# ![@doom_captain Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::838017068.png) @doom_captain Metal Doom Evil COMMS OPEN

Metal Doom Evil COMMS OPEN posts on X about youtube, biobag, if you, the first the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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- [--] Month [-------] +2,085%
- [--] Months [-------] +2,225%
- [--] Year [-------] +680%

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- [--] Month [-----] +18%
- [--] Months [-----] +86%
- [--] Year [-----] +139%

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  7% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  5% [gaming](/list/gaming)  2% [stocks](/list/stocks)  1% [countries](/list/countries)  1% [nfts](/list/nfts)  1% [finance](/list/finance)  1%

**Social topic influence**
[youtube](/topic/youtube) 5%, [biobag](/topic/biobag) 5%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 4%, [the first](/topic/the-first) 3%, [all the](/topic/all-the) 3%, [ammo](/topic/ammo) 2%, [future](/topic/future) 2%, [cute](/topic/cute) 2%, [how to](/topic/how-to) 2%, [send](/topic/send) 2%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@csaurageul](/creator/undefined) [@doomcaptain](/creator/undefined) [@jefferyjotgen](/creator/undefined) [@chibitb17](/creator/undefined) [@crazytrayne](/creator/undefined) [@izu_freeman](/creator/undefined) [@sharkinine02](/creator/undefined) [@viper0vendalmy](/creator/undefined) [@blacksabbath30](/creator/undefined) [@realvzer0](/creator/undefined) [@looneydegree594](/creator/undefined) [@medeiper](/creator/undefined) [@dervolks](/creator/undefined) [@estrojester](/creator/undefined) [@hadendotexe](/creator/undefined) [@zkittyl](/creator/undefined) [@a_chtholl](/creator/undefined) [@drocolus](/creator/undefined) [@drawthentic](/creator/undefined) [@rspectre](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Intuit Inc. (INTU)](/topic/$intu) [Doodles (doodles)](/topic/doodles)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"A Truth Enforcer (in training) that wants to stay by your side even though he could solo the map easily What does he really want Watch out Helldiver This one is dangerous @doom_captain I sometimes use the Deadeye and some lasers these days. What would my Helldivers build be like with this weapon loadout @doom_captain I sometimes use the Deadeye and some lasers these days. What would my Helldivers build be like with this weapon loadout"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022204572429955229)  2026-02-13T07:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Drew a follower's loadout in Helldivers [--] the way I see it. (All users of the Liberator Penetrator are blonde freckled prince boys that spend most of their time ordering you to give them ammo) Damn useless brat💢"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2021880595752907166)  2026-02-12T09:34Z [----] followers, 36K engagements


"Fascinating behaviour with Youtube mixes today. It'll start playing the first few seconds of a video then it'll skip and go on to the next one. My guess is it's trying to play an ad and it runs some kind of check to see if it's playing and when it gets no response it skips"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022534782639538348)  2026-02-14T04:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The sensitive young Helldiver in me dreams of a more Democratic future for our little mechanical brothers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2021520977767849992)  2026-02-11T09:45Z [----] followers, 64.5K engagements


"I find Reprimand mains very cute. Oh What's that You have to rush toward the enemy to get into effective range That's cute You're like a genki boy scout Ah The recoil is high (On an SMG Pfff) Let me help you (Cute) @doom_captain Whats your opinion on those who use the reprimand Totally not asking cuz I use it lol @doom_captain Whats your opinion on those who use the reprimand Totally not asking cuz I use it lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2021967085027618903)  2026-02-12T15:18Z [----] followers, 35.8K engagements


"Helldiver Jotgen spends most of his time reloading but on the upside he always brings plenty of ammo. He might need your help. @doom_captain So like can I just say what weapon i main and I get turned into a cute boy There's no catch Just say I use the punisher @doom_captain So like can I just say what weapon i main and I get turned into a cute boy There's no catch Just say I use the punisher"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022284478685843930)  2026-02-13T12:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Refreshing the page seemed to fix it. Regardless may all the people responsible for advertising at Youtube be sealed in a self-healing chitinous chrysalis as they are enzymatically reassembled into giant horseshoe crabs to be milked for their blood for centuries"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022535637841383918)  2026-02-14T04:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Furthermore If you work at Youtube and your job is developing ways to subvert adblockers know that I eagerly await the day I can drag you kicking and screaming from your home to replace your brain bit by bit with neurogel that only experiences constant agonizing pain and shame"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022538423672975592)  2026-02-14T05:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Helldiver Valence sees very little difference between the parade ground and the battlefield. He WILL (affectionately) try to order you around. (Purifier mains are wise patient know how to pick their battles and you would do well to stick close. Not too close though.