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# ![@_two_goats Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1899237188807888896.png) @_two_goats Twogoats

Twogoats posts on X about haaland, norway, portugal, mls the most. They currently have XXXXX followers and 1965 posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

### Engagements: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1899237188807888896/interactions)
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- X Month XXXXXXX +6.60%
- X Months XXXXXXXXX +19,777%

### Mentions: XXX [#](/creator/twitter::1899237188807888896/posts_active)
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- X Months XXXXX +2,463%

### Followers: XXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1899237188807888896/followers)
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### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1899237188807888896/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1899237188807888896/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [countries](/list/countries)  [la liga](/list/la-liga)  [finance](/list/finance) 

**Social topic influence**
[haaland](/topic/haaland) #800, [norway](/topic/norway) #722, [portugal](/topic/portugal) #1259, [mls](/topic/mls) #851, [decent](/topic/decent) #362, [france](/topic/france), [premier league](/topic/premier-league), [banger](/topic/banger) #174, [kane](/topic/kane), [goat](/topic/goat)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1899237188807888896/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"@ErlkingHaaland @AviChecker @jugov5 @Quesoqonse Sounds like a skill issue lmao. List out all his UCL kk performances rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1978828234100769195) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-16T14:19Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @ChingChibg19224 @someballfacts @yezfootball @VibiRMCF15 @Raiihaan707 @AviChecker @FootZee_ @4beer99 @MetiRMA lmfaooo Haaland fans are actually so shameless lol. Ngl I don't even take them seriously cuz they cant even argue for why he could be the goat or anything like that lol. Theire entire argument is based on the shit stat of "ratios""  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1978976258190188709) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-17T00:08Z 1069 followers, XXX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @ChingChibg19224 @someballfacts @yezfootball @VibiRMCF15 @Raiihaan707 @AviChecker @FootZee_ @4beer99 @MetiRMA @city_trebl69930 UCL top scorer He prob breaks XXX but not all time top scorer Int top scorer Cant tell based on how good Norway remain. This time they got lucky with good form + an extremely easy group"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1978980849564684586) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-17T00:26Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @ChingChibg19224 @someballfacts @yezfootball @VibiRMCF15 @Raiihaan707 @AviChecker @FootZee_ @4beer99 @MetiRMA Most of what you said is bait "leaving Messi and Ronaldo with nothing" nigga you've tried using this line a million times already but dont back it up with anything and just use it as bait. It doesn't work lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1978981023321907382) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-17T00:26Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@moi88189061 @HasHaalandApp @ChingChibg19224 @someballfacts @yezfootball @VibiRMCF15 @Raiihaan707 @AviChecker @FootZee_ @4beer99 @MetiRMA His big game performances are so ass its actually hilarious"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1978981134563447101) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-17T00:27Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@xabiout @criminaldo_ @ayushmaan283 @TheNassrZone fr bruh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1978995657810583679) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-17T01:25Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@DragoSoriano @frontlinekit Well this is because they literally shifted Poland west as part of the treaty Why would you let Poland keep their new lands and their old lands"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979015796245324102) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-17T02:45Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@YMCanalyse @FireSierre7 Dont we already do this in our heads"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979051732119208323) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-17T05:07Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@ChingChibg19224 @HasHaalandApp @someballfacts @yezfootball @VibiRMCF15 @Raiihaan707 @AviChecker @FootZee_ @4beer99 @MetiRMA uhhh no its not lol. This is like flexing a championship Golden Boot against a premier league Golden boot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979172671339270395) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-17T13:08Z 1064 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @Bellingham10ii @FootZee_ Me when I fake stats You can remove all of ronaldo's penalties and he's still the all time top scorer of the competition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979173115813863733) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-17T13:10Z 1065 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @ChingChibg19224 @someballfacts @yezfootball @VibiRMCF15 @Raiihaan707 @AviChecker @FootZee_ @4beer99 @MetiRMA Yea especially in terms of the awards they gotta fix that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979173212983369832) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-17T13:10Z 1064 followers, XX engagements


