# ![@everywhereist Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::30409200.png) @everywhereist Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads

Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads posts on X about if you, this is, the most, law the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [--] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[social networks](/list/social-networks)  3.85% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  3.85% [finance](/list/finance)  2.88% [countries](/list/countries)  1.92% [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands)  0.96% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  0.96% [stocks](/list/stocks)  0.96%

**Social topic influence**
[if you](/topic/if-you) 4.81%, [this is](/topic/this-is) 3.85%, [the most](/topic/the-most) 3.85%, [law](/topic/law) 2.88%, [twitter](/topic/twitter) 2.88%, [i am](/topic/i-am) 2.88%, [wrong](/topic/wrong) 2.88%, [white](/topic/white) 2.88%, [health](/topic/health) 2.88%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 2.88%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@americanair](/creator/undefined) [@realdonaldtrump](/creator/undefined) [@enacgov](/creator/undefined) [@nikkihaley](/creator/undefined) [@beardfoundation](/creator/undefined) [@jdvance](/creator/undefined) [@jailedamanda](/creator/undefined) [@chelseahandler](/creator/undefined) [@kathygriffin](/creator/undefined) [@sarahksilverman](/creator/undefined) [@halberenson](/creator/undefined) [@realjacobsrival](/creator/undefined) [@jmoulins](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST)](/topic/costco)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Inventor of the Dishwasher: I HAVE CREATED SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE ALL YOUR LIVES EASIER. Humanity: WHOA. So we just put dirty dishes in and it cleans them IoDW: Um no. You need to wash them first. H: Uh. IoDW: Not thoroughly. Just like what you'd do if you were drunk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1119307113082155008)  2019-04-19T18:29Z 100.6K followers, 28.2K engagements


"H: Surely it doesn't matter. IoDW: You would think wouldn't you H: But what if a friend comes over and wants to help uh "load" this dishwasher IoDW: You cannot allow that. H: I tell them that they can't help IoDW: You will say it kindly but your voice will be steel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1119307115724599297)  2019-04-19T18:29Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"RT @everywhereist: "Protect yourself however you can. I do not care what you do. Be selfish. Be angry. Buy yourself things. Stop shaving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1856072116887793669)  2024-11-11T20:30Z 100.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Sigh. If you are still following this saga @americanair is refusing to comply with eu261. They've misquoted the law outright lied and are denying her the compensation to which she's entitled. I'm now contacting @EnacGov to try and get them to sort this all out. For those of you following my saga w/ @AmericanAir they still refuse to compensate my mother for downgrading her on an international flight (we booked her business to make it more comfortable as she's disabled and was flying back for my uncle's funeral. They put her in economy.) For those of you following my saga w/ @AmericanAir they"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1937239156666876303)  2025-06-23T19:59Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"It literally has [--] amendments. Protecting and defending the Constitution doesnt mean trying to rewrite the parts you dont like. Protecting and defending the Constitution doesnt mean trying to rewrite the parts you dont like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1362838970053259265)  2021-02-19T18:58Z 100.6K followers, 29K engagements


"@nikkihaley The amount of arrogance in this tweet is baffling. Is serving the American people an inconvenience for you If so feel free to step down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/882348758087774208)  2017-07-04T21:21Z 100.6K followers, 10.3K engagements


"When you say "differing political views" do you mean "we disagree on the max building height for this neighborhood" or do you mean "we disagree on who counts as a person" https://x.com/MorganAPoos/status/1010919037289852928 Fun fact. You can have differing political views from your friends AND STILL BE FRIENDS 😱 https://x.com/MorganAPoos/status/1010919037289852928 Fun fact. You can have differing political views from your friends AND STILL BE FRIENDS 😱"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1012531127716864000)  2018-06-29T03:00Z 100.6K followers, 130.8K engagements


