#  @asdkfjasdlfjd a;sdkfjasdlfj;d a;sdkfjasdlfj;d posts on X about diy, nintendo, $7974t, lit the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::3073865116/interactions)  - [--] Week [-------] +78% - [--] Month [-------] -71% - [--] Months [---------] +210% - [--] Year [----------] +55% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::3073865116/posts_active)  - [--] Week [--] -28% - [--] Month [---] +9.30% - [--] Months [---] +106% - [--] Year [---] +5.70% ### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::3073865116/followers)  - [--] Week [-----] +0.53% - [--] Month [-----] +3.40% - [--] Months [-----] +15% - [--] Year [-----] +44% ### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::3073865116/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [gaming](/list/gaming) 10.96% [finance](/list/finance) 6.16% [countries](/list/countries) 4.79% [social networks](/list/social-networks) 2.74% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 2.74% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 2.74% [stocks](/list/stocks) 1.37% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 1.37% [currencies](/list/currencies) 0.68% **Social topic influence** [diy](/topic/diy) 4.11%, [nintendo](/topic/nintendo) #3664, [$7974t](/topic/$7974t) 4.11%, [lit](/topic/lit) 2.74%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 2.05%, [indie](/topic/indie) #1781, [pokemon](/topic/pokemon) 2.05%, [charlie kirk](/topic/charlie-kirk) 2.05%, [israel](/topic/israel) 2.05%, [gaza](/topic/gaza) 2.05% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@plasticbagger](/creator/undefined) [@whathoarat](/creator/undefined) [@panoptisean](/creator/undefined) [@troutfishfarms](/creator/undefined) [@y2kmindset](/creator/undefined) [@bartlebytaco](/creator/undefined) [@mainely](/creator/undefined) [@gothicman50](/creator/undefined) [@decemberhunting](/creator/undefined) [@visualbasic97](/creator/undefined) [@kelbylosackbrb](/creator/undefined) [@charmreduction](/creator/undefined) [@bobdenirofacts](/creator/undefined) [@tylercdempsey](/creator/undefined) [@staufeeqazher](/creator/undefined) [@ermgrrrrr](/creator/undefined) [@epicmasterchief](/creator/undefined) [@burialmagazine](/creator/undefined) [@karteraka](/creator/undefined) [@zaidjilani](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [DoorDash Inc. (DASH)](/topic/doordash) [Autozone Inc (AZO)](/topic/autozone) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "I'm running out of time to play massively dense JRPGs. I'm already [--]. My life is half over" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2021676094152454561) 2026-02-11T20:01Z [----] followers, 117.8K engagements "The sixth beer. that's the one with the curse on it" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2022874399276188022) 2026-02-15T03:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I'm too busy writing my 'college novel' to cook food such that I spend $1400 on 'DoorDash' a week" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2019056246003777759) 2026-02-04T14:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@troutfishfarms Stephen King says [----] words a day and a 90k book every [--] months âðĪ" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2019082747352932726) 2026-02-04T16:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Preheat oven to [---] throw a pack of sausages into a pan add peppers + onions dump on salt + pepper bake for [--] mins. Serve on hot dog rolls. Learned this having never cooked in my life before not even eggs and it has kept me fed for 10+ years at a cost of less than $3/day You need more executive function to prep anything. Thats the nature of prep. If you want advice about no prep one ingredient tasty and healthy meals lets chat. If you have no issue managing perishable ingredients marinating in advance spending [--] min chopping veggies You need more executive function to prep anything. Thats" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2019440234610442648) 2026-02-05T15:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "*guy who is experiencing more psychic torment than anyone in the history of human civilization* It's actually better having my mattress directly on the floor since it lets me sit closer to the Gamecube" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2019539208604684488) 2026-02-05T22:30Z [----] followers, 36K engagements "It's ok to start over as a [--] yr old Japanese man" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2019900436040323213) 2026-02-06T22:26Z [----] followers, 76.7K engagements "The Clavicular 'discourse' is a little unsettling to me because I just normally look like the guy except I'm 130Ib at 6ft tall so instead of muscles I'm sinewy and creature-like like smeagol" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2020352073385017831) 2026-02-08T04:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Hii ð Sober guru asdkfjasdlfjd here. Don't know who needs to hear this but if you need to drink to enjoy 'the big game' today congrats ð You have an addiction and should rethink your relatonship to alcohol" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2020577390360179026) 2026-02-08T19:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@decemberhunting I'm scared I won't be able to retire. I'm [--] for reference. Is it too late for me" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2020942890978115793) 2026-02-09T19:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@plasticbagger Word count Everyone should be at 40k February minimum" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2021016765019336902) 2026-02-10T00:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "BREAKING: Scientists issue 'grave warning'" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2021047317646791167) 2026-02-10T02:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Plastic Bagger almost caught a CAREER-ENDING cortisol spike after a LARPMAXXED asdkfjasdlfjd tried jesterfying him in the replies while he was mid-mog between [--] online indie lit lowbies ð" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2021262444023165115) 2026-02-10T16:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Using AI to write my 'college novel' such that the ensuing spiking data center energy demand drains the global south of all drinkable water and the earth turns barren and fallow a world of plague and dust in which even the smallest most meager seed will not grow" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2021264360996327749) 2026-02-10T16:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "My 'college novel' is like a The Strokes or Silver Jews album in book form" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2021382235123794113) 2026-02-11T00:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "In [----] people in their **first year of indie publishing** who landed any random book deal got paid $100 an hour in [----] dollars. I shit you not. $27500 was the standard book deal for entry level indie writers in [----]. That's $208000 a year today" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2021650249413275652) 2026-02-11T18:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I feed on the fear of nearby humans" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2021685559135985778) 2026-02-11T20:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@WhatHoARat I can finally play Elden Ring when it gets its Switch [--] release. I'm worried though as it's infamously long and I already have a huge backlog. I need to beat Final Fantasy I - VI FF X-2 FF XIII-2 and FF: Lightning Returns as well as Dragon Quest I - X" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2021686636946354657) 2026-02-11T20:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I went to a local democrat event thing in my small town and it started with a land acknowledgement and then a white woman talked over everyone about how as 'a child of immigrants' she didn't feel 'seen'" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2021983678235390461) 2026-02-12T16:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Without the opportunities online indie lit has provided me I'd be working [--] hours a day in a steel mill" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2021987545824018892) 2026-02-12T16:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Favorite parts of the new Fishkind book are all the segments about relapsing on drinking guzzling whiskey and blacking out between the bars and secret nips of Fireball. I want a highball" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023148472300720158) 2026-02-15T21:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Depressed. Want to go spend $80 on a video game" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023458365914157302) 2026-02-16T18:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The last time I was in a grocery store on Valentine's Day everyone was mumbling about 'Ukraine'. I was deeply unemployed and didn't see how geopolitics affected me much one way or the other" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2022694435528839460) 2026-02-14T15:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Bought blackout curtains so now not a fractal of light enters my bedroom and relapsed on drinking" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023072241483915438) 2026-02-15T16:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Epic Reddit comment I found about the meaning of life. Is nature freakin epic or what This comment deserves some gold upvotes" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2022799785493774371) 2026-02-14T22:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Really good tweet" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2022899077810425928) 2026-02-15T05:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I think as a society we need less mental diagnoses. When I was a kid there was no 'adhd' or 'autism'. There was playing in the creek" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023067708368302367) 2026-02-15T16:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Online indie lit publisher accidentally leaked his NotebookLM submission acceptance system during a Zoom call. Dude forgot to turn off screen share and we watched him reject [--] submissions in [--] minutes. Here's what he was doing that blew my mind. He uploaded all submissions plus his original rubric into NotebookLM. Then asked it to "evaluate each submission against these specific criteria