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022617460915175770)  2026-02-14T10:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"TCA driver sketches : She's carrying a biobag (Also I may be nursing an addiction to caseless Metal Storm guns) *climbs into truck bed* *climbs on ladder* *slaps roof of truck* You can commit so many human rights abuses in this thing. https://t.co/C0hOtYFdGr *climbs into truck bed* *climbs on ladder* *slaps roof of truck* You can commit so many human rights abuses in this thing. https://t.co/C0hOtYFdGr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1940787090901594609)  2025-07-03T14:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My thanks to you you [----] followers (at time of writing). Hopefully the audit doesn't drop the number below 3k that would be terribly embarrassing. Stand by TCA teams will be sweeping your block in a few minutes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1992263466686767192)  2025-11-22T16:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@csaurageul Does she Does thi Does this sl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2019969719877644430)  2026-02-07T03:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@_drawthentic_ Powerful succubus technique. Even men of resilience could buckle and fold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2020701067374469410)  2026-02-09T03:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Viper0Vendalmy @black_sabbath30 LET THAT TRUTH ENFORCER GO HE NEEDS TO BE PRESENT AT MY PROVISIONALLY SCHEDULED SUMMARY EXECUTION"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2021835205745815711)  2026-02-12T06:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@RealVZer0 Fond memories of a few tankie classmates in college hehe : Not all that good in a debate but they knew all the Red Army songs and they could sing a decent jot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2021901839822991373)  2026-02-12T10:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@LooneyDegree594 You ask well and I will answer. Please send me a loadout via DMs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022257083073298822)  2026-02-13T10:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"LIBERTY'S SAKE WHO DO I PICK @doom_captain @black_sabbath30 The Truth Enforcer is a traitor How many of our brothers were murdered by MOLAS Agents under MOL's orders to silence the existence of Terminid Shriekers Far too many High Command is infested with Anti-Human terrorists that satisfy themselves with the suffering of Humanity @doom_captain @black_sabbath30 The Truth Enforcer is a traitor How many of our brothers were murdered by MOLAS Agents under MOL's orders to silence the existence of Terminid Shriekers Far too many High Command is infested with Anti-Human terrorists that satisfy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2021852856975077750)  2026-02-12T07:44Z [----] followers, 81.6K engagements


"DAMN BRATTY KID 💢MOCKING VETERANS 💢💢NEEDS FIELD EXPEDIENT CORRECTION @doom_captain Blehhh fuck u liberator penetrator is my life @doom_captain Blehhh fuck u liberator penetrator is my life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2021930627411718621)  2026-02-12T12:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@JefferyJotgen Also the catch is I get to sexualize an archetype based on my prejudices and biases concerning your loadout"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2021977125839134860)  2026-02-12T15:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Good morning Sweet Liberty there's a lot of messages. Even some hate mail I love it I'm going to have breakfast and begin responding yesyes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022094644172263754)  2026-02-12T23:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@medeiper I am so disgusted by these Youtube people that I can only desire cruelty and shame and pain and horror and suffering for them ;-;"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022547149125566874)  2026-02-14T05:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"This one's based on @R_Spectre 's loadout. Thank you very much for the request"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022617967188693104)  2026-02-14T10:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I've gotten [--] requests so far I just counted. I've agreed to *most* of them. I should be charging for these"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022707629940969630)  2026-02-14T16:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"39 I've gotten [--] requests so far I just counted. I've agreed to *most* of them. I should be charging for these. I've gotten [--] requests so far I just counted. I've agreed to *most* of them. I should be charging for these"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022710466401771855)  2026-02-14T16:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


".40 @doom_captain @Dervolks Be a patron of the arts and have my loadout depicted as a finely drawn boi Sounds like a great idea @doom_captain @Dervolks Be a patron of the arts and have my loadout depicted as a finely drawn boi Sounds like a great idea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022716297445019961)  2026-02-14T16:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@estrojester Wonderful weird and it has terrible ergos. I like hunting Hulks with it if I use Peak Physique Otherwise I generally use weapons with better ergo : I may have an idea for the Variable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022243563648770114)  2026-02-13T09:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"RT @MASSGRAVE_ART: hehehehe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2021812703283851330)  2026-02-12T05:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@izu_freeman USE MORE EFFICIENT WEAPONS GRRRRRR 💢💢💢"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2021887096244646081)  2026-02-12T10:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@JefferyJotgen Send me your loadout in DMs. (I am getting sleepy but I will get to it tomorrow :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2021976917164142923)  2026-02-12T15:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Zilant_1337 