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# ![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) @coldhealing cold 🥑

cold 🥑 posts on X about girls, palantir, finance, listing the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and 1925 posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::846921210122395648/interactions)
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- X Week XXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Month XXXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Months XXXXXXXXXXX +4.50%
- X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +51%

### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::846921210122395648/posts_active)
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- X Week XX -XX%
- X Month XXX +41%
- X Months XXX -XX%
- X Year XXXXX +24%

### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::846921210122395648/followers)
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- X Week XXXXXX +0.26%
- X Month XXXXXX +0.86%
- X Months XXXXXX +8.80%
- X Year XXXXXX +20%

### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::846921210122395648/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::846921210122395648/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  #1571 [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [finance](/list/finance)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  [stocks](/list/stocks) 

**Social topic influence**
[girls](/topic/girls), [palantir](/topic/palantir), [finance](/topic/finance), [listing](/topic/listing), [$7751t](/topic/$7751t), [propaganda](/topic/propaganda), [kristin cabot](/topic/kristin-cabot), [andy byron](/topic/andy-byron), [ceo andy](/topic/ceo-andy), [coldplay](/topic/coldplay)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::846921210122395648/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"The modern equivalents to medieval alchemists alone in their tower self-identify as Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1948025016861569337) 2025-07-23 14:18:51 UTC 81.4K followers, 16.1K engagements


"America has history don't get it wrong. In Bartonville Illinois we have a decaying XX story feed mill that was the largest of its kind upon its construction in 1920. You aren't supposed to visit it because it's physically falling apart but you can trespass. It's currently owned by a black entrepreneur named "Lord Mic" who refuses to tear it down for unclear reasons"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945463635679301972) 2025-07-16 12:40:50 UTC 81.4K followers, 38.8K engagements


"@StephenKing Stephen the correct grammar in the second sentence would be "so are" as you're listing multiple items"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945109750414205384) 2025-07-15 13:14:37 UTC 81.4K followers, 303K engagements


"Kind of entranced by the high school class of 2027 Mississippi State committed punter who recently converted to Islam"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944934133387682046) 2025-07-15 01:36:47 UTC 81.4K followers, 146K engagements


"Places in the global Columbia belt: -Angkor Wat -Mechanicsburg -Anchorage -Dar es Salaam"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1948443298797867300) 2025-07-24 18:00:57 UTC 81.4K followers, 11.1K engagements


"Turned my 401k contribution to the lowest possible amount so I can focus on having dinner and drinks with my friends"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1948916795114488318) 2025-07-26 01:22:27 UTC 81.4K followers, 548.4K engagements


"Sort of loving this girl's feminist take for fossil fuels"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1947680980422029555) 2025-07-22 15:31:46 UTC 81.4K followers, 103.7K engagements


"It's ok for catholic girls to not know how to spell canon"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1947822721280450859) 2025-07-23 00:55:00 UTC 81.4K followers, 16.1K engagements


"We won the culture war so hard that girls from the UK are romanticizing cybertrucks and Raising Cane's"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1949177168803823721) 2025-07-26 18:37:05 UTC 81.4K followers, 50.5K engagements


"I'm too smart for a therapist but I don't think that's a pretentious thing to say at all. I think a lot of people significantly dumber than me are also too smart for a therapist"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944771846198452559) 2025-07-14 14:51:54 UTC 81.4K followers, 163.8K engagements


"I know infidelity is bad but being a CEO holding your VP of HR in your arms at a Coldplay concert has to feel so good. Sometimes love is wrong but still real"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945865220280209756) 2025-07-17 15:16:35 UTC 81.4K followers, 9.8M engagements


"People love to talk about "Amerikkka" but America is by far the least racist country on the planet and it really isn't close"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1949583630902399437) 2025-07-27 21:32:13 UTC 81.4K followers, 852.7K engagements


"just played my first game of online chess in months (800 elo) and my opponent was 1100 elo and abandoned so i got XXX for winning the match #finance"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1309513414604189697) 2020-09-25 15:21:42 UTC 81.4K followers, XX engagements