"Me: Huh. Looks like the dentist left a rough spot when she filled that cavity. Tongue: I WILL HANDLE THIS. Me: no no it's fine - Tongue: THIS IS UNDER CONTROL. Me: just leave it alone- Tongue: LET ME PLAY WITH IT INCESSANTLY Me: please stop Tongue: SHHH THIS IS ALL WE DO NOW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1081445777220739072)  2019-01-05T07:02Z 100.6K followers, 10.5K engagements


"Women of Twitter: What's the most inconsequential topic or opinion you've expressed that has resulted in online harassment I once got rape and death threats when I wrote about the time I dyed a gallon of milk pink to prank my husband"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1082813365628526592)  2019-01-09T01:36Z 100.6K followers, 17.9K engagements


"Hello. I got a James Beard Award nomination for journalism for this piece which I wrote. I am very excited. http://bit.ly/harassroll http://bit.ly/harassroll"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1110938306756251649)  2019-03-27T16:15Z 100.6K followers, 28.4K engagements


"HELLO I JUST FOUND OUT I WON A JAMES BEARD AWARD AND I AM SCREAMING FROM A CANADIAN SIDEWALK THANK YOU @BEARDFOUNDATION AND JUDGES"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1121950164405473281)  2019-04-27T01:32Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"You know what Vasectomies are reversible. Why not just make all men get them And then if they're truly ready to be a father they can undo them. What's that You have problems with this Yes you're right it's wrong to regulate men's bodies like that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1126647518161448960)  2019-05-10T00:37Z 100.6K followers, 317.4K engagements


"The Joker should have been a woman. And she finally went insane because too many random dudes told her to smile so now she perpetually smiles while terrorizing Gotham"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1134645039076823040)  2019-06-01T02:17Z 100.6K followers, 226.7K engagements


"She becomes a sort of folk hero for the women of Gotham. She unleashes financial records for companies that don't compensate women properly. She blackmails cheaters and misogynists. She threatens the goddamn Patriarchy. It's terrifying and wonderful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1134646600834228226)  2019-06-01T02:23Z 100.6K followers, 13.6K engagements


"The Batman needs to stop her to restore the order of things but on some level he's conflicted. She's a villain. But she's right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1134649819509563392)  2019-06-01T02:36Z 100.6K followers, 10.6K engagements


"Her catchphrase would be "Well ACTUALLY ." and then she'd just trail off and laugh maniacally"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1134684862911094785)  2019-06-01T04:55Z 100.6K followers, 12.8K engagements


"The most unrealistic part about "It's a Wonderful Life" isn't the angel stuff but the part where we have to pretend childless Donna Reed locking up the library isn't living her best life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1203134146710626305)  2019-12-07T02:08Z 100.6K followers, 14.6K engagements


"It happened. It finally happened. I tried to write "ducked" on my phone and it autocorrected to "fucked""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1244167798839902208)  2020-03-29T07:41Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"If you had deplatformed him for abuse you wouldn't need to tell us to breathe as we stand on the precipice of fascism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1323411447414599681)  2020-11-02T23:47Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"The real hero today is whoever answered the phone at Four Seasons Landscaping and offered no clarification whatsoever until it was too late I salute you my fellow patriot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1325231343878336512)  2020-11-08T00:19Z 100.6K followers, 46.2K engagements


"No presidential library. No burial at Arlington. No lying in state. At this point I don't even think he deserves Secret Service detail after he gets out of office"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1347283186779242496)  2021-01-07T20:45Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"EVERYONE THE CHEF FROM BROS REPLIED TO MY REVIEW AND IT IS JUST AS RIDICULOUS AS YOU WOULD HAVE HOPED AND I AM SCREAMING WITH JOY. https://www.today.com/food/brutal-review-michelin-starred-restaurant-bros-goes-viral-t242696 https://www.today.com/food/brutal-review-michelin-starred-restaurant-bros-goes-viral-t242696"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1469109809593012226)  2021-12-10T01:00Z 100.6K followers, 33.4K engagements


