# ![@corpseinorbit Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::783093527697731584.png) @corpseinorbit ★

★ posts on X about israel, in the, money, jeffrey epstein the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  16.23% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  9.95% [finance](/list/finance)  3.66% [stocks](/list/stocks)  2.62% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  1.57% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  1.05% [musicians](/list/musicians)  1.05% [gaming](/list/gaming)  0.52% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  0.52% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  0.52%

**Social topic influence**
[israel](/topic/israel) 4.19%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 3.66%, [money](/topic/money) 2.62%, [jeffrey epstein](/topic/jeffrey-epstein) 2.62%, [murder](/topic/murder) 2.09%, [barack obama](/topic/barack-obama) #234, [if you](/topic/if-you) 1.57%, [egypt](/topic/egypt) 1.57%, [slovenia](/topic/slovenia) 1.57%, [countries](/topic/countries) 1.57%

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**Top assets mentioned**
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Somewhere back in Andaluca there's an ancient Roma woman with a black glass eye and when she plays accordion Nick Fuentes's tiny haunted legs begin to dance beneath his desk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2009891092326383645)  2026-01-10T07:32Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"That's Barack fuckin' Obama oomfies. Y'all. That's Barry the "onetime" CIA employee from the family of same being far worse than "a Rockefeller Republican in blackface" per professional loser Cornel West. That's OBAMA EVANGELION 3.0+1.0: POPPY BUSH (AT THE) COOKOUT The people who fought and died to keep ISIS from establishing a halfass-caliphate/state which would be in NATO by now are presently starring in gun-to-head ransom videos because we in fulfillment of Hope & Change appointed al-Qaeda the President of Syria. Ooh prize dummy The people who fought and died to keep ISIS from establishing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2013629443625906482)  2026-01-20T15:07Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@sethharpesq J.G. Ballard once said "If you want to know what the future will be like go to an airport" and I am horrified that he hasn't been wrong yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2016620885948477849)  2026-01-28T21:14Z 27.1K followers, 105.6K engagements


"At the absolute least and I mean the lowest bodycount that God Himself can imagine [-----] is about 15% of the Gaza Palestinians murdered since October [----] IDF accepts Gaza Health Ministry estimate of over [-----] killed in war https://t.co/47F5Bv5TAR IDF accepts Gaza Health Ministry estimate of over [-----] killed in war https://t.co/47F5Bv5TAR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2016903674165932443)  2026-01-29T15:58Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"THIS is the shit people need to be interrogated about. How the fuck did Epstein get from driving a cab to Bear Stearns and laundering Iran-Contra money and THEN the child-buying market Because [----] New York was DROWNING in pedophile cab drivers. There's a movie about it HOW I KNEW EPSTEIN WAS A FRAUD A mathematician friend of mine was told by Epstein in [----] that he made his money as a "mathematical option trader". My friend was impressed as Epstein had the largest mansion in Manhattan. My option friends found no trace of him in the option https://t.co/GpTYu53q0u HOW I KNEW EPSTEIN WAS A"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2017766200277606515)  2026-02-01T01:05Z 27.1K followers, 104.8K engagements


"Les Wexner. Where the fuck is he. Can you send a fucking process server to Les Wexner before he gets on his next PJ to Israel. Would anyone care to interview him. Open a case. Anything that compels movement of information. Am I about to hear he's at his house under the Knesset"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2018029720206483466)  2026-02-01T18:32Z 27.1K followers, 103.1K engagements


""Hang the President Bomb Tel Aviv" is not just a political platform it's a holistic cyclical approach to these complicated times when there's always a new President to hang"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2018038881493319806)  2026-02-01T19:08Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"The most salient detail of the "I loved the torture video" may be China + [----] + BlackBerry. The first [--] narrow it down considerably. The last: it was rather famously Obama Administration policy to use BlackBerries. Ghislaine placed people in the Obama State Dep't under Hillary. @corpseinorbit @FarrrlzBarkley Personally I'd like to hear the justification for why this one was redacted. https://t.co/r9CEZmF36l @corpseinorbit @FarrrlzBarkley Personally I'd like to hear the justification for why this one was redacted. https://t.co/r9CEZmF36l"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2018072965351362594)  2026-02-01T21:24Z 27.1K followers, 42.8K engagements


"Marie Gluesenkamp Perez may be a horrible disappointment so far but she was David Lynch's final creation and we need to see how she plays out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2018960462453391667)  2026-02-04T08:10Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"From that uh indicative video about "being strategic" I think we may discover that she's Laura Dern in INLAND EMPIRE but like [--] years earlier before she quits politics for acting. Acting with her very expressive face"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2018965468087026040)  2026-02-04T08:30Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Or maybe and this is sincere: I had no idea Laura Dern was so goddamn young and did BLUE VELVET at like [--] jesus maybe THIS is the version of Laura Dern who lives in the abusive Polish fairy tale and we're seeing all of INLAND EMPIRE from inside the soundstage house"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2018965949140046181)  2026-02-04T08:32Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"This + Interlochen is probably our best bet (thus far) on "Why the fuck did Jeffrey Epstein become Jeffrey Epstein" FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES Jeffrey Epstein forwards an article about Alex Acosta to Steve Bannon with the following message: "do you know bill barr. CIA ." https://t.co/groEYuh1NG FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES Jeffrey Epstein forwards an article about Alex Acosta to Steve Bannon with the following message: "do you know bill barr. CIA ." https://t.co/groEYuh1NG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019165891657879654)  2026-02-04T21:47Z 27.1K followers, 34.2K engagements


"@eyuplovely @owenjonesjourno Goddamn schoolboy sadism really is the coin of the realm huh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019347903542882451)  2026-02-05T09:50Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"People acting shocked about the Washington Post are pretty much openly saying "I saw how Jeff Bezos treats Amazon workers but I thought he understood that journalists unlike delivery drivers are real people We're so fucking important and he treats us like normal trash""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019391499419648090)  2026-02-05T12:43Z 27.1K followers, 26.1K engagements


"How are they going to automate a job like "The Public Overreaction to the Epstein Files" How the FUCK are they going to teach a computer to say "Iran must be invaded not for America's sake but for Iran's""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019392089012990027)  2026-02-05T12:46Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"And start referring to Kansas City as "Kansas Ciraq" because people in Chicago will fucking hate that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019394286077505980)  2026-02-05T12:54Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"With the newly semi-open border here's a real chance for this Gaza family to reach Egypt and start piecing together a human existence. They have suffered unforgivably at the hands of world-historical monsters and you can help them live like people not targets or bodycounts Please share or donate if you can. https://t.co/fx1o4hhHWD Please share or donate if you can. https://t.co/fx1o4hhHWD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019493381378842852)  2026-02-05T19:28Z 27.1K followers, 11.4K engagements