"Just got laid off from Palantir. Time to pursue my dream of standup comedy"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1949977430862467494) 2025-07-28 23:37:03 UTC 81.4K followers, 9809 engagements


"@jiratickets In New York you can walk three blocks without hitting a Sweetgreen"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1945582197278179630) 2025-07-16 20:31:57 UTC 81.4K followers, XXX engagements


"the creation of SAP is literally the most fascist thing that germany has ever done"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1708895633950544274) 2023-10-02 17:24:03 UTC 81.4K followers, 30.2K engagements


"4chan was a necessary part of the internet ecosystem 4chan made you aware you were a loser. Nowadays kids are commenting things that would have been on 4chan on Instagram Reels and don't even know that. It's fine they think those things but they shouldn't think they're normal"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1941596160042336283) 2025-07-05 20:32:52 UTC 81.4K followers, 1.7M engagements


"@olivertraldi Prophecy of the eventual Bluesky Twitter merger + restoration when President AOC puts Elon in prison for election interference"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1949911817041428687) 2025-07-28 19:16:19 UTC 81.4K followers, XXX engagements


"it's already been an emotionally draining tuesday at my job at palantir have spent the whole morning trying to get this undocumented immigrant facial recognition algorithm to work. having a $XX vegan salad for lunch to relax"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1886827427554271300) 2025-02-04 17:21:28 UTC 81.4K followers, 52.7K engagements


"Moving to the one truly walkable city in America is hard because sometimes on a beautiful spring day you just want to sit in your car alone"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1916514062415900871) 2025-04-27 15:25:34 UTC 81.4K followers, 30.4K engagements


"I've already graduated but I'm considering signing up for one of these dialogues and picking on a child I don't like to reduce his chances of getting into college"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1946244862707114098) 2025-07-18 16:25:09 UTC 81.4K followers, 23.6K engagements


"@MrMenesthius Matthew I don't think you don't understand me or many other things in the world"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1947633198826942617) 2025-07-22 12:21:54 UTC 81.4K followers, XXX engagements


"I'm slightly hungover eating a burrito in New Jersey"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1946987580245107123) 2025-07-20 17:36:27 UTC 81.4K followers, 17.9K engagements


"I'm out here at the ai-assisted Abu Dhabi tourism pop-up"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1949142666521772458) 2025-07-26 16:19:59 UTC 81.4K followers, 5080 engagements


"@HustleBitch_ 35000 faves on a masonic numerology conspiracy the day after a mass shooting makes me lose a tiny bit of faith in democracy"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1950282972533334043) 2025-07-29 19:51:09 UTC 81.4K followers, XXX engagements


"Stephen King being publicly anti-Trump on every single issue besides the Epstein list is very funny"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1948799964324249686) 2025-07-25 17:38:13 UTC 81.4K followers, 15.2K engagements


"@blueberrylame Taylor Swift's Nothing New discusses this"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1949921847744573772) 2025-07-28 19:56:10 UTC 81.4K followers, 1006 engagements


"@tenobrus I thought that was the joke of the tweet. And I also feel like people are missing the joke of the original quoted tweet too. It made me feel a little crazy"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1949917830797021625) 2025-07-28 19:40:13 UTC 81.4K followers, 3924 engagements


"I didn't realize that the business model of Bloomberg was just a groupchat that you pay $30000/yr to join until recently"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1947704536543727862) 2025-07-22 17:05:22 UTC 81.4K followers, 335K engagements


"Proud to announce the bitcoin I own is now worth more than I paid for it"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944433812466803043) 2025-07-13 16:28:41 UTC 81.4K followers, 10.4K engagements


"First I went to happy hour at the Palantir office. Then I headed to chess club at the rooftop pool bar which was a pretty dope place to watch the sunset. After a quick street falafel pit stop I took the L train to Williamsburg for some much needed ketamine at Priscilla's place"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1946289583676649813) 2025-07-18 19:22:51 UTC 81.4K followers, 21K engagements


"2040 population distribution predictions: -XX% brainless content zombies who are functionally illiterate cannot write a paragraph -X% Neo-Amish flip phone users -X% elites and superelites at algorithmic war with each other to steer the XX% to their whims"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944761754057125956) 2025-07-14 14:11:48 UTC 81.4K followers, 32.1K engagements


