# ![@The_King_Trout Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1683884762593734656.png) @The_King_Trout King Trout

King Trout posts on X about in the, gunna, israel, happy the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1683884762593734656/interactions)
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- [--] Year [----------] -69%

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- [--] Year [---] +217%

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- [--] Month [------] +3.70%
- [--] Months [------] +31%
- [--] Year [------] +110%

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [finance](/list/finance)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  [mlb](/list/mlb) 

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the), [gunna](/topic/gunna), [israel](/topic/israel), [happy](/topic/happy), [step](/topic/step), [for the](/topic/for-the), [god](/topic/god), [if you](/topic/if-you), [the world](/topic/the-world), [calm](/topic/calm)

**Top assets mentioned**
[PepsiCo, Inc. (PEP)](/topic/$pep)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Being told by a stranger that I remind them of Dale Gribble is one of the greatest compliments I have ever received"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1693382853197692928)  2023-08-20T22:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"L O W - T king_trout on Insta & TikTok. Link in my bio 😉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1695242034943021238)  2023-08-26T01:09Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Only good things 🌸 Follow King_Trout on TikTok Insta and YT #politics #usa #america #obviouslythisisajoke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1696680732901417328)  2023-08-30T00:26Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Im in your walls rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1696925717768945954)  2023-08-30T16:39Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Cmon dawg #dogs #dogtraining #Responsibility #pets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1697787309024858123)  2023-09-02T01:43Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Im good. 👍 #mentalhealth #imgood #dissasociation #anxiety #depression"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1702120825669775772)  2023-09-14T00:43Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Every. Single. Time. #america #usa #news #media #guns #firearms #gunviolence #psyop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1709458092193116626)  2023-10-04T06:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@TomDowtin I fail to see the equivalency between wearing a silly shirt- and stuffing your fat suck-hole relentlessly full of food in combination with a lifestyle that allows for the storage of this calorie surplus as fat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1719053096200884657)  2023-10-30T18:06Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Finally going to see Oppenheimer Sure hope no one becomes Death; the Destroyer of Worlds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1720906062620979623)  2023-11-04T20:49Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Bad news guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1720951351851495624)  2023-11-04T23:49Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"People who dont text and drive- What do you do to keep from getting bored while behind the wheel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1727096018070867976)  2023-11-21T22:45Z [---] followers, 17.2K engagements


"Noah Kahan is Taylor Swift for white dudes who dont get pussy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1728451619350519956)  2023-11-25T16:32Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Duly noted. #bali #vacation #impooritwasneveranoption #travel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1754076177679946075)  2024-02-04T09:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Do your parents know youre gay I ask. No the fool responds quickly- unwittingly falling directly into the trap Ive placed for him. A devious grin grows across my face. Your parents dont know that youre gay I ask rhetorically as the playground erupts with laughter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1760438783416172945)  2024-02-21T22:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Imagine calling Easter Transgender Day of Visibility. gtfo with this horseshit On Transgender Day of Visibility we celebrate the joy strength and absolute courage of some of the bravest people I know. Today we show millions of transgender and nonbinary Americans that we see them they belong and they should be treated with dignity and respect. https://t.co/mhixHV9KC2 On Transgender Day of Visibility we celebrate the joy strength and absolute courage of some of the bravest people I know. Today we show millions of transgender and nonbinary Americans that we see them they belong and they should"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1774494583369470280)  2024-03-31T17:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Found this while cleaning my Argentinian grandpas garage. Can someone help me identify it For some reason he gets really quiet when you ask him about the war"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1783553200773054760)  2024-04-25T17:46Z [----] followers, 29K engagements


"@GunloverClub1 I hate Glocks and dont even know why tbh- but dirty dry guns and shit ammo will get you those failures fersher"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1786246255565225986)  2024-05-03T04:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Another long day of ingesting microplastics and Red [--] while scrolling through Reddit and watching mainstream media. 😮💨 I love being an effeminate zombie that reiterates the opinions Im fed. Its so much easier than experiencing the nightmare were all living in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1786258352575553561)  2024-05-03T04:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"We live in a morbidly obese society where morbidly obese people find reasons to cope and whine instead of actually eating healthy and exercising- because thats not the easy way out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1786652381041594561)  2024-05-04T07:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Chat is this real https://t.co/cJ2Lk1yC2x https://t.co/cJ2Lk1yC2x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1801819042539356396)  2024-06-15T03:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My momma says Im special. Not special like unique or anything special like retarded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1802789354185568749)  2024-06-17T19:44Z [----] followers, 14K engagements


