#  @earnestbet ernest ernest posts on X about night, in the, mexico, guess the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1542330671556870147/interactions)  - [--] Week [-------] +920% - [--] Month [-------] -68% - [--] Months [----------] +1,518% - [--] Year [----------] +3,291% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1542330671556870147/posts_active)  - [--] Week [--] +29% - [--] Month [--] +31% - [--] Months [--] -7.70% - [--] Year [---] +170% ### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1542330671556870147/followers)  - [--] Week [-----] +1.40% - [--] Month [-----] +2.20% - [--] Months [-----] +37% - [--] Year [-----] +186% ### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1542330671556870147/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 3.85% [countries](/list/countries) 3.85% [social networks](/list/social-networks) 2.88% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 2.88% [stocks](/list/stocks) 1.92% [formula 1](/list/formula-1) 0.96% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands) 0.96% **Social topic influence** [night](/topic/night) 3.85%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 2.88%, [mexico](/topic/mexico) 2.88%, [guess](/topic/guess) 1.92%, [twitter](/topic/twitter) 1.92%, [mid](/topic/mid) 1.92%, [how to](/topic/how-to) 1.92%, [autozone](/topic/autozone) 0.96%, [the end](/topic/the-end) 0.96%, [end of](/topic/end-of) 0.96% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@castleb0y](/creator/undefined) [@bovrilg](/creator/undefined) [@tyler02020202](/creator/undefined) [@damnahad](/creator/undefined) [@jdabknee](/creator/undefined) [@naansequitur](/creator/undefined) [@jlmsophie](/creator/undefined) [@unclegworl](/creator/undefined) [@wannabfisherman](/creator/undefined) [@ballingerii](/creator/undefined) [@frontwardz](/creator/undefined) [@viralmanager](/creator/undefined) [@meatsical](/creator/undefined) [@amanwhoisalsoa](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Autozone Inc (AZO)](/topic/autozone) [Lululemon Athletica Inc (LULU)](/topic/$lulu) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "i like you. i see a lot of my ex in you and i like that about you" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1962920854666301460) 2025-09-02T16:49Z [----] followers, 201.5K engagements "i threw up last night" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2022336249525362991) 2026-02-13T15:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "dandruff so bad i went to the autozone and bought four hats" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2016265079390417245) 2026-01-27T21:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "got high drank a celsius and pulled my standing desk out for what i expected to be a productive morning" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2021648322885562797) 2026-02-11T18:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@castleb0y wait deadass" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2022153677147189644) 2026-02-13T03:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@BovrilG by the end of the film" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2022154184817357087) 2026-02-13T03:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "there's a sense of security in not being wanted" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966126808178594184) 2025-09-11T13:08Z [----] followers, 25.2K engagements "i stopped in the middle of the road and turned off my headlights" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1983858277789077714) 2025-10-30T11:27Z [----] followers, 337.2K engagements "LA never felt isolating to me i literally had to leave because i was just too connected the crews ran too deep i was getting too lit. it was becoming to be a problem just unsustainable. living there felt like one perpetual hangout. i never got anything done" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2022772567031816228) 2026-02-14T20:38Z [----] followers, 100.1K engagements "i annoyed three mothers (1/3 pregnant) at a bar called banter. and accidentally misled people about these little iron chairs they had on the wall as decoration saying they were actually meant for overflowing seating but they were actually just for decoration" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2020349358491988377) 2026-02-08T04:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "subscribing is a serious commitment i keep falling into crazy contacts" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2020360012841746438) 2026-02-08T04:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "bought weed stalked my ex masturbated to late century porn" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2020555209626247653) 2026-02-08T17:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "girls whove had pussy before just have a different kind of glow. every straight girl ive fucked with makes being bitter a big part of their identity. idk. if i had to guess its prob just so much pressure when you only have half as many options and most of them dont respect you" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2020722585462296663) 2026-02-09T04:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "my little sister finished i love la i havent watched it yet but she says that hairy chested gay guy reminds her of me is this good or bad" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2021234165211906451) 2026-02-10T14:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "spent the last four months working really hard on something but now its time to start from scratch again" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2021390989760528494) 2026-02-11T01:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "https://music.apple.com/us/album/till-i-gain-control-again/1828562209&i=1828562617 