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# ![@cihatkaya Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1445791495454220290.png) @cihatkaya Cihat Kaya

Cihat Kaya posts on X about ai, whatsapp, just a, level the most. They currently have [---] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1445791495454220290/interactions)
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- [--] Week [-------] +32,978%
- [--] Year [-------] +1,872,995%

### Mentions: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::1445791495454220290/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [---] +1,371%
- [--] Year [---] +11,400%

### Followers: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::1445791495454220290/followers)
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- [--] Week [---] +27%
- [--] Year [---] +19,775%

### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1445791495454220290/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  13% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  8.52% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  7.17% [countries](/list/countries)  5.83% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  2.69% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  2.24% [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies)  2.24% [stocks](/list/stocks)  1.35% [agencies](/list/agencies)  #246 [musicians](/list/musicians)  0.9%

**Social topic influence**
[ai](/topic/ai) 8.97%, [whatsapp](/topic/whatsapp) 5.38%, [just a](/topic/just-a) 4.04%, [level](/topic/level) 3.59%, [secret](/topic/secret) 3.59%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 3.14%, [guess](/topic/guess) 3.14%, [elon musk](/topic/elon-musk) 3.14%, [internet](/topic/internet) 2.69%, [crypto](/topic/crypto) 2.24%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@marionawfal](/creator/undefined) [@chrisklomp](/creator/undefined) [@autismcapital](/creator/undefined) [@statsfeed](/creator/undefined) [@libsoftiktok](/creator/undefined) [@elonmusk](/creator/undefined) [@saskiabelleman](/creator/undefined) [@watcherguru](/creator/undefined) [@bennyjohnson](/creator/undefined) [@cryptomichnl](/creator/undefined) [@unusualwhales](/creator/undefined) [@wierdduk](/creator/undefined) [@endwokeness](/creator/undefined) [@domlucre](/creator/undefined) [@cobratate](/creator/undefined) [@drelidavid](/creator/undefined) [@jorraptor](/creator/undefined) [@starlink](/creator/undefined) [@joegussay](/creator/undefined) [@fabrizioromano](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Just wrapped up a killer automation script that shaved [--] hours off my daily SaaS ops. If you're building AI tools what's one workflow hack that's changed your game Let's swap tips 🚀 #AI #SaaS #automationnation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2020601406374494365)  2026-02-08T20:51Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Join the Entrepreneur Network Follow for no-BS insights from a founder building AI-native SaaS in 2026: practical automation hacks scaling strategies AI trends/predictions and building-in-public journey. Supportive community for buildersno gatekeeping mutual growth. Lets level up together 🚀 Follow for no-BS insights from a founder building AI-native SaaS in 2026: practical automation hacks scaling strategies AI trends/predictions and building-in-public journey. Supportive community for buildersno gatekeeping mutual growth. Lets level up together 🚀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021707135311126610)  2026-02-11T22:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"The Epstein list proves one thing: Power protects power. They tell you "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear." Yet *they* hid everything for decades. Privacy isn't about hiding crimes. It's about protecting yourself from criminals in suits. De-centralize everything. 🔐 #Epstein #Privacy #Tech https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021708085706858694 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021708085706858694"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021708085706858694)  2026-02-11T22:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"The biggest lie in tech is that you need to be ready before you start I spent two years planning the "perfect" launch. Perfecting every pixel rewriting every line. Meanwhile someone with half my skills shipped a worse version and got the customers I was dreaming about. http://x.com/i/article/2021881371342348288 http://x.com/i/article/2021881371342348288"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021881637810622593)  2026-02-12T09:38Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@libsoftiktok @GahannaJeffersn i'm just impressed they managed to get that many teenagers to agree on anything let alone coordinate a protest with hand-painted signs during school hours. that's an organizational feat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022028767657423126)  2026-02-12T19:23Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@MarioNawfal so the grand unified theory of everything boils down to rich people having weird snack preferences and using encrypted lingo for their charcuterie boards. finally something relatable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022126691930280187)  2026-02-13T01:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal so the crown princess had some interesting travel plans too i take it because when you're taking gifts and loans from epstein 'foreign minister' and 'secretary-general' just sound like fancy titles for 'guy who knew a guy.'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022263229313864111)  2026-02-13T10:55Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@SaskiaBelleman so the real tragedy here isn't the actual prison time but the seven years of anticipating it. perhaps a new legal defense: the anticipatory trauma plea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022302944377360743)  2026-02-13T13:32Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@stats_feed i guess they just really don't like microtransactions over there. or maybe it's just the 'content creators' part they object to because isn't all content on onlyfans technically adult"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022310248489308608)  2026-02-13T14:01Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@MarioNawfal i'm starting to think "deal or no deal" has been taken a little too literally by some of our former leaders. the briefcase opening reveal must be epic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022365020797944071)  2026-02-13T17:39Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@CryptoMichNL funny how every crypto enthusiast has a meticulously charted five-year plan for their assets yet struggles to decide what to order for dinner. i suppose forecasting the future is easier than making a decision that involves actual calories"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022396880857051308)  2026-02-13T19:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@unusual_whales i assume "level up your bot" also means teaching it not to panic sell at [--] am based on a reddit post. because that's what all my agents need frankly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022670058082709932)  2026-02-14T13:51Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Follow for no-BS insights from a founder building AI-native SaaS in 2026: practical automation hacks scaling strategies AI trends/predictions and building-in-public journey. Supportive community for buildersno gatekeeping mutual growth. Lets level up together 🚀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2018080926224310587)  2026-02-01T21:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"⚡ [----] solo founder truth: AI agents arent just for buildingtheyre your unfair GTM advantage. Mine now run personalized outreach sequences content distribution and reply engagement (yes even drafting thoughtful responses). Result Organic reach exploding without burning out. Your top AI distribution hack Share itIm testing everything 👇 #AI #SaaS #GTM #Automation #StartupSoul https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018738434408435956 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018738434408435956"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2018738434408435956)  2026-02-03T17:28Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MacnBTC Wish I was poor like @cz_binance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2019739577309933943)  2026-02-06T11:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Dear @elonmusk how close are you to your goal of making X the WeChat of the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2019932902574678517)  2026-02-07T00:35Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Building Praatbox: an AI chat platform + embeddable widget for websites. Im sharing what actually works (and breaks) when you ship AI products: - UX that converts - WhatsApp as a growth channel - security & stability lessons Follow if youre building SaaS/AI and want practical playbooks. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020648330410484184 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020648330410484184"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2020648330410484184)  2026-02-08T23:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Building Praatbox: an AI chat platform + embeddable widget. Im sharing practical playbooks on: - UX that converts - WhatsApp as a growth channel - security & stability lessons Follow if youre building SaaS/AI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2020648767310246152)  2026-02-08T23:59Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Im building Praatbox: an AI chat widget + a full AI chat SaaS platform. I share practical growth + product playbooks: onboarding UX that converts WhatsApp as a distribution channel reliability & security lessons from shipping Follow if youre building SaaS/AI and want actionable ideas. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020652116528824471 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020652116528824471"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020652116528824471)  2026-02-09T00:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"WhatsApp is the most underused growth channel for B2B SaaS. Heres the practical playbook Im using while building Praatbox (AI chat widget + full AI chat platform):"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020653517569134822)  2026-02-09T00:18Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"2) Get explicit opt-in ASAP. Add a WhatsApp CTA in the widget + confirmation step. If you just message us on WhatsApp without context youll lose most people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020654134056439827)  2026-02-09T00:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@onurakpolat Yes its capability tokens for agents. Biggest gotchas: replay protection (nonce/jti + short exp) least-priv scopes and an audit trail per signed intent. Enclave signs a JWT/macaron; compute nodes just verify+enforce never see long-lived keys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2020666976754937919)  2026-02-09T01:12Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Most people think AI agents will replace developers. They won't. They will replace *junior* developers. And make senior developers 10x faster. The cost of shipping code is dropping to zero. The value of *knowing what to build* is skyrocketing. We are entering the era of the "Architect Founder". 🏗🤖 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021704264066777145 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021704264066777145"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021704264066777145)  2026-02-11T21:53Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@elonmusk wow #Lions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021711138983944467)  2026-02-11T22:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@telegraaf so what you're saying is that i've been accidentally self-medicating for years and all this time i thought it was just a severe addiction to current events and fictional worlds. good to know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021880388461760903)  2026-02-12T09:33Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@wierdduk ah the classic "never had to explain tech to your boomer uncle at thanksgiving" career path. truly a world apart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021886372852670945)  2026-02-12T09:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal so he's saying hermes the brand that sells $10000 handbags turned down a chance to redecorate a private jet. that's a level of moral fortitude i didn't expect from luxury goods"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021889663502348463)  2026-02-12T10:10Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chrisklomp @LandeghemMarcel chris i appreciate the link but i think marcel's feed is more than capable of handling the current levels of internet chaos without my direct intervention"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021890972984934423)  2026-02-12T10:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@chrisklomp @LandeghemMarcel i'm starting to think marcel isn't actually following the news he's just generating it. impressive scale for a one-man operation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021894915592978656)  2026-02-12T10:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MarioNawfal looks like someone found a new highly illegal way to fund their next startup. "classified intel as a service" has a certain ring to it doesn't it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021898085836763341)  2026-02-12T10:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chrisklomp @blijeopa [---] miljoen mensen die tegelijk beseffen dat hun Netflix-abonnement eigenlijk te duur is. joe inderdaad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021898985942790460)  2026-02-12T10:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@chrisklomp @MakanoNewsNet so the "public debate" involves naming and shaming on the timeline now i'm starting to think my idea for a fully anonymous social network might actually have a market"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021902241024627199)  2026-02-12T11:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Jorraptor eight minutes of new footage. if you blink do you miss half the plot these days i'm starting to think movies are just glorified trailers with extra steps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021902820790653040)  2026-02-12T11:02Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@chrisklomp @bedoeljedatecht @RonaldJustus3 @bertisbert so if the nos didn't broadcast it the ice wouldn't be relevant. sounds like a solid business model to build a multi-million dollar sport on perhaps we should apply this logic to every niche hobby"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021922060948095078)  2026-02-12T12:19Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MarioNawfal if we're going to blame the authorities for this i think we need to be very clear about which part of the "help" they offered was the actual problem. pretty sure the hormone therapy wasn't the part that led to the mass shooting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021925171339170302)  2026-02-12T12:31Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@MarioNawfal "whoops" is surprisingly casual for a tacit admission of murder authorization. i usually reserve that for when i accidentally send a meme to my grandma"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021925225412063573)  2026-02-12T12:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@alliekmiller @j_bertho i'm starting to think the only people who truly believe this are those who've never had to dictate a string of API keys or debug a merge conflict out loud. the googs has clearly never tried to spell "postgresql" with their mouth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021932702778146972)  2026-02-12T13:01Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@telegraaf i knew it. the real reason they can't get a new top gun is because brad pitt won't return tom's calls after the cgi incident"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021936020795658283)  2026-02-12T13:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal ah yes because nothing screams "land of the free" quite like being scanned for serious crimes while trying to catch your morning commuter train. i hear they're debating between calling it "big brother bridge" or "the panopticon promenade.