"If tax evasion is wrong I dont wanna be right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1803636886411550971)  2024-06-20T03:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Ass sweat so bad I cant tell if I shit myself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1807885452684452216)  2024-07-01T21:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Adding lol to the end of my text so you dont think that I fucking hate you and your entire bloodline"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1809341037074346397)  2024-07-05T21:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Cant wait to find out which YouTuber is a pedophile this week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1818450485516362117)  2024-07-31T00:55Z [----] followers, 13.2K engagements


"Got first class tickets on a Spirit Airlines flight; which is like taking a Tylenol before getting raped in the ass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1819058726243819667)  2024-08-01T17:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Me after taking a shit: Hmmm thats odd- I dont remember eating this much blood"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1820518672236233105)  2024-08-05T17:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Theres a religious war going on in the Holy Land- bad news: the good guys arent in this one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1828270787129651679)  2024-08-27T03:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The things I did in that village werent recorded and you cant prove it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1829729459173224813)  2024-08-31T03:54Z [----] followers, 25.2K engagements


"In England cigarettes are called fags and meatballs are called faggots. I cant wait to find out what delicious thing they call the n-word"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1830836905769947168)  2024-09-03T05:15Z [----] followers, 10.7K engagements


"@DonutOperator @zachlanebryan Siri play Five guys cumming in my cum-thirsty ass by Zach Bryan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1830848424138133743)  2024-09-03T06:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Been tryna invent a new slur. Been too long since the last one dropped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1832244093277110727)  2024-09-07T02:26Z [----] followers, 13.4K engagements


"@MAstronomers Eat it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1833588591123116142)  2024-09-10T19:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Trump has had two attempted assassination attempts on his life; I was never a big Trump fan but now that I know people want him dead- Im gunna vote for him because he must know some shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1835537695541490020)  2024-09-16T04:34Z [----] followers, 13.5K engagements


"🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1836264591057133900)  2024-09-18T04:42Z [----] followers, 24.7K engagements


"*slaps submarine* Yeeeeep she aint goin nowhere"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1836820804694331625)  2024-09-19T17:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"BREAKING ISRAEL V. PALESTINE NEWS: I dont fucking care about some shit happening halfway across the world that doesnt concern me in the slightest. Im American and want my groceries to be cheaper"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1838774531743170919)  2024-09-25T02:56Z [----] followers, 27.4K engagements


"Holding up the entire line at the drive-through making the [--] year old employee cry over the amount of ketchup I was given. Not because I want or need it- I just do this for sport"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1840610111347126599)  2024-09-30T04:30Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements


"Mambo No. [--] gotta be my favorite mambo. 1-4 were only mid imo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1843348257759727641)  2024-10-07T17:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"These are the types of people who call you a fascist. Seriously @UnivOfKansas Youre letting this be said in your classrooms That men who wont vote for Kamala Harris for President should be lined up and shot @RogerMarshallMD @JerryMoran https://t.co/7hHihxScEg Seriously @UnivOfKansas Youre letting this be said in your classrooms That men who wont vote for Kamala Harris for President should be lined up and shot @RogerMarshallMD @JerryMoran https://t.co/7hHihxScEg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1844046841031348569)  2024-10-09T16:06Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements


"Ive got a social battery that burns out real quick. I can only be weird and antisemitic for so long before I just stop talking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1849621782564573590)  2024-10-25T01:19Z 28.9K followers, 10.1K engagements


"Farts are stored in the balls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1850581680374809007)  2024-10-27T16:53Z 28.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@BarackObama On todays episode of Things That Make You Go: Hmmmmm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1854093464935252155)  2024-11-06T09:28Z 10.3K followers, 11.3K engagements


"In Australia the toilets flush you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1855441865312457049)  2024-11-10T02:46Z 11K followers, [----] engagements


"Tyson Paul was rigged or Im straight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1857658155783606363)  2024-11-16T05:33Z 11K followers, 13.6K engagements


"Bout to explore the Paris Catacombs- sure hope there arent any spooky skeletons down there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1859833824164905051)  2024-11-22T05:38Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"The Biden administration absolutely fucked up and pulled out of Afghanistan. Had I been president at the time I would have busted deep in Afghanistan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1861594930889543966)  2024-11-27T02:16Z 12.6K followers, 11.3K engagements


"New YouTube video up nerds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1861878615345868891)  2024-11-27T21:03Z 14.3K followers, 40.7K engagements


"Thanksgiving is a holiday when you gather with those you love most in your life and pretend 2pm is a time to eat dinner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1861953094352789920)  2024-11-28T01:59Z 12.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@POTUS Dear intern- please stop posting. Unless its genuinely Joes ice cream reviews; Id actually read that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1862000142196306277)  2024-11-28T05:06Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Whoever drew this comic for PETA is clearly implying that biracial couples are sexually deviant and want to fuck dead animals. Why would they do this I thought we were finally achieving equality When you say it out loud its clear this norm isnt normal. #Thanksgiving https://t.co/rmz5EHjUr1 When you say it out loud its clear this norm isnt normal. #Thanksgiving https://t.co/rmz5EHjUr1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1862004056333414447)  2024-11-28T05:22Z 12.1K followers, 13.4K engagements


