#  @anton_labae Didi Cornichon des “Razmoket” Didi Cornichon des “Razmoket” posts on X about in the, if you, night, god the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::85213675/interactions)  - [--] Week [------] +2,114% - [--] Month [-------] +3,968% - [--] Months [-------] -62% - [--] Year [---------] +588% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::85213675/posts_active)  - [--] Months [--] +67% - [--] Year [---] +52% ### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::85213675/followers)  - [--] Week [-----] -0.09% - [--] Month [-----] -0.06% - [--] Months [-----] -0.76% - [--] Year [-----] -1.40% ### CreatorRank: undefined [#](/creator/twitter::85213675/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 3.96% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 2.97% [stocks](/list/stocks) 2.97% [social networks](/list/social-networks) 1.98% [finance](/list/finance) 1.98% [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands) 0.99% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands) 0.99% [currencies](/list/currencies) 0.99% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 0.99% [musicians](/list/musicians) 0.99% **Social topic influence** [in the](/topic/in-the) 5.94%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 4.95%, [night](/topic/night) 2.97%, [god](/topic/god) 2.97%, [this is](/topic/this-is) 2.97%, [wrong](/topic/wrong) 2.97%, [sydney](/topic/sydney) 1.98%, [auction](/topic/auction) 1.98%, [oak](/topic/oak) 1.98%, [me in](/topic/me-in) 1.98% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@donottestme](/creator/undefined) [@ipadlatino](/creator/undefined) [@trentyarwood](/creator/undefined) [@marrowing](/creator/undefined) [@lizharvey](/creator/undefined) [@brocklesnitch](/creator/undefined) [@nopoweradeinusa](/creator/undefined) [@maximumchips](/creator/undefined) [@horselythighs](/creator/undefined) [@popcornhistory](/creator/undefined) [@ahammerboy](/creator/undefined) [@nicoleofmelb](/creator/undefined) [@quiethomeboy](/creator/undefined) [@citizencone](/creator/undefined) [@khalessie](/creator/undefined) [@potetnese](/creator/undefined) [@vileslug](/creator/undefined) [@katefeetie](/creator/undefined) [@teethfeelweird](/creator/undefined) [@izzzzzz](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [FIGS, Inc (FIGS)](/topic/figs) [DoorDash Inc. (DASH)](/topic/doordash) [PSYOP (PSYOP)](/topic/$psyop) [Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/$spot) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "american comedian not understanding the extremely attentive US style of waiting tables reads as scheming vizier to those unfamiliar with it. "and how are our first bites🙃" what why. what have you done to me" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2017139017876459910) 2026-01-30T07:33Z [----] followers, 148.6K engagements "my building's resident nosy old drunk kept asking questions until she learned of my cushion night school attendance and said "i don't need to learn interior design because i can already do it. i have this gift. i see something and i know where to put it" damn that's awesome" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2018976748961161507) 2026-02-04T09:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "i am a big loser but i will tear up on approach into sydney.there she is approaching Sydney airport vs approaching Tullamarine https://t.co/Ekh5EGm9qu approaching Sydney airport vs approaching Tullamarine https://t.co/Ekh5EGm9qu" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2020306912651383128) 2026-02-08T01:21Z [----] followers, 47.2K engagements "love getting an audacious lowball offer on fb marketplace then clicking through to the shit they're flogging and it's like "sandals purchased in santorini" "vintage burberry" "doc martens new daughter didn't like them" "pickup mosman" you don't get rich giving it away ig" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2022857959714488595) 2026-02-15T02:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@iPad_Latino @do_not_test_me idk if these are to your taste but i wanted kitschy ones and temu of all places came through. thanks for nothing myer" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2002212036084912466) 2025-12-20T02:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@do_not_test_me @iPad_Latino thank you :))) and YEAH it is" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2002228167042593148) 2025-12-20T04:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@maximum_chips the criminally underrated PEAR is my number one. then figs. number [--] tossup between raspberries and plums" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2002344809961566611) 2025-12-20T11:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@horselythighs you're gonna hate me for this but she doesn't. i am a ridiculously heavy sleeper but sean has said all she does is scuttle around and crunch her biscuits" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2005786190352658798) 2025-12-29T23:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@popcornhistory unfortunately it doesn't beat someone bringing me tray of breakfast and a pot of tea in bed i should def return the favour for him though and i have some panettone hanging around which would make a killer bread pudding/french toast so ty for the idea love french toast" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2005791082928656498) 2025-12-30T00:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "got this lovely '20s oak mirror at auction for the paltry sum of $70 to replace the one that was in there and it rocks. unfortunately an attractive bakelite powerpoint to replace the one which is currently sticking out like dogs' nuts will also be $70 but one thing at a time" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2005792946202046898) 2025-12-30T00:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "if you are in sydney and want an old dressing table lmk before we take it to the bower or similar. can deliver. also have the old bathroom mirror thingo which i didn't take a pic of but it's this one. nothing special but you can see yourself in it and put shit on it idk" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2005809362753753489) 2025-12-30T01:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "help normally if i haven't slept i do something cracked like buy blue eyeshadow but this time i somehow remembered my shrink saying lots of TAFE is free if you have adhd now and the most appealing one i found was interior decorating and ive accidentally enrolled in Curtain School" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2007961339927708136) 2026-01-04T23:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@A_Hammer_Boy it is my favourite leg too to be fair" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2008806162876268564) 2026-01-07T07:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "there is some fucking disney cruise ship in the harbour testing out its "when you wish upon a star" foghorn repeatedly and if they don't cut it out i am going to go down there and make the titanic disaster look like a fun day at the beach" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2009152067403948497) 2026-01-08T06:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "old fart post but i read or hear the word "disinterested" several times a day and on average it is used correctly zero times a day" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2013205069320118605) 2026-01-19T11:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@nicoleofmelb she's BIG am shook at how hefty and muscly she is when she jumps onto you it's like OOF lol" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2014477272343044501) 2026-01-22T23:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@quiet_homeboy oh no please doordash some hydralyte too catty im praying for you" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2015302476774432988) 2026-01-25T05:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@do_not_test_me @Citizen_cone [--] that is very nice of u i was worried it was a silly answer 😭" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2016069886884381176) 2026-01-27T08:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@trentyarwood @marrowing look youre a dr and im not but i dunno how either of us would go blithely telling a burns victim that actually skin is always