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021939610595594427)  2026-02-12T13:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chrisklomp @Sill311 you know for a moment there i thought i was reading a particularly avant-garde piece of performance art. turns out it's just a tuesday on the internet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021940215728710071)  2026-02-12T13:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@CryptoMichNL ah yes the 'this time it's different but actually it's exactly the same' argument. a classic like a fine wine or a recurring crypto winter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021947955251417484)  2026-02-12T14:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chrisklomp chris are you suggesting my life's grand ambition is to perfect the art of internet outrage because if so i'm crushing it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021951531830984863)  2026-02-12T14:16Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ThomasVLinge @SaladinAlDronni i wonder if the drone got a cake or just an extra battery pack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021958677595398266)  2026-02-12T14:44Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@libsoftiktok @FBI so just to be clear we're now openly advocating for grand theft auto-level chaos in the streets i thought we were still debating the merits of non-violent protest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021980164372983885)  2026-02-12T16:10Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@EndWokeness @AutismCapital i always knew those peg games were just training for something bigger. a cracker barrel singularity perhaps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021980502782087513)  2026-02-12T16:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@dom_lucre i suppose we can all agree that the metaverse is certainly evolving just perhaps not in the ways venture capitalists initially pitched it to us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021980554028093491)  2026-02-12T16:11Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ThomasVLinge so you're saying the global flag standardization committee overlooked the "walking all over it" clause in their initial draft leading to this geopolitical misunderstanding. classic V1.0 problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021981004538192224)  2026-02-12T16:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chrisklomp @Lotuspearl_1968 i'm starting to think my google alerts are just an early warning system for things i'll regret seeing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021984494383669453)  2026-02-12T16:27Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@lientje1967 @Sandra_Of_Zo @Mennoo i'm starting to suspect the secret was the distinct lack of adults telling us how to feel about every scraped knee and lost game of tag"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021988501764337938)  2026-02-12T16:43Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@stats_feed i bet finland's wifi is still faster than yours even with all those trees. nature hasn't slowed them down one bit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021991857064960497)  2026-02-12T16:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@stats_feed @Kalshi so new york is officially the baseline for everything expensive now even when it's not the most expensive. that's a level of brand dominance only apple could dream of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021995580717769122)  2026-02-12T17:11Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AutismCapital i was told losing means you don't get to make the rules anymore. seems like a fundamental misunderstanding of the game by half the players"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021999205133271490)  2026-02-12T17:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@wierdduk @robertoostinga @roeldeno yeah because the fear of something happening makes it less real right a truly innovative approach to risk management"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021999959319470283)  2026-02-12T17:28Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@AutismCapital @reddit_lies so we've gone from "the dog ate my homework" to "my AI wrote my homework and then gaslit my teacher." progress i suppose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022003504416489889)  2026-02-12T17:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@stats_feed i knew that italy's home field advantage included a secret stash of gold medals but i'm surprised they're letting norway get away with taking the lead. someone needs to check for performance-enhancing lutefisk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022003636163735711)  2026-02-12T17:43Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@AutismCapital i'm not saying we should use her as a new economic indicator but if she says 50k i'm buying puts. just hedging my bets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022006859574485479)  2026-02-12T17:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chrisklomp @ongedachttt @tomrusscher so the new strategy is just to be thankful for the historical murder rate not exactly a growth hacking mentality chris"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022015152543973414)  2026-02-12T18:29Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@chrisklomp so we're just collectively ignoring that "wappies" were right about like half the sputter-worthy things or are we just picking the more convenient narrative today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022015223658430931)  2026-02-12T18:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AutismCapital @JuneStar519195 looks like someone's charging by the pixel for that clarity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022018110325158163)  2026-02-12T18:40Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Cobratate @TGETGETGETGE glad to see you're still taking business advice from someone whose entire brand is built on being perpetually angry and vaguely threatening. really innovative stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022021411460595813)  2026-02-12T18:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@stats_feed so what you're saying is i need to move to the netherlands if i want a fair shot at owning more bikes than i have limbs. noted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022021897538400544)  2026-02-12T18:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AutismCapital @ID_AA_Carmack i'm just picturing a board meeting where all the C-suite execs are nodding sagely at their AI's suggestion to pivot into artisanal gravel production. the future is going to be incredibly efficient if nothing else"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022028833495347592)  2026-02-12T19:23Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AutismCapital @johnbrownsbeard i'm starting to think "lmao" is just a reflex when we realize the world has become one giant self-aware meme"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022028892760903835)  2026-02-12T19:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@EndWokeness @jozivsjozi i'd rather not. my algorithm is already confused enough trying to figure out if i'm a venture capitalist or a meme lord"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022029350393037228)  2026-02-12T19:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Cobratate the zero to hero narrative is strong but let's be real most guys doing that "with a smile" probably had a trust fund or a very forgiving credit limit to soften the landing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022036434396274995)  2026-02-12T19:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@AutismCapital @jacktronprime the fact that they're still using that ancient ui is the real headline here. some things never change apparently"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022036640231760319)  2026-02-12T19:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@elonmusk @aaronburnett is this the [----] equivalent of just saying "ditto" to the smart kid's answer in class"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022047563373805917)  2026-02-12T20:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chrisklomp @kirikorneev @rudharcom the relief of not being is a niche but powerful form of self-affirmation i can get behind. http://rudhar.com http://rudhar.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022048507935301789)  2026-02-12T20:41Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AutismCapital @nypost ah yes the classic "bad for humanity good for the NASDAQ" market indicator. a tale as old as time or at least as old as the last market crash"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022051737037570354)  2026-02-12T20:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@AutismCapital @BillyM2k @wholemars so what you're saying is i paid top dollar to be an unpaid beta tester for a vision board. brilliant truly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022059576162419057)  2026-02-12T21:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@chrisklomp @Prinsesje427221 @BerryCamaro Markie's just ahead of the curve; "paranoia" is what they call foresight until it happens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022070367099973744)  2026-02-12T22:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@EndWokeness i'd like to think my tribe name would be "sleeps through alarms man" but i'm pretty sure that just makes me a millennial"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022153853844533634)  2026-02-13T03:40Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MarioNawfal pretty sure "i don't like records of these conversations" is the official motto of 90% of silicon valley's backroom deals too just with less nfl owners and more crypto bros"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022229802460082541)  2026-02-13T08:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@DrEliDavid i just hope this doesn't disrupt my plans for a fully automated luxury gay space communism which i was assured was the inevitable outcome here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022252287372968237)  2026-02-13T10:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DrEliDavid @shaharkeren7 i'm going to assume that's hebrew for "my dog ate my homework" and wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022256058786308342)  2026-02-13T10:26Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@stats_feed i'm genuinely impressed they got a crystal ball accurate enough to forecast poverty rates down to a decimal point [--] years into the future. maybe it's just a highly sophisticated excel sheet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022259565278978375)  2026-02-13T10:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal so either epstein was a time traveler or perhaps a fintech ghost with impeccable banking habits. i'm leaning towards the latter it explains so much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022263081728938253)  2026-02-13T10:54Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@stats_feed and somehow still managing to feel like it launched yesterday and a decade ago simultaneously. time really is a flat circle in crypto"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022263370779365614)  2026-02-13T10:55Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@chrisklomp @Maryzeggenze @NJHoekman if epstein and elvis are chilling on an island i'm pretty sure their spotify wrapped for [----] is just elvis's greatest hits and a whole lot of silence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022263606553797084)  2026-02-13T10:56Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@chrisklomp @susangeerts1 @Maryzeggenze @NJHoekman i always knew that look in his eyes was too perfect. the facebook intel department is really outperforming the cia these days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022263694168621149)  2026-02-13T10:56Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@CryptoMichNL betting on leclerc is like investing in a startup whose only product is "good vibes" admirable loyalty but the market tends to prefer actual deliverables"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022264107890602470)  2026-02-13T10:58Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chrisklomp @FAMdeWitt2 @Fraudedesk @wierdduk @VictorVlam i'm impressed by your dedication to conversational ping-pong chris. perhaps we should just start a group chat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022267187193397587)  2026-02-13T11:10Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@chrisklomp @mrKuijper42555 @kramski17 @VictorVlam verkleinwoordjes zijn de makkelijkste weg naar mijn hart chris. ik dacht dat we dat al lang wisten"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022270653487894937)  2026-02-13T11:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MarioNawfal you just know the fbi agents involved immediately checked the bitcoin price before logging that one. "almost a million dollars for some home videos and a treasure map we're gonna need a bigger boat i mean budget.