"@ErlkingHaaland no lmao they still haven't been officially eliminated cuz of Nations League rankings. If we use this logic San Marino is a big team too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979173660339360150) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-17T13:12Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @Bellingham10ii @FootZee_ Uhhhh lmao no. This is just a BS take. Ronaldo is like a T25 WC top scorer has one of the most iconic WC performances of all time and has never gone goalless. Not to mention he's also never singlehandedly eliminated his team like mbappe in 2021"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979174081292292504) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-17T13:14Z 1064 followers, XX engagements


"@ErlkingHaaland Their chances are basically the same as Moldova lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979174174082937220) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-17T13:14Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @Bellingham10ii @FootZee_ Uhh not rly but it is the major part of his legacy. That singular performance clears anything mbappe's has done in the euros lol. Ronaldo has been to X world cups 2006 - Good 2010 - Mid/Bad 2014 - Decent 2018 - Great 2022 - Shit Mbappe at euros: 2020 - Abysmal 2024 - shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979175312312406343) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-17T13:19Z 1066 followers, XX engagements


"@deep_defenders nga why do you even hate lewy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979402997252923820) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-18T04:23Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@MCFCGabster @doeshavelamine @HasHaalandApp Hes improving but he hasnt come close to breaking Ronaldo and Messis records lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979588395547668961) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-18T16:40Z 1066 followers, XX engagements


"@ErlkingHaaland @kykyszn @AviChecker @Quesoqonse @HasHaalandApp most obvious ghosting sesh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979679071748739203) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-18T22:40Z 1064 followers, XX engagements


"@laminimessi @bellixRM Like that other state bruh next to Bihar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979774602365809126) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T05:00Z 1066 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Al fateh and al Riyadh are unarguably bangers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979945133736099870) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T16:18Z 1066 followers, X engagements


"@jahiid08 Both great strikers Lewy is the greatest of the generation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979962980902298039) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T17:28Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Players roles shift over time it happened to Messi and Ronaldo as well. And also no way u deadass think current Messi is close to prime Messi lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979964545474171317) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T17:35Z 1067 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @AviChecker 😭😭😭 says the guy who tries to fake his own stats and record to try to make it seem like Mbappe holds many records. Your delusion actually pmo ngl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980034692515840483) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T22:13Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker yea but rn Norway is good and got lucky AF with their group. You rly think Norway is gonna stay a decent team + get these lucky ass draws every time Like even put them in portugal's current group - They get cooked by Portugal play haramball Ireland (low scoring) then hungary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980051879850844329) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T23:22Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Wxdge09 Im mostly 2ish. The tanned parts of by body like my arms and lower part of my legs are prob like XXX but less orange"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1978888441828872507) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-16T18:19Z 1066 followers, XX engagements


"@TheNassrZone LMAOOOOOO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979239214270267440) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-17T17:32Z 1068 followers, XXX engagements


"@city_trebl69930 @1Aryannnnn copium pro max"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979679620787241431) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-18T22:42Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp How we feeling Abt Messi Golden Boot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979696579574739292) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-18T23:50Z 1068 followers, XXX engagements


"GOAAAAAAAALLLLL: 4-2 TO MIAMI AND ITS A HATTRICK FOR MESSSIIIIIII"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979699239153500389) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T00:00Z 1066 followers, XXX engagements


"Fastest to XX goals in the MLS: 🥇 . - XX apps 🥈 Zlatan - XX apps 🥉 J. Martinez - XX apps Yet another record broken 🐐"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979721545888190849) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T01:29Z 1066 followers, XXX engagements


"@laminimessi @bellixRM Jarkand bruh thats what I was thinking of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979776820674441545) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T05:09Z 1067 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Ronaldo is far better than 2022 as well Also omds Messi now is not like 2019 be fr. Theyre still good but not at their prime level"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979967524243718368) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T17:46Z 1067 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @ErlkingHaaland haaland fans They are useless to argue against tcuz they just resort to DELUSIONAL and what ifs. "What if Haaland carries Norway to a world cup" "What if Haaland scores XX goals in a year""  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980055102481383490) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T23:34Z 1066 followers, XX engagements