regenerating" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/964777095636271104) 2018-02-17T08:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@trentyarwood @marrowing thats still gonna need a big ole graft at least right" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/964779937470148609) 2018-02-17T08:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "tag on a horny photo: nsfw my brain reading after three schooeys of reschs pilsener: new south fucken wales" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1100352602506616833) 2019-02-26T11:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "fucking look me in the eye and tell me that all clarinet music does not sound like mouse hijinks" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1247715380392534021) 2020-04-08T02:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "the whole world can be convulsing with disease and rage and [--] ancient english women with [--] green teeth between them will still be like caw guvnah but what about me crustey ole fanny" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1269431437645590528) 2020-06-07T00:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "exercise is such a fucked concept for a long life and a calm mind its important to microdose injury every day what" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1414903126818136065) 2021-07-13T11:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "the pussy phrenology thread is just a psyop to get me to publicly admit that i have a huge left flap and a left tilting cervix so whenever i get hit from the back i just crawl round and round in circles like when you pull the left rein on an anxious horse to get it to stop" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1640311041933598721) 2023-03-27T11:13Z [----] followers, 24.4K engagements "@_lizharvey i thought id try it to write work emails because i write millions and hate it but realised that by the time i write out the prompt etc it takes just as much time and effort to write the email. it would probably be great for writing emails if i was too dumb to write emails" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1861191270149796070) 2024-11-25T23:32Z [----] followers, 43.5K engagements "swear to god some of the idiots on the road these days drive like they got their license in a box of cornflakes smh http://t.co/KHA85OfQee" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/503416242628071424) 2014-08-24T05:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "i hate art. fuck all art. all forms of art: music painting literature swimming boggle the whole lot. garbage. fuck it all" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/656253280624902144) 2015-10-19T23:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "technically when i do it its supertweeting not subtweeting bc i am fine w naming whoever. [--] beers and my feed turns into romper room. johnathan can get fucked today. kate can get fucked today. annette joe clertid bennifer: you can all get fucked today" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/980229884843761664) 2018-03-31T23:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "christ growing up is just requiring more and more fckn doodads to sleep isnt it. got ur mouthguard anti-cramp socks 1L of water and a dull book humidifier on tooken ur tranquillisers got ur wakefulness-b-gone stackhat on u lil bitch fuck man" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1004030339679805441) 2018-06-05T16:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "in possibly the hottest instance of foreplay of all time news: matched w a visiting baroque violinist on tinder he put aside a ticket for me in the priciest section i watched him cut absolutely sick on some 18th century court bangers then i left without meeting him" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1039848014456664064) 2018-09-12T12:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "nobody gives back change properly anymore put the coins in my hand FIRST then hand me the notes do not hand me this fckn mess of notes with coins plonked in the middle i am not going to wrap it up and tie it to a stick to put over my shoulder like an old timey cartoon drifter Here is a beautiful hill. Quote tweet this with the pettiest argument that would make you gladly die on this hill. https://t.co/nD3T89Dzso Here is a beautiful hill. Quote tweet this with the pettiest argument that would make you gladly die on this hill. https://t.co/nD3T89Dzso" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1051309560546254848) 2018-10-14T03:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "some tanked as shit english bitch straight up grabbed my phone to check my lock screen bc she lost hers and thought id stolen it as if her porridgey inbred arse hasnt just given it to a bartender like CHARGE ME FONE GUVNA then forgotten" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1114490021375909888) 2019-04-06T11:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "all bisexuals know is tori amos science fiction not driving high waist pants eat hot chip and lie" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1168100306795712512) 2019-09-01T09:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "ive had five beers which i did not pay for so im just going to come out and say it: this is no dumber than astrology i will play along with astrology bc my friends are into it and i love my friends but moon water is what space fascism sounds like when u talk about it to me" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1227932647722143747) 2020-02-13T12:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "everything sucks and ive been broke and tired for [--] years but when im reminded that vets etc give pets your surname to identify them.so they have two names like a people.that shits fckn cute" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1231809001249050625) 2020-02-24T05:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@khal_essie @potetnese the one where ah you seem queer enough so you must be actually gay but in denial is another biphobia classic hit in this vein love it" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1278229411158884353) 2020-07-01T07:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "an immense fuckin what #WeatherWednesday An immense Jellyfish Sprite briefly appeared above a distant thunderstorm on July 2nd [----]. Sprites are large electrical discharges associated with lightning strikes and occur high above storms in the mesophere and lower ionosphere. Image credit: S Hummel. https://t.co/RXkgVs1Gbu #WeatherWednesday An immense Jellyfish Sprite briefly appeared above a distant thunderstorm on July 2nd [----]. Sprites are large electrical discharges associated with lightning strikes and occur high above storms in the mesophere and lower ionosphere. Image credit: S Hummel." [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1293751670510194688) 2020-08-13T03:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "why is every adult except me an absolute fucking coward at eating cake idgi every damned time ooh just a sliver for me a tiny teeny little bitty incy jesus fucking wept" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1392349470654750721) 2021-05-12T05:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "not sure if you guys have heard of this highly advanced new communication technique ive gotten into recently aged [--] but did you know that if youre a bit unclear about a relationship of any kind you can actually just ask the person about it instead of driving yourself insane" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1501800223378931712) 2022-03-10T06:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "all i want is a hot man with a fat hog who has never heard of a god damned thing" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1503170367762071552) 2022-03-14T00:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "nauurr is the best thing to ever happen to the australian accent. the only two jokes we copped before that were shrimp on the barbie (wrong) and dingos got my baby (mean). maybe crikey (rip) but nauurr is actually an accurate roast of how dumb we sound and we deserve it" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1555419108233314304) 2022-08-05T05:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "would like to shut up both the americans and the