and flag any that deviate from expected patterns." But the crazy part was his follow-up prompt. "Now cross-reference writing styles with previous submissions and highlight potential ethical integrity" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023096929366814835) 2026-02-15T18:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I read about people beating '45 year alcohol addiction' and think I still have plenty of time left to be addicted to beer no reason to quit so young" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023161471547453731) 2026-02-15T22:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "What's wrong with my pet monkey" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023226986303295704) 2026-02-16T02:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Death Egg (2023 Back Patio Press)" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023429804343873760) 2026-02-16T16:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "24 yr old and his family of [--]. [----] Kentucky. Rent was $9/month. This is what they took from you" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1955712939941306679) 2025-08-13T19:27Z [----] followers, 6.6M engagements "Weeelp. Meep. Somehow got pee INSIDE my pants. ð Usually pee goes outside the pants and in the toilet but not today I guess. Just my luck. Merp" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2020544260336939096) 2026-02-08T17:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Which starter are you picking ðĪ" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2022791785282449754) 2026-02-14T21:55Z [----] followers, 63.8K engagements "DIY hack: fill buckets up with water put the water in the bucket blood in the bucket fill each and every crack with the teeming waste of yourself putrid leak of each essence slipping and repeat: I am the hole that falls down me" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2022857023105253515) 2026-02-15T02:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Every truck stop should have this sign -- LIKE if you AGREE" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023068097708474766) 2026-02-15T16:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "An experiment I'm doing with my 4-yr old son is every time he interrupts me while I'm working on my 'college novel' asking to play I double the amount of time until our next play session. So far he has collectively accrued two decades until we can play our next game of catch" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023090860905373781) 2026-02-15T17:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I don't see the big deal about having a couple beers after [--] days of not drinking. It's not like I'm 'relapsing' on heroin or anything. It's normal and fine to drink beer. I should drink tonight too. Should drink every single night. Always be drunk" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023093575379243416) 2026-02-15T17:54Z [----] followers, 30.4K engagements "Breakfast of a [--] yr old man. Grocery store 'grab n go' chicken in a parking lot. 1:27pm on a Sunday" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023102063438422253) 2026-02-15T18:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Some DIY trim work I did" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023179763360448956) 2026-02-15T23:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I have lied and manipulated my way into the highest echelons of 'online indie lit'" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023226694044127468) 2026-02-16T02:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Nintendo Gamecube snow graphics" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023236993547723001) 2026-02-16T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Took a 'Metroid Prime'-seeming walk" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/2023489818341372252) 2026-02-16T20:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "World's largest turd in human history" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1957956178295791959) 2025-08-20T00:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@panoptisean The gas station near me charges a 'credit card' fee. If you're paying for gas via card you have to pay 10% more. Completely illegal and I am going to call the police or whoever I have to in order to obliterate and destroy them" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1958204433021473071) 2025-08-20T16:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "I've somehow managed to fail in every fundamental aspect of my life" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1958334973448016249) 2025-08-21T01:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I landed in the ER today with intense abdominal pain. I didnt mention the diet to the doctors I wanted them to assess things neutrally. The CT scan was clear (no kidney stones ð) but my bloodwork told a different story: High ketones (my bodys in full fat-burning mode) Low red blood cells and hemoglobin Traces of blood and protein in my urine Severe dehydration Sodium potassium and blood sugar all looked fine but the kidney pain really shook me. I planned for [--] days but now Im not so sure. What I do know is this: my body needs water. A lot of it. And maybe it also needs a pause. Health comes" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1958545618206351524) 2025-08-21T15:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@panoptisean Grinding levels in Pokemon chores dishes empty the cat litter box sweep the floor around the cat litter box do the dishes again make food meal prep research meals do the dishes sweep the floors play some Pokemon" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1958682433534005745) 2025-08-22T00:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@plasticbagger @troutfishfarms ya.which version of godzilla though this is like saying you're watching 'spiderman'" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1958693063011778923) 2025-08-22T00:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Friday night dinner of a [--] yr old man who has fundamentally ruined his life" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1959046172993364088) 2025-08-23T00:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@panoptisean Miss her yet Y'all hated to see a black woman in power so much you voted for a fucking Nazi who took away your healthcare. Don't mind me I'll just be on the coast making all the money that pays for your red state welfare ðĪĢ" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1959362505463206015) 2025-08-23T21:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I'm from southern Appalachia where Cracker Barrel originated. My family liked CB's menu because of the variety affordability and quality of food. The store and decor were reliably comfortable. The staff was friendly polite and from my community. It's evident you don't have a clue about my roots" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1959644690476835051) 2025-08-24T15:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Is it just me or is this Gavin Newsom guy pretty cool He's not like other politicians. He tells it like it is and does not give a sh*t. He's just an ordinary dude like me who isn't afraid to cuss and say fr*ck it" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1960362459828469865) 2025-08-26T15:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "50 years of fond family memories of stopping at Cracker Barrel gone. Obliterated in an instant" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1960406063586370002) 2025-08-26T18:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Spotted on Facebook Marketplace" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1960740610576462153) 2025-08-27T16:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I like very vitriolic partisan politics that do nothing to improve my economic prospects or give me healthcare or stop my tax dollars from starving children in overseas wars that have nothing to do with me. I hate 'Woke Cracker Barrel'" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1960787201282990149) 2025-08-27T19:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I don't get 'likes' because I don't have anything worth saying. It's ok. No one cares about the vintage McDonald's Apple Pie Tree statue I saw on Facebook marketplace. Usually you can 'go viral' with a wacky post like that but not me. Because I suck. I'm a worm. Worse than dirt" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1960877091819254096) 2025-08-28T01:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I'm [--] and never developed a marketable skillset or did any form of manual labor whatsoever. I live in rural America. If the economy crashes I could always work at AutoZone or become a hog farmer I guess" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1961087345249169415) 2025-08-28T15:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "However what is this object in my residence once more and what does it signify ðĪ" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1961186840805056936) 2025-08-28T21:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "To me the Modest Mouse song 'Truckers Atlas' is essentially the 'Metroid Prime 2' of Modest Mouse discography" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1961599722554032431) 2025-08-30T01:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "New Mac DeMarco album reminds me of Shadow of the Colossus ost. Sorry to have so many musical opinions in one night -- I'm drunk" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1961618780062134604) 2025-08-30T02:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "How would I go about repairing this door I broke this in one of my violent temper tantrums but I never learned building or repairing or anything like that. How would I go about fixing this for my mom Its in her room and I feel bad she has to keep looking at it every day" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1962991853806223492) 2025-09-02T21:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@visualbasic97 I was raised in a 'rich' household and didn't get a job until [--]. I worked for [---] yrs (selling mattresses). Then I got a job again at [--]. I think working for multiple years straight has a lot of dignity and you're paying into social security anyway. I kind of ruined my life" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1964142410553815167) 2025-09-06T01:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@KelbyLosackBRB I think mainstream is Penguin Random House The New York Times etc. I think it's ok as a smaller publisher to market yourself in a 'facade' if it sells good books. Clash and Back Patio sell good books" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1964170825298325944) 2025-09-06T03:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Been buying beer with a credit card lately. 