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# ![@Poppy_yyyyyyyy Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::956512943595753473.png) @Poppy_yyyyyyyy Slarty Bartfast

Slarty Bartfast posts on X about in the, carry, mad, the world the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::956512943595753473/posts_active)
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### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::956512943595753473/followers)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  6% [finance](/list/finance)  2% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  2% [products](/list/products)  1% [gaming](/list/gaming)  1% [stocks](/list/stocks)  1% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  1% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  1% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  1% [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands)  1%

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the) 3%, [carry](/topic/carry) 2%, [mad](/topic/mad) 2%, [the world](/topic/the-world) 2%, [lids](/topic/lids) 1%, [belt](/topic/belt) 1%, [multiple times](/topic/multiple-times) 1%, [a very](/topic/a-very) 1%, [ready](/topic/ready) 1%, [how to](/topic/how-to) 1%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@bradfemlywalsh](/creator/undefined) [@mysteriosox](/creator/undefined) [@missfenella](/creator/undefined) [@nolies1977](/creator/undefined) [@poldhorse](/creator/undefined) [@davidpgcse](/creator/undefined) [@hollowaymartin](/creator/undefined) [@jrh170](/creator/undefined) [@eylonalevy](/creator/undefined) [@bertdalziel](/creator/undefined) [@surliott9](/creator/undefined) [@lochnessx](/creator/undefined) [@tafphorisms](/creator/undefined) [@drhingram](/creator/undefined) [@jaykaysi](/creator/undefined) [@grimmpassion](/creator/undefined) [@genderreceipts](/creator/undefined) [@johnlithgow](/creator/undefined) [@jkrowling](/creator/undefined) [@arabelsraven85](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Not my first job but one I often think about - at about [--] I got a job in a trifle factory. For some reason all the other workers there were Polish. Our instructions were given in Polish and we were sent to our stations. The other people at my station would tap the lids of passing trifles and by the tap decide if they could carry on down the conveyor belt or be thrown in the bin. I could not work out what the tapping was supposed to deduce so I joined in the trifle tapping and binned them at about the same rate as the other workers. I lasted two shifts and quit but for the next few weeks was"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2022580603334312415)  2026-02-14T07:56Z 23K followers, 19K engagements


"I just called a nice woman Francis Bacon multiple times in a very important meeting instead of her actual vaguely similar name"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2016464175124398388)  2026-01-28T10:51Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"The present I bought for my mum for Christmas and posted on a [--] hour delivery with Royal Mail is going to be delivered today. No one make any sudden movements that may distress a postman please"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2016478165317636366)  2026-01-28T11:47Z 23K followers, 109.5K engagements


"John Lithgow saying that JKRs views are ironic and inexplicable but still accepting the role of Dumbledlore is pretty ironic and inexplicable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2018272349070475400)  2026-02-02T10:36Z 23K followers, 15.2K engagements


"Bloody seals. Coming over here and cordoning off our beaches"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2018729579771306463)  2026-02-03T16:53Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@GenderReceipts @JohnLithgow @jk_rowling This girl got a Vogue article written about her when she was [--] years old because she was so very special and not like any other girl. This is a monster created by her own parents"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2019862222454112563)  2026-02-06T19:54Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"@ArabelsRaven85 Im ready to spend the next two weeks making confident assertions about sports that I didnt even know existed. Biathlon What the fuck is going on there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2019875185541935471)  2026-02-06T20:45Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"Somewhere in this photo my son is competing in a rowing race. I have no idea where he is. Its not really a sport designed for an audience"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2020101702502830327)  2026-02-07T11:45Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"Im loving watching the curling. Its like watching couples argue over how to best reverse into a drive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2020242987901681791)  2026-02-07T21:07Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@MissFenella @DavidWolfe The rants about Dr Beeching"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2020272679027175565)  2026-02-07T23:05Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"@bencooper I gave my eldest a bit of a stern talk yesterday as he didnt thank the ferryman and he was very put out as I had never previously clarified that thanking the driver is also required on water based craft"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2020620916355748084)  2026-02-08T22:09Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@NoLies1977 @scrufwiththecat Its men. All men. In the White House and on the street. Always men"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2021673266855735658)  2026-02-11T19:50Z 23K followers, [--] engagements


"Its not raining. Its finally not raining. I might go out without a coat on. This is all very rum business"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2021861121326501948)  2026-02-12T08:17Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"@lib_thinks My mum shared a bunk with you on the Europa one summer and you are the only person Ive ever known my mum to be intimidated by. I doff my cap to you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2022289070445998436)  2026-02-13T12:37Z 23K followers, [--] engagements


