#  @alfienxo alfie alfie posts on X about money, the first, god, if you the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::1891966142836572160/interactions)  - [--] Week [-----] +108% - [--] Month [------] +73% - [--] Months [-------] -100% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1891966142836572160/posts_active)  - [--] Week [--] no change - [--] Month [--] +67% - [--] Months [--] -77% ### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1891966142836572160/followers)  - [--] Week [-----] -0.21% - [--] Month [-----] -1.20% - [--] Months [-----] -9.50% ### CreatorRank: undefined [#](/creator/twitter::1891966142836572160/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [finance](/list/finance) 2.97% [stocks](/list/stocks) 0.99% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 0.99% **Social topic influence** [money](/topic/money) 2.97%, [the first](/topic/the-first) 2.97%, [god](/topic/god) 1.98%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 1.98%, [i didnt](/topic/i-didnt) 1.98%, [addicted](/topic/addicted) 1.98%, [i want](/topic/i-want) 1.98%, [sexy](/topic/sexy) 0.99%, [idc](/topic/idc) 0.99%, [humans](/topic/humans) 0.99% **Top assets mentioned** [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "seeing girls obsessed with themselves makes me so happy like exactly baby ur so sexy" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1913961124027945182) 2025-04-20T14:21Z [----] followers, 912.5K engagements "i may not have a type but i do have a Pattern" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1923451311825052037) 2025-05-16T18:51Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements ""idk i'll see" = i'm not coming never was coming never even considered it" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926703718507892986) 2025-05-25T18:15Z [----] followers, 2.8M engagements "romo (relief of missing out)" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926974771427676297) 2025-05-26T12:12Z [----] followers, 6.6M engagements ""you told your groupchat already" god forbid i report back to headquarters" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1931076337634013454) 2025-06-06T19:50Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements ""soon" is so funny because like when" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1931548072867254714) 2025-06-08T03:05Z [----] followers, 726.4K engagements "yes i'm a hater but i hate with ethics nuance and critical analysis" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1952929809765679120) 2025-08-06T03:08Z [----] followers, 12.3M engagements "Being rude to waiters cleaners or customer service assistants is very telling of someone's character" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/2010225524225053006) 2026-01-11T05:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "if we ain't fucking up each others sleeping schedule then it's not real" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1967090593080950992) 2025-09-14T04:58Z [----] followers, 70.9K engagements ""you're so quiet" i don't have a single thing to say to you" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1922092903008006186) 2025-05-13T00:53Z [----] followers, 280.5K engagements "LIKES ARE PUBLIC AGAIN" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1988825084916621809) 2025-11-13T04:23Z [----] followers, 24.9K engagements "im tired of things costing money" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1988825386222785021) 2025-11-13T04:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements ""I dOn'T LiKe suBtiTleS" if you can't read fast baby just say that" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1988825662778409031) 2025-11-13T04:26Z [----] followers, 26.6K engagements "i be like "idc" then my chest start hurting" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1988825728599617602) 2025-11-13T04:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "a large group of humans is called a fuck that" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1989172479655555456) 2025-11-14T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "it costs nothing to chew with your mouth shut" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1989172523309887559) 2025-11-14T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "sending your selfies to NASA because youre a star" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1989172624111616318) 2025-11-14T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "UNPOPULAR OPINION: A 9-5 SCHEDULE IS OVERRATED. A 7-3 SCHEDULE LETS YOU WAKE EARLY FINISH EARLY AND HAVE YOUR AFTERNOON FREE FOR A SECOND JOB NAPS OR PERSONAL TIME" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1991044856547090619) 2025-11-19T07:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements ""who hurt you" me i keep making bad decisions" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1992349811379699843) 2025-11-22T21:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "romo (relief of missing out)" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1993151945981264010) 2025-11-25T02:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "when i like a song i just overdo it" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1901034400285921614) 