"Assuming Haliburton is really Haliburton and the spacing doesn't get horrendous Ivica Zubac to the Pacers might be the best right-now move of the deadline so far"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019495548751868002)  2026-02-05T19:37Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@hausofventura Who knows how long it'll last but everybody's trying to get maximum size + maximum skill right now and either you have Jaden Ivey's tools at 6'8" or you gotta be twice as good as Ivey at 6'3". At least in this era you gotta be Donovan Mitchell if you're sub-6'4""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019507221143679052)  2026-02-05T20:23Z 27.1K followers, [--] engagements


"The psychopaths who actually believe in a West/(Middle) East Clash of Civilizations e.g. Mike Flynn wash out. They're too stupid to operate effectively. Either your Adelsons methodically seeking a defined goal or your Eddie Gallagher murder-addicts who don't "believe" in shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019855619281330257)  2026-02-06T19:28Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"In short in brief in esse in posse: Jeffrey Epstein was a fairly normal member of your ruling class. That is our horror OURS. Not that he was an aberrant freak that he WASN'T. Among your Masters he was known for certain tastes. The rest of the Masters are alive & in power"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019858074002227563)  2026-02-06T19:37Z 27.1K followers, 29.6K engagements


"Epstein's been dead for [--] and a half years. Have those years been let's say markedly less Epsteinian Quite the opposite. So please for fuck's sake: aim your horror and rage at the entire class which YOU are now allowed to SEE perhaps as never before going about its work. In short in brief in esse in posse: Jeffrey Epstein was a fairly normal member of your ruling class. That is our horror OURS. Not that he was an aberrant freak that he WASN'T. Among your Masters he was known for certain tastes. The rest of the Masters are alive & in power. In short in brief in esse in posse: Jeffrey Epstein"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019861098682610170)  2026-02-06T19:49Z 27.1K followers, 20K engagements


"@NormalIslandNws He had frequent recourse to a patented Russian intelligence technique known as "Izrail'skiyovka" which translates roughly to "the art of becoming Israeli""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019862523189596447)  2026-02-06T19:55Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@FutureExCon There's really very little of the present that you can't understand via simple extrapolation from white people taking over any piece of Indian land for the last [---] years. It's 95% there. The missing agent is complexity unto itself and how complexity enables the disease"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019913311077236788)  2026-02-06T23:17Z 27.1K followers, [---] engagements


"@FutureExCon The Kurds and the Armenians are some of the most fucked-over people on Earth and nobody cares. When I saw zero public outcry about Azerbaijan's ethnic cleansing of Nagorno-Karabakh I had a pretty good idea of what would happen in Gaza"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019915316663357511)  2026-02-06T23:25Z 27.1K followers, [---] engagements


"I hope you motherfuckers are ready for "Selling girls is lindy because that's basically what arranged marriage is." I can hear the Last Wave. I'm having dreams where David Gulpilil shows me my Songlines"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020111138130731273)  2026-02-07T12:23Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Me and this guy are waiting for you on Terminal Beach and I'm saying "Do what you feel dog. I'm fine""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020113252756152685)  2026-02-07T12:31Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"He's pointing the death bone at Peter Mandelson while I whisper to him in Polari"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020114459398647987)  2026-02-07T12:36Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@kahvimuki @nkulw The part where he's stuck in the girls' bathroom the part where he has to sleep on the dorm-room floor while his friends fuck (been there) the part where Bill Buckley spiritually Epsteins him (have not been there)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020151731225575717)  2026-02-07T15:04Z 27.1K followers, [---] engagements


"You gotta hear this Bowie's weirdest scariest album finally sounds as good as it deserves to. In [----] it predicts that internet-mediated public violence will be the artform of the 2000s and that biotech will lead to a rebirth of "scientific racism" https://www.hdtracks.com/#/album/663d9d492d76671279074ec6 https://www.hdtracks.com/#/album/663d9d492d76671279074ec6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020208838742536289)  2026-02-07T18:51Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"There's truly nothing else like it. Closest you'll ever hear to a David Lynch movie in album form. Bowie using the Miles/Can methodology of recording editing & overdubbing improvisations into song form. Lots of his best crew: Eno Reeves Gabrels Mike Garson Sterling Campbell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020209368202113042)  2026-02-07T18:53Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@willmenaker Maybe Perk means that he himself is the worst possible example of Perk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020224112136749332)  2026-02-07T19:52Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@ZeroSuitCamus RFK Jr. is actually the creature's name. The creator's name is Hepatitis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020391850574819376)  2026-02-08T06:58Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"it's where things first surface if you know how to see them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020404300606828981)  2026-02-08T07:48Z 27.1K followers, [---] engagements


"thanks for reminding me of this @HuntClancy you ever heard the bit about where the double-circle insignia comes from"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020406224559526207)  2026-02-08T07:55Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@HuntClancy It's very CoS to think "Well they tested the Bomb here so we're last on the list for getting nuked again""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020409692816855272)  2026-02-08T08:09Z 27.1K followers, [--] engagements


"You're technically not allowed to give a Shabbos goy any commands because that would constitute "work" so Epstein would have a 19-year-old Tisch freshman sitting at his computer and he'd walk around the room saying "Slovenian girls sure are cheap. Docile too""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020419120244945135)  2026-02-08T08:47Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@JanezoviNasveti Luckily though I am 0% Balkan (as far as I know) I am 98% Minor-League Whites (non-WASP non-Anglo usually Catholics usually awful lives Irish on one side Russian/Ukrainian/Polish/Catholic Swabian on the other) so I'm used to typographical car crashes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020430569008677058)  2026-02-08T09:32Z 27.1K followers, [--] engagements


"@JanezoviNasveti Plus our friends Larry Summers and Yegor Gaidar made sure that Slovenia would resemble the UAE in one key economic sector except they're importing and you're exporting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020431465134395440)  2026-02-08T09:36Z 27.1K followers, [--] engagements


"@JanezoviNasveti And crucially: are Slovenes in any way along any spectrum "more Italian" than Serbs/Croats/Bosniaks Because it seems that way. In the tiny percentage of American minds that ever think about this Slovenes are the Party Italians of the former Yugoslavia"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020434803016048843)  2026-02-08T09:49Z 27.1K followers, [--] engagements


"@JanezoviNasveti I'm not saying that this is correct; I'm simply saying that for Americans who have ever heard of foreign countries Slovenia is where you go yachting with a "pop star" who costs $350k for the weekend and Serbia is where you wear the same Dream Team windbreaker since 1993"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020436534198186216)  2026-02-08T09:56Z 27.1K followers, [--] engagements


"@JanezoviNasveti But hasn't Austria gained and lost and gained and lost chunks of land to the northern blond honky part of Italy so some percentage of present Austrians are ethnically the tall white kind of Italians I know those countries punted Trieste and the Tyrol back and forth for decades"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020437819966288180)  2026-02-08T10:01Z 27.1K followers, [--] engagements