"A female gunperson killing children a wrestler sticking his fingers inside a young woman he was wrestling as he was allowed to compete with the women men raping women and then being placed in a womens prison a man placed in a womens prison and raping his cell mates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2021575573579977189)  2026-02-11T13:22Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"RT @LissaKEvans: This is an obscenity. 'It can now be revealed that the children taking part in the trial will be incentivised with the p"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2021972022688199038)  2026-02-12T15:37Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"So many women losing their places in sporting events because men have decided to cheat their way in a man caught wanking in the female changing rooms of a gym women not even allowed to have toilets or swimming ponds single sex"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2021575580597031099)  2026-02-11T13:22Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"RT @Serena_Partrick: Other stand out moments from Mr Yaniv include: - tried to use the law to force women to wax his balls - posted photos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2022210060550824070)  2026-02-13T07:23Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"Yet WE the ones who highlighted the horrors that insisting trans women are women would cause are the ones that are the problems. Because were jealous or mean or middle aged. This has to be the end of it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2021575584308953095)  2026-02-11T13:22Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"@PoldHorse @BradfemlyWalsh Ive been rewatching Poldark for the last few weeks and if theyd cut the galloping and brooding on a cliff top the show would be about [--] minutes long. Its also made me want to go to Cornwall again which is never a good sign"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2022611714483658954)  2026-02-14T09:59Z 23K followers, [--] engagements


"@mcdonnelljp I know its a classic but it doesnt make any sense. Who loves who Why is everyone so angry Why are you opening coffins I dont know much about Yorkshire but it seems very stressful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2021849464819134940)  2026-02-12T07:30Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@DavidPGCSE Cat bin lady"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2022286790661452037)  2026-02-13T12:28Z 23K followers, [--] engagements


"RT @WombsNotForRent: This would be more compelling if Louise and partner Ryan werent planning on exploiting a woman through #surrogacy pu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2022344858132734405)  2026-02-13T16:19Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"Ive just head an advert from a guy called Dorian where he makes fun of people in Bloomsbury for being called Bunny. These are levels of poshness beyond my comprehension"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2021860139108581567)  2026-02-12T08:13Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"Im so stressed because Im supposed to be packing for holiday but my body absolutely refuses to cooperate until the very last minute. Im sure this is some kind of disability and I should be entitled to a dog and an Xbox"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2022290368557895857)  2026-02-13T12:42Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"Very moody skies looking out of the train window tonight. And if you look closely you can see the shameful amount of crisps Ive pillaged from GWR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2022356157902266575)  2026-02-13T17:04Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"Why are you lying Theres no WiFi here. Theres never any WiFi here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2022368758568821220)  2026-02-13T17:54Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"The responses to this are hilarious and you can guess pretty much every users location based on their response. Someone said Jethro. Can you suggest a baby boy name that sounds like he comes from an ultra-wealthy family Can you suggest a baby boy name that sounds like he comes from an ultra-wealthy family"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2022390562637406290)  2026-02-13T19:20Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@jdleggcan The factory is sadly shut down and now storage units. I dont know where everyone gets their trifle now as that factory used to make all the trifles for supermarkets (and they were all the same)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2022588315589824663)  2026-02-14T08:26Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@hollowaymartin Bloody hell. Trifle murder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2022589123459010730)  2026-02-14T08:29Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@jrh170 I put them on my backpack. I think it was sort of allowed (maybe). It was less than ideal as Id cycled to work so I had a bag of smushed trifles when I arrived home. Flat mates and I ate them and felt like kings for the whole two shifts I worked there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2022605921231224965)  2026-02-14T09:36Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"I love how Matt Weston who won gold is dressed as Paddington Bear. Amazing sliding down a death ice water slide on a baking tray. I dont know how its done but its very good to watch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2022613048964379043)  2026-02-14T10:05Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"Over [--] hours since I left home but Im now on a beach with a beer. Life is good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2022845438320050532)  2026-02-15T01:28Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"I have once again found a megalodon in my sons bed. He never took to a single cuddly toy but this tooth totally has his heart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2000523605965259054)  2025-12-15T11:09Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"Im going skiing in [--] hours and have completely sprained my back. Fuuuuck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2001355408699691120)  2025-12-17T18:14Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@Ros10101 That first guy just offloading his kid as he gets close to the camera is cinema"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2001358896972337393)  2025-12-17T18:28Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"Every bit of this story is totally mad - Drunk' kilt-wearing dad is mistaken for Olympic hero Sir Chris Hoy https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15403929/Drunk-dad-mistaken-Olympic-hero-Chris-Hoy-five-star-hotel.htmlito=native_share_article-top https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15403929/Drunk-dad-mistaken-Olympic-hero-Chris-Hoy-five-star-hotel.htmlito=native_share_article-top"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2002858788051988617)  2025-12-21T21:48Z 22.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@DavidPGCSE Ive now watched the clip and him mouthing off in front of a Christmas tree is so hilariously camp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2003180763668447437)  2025-12-22T19:08Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"Nothing is wrapped. I cant find the stockings or the Christmas pyjamas that I bought for the boys. The butcher did me a favour by substituting the turkey I ordered with something that may be some form of giant dinosaur because someone cancelled their order"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2003757169561514407)  2025-12-24T09:18Z 23K followers, 13.9K engagements


