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# ![@cryptoklotz Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1546650538699358208.png) @cryptoklotz doug funnie

doug funnie posts on X about crypto, the only, sweat, binance the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies)  #3971 [finance](/list/finance)  XXXXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  XXX% [exchanges](/list/exchanges)  #949 [social networks](/list/social-networks)  XXX%

**Social topic influence**
[crypto](/topic/crypto) #1089, [the only](/topic/the-only) #479, [sweat](/topic/sweat) #60, [binance](/topic/binance) #202, [strong](/topic/strong) #3020, [the world](/topic/the-world) 2.2%, [bullish](/topic/bullish) #337, [in 2026](/topic/in-2026) #365, [health](/topic/health) #2293, [fitness](/topic/fitness) #1294

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@keepfischin](/creator/undefined) [@brungusdeluxe](/creator/undefined) [@0xmert](/creator/undefined) [@0xgumshoe](/creator/undefined) [@cryptodonalt](/creator/undefined) [@theslurper_](/creator/undefined) [@jonnymoetrades](/creator/undefined) [@blockgraze](/creator/undefined) [@melmattison1](/creator/undefined) [@blknoiz06](/creator/undefined) [@alexonchain](/creator/undefined) [@deficonnoisseur](/creator/undefined) [@olivergrote](/creator/undefined) [@plur_daddy](/creator/undefined) [@yishanyugong](/creator/undefined) [@davi_elvacilao](/creator/undefined) [@vinegarwrites](/creator/undefined) [@ifindret](/creator/undefined) [@yodatrading1](/creator/undefined) [@agentchud](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Ethereum (ETH)](/topic/ethereum) [Monad (MON)](/topic/monad)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"worth noting too: the really damning illusion is "heard -- i'm gonna hold token x which has a purpose PMF and strong fees and it's actively developed" but when we enter any sort of prolonged downtrend (or real bear) turns out XX% of the token's price was. once again: almost entirely speculative premium. and then there's a low activity - low fee abandonment/disinterest flywheel (opposite side of price-narr) and it eats shit regardless. i think the best application of this framework is analyzing stuff as time capitulation gets really deep and looking at what still has a lot of active users/is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998406805618106728)  2025-12-09T14:58Z 24.9K followers, 4304 engagements


"a month after this view reached broad consensus on ct:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1995510007614587039)  2025-12-01T15:07Z 24.9K followers, 2267 engagements


"@MacroCRG xpl finally broke you huh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1996350698611687895)  2025-12-03T22:47Z 24.9K followers, XXX engagements


"sentiment past XX hours:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1992718199646019733)  2025-11-23T22:13Z 24.9K followers, 159.3K engagements


""are we in a bear market" cheat sheet: (quant just faxed me this)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1996585654658924617)  2025-12-04T14:21Z 24.9K followers, 34.7K engagements


"only gonna say this once as we embark on potential a new phase of the bull market: if there's ever a prominent AVAX pump and meta pick up the ball and go home that's prob curtains +/- a week or two tbh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998498579179077789)  2025-12-09T21:02Z 24.9K followers, 5613 engagements


"cheat sheet for crypto PA the past two years in a nutshell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998757977306943733)  2025-12-10T14:13Z 24.9K followers, 6186 engagements


"@TheSlurper_ if IWM gets into this green box and hangs out for a bit and BTC does absolutely nothing constructive i'm out if it doesn't get there because risk broadly rolls over i'm out (and prob selling on the way down with horrific execution)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998765875957317955)  2025-12-10T14:44Z 24.9K followers, XX engagements


"i'm a bull over the next few years but i think nearly zero people (especially within our bubble) are pricing this sort of thing in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1992761795904156058)  2025-11-24T01:06Z 24.9K followers, 232.3K engagements


"@bobdotjpg @thecapytoken @theunipcs i hold XXX% of my bags. doing god's work. capy will prevail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998772844369420452)  2025-12-10T15:12Z 24.9K followers, XXX engagements


"honestly in awe at murad's game XX% of people would've unloaded their XX figure+ bags long ago and disappeared the below is straight out of the prosperity gospel playbook spx has literally evolved into a cult. he's taking the 'cult coin' thesis all the way. genuinely bullish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998458353123475963)  2025-12-09T18:22Z 24.9K followers, 24.8K engagements