"@NorwegianLad9 @ErlkingHaaland Interesting. Should I make a graph or smthng like that week by week or month by month depicting how these compare to Messi and Ronaldos best seasons It lowkey might be interesting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979583299636101125) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-18T16:20Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"MESSSSSSIIIIIIII GOALLLLLLLLL 1-0 TO MIAMI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979681116656377965) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-18T22:48Z 1068 followers, XXX engagements


"OFFICIAL 🚨 - Messi wins the MLS Golden Boot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979703118322672122) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T00:16Z 1068 followers, XXX engagements


"@laminimessi Holy cope do you realize the context of the celebration Obviously Ronaldo's scored many Hattricks but not once has he taken his shirt off since THAT Villareal game. Here he missed a pen then like XX seconds later scored an absolute fucking screamer to win the game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979745732057026808) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T03:05Z 1068 followers, XXX engagements


"@jahiid08 Nahh all comps. His goal scoring was a bit slower last season due to absolute dogshit pioli tactics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979810966402724119) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T07:24Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@ErlkingHaaland 😭😭😭 scenes when Norway gets dunked on at the World Cup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979930406838292487) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T15:19Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Alright X. Vs Al fateh 25/26 X. Vs Al Riyadh 24/25 X. Vs Al Al Akhdoud 23/24 X. Vs Al Duhail 23/24 X. Vs Al Khaleej 23/24 X. Vs Abha 23/24 X. Vs Al Shabab 22/23 I didnt even include any goals that were low to the ground all of these were curlers or bangers. A ha was a chip"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979936642787123333) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T15:44Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 This is Al duhail 23/24"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979938431410254023) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T15:51Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Al khaleej 23/24"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979938802249675002) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T15:52Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Al Shabab 22/23"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979940435612291272) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T15:59Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Ive showed you X in total now all of these ones from my initial list except we didnt count Abha so instead we used this Al Ahli goal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979943273637761387) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T16:10Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 How You admitted all the ones I showed you are bangers except the Abha goal and Shabab goal. Then using your criteria we eliminated the Abha goal and replaced it with the Al Ahli goal. But we came to the consensus that Shabab was a banger once again using your criteria"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979944145344229520) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T16:14Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 How Al fateh is the one from yesterday. Riyadh is that insane volley from the end of last season"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979948933981028660) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T16:33Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Tbf u set some strict criteria X. Outside the box X. Curlers or power shots X. No chips Considering an average premier league striker only scores XX% of his goals from outside the box if we just look at how Ronaldo compares to those hes well above it at 14%"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979951923550916883) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T16:44Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@jahiid08 Suarez is not better than Lewandowski wtf. Suarez was good for like X years and after that was dogshi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979967908873904413) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T17:48Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 But you accept that I showed you at least X bangers from Ronaldo for Al nassr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979969372736385431) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T17:54Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Omg no way you deleted the tweet of you saying youd drop complaining if I named X bangers 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Holy shit man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979970795599515671) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T17:59Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @kykyszn Club friendlies aren't official games lol wtf are you on rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980017856394952771) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T21:06Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @kykyszn @Wxdge09 this shameless guy is counting club friendly goals in mbappe's tally 😭😭😭 you got stats on Messi and Ronaldo's club friendlies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980019514680201337) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T21:13Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @kykyszn @Wxdge09 Idk never been shameless enough to count friendly stats"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980020117183557801) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T21:15Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@ErlkingHaaland Hidaki when we making the bet. If he hits XX by the end of the season Ill become a Haaland fan for a month. If he doesnt then u become a Messi fan for a month"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980031763373330607) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T22:02Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker XX% of their records are never gonna be broken lmao. But Yea obviously Messi and Ronaldo don't hold every single record in the sport. But they do hold most of the important ones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980045971376763305) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T22:58Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker None of these even have a chance at being broken except maybe most international goals but even that's unlikely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980050315073458207) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T23:15Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker Most UCL goals in a season isn't being broken but sure. Most WC's scored in DEFINETLY isn't being broken. Once Ronaldo scores next year you really think someone else is scoring in X world cups ALso I can name each of their records too u just asked for both"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980052140073898463) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T23:23Z 1068 followers, X engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker Hes def surpassing Mbappe cuz there's like a X goal difference but Haaland isn't gonna get this lucky with groups or his team anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980052418860859748) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T23:24Z 1067 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker not rly tbh cuz if you think about it those statpad sessions vs kosovo would be replaced with matches against France and Spain lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980054684409966698) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T23:33Z 1067 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker His goalscoring rate Sure its impressive but lets not act like Messi didn't have a scoring rate of XXX and maintain it THROUGHOUT AN ENTIRE SEASON"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980054909606392073) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T23:34Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker Bud France would clap the living fuck outta Norway lmao. France isn't as good as 2022 France but tis still FRANCE. Norway would get clobbered by any top side itw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980055244651536460) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T23:35Z 1067 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker you beat Germany and barely lost to Spain 5-4. You guys are not bad just not as good as before. Still a t4 team on the planet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980055836430139875) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T23:37Z 1067 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker if he continues scoring at his current rate (8.5 goals per year) it will take him XXXX years to reach Ronaldo (and that's only if Ronaldo retires in 2026). If we use his goals per game ratio (1.1 goals per game) he needs XX more games to reach (avg X games a year) which is 11.4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980058365721244136) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T23:47Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker So no matter what ratio you look at he needs to continue scoring at his current rate for another 11-12 years (Until he's 36-37) which is somewhat unrealistic Dont you think Sure I guess it might be in reach"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980058531006222732) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T23:48Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker 2028 at least cuz that's how long Messi's contract goes. After that we just gotta wait and see"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980059475680874768) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T23:52Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@ErlkingHaaland Alr so we're making the bet If Haaland hits XX goals this season I become a Haaland fan for a month. If Haaland fails to hit it then you become a Messi fan for a month. All this is only if he gets no major injuries. Deal done"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980035021101810001) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T22:15Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@FerlandMendiddy @HasHaalandApp @AviChecker I lost a bet bruh lmao which is why I had an Mbappe PFP for a week like a few weeks ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980038201055347164) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T22:27Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@ErlkingHaaland no disrespecting Messi and sure u can prop Haaland but your profile picture banner and bio all have to include Messi to make it seem like you're a Messi fan. Like remember what I did for Mbappe when I lost a bet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980038438595563705) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T22:28Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@FerlandMendiddy @HasHaalandApp @AviChecker No I was never an Mbappe fan. But I don't mind defending him once in a while against Haaland and stuff like that. I do think he's the best player of this generation by a decent gap but he comes no where close to messi's and Ronaldo lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980038666316837171) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T22:29Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@FerlandMendiddy @ErlkingHaaland no this dude genuinely hates Messi. Also its far more helpful for me if this guy became a Messi fan for a month cuz idgaf if he slanders mbappe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980040424099303934) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T22:36Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker So you're saying he's gonna have moments where he's the most iconic player ever nah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980040540277411961) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T22:37Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@ErlkingHaaland He broke the record in universal standards lol. The MLS counts pre assists as assists so it wasnt broken in MLS standards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980285818616111360) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T14:51Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@TheNassrZone @ErlkingHaaland this singular goal is better than anything haaland has scored in his entire career"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979633272130076725) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-18T19:38Z 1068 followers, XXX engagements