"I could spend hours in front of that door and not manage to open it. Beautiful coffee shop in Prague. . . Who was the design Architect https://t.co/4b9DzARWmE Beautiful coffee shop in Prague. . . Who was the design Architect https://t.co/4b9DzARWmE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2004315550449913870)  2025-12-25T22:17Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@Brikka49 @journo_ben @EylonALevy @SadiqKhan The flags of Guatemala and Nicaragua also seem to have the same issue and are similar colours. I really do think its just an animation issue"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2006668093767012473)  2026-01-01T10:05Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"I have to receive messages from my mother and just carry on my day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2006700586889080908)  2026-01-01T12:14Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"My need to know how this house is furnished is bordering on obsessive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2007454011901800754)  2026-01-03T14:08Z 23K followers, 1.1M engagements


"@mattym000 Even at its widest point youd struggle to fit a double bed in there. Its completely mad. I need the owner to put it up for sale so that I can have a nose at it on Rightmove"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2007464583498178858)  2026-01-03T14:50Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@Reellie70 Doing that would require me to crouch down and Id look like a pervert if I did that. Theres no record I can find of it being for sale in years so I cant even nose through rightmove photos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2007477710373769531)  2026-01-03T15:42Z 23K followers, 27.7K engagements


"@sheep_found Ive never seen anyone there. Im assuming its a rarely used second home like most of the cottages round there parts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2007555151771660435)  2026-01-03T20:50Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@BertDalziel Not South America but from what I can tell its done a lot for Costa Rica. It didnt actually do a regime change but has supported it since their civil war"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2007787478460375476)  2026-01-04T12:13Z 23K followers, [--] engagements


"I think about the results of this poll at least once a day. People are utterly insane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2008149006162317419)  2026-01-05T12:10Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@Shiv_who_burns You still cant compete for the country unless you live somewhere like Nauru"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2008187813905449322)  2026-01-05T14:44Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"@HazelArcher11 I could train for a swim or a low dive. I think Im least likely to get injured doing them especially if I stick to a pencil jump for the dive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2008309624827720183)  2026-01-05T22:48Z 23K followers, [--] engagements


"@charles_forsyth @policy_uk Theres always a massive queue outside my local post office. People use them differently these days as its mostly actually posting things rather than foreign exchange/ benefits etc but its still very much in use"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2008311528542347398)  2026-01-05T22:55Z 23K followers, [--] engagements


"I write this sitting on an Aga. Bought a tall old house in rural England didn't I Now I have to watch TV like this https://t.co/480whQzxHG Bought a tall old house in rural England didn't I Now I have to watch TV like this https://t.co/480whQzxHG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2008319045049754013)  2026-01-05T23:25Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"My little rural town in Devon is having most of the shops replaced with money laundering enterprises and the kids can no longer fish at all the local spots as vans full of foreign men are dumped down there for days on end taking undersized fish shitting everywhere and acting really threateningly towards the locals. Weirdly there doesnt seem to be a change in the population demographics though its just men that appear from nowhere. There are also a handful of rich people who have moved down here and run pubs and restaurants as hobbies so we can still go out at least"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2008584554781540462)  2026-01-06T17:00Z 23K followers, [--] engagements


"@Ferretgrove When you have an old house central heating very often doesnt cut it. Its also a lot more expensive than putting on a hat and snuggling under blankets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2008825891942694987)  2026-01-07T08:59Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@BradfemlyWalsh Ive eaten an Easter egg today so I have the same blood group as you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2009310188289876018)  2026-01-08T17:04Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"After much discussion with friends weve decided this picture is of either Percy Fawcett Napoleon III or Agatha Christie. I need to know who it is supposed to be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2009976868997607807)  2026-01-10T13:13Z 22.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@AWeltch Ah amazing Its in Union Square on the window of what used to be the Game shop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2009993327584985429)  2026-01-10T14:18Z 22.9K followers, [---] engagements


"@MysteriosoX He runs like he had Rickets as a child"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2010006900885336136)  2026-01-10T15:12Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"@Opiumbrella Wheres she going Most of Europe is very safe the only place Ive ever felt vaguely unsafe was Albania or in the mountains of Spain where I was worried about guard dogs. If shes heading to SW England at all I have a spare room if she needs it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2011434284591001948)  2026-01-14T13:44Z 22.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@MysteriosoX Spelling aside that looks like a decent menu. Adding Royal Navy submariner in the 1970s to my list of jobs Id consider"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2011814162779812059)  2026-01-15T14:54Z 22.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Can anyone recommend a podcast that isnt just men talking or celebrities telling us about food"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2011820723292016749)  2026-01-15T15:20Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@MysteriosoX Still unsure as to what an elephants footprint is. Google suggests its a choux pastry but that doesnt seem like a very 70s naval breakfast option"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2011827361969275046)  2026-01-15T15:46Z 23K followers, [--] engagements


"@catestjohn @BradfemlyWalsh The theory doesnt hold if its a middle name. Ive never known a female St John so thats a new one I like it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2011832586646274242)  2026-01-15T16:07Z 22.9K followers, [--] engagements


"This week Ive mostly been subjected to my mothers continuous fury at Hamnet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2011833297253380432)  2026-01-15T16:10Z 22.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@woriadsmasking I have no idea The marketing team seemed to be working nonstop for about a year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2012069703187906720)  2026-01-16T07:49Z 22.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@windsorholden Im in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2012277178172395932)  2026-01-16T21:34Z 22.9K followers, [--] engagements


