# ![@TheWapplehouse Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1312133657080012807.png) @TheWapplehouse Kristi Yamaguccimane

Kristi Yamaguccimane posts on X about in the, ai, if you, this is the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Mentions: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::1312133657080012807/posts_active)
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### Followers: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1312133657080012807/followers)
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- [--] Months [-------] +3.90%
- [--] Year [-------] +8.10%

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  7.37% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  5.26% [stocks](/list/stocks)  3.68% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  3.68% [finance](/list/finance)  3.68% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  3.16% [musicians](/list/musicians)  2.63% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  2.11% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  0.53%

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the) #6061, [ai](/topic/ai) 5.26%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 3.16%, [this is](/topic/this-is) 3.16%, [whats the](/topic/whats-the) #776, [epstein files](/topic/epstein-files) #2022, [super bowl](/topic/super-bowl) #3455, [chad](/topic/chad) #277, [posts](/topic/posts) #922, [level](/topic/level) 1.58%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@grok](/creator/undefined) [@marianne2024999](/creator/undefined) [@wirbelsturm13](/creator/undefined) [@quaneeri22](/creator/undefined) [@howlingmerchant](/creator/undefined) [@forestalienx](/creator/undefined) [@hershaydx](/creator/undefined) [@primepusi](/creator/undefined) [@unprobablep](/creator/undefined) [@theescottiew](/creator/undefined) [@duolingo](/creator/undefined) [@realriddimhours](/creator/undefined) [@falconryfinance](/creator/undefined) [@baitandsketch](/creator/undefined) [@spaceghost](/creator/undefined) [@_eternalplus](/creator/undefined) [@bartholuste](/creator/undefined) [@barbarismcrit](/creator/undefined) [@antifaoperative](/creator/undefined) [@itsjohnrocker](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[DoorDash Inc. (DASH)](/topic/doordash) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"I know theres a lot going on right now but why the hell didnt anyone tell me Trump sharted on live TV so loud you can hear it and the aides had to rush all the press out the room"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018201406386155813)  2026-02-02T05:54Z 148K followers, 5.5M engagements


""A loyal Man. will annoy you like a child" and then fuck her co-worker because shes sick and tired of being around a [--] year old that acts like a toddler all the time and doesnt have the mental capacity to raise the kids AND your immature dumb ass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021273262697722121)  2026-02-10T17:21Z 148K followers, 20.3K engagements


"What should i get my wife for Valentines Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022749645081112704)  2026-02-14T19:07Z 148K followers, 109.9K engagements


"Has anyone seen a more intimidating picture. I mean [--] absolute alphas. https://t.co/3HaptHBdDu Has anyone seen a more intimidating picture. I mean [--] absolute alphas. https://t.co/3HaptHBdDu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1813403406431600967)  2024-07-17T02:40Z 148K followers, 2.3M engagements


"somebody on Reddit told ChatGPT to replicate an image of The Rock without changing anything [---] times over"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1918636253999772061)  2025-05-03T11:58Z 148K followers, 5.2M engagements


"might do this to my Ranger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1991345202578223581)  2025-11-20T03:17Z 147.9K followers, 84.7K engagements


"Never climb anything meant for grain. Especially if theres grain in it. @TheWapplehouse Grain elevators dominate the approach to the city. Id like to climb one. @TheWapplehouse Grain elevators dominate the approach to the city. Id like to climb one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2008245100204486920)  2026-01-05T18:31Z 147.9K followers, 9.5M engagements


"I dont mean to shame anyone for learning something but what the fuck else did you think it was gonna be so pressed wood is literally pressed wood https://t.co/fxjR7CmRPL so pressed wood is literally pressed wood https://t.co/fxjR7CmRPL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2012895959068332504)  2026-01-18T14:32Z 147.9K followers, 1.1M engagements


"@nikitabier @sporadica That part of twitter on X the everything app"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2014125309247856905)  2026-01-21T23:57Z 147.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Here's my advice to single American men who feel hopeless about ever finding a good woman to marry: Take a month or two between jobs and drive across the USA. Stop at every Jersey Mikes Firehouse Subs and Jimmy Johns and eat every meal during non-rush hours. Avoid cities; stop primarily just off exits that cater exclusively to outlet stores Top Golf and Car Max lots. Every time you see a pretty cashier or grill girl with a Tinkerbell or Tweety bird tattoo politely ask what time her next smoke/vape/Bang energy break is. Tell her you're out seeing the country and looking for a place to day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2014740232160088486)  2026-01-23T16:41Z 147.9K followers, 703.9K engagements


"TikTok isnt censored youre just not seeking the right information 👁"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2016870395404562598)  2026-01-29T13:45Z 147.7K followers, 121.1K engagements


"What happened to the $1776 checks we were gonna get from DOGE savings HOMESICK DHS is offering a HUGE incentive for illegal aliens to leave now receive $2600 and a FREE flight home if you remigrate using the CBP Home app. Leave now. Avoid the discomfort of not knowing WHEN were going to arrest you. https://t.co/YGo3uuNvrE https://t.co/i1Y1ym5l1h HOMESICK DHS is offering a HUGE incentive for illegal aliens to leave now receive $2600 and a FREE flight home if you remigrate using the CBP Home app. Leave now. Avoid the discomfort of not knowing WHEN were going to arrest you."  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2016971483164098873)  2026-01-29T20:27Z 146.5K followers, 37.8K engagements


"Ya know I had my doubts about this Melania documentary but Im man enough to admit when Im wrong. This is fascinating"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2017037880208548152)  2026-01-30T00:51Z 146.4K followers, 189.1K engagements


"Do NOT say I didnt warn you Do you guys wanna see the worst video Ive ever seen Do you guys wanna see the worst video Ive ever seen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2017049538993734062)  2026-01-30T01:37Z 146.5K followers, 109.3K engagements


"Its gotta be Jurassic Park Goldeneye Pizza Hut and Cherry Coke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2017118615015670074)  2026-01-30T06:12Z 147.7K followers, 15.8K engagements


"Gm lets get this paper(real life plasma canon)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2017229945924157476)  2026-01-30T13:34Z 147.7K followers, 43.8K engagements


"Ive never once used DoorDash or Uber Eats and god willing I never will. The idea of paying another adult $20 to retrieve my [--] for $7 trio from Burger King is a level of anti-social behavior worthy of diagnosis and spending 20% of your income on delivery means you shouldnt vote. Few things alienate me from my fellow Americans more than reading about their spending habits in general and food delivery in particular https://t.co/gLssb3Da7w https://t.co/3xbBNT8QuE Few things alienate me from my fellow Americans more than reading about their spending habits in general and food delivery in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2017385431453565249)  2026-01-30T23:52Z 147.7K followers, 17.9K engagements