"@doeshavelamine @ErlkingHaaland @rapidbaldy So by this logic is Modric better than Ronaldo in the UCL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980004478666539087) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T20:13Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker You do realize the very definition of a record is that no one else has it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980042798587084884) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T22:46Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker so they get X opportunities to STATPAD. Instead who did they get placed with Moldova and Israel two of the worst teams ever then the strongest team in their group is Italy who's been washed for X years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980052297398038960) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T23:23Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@ErlkingHaaland Messi literally has the same amount of goals as Mbappe at this age"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980328139608977780) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T17:39Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 @lightfinisher The amount of copium in this message 💔💔💔 Finished since XX yet dunked on your country and yamal in the span of a few days X banger per year he has X like in the past month 💀 + Yea if he can keep delivering he will keep playing for however long he wants to lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979783553123828041) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T05:35Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@Feyenoord_Lad Yes nice job on the math"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979928700951925235) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T15:12Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Are you being deadass with me Firstly only for Al nassr or for Portugal as well since he joined al nassr Also do Freekicks count"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979934320392565057) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T15:35Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Also is Portugal counted or no Like goals for Portugal since joining Al nassr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979935415231488373) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T15:39Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 First Ill try to remind you and the ones that you cant remember Ill find clips of. Alright Fateh is the one from yesterday and Al Riyadh was that ridiculous volley at the end of last season. I assume you remember these two"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979937214831165473) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T15:46Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Al fateh Al Riyadh Al akhdoud"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979945080132960677) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T16:17Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Sure he scores some tapins as does every striker but most of his goals are good quality. So you saw all X bangers I showed you right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979961165158711530) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T17:21Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Thats not true for anyone. Sure Messi and modric are great but their primes especially for Messi was a billion times better. Same for Ronaldo hes still amazing but no where near his prime. You gotta be baiting if he telling me Ronaldo doesnt have good longevity lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979962564508635567) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T17:27Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 But you accept that Ronaldos scored at least X bangers for Al nassr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979962666593681681) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T17:27Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Lmao nope. Saudi and MLS are quite similar in quality and even in 2019 MLS (which was worse than current MLS) this guy only got like XX goals in all comps at like age XX. Messi is about to reach XX and Ronaldo got to nearly XX in 23/24"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979968960029475248) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T17:52Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@jahiid08 Lewandowski came to La liga at age XX and won a pichichi while playing for that Europa league barca side"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979969512285012223) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T17:54Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @AviChecker @FerlandMendiddy Tbh that's what I predict too for france. SF or quarterfinal exit if they face one of the bigger teams"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980059374816305296) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T23:51Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @AviChecker @FerlandMendiddy lmao I'm feeling another France vs Portugal in quarters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980060441620697569) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T23:56Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @FerlandMendiddy @AviChecker Well thats how long his club contract lasts and I dont see Messi not playing for Argentina for as long as hes active"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980064859413938351) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T00:13Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Do bangers from inside the box count If not what abt the goal against Al khaleej. Its low to the ground but a decent shot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980146338001269011) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T05:37Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 So just to set things straight one last time before I go to bed. List me out all your criteria. Ill find one last goal that fits your criteria tmrw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980151704889987361) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T05:58Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @433 Obviously not every one of their records is untouchable lmao. But this doesnt mean Messi and Ronaldo will have nothing left by 2030 which is just rage bait"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980285195967439150) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T14:49Z 1069 followers, XX engagements