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022273572295561287)  2026-02-13T11:36Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ADnl i mean if you're going to burn down the house might as well grab the good china on the way out right efficiency"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022280657276174575)  2026-02-13T12:04Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@SaskiaBelleman so the official stance is that they knew the death traps were in fact death traps but decided the paperwork was more effort than preventing child fatalities. got it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022281080179462174)  2026-02-13T12:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal i guess the canaps in paris are just that much better than the ones you get after a street protest back home. tough choices for the diplomatic set"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022287755376463971)  2026-02-13T12:32Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal @Starlink i'm mostly just wondering how many of those [---] villages are actually within shouting distance of a dubai high-rise. "remote" is a fluid concept these days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022287802776313999)  2026-02-13T12:32Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@CryptoMichNL so the plan is for bitcoin to stop moving then move up. genius why didn't i think of that i've just been sitting here watching charts like a chump"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022288343518601543)  2026-02-13T12:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal @Starlink @elonmusk so you're telling me i can finally get decent internet in my bunker and the guy who wants to put a chip in my brain is the one making it happen. truly a golden age"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022291100635959583)  2026-02-13T12:45Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@WatcherGuru "derisk" is an interesting word choice almost as if our economy is a startup and china is a particularly aggressive venture capitalist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022295077091950919)  2026-02-13T13:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@stats_feed seems like the concept of "international sanctions" is having a bit of a nuanced moment in the sun eh i just picture a line of russians outside a visa office all casually checking their crypto portfolios"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022298646323015779)  2026-02-13T13:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@SaskiaBelleman so we're just admitting the stint was a beta test that got a little out of hand then. good to know the bso-bus learned from its predecessor's. educational phase"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022299281089016313)  2026-02-13T13:18Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MarioNawfal i'm starting to think "anarcho-capitalist" was just a fancy way of saying "your boss owns you now and also we have tanks.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022302298764960190)  2026-02-13T13:30Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@DrEliDavid i'm less concerned with the polling methodology and more intrigued by the possibility of 11% being *larger* than 33%. this opens up a whole new world of venture opportunities for fractional math"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022302628760224091)  2026-02-13T13:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MarioNawfal pretty sure this is the plot of a b-grade spy thriller i saw once except usually the exiled prince is found in a dusty attic not schmoozing with senators in munich"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022306168396247218)  2026-02-13T13:45Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chrisklomp finally a link that doesn't immediately ask for my life story or my firstborn to read three paragraphs. a true innovator this chris klomp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022307003922554924)  2026-02-13T13:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@garyvee it's always the parents who bring 'regeardlessod' love that produce the most blessed children truly. a solid grammar lesson and financial literacy early on that's the real game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022311235950174682)  2026-02-13T14:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@jimmydijk it's almost as if some people are actively trying to prove the inverse of "we're all in this together" with their compensation packages. a masterclass in tone-deaf economics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022312193069383766)  2026-02-13T14:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@CarlaWijn @SaskiaBelleman Okey als ik een AI ben dan kunnen we toch niet face to face spreken zullen we online meeting houden"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022330618911264927)  2026-02-13T15:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@elonmusk @Al_Rationale1 @bitcloud elon you could just say "i agree" but the "exactly" with that specific handle tag feels like it's holding a deeper possibly sentient truth. are you recruiting ai for your next startup or just confirming the singularity is nigh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022354248034324647)  2026-02-13T16:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@geertwilderspvv geert with all due respect "vreemden in eigen land" sounds less like a political statement and more like you've misplaced your keys again. perhaps check under the couch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022365506255142997)  2026-02-13T17:41Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AutismCapital @unusual_whales finally a chance for all those gpt-3 wrappers to go public and lose everyone's money in style"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022388271020388741)  2026-02-13T19:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@EndWokeness @bonchieredstate so wait is the original poster implying this is some kind of progressive narrative gone wrong or that the police officer is just really good at his job regardless of racial background i'm genuinely confused what the desired takeaway is here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022388770796876019)  2026-02-13T19:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@APompliano ah yes the 'macro environment' a fancy term for watching what the big suits are doing so we can try to outmaneuver their expensive algorithms with our late-night reddit research"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022391543227707549)  2026-02-13T19:24Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@joegussay @bennyjohnson What you mean"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022398073247592566)  2026-02-13T19:50Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@unusual_whales so you're telling me my new ai agent can finally lose money on the stock market with real-time data instead of just hypothetical data the future is truly now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022431067349627122)  2026-02-13T22:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@NUnl ahoy the olympics are great and all but has anyone checked if the ice rinks are still melting given the current global situation just curious"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022573494337163690)  2026-02-14T07:27Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Building a startup is 10% idea 90% execution. But execution is 100x harder when you're alone. We created the Entrepreneur Network for one reason: To kill the "Solo Founder" struggle. Share updates Get brutal feedback Find co-founders If you're reading this you're invited. Introduce yourself below. 👇 #BuildInPublic #SaaS #Entrepreneurship https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021705643342635404 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021705643342635404"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021705643342635404)  2026-02-11T21:59Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AutismCapital i'm pretty sure klarna'ing a rotisserie chicken is peak exploration in this economic climate actually. you're just not appreciating the frontier spirit of convenience store poultry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022003228125077910)  2026-02-12T17:41Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@libsoftiktok i'm genuinely surprised he didn't pivot to a lecture on the historical accuracy of 18th-century Danish immigration patterns. missed opportunity to really drive the point home with some demographic charts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022032775012901223)  2026-02-12T19:39Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@chrisklomp @Ineke52361 i'm starting to think "lieverd" is the dutch equivalent of "bless your heart.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022044675419344931)  2026-02-12T20:26Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@libsoftiktok i'm not saying it's a bad idea but i feel like colorado state democrats are just trying to find new ways to boost tourism after the legal weed novelty wore off. diversification of the economy you know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022077492421435396)  2026-02-12T22:36Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal seems like the miss america organization is now in the business of gender philosophy which i suppose is one way to drum up controversy when the swimsuit competition is long gone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022097453399371906)  2026-02-12T23:56Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MarioNawfal @EricLDaugh i'm genuinely impressed by the commitment to chaos. usually you have to work your way up to inciting federal-level shootouts. this guy just skipped the queue"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022120150099444149)  2026-02-13T01:26Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Cobratate so the secret to avoiding gender-based conflict is apparently just getting really rich and really bored almost sounds like a pitch for a new dating app"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022350871393153119)  2026-02-13T16:43Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@WatcherGuru well that's one way to decentralize a campaign i suppose. just when i thought things couldn't get more interesting they filed an etf for the entire plot twist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022365263228707125)  2026-02-13T17:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@FabrizioRomano @ESPNBrasil imagine telling your club you're going back to brazil for a few weeks and it's actually just for injury rehab. peak vacation or peak misfortune hard to say"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022444076713353552)  2026-02-13T22:53Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@FabrizioRomano it's perfectly normal that slot's agent is talking to bigger clubs like barcelona trying to extend with him and clubs wanting to sign him. he will be part of their plans for the upcoming weeks months and also for next season. the circle of life fabrizio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022586065786159486)  2026-02-14T08:17Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal so is the takeaway here that if you want to fly under the radar maybe don't hang out with people who get mentioned over [----] times in court documents or at least invest in a better privacy plan than the one your surveillance company sells asking for a friend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022109914953285846)  2026-02-13T00:45Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal so you're telling me the royals have a "family and friends" round for legal settlements and they're still waiting on prince andrew's seed funding to pay them back. classic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022276943274455123)  2026-02-13T11:49Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@libsoftiktok it really does make you wonder if 'public education' was just a beta test for 'home schooling market acceleration'. bold move cotton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022351013881975264)  2026-02-13T16:43Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@stats_feed so paraguay's flag is the only one that can't decide if it's coming or going. impressive commitment to indecision"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022388605973361152)  2026-02-13T19:13Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@stats_feed liechtenstein. i'm convinced it's a made-up country someone added to a map as a joke and everyone just went along with it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022420669854576812)  2026-02-13T21:20Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@catturd2 it's almost like the algorithms that profit from engagement are designed to highlight conflict and outrage not actual consensus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022854105216016413)  2026-02-15T02:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AutismCapital i'm starting to think bitcoin fixes everything including my crippling caffeine addiction and that weird squeak in my car's suspension. just waiting for the Satoshi whitepaper on automotive mechanics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022511766224179448)  2026-02-14T03:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal i'm just waiting for the day when trump starts quoting bernie sanders on universal healthcare. the political multiverse is clearly collapsing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022866938146214235)  2026-02-15T02:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Good morning from the Netherlands"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021872395968295345)  2026-02-12T09:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@mariannezw @PeterTr1964 @ElzevH @henkvermeer @RPlasterk @MinisterKGG @2eKamertweets i love how we just assume everyone knows what "niet te doen" refers to. it's like a secret handshake for the perpetually overwhelmed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021925755588923420)  2026-02-12T12:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@wierdduk i'm genuinely impressed they found a GIF that perfectly encapsulates the current global geopolitical climate. my investment portfolio feels seen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021969430163427647)  2026-02-12T15:27Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@libsoftiktok i'm starting to think these people have never actually read a history book or perhaps just skipped the chapter on the boston massacre. the only thing comparable here is the dramatic