https://music.apple.com/us/album/till-i-gain-control-again/1828562209&i=1828562617" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2021613629825593690) 2026-02-11T15:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "wore three layers top and bottom gloves and a beanie to ride my bike to the gym this morning. this cant be sustainable" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2021861594708271129) 2026-02-12T08:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "porn is bad but if everyone involved in a production is already dead then its guilt free kinda like secondhand fur" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2021978210859466765) 2026-02-12T16:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "is $160 for two weeks of groceries good no yes no yes" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2022074420957995104) 2026-02-12T22:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "type shit im on Oomf getting attacked for dming every girl on here but this whole time I thought he was gay Oomf getting attacked for dming every girl on here but this whole time I thought he was gay" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2022314689204494678) 2026-02-13T14:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "hg just told me im like the male version of a bird" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2022495501958942875) 2026-02-14T02:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "my exes succeeding actually gives me great relief" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2022686476400759256) 2026-02-14T14:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "surreal moment i just had being real life brutally frame mogged by these bronze leather tanned skinned bodybuilders some with trophies filing out of the downtown theater" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2022763693843354066) 2026-02-14T20:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "gggorg but. bored af" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2023170728904798388) 2026-02-15T23:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "just blocked a deranged gay guy for posting his genitals on the timeline like motherfucker thats rape i feel so ravaged" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2023485068535361813) 2026-02-16T19:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "taking a picture of light in my room like its something crazy" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1858630366812401706) 2024-11-18T21:56Z [----] followers, 13.3K engagements "happy thanksgiving four years ago today i was sitting in a texas jailhouse eating the best coleslaw i ever ate waiting for the bail bondsman to come pick me up" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1862236928000823389) 2024-11-28T20:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "something irreparable happens to the human psyche when someone with a twitter account moves to new york city" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1870581701094855065) 2024-12-21T21:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "just got approved for a mid century thick walls parking included silverlake apartment" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1876693291619557624) 2025-01-07T18:12Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements "this and a homoerotic best friend in the cut who sometimes services you on really drunk nights every 7-8 months https://t.co/IUGsHnyTUL https://t.co/IUGsHnyTUL" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1878171611246788976) 2025-01-11T20:06Z [----] followers, 107.7K engagements "things will work out" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1890656780251804093) 2025-02-15T06:57Z [----] followers, 10.9K engagements "i use a fagcent during job interviews because i feel it makes them trust me more" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1892671734941094092) 2025-02-20T20:24Z [----] followers, 516K engagements "@damnahad i always compliment the shoes too" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1892680608049959207) 2025-02-20T20:59Z [----] followers, 16.2K engagements "@JDabknee success rate" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1892811965866631512) 2025-02-21T05:41Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements "only time the sun comes into my room is when i angle my window to reflect it inside" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1904199681909133702) 2025-03-24T15:52Z [----] followers, 17.2K engagements "what state do u love in" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1905716407591157944) 2025-03-28T20:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "im trying so hard not to throw up" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1905932102723625223) 2025-03-29T10:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "met a girl last night. i sent her a shirtless pic and she sent me a poster for a reading next week" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1906421771701776703) 2025-03-30T19:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "i dont need a lot of attention just a little understanding" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1909706421937357133) 2025-04-08T20:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "five hours at the library cause i know how to handle it" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1911217015471374371) 2025-04-13T00:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "in [----] i lost $12k and was homeless for three years after producing an adaptation of this short story. i thought he (the director) would see my sacrifice as a grand romantic gesture and fall in love with me. it never happened and we also never got