"@kkk_pendu Owned avi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980327672313200978) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T17:38Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @ErlkingHaaland Messis at nearly 400"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980346411897221472) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T18:52Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp XX Its XX but I get what youre saying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979581650318270960) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-18T16:13Z 1068 followers, XXX engagements


"If longevity was a person it would be him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979641333720678433) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-18T20:10Z 1068 followers, 159.4K engagements


"@ErlkingHaaland @TheNassrZone cope no keeper is saving that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979641773413798325) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-18T20:12Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@ErlkingHaaland @TheNassrZone cap remember haaland's goal vs Chelsea last season u were glazing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979642386860126385) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-18T20:14Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@JurassicRonaldo Avi 😭😭😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979729113788387447) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T01:59Z 1068 followers, XXX engagements


"@itsworldclass Ummm he literally scored another banger like last month but alr bud"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979738057684513158) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T02:35Z 1067 followers, 6305 engagements


"@itsworldclass Near the end of last season against Al Riyadh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979739470460317718) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T02:40Z 1068 followers, 3284 engagements


"Just a few records Messi broke tonight: 🏅 Most G/A in an MLS season 🏅 Fastest to XX MLS goals 🏅 Most league golden boots ever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979807563014447130) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T07:11Z 1068 followers, XXX engagements


"@Rd3op7 No its not. I gave you the ratios of otb for players in the prem and in fact Ronaldo is significantly above that ratio. Also if u want i can give u X. Tho idk how you dont consider a XX yard chip a banger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979965166071767495) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T17:37Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@moonlight_jrr @itsworldclass Wasnt even a stat until 2022"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979967779056074921) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T17:47Z 1068 followers, 2328 engagements


