#  @SwiftOnSecurity SwiftOnSecurity SwiftOnSecurity posts on X about microsoft, paint, opsec, elon musk the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::2436389418/interactions)  - [--] Week [-------] +7.60% - [--] Month [---------] -8.70% - [--] Months [----------] +74% - [--] Year [----------] -85% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::2436389418/posts_active)  - [--] Month [--] -84% - [--] Months [---] +124% - [--] Year [---] -58% ### Followers: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::2436389418/followers)  - [--] Week [-------] +0.05% - [--] Month [-------] +0.25% - [--] Months [-------] +0.22% - [--] Year [-------] +0.45% ### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::2436389418/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 12.33% [countries](/list/countries) 6.16% [stocks](/list/stocks) 4.11% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 4.11% [social networks](/list/social-networks) 3.42% [finance](/list/finance) 3.42% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) 2.74% [products](/list/products) 1.37% [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies) 1.37% [us election](/list/us-election) 1.37% **Social topic influence** [microsoft](/topic/microsoft) 3.42%, [paint](/topic/paint) 2.74%, [opsec](/topic/opsec) 2.05%, [elon musk](/topic/elon-musk) 2.05%, [china](/topic/china) 2.05%, [trust](/topic/trust) 1.37%, [sap](/topic/sap) 1.37%, [garage](/topic/garage) 1.37%, [the world](/topic/the-world) 1.37%, [docusign](/topic/docusign) 1.37% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@vxunderground](/creator/undefined) [@ryan_liberricky](/creator/undefined) [@elonmusk](/creator/undefined) [@davidcosta85](/creator/undefined) [@luiz0x29a](/creator/undefined) [@hashbreaker](/creator/undefined) [@maximumbob](/creator/undefined) [@jack](/creator/undefined) [@patrickdoomer](/creator/undefined) [@dsracoon](/creator/undefined) [@seanpedersen96](/creator/undefined) [@doodlestein](/creator/undefined) [@mxvanbutane](/creator/undefined) [@miketalonnyc](/creator/undefined) [@roman_fyseek](/creator/undefined) [@supertrucker](/creator/undefined) [@trollied](/creator/undefined) [@shenetworks](/creator/undefined) [@madsf88](/creator/undefined) [@sechub93028](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)](/topic/microsoft) [OpSec (OPSEC)](/topic/opsec) [Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Zetacoin (ZET)](/topic/zeta) [Mantle (MNT)](/topic/mantle) [Squiggly (Squiggly)](/topic/squiggly) [IBM (IBM)](/topic/ibm) [Dell Technologies, Inc. (DELL)](/topic/dell) [Mainframe (MFT)](/topic/mainframe) [Immutable (IMX)](/topic/immutable) [BEAM (BEAM)](/topic/beam) [Reddit, Inc. (RDDT)](/topic/reddit) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "ATTN: Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown is free with Playstation Plus this month. https://store.playstation.com/en-us/concept/221661 https://store.playstation.com/en-us/concept/221661" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2022388812941521245) 2026-02-13T19:14Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements "Holy crap minivans are expensive wtf" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2000008463154401619) 2025-12-14T01:02Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements "Home furnishing help: Any recent furniture/decor/homegoods you've bought and really like Even if it's obscure style. Also places like Wayfair Overstock Ikea etc" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2007863516741746818) 2026-01-04T17:15Z 405.3K followers, 10.3K engagements "What the fuck are they hauling @supertrucker" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2010412008102093017) 2026-01-11T18:02Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements "Imagine being a cracked GenX coder one of five people that ship [--] shovelware games a year with a combined playerbase of "confused grandparents" and IGN score of [--]. It's [----] you're flush with cash because you were trading Iraqi Dinar on 9/11 and the sex is incredible" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2015957907867648248) 2026-01-27T01:19Z 405.4K followers, 17.1K engagements "Sorry Tom I tried to open Notepad and it crashed scoop: Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows. The head of Windows tells me Microsoft will focus on "addressing pain points we hear consistently from customers." Full details in my Notepad newsletter this week gift link here ๐ https://t.co/4o9ESoZsIr scoop: Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows. The head of Windows tells me Microsoft will focus on "addressing pain points we hear consistently from customers." Full details in my Notepad newsletter this week gift link here ๐ https://t.co/4o9ESoZsIr" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2016967744680243305) 2026-01-29T20:12Z 405.3K followers, 77.1K engagements "County pays $600000 to pentesters wrongly charged for testing courthouse security despite letter of authorization https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/01/county-pays-600000-to-pentesters-it-arrested-for-assessing-courthouse-security/ https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/01/county-pays-600000-to-pentesters-it-arrested-for-assessing-courthouse-security/" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2017080412556693808) 2026-01-30T03:40Z 405.4K followers, 58.7K engagements "Got to tell a user justifiably enraged by IT's handling of their issue for months they had gotten to "the top of the food chain" via an executive escalation to me. ๐ So now I just have to fix it" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2017313511152423372) 2026-01-30T19:06Z 405.3K followers, 37.2K engagements "Here's a synergy you weren't expecting: Denmark sold Epstein island to the US in exchange for Greenland" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2017714846536548646) 2026-01-31T21:41Z 405.4K followers, 86.3K engagements "Probably a waste of time to show off my collection of antibiotics and antivirals I have prepped and ask Bill Gates if he needs any right" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2017720348238561600) 2026-01-31T22:03Z 405.4K followers, 19.5K engagements "I have isolated most of my private life and media from my Windows desktops. That all resides in the Apple ecosystem including a separate Mac terminal I keep on my desk" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2017790822737904076) 2026-02-01T02:43Z 405.4K followers, 81.6K engagements "@trollied I know a guy" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2018028469171458096) 2026-02-01T18:27Z 405.4K followers, [---] engagements "There's an OG version of "Silo" with Saoirse Ronan named "City of Ember" I'm watching first time in [--] years. It bombed but immense production design and sets. I rather liked even if it's YA. It has a lot of charm. You would never mistake it for a movie made today" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2018136408427250004) 2026-02-02T01:36Z 405.3K followers, 25.5K engagements "Got a nice upscale car battery to replace a series of undersized crappy ones in my car discharging. Two weeks later my car is dead not a hint of power. Battery shorted itself internally. New battery fixes it immediately. This is called the Bathtub Curve https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathtub_curve https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathtub_curve" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2019073638972936247) 2026-02-04T15:40Z 405.4K followers, 11.1K engagements "@vxunderground You do it a lot better than I ever did" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2019411996291248493) 2026-02-05T14:05Z 405.3K followers, [----] engagements "@shenetworks Yes" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2019762801707733344) 2026-02-06T13:19Z 405.3K followers, [----] engagements "@madsf88 @sec_hub93028 Helpdesk" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2019846081375539496) 2026-02-06T18:50Z 405.3K followers, [----] engagements "Both in home and enterprise scenarios the Last Access timestamps on files are frequently triggered by system agents and have no relation to actual user activity or intrusion. This is essentially useless data on corporate machines and represents nothing" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2019947297493172465) 2026-02-07T01:32Z 405.3K followers, [----] engagements "Is the F-15 kill ratio really 104-0 Fuck I love America" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2020263629522694447) 2026-02-07T22:29Z 405.3K followers, 16.8K engagements "@lymanstoneky In recent chats I've had heard horror stories people getting whacked in their late 30s. I'm thinking of pushing it up. apparently not the most pleasant vaccine though" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2021024833220546745) 2026-02-10T00:54Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements "Unfortunately my other car Honda is just boned forever I guess I cant afford that price for a second car. The car body shop is not really sure what exactly kind of sap it is as it's very small but absolutely screwed up the paint" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2021041448385220648) 2026-02-10T02:00Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements "My Honda also has paint damage from a touchless car wash that did not clear off the super strong chemicals they use at the end it ate all the way through the clearcoat and paint. It's just gonna be my beater car I take to the supermarket forever" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2021041922878607719) 2026-02-10T02:01Z 405.5K followers, 13.9K engagements "Driving in my "shitbox" (which I do dearly love truly and think she's beautiful I've had her [--] years) is so freeing compared to my garage princess Oh My God. You just don't get it. You think you do but you don't. Ding my shitbox the 11th time I'll emotionally accept it. @SwiftOnSecurity This is why I own old cars with shit paint. Another pain defect Eh whatever theres a thousand already. It makes vehicle ownership so much more freeing. @SwiftOnSecurity This is why I own old cars with shit paint. Another pain defect Eh whatever