lucrative contracts that offer a great daily rate. These people are heroes Just been told by a taxi driver on my way into town that a group of local cabbies offered contracts to ferry illegal migrants from the migrant hotel in Newcastle have refused"
X Link 2026-02-08T07:24Z 33.9K followers, 33.2K engagements
"Unlike Starmers minor indiscretion this actually breaks the law. Farage MUST resign over this otherwise he is a complete hypocrite. Over to you Farage"
X Link 2026-02-08T09:02Z 33.9K followers, 38.1K engagements
"This has already been dealt with. The battle of the Somme. Jeez. Women deal with periods pregnancy menopause wtf do men deal with https://t.co/iruiZ7KyhP Women deal with periods pregnancy menopause wtf do men deal with https://t.co/iruiZ7KyhP"
X Link 2026-02-08T09:04Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements
"If Reform are winning so easily why are they apparently committing election fraud Make it make sense"
X Link 2026-02-08T09:29Z 34K followers, 24.7K engagements
"The idea that he allows freedom of speech is utterly ridiculous. There has never been a bigger censor in the history of the world. π¨BREAKING: USERS ARE REPORTING SHADOW BANNING FOR POSTING ABOUT ELON MUSK AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN https://t.co/FGf479Hrpj π¨BREAKING: USERS ARE REPORTING SHADOW BANNING FOR POSTING ABOUT ELON MUSK AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN https://t.co/FGf479Hrpj"
X Link 2026-02-08T10:08Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Putin. π¨ We dont need a new Labour leader. we need a General Election Who agrees π¨ We dont need a new Labour leader. we need a General Election Who agrees"
X Link 2026-02-08T10:22Z 33.9K followers, 13.2K engagements
"Fun fact. Musk has restricted freedom of speech on X. Elon Musk: You can tell which side is the good side and which side is the bad side by which side wishes to restrict freedom of speech The side that is restricting freedom of speech you know that would have been the Hitlers Stalins and Mussolinis of the world They had very https://t.co/6eJ09ycCzv Elon Musk: You can tell which side is the good side and which side is the bad side by which side wishes to restrict freedom of speech The side that is restricting freedom of speech you know that would have been the Hitlers Stalins and Mussolinis of"
X Link 2026-02-08T12:58Z 33.9K followers, 16.5K engagements
"@Lord_Sugar [--]. The mother died after being electrocuted by a faulty Amstrad computer"
X Link 2026-02-08T16:39Z 33.9K followers, 76.8K engagements
"Didnt realise Morgan McSweeney was so handsome. Looks like a young Bible John"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:23Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Wait a minute How does he already know what happens in May Has it already been fixed like Trumps last win There needs to be an inquiry into this"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:50Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@KieranDuderty Monsters will bite your feet though"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:57Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements
"At least hes not the Liz Truss. Keir Starmer is the Theresa May of the Labour Party. If we follow the logic of what happened in the Tory Party: Labour members will ultimately replace Starmer with their favourite Angela Rayner much as Theresa was replaced by Boris. She will fail to achieve anything as the Keir Starmer is the Theresa May of the Labour Party. If we follow the logic of what happened in the Tory Party: Labour members will ultimately replace Starmer with their favourite Angela Rayner much as Theresa was replaced by Boris. She will fail to achieve anything as the"
X Link 2026-02-08T19:05Z 33.9K followers, 17.8K engagements
"Im putting a human on Mars by [----]. You can all call me a genius now"
X Link 2026-02-09T11:22Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements
"FFS Starmer. Just make me and Cousin Poppy joint directors of communications already. Did she get her 2:2 in media studies for nothing"
X Link 2026-02-09T11:45Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements
"The Manga Carta was written in English for a reason. They are the law of England. This is why the Sharia Courts who talk in Arabian cannot be allowed here"
X Link 2026-02-09T14:26Z 34K followers, 16.2K engagements
"@danwootton Fuck off back to New Zealand"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:44Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Of course they did. The anti-Starmer obsession is becoming a mental illness"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:47Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Hopelessly biased newspaper columnists and broadcasters and crappy politicians with millions of Reform bots have found out today that they have zero influence over who gets to be our Prime Minister. We are still a democracy. Long may it continue"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:44Z 33.9K followers, 12.1K engagements
"Every journalist predicting the end of Starmer today must do the decent thing and resign. If any politician got things as wrong as them today they would expect the same. Off you fuck"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:53Z 33.9K followers, 12.6K engagements