"I keep coughing up blood and having visions of a black wolf in a misty forest. Any doctors know what this means"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1862461342981964263)  2024-11-29T11:39Z 12.7K followers, 25.7K engagements


"Still hoping that one day scientists find a cure for being British 🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1862719433363411339)  2024-11-30T04:44Z 12.7K followers, 32.5K engagements


"The meteorite is a source of the light And the meteors just what we see And the meteoroid is a stone thats devoid of the fire that propelled it to thee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1863462752104137116)  2024-12-02T05:58Z 12.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@ClownWorld_ Sometimes it happens lmao What doe he mean Did he ACCIDENTALLY blow a guy haha"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1863722920717004878)  2024-12-02T23:12Z 12.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@2Neighkegger @DonutOperator @TheAKGuy @Eli_Doubletap @AngryCops @Fat_Electrician I dont recall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1864751807802618354)  2024-12-05T19:20Z 12.7K followers, [--] engagements


"Flight landed if any of you ask me any more questions- youre gay and retarded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1864752616992850268)  2024-12-05T19:24Z 12.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Currently shitting in the historic Wilbur Theater in Boston MA. This might have been where Lincoln was assassinated but I dont know and Im not gunna look it up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1864796821865779381)  2024-12-05T22:19Z 12.9K followers, 24.3K engagements


"Women like being choked during sex but when you choke them for fucking up dinner- all of a sudden its a big deal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1865064799589052676)  2024-12-06T16:04Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Ants seem like the kind of bug that would fucking LOVE cigarettes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1866189194160198092)  2024-12-09T18:32Z 13.4K followers, [----] engagements


"The United Healthcare assassin but instead of a CEO its people who have LED or Xenon headlights"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1866287060744589606)  2024-12-10T01:01Z 13.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@Timcast Obese man driving a Subaru lol gay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1866586681299874089)  2024-12-10T20:51Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@stillgray Same typa bitch to complain about having to buy two airplane seats because of how nauseating obese she is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1866588658628956232)  2024-12-10T20:59Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements


"When a woman waits long enough to have a child it comes out Chinese"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1868233703467483258)  2024-12-15T09:56Z 13.4K followers, [----] engagements


"The fact that a previous and future president shitposts like this brings me more joy than you can possibly comprehend https://t.co/IVKeU3dqY6 https://t.co/IVKeU3dqY6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1868486070821900710)  2024-12-16T02:39Z 13.7K followers, 17.8K engagements


"Every internet leftist will be like: Errrmmm how about you debate me on that topic. 🤓👆 Bro I dont want to debate with a man who eats cum I want to engage in mutual combat and break your fucking orbital bone lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1869214130613403973)  2024-12-18T02:52Z 13.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@harryjsisson I know Im engaging in it at this point but youre certainly being paid to post rage-bait. Harry. Harry; listen. You lack values and principles. Youre clearly doing this for money. Karma is real. Heaven- and more importantly- Hell are real. Consider everything youre doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1869248901783638404)  2024-12-18T05:10Z 13.4K followers, [----] engagements


"If he didnt have a gambling addiction I would have won $580 because I would have gotten that tab. Let that be a lesson kids. Anyway Im gunna rob him in the parking lot because hes drunk and I have a gun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1871042399717449885)  2024-12-23T03:57Z 14.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Glad to be home in Indiana so I can go back to dropping Ope left and right like its nobodys business"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1871308119629877388)  2024-12-23T21:33Z 13.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Ive traveled the country and can confirm that Midwesterners are the most polite. Its in our blood to apologize for being even a mild inconvenience to anyone. We hold the door open and say sir and maam. Southern hospitality is a lie. They just get in fights at Waffle House"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1872466964909842438)  2024-12-27T02:18Z 14.5K followers, 17K engagements


"The best revenge is a dish served cold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1872740766688436711)  2024-12-27T20:26Z 14.3K followers, [----] engagements


"One day Im going to beat someone to death with a ballpeen hammer and this tweet will not only be hilariously topical but also evidence of premeditation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1873221463047557603)  2024-12-29T04:16Z 14.3K followers, 10.3K engagements


"Ive learned from coming home for Christmas that I- personally- grew up in the creakiest fucking house of all time. This shit is like an 18th century galleon. Sneaking out of this house when I was a teenager gave me stealth skills you fuckers cant even begin to fathom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1873242197052801489)  2024-12-29T05:38Z 14.5K followers, [----] engagements