theres a thousand already. It makes vehicle ownership so much" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2021069353727426839) 2026-02-10T03:50Z 405.4K followers, [----] engagements "Has anyone looked into what kind of backroom deals arborists have with trees There is 100% something going on" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2021261918489502073) 2026-02-10T16:36Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements "On the upside they'll be able to make sure Epstein isn't using Discord" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2021294691203850391) 2026-02-10T18:46Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements "So did Windows Phone on gossip girl tho What happened to VAIO laptops They used to be everywhere [--] years ago then they disappeared. https://t.co/aAdQKAOw48 What happened to VAIO laptops They used to be everywhere [--] years ago then they disappeared. https://t.co/aAdQKAOw48" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2021376753730515455) 2026-02-11T00:12Z 405.5K followers, 16.2K engagements "The amount of based this would be is completely off the charts. It's essentially inconceivable. Why did God strand our homies over there. they really should relocate japan to just off the east coast of the US so that i specifically can more easily go on vacations there https://t.co/gT9kmsETzo they really should relocate japan to just off the east coast of the US so that i specifically can more easily go on vacations there https://t.co/gT9kmsETzo" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2021378223972429890) 2026-02-11T00:18Z 405.5K followers, 16K engagements "There is no longer any pretense the old world built anything the new world finds serviceable. It needs something adjudicated and without skilled administration. Centralization won. We gutted the old world and stuck it on a pike permitting SMTP only under dramatic guardrails" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2021456394264908048) 2026-02-11T05:28Z 405.5K followers, 11.4K engagements "As communication and information-sharing suites developed under idealism and local-network electronic paradigm have been snuffed-out replaced with proprietary ideas that aren't yours and cycle with the year. SMTP is the final light of a dying dream. SMTP is the last protocol" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2021461164971159595) 2026-02-11T05:47Z 405.5K followers, 10.1K engagements "People will email me complaining about antivirus killing their server while it is using 6% CPU but it's just at the top of the list. OK what is using the other 94% of your CPU Are you innumerate I keep encountering this. You hit sort on a list you haven't done anything" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2022328665145811249) 2026-02-13T15:15Z 405.5K followers, 10.1K engagements "On Unix every user is a phile" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2018699697532055630) 2026-02-03T14:54Z 405.5K followers, 10.3K engagements "I lost my OMG cable in a pile or regular iPhone cables so wish me luck I lost my OMG cable in a pile or regular iPhone cables so wish me luck" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2021646473554014550) 2026-02-11T18:04Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements "Why is it called unleaded gas. Just don't put any lead in it Thats like calling my baby pre-shaken" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2022333602999271774) 2026-02-13T15:34Z 405.5K followers, 17K engagements "Happy Valentines Day but ONLY to the people who run their chatbot girlfriend LLM locally" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2022528848517349559) 2026-02-14T04:30Z 405.5K followers, 39.5K engagements "@HistorylandHQ Is there something like this for corn (actual corn)" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2022785844738715796) 2026-02-14T21:31Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements "I'm a pretty market-based solutions person but I am just flabbergasted how few cars are on the road for charging a few bucks this is like the surface of mars. What were all these other people lollygagging around in a car doing before NEW YORKERS LOVE CONGESTION PRICING ๐งต https://t.co/L8ZjlCDSlE NEW YORKERS LOVE CONGESTION PRICING ๐งต https://t.co/L8ZjlCDSlE" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1877236195576398287) 2025-01-09T06:09Z 405.5K followers, 3.4M engagements "Open the elevator door and leave because youre in a foreign country on a business trip getting targeted by the intelligence service or a vendor cartel. These two walk into your elevator Whats your opener https://t.co/6AgguJknM9 These two walk into your elevator Whats your opener https://t.co/6AgguJknM9" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1720246990150234521) 2023-11-03T01:10Z 405.5K followers, 3.7M engagements "Congrats to @vxunderground truly a great asset to the community and sharer of knowledge. ๐ค Well deserved. Hello This social media profile is now the largest cybersecurity-related profile on Xitter. It has passed @SwiftOnSecurity. What does this mean Well as the top influencer I am carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders. This is a very serious role. I'm basically a https://t.co/eRAPV35cCf Hello This social media profile is now the largest cybersecurity-related profile on Xitter. It has passed @SwiftOnSecurity. What does this mean Well as the top influencer I am carrying the weight" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2019414162456342843) 2026-02-05T14:13Z 405.5K followers, 25.1K engagements "Oof had to leave my car outside for a year due to home damage filling the garage with displaced stuff. Fixing the tree sap etching is going to be $2000 for a wet sand of all horizontal paint in addition to the PPF+ceramic. ๐ญ Do not let anything sit on your paint even specs" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2021040873715401114) 2026-02-10T01:57Z 405.5K followers, 10.1K engagements "There is no protocol like it in the world because it was created in a different one. And every other world died. SMTP. Email is the final gasp of the original dream of electronic sovereignty. Of a federated world of peer communication. It's the last one. The final protocol" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2021454645680623737) 2026-02-11T05:21Z 405.5K followers, 59.3K engagements "@endingwithali Notepad++" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2022323256133296399) 2026-02-13T14:53Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements "@Heminator The start/stop on Toyota hybrid engines are integral to the electrical motors Can't speak to others. Entirely different architecture" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2022671425816187077) 2026-02-14T13:57Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements "Incredible things are happening in your area on Facebook Marketplace" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2022818400523657391) 2026-02-14T23:41Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements "If you're driving back from a date tonight what she really NEEDS to hear is "Most Wanted" by Hillary Duff on the radio. TRUST ME ON THIS Image unrelated" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/2022862550363148387) 2026-02-15T02:36Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements "#BestToyEver My hitachi" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/678788494597095425) 2015-12-21T04:06Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "I need better OpSec" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/681668477015293952) 2015-12-29T02:50Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements "BAD OPSEC https://x.com/motherboard/status/685114951560609792 Almost half of parents know their teenager's email password: https://t.co/RFE0nMYqb1 https://t.co/uAgUVDGTWl https://x.com/motherboard/status/685114951560609792 Almost half of parents know their teenager's email password: https://t.co/RFE0nMYqb1 https://t.co/uAgUVDGTWl" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/685115165637906432) 2016-01-07T15:05Z 413.6K followers, [---] engagements "99% of the unit tests passed https://vine.co/v/eIdgjl9Xh1b https://vine.co/v/eIdgjl9Xh1b" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/685898921063874560) 2016-01-09T19:00Z 415.3K followers, 10.8K engagements "Normalization of Deviance: The crash of a Gulfstream IV. Five people burned to death at the end of a runway. http://www.rapp.org/archives/2015/12/normalization-of-deviance/ http://www.rapp.org/archives/2015/12/normalization-of-deviance/" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/686689736639954945) 2016-01-11T23:22Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements "Voyager is [--] years old and [---] AU away but still transmits [---] bits a second (source: https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/425jig/how_long_it_will_take_voyager_to_get_to_ninth/#cz7rh77 https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/425jig/how_long_it_will_take_voyager_to_get_to_ninth/#cz7rh77" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/690588798942511104) 2016-01-22T17:36Z 407.1K followers, [---] engagements "I WANT TO BELIEVE THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX CAN BE CONTROLLED BY THE CITIZENRY ONCE IT CAPTURES THE COMPLETE MECHANISMS OF GOVERNMENT" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/691472260872339456) 2016-01-25T04:06Z 407.1K followers, [--] engagements "SNOWDEN IS PART OF THE CONSPIRACY HES A FALSE FLAG BY THE ELITES" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/691474339531624448) 2016-01-25T04:15Z 407.1K followers, [---] engagements "8 bits (eight [--] or 1's) are a common storage length. [--] bit = [--] unique possibilities [--] = [--] [--] = [--] [--] = [--] [--] = [--] [--] = [--] [--] = [---] [--] = 256" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/696308763750326272) 2016-02-07T12:25Z 415.7K followers, [---] engagements "Breaking: Carly Fiorina drops out of presidential race. Experts believe she ran out of yellow" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/697518391003709440) 2016-02-10T20:31Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "While we're on the subject of BioShock Infinite here's my signed poster. ๐" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/703777671302348800) 2016-02-28T03:04Z 414K followers, [---] engagements "Razor1911 nevar forget" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/705248976493084672) 2016-03-03T04:30Z 404.9K followers, [---] engagements "Microsoft thinks Skype for Business can compete with Slack. Skype in Office [---] still can't do chat rooms. It's been four years" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/706253637001965568) 2016-03-05T23:02Z 407.2K followers, [---] engagements ""Hi I'm Jamie Lee Curtis for Activia. Do you have problems with constipation Irregularity Get ready this shit is going to change ur life"" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/707805831606243331) 2016-03-10T05:50Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements "This is basically what happens when you run two antivirus" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/708459866281611264) 2016-03-12T01:09Z 415.4K followers, [----] engagements "This is basically how sandbox-aware malware works" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/708501290364456960) 2016-03-12T03:54Z 415.4K followers, [----] engagements "When u [--] months pregnant but the baby gotta wait cause u still in a [--] bedroom apartment" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/711680594908831744) 2016-03-20T22:27Z 405K followers, [---] engagements "This is how InfoSec people see the world. It's just network ports everywhere. https://x.com/sudosev/status/715875481585901568 https://x.com/sudosev/status/715875481585901568" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/715883645446201346) 2016-04-01T12:48Z 414.1K followers, [---] engagements "This is amazing. Texas Attorney General directly involved in blatant technology scam for "Eco-friendly servers" http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/04/11/texas_attorney_general_stock_scam/ http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/04/11/texas_attorney_general_stock_scam/" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/719707203590967296) 2016-04-12T02:02Z 403.2K followers, [---] engagements "What Microsoft sees when you install Arch" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/721782544627150850) 2016-04-17T19:29Z 414.1K followers, [---] engagements "Quantum fraud: How the EU was duped into a billion dollar quantum computer boondoggle (by @hashbreaker) https://blog.cr.yp.to/20160516-quantum.html https://blog.cr.yp.to/20160516-quantum.html" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/732438450662744064) 2016-05-17T05:11Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "CLARIFICATION: The article is by @hashbreaker he did not dupe the European Union. https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/732438450662744064 Quantum fraud: How the EU was duped into a billion dollar quantum computer boondoggle (by @hashbreaker) https://t.co/3pWuFIkoDi https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/732438450662744064 Quantum fraud: How the EU was duped into a billion dollar quantum computer boondoggle (by @hashbreaker) https://t.co/3pWuFIkoDi" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/732442292179611650) 2016-05-17T05:27Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements "European Union: -Can't build tech startups -Gets spied on by NSA and GCHQ -Doesn't speak American -Regulates bananas very harshly Sad" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/732443277111218176) 2016-05-17T05:31Z 415.5K followers, [---] engagements "Kansas tax preparer convicted of stealing $2 million from gov by filing false tax returns on behalf of clients https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/kansas-tax-return-preparer-pleads-guilty-stealing-more-2-million-government-funds https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/kansas-tax-return-preparer-pleads-guilty-stealing-more-2-million-government-funds" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/741828259466252288) 2016-06-12T03:03Z 415.5K followers, [--] engagements "Morgan Stanley fined $1 million after financial advisor downloaded info on [------] accounts to his personal server http://www.tripwire.com/state-of-security/latest-security-news/morgan-stanley-pays-1-million-sec-fine-for-failure-to-protect-customer-data/ http://www.tripwire.com/state-of-security/latest-security-news/morgan-stanley-pays-1-million-sec-fine-for-failure-to-protect-customer-data/" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/742094035012050945) 2016-06-12T20:39Z 413.9K followers, [--] engagements "Sysadmin discovers a bitcoin miner virus. Running on their domain controller. (via @binitamshah) https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/4nayr1/just_discovered_thanks_to_the_maxed_out_cpu_a/ https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/4nayr1/just_discovered_thanks_to_the_maxed_out_cpu_a/" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/743614363278286848) 2016-06-17T01:20Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements "Julian Assange in the Ecuadorian embassy is the most stable political situation in London right now" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/747995077302091776) 2016-06-29T03:28Z 415.4K followers, [----] engagements "SHARKS ARE NOT MEMBERS OF THE UNITED NATIONS AND THUS DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE LEGITIMACY OF EXCLUSIVE ECONOMIC ZONES" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/749271120830799872) 2016-07-02T15:58Z 408K followers, [---] engagements "Interesting info on why NASA doesn't just stick nuclear generators on all spacecraft http://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/25209/why-dont-modern-spacecraft-use-nuclear-power http://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/25209/why-dont-modern-spacecraft-use-nuclear-power" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/750170996028559361) 2016-07-05T03:34Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "@elonmusk this is a bad tweet" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/752195144464478208) 2016-07-10T17:37Z 415.5K followers, [--] engagements "@elonmusk Humans should be highlighted as judging fitness for safety-critical designs not an odometer reading. It looks bad to public" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/752196884756766721) 2016-07-10T17:44Z 405K followers, [--] engagements "@elonmusk Perhaps Twitter isn't a functional medium to critique societal views on data-driven decisions. Have a nice day I like ur stuff" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/752204578477608960) 2016-07-10T18:15Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "VMware dumping Flash and local clients moving completely to HTML5-based management https://blogs.vmware.com/vsphere/2016/05/goodbye-vsphere-client-for-windows-c-hello-html5.html https://blogs.vmware.com/vsphere/2016/05/goodbye-vsphere-client-for-windows-c-hello-html5.html" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/753987877357297665) 2016-07-15T16:21Z 408.1K followers, [---] engagements "No Man's Sky players apparently believed they were going to be playing a raytraced simulation of physical reality or some crazy nonsense" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/766029666834534400) 2016-08-17T21:51Z 414.6K followers, [---] engagements "I saw a No Man's Sky complaint that the game doesn't simulate millions of years of evolution for each planet. Who remembers Radiant AI" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/766030217081073664) 2016-08-17T21:53Z 413.6K followers, [--] engagements "Have a good Friday night Get drunk Hook up Read an academic paper on the zeros of the Riemann zeta function" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/766810171918069760) 2016-08-20T01:32Z 415.5K followers, [---] engagements ""Why did you get fired" "China had to throw three Chrome x64 0days to get past my defenses." "Congratulations you're hired."" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/771524640778752000) 2016-09-02T01:46Z 414.1K followers, [---] engagements "DNS: Trust goes right to left HTTP: Trust goes left to right PGP: ๐ถ -- ๐ธ -- ๐ฅ -- โ -- ๐ด -- ๐ -- ๐ -- ๐ -- ๐ฆ -- ๐ต -- ๐ฌ -- ๐ฒ" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/775541908823158784) 2016-09-13T03:49Z 415.6K followers, [---] engagements "Sean Hannity can't go apologizing to Julian Assange for US gov persecuting him without a trial then talk shit about waterboarding people" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/777977205355909125) 2016-09-19T21:06Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements "Trump: "I have $60000 in liquid assets." Voters: "Wow that must be a pretty awesome jetski."" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/778390078368260097) 2016-09-21T00:27Z 413.5K followers, [---] engagements ""Upon a mantle of flesh God mediates his plans for the fallen Earth."" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/786648973331222528) 2016-10-13T19:25Z 413.6K followers, [----] engagements "You try to provide context for Russian actions on the world stage and people start defending Putin and quoting antisemitic memes at you" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/790355759682822144) 2016-10-24T00:54Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "wtf I'm deadpool" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/793274569796620288) 2016-11-01T02:12Z 416.1K followers, [---] engagements "TIP: If you have Ricoh devices you can use Device Manager NX for free to scan your entire network and disable protocols like SSH/telnet/FTP" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/793859863331823617) 2016-11-02T16:58Z 405.5K followers, [---] engagements ""Hit the Windows key it's between the Ctrl and Alt keys on the bottom left of the keyboard. Has squiggly squares on it. Like a beach towel"" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/794062642625146880) 2016-11-03T06:24Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "You realize when you buy followers those are fake. Nobody is reading anything. It's like using a multiplayer hack on Super Mario 64" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/803276182661767168) 2016-11-28T16:35Z 415.2K followers, [---] engagements "Thread for ongoing analysis of US gov's report on election interference by Russia. Let's just say @pwnallthethings is. eminently qualified https://x.com/pwnallthethings/status/817474968325935104 https://x.com/pwnallthethings/status/817474968325935104" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/817480816813076480) 2017-01-06T21:19Z 415.5K followers, [--] engagements "Do you ever think about how if we didn't have to breathe it oxygen would be considered a nightmare industrial chemical" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/819145423436791810) 2017-01-11T11:34Z 405K followers, [---] engagements "Drivers are not set-it-and-forget-it. I've learned this from a decade of managing desktops. They are buggy crap software that needs patching" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/822113394098638850) 2017-01-19T16:08Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "Get it It's a rowhammer joke Please love me" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/824120781512785921) 2017-01-25T05:04Z 405K followers, [---] engagements ""Intel Corporation - Embedded Subsystems and IP Blocks Group"" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/829386896950296576) 2017-02-08T17:50Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements ".@maximumbob XP era lead to a massive "folk knowledge" of security tips and practices that worked at the time but can't be extrapolated" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/829495778695643136) 2017-02-09T01:02Z 415.5K followers, [--] engagements "Are there waves in the middle of the ocean It seems such a waste to do full-resolution fluid simulation where nobody will see it" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/830286021719908352) 2017-02-11T05:23Z 405K followers, [---] engagements "New $idea @jack: Charge for super-low latency API for Trump's tweets. HFT companies do pay tens of millions for millisecond advantages. https://x.com/mikko/status/830024099388850176 This bot watches Donald Trump's tweets for mentions of companies and automatically executes trades on their stocks. https://t.co/FasLqlB3zF https://x.com/mikko/status/830024099388850176 This bot watches Donald Trump's tweets for mentions of companies and automatically executes trades on their stocks. https://t.co/FasLqlB3zF" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/830897228713750530) 2017-02-12T21:51Z 415.5K followers, [---] engagements "Any intelligence chief that can get caught on a wiretap talking to a Russian ambassador needs to be shitcanned anyway. Wtf dude Use Signal" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/830972444743700480) 2017-02-13T02:50Z 415.3K followers, [---] engagements "Finance is a fake industry where people sit in front of computers doing nothing economically productive while earning too much. Unlike me" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/837418414306181125) 2017-03-02T21:44Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "when life is meaningless and nobody cares about your changelog" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/842448419570487298) 2017-03-16T18:52Z 405K followers, [---] engagements "How many advertisements have I seen from IBM in my life Maybe hundreds I've seen three from Amazon. And I have no idea what IBM does" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/844393022251024384) 2017-03-22T03:39Z 405K followers, [---] engagements "Everything is x86 and Intel makes all the chipsets and everything is the same I'm sorry that's not exclusive enough for you. Move on" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/849403166152118274) 2017-04-04T23:27Z 407.8K followers, [---] engagements "My company sells desktops with our special software preloaded. They ship straight from the Dell factory in China" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/849403914680225792) 2017-04-04T23:30Z 407.8K followers, [--] engagements "Today is Windows Vista's End Of Life for updates and support" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/851857404891471872) 2017-04-11T18:00Z 415.5K followers, [----] engagements "@chrissyteigen Just ask the pilot to deploy the emergency air ram turbine" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/852322383214104576) 2017-04-13T00:47Z 415.3K followers, [--] engagements "Why do people get mad at Defense Counsel. Their job is to make the State prove you're guilty. They're not hacking the court mainframe" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/853009082390851585) 2017-04-14T22:16Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements "You know what @RingCentral I used to get upset about your shitty bait spam but I made sure nobody sees it. Ever" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/854467540445278210) 2017-04-18T22:51Z 415.5K followers, [--] engagements "Zuck/Chelsea 2020" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/858184100393496577) 2017-04-29T05:00Z 414K followers, [---] engagements "This is what I thought Radiant AI was going to be https://x.com/danlowlows/status/858754840419196929 Clip from the latest mind-blowing neural network paper by @anorangeduck and team Full video here: https://t.co/KJvKe6AI1n https://t.co/FlQIhFGrBF https://x.com/danlowlows/status/858754840419196929 Clip from the latest mind-blowing neural network paper by @anorangeduck and team Full video here: https://t.co/KJvKe6AI1n https://t.co/FlQIhFGrBF" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/858884030183485440) 2017-05-01T03:21Z 414.1K followers, [--] engagements "What if you got turned into a cow and tried to tell the farmer but now you're in Poland and your English just sounds like cow noises to them" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/862526654106697728) 2017-05-11T04:35Z 405K followers, [---] engagements "Only 90s kids will remember touching this magical orb" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/866509461573206016) 2017-05-22T04:22Z 413.9K followers, [---] engagements "The dude who bodyslammed a reporter paid for a whole museum which teaches children that dinosaurs rode on Noah's Ark" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/867832035779522560) 2017-05-25T19:57Z 415.5K followers, [----] engagements "I DONT WANT THE APPS MICROSOFT" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/869680663590346753) 2017-05-30T22:23Z 404.9K followers, [---] engagements "App1 Day2 Dev 1: "I'm just hacking this together as a temporary solution." App1 Day2429 Dev 2: "What the fuck is this"" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/870676643597082624) 2017-06-02T16:21Z 415.5K followers, [---] engagements "Do you ever think about how touch screens are calibrated for physical proximity of your skin touching it actually does nothing" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/875215521603440640) 2017-06-15T04:56Z 409.5K followers, [---] engagements "Like literally there's nothing operative in touch screens that has anything to do with touching. Everything is a lie" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/875216772399484928) 2017-06-15T05:01Z 409.5K followers, [---] engagements "Block chains are overly complex and usually wrong solution for immutable public ledgers @CiPHPerCoder @ParagonIE https://github.com/paragonie/chronicle/blob/master/README.md https://github.com/paragonie/chronicle/blob/master/README.md" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/881687760905666560) 2017-07-03T01:35Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "Just give the crap hardware to the developers they're taking a 1hr lunch to compile anyway right" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/887385848664215552) 2017-07-18T18:57Z 405K followers, [---] engagements ""I TOTALLY WISH I was a soldier. Bro. Srsly mad respect. I am immune from criticism for threatening journalists who were actual soldiers." https://x.com/stinchfield1776/status/887699053974302725 https://x.com/stinchfield1776/status/887699053974302725" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/887829051729203200) 2017-07-20T00:18Z 415.5K followers, [---] engagements "Who could have guessed someone who fetishizes THE IDEA OF military service would get in a video and bro-down about his sweet metal dick" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/887829837032947712) 2017-07-20T00:21Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements "Just in general these days you shouldn't be messing with browsers except through sanctioned extensions using the proper APIs" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/890595500856152064) 2017-07-27T15:31Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements "Browser sandbox people (Chrome Firefox Edge) move fast and their job is keeping you out of the user's playground" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/890597250258403328) 2017-07-27T15:38Z 415.3K followers, [--] engagements "@jack He doesn't even let me use the pool" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/910705712245944320) 2017-09-21T03:22Z 405K followers, [--] engagements "2023: All apps are built in Electron using forked versions of Chrome. China begins rationing RAM purchases limiting 16GB per citizen" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/912397453839732738) 2017-09-25T19:24Z 414.2K followers, [---] engagements "Yahoo sends legitimate "Sign in notification from Yahoo" email from no-reply@cc.yahoo-inc.com. has no SPF record. http://cc.yahoo-inc.com http://cc.yahoo-inc.com" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/918220608915365889) 2017-10-11T21:03Z 405K followers, [---] engagements "Woot My (custom) unicode domain name Exchange rule triggered on a Docusign fraud email today auto-adding a dynamic warning to the message" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/925136080629846016) 2017-10-30T23:03Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "Here's the unusual subject rule" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/928659926062436353) 2017-11-09T16:25Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements "Here's an employee forwarding a suspicious