2025-03-15T22:14Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements "for someone with a dry phone im on it way too much" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1907609410404221082) 2025-04-03T01:41Z [----] followers, 788.2K engagements "y'all see this 🚩 but i see this ⛳ because i love myself a good game" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1910836836601061743) 2025-04-11T23:26Z [----] followers, 708.6K engagements ""LoVe FiNdS yOu" well does this bitch need my address" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1914067650029760717) 2025-04-20T21:24Z [----] followers, 504.5K engagements "now i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1915452985171206601) 2025-04-24T17:09Z [----] followers, 820.8K engagements "just found out you can like [--] tweets at the same time using two fingers and now i can't stop doing it" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1915607650789716172) 2025-04-25T03:23Z [----] followers, 22.5M engagements ""YoU're AlwAyS tHe FiRst To LeEve wOrk" god forbid i act my wage" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1917271881930989997) 2025-04-29T17:36Z [----] followers, 5.4M engagements "i hate pending payments just take that shit and go" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1920563771413520582) 2025-05-08T19:37Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements "why cant my career pursue me instead" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1920889549967835611) 2025-05-09T17:12Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements "well this weekend lasted a good [--] minutes" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1921593426836938887) 2025-05-11T15:49Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements "being in your 20's is like "if i can just get through this week i'll be ok" but it's every freaking week" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1922846081827688869) 2025-05-15T02:46Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements "months are passing by like weeks" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1923527725203022038) 2025-05-16T23:55Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements "you know its about to be a bomb ass sleep when you say fuck the charger" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1924265250662011084) 2025-05-19T00:46Z [----] followers, 2.8M engagements ""at your big age" is one of my favourite insults" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1924610350227370261) 2025-05-19T23:37Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements ""you look unapproachable" and here you are. approaching me" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1925863323469271528) 2025-05-23T10:36Z [----] followers, 853K engagements "im tired of things costing money" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1925939685672554781) 2025-05-23T15:39Z [----] followers, 2.7M engagements "hey sorry im late i didnt want to come" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1925959239110975696) 2025-05-23T16:57Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements "what the hell did Jehovah even witness" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1926350911158239526) 2025-05-24T18:53Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements "sending your selfies to NASA because youre a star" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926469156284629147) 2025-05-25T02:43Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements "if we "talk" you ain't single. we in a pending relationship. you in the cart" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1926805258405048631) 2025-05-26T00:59Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements "the era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1927449019032236157) 2025-05-27T19:37Z [----] followers, 5.2M engagements "having a crush is so stupid like why is this mf in my head at 8am" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1936158127939817645) 2025-06-20T20:24Z [----] followers, 785.2K engagements "the first person to ever throw up was probably like ok what the fuck" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1940717517649203290) 2025-07-03T10:21Z [----] followers, 6.4M engagements "blocking isn't enough i wanna throw tomatoes at you like you're a medieval criminal" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1952549536901017949) 2025-08-05T01:57Z [----] followers, 1M engagements "Some people are human medicine. You spend an hour with them and everything feels better" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1899797832661414315) 2025-03-12T12:21Z [----] followers, 993.2K engagements "Been farting anywhere lately idgaf anymore" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1900225397356126448) 2025-03-13T16:40Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements "i will not accept a hint i will act dumb until you say it with your chest" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1901303603526066584) 2025-03-16T16:04Z [----] followers, 2.2M engagements ""I like you" nahhh you find me attractive. there's a BIG difference" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1902042338559504606) 2025-03-18T17:00Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements "PLEASE