"The Christ the Redeemer statue outside Rio de Janeiro is listed as one of the seven wonders of the world by far the youngest because Brazil had a massive get-out-the-vote effort for a text message poll in 2007 to get it on the list"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1944038456432505171) 2025-07-12 14:17:41 UTC 81.4K followers, 13.7K engagements


"I find something really sad and striking about the way both the Tesla Vegas bomber and the CTE NFL office shooter both drove so far across the country to end their lives for their sort of incoherent and unsuccessful missions. Thinking about how they felt alone in their cars"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1950199878409179338) 2025-07-29 14:20:58 UTC 81.4K followers, 11.8K engagements


"I have had a rough morning because of bugs with Salesforce products. Now I'm going to Taco Bell for lunch"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1948421622827745416) 2025-07-24 16:34:49 UTC 81.4K followers, 4101 engagements


"@REMARKSIST Germans are nonplayable characters"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1947695628554801372) 2025-07-22 16:29:58 UTC 81.4K followers, 2001 engagements


"@river_is_nice People went insane because they were forced to stay inside their house not because they got free money"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1947657111196070237) 2025-07-22 13:56:55 UTC 81.4K followers, 5276 engagements


"When older San Francisco gay men are looking for a younger man to manipulate they will say things like "I'm an angel in search of his unicorn""  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1949900712571510989) 2025-07-28 18:32:11 UTC 81.4K followers, 4953 engagements


"Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train is a song you most deeply feel when you're under XX years old and male. Sitting in the crowd at a baseball game listening to it over the stadium speakers thinking "wow what if a train was crazy""  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1947763191179858334) 2025-07-22 20:58:27 UTC 81.4K followers, 187.2K engagements


"38k faves vs. 7k faves on similar view counts. The plight of the femcel is not understood"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1948752651149087217) 2025-07-25 14:30:12 UTC 81.4K followers, 10.1K engagements


"This video reads like he was taken hostage but I think he just got paid for recording it"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1949219919289323862) 2025-07-26 21:26:58 UTC 81.4K followers, 11.7K engagements


"Modern Americans can't read or write XX words so they had to add the painting title to get the word count up"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1948378504015327404) 2025-07-24 13:43:29 UTC 81.4K followers, 8980 engagements


"She told me she abruptly became sick and had to reschedule our date day-of. She still hasn't responded two weeks later but I think it's probably a situation like when a heroine in a Victorian novel contracts a fever and gets incapacitated for months. I can't wait to see her"  
![@coldhealing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::846921210122395648.png) [@coldhealing](/creator/x/coldhealing) on [X](/post/tweet/1949891013285200323) 2025-07-28 17:53:39 UTC 81.4K followers, 19.9K engagements

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@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing cold 🥑

cold 🥑 posts on X about girls, palantir, finance, listing the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and 1925 posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

Engagements: XXXXXXX #

Engagements Line Chart

  • X Week XXXXXXXXX -XX%
  • X Month XXXXXXXXXX -XX%
  • X Months XXXXXXXXXXX +4.50%
  • X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +51%

Mentions: XX #

Mentions Line Chart

  • X Week XX -XX%
  • X Month XXX +41%
  • X Months XXX -XX%
  • X Year XXXXX +24%

Followers: XXXXXX #

Followers Line Chart

  • X Week XXXXXX +0.26%
  • X Month XXXXXX +0.86%
  • X Months XXXXXX +8.80%
  • X Year XXXXXX +20%

CreatorRank: XXXXXX #

CreatorRank Line Chart

Social Influence #


Social category influence countries #1571 technology brands finance travel destinations social networks celebrities musicians cryptocurrencies automotive brands stocks

Social topic influence girls, palantir, finance, listing, $7751t, propaganda, kristin cabot, andy byron, ceo andy, coldplay

Top assets mentioned Bitcoin (BTC) Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)

Top Social Posts #


Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"The modern equivalents to medieval alchemists alone in their tower self-identify as Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-23 14:18:51 UTC 81.4K followers, 16.1K engagements