the rights to distribute Everything is green https://t.co/GYopPjEMMW Everything is green https://t.co/GYopPjEMMW" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1914917469308989940) 2025-04-23T05:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "schizophrenic at the library is demanding that the staff remove the invisible children who are molesting her pictures and stealing her voice and im lowkey on her side" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1915186907916755241) 2025-04-23T23:31Z [----] followers, 121.4K engagements "they called the cops. like oh lets antagonize the girl who took a risk and put herself out there psychotically" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1915191020704366662) 2025-04-23T23:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@naansequitur theres a regular at my library that prints out images of ancient artifacts in the shape of cubes and puts them in a green folder" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1915455657626787970) 2025-04-24T17:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "just had one of those mythic facebook marketplace encounters with a girl so beautiful i gasped. she didnt know the seats in her mercedes went downtwo minutes in and im already conduit for discovery. now shell always have a piece of me with her (free vintage oak mirror)" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1924948286265565423) 2025-05-20T22:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "kissing someone from fb marketplace and then fumbling" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1926010724544905679) 2025-05-23T20:21Z [----] followers, 56.4K engagements "every time i move my life gets smaller" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1928547415600120252) 2025-05-30T20:21Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements "@jlm_sophie no just buy and sell from fb marketplace wherever i end up" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1928895648172028182) 2025-05-31T19:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@_uncle_gworl even mid people were hot back then" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1930044375251464291) 2025-06-03T23:30Z [----] followers, 122.6K engagements "fucked his lookalike last night. i think im finally ready to move on" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1930359582133760323) 2025-06-04T20:22Z [----] followers, 27.7K engagements "hanging out with straight guys" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1936627156085567857) 2025-06-22T03:27Z [----] followers, 40.3K engagements "nightcapping with lesbians" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1936677297719009749) 2025-06-22T06:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "i tipped the canoe" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1941343709553099192) 2025-07-05T03:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "19 hrs to austin" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1943012241927999577) 2025-07-09T18:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "first night in austin" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1943917027552620837) 2025-07-12T06:15Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements "very very cute american expat from mexico city was over last night. i was drinking wine straight from the bottle as he lay there naked while i showed him pictures of all the pretty girls i follow on twitter. he yawned told me i talk like a straight guy got dressed and left" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1944477444229988686) 2025-07-13T19:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "these austin bitches are not fucking w my swag i thought it was country asf down here but everyones in Lululemon or got microbangs" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1944523428209283235) 2025-07-13T22:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "getting drinks with a girl" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1947842858079166930) 2025-07-23T02:15Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements "took a long lunch break and missed my bus now i have to hike all the way home" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1948816178954338658) 2025-07-25T18:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "anybody else feel the horrible weight of being an animal" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1949170138546409880) 2025-07-26T18:09Z [----] followers, 53.6K engagements "third date. meeting her family. trying to pass as lowk closeted tonight" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1949948986044932307) 2025-07-28T21:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@tyler02020202 its supposed to be once a week" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1950621088733446230) 2025-07-30T18:14Z [----] followers, 76.6K engagements "i chased a woman for four years before she let me hit. most guys my age dont have that kind of patience or taste for romance" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1954912628914172149) 2025-08-11T14:27Z [----] followers, 138.6K engagements "conversely i chased a man for four years and he never let me hit. now we we dont speak; we pretend to hate each other because there are no cards left to play" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1954916885251633521) 2025-08-11T14:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "my mother grew up in rural mexico in an adobe house with no power and no tooth brush until she was [--] and now i cant get her to stop holding onto trash. like this paperclip and used birthday candle is not essential to u ma" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1955943754734460967) 2025-08-14T10:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "feeling