"Here is my cat Pearl experiencing her first snow. She is not in the Epstein files. Enjoy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018010197474599066)  2026-02-01T17:14Z 147.7K followers, 81.4K engagements


"be me [--] years nothing not even a single kiss foreveralone.jpg play video games to escape depression play more games bcome more depressed dont like it when fake gamer girls write about games find /v/ anons agree with me gaming is for us not them make this my entire politics start posting memes on /pol/ learn elite jew pedo ring runs the world realize all that matters is taking down elite jew pedo ring Trump promises to expose elites and destroy jew pedo ring vote Trump [--] times in a row files finally released mfw it turns out mossad created /pol/ to elect elite pedo President"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018123437521138032)  2026-02-02T00:44Z 147.7K followers, 691.9K engagements


"Honestly the guitar player shouldnt have been in her way. Respect the lead singers space"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018137985305211059)  2026-02-02T01:42Z 147.6K followers, 18.2K engagements


"I need the fire department please my home is on fire 911: can you exit the structure Are you trapped ItsIm in the mirror roomi cant remember where the door isplease 911: the doors not visible from smoke No I hid the doorok I found it now Im in uhh the hallway the door handle wont open the wallI tried putting the fire out. It was just silly string. Silly String shot out of the fire extinguisher PLEASE GOD ITS GETTING SO HOT 911: Sir I dont understand please get as low to the ground as possible were sending units IM AS LOW AS I CAN GET IM IN THE FOAM PIT AND THEYRE MELTING TO MY SKIN 911: a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018382761883472056)  2026-02-02T17:55Z 147.7K followers, 1.1M engagements


"PSA 🚨: Dont fall for this. Ive gotten DMs from three moots so far. Its trying to get your login credentials"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018685389121212784)  2026-02-03T13:57Z 147.8K followers, 17.7K engagements


"Men: captains of industry innovators thought leaders warriors Also men: help I baby gated myself in the elevator 🥺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018693420210934180)  2026-02-03T14:29Z 147.7K followers, 70.7K engagements


"If you attack a highschool girl and get your ass handed to you by a bunch kids Texas should get to deport you. We should have ICE just for these men"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018726459938943047)  2026-02-03T16:41Z 147.7K followers, 44.9K engagements


"When you hear any of these psychologically rotted-out slop feeders interact in real life you fully grasp the extent to which the self-owned brain damage causes them to communicate far more poorly than your average peasant from the 1320s Clavicular just ran into WANGHAF Groyper and the Asian Mogger https://t.co/5PtUVKAAVg Clavicular just ran into WANGHAF Groyper and the Asian Mogger https://t.co/5PtUVKAAVg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018746017458385329)  2026-02-03T17:58Z 147.9K followers, 39.9K engagements


"@Howlingmerchant Lmao. Casio is the king of gold and silver watches back in the day though. I want an original Bulova Computron. I like the gaudiness of the bands with the early digital look"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018748863004467486)  2026-02-03T18:10Z 147.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Id like to see her deep ball accuracy improve a little and average time to throw come down a smidge but the scouting report on those hands makes her a solid 5th round pick especially for a cold weather team looking for a backup thatll keep the ball secure Kelly Osbourne stuns in new pictures ✨ https://t.co/TB4dU4CUCA Kelly Osbourne stuns in new pictures ✨ https://t.co/TB4dU4CUCA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018807305954001297)  2026-02-03T22:02Z 147.7K followers, 11.6K engagements


"To:  From: Jeffrey Epstein jeevacation@gmail.com [--]. Oct. [----] 3am Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on Can I also get [--] different pics of your boobs any position. Also can i get just a normal pic or your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself Can i get a pic of your pussy and ass from behind in one shot Can i also get a pic your full front body in just your bra and panties And can I get a pic of your ass while your panties are all up Can I also get a pic of your boobs while you're in the shower"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018812222865363106)  2026-02-03T22:21Z 147.7K followers, 31.5K engagements


"Old people are wild. Im surprised my dad hasnt been pepper sprayed tbh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018825499376840759)  2026-02-03T23:14Z 146.5K followers, 45.6K engagements


"Good night. Dont check the structural integrity of a lithium battery with your mouth. Sweet dreams"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018891156721914321)  2026-02-04T03:35Z 146.5K followers, 20.7K engagements


"Goddammit I cant wait til its warm enough to put the boat in the water and watch dumbass jet skiers wreck their shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019086399144681901)  2026-02-04T16:31Z 147.8K followers, 40.4K engagements


"Btw Im running a special right now for $75 Ill verify you (insert region here) Asian Mogger Venmo in bio @TheWapplehouse Kristi would you do me the honor of verifying me as the DC Asian Mogger @TheWapplehouse Kristi would you do me the honor of verifying me as the DC Asian Mogger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019090788789940521)  2026-02-04T16:48Z 147.9K followers, [----] engagements


"goddamn dude there will never be a band as cool as ZZ Top ever again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019191172812681579)  2026-02-04T23:27Z 147.6K followers, [----] engagements


"and this is when those angry quote tweets start rolling in: successfully ragebaiting someone feels exactly like when the intro riff to money for nothing by dire straits kicks in successfully ragebaiting someone feels exactly like when the intro riff to money for nothing by dire straits kicks in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019212723389858139)  2026-02-05T00:53Z 147.8K followers, 127.6K engagements


"Millions of stupid coworkers are currently forming their opinion of a state theyve never been to and know nothing about strictly from this barely literate man Nick Shirley says that hes already uncovered TONS of fraud in California. Buckle up https://t.co/Cx1nTkRkMK Nick Shirley says that hes already uncovered TONS of fraud in California. Buckle up https://t.co/Cx1nTkRkMK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019418936719429964)  2026-02-05T14:32Z 147.7K followers, 203.9K engagements


"Ahhhhh I can afford this I just cant wrap my head around spending that $750 on a shirt but then Im like goddamn Will Lind looked cool as fuck Oh my god its my size and its got my name on the collar https://t.co/j6SvSlHWWM Oh my god its my size and its got my name on the collar https://t.co/j6SvSlHWWM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019422094967337142)  2026-02-05T14:45Z 146.5K followers, 13.9K engagements


"Theyre trying to copy what the Conservatives do covertly and naturally because all the undisclosed DNC influencers that were getting paid and coordinating with DNC talking points got found out last year or whenever and it looked bad. Yall can just run on good platforms for free"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019458766031225304)  2026-02-05T17:11Z 146.5K followers, 16.8K engagements