"Its toothpaste love. Went to the local Tescos to pick up some toothpaste. What the actual fuck is this https://t.co/KbSHI0rH1X Went to the local Tescos to pick up some toothpaste. What the actual fuck is this https://t.co/KbSHI0rH1X"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:55Z 33.8K followers, [----] engagements
"@Andyr555 Answer the question or fuck off"
X Link 2026-02-10T11:59Z 33.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Bullying a debating society with the threat of collective punishment (a war crime in the Geneva Convention). They are even crazier than we thought I have written to the Vice Chancellor of Bangor University informing him that barring Reform from speaking at his university is unlawful. They must apologise to Sarah Pochin MP and ensure she is able to speak there. π https://t.co/AqqDIugPPk I have written to the Vice Chancellor of Bangor University informing him that barring Reform from speaking at his university is unlawful. They must apologise to Sarah Pochin MP and ensure she is able to speak"
X Link 2026-02-10T15:16Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@GoodwinMJ ππππππππ What.A.Fanny"
X Link 2026-02-10T19:38Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Racist boomers hate what has happened to our country so much they leave to go on a cruise paid with their rental income triple lock pension and final salary pension whenever they can. Using their free travel pass to get to the docks of course"
X Link 2026-02-11T06:26Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Every day I meet former Reform voters who stop and thank me for showing them the truth about their party. Some of them have tears in their eyes as they were so ashamed of their past. I forgive them and am happy to help them"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:58Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"@UnrepentantYoon Reform on 14% In Edinburgh. Im ashamed"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:24Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"@Nigel_Farage You just called it milk. You should be arrested and resign"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:32Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Cue patriotic Brits demanding Starmer resigns because Russians and sociopathic fuckwits cant interfere in our democracy. Overseas tycoons such as Elon Musk would be barred from indirectly giving donations to UK political parties under new legislation aimed at curbing foreign interference in elections. https://t.co/cP1XohovUS https://t.co/WurfuM895N Overseas tycoons such as Elon Musk would be barred from indirectly giving donations to UK political parties under new legislation aimed at curbing foreign interference in elections. https://t.co/cP1XohovUS https://t.co/WurfuM895N"
X Link 2026-02-12T05:46Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"@SRFielding72 Oliver Hardy appeared in the [----] version of The Wizard of Oz"
X Link 2026-02-12T10:29Z 34K followers, [---] engagements
"Theyre attempting to deep fry Ben Nevis Why are criminals stealing used cooking oil from Scotland's chip shops https://t.co/lyqqMUWAZD Why are criminals stealing used cooking oil from Scotland's chip shops https://t.co/lyqqMUWAZD"
X Link 2026-02-12T10:36Z 33.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@JohnCleese Did he get arrested after sodomising half the population marrying a horse then killing a bloke during gladiatorial combat"
X Link 2026-02-12T12:25Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"You can however get him to say whatever you like on Cameo for [--]. I cant be bullied. I cant be bought. Ive stood for the same principles for many decades. https://t.co/VJNe4sIsXK I cant be bullied. I cant be bought. Ive stood for the same principles for many decades. https://t.co/VJNe4sIsXK"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:21Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"@the_aze Hey Theyll put a hex on me"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:12Z 34K followers, [--] engagements
"Yes and it clearly didnt do him any harm. Germs are good for you. US health secretary admits he used to 'snort cocaine off toilet seats' https://t.co/PdTxcD5ZjZ US health secretary admits he used to 'snort cocaine off toilet seats' https://t.co/PdTxcD5ZjZ"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:01Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Dont worry. Even the most advanced system wont recognise you. Live Facial Recognition has never been properly debated in Parliament. It is being rolled out without a clear legal or statutory basis. We need robust rules to govern its use protecting innocent citizens before this technology becomes the norm. https://t.co/zmjej7o4O4 Live Facial Recognition has never been properly debated in Parliament. It is being rolled out without a clear legal or statutory basis. We need robust rules to govern its use protecting innocent citizens before this technology becomes the norm. https://t.co/zmjej7o4O4"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:22Z 34K followers, [---] engagements
