# ![@andrewlawrence Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::19343824.png) @andrewlawrence Andrew Lawrence

Andrew Lawrence posts on X about money, london, paypal, patreon the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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**Social topic influence**
[money](/topic/money), [london](/topic/london), [paypal](/topic/paypal), [patreon](/topic/patreon), [starmer](/topic/starmer), [youtube](/topic/youtube), [in the](/topic/in-the), [ukraine](/topic/ukraine), [if you](/topic/if-you), [britain](/topic/britain) #948

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**Top assets mentioned**
[PayPal Holdings Inc (PYPL)](/topic/paypal) [BlackRock Inc (BLK)](/topic/blackrock)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Warning from the constabulary- Responsible parenting at this challenging time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1256592777892282368)  2020-05-02T14:33Z 132.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Message from Antifa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1270695086062526464)  2020-06-10T12:31Z 131.7K followers, [----] engagements


"🥳If you'd like to support my comedy while live gigs are banned you can do so here: or here: 🤗 https://patreon.com/AndrewLawrenceComedyfan_landing=true http://paypal.me/AndrewLawrenceComedy https://patreon.com/AndrewLawrenceComedyfan_landing=true http://paypal.me/AndrewLawrenceComedy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1368830980836954113)  2021-03-08T07:48Z 132.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Odious hypocrites crying over Lineker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1634463693688786944)  2023-03-11T07:58Z 132.4K followers, 319.4K engagements


"The UK comedy industry collectively is so terrified of being accused of racism that they've turned a blind eye to this black comedian publicly threatening to murder a Jewish female colleague. Let's hope it doesn't come back to haunt them despicable spineless bastards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1785910300455137558)  2024-05-02T05:52Z 132.4K followers, 30.9K engagements


"Everything I do I do it for my daughter. Everything my parents did they did it for their children. My grandparents the same. This country we built is our children's legacy. It's not a shitting ground for economic migrants from failed states"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1785947737785004393)  2024-05-02T08:21Z 131.7K followers, 56K engagements


"Knock me down with a feather"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1851310005732909508)  2024-10-29T17:07Z 132.3K followers, 23.4K engagements


"The world changes so quickly. Last week if you drove a Jaguar you were probably a late middle-aged executive on your way to the golf course. Now if you drive a Jaguar you're probably a non-binary trust-fund unicorn on your way to the GUM clinic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1859958807830692087)  2024-11-22T13:55Z 132.7K followers, 26.6K engagements


"Bloody Brexit ruining everything again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1886403250296885706)  2025-02-03T13:15Z 132.4K followers, 146.3K engagements


"Why ever not Plenty of money to go round after all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1887974202889634201)  2025-02-07T21:18Z 123.2K followers, 31.3K engagements


"Generation brain-dead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1888847937108603346)  2025-02-10T07:10Z 123.5K followers, 39.2K engagements


"Labour want to pay this [--] year old chap who lives in Finland [------] p.a. of your tax money to be in charge of controlling our borders. Truly mental"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1889666587449254242)  2025-02-12T13:23Z 123.5K followers, 23.1K engagements


"Someone really ought to do something about these homicidal cars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1890021661296197753)  2025-02-13T12:54Z 123.1K followers, 21.2K engagements


"Centrist dad- American catastrophe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1890666840109568330)  2025-02-15T07:37Z 123.5K followers, 37.6K engagements


"This is a persecuted asylum seeker just trying to make a peaceful life for himself amongst a nation of racist bigots. One can only assume the [--] year old did something heinous to provoke the promising young doctor/engineer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1890868693640286292)  2025-02-15T21:00Z 123.5K followers, 18.7K engagements


"Can see these two retiring to a seaside town together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1891549480786243591)  2025-02-17T18:05Z 123.5K followers, 60.3K engagements


"Angela Rayner currently on a research trip to Ethiopia looking for inspiration on how to improve the UK economy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1892118073496260640)  2025-02-19T07:44Z 123.4K followers, 19.6K engagements


"Doctor Who vs the woke noncerati"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1892152692388102402)  2025-02-19T10:02Z 123.4K followers, 45.7K engagements


"This country could be a fantastic place to live within five years by- 1.) Exploiting our natural energy reserves. 2.) Vigorously promoting civic pride in schools. 3.) Compulsory community service for all recent immigrants. [---] hours over [--] years. 4.) All public sector workers to have the efficacy of their job roles independently assessed and their salaries and pensions revised accordingly. 5.) Medical degrees for British school-leavers entirely funded by the state in return for twenty year commitment to work within the NHS. 6.) All religions to be practiced in private not public. All"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1892511228817264876)  2025-02-20T09:46Z 123.4K followers, 34.2K engagements


"BlackRock while everyone's getting angry at Putin and Trump"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1892630802342592793)  2025-02-20T17:42Z 123.4K followers, 10.2K engagements


"How to fix everything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1892846306915135948)  2025-02-21T07:58Z 123.4K followers, 34.6K engagements


"And yet if you say you'd like to see more ethnic minorities gays and women running into burning buildings suddenly you're the bigot 🤷🏼"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1893590692414284120)  2025-02-23T09:16Z 123.4K followers, 11.5K engagements


"Drug dealing has changed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1894011687591674260)  2025-02-24T13:09Z 123.4K followers, 22.2K engagements