"I would have thrived as a 19th century lighthouse keeper. Being slowly driven to insanity by the isolation. Obsessing over the beauty of the light. I would have loved the light. Done anything for the light. The beauty of the light. The light. The light. The light. The light"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1873556585093730542)  2024-12-30T02:27Z 14.5K followers, 15.2K engagements


"@JoJo_Monks @TheAKGuy Dont know if hell be in the mood to casually drop 60k on a Tuesday dawg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1874215750975762899)  2024-12-31T22:07Z 14.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Gunna drunk text all my exes in a group chat tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1874216402409971771)  2024-12-31T22:09Z 14.4K followers, 17.9K engagements


"@thellrazer69 Youre hitting your target demographic. For the love of God man- Youre. Its a contraction for you are. Im retarded but can still speak and write in English properly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1874324990075838497)  2025-01-01T05:21Z 14.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Playing Mahjong in an alley with elderly Chinese women. I dont know how to play Mahjong and I dont speak Chinese but based on how angry they seem; Im kicking their fucking asses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1874571900367876553)  2025-01-01T21:42Z 14.5K followers, [----] engagements


"$20 in $55 profit. Pull-tabs at a Midwestern dive bar are a phenomenal investment. Follow me for more financial advice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1875286330491715831)  2025-01-03T21:01Z 14.7K followers, [----] engagements


"AIPAC spent $4.4M evenly split between both parties in the [----] election. Id say [---] million is a low estimate. It had to have been at least [--] million. (Why the fuck is a foreign government allowed to pay our politicians for their votes)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1875348723628437973)  2025-01-04T01:09Z 14.5K followers, [----] engagements


"There are plenty of fish in the sea Ive fucked a lot of fish but none of them seem to be wife material. I wish they were human women. I dont want a fish wife"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1875799348535296143)  2025-01-05T06:59Z 14.6K followers, 14.5K engagements


"I for one think we shouldnt incentivize the American workforce and should instead globalize and bring in hundreds of thousands of people who live in a country where gang rape and shitting in the street are considered a way of life. Idk what yall are on about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1876084863427908069)  2025-01-06T01:54Z 14.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Social media is a scourge and blight upon humanity. -posted to X via iPhone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1876840092985082280)  2025-01-08T03:55Z 14.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Plastic is the lead or asbestos of our generation. In the same way people will scoff at previous generations for their use of lead or asbestos; so will generations after us mock how casually we used plastics for everything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1876865778881790287)  2025-01-08T05:37Z 14.6K followers, [----] engagements


"ND Irish vs the Nittany Diddlers tonight. Lets go Blue and Gold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1877526267135668245)  2025-01-10T01:21Z 14.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@Mikeggibbs Nobody gives a shit about your country idiot. ND is playing Penn State rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1877528007352467483)  2025-01-10T01:28Z 14.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Last minute interception by Gray turned the tide; Jeter won the game with that field goal. Lets fucking goooooo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1877570265057493399)  2025-01-10T04:16Z 14.8K followers, [----] engagements


"California is on fire but more importantly- Notre Dame is in the finals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1877572648441384968)  2025-01-10T04:26Z 14.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Im a bad Catholic which means Ill get to hang out with every Protestant I know in Hell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1877962392543350887)  2025-01-11T06:14Z 15.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Best video game ever made that isnt Age of Empires II or Civ 5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1878274884414984407)  2025-01-12T02:56Z 15.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Not to make excuses- but I bet Papa John said the n-word in that meeting because he couldnt think of a more intense word to use when he was having violent diarrhea from eating a Papa Johns pizza"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1879701193318125580)  2025-01-16T01:24Z 15.1K followers, [----] engagements


"The best part of the alphabet song is: LMNOP If you disagree- youre fucking retarded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1879756450656100772)  2025-01-16T05:03Z 15.1K followers, [----] engagements


"E.T. phoning home- but instead hes just inappropriately touching a womans genitals because he doesnt understand human physiology"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1879784930164772951)  2025-01-16T06:57Z 15.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Being a medieval peasant must have been sick. Drinking beer and eating bread all day until you get told you have to walk [----] miles to go stab Muslims with a spear then you just die of the common cold at [--]. Sounds rad. I was born too late"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1880777620033519629)  2025-01-19T00:41Z 15.1K followers, 20.6K engagements


"Packing for a [--] day trip as a dude is rad. I just throw a toothbrush in a backpack and wing it because who fuckin cares"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1881152468962443467)  2025-01-20T01:31Z 15.2K followers, 11.4K engagements


"Barbados receives billions of dollars from the US annually because theyre our greatest ally. They sway our political influence around the world and our leaders pledge allegiance to them. Me saying this is potentially a risk to my own life. Oh wait did I say Barbados Oops"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1881168678978515375)  2025-01-20T02:35Z 15.2K followers, [----] engagements