email to us from a hacked customer. It says Docusign but it's not from Docusign which is what triggers this rule" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/928661788316590080) 2017-11-09T16:33Z 415.5K followers, [--] engagements "Acting hacked to more promote shitcoins without repercussions is pretty innovative" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/946173026382565376) 2017-12-28T00:16Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "@maximumbob [--] year later a question on Stack Exchange that proves my tweets. A CISO somehow thinks programs that require admin are more secure () and that restricting admin is a software whitelisting method. All baseless folklore from the days of XP. https://security.stackexchange.com/questions/178814/is-an-installer-that-doesnt-require-admin-rights-dangerous https://security.stackexchange.com/questions/178814/is-an-installer-that-doesnt-require-admin-rights-dangerous" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/959575321090633729) 2018-02-02T23:52Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements "Sounds sort of like a North American free trade. agreement https://x.com/NBCNews/status/971842960001241088 DEVELOPING: President Trump is expected to announce tariffs of 25% on steel and 10% on aluminum with carve-outs for Canada and Mexico for an undetermined period of time a source briefed on the presidents forthcoming tariff proclamations says. https://x.com/NBCNews/status/971842960001241088 DEVELOPING: President Trump is expected to announce tariffs of 25% on steel and 10% on aluminum with carve-outs for Canada and Mexico for an undetermined period of time a source briefed on the" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/971850667433263104) 2018-03-08T20:50Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "My stupid phishing research workflow: 1.) GotPhish and see what tools I need for an incident 2.) Middle-click each site to background open it in new tab 3.) Visit the first tab fill it out 4.) Ctrl+Tab to go to the next tab 5.) Use Ctrl+W to close tabs once I finish with them" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/973264994635837440) 2018-03-12T18:30Z 413.5K followers, [---] engagements "Added to - @pulsedive OSINT: - IRIS-H @malwageddon file analysis: - @anyrun_app interactive sandbox: - @FSISAC contact: - CIRCL: https://any.run/ https://www.circl.lu/urlabuse/ https://pulsedive.com/ https://www.fsisac.com/contact-us https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/973704072208506880/photo/1 https://iris-h.services http://GotPhish.com https://any.run/ https://www.circl.lu/urlabuse/ https://pulsedive.com/ https://www.fsisac.com/contact-us https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/973704072208506880/photo/1 https://iris-h.services http://GotPhish.com" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/973704072208506880) 2018-03-13T23:35Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "WHY IS IT SO BIG" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/979897054829973505) 2018-03-31T01:43Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "Golf doesn't need a soundstage to fake video of these ridiculous stunts. They don't need a green screen THE WHOLE COURSE IS GREEN AND THEY USE SPECIAL CHEMICALS TO MAKE IT GREENER. WAKE UP. DO THE MATH" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/987426856445112320) 2018-04-20T20:24Z 415.3K followers, [---] engagements "Golf is a season-long infomercial to sell idolatrous phallic metal saviors to the rich who have abandoned God on Sunday to frolick like pagans. Check the math. You're being lied to" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/987427342028066816) 2018-04-20T20:26Z 415.3K followers, [---] engagements "My new rig. Screen is actually at 144Hz" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/990643876229713920) 2018-04-29T17:28Z 415.3K followers, [---] engagements "Game: Elite Dangerous Loadout: ASP Explorer 2x Beam 4x Minigun Controllers: Logitech X56 Rhino HOTAS Head tracking: TrackIR [--] Pro mounted to Sennheiser Game One Screen: ASUS ROG SWIFT PG279Q 27" 2560x1440 IPS 165Hz 4ms G-SYNC Song: 14U+14ME by The Presets" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/990645101457297411) 2018-04-29T17:32Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements "@dangoodin001 @Sonos Video of @NerdPyle whose job at Microsoft is to kill SMBv1/CIFS" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/991696622596878336) 2018-05-02T15:11Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements "@spazef0rze @Arabwel @Penoxi UPDATE: The story about a live munition found in an IT area in the Czech Republic while the Reddit post image appears to inexplicably demonstrate a real Russian missile per experts has not been substantiated in news reports. I have deleted this tweet" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/998711003432005632) 2018-05-21T23:43Z 415.3K followers, [--] engagements "Fact: The majority of DeLorean owners are furries" [X Link](https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/999857529340362753) 2018-05-25T03:39Z 415.5K followers, [----] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@SwiftOnSecurity SwiftOnSecuritySwiftOnSecurity posts on X about microsoft, paint, opsec, elon musk the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
Social category influence technology brands 12.33% countries 6.16% stocks 4.11% celebrities 4.11% social networks 3.42% finance 3.42% automotive brands 2.74% products 1.37% cryptocurrencies 1.37% us election 1.37%
Social topic influence microsoft 3.42%, paint 2.74%, opsec 2.05%, elon musk 2.05%, china 2.05%, trust 1.37%, sap 1.37%, garage 1.37%, the world 1.37%, docusign 1.37%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @vxunderground @ryan_liberricky @elonmusk @davidcosta85 @luiz0x29a @hashbreaker @maximumbob @jack @patrickdoomer @dsracoon @seanpedersen96 @doodlestein @mxvanbutane @miketalonnyc @roman_fyseek @supertrucker @trollied @shenetworks @madsf88 @sechub93028
Top assets mentioned Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) OpSec (OPSEC) Bitcoin (BTC) Zetacoin (ZET) Mantle (MNT) Squiggly (Squiggly) IBM (IBM) Dell Technologies, Inc. (DELL) Mainframe (MFT) Immutable (IMX) BEAM (BEAM) Reddit, Inc. (RDDT)
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"ATTN: Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown is free with Playstation Plus this month. https://store.playstation.com/en-us/concept/221661 https://store.playstation.com/en-us/concept/221661"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:14Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Holy crap minivans are expensive wtf"
X Link 2025-12-14T01:02Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Home furnishing help: Any recent furniture/decor/homegoods you've bought and really like Even if it's obscure style. Also places like Wayfair Overstock Ikea etc"
X Link 2026-01-04T17:15Z 405.3K followers, 10.3K engagements
"What the fuck are they hauling @supertrucker"
X Link 2026-01-11T18:02Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Imagine being a cracked GenX coder one of five people that ship [--] shovelware games a year with a combined playerbase of "confused grandparents" and IGN score of [--]. It's [----] you're flush with cash because you were trading Iraqi Dinar on 9/11 and the sex is incredible"
X Link 2026-01-27T01:19Z 405.4K followers, 17.1K engagements
"Sorry Tom I tried to open Notepad and it crashed scoop: Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows. The head of Windows tells me Microsoft will focus on "addressing pain points we hear consistently from customers." Full details in my Notepad newsletter this week gift link here ๐ https://t.co/4o9ESoZsIr scoop: Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows. The head of Windows tells me Microsoft will focus on "addressing pain points we hear consistently from customers." Full details in my Notepad newsletter this week gift link here ๐ https://t.co/4o9ESoZsIr"
X Link 2026-01-29T20:12Z 405.3K followers, 77.1K engagements
"County pays $600000 to pentesters wrongly charged for testing courthouse security despite letter of authorization https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/01/county-pays-600000-to-pentesters-it-arrested-for-assessing-courthouse-security/ https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/01/county-pays-600000-to-pentesters-it-arrested-for-assessing-courthouse-security/"
X Link 2026-01-30T03:40Z 405.4K followers, 58.7K engagements
"Got to tell a user justifiably enraged by IT's handling of their issue for months they had gotten to "the top of the food chain" via an executive escalation to me. ๐ So now I just have to fix it"
X Link 2026-01-30T19:06Z 405.3K followers, 37.2K engagements
"Here's a synergy you weren't expecting: Denmark sold Epstein island to the US in exchange for Greenland"
X Link 2026-01-31T21:41Z 405.4K followers, 86.3K engagements
"Probably a waste of time to show off my collection of antibiotics and antivirals I have prepped and ask Bill Gates if he needs any right"
X Link 2026-01-31T22:03Z 405.4K followers, 19.5K engagements
"I have isolated most of my private life and media from my Windows desktops. That all resides in the Apple ecosystem including a separate Mac terminal I keep on my desk"
X Link 2026-02-01T02:43Z 405.4K followers, 81.6K engagements
"@trollied I know a guy"
X Link 2026-02-01T18:27Z 405.4K followers, [---] engagements
"There's an OG version of "Silo" with Saoirse Ronan named "City of Ember" I'm watching first time in [--] years. It bombed but immense production design and sets. I rather liked even if it's YA. It has a lot of charm. You would never mistake it for a movie made today"
X Link 2026-02-02T01:36Z 405.3K followers, 25.5K engagements
"Got a nice upscale car battery to replace a series of undersized crappy ones in my car discharging. Two weeks later my car is dead not a hint of power. Battery shorted itself internally. New battery fixes it immediately. This is called the Bathtub Curve https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathtub_curve https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathtub_curve"
X Link 2026-02-04T15:40Z 405.4K followers, 11.1K engagements