nostalgic for the dappled light window i had in my first LA apartment" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1958478616930419069) 2025-08-21T10:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "do you have the courage and strength to be a 27-year-old loser" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1961424499825398006) 2025-08-29T13:43Z [----] followers, 331.8K engagements "it used to be realistic for a woman to simply want a little apartment some plants a little cat and a working man. but we don't live in that america anymore. now beautiful women want botox before they even turn 30" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1962131953529802842) 2025-08-31T12:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "accidentally left my car in drive (parking break was on) with the keys in the ignition while i sat in the coffee shop for three hours" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1962208972020072944) 2025-08-31T17:40Z [----] followers, 78K engagements "very concerning the amount of recent male mutuals whove abandoned the cause to cozy up with their freshly pulled and stunningly beautiful female partners" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1964116691203273046) 2025-09-06T00:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "every woman i reject ends up with a finer man and that honest to god alleviates a lot of guilt" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1965797601930002777) 2025-09-10T15:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "broke bitchless riding around in a hoopty. but i was happy. by god i was fucking happy" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966269949254475972) 2025-09-11T22:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "one time i was asked if i'd rather smash dakota johnson or sydney sweeney and when i said dakota all my homies laughed at me because that was "gay option" https://t.co/ixIQoHO4E4 https://t.co/ixIQoHO4E4" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966511573574287464) 2025-09-12T14:37Z [----] followers, 10.1M engagements "@wannabfisherman thank you for having my back" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966518524966326281) 2025-09-12T15:05Z [----] followers, 376.9K engagements "lowk all of my relationships have looked like this" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966557727229923746) 2025-09-12T17:41Z [----] followers, 859.8K engagements "i dream about the girl i fell in love with when i was [--] more than any other person" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966569495998177407) 2025-09-12T18:27Z [----] followers, 99K engagements "@BallingerII take a wild guess" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966584032956731833) 2025-09-12T19:25Z [----] followers, 16.8K engagements "in the last one we survived a flood. i remember us tiptoeing around our history while i scraped together a makeshift camp" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966603139445887038) 2025-09-12T20:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@tyler02020202 protracted adolescence" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966614198936383632) 2025-09-12T21:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "youll never marry a poor man and ill never get over my ex. were perfect for each other" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966903460638720380) 2025-09-13T16:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "my uncle in mexico married poor. he didnt have much to offer but he could build her a house with his bare hands" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1972325762461245582) 2025-09-28T15:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "what men want is a woman that knows exactly how to control them" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1977570132487778386) 2025-10-13T03:00Z [----] followers, 15.6K engagements "love when a mutual goes private. now i got you all to myself" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1984416615824257245) 2025-11-01T00:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "cops told me to go home after seeing me ride on the main road" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1984678062839976020) 2025-11-01T17:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "my love language is bringing up my ex" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1985015801238433849) 2025-11-02T16:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "they got my ass babysitting iidk what tf im doing. he started crying so i just started bouncing him on my leg and singing frank ocean n he calmed down" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1768687006047940619) 2024-03-15T17:13Z [----] followers, 12.1K engagements "i dont know :/ i feel like this hat looks cartoonishly tall" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1870918097432969679) 2024-12-22T19:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@frontwardz her thoughts were so pure it scared them" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1915254908619808831) 2025-04-24T04:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "i think its concerning that everybody walks around with shit plugged in their ears constantly pumping sound into their heads. like the utter disbelief i get from people when i tell them i spend 4-6 hrs at the library with nothing but my work and my thoughtsit worries me" [X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1915539199278923777) 2025-04-24T22:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements Limited data mode. 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@earnestbet ernesternest posts on X about night, in the, mexico, guess the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.