"I can't remember the last time I've seen the love of my life laugh this hard. Thank you all for your horse memes. My handsome dude was in tears"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1469146746680795139)  2021-12-10T03:27Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"She also had me answer the questionnaire about anxiety and one of the questions was "How often do you worry about the future" and I just started laughing maniacally and she said "okay I'm going to put down 'everyday'""  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1491841643246280707)  2022-02-10T18:28Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I have officially decided that Ryan Gosling gently punching the guitarist on the chin kissing the cameraperson's hand and flirting unabashedly with a bunch of very hunky dancers is the apex of non-toxic masculinity and I love it. Ryan Gosling and the cast of "Barbie" perform "I'm Just Ken" at the #Oscars. https://t.co/UNgGySGz3r https://t.co/00hd0Jw8cy Ryan Gosling and the cast of "Barbie" perform "I'm Just Ken" at the #Oscars. https://t.co/UNgGySGz3r https://t.co/00hd0Jw8cy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1767224546875392067)  2024-03-11T16:22Z 100.6K followers, 2.1M engagements


"Hey friends I'm actually posting regularly on other platforms: https://bsky.app/profile/everywhereist.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/everywhereist.bsky.social"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1860095916860215402)  2024-11-22T23:00Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"But I am hoping someone in your PR team is smart enough to realize that illegally withholding compensation from a disabled grieving senior is a terrible marketing move"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1931113534634828096)  2025-06-06T22:18Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Seriously how the fuck do you close an Ethics Office and have Nazis cheering for you and still manage to think you're the good guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/816145915136225280)  2017-01-03T04:55Z 100.6K followers, 12.1K engagements


"TRUMP. CONTEMPLATED. THROWING. CANS. OF. CHICKEN. AT. PUERTO RICANS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/915672156511420416)  2017-10-04T20:17Z 100.6K followers, 19.6K engagements


"You have to have a pretty goddamn privileged life if someone wishing you Happy Holidays is an attack on your values"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/919339790876766209)  2017-10-14T23:11Z 100.6K followers, 11.6K engagements


"*order pjs on Amazon *go to bed *wake to someone putting pjs on me Me: WHAT IN THE HOLY- Amazon employee: SHHHHHH this is part of Prime now https://x.com/NBCNews/status/923361091761180672 Amazon will now deliver inside your home and record the whole thing https://t.co/GxKAISlM3c https://t.co/DvrNIMji2g https://x.com/NBCNews/status/923361091761180672 Amazon will now deliver inside your home and record the whole thing https://t.co/GxKAISlM3c https://t.co/DvrNIMji2g"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/923362179629203459)  2017-10-26T01:34Z 100.6K followers, 64.8K engagements


"This is the 19th school shooting this year. THE NINETEENTH SHOOTING IN A SCHOOL. It's February. https://x.com/cnni/status/963870899064668160 A high school in South Florida is on lockdown after a shooting was reported there. The shooter is at large authorities say https://t.co/ZtQNRb6RKi https://t.co/tI3f17NzuD https://x.com/cnni/status/963870899064668160 A high school in South Florida is on lockdown after a shooting was reported there. The shooter is at large authorities say https://t.co/ZtQNRb6RKi https://t.co/tI3f17NzuD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/963877453411201024)  2018-02-14T20:47Z 100.6K followers, 68K engagements


""If we ban guns they will just find another way." Then let them find another way. Let them try to kill dozens in a matter of minutes with a goddamn butter knife. Let them hurl stones. Let's force mass murders to get creative as hell. Because I'm tired of it being easy for them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/964340021401546752)  2018-02-16T03:25Z 100.6K followers, 331.9K engagements


"White guy goes one a killing spree: "He was a mild-mannered honor student who collected frog sculptures what a loss for society" Woman murdered by said guy: "She embarrassed him in front of everyone by not fucking him how dare she""  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/998239828490637312)  2018-05-20T16:31Z 100.6K followers, 32.3K engagements