"They wont even let you smoke like HALF a cigarette on an airplane 🙄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1881421308044681666)  2025-01-20T19:19Z 15.2K followers, 10.4K engagements


"You ever have to shit so bad your balls hurt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1881438533229162522)  2025-01-20T20:27Z 15.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@mjfree Imagine being named Morgan Freeman and being this fuckin nerd lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1881447111851651535)  2025-01-20T21:02Z 15.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Landed in Vegas. Immediately heard a man say that he was suicidal next to a slot machine in the airport terminal. Perhaps I will have a light hand at the roulette wheel this evening"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1881491828211622344)  2025-01-20T23:59Z 15.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Flying wouldnt be so bad if 90% of the people in this country werent so fucking fat and loud"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1882919869060198538)  2025-01-24T22:34Z 15.7K followers, 14.1K engagements


"Got an X-ray today and it turns out Im just full of rats. Theres like [---] rats in me. No organs. Just a whole bunch of rats"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1885851372848808076)  2025-02-02T00:42Z 15.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Everyone send me your best hot dog recipes. And dont lie. Ill know if you made it up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1885890908882608617)  2025-02-02T03:20Z 15.8K followers, 19K engagements


"*coughing up blood crawling out of my totaled truck limping away on a shattered leg*: Yeeeeeep. Thats how it goes sometimes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1887702686755119191)  2025-02-07T03:19Z 16K followers, [----] engagements


"screaming noises"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1893924940010619255)  2025-02-24T07:24Z 16.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Do yall piss balls out or balls in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1894220908945907968)  2025-02-25T03:00Z 16.5K followers, 10.1K engagements


"I dont remember what this dude was protesting because I dont care but if I was as gay as him Id light myself on fire too lol AARON BUSHNELL ONE YEAR AGO TODAY 💔 RIP HERO 🕊 https://t.co/OZYTJHPgnH AARON BUSHNELL ONE YEAR AGO TODAY 💔 RIP HERO 🕊 https://t.co/OZYTJHPgnH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1894629059067293759)  2025-02-26T06:02Z 16.7K followers, 16.2K engagements


"Just got the Epstein Client List Look at this binder *takes picture in front of the White House* Yeah no one fucking cares about your gay picture whats in it LOOK AT THIS BINDER"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1895256036426293677)  2025-02-27T23:33Z 16.5K followers, [----] engagements


"How do you like your eggs in the morning With cum in them 😏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1895630150341144929)  2025-03-01T00:20Z 17K followers, [----] engagements


"Just out here stargazing and farting like no one is listening "  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1896068842922869087)  2025-03-02T05:23Z 16.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Pretty sure Im going to be stranded in a National Park tomorrow because of irresponsible fuel fill-ups; but that is what chill guys like me call a: TOMORROW PROBLEM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1896071393948942621)  2025-03-02T05:33Z 16.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Which MLB team would be funniest to be a fan of because they fucking suck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1897660664623108273)  2025-03-06T14:48Z 16.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I cant remember a day when I wasnt there for the White Sox. Growing up on the South Side of Chiraq shows you how life can be but being a White Sox fan is in my blood"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1897845626437554313)  2025-03-07T03:03Z 17.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Been hearing a lot of shit talked about the White Sox but nobody who says that shit would be willing to walk through the neighborhood I grew up in. #chicago #southside #WhiteSox"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1897904571541856588)  2025-03-07T06:58Z 17.1K followers, [----] engagements


"3-7 loss to the Giants might look bad but most of their runs were homers and most of ours were RBIs so we were actually playing a more technical game and that deserves more respect. #WhiteSox"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1897911574842511782)  2025-03-07T07:25Z 17.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Weather delay for the game. Youll get that in Phoenix. Never on the SOUTH SIDE. Lets go Sox #whitesox"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1898103615761633671)  2025-03-07T20:09Z 17.1K followers, [----] engagements


"4am is a secret time shared only between people who take life far too seriously and people who are on cocaine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1898317582827991373)  2025-03-08T10:19Z 17.3K followers, 10.9K engagements


"*takes sip of milk* *dips finger in honey* Ummmm akshually America is the bad guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1899000052560929208)  2025-03-10T07:31Z 17.3K followers, [----] engagements


"First time visiting New England these past few days. Ive never encountered a place with more miserable or rude people. Holy shit this place suuuuucks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1899983372631367783)  2025-03-13T00:38Z 17.5K followers, 12.3K engagements


"Take it queers lol Canadians are proposing a new province called New England. Thoughts https://t.co/aq5qQm0yLr Canadians are proposing a new province called New England. Thoughts https://t.co/aq5qQm0yLr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1902174714425978886)  2025-03-19T01:46Z 17.8K followers, 15.9K engagements