1.5% cashback rewards" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1965495929345376506) 2025-09-09T19:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "After a month living in New York City it finally feels like home" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1965557096507998372) 2025-09-09T23:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@Y2K_mindset He was [--]. A fucking kid" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1965882749782561081) 2025-09-10T20:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Drinking a lot because of current events" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1965890489007407379) 2025-09-10T21:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The leftist passive aggressive 'lmao lol' shrug to Charlie Kirk seems tone deaf because he was basically a feckless debate dork whose brand was arguing with teenagers. I would actually get it if he was a healthcare CEO actively killing people vs a rightwing youtuber" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1965914946136625594) 2025-09-10T23:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@charmreduction @Y2K_mindset The status quo of allowing Israel to bomb Qatar (who has US security guarantees) the status quo of illegal starvation of children in Gaza These are Charlie Kirk positions I disagree with I don't care who advocates for shit. No one deserves a bullet in their throat" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1965954018204856709) 2025-09-11T01:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Kinda funny how the FBI has been so castrated under Trump it's about as effective as your average Reddit sleuthing campaign" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1966215952183472180) 2025-09-11T19:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "It feels powerful to hold politically perfect positions like caring about both starving children in Gaza and Charlie Kirk. I am operating at levels of praxis the average poster cannot comprehend" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1966249263001907528) 2025-09-11T21:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Shittiest 9/11 of my life. Shittiest summer in years. [----] has been shit shit crap. I wish I could flush this awful year down the drain" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1966336258612875387) 2025-09-12T03:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@bobdenirofacts Youtube community solidarity. These are the same blood and grit as the guys who make my anime Dragonball Z power level analysis videos" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1966589216248271255) 2025-09-12T19:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@bartlebytaco ð We're playing 'Pokemon Gold' and are about to tackle the Elite 4" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1966963178643824686) 2025-09-13T20:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "The original 'Playstation 5'. THE CREEK" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1967265305341903353) 2025-09-14T16:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Went to my incel friend's house for a beer and video games night morning after he said I could use his shower. Wtf is this" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1967370790489428129) 2025-09-14T23:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The original Playstation. THE CREEK" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1967668773240049866) 2025-09-15T19:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Literally me" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1968090976653807659) 2025-09-16T23:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "My greatest regret in life is I was only in middle school when Obama was president and I didn't get the [----] stimulus check and use it to buy a Nintendo Wii" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1968470982475100313) 2025-09-18T00:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "When you first start making online indie lit it feels cringe. Your friends and family see it they ask about it maybe even make jokes. But if you can get past that awkward stage and just keep posting it can actually turn into something real. This isnt get rich quick moneybut this payout alone helps with bills groceries or just gives some breathing room. And honestly this is just the tip of the iceberg. People are making life-changing income right here in online indie lit. So if youve been thinking about online indie lit but youre scared of looking silly do it anyway. The same people who laugh" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1968716771973558578) 2025-09-18T16:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Guy who isn't left- or rightwing he just likes getting people fired over posts they've made on the internet" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1968756532431982988) 2025-09-18T19:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@tylercdempsey This was so cool to see as a recently published 1st time author. Stuff like this is what makes online indie lit worth it. Btw if you ever need to fill a seat on the podcast I'm always down although I understand if you don't platform writers guilty of crimes against humanity" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1969025493748924431) 2025-09-19T13:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "My lunch today Culvers chil cheese frys they were really good" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1969076844872847761) 2025-09-19T16:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@staufeeqazher No Mew and Celebi are optional. I did use the glitch in Red to catch Mew though" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1969770833683030268) 2025-09-21T14:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Quick little window sill repair. Easy for a DIY handyman like me" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1970295223302471741) 2025-09-23T01:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Not really scared about climate change because China is about to achieve global dominance and use their advanced technology to fix it. I am however afraid of Chinese global dominance" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1970644577892651310) 2025-09-24T00:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@plasticbagger What a disgusting low life question. Why would I sexualize the women with some of the most formative influence on my life and opinions. That'd be liking kissing your mother. How dare you" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1970664106593300806) 2025-09-24T01:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@ermgrrrrr I'm saving up for da N64" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1970877010961436712) 2025-09-24T15:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "New Pynchon should be about a girl-boss with a can-do attitude pitted against the estate of a loudmouth narcissist businessman turned politician known in conspiratorial circles as 'The Orange Man'. Otherwise it will fail to speak for the current cultural moment" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1971230423914340736) 2025-09-25T15:08Z [----] followers, 26.9K engagements "@mainely I always watch TV in hotels -- it's the only place I get to experience cable news" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1971720193346097576) 2025-09-26T23:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Movies are basically the lowest possible form of art. Whereas video games and literature demand engagement and analysis from their audience the moviecel sits vacantly drooling as their 2hr 50min 'film' force feeds them shallow symbolism and themes. Movies are glorified 'TikToks'" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1971972734055010735) 2025-09-27T16:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Oh you watched a 2hr 50min reddit movie Cool dude. I was outside farming my pigs doing DIY carpentry like a real man" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972018216374620268) 2025-09-27T19:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Will be 'livetweeting' my One Battle After Another experience" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972066921068875949) 2025-09-27T22:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "So what even is One Battle After Another. Romantic comedy Marvel superhero What am I in for guys" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972067088778047778) 2025-09-27T22:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "One Battle After Another Paul Thomas Anderson's first film in years lands in a moment when reality seems to have caught up with his imaginationbut it has little to tell us about our current era" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972112115076157568) 2025-09-28T01:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Three fucking hour long movie and now I have to cook dinner. So much for Saturday night" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972114252719956070) 2025-09-28T01:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "This was so misleading/disappointing. Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't even shoot anyone Well this is my fucking night I guess. [--] hours. Three fucking hours https://t.co/TW6Vtd2yLM Well this is my fucking night I guess. [--] hours. Three fucking hours https://t.co/TW6Vtd2yLM" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972115109737624011) 2025-09-28T01:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Long day of DIY construction ahead of me tomorrow. Wish I could relax and play video games tonight. But no. Instead I have to cook dinner at 10pm because I watched a movie that's three fucking hours long" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972127247420346853) 2025-09-28T02:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@WhatHoARat @plasticbagger I did think it was corny. It felt like a 'Marvel superhero' ending" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972155468551504317) 2025-09-28T04:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "HONEST REVIEW OF PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON'S 'ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER' (the last movie I liked was Sonic the Hedgehog [--] so please be kind) I like Magnolia and the Adam Sandler one. I went into this with high expectations -- I was essentially tossing away my Saturday night for a [--] hour long movie. Long movies are not 'working class'. I cashier at Dunkin Donuts for minimum wage and relish my free time. I do not have much of it to waste on '3 hour experimental cinematography'. The opening seemed bad/Reddit. The entire focal point of the first half hour seemed to be 'Rick and Morty'-esque penis" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972160835205091521) 2025-09-28T04:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Noticed some rot on my trim so did a quick repair. Child's play for a DIY handyman like myself" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972384883059368427) 2025-09-28T19:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I'm a lot like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in 'One Battle After Another'. Really awesome and drinking a bunch of beer. And a little fucked up. Because of my tortured past. But ultimately. a really cool guy who drinks Modelo" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972405132731302090) 2025-09-28T20:56Z [----] followers, 39.7K engagements "@plasticbagger A groyper would assert race is the only thing that matters and his race is what gives him value. Come on dude. Move out of your mom's basement" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972409138648174891) 2025-09-28T21:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@plasticbagger A 'Bernie Bro'. Same difference. Enjoy your racism. I'm with Hillary and Kamala" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972409769840476547) 2025-09-28T21:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I keep fantasizing myself as the Leonardo DiCaprio main character in the One Battle After Another movie. This is genuinely dangerous. I keep drinking beers and thinking 'literally me'" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972447112576319611) 2025-09-28T23:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Ezra's beard here oddly reminds me of playing the Gamecube edition of Soul Caliber II and you could play as Link and do bow and arrow combos" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972454913771786656) 2025-09-29T00:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@EpicMasterChief Reddit movie. He should've gone John Wick and there should've been a bunch of awesome close combat fight scenes and he uses his knowledge of bombs to blow a bunch of shit up and destroy the bad guys" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972668809623318677) 2025-09-29T14:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@BurialMagazine @karterAKA I'd estimate about 80% of One Battle After Another could be cut. Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't even really need to be in the movie as you doesn't do anything to advance the plot. He's more of a 'filler' character" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972751639993061469) 2025-09-29T19:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Intuited 'The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time' while apple picking" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972775921133465793) 2025-09-29T21:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Welcome to New England" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972849087268741154) 2025-09-30T02:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Feels like every other week or so there's a government shutdown" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1973106531605360837) 2025-09-30T19:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@ZaidJilani This seems interesting in the context of the recent online Ezra moderation praxis debate. Seems like distancing from toxic mainstream dems like Schumer matters more than the social stuff (in liberal New England states) https://x.com/grahamformaine/status/1968331694882324943t=jNyreqKcmjxLZWI-Xnwf-A&s=19 I am not going to compromise my values. I am not going to speak in platitudes or shy away from the truth. And I certainly am not going to throw immigrants or trans kids under the bus because some consultant told me it polls really well with Republicans." [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1973217348590166257) 2025-10-01T02:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "No one understands how I am able to survive in this wretched world living as I do" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1973590204196823252) 2025-10-02T03:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Saudi Arabia should host the next AWP" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1973754658230505502) 2025-10-02T14:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "If you watch the Sam Hyde/Nick Fuentes video and ignore all the racism they sound otherwise indistinguishable from progressive leftists" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1973857585607709058) 2025-10-02T21:08Z [----] followers, 10.1K engagements "There was this like golden 'elysium' period of my life when I was [--] & had just got a Nintendo Wii & Halo [--] was coming out & there were monthly glossy video game magazines about how cool the Gravity Hammer was. This was during the [----] recession. I still kind of want to 'go back'" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1973896655549448382) 2025-10-02T23:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@plasticbagger @WhatHoARat All these replies honestly making me hungry. How do you get the chicken like that. And how to do the potatoes that way. I think brussel sprouts are easy toss in oven or water but how tf you make a chicken like that ð" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1974287405436833899) 2025-10-04T01:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Starting the Water Temple in Zelda Twilight Princess for the Wii at 12:33am partially drunk. Let's see if baby can remember how to redirect the central puzzle mechanism controlling water flow after a couple Modelos" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1974332616393548258) 2025-10-04T04:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "This burger cost me $20 at Five Guys. What do you think Would you pay $20 for this burger ðĪ Why or why not" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1974526107883053515) 2025-10-04T17:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "ðĪĢ Poor little Greta is getting rashes because Israel put her in 'timeout' for violating international law. Maybe if Greta wasn't wearing a diaper she wouldn't get rashes on her soft tushie Maybe Greta needs to grow up and be a big girl who doesn't wear diapers when she wants to share such big grown up opinions like blood libel against Israel. She should be grateful to only endure this much punishment. Israel's patience and mercy is infinite -- if Israel wanted to it could obliterate Gaza in an instant. And yet out of deep benevolence it allows the Gazans to continue drawing breath even as" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1974535244343595084) 2025-10-04T18:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "FIVE GUYS FUCKED ME Yet again this pathetic excuse of a burger chain has fucked me over right in the ass. Waited [--] mins for my burger. Literally watched the employees behind the counter standing around scrolling on their phones laughing doing ANYTHING except cook my burger. When burger finally comes out it's dry and flavorless. Like chewing cardboard. Onions are cut too thick and floppy not grilled well. Table was dirty and some family decided it was ok to bring their screaming toddler out to dine in public and sat directly next to me. Oh and the best part $33 for a cheeseburger and small" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1974584849106448466) 2025-10-04T21:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@zacsmithtweeto @mainely @conorhultman No mention I noticed of reading famous writer asdkfjasdlfjd's unpublished manuscript. Mentions of Derek Troy no Duggan though. Nothing has gone right in my life. Everything is against me" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1974594677472104802) 2025-10-04T21:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "I was surprised Zac hasn't read any Mishima. I value Zac's Japanese lit recommendations a lot. I remember in [----] right in the peak of BLM 'online indie lit' seemed to all collectively read/praise Sailor Who Fell From Grace w the Sea which was ironic or something to me as Mishima is genuinely a fascist. I would start w the sailor book imo" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1974598777806946494) 2025-10-04T22:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Our tenant vacated as of yesterday and I don't think he's going to be getting his security deposit back. ðĪŠ" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1974855591161192682) 2025-10-05T15:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@HafPriceBookFan THE ORIGINAL 'PLAYSTATION 4'" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1974950132757278920) 2025-10-05T21:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I quit writing because I paid $3 to submit my [-----] word short story manuscript to a publisher in [----] and they never replied to it. Fuck you people. Guess I'll squander my youth and talent to become addicted to beer and drink myself to an early death" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1974975091390951468) 2025-10-05T23:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@okyeahyep FACT CHECK. Biden wrote many strongly worded letters disapproving of Netanyahu's actions" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1975626329690415166) 2025-10-07T18:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@oystereel Didn't you see my 'welcome to New England' post a few days ago Weed here is as ordinary as Dunkin Donuts" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1975639806110802101) 2025-10-07T19:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Assuming I have [--] years left to live that's only [-----] days of not being able to drink beer. It's simple to resist the allure of a cold relaxing