"It will be nice to see a softer more feminine evil dictatorship for once. You go girl JUST IN: Kim Jong Un to officially designate his daughter Kim Ju Ae as North Korea's next leader. https://t.co/egv92tW1BA JUST IN: Kim Jong Un to officially designate his daughter Kim Ju Ae as North Korea's next leader. https://t.co/egv92tW1BA"
X Link 2026-02-12T12:22Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Sir Keir arrives in Greenland to meet the American pussies for a straight fight. Two hours and they havent turned up yet. Surprise surprise"
X Link 2026-01-24T10:37Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Ahem. Mandelson resigns from Labour to prevent further embarrassment. Too late. This is another reminder that Starmers judgement is deeply unsound. https://t.co/AxQVxIcAEH Mandelson resigns from Labour to prevent further embarrassment. Too late. This is another reminder that Starmers judgement is deeply unsound. https://t.co/AxQVxIcAEH"
X Link 2026-02-02T08:57Z 34K followers, 83.1K engagements
"I speak on behalf of all the UK when I say we are not thankful to Elon Musk and actually think hes an awful cunt"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:49Z 34K followers, 205.4K engagements
"@uksteve1960 Have a little think then give up and ask grok"
X Link 2026-02-05T05:42Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"@CarsleyDean Youre"
X Link 2026-02-05T10:14Z 34K followers, [---] engagements
"@philshort Someone needs to speak up for the voiceless like yourself and Im proud to do it"
X Link 2026-02-05T10:43Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"I predict that this show will be universally loved and win every comedy prize going. There is literally no way this can possibly fail. People are going to actually crack ribs watching this. The cast for the U.K. version of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE has been revealed. Starring Hammed Animashaun Ayoade Bamgboye Larry Dean Celeste Dring George Fouracres Ania Magliano Annabel Marlow Al Nash Jack Shep Emma Sidi and Paddy Young https://t.co/lGrzCNULVc The cast for the U.K. version of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE has been revealed. Starring Hammed Animashaun Ayoade Bamgboye Larry Dean Celeste Dring George"
X Link 2026-02-05T11:06Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"@marksross No need to sign your post"
X Link 2026-02-05T11:08Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"How many mentions in the Epstein Files is too many [--] [---] 38325"
X Link 2026-02-05T11:12Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"@JackieD86388657 Nice to meet you. Im Flo"
X Link 2026-02-05T12:37Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"@IOTFinancial I dont think you need them to"
X Link 2026-02-05T21:47Z 34K followers, [---] engagements
"Also known as being in a heterosexual relationship whilst being an upper middle class pretentious twat"
X Link 2026-02-07T07:13Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Hundreds of eggs. Not one mention of Easter. We are supposed to be a Christian nation"
X Link 2026-02-08T09:59Z 34K followers, 60.9K engagements
"I dont need to read books to be clever but if I did it would be stuff like Proust Dostoevsky and Joyce. Not the crap you read"
X Link 2026-02-08T10:34Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Women look cute in woolly hats men look like theyve just being doing something dodgy in a lock up in Barking"
X Link 2026-02-08T11:14Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Most people just try Tinder"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:59Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"@rustyalex2 Typos not typos"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:00Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Hearing that @ChrisMasonBBC days at the BBC are numbered and his position is widely seen as untenable after getting the Starmer story completely wrong. This comes on top of his attacks on Rachel Reeves last year which rebounded spectacularly after she remained Chancellor. More to follow"
X Link 2026-02-10T06:41Z 34K followers, 43.9K engagements
"Over [--] year old males who arent awful old shits should be given a medal. π³ HOUSE OF COMMONS IF ONLY MALES OVER 65S COULD VOTE: β‘ REFORM: [---] (+480) π¦ CON: [--] (-77) π§ LIB DEM: [--] (-35) π₯ LAB: [--] (-376) π¨ SNP: [--] (+11) πͺ IND/OTHER: [--] (N/C) π΄ PLAID: [--] (-1) π© GREEN: [--] (-2) https://t.co/FYIv7CawhS π³ HOUSE OF COMMONS IF ONLY MALES OVER 65S COULD VOTE: β‘ REFORM: [---] (+480) π¦ CON: [--] (-77) π§ LIB DEM: [--] (-35) π₯ LAB: [--] (-376) π¨ SNP: [--] (+11) πͺ IND/OTHER: [--] (N/C) π΄ PLAID: [--] (-1) π© GREEN: [--] (-2) https://t.co/FYIv7CawhS"
X Link 2026-02-11T10:51Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"@GoodwinMJ Hes ruffled your feathers hasnt he You ducked and chickened out and now hes stork raven mad that you made things hawkward and he will make you egret it"
X Link 2026-02-11T12:12Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Out of control welfare spending is lower under Starmer than it was under David Cameron. They are lying to you. Wake up sheeple"
X Link 2026-02-12T05:44Z 34K followers, 15.3K engagements
"Hearing that Jim Ratcliffe is a thicker cunt than people first thought. More to follow"
X Link 2026-02-12T05:58Z 34K followers, 46.4K engagements