"The UK hasn't got a pot to piss in and if it did we'd be emptying that pot over this scrote's head"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1894807031611302051)  2025-02-26T17:49Z 131.7K followers, 19.9K engagements


"POLICE- Liverpool Parade Incident"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1927267791918313728)  2025-05-27T07:37Z 132.6K followers, 2.4M engagements


"To be fair if I was in Liverpool I'd drive through crowds of people to get the fuck out of there as well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1927357424886837529)  2025-05-27T13:33Z 132.6K followers, 6.2M engagements


"When you're stuck next to Rachel Reeves as she gives a speech"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1930589458467799135)  2025-06-05T11:36Z 132.3K followers, 159.9K engagements


"POLICE- Advice for Jews. https://youtu.be/JHZ7N01YxXE https://youtu.be/JHZ7N01YxXE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1979139322717618245)  2025-10-17T10:55Z 131.7K followers, 24.4K engagements


"Get rich quick. https://youtu.be/WETHFrpexkE https://youtu.be/WETHFrpexkE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1979494567981531346)  2025-10-18T10:27Z 131.7K followers, 12.4K engagements


"The Road to Enlightenment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1980968575730114961)  2025-10-22T12:04Z 131.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Latest stand-up special premieres on Saturday 25th October 8pm. Live in Newcastle 29th October: Live in London 11th January tickets: https://backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/ceId=32fed926-bf86-4444-9263-25cef17ff6ac https://theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/andrew-lawrence-newcastle-tapyard http://youtube.com/@UnleashedComedy https://backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/ceId=32fed926-bf86-4444-9263-25cef17ff6ac https://theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/andrew-lawrence-newcastle-tapyard http://youtube.com/@UnleashedComedy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1980968651160162421)  2025-10-22T12:05Z 131.7K followers, [----] engagements


"He'd better hope the police find him before the public do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1981774679703437406)  2025-10-24T17:27Z 131.7K followers, [----] engagements


"A TV advertising industry that consistently discriminates against white men is racist not the MP who calls that behaviour out. And no amount of 'progressive' windbaggery from indoctrinated lying mouth breathers changes that reality"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1983071854530310276)  2025-10-28T07:22Z 132.5K followers, 47.5K engagements


"Sarah Pochin is right. https://youtu.be/t-uP80dzT64 https://youtu.be/t-uP80dzT64"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1983107583943831832)  2025-10-28T09:44Z 131.7K followers, 12.3K engagements


"This country is desperately in need of a good clear out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1984762236557279651)  2025-11-01T23:19Z 132.4K followers, 20.9K engagements


"Tolerance is overrated"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1984764119388397760)  2025-11-01T23:26Z 132.4K followers, 47.8K engagements


"It's every day now isn't it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1985751724217561189)  2025-11-04T16:51Z 132.3K followers, 11.5K engagements


"I've converted. https://youtu.be/-_8EIAqWa-4 https://youtu.be/-_8EIAqWa-4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1986406735813484910)  2025-11-06T12:14Z 132.4K followers, 19K engagements


"Remembering. https://youtu.be/nfwmYfvGnEE https://youtu.be/nfwmYfvGnEE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1987453612465811555)  2025-11-09T09:34Z 132.4K followers, 18.2K engagements


"If you think the misinformation and propaganda pumped out by BBC News is bad you should see the state of the BBC's comedy output"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1987779260715504074)  2025-11-10T07:08Z 132.4K followers, 60.6K engagements


"Once Trump has finished killing off the BBC here's hoping he moves on to the NHS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1987992564159406385)  2025-11-10T21:15Z 132.4K followers, 95.3K engagements


"Yookay at its finest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1988167638661689819)  2025-11-11T08:51Z 132.4K followers, [----] engagements


"BBC Verify- We're f**ked. https://youtu.be/F416fGp33kw https://youtu.be/F416fGp33kw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1988193724795679075)  2025-11-11T10:34Z 132.4K followers, 13.9K engagements


"Quite unusual for a socialist. Normally they piss up our backs and tell us it's raining"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1989266667755770081)  2025-11-14T09:38Z 132.4K followers, 12.7K engagements


"The peacemaker. https://youtu.be/7UlK70wkn1Q https://youtu.be/7UlK70wkn1Q"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1991827487299682354)  2025-11-21T11:14Z 132.4K followers, 14.3K engagements


"You're not the victim Rachel. https://youtu.be/6JPcD3H55AM https://youtu.be/6JPcD3H55AM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1993276742430249046)  2025-11-25T11:13Z 132.4K followers, 15K engagements


"60% income tax and chemical castration for anyone who voted Labour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1993666205333545384)  2025-11-26T13:00Z 132.3K followers, 31K engagements


"A government of thieves serving a voter base of scroungers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1993705541160632479)  2025-11-26T15:36Z 132.3K followers, 42.8K engagements


"Scroungers' Paradise. https://youtu.be/hQzKcfc6osI https://youtu.be/hQzKcfc6osI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1994005551190069330)  2025-11-27T11:29Z 132.3K followers, 20.8K engagements


"Liars and thieves every single one of them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1995392733440278622)  2025-12-01T07:21Z 132.3K followers, 21.5K engagements


"Got away with [--] points on her licence and a [----] fine. Diabolical"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1995842239910871504)  2025-12-02T13:07Z 132.3K followers, 95.4K engagements


"Enough of the mental health b**locks. https://youtu.be/7kKL_LSLQVE https://youtu.be/7kKL_LSLQVE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1996550472350798327)  2025-12-04T12:01Z 132.2K followers, 17.2K engagements