melbournians re: the MCG not being surrounded by huge parking lots: its not because australians are chic euro style PT-lovers. its because we are insane binge drinkers and if we could drive to sporting events wed all be dead" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1759715046194811343) 2024-02-19T23:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@vileslug what if he had bad vibes or was just unpleasant to be around" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1763325289550303566) 2024-02-29T22:08Z [----] followers, 12.4K engagements "@katefeetie are they just newer youre supposed to replace pillows every two years. i dont know if theres any truth to that or if its a lie spread by Big Pillow to keep us broke but it could be why yours dont feel as good" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1813043426696499552) 2024-07-16T02:50Z [----] followers, 29.1K engagements "@teethfeelweird people have mentioned heavy drinking but youve also got to make sure you never exercise. pushing screen time to 19h so you could get sleep to that magic [--] hour a night point would help too" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1844241956228247722) 2024-10-10T05:02Z [----] followers, 21.7K engagements "@_lizharvey idk how big the aus sizes are but the amount of times ive woken up hungover and had my life saved by a leftover half a mcdonalds coke thats been sweating overnight.it is several times" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1883316703448461378) 2025-01-26T00:51Z [----] followers, 17.2K engagements "that lola young song is the final boss of this terrible taylor swift boygenius school of songwriting where you just kindof artlessly rattle off your faults oh and then i got drunk and cheated and i have anxiety and a pooey bum get up off the floor and write a song jesus christ" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1902258191355818364) 2025-03-19T07:17Z [----] followers, 148.7K engagements "@Brocklesnitch i full belly laughed oh my god" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1933329212167037110) 2025-06-13T01:02Z [----] followers, 40.4K engagements "@i_zzzzzz there's also no cooling off period if you sign as soon as the auction ends (which is customary) so if you don't get the loan or haven't done a building inspection beforehand and it turns out the house is fucked you forfeit your deposit if you need to back out lol" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1970296844669648989) 2025-09-23T01:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "they told me i was crazy.they said "ces you are not going to find a 17th century oak chest on fb marketplace. not in australia for $300. some guy in blacktown who buys storage units does not have one of those". but i knew when i saw those hinges and joints.i'd Shown them All" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1970468505842786325) 2025-09-23T12:41Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements "dad refused to babytalk when I was a baby and the idea of this stern stoner dude just talking to a baby like "do you like steely dan"" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/491448021855375361) 2014-07-22T05:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "every time i've seen someone say 'but i don't want it shoved down my throat' they've meant 'ignoring really benign stuff is hard i'm a baby'" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/657215060360560641) 2015-10-22T15:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "the nice stoner at work was telling a story about a tortoise but he forgot the word "tortoise" and said "turtis" and i cant stop laughing" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/794315152036245504) 2016-11-03T23:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "🎶so here's a story from A to Z u wanna nut in me u gotta buy the IUD" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/872041563567861760) 2017-06-06T10:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "i paid for a beer in cash last night and the bartender said yes cash loving it and i said same ive been getting back into acoustic money recently and she did not laugh" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/997607844240244742) 2018-05-18T22:40Z [----] followers, 96.4K engagements "@KielenKingMusic joke dr omg" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/997901450314313728) 2018-05-19T18:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "might fuck around and get fingerbashed by a few men below my station then marry a king without disclosing my thotty past and get executed for it" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1023396441136353280) 2018-07-29T02:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "u: Fridge surprise 😂 me an intellectual: left doeuvres" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1024243404060782597) 2018-07-31T10:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "throwing a versailles themed gender reveal party all of my dumb rich friends are going to stand in my room staring right at my pussy until the baby comes out and if its an heir i get some new earbobs but if its not then i cant make eye contact with anyone for [--] months" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1049212910386339840) 2018-10-08T08:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "i went to have a look to see if pauline has said anything since this tweet she hasnt but her last two have been retweets about.no you have to go look for yourself its too good Why the silence @PaulineHansonOz You wanted cameras in every mosque. And now you see through one what those people were actually doing: peacefully praying. Why the silence @PaulineHansonOz You wanted cameras in every mosque. And now you see through one what those people were actually doing: peacefully praying" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1106872702764281856) 2019-03-16T10:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "fuck i just remembered that im either going to get old or die young. Shit" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1148170842485841920) 2019-07-08T10:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "tired: nobody loves me wired: everybody loves me but theyre doing it wrong" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1186038615765221376) 2019-10-20T21:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "tired: christmas is a christian holiday to celebrate the birth of christ wired: um actually christmas is a pagan holiday to celebrate winter solstice inspired: christmas is a capitalist holiday invented by the industrial revolution to celebrate landfill" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1210048279037108224) 2019-12-26T04:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "ask not for whom the vengabus comes" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1307807087670386688) 2020-09-20T22:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@collnsmith my sassy beatles take is that anyone who listens to their discography in chronological order and isnt gobsmacked at the fact that the same four dudes made all of those records in [--] years is a fucking idiot" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1309676934532538371) 2020-09-26T02:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@stefinitely85 @Brocklesnitch howdy stranger this may not be news to you so apologies if i am being a fool here but all of mine are like this and then at [--] i learned that i had adhd the whole time lol" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1317757968952168450) 2020-10-18T09:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "people who did not get an adhd diagnosis until well until adulthood will be pleased to know that the whole debts arent real if theyre over [--] years old thing is legit hahahaaa take that AGL commbank and literally every telco you got hotbaked ya fucken suckholes" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1328623331730366466) 2020-11-17T08:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "going to go on a date and try to under promise and over deliver. gonna tell him my pussy is terrible. absolute bearded mussel meat tray in the sun taxidermy fail of a hole. completely unupholstered pussy. zero slime stinks like a durian godlessly bad. wish me luck" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1485053374680944640) 