"JFK files dropped. brb. Gotta read a few thousand pages to find out that LBJ and the CIA did it. 🙄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1902181153047564770)  2025-03-19T02:11Z 18.4K followers, 13.9K engagements


"Mario Party has an arbitrary communistic distribution of stars that I simply will not stand for. I won the game. Your addendums are absolute horseshit Nintendo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1904318546420568372)  2025-03-24T23:44Z 18.4K followers, 11K engagements


"Its not illegal to have my opinions just frowned upon at dinner parties"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1904621661791416544)  2025-03-25T19:49Z 18.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Has anyone seen my WuTang Clan tshirt I think I lost it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1904628667503763802)  2025-03-25T20:17Z 18.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@LoneSouthpaw Youre old enough to not know about a rap group from [--] years ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1904672156547502171)  2025-03-25T23:10Z 18.1K followers, [--] engagements


"People who dont like dogs should be put down like dogs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1905010640994914578)  2025-03-26T21:35Z 18.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Wtf is nougat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1905012378187784481)  2025-03-26T21:41Z 18.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Dill pickle flavored potato chips are proof that the devil is real and hates mankind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1905056757996519685)  2025-03-27T00:38Z 19K followers, 20.4K engagements


"@realDonaldTrump We live in the timeline where the president of the United States of America posts shitty low-res stolen reposts from TikTok on his social media account lol Absolutely love this guy. He cracks my honky ass up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1905058573085790233)  2025-03-27T00:45Z 18.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Pot roast recipes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1905118083468918912)  2025-03-27T04:42Z 18.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@WydRaya Who gives a shit what that pill-head boozer looked like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1906564269715402984)  2025-03-31T04:28Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@KingJHip Dont drink Mountain Dew"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1907664169928675403)  2025-04-03T05:19Z 18.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Ive built literally hundreds of houses in my life and no one gave a shit; but I build a fucking IKEA Klrgngsbrgen side table that has three parts for a girl in her overpriced apartment and suddenly Im a master fucking carpenter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1908417370210656307)  2025-04-05T07:12Z 19K followers, 15.9K engagements


"Drunk drove a tank yesterday. My life is objectively better than yours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1909480741739647094)  2025-04-08T05:37Z 19.4K followers, 13.7K engagements


"@DerrickEvans4WV Do people not realize how condescending and belittling shit like this is lol MaN wItH DoWn SyNdRoMe HaS jOb HeS aLmOsT PeOpLe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1910895421846700441)  2025-04-12T03:19Z 19.5K followers, 25.2K engagements


"The year is 2057: I shout a slur at a robot as it walks down the street minding its own business"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1910902949422780712)  2025-04-12T03:49Z 19.6K followers, 11.1K engagements


"Flickin the doorstops makin em go SPROOOOING at the party"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1910962856717168776)  2025-04-12T07:47Z 19.6K followers, [----] engagements


"People who like the Red Hot Chili Peppers have dogshit taste in music. They released that same song [--] times and it sucked every time. BING BONG DA POOPADOOPAH DOOPAH- DOOP DOP DA POOPAHWOOPAH WOOPAH DOOP DOP. *insert line about California*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1912304095022493990)  2025-04-16T00:36Z 19.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Also in his [----] autobiography: Scar Tissue lead singer Anthony Kedis openly admitted to having a sexual relationship with a [--] year old; so theres that too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1912304283787083852)  2025-04-16T00:37Z 20K followers, [----] engagements


"Atheists will try and convince you that New Zealand is real 🙄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1912621234766196998)  2025-04-16T21:36Z 19.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Its so cute when women try to park cars in parking lots. Theyll do a 37-point turn and you just get to sit there and go: Awwww theyre just like people. 🥹"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1912631101434064937)  2025-04-16T22:16Z 19.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Dudes who have an automatic with paddle shifters ask their wifes boyfriend how theyd like their steak cooked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1912703722884386892)  2025-04-17T03:04Z 20K followers, 10.7K engagements


"People who use the terms fur baby or adulting should be publicly executed via guillotine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1913081352846536829)  2025-04-18T04:05Z 20K followers, 14.4K engagements


"All dogs go to Heaven. Except the gay ones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1916974476421460246)  2025-04-28T21:55Z 21.3K followers, 15.5K engagements


"New conservative American Pope. The world is healing. Meanwhile Protestants will be seething and coping to their lame acoustic guitar music while misinterpreting the Bible as was fed to them by the British royal family"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1920706269750366654)  2025-05-09T05:03Z 21.8K followers, 28.7K engagements


"Taking a shit in every display toilet in the Home Depot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1920891857938026587)  2025-05-09T17:21Z 21.3K followers, 12.1K engagements