communicate to me when i've done something that bothers you or you don't understand. let me apologize and learn" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1904506912487383535) 2025-03-25T12:13Z [----] followers, 785.9K engagements ""yOu BriNgiNg Up oLd sHiT" No bitch l'm exposing a pattern" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1906296747183206407) 2025-03-30T10:45Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements "probably needed a hug but napped all day to forget reality instead" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1909069321029951521) 2025-04-07T02:22Z [----] followers, 901.1K engagements "I don't get MAD easily I get annoyed easily. MAJOR difference" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1909301975273082993) 2025-04-07T17:47Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements "i don't think people understand how observant i am like im really not a fool" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1909622184848347334) 2025-04-08T14:59Z [----] followers, 870.8K engagements "having anxiety is so stupid like what do you mean im scared of hanging out with my friends" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1910453938500813222) 2025-04-10T22:04Z [----] followers, 810.5K engagements "i be like "omg i have so much to do" and then lay down" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1911135298810945568) 2025-04-12T19:12Z [----] followers, 828.1K engagements ""yOuRe pRObABly tALkInG To sOmEoNe ElSe" stfu im barely talking to you" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1911475620191567914) 2025-04-13T17:44Z [----] followers, 647K engagements "for someone who loves to sleep so much you think I'd go to bed earlier" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1912691603140919369) 2025-04-17T02:16Z [----] followers, 3.6M engagements "I love saying "why would i lie" when I'm lying" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1913375884788039732) 2025-04-18T23:35Z [----] followers, 2.6M engagements "I cringe sooooooo hard when I think about some moments in my life like WHYYYYYY DIDDDDD I EVERRR DO THAT" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1914027920445808986) 2025-04-20T18:46Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements "Sorry i didn't text you back i was pretending i didn't see it and i ended up actually forgetting" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1914346979674538171) 2025-04-21T15:54Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements ""because i don't want to" is an extremely valid reason" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1914384856286449952) 2025-04-21T18:24Z [----] followers, 940.5K engagements "i started using cringy emojis as a joke now I'm addicted" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1914637312148844635) 2025-04-22T11:08Z [----] followers, 651.1K engagements "apple music should be FREE because i got an apple phone" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1914784322705613208) 2025-04-22T20:52Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements "my sleeping pattern ain't even a pattern anymore it's a freestyle that's on shuffle" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1915020271632666912) 2025-04-23T12:29Z [----] followers, 767.2K engagements "just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past [--] years" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1915150585013170391) 2025-04-23T21:07Z [----] followers, 5.9M engagements "I hate looking ugly the first time I meet someone like wait I can do better than this I swear" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1915354615249244470) 2025-04-24T10:38Z [----] followers, 566.8K engagements "It's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1916565905875628258) 2025-04-27T18:51Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements "what a fucking year this week has been" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1919129141653201184) 2025-05-04T20:36Z [----] followers, 749.5K engagements "once i get comfortable with someone i just talk a lot" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1919416602493067286) 2025-05-05T15:39Z [----] followers, 864.7K engagements "my favorite thing to do is go home & lay down" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1920589061896437937) 2025-05-08T21:18Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements "i deleted your city off of my weather app" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1923477268233388174) 2025-05-16T20:34Z [----] followers, 612.8K engagements ""I dOn'T LiKe suBtiTleS" if you can't read fast baby just say that" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1923544280657707478) 2025-05-17T01:01Z [----] followers, 493.8K engagements "rip to those whose bedroom is the hottest room in their house" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1923764869846683812) 2025-05-17T15:37Z [----] followers, 4.9M engagements "i'm definitely a "i think you're lying but okay" person" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1923779489927962663) 2025-05-17T16:35Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements "im constipated and celibate the way i don't give a shit or fuck" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1924439222980616242) 