"@JanezoviNasveti To put it most directly: Slovenia is the only Balkan nation where I can imagine Marcello Mastroianni in a tuxedo walking up to the beautiful but troubled heiress to an industrial fortune and saying "Ciao""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020438174712185098)  2026-02-08T10:02Z 27.1K followers, [--] engagements


"@JanezoviNasveti I truly do not know what they be eating in the Tirolo. I know a very little bit of this history because James Joyce made a living as what we'd call an ESL teacher in the general region for a while and he kept getting stuck when places like Trieste and Pola/Pula changed nations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020439553589563730)  2026-02-08T10:08Z 27.1K followers, [--] engagements


"@JanezoviNasveti I think it was Paul Celan who lived in [--] states and/or empires but only moved twice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020464483030732901)  2026-02-08T11:47Z 27.1K followers, [--] engagements


"@TedCrillyFanAcc @GhostStoriesEnd I'm telling you I will take you to a place where the same Sicilians have been reusing the same laminated tablecloths since Arnold Rothstein fixed the [----] World Series and you will encounter varieties of stromboli that cannot exist under a monarchy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020503038352654715)  2026-02-08T14:20Z 27.1K followers, [---] engagements


"@GhostStoriesEnd Now the food WILL entirely kill you. Of this there can be no doubt. But British food doesn't kill you much less and you know what else kills you Cigarettes. Heroin. A week-long heroin orgy in a hotel room with a woman you don't even really know. The finest things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020505147231867153)  2026-02-08T14:29Z 27.1K followers, [---] engagements


"@GhostStoriesEnd Both for the show and personally it's probably the single best first-person story I have and I can't fucking tell it because it involves someone who is in very real danger from the heart of the Anglo-American intelligence monster. But for like [--] days I stood atop Creation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020506475148591522)  2026-02-08T14:34Z 27.1K followers, [---] engagements


"And all he needed to do was answer @eyuplovely's simple question: Are you aware that Keir Starmer ejaculated inside his mistress . It caused a pregnancy BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020552802544529887)  2026-02-08T17:38Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Just another meaningful day here in Anglo-Saxon Bosnia . the place where everything works"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021009954375921920)  2026-02-09T23:54Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"I can feel myself becoming more Ethnic White as less of "society" can achieve even rudimentary function. I'm having epigenetic visions of Oliver Cromwell cutting my head of . cursing in a Slavic language as I fight a hog for rotten silage "  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021010189642785134)  2026-02-09T23:55Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"As long as I'm feeling it: this isn't a prediction but the logical next step here would be an "assassination" attempted or successful of someone very Epstein-connected that elicits A Bipartisan Call for Sanity (and wave of "conspirator" arrests). Keep an eye on Bill Clinton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021049450660061388)  2026-02-10T02:31Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"How he lied his way into commanding a submarine chaser off the Pacific coast for [--] days we may never know but he did technically declare war on Mexico by fucking unloading on an uninhabited island off the Mexican coast presuming it to be an Axis base. He was stupid you see"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021054541597376636)  2026-02-10T02:52Z 27.1K followers, [---] engagements


"USS PC-815. Doesn't quite have the ring of PT-109 as well it shouldn't. And L. Ron was its first-ever commander which led to its reputation as "cursed" . which is hard to argue since it only lasted [--] years before hitting another Navy ship and sinking . on September 11"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021055123099877531)  2026-02-10T02:54Z 27.1K followers, [---] engagements


"If nothing else I hope this elucidates something: "law enforcement" depends on high-level criminals. The CIA FBI et al. don't merely run the drug world for the money; they need a constant supply of very fucked people who turn on each other because they don't know SHIT else They're calling it "the rightest I've ever been so much so that it's fucking eerie and I don't like it" https://t.co/fFD2zG4nP2 They're calling it "the rightest I've ever been so much so that it's fucking eerie and I don't like it" https://t.co/fFD2zG4nP2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021067193245479012)  2026-02-10T03:42Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"The last successful deciphering of a major drug operation and arrest of its key figures that did NOT involve an employee of the US federal government on the drug side that would've occurred like Amin Elhassan used to say on the 37th of Nevuary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021068366505705803)  2026-02-10T03:47Z 27.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@DPORTILLO_0 STEW . JESUS . STEW . ehhh it's Miles Bridges"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021100938249814392)  2026-02-10T05:56Z 27.1K followers, [---] engagements


"No more fucking [----] AM radio snare drums. Never let me hear a snare drum go "doof" for the rest of my life. Tune that bitch up like you know what you're doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021119039775314244)  2026-02-10T07:08Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@HuntClancy "Slide down the banister go get your coat / Ferry cross the Mersey and go for the throat." Banister ferry. Guy Banister David Ferrie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021119898156458374)  2026-02-10T07:11Z 27.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Steve Gadd is Steve Gadd and has been on 53% of all recordings in human history partly because he always sounds exactly the same. Listen to any Steve Gadd. "Aja" "Night Streets" whatever. If your snare is dramatically lower than that repent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021142962369888407)  2026-02-10T08:43Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@jesuslasupajew Actually it would be sick for Jay Electronica to do a set surrounded by every living Rothschild"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021183581905649907)  2026-02-10T11:24Z 27.1K followers, [---] engagements


"@pet_wife BLU-RAY EXTRA: Strauss Music and Easy Charm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021654243820904634)  2026-02-11T18:35Z 27.2K followers, [---] engagements


"You know what's interesting about Pete Hegseth: he's gay and a rapist but not a gay rapist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021654621929058426)  2026-02-11T18:36Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@scrap_icon Leaning against the prison fence muttering "That boy ain't got a god damn chance""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021841616810783209)  2026-02-12T06:59Z 27.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Gotta Fuck Something The Autobiography of Pam Bondi God damn. https://t.co/P8EoZ7Evgf God damn. https://t.co/P8EoZ7Evgf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021842659766042627)  2026-02-12T07:03Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Tara said "Let me get that Bill Gates." Tara said "Move the Raiders to Sumatra" We are proud to announce the birth of a Sumatran orangutan Raya (Rah-yah). Tara a 30-year-old orangutan welcomed the healthy baby girl on January [--] and both are doing well while spending lots of time bonding. https://t.co/MssIQyiYR4 We are proud to announce the birth of a Sumatran orangutan Raya (Rah-yah). Tara a 30-year-old orangutan welcomed the healthy baby girl on January [--] and both are doing well while spending lots of time bonding. https://t.co/MssIQyiYR4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021858882025365960)  2026-02-12T08:08Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@willmenaker To my knowledge that's the one movie where Val Kilmer really got to do his shit with a great role (tho I'd love to know if there's another) and it's crucial that he balances being a slick motherfucker with true sadness that he's gonna die normally cos nobody can stick him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2023045110716641742)  2026-02-15T14:41Z 27.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Everything we're doing to Cuba is outright Nazi obscenity but forcing other countries to expel Cuban doctors is a truly deranged level of petty sadism. Feed Marco Rubio to a shark"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021967185577406676)  2026-02-12T15:18Z 27.2K followers, 88.3K engagements