Social category influence technology brands 3.85% countries 3.85% social networks 2.88% travel destinations 2.88% stocks 1.92% formula 1 0.96% fashion brands 0.96%
Social topic influence night 3.85%, in the 2.88%, mexico 2.88%, guess 1.92%, twitter 1.92%, mid 1.92%, how to 1.92%, autozone 0.96%, the end 0.96%, end of 0.96%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @castleb0y @bovrilg @tyler02020202 @damnahad @jdabknee @naansequitur @jlmsophie @unclegworl @wannabfisherman @ballingerii @frontwardz @viralmanager @meatsical @amanwhoisalsoa
Top assets mentioned Autozone Inc (AZO) Lululemon Athletica Inc (LULU)
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"i like you. i see a lot of my ex in you and i like that about you"
X Link 2025-09-02T16:49Z [----] followers, 201.5K engagements
"i threw up last night"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"dandruff so bad i went to the autozone and bought four hats"
X Link 2026-01-27T21:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"got high drank a celsius and pulled my standing desk out for what i expected to be a productive morning"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@castleb0y wait deadass"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@BovrilG by the end of the film"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"there's a sense of security in not being wanted"
X Link 2025-09-11T13:08Z [----] followers, 25.2K engagements
"i stopped in the middle of the road and turned off my headlights"
X Link 2025-10-30T11:27Z [----] followers, 337.2K engagements
"LA never felt isolating to me i literally had to leave because i was just too connected the crews ran too deep i was getting too lit. it was becoming to be a problem just unsustainable. living there felt like one perpetual hangout. i never got anything done"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:38Z [----] followers, 100.1K engagements
"i annoyed three mothers (1/3 pregnant) at a bar called banter. and accidentally misled people about these little iron chairs they had on the wall as decoration saying they were actually meant for overflowing seating but they were actually just for decoration"
X Link 2026-02-08T04:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"subscribing is a serious commitment i keep falling into crazy contacts"
X Link 2026-02-08T04:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"bought weed stalked my ex masturbated to late century porn"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"girls whove had pussy before just have a different kind of glow. every straight girl ive fucked with makes being bitter a big part of their identity. idk. if i had to guess its prob just so much pressure when you only have half as many options and most of them dont respect you"
X Link 2026-02-09T04:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"my little sister finished i love la i havent watched it yet but she says that hairy chested gay guy reminds her of me is this good or bad"
X Link 2026-02-10T14:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"spent the last four months working really hard on something but now its time to start from scratch again"
X Link 2026-02-11T01:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"https://music.apple.com/us/album/till-i-gain-control-again/1828562209&i=1828562617 https://music.apple.com/us/album/till-i-gain-control-again/1828562209&i=1828562617"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"wore three layers top and bottom gloves and a beanie to ride my bike to the gym this morning. this cant be sustainable"
X Link 2026-02-12T08:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"porn is bad but if everyone involved in a production is already dead then its guilt free kinda like secondhand fur"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"is $160 for two weeks of groceries good no yes no yes"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"type shit im on Oomf getting attacked for dming every girl on here but this whole time I thought he was gay Oomf getting attacked for dming every girl on here but this whole time I thought he was gay"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"hg just told me im like the male version of a bird"
X Link 2026-02-14T02:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"my exes succeeding actually gives me great relief"
X Link 2026-02-14T14:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"surreal moment i just had being real life brutally frame mogged by these bronze leather tanned skinned bodybuilders some with trophies filing out of the downtown theater"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"gggorg but. bored af"
X Link 2026-02-15T23:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"just blocked a deranged gay guy for posting his genitals on the timeline like motherfucker thats rape i feel so ravaged"
X Link 2026-02-16T19:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"taking a picture of light in my room like its something crazy"
X Link 2024-11-18T21:56Z [----] followers, 13.3K engagements
"happy thanksgiving four years ago today i was sitting in a texas jailhouse eating the best coleslaw i ever ate waiting for the bail bondsman to come pick me up"