Your persistence is frankly quite galling. I admire gall I shall add it to the list IF you send me your loadout"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022214485763928295)  2026-02-13T07:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@a_chtholl I think it's pretty good yeah. It's not the meta pick it once was but I never cared for the meta anyway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022290552730034306)  2026-02-13T12:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@hadendotexe Utter meme picks that nonetheless have very fun and useful niches"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022291296120144349)  2026-02-13T12:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@JefferyJotgen I do my best to intuit the strengths and weaknesses of the loadouts I've been sent : Thanks for the request"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022324363325022606)  2026-02-13T14:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"RT @csaurageul: East of Eden v.209 (Nova Terra) is now live on itch adding Terra to the First Recon roster and adding the ability to remo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022328656191004700)  2026-02-13T15:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ChibiTb17 Thank you I am going to bed but I'm looking forward to drawing more tomorrow : Feel free to share your loadout"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022346970782900453)  2026-02-13T16:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"RT @mike_doscher: Most of my mechs are walking tanks too😁"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022697254432444755)  2026-02-14T15:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Dervolks Maybe. ten dolar. I can pass around the collection tin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022708904900337783)  2026-02-14T16:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I feel like one of those soldiers in the South Essex as Sharpe gives them all the "three shots a minute" speech. I fire two shots a minute. But if I can manage three and if I can stand the column will slow down then stop then run away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022719093351289329)  2026-02-14T17:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@zKittyl Send me your loadout and be muito patient :'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2022818465057509652)  2026-02-14T23:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@mordecunny1488 It's GENIUS Nobody understands my auteur spirit. I'm really more of an ideas guy I just need my wealthy benefactor and team of technically proficient creatives beneath me to enable my every whim. I'm like. Kojima. or maybe Quentin Tarantino. I'm like both of them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1998777736354050061)  2025-12-10T15:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Coolboy1234510 Black and yellow forever It's a match made in heaven really. But I do wish I could carry a ballistic shield at the same time somehow. Maybe I'm just a little greedy hehe :"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1998788018916966764)  2025-12-10T16:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@deltalegionair Yup Permacura said so and they're the company that makes them so they'd know :"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1998789627382288631)  2025-12-10T16:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ViniObenio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1998791170886078967)  2025-12-10T16:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@csaurageul "The sun is alive" HAH Imagine believing something like that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1998805336476827808)  2025-12-10T17:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@csaurageul *its :3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1998806058115256467)  2025-12-10T17:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Xedigon Man I really want an extra padded heavy armour that's got the standard black and yellow colour scheme. The big green EOD suit looks goofy to me like a big tubby dude"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1999014505465147494)  2025-12-11T07:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I spent the whole day in waiting mode because I was expecting a Helldivers [--] title update to be announced at The Game Awards. I did not realize that's tomorrow ;w; Here's an M3 eating a Kronoburger uwaa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1999163439634403451)  2025-12-11T17:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"TGA but Actually Good (Doom Captain Edition) 1) Bethesda announces Elder Scrolls Tales a co-op roguelite game set in Hammerfell Skyrim and county Bruma. Regular first-person RPG combat but it's mainly split up between taverns dungeons and small hub worlds. Is we gettin Fallout [--] Is we gettin a roguelite Elder Scrolls Blades experience purchase opportunity fo PC Is we gettin Payday [--] DLC Is we gettin a spiritual successor passion project indie darling that bridges the scale gap between Brigador and SYNTHETIK No THEN FUCK OFF Is we gettin Fallout [--] Is we gettin a roguelite Elder Scrolls Blades"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1999339561391128602)  2025-12-12T04:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"1 cont.) Square Enix helps them out with character models and designs. They make Thjalfi Wildwind canon. They make him hot. There's a DLC you can get that puts him in a slutty chainmail bikini. (Like Leon Kennedy but he's a werewolf) 2) MachineGames let you play as the good guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1999339984323772907)  2025-12-12T04:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@TighterTemp Do not become addicted to Hopium. I still want another Wolfenstein game from MachineGames where you have a harem of hot Nazi babes that you collect like they're NIKKEs and you can view them in dorms and upgrade their weapons and gear and buy them cute outfits and stuff. (Never.