"important: i personally have a base case that BTC prints new highs in 2026 second to that: exit pump and risk rolls over for a while ct has been all over 'we're gonna get a complacency/dead cat bounce then it's curtains' for many weeks but those voices are already getting quieter and we're only at 94k. as always - if we do go on to hit 106k or 110k or 115k (or whatever) zero people will be talking about "this is an exit pump" i can't give financial advice and even though i hold a view that i think there's a good probability we go to new highs: if i'd personally sold ZERO tokens this entire"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998460314833084673)  2025-12-09T18:30Z 24.9K followers, 10.5K engagements


"this is the worst idea ever in terms of public health the only people that would use an airport gym are people that are already 'fitness lifestyle' zealots; this doesn't move the needle for them healthwise the crowd pounding liquor and cinnabons at a bar pre-flight aren't going to use these nobody wants to get onto a long flight covered in sweat if you add showers cost goes up 100x and XXXXX% of people will just use the gym as a poor-man's lounge the fact that this is even under consideration is absolutely insane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998797541769396233)  2025-12-10T16:50Z 24.9K followers, 39.8K engagements


"@MelMattison1 i love your rage bait mel. it's nuanced and ahead of the curve. will prob see a talking head on cnn soon that's like "recession pff pivot to being a plumber at a data center buildout""  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998799277787881689)  2025-12-10T16:57Z 24.9K followers, XXX engagements


"man don't show this thread to XRP guys they're still reeling from the realizations around link"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998168684976656391)  2025-12-08T23:11Z 24.9K followers, 16.4K engagements


"between this + CFTC ruling allowing BTC as collateral fundamentals have never been better for crypto looking at rails retail UX and regulations. times like these i just flip to the honest chart: the one that doesn't allow bear hate speech (BTCEUR) and we're just in a range"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998388636744651187)  2025-12-09T13:45Z 24.9K followers, 6037 engagements


"@TheFlowHorse as someone who has been balls deep in AI for daily eng work: opus XXX absolutely rips. miles ahead of sonnet XXX (and well ahead of chat gpt)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998407483526725701)  2025-12-09T15:00Z 24.9K followers, 1799 engagements


"my bullish take on this: that absorption happened up in this green circle (barring a long tail) summer PA provided a lot of exit liq what remains to be seen re: long-term 'legacy' holders are they just being patient w/ remaining supply waiting for prices to catch a pump before continuing to suffocate what would otherwise be significant breakouts (you could argue folks with 1000 BTC aren't terribly impatient) or did a lot of people start prudently selling 'early' in the summer and we hit a crescendo after 10/10 with people more or less rushing to the exits to get their nut at *relatively* high"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998769573814784270)  2025-12-10T14:59Z 24.9K followers, 1105 engagements


"@cat_maxxxed yeah the sort of "15 minute workout but you don't work out enough to break a sweat" is basically hefting your bags through security and walking the 10-15 minutes to your gate typically w/ a backpack/handbag and something you're rolling"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998807217882185771)  2025-12-10T17:29Z 24.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@Pentosh1 feel like there's an ironic setup here where a bunch of crypto dudes throw in the towel to chase stocks near their tops before a hoard of younger retail stock guys go "oh hey crypto looks good again" and send a ton of coins to similarly absurd multiples"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1973415930353828159)  2025-10-01T15:53Z 25K followers, 22.6K engagements


"one reason i'm looking forward to a btc recovery: as price goes down and more people leave ct is just more and more a 'dead internet' hall of mirrors where the only people left posting are ones w/ an obligation to spam online/blockchain casino and sports betting ref links"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1996595676327657504)  2025-12-04T15:01Z 25K followers, 4286 engagements


"they're going to do it. they're going to quadruple-bart us aren't they we are just playthings to Them ct is reek"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1996939087182217227)  2025-12-05T13:45Z 25K followers, 87.8K engagements


"@keepfischin Yeah honestly the binance tweet thats like hey were definitely going higher in Q1 dovetails with this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1996957582779404694)  2025-12-05T14:59Z 25K followers, 1102 engagements