"Nazi Eurovision. https://youtu.be/n1lPI4cJWcc https://youtu.be/n1lPI4cJWcc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1996906744472355020)  2025-12-05T11:37Z 132.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Best health service in the world. https://youtu.be/TmiTuogvi9M https://youtu.be/TmiTuogvi9M"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1997991238650216771)  2025-12-08T11:26Z 132.2K followers, 16.8K engagements


"Beyond parody"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1999850920671367670)  2025-12-13T14:36Z 132.4K followers, 158.3K engagements


"Get used to going out of business"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2000496683185262845)  2025-12-15T09:22Z 132.4K followers, 25.2K engagements


"There are not many comedians braver than Reg. I don't always agree with what he's got to say he'd be a boring comedian if I did. Very glad to see him win this one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2003554495138267311)  2025-12-23T19:53Z 132.7K followers, 12.3K engagements


"Starmer welcomes Alaa Abd El-Fattah. https://youtu.be/5ybiBhYOv0s https://youtu.be/5ybiBhYOv0s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2005936239065629046)  2025-12-30T09:37Z 132.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Starmer welcomes Alaa Abd El-Fattah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2005942555901366682)  2025-12-30T10:02Z 132.6K followers, 49.4K engagements


"Exclusive videos on Patreon: Loads more videos on my YouTube channel: Live in Southampton 13th February Live in Southampton work in progress show with Leo Kearse 9th January: Latest stand-up half-hour available for a short time here: https://www.youtube.com/watchv=s_lLuDGmQ8c https://theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/stand-up-dark-comedy-in-southampton https://theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/andrew-lawrence-comedy-southamptonsrsltid=AfmBOoqf3VpVBbQBQqssqxdEm1zdimb1a7OEmZ_hNP8n4H6cWMapWk-0 https://www.youtube.com/@andrewlawrencecomedy https://www.patreon.com/c/AndrewLawrenceComedy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2005943311366865065)  2025-12-30T10:05Z 132.6K followers, [----] engagements


"The start of WW3. https://youtu.be/4ZwmtJGl9Zo https://youtu.be/4ZwmtJGl9Zo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2008155572810678321)  2026-01-05T12:36Z 132.6K followers, 12.8K engagements


"POLICE- Jews at the football"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2011393227379855562)  2026-01-14T11:01Z 132.6K followers, 65.3K engagements


"Flip-Flop Starmer strikes again. https://youtu.be/n7tGb1376a4 https://youtu.be/n7tGb1376a4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2011495515167346789)  2026-01-14T17:47Z 132.6K followers, [----] engagements


"As soon as some pompous twat decides to dictate rules about what you are and aren't allowed to joke about the funniest thing you can do is break them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2011704384233881909)  2026-01-15T07:37Z 132.6K followers, 67.6K engagements


"Tory MP gets in touch with Reform. https://youtu.be/PYi4Dl_IKLE https://youtu.be/PYi4Dl_IKLE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2012132843988914346)  2026-01-16T12:00Z 132.6K followers, 14.8K engagements


"Brooklyn Beckham and the Gen Z Victimhood Virus. New video for Patreon supporters: https://www.patreon.com/posts/148856377pr=true https://www.patreon.com/posts/148856377pr=true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2014357204610990262)  2026-01-22T15:19Z 132.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Everyone that arrives across the Channel illegally by boat straight to the Ukraine front line. That's two problems solved "  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1896603995990589845)  2025-03-03T16:50Z 133.4K followers, 99.1K engagements


"Now Ant and Dec are in trouble. https://youtu.be/3QF6EcAcu7E https://youtu.be/3QF6EcAcu7E"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2013567439225704658)  2026-01-20T11:01Z 132.7K followers, 14.3K engagements


"You can vote your way into Communism but you'll have to fight your way out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2014327538336628780)  2026-01-22T13:21Z 132.7K followers, 24.7K engagements


"Shakespeare was a black woman. https://youtu.be/9LmKzUx0044 https://youtu.be/9LmKzUx0044"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2015364229067370969)  2026-01-25T10:00Z 132.7K followers, 17.1K engagements


"Don't forget to subscribe Exclusive videos on Patreon: Latest stand-up half-hour available for a short time here: Live in Gosport Thorngate Halls 10th April Live in Newcastle 20th May: Live in Southampton 22nd May: Live in Hastings 29th May: Live in Southampton work in progress show with Leo Kearse and 13th March: Live in London 31st May: https://backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/ceId=1c8287b9-f63d-480b-a936-071c0f212437 https://theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/andrew-lawrence-leo-kearse-stand-up-comedy-in-southampton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2015744862201450827)  2026-01-26T11:13Z 132.9K followers, 38.4K engagements


"Tories disgrace themselves (again)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2016105925233303822)  2026-01-27T11:08Z 132.9K followers, 21.4K engagements


"Don't forget to subscribe Exclusive videos on Patreon: Latest stand-up half-hour available for a short time here: Live in Gosport Thorngate Halls 10th April Live in Newcastle 20th May: Live in Southampton 22nd May: Live in Hastings 29th May: Live in Southampton work in progress show with Leo Kearse and 13th March: Live in London 31st May: https://backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/ceId=1c8287b9-f63d-480b-a936-071c0f212437 https://theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/andrew-lawrence-leo-kearse-stand-up-comedy-in-southampton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2016106079613055324)  2026-01-27T11:08Z 132.9K followers, [----] engagements