2025-05-19T12:17Z [----] followers, 2.3M engagements "i highly recommend a clingy lovey-dovey partner. life's too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1925247999396942036) 2025-05-21T17:51Z [----] followers, 891.3K engagements "if i'm sending a message in parts don't interrupt me. wait your turn" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1925955319022162010) 2025-05-23T16:41Z [----] followers, 5M engagements ""who hurt you" me i keep making bad decisions" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926001052525924353) 2025-05-23T19:43Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements "i always feel sleepy except when i want to sleep" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926098135341838606) 2025-05-24T02:09Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements "car rides by yourself with loud music. are good for the soul" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926352254895870255) 2025-05-24T18:59Z [----] followers, 1M engagements "did it hurt when i told you to google it and i was right" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926417399491833941) 2025-05-24T23:17Z [----] followers, 6.4M engagements "i'm so sick of these little [--] minute weekends" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926734998071128250) 2025-05-25T20:19Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements "why can't i be addicted to something productive like gym or saving money" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1927379382827401555) 2025-05-27T15:00Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements "the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1927729139781423501) 2025-05-28T14:10Z [----] followers, 2.8M engagements "i actually love telling the truth because yeah now what" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1931035312941117606) 2025-06-06T17:07Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements "outfit repeater meal repeater movie rewatcher i know what i like" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1931283301303566679) 2025-06-07T09:33Z [----] followers, 5.9M engagements "please text me back im about to start making stuff up in my head and the stuff is all bad" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1931745219310920030) 2025-06-08T16:08Z [----] followers, 689.5K engagements "sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1932525706094813190) 2025-06-10T19:50Z [----] followers, 5.4M engagements "fuck a breakup have you ever realised one of your friends was kind of a terrible person" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1932747764745576957) 2025-06-11T10:32Z [----] followers, 8.7M engagements "girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1932776900679651681) 2025-06-11T12:28Z [----] followers, 779.6K engagements "sorry for over explaining myself i got yelled at a lot as a child" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1933117430533870037) 2025-06-12T11:01Z [----] followers, 839.8K engagements "when twins arent identical im like ok then what was the point of all that" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1933223667472712167) 2025-06-12T18:03Z [----] followers, 5.1M engagements "sometimes i want to text "ANSWER ME" but that's not how you communicate with people" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1933275939162476669) 2025-06-12T21:31Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements ""why do you reply so fast" because it's either now or in a few business days" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1933935503646069047) 2025-06-14T17:12Z [----] followers, 710.3K engagements "my toxic trait is being productive for 20mins then giving myself a [--] hour break" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1934242969617416423) 2025-06-15T13:33Z [----] followers, 1M engagements "hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1934292359954551078) 2025-06-15T16:50Z [----] followers, 809.9K engagements "i can't do this anymore i mean i can and i will obviously but i can't fucking do this anymore" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1941504224803815790) 2025-07-05T14:27Z [----] followers, 1M engagements "well well well if it isn't the bridge i said i d cross when i came to it" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1944424839298555943) 2025-07-13T15:53Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements "tbh i think someone putting a blanket on u when ur asleep is the purest thing ever" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1945642916078391316) 2025-07-17T00:33Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements "i've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i've had enough" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1948878740379107508) 2025-07-25T22:51Z [----] followers, 4.5M engagements "bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form" [X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1949127539990888750) 2025-07-26T15:19Z [----] followers, 16.7M engagements Limited data mode. 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@alfienxo alfiealfie posts on X about money, the first, god, if you the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.