"i think the key takeaway here as BTC confirms a quadruple bart into stocks/gold ripping higher despite the vanguard news: binance main tweeted "there's definitely going to be a bull run in Q1" cue binance hammering spot sells to the nanosecond following that tweet. this cycle will end with cz finally recognized as a nightmare-world demon king perched atop a mountain of dead bodies feasting on human flesh and blood while publishing fun and flirty coded puns on the TL all the way to zero while his cackles echo into the grey foggy void where hope and life used to be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1997007929665352071)  2025-12-05T18:19Z 25K followers, 31.8K engagements


""ethereum-aligned" is the value accrual cuck chair. eth is going to stone cold zero w/o eth folks snapping out of their complacency around obvious UX issues. problem is so many eth luminaries are so fat and happy at this point they're all on their own charles hoskinson arcs just stumbling around the world going to spas meditation retreats and doing weird shit while preaching from a pulpit about "values" as the chain dissolves into irrelevancy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1997009973801636215)  2025-12-05T18:27Z 25K followers, 25.8K engagements


"@penguin_curator yeah i generally don't trade BTC on LTF this would be a fucking disaster"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998154128519000343)  2025-12-08T22:14Z 25K followers, 1329 engagements


"@AlexOnchain that last one is genuinely insane - where dat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998401757521535049)  2025-12-09T14:38Z 25K followers, XXX engagements


"posted a flurry of content about this a few weeks ago quantum standalone but also - btc diminishing returns + vol compression til traders/cycloors get bored (+ still too risky/volatile for inst'l side vs equities) there's a world where btc just flounders for a decade or worse i can't say that's my base case (i ultimately don't know) but it's something genuinely nearly zero people are pricing in. on the opposite - there are throngs of people who are closer to 'denominate nw in sats' than even a middle ground (btc as lever to juice usd nw)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998451937147236623)  2025-12-09T17:57Z 25K followers, XXX engagements


"yeah. this is why pure libertarian/free market theorycrafting *can* fall short esp w/ regulatory capture/soft corruption you can end up w/ tyranny via the state or via corporate monopolies/interest groups. corporations are largely algorithms to create profit not provide social good. the social good has come as a side effect and historically ushered in great wealth/prosperity for capitalistic societies. but w/ AI if a company can get a competitive edge by shitcanning people/consolidating they will eventually corporations will just be widget/service producing autonomous viral hive minds with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998395772274954269)  2025-12-09T14:14Z 25K followers, 3000 engagements


"@NewsyJohnson @TaikiMaeda2 i'd like to think taiki realized the only way we could pump is if he hung his balls out there on the line on a big max-attention marquee trade and lose bad on it and he did it as an act of service protect taiki at all cost tbh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998438479072546882)  2025-12-09T17:03Z 25K followers, XXX engagements


"@Pickle_cRypto i'm a wild guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998766150445109395)  2025-12-10T14:46Z 25K followers, XXX engagements


"@0xGumshoe made a post about this but we're only at 94k and the "any pump will be a dead cat bounce" voices are already diminished by XX% by the time we reach XXX or XXX (or whatever) zero people will be bearish dangerous game tbh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998481326757015767)  2025-12-09T19:54Z 25K followers, XXX engagements


"@JonnyMoeTrades Made a post about this a few months ago. Biggest marketing gimmick scam in cookware and its not even close"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998574881449873533)  2025-12-10T02:05Z 25K followers, XXX engagements


""we still persisting forever" he whispered from behind his mask as his flesh drill obliterated the nerve root of what was actually a healthy molar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1990513142519246949)  2025-11-17T20:11Z 25K followers, 2751 engagements


"good post. if you're an old like me we're the last generation that bridged the before-after of smartphones (and some of us broadly available fast internet in general) i think a good start is finding a way to do an awareness check/exercise when you're online "am i doing something genuinely important or useful right now or am i just caught in a sub-minute recurring doom loop where i'm hunting and pecking and picking away at piece of UI and feed refreshes looking for dopamine" if you're honest with yourself the answer is probably 'yes' XX% of the time. and that's fine. but block off 10-15"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1995860134786994504)  2025-12-02T14:18Z 25K followers, 7362 engagements


"we've been in a bear market since december 2024"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1995939039745376319)  2025-12-02T19:32Z 25K followers, 77.9K engagements


"@blockgraze dunno why but 'eileen higgins' sounds less like a mayor of miami and more like a heisman candidate running back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998771944565670222)  2025-12-10T15:09Z 25K followers, XXX engagements