"All business can be conducted in [--] minute and [--] second phone calls. If you prefer texts youre a coward. If you prefer emails youre a boomer. If you think you need to talk for more than a minute and [--] seconds youre a self-aggrandizing faggot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1922754461803368471)  2025-05-14T20:42Z 21.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Declined a man at the gas station a cigarette because he called me boy Asked him if he wanted to try again and he called me sir so I gave him one. This is what true power feels like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1922867797270372564)  2025-05-15T04:13Z 21.9K followers, 14K engagements


"I own a Lamborghini"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1923920190527484344)  2025-05-18T01:54Z 21.9K followers, 24.4K engagements


"@ChiefKeef74 Im 48"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1923943477613654308)  2025-05-18T03:27Z 21.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Think I cracked the code on how to achieve world peace. If countries stopped going to war we could probably pull it off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1924317688903385359)  2025-05-19T04:14Z 22.1K followers, [----] engagements


"My favorite part of editing YouTube videos is my bum-ass computer crashing every [--] seconds. Oh wait did I say favorite part Get pranked nerds. I actually find it moderately frustrating"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1927487584252363062)  2025-05-27T22:10Z 23.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Vampires are the lamest monsters of all time. Oh theres a guy who wants to kiss my neck-who dies if he goes outside during the day smells garlic gets shown a crucifix gets stabbed in the heart gets splashed with holy water or gets set on fire So an easier to kill gay guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1927575644012953646)  2025-05-28T04:00Z 23.3K followers, 14.4K engagements


"This voice beckoning me from within the woods sounds an awful lot like someone I know needing help. Better go check on em"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1927589896761311493)  2025-05-28T04:56Z 23.6K followers, 16.3K engagements


"Pontiac G6 is the official car of being late on child support payments"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1932958120046624902)  2025-06-12T00:28Z 23.6K followers, 14.7K engagements


"Age of Empires II and Civ V are the greatest video games of all time and if you disagree; your a lil baby gay boi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1933402055881994481)  2025-06-13T05:52Z 23.8K followers, 22.1K engagements


"Painted a British cigarette today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1935936097147932673)  2025-06-20T05:41Z 23.8K followers, 14.8K engagements


"Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man that he didnt already have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1936558615495888983)  2025-06-21T22:55Z 23.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Crazy that the left-wing media who has always shit on Trump every step of the way has been very neutral in their reporting on the bombing of Iran on behalf of Israel. Almost makes you wanna ask some follow up questions. 🤔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1936614423751180567)  2025-06-22T02:37Z 23.8K followers, 14.4K engagements


"Errrm Iran has been on the brink of developing a nuclear weapon for the past [--] years but maybe they finally got it this time like daddy Trump said when BiBi told him that; so its actually a good thing that the US bombed Iran on Israels behalf- a bunch of you retarded faggots"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1936618909177692328)  2025-06-22T02:55Z 23.8K followers, [----] engagements


"The first rule of gun safety is: Have fun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1937355110524559698)  2025-06-24T03:40Z 23.8K followers, 14.4K engagements


"Sometimes you gotta build two Wonders just to dunk on em #aoe2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1938414029938049393)  2025-06-27T01:48Z 23.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Please please- fuck me raw like an animal. Im begging you.😩 - women when they learn that I have thousands of hours of playtime sunk into a [--] year old RTS game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1938416522352849079)  2025-06-27T01:58Z 23.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@PyroMonkeyUNO k. thanks for the information about my life man whom I have never nor will ever meet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1941912611752157654)  2025-07-06T17:30Z 24.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Not only did the gas station attendant refuse to take my $35 bill- he also accused me of forgery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1941940660359041427)  2025-07-06T19:21Z 24.3K followers, [----] engagements


"I miss [--] years ago when pot was shitty yellow ditch-weed mids and wasnt called shit like Astronaut Facefucker that comes in a reflective foil pouch and makes you feel like your flesh is melting off of your bones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1941944438541918234)  2025-07-06T19:36Z 24.3K followers, 16.8K engagements


"@Large_Prime_Num This retard thinks the point of smoking weed is to get as high as humanly possible. lol Taco Bell employee ahh behavior"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1941946575053263111)  2025-07-06T19:45Z 24.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Musk founds the America Party. Cant wait until they kiss the magic Jew wall and give Israel all of our tax dollars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1942003825209950532)  2025-07-06T23:32Z 24.2K followers, 13.8K engagements


"Learned what a Labubu is today. Thought I was tapping out on pop culture knowledge when I learned who Timothee Chalamett was but I think Ive finally settled and decided Im just gunna be old now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1942455434025005367)  2025-07-08T05:27Z 24.2K followers, [----] engagements