"Were billionaires always such moaning fuckers"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:24Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Sorry but Uncanny is just a bunch of liars lying about seeing ghosts. They should have me on instead because I actually saw one"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:06Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Leave the EU to take back control then let an African migrant in the USA whos besties with a sex offender and usually off his tits decide who our next Prime Minister is. Whos with me"
X Link 2026-02-13T06:09Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Happy birthday to Robbie Williams. [--] today"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:44Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Poll time Whats best Assyrian Empire Wotsits Fun House Cowdenbeath Assyrian Empire Wotsits Fun House Cowdenbeath"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:58Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"@areyoflight Cowdenbeath"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:16Z 34K followers, [--] engagements
"@quiensabeband"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:48Z 34K followers, [--] engagements
"How were his parents allowed to christen him that Vomiting Musgrave battles heat & Norwegians to set new best https://t.co/qxI7IAOw7T Vomiting Musgrave battles heat & Norwegians to set new best https://t.co/qxI7IAOw7T"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:21Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Ridiculous accusation. Does this guy look guilty to you"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:22Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Cousin Poppy has had her phone stolen again and is therefore unable to organise an emergency Valentines date on Tinder. If anyone wants to help she will meet you at the Harvester of your choosing anytime after 3pm tomorrow"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:27Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Poor guy. He needs to seek asylum in the first safe country he arrives in. I heard hes quite near Syria just now so fingers crossed. Police have warned right-wing activist Tommy Robinson after they received intelligence that he was named in a so-called Islamic State publication which encouraged others to commit violence against him. https://t.co/bu9bRjdMad Police have warned right-wing activist Tommy Robinson after they received intelligence that he was named in a so-called Islamic State publication which encouraged others to commit violence against him. https://t.co/bu9bRjdMad"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:33Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Ringo was a figment of your imagination"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:05Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"How quickly Boomers have forgotten that the young gave up two years of their lives because they insisted on lockdown. There should be a Thanksgiving day where the old gits give something back as well as commemorating the sacrifices the young made. Perhaps on March 23rd"
X Link 2026-02-14T05:39Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Fantastic news. I hope they put up a candidate in every constituency. Rupert is the man to lead us out of this malaise and I back him all the way Rupert Lowe officially launches new political party following Reform suspension https://t.co/h3wSbXq7Ph Rupert Lowe officially launches new political party following Reform suspension https://t.co/h3wSbXq7Ph"
X Link 2026-02-14T05:40Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"He looks like such a kind normal person as well. Shocked"
X Link 2026-02-14T05:51Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"@OldGassy1984 And to you"
X Link 2026-02-14T08:57Z 34K followers, [---] engagements
"Did it dry the dishes as well though Rare loggerhead turtle washed up during storm https://t.co/JmjUV81JJN Rare loggerhead turtle washed up during storm https://t.co/JmjUV81JJN"
X Link 2026-02-14T09:02Z 34K followers, 20.1K engagements
"Oh. This post was paid for by some Russian bloke Poppy met in Annabels"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:12Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Great stuff. The upper classes have always cared for animals.Getting their gamekeepers to shoot their unwell dogs giving foxes some regular exercise and threatening to put down all their hunting dogs if trail hunting is banned. On day one of a Restore Britain Government both halal and kosher slaughter would be outlawed. In Britain we treat our animals with care - we do not brutally butcher them alive. It's cruel it's sick it's barbaric. Restore Britain would ban it. On day one of a Restore Britain Government both halal and kosher slaughter would be outlawed. In Britain we treat our animals"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:19Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"And the Wotsits win. A great choice. Poll time Whats best Poll time Whats best"
X Link 2026-02-14T13:05Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Cousin Poppy is writing her Valentines poem. Anyone got a good rhyme for fisting"