2022-01-23T00:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "if you take one probiotic capsule orally and another one vaginally you are essentially being spit roasted by a billion little guys. And i think thats beautiful" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1577255932202913795) 2022-10-04T11:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "cannot believe that the youth of today have had no problem getting into everyone from kate bush to hildegard von bingen but tori amos remains a gen x footnote. are you fucking joking. where is boys for pele in these fucking memes. come the fuck on" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1638842539808808960) 2023-03-23T09:58Z [----] followers, 47.8K engagements "@someofmybest oh this has been repeated as fact since the 90s its so funny" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1678718120259891200) 2023-07-11T10:49Z [----] followers, 91.3K engagements "@moonyeyed everyone who has no experience of ED is like naurr you should never comment on peoples bodies and everyone who has ever had one is like no no if your friend is looking fucked up skinny you should yell at them its fine" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1866383775086633136) 2024-12-10T07:25Z [----] followers, 27.9K engagements "@NEET_Shamanka would shit all over a top [---] from booktok thats for sure" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1877586578933166185) 2025-01-10T05:21Z [----] followers, 16.4K engagements "ravioli potion sizes are a joke serves four yeah right four me four my dinner" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1912811477842694195) 2025-04-17T10:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "this was my beef with ethical non-monogamy when i was single. what was once the domain of trekkies (COMPLIMENTARY would bang) became a buzzword for straight men to feel smart for treating six women like shit at once. i say i say back in my day we called them bounders and cads ugh sorry ik dating app screenshot posting is cringe and im addicted to it but how do u not realize ill do monogamy if what we have is really good is an insanely selfish thing to say https://t.co/39dOp3AyOx ugh sorry ik dating app screenshot posting is cringe and im addicted to it but how do u not realize ill do monogamy" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1942371728052920485) 2025-07-07T23:54Z [----] followers, 34.2K engagements "@darth__mouth my fianc (hot) is constantly extolling the virtues of engine braking and how excited he is to teach me once i get my head around driving an automatic without dying" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1946087688282726879) 2025-07-18T06:00Z [----] followers, 70.2K engagements "sean is the most sartorially ambivalent man i've been with and after an aggressive two month nagging campaign i've sat him down to buy shoes because his are full of holes and i feel like jane goodall he's muttering "i do not like this" and measuring his feet and shit" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1955956861175521625) 2025-08-14T11:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements ""i am doing this because i love you" mate you are going to get trenchfoot" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1955958424342258110) 2025-08-14T11:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "unfortunately didn't get the rapture for my bday this year but who can forget my 22nd birthday when i actually did" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1970299000445337717) 2025-09-23T01:27Z [----] followers, 56.7K engagements "found another one listed firstdibs price does not equal selling price but the pawnbroker was like "i'd give you $1k for it today but since you got it so cheap i'd just hang onto it until it goes up more" nice guy lol" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1980016733001072847) 2025-10-19T21:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@siIversparrow get a goldsmith/bench jeweller to make you a pair with some nice labs or moissanite I had a copy made of some earrings I was obsessed with for less than 1/10 of the price of the originals and they turned out great :)" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/1980045073158185053) 2025-10-19T22:55Z [----] followers, 36.1K engagements "@tomorrowsashes 💔 being able to eat chicken unpestered in my own home was so boring. it does get better but man does it suck" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/2016668590632817006) 2026-01-29T00:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "reminder that once i wiped my period blood off a guy's dick & smeared it onto his forehead and whispered "simba." after sex on the 1st date" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/359499394309033985) 2013-07-23T02:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "do u guys remember the time I flashed the guy drawing the texas lottery and my pal took a photo of his reaction http://t.co/onbd14sSgK" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/410275407078764545) 2013-12-10T05:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "this is the greatest thing I've ever seen http://t.co/ORmH5Y7y24" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/647701983357341696) 2015-09-26T09:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "i see ppl dissing man caves as a bro culture thing but i've kept my collection of rare/vintage men in underground storage for years idgi" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/666994824575188992) 2015-11-18T15:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "fuck enya is goals" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/725154731182555136) 2016-04-27T02:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "👑❤ dump him [----] ❤👑" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/778364140620439552) 2016-09-20T22:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "have you ever retired a human by mistake" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/792668495192350720) 2016-10-30T10:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "protect queensland at all costs" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/847692530942566400) 2017-03-31T06:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@nopoweradeinusa "raw pillow" i am crying" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/888627515492716549) 2017-07-22T05:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@bvrcoe @nopoweradeinusa He Thought Everyone Called It a Raw Pillow" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/888651129340411904) 2017-07-22T06:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "what if the solution to all my problems was. .a small dog" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/889295619214495744) 2017-07-24T01:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "ppl: i cant even write a [----] word essay without a dexie do u think i have adhd me: the thing i hate abt electric toothbrushes is that unlike acoustic ones you cant bite down on them to temporarily free up your hands to clean the fridge. sorry did u ask me a question" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/975195183896653829) 2018-03-18T02:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "jesus didnt die for my sins in a motorcycle accident [---] years ago today so that i could sit around flicking myself off like some sort of incel. by rights i should be getting rawdogged by some graphic designer or whatever rn. not cool" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/979567724081725440) 2018-03-30T03:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@synchronaut disagree acoustic is funnier because it's more wrong" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/997763004169994240) 2018-05-19T08:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@Hermit_Thrush thank you" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/997763197980499968) 2018-05-19T08:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "damn everyone is real nice. a couple ppl have asked if this is on spotify and yes it is under ces hotbake 🤓" [X Link](https://x.com/anton_labae/status/998014545485447168) 2018-05-20T01:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@anton_labae Didi Cornichon des “Razmoket”Didi Cornichon des “Razmoket” posts on X about in the, if you, night, god the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.