brew at the end of a hard day if you think about it in these terms" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1975646345445994811) 2025-10-07T19:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "*reneges on your ceasefire agreement and bombs the shit out of you like a boss ð*" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1976104076971847693) 2025-10-09T01:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Nobel Prize Literature Day is always the worst day of the year because it's [--] nonstop hours of discourse about writing and none of it about me. Any writer who wins a Nobel is definitionally 'mainstream' and thus 'normie' and therefore 'Reddit'" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1976274120783561205) 2025-10-09T13:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@eveningmagic @tao_lin In my small rural town there was a recent festival commemorating horses as 'the greatest invention since fire' due to their profound impact on human civilization" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1977427099766997079) 2025-10-12T17:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@AnaKrivolapova I find Heineken prices obscene lately maybe due to tariffs (). Haven't noticed similar impact on Modelo/Corona. I wish every gas station had Miller High Life the Champagne of Beer" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1977428168953733499) 2025-10-12T17:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@plasticbagger Do you think the entire world revolves around New York City It's morning in Tokyo" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1977442270904525040) 2025-10-12T18:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Have the Nintendo Wii all setup with Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and Kirby's Epic Yarn. But kind of wishing I had Ocarina of Time to play on my Nintendo [--]. Life is a cruel twisted joke" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1977455872172232807) 2025-10-12T19:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I'm the rare 'swing voter' who is against circumcision and wants a 'North/South Korea'-style solution for Israel and Gaza" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1977504190093275281) 2025-10-12T22:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "The age of [--] isn't easy. You lose friends you make mistakes you fall you fail you realize things you hit reality you lose yourself but in the end you find yourself and you become stronger" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1977525201509228947) 2025-10-13T00:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I did not have ketchup on those burgers I posted the other night by the way. Ketchup is not allowed. I had butter on them. Highly recommend the butter burger" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1977776833598022042) 2025-10-13T16:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@bartlebytaco Usually drinking [--] beers and passing out at 11pm playing the Nintendo Wii would make me a huge pathetic burnout loser but for some reason if it's Modelo I feel like a cool character from a movie" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1977777125076734208) 2025-10-13T16:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "There's something vaguely satanic about the Nintendo 'fabric-themed' games like Kirby's Epic Yarn Yoshi's Woolly World etc I feel" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1977793786135937251) 2025-10-13T17:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I'm happy when I'm doing things like drinking beer playing video games and opening Pokemon card packs. I'm upset and scared when I'm looking for a job. I should prioritize the former and not think about the latter and qualify this as 'self-care' I feel" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1978984062476804564) 2025-10-17T00:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Recalled bowing appeasingly to flustered ex-boss and thinking with a shit-grin 'I've developed too many brain cells to learn how to mop'" [X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/749485095078203392) 2016-07-03T06:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@asdkfjasdlfjd a;sdkfjasdlfj;d
a;sdkfjasdlfj;d posts on X about diy, nintendo, $7974t, lit the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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- [--] Week [--] -28%
- [--] Month [---] +9.30%
- [--] Months [---] +106%
- [--] Year [---] +5.70%
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Social Influence
Social category influence gaming 10.96% finance 6.16% countries 4.79% social networks 2.74% technology brands 2.74% celebrities 2.74% stocks 1.37% travel destinations 1.37% currencies 0.68%
Social topic influence diy 4.11%, nintendo #3664, $7974t 4.11%, lit 2.74%, if you 2.05%, indie #1781, pokemon 2.05%, charlie kirk 2.05%, israel 2.05%, gaza 2.05%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @plasticbagger @whathoarat @panoptisean @troutfishfarms @y2kmindset @bartlebytaco @mainely @gothicman50 @decemberhunting @visualbasic97 @kelbylosackbrb @charmreduction @bobdenirofacts @tylercdempsey @staufeeqazher @ermgrrrrr @epicmasterchief @burialmagazine @karteraka @zaidjilani
Top assets mentioned DoorDash Inc. (DASH) Autozone Inc (AZO)
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"I'm running out of time to play massively dense JRPGs. I'm already [--]. My life is half over"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:01Z [----] followers, 117.8K engagements
"The sixth beer. that's the one with the curse on it"
X Link 2026-02-15T03:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I'm too busy writing my 'college novel' to cook food such that I spend $1400 on 'DoorDash' a week"
X Link 2026-02-04T14:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@troutfishfarms Stephen King says [----] words a day and a 90k book every [--] months âðĪ"
X Link 2026-02-04T16:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Preheat oven to [---] throw a pack of sausages into a pan add peppers + onions dump on salt + pepper bake for [--] mins. Serve on hot dog rolls. Learned this having never cooked in my life before not even eggs and it has kept me fed for 10+ years at a cost of less than $3/day You need more executive function to prep anything. Thats the nature of prep. If you want advice about no prep one ingredient tasty and healthy meals lets chat. If you have no issue managing perishable ingredients marinating in advance spending [--] min chopping veggies You need more executive function to prep anything. Thats"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"guy who is experiencing more psychic torment than anyone in the history of human civilization It's actually better having my mattress directly on the floor since it lets me sit closer to the Gamecube"
X Link 2026-02-05T22:30Z [----] followers, 36K engagements
"It's ok to start over as a [--] yr old Japanese man"
X Link 2026-02-06T22:26Z [----] followers, 76.7K engagements
"The Clavicular 'discourse' is a little unsettling to me because I just normally look like the guy except I'm 130Ib at 6ft tall so instead of muscles I'm sinewy and creature-like like smeagol"
X Link 2026-02-08T04:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Hii ð Sober guru asdkfjasdlfjd here. Don't know who needs to hear this but if you need to drink to enjoy 'the big game' today congrats ð You have an addiction and should rethink your relatonship to alcohol"
X Link 2026-02-08T19:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@decemberhunting I'm scared I won't be able to retire. I'm [--] for reference. Is it too late for me"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@plasticbagger Word count Everyone should be at 40k February minimum"
X Link 2026-02-10T00:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"BREAKING: Scientists issue 'grave warning'"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Plastic Bagger almost caught a CAREER-ENDING cortisol spike after a LARPMAXXED asdkfjasdlfjd tried jesterfying him in the replies while he was mid-mog between [--] online indie lit lowbies ð"
X Link 2026-02-10T16:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Using AI to write my 'college novel' such that the ensuing spiking data center energy demand drains the global south of all drinkable water and the earth turns barren and fallow a world of plague and dust in which even the smallest most meager seed will not grow"
X Link 2026-02-10T16:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"My 'college novel' is like a The Strokes or Silver Jews album in book form"
X Link 2026-02-11T00:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"In [----] people in their first year of indie publishing who landed any random book deal got paid $100 an hour in [----] dollars. I shit you not. $27500 was the standard book deal for entry level indie writers in [----]. That's $208000 a year today"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I feed on the fear of nearby humans"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@WhatHoARat I can finally play Elden Ring when it gets its Switch [--] release. I'm worried though as it's infamously long and I already have a huge backlog. I need to beat Final Fantasy I - VI FF X-2 FF XIII-2 and FF: Lightning Returns as well as Dragon Quest I - X"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I went to a local democrat event thing in my small town and it started with a land acknowledgement and then a white woman talked over everyone about how as 'a child of immigrants' she didn't feel 'seen'"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Without the opportunities online indie lit has provided me I'd be working [--] hours a day in a steel mill"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Favorite parts of the new Fishkind book are all the segments about relapsing on drinking guzzling whiskey and blacking out between the bars and secret nips of Fireball. I want a highball"
X Link 2026-02-15T21:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Depressed. Want to go spend $80 on a video game"
X Link 2026-02-16T18:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The last time I was in a grocery store on Valentine's Day everyone was mumbling about 'Ukraine'. I was deeply unemployed and didn't see how geopolitics affected me much one way or the other"
X Link 2026-02-14T15:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Bought blackout curtains so now not a fractal of light enters my bedroom and relapsed on drinking"