"Your country's new. Your voice is new. Your house and even your eyes are new. Your maid is new and your accent too. But your fear is as old as the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2022947690473201678)  2026-02-15T08:14Z 27.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@willmenaker And the real Doc + Kate were even crazier: he looked like an anorexic Matthew McConaughey with a thin little stache and Kate was like 6'2" way older and fat as hell. Genius Skeleton Murder Man and Boss Bitch in Charge robbing card games up & down the frontier. Fucking salute"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2023045891280847332)  2026-02-15T14:45Z 27.2K followers, [---] engagements


"However up-to-date you've tried to stay on Gaza or however cravenly you've ignored it however hard you've looked right into hell or however you've exempted yourself from looking: Please give me [--] seconds of focused closed-eyes silence on "delivering a headless woman's baby." We had a beheaded 9-months pregnant woman we had to deliver her baby. These two Australian doctors have been at Shifa Hospital for just two days and are talking about indescribable horrors. We had a beheaded 9-months pregnant woman we had to deliver her baby. These two Australian doctors have been at Shifa Hospital for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1969504637855072338)  2025-09-20T20:51Z 27.2K followers, 268K engagements


"Mitchell is one of those Party-servant "Grand Old Men" who's had [--] government jobs over 40+ years. Virginia Giuffre and a Lolita Express pilot both named him. He's in the Epstein birthday book. He's been on the boards of Disney Unilever Fed Ex Xerox Staples and Starwood In [----] Obama appointed George Mitchell "Special Envoy for Middle East Peace" in the Bureau of Near Eastern Affairs within the Hillary State Dep't. Which is how Ghislaine got her nephew Alex Djerassi a post in the Bureau of Near Eastern Affairs In [----] Obama appointed George Mitchell "Special Envoy for Middle East Peace" in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2018076630262882715)  2026-02-01T21:38Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"And it's always the right time for a reminder that as President of the United States Barack Obama used a specialized BlackBerry that deleted the entire history of the device every time he plugged it into its charger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2018090073942597634)  2026-02-01T22:32Z 27.2K followers, 2M engagements


"I'll never live to see an NBA team in Kansas City but if for some reason we get one when I'm dead please remember me by starting a huge (and if necessary violent) campaign to name our arena The Iraq War Gas Price Dome"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019389857521426943)  2026-02-05T12:37Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Listening to the great new @RadioWarNerd on leadup to [----] and I'm forcefully relearning the Three Great Truths: #1 everything Americans know about the USSR is fake. #2 the Third Reich was our baby as much as Germany's. And #3 George Orwell what an enormous piece of shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2019568079282614550)  2026-02-06T00:25Z 27.2K followers, 21.7K engagements


"In all seriousness the reason Robert F. Kennedy Jr. talks like that is untreated hepatitis from his junkie days. God knows I'm no man to look down on a junkie but truly check for yourself. His liver is fucked so his brain is full of neurotoxins"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020508831046939078)  2026-02-08T14:43Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"The year Jeffrey Epstein became Leslie Wexner's "financial advisor" [----] is the same year that Wexner's Limited Inc. created the chain store Limited Too which was expressly aimed at adolescent girls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020558846922567780)  2026-02-08T18:02Z 27.2K followers, 32K engagements


"Anyone who's shaken up about Chomsky: I'm sorry I don't mean to chide you but you still haven't learned The Lesson. NEVER believe in anyone ESPECIALLY not yourself. It MAY be permissible to believe in your mom. I don't know her. Yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2020946877580271804)  2026-02-09T19:44Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Please God let James Harden's undeserved health transfer to Victor Wembanyama. Let Victor block a Harden stepback with one foot on the free-throw line and in that instant make Harden ancient and beardless. I've had to watch this bullshitter for almost half my life. Avenge me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021465833885827213)  2026-02-11T06:06Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"They killed Pat Tillman so he couldn't break the news about Chomsky"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021860046481535100)  2026-02-12T08:12Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"In all seriousness it's not funny to joke about white women fucking dogs. I haven't quite figured out whether I should respect white women's culture or denounce them for bestiality but I'll tell you one goddamn thing: it's certainly not funny. That they fuck dogs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021884591724728409)  2026-02-12T09:50Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"I believe it was General Sherman who said "A fucked dog is no man's breakfast" and he should know. He was driving a scorched-earth campaign from Confederate Atlanta to the coast. Can you IMAGINE how many dogs those Georgia damsels fucked And none of it was funny. Then OR now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021885303242502589)  2026-02-12T09:53Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"If I were to say something and I won't even hypothecate I'll paraphrase for sensitive temperaments to the effect that Pam Bondi is an [--] IQ pimp at the best of times but after catching a jit-soak from THIS guy she wouldn't be allowed to join the Army Not funny. Shameful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2021886756145005005)  2026-02-12T09:59Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@jesuslasupajew I knew a girl from a Texas town near the border and her high school was almost entirely an excuse for the football team. Something like 25% of her class died in drunk car wrecks before graduation and the football coach was making high [--] figgies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2022149981864615965)  2026-02-13T03:25Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@jesuslasupajew Mine kinda was too. Super strict Jesuit school 95% white and then like [--] black guys who weren't Catholic and had been outright illegally recruited. The football team won state [--] of my [--] years. Couple white guys almost got fed charges for pissing on the St. Louis Arch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2022151912431530009)  2026-02-13T03:32Z 27.2K followers, [---] engagements


"If "real rock guitar" means "bands I am frequently forced to hear against my will" then sure. The rest is I regret to tell you what it always is: you got old. Music in general is dogshit now but it's not for want of guitar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2022152950093951336)  2026-02-13T03:36Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@steppinlaser All of that still happens all over the world it's just not delivered to your house. The Youtuber angle is what gets promoted; it's a tiny tiny fraction of the good-to-great guitarist population. Pop music has always been 99.9% trash it's just 99.9% of a much larger sum now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2022165239425642761)  2026-02-13T04:25Z 27.2K followers, [--] engagements


"@scrap_icon Whenever I see that dude I think of a gender-swapped version of this Paul Mooney bit where a cocktail waitress brings him a drink onstage the crowd starts whistling and shit and Mooney says "Get it out now because that's the kind of white girl who goes missing""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2022322944219738575)  2026-02-13T14:52Z 27.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Thank God that Barack Obama was unable to appoint Kathy Ruemmler as planned his Attorney General. And instead chose the guy who'd just defended Purdue Pharma FROM the Justice Department in the opioid epidemic case (settled out of court. For money you and I will never see)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2022711969384452243)  2026-02-14T16:38Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