"If a couple delivers a baby at a hospital can they get free healthcare for life Couple unexpectedly delivers baby at Chick-fil-A; baby will get free Chick-fil-A food for life and guaranteed job at [--] https://t.co/lljYi4Gr4M https://t.co/oCWvUxe5F6 Couple unexpectedly delivers baby at Chick-fil-A; baby will get free Chick-fil-A food for life and guaranteed job at [--] https://t.co/lljYi4Gr4M https://t.co/oCWvUxe5F6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1020434038312456193)  2018-07-20T22:23Z 100.6K followers, 15.5K engagements


"She's lying She's doing it to get famous It was consensual and she regretted it He turned her down and she's bitter Let's look at her sexual history (She's a slut) Let's scrutinize her mental health (She's unstable) And still they ask Why didn't she come forward sooner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1042295391205515265)  2018-09-19T06:12Z 100.6K followers, 13.4K engagements


"You made toddlers defend themselves at their own immigration hearings. Soon babies like this little angel will be protected in the womb by law. https://t.co/tXYnETjI5S Soon babies like this little angel will be protected in the womb by law. https://t.co/tXYnETjI5S"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1049183118572236800)  2018-10-08T06:22Z 100.6K followers, 181.1K engagements


"We should have more restrictions on assault weapons. "ABSOLUTELY NOT THIS IS AMERICA WE HAVE INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM" Cool so people should be allowed to define their own gender "NO NO THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEANT""  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1054049685810274304)  2018-10-21T16:40Z 100.6K followers, 13.4K engagements


"I love British antique shows because every piece has a rich history and the Brits are so blas about it. "Do you know anything about this teapot" "My grandfather used it to beat a Nazi to unconsciousness while doing espionage work during WWII." "Mmm-hmm. Beautiful etching.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1079649380951420928)  2018-12-31T08:04Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"To everyone replying to this with "But vasectomies aren't reliably reversible". You:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1126703901611151361)  2019-05-10T04:21Z 100.6K followers, 10.6K engagements


"Also I understand that some men won't be able to have children if their vasectomies can't be reversed but isn't it worth it to *checks notes* "save a bunch of babies" Unless of course you concede that this has everything to do with policing women's bodies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1126704785929846784)  2019-05-10T04:25Z 100.6K followers, 15.8K engagements


"In Alabama the penalty for a doctor who performs an abortion on a patient even in the case of rape or incest is more severe than the penalty for actually committing rape or incest. The amendment to add rape and incest exceptions failed 11-22. Alabama will make abortions a felony in all cases from the moment of conception punishable by up to [--] years in prison. The amendment to add rape and incest exceptions failed 11-22. Alabama will make abortions a felony in all cases from the moment of conception punishable by up to [--] years in prison"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1128523658836660225)  2019-05-15T04:53Z 100.6K followers, 10.9K engagements


"OMG y'all I suggested a girl should be in a comic and they are so so mad and I can't stop laughing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1134865633953234945)  2019-06-01T16:53Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"oh my god what if I'm the Joker and I just wrote my own origin story without realizing it https://x.com/GnrRnr81/status/1134867745672171521 https://x.com/GnrRnr81/status/1134867745672171521"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1134868267510579200)  2019-06-01T17:04Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Whenever I'm in a public space I think about what would happen if a mass shooting broke out. It's a constant low-level anxiety that follows me everywhere. I wonder if it's just me. I don't think it is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1157751158745649152)  2019-08-03T20:32Z 100.6K followers, 147.4K engagements


"To everyone who says that mental illness is the problem not guns: - Mental illness is everywhere mass shootings aren't. - The mentally ill are more likely to be victims of violence not perpetrators of it. - If you believe this then you should support universal healthcare"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1157906147711393792)  2019-08-04T06:48Z 100.6K followers, 40.9K engagements