"I too with wish to one day have to admit that I grew up in a castle-like house on the edge of the highlands. But I cant because I grew up in a house-like house in Devon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2012679217217999301)  2026-01-18T00:11Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"Northern Lights in south Devon. Flipping gorgeous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2013370128746815674)  2026-01-19T21:56Z 23K followers, 11K engagements


"@Gibson_U_Witch Its been a really weird light here all day bright but loads of sea mist so I dont know if that has something to do with it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2013372811788619976)  2026-01-19T22:07Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"I dont know much about the Brooklyn Beckham situation but its a tad rich to issue a legal notice to your parents asking them not to mention him on social media or make public statements about him just to then make a six page Instagram post completely slagging them off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2013627079854559440)  2026-01-20T14:58Z 23K followers, 152.8K engagements


"@myateif The Beckhams colonised half the world They did that quietly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2013736949878534552)  2026-01-20T22:14Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"@blablafishcakes Evri do a wonderful job of delivering to my street. Anywhere on my street. Its almost community building the amount of times half the road ends up on a mad treasure hunt for someones delivery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2013758448458952746)  2026-01-20T23:40Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"@EylonALevy @BenMFreeman I will definitely be ticking that box if I ever come across it. Id like to add a bit of glamour to a hospital visit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2013910056136315125)  2026-01-21T09:42Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"Never mind the rapes. Never mind anything else. This court sketch is an injustice. https://t.co/kQDt4MdfVs Never mind anything else. This court sketch is an injustice. https://t.co/kQDt4MdfVs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2014054419143233953)  2026-01-21T19:16Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@dank_ackroyd I thought this was another Victoria Beckham dancing at Brooklyns wedding post"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2014085908392259656)  2026-01-21T21:21Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"I am being prevented from changing the bed sheets by a most ferocious beast"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2014369879051133233)  2026-01-22T16:09Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@SerioJoshehe Everything shes worn was stunning. I know shes getting g a PhD but if she could just give us a few months of modelling that would be lovely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2015037358836514920)  2026-01-24T12:21Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@gabystubbs1 Matthews tweed suit on Uncloaked was very dapper too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2015104682646003908)  2026-01-24T16:49Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@SurLiott9 @LochNess_X @tafphorisms Where do you think the pilgrims left from and where do you think Plymouth is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2015199732058951695)  2026-01-24T23:07Z 23K followers, [--] engagements


"@SurLiott9 @LochNess_X @tafphorisms And Raleigh A right rotter but he cant be excluded from the narrative"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2015206746571133344)  2026-01-24T23:35Z 23K followers, [--] engagements


"@MarkMcLaughli13 David Beckham is a lot of things but hes certainly not talentless"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2013661921191272876)  2026-01-20T17:16Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"One day I will be able to read the word Davos and not immediately think world leaders are hanging out with this guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2014089662982242397)  2026-01-21T21:36Z 23K followers, 62.6K engagements


"I cant help but wonder what kind of terrain these [----] tactical camouflage boot would be suited to. Mars Part of the infinitely talented Jansen Smiths collection"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2016190156244398099)  2026-01-27T16:42Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@drhingram A January miracle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2016482455901872281)  2026-01-28T12:04Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@Puoskaaja @TimBurke863678 @karma44921039 Of course they are still researching a cure/ better treatment for HIV. Why do you think theres such a focus on prevention of HIV transmission No one apart from psychopaths want to have mass chronic illness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2016782932287828240)  2026-01-29T07:58Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"@BiankaB12 @ccowling Lots of countries allow you to do similar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2016870169696452878)  2026-01-29T13:44Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"@JeanHatchet @RulesVagina Is she being sarcastic Grasping at straws I know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2017164007874904519)  2026-01-30T09:12Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@natalie_morrill How can water get to [---] degrees [---] degrees is the maximum water can get to before it turns to steam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2018275567313858746)  2026-02-02T10:49Z 23K followers, 12.7K engagements


"Balenciaga using photos of little girls playing with teddy bears dressed in bondage gear on their website. Lovely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1594119050837168128)  2022-11-20T00:02Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"Ive been thinking about this outfit all night. Absolutely stunning. Should I ever happen to live in a Scottish castle rather than a fishing town in Devon this will be my first outfit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2015033349211926875)  2026-01-24T12:06Z 23K followers, 237.1K engagements


"Another wildlife photograph from me. This time of a harbour porpoise. Obviously"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2017978861351256075)  2026-02-01T15:10Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"@hareinthefire 🤣 I didnt buy the lighthouse but I am stood right next to one in this photo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2018018154329276483)  2026-02-01T17:46Z 23K followers, [--] engagements


"@drhingram A tiramisu trough Thats a thing of beauty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2018041134258278566)  2026-02-01T19:17Z 23K followers, [---] engagements


"@AbolishLabour The series wasnt even officially green lit until [----]. JKR has made her views clear long before that. Casting happened after that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2018429591849734211)  2026-02-02T21:01Z 23K followers, [--] engagements