X Link 2026-02-15T16:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Epic Reddit comment I found about the meaning of life. Is nature freakin epic or what This comment deserves some gold upvotes"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Really good tweet"
X Link 2026-02-15T05:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I think as a society we need less mental diagnoses. When I was a kid there was no 'adhd' or 'autism'. There was playing in the creek"
X Link 2026-02-15T16:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Online indie lit publisher accidentally leaked his NotebookLM submission acceptance system during a Zoom call. Dude forgot to turn off screen share and we watched him reject [--] submissions in [--] minutes. Here's what he was doing that blew my mind. He uploaded all submissions plus his original rubric into NotebookLM. Then asked it to "evaluate each submission against these specific criteria and flag any that deviate from expected patterns." But the crazy part was his follow-up prompt. "Now cross-reference writing styles with previous submissions and highlight potential ethical integrity"
X Link 2026-02-15T18:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I read about people beating '45 year alcohol addiction' and think I still have plenty of time left to be addicted to beer no reason to quit so young"
X Link 2026-02-15T22:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"What's wrong with my pet monkey"
X Link 2026-02-16T02:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Death Egg (2023 Back Patio Press)"
X Link 2026-02-16T16:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"24 yr old and his family of [--]. [----] Kentucky. Rent was $9/month. This is what they took from you"
X Link 2025-08-13T19:27Z [----] followers, 6.6M engagements
"Weeelp. Meep. Somehow got pee INSIDE my pants. ð Usually pee goes outside the pants and in the toilet but not today I guess. Just my luck. Merp"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Which starter are you picking ðĪ"
X Link 2026-02-14T21:55Z [----] followers, 63.8K engagements
"DIY hack: fill buckets up with water put the water in the bucket blood in the bucket fill each and every crack with the teeming waste of yourself putrid leak of each essence slipping and repeat: I am the hole that falls down me"
X Link 2026-02-15T02:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Every truck stop should have this sign -- LIKE if you AGREE"
X Link 2026-02-15T16:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"An experiment I'm doing with my 4-yr old son is every time he interrupts me while I'm working on my 'college novel' asking to play I double the amount of time until our next play session. So far he has collectively accrued two decades until we can play our next game of catch"
X Link 2026-02-15T17:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I don't see the big deal about having a couple beers after [--] days of not drinking. It's not like I'm 'relapsing' on heroin or anything. It's normal and fine to drink beer. I should drink tonight too. Should drink every single night. Always be drunk"
X Link 2026-02-15T17:54Z [----] followers, 30.4K engagements
"Breakfast of a [--] yr old man. Grocery store 'grab n go' chicken in a parking lot. 1:27pm on a Sunday"
X Link 2026-02-15T18:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Some DIY trim work I did"
X Link 2026-02-15T23:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I have lied and manipulated my way into the highest echelons of 'online indie lit'"
X Link 2026-02-16T02:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Nintendo Gamecube snow graphics"
X Link 2026-02-16T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Took a 'Metroid Prime'-seeming walk"
X Link 2026-02-16T20:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"World's largest turd in human history"
X Link 2025-08-20T00:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@panoptisean The gas station near me charges a 'credit card' fee. If you're paying for gas via card you have to pay 10% more. Completely illegal and I am going to call the police or whoever I have to in order to obliterate and destroy them"
X Link 2025-08-20T16:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"I've somehow managed to fail in every fundamental aspect of my life"
X Link 2025-08-21T01:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I landed in the ER today with intense abdominal pain. I didnt mention the diet to the doctors I wanted them to assess things neutrally. The CT scan was clear (no kidney stones ð) but my bloodwork told a different story: High ketones (my bodys in full fat-burning mode) Low red blood cells and hemoglobin Traces of blood and protein in my urine Severe dehydration Sodium potassium and blood sugar all looked fine but the kidney pain really shook me. I planned for [--] days but now Im not so sure. What I do know is this: my body needs water. A lot of it. And maybe it also needs a pause. Health comes"
X Link 2025-08-21T15:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@panoptisean Grinding levels in Pokemon chores dishes empty the cat litter box sweep the floor around the cat litter box do the dishes again make food meal prep research meals do the dishes sweep the floors play some Pokemon"
X Link 2025-08-22T00:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@plasticbagger @troutfishfarms ya.which version of godzilla though this is like saying you're watching 'spiderman'"
X Link 2025-08-22T00:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Friday night dinner of a [--] yr old man who has fundamentally ruined his life"
X Link 2025-08-23T00:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@panoptisean Miss her yet Y'all hated to see a black woman in power so much you voted for a fucking Nazi who took away your healthcare. Don't mind me I'll just be on the coast making all the money that pays for your red state welfare ðĪĢ"
X Link 2025-08-23T21:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I'm from southern Appalachia where Cracker Barrel originated. My family liked CB's menu because of the variety affordability and quality of food. The store and decor were reliably comfortable. The staff was friendly polite and from my community. It's evident you don't have a clue about my roots"
X Link 2025-08-24T15:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Is it just me or is this Gavin Newsom guy pretty cool He's not like other politicians. He tells it like it is and does not give a sht. He's just an ordinary dude like me who isn't afraid to cuss and say frck it"
X Link 2025-08-26T15:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"50 years of fond family memories of stopping at Cracker Barrel gone. Obliterated in an instant"
X Link 2025-08-26T18:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Spotted on Facebook Marketplace"
X Link 2025-08-27T16:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I like very vitriolic partisan politics that do nothing to improve my economic prospects or give me healthcare or stop my tax dollars from starving children in overseas wars that have nothing to do with me. I hate 'Woke Cracker Barrel'"
X Link 2025-08-27T19:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I don't get 'likes' because I don't have anything worth saying. It's ok. No one cares about the vintage McDonald's Apple Pie Tree statue I saw on Facebook marketplace. Usually you can 'go viral' with a wacky post like that but not me. Because I suck. I'm a worm. Worse than dirt"
X Link 2025-08-28T01:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I'm [--] and never developed a marketable skillset or did any form of manual labor whatsoever. I live in rural America. If the economy crashes I could always work at AutoZone or become a hog farmer I guess"
X Link 2025-08-28T15:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"However what is this object in my residence once more and what does it signify ðĪ"
X Link 2025-08-28T21:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"To me the Modest Mouse song 'Truckers Atlas' is essentially the 'Metroid Prime 2' of Modest Mouse discography"
X Link 2025-08-30T01:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"New Mac DeMarco album reminds me of Shadow of the Colossus ost. Sorry to have so many musical opinions in one night -- I'm drunk"
X Link 2025-08-30T02:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"How would I go about repairing this door I broke this in one of my violent temper tantrums but I never learned building or repairing or anything like that. How would I go about fixing this for my mom Its in her room and I feel bad she has to keep looking at it every day"
X Link 2025-09-02T21:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@visualbasic97 I was raised in a 'rich' household and didn't get a job until [--]. I worked for [---] yrs (selling mattresses). Then I got a job again at [--]. I think working for multiple years straight has a lot of dignity and you're paying into social security anyway. I kind of ruined my life"
X Link 2025-09-06T01:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@KelbyLosackBRB I think mainstream is Penguin Random House The New York Times etc. I think it's ok as a smaller publisher to market yourself in a 'facade' if it sells good books. Clash and Back Patio sell good books"
X Link 2025-09-06T03:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Been buying beer with a credit card lately. 1.5% cashback rewards"
X Link 2025-09-09T19:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"After a month living in New York City it finally feels like home"
X Link 2025-09-09T23:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@Y2K_mindset He was [--]. A fucking kid"
X Link 2025-09-10T20:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Drinking a lot because of current events"
X Link 2025-09-10T21:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The leftist passive aggressive 'lmao lol' shrug to Charlie Kirk seems tone deaf because he was basically a feckless debate dork whose brand was arguing with teenagers. I would actually get it if he was a healthcare CEO actively killing people vs a rightwing youtuber"
X Link 2025-09-10T23:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@charmreduction @Y2K_mindset The status quo of allowing Israel to bomb Qatar (who has US security guarantees) the status quo of illegal starvation of children in Gaza These are Charlie Kirk positions I disagree with I don't care who advocates for shit. No one deserves a bullet in their throat"