"I have this working theory that Jeff Goldblum isn't actually human. He's just this very chic alien who is doing like a so-so job of fitting in on our planet and everyone's okay with it. Jeff Goldblum walks the #D23Expo red carpet https://t.co/1GOrqBem8M Jeff Goldblum walks the #D23Expo red carpet https://t.co/1GOrqBem8M"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1165310616057200640)  2019-08-24T17:11Z 100.6K followers, 111.6K engagements


"LOL WHAT'S NEXT WOMEN DOCTORS It's National Men Make Dinner Day It's the day for men to take charge in the kitchen. https://t.co/M3gFeu7n6N It's National Men Make Dinner Day It's the day for men to take charge in the kitchen. https://t.co/M3gFeu7n6N"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1190757350619004928)  2019-11-02T22:27Z 100.6K followers, 14.1K engagements


"My friend's insurance coded his brain surgeon wrong on their forms and billed him $250k and he had to figure that shit out while dying of cancer Buttigieg: I trust you to figure out your own health care. Buttigieg: I trust you to figure out your own health care"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1205561944884670464)  2019-12-13T18:55Z 100.6K followers, 21.9K engagements


"Tamir Rice was shot in a playground for having a toy gun. Police and staff arent engaging w/ protesters and the crowd is angry https://t.co/2OOJC7eQl2 Police and staff arent engaging w/ protesters and the crowd is angry https://t.co/2OOJC7eQl2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1255959638303838209)  2020-04-30T20:38Z 100.6K followers, 216.3K engagements


""Ronan Farrow has exposed too many rapists and it's unfair says rapist" are actually the news stories we're getting in this absolutely fucking nightmare of a timeline"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1262877769127522304)  2020-05-19T22:48Z 100.6K followers, 17.5K engagements


"To everyone who said we overreacted when Trump was elected: seriously fuck you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1267595885313048577)  2020-06-01T23:16Z 100.6K followers, 15K engagements


"The mask debate like virtually every other major conflict in American politics can be boiled down to "I don't know how to convince you to care about other people.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1276640353014054912)  2020-06-26T22:15Z 100.6K followers, 127.1K engagements


"Stop. Being. So. Impressed. By. Fondant. It's just stale frosting stop it stop it stop it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1282353246296666112)  2020-07-12T16:36Z 100.6K followers, 10.9K engagements


"@realDonaldTrump Unless you are willing to guarantee every single person in America the same level of healthcare you just received for free shut the fuck up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1313188908537057280)  2020-10-05T18:46Z 100.6K followers, 61.2K engagements


"@realDonaldTrump You literally got drugs that had only been tested on three hundred people. You received experimental treatments that are not available to the public and you have the fucking audacity to say this You are a fucking sack of shit. You are a monster"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1313189725650337793)  2020-10-05T18:50Z 100.6K followers, 32.2K engagements


"If you are still confused on how to pronounce her name it's "Madame Vice-President.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1325124824939683842)  2020-11-07T17:15Z 100.6K followers, 17.8K engagements


"How can you be thrown out of a Costco for refusing to wear a mask but not Congress"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1348896877274558466)  2021-01-12T07:37Z 100.6K followers, 125.4K engagements


"Decided to display menstrual products on the bookshelves behind me the way Lauren Boebert does firearms"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1362531482040819713)  2021-02-18T22:36Z 100.6K followers, 85.4K engagements


"Look I'm flexible either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1372352111497801730)  2021-03-18T01:00Z 100.6K followers, 123.4K engagements


"Therapist: Can you think back to when you were a kid and your anxiety started Me:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1383461454490214405)  2021-04-17T16:44Z 100.6K followers, 20.4K engagements


"The fact that he committed murder and it was filmed and we're on edge wondering if he will be found guilty is just . a lot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1384596454900125704)  2021-04-20T19:54Z 100.6K followers, 21K engagements