"Groypers Anons based Chads listen to me right now: this man is an op. Hes not one of you. Hes designed to MK Ultra your brain with key linguistics into supporting him. Strings are being pulled. Your culture is being weaponized against you and the battlefield is your mind. James Fishback candidate for Florida Governor at UCF: If you wanted to set our kids up for failure you would feed them the absolute GOY SLOP in our cafeterias. https://t.co/9GS06oFvEf James Fishback candidate for Florida Governor at UCF: If you wanted to set our kids up for failure you would feed them the absolute GOY SLOP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019467973237309768)  2026-02-05T17:47Z 146.5K followers, 14.3K engagements


"why is Amtrak third reich posting THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019479115695342064)  2026-02-05T18:31Z 147.9K followers, 589K engagements


"For the second time today the NYPD is putting Windshield boots on cars Parked in the middle of the road on the yellow lines after all normal parking are still full of snow and ice Broadway between Kent Ave & Berry St. https://t.co/jGRbg4VjQn For the second time today the NYPD is putting Windshield boots on cars Parked in the middle of the road on the yellow lines after all normal parking are still full of snow and ice Broadway between Kent Ave & Berry St. https://t.co/jGRbg4VjQn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019511750715195711)  2026-02-05T20:41Z 147.7K followers, 30.5K engagements


"@Obino001 @DAVID_LYNCH You dont sell trash dumbass. You throw it away. Thats clearly not what theyre doing here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019558254804889695)  2026-02-05T23:46Z 146.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Gm lets get this paper(pitbull with a machete)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019766221323772079)  2026-02-06T13:32Z 147.9K followers, 15.6K engagements


"Wonder what his wifes eyes look like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019830173487829094)  2026-02-06T17:46Z 147.7K followers, 91.2K engagements


"@barbarismcrit I know not actual Velcro but Josh was wearing these boots with high water wide legged jeans and bright white Adidas socks. He looked like an out of work clam digger and hes never even fished before. Josh wanted them because hes too lazy for laces"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019833609759146324)  2026-02-06T18:00Z 146.6K followers, [---] engagements


"The cantina bowl at Taco Bell is the most cost efficient item on the menu at $6.89 and also the healthiest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019841926518960567)  2026-02-06T18:33Z 147.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Id be so pissed at my Dad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019849914419904910)  2026-02-06T19:05Z 147.8K followers, 26.4K engagements


"Can someone explain the mechanics of skiing to me and why we dont need an ACL to ski at an Olympic level Just one week after tearing her ACL Lindsey Vonn has completed her Olympic training run in Cortina. The women's downhill competition takes place this Sunday. https://t.co/FgEG8xkWTI Just one week after tearing her ACL Lindsey Vonn has completed her Olympic training run in Cortina. The women's downhill competition takes place this Sunday. https://t.co/FgEG8xkWTI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019855329589359040)  2026-02-06T19:26Z 147.8K followers, 84.2K engagements


"(Deepest most reluctant sigh youve ever heard) Shinedown welcome to the resistance A message from Shinedown https://t.co/IinAWc1BQj A message from Shinedown https://t.co/IinAWc1BQj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019889293469102547)  2026-02-06T21:41Z 147.9K followers, 163.8K engagements


"@Giannis_An34 @Kalshi This entire trade rumor bullshit was a scam to make money off this platform and you cant change my mind. Youre a shit head for that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020126023224873321)  2026-02-07T13:22Z 147.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Meat slop is out. Were fiber-maxxing now Were getting grainpilled. Were not mewing protein were chewing bran. Three squares a day straight from the heartland"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020166110809645315)  2026-02-07T16:01Z 147.9K followers, 35.4K engagements


"@forestalienx Its emotional cheating to your spouse. If you barely talk to your wife and youre telling a hot fake pfp you love her that might as well be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020170440275063288)  2026-02-07T16:19Z 147.7K followers, 54.5K engagements


"New blink-182 slaps Jesus Christ https://t.co/NKBOOJwpKF Jesus Christ https://t.co/NKBOOJwpKF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020200828074881048)  2026-02-07T18:19Z 147.7K followers, 51.3K engagements


"Just kidding turns out you do need one Can someone explain the mechanics of skiing to me and why we dont need an ACL to ski at an Olympic level Can someone explain the mechanics of skiing to me and why we dont need an ACL to ski at an Olympic level"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020558344138698790)  2026-02-08T18:00Z 147.7K followers, 52.1K engagements


"@TheeScottieW @antifaoperative @duolingo Thats a legitimately sweet response from your kids. How much is it @duolingo give this woman a subscription"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020694278335512896)  2026-02-09T03:00Z 147.9K followers, 11K engagements


"@duolingo @TheeScottieW @antifaoperative"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020701399760441558)  2026-02-09T03:28Z 147.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Its not lip syncing actually. He has a guy in his band who was hired because he sounds just like him and that guy does half the vocals on every song because Kid Rock gets so gassed performing these days. Kid Rocks lip syncing is even more egregious than Ashlee Simpson and Millie Vanilli https://t.co/Yiz3RrxQ1j Kid Rocks lip syncing is even more egregious than Ashlee Simpson and Millie Vanilli https://t.co/Yiz3RrxQ1j"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020711995709043105)  2026-02-09T04:10Z 147.8K followers, 63.8K engagements


"@brandon79810305 Besides her did any of these people compete a week after the tear Because thats the crucial detail here. Her leg hadnt healed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020717865842901479)  2026-02-09T04:34Z 147.7K followers, [---] engagements


"Are figure skaters still just doing the spins mostly Does figure skating have a Wemby Just like a freak out there doing shit nobodys ever seen before like hand stands and slip n slide type shit evolving the game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020719903485907010)  2026-02-09T04:42Z 147.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Sadly no one recorded @otherjrobbins and me holding hands and singing Check Yes or No by George Strait because it was just too powerful to capture on video. Its the only thing the establishment truly fears"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020880282648195265)  2026-02-09T15:19Z 147.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Because theyre all degenerates Im just gonna assume Kalshi and Polymarket have over/unders on Savanna Gutheries mom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020900288824009042)  2026-02-09T16:39Z 147.8K followers, [----] engagements


"they could bring to our world if funded. Super weird to talk music like a VC would about a startup. More money does not make this better. Its good precisely because of how it was made. And you ALREADY LIKED IT. Who listens to a song and goes man if only they recorded this with more money. What the fuck are you talking about. Holy Cow Man Some body throw buckets full of cash 💰 at these guys . This is amazing and it cost about a dollar fifty to make . I can only image the magic they could bring to our world if funded 🤩 🤯 https://t.co/OWQe0WFw07 Holy Cow Man Some body throw buckets full of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020906491998294244)  2026-02-09T17:03Z 147.9K followers, 102.9K engagements