"What a surprise didn't see that one coming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2016132997477466307)  2026-01-27T12:55Z 132.7K followers, 12.8K engagements


"Thanks for all the engagement on this one guys looks like a very nice pay out for me this month. Please do keep giving me your time and attention I like free money 🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2016414450287350225)  2026-01-28T07:34Z 132.7K followers, [----] engagements


"BBC Verify- Holocaust Special"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2016474037459828836)  2026-01-28T11:30Z 132.8K followers, 15.3K engagements


"Don't forget to follow and subscribe Exclusive videos on Patreon: Latest stand-up half-hour available for a short time here: Live in Gosport Thorngate Halls 10th April Live in Newcastle 20th May: Live in Southampton 22nd May: Live in Hastings 29th May: Live in Southampton work in progress show with Leo Kearse and 13th March: Live in London 31st May: https://backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/ceId=1c8287b9-f63d-480b-a936-071c0f212437 https://theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/andrew-lawrence-leo-kearse-stand-up-comedy-in-southampton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2016474396156719274)  2026-01-28T11:32Z 132.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Scamming kids- Britain's student loan shame. New video for Patreon supporters. https://www.patreon.com/posts/149492294pr=true https://www.patreon.com/posts/149492294pr=true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2017194900958155062)  2026-01-30T11:15Z 132.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Don't forget to follow and subscribe Exclusive videos on Patreon: Latest stand-up half-hour available for a short time here: Live in Gosport Thorngate Halls 10th April Live in Newcastle 20th May: Live in Southampton 22nd May: Live in Hastings 29th May: Live in Southampton work in progress show with Leo Kearse and 13th March: Live in London 31st May: https://backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/ceId=1c8287b9-f63d-480b-a936-071c0f212437 https://theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/andrew-lawrence-leo-kearse-stand-up-comedy-in-southampton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2017527366281555992)  2026-01-31T09:16Z 132.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Tw@ts at the Grammys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2018616349518668264)  2026-02-03T09:23Z 132.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Don't forget to follow and subscribe. Exclusive videos on Patreon: Latest stand-up half-hour available for a short time here: On tour now: Live in Birmingham: Live in Gosport Thorngate Halls 10th April Live in Newcastle 20th May: Live in Southampton 22nd May: Live in Hastings 29th May: Live in Southampton work in progress show with Leo Kearse and 13th March: Live in London 31st May: https://backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/ceId=1c8287b9-f63d-480b-a936-071c0f212437 https://theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/andrew-lawrence-leo-kearse-stand-up-comedy-in-southampton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2018616580515463453)  2026-02-03T09:24Z 132.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Troubled times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2018739166062731437)  2026-02-03T17:31Z 132.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Stand-up clip from 'Andrew Lawrence- Worse Than Hitler'. Full set here: Don't forget to follow and subscribe. Exclusive videos on Patreon: On tour now: Live in Birmingham: Live in Gosport Thorngate Halls 10th April Live in Newcastle 20th May: Live in Southampton 22nd May: Live in Hastings 29th May: Live in Southampton work in progress show with Leo Kearse and 13th March: Live in London 31st May: https://backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/ceId=1c8287b9-f63d-480b-a936-071c0f21 https://theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/andrew-lawrence-leo-kearse-stand-up-comedy-in-southampton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2018739345566367782)  2026-02-03T17:32Z 132.9K followers, [----] engagements


"All this talk of Mandelson going to prison is a bit harsh I mean it's not like he's posted some hurty words"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2018792574925058253)  2026-02-03T21:03Z 133K followers, 47.9K engagements


"Epstein's Untouchable N*nce Club"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2018993776849494242)  2026-02-04T10:23Z 133.5K followers, 12.3K engagements


"Don't forget to follow and subscribe. Exclusive videos on Patreon: Latest stand-up half-hour available for a short time here: On tour now: Live in Birmingham: Live in Gosport Thorngate Halls 10th April Live in Newcastle 20th May: Live in Southampton 22nd May: Live in Hastings 29th May: Live in Southampton work in progress show with Leo Kearse and 13th March: Live in London 31st May: https://backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/ceId=1c8287b9-f63d-480b-a936-071c0f212437 https://theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/andrew-lawrence-leo-kearse-stand-up-comedy-in-southampton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2018993891379192040)  2026-02-04T10:23Z 132.9K followers, [----] engagements


"If Starmer goes there is no-one in the Labour party fit to replace him. They have all the depth of a punctured paddling pool"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2019519939896570195)  2026-02-05T21:14Z 133K followers, 22.4K engagements


"Someone called me a wanker in the street today. I assumed they'd seen one of my videos turns out they just thought I was Morgan McSweeney"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2019523208698015832)  2026-02-05T21:27Z 133.1K followers, 50.4K engagements


"Starmer apologises"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2019733527630315914)  2026-02-06T11:22Z 133.1K followers, 17.7K engagements


"Greedy and stupid another nail in the coffin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2019755195815649463)  2026-02-06T12:48Z 133K followers, 13.3K engagements


"The problem with Starmer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2019826697961631830)  2026-02-06T17:33Z 133.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Or as it's more commonly known DEI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2020040659672133762)  2026-02-07T07:43Z 133K followers, [----] engagements