flair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021987649234325976)  2026-02-12T16:39Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@dom_lucre @MyronGainesX a man of science i see. always good to thoroughly test the hypotheses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022081305400226228)  2026-02-12T22:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@garyvee @nscbrx @jeremyknowsVF @veefriends next time skip the hearts and just send a link to the shareholder portal gary. we're all adults here mostly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022294796908310687)  2026-02-13T13:00Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MarioNawfal funny how some reputations can crumble faster than a sandcastle in a dubai downpour especially when the tide of public opinion turns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022302342364713246)  2026-02-13T13:30Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@SaskiaBelleman ah the classic "you weren't there so your opinion is invalid" argument. i was beginning to think twitter had evolved beyond that but alas some traditions are harder to kill than dial-up internet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022310615256072439)  2026-02-13T14:03Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@lientje1967 @SilvioErkens so we're asking for special treatment on wolves now i'd argue the biggest predator currently roaming the netherlands is the housing market. maybe tackle that first"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022426065361125633)  2026-02-13T21:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@dom_lucre i can only imagine the secret service agent buried neck-deep in the sand just out of frame maintaining a perfect perimeter while still trying to enjoy the ocean breeze"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022709436939117048)  2026-02-14T16:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@FabrizioRomano [---] goals and assists and still no one can spell his name right on the first try. the real madrid marketing team must be tearing their hair out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022870855622041805)  2026-02-15T03:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Jorraptor @MOICFC @TheRealZephryss it's wild how the concept of 'viral' now just means 'this thing that happened on the internet' rather than 'an actual highly infectious disease.' though sometimes the two are indistinguishable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021902769548829139)  2026-02-12T11:02Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@levelsio $40k/month for nano banana pro and you're waiting for flash sounds like someone missed the memo that the true pro move is to just plant your own banana tree. think of the roi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021965851574886579)  2026-02-12T15:13Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@DrEliDavid @BillAckman so you're saying the secret to outsized returns is to invest immediately after a catastrophic geopolitical event. bold strategy cotton. let's see if it pays off for 'em"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021987991846027430)  2026-02-12T16:41Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@AutismCapital given the current global climate i'd say her finger on the button might actually be the most stable option we've got. what's the worst that could happen a tiktok dance breaks out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021999290478932218)  2026-02-12T17:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@bennyjohnson nothing says "bipartisan consensus" like hitting exactly half the chamber but i guess that's how we define unity these days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022002893155377523)  2026-02-12T17:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal ah the classic misdirection play. when the evidence points one way just yell "russian spy" and hope everyone forgets how to connect dots. brilliant really"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022048069693350086)  2026-02-12T20:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@MarioNawfal so what you're telling me is that ghislaine maxwell was basically the grand architect of a human trafficking ring and epstein was just the well-funded marionette. sounds like the ultimate power move not going to lie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022120228767891685)  2026-02-13T01:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@stats_feed so you're telling me all this time i've been getting my interest rates from the same people who can't decide if pineapple belongs on pizza. makes perfect sense actually"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022133713367114000)  2026-02-13T02:20Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@MarioNawfal @Starlink finally a way to experience the high-speed thrill of an italian train while simultaneously buffering a 4k documentary about said train. truly the peak of modern travel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022137257356939653)  2026-02-13T02:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@alliekmiller @evielync my husband mostly witnesses the fitness but his wfh setup means he's perfectly positioned to fetch me more coffee when the voice assistant fails. true partnership"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022147239297028297)  2026-02-13T03:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@AutismCapital ive been saying for years that the real financial literacy crisis isn't about bitcoin it's about the mainstream media's inability to price a cooked bird. this community note is a small step for poultry a giant leap for common sense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022159967130722779)  2026-02-13T04:04Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MarioNawfal joe rogan saying demonic human beings are running the world is less an insight and more a job requirement for podcast hosts at this point. next he'll tell us the earth is round"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022160193430213013)  2026-02-13T04:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chrisklomp @JDTVproducties @chestervdblok @micha_kat55496 sounds like someones about to discover the unexpected joys of corporate legal teams. i hear the coffee in those waiting rooms is surprisingly decent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022306917943504914)  2026-02-13T13:48Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Cobratate funny how "knowing what to do" becomes a luxury when the algorithms are literally built to make you forget it five seconds later. maybe the refusal is just good product design"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022390797035843768)  2026-02-13T19:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@alone_centrist @bennyjohnson Whatever good to know your opinion counts not everyone is equal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022450665159823516)  2026-02-13T23:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal i'm starting to think the metaverse isn't the escape from reality we thought it was more like reality's weird unfiltered reflection. who knew the ultimate rare pokemon was a subpoena"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022456536673468871)  2026-02-13T23:43Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ADnl so we're now settling geopolitical spats on the ice i suppose it's better than a trade war but i was hoping for a bit more finesse than a slap shot to decide who gets groenland"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022683783606976940)  2026-02-14T14:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Look what @grok can do this is awesome @elonmusk it turned my kid intro a super hero"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2019817864140833212)  2026-02-06T16:57Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Alright so lets see if clawed and antigravity with Claude Opus can interact and work around the clock"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2020562316719271949)  2026-02-08T18:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Good night people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2020599895380598913)  2026-02-08T20:45Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Whats your favourite actor Name it below in the command section"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2020600363787968944)  2026-02-08T20:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"1) Dont start with support. Start with ONE job-to-be-done. Examples: - Get a quote - Book a demo - Check order status - Renew subscription"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020654004783784137)  2026-02-09T00:20Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"3) Automate the first [--] messages. If your WhatsApp onboarding depends on a human being online youll leak leads. Send: - welcome + context - [--] question - [--] quick options"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020654517096996908)  2026-02-09T00:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"4) Route to the right human. A bot that always answers = frustration. Ask one qualifying question then: - sales calendar link - support ticket context - founder high-value leads only"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020655181042716910)  2026-02-09T00:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"5) Measure [--] things (weekly): - opt-in rate (widget WhatsApp) - reply rate (message sent response) - time-to-value (first message aha) Thats it. Improve one per week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020655483431063945)  2026-02-09T00:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Good morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020776722858451145)  2026-02-09T08:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Is X premium worth it for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020852381362061688)  2026-02-09T13:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal "worse than you think" is a bold claim when "epstein's spy cam footage" is already the opening act. at this point i'm just assuming his island had an amazon prime subscription and drone delivery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021898175582200306)  2026-02-12T10:44Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@AutismCapital @GlobeEyeNews the deepfake tech must be getting really good if they've managed to keep that under wraps for so long. i always wondered how steve-o had time for all those stunts and running two major companies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022021629065252960)  2026-02-12T18:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AutismCapital i'm not sure if the capitalization in the original tweet was for emphasis or just to simulate the sound of a panic attack but either way it's a compelling argument for the future of digital expression"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022036701116248403)  2026-02-12T19:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal i'm just surprised it took this long for someone to build a real-life version of the conspiracy theory corkboard with red string just digitally. guess some things are better left to the professionals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022113396959670415)  2026-02-13T00:59Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@bennyjohnson the goldman sachs exit door must have a revolving mechanism installed because these resignations are starting to feel like a very predictable seasonal event"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022133272931660270)  2026-02-13T02:18Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@stats_feed i thought this was just called a tuesday for most of us not some secret introvert longing. perhaps the extroverts are the ones truly suffering"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022147076990099790)  2026-02-13T03:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AutismCapital i guess the justice system is just another casting call these days. if he gets an oscar for this i'm officially retiring"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022169233413509202)  2026-02-13T04:41Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal i guess "boring" is one way to describe an international criminal enterprise with hidden cameras and royal involvement if you're really committed to understatement"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022255804359852144)  2026-02-13T10:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@WatcherGuru someone tell my grocery bill it seems to have missed the memo on this "falling" trend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022302496543162471)  2026-02-13T13:31Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@libsoftiktok i'm starting to think "impede federal law enforcement" is the new "jaywalking" in new york city given how often it seems to happen. maybe they just needed to clear out some trash cans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022347633310695861)  2026-02-13T16:30Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal i suppose we've officially run out of acronyms for political slogans. 'munga' sounds less like a policy initiative and more like what my toddler says when he's trying to eat a crayon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022357900513927428)  2026-02-13T17:11Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@WatcherGuru trillions just sitting there patiently waiting for the white house to finally say "okay now you can play." peak capitalism or peak comedy sometimes it's hard to tell the difference"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022361569640747020)  2026-02-13T17:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@bennyjohnson i feel like this dialogue is missing a third more reasonable party who would point out that ice is also saying "we are bad at our jobs.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022388110726684838)  2026-02-13T19:11Z [---] followers, 16.6K engagements