"@itsJohnRocker Why would you leave the greatest country on earth with the best healthcare system on earth and go to a third world country for dead baby medical treatments John. This isnt America First at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020988053880176727)  2026-02-09T22:27Z 147.9K followers, 145K engagements


"Be like DinoCon. Shame these people to the ends of the earth. https://t.co/MAxkzjMqCQ https://t.co/MAxkzjMqCQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020999732940742733)  2026-02-09T23:14Z 147.9K followers, 16.2K engagements


"A dude on Reddit already made an actual grass person action figure. Not AI slop either. This guy is know for making stuff like this. https://t.co/IY6pZ90vil https://t.co/IY6pZ90vil"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021023060183404739)  2026-02-10T00:47Z 147.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Gm lets this paper(balloon stuck to the ceiling)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021222630691348798)  2026-02-10T14:00Z 147.9K followers, 11.8K engagements


"A 9th century Portuguese peasant after consuming ergot infested rye bread: Wake up babe theres a Portuguese Catholic priest who mixes Gregorian chants with industrial techno house music https://t.co/ClW8d7PJTG Wake up babe theres a Portuguese Catholic priest who mixes Gregorian chants with industrial techno house music https://t.co/ClW8d7PJTG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021247669109162153)  2026-02-10T15:39Z 147.9K followers, 34.1K engagements


"@RealRiddimHours I dunno how much a huge does is but I know the [--] pound bottles at close to [---] servings. Literally no one but these guys ever bought those jugs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021248242235613682)  2026-02-10T15:41Z 147.9K followers, 26.3K engagements


"@VoidNothin253 Nice. This was back about [--] years ago when they only sold it in GNC branded labels not third party. I think theyve really streamlined what they offer under their brand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021251947227943301)  2026-02-10T15:56Z 147.8K followers, 21.6K engagements


"@televisionaryZW @GeeEffingDee Technicals in the Middle East. Toyota knows what their trucks are used for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021259610640855405)  2026-02-10T16:26Z 147.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@JohnHebard And it would fuck your multivitamin sales percentages go for the entire fucking month but your gold card numbers were the best in the district"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021269799645388889)  2026-02-10T17:07Z 147.8K followers, 28.7K engagements


"@Fit_MissC Private equity and online retailers pretty much destroyed them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021270219583377880)  2026-02-10T17:09Z 147.9K followers, 13.1K engagements


"sending this to my wife wish me luck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021348372335227265)  2026-02-10T22:19Z 147.9K followers, [----] engagements


"ratiod @itsJohnRocker Why would you leave the greatest country on earth with the best healthcare system on earth and go to a third world country for dead baby medical treatments John. This isnt America First at all. @itsJohnRocker Why would you leave the greatest country on earth with the best healthcare system on earth and go to a third world country for dead baby medical treatments John. This isnt America First at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021357798718894309)  2026-02-10T22:57Z 147.9K followers, 14.8K engagements


"@TheBIackSheep @FalconryFinance The least you can do is google this shit. The only thing more annoying than AI slop is people calling absolutely everything AI slop https://www.nbcmiami.com/video/news/local/video-shows-tesla-ripped-through-garage-door-after-swat-situation-in-plantation/3763427/ https://www.nbcmiami.com/video/news/local/video-shows-tesla-ripped-through-garage-door-after-swat-situation-in-plantation/3763427/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021411049069740123)  2026-02-11T02:28Z 147.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@SetPixels @FalconryFinance https://www.nbcmiami.com/video/news/local/video-shows-tesla-ripped-through-garage-door-after-swat-situation-in-plantation/3763427/ https://www.nbcmiami.com/video/news/local/video-shows-tesla-ripped-through-garage-door-after-swat-situation-in-plantation/3763427/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021411113766879234)  2026-02-11T02:29Z 147.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@insolventXBT @FalconryFinance Wasnt a bit https://www.nbcmiami.com/video/news/local/video-shows-tesla-ripped-through-garage-door-after-swat-situation-in-plantation/3763427/ https://www.nbcmiami.com/video/news/local/video-shows-tesla-ripped-through-garage-door-after-swat-situation-in-plantation/3763427/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021411177205727720)  2026-02-11T02:29Z 147.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Okay this is kinda cool to see a first person view of damn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021417816981913781)  2026-02-11T02:55Z 147.9K followers, 29.8K engagements


"@Dr_LDavey Yes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021579321693839703)  2026-02-11T13:37Z 147.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Maybe I dunno. Not everything is an ad. People have always done dumb shit its just now we can record ourselves properly doing it. Cant imagine the NFL and Meta would run this ad through their lawyers and decide doing something illegal with the product that would encourage other dipshits would be worth it imo. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021589195265815017 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021589195265815017"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021589195265815017)  2026-02-11T14:16Z 147.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Just found out that in eastern Tennessee there's a colony of native Arabic speakers who are descendants of Syrian migrants who came to the US over a century ago. They speak--I kid you not--a fluent *hillbilly* dialect of Arabic. And it's gorgeous. God bless America. https://t.co/dalytRIk1e Just found out that in eastern Tennessee there's a colony of native Arabic speakers who are descendants of Syrian migrants who came to the US over a century ago. They speak--I kid you not--a fluent *hillbilly* dialect of Arabic. And it's gorgeous. God bless America. https://t.co/dalytRIk1e"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021643055418180047)  2026-02-11T17:50Z 147.9K followers, 20.4K engagements


"RIP James Van Der Beek. I grew up where they filmed Dawsons Creek and was an extra many times on that show. Provided a great boost for the film industry around here and Varsity Blues is still great and was way ahead of its time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021675711439024181)  2026-02-11T20:00Z 147.9K followers, 30K engagements


"Republicans are hellbound and determined to make him the best selling artist of all time Republican Congressmen claim that they're investigating Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime Show for things like "pelvic thrusts" https://t.co/itZOZQkbde https://t.co/Q1g76I0pw5 Republican Congressmen claim that they're investigating Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime Show for things like "pelvic thrusts" https://t.co/itZOZQkbde https://t.co/Q1g76I0pw5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021715431375962477)  2026-02-11T22:38Z 147.9K followers, 16.3K engagements


"@MoonstruckTwolf Looks like itll pull up the post but I cant figure out where the images were hosted or if they still use imgur how to find them on that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021938513546256741)  2026-02-12T13:24Z 148K followers, [----] engagements


"Ok then whats one of the best. This is still one of my faves. whats the worst tweet youve ever seen whats the worst tweet youve ever seen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1755761450780356945)  2024-02-09T01:12Z 148K followers, 186.6M engagements


"Real men SHIT and PISS their pants in public"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018141412907184329)  2026-02-02T01:56Z 148K followers, 12.4K engagements