"@DeFiConnoisseur monad is cool monad also isn't a 0-to-1 UX moment like eth-sol they can do great stuff but it's a tough road"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998855386225639868)  2025-12-10T20:40Z 25K followers, XXX engagements


"BTC: don't know that we get it after recent headlines but i suspect bears/'one more flush' crowd are looking at something like this:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998441090853073145)  2025-12-09T17:14Z 24.9K followers, 4470 engagements


"yeah last thing i need is some XX year old fitness optimizer bro absolutely *drenched* in sweat whose old spice deoderant wore off X hours ago GULP GULP GULPing his postworkout after plopping down in the seat next to me on a X hour flight clammy wet forearm invading my armrest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998800198236078403)  2025-12-10T17:01Z 24.9K followers, 1164 engagements


"@olivergrote putting pullup bars in airports is an incredibly dumb way to improve public health"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998813617870016643)  2025-12-10T17:54Z 24.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@Isaac_A_Horton i don't know. short term trade up to you i do know that i'd rather buy an L1 on a HTF trade (esp new ones ie excl sol eth) deep in a bear market after inflation competitive landscape and time capitulation have all expressed themselves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998813948997677525)  2025-12-10T17:55Z 25K followers, XXX engagements


"man eth guys that are relieved that it's looking like they're not going to round trip their bull market 1.4x are getting *real* fucking chirpy on the tl right now and i'm happy for them (us still own a fair amt)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998861879914246289)  2025-12-10T21:06Z 24.9K followers, 2993 engagements


"been speaking to this the past month or so on one hand: only tech product (w/ a coin) that's 'done it right' in the past two years. full stop. has a great product w/ broad usage in active development. it seems like a no-brainer bear market buy but you know what else did eth between 2021-2023 and we all know how that turned out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998383421937045824)  2025-12-09T13:25Z 24.9K followers, 3177 engagements


"this is genuinely the only thing that makes me bearish right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998429437302596090)  2025-12-09T16:28Z 24.9K followers, 34.4K engagements


"i have strong conviction that in hindsight X year cycle deterministic sellers got lucky that the X year cycle timing coincided with 10/10 a liquidity/data desert (aided by an arbitrary very long gov shutdown) and a larger-than-normal stock market wobble all concurrently which aided a price-narr flywheel that reinforced their thesis for weak-kneed fence sitters. and ultimately we're going to go sharply higher"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998770423912103980)  2025-12-10T15:02Z 24.9K followers, 3183 engagements


"prediction: an infinite amount of people will get absolutely destroyed trying to find 'the next $X sol' trade approx a year too early"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1998774741436391840)  2025-12-10T15:20Z 24.9K followers, 11.3K engagements


"@cointradernik btc dumps X% on this news"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cryptoklotz/status/1999111075489276333)  2025-12-11T13:36Z 24.9K followers, XXX engagements

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@cryptoklotz Avatar @cryptoklotz doug funnie

doug funnie posts on X about crypto, the only, sweat, binance the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

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Social Influence

Social category influence cryptocurrencies #3971 finance XXXXX% technology brands XXX% exchanges #949 social networks XXX%

Social topic influence crypto #1089, the only #479, sweat #60, binance #202, strong #3020, the world 2.2%, bullish #337, in 2026 #365, health #2293, fitness #1294

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @keepfischin @brungusdeluxe @0xmert @0xgumshoe @cryptodonalt @theslurper_ @jonnymoetrades @blockgraze @melmattison1 @blknoiz06 @alexonchain @deficonnoisseur @olivergrote @plur_daddy @yishanyugong @davi_elvacilao @vinegarwrites @ifindret @yodatrading1 @agentchud

Top assets mentioned Bitcoin (BTC) Ethereum (ETH) Monad (MON)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"worth noting too: the really damning illusion is "heard -- i'm gonna hold token x which has a purpose PMF and strong fees and it's actively developed" but when we enter any sort of prolonged downtrend (or real bear) turns out XX% of the token's price was. once again: almost entirely speculative premium. and then there's a low activity - low fee abandonment/disinterest flywheel (opposite side of price-narr) and it eats shit regardless. i think the best application of this framework is analyzing stuff as time capitulation gets really deep and looking at what still has a lot of active users/is"
X Link 2025-12-09T14:58Z 24.9K followers, 4304 engagements

"a month after this view reached broad consensus on ct:"
X Link 2025-12-01T15:07Z 24.9K followers, 2267 engagements