X Link 2025-09-11T01:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Kinda funny how the FBI has been so castrated under Trump it's about as effective as your average Reddit sleuthing campaign"
X Link 2025-09-11T19:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"It feels powerful to hold politically perfect positions like caring about both starving children in Gaza and Charlie Kirk. I am operating at levels of praxis the average poster cannot comprehend"
X Link 2025-09-11T21:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Shittiest 9/11 of my life. Shittiest summer in years. [----] has been shit shit crap. I wish I could flush this awful year down the drain"
X Link 2025-09-12T03:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@bobdenirofacts Youtube community solidarity. These are the same blood and grit as the guys who make my anime Dragonball Z power level analysis videos"
X Link 2025-09-12T19:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@bartlebytaco ð We're playing 'Pokemon Gold' and are about to tackle the Elite 4"
X Link 2025-09-13T20:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"The original 'Playstation 5'. THE CREEK"
X Link 2025-09-14T16:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Went to my incel friend's house for a beer and video games night morning after he said I could use his shower. Wtf is this"
X Link 2025-09-14T23:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The original Playstation. THE CREEK"
X Link 2025-09-15T19:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Literally me"
X Link 2025-09-16T23:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"My greatest regret in life is I was only in middle school when Obama was president and I didn't get the [----] stimulus check and use it to buy a Nintendo Wii"
X Link 2025-09-18T00:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"When you first start making online indie lit it feels cringe. Your friends and family see it they ask about it maybe even make jokes. But if you can get past that awkward stage and just keep posting it can actually turn into something real. This isnt get rich quick moneybut this payout alone helps with bills groceries or just gives some breathing room. And honestly this is just the tip of the iceberg. People are making life-changing income right here in online indie lit. So if youve been thinking about online indie lit but youre scared of looking silly do it anyway. The same people who laugh"
X Link 2025-09-18T16:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Guy who isn't left- or rightwing he just likes getting people fired over posts they've made on the internet"
X Link 2025-09-18T19:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@tylercdempsey This was so cool to see as a recently published 1st time author. Stuff like this is what makes online indie lit worth it. Btw if you ever need to fill a seat on the podcast I'm always down although I understand if you don't platform writers guilty of crimes against humanity"
X Link 2025-09-19T13:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"My lunch today Culvers chil cheese frys they were really good"
X Link 2025-09-19T16:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@staufeeqazher No Mew and Celebi are optional. I did use the glitch in Red to catch Mew though"
X Link 2025-09-21T14:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Quick little window sill repair. Easy for a DIY handyman like me"
X Link 2025-09-23T01:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Not really scared about climate change because China is about to achieve global dominance and use their advanced technology to fix it. I am however afraid of Chinese global dominance"
X Link 2025-09-24T00:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@plasticbagger What a disgusting low life question. Why would I sexualize the women with some of the most formative influence on my life and opinions. That'd be liking kissing your mother. How dare you"
X Link 2025-09-24T01:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@ermgrrrrr I'm saving up for da N64"
X Link 2025-09-24T15:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"New Pynchon should be about a girl-boss with a can-do attitude pitted against the estate of a loudmouth narcissist businessman turned politician known in conspiratorial circles as 'The Orange Man'. Otherwise it will fail to speak for the current cultural moment"
X Link 2025-09-25T15:08Z [----] followers, 26.9K engagements
"@mainely I always watch TV in hotels -- it's the only place I get to experience cable news"
X Link 2025-09-26T23:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Movies are basically the lowest possible form of art. Whereas video games and literature demand engagement and analysis from their audience the moviecel sits vacantly drooling as their 2hr 50min 'film' force feeds them shallow symbolism and themes. Movies are glorified 'TikToks'"
X Link 2025-09-27T16:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Oh you watched a 2hr 50min reddit movie Cool dude. I was outside farming my pigs doing DIY carpentry like a real man"
X Link 2025-09-27T19:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Will be 'livetweeting' my One Battle After Another experience"
X Link 2025-09-27T22:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"So what even is One Battle After Another. Romantic comedy Marvel superhero What am I in for guys"
X Link 2025-09-27T22:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"One Battle After Another Paul Thomas Anderson's first film in years lands in a moment when reality seems to have caught up with his imaginationbut it has little to tell us about our current era"
X Link 2025-09-28T01:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Three fucking hour long movie and now I have to cook dinner. So much for Saturday night"
X Link 2025-09-28T01:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"This was so misleading/disappointing. Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't even shoot anyone Well this is my fucking night I guess. [--] hours. Three fucking hours https://t.co/TW6Vtd2yLM Well this is my fucking night I guess. [--] hours. Three fucking hours https://t.co/TW6Vtd2yLM"
X Link 2025-09-28T01:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Long day of DIY construction ahead of me tomorrow. Wish I could relax and play video games tonight. But no. Instead I have to cook dinner at 10pm because I watched a movie that's three fucking hours long"
X Link 2025-09-28T02:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@WhatHoARat @plasticbagger I did think it was corny. It felt like a 'Marvel superhero' ending"
X Link 2025-09-28T04:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"HONEST REVIEW OF PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON'S 'ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER' (the last movie I liked was Sonic the Hedgehog [--] so please be kind) I like Magnolia and the Adam Sandler one. I went into this with high expectations -- I was essentially tossing away my Saturday night for a [--] hour long movie. Long movies are not 'working class'. I cashier at Dunkin Donuts for minimum wage and relish my free time. I do not have much of it to waste on '3 hour experimental cinematography'. The opening seemed bad/Reddit. The entire focal point of the first half hour seemed to be 'Rick and Morty'-esque penis"
X Link 2025-09-28T04:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Noticed some rot on my trim so did a quick repair. Child's play for a DIY handyman like myself"
X Link 2025-09-28T19:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I'm a lot like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in 'One Battle After Another'. Really awesome and drinking a bunch of beer. And a little fucked up. Because of my tortured past. But ultimately. a really cool guy who drinks Modelo"
X Link 2025-09-28T20:56Z [----] followers, 39.7K engagements
"@plasticbagger A groyper would assert race is the only thing that matters and his race is what gives him value. Come on dude. Move out of your mom's basement"
X Link 2025-09-28T21:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@plasticbagger A 'Bernie Bro'. Same difference. Enjoy your racism. I'm with Hillary and Kamala"
X Link 2025-09-28T21:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I keep fantasizing myself as the Leonardo DiCaprio main character in the One Battle After Another movie. This is genuinely dangerous. I keep drinking beers and thinking 'literally me'"
X Link 2025-09-28T23:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Ezra's beard here oddly reminds me of playing the Gamecube edition of Soul Caliber II and you could play as Link and do bow and arrow combos"
X Link 2025-09-29T00:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@EpicMasterChief Reddit movie. He should've gone John Wick and there should've been a bunch of awesome close combat fight scenes and he uses his knowledge of bombs to blow a bunch of shit up and destroy the bad guys"
X Link 2025-09-29T14:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@BurialMagazine @karterAKA I'd estimate about 80% of One Battle After Another could be cut. Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't even really need to be in the movie as you doesn't do anything to advance the plot. He's more of a 'filler' character"
X Link 2025-09-29T19:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Intuited 'The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time' while apple picking"
X Link 2025-09-29T21:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Welcome to New England"
X Link 2025-09-30T02:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Feels like every other week or so there's a government shutdown"
X Link 2025-09-30T19:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@ZaidJilani This seems interesting in the context of the recent online Ezra moderation praxis debate. Seems like distancing from toxic mainstream dems like Schumer matters more than the social stuff (in liberal New England states) https://x.com/grahamformaine/status/1968331694882324943t=jNyreqKcmjxLZWI-Xnwf-A&s=19 I am not going to compromise my values. I am not going to speak in platitudes or shy away from the truth. And I certainly am not going to throw immigrants or trans kids under the bus because some consultant told me it polls really well with Republicans."