""Steve Ballmer did no due diligence on his $50 million Aspiration investment because it was intended primarily to elicit Aspiration's $300 million stake in the Intuit Dome" Bitch just come ASK me next time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2022902443810738685)  2026-02-15T05:15Z 27.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@willmenaker He was fully trained and accredited as a dentist then he found out that he was already a terminal TB case so he thought "Guess I'll just abandon my current life become the best gunfighter in the world hook up with a hefty chippie and run the goddamn jewels" and he did"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/2023046704463855683)  2026-02-15T14:48Z 27.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@ZachLowe_NBA You have fully entered the Mind of Pain. This is how we're supposed to think. My team is winning 81-55 at halftime I'm really going to feel bad watching a 20-54 second half. Young player reaching his potential I hope he's happy on his new team post-deadline. I want that for him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1967330767903842326)  2025-09-14T20:53Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"I assume Spencer Cox is the brother of Dewey Cox who actually died in real life and that he has children named Lovely Treasure Slick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1967332846164722012)  2025-09-14T21:01Z 25.2K followers, [----] engagements


"As a young man Gov. Spencer Cox was only allowed to listen to My Chemical Friendship"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1967333725634711584)  2025-09-14T21:04Z 25.2K followers, [----] engagements


"And this is not a joke look for yourself I don't want to posit a causal relationship here not necessarily but as Spencer Cox has attained higher & higher office he's looked more & more like an emergency Lindsey Graham. The DNA would've been powerfully accessible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1967336802295091691)  2025-09-14T21:16Z 25.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Well I went to Catholic school and then Jesuit Catholic school because the public school system in my city was (is) so broken and underfunded that it lost federal accreditation. Its diplomas weren't legally "real" not even as GEDs. So yeah I knew a lot about Jesuit politics When you were a kid in school did you have the slightest clue of your teachers' political views I did not. When you were a kid in school did you have the slightest clue of your teachers' political views I did not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1967682175542890654)  2025-09-15T20:09Z 25.2K followers, [----] engagements


"I could get into detail about the mandatory "rallies" that involved [----] teenagers being show 40-foot-high slideshows of aborted fetuses or the obligation to support the Iraq War or the essays I had to write re: Vatican II destroying white Christian civilization"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1967683903273283984)  2025-09-15T20:16Z 25.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@jed12 They showed us that shit too about once per class per semester and then they explained to us that Oscar Romero's death (or whatever we were meant to care about) was to be blamed on interference with the free market"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1967711585855771069)  2025-09-15T22:06Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@sjmay92 I always kinda wish this ended with a guy wearing a cape that says I WAS NOT AT THE BAY OF PIGS running up behind Robert Redford and splitting his cabbage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1968194221606834289)  2025-09-17T06:04Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@nkulw You wanna start a League of Legends LHO is a top-5 pick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1968197494296416641)  2025-09-17T06:17Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@big_business_ I think he's right that his teammates don't like him tho. I remember an anonymous player years ago talking about Trae and Dennis Schrder getting in some kind of spat and the player said "Do you realize how big an asshole you have to be if I'm siding with Dennis Schrder""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1968342253396733978)  2025-09-17T15:52Z 25.2K followers, 17.6K engagements


"@goodtimejakob she was/is a model in the Trump "Miss ______" circuit who claims she got the gig by receiving a letter out nowhere she was/is a Trump employee between pageants she was/is involved with a church that trafficked kids from Romania to locales including "private islands""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1969484050550182170)  2025-09-20T19:29Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@goodtimejakob there are professional spouses throughout politics especially for the unfuckable men of Con Inc. I doubt that Ben Shapiro has ever had sex with a woman who wasn't on the clock but Erika (Frantzve) Kirk looks like a particularly fucking weird one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1969485073926820309)  2025-09-20T19:33Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@goodtimejakob as far as I can tell Erika's still on the thumbtacks-and-red-string level but if you're up for the grind her professional bios on the sites for her various employers will get you started making connections"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1969486020019101708)  2025-09-20T19:37Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@the_eternal_cat @willmenaker it could probably apply to all of them but Greenland if one cared to do some digging"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1969508784390201373)  2025-09-20T21:07Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@the_eternal_cat @willmenaker actually it could probably apply to Greenland"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1969509783439872344)  2025-09-20T21:11Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@SeanMcCarthyCom One of the few gun things I can tell you offhand: 30-06 is fuckin' huge. Used for literal big-game hunting. Big enough if not used carefully to fuck up a deer so badly that there's not much "trophy" left. Firing a 30-06 round doesn't go "pop" like the shot in the video"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1969595689668604210)  2025-09-21T02:53Z 25.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@amuendelheim @SeanMcCarthyCom not explode no but also not go "pip" and fail to leave an exit wound"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1969602018181595209)  2025-09-21T03:18Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@squilli30279775 @SeanMcCarthyCom The parts of them that got shot were pretty torn the fuck up. They weren't catching those rounds to the neck or head and coming out of it with no particularly visible wounds. Also a lot of them exploded for other reasons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1969604188444205408)  2025-09-21T03:26Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@squilli30279775 @SeanMcCarthyCom Point is you're being asked to believe that Charlie Kirk got shot in the neck with a round that can fell an elk and he didn't even fall out of his chair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1969604719439200671)  2025-09-21T03:28Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@squilli30279775 @SeanMcCarthyCom He slumps over and gradually falls but he's not knocked on his ass by the shot itself. And "no exit wound" is the official line not something I'm inferring the claim is that his "superhuman" bone density stopped the bullet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1969606934832525778)  2025-09-21T03:37Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@Taghkanic (and now that we've got all the GET BACK documentary footage Emerick's book is clearly the truest description of how the Beatles worked and what they were like as people so I generally trust him the RUBBER SOUL - REVOLVER leap is partly the Norman Smith - Emerick leap)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1969770980848357394)  2025-09-21T14:29Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@Taghkanic The rigid segregation of musicians engineers & producers pre-Beatles was crazy & he deserves a lot of credit for helping to end that (bands weren't allowed in the control room) & for getting classical musicians to play seriously. But sound-wise Emerick is really the dude"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1969779092191854872)  2025-09-21T15:01Z 25.2K followers, [--] engagements


"I've never seen you lookin' so bad my Kirky one You tell me that your super-fine spine has come undone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1970012004929986593)  2025-09-22T06:27Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@jakeures @laserboat999 I haven't paid close attention in a long time but my dad used to cover the Royals so I saw (I think) all of the [----] & [----] World Series runs and I was amazed that nobody imitated their strategy: put the fucking ball in play be up after [--] murder corps of relief pitchers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1970020641735905694)  2025-09-22T07:01Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@jakeures @laserboat999 When I think of the most godly displays I've watched in any sport Wade Davis in those [--] years and especially winning in [----] is way up there. I've always wondered how many other pitchers have won the World Series on a *looking* strikeout"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1970020978815111314)  2025-09-22T07:02Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@drs10909 Tucker Carlson took the occasion to tell a bizarre Jesus allegory in which he seemed to be blaming Israel but ended with a truly weird "just kidding" laugh and Trump announced that he & RFK are going to say that autism is caused by pregnant women taking Tylenol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1970036605986693193)  2025-09-22T08:05Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@drs10909 hey I was already gonna compare Charlie Kirk to Horst Wessel on D/C this week and now it almost feels like cheating"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1970038047833047086)  2025-09-22T08:10Z 25.2K followers, [--] engagements