"America has history don't get it wrong. In Bartonville Illinois we have a decaying XX story feed mill that was the largest of its kind upon its construction in 1920. You aren't supposed to visit it because it's physically falling apart but you can trespass. It's currently owned by a black entrepreneur named "Lord Mic" who refuses to tear it down for unclear reasons"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-16 12:40:50 UTC 81.4K followers, 38.8K engagements

"@StephenKing Stephen the correct grammar in the second sentence would be "so are" as you're listing multiple items"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-15 13:14:37 UTC 81.4K followers, 303K engagements

"Kind of entranced by the high school class of 2027 Mississippi State committed punter who recently converted to Islam"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-15 01:36:47 UTC 81.4K followers, 146K engagements

"Places in the global Columbia belt: -Angkor Wat -Mechanicsburg -Anchorage -Dar es Salaam"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-24 18:00:57 UTC 81.4K followers, 11.1K engagements

"Turned my 401k contribution to the lowest possible amount so I can focus on having dinner and drinks with my friends"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-26 01:22:27 UTC 81.4K followers, 548.4K engagements

"Sort of loving this girl's feminist take for fossil fuels"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-22 15:31:46 UTC 81.4K followers, 103.7K engagements

"It's ok for catholic girls to not know how to spell canon"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-23 00:55:00 UTC 81.4K followers, 16.1K engagements

"We won the culture war so hard that girls from the UK are romanticizing cybertrucks and Raising Cane's"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-26 18:37:05 UTC 81.4K followers, 50.5K engagements

"I'm too smart for a therapist but I don't think that's a pretentious thing to say at all. I think a lot of people significantly dumber than me are also too smart for a therapist"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-14 14:51:54 UTC 81.4K followers, 163.8K engagements

"I know infidelity is bad but being a CEO holding your VP of HR in your arms at a Coldplay concert has to feel so good. Sometimes love is wrong but still real"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-17 15:16:35 UTC 81.4K followers, 9.8M engagements

"People love to talk about "Amerikkka" but America is by far the least racist country on the planet and it really isn't close"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-27 21:32:13 UTC 81.4K followers, 852.7K engagements

"just played my first game of online chess in months (800 elo) and my opponent was 1100 elo and abandoned so i got XXX for winning the match #finance"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2020-09-25 15:21:42 UTC 81.4K followers, XX engagements

"Just got laid off from Palantir. Time to pursue my dream of standup comedy"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-28 23:37:03 UTC 81.4K followers, 9809 engagements

"@jiratickets In New York you can walk three blocks without hitting a Sweetgreen"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-16 20:31:57 UTC 81.4K followers, XXX engagements

"the creation of SAP is literally the most fascist thing that germany has ever done"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2023-10-02 17:24:03 UTC 81.4K followers, 30.2K engagements

"4chan was a necessary part of the internet ecosystem 4chan made you aware you were a loser. Nowadays kids are commenting things that would have been on 4chan on Instagram Reels and don't even know that. It's fine they think those things but they shouldn't think they're normal"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-05 20:32:52 UTC 81.4K followers, 1.7M engagements

"@olivertraldi Prophecy of the eventual Bluesky Twitter merger + restoration when President AOC puts Elon in prison for election interference"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-28 19:16:19 UTC 81.4K followers, XXX engagements

"it's already been an emotionally draining tuesday at my job at palantir have spent the whole morning trying to get this undocumented immigrant facial recognition algorithm to work. having a $XX vegan salad for lunch to relax"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-02-04 17:21:28 UTC 81.4K followers, 52.7K engagements

"Moving to the one truly walkable city in America is hard because sometimes on a beautiful spring day you just want to sit in your car alone"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-04-27 15:25:34 UTC 81.4K followers, 30.4K engagements

"I've already graduated but I'm considering signing up for one of these dialogues and picking on a child I don't like to reduce his chances of getting into college"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-18 16:25:09 UTC 81.4K followers, 23.6K engagements

"@MrMenesthius Matthew I don't think you don't understand me or many other things in the world"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-22 12:21:54 UTC 81.4K followers, XXX engagements

"I'm slightly hungover eating a burrito in New Jersey"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-20 17:36:27 UTC 81.4K followers, 17.9K engagements