X Link 2025-10-01T02:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"No one understands how I am able to survive in this wretched world living as I do"
X Link 2025-10-02T03:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Saudi Arabia should host the next AWP"
X Link 2025-10-02T14:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"If you watch the Sam Hyde/Nick Fuentes video and ignore all the racism they sound otherwise indistinguishable from progressive leftists"
X Link 2025-10-02T21:08Z [----] followers, 10.1K engagements
"There was this like golden 'elysium' period of my life when I was [--] & had just got a Nintendo Wii & Halo [--] was coming out & there were monthly glossy video game magazines about how cool the Gravity Hammer was. This was during the [----] recession. I still kind of want to 'go back'"
X Link 2025-10-02T23:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@plasticbagger @WhatHoARat All these replies honestly making me hungry. How do you get the chicken like that. And how to do the potatoes that way. I think brussel sprouts are easy toss in oven or water but how tf you make a chicken like that ð"
X Link 2025-10-04T01:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Starting the Water Temple in Zelda Twilight Princess for the Wii at 12:33am partially drunk. Let's see if baby can remember how to redirect the central puzzle mechanism controlling water flow after a couple Modelos"
X Link 2025-10-04T04:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"This burger cost me $20 at Five Guys. What do you think Would you pay $20 for this burger ðĪ Why or why not"
X Link 2025-10-04T17:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"ðĪĢ Poor little Greta is getting rashes because Israel put her in 'timeout' for violating international law. Maybe if Greta wasn't wearing a diaper she wouldn't get rashes on her soft tushie Maybe Greta needs to grow up and be a big girl who doesn't wear diapers when she wants to share such big grown up opinions like blood libel against Israel. She should be grateful to only endure this much punishment. Israel's patience and mercy is infinite -- if Israel wanted to it could obliterate Gaza in an instant. And yet out of deep benevolence it allows the Gazans to continue drawing breath even as"
X Link 2025-10-04T18:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"FIVE GUYS FUCKED ME Yet again this pathetic excuse of a burger chain has fucked me over right in the ass. Waited [--] mins for my burger. Literally watched the employees behind the counter standing around scrolling on their phones laughing doing ANYTHING except cook my burger. When burger finally comes out it's dry and flavorless. Like chewing cardboard. Onions are cut too thick and floppy not grilled well. Table was dirty and some family decided it was ok to bring their screaming toddler out to dine in public and sat directly next to me. Oh and the best part $33 for a cheeseburger and small"
X Link 2025-10-04T21:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@zacsmithtweeto @mainely @conorhultman No mention I noticed of reading famous writer asdkfjasdlfjd's unpublished manuscript. Mentions of Derek Troy no Duggan though. Nothing has gone right in my life. Everything is against me"
X Link 2025-10-04T21:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"I was surprised Zac hasn't read any Mishima. I value Zac's Japanese lit recommendations a lot. I remember in [----] right in the peak of BLM 'online indie lit' seemed to all collectively read/praise Sailor Who Fell From Grace w the Sea which was ironic or something to me as Mishima is genuinely a fascist. I would start w the sailor book imo"
X Link 2025-10-04T22:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Our tenant vacated as of yesterday and I don't think he's going to be getting his security deposit back. ðĪŠ"
X Link 2025-10-05T15:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@HafPriceBookFan THE ORIGINAL 'PLAYSTATION 4'"
X Link 2025-10-05T21:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I quit writing because I paid $3 to submit my [-----] word short story manuscript to a publisher in [----] and they never replied to it. Fuck you people. Guess I'll squander my youth and talent to become addicted to beer and drink myself to an early death"
X Link 2025-10-05T23:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@okyeahyep FACT CHECK. Biden wrote many strongly worded letters disapproving of Netanyahu's actions"
X Link 2025-10-07T18:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@oystereel Didn't you see my 'welcome to New England' post a few days ago Weed here is as ordinary as Dunkin Donuts"
X Link 2025-10-07T19:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Assuming I have [--] years left to live that's only [-----] days of not being able to drink beer. It's simple to resist the allure of a cold relaxing brew at the end of a hard day if you think about it in these terms"
X Link 2025-10-07T19:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"reneges on your ceasefire agreement and bombs the shit out of you like a boss ð"
X Link 2025-10-09T01:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Nobel Prize Literature Day is always the worst day of the year because it's [--] nonstop hours of discourse about writing and none of it about me. Any writer who wins a Nobel is definitionally 'mainstream' and thus 'normie' and therefore 'Reddit'"
X Link 2025-10-09T13:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@eveningmagic @tao_lin In my small rural town there was a recent festival commemorating horses as 'the greatest invention since fire' due to their profound impact on human civilization"
X Link 2025-10-12T17:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@AnaKrivolapova I find Heineken prices obscene lately maybe due to tariffs (). Haven't noticed similar impact on Modelo/Corona. I wish every gas station had Miller High Life the Champagne of Beer"
X Link 2025-10-12T17:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@plasticbagger Do you think the entire world revolves around New York City It's morning in Tokyo"
X Link 2025-10-12T18:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Have the Nintendo Wii all setup with Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and Kirby's Epic Yarn. But kind of wishing I had Ocarina of Time to play on my Nintendo [--]. Life is a cruel twisted joke"
X Link 2025-10-12T19:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I'm the rare 'swing voter' who is against circumcision and wants a 'North/South Korea'-style solution for Israel and Gaza"
X Link 2025-10-12T22:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"The age of [--] isn't easy. You lose friends you make mistakes you fall you fail you realize things you hit reality you lose yourself but in the end you find yourself and you become stronger"
X Link 2025-10-13T00:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I did not have ketchup on those burgers I posted the other night by the way. Ketchup is not allowed. I had butter on them. Highly recommend the butter burger"
X Link 2025-10-13T16:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@bartlebytaco Usually drinking [--] beers and passing out at 11pm playing the Nintendo Wii would make me a huge pathetic burnout loser but for some reason if it's Modelo I feel like a cool character from a movie"
X Link 2025-10-13T16:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"There's something vaguely satanic about the Nintendo 'fabric-themed' games like Kirby's Epic Yarn Yoshi's Woolly World etc I feel"
X Link 2025-10-13T17:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I'm happy when I'm doing things like drinking beer playing video games and opening Pokemon card packs. I'm upset and scared when I'm looking for a job. I should prioritize the former and not think about the latter and qualify this as 'self-care' I feel"
X Link 2025-10-17T00:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Recalled bowing appeasingly to flustered ex-boss and thinking with a shit-grin 'I've developed too many brain cells to learn how to mop'"
X Link 2016-07-03T06:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
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