"When my white friends ask me if what Im cooking is really spicy: Megyn Kelly just shouting FOOTBALL IS OURS at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunnys Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space. https://t.co/oTuiwI9xBR Megyn Kelly just shouting FOOTBALL IS OURS at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunnys Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space. https://t.co/oTuiwI9xBR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021067803416199322)  2026-02-10T03:44Z 148K followers, 283.1K engagements


"The cop on this patch was fired for overdosing on seized drugs then stabbed his [--] year old son to death and was then killed by deputies in a shootout [--] months ago new patch for my jacket https://t.co/wg1E0YuMfS new patch for my jacket https://t.co/wg1E0YuMfS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021780869082472850)  2026-02-12T02:58Z 148K followers, 45.5K engagements


"@dillondanis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021783455554531589)  2026-02-12T03:08Z 148K followers, [----] engagements


"We have a better version of this in America A portal to hell has opened: A place in Belarus has been discovered where they make "kurachino" cappuccino inside a rotisserie chicken. Is it a unique idea or a food perversion https://t.co/fNH3kSaSa8 A portal to hell has opened: A place in Belarus has been discovered where they make "kurachino" cappuccino inside a rotisserie chicken. Is it a unique idea or a food perversion https://t.co/fNH3kSaSa8"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022012388351037829)  2026-02-12T18:18Z 148K followers, 33.7K engagements


"Brian Posehn was responsible for the tide turning on Nickelback. Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn was on Comedy Central and over the summer of [----] they aired this clip as a rejoin promo non-stop during commercial breaks. They became an easy punchline for bad overplayed music. I have never liked Chad Kroeger more than in this video. Hes so drunk and so annoyed and still made her day while telling her to fuck off. Its a perfect celebrity interaction. https://t.co/tslgK1tbGR I have never liked Chad Kroeger more than in this video. Hes so drunk and so annoyed and still made her day while telling her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022315431277564018)  2026-02-13T14:22Z 148K followers, 77.1K engagements


"@Marianne2024999 Oh wow. Please elaborate. I had no idea Chad Kroeger of Nickelback engaged in this sort of behavior"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022355295373303886)  2026-02-13T17:00Z 148K followers, 10.8K engagements


"Still the funniest sports graphic of all time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022464055387037700)  2026-02-14T00:13Z 148K followers, 164.6K engagements


"@TheWapplehouse The warming glow of a Tesla on fire in front of your house on the street If you wait long enough itll happen naturally @TheWapplehouse The warming glow of a Tesla on fire in front of your house on the street If you wait long enough itll happen naturally"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022762120698364307)  2026-02-14T19:57Z 148K followers, [----] engagements


"Youre not the president you need to go away is the funniest possible thing that kid coulda said goddamn Trumps gonna drone strike his little ass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1889877875417121113)  2025-02-13T03:22Z 148K followers, 10.9M engagements


"My children watched the halftime show and now theyre gay AND Puerto Rican. Thank you Bad Bunny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020680535287210379)  2026-02-09T02:05Z 148K followers, 676.4K engagements


"Theres a subreddit called /r/shitfromabutt for food that looks like shit from a butt but isnt This is $165 of BBQ in Williamsburg Brooklyn https://t.co/ZdlRgX7ofm This is $165 of BBQ in Williamsburg Brooklyn https://t.co/ZdlRgX7ofm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020893787921244613)  2026-02-09T16:13Z 148K followers, 951.5K engagements


"Some guy on Reddit is currently trespassing on Epsteins island just poking around"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021790615692849186)  2026-02-12T03:37Z 148K followers, 1.8M engagements


"i frew up https://t.co/Xp9XV8qRcH https://t.co/Xp9XV8qRcH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022545261461954758)  2026-02-14T05:35Z 148K followers, 14.8K engagements


"Happy Folgers incest commercial to all who celebrate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1733482551296106572)  2023-12-09T13:43Z 148K followers, 11M engagements


"The most offensive thing about the Folgers incest commercial isnt that the brother and sister are clearly going to fuck later its that hes been in West Africa home to some of the worlds most incredible coffee varietals and yet he calls Folgers real coffee Happy Folgers incest commercial to all who celebrate https://t.co/TiDLTaNsVj Happy Folgers incest commercial to all who celebrate https://t.co/TiDLTaNsVj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1733483813039215001)  2023-12-09T13:48Z 148K followers, 3.8M engagements


"Thought he had an easy target. Didnt realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful https://x.com/JediNabber/status/1734543922238505312/video/1 https://x.com/JediNabber/status/1734543922238505312/video/1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1734989837101371580)  2023-12-13T17:33Z 148K followers, 32.8M engagements


"oh my god this is the whitest shit Ive ever seen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1744069914527248657)  2024-01-07T18:54Z 148K followers, 16.2M engagements


"Jesus that Young Sheldon ending was brutal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1791285685741068678)  2024-05-17T01:52Z 148K followers, 18.3M engagements


"@XNewNorm @larryelder @RubinReport @AwakenWithJP @elonmusk Comedy is legal again. I dont know why you didnt add any"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1805762580406775816)  2024-06-26T00:38Z 148K followers, 840K engagements


"@Cobratate Ask the judge to return your chin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1838613282535383145)  2024-09-24T16:15Z 148K followers, 2.3M engagements


"Whats a life-ending medical fact everyone should know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1907576904380457336)  2025-04-02T23:32Z 148K followers, 4.1M engagements


"Guys JD Vance did NOT kill the Pope and its stupid and immature to imply he did. The Pope killed himself after meeting JD Vance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1914344585649590522)  2025-04-21T15:44Z 148K followers, 1.4M engagements


"She got $250k for calling a [--] year old the n-word And they say white people have no culture"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1918282841311396037)  2025-05-02T12:34Z 148K followers, 5.4M engagements


"It was called Four Loko and like all perfect things we banned it they should invent a potion that gives you down syndrome for like an hour they should invent a potion that gives you down syndrome for like an hour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1945950811026002245)  2025-07-17T20:56Z 148K followers, 4.1M engagements


"4 days out from my life-changing surgery @Aetna has denied the appeal for my brain surgery. to be clear when i signed up to aetna months ago the coordinator had confirmed they would cover this surgery. then a week ago they said the surgery was too experimental/elective and [--] days out from my life-changing surgery @Aetna has denied the appeal for my brain surgery. to be clear when i signed up to aetna months ago the coordinator had confirmed they would cover this surgery. then a week ago they said the surgery was too experimental/elective and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1986614956729438608)  2025-11-07T02:01Z 148K followers, 9.2M engagements


"Everything about this might be the saddest video Ive vet seen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1992800758857953706)  2025-11-24T03:41Z 148K followers, 2.2M engagements