"@TradNorm @BoltzmannBooty It sounded too premeditated to me like it didn't emerge out of talking or sound he kinda shouted it and I deeply suspect that he's trying to position himself as Pope of the anti-Israel right (if it exists) but I cannot believe Tucker Carlson himself gives a shit about Israel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1970055294035099759)  2025-09-22T09:19Z 25.2K followers, [--] engagements


"@TradNorm @BoltzmannBooty That was like in ULYSSES when Stephen tells his cryptic little story to the old newspapermen and he realizes that they don't know it's over so he has to go "HA" before they respond"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1970055727730380990)  2025-09-22T09:21Z 25.2K followers, [--] engagements


"@TradNorm @BoltzmannBooty Well part of it is that he doesn't have to exclude THAT much. He can say 95% the same shit and then score points for complaining about "Israeli influence on American politics" as if he and Netanyahu have wildly divergent opinions about Arabs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1970066201239011702)  2025-09-22T10:02Z 25.2K followers, [--] engagements


"@TradNorm @BoltzmannBooty Right and I include that within the 5% that he can safely say because he knows there's zero chance of it ever happening he can start with "We should be more 'cautious'" then "We have to ask ourselves the Tough Questions" reading the ad buys and demographics in Braille"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1970067215668957337)  2025-09-22T10:06Z 25.2K followers, [--] engagements