Social category influence finance 2.97% stocks 0.99% technology brands 0.99%
Social topic influence money 2.97%, the first 2.97%, god 1.98%, if you 1.98%, i didnt 1.98%, addicted 1.98%, i want 1.98%, sexy 0.99%, idc 0.99%, humans 0.99%
Top assets mentioned Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"seeing girls obsessed with themselves makes me so happy like exactly baby ur so sexy"
X Link 2025-04-20T14:21Z [----] followers, 912.5K engagements
"i may not have a type but i do have a Pattern"
X Link 2025-05-16T18:51Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements
""idk i'll see" = i'm not coming never was coming never even considered it"
X Link 2025-05-25T18:15Z [----] followers, 2.8M engagements
"romo (relief of missing out)"
X Link 2025-05-26T12:12Z [----] followers, 6.6M engagements
""you told your groupchat already" god forbid i report back to headquarters"
X Link 2025-06-06T19:50Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements
""soon" is so funny because like when"
X Link 2025-06-08T03:05Z [----] followers, 726.4K engagements
"yes i'm a hater but i hate with ethics nuance and critical analysis"
X Link 2025-08-06T03:08Z [----] followers, 12.3M engagements
"Being rude to waiters cleaners or customer service assistants is very telling of someone's character"
X Link 2026-01-11T05:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"if we ain't fucking up each others sleeping schedule then it's not real"
X Link 2025-09-14T04:58Z [----] followers, 70.9K engagements
""you're so quiet" i don't have a single thing to say to you"
X Link 2025-05-13T00:53Z [----] followers, 280.5K engagements
"LIKES ARE PUBLIC AGAIN"
X Link 2025-11-13T04:23Z [----] followers, 24.9K engagements
"im tired of things costing money"
X Link 2025-11-13T04:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
""I dOn'T LiKe suBtiTleS" if you can't read fast baby just say that"
X Link 2025-11-13T04:26Z [----] followers, 26.6K engagements
"i be like "idc" then my chest start hurting"
X Link 2025-11-13T04:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"a large group of humans is called a fuck that"
X Link 2025-11-14T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"it costs nothing to chew with your mouth shut"
X Link 2025-11-14T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"sending your selfies to NASA because youre a star"
X Link 2025-11-14T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"UNPOPULAR OPINION: A 9-5 SCHEDULE IS OVERRATED. A 7-3 SCHEDULE LETS YOU WAKE EARLY FINISH EARLY AND HAVE YOUR AFTERNOON FREE FOR A SECOND JOB NAPS OR PERSONAL TIME"
X Link 2025-11-19T07:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
""who hurt you" me i keep making bad decisions"
X Link 2025-11-22T21:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"romo (relief of missing out)"
X Link 2025-11-25T02:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"when i like a song i just overdo it"
X Link 2025-03-15T22:14Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements
"for someone with a dry phone im on it way too much"
X Link 2025-04-03T01:41Z [----] followers, 788.2K engagements
"y'all see this 🚩 but i see this ⛳ because i love myself a good game"
X Link 2025-04-11T23:26Z [----] followers, 708.6K engagements
""LoVe FiNdS yOu" well does this bitch need my address"
X Link 2025-04-20T21:24Z [----] followers, 504.5K engagements
"now i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside"
X Link 2025-04-24T17:09Z [----] followers, 820.8K engagements
"just found out you can like [--] tweets at the same time using two fingers and now i can't stop doing it"
X Link 2025-04-25T03:23Z [----] followers, 22.5M engagements
""YoU're AlwAyS tHe FiRst To LeEve wOrk" god forbid i act my wage"
X Link 2025-04-29T17:36Z [----] followers, 5.4M engagements
"i hate pending payments just take that shit and go"
X Link 2025-05-08T19:37Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements
"why cant my career pursue me instead"
X Link 2025-05-09T17:12Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements
"well this weekend lasted a good [--] minutes"
X Link 2025-05-11T15:49Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements
"being in your 20's is like "if i can just get through this week i'll be ok" but it's every freaking week"
X Link 2025-05-15T02:46Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements
"months are passing by like weeks"
X Link 2025-05-16T23:55Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements
"you know its about to be a bomb ass sleep when you say fuck the charger"
X Link 2025-05-19T00:46Z [----] followers, 2.8M engagements