"@MacroCRG xpl finally broke you huh"
X Link 2025-12-03T22:47Z 24.9K followers, XXX engagements

"sentiment past XX hours:"
X Link 2025-11-23T22:13Z 24.9K followers, 159.3K engagements

""are we in a bear market" cheat sheet: (quant just faxed me this)"
X Link 2025-12-04T14:21Z 24.9K followers, 34.7K engagements

"only gonna say this once as we embark on potential a new phase of the bull market: if there's ever a prominent AVAX pump and meta pick up the ball and go home that's prob curtains +/- a week or two tbh"
X Link 2025-12-09T21:02Z 24.9K followers, 5613 engagements

"cheat sheet for crypto PA the past two years in a nutshell"
X Link 2025-12-10T14:13Z 24.9K followers, 6186 engagements

"@TheSlurper_ if IWM gets into this green box and hangs out for a bit and BTC does absolutely nothing constructive i'm out if it doesn't get there because risk broadly rolls over i'm out (and prob selling on the way down with horrific execution)"
X Link 2025-12-10T14:44Z 24.9K followers, XX engagements

"i'm a bull over the next few years but i think nearly zero people (especially within our bubble) are pricing this sort of thing in"
X Link 2025-11-24T01:06Z 24.9K followers, 232.3K engagements

"@bobdotjpg @thecapytoken @theunipcs i hold XXX% of my bags. doing god's work. capy will prevail"
X Link 2025-12-10T15:12Z 24.9K followers, XXX engagements

"honestly in awe at murad's game XX% of people would've unloaded their XX figure+ bags long ago and disappeared the below is straight out of the prosperity gospel playbook spx has literally evolved into a cult. he's taking the 'cult coin' thesis all the way. genuinely bullish"
X Link 2025-12-09T18:22Z 24.9K followers, 24.8K engagements

"important: i personally have a base case that BTC prints new highs in 2026 second to that: exit pump and risk rolls over for a while ct has been all over 'we're gonna get a complacency/dead cat bounce then it's curtains' for many weeks but those voices are already getting quieter and we're only at 94k. as always - if we do go on to hit 106k or 110k or 115k (or whatever) zero people will be talking about "this is an exit pump" i can't give financial advice and even though i hold a view that i think there's a good probability we go to new highs: if i'd personally sold ZERO tokens this entire"
X Link 2025-12-09T18:30Z 24.9K followers, 10.5K engagements

"this is the worst idea ever in terms of public health the only people that would use an airport gym are people that are already 'fitness lifestyle' zealots; this doesn't move the needle for them healthwise the crowd pounding liquor and cinnabons at a bar pre-flight aren't going to use these nobody wants to get onto a long flight covered in sweat if you add showers cost goes up 100x and XXXXX% of people will just use the gym as a poor-man's lounge the fact that this is even under consideration is absolutely insane"
X Link 2025-12-10T16:50Z 24.9K followers, 39.8K engagements

"@MelMattison1 i love your rage bait mel. it's nuanced and ahead of the curve. will prob see a talking head on cnn soon that's like "recession pff pivot to being a plumber at a data center buildout""
X Link 2025-12-10T16:57Z 24.9K followers, XXX engagements

"man don't show this thread to XRP guys they're still reeling from the realizations around link"
X Link 2025-12-08T23:11Z 24.9K followers, 16.4K engagements

"between this + CFTC ruling allowing BTC as collateral fundamentals have never been better for crypto looking at rails retail UX and regulations. times like these i just flip to the honest chart: the one that doesn't allow bear hate speech (BTCEUR) and we're just in a range"
X Link 2025-12-09T13:45Z 24.9K followers, 6037 engagements

"@TheFlowHorse as someone who has been balls deep in AI for daily eng work: opus XXX absolutely rips. miles ahead of sonnet XXX (and well ahead of chat gpt)"
X Link 2025-12-09T15:00Z 24.9K followers, 1799 engagements

"my bullish take on this: that absorption happened up in this green circle (barring a long tail) summer PA provided a lot of exit liq what remains to be seen re: long-term 'legacy' holders are they just being patient w/ remaining supply waiting for prices to catch a pump before continuing to suffocate what would otherwise be significant breakouts (you could argue folks with 1000 BTC aren't terribly impatient) or did a lot of people start prudently selling 'early' in the summer and we hit a crescendo after 10/10 with people more or less rushing to the exits to get their nut at relatively high"
X Link 2025-12-10T14:59Z 24.9K followers, 1105 engagements