"Raising a kid who gets this excited to get a [--] year old Toyota Corolla is a job well done"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2013269292423291061)  2026-01-19T15:16Z 148K followers, 4.5M engagements


"Threatening someone with a gun then setting it down within their reach has gotta be a top [--] brain fart of all time *the David Allan Coe greatest hits soundtracking is 👌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2015826827223118167)  2026-01-26T16:39Z 148K followers, 56.9K engagements


"Im a big fan of Ilhan Omar and got real nervous to meet her so I tried showing her what I just bought at Bath & Body works and it did not go over well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2016371247177691604)  2026-01-28T04:42Z 148K followers, 55K engagements


"Gm lets get this paper(hotdogs)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018305480842436768)  2026-02-02T12:48Z 148K followers, 27.7K engagements


"Myanmar rebels doing karaoke while fighting junta troops"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018878256200712369)  2026-02-04T02:44Z 148K followers, 22.9K engagements


"Whats the most youve ever spent on a single article of clothing Make me feel better Ahhhhh I can afford this I just cant wrap my head around spending that $750 on a shirt but then Im like goddamn Will Lind looked cool as fuck https://t.co/anVsfHm0jT Ahhhhh I can afford this I just cant wrap my head around spending that $750 on a shirt but then Im like goddamn Will Lind looked cool as fuck https://t.co/anVsfHm0jT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019431840814448972)  2026-02-05T15:24Z 148K followers, [----] engagements


"I forgot to watch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020674291050713451)  2026-02-09T01:41Z 148K followers, 143.9K engagements


"@aryxandre Them things are stinky as hell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020692982220100094)  2026-02-09T02:55Z 148K followers, 80.7K engagements


"@akafaceUS Posting a video thats weeks old and also doesnt have the National Anthem being played in it. Rent due You this hard up for cash Why debase yourself like this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020699683879113149)  2026-02-09T03:22Z 148K followers, 28.4K engagements


"This post is great because not only is this video weeks old(Bad Bunnys not gonna be in the stands hanging out are you stupid) but every single angry reply doesnt realize its not even the national anthem thats being played. Its the laziest kind of ragebait for the dumbest people alive Wow. Bad Bunny refused to stand for our national anthem. https://t.co/Zuq9tK6KjI Wow. Bad Bunny refused to stand for our national anthem. https://t.co/Zuq9tK6KjI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020700852319592847)  2026-02-09T03:26Z 148K followers, 448.1K engagements


"Keep the angry replies comin fellas. This is who youre mad at bb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020901803475304911)  2026-02-09T16:45Z 148K followers, 36.3K engagements


"@damnit_d4vee https://x.com/thewapplehouse/status/1923034343380779300 Just listened to Sleep Token and Im told theyre very popular but why does every song sound like its AI generated by a [--] year old white woman going through her first divorce really getting into spirituality for the first time its such dog shit https://x.com/thewapplehouse/status/1923034343380779300 Just listened to Sleep Token and Im told theyre very popular but why does every song sound like its AI generated by a [--] year old white woman going through her first divorce really getting into spirituality for the first time its"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020903634418983285)  2026-02-09T16:52Z 148K followers, [---] engagements


"Lol lmao The one thing I do like about AI chat bots and AI customer service agents is how susceptible they are to flattery. You can talk them into giving you discounts and free shit then complain to real customer service agents if they arent honored until you get some kind of discount. https://t.co/0RhY8QgC5L The one thing I do like about AI chat bots and AI customer service agents is how susceptible they are to flattery. You can talk them into giving you discounts and free shit then complain to real customer service agents if they arent honored until you get some kind of discount."  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021589712834556179)  2026-02-11T14:18Z 148K followers, [----] engagements


"Give [--] tweakers [--] days and theyll have that cleared out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021608475621540181)  2026-02-11T15:33Z 148K followers, [----] engagements


"I often think about this ad campaign and how MAGA would lose their damn minds if it was done today. We used to be a proper country. Larry Johnson in Grandmama: Shes the Man https://t.co/FfYkOhLjhJ Larry Johnson in Grandmama: Shes the Man https://t.co/FfYkOhLjhJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021665992250974442)  2026-02-11T19:21Z 148K followers, [----] engagements


"This guy is allowed to vote. Remember that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021766946065150193)  2026-02-12T02:02Z 148K followers, 27.2K engagements


"@HughGPenness This is something people who think theyre smart do l. Call something AI based on no evidence just in case it is so they can seem clever. He had multiple posts and was flying a drone taking over head shots of the island"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021923872577339581)  2026-02-12T12:26Z 148K followers, 31.6K engagements


"This is what I feel like today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021997860305182863)  2026-02-12T17:20Z 148K followers, [----] engagements


"Im whatever denomination this is https://t.co/L306NbRUWT https://t.co/L306NbRUWT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022063160287691200)  2026-02-12T21:40Z 148K followers, 21.4K engagements


"@hershayDX Bitch what are you talking about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022310827915678162)  2026-02-13T14:04Z 148K followers, [----] engagements


"But she IS dead(laughter)she was a regular person. Just write em a check. $11000. She was [--] anyway. She had limited value. You cant reform this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1701764405334016268)  2023-09-13T01:07Z 148K followers, 20.3M engagements


"Reply with your best post of the year. Not the one that did the best numbers necessarily but the one youre proudest of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1737186821400821971)  2023-12-19T19:03Z 148K followers, 23.8M engagements


"whats the worst tweet youve ever seen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1755672530285744524)  2024-02-08T19:18Z 148K followers, 147.1M engagements


"Whats the maddest anyones ever been at you on Twitter and have you been the main character"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1791163817549828555)  2024-05-16T17:48Z 148K followers, 42.1M engagements


"New funniest thing hes ever said just dropped: President Trump on Israel and Iran: "We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they dont know what the fuck theyre doing." https://t.co/xrztmebALZ President Trump on Israel and Iran: "We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they dont know what the fuck theyre doing." https://t.co/xrztmebALZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1937497378635788722)  2025-06-24T13:05Z 148K followers, 4.3M engagements


"For the longest time I genuinely thought Hobo Johnson was a made up character for this type of shitty folk speak white boy rap like Glup Shitto was for Star Wars how can you say that stomp clap song is the worst song of all time its not even the worst tiny desk performance of all time. https://t.co/rBcGiUBk2O how can you say that stomp clap song is the worst song of all time its not even the worst tiny desk performance of all time. https://t.co/rBcGiUBk2O"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1953831811303321772)  2025-08-08T14:52Z 148K followers, 2.6M engagements


"What do yall think skattebo thinks about when its just him in a room What do yall think skattebo thinks about when its just him in a room"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1981713302087700903)  2025-10-24T13:24Z 148K followers, 3.3M engagements