X Link 2026-02-14T13:11Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"RT @floboflo: Poor guy. He needs to seek asylum in the first safe country he arrives in. I heard hes quite near Syria just now so fingers"
X Link 2026-02-14T13:51Z 34K followers, [--] engagements
"RT @floboflo: Did it dry the dishes as well though"
X Link 2026-02-14T18:01Z 34K followers, [--] engagements
"Easy Get it right up ye"
X Link 2026-02-14T18:29Z 34K followers, [---] engagements
"Would they have to spend some time in your company Cruel. Restore Britain would implement such a hostile environment that a big majority of the illegals would simply deport themselves. Restore Britain would implement such a hostile environment that a big majority of the illegals would simply deport themselves"
X Link 2026-02-14T18:39Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"I checked and still nobody has heard of Rupert Lowe in real life"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:57Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"This picture will come back to haunt him. Imagine being photographed with Wes Streeting"
X Link 2026-02-01T12:30Z 34K followers, 213K engagements
"Ghislaine Maxwell hates it when people retweet this so please dont"
X Link 2026-02-05T21:38Z 34K followers, 75.9K engagements
"@LeeAndersonMP_ Three more years Lee. Do you think you can stay with one party for that long"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:54Z 34K followers, 23K engagements
"Reform voter. Guaranteed. A 22-year-old man has been jailed for four years after racially abusing a commuter and attacking them with an axe at Edinburgh Waverley. British Transport Police have released CCTV from the attack on [--] September and his arrest on [--] October. https://t.co/mto5bexVjp A 22-year-old man has been jailed for four years after racially abusing a commuter and attacking them with an axe at Edinburgh Waverley. British Transport Police have released CCTV from the attack on [--] September and his arrest on [--] October. https://t.co/mto5bexVjp"
X Link 2026-02-13T05:53Z 34K followers, 10.1K engagements
"It will go relegated be headed to the Championship cried promoted be headed to the Premier League survived"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:13Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"The two dynamic young gunslingers about to face off and decide who gets to save us from the dusty old establishment. Ones a down to earth nature loving millionaire who inherited his wealth and is being helped by a trillionaire social media rule breaker and the others a plucky ex banker with an EU pension and a hip young migrant girlfriend who bought him a house in fashionable Clacton. Gen Z love em your Mum wants to fuck em its Rupert and Nigel"
X Link 2026-02-15T07:04Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"My sources tell me that @ChrisMasonBBC position at the BBC is hanging by a thread as he battles to keep his job. Many of his colleagues are circling round his coveted position at the beeb and saying his time seems to be up and his situation untenable. Whatever happens its been a chastening week for him and he faces an uphill struggle to get the public and his colleagues back onside. Back to you in the studio. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021233204003287457 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021233204003287457"
X Link 2026-02-10T14:42Z 34K followers, 242.4K engagements
"@elonmusk 100% We need to get rid of Farage and Reform and make way for a TRUE BRITISH hero who will bin the wokerati communistic Karl Marxist extreme Vordermanian lunatics Come on Rupe Smash em"
X Link 2026-02-14T08:33Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"As everyone else is at it I would like to announce the third relaunch of ReFlorm. For Britain. By Britain. In Britain. Around Britain. Up Britain. Down Britain and stuff like that. Join for only [--] by 10pm tonight and you will get a free dish towel and an exclusive Jim Davidson DVD and matching tie"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:10Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"@HowzerBlack The finer details will be announced as soon as I get Kwasi Kwarteng in"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:23Z 34K followers, [---] engagements
"The threat from Trump is going to take us closer to Europe and the threat from the far-right is going to lead to five more years of Starmer. Well done to all concerned"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:26Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"My uncle was walking round Mayfair yesterday and he swears he saw Gandhi. He was really tired though"
X Link 2026-02-14T15:22Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Cousin Poppy has discovered a Scottish Great Great Grandfather but has sadly been thrown out of Murrayfield for slightly exuberant behaviour"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:39Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"Hey @grok can I try the Turing Test on you"
X Link 2026-02-15T08:16Z 34K followers, [---] engagements
"@grok Okay. Who was Alan Turing"
X Link 2026-02-15T08:17Z 34K followers, [--] engagements
"@grok Thats correct. Youve passed Well done grok"
X Link 2026-02-15T08:19Z 34K followers, [--] engagements
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