"@theonlyj7 @PippaCrerar @oliver_wright You get taken off the waiting list and put on a different waiting list to validate your need to be on the official waiting list. The same amount of people need treatment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2018623286167638147)  2026-02-03T09:51Z 23K followers, [--] engagements


"@BertDalziel I very nearly accepted a job on Tristan Da Cunha but declined as Id just met my husband. I often wonder what my life would be like if I had. State of the world is definitely grim right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2019437597643452793)  2026-02-05T15:46Z 23K followers, [--] engagements


"Ive had a wisdom tooth out and am feeling like Ive been kicked by a horse. Animal photos would be appreciated at this difficult time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/1829595925314224593)  2024-08-30T19:03Z 23K followers, 11.9K engagements


"My attempt at photographing my sleeping cat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/1382764560898199563)  2021-04-15T18:35Z 23K followers, [----] engagements


"I dont have words to describe how much I hate this husband. Let her have one thing without mum guilt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/1792979395809845373)  2024-05-21T18:02Z 23K followers, 47M engagements


"RT @CV_Dalcher: Heres a literary snack for yall first published in [----] and inspired by a bit of statuary in Florence Italy. Someone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Poppy_yyyyyyyy/status/2020250917325705671)  2026-02-07T21:38Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

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@Poppy_yyyyyyyy Avatar @Poppy_yyyyyyyy Slarty Bartfast

Slarty Bartfast posts on X about in the, carry, mad, the world the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

Engagements: [-----] #

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  • [--] Week [--] +100%
  • [--] Month [--] +190%
  • [--] Months [---] +22%
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Social Influence

Social category influence countries 6% finance 2% travel destinations 2% products 1% gaming 1% stocks 1% technology brands 1% social networks 1% celebrities 1% luxury brands 1%

Social topic influence in the 3%, carry 2%, mad 2%, the world 2%, lids 1%, belt 1%, multiple times 1%, a very 1%, ready 1%, how to 1%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @bradfemlywalsh @mysteriosox @missfenella @nolies1977 @poldhorse @davidpgcse @hollowaymartin @jrh170 @eylonalevy @bertdalziel @surliott9 @lochnessx @tafphorisms @drhingram @jaykaysi @grimmpassion @genderreceipts @johnlithgow @jkrowling @arabelsraven85

Top assets mentioned Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Not my first job but one I often think about - at about [--] I got a job in a trifle factory. For some reason all the other workers there were Polish. Our instructions were given in Polish and we were sent to our stations. The other people at my station would tap the lids of passing trifles and by the tap decide if they could carry on down the conveyor belt or be thrown in the bin. I could not work out what the tapping was supposed to deduce so I joined in the trifle tapping and binned them at about the same rate as the other workers. I lasted two shifts and quit but for the next few weeks was"
X Link 2026-02-14T07:56Z 23K followers, 19K engagements

"I just called a nice woman Francis Bacon multiple times in a very important meeting instead of her actual vaguely similar name"
X Link 2026-01-28T10:51Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"The present I bought for my mum for Christmas and posted on a [--] hour delivery with Royal Mail is going to be delivered today. No one make any sudden movements that may distress a postman please"
X Link 2026-01-28T11:47Z 23K followers, 109.5K engagements

"John Lithgow saying that JKRs views are ironic and inexplicable but still accepting the role of Dumbledlore is pretty ironic and inexplicable"
X Link 2026-02-02T10:36Z 23K followers, 15.2K engagements

"Bloody seals. Coming over here and cordoning off our beaches"
X Link 2026-02-03T16:53Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@GenderReceipts @JohnLithgow @jk_rowling This girl got a Vogue article written about her when she was [--] years old because she was so very special and not like any other girl. This is a monster created by her own parents"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:54Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"@ArabelsRaven85 Im ready to spend the next two weeks making confident assertions about sports that I didnt even know existed. Biathlon What the fuck is going on there"
X Link 2026-02-06T20:45Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"Somewhere in this photo my son is competing in a rowing race. I have no idea where he is. Its not really a sport designed for an audience"
X Link 2026-02-07T11:45Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"Im loving watching the curling. Its like watching couples argue over how to best reverse into a drive"
X Link 2026-02-07T21:07Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@MissFenella @DavidWolfe The rants about Dr Beeching"
X Link 2026-02-07T23:05Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"@bencooper I gave my eldest a bit of a stern talk yesterday as he didnt thank the ferryman and he was very put out as I had never previously clarified that thanking the driver is also required on water based craft"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:09Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@NoLies1977 @scrufwiththecat Its men. All men. In the White House and on the street. Always men"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:50Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

"Its not raining. Its finally not raining. I might go out without a coat on. This is all very rum business"
X Link 2026-02-12T08:17Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"@lib_thinks My mum shared a bunk with you on the Europa one summer and you are the only person Ive ever known my mum to be intimidated by. I doff my cap to you"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:37Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