X Link 2024-11-28T20:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"something irreparable happens to the human psyche when someone with a twitter account moves to new york city"
X Link 2024-12-21T21:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"just got approved for a mid century thick walls parking included silverlake apartment"
X Link 2025-01-07T18:12Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements
"this and a homoerotic best friend in the cut who sometimes services you on really drunk nights every 7-8 months https://t.co/IUGsHnyTUL https://t.co/IUGsHnyTUL"
X Link 2025-01-11T20:06Z [----] followers, 107.7K engagements
"things will work out"
X Link 2025-02-15T06:57Z [----] followers, 10.9K engagements
"i use a fagcent during job interviews because i feel it makes them trust me more"
X Link 2025-02-20T20:24Z [----] followers, 516K engagements
"@damnahad i always compliment the shoes too"
X Link 2025-02-20T20:59Z [----] followers, 16.2K engagements
"@JDabknee success rate"
X Link 2025-02-21T05:41Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements
"only time the sun comes into my room is when i angle my window to reflect it inside"
X Link 2025-03-24T15:52Z [----] followers, 17.2K engagements
"what state do u love in"
X Link 2025-03-28T20:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"im trying so hard not to throw up"
X Link 2025-03-29T10:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"met a girl last night. i sent her a shirtless pic and she sent me a poster for a reading next week"
X Link 2025-03-30T19:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"i dont need a lot of attention just a little understanding"
X Link 2025-04-08T20:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"five hours at the library cause i know how to handle it"
X Link 2025-04-13T00:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"in [----] i lost $12k and was homeless for three years after producing an adaptation of this short story. i thought he (the director) would see my sacrifice as a grand romantic gesture and fall in love with me. it never happened and we also never got the rights to distribute Everything is green https://t.co/GYopPjEMMW Everything is green https://t.co/GYopPjEMMW"
X Link 2025-04-23T05:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"schizophrenic at the library is demanding that the staff remove the invisible children who are molesting her pictures and stealing her voice and im lowkey on her side"
X Link 2025-04-23T23:31Z [----] followers, 121.4K engagements
"they called the cops. like oh lets antagonize the girl who took a risk and put herself out there psychotically"
X Link 2025-04-23T23:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@naansequitur theres a regular at my library that prints out images of ancient artifacts in the shape of cubes and puts them in a green folder"
X Link 2025-04-24T17:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"just had one of those mythic facebook marketplace encounters with a girl so beautiful i gasped. she didnt know the seats in her mercedes went downtwo minutes in and im already conduit for discovery. now shell always have a piece of me with her (free vintage oak mirror)"
X Link 2025-05-20T22:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"kissing someone from fb marketplace and then fumbling"
X Link 2025-05-23T20:21Z [----] followers, 56.4K engagements
"every time i move my life gets smaller"
X Link 2025-05-30T20:21Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements
"@jlm_sophie no just buy and sell from fb marketplace wherever i end up"
X Link 2025-05-31T19:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@_uncle_gworl even mid people were hot back then"
X Link 2025-06-03T23:30Z [----] followers, 122.6K engagements
"fucked his lookalike last night. i think im finally ready to move on"
X Link 2025-06-04T20:22Z [----] followers, 27.7K engagements
"hanging out with straight guys"
X Link 2025-06-22T03:27Z [----] followers, 40.3K engagements
"nightcapping with lesbians"
X Link 2025-06-22T06:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"i tipped the canoe"
X Link 2025-07-05T03:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"19 hrs to austin"
X Link 2025-07-09T18:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"first night in austin"
X Link 2025-07-12T06:15Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements
"very very cute american expat from mexico city was over last night. i was drinking wine straight from the bottle as he lay there naked while i showed him pictures of all the pretty girls i follow on twitter. he yawned told me i talk like a straight guy got dressed and left"
X Link 2025-07-13T19:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"these austin bitches are not fucking w my swag i thought it was country asf down here but everyones in Lululemon or got microbangs"
X Link 2025-07-13T22:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"getting drinks with a girl"
X Link 2025-07-23T02:15Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements
"took a long lunch break and missed my bus now i have to hike all the way home"