"Now Olivia Colman's non-binary. New video for Patreon supporters: https://www.patreon.com/posts/150162950pr=true https://www.patreon.com/posts/150162950pr=true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2020086645517582716)  2026-02-07T10:46Z 133.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Blame it on the ginger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2020821072283652268)  2026-02-09T11:24Z 133.4K followers, 18.8K engagements


"Bloody Amazon selling knives again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2021322738481131684)  2026-02-10T20:37Z 133.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Anyone with a platform who hasn't been speaking out against Illegal immigration is facilitating child rape"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2021334286289572332)  2026-02-10T21:23Z 133.4K followers, 10.4K engagements


"Think you mean a bloke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2021566950959452314)  2026-02-11T12:48Z 133.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Our tolerance has been exploited and abused by paedo-facilitators like you for far too long"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2021836257114918946)  2026-02-12T06:38Z 133.5K followers, 16.9K engagements


"Your pathetic shaming tactics don't work anymore. The British public know the cost of uncontrolled immmigration we see it on our streets every day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2021844352734028213)  2026-02-12T07:10Z 133.5K followers, 36.4K engagements


"I think young people would save a lot of time and money if universities were forced to be honest and rebrand themselves as retard factories"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2021933799085404209)  2026-02-12T13:05Z 133.5K followers, 12.7K engagements


"Homeschooling it is then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2022214776647008445)  2026-02-13T07:42Z 132.6K followers, 10.7K engagements


"@haydonperryman @KTHopkins It will be after another term of Labour which is exactly what Restore Britain is going to curse us all with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2023077698990706890)  2026-02-15T16:51Z 132.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@rikardo_neh Six whole posts Christ that's loads"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2023085367117701396)  2026-02-15T17:21Z 132.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Massive racist evades punishment another great day for the British justice system. 🏆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1889354261139759589)  2025-02-11T16:42Z 132.7K followers, 92.9K engagements


"Going to be so many far Left types turning up at Hawksmoor now. They'll have to stop being a restaurant and rebrand as a nonce club"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1931332283773952439)  2025-06-07T12:47Z 132.7K followers, 709.1K engagements


"Amazon man drives into the sea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023327269918228565)  2026-02-16T09:23Z 132.7K followers, 11.6K engagements


"Live in Gosport 10th April: https://theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/andrew-lawrence-thorngate-halls-gosport-friday-10th-april https://theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/andrew-lawrence-thorngate-halls-gosport-friday-10th-april"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023735720221839642)  2026-02-17T12:26Z 132.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Look at this terrifying image from last week- The far-Right outside parliament terrorising MPs in their cloaks of invisibility. It's the very fact that you can't see or hear the far-Right and there's no tangible evidence of their existence that makes them so dangerous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1761656084635271394)  2024-02-25T07:35Z 132.6K followers, 136.7K engagements


"Hiding from the police"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1802660918309822547)  2024-06-17T11:13Z 132.6K followers, 238.9K engagements


"Change is Coming. #UniteTheKingdom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1850464152566788419)  2024-10-27T09:06Z 132.6K followers, 173.8K engagements


"Shitting himself. https://x.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1854076601811570883 Congratulations President-elect @realDonaldTrump on your historic election victory. I look forward to working with you in the years ahead. https://t.co/QYHLd4k4EG https://x.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1854076601811570883 Congratulations President-elect @realDonaldTrump on your historic election victory. I look forward to working with you in the years ahead. https://t.co/QYHLd4k4EG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1854082036794835436)  2024-11-06T08:42Z 132.6K followers, 168.5K engagements


"They're laughing at us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1964609770972995660)  2025-09-07T08:40Z 132.6K followers, 202.8K engagements


"Demon from the Third World"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2017527178066346419)  2026-01-31T09:15Z 132.6K followers, 13.1K engagements


"Looks like he's reaching for a Ukrainian rent boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2021625084658798941)  2026-02-11T16:39Z 132.6K followers, 42.4K engagements


"And then one of them bombed an arena full of little girls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2021869322960781753)  2026-02-12T08:49Z 132.6K followers, 59.5K engagements


"I would deport not just illegal immigrants but also the lawyers politicians and public figures who have championed and facilitated their arrival"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2021886408806252610)  2026-02-12T09:57Z 132.6K followers, 42.4K engagements


"I would never try to cancel anyone for having hard Left views but based on the evidence I wouldn't leave them round my kids either"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2021957491957871077)  2026-02-12T14:40Z 132.6K followers, 42.3K engagements


"@KTHopkins Thanks Katie but Britain can't survive another term of Labour and there is no way to 'restore' what's broken beyond repair. 🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/2023069479375098079)  2026-02-15T16:18Z 132.6K followers, 16.1K engagements


"The way this Olympics is going I wouldn't be surprised if they replaced all the medals with dildos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1817087230860829018)  2024-07-27T06:38Z 132.6K followers, 271.2K engagements


"Teenage boys are better off listening to Andrew Tate than watching Adolescence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1907350749048140250)  2025-04-02T08:33Z 132.6K followers, 282.4K engagements


"Statement from the constabulary regarding yesterday's largely peaceful stabbings in Forbury Gardens Reading"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1274606214316527616)  2020-06-21T07:32Z 132.6K followers, 16K engagements


"A message from Prince Harry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1278585477575180288)  2020-07-02T07:05Z 132.6K followers, 10.7K engagements