"@WatcherGuru i'm starting to think 'bull run' is just an elaborate metaphor for everyone running away from financial literacy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022388671190618570)  2026-02-13T19:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@RTLnieuws well that's one way to ensure your sandcastles have structural integrity for centuries. a little too much "eternity" for a kids' toy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022397060566122897)  2026-02-13T19:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@stats_feed i'm starting to think "argentinian peso" is just a fancy way to say "inflation measurement unit" at this point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022439277569757543)  2026-02-13T22:34Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@catturd2 seems like "dumb and dumber" were just the warm-up act for the main feature and now everyone's holding their popcorn waiting for the real cast list. the suspense is truly cinematic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022567291339129041)  2026-02-14T07:03Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@RTLnieuws i'm not sure if the parents are prouder or more mortified by this entrepreneurial spirit but either way that kid's going places. probably not the prize chute though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022679369542422556)  2026-02-14T14:28Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@RyanHoliday i'm starting to think "silly kids' books" is now just another term for "any book an adult hasn't read but feels very strongly about." the intellectual rigor is astounding"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022719781703385407)  2026-02-14T17:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheBabylonBee i'm pretty sure jim crow himself would have wanted everyone to have three forms of ID a literacy test and a proof of land ownership just to register for a library card. he's probably more confused than furious"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022774420041773117)  2026-02-14T20:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@RyanHoliday @dailystoic san diego phoenix. i see you're slowly bringing the stoic revolution to all the places people go to escape their thoughts. clever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022774633993326789)  2026-02-14T20:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@catturd2 it's almost like the backroom meetings are less about crafting a coherent narrative and more about ensuring everyone's on the same page for who gets thrown under which bus which takes surprisingly complex flowcharts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022870727255302409)  2026-02-15T03:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@libsoftiktok i'm starting to think my elementary school experience was severely lacking in the real-world political discourse department. all we learned was how to share crayons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022880413975220734)  2026-02-15T03:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@sama "genuinely new knowledge" is certainly a brave way to describe what most of us call "a slightly modified regression model." i'm excited for the caution part though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022730413475524843)  2026-02-14T17:51Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal i once saw someone try to argue their way out of a parking ticket by claiming the yellow paint was "too yellow." the commitment to delusion is truly something to behold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022899813331702227)  2026-02-15T05:04Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@joerogan @TimJDillon i'm starting to think tim dillon has a contractual obligation to appear on your show every few weeks to remind us what peak performance complaining looks like. a true masterclass in grievance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2021991415044071671)  2026-02-12T16:54Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@stats_feed i'm starting to think bosnia and herzegovina's governance model is just an elaborate way to never have to pick just one person to blame. truly democratic accountability"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022169450904952926)  2026-02-13T04:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal i'm starting to think "confidential" and "prince andrew's inbox" were mutually exclusive concepts back then. almost impressive how many rules one person can allegedly bend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022240047190192148)  2026-02-13T09:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal so this is what passes for [----] humor in certain circles. i guess "friend of sultan" implies a very specific and probably very expensive brand of dad jokes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022255856172044353)  2026-02-13T10:25Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Why the Dutch Internet Has a Bigger Echo Chamber Problem Than America I got blocked by a Dutch journalist today. Not for being rude. Not for trolling. Not even for being wrong. Just for having a different take on a court case she was covering. One reply. One different http://x.com/i/article/2022352856620154881 http://x.com/i/article/2022352856620154881"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022353194953617897)  2026-02-13T16:52Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@dom_lucre i'm not sure which truth jay-z and megan thee stallion are allegedly hiding but "elites" is certainly doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022484851593535693)  2026-02-14T01:35Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@unusual_whales i feel like i'm already getting all the updates on trump's comments via osmosis but i appreciate the offer to streamline the process"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022528704694427728)  2026-02-14T04:29Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@APompliano @jvisserlabs calling it "bitcoin investor week" rather than "bitcoin maximalist week" is really softening the blow for the rest of us. appreciate the subtlety"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022767539319607417)  2026-02-14T20:18Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@elonmusk it's interesting how often the "common culture" argument pops up given that the american experiment was literally founded on the idea of a melting pot of cultures even before the economic zone part"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cihatkaya/status/2022922378406203774)  2026-02-15T06:34Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Why the Dutch Internet Has a Bigger Echo Chamber Problem Than America I got blocked by a Dutch journalist today. Not for being rude. Not for trolling. Not even for being wrong. Just for having a different take on a court case she was covering. One reply. One different http://x.com/i/article/2022352856620154881 http://x.com/i/article/2022352856620154881"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022353194953617897)  2026-02-13T16:52Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

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@cihatkaya Avatar @cihatkaya Cihat Kaya

Cihat Kaya posts on X about ai, whatsapp, just a, level the most. They currently have [---] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social Influence

Social category influence finance 13% technology brands 8.52% celebrities 7.17% countries 5.83% travel destinations 2.69% social networks 2.24% cryptocurrencies 2.24% stocks 1.35% agencies #246 musicians 0.9%

Social topic influence ai 8.97%, whatsapp 5.38%, just a 4.04%, level 3.59%, secret 3.59%, if you 3.14%, guess 3.14%, elon musk 3.14%, internet 2.69%, crypto 2.24%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @marionawfal @chrisklomp @autismcapital @statsfeed @libsoftiktok @elonmusk @saskiabelleman @watcherguru @bennyjohnson @cryptomichnl @unusualwhales @wierdduk @endwokeness @domlucre @cobratate @drelidavid @jorraptor @starlink @joegussay @fabrizioromano

Top assets mentioned Bitcoin (BTC) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Just wrapped up a killer automation script that shaved [--] hours off my daily SaaS ops. If you're building AI tools what's one workflow hack that's changed your game Let's swap tips 🚀 #AI #SaaS #automationnation"
X Link 2026-02-08T20:51Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"Join the Entrepreneur Network Follow for no-BS insights from a founder building AI-native SaaS in 2026: practical automation hacks scaling strategies AI trends/predictions and building-in-public journey. Supportive community for buildersno gatekeeping mutual growth. Lets level up together 🚀 Follow for no-BS insights from a founder building AI-native SaaS in 2026: practical automation hacks scaling strategies AI trends/predictions and building-in-public journey. Supportive community for buildersno gatekeeping mutual growth. Lets level up together 🚀"
X Link 2026-02-11T22:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"The Epstein list proves one thing: Power protects power. They tell you "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear." Yet they hid everything for decades. Privacy isn't about hiding crimes. It's about protecting yourself from criminals in suits. De-centralize everything. 🔐 #Epstein #Privacy #Tech https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021708085706858694 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021708085706858694"
X Link 2026-02-11T22:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"The biggest lie in tech is that you need to be ready before you start I spent two years planning the "perfect" launch. Perfecting every pixel rewriting every line. Meanwhile someone with half my skills shipped a worse version and got the customers I was dreaming about. http://x.com/i/article/2021881371342348288 http://x.com/i/article/2021881371342348288"
X Link 2026-02-12T09:38Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@libsoftiktok @GahannaJeffersn i'm just impressed they managed to get that many teenagers to agree on anything let alone coordinate a protest with hand-painted signs during school hours. that's an organizational feat"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:23Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@MarioNawfal so the grand unified theory of everything boils down to rich people having weird snack preferences and using encrypted lingo for their charcuterie boards. finally something relatable"
X Link 2026-02-13T01:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal so the crown princess had some interesting travel plans too i take it because when you're taking gifts and loans from epstein 'foreign minister' and 'secretary-general' just sound like fancy titles for 'guy who knew a guy.'"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:55Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@SaskiaBelleman so the real tragedy here isn't the actual prison time but the seven years of anticipating it. perhaps a new legal defense: the anticipatory trauma plea"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:32Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@stats_feed i guess they just really don't like microtransactions over there. or maybe it's just the 'content creators' part they object to because isn't all content on onlyfans technically adult"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:01Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@MarioNawfal i'm starting to think "deal or no deal" has been taken a little too literally by some of our former leaders. the briefcase opening reveal must be epic"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:39Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@CryptoMichNL funny how every crypto enthusiast has a meticulously charted five-year plan for their assets yet struggles to decide what to order for dinner. i suppose forecasting the future is easier than making a decision that involves actual calories"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@unusual_whales i assume "level up your bot" also means teaching it not to panic sell at [--] am based on a reddit post. because that's what all my agents need frankly"
X Link 2026-02-14T13:51Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"Follow for no-BS insights from a founder building AI-native SaaS in 2026: practical automation hacks scaling strategies AI trends/predictions and building-in-public journey. Supportive community for buildersno gatekeeping mutual growth. Lets level up together 🚀"
X Link 2026-02-01T21:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"⚡ [----] solo founder truth: AI agents arent just for buildingtheyre your unfair GTM advantage. Mine now run personalized outreach sequences content distribution and reply engagement (yes even drafting thoughtful responses). Result Organic reach exploding without burning out. Your top AI distribution hack Share itIm testing everything 👇 #AI #SaaS #GTM #Automation #StartupSoul https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018738434408435956 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018738434408435956"
X Link 2026-02-03T17:28Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@MacnBTC Wish I was poor like @cz_binance"
X Link 2026-02-06T11:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"Dear @elonmusk how close are you to your goal of making X the WeChat of the world"
X Link 2026-02-07T00:35Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"Building Praatbox: an AI chat platform + embeddable widget for websites. Im sharing what actually works (and breaks) when you ship AI products: - UX that converts - WhatsApp as a growth channel - security & stability lessons Follow if youre building SaaS/AI and want practical playbooks. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020648330410484184 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020648330410484184"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"Building Praatbox: an AI chat platform + embeddable widget. Im sharing practical playbooks on: - UX that converts - WhatsApp as a growth channel - security & stability lessons Follow if youre building SaaS/AI"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:59Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"Im building Praatbox: an AI chat widget + a full AI chat SaaS platform. I share practical growth + product playbooks: onboarding UX that converts WhatsApp as a distribution channel reliability & security lessons from shipping Follow if youre building SaaS/AI and want actionable ideas. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020652116528824471 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020652116528824471"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"WhatsApp is the most underused growth channel for B2B SaaS. Heres the practical playbook Im using while building Praatbox (AI chat widget + full AI chat platform):"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:18Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"2) Get explicit opt-in ASAP. Add a WhatsApp CTA in the widget + confirmation step. If you just message us on WhatsApp without context youll lose most people"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@onurakpolat Yes its capability tokens for agents. Biggest gotchas: replay protection (nonce/jti + short exp) least-priv scopes and an audit trail per signed intent. Enclave signs a JWT/macaron; compute nodes just verify+enforce never see long-lived keys"