"A female gunperson killing children a wrestler sticking his fingers inside a young woman he was wrestling as he was allowed to compete with the women men raping women and then being placed in a womens prison a man placed in a womens prison and raping his cell mates"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:22Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"RT @LissaKEvans: This is an obscenity. 'It can now be revealed that the children taking part in the trial will be incentivised with the p"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:37Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"So many women losing their places in sporting events because men have decided to cheat their way in a man caught wanking in the female changing rooms of a gym women not even allowed to have toilets or swimming ponds single sex"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:22Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"RT @Serena_Partrick: Other stand out moments from Mr Yaniv include: - tried to use the law to force women to wax his balls - posted photos"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:23Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"Yet WE the ones who highlighted the horrors that insisting trans women are women would cause are the ones that are the problems. Because were jealous or mean or middle aged. This has to be the end of it"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:22Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"@PoldHorse @BradfemlyWalsh Ive been rewatching Poldark for the last few weeks and if theyd cut the galloping and brooding on a cliff top the show would be about [--] minutes long. Its also made me want to go to Cornwall again which is never a good sign"
X Link 2026-02-14T09:59Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

"@mcdonnelljp I know its a classic but it doesnt make any sense. Who loves who Why is everyone so angry Why are you opening coffins I dont know much about Yorkshire but it seems very stressful"
X Link 2026-02-12T07:30Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@DavidPGCSE Cat bin lady"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:28Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

"RT @WombsNotForRent: This would be more compelling if Louise and partner Ryan werent planning on exploiting a woman through #surrogacy pu"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:19Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"Ive just head an advert from a guy called Dorian where he makes fun of people in Bloomsbury for being called Bunny. These are levels of poshness beyond my comprehension"
X Link 2026-02-12T08:13Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"Im so stressed because Im supposed to be packing for holiday but my body absolutely refuses to cooperate until the very last minute. Im sure this is some kind of disability and I should be entitled to a dog and an Xbox"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:42Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"Very moody skies looking out of the train window tonight. And if you look closely you can see the shameful amount of crisps Ive pillaged from GWR"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:04Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"Why are you lying Theres no WiFi here. Theres never any WiFi here"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:54Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"The responses to this are hilarious and you can guess pretty much every users location based on their response. Someone said Jethro. Can you suggest a baby boy name that sounds like he comes from an ultra-wealthy family Can you suggest a baby boy name that sounds like he comes from an ultra-wealthy family"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:20Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@jdleggcan The factory is sadly shut down and now storage units. I dont know where everyone gets their trifle now as that factory used to make all the trifles for supermarkets (and they were all the same)"
X Link 2026-02-14T08:26Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@hollowaymartin Bloody hell. Trifle murder"
X Link 2026-02-14T08:29Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@jrh170 I put them on my backpack. I think it was sort of allowed (maybe). It was less than ideal as Id cycled to work so I had a bag of smushed trifles when I arrived home. Flat mates and I ate them and felt like kings for the whole two shifts I worked there"
X Link 2026-02-14T09:36Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"I love how Matt Weston who won gold is dressed as Paddington Bear. Amazing sliding down a death ice water slide on a baking tray. I dont know how its done but its very good to watch"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:05Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"Over [--] hours since I left home but Im now on a beach with a beer. Life is good"
X Link 2026-02-15T01:28Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"I have once again found a megalodon in my sons bed. He never took to a single cuddly toy but this tooth totally has his heart"
X Link 2025-12-15T11:09Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"Im going skiing in [--] hours and have completely sprained my back. Fuuuuck"
X Link 2025-12-17T18:14Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@Ros10101 That first guy just offloading his kid as he gets close to the camera is cinema"
X Link 2025-12-17T18:28Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"Every bit of this story is totally mad - Drunk' kilt-wearing dad is mistaken for Olympic hero Sir Chris Hoy https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15403929/Drunk-dad-mistaken-Olympic-hero-Chris-Hoy-five-star-hotel.htmlito=native_share_article-top https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15403929/Drunk-dad-mistaken-Olympic-hero-Chris-Hoy-five-star-hotel.htmlito=native_share_article-top"
X Link 2025-12-21T21:48Z 22.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@DavidPGCSE Ive now watched the clip and him mouthing off in front of a Christmas tree is so hilariously camp"
X Link 2025-12-22T19:08Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"Nothing is wrapped. I cant find the stockings or the Christmas pyjamas that I bought for the boys. The butcher did me a favour by substituting the turkey I ordered with something that may be some form of giant dinosaur because someone cancelled their order"
X Link 2025-12-24T09:18Z 23K followers, 13.9K engagements

"I could spend hours in front of that door and not manage to open it. Beautiful coffee shop in Prague. . . Who was the design Architect https://t.co/4b9DzARWmE Beautiful coffee shop in Prague. . . Who was the design Architect https://t.co/4b9DzARWmE"
X Link 2025-12-25T22:17Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@Brikka49 @journo_ben @EylonALevy @SadiqKhan The flags of Guatemala and Nicaragua also seem to have the same issue and are similar colours. I really do think its just an animation issue"
X Link 2026-01-01T10:05Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"I have to receive messages from my mother and just carry on my day"
X Link 2026-01-01T12:14Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"My need to know how this house is furnished is bordering on obsessive"
X Link 2026-01-03T14:08Z 23K followers, 1.1M engagements

