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# ![@alfienxo Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1891966142836572160.png) @alfienxo alfie

alfie posts on X about money, the first, god, if you the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::1891966142836572160/interactions)
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- [--] Week [-----] +108%
- [--] Month [------] +73%
- [--] Months [-------] -100%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1891966142836572160/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [--] no change
- [--] Month [--] +67%
- [--] Months [--] -77%

### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1891966142836572160/followers)
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- [--] Week [-----] -0.21%
- [--] Month [-----] -1.20%
- [--] Months [-----] -9.50%

### CreatorRank: undefined [#](/creator/twitter::1891966142836572160/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  2.97% [stocks](/list/stocks)  0.99% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  0.99%

**Social topic influence**
[money](/topic/money) 2.97%, [the first](/topic/the-first) 2.97%, [god](/topic/god) 1.98%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 1.98%, [i didnt](/topic/i-didnt) 1.98%, [addicted](/topic/addicted) 1.98%, [i want](/topic/i-want) 1.98%, [sexy](/topic/sexy) 0.99%, [idc](/topic/idc) 0.99%, [humans](/topic/humans) 0.99%

**Top assets mentioned**
[Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"seeing girls obsessed with themselves makes me so happy like exactly baby ur so sexy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1913961124027945182)  2025-04-20T14:21Z [----] followers, 912.5K engagements


"i may not have a type but i do have a Pattern"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1923451311825052037)  2025-05-16T18:51Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements


""idk i'll see" = i'm not coming never was coming never even considered it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926703718507892986)  2025-05-25T18:15Z [----] followers, 2.8M engagements


"romo (relief of missing out)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926974771427676297)  2025-05-26T12:12Z [----] followers, 6.6M engagements


""you told your groupchat already" god forbid i report back to headquarters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1931076337634013454)  2025-06-06T19:50Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements


""soon" is so funny because like when"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1931548072867254714)  2025-06-08T03:05Z [----] followers, 726.4K engagements


"yes i'm a hater but i hate with ethics nuance and critical analysis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1952929809765679120)  2025-08-06T03:08Z [----] followers, 12.3M engagements


"Being rude to waiters cleaners or customer service assistants is very telling of someone's character"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/2010225524225053006)  2026-01-11T05:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"if we ain't fucking up each others sleeping schedule then it's not real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1967090593080950992)  2025-09-14T04:58Z [----] followers, 70.9K engagements


""you're so quiet" i don't have a single thing to say to you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1922092903008006186)  2025-05-13T00:53Z [----] followers, 280.5K engagements


"LIKES ARE PUBLIC AGAIN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1988825084916621809)  2025-11-13T04:23Z [----] followers, 24.9K engagements


"im tired of things costing money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1988825386222785021)  2025-11-13T04:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""I dOn'T LiKe suBtiTleS" if you can't read fast baby just say that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1988825662778409031)  2025-11-13T04:26Z [----] followers, 26.6K engagements


"i be like "idc" then my chest start hurting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1988825728599617602)  2025-11-13T04:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"a large group of humans is called a fuck that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1989172479655555456)  2025-11-14T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"it costs nothing to chew with your mouth shut"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1989172523309887559)  2025-11-14T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"sending your selfies to NASA because youre a star"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1989172624111616318)  2025-11-14T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"UNPOPULAR OPINION: A 9-5 SCHEDULE IS OVERRATED. A 7-3 SCHEDULE LETS YOU WAKE EARLY FINISH EARLY AND HAVE YOUR AFTERNOON FREE FOR A SECOND JOB NAPS OR PERSONAL TIME"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1991044856547090619)  2025-11-19T07:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""who hurt you" me i keep making bad decisions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1992349811379699843)  2025-11-22T21:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"romo (relief of missing out)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1993151945981264010)  2025-11-25T02:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"when i like a song i just overdo it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1901034400285921614)  2025-03-15T22:14Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements


"for someone with a dry phone im on it way too much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1907609410404221082)  2025-04-03T01:41Z [----] followers, 788.2K engagements


"y'all see this 🚩 but i see this ⛳ because i love myself a good game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1910836836601061743)  2025-04-11T23:26Z [----] followers, 708.6K engagements


""LoVe FiNdS yOu" well does this bitch need my address"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1914067650029760717)  2025-04-20T21:24Z [----] followers, 504.5K engagements


"now i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1915452985171206601)  2025-04-24T17:09Z [----] followers, 820.8K engagements


"just found out you can like [--] tweets at the same time using two fingers and now i can't stop doing it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1915607650789716172)  2025-04-25T03:23Z [----] followers, 22.5M engagements


""YoU're AlwAyS tHe FiRst To LeEve wOrk" god forbid i act my wage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1917271881930989997)  2025-04-29T17:36Z [----] followers, 5.4M engagements


"i hate pending payments just take that shit and go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1920563771413520582)  2025-05-08T19:37Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements


"why cant my career pursue me instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1920889549967835611)  2025-05-09T17:12Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements


"well this weekend lasted a good [--] minutes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1921593426836938887)  2025-05-11T15:49Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements


"being in your 20's is like "if i can just get through this week i'll be ok" but it's every freaking week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1922846081827688869)  2025-05-15T02:46Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements


"months are passing by like weeks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1923527725203022038)  2025-05-16T23:55Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements


"you know its about to be a bomb ass sleep when you say fuck the charger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1924265250662011084)  2025-05-19T00:46Z [----] followers, 2.8M engagements


""at your big age" is one of my favourite insults"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1924610350227370261)  2025-05-19T23:37Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements


""you look unapproachable" and here you are. approaching me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1925863323469271528)  2025-05-23T10:36Z [----] followers, 853K engagements


"im tired of things costing money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1925939685672554781)  2025-05-23T15:39Z [----] followers, 2.7M engagements


"hey sorry im late i didnt want to come"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1925959239110975696)  2025-05-23T16:57Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements


"what the hell did Jehovah even witness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1926350911158239526)  2025-05-24T18:53Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements


"sending your selfies to NASA because youre a star"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926469156284629147)  2025-05-25T02:43Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements


"if we "talk" you ain't single. we in a pending relationship. you in the cart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1926805258405048631)  2025-05-26T00:59Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements


"the era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1927449019032236157)  2025-05-27T19:37Z [----] followers, 5.2M engagements


"having a crush is so stupid like why is this mf in my head at 8am"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1936158127939817645)  2025-06-20T20:24Z [----] followers, 785.2K engagements


"the first person to ever throw up was probably like ok what the fuck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1940717517649203290)  2025-07-03T10:21Z [----] followers, 6.4M engagements


"blocking isn't enough i wanna throw tomatoes at you like you're a medieval criminal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1952549536901017949)  2025-08-05T01:57Z [----] followers, 1M engagements


"Some people are human medicine. You spend an hour with them and everything feels better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1899797832661414315)  2025-03-12T12:21Z [----] followers, 993.2K engagements


"Been farting anywhere lately idgaf anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1900225397356126448)  2025-03-13T16:40Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements


"i will not accept a hint i will act dumb until you say it with your chest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1901303603526066584)  2025-03-16T16:04Z [----] followers, 2.2M engagements


""I like you" nahhh you find me attractive. there's a BIG difference"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1902042338559504606)  2025-03-18T17:00Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements


"PLEASE communicate to me when i've done something that bothers you or you don't understand. let me apologize and learn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1904506912487383535)  2025-03-25T12:13Z [----] followers, 785.9K engagements


""yOu BriNgiNg Up oLd sHiT" No bitch l'm exposing a pattern"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1906296747183206407)  2025-03-30T10:45Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements


"probably needed a hug but napped all day to forget reality instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1909069321029951521)  2025-04-07T02:22Z [----] followers, 901.1K engagements