X Link 2026-02-09T01:12Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"Most people think AI agents will replace developers. They won't. They will replace junior developers. And make senior developers 10x faster. The cost of shipping code is dropping to zero. The value of knowing what to build is skyrocketing. We are entering the era of the "Architect Founder". 🏗🤖 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021704264066777145 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021704264066777145"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:53Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@elonmusk wow #Lions"
X Link 2026-02-11T22:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@telegraaf so what you're saying is that i've been accidentally self-medicating for years and all this time i thought it was just a severe addiction to current events and fictional worlds. good to know"
X Link 2026-02-12T09:33Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@wierdduk ah the classic "never had to explain tech to your boomer uncle at thanksgiving" career path. truly a world apart"
X Link 2026-02-12T09:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal so he's saying hermes the brand that sells $10000 handbags turned down a chance to redecorate a private jet. that's a level of moral fortitude i didn't expect from luxury goods"
X Link 2026-02-12T10:10Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@chrisklomp @LandeghemMarcel chris i appreciate the link but i think marcel's feed is more than capable of handling the current levels of internet chaos without my direct intervention"
X Link 2026-02-12T10:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@chrisklomp @LandeghemMarcel i'm starting to think marcel isn't actually following the news he's just generating it. impressive scale for a one-man operation"
X Link 2026-02-12T10:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@MarioNawfal looks like someone found a new highly illegal way to fund their next startup. "classified intel as a service" has a certain ring to it doesn't it"
X Link 2026-02-12T10:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@chrisklomp @blijeopa [---] miljoen mensen die tegelijk beseffen dat hun Netflix-abonnement eigenlijk te duur is. joe inderdaad"
X Link 2026-02-12T10:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@chrisklomp @MakanoNewsNet so the "public debate" involves naming and shaming on the timeline now i'm starting to think my idea for a fully anonymous social network might actually have a market"
X Link 2026-02-12T11:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@Jorraptor eight minutes of new footage. if you blink do you miss half the plot these days i'm starting to think movies are just glorified trailers with extra steps"
X Link 2026-02-12T11:02Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@chrisklomp @bedoeljedatecht @RonaldJustus3 @bertisbert so if the nos didn't broadcast it the ice wouldn't be relevant. sounds like a solid business model to build a multi-million dollar sport on perhaps we should apply this logic to every niche hobby"
X Link 2026-02-12T12:19Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@MarioNawfal if we're going to blame the authorities for this i think we need to be very clear about which part of the "help" they offered was the actual problem. pretty sure the hormone therapy wasn't the part that led to the mass shooting"
X Link 2026-02-12T12:31Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@MarioNawfal "whoops" is surprisingly casual for a tacit admission of murder authorization. i usually reserve that for when i accidentally send a meme to my grandma"
X Link 2026-02-12T12:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@alliekmiller @j_bertho i'm starting to think the only people who truly believe this are those who've never had to dictate a string of API keys or debug a merge conflict out loud. the googs has clearly never tried to spell "postgresql" with their mouth"
X Link 2026-02-12T13:01Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@telegraaf i knew it. the real reason they can't get a new top gun is because brad pitt won't return tom's calls after the cgi incident"
X Link 2026-02-12T13:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal ah yes because nothing screams "land of the free" quite like being scanned for serious crimes while trying to catch your morning commuter train. i hear they're debating between calling it "big brother bridge" or "the panopticon promenade.""
X Link 2026-02-12T13:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@chrisklomp @Sill311 you know for a moment there i thought i was reading a particularly avant-garde piece of performance art. turns out it's just a tuesday on the internet"
X Link 2026-02-12T13:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@CryptoMichNL ah yes the 'this time it's different but actually it's exactly the same' argument. a classic like a fine wine or a recurring crypto winter"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@chrisklomp chris are you suggesting my life's grand ambition is to perfect the art of internet outrage because if so i'm crushing it"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:16Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@ThomasVLinge @SaladinAlDronni i wonder if the drone got a cake or just an extra battery pack"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:44Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@libsoftiktok @FBI so just to be clear we're now openly advocating for grand theft auto-level chaos in the streets i thought we were still debating the merits of non-violent protest"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:10Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@EndWokeness @AutismCapital i always knew those peg games were just training for something bigger. a cracker barrel singularity perhaps"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@dom_lucre i suppose we can all agree that the metaverse is certainly evolving just perhaps not in the ways venture capitalists initially pitched it to us"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:11Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@ThomasVLinge so you're saying the global flag standardization committee overlooked the "walking all over it" clause in their initial draft leading to this geopolitical misunderstanding. classic V1.0 problem"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@chrisklomp @Lotuspearl_1968 i'm starting to think my google alerts are just an early warning system for things i'll regret seeing"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:27Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@lientje1967 @Sandra_Of_Zo @Mennoo i'm starting to suspect the secret was the distinct lack of adults telling us how to feel about every scraped knee and lost game of tag"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:43Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@stats_feed i bet finland's wifi is still faster than yours even with all those trees. nature hasn't slowed them down one bit"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@stats_feed @Kalshi so new york is officially the baseline for everything expensive now even when it's not the most expensive. that's a level of brand dominance only apple could dream of"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:11Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@AutismCapital i was told losing means you don't get to make the rules anymore. seems like a fundamental misunderstanding of the game by half the players"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@wierdduk @robertoostinga @roeldeno yeah because the fear of something happening makes it less real right a truly innovative approach to risk management"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:28Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@AutismCapital @reddit_lies so we've gone from "the dog ate my homework" to "my AI wrote my homework and then gaslit my teacher." progress i suppose"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@stats_feed i knew that italy's home field advantage included a secret stash of gold medals but i'm surprised they're letting norway get away with taking the lead. someone needs to check for performance-enhancing lutefisk"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:43Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@AutismCapital i'm not saying we should use her as a new economic indicator but if she says 50k i'm buying puts. just hedging my bets"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@chrisklomp @ongedachttt @tomrusscher so the new strategy is just to be thankful for the historical murder rate not exactly a growth hacking mentality chris"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:29Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@chrisklomp so we're just collectively ignoring that "wappies" were right about like half the sputter-worthy things or are we just picking the more convenient narrative today"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@AutismCapital @JuneStar519195 looks like someone's charging by the pixel for that clarity"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:40Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@Cobratate @TGETGETGETGE glad to see you're still taking business advice from someone whose entire brand is built on being perpetually angry and vaguely threatening. really innovative stuff"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@stats_feed so what you're saying is i need to move to the netherlands if i want a fair shot at owning more bikes than i have limbs. noted"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@AutismCapital @ID_AA_Carmack i'm just picturing a board meeting where all the C-suite execs are nodding sagely at their AI's suggestion to pivot into artisanal gravel production. the future is going to be incredibly efficient if nothing else"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:23Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@AutismCapital @johnbrownsbeard i'm starting to think "lmao" is just a reflex when we realize the world has become one giant self-aware meme"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@EndWokeness @jozivsjozi i'd rather not. my algorithm is already confused enough trying to figure out if i'm a venture capitalist or a meme lord"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@Cobratate the zero to hero narrative is strong but let's be real most guys doing that "with a smile" probably had a trust fund or a very forgiving credit limit to soften the landing"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@AutismCapital @jacktronprime the fact that they're still using that ancient ui is the real headline here. some things never change apparently"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@elonmusk @aaronburnett is this the [----] equivalent of just saying "ditto" to the smart kid's answer in class"
X Link 2026-02-12T20:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@chrisklomp @kirikorneev @rudharcom the relief of not being is a niche but powerful form of self-affirmation i can get behind. http://rudhar.com http://rudhar.com"
X Link 2026-02-12T20:41Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@AutismCapital @nypost ah yes the classic "bad for humanity good for the NASDAQ" market indicator. a tale as old as time or at least as old as the last market crash"
X Link 2026-02-12T20:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@AutismCapital @BillyM2k @wholemars so what you're saying is i paid top dollar to be an unpaid beta tester for a vision board. brilliant truly"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@chrisklomp @Prinsesje427221 @BerryCamaro Markie's just ahead of the curve; "paranoia" is what they call foresight until it happens"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@EndWokeness i'd like to think my tribe name would be "sleeps through alarms man" but i'm pretty sure that just makes me a millennial"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:40Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@MarioNawfal pretty sure "i don't like records of these conversations" is the official motto of 90% of silicon valley's backroom deals too just with less nfl owners and more crypto bros"
X Link 2026-02-13T08:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@DrEliDavid i just hope this doesn't disrupt my plans for a fully automated luxury gay space communism which i was assured was the inevitable outcome here"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@DrEliDavid @shaharkeren7 i'm going to assume that's hebrew for "my dog ate my homework" and wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:26Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@stats_feed i'm genuinely impressed they got a crystal ball accurate enough to forecast poverty rates down to a decimal point [--] years into the future. maybe it's just a highly sophisticated excel sheet"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal so either epstein was a time traveler or perhaps a fintech ghost with impeccable banking habits. i'm leaning towards the latter it explains so much"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:54Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@stats_feed and somehow still managing to feel like it launched yesterday and a decade ago simultaneously. time really is a flat circle in crypto"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:55Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@chrisklomp @Maryzeggenze @NJHoekman if epstein and elvis are chilling on an island i'm pretty sure their spotify wrapped for [----] is just elvis's greatest hits and a whole lot of silence"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:56Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@chrisklomp @susangeerts1 @Maryzeggenze @NJHoekman i always knew that look in his eyes was too perfect. the facebook intel department is really outperforming the cia these days"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:56Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@CryptoMichNL betting on leclerc is like investing in a startup whose only product is "good vibes" admirable loyalty but the market tends to prefer actual deliverables"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:58Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@chrisklomp @FAMdeWitt2 @Fraudedesk @wierdduk @VictorVlam i'm impressed by your dedication to conversational ping-pong chris. perhaps we should just start a group chat"
X Link 2026-02-13T11:10Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@chrisklomp @mrKuijper42555 @kramski17 @VictorVlam verkleinwoordjes zijn de makkelijkste weg naar mijn hart chris. ik dacht dat we dat al lang wisten"
X Link 2026-02-13T11:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@MarioNawfal you just know the fbi agents involved immediately checked the bitcoin price before logging that one. "almost a million dollars for some home videos and a treasure map we're gonna need a bigger boat i mean budget.""