"@mattym000 Even at its widest point youd struggle to fit a double bed in there. Its completely mad. I need the owner to put it up for sale so that I can have a nose at it on Rightmove"
X Link 2026-01-03T14:50Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@Reellie70 Doing that would require me to crouch down and Id look like a pervert if I did that. Theres no record I can find of it being for sale in years so I cant even nose through rightmove photos"
X Link 2026-01-03T15:42Z 23K followers, 27.7K engagements

"@sheep_found Ive never seen anyone there. Im assuming its a rarely used second home like most of the cottages round there parts"
X Link 2026-01-03T20:50Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@BertDalziel Not South America but from what I can tell its done a lot for Costa Rica. It didnt actually do a regime change but has supported it since their civil war"
X Link 2026-01-04T12:13Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

"I think about the results of this poll at least once a day. People are utterly insane"
X Link 2026-01-05T12:10Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@Shiv_who_burns You still cant compete for the country unless you live somewhere like Nauru"
X Link 2026-01-05T14:44Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"@HazelArcher11 I could train for a swim or a low dive. I think Im least likely to get injured doing them especially if I stick to a pencil jump for the dive"
X Link 2026-01-05T22:48Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

"@charles_forsyth @policy_uk Theres always a massive queue outside my local post office. People use them differently these days as its mostly actually posting things rather than foreign exchange/ benefits etc but its still very much in use"
X Link 2026-01-05T22:55Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

"I write this sitting on an Aga. Bought a tall old house in rural England didn't I Now I have to watch TV like this https://t.co/480whQzxHG Bought a tall old house in rural England didn't I Now I have to watch TV like this https://t.co/480whQzxHG"
X Link 2026-01-05T23:25Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"My little rural town in Devon is having most of the shops replaced with money laundering enterprises and the kids can no longer fish at all the local spots as vans full of foreign men are dumped down there for days on end taking undersized fish shitting everywhere and acting really threateningly towards the locals. Weirdly there doesnt seem to be a change in the population demographics though its just men that appear from nowhere. There are also a handful of rich people who have moved down here and run pubs and restaurants as hobbies so we can still go out at least"
X Link 2026-01-06T17:00Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

"@Ferretgrove When you have an old house central heating very often doesnt cut it. Its also a lot more expensive than putting on a hat and snuggling under blankets"
X Link 2026-01-07T08:59Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@BradfemlyWalsh Ive eaten an Easter egg today so I have the same blood group as you"
X Link 2026-01-08T17:04Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"After much discussion with friends weve decided this picture is of either Percy Fawcett Napoleon III or Agatha Christie. I need to know who it is supposed to be"
X Link 2026-01-10T13:13Z 22.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@AWeltch Ah amazing Its in Union Square on the window of what used to be the Game shop"
X Link 2026-01-10T14:18Z 22.9K followers, [---] engagements

"@MysteriosoX He runs like he had Rickets as a child"
X Link 2026-01-10T15:12Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"@Opiumbrella Wheres she going Most of Europe is very safe the only place Ive ever felt vaguely unsafe was Albania or in the mountains of Spain where I was worried about guard dogs. If shes heading to SW England at all I have a spare room if she needs it"
X Link 2026-01-14T13:44Z 22.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@MysteriosoX Spelling aside that looks like a decent menu. Adding Royal Navy submariner in the 1970s to my list of jobs Id consider"
X Link 2026-01-15T14:54Z 22.9K followers, [---] engagements

"Can anyone recommend a podcast that isnt just men talking or celebrities telling us about food"
X Link 2026-01-15T15:20Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@MysteriosoX Still unsure as to what an elephants footprint is. Google suggests its a choux pastry but that doesnt seem like a very 70s naval breakfast option"
X Link 2026-01-15T15:46Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

"@catestjohn @BradfemlyWalsh The theory doesnt hold if its a middle name. Ive never known a female St John so thats a new one I like it"
X Link 2026-01-15T16:07Z 22.9K followers, [--] engagements

"This week Ive mostly been subjected to my mothers continuous fury at Hamnet"
X Link 2026-01-15T16:10Z 22.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@woriadsmasking I have no idea The marketing team seemed to be working nonstop for about a year"
X Link 2026-01-16T07:49Z 22.9K followers, [--] engagements

"@windsorholden Im in"
X Link 2026-01-16T21:34Z 22.9K followers, [--] engagements

"I too with wish to one day have to admit that I grew up in a castle-like house on the edge of the highlands. But I cant because I grew up in a house-like house in Devon"
X Link 2026-01-18T00:11Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"Northern Lights in south Devon. Flipping gorgeous"
X Link 2026-01-19T21:56Z 23K followers, 11K engagements

"@Gibson_U_Witch Its been a really weird light here all day bright but loads of sea mist so I dont know if that has something to do with it"
X Link 2026-01-19T22:07Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"I dont know much about the Brooklyn Beckham situation but its a tad rich to issue a legal notice to your parents asking them not to mention him on social media or make public statements about him just to then make a six page Instagram post completely slagging them off"
X Link 2026-01-20T14:58Z 23K followers, 152.8K engagements