"@vxunderground You do it a lot better than I ever did"
X Link 2026-02-05T14:05Z 405.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@shenetworks Yes"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:19Z 405.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@madsf88 @sec_hub93028 Helpdesk"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:50Z 405.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Both in home and enterprise scenarios the Last Access timestamps on files are frequently triggered by system agents and have no relation to actual user activity or intrusion. This is essentially useless data on corporate machines and represents nothing"
X Link 2026-02-07T01:32Z 405.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Is the F-15 kill ratio really 104-0 Fuck I love America"
X Link 2026-02-07T22:29Z 405.3K followers, 16.8K engagements
"@lymanstoneky In recent chats I've had heard horror stories people getting whacked in their late 30s. I'm thinking of pushing it up. apparently not the most pleasant vaccine though"
X Link 2026-02-10T00:54Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Unfortunately my other car Honda is just boned forever I guess I cant afford that price for a second car. The car body shop is not really sure what exactly kind of sap it is as it's very small but absolutely screwed up the paint"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:00Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements
"My Honda also has paint damage from a touchless car wash that did not clear off the super strong chemicals they use at the end it ate all the way through the clearcoat and paint. It's just gonna be my beater car I take to the supermarket forever"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:01Z 405.5K followers, 13.9K engagements
"Driving in my "shitbox" (which I do dearly love truly and think she's beautiful I've had her [--] years) is so freeing compared to my garage princess Oh My God. You just don't get it. You think you do but you don't. Ding my shitbox the 11th time I'll emotionally accept it. @SwiftOnSecurity This is why I own old cars with shit paint. Another pain defect Eh whatever theres a thousand already. It makes vehicle ownership so much more freeing. @SwiftOnSecurity This is why I own old cars with shit paint. Another pain defect Eh whatever theres a thousand already. It makes vehicle ownership so much"
X Link 2026-02-10T03:50Z 405.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Has anyone looked into what kind of backroom deals arborists have with trees There is 100% something going on"
X Link 2026-02-10T16:36Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements
"On the upside they'll be able to make sure Epstein isn't using Discord"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:46Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements
"So did Windows Phone on gossip girl tho What happened to VAIO laptops They used to be everywhere [--] years ago then they disappeared. https://t.co/aAdQKAOw48 What happened to VAIO laptops They used to be everywhere [--] years ago then they disappeared. https://t.co/aAdQKAOw48"
X Link 2026-02-11T00:12Z 405.5K followers, 16.2K engagements
"The amount of based this would be is completely off the charts. It's essentially inconceivable. Why did God strand our homies over there. they really should relocate japan to just off the east coast of the US so that i specifically can more easily go on vacations there https://t.co/gT9kmsETzo they really should relocate japan to just off the east coast of the US so that i specifically can more easily go on vacations there https://t.co/gT9kmsETzo"
X Link 2026-02-11T00:18Z 405.5K followers, 16K engagements
"There is no longer any pretense the old world built anything the new world finds serviceable. It needs something adjudicated and without skilled administration. Centralization won. We gutted the old world and stuck it on a pike permitting SMTP only under dramatic guardrails"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:28Z 405.5K followers, 11.4K engagements
"As communication and information-sharing suites developed under idealism and local-network electronic paradigm have been snuffed-out replaced with proprietary ideas that aren't yours and cycle with the year. SMTP is the final light of a dying dream. SMTP is the last protocol"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:47Z 405.5K followers, 10.1K engagements
"People will email me complaining about antivirus killing their server while it is using 6% CPU but it's just at the top of the list. OK what is using the other 94% of your CPU Are you innumerate I keep encountering this. You hit sort on a list you haven't done anything"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:15Z 405.5K followers, 10.1K engagements
"On Unix every user is a phile"
X Link 2026-02-03T14:54Z 405.5K followers, 10.3K engagements
"I lost my OMG cable in a pile or regular iPhone cables so wish me luck I lost my OMG cable in a pile or regular iPhone cables so wish me luck"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:04Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Why is it called unleaded gas. Just don't put any lead in it Thats like calling my baby pre-shaken"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:34Z 405.5K followers, 17K engagements
"Happy Valentines Day but ONLY to the people who run their chatbot girlfriend LLM locally"
X Link 2026-02-14T04:30Z 405.5K followers, 39.5K engagements
"@HistorylandHQ Is there something like this for corn (actual corn)"
X Link 2026-02-14T21:31Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements
"I'm a pretty market-based solutions person but I am just flabbergasted how few cars are on the road for charging a few bucks this is like the surface of mars. What were all these other people lollygagging around in a car doing before NEW YORKERS LOVE CONGESTION PRICING ๐งต https://t.co/L8ZjlCDSlE NEW YORKERS LOVE CONGESTION PRICING ๐งต https://t.co/L8ZjlCDSlE"
X Link 2025-01-09T06:09Z 405.5K followers, 3.4M engagements
"Open the elevator door and leave because youre in a foreign country on a business trip getting targeted by the intelligence service or a vendor cartel. These two walk into your elevator Whats your opener https://t.co/6AgguJknM9 These two walk into your elevator Whats your opener https://t.co/6AgguJknM9"
X Link 2023-11-03T01:10Z 405.5K followers, 3.7M engagements
"Congrats to @vxunderground truly a great asset to the community and sharer of knowledge. ๐ค Well deserved. Hello This social media profile is now the largest cybersecurity-related profile on Xitter. It has passed @SwiftOnSecurity. What does this mean Well as the top influencer I am carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders. This is a very serious role. I'm basically a https://t.co/eRAPV35cCf Hello This social media profile is now the largest cybersecurity-related profile on Xitter. It has passed @SwiftOnSecurity. What does this mean Well as the top influencer I am carrying the weight"
X Link 2026-02-05T14:13Z 405.5K followers, 25.1K engagements
"Oof had to leave my car outside for a year due to home damage filling the garage with displaced stuff. Fixing the tree sap etching is going to be $2000 for a wet sand of all horizontal paint in addition to the PPF+ceramic. ๐ญ Do not let anything sit on your paint even specs"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:57Z 405.5K followers, 10.1K engagements
"There is no protocol like it in the world because it was created in a different one. And every other world died. SMTP. Email is the final gasp of the original dream of electronic sovereignty. Of a federated world of peer communication. It's the last one. The final protocol"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:21Z 405.5K followers, 59.3K engagements
"@endingwithali Notepad++"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:53Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements
"@Heminator The start/stop on Toyota hybrid engines are integral to the electrical motors Can't speak to others. Entirely different architecture"
X Link 2026-02-14T13:57Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Incredible things are happening in your area on Facebook Marketplace"
X Link 2026-02-14T23:41Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements
"If you're driving back from a date tonight what she really NEEDS to hear is "Most Wanted" by Hillary Duff on the radio. TRUST ME ON THIS Image unrelated"
X Link 2026-02-15T02:36Z 405.5K followers, [----] engagements
"#BestToyEver My hitachi"
X Link 2015-12-21T04:06Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"I need better OpSec"
X Link 2015-12-29T02:50Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements
"BAD OPSEC https://x.com/motherboard/status/685114951560609792 Almost half of parents know their teenager's email password: https://t.co/RFE0nMYqb1 https://t.co/uAgUVDGTWl https://x.com/motherboard/status/685114951560609792 Almost half of parents know their teenager's email password: https://t.co/RFE0nMYqb1 https://t.co/uAgUVDGTWl"
X Link 2016-01-07T15:05Z 413.6K followers, [---] engagements
"99% of the unit tests passed https://vine.co/v/eIdgjl9Xh1b https://vine.co/v/eIdgjl9Xh1b"
X Link 2016-01-09T19:00Z 415.3K followers, 10.8K engagements
"Normalization of Deviance: The crash of a Gulfstream IV. Five people burned to death at the end of a runway. http://www.rapp.org/archives/2015/12/normalization-of-deviance/ http://www.rapp.org/archives/2015/12/normalization-of-deviance/"
X Link 2016-01-11T23:22Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Voyager is [--] years old and [---] AU away but still transmits [---] bits a second (source: https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/425jig/how_long_it_will_take_voyager_to_get_to_ninth/#cz7rh77 https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/425jig/how_long_it_will_take_voyager_to_get_to_ninth/#cz7rh77"
X Link 2016-01-22T17:36Z 407.1K followers, [---] engagements
"I WANT TO BELIEVE THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX CAN BE CONTROLLED BY THE CITIZENRY ONCE IT CAPTURES THE COMPLETE MECHANISMS OF GOVERNMENT"
X Link 2016-01-25T04:06Z 407.1K followers, [--] engagements