Social category influence technology brands 3.96% travel destinations 2.97% stocks 2.97% social networks 1.98% finance 1.98% luxury brands 0.99% fashion brands 0.99% currencies 0.99% celebrities 0.99% musicians 0.99%
Social topic influence in the 5.94%, if you 4.95%, night 2.97%, god 2.97%, this is 2.97%, wrong 2.97%, sydney 1.98%, auction 1.98%, oak 1.98%, me in 1.98%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @donottestme @ipadlatino @trentyarwood @marrowing @lizharvey @brocklesnitch @nopoweradeinusa @maximumchips @horselythighs @popcornhistory @ahammerboy @nicoleofmelb @quiethomeboy @citizencone @khalessie @potetnese @vileslug @katefeetie @teethfeelweird @izzzzzz
Top assets mentioned FIGS, Inc (FIGS) DoorDash Inc. (DASH) PSYOP (PSYOP) Spotify Technology (SPOT)
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"american comedian not understanding the extremely attentive US style of waiting tables reads as scheming vizier to those unfamiliar with it. "and how are our first bites🙃" what why. what have you done to me"
X Link 2026-01-30T07:33Z [----] followers, 148.6K engagements
"my building's resident nosy old drunk kept asking questions until she learned of my cushion night school attendance and said "i don't need to learn interior design because i can already do it. i have this gift. i see something and i know where to put it" damn that's awesome"
X Link 2026-02-04T09:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"i am a big loser but i will tear up on approach into sydney.there she is approaching Sydney airport vs approaching Tullamarine https://t.co/Ekh5EGm9qu approaching Sydney airport vs approaching Tullamarine https://t.co/Ekh5EGm9qu"
X Link 2026-02-08T01:21Z [----] followers, 47.2K engagements
"love getting an audacious lowball offer on fb marketplace then clicking through to the shit they're flogging and it's like "sandals purchased in santorini" "vintage burberry" "doc martens new daughter didn't like them" "pickup mosman" you don't get rich giving it away ig"
X Link 2026-02-15T02:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@iPad_Latino @do_not_test_me idk if these are to your taste but i wanted kitschy ones and temu of all places came through. thanks for nothing myer"
X Link 2025-12-20T02:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@do_not_test_me @iPad_Latino thank you :))) and YEAH it is"
X Link 2025-12-20T04:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@maximum_chips the criminally underrated PEAR is my number one. then figs. number [--] tossup between raspberries and plums"
X Link 2025-12-20T11:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@horselythighs you're gonna hate me for this but she doesn't. i am a ridiculously heavy sleeper but sean has said all she does is scuttle around and crunch her biscuits"
X Link 2025-12-29T23:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@popcornhistory unfortunately it doesn't beat someone bringing me tray of breakfast and a pot of tea in bed i should def return the favour for him though and i have some panettone hanging around which would make a killer bread pudding/french toast so ty for the idea love french toast"
X Link 2025-12-30T00:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"got this lovely '20s oak mirror at auction for the paltry sum of $70 to replace the one that was in there and it rocks. unfortunately an attractive bakelite powerpoint to replace the one which is currently sticking out like dogs' nuts will also be $70 but one thing at a time"
X Link 2025-12-30T00:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"if you are in sydney and want an old dressing table lmk before we take it to the bower or similar. can deliver. also have the old bathroom mirror thingo which i didn't take a pic of but it's this one. nothing special but you can see yourself in it and put shit on it idk"
X Link 2025-12-30T01:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"help normally if i haven't slept i do something cracked like buy blue eyeshadow but this time i somehow remembered my shrink saying lots of TAFE is free if you have adhd now and the most appealing one i found was interior decorating and ive accidentally enrolled in Curtain School"
X Link 2026-01-04T23:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@A_Hammer_Boy it is my favourite leg too to be fair"
X Link 2026-01-07T07:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"there is some fucking disney cruise ship in the harbour testing out its "when you wish upon a star" foghorn repeatedly and if they don't cut it out i am going to go down there and make the titanic disaster look like a fun day at the beach"
X Link 2026-01-08T06:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"old fart post but i read or hear the word "disinterested" several times a day and on average it is used correctly zero times a day"
X Link 2026-01-19T11:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@nicoleofmelb she's BIG am shook at how hefty and muscly she is when she jumps onto you it's like OOF lol"
X Link 2026-01-22T23:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@quiet_homeboy oh no please doordash some hydralyte too catty im praying for you"
X Link 2026-01-25T05:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@do_not_test_me @Citizen_cone [--] that is very nice of u i was worried it was a silly answer 😭"
X Link 2026-01-27T08:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@trentyarwood @marrowing look youre a dr and im not but i dunno how either of us would go blithely telling a burns victim that actually skin is always regenerating"