"Prince Harry speaks about the uncomfortable history of The Commonwealth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1280777087306158080)  2020-07-08T08:13Z 132.6K followers, 15.7K engagements


"Johnny Smugface says cancel culture doesn't exist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1281161722594766848)  2020-07-09T09:42Z 132.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Elon Musk could have put that $44billion towards tackling world poverty instead he's used it to send millions of woke Liberal narcissists into a spiral of depression and honestly I think it's money well spent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1518838751593705475)  2022-04-26T06:25Z 132.6K followers, 148.4K engagements


"Just been announced that the Edinburgh Fringe sold an enormous 25% fewer tickets this year than in [----]. And that is because no-one wants to watch woke comedy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1563976750819905536)  2022-08-28T19:48Z 132.6K followers, [----] engagements


"To those Twitter employees sacked yesterday- You played a part in turning this platform into a hard-Left bubble where users who voiced alternative views were smeared bullied and professionally damaged. Best of luck with your job hunt and may this be a life lesson for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1588792947545628672)  2022-11-05T07:18Z 132.6K followers, [----] engagements


"This one's for you @KathyBurke. 🎥What 'woke' means"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1641737107252076551)  2023-03-31T09:40Z 132.6K followers, 1.2M engagements


"Most people in the UK would prefer it if London wasn't occupied by Islamists but we wouldn't slaughter babies over it. It's a shame when these people come here for 'a better life' that they don't leave their moral turpitude back in the self-made shithole they escaped from"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1718590893077205365)  2023-10-29T11:29Z 132.6K followers, 281.5K engagements


"There is no 'far-Right' just regular people deeply upset that their globalist-shill politicians let a child-murdering Algerian cunt into their country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1727792419859570850)  2023-11-23T20:53Z 132.6K followers, 219.4K engagements


"Someone asked me yesterday why I threw away a decent career in comedy for the sake of speaking out. Well it's because this country is being subsumed by grim authoritarian communist fuckery. And if people like me dont kick against it then my seven year old daughter has a very shit life to look forward to. And when I made the decision to play my part in having a child it was under the moral condition that I would do everything I could to give her a happy life. Using whatever shitty little platform I'd built through my comedy to tell the truth about what's happening- and thereby sabotaging my"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1729848590397256045)  2023-11-29T13:03Z 132.6K followers, 1.5M engagements


"Des Lynam was [--] when the BBC decided to bin him in preference for a much younger Gary Lineker as presenter of Match of the Day. That was in [----]. Lineker is now [--] (mental age debatable). Time for fresh blood"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1734662774465216935)  2023-12-12T19:53Z 132.6K followers, 470.5K engagements


"Good luck conscripting white working-class men to fight your Nato war for you when you've spent the last decade using the cult of diversity and inclusion to discriminate against and attack them. I suspect they'd sooner fight for Russia at this point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1750062044936565075)  2024-01-24T07:44Z 132.6K followers, 584.8K engagements


"We locked you in your homes for two years taxed you all into oblivion and turned your country into a stabby rapey third world bin fire. We've poisoned every work place with DEI cuntwaffle. And the icing on the cake- We're spunking a million quid on a WW2 muslim war memorial for you. Don't forget to vote. 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1765486878684279018)  2024-03-06T21:17Z 132.6K followers, 451.3K engagements


"🎥Message from the constabulary regarding St George's Day disruption"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1783073157860966593)  2024-04-24T09:59Z 132.6K followers, 643.9K engagements


"In the age of acid attacks throwing any liquid at a politician should carry a prison sentence minimum [--] months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1798023443348414583)  2024-06-04T16:06Z 132.6K followers, 110.4K engagements


"It doesnt matter whether theyre white brown black I dont care if theyre wearing a hijab or theyve got a bone through their nose. It doesnt matter what god they worship. What matters is that were destroying our own nation and impoverishing ourselves to accommodate them. These are not skilled professionals these are poor unskilled people who require and demand state support. Its a cynical redistribution of wealth. It's backdoor communism. Its the pursuit of some idiot notion of global equality. Its stealing off people who have just enough and giving it to people with too little thereby doubling"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1803728664292393304)  2024-06-20T09:56Z 132.6K followers, 215.7K engagements


"I give Starmer six months before he's the most hated man in Britain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1805328204388778358)  2024-06-24T19:52Z 132.6K followers, 388.4K engagements


"I mean I like a sick joke but waving pro-Hamas flags at a music festival that's a bit rich for my tastes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1806951562423460271)  2024-06-29T07:23Z 132.6K followers, 394.8K engagements


"The BBC should have held last night's Question Time in a greenhouse there were that many fucking plants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1806996247032533130)  2024-06-29T10:20Z 132.6K followers, 178.5K engagements


"When I was younger I won a number of awards for my stand-up comedy but this means more. Three years ago I made a joke that although very funny offended the hard-Left comedic establishment so much that they aggressively smeared misrepresented and discredited me. They tried to destroy my livelihood and my ability to provide for my family. It was extraordinarily evil. Heart-breakingly for them I'm too good to fail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1810237052329337097)  2024-07-08T08:58Z 132.6K followers, 375.3K engagements


"Remember if England win the Euros it's because of diversity and if they lose it's because we're all racist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1811427154292277455)  2024-07-11T15:47Z 132.6K followers, 251.2K engagements


"Ah this must be some of that famous Leftist empathy that they're always boasting about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1812358744279281921)  2024-07-14T05:29Z 132.6K followers, 328K engagements