"I don't get MAD easily I get annoyed easily. MAJOR difference"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1909301975273082993)  2025-04-07T17:47Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements


"i don't think people understand how observant i am like im really not a fool"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1909622184848347334)  2025-04-08T14:59Z [----] followers, 870.8K engagements


"having anxiety is so stupid like what do you mean im scared of hanging out with my friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1910453938500813222)  2025-04-10T22:04Z [----] followers, 810.5K engagements


"i be like "omg i have so much to do" and then lay down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1911135298810945568)  2025-04-12T19:12Z [----] followers, 828.1K engagements


""yOuRe pRObABly tALkInG To sOmEoNe ElSe" stfu im barely talking to you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1911475620191567914)  2025-04-13T17:44Z [----] followers, 647K engagements


"for someone who loves to sleep so much you think I'd go to bed earlier"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1912691603140919369)  2025-04-17T02:16Z [----] followers, 3.6M engagements


"I love saying "why would i lie" when I'm lying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1913375884788039732)  2025-04-18T23:35Z [----] followers, 2.6M engagements


"I cringe sooooooo hard when I think about some moments in my life like WHYYYYYY DIDDDDD I EVERRR DO THAT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1914027920445808986)  2025-04-20T18:46Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements


"Sorry i didn't text you back i was pretending i didn't see it and i ended up actually forgetting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1914346979674538171)  2025-04-21T15:54Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements


""because i don't want to" is an extremely valid reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1914384856286449952)  2025-04-21T18:24Z [----] followers, 940.5K engagements


"i started using cringy emojis as a joke now I'm addicted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1914637312148844635)  2025-04-22T11:08Z [----] followers, 651.1K engagements


"apple music should be FREE because i got an apple phone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1914784322705613208)  2025-04-22T20:52Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements


"my sleeping pattern ain't even a pattern anymore it's a freestyle that's on shuffle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1915020271632666912)  2025-04-23T12:29Z [----] followers, 767.2K engagements


"just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past [--] years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1915150585013170391)  2025-04-23T21:07Z [----] followers, 5.9M engagements


"I hate looking ugly the first time I meet someone like wait I can do better than this I swear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1915354615249244470)  2025-04-24T10:38Z [----] followers, 566.8K engagements


"It's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1916565905875628258)  2025-04-27T18:51Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements


"what a fucking year this week has been"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1919129141653201184)  2025-05-04T20:36Z [----] followers, 749.5K engagements


"once i get comfortable with someone i just talk a lot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1919416602493067286)  2025-05-05T15:39Z [----] followers, 864.7K engagements


"my favorite thing to do is go home & lay down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1920589061896437937)  2025-05-08T21:18Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements


"i deleted your city off of my weather app"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1923477268233388174)  2025-05-16T20:34Z [----] followers, 612.8K engagements


""I dOn'T LiKe suBtiTleS" if you can't read fast baby just say that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1923544280657707478)  2025-05-17T01:01Z [----] followers, 493.8K engagements


"rip to those whose bedroom is the hottest room in their house"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1923764869846683812)  2025-05-17T15:37Z [----] followers, 4.9M engagements


"i'm definitely a "i think you're lying but okay" person"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1923779489927962663)  2025-05-17T16:35Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements


"im constipated and celibate the way i don't give a shit or fuck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1924439222980616242)  2025-05-19T12:17Z [----] followers, 2.3M engagements


"i highly recommend a clingy lovey-dovey partner. life's too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1925247999396942036)  2025-05-21T17:51Z [----] followers, 891.3K engagements


"if i'm sending a message in parts don't interrupt me. wait your turn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1925955319022162010)  2025-05-23T16:41Z [----] followers, 5M engagements


""who hurt you" me i keep making bad decisions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926001052525924353)  2025-05-23T19:43Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements


"i always feel sleepy except when i want to sleep"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926098135341838606)  2025-05-24T02:09Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements


"car rides by yourself with loud music. are good for the soul"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926352254895870255)  2025-05-24T18:59Z [----] followers, 1M engagements


"did it hurt when i told you to google it and i was right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926417399491833941)  2025-05-24T23:17Z [----] followers, 6.4M engagements


"i'm so sick of these little [--] minute weekends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1926734998071128250)  2025-05-25T20:19Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements


"why can't i be addicted to something productive like gym or saving money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1927379382827401555)  2025-05-27T15:00Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements


"the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1927729139781423501)  2025-05-28T14:10Z [----] followers, 2.8M engagements


"i actually love telling the truth because yeah now what"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1931035312941117606)  2025-06-06T17:07Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements


"outfit repeater meal repeater movie rewatcher i know what i like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1931283301303566679)  2025-06-07T09:33Z [----] followers, 5.9M engagements


"please text me back im about to start making stuff up in my head and the stuff is all bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1931745219310920030)  2025-06-08T16:08Z [----] followers, 689.5K engagements


"sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1932525706094813190)  2025-06-10T19:50Z [----] followers, 5.4M engagements


"fuck a breakup have you ever realised one of your friends was kind of a terrible person"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1932747764745576957)  2025-06-11T10:32Z [----] followers, 8.7M engagements


"girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1932776900679651681)  2025-06-11T12:28Z [----] followers, 779.6K engagements


"sorry for over explaining myself i got yelled at a lot as a child"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1933117430533870037)  2025-06-12T11:01Z [----] followers, 839.8K engagements


"when twins arent identical im like ok then what was the point of all that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1933223667472712167)  2025-06-12T18:03Z [----] followers, 5.1M engagements


"sometimes i want to text "ANSWER ME" but that's not how you communicate with people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1933275939162476669)  2025-06-12T21:31Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements


""why do you reply so fast" because it's either now or in a few business days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1933935503646069047)  2025-06-14T17:12Z [----] followers, 710.3K engagements


"my toxic trait is being productive for 20mins then giving myself a [--] hour break"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1934242969617416423)  2025-06-15T13:33Z [----] followers, 1M engagements


"hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1934292359954551078)  2025-06-15T16:50Z [----] followers, 809.9K engagements


"i can't do this anymore i mean i can and i will obviously but i can't fucking do this anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1941504224803815790)  2025-07-05T14:27Z [----] followers, 1M engagements


"well well well if it isn't the bridge i said i d cross when i came to it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1944424839298555943)  2025-07-13T15:53Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements


"tbh i think someone putting a blanket on u when ur asleep is the purest thing ever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1945642916078391316)  2025-07-17T00:33Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements


"i've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i've had enough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1948878740379107508)  2025-07-25T22:51Z [----] followers, 4.5M engagements


"bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alfienxo/status/1949127539990888750)  2025-07-26T15:19Z [----] followers, 16.7M engagements

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alfie posts on X about money, the first, god, if you the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social Influence

Social category influence finance 2.97% stocks 0.99% technology brands 0.99%

Social topic influence money 2.97%, the first 2.97%, god 1.98%, if you 1.98%, i didnt 1.98%, addicted 1.98%, i want 1.98%, sexy 0.99%, idc 0.99%, humans 0.99%

Top assets mentioned Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"seeing girls obsessed with themselves makes me so happy like exactly baby ur so sexy"
X Link 2025-04-20T14:21Z [----] followers, 912.5K engagements

"i may not have a type but i do have a Pattern"
X Link 2025-05-16T18:51Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements

""idk i'll see" = i'm not coming never was coming never even considered it"
X Link 2025-05-25T18:15Z [----] followers, 2.8M engagements

"romo (relief of missing out)"
X Link 2025-05-26T12:12Z [----] followers, 6.6M engagements

""you told your groupchat already" god forbid i report back to headquarters"
X Link 2025-06-06T19:50Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements

""soon" is so funny because like when"
X Link 2025-06-08T03:05Z [----] followers, 726.4K engagements