X Link 2018-02-17T08:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@trentyarwood @marrowing thats still gonna need a big ole graft at least right"
X Link 2018-02-17T08:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"tag on a horny photo: nsfw my brain reading after three schooeys of reschs pilsener: new south fucken wales"
X Link 2019-02-26T11:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"fucking look me in the eye and tell me that all clarinet music does not sound like mouse hijinks"
X Link 2020-04-08T02:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"the whole world can be convulsing with disease and rage and [--] ancient english women with [--] green teeth between them will still be like caw guvnah but what about me crustey ole fanny"
X Link 2020-06-07T00:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"exercise is such a fucked concept for a long life and a calm mind its important to microdose injury every day what"
X Link 2021-07-13T11:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"the pussy phrenology thread is just a psyop to get me to publicly admit that i have a huge left flap and a left tilting cervix so whenever i get hit from the back i just crawl round and round in circles like when you pull the left rein on an anxious horse to get it to stop"
X Link 2023-03-27T11:13Z [----] followers, 24.4K engagements
"@_lizharvey i thought id try it to write work emails because i write millions and hate it but realised that by the time i write out the prompt etc it takes just as much time and effort to write the email. it would probably be great for writing emails if i was too dumb to write emails"
X Link 2024-11-25T23:32Z [----] followers, 43.5K engagements
"swear to god some of the idiots on the road these days drive like they got their license in a box of cornflakes smh http://t.co/KHA85OfQee"
X Link 2014-08-24T05:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"i hate art. fuck all art. all forms of art: music painting literature swimming boggle the whole lot. garbage. fuck it all"
X Link 2015-10-19T23:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"technically when i do it its supertweeting not subtweeting bc i am fine w naming whoever. [--] beers and my feed turns into romper room. johnathan can get fucked today. kate can get fucked today. annette joe clertid bennifer: you can all get fucked today"
X Link 2018-03-31T23:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"christ growing up is just requiring more and more fckn doodads to sleep isnt it. got ur mouthguard anti-cramp socks 1L of water and a dull book humidifier on tooken ur tranquillisers got ur wakefulness-b-gone stackhat on u lil bitch fuck man"
X Link 2018-06-05T16:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"in possibly the hottest instance of foreplay of all time news: matched w a visiting baroque violinist on tinder he put aside a ticket for me in the priciest section i watched him cut absolutely sick on some 18th century court bangers then i left without meeting him"
X Link 2018-09-12T12:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"nobody gives back change properly anymore put the coins in my hand FIRST then hand me the notes do not hand me this fckn mess of notes with coins plonked in the middle i am not going to wrap it up and tie it to a stick to put over my shoulder like an old timey cartoon drifter Here is a beautiful hill. Quote tweet this with the pettiest argument that would make you gladly die on this hill. https://t.co/nD3T89Dzso Here is a beautiful hill. Quote tweet this with the pettiest argument that would make you gladly die on this hill. https://t.co/nD3T89Dzso"
X Link 2018-10-14T03:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"some tanked as shit english bitch straight up grabbed my phone to check my lock screen bc she lost hers and thought id stolen it as if her porridgey inbred arse hasnt just given it to a bartender like CHARGE ME FONE GUVNA then forgotten"
X Link 2019-04-06T11:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"all bisexuals know is tori amos science fiction not driving high waist pants eat hot chip and lie"
X Link 2019-09-01T09:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"ive had five beers which i did not pay for so im just going to come out and say it: this is no dumber than astrology i will play along with astrology bc my friends are into it and i love my friends but moon water is what space fascism sounds like when u talk about it to me"
X Link 2020-02-13T12:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"everything sucks and ive been broke and tired for [--] years but when im reminded that vets etc give pets your surname to identify them.so they have two names like a people.that shits fckn cute"
X Link 2020-02-24T05:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@khal_essie @potetnese the one where ah you seem queer enough so you must be actually gay but in denial is another biphobia classic hit in this vein love it"
X Link 2020-07-01T07:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"an immense fuckin what #WeatherWednesday An immense Jellyfish Sprite briefly appeared above a distant thunderstorm on July 2nd [----]. Sprites are large electrical discharges associated with lightning strikes and occur high above storms in the mesophere and lower ionosphere. Image credit: S Hummel. https://t.co/RXkgVs1Gbu #WeatherWednesday An immense Jellyfish Sprite briefly appeared above a distant thunderstorm on July 2nd [----]. Sprites are large electrical discharges associated with lightning strikes and occur high above storms in the mesophere and lower ionosphere. Image credit: S Hummel."