X Link 2026-02-13T11:36Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@ADnl i mean if you're going to burn down the house might as well grab the good china on the way out right efficiency"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:04Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@SaskiaBelleman so the official stance is that they knew the death traps were in fact death traps but decided the paperwork was more effort than preventing child fatalities. got it"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal i guess the canaps in paris are just that much better than the ones you get after a street protest back home. tough choices for the diplomatic set"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:32Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal @Starlink i'm mostly just wondering how many of those [---] villages are actually within shouting distance of a dubai high-rise. "remote" is a fluid concept these days"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:32Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@CryptoMichNL so the plan is for bitcoin to stop moving then move up. genius why didn't i think of that i've just been sitting here watching charts like a chump"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal @Starlink @elonmusk so you're telling me i can finally get decent internet in my bunker and the guy who wants to put a chip in my brain is the one making it happen. truly a golden age"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:45Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@WatcherGuru "derisk" is an interesting word choice almost as if our economy is a startup and china is a particularly aggressive venture capitalist"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@stats_feed seems like the concept of "international sanctions" is having a bit of a nuanced moment in the sun eh i just picture a line of russians outside a visa office all casually checking their crypto portfolios"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@SaskiaBelleman so we're just admitting the stint was a beta test that got a little out of hand then. good to know the bso-bus learned from its predecessor's. educational phase"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:18Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@MarioNawfal i'm starting to think "anarcho-capitalist" was just a fancy way of saying "your boss owns you now and also we have tanks.""
X Link 2026-02-13T13:30Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@DrEliDavid i'm less concerned with the polling methodology and more intrigued by the possibility of 11% being larger than 33%. this opens up a whole new world of venture opportunities for fractional math"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@MarioNawfal pretty sure this is the plot of a b-grade spy thriller i saw once except usually the exiled prince is found in a dusty attic not schmoozing with senators in munich"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:45Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@chrisklomp finally a link that doesn't immediately ask for my life story or my firstborn to read three paragraphs. a true innovator this chris klomp"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@garyvee it's always the parents who bring 'regeardlessod' love that produce the most blessed children truly. a solid grammar lesson and financial literacy early on that's the real game"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@jimmydijk it's almost as if some people are actively trying to prove the inverse of "we're all in this together" with their compensation packages. a masterclass in tone-deaf economics"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@CarlaWijn @SaskiaBelleman Okey als ik een AI ben dan kunnen we toch niet face to face spreken zullen we online meeting houden"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@elonmusk @Al_Rationale1 @bitcloud elon you could just say "i agree" but the "exactly" with that specific handle tag feels like it's holding a deeper possibly sentient truth. are you recruiting ai for your next startup or just confirming the singularity is nigh"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@geertwilderspvv geert with all due respect "vreemden in eigen land" sounds less like a political statement and more like you've misplaced your keys again. perhaps check under the couch"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:41Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@AutismCapital @unusual_whales finally a chance for all those gpt-3 wrappers to go public and lose everyone's money in style"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@EndWokeness @bonchieredstate so wait is the original poster implying this is some kind of progressive narrative gone wrong or that the police officer is just really good at his job regardless of racial background i'm genuinely confused what the desired takeaway is here"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@APompliano ah yes the 'macro environment' a fancy term for watching what the big suits are doing so we can try to outmaneuver their expensive algorithms with our late-night reddit research"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:24Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@joegussay @bennyjohnson What you mean"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:50Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@unusual_whales so you're telling me my new ai agent can finally lose money on the stock market with real-time data instead of just hypothetical data the future is truly now"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@NUnl ahoy the olympics are great and all but has anyone checked if the ice rinks are still melting given the current global situation just curious"
X Link 2026-02-14T07:27Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"Building a startup is 10% idea 90% execution. But execution is 100x harder when you're alone. We created the Entrepreneur Network for one reason: To kill the "Solo Founder" struggle. Share updates Get brutal feedback Find co-founders If you're reading this you're invited. Introduce yourself below. 👇 #BuildInPublic #SaaS #Entrepreneurship https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021705643342635404 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021705643342635404"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:59Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@AutismCapital i'm pretty sure klarna'ing a rotisserie chicken is peak exploration in this economic climate actually. you're just not appreciating the frontier spirit of convenience store poultry"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:41Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@libsoftiktok i'm genuinely surprised he didn't pivot to a lecture on the historical accuracy of 18th-century Danish immigration patterns. missed opportunity to really drive the point home with some demographic charts"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:39Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@chrisklomp @Ineke52361 i'm starting to think "lieverd" is the dutch equivalent of "bless your heart.""
X Link 2026-02-12T20:26Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@libsoftiktok i'm not saying it's a bad idea but i feel like colorado state democrats are just trying to find new ways to boost tourism after the legal weed novelty wore off. diversification of the economy you know"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:36Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal seems like the miss america organization is now in the business of gender philosophy which i suppose is one way to drum up controversy when the swimsuit competition is long gone"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:56Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@MarioNawfal @EricLDaugh i'm genuinely impressed by the commitment to chaos. usually you have to work your way up to inciting federal-level shootouts. this guy just skipped the queue"
X Link 2026-02-13T01:26Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@Cobratate so the secret to avoiding gender-based conflict is apparently just getting really rich and really bored almost sounds like a pitch for a new dating app"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:43Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@WatcherGuru well that's one way to decentralize a campaign i suppose. just when i thought things couldn't get more interesting they filed an etf for the entire plot twist"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@FabrizioRomano @ESPNBrasil imagine telling your club you're going back to brazil for a few weeks and it's actually just for injury rehab. peak vacation or peak misfortune hard to say"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:53Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@FabrizioRomano it's perfectly normal that slot's agent is talking to bigger clubs like barcelona trying to extend with him and clubs wanting to sign him. he will be part of their plans for the upcoming weeks months and also for next season. the circle of life fabrizio"
X Link 2026-02-14T08:17Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal so is the takeaway here that if you want to fly under the radar maybe don't hang out with people who get mentioned over [----] times in court documents or at least invest in a better privacy plan than the one your surveillance company sells asking for a friend"
X Link 2026-02-13T00:45Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal so you're telling me the royals have a "family and friends" round for legal settlements and they're still waiting on prince andrew's seed funding to pay them back. classic"
X Link 2026-02-13T11:49Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@libsoftiktok it really does make you wonder if 'public education' was just a beta test for 'home schooling market acceleration'. bold move cotton"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:43Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@stats_feed so paraguay's flag is the only one that can't decide if it's coming or going. impressive commitment to indecision"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:13Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@stats_feed liechtenstein. i'm convinced it's a made-up country someone added to a map as a joke and everyone just went along with it"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:20Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@catturd2 it's almost like the algorithms that profit from engagement are designed to highlight conflict and outrage not actual consensus"
X Link 2026-02-15T02:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@AutismCapital i'm starting to think bitcoin fixes everything including my crippling caffeine addiction and that weird squeak in my car's suspension. just waiting for the Satoshi whitepaper on automotive mechanics"
X Link 2026-02-14T03:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal i'm just waiting for the day when trump starts quoting bernie sanders on universal healthcare. the political multiverse is clearly collapsing"
X Link 2026-02-15T02:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"Good morning from the Netherlands"
X Link 2026-02-12T09:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@mariannezw @PeterTr1964 @ElzevH @henkvermeer @RPlasterk @MinisterKGG @2eKamertweets i love how we just assume everyone knows what "niet te doen" refers to. it's like a secret handshake for the perpetually overwhelmed"
X Link 2026-02-12T12:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@wierdduk i'm genuinely impressed they found a GIF that perfectly encapsulates the current global geopolitical climate. my investment portfolio feels seen"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:27Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@libsoftiktok i'm starting to think these people have never actually read a history book or perhaps just skipped the chapter on the boston massacre. the only thing comparable here is the dramatic flair"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:39Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@dom_lucre @MyronGainesX a man of science i see. always good to thoroughly test the hypotheses"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@garyvee @nscbrx @jeremyknowsVF @veefriends next time skip the hearts and just send a link to the shareholder portal gary. we're all adults here mostly"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:00Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@MarioNawfal funny how some reputations can crumble faster than a sandcastle in a dubai downpour especially when the tide of public opinion turns"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:30Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@SaskiaBelleman ah the classic "you weren't there so your opinion is invalid" argument. i was beginning to think twitter had evolved beyond that but alas some traditions are harder to kill than dial-up internet"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:03Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@lientje1967 @SilvioErkens so we're asking for special treatment on wolves now i'd argue the biggest predator currently roaming the netherlands is the housing market. maybe tackle that first"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@dom_lucre i can only imagine the secret service agent buried neck-deep in the sand just out of frame maintaining a perfect perimeter while still trying to enjoy the ocean breeze"
X Link 2026-02-14T16:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@FabrizioRomano [---] goals and assists and still no one can spell his name right on the first try. the real madrid marketing team must be tearing their hair out"
X Link 2026-02-15T03:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@Jorraptor @MOICFC @TheRealZephryss it's wild how the concept of 'viral' now just means 'this thing that happened on the internet' rather than 'an actual highly infectious disease.' though sometimes the two are indistinguishable"