"Okay we're all talking about the sweet and sort of awkward pic of the Bidens and the Carters but can we talk about the latter's wedding photo There is so much joy in this pic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1389462375288369155)  2021-05-04T06:10Z 100.6K followers, 10.9K engagements


"I just walked by a woman and I said "Beautiful dress" and she said nothing and I didn't angrily call her a fucking bitch so I need the men of the world to know that it is possible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1420812810628468741)  2021-07-29T18:25Z 100.6K followers, 19K engagements


"Billion dollar idea: an app that sends you a text after hanging out with people that just says "No you weren't weird and no one is ruminating on that thing you said that you think was super awkward.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1424828226245824521)  2021-08-09T20:21Z 100.6K followers, 13K engagements


"I . love her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1468361734620520452)  2021-12-07T23:28Z 100.6K followers, 93.1K engagements


"Remember how a while back I said that I went to a Michelin starred restaurant and it was one of the most singularly awful meals of my life I finally sat down and wrote about the whole fiasco. https://bit.ly/HellNoBros https://bit.ly/HellNoBros"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1468654972145258497)  2021-12-08T18:53Z 100.6K followers, 26.6K engagements


"Body: We should go to bed. Brain: Or we could look up history's deadliest carnival accidents"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1473174071114276865)  2021-12-21T06:10Z 100.6K followers, 21.5K engagements


"My doctor and I were discussing my anxiety and she said "Brains are made to keep us alive. They're not made to keep us happy." And I can't stop thinking about that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1491841407111159815)  2022-02-10T18:28Z 100.6K followers, 217.5K engagements


"My doctor said that people with anxiety have a super sensitive threat scanner. It creates "what could go wrong images" in our heads. "It's designed to keep you alive. It's like a superpower. You just need to learn how to control it." And now I'm just rethinking everything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1491842977433411587)  2022-02-10T18:34Z 100.6K followers, 15.5K engagements


"She said that brains return to negative thoughts - the way our tongue keeps working on a canker sore. And after a while we wear in those pathways so it becomes like a well-trodden trail that's easier and easier to return to. The trick is creating new pathways. Which is hard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1491846164781490184)  2022-02-10T18:46Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"She said that negative thoughts which look to the past take the form of coulda/shoulda/woulda - and that leads to depression. Negative thoughts which look to the future take the form of "what if x bad thing happens-" and lead to anxiety. So anxiety and depression are linked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1491846818828673049)  2022-02-10T18:49Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Someone just shared this on Reddit and I think we can all collectively agree that we don't deserve Keanu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1507336000976175104)  2022-03-25T12:38Z 100.6K followers, 70K engagements


"Men will literally spend billions on a social media platform instead of going to therapy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1518669317797261319)  2022-04-25T19:12Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"okay I see that telling us what to do with our uteruses was not enough and they have moved on to the boob"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1524894327616376832)  2022-05-12T23:28Z 100.6K followers, 12.6K engagements


"Love that all these dudes are like "I won't sleep with this year's Sports Illustrated cover model" as though that was ever an option"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1526435507529342977)  2022-05-17T05:32Z 100.6K followers, 103.6K engagements


"I'm babysitting and already I've screamed "WE DO NOT PICK OUR NOSES ON THE TRAMPOLINE" and "DO NOT THROW THE BELL PEPPER AT YOUR BROTHER" and I'm convinced parenting is just a series of increasingly absurd Mad Libs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1558211234435985409)  2022-08-12T21:58Z 100.6K followers, 14.4K engagements


"Lol what if we all block him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1587557331940040709)  2022-11-01T21:28Z 100.6K followers, 91.7K engagements


"In case this website dies *any second now* and you want to keep in touch you can sign up for my Super Cool Email Club here. It'll mostly be photos of Rand cooking recipes I like and my thoughts on viral Reddit threads sent out sporadically: https://www.everywhereist.com/subscribe/ https://www.everywhereist.com/subscribe/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1593691874333982722)  2022-11-18T19:45Z 100.6K followers, [--] engagements