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1999377634044883304)  2025-12-12T07:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@MrBeigeShiba @ShitpostRock They have fooled themselves into thinking there's a pot of gold at the end of this particular rainbow and they will make it rain as many times as it takes to get it "right". It won't happen of course but that won't stop them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1999510617015644260)  2025-12-12T16:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Damn bratty kid 💢💢Making fun of adults 💢💢💢Grammar correction is needed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2001845617757479362)  2025-12-19T02:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""That's everything we need. Call it in." He swiped the tablet and the now-signed form folded away. Dos Bros here Control. We're ready to clock out. Pause. Yup yup one living and two de- "And tell them about the-" -and we got "informed consent by a parent or guardian." Cooldown sketches after working on a comm hehe https://t.co/Ho06lHTmXG Cooldown sketches after working on a comm hehe https://t.co/Ho06lHTmXG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2002067048739016938)  2025-12-19T17:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Man prays to Aphrodite. Asks "Grant me a beautiful woman to love and cherish and let us live forever as a perfect exemplar of undying love." Aphrodite says he cannot have both and must choose. "The first or the last." Man picks the last. Aphrodite gives him a hammer and chisel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2002360024304398499)  2025-12-20T12:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@csaurageul Fair fucks to them if I can use this to farm the grindy piece of shit battlepass in Halo: Infinite that'd be greeeeaaaat. Even better if I can run it on nvidia's servers that way I only have to reinstall once everything's unlocked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2002641578800943277)  2025-12-21T07:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Disidente_Art At the end of the day all you need is toob"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2002933352907870555)  2025-12-22T02:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@On_TheBounce Merry Christmas Jarv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2004216075945390371)  2025-12-25T15:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The Razorheads moved in a line along the wrecked street advancing toward the arcology. On either side pacification teams moved from cover to crumbling cover. Vulture team were rolling heavy enough to kill a building yes but they needed their flanks and blind spots watched"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2006777766126166400)  2026-01-01T17:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Woosh. A sudden plume of smoke blast of heat and a rocket went flying toward Vulture One. The warhead screamed as it gouged a shallow channel along its armor bouncing off into a pile of debris. A glancing hit. Falling dust and broken glass showed where it had been fired from"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2006779061901894039)  2026-01-01T17:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Without a moment's hesitation Vulture One trained her guns on the window and with a deafening thud her rotary cannons began spitting frag airburst shells into the gleaming white-green building. Inside her cockpit she noted hitmarkers with glee: thanks biometric submunitions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2006780732593811567)  2026-01-01T17:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@csaurageul CSAURACHUD schmeebed Patreonly toward his fourth White Monster Energy of the day. The movement took him less than a fraction of a second his hulking form still buzzing with That First Sip Of The Day(tm). "Heh Grok is lame and gay" he said to his 3D-printed Penny figurine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2007141818488827990)  2026-01-02T17:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"It is troublesome that a plate of food takes time and effort to cook eat tidy clean and all the rest of it. If you love someone and cook for them it's a different story of course there is a sentimentality that's beatiful. I am alone and single and want efficient food cubes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2008082664637751535)  2026-01-05T07:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Bizarre dream. Kid goes to his mother in the morning asking about NASCAR. Mom goes white as a sheet on verge of tears she mutters "This must be how it feels." Last night she saw his dream. Cars racing around the track. That night he asks her to make him dream of NASCAR again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2008310343458844834)  2026-01-05T22:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Good clean mild-mannered family charity work kid brother - and she shows up wearing daisy dukes that might very well be described as assless. I'm tempted to take a photo while her back is turned. Holy moly. It jiggles as she walks fat and freckled. Oh man oh man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2010492660696723945)  2026-01-11T23:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I spent a lot of time in that dream trying to figure out what to say to her how to rizz her up. Then I dreamt I was at some kind of kangaroo court sat next to a Japanese guy accused of pioneering the concept of the "NTR rape flashmob". I choked him to death very slowly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2010494263981924573)  2026-01-11T23:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Foid saw part of the Aimee collage. It may be over for me chuddies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2011070474210705531)  