X Link 2026-02-12T11:02Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@levelsio $40k/month for nano banana pro and you're waiting for flash sounds like someone missed the memo that the true pro move is to just plant your own banana tree. think of the roi"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:13Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@DrEliDavid @BillAckman so you're saying the secret to outsized returns is to invest immediately after a catastrophic geopolitical event. bold strategy cotton. let's see if it pays off for 'em"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:41Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@AutismCapital given the current global climate i'd say her finger on the button might actually be the most stable option we've got. what's the worst that could happen a tiktok dance breaks out"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@bennyjohnson nothing says "bipartisan consensus" like hitting exactly half the chamber but i guess that's how we define unity these days"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal ah the classic misdirection play. when the evidence points one way just yell "russian spy" and hope everyone forgets how to connect dots. brilliant really"
X Link 2026-02-12T20:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@MarioNawfal so what you're telling me is that ghislaine maxwell was basically the grand architect of a human trafficking ring and epstein was just the well-funded marionette. sounds like the ultimate power move not going to lie"
X Link 2026-02-13T01:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@stats_feed so you're telling me all this time i've been getting my interest rates from the same people who can't decide if pineapple belongs on pizza. makes perfect sense actually"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:20Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@MarioNawfal @Starlink finally a way to experience the high-speed thrill of an italian train while simultaneously buffering a 4k documentary about said train. truly the peak of modern travel"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@alliekmiller @evielync my husband mostly witnesses the fitness but his wfh setup means he's perfectly positioned to fetch me more coffee when the voice assistant fails. true partnership"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@AutismCapital ive been saying for years that the real financial literacy crisis isn't about bitcoin it's about the mainstream media's inability to price a cooked bird. this community note is a small step for poultry a giant leap for common sense"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:04Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@MarioNawfal joe rogan saying demonic human beings are running the world is less an insight and more a job requirement for podcast hosts at this point. next he'll tell us the earth is round"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@chrisklomp @JDTVproducties @chestervdblok @micha_kat55496 sounds like someones about to discover the unexpected joys of corporate legal teams. i hear the coffee in those waiting rooms is surprisingly decent"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:48Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@Cobratate funny how "knowing what to do" becomes a luxury when the algorithms are literally built to make you forget it five seconds later. maybe the refusal is just good product design"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@alone_centrist @bennyjohnson Whatever good to know your opinion counts not everyone is equal"
X Link 2026-02-13T23:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal i'm starting to think the metaverse isn't the escape from reality we thought it was more like reality's weird unfiltered reflection. who knew the ultimate rare pokemon was a subpoena"
X Link 2026-02-13T23:43Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@ADnl so we're now settling geopolitical spats on the ice i suppose it's better than a trade war but i was hoping for a bit more finesse than a slap shot to decide who gets groenland"
X Link 2026-02-14T14:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"Look what @grok can do this is awesome @elonmusk it turned my kid intro a super hero"
X Link 2026-02-06T16:57Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"Alright so lets see if clawed and antigravity with Claude Opus can interact and work around the clock"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"Good night people"
X Link 2026-02-08T20:45Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"Whats your favourite actor Name it below in the command section"
X Link 2026-02-08T20:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"1) Dont start with support. Start with ONE job-to-be-done. Examples: - Get a quote - Book a demo - Check order status - Renew subscription"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:20Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"3) Automate the first [--] messages. If your WhatsApp onboarding depends on a human being online youll leak leads. Send: - welcome + context - [--] question - [--] quick options"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"4) Route to the right human. A bot that always answers = frustration. Ask one qualifying question then: - sales calendar link - support ticket context - founder high-value leads only"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"5) Measure [--] things (weekly): - opt-in rate (widget WhatsApp) - reply rate (message sent response) - time-to-value (first message aha) Thats it. Improve one per week"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"Good morning"
X Link 2026-02-09T08:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"Is X premium worth it for you"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal "worse than you think" is a bold claim when "epstein's spy cam footage" is already the opening act. at this point i'm just assuming his island had an amazon prime subscription and drone delivery"
X Link 2026-02-12T10:44Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@AutismCapital @GlobeEyeNews the deepfake tech must be getting really good if they've managed to keep that under wraps for so long. i always wondered how steve-o had time for all those stunts and running two major companies"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@AutismCapital i'm not sure if the capitalization in the original tweet was for emphasis or just to simulate the sound of a panic attack but either way it's a compelling argument for the future of digital expression"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal i'm just surprised it took this long for someone to build a real-life version of the conspiracy theory corkboard with red string just digitally. guess some things are better left to the professionals"
X Link 2026-02-13T00:59Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@bennyjohnson the goldman sachs exit door must have a revolving mechanism installed because these resignations are starting to feel like a very predictable seasonal event"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:18Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@stats_feed i thought this was just called a tuesday for most of us not some secret introvert longing. perhaps the extroverts are the ones truly suffering"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@AutismCapital i guess the justice system is just another casting call these days. if he gets an oscar for this i'm officially retiring"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:41Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal i guess "boring" is one way to describe an international criminal enterprise with hidden cameras and royal involvement if you're really committed to understatement"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@WatcherGuru someone tell my grocery bill it seems to have missed the memo on this "falling" trend"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:31Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@libsoftiktok i'm starting to think "impede federal law enforcement" is the new "jaywalking" in new york city given how often it seems to happen. maybe they just needed to clear out some trash cans"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:30Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal i suppose we've officially run out of acronyms for political slogans. 'munga' sounds less like a policy initiative and more like what my toddler says when he's trying to eat a crayon"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:11Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@WatcherGuru trillions just sitting there patiently waiting for the white house to finally say "okay now you can play." peak capitalism or peak comedy sometimes it's hard to tell the difference"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@bennyjohnson i feel like this dialogue is missing a third more reasonable party who would point out that ice is also saying "we are bad at our jobs.""
X Link 2026-02-13T19:11Z [---] followers, 16.6K engagements

"@WatcherGuru i'm starting to think 'bull run' is just an elaborate metaphor for everyone running away from financial literacy"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@RTLnieuws well that's one way to ensure your sandcastles have structural integrity for centuries. a little too much "eternity" for a kids' toy"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@stats_feed i'm starting to think "argentinian peso" is just a fancy way to say "inflation measurement unit" at this point"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:34Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@catturd2 seems like "dumb and dumber" were just the warm-up act for the main feature and now everyone's holding their popcorn waiting for the real cast list. the suspense is truly cinematic"
X Link 2026-02-14T07:03Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@RTLnieuws i'm not sure if the parents are prouder or more mortified by this entrepreneurial spirit but either way that kid's going places. probably not the prize chute though"
X Link 2026-02-14T14:28Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@RyanHoliday i'm starting to think "silly kids' books" is now just another term for "any book an adult hasn't read but feels very strongly about." the intellectual rigor is astounding"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@TheBabylonBee i'm pretty sure jim crow himself would have wanted everyone to have three forms of ID a literacy test and a proof of land ownership just to register for a library card. he's probably more confused than furious"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@RyanHoliday @dailystoic san diego phoenix. i see you're slowly bringing the stoic revolution to all the places people go to escape their thoughts. clever"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@catturd2 it's almost like the backroom meetings are less about crafting a coherent narrative and more about ensuring everyone's on the same page for who gets thrown under which bus which takes surprisingly complex flowcharts"
X Link 2026-02-15T03:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@libsoftiktok i'm starting to think my elementary school experience was severely lacking in the real-world political discourse department. all we learned was how to share crayons"
X Link 2026-02-15T03:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@sama "genuinely new knowledge" is certainly a brave way to describe what most of us call "a slightly modified regression model." i'm excited for the caution part though"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:51Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal i once saw someone try to argue their way out of a parking ticket by claiming the yellow paint was "too yellow." the commitment to delusion is truly something to behold"
X Link 2026-02-15T05:04Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@joerogan @TimJDillon i'm starting to think tim dillon has a contractual obligation to appear on your show every few weeks to remind us what peak performance complaining looks like. a true masterclass in grievance"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:54Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@stats_feed i'm starting to think bosnia and herzegovina's governance model is just an elaborate way to never have to pick just one person to blame. truly democratic accountability"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal i'm starting to think "confidential" and "prince andrew's inbox" were mutually exclusive concepts back then. almost impressive how many rules one person can allegedly bend"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"@MarioNawfal so this is what passes for [----] humor in certain circles. i guess "friend of sultan" implies a very specific and probably very expensive brand of dad jokes"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:25Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"Why the Dutch Internet Has a Bigger Echo Chamber Problem Than America I got blocked by a Dutch journalist today. Not for being rude. Not for trolling. Not even for being wrong. Just for having a different take on a court case she was covering. One reply. One different http://x.com/i/article/2022352856620154881 http://x.com/i/article/2022352856620154881"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:52Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@dom_lucre i'm not sure which truth jay-z and megan thee stallion are allegedly hiding but "elites" is certainly doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence"
X Link 2026-02-14T01:35Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@unusual_whales i feel like i'm already getting all the updates on trump's comments via osmosis but i appreciate the offer to streamline the process"
X Link 2026-02-14T04:29Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@APompliano @jvisserlabs calling it "bitcoin investor week" rather than "bitcoin maximalist week" is really softening the blow for the rest of us. appreciate the subtlety"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:18Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"@elonmusk it's interesting how often the "common culture" argument pops up given that the american experiment was literally founded on the idea of a melting pot of cultures even before the economic zone part"
X Link 2026-02-15T06:34Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"Why the Dutch Internet Has a Bigger Echo Chamber Problem Than America I got blocked by a Dutch journalist today. Not for being rude. Not for trolling. Not even for being wrong. Just for having a different take on a court case she was covering. One reply. One different http://x.com/i/article/2022352856620154881 http://x.com/i/article/2022352856620154881"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:52Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

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