"SNOWDEN IS PART OF THE CONSPIRACY HES A FALSE FLAG BY THE ELITES"
X Link 2016-01-25T04:15Z 407.1K followers, [---] engagements
"8 bits (eight [--] or 1's) are a common storage length. [--] bit = [--] unique possibilities [--] = [--] [--] = [--] [--] = [--] [--] = [--] [--] = [--] [--] = [---] [--] = 256"
X Link 2016-02-07T12:25Z 415.7K followers, [---] engagements
"Breaking: Carly Fiorina drops out of presidential race. Experts believe she ran out of yellow"
X Link 2016-02-10T20:31Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"While we're on the subject of BioShock Infinite here's my signed poster. ๐"
X Link 2016-02-28T03:04Z 414K followers, [---] engagements
"Razor1911 nevar forget"
X Link 2016-03-03T04:30Z 404.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Microsoft thinks Skype for Business can compete with Slack. Skype in Office [---] still can't do chat rooms. It's been four years"
X Link 2016-03-05T23:02Z 407.2K followers, [---] engagements
""Hi I'm Jamie Lee Curtis for Activia. Do you have problems with constipation Irregularity Get ready this shit is going to change ur life""
X Link 2016-03-10T05:50Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements
"This is basically what happens when you run two antivirus"
X Link 2016-03-12T01:09Z 415.4K followers, [----] engagements
"This is basically how sandbox-aware malware works"
X Link 2016-03-12T03:54Z 415.4K followers, [----] engagements
"When u [--] months pregnant but the baby gotta wait cause u still in a [--] bedroom apartment"
X Link 2016-03-20T22:27Z 405K followers, [---] engagements
"This is how InfoSec people see the world. It's just network ports everywhere. https://x.com/sudosev/status/715875481585901568 https://x.com/sudosev/status/715875481585901568"
X Link 2016-04-01T12:48Z 414.1K followers, [---] engagements
"This is amazing. Texas Attorney General directly involved in blatant technology scam for "Eco-friendly servers" http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/04/11/texas_attorney_general_stock_scam/ http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/04/11/texas_attorney_general_stock_scam/"
X Link 2016-04-12T02:02Z 403.2K followers, [---] engagements
"What Microsoft sees when you install Arch"
X Link 2016-04-17T19:29Z 414.1K followers, [---] engagements
"Quantum fraud: How the EU was duped into a billion dollar quantum computer boondoggle (by @hashbreaker) https://blog.cr.yp.to/20160516-quantum.html https://blog.cr.yp.to/20160516-quantum.html"
X Link 2016-05-17T05:11Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"CLARIFICATION: The article is by @hashbreaker he did not dupe the European Union. https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/732438450662744064 Quantum fraud: How the EU was duped into a billion dollar quantum computer boondoggle (by @hashbreaker) https://t.co/3pWuFIkoDi https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/732438450662744064 Quantum fraud: How the EU was duped into a billion dollar quantum computer boondoggle (by @hashbreaker) https://t.co/3pWuFIkoDi"
X Link 2016-05-17T05:27Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements
"European Union: -Can't build tech startups -Gets spied on by NSA and GCHQ -Doesn't speak American -Regulates bananas very harshly Sad"
X Link 2016-05-17T05:31Z 415.5K followers, [---] engagements
"Kansas tax preparer convicted of stealing $2 million from gov by filing false tax returns on behalf of clients https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/kansas-tax-return-preparer-pleads-guilty-stealing-more-2-million-government-funds https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/kansas-tax-return-preparer-pleads-guilty-stealing-more-2-million-government-funds"
X Link 2016-06-12T03:03Z 415.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Morgan Stanley fined $1 million after financial advisor downloaded info on [------] accounts to his personal server http://www.tripwire.com/state-of-security/latest-security-news/morgan-stanley-pays-1-million-sec-fine-for-failure-to-protect-customer-data/ http://www.tripwire.com/state-of-security/latest-security-news/morgan-stanley-pays-1-million-sec-fine-for-failure-to-protect-customer-data/"
X Link 2016-06-12T20:39Z 413.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Sysadmin discovers a bitcoin miner virus. Running on their domain controller. (via @binitamshah) https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/4nayr1/just_discovered_thanks_to_the_maxed_out_cpu_a/ https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/4nayr1/just_discovered_thanks_to_the_maxed_out_cpu_a/"
X Link 2016-06-17T01:20Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Julian Assange in the Ecuadorian embassy is the most stable political situation in London right now"
X Link 2016-06-29T03:28Z 415.4K followers, [----] engagements
"SHARKS ARE NOT MEMBERS OF THE UNITED NATIONS AND THUS DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE LEGITIMACY OF EXCLUSIVE ECONOMIC ZONES"
X Link 2016-07-02T15:58Z 408K followers, [---] engagements
"Interesting info on why NASA doesn't just stick nuclear generators on all spacecraft http://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/25209/why-dont-modern-spacecraft-use-nuclear-power http://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/25209/why-dont-modern-spacecraft-use-nuclear-power"
X Link 2016-07-05T03:34Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"@elonmusk this is a bad tweet"
X Link 2016-07-10T17:37Z 415.5K followers, [--] engagements
"@elonmusk Humans should be highlighted as judging fitness for safety-critical designs not an odometer reading. It looks bad to public"
X Link 2016-07-10T17:44Z 405K followers, [--] engagements
"@elonmusk Perhaps Twitter isn't a functional medium to critique societal views on data-driven decisions. Have a nice day I like ur stuff"
X Link 2016-07-10T18:15Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"VMware dumping Flash and local clients moving completely to HTML5-based management https://blogs.vmware.com/vsphere/2016/05/goodbye-vsphere-client-for-windows-c-hello-html5.html https://blogs.vmware.com/vsphere/2016/05/goodbye-vsphere-client-for-windows-c-hello-html5.html"
X Link 2016-07-15T16:21Z 408.1K followers, [---] engagements
"No Man's Sky players apparently believed they were going to be playing a raytraced simulation of physical reality or some crazy nonsense"
X Link 2016-08-17T21:51Z 414.6K followers, [---] engagements
"I saw a No Man's Sky complaint that the game doesn't simulate millions of years of evolution for each planet. Who remembers Radiant AI"
X Link 2016-08-17T21:53Z 413.6K followers, [--] engagements
"Have a good Friday night Get drunk Hook up Read an academic paper on the zeros of the Riemann zeta function"
X Link 2016-08-20T01:32Z 415.5K followers, [---] engagements
""Why did you get fired" "China had to throw three Chrome x64 0days to get past my defenses." "Congratulations you're hired.""
X Link 2016-09-02T01:46Z 414.1K followers, [---] engagements
"DNS: Trust goes right to left HTTP: Trust goes left to right PGP: ๐ถ -- ๐ธ -- ๐ฅ -- โ -- ๐ด -- ๐ -- ๐ -- ๐ -- ๐ฆ -- ๐ต -- ๐ฌ -- ๐ฒ"
X Link 2016-09-13T03:49Z 415.6K followers, [---] engagements
"Sean Hannity can't go apologizing to Julian Assange for US gov persecuting him without a trial then talk shit about waterboarding people"
X Link 2016-09-19T21:06Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Trump: "I have $60000 in liquid assets." Voters: "Wow that must be a pretty awesome jetski.""
X Link 2016-09-21T00:27Z 413.5K followers, [---] engagements
""Upon a mantle of flesh God mediates his plans for the fallen Earth.""
X Link 2016-10-13T19:25Z 413.6K followers, [----] engagements
"You try to provide context for Russian actions on the world stage and people start defending Putin and quoting antisemitic memes at you"
X Link 2016-10-24T00:54Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"wtf I'm deadpool"
X Link 2016-11-01T02:12Z 416.1K followers, [---] engagements
"TIP: If you have Ricoh devices you can use Device Manager NX for free to scan your entire network and disable protocols like SSH/telnet/FTP"
X Link 2016-11-02T16:58Z 405.5K followers, [---] engagements
""Hit the Windows key it's between the Ctrl and Alt keys on the bottom left of the keyboard. Has squiggly squares on it. Like a beach towel""
X Link 2016-11-03T06:24Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"You realize when you buy followers those are fake. Nobody is reading anything. It's like using a multiplayer hack on Super Mario 64"
X Link 2016-11-28T16:35Z 415.2K followers, [---] engagements
"Thread for ongoing analysis of US gov's report on election interference by Russia. Let's just say @pwnallthethings is. eminently qualified https://x.com/pwnallthethings/status/817474968325935104 https://x.com/pwnallthethings/status/817474968325935104"
X Link 2017-01-06T21:19Z 415.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Do you ever think about how if we didn't have to breathe it oxygen would be considered a nightmare industrial chemical"
X Link 2017-01-11T11:34Z 405K followers, [---] engagements
"Drivers are not set-it-and-forget-it. I've learned this from a decade of managing desktops. They are buggy crap software that needs patching"
X Link 2017-01-19T16:08Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"Get it It's a rowhammer joke Please love me"
X Link 2017-01-25T05:04Z 405K followers, [---] engagements
""Intel Corporation - Embedded Subsystems and IP Blocks Group""
X Link 2017-02-08T17:50Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements
".@maximumbob XP era lead to a massive "folk knowledge" of security tips and practices that worked at the time but can't be extrapolated"
X Link 2017-02-09T01:02Z 415.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Are there waves in the middle of the ocean It seems such a waste to do full-resolution fluid simulation where nobody will see it"
X Link 2017-02-11T05:23Z 405K followers, [---] engagements
"New $idea @jack: Charge for super-low latency API for Trump's tweets. HFT companies do pay tens of millions for millisecond advantages. https://x.com/mikko/status/830024099388850176 This bot watches Donald Trump's tweets for mentions of companies and automatically executes trades on their stocks. https://t.co/FasLqlB3zF https://x.com/mikko/status/830024099388850176 This bot watches Donald Trump's tweets for mentions of companies and automatically executes trades on their stocks. https://t.co/FasLqlB3zF"