"@myateif The Beckhams colonised half the world They did that quietly"
X Link 2026-01-20T22:14Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"@blablafishcakes Evri do a wonderful job of delivering to my street. Anywhere on my street. Its almost community building the amount of times half the road ends up on a mad treasure hunt for someones delivery"
X Link 2026-01-20T23:40Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"@EylonALevy @BenMFreeman I will definitely be ticking that box if I ever come across it. Id like to add a bit of glamour to a hospital visit"
X Link 2026-01-21T09:42Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"Never mind the rapes. Never mind anything else. This court sketch is an injustice. https://t.co/kQDt4MdfVs Never mind anything else. This court sketch is an injustice. https://t.co/kQDt4MdfVs"
X Link 2026-01-21T19:16Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@dank_ackroyd I thought this was another Victoria Beckham dancing at Brooklyns wedding post"
X Link 2026-01-21T21:21Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"I am being prevented from changing the bed sheets by a most ferocious beast"
X Link 2026-01-22T16:09Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@SerioJoshehe Everything shes worn was stunning. I know shes getting g a PhD but if she could just give us a few months of modelling that would be lovely"
X Link 2026-01-24T12:21Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@gabystubbs1 Matthews tweed suit on Uncloaked was very dapper too"
X Link 2026-01-24T16:49Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@SurLiott9 @LochNess_X @tafphorisms Where do you think the pilgrims left from and where do you think Plymouth is"
X Link 2026-01-24T23:07Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

"@SurLiott9 @LochNess_X @tafphorisms And Raleigh A right rotter but he cant be excluded from the narrative"
X Link 2026-01-24T23:35Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

"@MarkMcLaughli13 David Beckham is a lot of things but hes certainly not talentless"
X Link 2026-01-20T17:16Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"One day I will be able to read the word Davos and not immediately think world leaders are hanging out with this guy"
X Link 2026-01-21T21:36Z 23K followers, 62.6K engagements

"I cant help but wonder what kind of terrain these [----] tactical camouflage boot would be suited to. Mars Part of the infinitely talented Jansen Smiths collection"
X Link 2026-01-27T16:42Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@drhingram A January miracle"
X Link 2026-01-28T12:04Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@Puoskaaja @TimBurke863678 @karma44921039 Of course they are still researching a cure/ better treatment for HIV. Why do you think theres such a focus on prevention of HIV transmission No one apart from psychopaths want to have mass chronic illness"
X Link 2026-01-29T07:58Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"@BiankaB12 @ccowling Lots of countries allow you to do similar"
X Link 2026-01-29T13:44Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"@JeanHatchet @RulesVagina Is she being sarcastic Grasping at straws I know"
X Link 2026-01-30T09:12Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@natalie_morrill How can water get to [---] degrees [---] degrees is the maximum water can get to before it turns to steam"
X Link 2026-02-02T10:49Z 23K followers, 12.7K engagements

"Balenciaga using photos of little girls playing with teddy bears dressed in bondage gear on their website. Lovely"
X Link 2022-11-20T00:02Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"Ive been thinking about this outfit all night. Absolutely stunning. Should I ever happen to live in a Scottish castle rather than a fishing town in Devon this will be my first outfit"
X Link 2026-01-24T12:06Z 23K followers, 237.1K engagements

"Another wildlife photograph from me. This time of a harbour porpoise. Obviously"
X Link 2026-02-01T15:10Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"@hareinthefire 🤣 I didnt buy the lighthouse but I am stood right next to one in this photo"
X Link 2026-02-01T17:46Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

"@drhingram A tiramisu trough Thats a thing of beauty"
X Link 2026-02-01T19:17Z 23K followers, [---] engagements

"@AbolishLabour The series wasnt even officially green lit until [----]. JKR has made her views clear long before that. Casting happened after that"
X Link 2026-02-02T21:01Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

"@theonlyj7 @PippaCrerar @oliver_wright You get taken off the waiting list and put on a different waiting list to validate your need to be on the official waiting list. The same amount of people need treatment"
X Link 2026-02-03T09:51Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

"@BertDalziel I very nearly accepted a job on Tristan Da Cunha but declined as Id just met my husband. I often wonder what my life would be like if I had. State of the world is definitely grim right now"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:46Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

"Ive had a wisdom tooth out and am feeling like Ive been kicked by a horse. Animal photos would be appreciated at this difficult time"
X Link 2024-08-30T19:03Z 23K followers, 11.9K engagements

"My attempt at photographing my sleeping cat"
X Link 2021-04-15T18:35Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

"I dont have words to describe how much I hate this husband. Let her have one thing without mum guilt"
X Link 2024-05-21T18:02Z 23K followers, 47M engagements

"RT @CV_Dalcher: Heres a literary snack for yall first published in [----] and inspired by a bit of statuary in Florence Italy. Someone"
X Link 2026-02-07T21:38Z 23K followers, [--] engagements

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