"@TradNorm @BoltzmannBooty The murder and subjugation the worst crime of the 21st century Tucker Carlson doesn't give a shit about any of that. He was involved in some 20th-century crimes in his own right. Papa was dropping radios on China to prepare the way for the return of Chiang Kai-shek"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1970067598403367321)  2025-09-22T10:08Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@jakeures @laserboat999 Goddamn I don't know any of the names except Christian Yelich but just by the numbers that is an insane pitching rotation. 17-6 with an ERA in the mid 2s and nearly [---] innings shit Freddy Peralta must be an MVP candidate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1970131752565047656)  2025-09-22T14:23Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@jakeures @laserboat999 There are also some extraordinary leaps happening in Latino-Afro-Caribbean name technology. For some reason I'll always remember the Met named Jeurys Familia from the [----] WS and now we're deep into the Age of Khendarvys. White people are cowards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1970133794213765169)  2025-09-22T14:31Z 25.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@jakeures @laserboat999 My mom met a Korean-American baby a few months ago named Maxxdot. That boy is going to inherit this world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1970134410088321151)  2025-09-22T14:33Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@_surgicalrubber I get the wind knocked out of me every time I read GR again and remember that Pynchon ends this passage with "But out here down among the people the truer currencies come into being. So Jews are negotiable. Every bit as negotiable as cigarettes cunt or Hershey bars.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1971374949710606380)  2025-09-26T00:43Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@ByYourLogic People love to make fun of Bob Dylan's born-again phase but they never mention all the Jewish James Brown albums"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1971378615599374518)  2025-09-26T00:57Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@laserboat999 Nation of Islam Kamala"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1971428697795330559)  2025-09-26T04:16Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@laserboat999 Gavin Newsom as professional magician"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1971430815591809378)  2025-09-26T04:25Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"New DEATH/CORNER coming soon featuring my all-time biggest guest. Still can't believe it really happened"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1971513693289717797)  2025-09-26T09:54Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"you're not going to guess 🚗 💊"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1971522733294190877)  2025-09-26T10:30Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@NateDuncanNBA I say this not in support of the status quo because that was fuckin' bad but because I don't know the answer: how do you fix that without either fixed rules or individual refs constantly adjudicating players' thoughts Is "hm shit STEAL" even a "thought""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972026504830943301)  2025-09-27T19:52Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@odanacmoncmon @BoltzmannBooty Oh wait no in keeping with Gretsch's superb talent for naming things they were BOTH "6120s" of which the Country Gentleman was/is a subspecies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972187428971778209)  2025-09-28T06:31Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@odanacmoncmon @BoltzmannBooty And Fender didn't either Complete accident that there was a position where the switch was receiving [--] pickup signals and wouldn't move if you were careful. Strat freaks can tell you ALL about how they perfected/ruined the Strat design by accommodating the 5-way on purpose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972193099335270808)  2025-09-28T06:54Z 25.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@odanacmoncmon @BoltzmannBooty Dumble and Soldano are/were both guitarists (Dumble was allegedly very good) but Mesa Vox and Hiwatt all no. It's interesting to know what they DID play if anything and Jim Marshall as drummer + Randy Smith (Mesa) as saxophonist seem the most significant to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972195708280418536)  2025-09-28T07:04Z 25.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@odanacmoncmon @BoltzmannBooty that's the one looks like a key implement for testing the Ludovico Technique on Alex DeLarge but the chorus is great and the PREAMP I used to say it would've been a great pedal on its own and now they actually do sell just the preamp in a Compact without the chorus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972202068724404287)  2025-09-28T07:29Z 25.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@odanacmoncmon @BoltzmannBooty Have you ever heard the harmonic tremolo that was on a couple of transitional Fenders from the blonde/brown era very early 60s when they'd dumped all the tweed amps but hadn't gotten to the black ones with reverb A brown Fender Super with harmonic tremolo well you'll see"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972203165245493668)  2025-09-28T07:34Z 25.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@odanacmoncmon @BoltzmannBooty saludos and say a prayer for the future of Mesa/Boogie now that fucking Gibson owns it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972204241092751535)  2025-09-28T07:38Z 25.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@eyuplovely Tom is one of the great collectors of place-names in America where there are infinite fucking bizarre place-names and that track includes one of my favorites: "He has a wife in someplace called Mayor's Income Tennessee.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972207369775182120)  2025-09-28T07:50Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@eyuplovely I don't think non-Americans know this: our place-names are a nerve net for the schizoid panic-mythos that made us The Last Country. My state has a Herculaneum Carthage Hannibal Lebanon Cairo Versailles Bolivar Vichy Humansville Sparta Adonis Mt. Zion and "Wet Glaize""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972216558102671541)  2025-09-28T08:27Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@writetothedeath I really did know a Rothschild and however bad you have to fuck up to become the branch of the Rothschilds that ends up at the University of North Texas apparently they fucked up that badly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972503655330005198)  2025-09-29T03:28Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@eyuplovely I really mean it as consolation when I say there's no fucking way the Trump administration can go [--] months without shredding and replacing this at least twice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972522082161590730)  2025-09-29T04:41Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Remember when Blair was quietly in charge of "resettlement negotiations" about forcibly deporting Palestinians to Egypt almost [--] years ago No Well Tony did what he does: fucked off one job so he could gnaw shred rip and ratfuck his way to a bigger one This is the scariest thing I have ever read in my whole life. Pit in my stomach. Heart sank https://t.co/haVwgAjJGm This is the scariest thing I have ever read in my whole life. Pit in my stomach. Heart sank https://t.co/haVwgAjJGm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972522704273391739)  2025-09-29T04:43Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@eyuplovely So how's the UK appetite looking for "Jeffrey Epstein was wrapped around Peter Mandelson's brain in every moment Mandelson may even have been in love with him but Mandelson's golem Tony Blair never so much as heard Epstein's name during his decade as a professional marionette""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972525432689020967)  2025-09-29T04:54Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"I can see so clearly I mean I can really SEE not as an act of will but as a bulletin from the Telesterion Trump in [--] months Oval Office press party time saying "Tony Blair is a very bad liar. You can tell all the time you can tell he's always lying. It's sad actually." Tony Blair is evil incarnate. Up there with Hitler Tony Blair is evil incarnate. Up there with Hitler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972526135977386467)  2025-09-29T04:57Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@eyuplovely That's the driest Bastani I've ever seen. What is His Majesty King Charles's parliament FOR if not to see to the well-being of the nation and when has England EVER been well-sorted in living memory without a WET BASTANI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972527156254437431)  2025-09-29T05:01Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"Now that I and certain other key assets appear to have dispatched the use of The Beatles for "venerated thing from before you were born that you call 'bad' for attention" I'll keep my hand in but I shall be opening a new front as well: people who say Lenny Bruce wasn't funny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1972722354020343845)  2025-09-29T17:57Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"He has the precise face of a [----] WWF bit player. He's used as Vince McMahon's envoy twice then The Undertaker stands behind him for [--] solid minutes and they use a trick ring to Tombstone him to Gay Hell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1973053859476996563)  2025-09-30T15:54Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"presuming the true cessation of yesterday's schizophrenic break a whole new genre very feature-rich ECHO'S BONES ep. [--] is coming Thursday I WILL make you understand electricity and you WILL learn as a matter wholly devoid of irony or kitsch that David Lynch was right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1973076640054890549)  2025-09-30T17:25Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@looonstar I just remembered when Stav is talking about that TV show "Banshee" Nick isn't really listening and then he swoops in with "A lady pick me up in the Home Depot parking lot and banshee fuh my ase""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1973354182603374997)  2025-10-01T11:47Z 25.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@laserboat999 If I become emperor one of my first acts will be a huge mural on the side of the George Bush Center for Intelligence in Langley and it'll be Oswald clasping hands with Fredo Corleone under the words "I CAN DO THINGS I'M SMART""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1973539285321261401)  2025-10-02T00:03Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@laserboat999 The whole place will of course also be renamed The Grassy Knoll Solarium"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1973541401603481966)  2025-10-02T00:11Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@moetkacik I bet it was real in Harlem or the Bronx at some point salsa is funny the name comes from all the musical influences that got airdropped into NYC including some non-"Latino" indigenous stuff & not everybody likes hearing their shit get mixed with other people's"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1973562652111827392)  2025-10-02T01:36Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@moetkacik One of those information-shards that will never leave my brain: famous people in general are shorter than you think but Shakira is 4'11""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1973567550454898872)  2025-10-02T01:55Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@odanacmoncmon @moetkacik Yeah I've ended up at the Dakota several times and that place scares the living shit out of me. There was famously an ancient insane women who had lived there forever and would walk around naked open any unlocked doors and scream nightmare things at you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1973574793543950625)  2025-10-02T02:24Z 25.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@laserboat999 sorta makes all of history seem like a mistake huh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1973918253283266787)  2025-10-03T01:09Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@laserboat999 altho it is kind of cool to see the beginning and end of human society in the same photo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1973918833200013529)  2025-10-03T01:11Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"ECHO'S BONES #002 "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell" To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World. https://www.patreon.com/posts/002-marriage-of-140347622 https://www.patreon.com/posts/002-marriage-of-140347622"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1974082101504032982)  2025-10-03T12:00Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@MilitantGoober there's no other Nick but Bari's Adam is Amy Schumer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1974150875829747826)  2025-10-03T16:33Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"The thing I keep hearing from "safe" Rafah is no water no drinkable water but also no water clean enough for cleaning clothes or wounds for mixing medicine into for anything. Israel controls the Gaza water supply half of which it "loses" every year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1974466892829266305)  2025-10-04T13:29Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Some of that is black-marketeering some of it's intentionally wasted and some is that the water infrastructure in Gaza is shot to shit by Israel which then refuses to repair it. (Meanwhile Israel's "new" friends the Saudis get massive desalination facilities.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1974467879782555829)  2025-10-04T13:33Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"There is not one single goddamn piece of space law to prevent lunar slavery not a sentence not a word and if you pass some space law as the judge in Gibraltar once said about laws against fancy hats: "Seor YOU try to enforce it.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1974499556512469454)  2025-10-04T15:39Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"I wonder how they'll get along with the "Gaza Popular Forces" run by ISIS-collaborating Israel-funded drug kingpin Abu Shabab who notably wrote an editorial for the Wall Street Journal back in June despite being completely illiterate A new IDF-organized anti-Hamas militia is taking shape this time in north Gaza in the now Israeli-occupied city of Beit Lahia. Ashraf al-Mansi a former inmate in a Gazan prison is now leading a group called the "Popular Army - Northern Forces" with about [--] armed fighters. https://t.co/DKjtTq8dPf A new IDF-organized anti-Hamas militia is taking shape this time in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1974602350414496153)  2025-10-04T22:27Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Before the genocide Gaza City was statistically the most overcrowded place on Earth. Israel is presently forcing the entire remaining Gaza population into Rafah. Rafah is [--] square miles. Israel knows the approximate death toll and it cannot be less than [--] million"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1974618674180051357)  2025-10-04T23:32Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"I would like to specify that any attempt to send forced or imprisoned labor to the moon even if the rocket explodes ten feet above the launchpad counts as "slaves on the moon." The important thing is that we tried. God damn it all to hell we tried Folks things have been hectic and I overlooked this story. Now anyone who's known me a long long time 10+ years knows that I used to have a phrase to encapsulate the future: "Slaves on the Moon by 2030." Now who do you think is dying for this shit https://t.co/ueph1wOE0x Folks things have been hectic and I overlooked this story. Now anyone who's"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1974728845858328638)  2025-10-05T06:50Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Middle-aged black guy at the corner store just watched me attempting to shove way too much shit in the only bag I own that has a strap which happens weekly at least and when I finally zipped up the bag & started walking he said "Be safe out there Barack Obama.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1974852721523278082)  2025-10-05T15:02Z 25.3K followers, 18.5K engagements