"These couple of weeks at the end of June and beginning of July when the sun sets at like 10pm get my pussy soaking wet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1943112389433725428)  2025-07-10T00:57Z 25.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Why does every left-wing dude look the fucking same Its so fucking weird"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1943429835713339460)  2025-07-10T21:59Z 24.3K followers, 15.4K engagements


"Look on my Works ye Mighty and despair- a very important guy who will be remembered eternally"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1944960975515631819)  2025-07-15T03:23Z 25.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Had a dream last night I was playing Uno at a casino and I was freaking out because I didn't know what to do since this was my last card:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1945581973667258683)  2025-07-16T20:31Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"lol this fuckin guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1945676237063737768)  2025-07-17T02:45Z 25.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@DocAlaska18 Dis dood too poor to comprehend living in a house with two toilets 🫵🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1946393452515606779)  2025-07-19T02:15Z 25.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Pay us what we deserve Okay WNBA players. Im gunna guess youll hate getting paid $0. If any WNBA players can physically beat me in a fight I will personally pay the salary of a coal miner who has a real job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1947426616679813466)  2025-07-21T22:41Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Like 75% of the population coughs with their mouth open drives [--] under the speed limit and lacks an internal monologue. Honest and curt opinion as I sit in this airport- we should gas them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1948125747253518537)  2025-07-23T20:59Z 25.4K followers, 10.4K engagements


"Pulling a Gran Torino (Calling people in my neighborhood racial slurs)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1950762782326165912)  2025-07-31T03:37Z 25.5K followers, 19.9K engagements


"Theres something objectively creepy about women over [--] who have stuffed animals. (They also give toothy head and listen to Taylor Swift)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1950782264809566698)  2025-07-31T04:55Z 25.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Pissing into the center of the bowl to assert my dominance in case theres a burglar sneakin about my house so he knows theres a big pisser on the premises"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1951496373406158881)  2025-08-02T04:12Z 25.6K followers, 10.5K engagements


"Think Im gunna bulk up to like [---] then fight two Asian guys at the same time as a bit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1952897367893516442)  2025-08-06T00:59Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Youre allergic to dogs Youre allergic to undying and infinite love Youre allergic to a species weve selectively bred for millennia to do nothing but serve man What did your ancestors do to anger a benevolent God"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1953664392941142317)  2025-08-08T03:47Z 25.7K followers, 16.3K engagements


"I have driven all over this beautiful country and can confirm without a doubt that in order to get an Ohio license plate you must be both mentally retarded and also incapable of operating a motor vehicle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1954759061922005333)  2025-08-11T04:17Z 25.7K followers, 12.9K engagements


"Gaslighting my wife into believing SHE shit my pants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1956694120715432256)  2025-08-16T12:26Z 25.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Been filling my balls with microplastics and just learned thats BAD FOR YOU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1956903803250266466)  2025-08-17T02:19Z 25.7K followers, [----] engagements


"When I get rich Im going to buy a farm and throw my phone in a lake. People who want fame or flashy things are faggots. I want to raise my children in the middle of nowhere working their asses off to take care of themselves. Shove your Lamborghini and Rolex up your ass homo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1957252937190654056)  2025-08-18T01:27Z 25.7K followers, 10.9K engagements


"A lot of people nowadays work what I call Well- jobs. If youre at a social event and ask someone what they do for a living and their response starts with: Well- then their job is imaginary and total bullshit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1957266919100154233)  2025-08-18T02:22Z 25.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Might fuck around and write a book just so I can call myself a published author like a self-agrandizing fucking asshole"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1960530365900317089)  2025-08-27T02:30Z 26.1K followers, 14.8K engagements


"French onion soup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1961452432661385470)  2025-08-29T15:34Z 26.3K followers, 10.7K engagements


"Northern European Ethnicity check: Drink a pint of whole milk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1962644755545727326)  2025-09-01T22:32Z 26.3K followers, 27.3K engagements


"Love being from rural Indiana traveling all over the nation and realizing that naw- we got shit pretty well figured out in rural Indiana and the rest of the country is kinda fucked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1963020608062570925)  2025-09-02T23:25Z 26.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Most people have never been punched in the face by a grown man for running their mouth and it shows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1963021401389989890)  2025-09-02T23:29Z 26.4K followers, 16.2K engagements


"There is a ring of pedophilic billionaire oligarchs running our nation and the funniest part is that everyone knows it and no one does anything about it. The fact that they dont hide it from us anymore should be terrifying but weve been trained to be apathetic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1964550895510925424)  2025-09-07T04:46Z 27.9K followers, 10.2K engagements


"If you could get rid of any religion in the world- which of the two would it be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_King_Trout/status/1965575386160566388)  2025-09-10T00:37Z 29.3K followers, 36.2K engagements

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