X Link 2020-08-13T03:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"why is every adult except me an absolute fucking coward at eating cake idgi every damned time ooh just a sliver for me a tiny teeny little bitty incy jesus fucking wept"
X Link 2021-05-12T05:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"not sure if you guys have heard of this highly advanced new communication technique ive gotten into recently aged [--] but did you know that if youre a bit unclear about a relationship of any kind you can actually just ask the person about it instead of driving yourself insane"
X Link 2022-03-10T06:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"all i want is a hot man with a fat hog who has never heard of a god damned thing"
X Link 2022-03-14T00:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"nauurr is the best thing to ever happen to the australian accent. the only two jokes we copped before that were shrimp on the barbie (wrong) and dingos got my baby (mean). maybe crikey (rip) but nauurr is actually an accurate roast of how dumb we sound and we deserve it"
X Link 2022-08-05T05:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"would like to shut up both the americans and the melbournians re: the MCG not being surrounded by huge parking lots: its not because australians are chic euro style PT-lovers. its because we are insane binge drinkers and if we could drive to sporting events wed all be dead"
X Link 2024-02-19T23:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@vileslug what if he had bad vibes or was just unpleasant to be around"
X Link 2024-02-29T22:08Z [----] followers, 12.4K engagements
"@katefeetie are they just newer youre supposed to replace pillows every two years. i dont know if theres any truth to that or if its a lie spread by Big Pillow to keep us broke but it could be why yours dont feel as good"
X Link 2024-07-16T02:50Z [----] followers, 29.1K engagements
"@teethfeelweird people have mentioned heavy drinking but youve also got to make sure you never exercise. pushing screen time to 19h so you could get sleep to that magic [--] hour a night point would help too"
X Link 2024-10-10T05:02Z [----] followers, 21.7K engagements
"@_lizharvey idk how big the aus sizes are but the amount of times ive woken up hungover and had my life saved by a leftover half a mcdonalds coke thats been sweating overnight.it is several times"
X Link 2025-01-26T00:51Z [----] followers, 17.2K engagements
"that lola young song is the final boss of this terrible taylor swift boygenius school of songwriting where you just kindof artlessly rattle off your faults oh and then i got drunk and cheated and i have anxiety and a pooey bum get up off the floor and write a song jesus christ"
X Link 2025-03-19T07:17Z [----] followers, 148.7K engagements
"@Brocklesnitch i full belly laughed oh my god"
X Link 2025-06-13T01:02Z [----] followers, 40.4K engagements
"@i_zzzzzz there's also no cooling off period if you sign as soon as the auction ends (which is customary) so if you don't get the loan or haven't done a building inspection beforehand and it turns out the house is fucked you forfeit your deposit if you need to back out lol"
X Link 2025-09-23T01:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"they told me i was crazy.they said "ces you are not going to find a 17th century oak chest on fb marketplace. not in australia for $300. some guy in blacktown who buys storage units does not have one of those". but i knew when i saw those hinges and joints.i'd Shown them All"
X Link 2025-09-23T12:41Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements
"dad refused to babytalk when I was a baby and the idea of this stern stoner dude just talking to a baby like "do you like steely dan""
X Link 2014-07-22T05:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"every time i've seen someone say 'but i don't want it shoved down my throat' they've meant 'ignoring really benign stuff is hard i'm a baby'"
X Link 2015-10-22T15:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"the nice stoner at work was telling a story about a tortoise but he forgot the word "tortoise" and said "turtis" and i cant stop laughing"
X Link 2016-11-03T23:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"🎶so here's a story from A to Z u wanna nut in me u gotta buy the IUD"
X Link 2017-06-06T10:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"i paid for a beer in cash last night and the bartender said yes cash loving it and i said same ive been getting back into acoustic money recently and she did not laugh"
X Link 2018-05-18T22:40Z [----] followers, 96.4K engagements
"@KielenKingMusic joke dr omg"
X Link 2018-05-19T18:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"might fuck around and get fingerbashed by a few men below my station then marry a king without disclosing my thotty past and get executed for it"
X Link 2018-07-29T02:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"u: Fridge surprise 😂 me an intellectual: left doeuvres"
X Link 2018-07-31T10:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"throwing a versailles themed gender reveal party all of my dumb rich friends are going to stand in my room staring right at my pussy until the baby comes out and if its an heir i get some new earbobs but if its not then i cant make eye contact with anyone for [--] months"
X Link 2018-10-08T08:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"i went to have a look to see if pauline has said anything since this tweet she hasnt but her last two have been retweets about.no you have to go look for yourself its too good Why the silence @PaulineHansonOz You wanted cameras in every mosque. And now you see through one what those people were actually doing: peacefully praying. Why the silence @PaulineHansonOz You wanted cameras in every mosque. And now you see through one what those people were actually doing: peacefully praying"
X Link 2019-03-16T10:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"fuck i just remembered that im either going to get old or die young. Shit"
X Link 2019-07-08T10:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"tired: nobody loves me wired: everybody loves me but theyre doing it wrong"
X Link 2019-10-20T21:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"tired: christmas is a christian holiday to celebrate the birth of christ wired: um actually christmas is a pagan holiday to celebrate winter solstice inspired: christmas is a capitalist holiday invented by the industrial revolution to celebrate landfill"
X Link 2019-12-26T04:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"ask not for whom the vengabus comes"
X Link 2020-09-20T22:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@collnsmith my sassy beatles take is that anyone who listens to their discography in chronological order and isnt gobsmacked at the fact that the same four dudes made all of those records in [--] years is a fucking idiot"
X Link 2020-09-26T02:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@stefinitely85 @Brocklesnitch howdy stranger this may not be news to you so apologies if i am being a fool here but all of mine are like this and then at [--] i learned that i had adhd the whole time lol"