"@cat_maxxxed yeah the sort of "15 minute workout but you don't work out enough to break a sweat" is basically hefting your bags through security and walking the 10-15 minutes to your gate typically w/ a backpack/handbag and something you're rolling"
X Link 2025-12-10T17:29Z 24.9K followers, XXX engagements

"@Pentosh1 feel like there's an ironic setup here where a bunch of crypto dudes throw in the towel to chase stocks near their tops before a hoard of younger retail stock guys go "oh hey crypto looks good again" and send a ton of coins to similarly absurd multiples"
X Link 2025-10-01T15:53Z 25K followers, 22.6K engagements

"one reason i'm looking forward to a btc recovery: as price goes down and more people leave ct is just more and more a 'dead internet' hall of mirrors where the only people left posting are ones w/ an obligation to spam online/blockchain casino and sports betting ref links"
X Link 2025-12-04T15:01Z 25K followers, 4286 engagements

"they're going to do it. they're going to quadruple-bart us aren't they we are just playthings to Them ct is reek"
X Link 2025-12-05T13:45Z 25K followers, 87.8K engagements

"@keepfischin Yeah honestly the binance tweet thats like hey were definitely going higher in Q1 dovetails with this"
X Link 2025-12-05T14:59Z 25K followers, 1102 engagements

"i think the key takeaway here as BTC confirms a quadruple bart into stocks/gold ripping higher despite the vanguard news: binance main tweeted "there's definitely going to be a bull run in Q1" cue binance hammering spot sells to the nanosecond following that tweet. this cycle will end with cz finally recognized as a nightmare-world demon king perched atop a mountain of dead bodies feasting on human flesh and blood while publishing fun and flirty coded puns on the TL all the way to zero while his cackles echo into the grey foggy void where hope and life used to be"
X Link 2025-12-05T18:19Z 25K followers, 31.8K engagements

""ethereum-aligned" is the value accrual cuck chair. eth is going to stone cold zero w/o eth folks snapping out of their complacency around obvious UX issues. problem is so many eth luminaries are so fat and happy at this point they're all on their own charles hoskinson arcs just stumbling around the world going to spas meditation retreats and doing weird shit while preaching from a pulpit about "values" as the chain dissolves into irrelevancy"
X Link 2025-12-05T18:27Z 25K followers, 25.8K engagements

"@penguin_curator yeah i generally don't trade BTC on LTF this would be a fucking disaster"
X Link 2025-12-08T22:14Z 25K followers, 1329 engagements

"@AlexOnchain that last one is genuinely insane - where dat"
X Link 2025-12-09T14:38Z 25K followers, XXX engagements

"posted a flurry of content about this a few weeks ago quantum standalone but also - btc diminishing returns + vol compression til traders/cycloors get bored (+ still too risky/volatile for inst'l side vs equities) there's a world where btc just flounders for a decade or worse i can't say that's my base case (i ultimately don't know) but it's something genuinely nearly zero people are pricing in. on the opposite - there are throngs of people who are closer to 'denominate nw in sats' than even a middle ground (btc as lever to juice usd nw)"
X Link 2025-12-09T17:57Z 25K followers, XXX engagements

"yeah. this is why pure libertarian/free market theorycrafting can fall short esp w/ regulatory capture/soft corruption you can end up w/ tyranny via the state or via corporate monopolies/interest groups. corporations are largely algorithms to create profit not provide social good. the social good has come as a side effect and historically ushered in great wealth/prosperity for capitalistic societies. but w/ AI if a company can get a competitive edge by shitcanning people/consolidating they will eventually corporations will just be widget/service producing autonomous viral hive minds with"
X Link 2025-12-09T14:14Z 25K followers, 3000 engagements

"@NewsyJohnson @TaikiMaeda2 i'd like to think taiki realized the only way we could pump is if he hung his balls out there on the line on a big max-attention marquee trade and lose bad on it and he did it as an act of service protect taiki at all cost tbh"
X Link 2025-12-09T17:03Z 25K followers, XXX engagements

"@Pickle_cRypto i'm a wild guy"
X Link 2025-12-10T14:46Z 25K followers, XXX engagements