"yes i'm a hater but i hate with ethics nuance and critical analysis"
X Link 2025-08-06T03:08Z [----] followers, 12.3M engagements

"Being rude to waiters cleaners or customer service assistants is very telling of someone's character"
X Link 2026-01-11T05:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"if we ain't fucking up each others sleeping schedule then it's not real"
X Link 2025-09-14T04:58Z [----] followers, 70.9K engagements

""you're so quiet" i don't have a single thing to say to you"
X Link 2025-05-13T00:53Z [----] followers, 280.5K engagements

"LIKES ARE PUBLIC AGAIN"
X Link 2025-11-13T04:23Z [----] followers, 24.9K engagements

"im tired of things costing money"
X Link 2025-11-13T04:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""I dOn'T LiKe suBtiTleS" if you can't read fast baby just say that"
X Link 2025-11-13T04:26Z [----] followers, 26.6K engagements

"i be like "idc" then my chest start hurting"
X Link 2025-11-13T04:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"a large group of humans is called a fuck that"
X Link 2025-11-14T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"it costs nothing to chew with your mouth shut"
X Link 2025-11-14T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"sending your selfies to NASA because youre a star"
X Link 2025-11-14T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"UNPOPULAR OPINION: A 9-5 SCHEDULE IS OVERRATED. A 7-3 SCHEDULE LETS YOU WAKE EARLY FINISH EARLY AND HAVE YOUR AFTERNOON FREE FOR A SECOND JOB NAPS OR PERSONAL TIME"
X Link 2025-11-19T07:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""who hurt you" me i keep making bad decisions"
X Link 2025-11-22T21:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"romo (relief of missing out)"
X Link 2025-11-25T02:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"when i like a song i just overdo it"
X Link 2025-03-15T22:14Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements

"for someone with a dry phone im on it way too much"
X Link 2025-04-03T01:41Z [----] followers, 788.2K engagements

"y'all see this 🚩 but i see this ⛳ because i love myself a good game"
X Link 2025-04-11T23:26Z [----] followers, 708.6K engagements

""LoVe FiNdS yOu" well does this bitch need my address"
X Link 2025-04-20T21:24Z [----] followers, 504.5K engagements

"now i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside"
X Link 2025-04-24T17:09Z [----] followers, 820.8K engagements

"just found out you can like [--] tweets at the same time using two fingers and now i can't stop doing it"
X Link 2025-04-25T03:23Z [----] followers, 22.5M engagements

""YoU're AlwAyS tHe FiRst To LeEve wOrk" god forbid i act my wage"
X Link 2025-04-29T17:36Z [----] followers, 5.4M engagements

"i hate pending payments just take that shit and go"
X Link 2025-05-08T19:37Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements

"why cant my career pursue me instead"
X Link 2025-05-09T17:12Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements

"well this weekend lasted a good [--] minutes"
X Link 2025-05-11T15:49Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements

"being in your 20's is like "if i can just get through this week i'll be ok" but it's every freaking week"
X Link 2025-05-15T02:46Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements

"months are passing by like weeks"
X Link 2025-05-16T23:55Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements

"you know its about to be a bomb ass sleep when you say fuck the charger"
X Link 2025-05-19T00:46Z [----] followers, 2.8M engagements

""at your big age" is one of my favourite insults"
X Link 2025-05-19T23:37Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements

""you look unapproachable" and here you are. approaching me"
X Link 2025-05-23T10:36Z [----] followers, 853K engagements

"im tired of things costing money"
X Link 2025-05-23T15:39Z [----] followers, 2.7M engagements

"hey sorry im late i didnt want to come"
X Link 2025-05-23T16:57Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements

"what the hell did Jehovah even witness"
X Link 2025-05-24T18:53Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements

"sending your selfies to NASA because youre a star"
X Link 2025-05-25T02:43Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements

"if we "talk" you ain't single. we in a pending relationship. you in the cart"
X Link 2025-05-26T00:59Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements

"the era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy"
X Link 2025-05-27T19:37Z [----] followers, 5.2M engagements

"having a crush is so stupid like why is this mf in my head at 8am"
X Link 2025-06-20T20:24Z [----] followers, 785.2K engagements

"the first person to ever throw up was probably like ok what the fuck"
X Link 2025-07-03T10:21Z [----] followers, 6.4M engagements

"blocking isn't enough i wanna throw tomatoes at you like you're a medieval criminal"
X Link 2025-08-05T01:57Z [----] followers, 1M engagements

"Some people are human medicine. You spend an hour with them and everything feels better"
X Link 2025-03-12T12:21Z [----] followers, 993.2K engagements

"Been farting anywhere lately idgaf anymore"
X Link 2025-03-13T16:40Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements

"i will not accept a hint i will act dumb until you say it with your chest"
X Link 2025-03-16T16:04Z [----] followers, 2.2M engagements

""I like you" nahhh you find me attractive. there's a BIG difference"
X Link 2025-03-18T17:00Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements

"PLEASE communicate to me when i've done something that bothers you or you don't understand. let me apologize and learn"
X Link 2025-03-25T12:13Z [----] followers, 785.9K engagements

""yOu BriNgiNg Up oLd sHiT" No bitch l'm exposing a pattern"
X Link 2025-03-30T10:45Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements

"probably needed a hug but napped all day to forget reality instead"
X Link 2025-04-07T02:22Z [----] followers, 901.1K engagements

"I don't get MAD easily I get annoyed easily. MAJOR difference"
X Link 2025-04-07T17:47Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements

"i don't think people understand how observant i am like im really not a fool"
X Link 2025-04-08T14:59Z [----] followers, 870.8K engagements

"having anxiety is so stupid like what do you mean im scared of hanging out with my friends"
X Link 2025-04-10T22:04Z [----] followers, 810.5K engagements

"i be like "omg i have so much to do" and then lay down"
X Link 2025-04-12T19:12Z [----] followers, 828.1K engagements

""yOuRe pRObABly tALkInG To sOmEoNe ElSe" stfu im barely talking to you"
X Link 2025-04-13T17:44Z [----] followers, 647K engagements

"for someone who loves to sleep so much you think I'd go to bed earlier"
X Link 2025-04-17T02:16Z [----] followers, 3.6M engagements

"I love saying "why would i lie" when I'm lying"
X Link 2025-04-18T23:35Z [----] followers, 2.6M engagements

"I cringe sooooooo hard when I think about some moments in my life like WHYYYYYY DIDDDDD I EVERRR DO THAT"
X Link 2025-04-20T18:46Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements

"Sorry i didn't text you back i was pretending i didn't see it and i ended up actually forgetting"
X Link 2025-04-21T15:54Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements

""because i don't want to" is an extremely valid reason"
X Link 2025-04-21T18:24Z [----] followers, 940.5K engagements

"i started using cringy emojis as a joke now I'm addicted"
X Link 2025-04-22T11:08Z [----] followers, 651.1K engagements

"apple music should be FREE because i got an apple phone"
X Link 2025-04-22T20:52Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements

"my sleeping pattern ain't even a pattern anymore it's a freestyle that's on shuffle"
X Link 2025-04-23T12:29Z [----] followers, 767.2K engagements

"just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past [--] years"
X Link 2025-04-23T21:07Z [----] followers, 5.9M engagements

"I hate looking ugly the first time I meet someone like wait I can do better than this I swear"
X Link 2025-04-24T10:38Z [----] followers, 566.8K engagements

"It's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm"
X Link 2025-04-27T18:51Z [----] followers, 1.8M engagements

"what a fucking year this week has been"
X Link 2025-05-04T20:36Z [----] followers, 749.5K engagements

"once i get comfortable with someone i just talk a lot"
X Link 2025-05-05T15:39Z [----] followers, 864.7K engagements