"Ive watched this [---] times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1999133966868087098)  2025-12-11T15:07Z 148K followers, 1.6M engagements


"Its been [--] Christmases since the government tased PawPaws balls at the Capitol and took him away from us. We miss him more and more every year🎄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2004272036290744425)  2025-12-25T19:24Z 148K followers, 31.9K engagements


"Man Im so thankful to live in the United States where we have freedom and not some oppressive country like Venez-"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2008937137043845202)  2026-01-07T16:21Z 148K followers, 2.9M engagements


"Jesses always been a real one. Especially when he won his lawsuit against that lying piece of shit Chris Kyle. Jesse Ventura shared his thoughts about the ICE shooting in Minneapolis and a confrontation between ICE officers and staff at Roosevelt High School on Wednesday. https://t.co/QWML36MY3H Jesse Ventura shared his thoughts about the ICE shooting in Minneapolis and a confrontation between ICE officers and staff at Roosevelt High School on Wednesday. https://t.co/QWML36MY3H"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2009412287707160934)  2026-01-08T23:49Z 148K followers, 708K engagements


"the European mind cannot comprehend this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2016706698010915056)  2026-01-29T02:55Z 148K followers, 3.2M engagements


"Hey @grok Yo @elonmusk is all over the new Epstein files. He claimed that Epstein "tried to get me to his island but I refused". Liar liar pants of fire. https://t.co/2iIeFuZXma Yo @elonmusk is all over the new Epstein files. He claimed that Epstein "tried to get me to his island but I refused". Liar liar pants of fire. https://t.co/2iIeFuZXma"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2017369044957966525)  2026-01-30T22:47Z 148K followers, 1.5M engagements


"Go listen to this weeks JortsCenter where we interview Trumps gastroenterologist This time around we discuss Storm of the Century Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Panic Buying dad shows Orb Girl and dubs vs captions. https://t.co/2HI4S4JhSJ https://t.co/l7hLdD76Hg This time around we discuss Storm of the Century Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Panic Buying dad shows Orb Girl and dubs vs captions. https://t.co/2HI4S4JhSJ https://t.co/l7hLdD76Hg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2018303627656327213)  2026-02-02T12:40Z 148K followers, 451.8K engagements


"Attended the AVN awards last week and I was shocked. Turns out thats NOT an awards show for birds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019082757507342434)  2026-02-04T16:16Z 148K followers, 30.5K engagements


"If you ever feel bad about yourself remember the richest man on earth emo vague posts to [---] million followers because he has no actual friends or true relationships in this life and never will"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019451766979297722)  2026-02-05T16:43Z 148K followers, 152.8K engagements


"The one thing I do like about AI chat bots and AI customer service agents is how susceptible they are to flattery. You can talk them into giving you discounts and free shit then complain to real customer service agents if they arent honored until you get some kind of discount"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2019911457568354613)  2026-02-06T23:09Z 148K followers, 471.3K engagements


"You need to be monitoring your parents bank accounts. Especially your Dads"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020152674830762168)  2026-02-07T15:08Z 148K followers, 705.7K engagements


"My favorite SuperBowl memory I was at this very white very suburban kid friendly party with a bunch of my wifes mom group friends standing around and the broadcast was playing messages from troops stationed overseas and one female soldier said I want to say hey to my husband Dave and my little ones Josh and Katie mommy loves and misses you so much Ill come home soon and outta the blue this Dad whod barely talked to anyone goes in a body bag and the whole party went so quiet and got so weird so fast I burst out laughing and had to leave the room and everyone was just kind of awkward the rest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020577438393098360)  2026-02-08T19:16Z 148K followers, 879.1K engagements


"This kind of misogyny is gross. What time is she skating and on what channel so I can make sure to support the athletic prowess and avoid this kind of objectification and what have you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020597054503108862)  2026-02-08T20:34Z 148K followers, 8M engagements


"Every Super Bowl ad is just HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT HUH YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2020696171568894403)  2026-02-09T03:08Z 148K followers, 101.6K engagements


"Its probably nothing but in [----] when the FBI launched its investigation into Epstein he immediately ordered [---] gallons of sulfuric acid to his island"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021026148944314862)  2026-02-10T00:59Z 148K followers, 55.7K engagements


"This is like when GNC used to sell 1-pound jugs of inositol powder for $130. It was the only supplement they sold in that size because they knew coke dealers used it to cut product. And we always knew when a huge shipment got into town because wed have a stream of very similar looking dudes coming into the store all day buying us out of every jug we had. GNC knew their customer base. Toyota Hilux just dropped new Toyota tippers 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/vQOIWzxZgU Toyota Hilux just dropped new Toyota tippers 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/vQOIWzxZgU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021235213246865802)  2026-02-10T14:50Z 148K followers, 697.5K engagements


"We didnt know it at the time but Donald here paused munting to framemog Jeffrey mid-jestergoon spiking his cortisol levels while ignoring the foids so he could pedomaxx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021309821652275213)  2026-02-10T19:46Z 148K followers, 16.5K engagements


"The subtext here is that your friendly neighborhood surveillance state doesnt actually delete footage and the FBI is always watching you even when you think they cant BREAKING In addition to photos authorities have also released this video from the Nest surveillance camera of Savannah Guthries mom Nancy Guthrie. Reminder: Nancy Guthrie reportedly did not have a subscription for her camera system which meant the footage was deleted every https://t.co/BwZaKXHHqT BREAKING In addition to photos authorities have also released this video from the Nest surveillance camera of Savannah Guthries mom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021338974258975074)  2026-02-10T21:42Z 148K followers, 130.4K engagements


"This video single handedly convinced me Q was right. Im sorry I doubted. Look into this face and tell me anything close to a human soul resides behind those cold black reptilian orbs. Those are the eyes of a man thats not only seen Frazzledrip but participated in it. Representing the United Statesa beacon for freedom and democracyat the Olympics is an honor. Anyone who feels otherwise should be stripped of their USA Olympic uniform. https://t.co/fciWOd8THX Representing the United Statesa beacon for freedom and democracyat the Olympics is an honor. Anyone who feels otherwise should be stripped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021360546046681329)  2026-02-10T23:08Z 148K followers, 24.1K engagements


"The worse problem caused by AI isnt believing fake things to be true but the inverse. A complete breakdown in belief that anything is true at all. how they do this to the entire car https://t.co/iKOkaUut9I how they do this to the entire car https://t.co/iKOkaUut9I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021412953451528259)  2026-02-11T02:36Z 148K followers, 209.5K engagements


"Gm lets get this paper(pretend to get our ass beat by Steven Seagal)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021558784448176219)  2026-02-11T12:15Z 148K followers, 21.6K engagements