X Link 2025-07-25T18:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"anybody else feel the horrible weight of being an animal"
X Link 2025-07-26T18:09Z [----] followers, 53.6K engagements
"third date. meeting her family. trying to pass as lowk closeted tonight"
X Link 2025-07-28T21:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@tyler02020202 its supposed to be once a week"
X Link 2025-07-30T18:14Z [----] followers, 76.6K engagements
"i chased a woman for four years before she let me hit. most guys my age dont have that kind of patience or taste for romance"
X Link 2025-08-11T14:27Z [----] followers, 138.6K engagements
"conversely i chased a man for four years and he never let me hit. now we we dont speak; we pretend to hate each other because there are no cards left to play"
X Link 2025-08-11T14:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"my mother grew up in rural mexico in an adobe house with no power and no tooth brush until she was [--] and now i cant get her to stop holding onto trash. like this paperclip and used birthday candle is not essential to u ma"
X Link 2025-08-14T10:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"feeling nostalgic for the dappled light window i had in my first LA apartment"
X Link 2025-08-21T10:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"do you have the courage and strength to be a 27-year-old loser"
X Link 2025-08-29T13:43Z [----] followers, 331.8K engagements
"it used to be realistic for a woman to simply want a little apartment some plants a little cat and a working man. but we don't live in that america anymore. now beautiful women want botox before they even turn 30"
X Link 2025-08-31T12:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"accidentally left my car in drive (parking break was on) with the keys in the ignition while i sat in the coffee shop for three hours"
X Link 2025-08-31T17:40Z [----] followers, 78K engagements
"very concerning the amount of recent male mutuals whove abandoned the cause to cozy up with their freshly pulled and stunningly beautiful female partners"
X Link 2025-09-06T00:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"every woman i reject ends up with a finer man and that honest to god alleviates a lot of guilt"
X Link 2025-09-10T15:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"broke bitchless riding around in a hoopty. but i was happy. by god i was fucking happy"
X Link 2025-09-11T22:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"one time i was asked if i'd rather smash dakota johnson or sydney sweeney and when i said dakota all my homies laughed at me because that was "gay option" https://t.co/ixIQoHO4E4 https://t.co/ixIQoHO4E4"
X Link 2025-09-12T14:37Z [----] followers, 10.1M engagements
"@wannabfisherman thank you for having my back"
X Link 2025-09-12T15:05Z [----] followers, 376.9K engagements
"lowk all of my relationships have looked like this"
X Link 2025-09-12T17:41Z [----] followers, 859.8K engagements
"i dream about the girl i fell in love with when i was [--] more than any other person"
X Link 2025-09-12T18:27Z [----] followers, 99K engagements
"@BallingerII take a wild guess"
X Link 2025-09-12T19:25Z [----] followers, 16.8K engagements
"in the last one we survived a flood. i remember us tiptoeing around our history while i scraped together a makeshift camp"
X Link 2025-09-12T20:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@tyler02020202 protracted adolescence"
X Link 2025-09-12T21:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"youll never marry a poor man and ill never get over my ex. were perfect for each other"
X Link 2025-09-13T16:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"my uncle in mexico married poor. he didnt have much to offer but he could build her a house with his bare hands"
X Link 2025-09-28T15:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"what men want is a woman that knows exactly how to control them"
X Link 2025-10-13T03:00Z [----] followers, 15.6K engagements
"love when a mutual goes private. now i got you all to myself"
X Link 2025-11-01T00:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"cops told me to go home after seeing me ride on the main road"
X Link 2025-11-01T17:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"my love language is bringing up my ex"
X Link 2025-11-02T16:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"they got my ass babysitting iidk what tf im doing. he started crying so i just started bouncing him on my leg and singing frank ocean n he calmed down"
X Link 2024-03-15T17:13Z [----] followers, 12.1K engagements
"i dont know :/ i feel like this hat looks cartoonishly tall"
X Link 2024-12-22T19:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@frontwardz her thoughts were so pure it scared them"
X Link 2025-04-24T04:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"i think its concerning that everybody walks around with shit plugged in their ears constantly pumping sound into their heads. like the utter disbelief i get from people when i tell them i spend 4-6 hrs at the library with nothing but my work and my thoughtsit worries me"
X Link 2025-04-24T22:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
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