X Link 2017-02-12T21:51Z 415.5K followers, [---] engagements
"Any intelligence chief that can get caught on a wiretap talking to a Russian ambassador needs to be shitcanned anyway. Wtf dude Use Signal"
X Link 2017-02-13T02:50Z 415.3K followers, [---] engagements
"Finance is a fake industry where people sit in front of computers doing nothing economically productive while earning too much. Unlike me"
X Link 2017-03-02T21:44Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"when life is meaningless and nobody cares about your changelog"
X Link 2017-03-16T18:52Z 405K followers, [---] engagements
"How many advertisements have I seen from IBM in my life Maybe hundreds I've seen three from Amazon. And I have no idea what IBM does"
X Link 2017-03-22T03:39Z 405K followers, [---] engagements
"Everything is x86 and Intel makes all the chipsets and everything is the same I'm sorry that's not exclusive enough for you. Move on"
X Link 2017-04-04T23:27Z 407.8K followers, [---] engagements
"My company sells desktops with our special software preloaded. They ship straight from the Dell factory in China"
X Link 2017-04-04T23:30Z 407.8K followers, [--] engagements
"Today is Windows Vista's End Of Life for updates and support"
X Link 2017-04-11T18:00Z 415.5K followers, [----] engagements
"@chrissyteigen Just ask the pilot to deploy the emergency air ram turbine"
X Link 2017-04-13T00:47Z 415.3K followers, [--] engagements
"Why do people get mad at Defense Counsel. Their job is to make the State prove you're guilty. They're not hacking the court mainframe"
X Link 2017-04-14T22:16Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements
"You know what @RingCentral I used to get upset about your shitty bait spam but I made sure nobody sees it. Ever"
X Link 2017-04-18T22:51Z 415.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Zuck/Chelsea 2020"
X Link 2017-04-29T05:00Z 414K followers, [---] engagements
"This is what I thought Radiant AI was going to be https://x.com/danlowlows/status/858754840419196929 Clip from the latest mind-blowing neural network paper by @anorangeduck and team Full video here: https://t.co/KJvKe6AI1n https://t.co/FlQIhFGrBF https://x.com/danlowlows/status/858754840419196929 Clip from the latest mind-blowing neural network paper by @anorangeduck and team Full video here: https://t.co/KJvKe6AI1n https://t.co/FlQIhFGrBF"
X Link 2017-05-01T03:21Z 414.1K followers, [--] engagements
"What if you got turned into a cow and tried to tell the farmer but now you're in Poland and your English just sounds like cow noises to them"
X Link 2017-05-11T04:35Z 405K followers, [---] engagements
"Only 90s kids will remember touching this magical orb"
X Link 2017-05-22T04:22Z 413.9K followers, [---] engagements
"The dude who bodyslammed a reporter paid for a whole museum which teaches children that dinosaurs rode on Noah's Ark"
X Link 2017-05-25T19:57Z 415.5K followers, [----] engagements
"I DONT WANT THE APPS MICROSOFT"
X Link 2017-05-30T22:23Z 404.9K followers, [---] engagements
"App1 Day2 Dev 1: "I'm just hacking this together as a temporary solution." App1 Day2429 Dev 2: "What the fuck is this""
X Link 2017-06-02T16:21Z 415.5K followers, [---] engagements
"Do you ever think about how touch screens are calibrated for physical proximity of your skin touching it actually does nothing"
X Link 2017-06-15T04:56Z 409.5K followers, [---] engagements
"Like literally there's nothing operative in touch screens that has anything to do with touching. Everything is a lie"
X Link 2017-06-15T05:01Z 409.5K followers, [---] engagements
"Block chains are overly complex and usually wrong solution for immutable public ledgers @CiPHPerCoder @ParagonIE https://github.com/paragonie/chronicle/blob/master/README.md https://github.com/paragonie/chronicle/blob/master/README.md"
X Link 2017-07-03T01:35Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"Just give the crap hardware to the developers they're taking a 1hr lunch to compile anyway right"
X Link 2017-07-18T18:57Z 405K followers, [---] engagements
""I TOTALLY WISH I was a soldier. Bro. Srsly mad respect. I am immune from criticism for threatening journalists who were actual soldiers." https://x.com/stinchfield1776/status/887699053974302725 https://x.com/stinchfield1776/status/887699053974302725"
X Link 2017-07-20T00:18Z 415.5K followers, [---] engagements
"Who could have guessed someone who fetishizes THE IDEA OF military service would get in a video and bro-down about his sweet metal dick"
X Link 2017-07-20T00:21Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Just in general these days you shouldn't be messing with browsers except through sanctioned extensions using the proper APIs"
X Link 2017-07-27T15:31Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Browser sandbox people (Chrome Firefox Edge) move fast and their job is keeping you out of the user's playground"
X Link 2017-07-27T15:38Z 415.3K followers, [--] engagements
"@jack He doesn't even let me use the pool"
X Link 2017-09-21T03:22Z 405K followers, [--] engagements
"2023: All apps are built in Electron using forked versions of Chrome. China begins rationing RAM purchases limiting 16GB per citizen"
X Link 2017-09-25T19:24Z 414.2K followers, [---] engagements
"Yahoo sends legitimate "Sign in notification from Yahoo" email from no-reply@cc.yahoo-inc.com. has no SPF record. http://cc.yahoo-inc.com http://cc.yahoo-inc.com"
X Link 2017-10-11T21:03Z 405K followers, [---] engagements
"Woot My (custom) unicode domain name Exchange rule triggered on a Docusign fraud email today auto-adding a dynamic warning to the message"
X Link 2017-10-30T23:03Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"Here's the unusual subject rule"
X Link 2017-11-09T16:25Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Here's an employee forwarding a suspicious email to us from a hacked customer. It says Docusign but it's not from Docusign which is what triggers this rule"
X Link 2017-11-09T16:33Z 415.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Acting hacked to more promote shitcoins without repercussions is pretty innovative"
X Link 2017-12-28T00:16Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"@maximumbob [--] year later a question on Stack Exchange that proves my tweets. A CISO somehow thinks programs that require admin are more secure () and that restricting admin is a software whitelisting method. All baseless folklore from the days of XP. https://security.stackexchange.com/questions/178814/is-an-installer-that-doesnt-require-admin-rights-dangerous https://security.stackexchange.com/questions/178814/is-an-installer-that-doesnt-require-admin-rights-dangerous"
X Link 2018-02-02T23:52Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Sounds sort of like a North American free trade. agreement https://x.com/NBCNews/status/971842960001241088 DEVELOPING: President Trump is expected to announce tariffs of 25% on steel and 10% on aluminum with carve-outs for Canada and Mexico for an undetermined period of time a source briefed on the presidents forthcoming tariff proclamations says. https://x.com/NBCNews/status/971842960001241088 DEVELOPING: President Trump is expected to announce tariffs of 25% on steel and 10% on aluminum with carve-outs for Canada and Mexico for an undetermined period of time a source briefed on the"
X Link 2018-03-08T20:50Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"My stupid phishing research workflow: 1.) GotPhish and see what tools I need for an incident 2.) Middle-click each site to background open it in new tab 3.) Visit the first tab fill it out 4.) Ctrl+Tab to go to the next tab 5.) Use Ctrl+W to close tabs once I finish with them"
X Link 2018-03-12T18:30Z 413.5K followers, [---] engagements
"Added to - @pulsedive OSINT: - IRIS-H @malwageddon file analysis: - @anyrun_app interactive sandbox: - @FSISAC contact: - CIRCL: https://any.run/ https://www.circl.lu/urlabuse/ https://pulsedive.com/ https://www.fsisac.com/contact-us https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/973704072208506880/photo/1 https://iris-h.services http://GotPhish.com https://any.run/ https://www.circl.lu/urlabuse/ https://pulsedive.com/ https://www.fsisac.com/contact-us https://x.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/973704072208506880/photo/1 https://iris-h.services http://GotPhish.com"
X Link 2018-03-13T23:35Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"WHY IS IT SO BIG"
X Link 2018-03-31T01:43Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"Golf doesn't need a soundstage to fake video of these ridiculous stunts. They don't need a green screen THE WHOLE COURSE IS GREEN AND THEY USE SPECIAL CHEMICALS TO MAKE IT GREENER. WAKE UP. DO THE MATH"
X Link 2018-04-20T20:24Z 415.3K followers, [---] engagements
"Golf is a season-long infomercial to sell idolatrous phallic metal saviors to the rich who have abandoned God on Sunday to frolick like pagans. Check the math. You're being lied to"
X Link 2018-04-20T20:26Z 415.3K followers, [---] engagements
"My new rig. Screen is actually at 144Hz"
X Link 2018-04-29T17:28Z 415.3K followers, [---] engagements
"Game: Elite Dangerous Loadout: ASP Explorer 2x Beam 4x Minigun Controllers: Logitech X56 Rhino HOTAS Head tracking: TrackIR [--] Pro mounted to Sennheiser Game One Screen: ASUS ROG SWIFT PG279Q 27" 2560x1440 IPS 165Hz 4ms G-SYNC Song: 14U+14ME by The Presets"
X Link 2018-04-29T17:32Z 415.4K followers, [---] engagements
"@dangoodin001 @Sonos Video of @NerdPyle whose job at Microsoft is to kill SMBv1/CIFS"
X Link 2018-05-02T15:11Z 415.4K followers, [--] engagements
"@spazef0rze @Arabwel @Penoxi UPDATE: The story about a live munition found in an IT area in the Czech Republic while the Reddit post image appears to inexplicably demonstrate a real Russian missile per experts has not been substantiated in news reports. I have deleted this tweet"
X Link 2018-05-21T23:43Z 415.3K followers, [--] engagements
"Fact: The majority of DeLorean owners are furries"
X Link 2018-05-25T03:39Z 415.5K followers, [----] engagements
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