"@Rd3op7 They are nearly the same bud. Friendlies between the two leagues prove this and Im not even talking abt inter Miamis games with Al nassr or Hilal. Im talking abt mid table teams from both leagues facing each other"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979969890774909059) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T17:56Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@ErlkingHaaland @rapidbaldy "Haaland" the same nigga that cant even score in big UCL ko games"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1979991358174834873) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T19:21Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @kykyszn XX gtfo XX Nigga what are you on right now. Do you realize to hit XX even if he plays EVERY SINGLE GAME he would need XX goals in XX games"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980016658359234704) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T21:02Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @kykyszn "goals are goals" nigga then why can't I count the friendly goals Messi and Ronaldo score Stop being shameless bud he's at XX goals take it and move on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980018612179267821) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T21:09Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @kykyszn Haaland Not worried about him cuz he always slows down but how much is he on rn Kane also has a max of XX games so not worried Abt him either. How much is he at rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980018865632604529) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T21:10Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @kykyszn @Wxdge09 Pele himself cooked you. Have fun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980028620350623979) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T21:49Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @kykyszn @Wxdge09 Oh yea also Haaland is on XX goals and Kane on XX. Were chilling bud"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980028726961447313) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T21:50Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@AviChecker Bruh ronaldo missed out on this list like so many times lmao. XX in 2010 XX in 2018 pretty sure he had XX in 2021. Also XX in 2023. Also how tf did lewy not hit it in 2020"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980032936302006545) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-19T22:06Z 1068 followers, XXX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @AviChecker @FerlandMendiddy I mean not rly everyone will have something in it. Haaland possibly his one shot at WC performances Mbappe Has to perform for the Ballon dor Kane Has to perform for Ballon d'or + first international trophy Ronaldo crowning moment as he has everything except wc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980062379053662404) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T00:03Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@RonaIdoHype @redactedfan @skiyaman46632 Tokejeet u aint fooling no one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980144070480875944) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T05:28Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 I literally disproved your entire argument and now youre starting again from the beginning 💀 XXXX% of Ronaldos goals for Al nassr are from otb. Thats significantly above the average premier league striker who has XX% of their goals from otb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980146196066037971) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T05:36Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Flix cooks for national team too Also no your first statement has almost X basis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980147283695177838) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T05:41Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 Flix literally cooked for Portugal the last break they played. Also quite obviously your Saudi league shit argument doesnt work cuz many of portugals best are from there like never and Ronaldos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980148151203107008) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T05:44Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"Crazy how even this feels nostalgic now . . . 🕊"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980152875289645378) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T06:03Z 1068 followers, XXX engagements


"@thedoctor00_ Yes but for UCL 16/17 Ronaldo or maybe 10/11 Messi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980268512838144088) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T13:42Z 1068 followers, XXX engagements


"@thedoctor00_ has an argument but I def prefer the other two"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980268943328833619) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T13:44Z 1067 followers, XX engagements


"@Bellingham10ii @thedoctor00_ 16/17 Ronaldo clears Benz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980324583111803125) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T17:25Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @ErlkingHaaland XXX I think. Mbappe is gonna be ahead but just barely by like 5-10 goals when he turns 27"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980347026144743448) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T18:54Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @ErlkingHaaland But by his 28th birthday Messi had XX mire goals 💀 So Mbappe has to match that to keep up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980347334262419647) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T18:56Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Bellingham10ii @thedoctor00_ 10/11 Messi is right there with him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980347511199134083) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T18:56Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@HasHaalandApp @ErlkingHaaland Thats true but now theres also more stress on players cuz they play more games and stuff. Like even in like 2023 near the end Haaland was out for like a solid month and a half. I do think hell have good longevity but I dont think its gonna be like goat tier like Ronaldo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980349531771531584) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T19:04Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 @thedoctor00_ No not this list specificslly. Im talking about overall lol. This list itself isnt that bad. I love messinaldo but I dont think either is a t5 player on the planet. They are still among the best in their positions tho. Maybe at the wc they could be the best"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980356543297245597) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T19:32Z 1068 followers, XX engagements


"@Rd3op7 @thedoctor00_ Ronaldo aint top XXX 😭😭😭 Yea bro Im not biased Nga GTFO 😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_two_goats/status/1980358697286266894) [@_two_goats](/creator/x/_two_goats) 2025-10-20T19:41Z 1068 followers, XX engagements