X Link 2020-10-18T09:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"people who did not get an adhd diagnosis until well until adulthood will be pleased to know that the whole debts arent real if theyre over [--] years old thing is legit hahahaaa take that AGL commbank and literally every telco you got hotbaked ya fucken suckholes"
X Link 2020-11-17T08:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"going to go on a date and try to under promise and over deliver. gonna tell him my pussy is terrible. absolute bearded mussel meat tray in the sun taxidermy fail of a hole. completely unupholstered pussy. zero slime stinks like a durian godlessly bad. wish me luck"
X Link 2022-01-23T00:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"if you take one probiotic capsule orally and another one vaginally you are essentially being spit roasted by a billion little guys. And i think thats beautiful"
X Link 2022-10-04T11:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"cannot believe that the youth of today have had no problem getting into everyone from kate bush to hildegard von bingen but tori amos remains a gen x footnote. are you fucking joking. where is boys for pele in these fucking memes. come the fuck on"
X Link 2023-03-23T09:58Z [----] followers, 47.8K engagements
"@someofmybest oh this has been repeated as fact since the 90s its so funny"
X Link 2023-07-11T10:49Z [----] followers, 91.3K engagements
"@moonyeyed everyone who has no experience of ED is like naurr you should never comment on peoples bodies and everyone who has ever had one is like no no if your friend is looking fucked up skinny you should yell at them its fine"
X Link 2024-12-10T07:25Z [----] followers, 27.9K engagements
"@NEET_Shamanka would shit all over a top [---] from booktok thats for sure"
X Link 2025-01-10T05:21Z [----] followers, 16.4K engagements
"ravioli potion sizes are a joke serves four yeah right four me four my dinner"
X Link 2025-04-17T10:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"this was my beef with ethical non-monogamy when i was single. what was once the domain of trekkies (COMPLIMENTARY would bang) became a buzzword for straight men to feel smart for treating six women like shit at once. i say i say back in my day we called them bounders and cads ugh sorry ik dating app screenshot posting is cringe and im addicted to it but how do u not realize ill do monogamy if what we have is really good is an insanely selfish thing to say https://t.co/39dOp3AyOx ugh sorry ik dating app screenshot posting is cringe and im addicted to it but how do u not realize ill do monogamy"
X Link 2025-07-07T23:54Z [----] followers, 34.2K engagements
"@darth__mouth my fianc (hot) is constantly extolling the virtues of engine braking and how excited he is to teach me once i get my head around driving an automatic without dying"
X Link 2025-07-18T06:00Z [----] followers, 70.2K engagements
"sean is the most sartorially ambivalent man i've been with and after an aggressive two month nagging campaign i've sat him down to buy shoes because his are full of holes and i feel like jane goodall he's muttering "i do not like this" and measuring his feet and shit"
X Link 2025-08-14T11:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
""i am doing this because i love you" mate you are going to get trenchfoot"
X Link 2025-08-14T11:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"unfortunately didn't get the rapture for my bday this year but who can forget my 22nd birthday when i actually did"
X Link 2025-09-23T01:27Z [----] followers, 56.7K engagements
"found another one listed firstdibs price does not equal selling price but the pawnbroker was like "i'd give you $1k for it today but since you got it so cheap i'd just hang onto it until it goes up more" nice guy lol"
X Link 2025-10-19T21:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@siIversparrow get a goldsmith/bench jeweller to make you a pair with some nice labs or moissanite I had a copy made of some earrings I was obsessed with for less than 1/10 of the price of the originals and they turned out great :)"
X Link 2025-10-19T22:55Z [----] followers, 36.1K engagements
"@tomorrowsashes 💔 being able to eat chicken unpestered in my own home was so boring. it does get better but man does it suck"
X Link 2026-01-29T00:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"reminder that once i wiped my period blood off a guy's dick & smeared it onto his forehead and whispered "simba." after sex on the 1st date"
X Link 2013-07-23T02:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"do u guys remember the time I flashed the guy drawing the texas lottery and my pal took a photo of his reaction http://t.co/onbd14sSgK"
X Link 2013-12-10T05:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"this is the greatest thing I've ever seen http://t.co/ORmH5Y7y24"
X Link 2015-09-26T09:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"i see ppl dissing man caves as a bro culture thing but i've kept my collection of rare/vintage men in underground storage for years idgi"
X Link 2015-11-18T15:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"fuck enya is goals"
X Link 2016-04-27T02:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"👑❤ dump him [----] ❤👑"
X Link 2016-09-20T22:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"have you ever retired a human by mistake"
X Link 2016-10-30T10:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"protect queensland at all costs"
X Link 2017-03-31T06:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@nopoweradeinusa "raw pillow" i am crying"
X Link 2017-07-22T05:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@bvrcoe @nopoweradeinusa He Thought Everyone Called It a Raw Pillow"
X Link 2017-07-22T06:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"what if the solution to all my problems was. .a small dog"
X Link 2017-07-24T01:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"ppl: i cant even write a [----] word essay without a dexie do u think i have adhd me: the thing i hate abt electric toothbrushes is that unlike acoustic ones you cant bite down on them to temporarily free up your hands to clean the fridge. sorry did u ask me a question"
X Link 2018-03-18T02:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"jesus didnt die for my sins in a motorcycle accident [---] years ago today so that i could sit around flicking myself off like some sort of incel. by rights i should be getting rawdogged by some graphic designer or whatever rn. not cool"
X Link 2018-03-30T03:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@synchronaut disagree acoustic is funnier because it's more wrong"
X Link 2018-05-19T08:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@Hermit_Thrush thank you"
X Link 2018-05-19T08:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"damn everyone is real nice. a couple ppl have asked if this is on spotify and yes it is under ces hotbake 🤓"
X Link 2018-05-20T01:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
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