"@0xGumshoe made a post about this but we're only at 94k and the "any pump will be a dead cat bounce" voices are already diminished by XX% by the time we reach XXX or XXX (or whatever) zero people will be bearish dangerous game tbh"
X Link 2025-12-09T19:54Z 25K followers, XXX engagements

"@JonnyMoeTrades Made a post about this a few months ago. Biggest marketing gimmick scam in cookware and its not even close"
X Link 2025-12-10T02:05Z 25K followers, XXX engagements

""we still persisting forever" he whispered from behind his mask as his flesh drill obliterated the nerve root of what was actually a healthy molar"
X Link 2025-11-17T20:11Z 25K followers, 2751 engagements

"good post. if you're an old like me we're the last generation that bridged the before-after of smartphones (and some of us broadly available fast internet in general) i think a good start is finding a way to do an awareness check/exercise when you're online "am i doing something genuinely important or useful right now or am i just caught in a sub-minute recurring doom loop where i'm hunting and pecking and picking away at piece of UI and feed refreshes looking for dopamine" if you're honest with yourself the answer is probably 'yes' XX% of the time. and that's fine. but block off 10-15"
X Link 2025-12-02T14:18Z 25K followers, 7362 engagements

"we've been in a bear market since december 2024"
X Link 2025-12-02T19:32Z 25K followers, 77.9K engagements

"@blockgraze dunno why but 'eileen higgins' sounds less like a mayor of miami and more like a heisman candidate running back"
X Link 2025-12-10T15:09Z 25K followers, XXX engagements

"@DeFiConnoisseur monad is cool monad also isn't a 0-to-1 UX moment like eth-sol they can do great stuff but it's a tough road"
X Link 2025-12-10T20:40Z 25K followers, XXX engagements

"BTC: don't know that we get it after recent headlines but i suspect bears/'one more flush' crowd are looking at something like this:"
X Link 2025-12-09T17:14Z 24.9K followers, 4470 engagements

"yeah last thing i need is some XX year old fitness optimizer bro absolutely drenched in sweat whose old spice deoderant wore off X hours ago GULP GULP GULPing his postworkout after plopping down in the seat next to me on a X hour flight clammy wet forearm invading my armrest"
X Link 2025-12-10T17:01Z 24.9K followers, 1164 engagements

"@olivergrote putting pullup bars in airports is an incredibly dumb way to improve public health"
X Link 2025-12-10T17:54Z 24.9K followers, XXX engagements

"@Isaac_A_Horton i don't know. short term trade up to you i do know that i'd rather buy an L1 on a HTF trade (esp new ones ie excl sol eth) deep in a bear market after inflation competitive landscape and time capitulation have all expressed themselves"
X Link 2025-12-10T17:55Z 25K followers, XXX engagements

"man eth guys that are relieved that it's looking like they're not going to round trip their bull market 1.4x are getting real fucking chirpy on the tl right now and i'm happy for them (us still own a fair amt)"
X Link 2025-12-10T21:06Z 24.9K followers, 2993 engagements

"been speaking to this the past month or so on one hand: only tech product (w/ a coin) that's 'done it right' in the past two years. full stop. has a great product w/ broad usage in active development. it seems like a no-brainer bear market buy but you know what else did eth between 2021-2023 and we all know how that turned out"
X Link 2025-12-09T13:25Z 24.9K followers, 3177 engagements

"this is genuinely the only thing that makes me bearish right now"
X Link 2025-12-09T16:28Z 24.9K followers, 34.4K engagements

"i have strong conviction that in hindsight X year cycle deterministic sellers got lucky that the X year cycle timing coincided with 10/10 a liquidity/data desert (aided by an arbitrary very long gov shutdown) and a larger-than-normal stock market wobble all concurrently which aided a price-narr flywheel that reinforced their thesis for weak-kneed fence sitters. and ultimately we're going to go sharply higher"
X Link 2025-12-10T15:02Z 24.9K followers, 3183 engagements

"prediction: an infinite amount of people will get absolutely destroyed trying to find 'the next $X sol' trade approx a year too early"
X Link 2025-12-10T15:20Z 24.9K followers, 11.3K engagements

"@cointradernik btc dumps X% on this news"
X Link 2025-12-11T13:36Z 24.9K followers, XXX engagements

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