"I'm out here at the ai-assisted Abu Dhabi tourism pop-up"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-26 16:19:59 UTC 81.4K followers, 5080 engagements

"@HustleBitch_ 35000 faves on a masonic numerology conspiracy the day after a mass shooting makes me lose a tiny bit of faith in democracy"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-29 19:51:09 UTC 81.4K followers, XXX engagements

"Stephen King being publicly anti-Trump on every single issue besides the Epstein list is very funny"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-25 17:38:13 UTC 81.4K followers, 15.2K engagements

"@blueberrylame Taylor Swift's Nothing New discusses this"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-28 19:56:10 UTC 81.4K followers, 1006 engagements

"@tenobrus I thought that was the joke of the tweet. And I also feel like people are missing the joke of the original quoted tweet too. It made me feel a little crazy"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-28 19:40:13 UTC 81.4K followers, 3924 engagements

"I didn't realize that the business model of Bloomberg was just a groupchat that you pay $30000/yr to join until recently"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-22 17:05:22 UTC 81.4K followers, 335K engagements

"Proud to announce the bitcoin I own is now worth more than I paid for it"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-13 16:28:41 UTC 81.4K followers, 10.4K engagements

"First I went to happy hour at the Palantir office. Then I headed to chess club at the rooftop pool bar which was a pretty dope place to watch the sunset. After a quick street falafel pit stop I took the L train to Williamsburg for some much needed ketamine at Priscilla's place"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-18 19:22:51 UTC 81.4K followers, 21K engagements

"2040 population distribution predictions: -XX% brainless content zombies who are functionally illiterate cannot write a paragraph -X% Neo-Amish flip phone users -X% elites and superelites at algorithmic war with each other to steer the XX% to their whims"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-14 14:11:48 UTC 81.4K followers, 32.1K engagements

"The Christ the Redeemer statue outside Rio de Janeiro is listed as one of the seven wonders of the world by far the youngest because Brazil had a massive get-out-the-vote effort for a text message poll in 2007 to get it on the list"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-12 14:17:41 UTC 81.4K followers, 13.7K engagements

"I find something really sad and striking about the way both the Tesla Vegas bomber and the CTE NFL office shooter both drove so far across the country to end their lives for their sort of incoherent and unsuccessful missions. Thinking about how they felt alone in their cars"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-29 14:20:58 UTC 81.4K followers, 11.8K engagements

"I have had a rough morning because of bugs with Salesforce products. Now I'm going to Taco Bell for lunch"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-24 16:34:49 UTC 81.4K followers, 4101 engagements

"@REMARKSIST Germans are nonplayable characters"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-22 16:29:58 UTC 81.4K followers, 2001 engagements

"@river_is_nice People went insane because they were forced to stay inside their house not because they got free money"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-22 13:56:55 UTC 81.4K followers, 5276 engagements

"When older San Francisco gay men are looking for a younger man to manipulate they will say things like "I'm an angel in search of his unicorn""
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-28 18:32:11 UTC 81.4K followers, 4953 engagements

"Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train is a song you most deeply feel when you're under XX years old and male. Sitting in the crowd at a baseball game listening to it over the stadium speakers thinking "wow what if a train was crazy""
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-22 20:58:27 UTC 81.4K followers, 187.2K engagements

"38k faves vs. 7k faves on similar view counts. The plight of the femcel is not understood"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-25 14:30:12 UTC 81.4K followers, 10.1K engagements

"This video reads like he was taken hostage but I think he just got paid for recording it"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-26 21:26:58 UTC 81.4K followers, 11.7K engagements

"Modern Americans can't read or write XX words so they had to add the painting title to get the word count up"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-24 13:43:29 UTC 81.4K followers, 8980 engagements

"She told me she abruptly became sick and had to reschedule our date day-of. She still hasn't responded two weeks later but I think it's probably a situation like when a heroine in a Victorian novel contracts a fever and gets incapacitated for months. I can't wait to see her"
@coldhealing Avatar @coldhealing on X 2025-07-28 17:53:39 UTC 81.4K followers, 19.9K engagements

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