"If only there was some sort of seasonally appropriate story about the ills of one man having too much money and being awful to everyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/1604378617060143104)  2022-12-18T07:30Z 100.6K followers, 1.1M engagements


"I heard that @JDVance saw Pluto Nash in the theaters opening weekend and cried because it was the most beautiful moving-going experience of his life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1897039824110170475)  2025-03-04T21:41Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Hey @AmericanAir it's been several months since you downgraded my disabled mother on a international flight without her knowledge or consent as she was flying to a funeral. Per eu261 she is entitled by law to extensive compensation. Your customer service team has ghosted me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1931112139990979067)  2025-06-06T22:13Z 100.6K followers, 14.9K engagements


"RT @jailedamanda: Its Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen for the 41st years in the row"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1932195806683308314)  2025-06-09T21:59Z 100.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Legally she's owed 75% of the price of the downgraded ticket. @americanair has lied told me that this isn't true told me that another airline was responsible () offered her $600 and now say she is owed nothing. I'm honestly and truly appalled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1936149948862804189)  2025-06-20T19:51Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"They. Turned. Off. The. Recording. When. He. Called. Putin. IF OBAMA HAD DONE THIS THE GOP WOULD HAVE HAD HIM TRIED FOR TREASON. https://x.com/RawStory/status/827190495210266628 Foreign policy insider: No readout of Trump-Putin call because White House turned off recording https://t.co/vfaO59rzc9 https://t.co/wx9iiPN6ai https://x.com/RawStory/status/827190495210266628 Foreign policy insider: No readout of Trump-Putin call because White House turned off recording https://t.co/vfaO59rzc9 https://t.co/wx9iiPN6ai"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/827316714165530624)  2017-02-03T00:44Z 100.6K followers, 114.8K engagements


"Kathy Griffin: I ruined my career Maher: Hold my beer. KG: u gonna do worse Maher: No I'm a white guy. I'll be fine. Just hold my beer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/871127030082945024)  2017-06-03T22:10Z 100.6K followers, 12.6K engagements


"People seemed confused about the Nazi issue so I made a handy flowchart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/896798119014170625)  2017-08-13T18:18Z 100.6K followers, 240.2K engagements


"Me: *writes post about how misogyny is real* The comments: "Die you f#cking c#nt" Me: "I STAND CORRECTED""  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/904089776650780672)  2017-09-02T21:12Z 100.6K followers, 10.8K engagements


""FETUSES ARE SACRED AND MUST BE PROTECTED." So you'll cover prenatal care "Ha ha ha ha ha oh god no." https://x.com/GavinNewsom/status/910209191838486528 Graham-Cassidy allows insurers to NOT cover: -Pregnancy -Newborn care -Mental health services -Prescription drugs -Rehab -Birth control https://x.com/GavinNewsom/status/910209191838486528 Graham-Cassidy allows insurers to NOT cover: -Pregnancy -Newborn care -Mental health services -Prescription drugs -Rehab -Birth control"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/910340059148165121)  2017-09-20T03:09Z 100.6K followers, 129.9K engagements


"what if we tell the GOP that birth control is like a tiny little gun that protects our uterus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/916336699193487361)  2017-10-06T16:17Z 100.6K followers, 111.6K engagements


"Sorry I was off Twitter for a while - it appears that people are destroying coffee machines to show their support of child molesters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/929861562176811012)  2017-11-13T00:00Z 100.6K followers, 44.6K engagements


"Called me old fashioned but I liked that period between the end of WWII and Nov. [--] [----] when Nazis felt enough shame to hide the fact that they were Nazis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/934790513324015618)  2017-11-26T14:26Z 100.6K followers, 29.4K engagements