"Russian circus performer got put to sleep by his snake but the rescue crew gave him brain damage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021785226507133076)  2026-02-12T03:15Z 148K followers, 12.2K engagements


"https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/45WKg9M7cu https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/45WKg9M7cu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021790768931704869)  2026-02-12T03:37Z 148K followers, 165.6K engagements


"Just woke up and saw they deleted his post whats the site that lets you see deleted shit on Reddit The username is u/zzTAMARI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021922401794093065)  2026-02-12T12:20Z 148K followers, 94.2K engagements


"He had multiple posts. Part [--] and Part [--]. The other one showed trails leading through the woods and other structures around the island"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021925506023612580)  2026-02-12T12:33Z 148K followers, 87.7K engagements


"Gm lets get this paper(run over by our own truck for the gram)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021949256622649543)  2026-02-12T14:07Z 148K followers, 21.8K engagements


"What the fuck https://www.polygon.com/epstein-files-pokemon-go-stop-little-saint-james-sundial-where-is/ https://www.polygon.com/epstein-files-pokemon-go-stop-little-saint-james-sundial-where-is/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2021953169153298830)  2026-02-12T14:22Z 148K followers, 65.7K engagements


"Hey I went to the bar for losers that get no bitches and everyone said they knew you Have an AI girlfriend or boyfriend Now theres a bar for you. The Post's Rikki Schlott checked out the Hells Kitchen establishment that has been re-designed for those who have AI partners so they can bring along their phone for a romantic evening. https://t.co/LM3fXTss5s https://t.co/HZhDXmQMQN Have an AI girlfriend or boyfriend Now theres a bar for you. The Post's Rikki Schlott checked out the Hells Kitchen establishment that has been re-designed for those who have AI partners so they can bring along their"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022077956483645451)  2026-02-12T22:38Z 148K followers, 499.8K engagements


"I was not prepared for that opening bar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022107130455838851)  2026-02-13T00:34Z 148K followers, 41.5K engagements


"J Cole just rear ended me and said he didnt have insurance and peeled out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022144777215762654)  2026-02-13T03:04Z 148K followers, [----] engagements


"I have never liked Chad Kroeger more than in this video. Hes so drunk and so annoyed and still made her day while telling her to fuck off. Its a perfect celebrity interaction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022146043903873494)  2026-02-13T03:09Z 148K followers, 902.3K engagements


"Gm lets get this paper(embarrassed in front of the hoes)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022308450047259058)  2026-02-13T13:54Z 148K followers, 11.2K engagements


"This is Leon Black. He is one of the billionaire pedophiles in the Epstein files. He owns Lifetouch: The biggest school picture company in America that photographs millions of kids each year. Your childrens photos are being uploaded to a database thats owned by a pedophile. https://t.co/WVoXJkBA1p This is Leon Black. He is one of the billionaire pedophiles in the Epstein files. He owns Lifetouch: The biggest school picture company in America that photographs millions of kids each year. Your childrens photos are being uploaded to a database thats owned by a pedophile. https://t.co/WVoXJkBA1p"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022342899049058328)  2026-02-13T16:11Z 148K followers, 144.6K engagements


"This is real footage that was released in the latest Epstein files dump. Dont let them tell you its AI. It isnt. This is why Erika Kirk hated him so much. Shout out Trump and Epstein for resurrecting me https://t.co/xoxEZN5uGg Shout out Trump and Epstein for resurrecting me https://t.co/xoxEZN5uGg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022344257416335361)  2026-02-13T16:16Z 148K followers, 33.3K engagements


"William Banks is the Hunter S Thompson of our day Clavicular ATTACKED at NYC club https://t.co/cwy32nsA91 Clavicular ATTACKED at NYC club https://t.co/cwy32nsA91"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022346535044776419)  2026-02-13T16:26Z 148K followers, 91K engagements


"Hair is nothing but a distraction. This allows more time preparing for next weeks opponent. This is how you find an advantage in the margins and take advantage of market inefficiencies. The Titans have formed the baldest coaching staff of all time https://t.co/oLR4UlIpcP The Titans have formed the baldest coaching staff of all time https://t.co/oLR4UlIpcP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022352033404297462)  2026-02-13T16:47Z 148K followers, [----] engagements


"I asked this woman to elaborate about Chad Kroeger and Ill tell you right now she did not disappoint. @TMZ why arent you covering the bisexual threesome James Hetfield and Chad Kroeger had. @TheWapplehouse Chad was catfishing me on fb since [----] I know his guitar tech and been given tickets in [----] [----] and [----] In [----] I had an image of me in an undershirt under a cold shower - so racy cheesecake photo and he took it and used it to promote alcohol without my permission as well @TheWapplehouse Chad was catfishing me on fb since [----] I know his guitar tech and been given tickets in [----] 2014"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022376581172257083)  2026-02-13T18:25Z 148K followers, 12.3K engagements


"Happy Valentines Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022719737504108639)  2026-02-14T17:09Z 148K followers, 1.3M engagements


"Every word of this sentence was an emotional rollercoaster"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022746073169826020)  2026-02-14T18:53Z 148K followers, 49.1K engagements


"I call bullshit. Drug test her. Aint no way shes not on PEDs putting up those kinda numbers as a rookie. Pennsylvania Girl Scout [--] breaks record selling [-----] boxes of cookies: Unstoppable https://t.co/AO8D3AFs52 https://t.co/zbdoqi8Fdv Pennsylvania Girl Scout [--] breaks record selling [-----] boxes of cookies: Unstoppable https://t.co/AO8D3AFs52 https://t.co/zbdoqi8Fdv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022751951692169268)  2026-02-14T19:17Z 148K followers, 111.9K engagements


"Yall better ruthlessly mock this bitch ass cop after what they did to that woman that sued back in the 90s NYPD cop is suing McDonalds over a scalding hot coffee that spilled and caused his skin to 'peel off' https://t.co/yoHihuJ5wf https://t.co/PPWOzG62yT NYPD cop is suing McDonalds over a scalding hot coffee that spilled and caused his skin to 'peel off' https://t.co/yoHihuJ5wf https://t.co/PPWOzG62yT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022824803590197545)  2026-02-15T00:06Z 148K followers, 41.8K engagements


"Happy Valentines Day(bout to go host a cabaret show with the missus) 💜"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2022828653839520202)  2026-02-15T00:21Z 148K followers, 14.6K engagements


"Bitch I need head I need neck I need Kirk lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2013274674759676229)  2026-01-19T15:37Z 148K followers, 288.4K engagements


"This $25000 drone getting trucked feels like a metaphor for the AI bubble burst were headed for 🫡 🦅"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2023085048312852735)  2026-02-15T17:20Z 148K followers, 18.7K engagements

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