"🎥Police update regarding the Leeds disturbance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1814575839046214111)  2024-07-20T08:19Z 132.6K followers, 458.1K engagements


"🎥Police update regarding the Manchester airport assault"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1816393761535996170)  2024-07-25T08:43Z 132.6K followers, 799.6K engagements


"I remember a simpler time when if a man beat up a woman the fucker would get prison rather than a gold medal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1819007391079313595)  2024-08-01T13:48Z 132.6K followers, 198.7K engagements


"🎥POLICE- Update regarding UK riots"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1820035966536482935)  2024-08-04T09:56Z 132.6K followers, 2.1M engagements


"🎥Two-tier Keir condemns UK riots"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1820376035927453899)  2024-08-05T08:27Z 132.6K followers, 884.8K engagements


"If you're out and about this evening take care and watch out for far-right thugs. You'll hear them coming just listen out for the words 'Allahu Akbar'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1821226519269634449)  2024-08-07T16:46Z 132.6K followers, 329.8K engagements


"🎥Triumph of the anti-racists"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1821458739313922532)  2024-08-08T08:09Z 132.6K followers, 724.7K engagements


"🎥POLICE- 'Two-tier' accusations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1821814518080471279)  2024-08-09T07:43Z 132.6K followers, 430.8K engagements


"🎥Two-tier Keir- Social media crackdown"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1822198261744037919)  2024-08-10T09:08Z 132.6K followers, 340.6K engagements


"🎥A little bit of bother"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1823638797445132471)  2024-08-14T08:32Z 132.6K followers, 383.6K engagements


"Two-tier Keir- You're all clearly racist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1825843979176304912)  2024-08-20T10:35Z 132.6K followers, 277.5K engagements


"Labour's Britain 2029"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1829450402112110854)  2024-08-30T09:25Z 132.6K followers, 417.9K engagements


"When the prime minister doesn't even know who the prime minister is that's how you know your country's fucked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1831317214731092295)  2024-09-04T13:03Z 132.6K followers, 234.4K engagements


"Nothing against David Lammy but I do feel we'd be better off with a foreign secretary who doesn't hate this country and its people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1849769296395698272)  2024-10-25T11:05Z 132.6K followers, 180.1K engagements


"Ah I see the 'Stand up to Racism' virtue-signallers gave up on their protest and skulked away early once they realised there was no racism to stand up to. All back home nowcrying into a lentil casserole wondering how to give their putrid empty lives some meaning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1850224933856567469)  2024-10-26T17:16Z 132.6K followers, 277.8K engagements


"Blood on your hands @Keir_Starmer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1851312249941488028)  2024-10-29T17:16Z 132.6K followers, 206K engagements


"Starmer should resign immediately over his handling of Southport but the possibilities for his replacement are horrifying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1851324475398049896)  2024-10-29T18:05Z 132.6K followers, 129.5K engagements


"This is the story the BBC are choosing to lead with tonight. Enemies to the British people. Shut them down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1851354482140926278)  2024-10-29T20:04Z 132.6K followers, 150.4K engagements


"'Tell me Emmanuel what's the best way to cling on to power once everyone hates you'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1855878992156344375)  2024-11-11T07:43Z 132.6K followers, 92.6K engagements


"Translation- I made an advert so bad that it may bring down the whole company and now I'm having a tantrum"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1860045122764963894)  2024-11-22T19:38Z 132.6K followers, 3.7M engagements


"Starmer roughly [----] days left in government to build his promised [---] million homes. That's [---] homes per day. Total and utter bollocks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1865039616765468850)  2024-12-06T14:24Z 132.6K followers, 162.1K engagements


"MSM keep calling this Magdeburg terrorist 'Islamophobic'- and yet I could have sworn he rammed his car into people at a Christmas market not a fucking mosque 🤔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1870471735793053898)  2024-12-21T14:09Z 132.6K followers, 260K engagements


"Call me crazy I tend to judge people more by who they ram their car into than what they post on X"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1870558095438647673)  2024-12-21T19:52Z 132.6K followers, 287.7K engagements


"Magdeburg Lies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1870759697864933656)  2024-12-22T09:14Z 132.6K followers, 277.2K engagements


"If you devote your career to protecting paedophiles maybe one day you could be prime minister too. #inspiring"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1875099252017545601)  2025-01-03T08:37Z 132.6K followers, 1.1M engagements


"The 'progressive' establishment: Boris eats some cake during lockdown- outraged hysteria. Starmer covers up nationwide Pakistani child rape- shoulder shrug"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1875110091743277160)  2025-01-03T09:20Z 132.6K followers, 132.2K engagements


"Thanks to Labour these gangs now know they can get away with anything. Britain is no longer a safe place for children to grow up in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/andrewlawrence/status/1877076810510299624)  2025-01-08T19:36Z 132.7K followers, 139K engagements


"Can anybody join the Labour party or is it just for nonces now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1878188875434041772)  2025-01-11T21:14Z 132.6K followers, 221K engagements


"'A nonce you say In that case let me find you a role in my cabinet.'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1878363478940909759)  2025-01-12T08:48Z 132.6K followers, 79.3K engagements


"Difficult to understand who could rationally support Labour at this point other than paedophiles Islamists and train drivers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1879838084684280010)  2025-01-16T10:28Z 132.6K followers, 244.4K engagements