2026-01-13T13:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Can the foid of today truly understand the heart of a yearnsome chud such as I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2011098649015759258)  2026-01-13T15:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Fren streaming Monster Hunter Freedom Unite. Truly graphics did not need to progress much farther than that. What a lovely place Pokke Village is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2011115044352979416)  2026-01-13T16:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"SLEPT WITH TWO ALIEN QUEENS XENO BADDIE SUPREMES LEFT NANOMACHINES IN MY BALLS AND NOW THEY'VE GOTTA DUKE IT OUT GOT TO THE MEDICAL BAY WASN'T SURE WHAT TO SAY SAWBONES SAID "HEY IT WASN'T GAY WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT""  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2011270887329452293)  2026-01-14T02:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I PROMPTLY FELL TO MY KNEES "I NEED ATTENTION DOC PLEASE IT FEELS LIKE BEES IN MY NUTSACK ARE BUILDING A HIVE" HE THEN PRODUCED A SYRINGE I FELT A PRICK AND A TWINGE THE DETAILS WOULD MAKE YOU CRINGE BUT AT LEAST I'M ALIVE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2011272469232128093)  2026-01-14T03:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@bionicleebonics @drinknwater @Dexerto Man the Av-Matoran were so cool. I had Photok and Pohatu really cool designs with the jetpack and the double-edged swords"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2011306976140210471)  2026-01-14T05:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The future belongs to those who force themselves upon it without asking for permission without worrying about how it might feel. You do not need the future's consent it exists to be conquered"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2011318923246125248)  2026-01-14T06:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"vc doodle of Aimee public bathroom stall mischiefs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2011484819818234268)  2026-01-14T17:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@guridisama She looks wonderful in your style I love the happy little chud she has dangling from her bag ☺🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2012016335967175002)  2026-01-16T04:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"And now the screen has popped off my phone. Calamity A kindly motorcycle taxi man gave me an elastic band to hold it on though. Regardless comms will be opening shortly. I have to clear out a few outstanding comms but then I shall begin I may have to reopen comms a little bit early (I knelt on my glasses by accident and they are now bent out of shape) I may have to reopen comms a little bit early (I knelt on my glasses by accident and they are now bent out of shape)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2012872914333548636)  2026-01-18T13:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Said something so foul in the VC that one of the lads went "You're a monster" the same way a hardboiled detective says it to a serial killer caught in the act but a little mirthful too so I know I'm not really in trouble"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2013305838526701604)  2026-01-19T17:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I became aware in a dream but instead of becoming lucid I picked apart the world around the young woman that had invited me into her home. "Why do two elevators open directly into your living room Since when was it milk in this glass Your infant son is a delusion.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2013410547048628318)  2026-01-20T00:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"APPREHEND the mutant if possible. ELIMINATION is NOT PREFERRED but do not place yourself or your team in UNDUE RISK. In either event COLLECT identifying materials such as hair and blood and BIOPSY muscle tissues adipose tissues and cardiac muscle using the provided kit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2014008310803108248)  2026-01-21T16:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"MISSION Standard collection job with a twist. A few local insurgents in this town were not susceptible to standard collection gas and remain awake and mobile. ELIMINATE the insurgents COLLECT the rawmats. SUPPRESSORS and SUBSONIC AMMUNITION will be issued before departure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2014011094382366837)  2026-01-21T16:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@felix_valenti1c Anyone awake armed or otherwise is to be considered hostile. HOWEVER due to minimal threat posed by insurgent forces any armed/unarmed rawmats that can be apprehended and bagged will net you a bonus. THEREFORE METHOD of engagement will be left to your team lead's discretion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2014015097727836439)  2026-01-21T16:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I wish we had that Swedish layaway burrito app here in Thailand. I would use it to purchase a massive amount of KFC Zinger burgers and also survival rations. And then I simply would not pay for them. :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2014171688695394427)  2026-01-22T03:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@superbusyyou No I prefer the Amendment the Liberator and lately the Censor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2016339400817574293)  2026-01-28T02:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"You have [--] new messages. Opening. ///WE GOT ANOTHER SHIPMENT ///OF DINKY LIL FISH GUNS ///WE NEED MORE LIMPWRISTED WIMPS TO JOIN ///OR I'M STUCK WITH THESE Opening. ///YOU SHOULD COME GET ONE OF THESE COOL NEW RIFLES ///YOU'D LIKE THEM ///IGNORE PREV Reply/Ignore Played around with this idea just a bit more. I am very sleepy. Triton agents get a [----] bullpup too as a treat : https://t.co/16BoT1E1yq Played around with this idea just a bit