"my favorite thing to do is go home & lay down"
X Link 2025-05-08T21:18Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements

"i deleted your city off of my weather app"
X Link 2025-05-16T20:34Z [----] followers, 612.8K engagements

""I dOn'T LiKe suBtiTleS" if you can't read fast baby just say that"
X Link 2025-05-17T01:01Z [----] followers, 493.8K engagements

"rip to those whose bedroom is the hottest room in their house"
X Link 2025-05-17T15:37Z [----] followers, 4.9M engagements

"i'm definitely a "i think you're lying but okay" person"
X Link 2025-05-17T16:35Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements

"im constipated and celibate the way i don't give a shit or fuck"
X Link 2025-05-19T12:17Z [----] followers, 2.3M engagements

"i highly recommend a clingy lovey-dovey partner. life's too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore"
X Link 2025-05-21T17:51Z [----] followers, 891.3K engagements

"if i'm sending a message in parts don't interrupt me. wait your turn"
X Link 2025-05-23T16:41Z [----] followers, 5M engagements

""who hurt you" me i keep making bad decisions"
X Link 2025-05-23T19:43Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements

"i always feel sleepy except when i want to sleep"
X Link 2025-05-24T02:09Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements

"car rides by yourself with loud music. are good for the soul"
X Link 2025-05-24T18:59Z [----] followers, 1M engagements

"did it hurt when i told you to google it and i was right"
X Link 2025-05-24T23:17Z [----] followers, 6.4M engagements

"i'm so sick of these little [--] minute weekends"
X Link 2025-05-25T20:19Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements

"why can't i be addicted to something productive like gym or saving money"
X Link 2025-05-27T15:00Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements

"the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job"
X Link 2025-05-28T14:10Z [----] followers, 2.8M engagements

"i actually love telling the truth because yeah now what"
X Link 2025-06-06T17:07Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements

"outfit repeater meal repeater movie rewatcher i know what i like"
X Link 2025-06-07T09:33Z [----] followers, 5.9M engagements

"please text me back im about to start making stuff up in my head and the stuff is all bad"
X Link 2025-06-08T16:08Z [----] followers, 689.5K engagements

"sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time"
X Link 2025-06-10T19:50Z [----] followers, 5.4M engagements

"fuck a breakup have you ever realised one of your friends was kind of a terrible person"
X Link 2025-06-11T10:32Z [----] followers, 8.7M engagements

"girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more"
X Link 2025-06-11T12:28Z [----] followers, 779.6K engagements

"sorry for over explaining myself i got yelled at a lot as a child"
X Link 2025-06-12T11:01Z [----] followers, 839.8K engagements

"when twins arent identical im like ok then what was the point of all that"
X Link 2025-06-12T18:03Z [----] followers, 5.1M engagements

"sometimes i want to text "ANSWER ME" but that's not how you communicate with people"
X Link 2025-06-12T21:31Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements

""why do you reply so fast" because it's either now or in a few business days"
X Link 2025-06-14T17:12Z [----] followers, 710.3K engagements

"my toxic trait is being productive for 20mins then giving myself a [--] hour break"
X Link 2025-06-15T13:33Z [----] followers, 1M engagements

"hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired"
X Link 2025-06-15T16:50Z [----] followers, 809.9K engagements

"i can't do this anymore i mean i can and i will obviously but i can't fucking do this anymore"
X Link 2025-07-05T14:27Z [----] followers, 1M engagements

"well well well if it isn't the bridge i said i d cross when i came to it"
X Link 2025-07-13T15:53Z [----] followers, 1.4M engagements

"tbh i think someone putting a blanket on u when ur asleep is the purest thing ever"
X Link 2025-07-17T00:33Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements

"i've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i've had enough"
X Link 2025-07-25T22:51Z [----] followers, 4.5M engagements

"bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form"
X Link 2025-07-26T15:19Z [----] followers, 16.7M engagements

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