""at your big age" is one of my favourite insults"
X Link 2025-05-19T23:37Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements
""you look unapproachable" and here you are. approaching me"
X Link 2025-05-23T10:36Z [----] followers, 853K engagements
"im tired of things costing money"
X Link 2025-05-23T15:39Z [----] followers, 2.7M engagements
"hey sorry im late i didnt want to come"
X Link 2025-05-23T16:57Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements
"what the hell did Jehovah even witness"
X Link 2025-05-24T18:53Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements
"sending your selfies to NASA because youre a star"
X Link 2025-05-25T02:43Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements
"if we "talk" you ain't single. we in a pending relationship. you in the cart"
X Link 2025-05-26T00:59Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements
"the era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy"
X Link 2025-05-27T19:37Z [----] followers, 5.2M engagements
"having a crush is so stupid like why is this mf in my head at 8am"
X Link 2025-06-20T20:24Z [----] followers, 785.2K engagements
"the first person to ever throw up was probably like ok what the fuck"
X Link 2025-07-03T10:21Z [----] followers, 6.4M engagements
"blocking isn't enough i wanna throw tomatoes at you like you're a medieval criminal"
X Link 2025-08-05T01:57Z [----] followers, 1M engagements
"Some people are human medicine. You spend an hour with them and everything feels better"
X Link 2025-03-12T12:21Z [----] followers, 993.2K engagements
"Been farting anywhere lately idgaf anymore"
X Link 2025-03-13T16:40Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements
"i will not accept a hint i will act dumb until you say it with your chest"
X Link 2025-03-16T16:04Z [----] followers, 2.2M engagements
""I like you" nahhh you find me attractive. there's a BIG difference"
X Link 2025-03-18T17:00Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements
"PLEASE communicate to me when i've done something that bothers you or you don't understand. let me apologize and learn"
X Link 2025-03-25T12:13Z [----] followers, 785.9K engagements
""yOu BriNgiNg Up oLd sHiT" No bitch l'm exposing a pattern"
X Link 2025-03-30T10:45Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements
"probably needed a hug but napped all day to forget reality instead"
X Link 2025-04-07T02:22Z [----] followers, 901.1K engagements
"I don't get MAD easily I get annoyed easily. MAJOR difference"
X Link 2025-04-07T17:47Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements
"i don't think people understand how observant i am like im really not a fool"
X Link 2025-04-08T14:59Z [----] followers, 870.8K engagements
"having anxiety is so stupid like what do you mean im scared of hanging out with my friends"
X Link 2025-04-10T22:04Z [----] followers, 810.5K engagements
"i be like "omg i have so much to do" and then lay down"
X Link 2025-04-12T19:12Z [----] followers, 828.1K engagements
""yOuRe pRObABly tALkInG To sOmEoNe ElSe" stfu im barely talking to you"
X Link 2025-04-13T17:44Z [----] followers, 647K engagements
"for someone who loves to sleep so much you think I'd go to bed earlier"
X Link 2025-04-17T02:16Z [----] followers, 3.6M engagements
"I love saying "why would i lie" when I'm lying"
X Link 2025-04-18T23:35Z [----] followers, 2.6M engagements
"I cringe sooooooo hard when I think about some moments in my life like WHYYYYYY DIDDDDD I EVERRR DO THAT"
X Link 2025-04-20T18:46Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements
"Sorry i didn't text you back i was pretending i didn't see it and i ended up actually forgetting"
X Link 2025-04-21T15:54Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements
""because i don't want to" is an extremely valid reason"
X Link 2025-04-21T18:24Z [----] followers, 940.5K engagements
"i started using cringy emojis as a joke now I'm addicted"
X Link 2025-04-22T11:08Z [----] followers, 651.1K engagements
"apple music should be FREE because i got an apple phone"
X Link 2025-04-22T20:52Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements
"my sleeping pattern ain't even a pattern anymore it's a freestyle that's on shuffle"
X Link 2025-04-23T12:29Z [----] followers, 767.2K engagements
"just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past [--] years"
X Link 2025-04-23T21:07Z [----] followers, 5.9M engagements
"I hate looking ugly the first time I meet someone like wait I can do better than this I swear"
X Link 2025-04-24T10:38Z [----] followers, 566.8K engagements
"It's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm"
X Link 2025-04-27T18:51Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements
"what a fucking year this week has been"
X Link 2025-05-04T20:36Z [----] followers, 749.5K engagements
"once i get comfortable with someone i just talk a lot"
X Link 2025-05-05T15:39Z [----] followers, 864.7K engagements
"my favorite thing to do is go home & lay down"
X Link 2025-05-08T21:18Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements
"i deleted your city off of my weather app"
X Link 2025-05-16T20:34Z [----] followers, 612.8K engagements
""I dOn'T LiKe suBtiTleS" if you can't read fast baby just say that"
X Link 2025-05-17T01:01Z [----] followers, 493.8K engagements
"rip to those whose bedroom is the hottest room in their house"
X Link 2025-05-17T15:37Z [----] followers, 4.9M engagements
"i'm definitely a "i think you're lying but okay" person"
X Link 2025-05-17T16:35Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements
"im constipated and celibate the way i don't give a shit or fuck"
X Link 2025-05-19T12:17Z [----] followers, 2.3M engagements
"i highly recommend a clingy lovey-dovey partner. life's too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore"
X Link 2025-05-21T17:51Z [----] followers, 891.3K engagements
"if i'm sending a message in parts don't interrupt me. wait your turn"
X Link 2025-05-23T16:41Z [----] followers, 5M engagements
""who hurt you" me i keep making bad decisions"
X Link 2025-05-23T19:43Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements
"i always feel sleepy except when i want to sleep"
X Link 2025-05-24T02:09Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements
"car rides by yourself with loud music. are good for the soul"
X Link 2025-05-24T18:59Z [----] followers, 1M engagements
"did it hurt when i told you to google it and i was right"
X Link 2025-05-24T23:17Z [----] followers, 6.4M engagements
"i'm so sick of these little [--] minute weekends"
X Link 2025-05-25T20:19Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements
"why can't i be addicted to something productive like gym or saving money"
X Link 2025-05-27T15:00Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements
"the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job"
X Link 2025-05-28T14:10Z [----] followers, 2.8M engagements
"i actually love telling the truth because yeah now what"
X Link 2025-06-06T17:07Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements
"outfit repeater meal repeater movie rewatcher i know what i like"
X Link 2025-06-07T09:33Z [----] followers, 5.9M engagements
"please text me back im about to start making stuff up in my head and the stuff is all bad"
X Link 2025-06-08T16:08Z [----] followers, 689.5K engagements
"sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time"
X Link 2025-06-10T19:50Z [----] followers, 5.4M engagements
"fuck a breakup have you ever realised one of your friends was kind of a terrible person"
X Link 2025-06-11T10:32Z [----] followers, 8.7M engagements
"girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more"
X Link 2025-06-11T12:28Z [----] followers, 779.6K engagements
"sorry for over explaining myself i got yelled at a lot as a child"
X Link 2025-06-12T11:01Z [----] followers, 839.8K engagements
"when twins arent identical im like ok then what was the point of all that"
X Link 2025-06-12T18:03Z [----] followers, 5.1M engagements
"sometimes i want to text "ANSWER ME" but that's not how you communicate with people"
X Link 2025-06-12T21:31Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements
""why do you reply so fast" because it's either now or in a few business days"
X Link 2025-06-14T17:12Z [----] followers, 710.3K engagements
"my toxic trait is being productive for 20mins then giving myself a [--] hour break"
X Link 2025-06-15T13:33Z [----] followers, 1M engagements
"hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired"
X Link 2025-06-15T16:50Z [----] followers, 809.9K engagements
"i can't do this anymore i mean i can and i will obviously but i can't fucking do this anymore"
X Link 2025-07-05T14:27Z [----] followers, 1M engagements
"well well well if it isn't the bridge i said i d cross when i came to it"
X Link 2025-07-13T15:53Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements
"tbh i think someone putting a blanket on u when ur asleep is the purest thing ever"
X Link 2025-07-17T00:33Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements
"i've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i've had enough"
X Link 2025-07-25T22:51Z [----] followers, 4.5M engagements
"bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form"
X Link 2025-07-26T15:19Z [----] followers, 16.7M engagements
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