more. I am very sleepy. Triton agents get a [----] bullpup too as a treat : https://t.co/16BoT1E1yq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2016204229493551123)  2026-01-27T17:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SonsofLiberty84 @helldivers2 Just learn to aim"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2016329553506140661)  2026-01-28T01:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I am once again becoming prejudiced against medium pen crutchdivers. They are eukaryotic turbo-raped console cattle. Open their hearts and you find neither effort for nor interest in games. Only sportsball and betting and kebab. If you use med pen primaries you are beneath me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2016330703349461314)  2026-01-28T02:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Jim_G00se It's a strange injustice: He should be clutching his guts behind a pub somewhere bleeding losing consciousness. I should be panicking shaking wiping my knife clean. We're supposed to dance like this together not separated by all these screens and cables"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2016878306935951574)  2026-01-29T14:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Sorry for not posting any new doodles lately I've been very under the weather for several days. I've got this fog in my brain lethargy a persistent tightness around my ribs that leaves me short of breath. Don't know what it is but I've felt this way before. It comes in waves. Aimee my beloved. https://t.co/IuqaDLxUiF Aimee my beloved. https://t.co/IuqaDLxUiF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2017485686623052003)  2026-01-31T06:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"They've got Monster Energy Zero Ultra for sale at the local FamilyMart. Is this. my aryan moment Hitler. Am I finally coming home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2017774452751380547)  2026-02-01T01:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Still production had to continue and that meant delivering the usual raw materials to the vat by hand instead. It was easy work. Filia management were hardly sticklers for discipline and the reduced output would easily be made up by the afternoon shift. Still it felt strange"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1937897050798264802)  2025-06-25T15:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Maybe it was the creaky catwalk or the bubbling vat or the muffled screaming coming from the rawmats sealed inside the biobag on the gurney. Something felt weird. "Hey doesn't this seem a little strange" Ziiiip. AHHHH- SPLASHH How do you mean They were walking back now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1937898150343430341)  2025-06-25T15:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Like old-fashioned strange WHUMP. A fresh squirming biobag hoisted on to the gurney. The imprint of a hand pressed pathetically against the plastic from inside. "No there's something. off." Creak. Fizz. Creak. Ohhh I know what it is Ziiip. AHH- SPLASHH "Yeah""  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1937899227713290669)  2025-06-25T15:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@404Yon " "Human" It's not human once it's been resequenced. Hell it's not even human once it's in a biobag. Don't worry so much""  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1951664441218806158)  2025-08-02T15:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"All this to say that when I remove a follower I imagine it being kind of like I'm corporate security performing a no-knock raid on someone's apartment dragging them out into the hallway and either putting them in a biobag for processing or executing them in self defense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1992265573154340886)  2025-11-22T16:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Someone should make a Polymarket style website but full of profiles of public figures. People could bet on when and how they're going to die. And you could bunch them together. "People responsible for showing me this YouTube ad." Or "People responsible for Snickers shrinking.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2018196551269839065)  2026-02-02T05:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Brain very stubborn very grounded. Don't want drugs for dreaming leery of herbs and roots. Pretty sure summoning and manifestation are pathways to demon worship. What does that leave us Meditation lucid dreaming tulpamancy and daydreaming. Slimmmmm pickingsssss"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2019205503377895512)  2026-02-05T00:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@icemanradioVT Good morning Imagine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/2019694559777964533)  2026-02-06T08:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@csaurageul Bearmode Chibboid Synthesis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1971226367267389625)  2025-09-25T14:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"(*Podcast techbro voice*): Rape statistics. on the blockchain. Rape news. as a cryptocurrency. Rapecoin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1994701327470137603)  2025-11-29T09:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Out of coffee. Taisho Pharmaceutical is going to be the one getting me through the day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1964521435881406573)  2025-09-07T02:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I am going to try getting to bed earlier and upping my stimulants I need to induce productivity mode. I need ginger tea and carrots and beef and that most delicious Taisho Pharmaceutical-produced beverage: Lipovitan-D. And coffee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doom_captain/status/1989350611180200036)  2025-11-14T15:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

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