"UPDATE: I just remembered that he said something mysterious about George Washington too which I thought was about money but now I think he meant that I am also George Washington. Let me be clear . I'm Barack Obama and I'm George Washington and I'm Ryan Shutt and I'm gay Middle-aged black guy at the corner store just watched me attempting to shove way too much shit in the only bag I own that has a strap which happens weekly at least and when I finally zipped up the bag & started walking he said "Be safe out there Barack Obama." Middle-aged black guy at the corner store just watched me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1974857921126351320)  2025-10-05T15:23Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"And it wasn't a tablet or iPhone at home It was as I recall specifically the computer in Ben Gvir's office. If cop in 90s porn & pro drunk Pete Hegseth were in the Secretary of Defense's office at [--] a.m. watching livestreamed rape you wouldn't think "What a weird accident" The world at large probably remembers the IDF scum who filmed themselves raping Palestinian prisoners. The world however has never seemed to notice that they were livestreaming the rapes specifically to Itamar Ben Gvir very late at night and the video was video of the stream The world at large probably remembers the IDF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1975241332521378206)  2025-10-06T16:46Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"That's what I've been trying to nail down about Hegseth: porn cop. He looks like he should be on a very small TV that's bootleg-wired across [--] rooms to a VCR and on that TV Bunny Lebowski says "Can I pay the ticket . another way" & Officer Pete grins & removes his Oakleys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1975243577845293308)  2025-10-06T16:55Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"I would like to express my genuine sympathy unironically for New Orleans sports fans who are about to realize that Zion is on some Ozempic shit and still doesn't work out or try hard. "Best shape of my life" arcs are about to get crazy off that Sweet Lady O"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1975258791752179769)  2025-10-06T17:56Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"I think Luka probably got in good shape for real because he's secret a little demon boy and spite truly motivates him but if he can't STAY in shape . he's Slovenian. He was born to use Ozempic. Luka Doni is what Trump sees when he looks at Barron"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1975260607323742398)  2025-10-06T18:03Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"I don't know where it would be if not Youtube but I will grant one dozen extravagant afterlives to anybody who can find the Trump interview where he starts talking about being at the opening night of PHANTOM OF THE OPERA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1975637360961593768)  2025-10-07T19:00Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@dorked_web I like to think I could figure this out and I probably could but unfortunately there are many many worlds in which I do something else and only one in which I try this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1975974517081247875)  2025-10-08T17:20Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@jesuslasupajew yet another person just barely brushes past "Wait how IS it that the hood is better-armed than any European country" on the way to being racist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1976012241523941724)  2025-10-08T19:50Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@jesuslasupajew You know they're lying about "UNC's bye week" because Unc never takes a week off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1976076236796710982)  2025-10-09T00:04Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"I don't say this very often but: it's astonishing that this image is real one of the best headline/image combos Ive ever seen https://t.co/tsDnyFYKNF one of the best headline/image combos Ive ever seen https://t.co/tsDnyFYKNF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1976340387599179937)  2025-10-09T17:34Z 25.4K followers, 23.8K engagements


"The entire spectrum of young reactionaries: you've got the grandfather cosplayer who wants to re-establish institutional pedophilia the "being RIGHT-wing is punk and crazy now" boiling-with-rage guy and the twink who derives all his nutrients from attention"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1976355509021311297)  2025-10-09T18:34Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Notice (nobody else does) the part about the Rafah border. This "ceasefire" on the material level is about pushing Palestinians into Egypt "voluntary" ethnic cleansing with the threat of the Final Solution phase which will happen whenever Israel wants it to 🚨Breaking: Gaza Humanitarian Foundation is done is what Im told from the Palestinian negotiators Jeremy Scahill told Breaking Points this morning. Scahill also shared his analysis of the Gaza ceasefire framework saying Hamas concluded the only path to a diplomatic https://t.co/mP5GFBUvFt 🚨Breaking: Gaza Humanitarian Foundation is done is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1976363443025572223)  2025-10-09T19:05Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"And I'm fucking sick about saying it but the next phase WILL happen. Extent and timing are contingent upon a dozen things; further industrial-scale murder is not. Israel has more than one reason to force the remaining Gaza population into Rafah and they're not finished"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1976366209575813547)  2025-10-09T19:16Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Mara Corina Machado joins a rich lineage of Nobel laureates including Augusto Pinochet's favorite helicopter pilot the Salvadoran death squad that set the Guinness record for raping nuns and a couple Cuban guys in nondescript Dallas boardinghouses staring at the wall waiting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1976623080999911915)  2025-10-10T12:17Z 25.4K followers, 10K engagements


"@MarkAmesExiled They've got recent humiliation in a disastrous war they've got a new ethnoreligious group to persecute and this time they're gonna annex Belgium AND Greece"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1976648440999207299)  2025-10-10T13:58Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@MarkAmesExiled come to think of it France is probably even more conquerable right now than in 1939"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1976648945347776802)  2025-10-10T14:00Z 25.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@Mind0fJustin I got to be present for this & will never goddamn forget it https://www.youtube.com/watchv=mQzHYTd0JrM&list=RDmQzHYTd0JrM&start_radio=1 https://www.youtube.com/watchv=mQzHYTd0JrM&list=RDmQzHYTd0JrM&start_radio=1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1978509354719469793)  2025-10-15T17:12Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Ask James Dolan for some stories about his good friend Harvey Weinstein. Ask Micky Arison how many Palestinians have been murdered with his money in the last [--] years alone. Ask Joe Lacob about the Pentagon contractors he tells his players to invest in I'm glad that crooked fuck Steve Ballmer is finally facing any scrutiny of any kind and I hope the NBA media starts paying the same kind of attention to other front offices & owners because if someone starts digging on the Kings that's not a hassle that's prison time I'm glad that crooked fuck Steve Ballmer is finally facing any scrutiny of any"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1978820528027640029)  2025-10-16T13:49Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"You think Kevin Durant put millions of dollars into a drone manufacturer and made back many millions more because it just occurred to him when he hit San Francisco Shit's not even secret. If it were secret *I* wouldn't know a goddamn thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/1978821382495444999)  2025-10-16T13:52Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@KateAronoff @MajJackDowning history is now a Drake song about how the one who hurt you is the only one who knows why you hurt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/801873965186748416)  2016-11-24T19:43Z 25.1K followers, [--] engagements


"I forgot to mention that I've also been a child in Iran Nicaragua El Salvador Chile and the Congo and will be revisiting Iran next year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/850961711070932992)  2017-04-09T06:40Z 23.7K followers, [--] engagements


"aha fellow Syrian child I'm delighted to see that you follow Lindsay Lohan a PR tool for Erdogan who not-so-secretly backs ISIS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/850962290774081536)  2017-04-09T06:43Z 23.7K followers, [--] engagements


"in case I know anyone who gets it: why are there multiple cryptocurrencies Don't they do the same shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/899902464517971968)  2017-08-22T07:54Z 22.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Hope you're dead broke by Christmas pig https://x.com/elonmusk/status/999161021657837568 @bevvscott Thanks. Not super fun right now 😔 https://x.com/elonmusk/status/999161021657837568 @bevvscott Thanks. Not super fun right now 😔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/corpseinorbit/status/999346695484911621)  2018-05-23T17:49Z 22.9K followers, [--] engagements

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