"I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to not whip his dick out especially in work contexts I mean honestly this should all go without saying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/936022277291773952)  2017-11-30T00:01Z 100.6K followers, 40.9K engagements


"My new hobby for [----] is finding the worst thing at the Goodwill and telling my husband I bought it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/947994878423601152)  2018-01-02T00:56Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Someone in my mentions said that if people can't buy guns they'll just make them and the responses are making me so proud right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/964413024768421888)  2018-02-16T08:15Z 100.6K followers, 11.9K engagements


"Schools: We don't need guns. We need more funding. GOP: Here's $67 million Schools: OH MY GO- GOP: It's for guns. https://x.com/ddale8/status/968860631288963072 Florida's Republican-controlled appropriations committee has approved a $67 million "school marshal" program to give [--] teachers per school [---] hours of training to carry guns and give armed teachers $500 bonuses: https://t.co/6ZmmCYIP79 https://t.co/Mub8hfvKbE https://x.com/ddale8/status/968860631288963072 Florida's Republican-controlled appropriations committee has approved a $67 million "school marshal" program to give [--] teachers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/968885242248310784)  2018-02-28T16:26Z 100.6K followers, 14.6K engagements


"We were on earth at the same time as Stephen Hawking. That's kind of a miraculous thing. We breathed the same air as the man who demystified the stars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/973771599621967872)  2018-03-14T04:03Z 100.6K followers, 253.9K engagements


"Do you know what's a comforting thought right now That if there is an afterlife Stephen Hawking now knows the answer to every single lingering question he had about the universe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/973774236551602176)  2018-03-14T04:14Z 100.6K followers, 14.7K engagements


"Remember when Bristol Palin got pregnant and Obama who was then running for Pres shut down all criticism of her by noting his mom was an unwed pregnant teen Anyway props to members of the right who've forgotten that and targeted a bunch of kids who were shot at in school"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/978715653891801088)  2018-03-27T19:29Z 100.6K followers, 90.8K engagements


"If aliens land and ask to be taken to our leader we should bring them to this dog. https://x.com/abcbrisbane/status/987502107614896129 Max the loyal old blue heeler stays with a three-year-old girl lost in rugged bush overnight and leads her grandma to find her https://t.co/7mi3D9LEWA https://t.co/xD8KAMQEhk https://x.com/abcbrisbane/status/987502107614896129 Max the loyal old blue heeler stays with a three-year-old girl lost in rugged bush overnight and leads her grandma to find her https://t.co/7mi3D9LEWA https://t.co/xD8KAMQEhk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/987563986462826496)  2018-04-21T05:29Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"The prevailing belief that Nazis are bad. https://x.com/ThatEricAlper/status/989625240551677953 https://x.com/ThatEricAlper/status/989625240551677953"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/990219666210590720)  2018-04-28T13:22Z 100.6K followers, 91K engagements


"I really like the Yanny/Laurel debate because it reminds me of the fights we used to have on Twitter before we started regularly arguing over who counts as human"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/997001258798989312)  2018-05-17T06:29Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I have repeatedly seen women who are unmmarried or who aren't mothers have their sanity or their humanity questioned. I never see the same thing happen to men who are bachelors or who don't have kids. https://x.com/RealCandaceO/status/997165058122813440 Interesting theory presented to me at lunch. Do you guys think something bio-chemically happens to women who dont marry and/or have children Evidentiary support: @chelseahandler @kathygriffin @SarahKSilverman https://x.com/RealCandaceO/status/997165058122813440 Interesting theory presented to me at lunch. Do you guys think something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/997214301260693504)  2018-05-17T20:36Z 100.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Stop saying that the Sante Fe victim "rejected" the shooter's "advances" - he wasn't "making advances". He was harassing her. She told him to stop and he killed her and a bunch of others. Stop making it sound like he awkwardly passed her a note asking if she liked anyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/everywhereist/status/998792113528582144)  2018-05-22T05:06Z 100.6K followers, 11.6K engagements

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