"Extraordinary just how much Starmer seems to care about the rest of the world whilst simultaneously not giving a shit about the country he was elected to lead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1879969544669917277)  2025-01-16T19:10Z 132.6K followers, 114.5K engagements


"Amazing how just six months ago if you took the piss out of the UK government the BBC would probably put you on a panel show but now if you do the same you're a far-Right extremist risking an eighteen month stretch for hate speech. That's progress comrades"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1880561895582896225)  2025-01-18T10:24Z 132.6K followers, 251.4K engagements


"Starmer's position rapidly becoming untenable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1881350624002150457)  2025-01-20T14:38Z 132.6K followers, 741.9K engagements


"It's going to cost the taxpayer [-----] per year to keep Rudakubana locked up. On the bright side he won't last a month in prison"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1881771743079272916)  2025-01-21T18:31Z 132.6K followers, 249.3K engagements


"Starmer spent [-----] on this oak panelling for his press briefing room only to end up looking like he's trapped in a 1970s wardrobe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1881800977583612276)  2025-01-21T20:28Z 132.6K followers, 217.2K engagements


"Just ordered Starmer a length of rope off Amazon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1882140327328575957)  2025-01-22T18:56Z 132.6K followers, 128.5K engagements


"The parents need to be deported"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1882801606145749338)  2025-01-24T14:44Z 132.6K followers, 205.4K engagements


"Good old NHS envy of the world we're lucky to have it comrades"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1886850626585243993)  2025-02-04T18:53Z 132.6K followers, 163.6K engagements


"Here's an idea Bafta- If you want a comedian hire an actual comedian instead of getting this weird gurning cunt to badly recite shit jokes presumably written by some left-wing diversity hire trans nonce . Just a suggestion 🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1891556100463349929)  2025-02-17T18:31Z 132.6K followers, 619.7K engagements


"I think Britain's being run by wizards. No money for public services yet the moment someone at the Treasury says the magic word 'Ukraine' billions of pounds suddenly appear out of thin air"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1896106058990698751)  2025-03-02T07:51Z 132.6K followers, 105.9K engagements


"Why are we more heavily involved in the Ukraine war than almost every other nation on earth What the fuck has it got to do with us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1896287773012967794)  2025-03-02T19:53Z 132.6K followers, 416.7K engagements


"All Reform had to do was stand united bide their time and the next election was there for the taking. But they had to shit the bed. Rank stupidity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1898081674769956895)  2025-03-07T18:41Z 132.6K followers, 198.7K engagements


"Money-grubbing parasite. Absolute paradigm of a greedy public sector grifter thieving shamelessly from the taxpayer. Labour through and through"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1898279699698123149)  2025-03-08T07:48Z 132.6K followers, 113.1K engagements


"Been watching 'Adolescence' and I think my TV's broken. No matter how much I adjust the colour the killer's still a British working class white boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1902430316200890812)  2025-03-19T18:41Z 132.6K followers, 641K engagements


"I genuinely believe that if you are a white British person who has to go to court for any reason in this country then you are 100% fucked before the hearing even begins"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1908476958796632367)  2025-04-05T11:08Z 132.6K followers, 205.6K engagements


"How strange that the BBC neglect to mention that Dan is a *Labour* MP. No point stating the obvious I suppose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1908780244917514412)  2025-04-06T07:14Z 132.6K followers, 66.8K engagements


"Given that I haven't taken a gig from either of these gutless wonders for the best part of a decade I'm quite sure they know what they can do with their ban"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1928335534755115243)  2025-05-30T06:19Z 132.6K followers, 1.5M engagements


"Let's be honest a lot of scousers threw themselves in front of that car because it was the only way to cling on to their disability benefits"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1928361098706628964)  2025-05-30T08:01Z 132.6K followers, 2.5M engagements


"Scousers have run away out of my comments must be signing on day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1928409299891462395)  2025-05-30T11:12Z 132.6K followers, 1.1M engagements


"To the Scousers telling me to keep looking over my shoulder don't worry soft lads I can spot your Turkey teeth ten miles away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1928788435357069426)  2025-05-31T12:19Z 132.6K followers, 1.6M engagements


"Phew safe from the Scousers for another day. Can't leave the house after 6pm because of their ankle tags"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1928882321790324898)  2025-05-31T18:32Z 132.6K followers, 978.2K engagements


"Just think in a bunker under a children's hospital somewhere in Gaza Hamas are currently binge-watching Vicar of Dibley"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1931336553160229112)  2025-06-07T13:04Z 132.6K followers, 272.5K engagements


"I'm an ethical comedian- When I come up with a joke my aim is to upset the Left so much that they'll be too busy crying to get round to noncing their kids"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1931638806601433251)  2025-06-08T09:05Z 132.6K followers, 412.3K engagements


"Equality diversity shit security"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1936028122975289731)  2025-06-20T11:47Z 132.6K followers, 286.6K engagements


"Fuck off you cowards you knew what you were booking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1939334424157356147)  2025-06-29T14:45Z 132.6K followers, 97.2K engagements


"Whoever bullied this bloke at school didn't do a good enough job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1939433210330358146)  2025-06-29T21:18Z 132.6K followers, 192.8K engagements


"Every time the temperature goes above [--] in the UK ginger people should be entitled to PIP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1944050318347493801)  2025-07-12T15:04Z 132.6K followers, 248.6K engagements

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